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Best & Worst of 2013; WWE TLC ppv Predictions!

December 14, 2013 Leave a comment

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With the Holidays season here already, in a Flash, I’m sure the last thing you want to do is read a bunch of jibberish. That is why we have no jibberish for you today. Instead, it’s the BEST and WORST of 2013, and our WWE Table, Ladders & Chairs ppv Predictions for you. Enjoy!!

The Game

 

2013 End Of The Year

Awards

 1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Kofi Kingston

2- Big Show

3- Sin Cara

4- Jack Swagger

5-Santino

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: Kofi Kingston

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- CM Punk

2- AJ Lee

3- Wade Barrett

4- Zeb Colter

5- Miz

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: CM Punk

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Miz

2- Brodus Clay

3- Ric Flair

4- Roddy Piper

5- Total Divas

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Total Divas

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- David Otunga

2- The Rock

3- Randy Orton

4- Wade Barrett

5- Justin Gabriel

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Sow Goes To: The Rock

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013? (Basically who got the shittiest treatment/deal in Wrestling in 2013):

1- Drew McIntyre

2- Heath Slater

3- Dolph Ziggler

4- RVD

5- Kaitlyn

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013 Goes To: Dolph Ziggler

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Kane joins The Authority

2- Daniel Bryan wins against Cena but gets Pedigreed

3- Shield takes out Undertaker

4- Wyatt Family debuts

5- Brock Lesnar Returns

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Brock Lesnar Returns

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- Battleground

2- Hell in a Cell

3- Payback

4- Elimination Chamber

5- Extreme Rules

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2013 Goes To: Extreme Rules

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- WrestleMania 29

2- Money in the Bank

3- Survivor Series

4- SummerSlam

5- Royal Rumble

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013 Goes To: Rumble

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2013:

1- Kofi Kingston – http://shop.wwe.com/Kofi-Kingston/superstar-current-kofikingston,default,sc.html

2- Ryback – http://shop.wwe.com/Ryback/superstar-current-ryback,default,sc.html

3- John Cena – http://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena/superstar-current-johncena,default,sc.html

4- Sheamus – http://shop.wwe.com/Sheamus/superstar-current-sheamus,default,sc.html

5- Miz – http://shop.wwe.com/The-Miz/superstar-current-themiz,default,sc.html

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: Ryback

10) Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- Wyatt Family – http://shop.wwe.com/Wyatt-Family/wyatt,default,sc.html

2-Shield – http://shop.wwe.com/The-Shield/shield,default,sc.html

3- Fandango – http://shop.wwe.com/Fandango/fandango,default,sc.html

4- Dolph Ziggler – http://shop.wwe.com/Dolph-Ziggler/superstar-current-dolphziggler,default,sc.html

5- Triple H – http://shop.wwe.com/Triple-H/superstar-current-tripleh,default,sc.html

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: Wyatt Family

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Josh Matthews

2- Scott Stanford

3- Tony Chimel

4- Miz

5- Alex Riley

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Alex Riley

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- JBL

2- Jerry Lawler

3- Renee Young

4- Micheal Cole

5- Justin Roberts

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: JBL

13) Worst Tag Team of 2013:

1- Truth and Xavier

2- Tons of Funk

3- Los Matadores

4- Rybackxel

5- Usos

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Tons of Funk

14) Best Tag Team of 2013:

1- Real Americans

2- Harper and Rowan

3- Shield

4- PTP

5- Cody Rhodes and Goldust

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Shield

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Natalya

2- Nikki Bella

3- Eva Marie

4- Jo Jo

5- Cameron

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Eva Marie

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- AJ Lee

2- Kaitlyn

3- Paige

4- Emma

5- Summer Rae

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Paige

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- John Cena

2- Miz

3- Santino

4- Great Khali

5- Brodus Clay

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Khali

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Chris Jericho

2- Roman Reigns

3- Fandango

4- Big E Langston

5- Damian Sandow

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Damian Sandow

19) Best Promo of 2013:

1- Paul Heyman

2- CM Punk

3- Triple H

4- The Rock

5- John Cena

The Winner of Best Promo of 2013 Goes To: CM Punk

20) Best Match of 2013:

1- CM Punk vs Undertaker

2- Rock vs Cena

3- Daniel Bryan vs Cena

4- Goldust and Cody vs Shield

5- Ambrose vs Kofi

The Winner of Best Match of 2013 Goes To: CM Punk vs Undertaker

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2013 End Of The Year

Awards

1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Mark Henry

2- Brock Lesnar

3- The Great Khali

4- Eva Marie

5- Ryback

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: The Great Khali

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- CM Punk

2- Bray Wyatt

3- Paul Heyman

4- The Rock

5- John Cena

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: CM Punk

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show :

1- Brodus Clay (No One Lives)

2- Wade Barrett (Dead Man Down)

3- Eva Marie (Total Divas)

4- Stone Cold Steve Austin (Grown-Ups 2)

5- Cameron (Total Divas)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Eva Marie

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Natalya (Total Divas)

2- Edge (Haven)

3- The Rock (GI JOE: Retaliation)

4- Stone Cold Steve Austin (host of Redneck Island)

5- David Otunga (The Call)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Edge

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013? (Basically who got the shittiest treatment/deal in Wrestling in 2013):

1- Daniel Bryan

2- Big Show

3- Dolph Ziggler (what push??)

4- Kaitlyn

5- Tamina (demoted to bodyguard)

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013 Goes To: Big Show

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Randy Orton cashes in MITB/Triple H screws Daniel Bryan at SummerSlam

2- HBK double-crosses Daniel Bryan

3- WWE & World Heavyweight title unification

4- CM Punk’s beat down on Paul Heyman

5- Hulk Hogan quits and walks away from TNA

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: WWE & World Heavyweight title unification

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- Extreme Rules

2- Survivor Series

3- No Way Out

4- Any TNA “free per view”

5- Night of Champions

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2013 Goes To: TNA “free per views”

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- SummerSlam

2- TLC

3- WrestleMania

4- Royal Rumble

5- TNA Bound For Glory (Hole)

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013 Goes To: WrestleMania

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- Fake Daniel Bryan beard (just creepy)

2- Santino Cobra sock puppet

3- Any Hornswoggle merchandise

4- Daniel Bryan “Flying Goat” t-shirt (just seems very odd)

5- The sheer over-abundance of pink shirts and clothes to support Breast Cancer Awareness (not because I’m an asshole. It’s simply too much!)

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: Santino Cobra sock puppet

10) Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- Wyatt Family sheep mask

2- WWE 2K14 video game

3- WWE Brawlin’ Buddies

4- CM Punk “Best Since Day One” hoodie

5- Mark Henry “That’s What I Do-Do” onesie (hilarious!)

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: WWE 2K14

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Renee Young

2- Eva Marie (as guest ring announcer)

3- Tony Chimel

4- Taz

5- Mike Tenay

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Eva Marie

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Michael Cole

2- Josh Matthews

3- Jerry Lawler

4- JBL

5- Justin Roberts

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Jerry Lawler

13) Worst Tag Team of 2013:

1- Santino/Khali

2- Rybaxel (Ryback/Curtis Axel)

3- Real Americans

4- Los Matadores

5- 3MB

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Santino/Khali

14) Best Tag Team of 2013:

1- The Uso’s

2- Team Hell No

3- CM Punk/Daniel Bryan

4- Cody Rhodes/Goldust

5- The Shield

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Cody/Goldust

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Rosa Mendes

2- Aksana

3- Cameron

4- Eva Marie

5- Summer Rae

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Eva Marie

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Kaitlyn

2- Naomi

3- Natalya

4- Tamina

5- AJ Lee

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Natalya

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Sin Cara

2- Ryback

3- Santino Marella

4- The Great Khali

5- Fandango

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: The Great Khali

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Daniel Bryan

2- CM Punk

3- Antonio Cesaro

4- Chris Jericho

5- Kurt Angle

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Daniel Bryan

19) Best Promo of 2013:

1- AJ’s “pipebomb” on the Total Divas cast (RAW)

2- Any of Bray Wyatt’s promos (in-ring or otherwise)

3- Cena/Daniel Bryan promos leading to their match at SummerSlam

4- Cena/Orton promos leading to Unification Match at TLC

5- The Rock cracking on Cena prior to WrestleMania (always a good time)

The Winner of Best Promo of 2013 Goes To: Cena/Daniel Bryan pre-SummerSlam promos

20) Best Match of 2013:

1- John Cena VS Daniel Bryan – SummerSlam

2- CM Punk VS Undertaker – WrestleMania

3- CM Punk VS Brock Lesnar – SummerSlam

4- Rock VS Cena – WrestleMania

5- Cena VS Orton – TLC (WWE & World Heavyweight title unification match)

The Winner of Best Match of 2013 Goes To: Punk VS Lesnar – SummerSlam

Gregs Have A Nice Day

 

 

2013 End Of The Year

Awards

1) Worst Mic Skills:

 1- Randy Orton

2- The Big Show

3- Stephanie McMahon

4- Brock Lesnar

5- 3MB

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: Randy Orton

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- Bray Wyatt

2- CM Punk

3- Daniel Bryan

4- The Miz

5- Paul Heyman

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: Daniel Bryan

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- The Rock G.I. Joe Retalion

2- The Rock Fast & Furious 6

3- Christmas Bounty The Miz

4- Empire State The Rock

5- Pair of Kings The Miz

The Winner of the Worst Appearnce In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: The Rock GI Joe

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- The Rock Pain & Gain

2- The Rock Snitch

3- The Marine 3: Homefront

4- Haven Edge

5- Total Divas The Cast of Total Divas

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Sow Goes To: Edge Haven

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013? (Basically who got the shittiest treatment/deal in Wrestling in 2013):

1- Wade Barrett

2- Zack Ryder

3- Christian

4- Daniel Bryan

5- CM Punk

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013 Goes To: Wade Barrett

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Daniel Bryan wins WWE Championship at SS then loses it to Orton

2- The Wyatt Family make their debut

3- Shield take out The Undertaker

4- Kofi uses chair at Rumble

5- Chris Jericho surprise return at Royal Rumble

 The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Chris Jericho’s surprise return at Royal Rumble

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- Royal Rumble 2013

2- Hell in a Cell

3- Survivor Series

4- Summer Slam

5- Battleground

The Winner fo the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2013 Goes To: Royal Rumble 2013

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- WrestleMainia 29

2- Extreme Rules

3- Payback

4- Money In The Bank

5- Elimination Chamber

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013 Goes To: WrestleMania 29

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- John Cena HLR shirt http://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena-%22HLR%22-Special-Edition-T-Shirt/07258,default,pd.html

2- John Cena Even Stronger Shirt http://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena-%22Even-Stronger%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/07250,default,pd.html?dwvar_07250_color=White&start=8&cgid=superstar-current-johncena

3- Big Show Show Big Strength t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Big-Show-%22Show-Big-Strength%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/70072,default,pd.html?dwvar_70072_color=Black&start=2&cgid=superstar-current-bigshow

4- Dolph Ziggler You wish you could tank t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Dolph-Ziggler-%22You-Wish-You-Could%22-Tank-Top/W05226,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05226_color=Teal&start=25&cgid=superstar-current-dolphziggler

5- Mark Henry Hall of Pain Ticket t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Mark-Henry-%22Hall-of-Pain-Ticket%22-OTR-T-Shirt/W05885,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05885_color=Black&start=6&cgid=superstar-current-markhenry

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: John Cena HLR shirt

10) Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- Daniel Bryan Flying Goat t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Daniel-Bryan-%22Flying-Goat%22-Special-Edition-T-Shirt/W06438,default,pd.html?dwvar_W06438_color=Black&start=1&cgid=superstar-current-danielbryan

2- CM Punk Best In The World http://shop.wwe.com/CM-Punk-%22Best-In-The-World%22-Black-Version-Authentic-T-Shirt/W05477,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05477_color=Black&start=22&cgid=superstar-current-cmpunk

3- Jake The Snake Damien t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Jake-The-Snake-Roberts-%22Damien%22-OTR-T-Shirt/W05888,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05888_color=Heather%20Grey&start=2&cgid=superstar-alumni-jakethesnake

4- Andre The Giant Classic t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/Andre-The-Giant-%22Classic%22-OTR-T-Shirt/W05881,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05881_color=Heather%20Grey&start=3&cgid=superstar-alumni-andrethegiant

5- The Wyatt Family Follow The Buzzards t-shirt http://shop.wwe.com/The-Wyatt-Family-%22Follow-The-Buzzards%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/W05777,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05777_color=black&start=11&q=wyatt%20family

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: Daniel Bryan Flying Goat t-shirt

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Micheal Cole

2- Renee Young

3- Justin Roberts

4- Ricardo

5- Tony Shimel

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Ricardo

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Jerry Lawler

2- JBL

3- William Regal

4- Booker T

5- Scott Standford

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Jerry Lawler

13) Worst Tag Team of 2013:

1- The Usos

2- 3MB

3- Le Matadores

4- Tons of Funk

5- Bella Twins

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Tons of Funk

14) Best Tag Team of 2013:

1- The Shield

2- Kane & Daniel Bryan

3- Cody Rhodes & Goldust

4- The Wyatt Family

5- Prime Time Players

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Askana

2- Alicia Fox

3- Layla

4- Camron

5- Eva Maria

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Askana

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- AJ Lee

2- Natayla

3- Brie Bella

4- Nicki Bella

5- Kaitlyn

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: AJ Lee & Natayla

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Heath Slater

2- Big E. Langston

3- Fandango

4- Epico

5- John Cena

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: John Cena

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Daniel Bryan

2- CM Punk

3- Randy Orton

4- Cody Rhodes

5- RVD

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Daniel Bryan

19) Best Promo of 2013:

1- AJ Lee promo making fun of Divas of Total Divas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dioTbbdNedo

2- Wyatt Family’s promos on RAW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYE_kGhqOI

3- The Undertaker and CM Punk Promo RAW March 18th, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe78maqvnsE

4- Chris Jericho Cryback Promo Smackdown! June 28th, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSnJHihk0Gg

5- Paul Heyman and CM Punk Promo RAW June 24th, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNi29Lfr3a4

The Winner of Best Promo of 2013 Goes To: AJ Lee Promo

20) Best Match of 2013:

1- CM Punk vs The Undertaker WrestleMania 29

2- Triple H vs Brock Lesnar Extreme Rules

3- Daniel Bryan vs John Cena SummerSlam

4- CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar SummerSlam

5- Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs The Shield

The Winner of Best Match of 2013 Goes To: CM Punk vs The Undertaker WM 29

 The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s

2013 End Of The Year

Awards

1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Curtis Axel

2- Big E. Langston

3- Khali

4- Brad Maddox

5- Ryback

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: Big E. Langston

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- The Rock

2- Triple H

3- CM Punk

4- AJ Lee

5- Bray Wyatt

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: CM Punk

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Total Divas (Cameron)

2- Pain And Gain (The Rock)

3- Total Divas (Eva Marie)

4- No One Lives (Brodus Clay)

5- Celebrity Wife Swap (Ric Flair & Roddy Piper)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: No One Lives (Brodus Clay)

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Haven (Edge)

2- The Call (David Otunga)

3- Grown Ups 2 (Stone Cold Steve Austin)

4- Total Divas (Brie Bella & Daniel Bryan)

5- Total Divas (Jimmy Uso & Naomi)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Sow Goes To: Haven (Edge)

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013? (Basically who got the shittiest treatment/deal in Wrestling in 2013):

1- Wade Barrett

2- The Miz

3- Natalya

4- Justin Gabriel

5- Daniel Bryan

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2013 Goes To: Wade Barrett

6) OMG Moment Of The Year (5 Candidates):

1- Damien Sandow Goes For A Swim for his MITB brief case (July 26/13)

2- Triple H Pisses Himself while fighting Brock Lesnar (February 25/13)

3- Fandango fan reaction on RAW night after WM29 (April 8/13)

4- Chris Jericho hits Renee Young’s microphone smacking Paul Heyman in the face (June 14/13)

5- Trish Stratus announces her pregnancy at the Hall Of Fame induction (April 6/13)

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Triple H Pisses Himself

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- WrestleMania 29

2- Payback

3- Night Of Champions

4- Battleground

5- Elimination Chamber

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2013 Goes To: WrestleMania 29

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013:

1- Royal Rumble

2- Survivor Series

3- Summer Slam

4- Money In The Bank

5- Hell In A Cell

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2013 Goes To: Summer Slam

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- WWE Power Slammers: http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftoyfair13.asmzine.com%2Fgallery%2Fmattel%2Fwwe%2Fslides%2FWWE_Power_Slammers_Ring_figures_in_ring.html&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=mu1T219nK6m8-M&tbnh=159&tbnw=316&zoom=1&docid=DB9T1m5p_lvO-M&ei=McGnUrvPJMPPqwHXpYHACQ&ved=0CAIQsCUoAA

2- John Cena North Pole sign: http://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena-%22Happy-Holidays%22-North-Pole-Sign/07216,default,pd.html?dwvar_07216_color=No%20Color&start=10&cgid=holidaydecor

3- Rey Mysterio Rubber pants: http://shop.wwe.com/Rey-Mysterio-Green/Black-Youth-Replica-Pants/96837,default,pd.html?dwvar_96837_color=No%20Color&start=6&cgid=New

4- Socks, because those are fun: http://shop.wwe.com/AJ-Lee-%22Love-Bites%22-Women%27s-Socks/W06374,default,pd.html?dwvar_W06374_color=No%20Color&start=77&cgid=New

5- Goldberg DVD because unless you have 540 minutes you don’t care about never getting back, this has to be the most boring DVD ever: http://shop.wwe.com/Goldberg—The-Ultimate-Collection-DVD/W05958,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05958_color=No%20Color&start=128&cgid=New

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: Goldberg DVD

10) Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013:

1- Eric Rowan`s Sheep Mask: http://shop.wwe.com/Wyatt-Family-Sheep-Mask/W05608,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05608_color=No%20Color&start=95&cgid=shop-wwe-products-accessories

2- The Undertaker limited edition Todd McFarlan statue: http://shop.wwe.com/The-Undertaker-WWE-Icon-Series-Limited-Edition-Resin-Statue/03565,default,pd.html?dwvar_03565_color=No%20Color&start=1&cgid=shop-wwe-products-memorabilia

3- Fandango Foam Fingers: http://shop.wwe.com/Fandango-%22Daa-Da%22-Foam-Finger-Package/W05314,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05314_color=Teal&start=5&cgid=fandango

4- Triple H Blu Ray `Thy Kingdom Come`: http://shop.wwe.com/Triple-H%3A-Thy-Kingdom-Come-Blu-ray/31460,default,pd.html?dwvar_31460_color=No%20Color&start=7&cgid=dvd-bluray

5- WWE 2K14 Game: http://shop.wwe.com/WWE-2K14—XBox-360/W05575,default,pd.html?dwvar_W05575_color=No%20Color&start=69&cgid=shop-wwe-new-hotnewproducts

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandice of 2013 Goes To: The Undertaker limited edition Todd McFarlan statue

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Renee Young (Interviewer)

2- Matt Striker (Interviewer)

3- Michael Cole (Commentator)

4- Jerry Lawler (Commentator)

5- Tony Chimel (Ring Announcer/Main Event)

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Matt Striker

12) Best Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Alex Riley (Commentator-Main Event)

2- Josh Mathews (Commentator/Interviewer)

3- Lilian Garcia (Announcer)

4- JBL (Commentator)

5- The Miz (Commentator-Main Event)

The Winner of Best Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Josh Mathews

13) Worst Tag Team of 2013:

1- Prime Time Players

2- The Real Americans

3- 3MB

4- Los Matadores

5- Tons Of Funk

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: 3MB

14) Best Tag Team of 2013:

1- Wyatt Family

2- The Shield

3- Cody Rhodes & Goldust

4- The Uso’s

5- Curtis Axel & Ryback

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2013 Goes To: The Shield

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Vickie Guerrero

2- Rosa Mendes

3- Aksana

4- Eve Torres

5- Eva Marie

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Aksana

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2013:

1- Kaitlyn

2- Naomi

3- AJ Lee

4- Brie Bella

5- Natalya

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Natalya

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Curt Hawkins

2- Zack Ryder

3- Yoshi Tatsu

4- Sin Cara

5- David Otunga

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Zack Ryder

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2013:

1- Alberto Del Rio

2- Mark Henry

3- Sheamus

4- Randy Orton

5- Daniel Bryan

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2013 Goes To: Randy Orton

19) Best Promo of 2013:

1- AJ Lee “Anti-Total Divas”- August 26/13

2- Undertaker “Punk, you have 1 chance to save your soul”- March 18/13

3- The Rock “Rock Concert”- January 14/13

4- CM Punk “I Promise…” -September 2/13

5- Shawn Michaels “What happened to the guy who raged against the machine?”- October 21/13

The Winner of Best Promo of 2013 Goes To: AJ Lee “Anti-Total Divas”-August 26/13

20) Best Match of 2013:

1-Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan, Street Fight – June 24/13

2-United States Championship: C) Kofi Kingston vs. Dean Ambrose, -Extreme Rules May 19/13

3-Undertaker vs. CM Punk, -WrestleMania 29 April 7/13

4-Daniel Bryan vs. Wade Barrett, No DQ Match- August 16/13

5-Daniel Bryan vs. Seth Rollins -June 10/13

The Winner of Best Match of 2013 Goes To: Since it got jipped at the Slammy Awards; Undertaker vs. CM Punk at WrestleMania 29 on April 7, 2013!

 

WWE

TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs

Kick-Off: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

PPV:

-WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way: C)Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. The Real Americans vs. Big Show & Rey Mysterio
Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

The Game’s Prediction: The Real Americans

Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-3-On-1 Handicap Match: Daniel Bryan vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: Wyatt Family

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Greg’s Prediction: Wyatt Family

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Big E. Langston vs. Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Big E. Langston

Diva’s Prediction: Big E. Langston

The Game’s Prediction: Damien Sandow

Greg’s Prediction: Damien Sandow

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Natalya

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Greg’s Prediction: Natalya

-3-On-1 Handicap Match: CM Punk vs. The Shield

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-TLC Match for the WWE & World Heavyweight Championship Unification:

WWE C) Randy Orton vs. WHC C) John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton & John Cena (they switch titles)

Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

Well, we did our best and our worst this year too, but we hope you enjoyed it and all have a great Holiday season! See you Next Year for the 2014 Royal Rumble!

 

Night Of Champions and Skeevy Pervs!

September 15, 2013 Leave a comment

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Kiiidddddddddssss!!! Sorry, I just watched Garfield and Friends. Welcome back to our humble blog. We’re all here raising the roof with each of our special spin on things and of course our Night Of Champions Predictions.

The Skirt Sheet

Soooo, yeah, we are back here again. I’m not going to lie, I totally forgot about this months Skirt Sheet, Predictions and crap. I have so much stuff in my brain that apparently wrestling isn’t one of them, and if it is, then it’s a teeny, tiny piece of crap floating around up there. Anyone catch the season 4 premier of Haven? I haven’t yet so no spoilers please!!! I am however going to shut it and get to bidness…

No baby Stratus as of this posting. I know, what the hell, eh? I can guarantee you I’ll have news on that in my October edition. Lol!! Let me just say this, she looks radiant!

Trish Preggers

My theory on why I don’t have much wrestling floating around in my brain is because, Wade Barrett has been absent for the last three weeks and well, this barrage member is feeling massive withdrawal. It’s not that he’s injured, at least I haven’t heard anything. What I have heard is that there are some problems with his visa and is stuck in England. I just hope he gets them fixed very soon. Is it just me or is it the guys I like that always seem to get some momentum going and then Errrrrrrrrrrrtt…It just comes to a halt. Maybe I’m bad luck. Maybe I should start backing Alberto Del Rio and Layla. Maybe they’ll get injured and go bye-bye. It’s bad enough they had Daniel Bryan shave off Wade’s glorious beard, and now he’s stuck in England. At least he seems to be growing it back. However, the WWE has done a decent job of keeping him somewhat of a spotlight on the JBL & Cole YouTube show, which by the way is hilarious (side note, if I ever see JBL or Michael Cole twerking again, I will personally cut my own eyeballs out of my eye sockets). Because of Cody Rhodes saying “Bad News Barrett”, it’s become a thing, and that has kept Barrett involved.

#37: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHq7SxLdvg

#38: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoqoKijGCvM

#39: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4FTfhcdaIc

#40: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZD8xO5Bs0 (Twerking ep)

#41: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shw2Nz0TOE

At least it’s something.

Total Divas

So I already admitted that I was hooked on this show. And I’ve already pretty much said what I could say. But I’m not done. OK Brie Mode…

Brie Mode

….is awesome, and Nikki has grown on me so much that I find her hilarious.

Ariane is still an idiot, and she showed that she isn’t as high class as she wants everyone to think. You see her boyfriend, I mentioned last month is a tool box. Well not only did he basically crash Natalya and TJ’s party that was thrown for them in Las Vegas, after Ariane told him he couldn’t come because it was just people from work (aka the WWE. Yes I know, apparently that’s work. I find that’s funny considering all she does is go in there, shakes a few pom-poms and looks as dumb as the ring post but, hey I guess that’s more that what I do for a living). She even explained it in simpleton terms for Vincent to get it, by telling him that she and Eva Marie are the only two that have boyfriends NOT in the WWE and Eva Marie isn’t bringing her boyfriend. That’s pretty simple, right? Apparently not, because he shows up in Vegas (baby, yeah!) and then makes a complete ASS of himself. I watched this episode with my boyfriend Thursday night before we watched Big Brother and I asked Mathew, “is that moron on something?” And Mat said he had to be. Because not only was he uncontrollable, but he was a doofus and more annoying than the previous times we have seen him. Then he continues to embarrass Ariane throughout the entire night. I actually felt sorry for her. Then this week, he’s relatively normal with the exception after less than a year of dating he’s putting her on the spot about marriage. Never mind the fact that they’ve never discussed it and he isn’t that smart. Vincent surprised her by taking her to a fancy-ass ring place in L.A, to choose engagement rings and it caught her off guard. She did the right thing, she told him no, this isn’t right. I’m not at the same place as he is. Although that had to be hard for her, it was the right thing to do. I don’t like Ariane, but I felt she showed a small sense of maturity in this past weeks episode. I also think that even she can do better than Vincent the Tool Man!

 

Vincent

Can we talk about Natalya and TJ for a moment? Three episodes ago, they highlighted the fact that it was Nattie’s birthday and TJ went with her to Calgary for the week. I felt that TJ came off as a dork for not being able to say no to his mom and his sister, no offense is a bitch. I know that my boyfriend is close with his family as he knows I am with mine, but we would never choose them over each other, when it’s suppose to be our time. On Nattie’s birthday, she’s all dressed to go out to a romantic dinner with TJ, who springs it out of nowhere that they are going to his mom’s and that Nat’s over dressed. That’s a dick move. You all know I love TJ, but you don’t do that. At least give her a heads up that plans have changed and that it’s just going to be a casual dinner at your parent’s place. Don’t let her get all excited and glammed up to only tell her, “hey, why you dressed like that? It’s just dinner at my mom’s.” DICK-fucking-move! Nattie ends up staying in alone, until her friend (not so friend) calls her up and invites her to dinner. She goes, thinking it’s just an innocent dinner with a friend whom she hasn’t seen in a long time. Jaret brings Nattie to this nice restaurant where he went balls to the walls for her to make her birthday special and reserving the entire restaurant just for her. If TJ had done that, it would have been romantic, but this dude is skeevy as shit. He then proceeds to tell her that he doesn’t want to see her with TJ and that he’s in love with her. A little late skeevy perv! So last weeks episode had Natalya at her bachelorette party constantly struggling with Jaret’s multiple text messages, which Nikki had to tell her were inappropriate and that Nat shouldn’t respond. BRAVO Nikki, because you are 100% right on that. But Nat’s innocence really shows out at how naive of a person she is. I love Nat, so much, she’s really an amazing role model, but man she needs some life lessons, and she needs to learn to listen to her friends. Both Brie and Nikki kept telling her that Jaret’s on the prowl for Natalya and that he’s no good for her. She needs to stop it by just not talking to him. Nat’s naivity is almost annoying.

JaretBrie brought up the right thing, that Nat’s been with TJ for 13-years and sometimes that romantic fire burns out in that time. Doesn’t mean TJ loves Nattie any less, it just means he feels he doesn’t need to show it as much. But here is a secret to all you men out there; We Women, like romance. We don’t expect it everyday, but we do like to look up every once in a while and catch you looking at us with so much love and that look that you can’t live without us. We expect the look you give us when we have food on our chin, that doesn’t count. Everyone in a while, just give your significant other that look like you can’t picture your life without her in it. Tell her you love her and surprise her with flowers, or a simple massage or maybe go down under (yeah I went there).

Jojo! Jojo is going to get eaten alive in this business, and yes I just realized I made an oral sex reference above but that’s not what I meant in this case. Nattie’s innocent naivity is natural after only being with one guy her entire adult life. But common sense in growing up should be evident by now. Jojo being jealous of Eva Marie, is way too immature. Yes women are naturally catty and bitches towards each other, but we learned at a young age on how to hide it and fake being nice and supportive to others. Jojo lacks that. Her innocence, is way too child like. The moment she went on about her Rabbit to Justin Gabriel, she lost him. He’s 32 and Jojo is 19. That age gap wasn’t there until she started talking like a 14 year old. It’s only natural that he felt like a pedo at that moment. I don’t doubt that he liked her but he was right to bring up the huge age gap.

JustinThis Sunday is Total Diva’s Mid-Season Finale. Don’t fret fellow Skirt Chasers, it will be back in November with more episodes. Good. Plus I might be the only one hoping for this, but I so hope they put the entire season on DVD because I would buy it. Yes I am THAT lame!

Ever since SummerSlam ended, WWE has actually been really good. Maybe it’s because John Cena isn’t being shoved down our throats. Yes I’ve been Wade-less but it’s still been good. Randy Orton as a heel is golden, and having Triple H back as heel is like coming home. I think things are quite kosher. As much as I do want to see Daniel Bryan as champion, I think keep the feud going for a bit and Randy stays champion at least until October. I’m not digging Ricardo Rodriguez with Rob Van Damn, and I’m thinking that him being with RVD is an Alberto Del Rio plan. I can see Ricardo turning on RVD, to help ADR retain the title.

Can we just talk about AJ’s pipebomb-shell she dropped on the Total Diva’s? I have one word for it; AWESOME! I agreed with what she said for pretty much everyone but Natalya. But otherwise as far as Diva promos go, it was great. And will be on my list for Promo of the year, unless something shocks me in the next few months.

Edge coming back was amazing. It’s been a long seven months without seeing Adam “Edge” Copeland on television. So having Edge cut such a great promo like he hasn’t lost a beat on RAW, was excellent. And man, the dude can fill out a pair of jeans!

edge jeans

With that, I have to go. I haven’t had much to say so I bullshitted most of this edition but hey, gotta give me credit for trying. Lol!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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The Game

F4W#195: SummerSlam Results – HHH and Orton Turn;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUp23cvtH80&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W#196: UFC 164 – NEW LHW Champion,Early Stoppages,Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcZA0TGwVoA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W: Edge Returns to RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WExYDlFbRM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W: Goldust’s Return from RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osDcB0iUQbU&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 

BOOT CAMP

 

 

Uh-oh! Guess what day it is! Guess…what…day…it…is! Huhcamel2

Okay, so it’s not quite “that” day, but it’s always a good day when the Boot Camp is back in business!

 

 

 

First of all….still no job. Don’t have one. Don’t care. Doing okay without one, but I will eventually find another one. I don’t want to be a bum the rest of my life, or at least look like one, and I am sure my wife will hold a pillow over my face as I sleep one of these nights when she gets sick enough of me. Right now, I am just trying to be the best “helper monkey” that I can be to Heather and the munchkins. If I earn my keep, maybe she won’t want to kick me back out into the “real world” for a little longer.

 

 

 

 

 

I am going to go on the record right now and say Daniel Bryan is more over now than Cena ever has been. Cena being out with his elbow rehab is the best thing that could have ever happened to Daniel Bryan. It gives him his time to shine without being under Cena’s shadow. The current angle between Bryan and Randy Orton only works because we don’t have Super Cena sticking his nose into it. I know Cena fans who read this always have, and always will, hate me for what I say about him. Fine. I have my opinions, and I am entitled to them. They all have theirs, but I couldn’t care less because honestly, Cena fans are a dime a dozen. Sheep going along with the rest of the flock.

 

 

 

I better quit before the mooing gets too out of control.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, the mid-season finale of Total Divas is this Sunday…and nobody will be watching because any self-respecting wrestling fan will be watching Night of Champions….or cleaning his guns….or sleeping instead. The ratings of the E! reality show have plummeted in recent weeks anyway, but that isn’t going to keep them from extending the season and shooting more episodes for our spewing pleasure.

 

 

 

Seriously! Who can blame the viewers for jumping ship on this show after what they’ve given us the past few weeks? Brie Bella calling getting wasted “Brie Mode”. Nattie’s skeezy stalker trying to get his swerve on and take her away from TJ. Eva Marie doing a Maxim shoot that nobody has ever seen. JoJo and the Funkdactyls absolutely murdering “Somebody Call My Momma” in all its tone deaf glory. Sitting through the drunken hijinx of the only person on that show who is more retarded than Ariane….her boyfriend, Vincent, the sweaty, pillow-sniffing troglodyte. Dude looks like what would happen if Batista boned Gru from “Despicable Me”. Let’s not forget the fun we had watching Ariane and the general abuse of her set of “practice boobs” as she mulled over the idea of getting implants. She eventually chose not to get them because she doesn’t think it makes her a good role model. Yeah, right. Truth is, ya couldn’t keep your fake tits from flopping out on the floor for ten seconds the whole time you had them because you are a stupid fucking cow!

 

 

 

However, I will still continue to watch the show when this mid-season break is over. Taking one for the team is what I do best for my troops! You’re welcome.

 

 

 

 

 

Recycling characters is never good. But, sometimes using ring gear once worn by one of the worst characters of all time is even worse. The recently re-packaged Epico and Primo are taking on a bullfighter gimmick and calling themselves Los Matador’s. They wear what looks like a mix of Tito Santino’s “El Matador” and “The Portuguese Man of War” Aldo Montoya. They took Montoya’s goofy mask and crafted two of them in hot pink for these guys to wear. That alone hands them a first class ticket on Jobber Airlines. They look like they are wearing pink jock straps on their heads.

 

 

 

 

 

Alright, people. I have to admit I really don’t have much else to talk about right now. I know the others have a lot of things to get off their chests as well, and I am sure some of it is the same as what I have brought up here. No sense in all of us talking about the same things. It’s like beating a dead horse….or having to watch The Shield attack Big Show for the 8,000th time since SummerSlam.

 

 

 

So, in a show of good faith to all of you…I am signing off until next time. I’ll see you then, troops! Until next time….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

 

 

 

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

 

 

 

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people!

 

 

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everybody, how are you all doing these past few weeks? Today I’m going to start off with something different. Last week a good friend of mine passed away. Her name was Ashley. I met Ashley on a Message Board. We both liked the same kind of music and we instantly hit off as friends. We had a lot of fun times together such as going to the Mansion House(in St. Catharines) and also hanging out at Spicy Olive(in Niagara Falls). One of the things I loved about Ashley was her personality and her smile. Plus she was one of the nicest people you would ever meet. It didn’t matter who you were or what you looked like she never judged you. I always liked that about her. In the last couple years of her life we kinda fell out of touch. But a few weeks before her death I managed to meet up with her and catch up. I will always be grateful for that time. I just want to say thank you Ashley for the great memories and I miss you. RIP Ashley!

gregs pic for blog

How about this past weeks RAW from Toronto eh?! It was pretty good. I loved seeing Edge back on WWE TV. It is always a treat to see him. I have always been a fan of his and I really miss seeing him wrestle. It is too bad he suffered an injury that made him retire early. But I’m glad he is doing other things with his life. He is on a hit TV Show called Haven(which I haven’t had the pleasure of watching) but I know Diva is a huge fan of the show. Plus he is enjoying living his life. He has a beautiful house in the mountains and he can pretty much do whatever he wants to do. But back to RAW. It was great seeing him on the show. He started off the show with The Cutting Edge. He brought out Daniel Bryan as his guest. Did you hear the pop Bryan got?! It was amazing! Toronto really loves him a lot! But you know what everywhere Bryan goes, he gets the biggest pop from the crowd. He is one of the best superstars on the roster(besides CM Punk) and why shouldn’t he get the pop that he gets. I really hope WWE puts the WWE Championship back on him because it would be great to see him as Champion. As much as I love Randy Orton, it is Daniel Bryan’s time to be WWE Champion. Speaking about Orton I really don’t like him as heel. Actually I don’t really like it when he talks on the mic because he is sooo boring! Sorry but it is so true! I’m not sure what it is, but when Randy talks I just want fall asleep! That’s not a good thing people! But I imagine I’m not the only person who thinks that too!

 

Another thing I don’t like about Randy being Champion is how Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make themselves untouchable. It isn’t “good for business” guys. Triple H should sell to Bryan and he hasn’t yet. I hope there will be a match in the near future because then hopefully Triple H will actually sell to him. The only time Bryan got some heat back was this past Monday on RAW. Also if Big Show has an ironclad contract it means nobody can fire him!!! WWE have you forgotten what that means?! Sometimes I wonder about WWE booking. But that is another story all together! Lol

 

So we have Night of Champions this Sunday. The main event is WWE Champion Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan. The World Championship match is Alberto Del Rio vs RVD! I know RVD has Ricardo in his corner but I have a feeling Ricardo will turn on RVD and cost him the match! Anyone else think the same thing? Another match we will see is CM Punk vs Curtis Axel and Paul Haman. I also have a feeling that a former UFC fighter might make his present known. I don’t know it is just thought of mine. There are a few more matches such as a Diva’s 4 Way Match for the Diva’s Championship which will involve the Champ AJ vs Brie Bella vs Natalia vs Carmen? It should be a good match. Wait did I say good? Yeah I have to admit ever since I started watching Total Divas I kinda have more respect for the Bella Twins. I don’t know what it is but they are kinda human. I always liked Natalya and I think AJ is the best female performer in WWE right now. Did you see her promo she did a few weeks ago on RAW?! It was so great that I’m going to use it for one of my year end top five promos of 2013. You can check out the rest of my predictions at the bottom of this blog.

 

Last week pwinsider posted this short web series with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Bret The Hitman Hart called Bodyslam. I guess this could become a potential series if they get the right funding for it. But anyway here is the first(maybe only) web episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLH9OUiXAQ it is pretty good if you enjoy old school wrestling!

 

Yesterday it was announced that Jim Ross has “retired” from WWE. I’m sure this wasn’t Ross’s decision. I heard rumours that what happened at Summer Slam with JR and Ric Flair at the new video game sit down pretty much ended JR’s future with WWE. It is too bad because JR has meant so much to this business and to get fired…oh I mean “retire” because of something that he didn’t really have much control over is really sad. Anyway I don’t think JR will be out of work. I heard now he can start working on that book that he always wanted to write and never had the time to do it. Plus he has been doing a few speaking gigs so the guy won’t be out of work for a long time. I wish JR the best and I hope he has a great time in his “retirement”.

 

I’m still keeping up with Jake The Snake Roberts via his twitter. I guess he is doing NFL weekly picks for ESPN and he is in the lead. It is nice to see him doing positive things with his life. I’m happy for him. I hope he gets his dream return at the Royal Rumble.

 

John Cena is out of action for 6 months. If you saw on RAW a few weeks ago, you saw his elbow! OMG it looked really bad! Anyway it is going to keep him off TV for a while. It should be nice. I think we all need a break. I also think Cena needs the break too! He has been so busy ever since he started in WWE and now it is time for him to heal and have some rest. WWE is hoping for a Royal Rumble return. I guess we will see soon enough.

 

Anyway that is it for me this month. I hope you guys enjoy the PPV(if you’re going to watch it) and Have A Nice Day!! :)

 

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 or you can e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com or check out my tumblr HTTP://glclub.tumblr.com

 

WWE

Night Of Champions

Kick-off: Tag Team Turmoil for the #1 Contendership:

The Usos vs. The Prime Time Players vs. The Real Americans vs. 3MB

Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

PPV:

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam

Sarge’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio (w/help from Ricardo)

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio with help from Ricardo

-WWE Diva’s Championship, Fatal 4-Way: C)AJ Lee vs. Natalya vs. Brie Bella vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: Natalya (hopefully)

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Winner of TT Turmoil

Sarge’s Prediction: Winners of Tag Team Turmoil

Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

-2-on-1 Handicap Elimination Match: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel & Paul Heyman

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk but Lesnar will stop Punk before gets to Heyman

-WWE Championship: C) Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for us this week. We’ll be back in October the weekend of the next Pay-Per-View. It’ll probably sneak up on my like this one did. Since I’m too lazy to look for a quote of the month, I’m going to skip it. Just call me Bad News Barrett!

 

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WrestleMania 29 Edition w/Our Event Predictions + Owen Hart news!!!


In Memory of

Richard Reid Fliehr

February 26, 1988 to March 29, 2013

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Two blogs in a row and we have to start of with a “In Memory Of”. Lets hope May’s Fatal 4-Way starts off with happy thoughts. In case some of you are new, Richard Reid Fliehr is better known as Reid Flair, the 24 year old son of wrestling legend Ric Flair. The youngest of the Flair clan hasn’t exactly lived the life of an angel, but none the less didn’t deserve to have his life cut short after only 24 years. He had a lot of time to fix his life a head of him. The only story out there about what happened is that he was found dead in bed at a hotel in North Carolina and that foul play has been ruled out but no official cause of death as of yet. Likely from his his sordid history, it’s not to hard to figure out what happened. Who are we to speculate. On behalf of the other Fatal 4-Way members, we would like to send our condolences to the Flair family.

Reid Flair

I hate to give the impression of this months edition to be a downer but with the way WrestleMania 29 has been booked, it was already out of my control. Lol!! So lets see if we can’t breathe some life into this months edition.

The Game

F4W#179: Triple H Retiring? UFC 158 Thoughts: http://youtu.be/_mLI1cfVrtc

F4W#180: 10 Days Away From WrestleMania29: http://youtu.be/U60017iGhJE
F4W#181: 9 days away from WrestleMania 29 + Reid Flair dead at 24: http://youtu.be/-hqtddeClJQ

F4W#182: 8 days away from WrestleMania 29 – Randy Orton as a heel: http://youtu.be/Po24nJi6EOs

F4W#183: 7 days away from WrestleMania 29: http://youtu.be/70HBprdcnU8

F4W#184: 6 days away from WrestleMania 29 + RAW thoughts: http://youtu.be/rW0iSTs3oD0

F4W#185: 5 days away from WrestleMania 29: http://youtu.be/mtreSCJYofY

F4W#186: 4 days away from WrestleMania 29: http://youtu.be/vI5flaeKz6I

F4W#187: John Morrison’s Entrance from PWS: http://youtu.be/LsQGJaRButo
Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing these days? I’m doing pretty well thanks. I celebrated my birthday last weekend and I had so much fun! I ate a lot of food (almost too much) but I managed to get all in! LOL One thing I like about my birthday I get to share it with Diva and Lucy Lawless! Yes two great Divas! Haha Don’t you think Diva should dress up as Xena? Lmao! I’m sure Mat would like it! ;)

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Anyway onto the wrestling! I’m sad to announce the passing of two professional wrestling personalities. One who will always be a legendary manager and the other who died way too young and will never get a chance to be a legend like his father? I’m talking about Paul “Bill Moody” Bearer and Reid Flair. I always remember Paul Bearer as a great sometimes spooky manager of The Undertaker and Kane. He had such a personality and he was really well loved by many people in the wrestling business. I have never read any negative stories about Paul Bearer. He was always a class act when it comes to wrestling. Unfortunally I don’t really know anything about Reid Flair except he was the son of the Legendary Ric Flair. I know Ric was very proud of his son. I think a lot of people thought Reid had what it took to become a great wrestler. He was apparently on his way in to the WWE. They were just waiting for him to finish up his stints with All Japan. I really hope Reid’s family and friends and fans can find some sort of comfort with this tragic loss. I know it is going to be a very difficult time for everyone.

So WrestleMania 29 is this weekend! Are you excited about it?! I’m not really! LOL Too be honest there are only two matches I’m looking forward to and none of them are the Championship matches! How sad is that?! I think it is pretty sad. It seems as though WWE has dropped the ball for this build for WM. The only thing that looks decent is The Undertaker VS CM Punk. The other match which should be solid is Brock Lesnar VS Triple H. Other than that everything else seems to be meh!

WWE has done everything right to build up CM Punk against The Undertaker. Using Paul Bearer’s passing in this match just made it more personal for The Undertaker. He now wants revenge from Punk for making fun of Paul Bearer and taking the Urn which “has” Paul’s ashes in. If you saw RAW this week you know Punk dumped Paul’s “ashes” all over The Undertaker. Of course we know it isn’t really Paul’s ashes but it makes the storyline a little bit more believable. I guess Paul Bearer’s son gave permission to the WWE to use their father in this storyline. I’m glad they said it was okay because I’m sure their Dad is pretty happy with how this angle has turned out for the most part. One thing though I want The Undertaker to win his matches and continues his streak. On a side note in a recent Q&A on Bret Hart’s facebook page he was asked if he could still wrestle who would he love to wrestle at WM?! He said The Undertaker. He said he would love to try to beat his streak. I always liked their matches that they had in the past and if Bret Hart could still wrestle now I’m sure they could deliver a classic match at WrestleMania.

Moving along to the next match I’m looking forward to Brock Lesnar VS Triple H. These two guys went all out when they had their last match at last year’s SummerSlam. I’m sure they won’t disappoint this time either. I’m picking Triple H to win because I don’t really want to see him retire from wrestling yet. Of course retirement doesn’t really mean anything in Pro Wrestling. I like how they added HBK in this match. It is good Triple H has someone in his corner to stop Paul Heyman from doing anything.

The World Championship match between Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger should be all right. I like Del Rio as World Champion. He makes a great champ. I don’t want to see Swagger win the Championship. I could see Ziggler winning the championship after he cashes in. I wouldn’t have a problem with that. I believe Ziggler has proven himself over the last year that he deserves to be World Champion. Plus I wouldn’t mind seeing some Ziggler VS Del Rio matches.

The Rock VS John Cena for the WWE Championship should be okay. I don’t know if they can top their match from last year but I’m not really expecting anything big. I do see Cena going over and winning the WWE Championship. I believe the crowd will be behind The Rock and they will probably riot after WM when Cena wins. Unless WWE turns Cena heel I don’t think the fans will go home happy. Who knows I could be wrong and The Rock retains the WWE Championship.

The Shield VS Big Show, Sheamus and Randy Orton should be a good match wrestling wise. I think Orton will turn in this match and cost Big Show and Sheamus the match. I don’t want to see Orton become the Leader of The Shield but I want to see him just be a loner and heel. I believe it is time we see the return of heel version of Randy Orton. Don’t you guys think so?! It will be something fresh and he could feud with a lot of wrestlers such as Alberto Del Rio and John Cena etc. We shall see!

Chris Jericho VS Fandango should hopefully be a short and sweet match. As much as I love Jericho I just can’t stand this Fandango guy. I don’t know what Vince sees in him but what a waste of my time every time I see him on TV. I hope Jericho wins but I have a feeling he will put over Fandango. :S

I’m really shocked they aren’t putting The Miz VS Wade Barrett for the IC Championship on the actual PPV. If we want to see this match we have to watch the preshow. This sucks. Both of these guys deserve to be on the PPV. They are hard workers and they are over with the fans too! I’m taking Wade in this match just because I will be shocked if they do a title change on a preshow. The Miz has been improving and he is kinda on a roll so who knows for sure how this match will turn out.

Team Hell No VS Dolf and Easy E?! (Whatever his name is) should be a decent match. I think it is time for Kane and Daniel Bryan to drop the tag team titles. Why not do it at the biggest PPV of the year?! Then I think they should go on their own for a while. I like them as a tag team but Bryan deserves another single push! Goatface needs the World Championship again! LOL

Mark Henry VS Ryback I’m kinda curious how this match turns out. I really want to see both of them destroy each other in the ring. I think this match has potential to actually be entertaining “Big Man” match. I think Ryback will come out on top but I do like Henry more. He has improved so much in the last few years that I actually don’t mind seeing him wrestle now. He was a great World Champion better than I thought he would be and he is a great heel too!

I could care less about the Bella Twats match with Team Rhodes Scholars against Ton of Funk and the Funkdatals. I feel bad for Team Rhodes Scholars having to be involved with this match. They should be in a triple threat for the Tag Team Championship instead. But what do I know, I’m just a fan! Lol

The HOF should be really great this year. I hope we in Canada are able to watch it at some point. I may have to find out where I can watch it. I’m hoping The Score will air it sometime.

Anyway that’s it for me this month. I hope you all enjoy your WrestleMania 29 parties! I know Diva is looking forward to the “drunken peeps” I’m brining over tomorrow! Have a Nice Day!! J

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 

BOOT CAMP

 

Howdy-ho, troopers! Yeah, you know it. It’s that time again! Boot Camp time? Well, yes. But, I really meant….WRESTLEMANIA TIME! Thought I’d remind you, in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months.

Since the last edition of this blog, the Road To WrestleMania had already begun. Everything from then on has naturally lead up to this point, so why not spare you all the pain of rehashing all that and just talk about the big night itself?

 

First off, there seems to have been a lot of heat because the Intercontinental Championship match has been relegated to the “pre-show” rather than taking place on the main card. I agree…and so does my daughter! (inside joke with my crew, but maybe you’ll see what I mean before this is over) It makes the IC title seem so unimportant, and we all know it’s not. That belt has a history that demands prestige and respect. But, WWE throws that perfectly good match out onto the Internet and keeps the “Tons of Junkadactyls in the Trunk” VS Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bella Twins on the main show.

 

Didn’t anyone who works for WWE’s booking department ever see the movie “Tropic Thunder”? There’s a line from that movie, “You never go full retard.” WWE always seems to be skimming that fine line, but this time, they wandered a little more to the left than usual.

Honestly, I ‘d rather just suffer through another outing with Brodus Clay, Big Mama Duckbutt and her Bridge Club.

If the match with The Shield VS Orton/Sheamus/Big Show feels like it’s been done before, that’s because it basically has been. Ryback wasn’t available since they decided to put him in a piss break match with Mark Henry, and Cena is busy with The Rock. Aside from that, nothing much has changed since the last time The Shield had a 6-man match at a PPV. If you ask me, it’s another thrown together waste of a match for a PPV of this caliber.

I’m actually enjoying the exchanges between Cena and The Rock lately. Leading up to WrestleMania, I don’t feel like I am watching some kid stand up to his school yard bully who keeps calling him stupid names like Kung Pow Chicken. So far, the only mentions of such banality have come in retrospect (that means they talked about it in the past tense), and it has allowed both men to put out better quality promos this year. This is how it should have been all along.

What can I say about the Brock Lesnar/Triple H match? We all saw it coming months ago. What do we get out of the deal? Hmm…..the obligatory HBK intervention, for one. Next? The pointless stipulation that’s made to seem so earth-shattering. If Triple H loses, his wrestling career is over. Whoop-dee-doo!! He’s been doing the “corporate” thing since last year’s WrestleMania as it is! What difference is this supposed to make? Nothing! Not only does WWE think we are all 12 year old Cena fans, they also think we are fucking idiots.

 

Something I like about the build-up for the Undertaker/CM Punk match is that it’s different from what we saw in previous years with Shawn Michaels and Triple H. CM Punk is has gotten to the Undertaker probably more effectively than anyone else in history. Of course, the timing of Paul Bearer’s death couldn’t be more conducive to help this storyline progress by leaps and bounds. Some say William Moody (Paul Bearer) would have enjoyed the way this feud is being handled with the use of the urn and all. Others, even certain members of Moody’s family, see it as exceedingly bad form. Maybe it is. Maybe it’s not. The impact is definitely being made either way.

I will say, however that if CM Punk actually ends the streak this year, I will be pissed. I feel that the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania is his legacy, and it should not be tampered with, or disrespected. Which is exactly why WWE will decide to shit all over it like pigeons on a statue in Central Park.

But, don’t let me crap all over your WrestleMania parade. The bottom line in all this is that we are supposed to watch and enjoy the event. For those of you who are planning to do exactly that, I wish you the best! I still don’t know for sure if I will be watching WrestleMania. Not because I don’t want to. It’s more of a financial thing this year, having just moved into a new place and all.

 

As for the rest of you, I’ll catch you next time when Boot Camp is back in session. Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Well, here we are again. I just wish we could meet here in a more joyous occasion, but I’m not sure if that is going to happen. Usually, I’m very excited for this time of year, as only a true pro-wrestling fan can be, but I believe this is the first time in many, many years that I am not looking forward to WrestleMania. But I’ll shut it and get to bidness. Oh and Greg re: dressing up as Xena or anyone in public… HELL TO THE NO!!! Lol!

At first I was envious of our man, The Game, for being able to attend WrestleMania 29 in person, but as the card slowly (and honey, I mean slowly) revealed itself, I realized that I’m the lucky one. Why? Because of my ability to mute and/or turn it off or pop out for a much needed smoke.

I think it’s fitting to start off with the rants to end all rants. I thought about saving this for last but no, I think it’s only right to get this out of the way. But make no mistake, these guys are more deserving then curtain jerking a fucking dark match.

It was announced this past Monday on RAW that, Wade Barrett will defend his Intercontinental championship against The Miz on the PRE-SHOW!! On the pre-mother-fucking-show. I don’t know anyone who actually watches the youtube pre-show. Yes, I’m a huge Wade Barrett fan, but I’m also a huge fan of The Miz (much to my boyfriend’s chagrin). More importantly, I’m a fan of the Intercontinental Championship. A belt that had so many greats (not including Chyna) win and wear it with pride and honour. That this once prestigious championship is no longer worthy a match on the actual WrestleMania card. YET, some how two dancing fat-asaurus and their Funkadyketals along with two creepily facial haired pedophiles and their pair of matching camel toes are good good enough? What-the-fuck-ever! You know, I’m not the only person who is upset about this. I’ve read multiple posts on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, and they are not happy with this either. We are all baffled and left agog by this decision the WWE has made. What on God’s green earth possessed the WWE to decide that Tons of Funk (Tensai & Brodus Clay) & the Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow) & The Bella Twats get the spot on the actual pay-per-view but two guys who have worked really hard, get stuck on the pre-show dark match? You have to ask yourself; What kind of fuckery is this?

Aly Anti-WWE pic

Thank-you Aly! I’m pretty sure Sarge’s little ones face says it all.

I should have made my theme to my WrestleMania party, “laziness,” since that’s apparently the perfect description of the creative and booking team. I think it’s official, Vince McMahon is off his grapefruits. He is neglecting to put all the current championships on the biggest show of the year. There is no United States Championship or Diva’s championship, and the Intercontinental championship isn’t even on the card, just the pre-show. I’m just not impressed, over-all. Ryback vs. Mark Henry? Really? Really? Fandango, and Big E. Langston get to debut at WrestleMania but guys who work hard only get the stupid preview show? Somethings rotten in the state of New Jersey, and it isn’t the East River. They are going to run the risk of either or both, Fandango and Langston choking out there, on the show of shows? One of the Funkadactyls actually got laughed at by “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as she was the first to leave on the WWE’s reality show, Tough Enough, and she has a match at WrestleMania, but Natalya, Tamina, AJ and Diva’s champion, Kaitlyn, do not. No fucking wonder Beth Phoenix left the WWE.

Does anyone really care about Ryback vs. Mark Henry? Two big guys, who have less talent then a thimble does water, are likely going to stand around for the first five-minutes, huffing at each other before spending the next five-minutes of their match hitting all four of their big moves before they have to call it because neither of them have the stamina that the steroid injections were suppose to give them. Anyways, Ryback better keep his mouth closed or he’s going to drown from all the sweat pouring off of Mark Henry. I’m also pretty sure I found out what Mark Henry was doing when he was away from the ring…

Mark Henrys day off

(and no, that really isn’t Mark Henry. The GIF is from the TV show New Girl). I guess in four-hours, you need at least two “go-pee” matches…may I recommend this one?

I know I already touched down a bit on the 8-person Intergender Tag Team Match between the Funkadactyls & Tons of Funk vs. The Bella Twins & Team Rhodes Scholars, but I have more to say. I actually feel sorry for Cody Rhodes and Damian Sandow. They actually have talent yet I’m pretty sure no one gives a heaping pile of frog shit about this match. The other six are as useless as a pew-less church. Yeah, I don’t exactly know what that means either.

I like the Shield and their reasoning towards injustice within the WWE. However, unfortunately they’re in the wrong match. They should be involved in stopping the two previously mention matches. The Shield wouldn’t even be on the WrestleMania card if it wasn’t for the WWE desperately needing opponents for Randy Orton, Sheamus and Big Show. There you have, another match that no one cares about…. Brought to you by, BLAMCO!

When opponents were being figured out for Fandango, Chris Jericho must have been in the bathroom ripping off shit-tickets and couldn’t voice his “NOT IT!” fast enough. Now he’s stuck with Fandango as his opponent. Worse things could happen, he could be on the pre-show. Let me break it down for ya my peeps, this is officially Fandango’s first match. He is debuting at WrestleMania, therefore Chris Jericho will not be winning. What we get out of this match were the one-liners Jericho fired off on RAW about Fandango’s name. One of which he stole from me, just ask Greg. Fan-Man-Go! Only Jericho said Fan-sweet-mangos. Same thing. I did tweet my mango one long before Jericho came out with his sweet mangos. How come that sounded very wrong yet kinda sexy at the same time? Secretly I’m not going anywhere for Jericho vs. Fan-Donkey-Dick-O, because as annoying as another cheesecake (mmm…cheesecake) character is, Fan-dang-go is really fun to say.

Months ago, I saw Big E. Langston debut on NXT, and well, I actually fell asleep. That really doesn’t bode well for the WWE Tag Team Championship match. Once again the WWE needed to do something with their tag team champions, Kane & Daniel Bryan, and the Money In The Bank winner, Dolph Ziggler. It makes sense (I know right, shocker) that Big E would be Ziggler’s partner. If Ziggler wasn’t placed on this pay-per-view, it would be too obvious that he would be cashing in his brief case on the World Heavyweight Champion. Don’t get me wrong, I still fully believe that Ziggler will still cash it in and leave as the World Heavyweight Champion.

May as well talk about Alberto Del Rio defending his World Heavyweight Championship against the controversial Jack Swagger. My personal opinion is that Del Rio will retain the title against Swagger, but Swagger will be pissed off and attack Del Rio after the match, “injuring” the champion and allowing the perfect opportunity for Dolph Ziggler to run down, cash it in and do what no one else who held the Money In The Bank brief case has done and cash it in at WrestleMania. Del Rio dropping the title to Ziggler is a bit more heroic than if he was to drop it to Swagger and his anti-immigrant stance. Defeating Swagger still leaves Del Rio a hero in all the non-American-American’s views. Dropping to Ziggler, a lot less damaging.

I’m actually having a bit of difficulty trying to figure out the No Holds Barred match between Triple H and Brock Lesnar. On Tuesday night I was on the phone with The Game, ours not Triple H himself, and told him of my dilemma, and he suggested flipping a coin. So I took out a shiny loonie, and determined heads was Triple H (because who wants head from Lesnar), and Lesnar was tails (not that that’s any better) and flipped it…

HEADS! So I’ve chosen Triple H to go over in this match. I’m not really sure why this decision was so difficult. Maybe it’s because I can’t see Triple H retiring, maybe it’s because I can’t see him losing to Brock Lesnar again. Maybe it’s because if he beats Lesnar, then Brock looks less like a monster. And if Triple H does beat Lesnar, does that mean rubber match? There is money to be made from a rubber match, providing this match is more exciting then their match at SummerSlam. I guess this is one of the matches I’m actually looking forward to, just because I really don’t know the ending. HA, who knew!

Divas Coin Flip

Another match I’m looking forward to is always The Undertaker’s match. Especially since this year he has a fresh opponent, CM Punk. Two of my favourites engaging in what should be an epic match. Nevermind the size difference because these two bring so much to the table and are both incredible in-ring workers. Both have always been extremely hard workers in the ring as well. Undertaker could be dealing with ring rust since it’s been a little over a year since his last match a year ago against Triple H. Every year, we seem to question Undertaker’s ability and every year he exceeds his limitations and our expectations. This year, the key element is going to be stamina to be able to keep up with the fast paced CM Punk. That aside, the WWE lacked build up to this match, which is unfortunate. It makes you severely question what exactly they had planned before the unfortunate death of William “Paul Bearer” Moody, because when he suddenly died at the beginning of March, the WWE had yet to do anything to really promote this match. With Undertaker being a key component to their WrestleMania success, that sort of backs my theory of laziness on their part. When they began to use Moody’s death to further their Punk/Taker storyline, the WWE started seeing a lot of backlash, but what took a bit to get through to the public is that they didn’t do anything that wasn’t approved by Moody’s two sons. Both who have said that their father would have loved this. It crosses a line to a point but it’s not like they didn’t have permission. I look at it this way, it’s keeping William Moody’s legacy alive a bit longer. The WWE isn’t ready to just push him to the back burner just yet. They are honouring what he would have loved being a part of. With not having this Plan B just fall into their lap it makes you question the drive the creative had to make this match mean something instead of a random opponent chosen to take on The Undertaker and his 20-0 streak.

Last year the year long build up to The Rock vs. John Cena was a huge let down. They had a mediocre match that gave us the illusion of an epic match. How you ask? Because of the fans response to that match. Personally I wonder just how much of the fan reaction was piped in. Regardless, the fans made that match because of the way the reacted. The were putty in the WWE’s hands and if the fan reaction wasn’t that, we wouldn’t be seeing this piece of crap match for a second time. Once in a lifetime my fat, white, ass! It’s not exactly uncommon for fans to make a match seem great. Just take The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan in Toronto for WrestleMania 18. The fans were so loud that they changed The Rock to a heel from a baby face and Hogan to a baby face from a heel. But was that match really one of the greatest of all time? No it wasn’t. The first 10 minutes are of them just standing there face to face as the fans responded to each eye twitch or lip smirk. It was still the fans who made that match memorable. I am not looking forward to sitting through this match for the second time, especially since I’ve known who was going to win it for over three months. It’s going to be 25 to 30 minutes of my life I will never get back. Although my predictions say one thing, believe me, I’ll be cheering the exact opposite.

Originally my plan was to have my WrestleMania party geared towards celebrating CM Punk’s accomplishments and have it be a Straight-Edged party. However, Greg talked me out of it, and thank-god he did, knowing the card now, my straight edge party theme would have gone out the window anyways. There is no possible way to get through this WrestleMania sober. Thankfully I don’t have to.

One more thing I wish to address. In 2010, Owen Hart’s widow, Martha, served the WWE with a law suit about using her dead husband’s name, likeness and footage. Well, this week a settlement was reached out of court.

Owen Hart lawsuit resolved – WWE free to use his name and likeness.  The lawsuit between WWE and Martha Hart seems to have finally reached an end as of this Wednesday. The suit has kept WWE from using any likeness of former WWE wrestler Owen Hart, who died tragically in 1999.

From this point forward, WWE has the legal right to use the name and likeness of Owen Hart in their programming and various other productions, with Martha – his widow – receiving compensation and royalties.

This means WWE will be able to induct Owen Hart into the Hall Of Fame one day, as they have not been allowed to previously.”

-WWE Source tumblr & confirmed by the Huffington Post

This means that Owen’s legacy will live on. This also means that now, one day, Owen Hart will have his name, legacy and career honoured by being inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. A dream that all of us Owen Hart fans have had for almost 14-years. Don’t get me wrong, I understand where Martha Hart is coming from. She lost the man she loves in a sudden and tragic accident. Her bitterness and heartbreak is not unfounded. It was an accident that should never have happened, but unfortunately did. The death of your soul mate, your true love, can cripple you. You just can’t flip a switch and move on. Unlike most people’s circumstance, Martha’s heartbreak played out in a very public eye, and her husbands death was very public since the accident happened in front of twenty-seven-thousand (give or take) on an internationally broadcasted pay-per-view. I don’t think anyone can really grasp the way Martha, Oje and Athena feel. As a fan, I wish I didn’t have to lose one of my favourites. He was an amazing wrestler and a very talented man.

So thank Martha Hart for settling with the WWE because I’m sure it wasn’t easy for her and her children. So as a fan of Owen Hart, I appreciate his wife and the difficulty this decision had to be for her.

With that said, I’m out of here. I have a party to set up for. One that I’m already partially set for because of my boyfriend’s surprise party last weekend. Glad I didn’t go with a colour themed party this year. Nope instead this years party is themed, Foodie! Where my guests are to bring food that have been re-named to be a wrestling inspired dish. So can’t wait to see people’s creativity. I hope everyone enjoys WrestleMania 29 tomorrow and if you’re out somewhere watching, please don’t drink and drive. That would make you an idiot and my readers are not idiots. Also a special thanks to Sarge and his wife and miss Aly Cat for the use of the cutest photo ever to be seen by anyone. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 29

-Pre-Show: WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Wade Barrett vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz (because they’ve mentioned he’s undefeated at WM a lot lately, but I hope it’s Wade.)

The Game’s Prediction: This shouldn’t even be here however Wade Barrett

Greg’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

-Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Fandango

The Game’s Prediction: Say it right or you wont get my prediction LMAO aka Fannndannnnggggooooo

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

-Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback

Greg’s Prediction: Ryback but I wish Mark Henry will win

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Diva’s Prediction: Team Hell No

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

-8-Person Intergender Tag Team Match:

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

The Game’s Prediction: Does anyone really care, Rhodes Scholars and Bella’s

Greg’s Prediction: Who cares but I go with Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls

-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio (And then Dolph Ziggler)

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio but Dolph Ziggler cashes in and becomes World Champion and Tag Team Champion in one night

-6-Person Tag Team Match:

Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield

Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield

Diva’s Prediction: The Shield

The Game’s Prediction: The Shield with Randy Orton’s help

Greg’s Prediction: The Shield with Randy Orton heel turn

-No Holds Barred (If Lesnar wins, Triple H MUST Retire): Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Triple H (this one was tough- I had to flip a coin)

The Game’s Prediction: Hmmm who would I pick here let me think about this for an year HHH

Greg’s Prediction: Triple H

-The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker (although I won’t be upset if Punk goes over)

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE Championship: C)The Rock vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: John Cena, then a riot breaks out at WM and in Diva’s apartment, lol

That’s it for us this month. Hope everyone enjoys WrestleMania 29 and if any of our readers (And our friend The Game) are there, we’d love to hear from you for our May editions, so just send them to: Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com and we will include them. Just keep them a page to two pages long. Cheers peeps and enjoy!

“Fan- I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fandango”

-Chris Jericho mocking Fandango on SmackDown 03/29/13

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