Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Kiiidddddddddssss!!! Sorry, I just watched Garfield and Friends. Welcome back to our humble blog. We’re all here raising the roof with each of our special spin on things and of course our Night Of Champions Predictions.
Soooo, yeah, we are back here again. I’m not going to lie, I totally forgot about this months Skirt Sheet, Predictions and crap. I have so much stuff in my brain that apparently wrestling isn’t one of them, and if it is, then it’s a teeny, tiny piece of crap floating around up there. Anyone catch the season 4 premier of Haven? I haven’t yet so no spoilers please!!! I am however going to shut it and get to bidness…
No baby Stratus as of this posting. I know, what the hell, eh? I can guarantee you I’ll have news on that in my October edition. Lol!! Let me just say this, she looks radiant!
My theory on why I don’t have much wrestling floating around in my brain is because, Wade Barrett has been absent for the last three weeks and well, this barrage member is feeling massive withdrawal. It’s not that he’s injured, at least I haven’t heard anything. What I have heard is that there are some problems with his visa and is stuck in England. I just hope he gets them fixed very soon. Is it just me or is it the guys I like that always seem to get some momentum going and then Errrrrrrrrrrrtt…It just comes to a halt. Maybe I’m bad luck. Maybe I should start backing Alberto Del Rio and Layla. Maybe they’ll get injured and go bye-bye. It’s bad enough they had Daniel Bryan shave off Wade’s glorious beard, and now he’s stuck in England. At least he seems to be growing it back. However, the WWE has done a decent job of keeping him somewhat of a spotlight on the JBL & Cole YouTube show, which by the way is hilarious (side note, if I ever see JBL or Michael Cole twerking again, I will personally cut my own eyeballs out of my eye sockets). Because of Cody Rhodes saying “Bad News Barrett”, it’s become a thing, and that has kept Barrett involved.
#40: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZD8xO5Bs0 (Twerking ep)
At least it’s something.
So I already admitted that I was hooked on this show. And I’ve already pretty much said what I could say. But I’m not done. OK Brie Mode…
….is awesome, and Nikki has grown on me so much that I find her hilarious.
Ariane is still an idiot, and she showed that she isn’t as high class as she wants everyone to think. You see her boyfriend, I mentioned last month is a tool box. Well not only did he basically crash Natalya and TJ’s party that was thrown for them in Las Vegas, after Ariane told him he couldn’t come because it was just people from work (aka the WWE. Yes I know, apparently that’s work. I find that’s funny considering all she does is go in there, shakes a few pom-poms and looks as dumb as the ring post but, hey I guess that’s more that what I do for a living). She even explained it in simpleton terms for Vincent to get it, by telling him that she and Eva Marie are the only two that have boyfriends NOT in the WWE and Eva Marie isn’t bringing her boyfriend. That’s pretty simple, right? Apparently not, because he shows up in Vegas (baby, yeah!) and then makes a complete ASS of himself. I watched this episode with my boyfriend Thursday night before we watched Big Brother and I asked Mathew, “is that moron on something?” And Mat said he had to be. Because not only was he uncontrollable, but he was a doofus and more annoying than the previous times we have seen him. Then he continues to embarrass Ariane throughout the entire night. I actually felt sorry for her. Then this week, he’s relatively normal with the exception after less than a year of dating he’s putting her on the spot about marriage. Never mind the fact that they’ve never discussed it and he isn’t that smart. Vincent surprised her by taking her to a fancy-ass ring place in L.A, to choose engagement rings and it caught her off guard. She did the right thing, she told him no, this isn’t right. I’m not at the same place as he is. Although that had to be hard for her, it was the right thing to do. I don’t like Ariane, but I felt she showed a small sense of maturity in this past weeks episode. I also think that even she can do better than Vincent the Tool Man!
Can we talk about Natalya and TJ for a moment? Three episodes ago, they highlighted the fact that it was Nattie’s birthday and TJ went with her to Calgary for the week. I felt that TJ came off as a dork for not being able to say no to his mom and his sister, no offense is a bitch. I know that my boyfriend is close with his family as he knows I am with mine, but we would never choose them over each other, when it’s suppose to be our time. On Nattie’s birthday, she’s all dressed to go out to a romantic dinner with TJ, who springs it out of nowhere that they are going to his mom’s and that Nat’s over dressed. That’s a dick move. You all know I love TJ, but you don’t do that. At least give her a heads up that plans have changed and that it’s just going to be a casual dinner at your parent’s place. Don’t let her get all excited and glammed up to only tell her, “hey, why you dressed like that? It’s just dinner at my mom’s.” DICK-fucking-move! Nattie ends up staying in alone, until her friend (not so friend) calls her up and invites her to dinner. She goes, thinking it’s just an innocent dinner with a friend whom she hasn’t seen in a long time. Jaret brings Nattie to this nice restaurant where he went balls to the walls for her to make her birthday special and reserving the entire restaurant just for her. If TJ had done that, it would have been romantic, but this dude is skeevy as shit. He then proceeds to tell her that he doesn’t want to see her with TJ and that he’s in love with her. A little late skeevy perv! So last weeks episode had Natalya at her bachelorette party constantly struggling with Jaret’s multiple text messages, which Nikki had to tell her were inappropriate and that Nat shouldn’t respond. BRAVO Nikki, because you are 100% right on that. But Nat’s innocence really shows out at how naive of a person she is. I love Nat, so much, she’s really an amazing role model, but man she needs some life lessons, and she needs to learn to listen to her friends. Both Brie and Nikki kept telling her that Jaret’s on the prowl for Natalya and that he’s no good for her. She needs to stop it by just not talking to him. Nat’s naivity is almost annoying.
Brie brought up the right thing, that Nat’s been with TJ for 13-years and sometimes that romantic fire burns out in that time. Doesn’t mean TJ loves Nattie any less, it just means he feels he doesn’t need to show it as much. But here is a secret to all you men out there; We Women, like romance. We don’t expect it everyday, but we do like to look up every once in a while and catch you looking at us with so much love and that look that you can’t live without us. We expect the look you give us when we have food on our chin, that doesn’t count. Everyone in a while, just give your significant other that look like you can’t picture your life without her in it. Tell her you love her and surprise her with flowers, or a simple massage or maybe go down under (yeah I went there).
Jojo! Jojo is going to get eaten alive in this business, and yes I just realized I made an oral sex reference above but that’s not what I meant in this case. Nattie’s innocent naivity is natural after only being with one guy her entire adult life. But common sense in growing up should be evident by now. Jojo being jealous of Eva Marie, is way too immature. Yes women are naturally catty and bitches towards each other, but we learned at a young age on how to hide it and fake being nice and supportive to others. Jojo lacks that. Her innocence, is way too child like. The moment she went on about her Rabbit to Justin Gabriel, she lost him. He’s 32 and Jojo is 19. That age gap wasn’t there until she started talking like a 14 year old. It’s only natural that he felt like a pedo at that moment. I don’t doubt that he liked her but he was right to bring up the huge age gap.
This Sunday is Total Diva’s Mid-Season Finale. Don’t fret fellow Skirt Chasers, it will be back in November with more episodes. Good. Plus I might be the only one hoping for this, but I so hope they put the entire season on DVD because I would buy it. Yes I am THAT lame!
Ever since SummerSlam ended, WWE has actually been really good. Maybe it’s because John Cena isn’t being shoved down our throats. Yes I’ve been Wade-less but it’s still been good. Randy Orton as a heel is golden, and having Triple H back as heel is like coming home. I think things are quite kosher. As much as I do want to see Daniel Bryan as champion, I think keep the feud going for a bit and Randy stays champion at least until October. I’m not digging Ricardo Rodriguez with Rob Van Damn, and I’m thinking that him being with RVD is an Alberto Del Rio plan. I can see Ricardo turning on RVD, to help ADR retain the title.
Can we just talk about AJ’s pipebomb-shell she dropped on the Total Diva’s? I have one word for it; AWESOME! I agreed with what she said for pretty much everyone but Natalya. But otherwise as far as Diva promos go, it was great. And will be on my list for Promo of the year, unless something shocks me in the next few months.
Edge coming back was amazing. It’s been a long seven months without seeing Adam “Edge” Copeland on television. So having Edge cut such a great promo like he hasn’t lost a beat on RAW, was excellent. And man, the dude can fill out a pair of jeans!
With that, I have to go. I haven’t had much to say so I bullshitted most of this edition but hey, gotta give me credit for trying. Lol!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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F4W: Edge Returns to RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WExYDlFbRM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w
F4W: Goldust’s Return from RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osDcB0iUQbU&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w
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Okay, so it’s not quite “that” day, but it’s always a good day when the Boot Camp is back in business!
First of all….still no job. Don’t have one. Don’t care. Doing okay without one, but I will eventually find another one. I don’t want to be a bum the rest of my life, or at least look like one, and I am sure my wife will hold a pillow over my face as I sleep one of these nights when she gets sick enough of me. Right now, I am just trying to be the best “helper monkey” that I can be to Heather and the munchkins. If I earn my keep, maybe she won’t want to kick me back out into the “real world” for a little longer.
I am going to go on the record right now and say Daniel Bryan is more over now than Cena ever has been. Cena being out with his elbow rehab is the best thing that could have ever happened to Daniel Bryan. It gives him his time to shine without being under Cena’s shadow. The current angle between Bryan and Randy Orton only works because we don’t have Super Cena sticking his nose into it. I know Cena fans who read this always have, and always will, hate me for what I say about him. Fine. I have my opinions, and I am entitled to them. They all have theirs, but I couldn’t care less because honestly, Cena fans are a dime a dozen. Sheep going along with the rest of the flock.
I better quit before the mooing gets too out of control.
Anyway, the mid-season finale of Total Divas is this Sunday…and nobody will be watching because any self-respecting wrestling fan will be watching Night of Champions….or cleaning his guns….or sleeping instead. The ratings of the E! reality show have plummeted in recent weeks anyway, but that isn’t going to keep them from extending the season and shooting more episodes for our spewing pleasure.
Seriously! Who can blame the viewers for jumping ship on this show after what they’ve given us the past few weeks? Brie Bella calling getting wasted “Brie Mode”. Nattie’s skeezy stalker trying to get his swerve on and take her away from TJ. Eva Marie doing a Maxim shoot that nobody has ever seen. JoJo and the Funkdactyls absolutely murdering “Somebody Call My Momma” in all its tone deaf glory. Sitting through the drunken hijinx of the only person on that show who is more retarded than Ariane….her boyfriend, Vincent, the sweaty, pillow-sniffing troglodyte. Dude looks like what would happen if Batista boned Gru from “Despicable Me”. Let’s not forget the fun we had watching Ariane and the general abuse of her set of “practice boobs” as she mulled over the idea of getting implants. She eventually chose not to get them because she doesn’t think it makes her a good role model. Yeah, right. Truth is, ya couldn’t keep your fake tits from flopping out on the floor for ten seconds the whole time you had them because you are a stupid fucking cow!
However, I will still continue to watch the show when this mid-season break is over. Taking one for the team is what I do best for my troops! You’re welcome.
Recycling characters is never good. But, sometimes using ring gear once worn by one of the worst characters of all time is even worse. The recently re-packaged Epico and Primo are taking on a bullfighter gimmick and calling themselves Los Matador’s. They wear what looks like a mix of Tito Santino’s “El Matador” and “The Portuguese Man of War” Aldo Montoya. They took Montoya’s goofy mask and crafted two of them in hot pink for these guys to wear. That alone hands them a first class ticket on Jobber Airlines. They look like they are wearing pink jock straps on their heads.
Alright, people. I have to admit I really don’t have much else to talk about right now. I know the others have a lot of things to get off their chests as well, and I am sure some of it is the same as what I have brought up here. No sense in all of us talking about the same things. It’s like beating a dead horse….or having to watch The Shield attack Big Show for the 8,000th time since SummerSlam.
So, in a show of good faith to all of you…I am signing off until next time. I’ll see you then, troops! Until next time….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Hey everybody, how are you all doing these past few weeks? Today I’m going to start off with something different. Last week a good friend of mine passed away. Her name was Ashley. I met Ashley on a Message Board. We both liked the same kind of music and we instantly hit off as friends. We had a lot of fun times together such as going to the Mansion House(in St. Catharines) and also hanging out at Spicy Olive(in Niagara Falls). One of the things I loved about Ashley was her personality and her smile. Plus she was one of the nicest people you would ever meet. It didn’t matter who you were or what you looked like she never judged you. I always liked that about her. In the last couple years of her life we kinda fell out of touch. But a few weeks before her death I managed to meet up with her and catch up. I will always be grateful for that time. I just want to say thank you Ashley for the great memories and I miss you. RIP Ashley!
How about this past weeks RAW from Toronto eh?! It was pretty good. I loved seeing Edge back on WWE TV. It is always a treat to see him. I have always been a fan of his and I really miss seeing him wrestle. It is too bad he suffered an injury that made him retire early. But I’m glad he is doing other things with his life. He is on a hit TV Show called Haven(which I haven’t had the pleasure of watching) but I know Diva is a huge fan of the show. Plus he is enjoying living his life. He has a beautiful house in the mountains and he can pretty much do whatever he wants to do. But back to RAW. It was great seeing him on the show. He started off the show with The Cutting Edge. He brought out Daniel Bryan as his guest. Did you hear the pop Bryan got?! It was amazing! Toronto really loves him a lot! But you know what everywhere Bryan goes, he gets the biggest pop from the crowd. He is one of the best superstars on the roster(besides CM Punk) and why shouldn’t he get the pop that he gets. I really hope WWE puts the WWE Championship back on him because it would be great to see him as Champion. As much as I love Randy Orton, it is Daniel Bryan’s time to be WWE Champion. Speaking about Orton I really don’t like him as heel. Actually I don’t really like it when he talks on the mic because he is sooo boring! Sorry but it is so true! I’m not sure what it is, but when Randy talks I just want fall asleep! That’s not a good thing people! But I imagine I’m not the only person who thinks that too!
Another thing I don’t like about Randy being Champion is how Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make themselves untouchable. It isn’t “good for business” guys. Triple H should sell to Bryan and he hasn’t yet. I hope there will be a match in the near future because then hopefully Triple H will actually sell to him. The only time Bryan got some heat back was this past Monday on RAW. Also if Big Show has an ironclad contract it means nobody can fire him!!! WWE have you forgotten what that means?! Sometimes I wonder about WWE booking. But that is another story all together! Lol
So we have Night of Champions this Sunday. The main event is WWE Champion Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan. The World Championship match is Alberto Del Rio vs RVD! I know RVD has Ricardo in his corner but I have a feeling Ricardo will turn on RVD and cost him the match! Anyone else think the same thing? Another match we will see is CM Punk vs Curtis Axel and Paul Haman. I also have a feeling that a former UFC fighter might make his present known. I don’t know it is just thought of mine. There are a few more matches such as a Diva’s 4 Way Match for the Diva’s Championship which will involve the Champ AJ vs Brie Bella vs Natalia vs Carmen? It should be a good match. Wait did I say good? Yeah I have to admit ever since I started watching Total Divas I kinda have more respect for the Bella Twins. I don’t know what it is but they are kinda human. I always liked Natalya and I think AJ is the best female performer in WWE right now. Did you see her promo she did a few weeks ago on RAW?! It was so great that I’m going to use it for one of my year end top five promos of 2013. You can check out the rest of my predictions at the bottom of this blog.
Last week pwinsider posted this short web series with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Bret The Hitman Hart called Bodyslam. I guess this could become a potential series if they get the right funding for it. But anyway here is the first(maybe only) web episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLH9OUiXAQ it is pretty good if you enjoy old school wrestling!
Yesterday it was announced that Jim Ross has “retired” from WWE. I’m sure this wasn’t Ross’s decision. I heard rumours that what happened at Summer Slam with JR and Ric Flair at the new video game sit down pretty much ended JR’s future with WWE. It is too bad because JR has meant so much to this business and to get fired…oh I mean “retire” because of something that he didn’t really have much control over is really sad. Anyway I don’t think JR will be out of work. I heard now he can start working on that book that he always wanted to write and never had the time to do it. Plus he has been doing a few speaking gigs so the guy won’t be out of work for a long time. I wish JR the best and I hope he has a great time in his “retirement”.
I’m still keeping up with Jake The Snake Roberts via his twitter. I guess he is doing NFL weekly picks for ESPN and he is in the lead. It is nice to see him doing positive things with his life. I’m happy for him. I hope he gets his dream return at the Royal Rumble.
John Cena is out of action for 6 months. If you saw on RAW a few weeks ago, you saw his elbow! OMG it looked really bad! Anyway it is going to keep him off TV for a while. It should be nice. I think we all need a break. I also think Cena needs the break too! He has been so busy ever since he started in WWE and now it is time for him to heal and have some rest. WWE is hoping for a Royal Rumble return. I guess we will see soon enough.
Anyway that is it for me this month. I hope you guys enjoy the PPV(if you’re going to watch it) and Have A Nice Day!!
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Night Of Champions
Kick-off: Tag Team Turmoil for the #1 Contendership:
The Usos vs. The Prime Time Players vs. The Real Americans vs. 3MB
Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Sarge’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam
Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio (w/help from Ricardo)
The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio with help from Ricardo
-WWE Diva’s Championship, Fatal 4-Way: C)AJ Lee vs. Natalya vs. Brie Bella vs. Naomi
Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee
Diva’s Prediction: Natalya (hopefully)
The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella
Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee
-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Winner of TT Turmoil
Sarge’s Prediction: Winners of Tag Team Turmoil
Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
-2-on-1 Handicap Elimination Match: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel & Paul Heyman
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk but Lesnar will stop Punk before gets to Heyman
-WWE Championship: C) Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton
The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
That’s it for us this week. We’ll be back in October the weekend of the next Pay-Per-View. It’ll probably sneak up on my like this one did. Since I’m too lazy to look for a quote of the month, I’m going to skip it. Just call me Bad News Barrett!