WrestleMania 28 FUN-FUN-FUN!!!
FINALLY!!! WrestleMania is in a matter of hours. I bet y’all can’t wait for tonight!! As usually we have a full weekend here for you all, so lets get to it, shall we?
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Alrighty then! Hey, know what time it is?
Did you just look at your watch? No, I meant in general. Do you know what time it is? It’s not lunch time….or dinner time….or sexy time…or Daylight Savings time…or even Vader time. No, it’s Boot Camp time, bitches! Let’s get to it!
More importantly, it’s WRESTLEMANIA TIME! Yes, this Sunday (perhaps it’s Sunday when you’re reading this blog) it’s the greatest pay-per-view event of the year! The WWE’s Super Bowl. Did you think I was going to sit this one out?? Awww HELL NO! In fact, I’ve got a little something here for ya.
The Sarge is back
And I’m here to entertain ya!
Bringing you a rap
About this Sunday’s WrestleMania.
Chris Jericho returned
And he’s challenged CM Punk.
Trying to break down the champ
Calling his Dad a drunk.
Dredging up family secrets
Getting under Punk’s skin.
Jericho thinks these mind games
Are going to help him win.
Once all the talking’s finished
And the final salvo hurled,
We’ll see who is left standing
As the REAL “Best In The World”!
There’s a battle for control
With Team Johnny and Team Teddy.
Laurinaitis on both the shows?
I don’t think we’re ready!
Teddy Long, I can tolerate.
I hope his team won’t bomb it!
‘Cause I swear to God, I promise you…
If Team Johnny wins, I’ll vomit!
Cody VS Big Show
Seems almost like a joke.
But Big Show has a habit
Of the WrestleMania choke.
We’re gonna see Randy Orton
Face the Big Red Monster, Kane.
Will the Viper strike with an RKO
And leave the monster slain?
Or could it be that Kane will win?
Add Orton’s to the list of names
Who challenged the Big Red Monster
And went crashing down in flames!
The Divas match is set!
Eve and Beth versus Kelly and Menounos.
Who’s gonna win? I don’t care.
I’ll be in the bathroom dropping “Big Shows”!
There’s the long-awaited match
For the World Heavyweight belt.
It’s the annoying, shit-head vegan
Against the Brogue Kick dealing Celt!
A Tag Team Triple Threat match?
I didn’t even see it listed.
If I hadn’t checked WWE.com
I’d never know it existed.
Taker VS Hunter
A rematch from last year.
It’s Hell In A Cell with a special guest ref….
Hold on! I need another beer.
As I was saying, it’s Hell In A Cell
For Triple H and Taker.
Shawn Michaels is the guest official.
He could be the difference maker!
He could screw the Phenom over,
But I hope he doesn’t try it.
If he is the reason Hunter wins,
The fans are gonna riot!
I hope it ends well for Taker,
But what fills me up with terror
Is thinking the “End of an Era”
Will be ending in an error.
It’s Cena versus Rock
So over hyped, I’m sickened!
With all the Twitter trending
And the stupid Kung Pow chicken.
These two have been battling
Like Darth Vader and the Rebels.
Rock chants for “Boots 2 Asses”
And calls Cena Fruity Pebbles.
Match of the Year? Maybe so.
Might even win a Slammy!
When The Rock whoops that candy ass
Alllllllllllllllllll over Mi-a-mi!!
Before I go, I need to touch on one more thing. I know I brought this up a while back, and Diva talked about it just last week….but it happened again on Thursday night.
Gaaahhh!!! Dude really needs to knock it off with the creepy eyelid paint. It’s just too weird!
Okay, here it is. Cena has his Fruity Pebbles. Right? Well, I have now found a cereal fitting of Jeff Hardy and his oogie expressions of creativity…..
Okay, people. This is where I say goodbye for another week. If you’re getting WrestleMania, I hope it’s worth the inflated price tag. If you’re smart (and able to), you could just stream it and watch it for free. As for the rest of us….
I’ll catch you all back here next time! Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Hey everyone, how are we doing this week? I’m pretty good myself. I just celebrated my 33rd Birthday yesterday (March 29th) by going to Cora’s for breakfast and working at night. LOL I had a fun time! But did you know I share the same birthday with Diva?! Yes that’s right! We’re just so awesome that we had to be born on the same day! Haha! Are you jealous yet? 😛 Actually tonight (Friday) and tomorrow night (Saturday) I will be celebrating more for my birthday. I will be going to the bar tonight and tomorrow night I will be putting on some roller skates and skate the night away! I’m so looking forward to it!
Another thing I’m looking forward to is this Sunday. I will be going over to Colleen’s house to watch WrestleMania 28 with Diva, The Game, Colleen and Emily! It should be a great time! I can’t wait to finally watch The Rock vs. John Cena for the first time ever. It should be a great match. I really enjoyed their segment this week on RAW (it was probably the second thing I liked about this week’s RAW). They had a great back and forth promo which was done really nice. I really hope The Rock gets the win here because he does deserve it. Plus it has been so many years since The Rock has gone one on one with anyone in the square circle! This match will be the main event and I hope it lives up to everyone expectations!
Next match I’m looking forward to seeing is Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship. I really like how Chris has brought in this heat with Punk’s family. It makes it more interesting and it also makes Punk kind of volunable. We haven’t seen Punk like this ever since he did that kick ass promo last year. Actually I don’t think Punk has been like that before on TV. It is a different side of Punk we’re getting to see now. Also Chris is being the best heel that he is. He is one of the top heels in this business. He’s such a great one. I’m sure he will be remembered as one of the best all time heels. I’m really torn as to who I want to win this match. I’m going with Jericho just because I have been a fan of his from the first time I saw him wrestling on WCW Nitro. But if Punk wins I will be happy too. Just that I will be wrong on my predictions! Oh well. But who knows maybe Jericho will win the Championship on Sunday. Prove everyone that he is the best in the world?
Another match I’m looking forward to watching is the Hell in the Cell match. It will be Triple H vs. The Undetaker with HBK as the special guest referee. I’m rooting for The Undertaker to win (sorry The Game)! I don’t want The Undertaker to lose. I want him to go 20 to 0. I believe he will do that. Undertaker deserves to win his 20th match. I want him to be remembered as the wrestler who never lost a match at WrestleMania.
Speaking about The Undertaker Diva just told me the news about how he and Michelle McCool are having a McTaker! How about that? The Undertaker is going to be a Dad for the fifth time now! Wow, way to go Deadman! I wonder what his demon is going to look like. LOL
I really don’t have too much to say about the World Title match other than I hope Sheamus kicks Daniel Bryan’s ass and wins the belt. I really don’t like seeing Daniel as the champion. I’m getting tired of him and I want to see Sheamus with the belt. The guy is a great worker and he has always impressed me ever since he came into the WWE a few years ago. Plus I want to see Sheamus vs. Barrett at SummerSlam for the World Title!! I’m sure Diva agrees with me on that one!
Kane vs. Randy Orton should be a good match. I like Randy Orton a lot. He’s a great talent and he looks so umm yeah great! J LOL But I’m picking Kane to win this match. I feel as though Randy doesn’t really need the win as much as Kane does. Kane needs to get heat and if this continues to the next PPV then Randy can get the win on that show.
Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy has really lost my interest with so many talents getting dropped from this match (Christian, Alberto Del Rio technically he wasn’t announced but was rumoured). I just don’t care. Well I do actually care. I hope Team Teddy wins. Which means Johnny is off from our TV for good. Well I guess we will see if that happens or not. I don’t want this to go on anymore. WWE needs to start clean on Monday with new feuds.
Cody Rhodes has been really great on the mic. I have always liked him ever since he started wrestling. I know a lot of people didn’t like him at first and I know a lot of you still don’t like him. But I think he could be the breakout star of 2012. He has so much potential to become a great superstar (Perhaps even better than his Dad Dusty). He still has a lot to do to prove it. But he’s doing a great job so far. Even though I put the Big Show down to win at WrestleMania 28 I still think Cody is the better wrestler. I just wished they made the IC Championship mean something more (Instead of using it as a prop). This is supposed to be the second most important championship after the two top championships. I hope Cody will get a rematch after Mania and win the IC championship again.
Kelly Kelly and Maria whoever she is vs. Beth and Eve will probably be okay. I already heard Maria is hurt and can’t wrestle because she broke some ribs on Dancing With The Stars. Meh! Maybe they could bring in a returning Karma to take her place? That would be something special for sure! I wouldn’t mind seeing that actually happen! Then Karma could squash Kelly Kelly after like a fly! Yes let’s do that!!!
I heard a rumour that a certain former WWE Superstar might make his return at WrestleMania. I’m not going to say who it is because it hasn’t been confirmed as of now. But if it is true, this return could potential affect two matches on this card. The question is, which match will it affect?! Also how will the fans react to his WWE return?
One thing I will like to say about RAW. It was a “Big Show” for the most part! If you watched it and saw the promo with Cody Rhodes you will know what I’m meaning. Cody was referring to how Big Show chokes at his matches on the biggest show of the year. So he was telling everyone certain things using the word Big Show. I hope I don’t Big Show tonight. Or you know the Leafs they Big Show last night. LOL That was my favourite thing from RAW this week. Believe me it was hard for me to stay awake for the full two hours plus! I don’t know what Creative was thinking but that was by far the worse go home show to WrestleMania in years! WTF were they thinking when they came up with all of that crap? Why did we see Brodus Clay on RAW when he is not even part of WrestleMania? Where was Triple H or Undertaker? All we got was a video. It just didn’t make any sense whatsoever! I hope on Monday we have a blow away show. I also hope the PPV is great too!
Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you enjoyed my column this week. If you’re going to watch WrestleMania 28 this Sunday I hope your party is awesome! Have a nice day!! J
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Well today’s the day! In a mere few hours we will be celebrating the 28th WrestleMania. Can you believe we are witnessing 28 years of the grandest show there is in the wrestling business? I feel so old since I started at the first WrestleMania. Just a side note, last week I said I wanted to be stabbed by a rusty nail with “rabis”, lmao, I totally meant rabies. I better shut it and get to bidness….Lol!!
I have a lot of stuff to prepare for today with the party. The Game and Greg will be in attendance later tonight. Looks to be a small affair, which is fine. Like I said last week, our theme is in dedication of 2012 Hall of Famer, Adam “Edge” Copeland. It’s going to be a smash.
I have to be honest, the WrestleMania card looks dismal at best this year. The WWE have been so busy in hyping up The Rock vs. John Cena, that they really have neglected the rest of the event. Only in the past week or so have we actually started to care about the Hell In A Cell match between Triple H and The Undertaker. I will get to each match respectively and include my predictions as well.
Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny. The WWE, in my opinion has wasted a great deal of time on this match and have neglected their two main championship matches. It’s not like we didn’t see this coming, because we totally did. I just didn’t think that they would spend so much time pushing this on us, and I certainly didn’t think they would have so much damn trouble booking twelve solid wrestlers for this match, but I was wrong on both counts. Team Teddy, looks to be the weakest if you ask me, with United States Champion Santino Marella (weak) as team captain leading Kofi Kingston (solid), R-Truth (solid), Khali (weakest), Zack Ryder (middle) and Booker T (middle) taking on Team Johnny, captained by David Otunga (weak) leading Dolph Ziggler (solid), Jack Swagger (solid), The Miz (solid), Mark Henry (solid) and first it was Christian (solid) and then they replaced him this past Monday with Drew McIntyre (middle). Yes Team Teddy has solid to middle strength workers but with Khali being on the team, it just drags their chances down the toilet. Realistically they are going to lose. There is eleven other guys in that ring who have to make him look good, and they are all going to get tired of doing it, and do you blame them? Couldn’t Justin Gabriel or somebody else have been place in that match? Anyone at this point is a better fit than Khali. What is the point of putting Christian in the match, if they were just planning on taking him out? As a PEEP, I’m pissed off because I was happy to have him back, only to lose him again. Then I remembered that Vince McMahon hates him so now it doesn’t surprise me that Christian is getting the shaft (and not in a good way). With John Laurinaitis being executive vice-president of talent relations, I don’t see him wanting to put Teddy Long over. Because when you think of it, that’s exactly what’s going on here. The stipulation going into this match is whoevers team wins, Teddy or John, will become the official General Manager of both RAW and SmackDown. This has nothing to do with the twelve guys doing the dirty work in the ring. They are just lucky enough to be getting a pay-check at the biggest event of the year. If Team Teddy wins, then Teddy Long gets over. If Team Johnny wins, then John Laurinaitis gets over. My way of thinking is this; Teddy Long has gotten the best of that douche bag Laurinaitis over the past month, so I’m going to predict that Team Johnny is going to win this one. I don’t want either guy to win because I can’t understand what Teddy Long is saying and I can’t hear what Laurinaitis is saying. As far as I’m concerned it’s a lose-lose for us fans. I’m just happy that Kofi is getting a paycheck.
The Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs as Cody Rhodes, who is currently the longest running champion in the company, will defend his title against Big Show. Through the past few weeks Cody has been humiliating Big Show by showing clips of all of Big Show’s past WrestleMania appearances and matches. None of which is flattering for Big Show. Jokes of Big Show being the anti-Undertaker, and clips of him in his sumo gear has been flashed before us like a memory we all have had to bury deep just to get rid of that image of Show’s dimply ass in the thong. *Shudders. But with Cody getting the upper hand by the humiliation, which also included him handcuffing Show to the ring ropes two weeks ago and beating him with boxing gloves, I’m going to say that Cody may be walking into WrestleMania as Intercontinental champion, but he is NOT walking out as Intercontinental Champion.
With the amount of attention the WWE has given this match, it’s amazing that I even remembered to include it. The 2012 Royal Rumble winner, Sheamus, chose World Heavyweight champion, Daniel Bryan as his opponent of choice for the show of shows. The booking on this match is horrible. There is no real feud established between the two guys. Sheamus is a former champion, and Daniel Bryan is boring. Lol!! I know that doesn’t have much to do with it. I cannot pin-point which fella has the upper hand physically, but Sheamus does verbally. This match could really go either way, seeing as the WWE officials (aka Vince McMahon) obviously don’t care one way or another. I’m going to stake my claim on Sheamus walking out the winner, but not necessarily the champion.
Kane targeted Randy Orton all because last year, he showed that he could be human. That it was seeing the footage of Randy Orton and him shaking hands that showed him the way back to being an evil monster. The back story here is weak at best. Not a lot of effort has gone into booking this match seeing as they had to reach for a reason that I’m sure we all forgot even happened. Apparently Kane did not. Just like Daniel Bryan and Sheamus, this match could really go either way. It’s a bit harder to predict just because Orton has been more methodical in his attacks, where as Kane has been more laid back. It seems the writers forgot which one is suppose to be the monster. I’m going to base my prediction on who needs the win more, and I’m giving that to Randy Orton. In the long run, he needs it more to keep on a steady path, whereas Kane had his shot. Don’t get me wrong, Kane could use it too. He does need help re-establishing that he is indeed a monster. Randy Orton for the win. By Disqualification.
For the diva’s match they once again have found the lowest of the low to come in, in Extra reporter (and former guest star on One Tree Hill) Maria Menounos to tag with Kelly Kelly to take on WWE Diva’s Champion, Beth Phoenix and Eve. Gee, who will win that match? Maria Menounos and Kelly Kelly because the stupid celebrities NEVER LOSE at WrestleMania (see Snooki). I know I’m bitching but I’m bitching about the absurdity of the entire situation the WWE has place us fans in. As much as we usually take the time to bitch and moan about things, they sometimes surprise us (see Snooki, not sucking as badly as we all thought she would. She’s apparently really good at “sucking”-lol). I just for once, would like the WWE to actually help instead of hinder the Diva’s division. They had the opportunity to build a strong match, with Beth defending her title against, EVE or, Natalya (wouldn’t that be a dream match?) or Tamina. Fucking WWE dropped the damn ball again!
The WWE has actually done a brilliant job at building this match between WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho. What started as a bid to see who was indeed the “Best In The World,” has turned personal with Jericho bringing Punk’s family into it. Nothing says business like bringing in the alcoholic father, the allegedly drug addict younger sister and the normal mother who married said alcoholic father AFTER the birth of your opponent and calling him a bastard. Jericho said he is going to expose CM Punk as a fraud after he walks out the WWE champion and shows why he is “the Best In The World,” but what exactly are you going to prove? Punk’s personal life has nothing to do with his in-ring ability, and he admitted that his father was an alcoholic. He chose to live the straight-edged lifestyle, how is that a fraud? What does Jericho have some kind of college video tape of Punk doing lines and becoming drunk off of a pink wine cooler, shouting, “it tastes like Pink! It. Tastes. Like. Pink! Hey, that’s what she said!” I just got a call from my boss and I totally lost my train of thought…lol! Oh right, anyways, I sincerely doubt Jericho can do all that he says he can do, nor do I think it matters because it’s just a storyline. Jericho has the upper hand going into this match and normally I would sit here and say that Jericho is going to have to eat crow, but he came back for a reason. He came back to pursue the WWE championship and as much as I respect and support CM Punk and believe he’s an amazing role model for teenagers and young adults, I have to give this match to Jericho. To be honest, I won’t be upset at the outcome. It’s a tough one to predict.
WrestleMania is about the Undertaker for me. I have a gut feeling that this will be it for the Deadman. He’s become so much of a staple in my life as a wrestling fan that I’m not sure how his retiring will go down with me. I know he has to put his health first and if last years match was any indication, he’s gotta have some reservations going into the Hell In A Cell match tonight against Triple H. And with Shawn Michaels the special guest referee, this match could go anyway. Nobody has the visual upper hand. Triple H probably has the psychological hand over Undertaker, but is that enough? Undertaker can take the mind games because he can dish it out too. If The Undertaker’s streak is broken and his record stands at 19-1 instead of 20-0, then…
I WILL RIOT!!!!!
I’m now officially calling this the “UNWANTED BLOW JOB” Match! Oh, how funny I is… For all you Skirt Sheet newbs out there let me fill you in. An “Unwanted Blow Job” match, is the match the WWE chooses to be shoved down our throats for a long period of time, that we hear so much about, so often that we no longer want it shoved down our throats. Most women, don’t really like giving bj’s so this is an analogy they will all get. Lol! I’m a huge Rock fan, and I’ve never hidden my dislike for John Cena, and I’m not going to start now. Everyone is saying that Cena is winning the verbal battle, but did anyone ever think about the fact that could just be your panicky feelings kicking in? All us anti-Cena fans are sweating because people keep saying that he’s out-doing The Rock on the microphone. He’s not people. He isn’t at all. If he is, it’s because The Rock is talking in circles to throw Cena off. To give Cena…oh FUCK THIS SHIT! I’m aiding in the blow job. I’m like pushing this match like the WWE. Why friggin’ bother analyzing it. Cena is going to go over and there isn’t a damn thing we normal fans can do about it. The Rock’s always brought in positive outside media attention, and the WWE has not made that go unnoticed. Cena brings in a disarray of feelings from the fans, whereas The Rock’s fan base seem to be the ones that are paying the money for the events. I’m going to say we are all going to be highly disappointed. It’s all smoke and mirrors my friends. The WWE is great at creating illusions that make certain people look really good. It’s the Five-Knuckle Shuffle vs. the People’s Elbow. The Attitude Adjustment vs. the Rock Bottom. The STFU vs. the Sharpshooter. And there you have their set moves. Toss in a lock-up at the start, a head-lock in the middle, and about a dozen clothes lines and body slams. If your lucky a well executed supplex and then a pin or a tap-out, no it won’t be a tap-out, a pin in the end and you have their match. Neither guy is all that well-rounded in the ring technically. The Rock has been here before working with a guy who had a smaller move-set than his own, ten years ago in Toronto to be exact. Hulk Hogan has about as much in-ring ability as the spatula in my kitchen utensil drawer, which isn’t much different than Cena’s in-ring ability. It’s all an illusion because it’s the fans who made that match in Toronto, and it’ll be the fans who will make that match in Miami tonight. I want The Rock to win for the simple fact he is NOT CENA, but I know deep down inside, John Cena will be walking out WrestleMania 28 the winner and will brag about it for the next month.
Before WrestleMania there is one ceremony that takes place the night before. The WWE’s Hall of Fame inductions. The class of 2012 will be Edge, Mil Mascaras, The 4-Horseman (Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, Arn Anderson and manager JJ Dillion), Mike Tyson, Ron Simmons, and Yokozuna. A pretty solid class, although it is my feeling that there are two very important people missing and I wish that the WWE had added them this year; “Macho Man” Randy Savage, and Miss Elizabeth. Yes I know (to all who are yelling at me…) Owen Hart should be inducted, but do not hold your breath. Remember, it’s not the WWE holding his induction up, it’s his widow, Martha. Inducting Edge will be child-hood best friend, former tag-team partner, Christian. Alberto Del Rio will induct his uncle, Mil Mascaras. Dusty Rhodes (oh great, I hate this man) will induct the Horseman (prepare for the longest speeches in history), John Bradshaw Layfield, better knowns as JBL, will induct his former tag-team partner, Ron Simmons. D-Generation X’s Triple H and Shawn Michaels will induct boxer, Mike Tyson to the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame, and family members, Jimmy and Jey Uso will induct Yokozuna. All are deserving (except
Tyson, because I don’t think there should be a celebrity wing), so congratulations class of 2012!
I saw this on Tumblr and I nearly died on the spot;
Then I realized this is a good thing!!! Because if Undertaker’s super-sperm keeps impregnating Man-Hans McCool, then we will never EVVVVER see that slut-cunt again!
Just before I go, on Tumblr I found this really telling and honest interview with Wade Barrett (God I miss his sexy British Ass) Watch it; http://youtu.be/_iiHxrIqmaU
I guess I’ve babbled on quite a bit already about this weekends festivities. Anyone who is attending WrestleMania, the Hall of Fame or Fan Axcess we would love to hear from you. It’s WrestleMania weekend so be safe everyone!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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-For The General Manager Position of both RAW & SmackDown:
Team Teddy: Captain: Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Khali & Booker T (w/Teddy Long and Hornswoggle)
Team Johnny: Captain: David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, The Miz & Drew McIntyre (w/John Laurinaitis and Vickie Guerrero)
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Teddy
Diva’s Prediction: Team Johnny
The Game’s Prediction: Team Teddy
Greg’s Prediction: Team Teddy
-WWE Intercontinental Championship:C)Cody Rhodes vs. The Big Show
Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show
Diva’s Prediction: Big Show
The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes
Greg’s Prediction: Big Show
-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Daniel Bryan (w/AJ) vs. Sheamus
Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus
The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
–Randy Orton vs. Kane
Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton
The Game’s Prediction: Kane
Greg’s Prediction: Kane
–Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Eve & Beth Phoenix
Sarge’s Prediction: Kelly x2 & Maria Menudo… or whatever
Diva’s Prediction: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
The Game’s Prediction: Eve & Beth Phoenix
Greg’s Prediction: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos
-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho
Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
The Game’s Prediction: Chris Jericho via DQ
Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
-Hell In A Cell; Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels: The Undertaker vs. Triple H
Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker or bust
Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker or riot
The Game’s Prediction: Triple H
Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker
–The Rock vs. John Cena
Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock (though I have a bad feeling it’ll be Cena)
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (but I hope I’m wrong)
The Game’s Prediction: The Rock
Greg’s Prediction: The Rock
That’s it for this weeks edition of the Fatal 4-Way. Be sure to check back next week for WrestleMania 28 outcomes, opinions and more shenanigans. Hope everyone enjoys the event this weekend. And remember, Don’t Drink & Drive; you could get a straw up your nose. Lol!!! Cheers peeps!
“Hold on, hold on…It’s not like you’re going to catch me, You’d be like a giant
water buffalo running down a cheetah.”
-Cody Rhodes to The Big Show
Raw March 26, 2012