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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

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The Game

 

Farewell: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lWa-Gv9ObfN1JzSnJBeTFHZTg/view

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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Hell In A Cell: The Final Match of Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

October 25, 2015 Leave a comment

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Hey Ghosts & Demons, welcome back. Halloween is right around the corner. Hope you all aren’t afraid of the undead. I’m not, why wake up when you can finally sleep, right?? Anyway, lets go….

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WWE 2k16 thoughts w/ Blair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-gPn4ya0

The Skirt Sheet

This will be a very short edition of the Skirt Sheet. I’m sick and hardly in the mood to even do a blog this week. So I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Sasha Banks and Bayley are really making it hard for me to decide which one of their matches is going to be match of the year. Congratulations to the both of them for putting on one hell of a main event at NXT TakeOver: Respect. Triple H and Stephanie need to push the WWE roster diva’s to step it up and put on matches like this and maybe just maybe the current diva’s might have a bit more respect as well. Because twice now, Sasha and Bayley has humiliated the Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Paige, Natalya, Summer Rae, etc.. They all need to step it up. There is no excuse for Naomi, Paige, Natalya to have shit matches. None. Just as we know that Charlotte and Becky Lynch have no excuse to have shit matches. The problem is, the moment girls from NXT, like Paige, Charlotte, Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks, make their way to the main roster, they are told to tone it down so that the other diva’s, like the Bella’s, can keep up. I can just see it know, Nikki going to John, “it’s not fair, I can’t work with these girls. They make me look like crap. Can you talk to Hunter and Stephanie?” Of course he does, “tell those NXT girls to hold back. Nikki can’t keep up.” Hunter/ Stephanie… “girls, we need you to hold back a little. Just for now.”. They are completely missing the problem that most of their main roster diva’s shouldn’t even be there. Nikki isn’t so bad in the ring but if I have to watch Brie Bella get in the ring and attempt to wrestle, I may just claw my own eyes out. It’s like watching a tooth pick running from a rolling pin.

Same can be said for the male superstars. We all know that Neville, and Owens can out wrestle 80% of the current roster, yet, they’re not. We’ve seen guys like Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett, Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, all pull back and not work a match like they own that ring. Guys who have left because they weren’t getting matches, despite the fact they could out wrestle John Cena on every level. Justin Gabriel comes to mind. WWE is notorious for wasting talent.

This past Monday, RAW received one of its lowest ratings in a long long time. 2.1, I believe. Despite having, The Undertaker, Stone Cold, and douche bag (aka Shawn Michaels), on the same show. This is the time that the WWE needs to re-think what the hell is wrong, and fix the damn thing.

So apparently John Cena and Randy Orton are taking time off. Orton’s already gone, and Cena isn’t. However apparently he is already being booked to defend his US championship on December 26th. At least let him go. I’m so tired of this ass-hat’s face that I don’t want him to ever to return. He sucks!!

My little girl is vastly approaching 9 months in November. Can’t believe how much time has just flown by. For her first Halloween, even though she is too young to go out trick or treating, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put her into her first costume… A little lamb. One that looks rather bunny-ish.

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I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Halloween. As usual we have our Halloween Party. This year I will be working the room as the “Rowdy” one…Roddy Piper. Minus the blonde short hair. I just can’t rock that look. Lol!! See you next month for Survivor Series. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com

Check me out on Tumblr: http://wwebarragediva.tumblr.com/

OR, hit me up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

FATAL 4-WAY FANATICS……………………

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Figured I’d leave the intro to Enzo and Big Cass this week and keep it simple because I tried to think about it on my own, and realized that there’s very little about me that can’t be taught. LOL I mean, a lot of things could be taught, but nobody would want to take the classes! Like it or not, “Sarge 101” is off the docket for this semester. There can be only one!!

The world could only handle one of me anyway. It’s better like this. Trust me!

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While I sit here trying to think of something wrestling related to talk about, I do have an update on the home front. I started working at Walmart last week. I am one of the guys who unload the trucks when they come in and stock the shelves after the supplies have been offloaded and separated by their departments. It’s only been a week, but I am really liking it so far. Aside from the slight issue I am having with adjusting my sleep schedule (I work until 11PM and don’t get to bed until almost 1AM most of the time). It’s not so much a “not getting home by then” problem as it is a “a dude’s gotta eat” problem. That, and the drive home mixed with the rush of just being done with my shift (and grabbing some food because I am always starving after work) gives me a second wind, and I need time to chill out before I can go to bed and actually have any hope of falling asleep.

Sure, I am tired and sore. I’ve felt that way all week, but I am hoping to be more used to it very soon. I’m back to being a productive member of the household and that means my family’s holiday season isn’t going to suck. In fact, I heard my wife already has all our Christmas shopping done. She must be feeling that shift toward the positive that this new job is bringing about in our lives. Our kids will be happier, too, and for that reason alone, I will do whatever it takes to help that become a permanent feature in our lives.

If this year’s Halloween is any indication, things are going to get a lot better around here than they have been in the past six months. About damn time, too! Here are my son and daughter in their costumes. Enjoy……

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Kaden loves his Iron Man suit and his gloves light up and make sounds. A bit excessive for a kid’s Halloween costume, but he and Aly use their other costumes for playing “dress up” for the rest of the year. After this year’s trick or treating, they will have one more outfit to put in their bins.

For Halloween this year, I will be dressed as a Walmart associate. Yep, I have to work that night. I hope my wife takes some good pictures.

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Sorry if I seem like I have been rambling a little bit here, but I am also having some trouble thinking of anything to talk about that has to do with wrestling. Sure, I can talk about NXT TakeOver: Respect and the finale of the Dusty Rhodes tag team tournament…or the fact that a women’s title match headlined a WWE live special for the first time in history. I can, but I won’t because those things have been talked about constantly since that night. It’s been covered, and we all get it. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s all amazing as Hell. I just don’t want to comment on something that a hundred other people have brought up in the past week. It’s not that I don’t care. I just want to keep things fresh.

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Aside from it being rather corny and easy to figure out, I have to admit the whole thing between Corporate Kane and Seth Rollins is actually kind of funny. Kane playing both sides of the character (Corporate & Demon Kane) gives the fans what they have been wanting for a while….only in smaller doses. People wanted “masked Kane” to come back when Kane returned from his leg injury. I like the Demon better anyway, but Corporate Kane has become rather comical lately. This is exactly what Rollins needs. Someone to keep him interesting. His shtick is really getting old, and Demon Kane has literally come into the picture to light a fire under Rollins’ ass and make him step it up. I know there isn’t much chance they’ll have Kane win at Hell In A Cell, but it’s been fun since this Corporate/Demon mash-up thing started. It’s hokey and something we may have seen back in the 80’s, but that is where we can find the charm in this whole mess!

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I used to hate The New Day, but I have really begun to enjoy them since Xavier Woods brought out the trombone. He’s turned every moment he and his group are on screen into a celebration of sheer goofy exuberance. That trombone provides the soundtrack to everything The New Day does, and sadly….that also includes Big E’s pelvic gyrations. Please make it stop!! Don’t make me start a petition. The New Day wanted to “Save The Tables”. I can speak for myself and the rest of my Fatal 4-Way team mates that we may very well begin our own movement…..”Save Our Lunches” to help us not want to lose them every time we see that undulating miscreant on our screens!! In that case, the trombone accompaniment does NOT help make it any better.

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Before I get out of here, I just want to say I am so glad this article wasn’t due next week. With WWE2K16 coming out on Tuesday, I have a feeling my free time is going to be sucked away by this game for quite some time.

By the next time we do this thing, I should have had my fill of that game and you can be assured that my undivided attention will be all yours. Not trying to be creepy. Just telling it like it is. I’ll catch you next time, troops!

Until then………YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Royal Thoughts. Man I can’t believe it has been a month since the last time I wrote a blog! A lot has changed in the month for me. I recently quit my job that I was working at for the last 10 years. It was a big move for me. I was offered a new job and I decided to go for it! I just started training this week and I am so far liking it a lot. It is kinda a new thing for me so at times it will be challenging but overall I should do well. I have a great support staff who will be there for me if I need any help. That’s enough of personal life for now so lets talk about some wrestling!

I have to be honest I haven’t really watch much WWE in the last month or so. I just haven’t really been in the mood to watch it. Ever since the new season of TV has started I have been focusing my time watching shows that keep me entertain. Lately WWE hasn’t been doing that. Also I find when I don’t have cable I don’t watch it live. I guess I will have to d/l or stream it. I’m going to try my best to watch some more.

But I still get some wrestling news. I heard John Cena will be leaving for two months(I have to give credit to pwinsider.com). He is doing a TV Show. I’m not too sure what show it is because they are being tight lipped about it. So you know what that means then?! He will be off WWE TV!! Perhaps WWE will actually focus more on their other talent now that he is gone for a couple of months? I doubt it but who knows maybe Vince will see something in a talent that he has never seen?

How cool was it to see James Storm come on NXT the other night?! I was waiting for that jump. In case you didn’t know Storm has been wrestling for TNA for the last few years. I saw him wrestle on TNA for a bit and I thought to myself at the time he would do well if he came over to WWE. Now this is his chance. Well I hope WWE doesn’t drop the ball on him. But I knew he would be part of the WWE family when I read online that he didn’t have an actual contract with TNA anymore earlier this year. I mean it is the right thing to do. You’re looking out for your family first. If someone is going to offer you a good job from where you were working you’re going to take it. You have to thing what’s best for business as Triple H and Stephanie will say! Haha Anyway I wish James Storm the best of luck in NXT!

So I guess I should talk about Hell In The Cell PPV. It is this Sunday. The Main Event is The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar in the Hell In The Cell match. I picked Brock to win. But I wouldn’t be upset if The Undertaker won the match too. Taker is known for this match so I wouldn’t really be surprised if he goes over. But their last match at SummerSlam Taker got the win. So they are even at 1 a piece. This is the tie breaker. I also heard this will be the last match these two guys have too. I mean really you can’t really top that type of match with another match. Unless they were to do a Ladder Match or TLC match. But I think The Undertaker needs to stay away from those types of matches. He’s almost 50 years old. But you know he is still pretty awesome! I’m sure one day The Undertaker will retire. But if he can still put out decent matches why retire right? Also he actually showed up for a house show in Mexico and wrestled! He rarely does that too! So the Mexican fans got a pretty cool treat! I have seen The Undertaker live a few times. It is pretty cool watching him live. His entrance alone is worth the money for admission! So Brock for the win!

Speaking about Brock, I’m not sure what he is going to do after The Undertaker. I wouldn’t mind seeing WWE put him in a program with Kevin Owens. I think that would be pretty awesome! Those two would put on some great matches. Or have him go after the WWE World Championship. If he beats The Undertaker that would make the most sense.

So the WWE World Championship will be defended this Sunday at the PPV. It will be your WWE World Champion Seth Rollins vs Kane. Yay?! Is anyone really looking forward to this match? I mean no offence to Kane but he shouldn’t be in the main event now. It should really be Dolph Ziggler or Roman Reigns. But it isn’t. Oh well. I’m sure this match will be all right but still I’m not really looking forward to it.

One match that I’m kinda curious about is the Open Challenge for the US Championship. John Cena is defending it. But it is a mystery as to who is going to wrestle him. I have three random picks as to who I think is going to challenge Cena 1) James Storm. We know he was just in NXT so wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up to face John Cena and take him out? 2) Chris Jericho These guys have always had great matches and Chris seems to make surprise returns. 3) Jeff Hardy I know it is a long shot but lately with the TNA talent who are leaving it wouldn’t shock me to see Jeff Hardy back in WWE real soon!

There are other matches which are happening at the PPV this Sunday and I gave my predictions below. So you guys should check them out and compare them to my other Fatal 4 Way bloggers!

Also I’m happy to announce that Jake The Snake Roberts will be in Niagara Falls next year for Comic Con. They are announcing five other Legends who will be part of it. I’m pretty sure HBK will be another one. I heard they are announcing it early November. So we shall see!

So that’s it for me for this month Fatal 4 Way! Have a great weekend and enjoy the PPV if you’re going to watch it!

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or email me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Hell In A Cell

Kick-Off Show:

Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville vs. King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev
Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville
The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville

PPV:
-Hell In A Cell Match:
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction: Romany Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte
Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella via DQ (thanks to Paige)
The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

King Greg’s Prediction:Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
Diva’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE United States Championship; Cena’s Open Challenge: C) John Cena vs. ???

Sarge’s Prediction: ???
Diva’s Prediction: ???
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

King Greg’s Prediction: ??? I’m going to say James Storm

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Game’s Prediction: Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-Hell In A Cell Match: The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker
Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker
The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. My lap top has decided to pick fonts, colour and size on it’s own. Tis the season for possessed technology, right? Anyways, happy and safe halloween. See you in November for Survivor Series.

Saying Good-Bye To Roddy Piper & SummerSlam 2015

August 22, 2015 Leave a comment

In Memory of

Roderic “Rowdy Roddy Piper” Toombs

April 17, 1954-July 31, 2015

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Hey there people, I hate to start of the blog with negative news, and as I’m sure you all have heard by now that Wrestling legend and WWE Hall of Famer, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, passed away suddenly at his home on July 31st. He died of a heart attack in his sleep. We are all saddened and shocked by this news, but the Rowdy one will never be forgotten.

We here at the Fatal 4-Way, send our deepest sympathies to his family and friends. Rowdy in Peace Hot Rod!! We all love you down here!!

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So who is excited for SummerSlam? I am, so much so that as soon as Stephen Amell of Arrow was added to a match, I got the WWE Network! Lol!!! Love it! Anyways, I’ll shut it and get to damn bidness.

So this is totally happening…

Amell Summer Slam

I’m super stoked for it. I pretty much figured that if Stephen Amell was involved some way that he would either be teaming or in the corner of Neville, and I knew it would be against Stardust, but I thought The Miz not King Barrett would be involved. To all of you who know me, know that this must kill me to have Amell and Neville on one side, and King Barrett on the other. I love Barrett, and I love Amell and Neville, so what is a girl to do? Find out in my predictions. It’s not an easy choice for me to choose.

Pretty much the rest of the card is looking mediocre for being a 4-hour pay-per-view. Four hours makes me tired just thinking about it that my planned day-time nap, is now gone out the window as Mat is hosting game day at our place and all of his friends will be at our place during the day and mine will be here for the pay-per-view. I’m ok with that, as long as none of his friends are hanging around for the event. Our place isn’t big enough, and I want to enjoy my friends not his. Lol!! I don’t really have a problem with them, it’s just that’s way too many people, and makes for a tiring day of hosting that many people. However, moving on…

The diva’s match looks really good. It’s going to be a hard match to call because Team PCB (Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch) are probably the coolest and most skilled at actual wrestling, bus so is Naomi and Sasha Banks. The rest can just bugger off. The Bella’s and Alicia Fox will just use hairography as a way to distract from their horrible wrestling skills. Nikki Bella is the only one in that three-some that has a decent move set. Brie is so bad that she makes Alicia Fox look good, which says something because she stinks as bad as an unclean litter box. I have no problem with Tamina, except that she goes in, does some power moves and that’s it. Does she have an actual skill set? Considering that both Team B.A.D (Naomi, Tamina and Sasha Banks) and Team PCB, all have had the upper hand means I could see Team Bella coming out on top. After all, you can’t have the twin who is fucking the company’s biggest douche bag since Shawn Michaels, lose. Can you? He’s not going to lose so why should his fish-monger girlfriend lose as well? Somethings are just too damn obvious.

It’ll be great to see Undertaker back at a non-WrestleMania event. It’s been way too long. Lets just hope Brock Lesnar doesn’t win because I no longer have a balcony to toss my couch out over. I don’t think it would have the same impact if I pushed it off the front porch.

Mathew and I have our fourth annual Halloween party coming up, and I had been wracking my brain about what I should do for a costume. Then one of the most shockingly sad things happened in a long time to the wrestling world and it’s long-time fans… “Rowdy” Roddy Piper died suddenly. So as a way to pay tribute to the “Hot Rod”, I’m going to go as Piper for Halloween (minus the wig because those are so uncomfortable). So if anyone has any idea how I can make a set of bag pipes, email me (which can be found at the end of this blog). I must say this, Roddy Piper was one of the best heels I have ever seen in the wrestling business, yet he was a super nice, average guy. He didn’t live beyond his means and he worked hard to keep his family together. I was shocked and heartbroken when I heard of his passing. I’m so thankful I got a chance to meet him back in 2005. To his family, and his wrestling family, and other fans like me, I’m sincerely sorry for our loss. He will never be forgotten. Thank-You Roddy Piper!!

Sadly, you guys, I don’t really have a heck of a whole lot to say this month. I’ve been so busy with other things that I just haven’t really had time to think about wrestling. I’m still watching it, it’s just between my fundraising for Kiska (the only captive killer whale left in Canada), to my daughter, to getting settled in our new house, and buying a new car, I’ve been so pre-occupied. I’m guessing this is it for me. I’m sure I’ll think of other stuff later when it’s too late and irrelevant. Oh well, thems the breaks. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hello there my Royal subjects and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts! First off I would like to say I was really sadden to hear about the passing of Rowdy “Roddy” Piper. It is such a shame to hear things like that in the wrestling world. Rowdy was a great heel and fan favourite back in the day. He had some really amazing promos too! I know he was one of the best guys on the mic. He could still do it even when he was last on RAW. He will be missed. RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper! 😦

SummerSlam is this weekend and I will be going over to Diva’s place to watch it with her and some of her wrestling friends. It should be fun! It looks like SummerSlam is shaping up to be a good PPV. We have some great matches including The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar, John Cena vs Seth Rollins, Ryback vs The Big Show vs The Miz, Neville & Arrow vs Stardust & King Barrett and a few more matches too. I’m looking forward to this PPV. I haven’t watched a PPV since WM this year!

Last night I watched an episode of NXT. It was pretty entertaining! I was telling a friend of mine who hasn’t watch WWE in a long time that he should really check out NXT. It kinda reminds me of the time when I watched WWE Superstars and Maple Leaf Wrestling(in Canada) but with a modern twist. I like how NXT uses enhancement talents to help their performers get better. It is cool to see Kevin Owens, Finn Barlor. Samoa Joe, Tyler Breeze, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Baley and many others perform on it! This is the future and it looks really good for WWE. NXT Takeover is tonight and the main event is Kevin Owens vs Finn Barlor in a Ladder Match for the NXT Championship. The second main event is Sasha Banks vs Baley for the Woman’s Championship. It should be a great special. Plus Jushin Thunder Liger is going to be part of it too! He’s a big talent from Japan!

In other news Hulk Hogan got into a lot of hot water. There was some audio which was released with him saying some not so nice things. It pretty much got him fired from WWE right away. It sucks that this happened but Hogan should of known better. This audio he knew was out there and he knew it was going to be bad. He should of dealt with it earlier instead of the way it went down. I don’t know if he will ever learn.

There hasn’t really been a lot of news besides the things I mentioned above. Which is kinda weird when you consider this is the wrestling business! There should be more news.

I haven’t been to a live event in a long time. I think next time WWE is close by I will check out a show. Maybe Diva would like to go with me? Or I could find someone else to go! Haha We shall see! Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy SummerSlam if you’re going to watch it and have a great month and the rest of the summer! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 or e-mail at gl.club17@gmail.com

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

What’s up, Warriors?

Yep, your friendly neighborhood Sarge is back after taking a powder for the Battleground edition of the Fatal 4-Way. First off, I want to apologize to all my fans….my troops out there in internet land. Whether you missed me, or not….whether you even gave half a shit that I was writing last month, or not…I just want to let you know that I appreciate you all. You aren’t just loyal readers of this column. You are friends. Hell, I might even go so far as to consider you family. We’ve been doing this blog since 2006, and all our success and growth lies completely on all of you, our readers. If nobody cared to come out here and see what the team has to say, or maybe take a look simply to see how far one of us might go to get a reaction…this blog would have been a rather short-lived product. Thankfully, we are still going strong as ever in 2015. Nearly 9 years later and we are still doing this. If you are reading this, then you are part of why we continue to produce our articles and fuse them into this quadruple threat of awesomeness for you each and every weekend when WWE holds a PPV.

You see, it’s the people in life that truly make an impact. They can make one’s life feel completely worthwhile, or like a living nightmare. The people in one’s life can make or break every hour of every damn day, if you think about it. This idea is why I had to take our last edition off. I chose to be absent and not contribute because I was working through some excruciating shit that was making my life a very dark and troubling place.

Brace yourselves….The Sarge is about to get real for a minute!

I can’t pinpoint exactly when things took the turn that they did, but I basically woke up one day and decided that I could not be around people anymore. Working in a retail environment at the time, this became extremely problematic. I was uncomfortable dealing with customers, and I was afraid that as it got worse, people would be able to see it in my face. I did not need to be feeling the way I did and try to maintain a fake sense of positivity for the sake of keeping others at ease while in my presence. I was getting angry more easily. I was becoming more stern and unnecessarily hostile toward my wife and kids. I honestly felt as though the person who I was inside my head was not the same as the one people saw on the outside. I knew I could not go on like that much longer. I had to get my head on straight again, and that meant some drastic measures had to be taken. The day after I came to this realization, I walked right into my work and told my boss that I needed to quit immediately. No two-week notice. I was just DONE! He totally understood and let me go with no hard feelings. I was shaking as I spoke to him. I could tell my hands were quivering as I gestured when I spoke. My voice was trembling. This was absolutely NOT “me”. Not one bit, and it had me scared that something was wrong on a level that I could not come back from. Quitting my job was the first step, but it was one I had to take. Wherever this bad place was that I was currently in, I had to find a way to make it back to who I really am, no matter how difficult the journey.

The following few days after that were very rough and disturbing for me. My wife was preoccupied with a garage sale in our basement, so I was left to tend to our two kids. I love these little people beyond life itself, but you would never believe that if you saw and heard the way I was treating them. My head was so messed up, and my soul had become so injured that I did nothing but yell and punish both of them the whole time. I sent them to their rooms. I flew off the handle for the smallest things. I shoved them, pulled them, shouted at the top of my lungs at them. I made them bawl their little eyes out and I know they saw me not as their loving Daddy, but as some kind of monster. I knew this in my heart, and even as rabid and furious as I felt in my head, my heart was being crushed by the way I was acting toward my family and friends. Part of me didn’t care, but the other part wouldn’t let me stop caring. I am a man who has not shed a single tear since I was eight years old, and I did not cry even under all that stress, though I felt very close to breaking down almost every day while this was going on.

Naturally, my wife could sense that something was wrong in all the commotion that was going on above her head while she was in the basement doing the sale. She had to have heard the kids carrying on and the doors slamming, and my cursing and yelling. She got me one-on-one after all this had happened, and she showed me first and foremost that she cared. She hated seeing me in such a bad state, and she was genuinely worried. She was upset by the way our children’s conduct toward me had changed so drastically in just a few days. I am sure they were both so confused and hurt by everything that was going on. It killed me inside to think that my own children may possibly love me less, if at all anymore after the way I had let my anger get the better of me. I seriously felt like something in my head had snapped, and now my own family (the people I love so much I wish I had two hearts just to contain it all) were feeling the ill effects of my outward hostility. I knew something had to change, and it needed to happen fast. It needed to happen….period! I could not live my life feeling like that. Yes, I did consider ending my life during that time. It became like a tug of war inside my head. One moment, it felt so right to just remove myself from all the shit was affecting me, but then my conscience would intervene and talk me out of it. Every time, it got harder to come back to reality and accept that my life is important to so many more people than just me. If I had taken my life, I would have selfishly taken myself away from a wife and two kids who need me more than I may ever know. A family who loves me beyond all reason. The more I came to think of these kinds of things, that battle within my mind only got more difficult. My negative side had me thinking that all that “love” bullshit about my family was all a bunch of crap and lies, but I had some fiber of my being that kept me sane enough to cast those notions aside and avoid anything tragic to occur. Needless to say, this all made my family very uncomfortable. As a way to give everyone some time to regroup and get our heads right, my wife took the kids and went on a road trip for a few days, while I was left to stay home and have some time to search my soul and get my shit straight, for everyone’s sake. I also went back to taking my depression meds again. The little “vacation” did us all some good, and my family was happy to see me when they got back. I heard that my kids were asking about me almost the whole trip, and they really did miss me. It meant a lot to hear that, knowing the abominable way I acted toward them. It did my heart a lot of good, and it made seeing them again after the trip that much more special.

It took nearly the entire four days of “alone time” to fully come to terms with how I was feeling and to understand how to get myself back to “normal” again. I made the best use of my time and it was all very good for my soul. I spent the time healing from the inside out, taking my meds and trying to find my center. It was almost a night and day difference once everything began to click again, and that was a very welcome feeling!

So, here we are a month or so later, and things are still holding together well. I still have no idea how I managed to descend into that bad place, but I am relieved to have been able to get back to my old self again.

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Alright, everyone. Sorry for being such a downer, but I had to get that off my chest. Please don’t be concerned with my well-being. I have made a full recovery from everything that was causing me so much distress. Let’s all just take this time to move on from this, and enjoy the things in life that truly matter. Watch SummerSlam! Have a great time! Don’t worry your little heads about old Sarge over here. He’ll be just fine! You have my word on that, everyone. I’m good, guys. It’s all good now. I appreciate you all for allowing me this time to speak from my heart.

In case you missed it, I promise there will be more poop jokes next time. You’re welcome!

Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: The panic begins with the first one to say ‘Calm down!’

 

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SummerSlam

Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-WWE Intercontinental Championship; Triple Threat:

  1. Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

Cesaro vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

  1. The Prime Time Players vs. New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Team Paige, Charlotte & Becky Lynch vs. Team B.A.D. vs. Team Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Team PCB

Diva’s Prediction: Team PCB (even though deep down I think it’ll be Team Bella)

The Game’s Prediction: Team PCB

King Greg’s Prediction: Team PCB

Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Erick Rowen)

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Dean Ambrose)

Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell vs. Stardust & Cosmic King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

Diva’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

The Game’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Heavyweight Championship & WWE United States Championship; Winner Takes All:

WHC) Seth Rollins vs. U.S.C) John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John “Fucking” Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, see you next month for whatever the hell pay-per-view it is. Lol!! Cheers! Enjoy the rest of summer (what’s left of it anyways).

 

WWE Battleground and NXT Diva Take Over?


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We are one short this week, but I’m sure Sarge will be back in time for SummerSlam. He’s on vaccation from the cyber world. But trust that he will be back with his boot camp so you suckers better be ready for an ass whoopin’ when he does. He did stop by to deliver his WWE Battleground Predictions.

Lets roll the footage monkey’s…

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Hello there my fellow royal readers and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts. First off I would like to say I’m sorry for not posting an article last month. I know you the readers were looking forward to a bloody good article! Well I had a few issues with my bloody computer and I also wasn’t bloody feeling that well either. But now I feel better and my computer is working better too! Onto my thoughts for this month!

So many things have happened since I last wrote. Both John Cena and Kevin Owens each have a win(in their feud). Now they are facing each other once again this Sunday at Battle Ground(what a lame name for a PPV). I’m hoping Kevin ends up winning since he lost his NXT World Championship. That way he can become the new US Champion! But I have to admit these open challenges which John Cena has been doing have been actually entertaining and fun to watch. He recently had two matches with Cesaro and they were really great! I know a lot of people were talking about it online! But I do believe it is John’s turn to drop the US title at Battle Ground.

The Main Event for Battle Ground is going to be WWE Heavyweight Championship match Seth Rollins(c) VS Brock Lesner. I don’t see Lesner winning this match. I have a feeling Seth will keep the championship for now. But this match should be pretty awesome! Both guys are very entertaining in their own way and I can’t wait to see these two go at it! 🙂

One match that won’t be happening at WWE Battle Ground now is The Miz VS Ryback VS Big Show for the IC Championship. Ryback is in the hospital with a Straft infection in his knee. That’s a pretty serious injury! So he will be out for a few weeks more than likely! I imagine they will have the match later this month or at Summer Slam. We shall see!

I just watched the new Divas who have came up from NXT to join the WWE Roster. Can I just say thank goodness they are here now! Maybe Women wrestling will be actually fun to watch! I hope so! It is good to see Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte. These ladies will make the Diva’s division so much better! See good things come from this! 😀

Another match that will be happening this Sunday will be Randy Orton VS Mr Money In The Bank Sheamus. This should be a pretty fun match! I think Sheamus needs the win here so he can look good when he cashes in his MITB contract. I could see Sheamus doing it very soon! I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it at Summer Slam. That would be interesting if that happened.

I saw a youtube video of CM Punk working out with other UFC fighters. He seems really into it and I can’t wait to see his fight match in UFC. I think Diva and I should have a party when it happens? I think it would be cool to see how he does in it. I mean UFC is huge and they mean business. Do you guys think Punk can do it?

I haven’t watched any Tough Enough and I have no interest in watching it. I think Diva is watching it. I’m sure she will report about it if she is watching it? Lol

Anyway I’m finish for this month my Royal Readers! I will talk to you later! See ya!

You can reach me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

The Game

BREAKING NEWS: Aldo OUT of 189 Mendes Replacing vs McGregor UFC 189: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmtmiY6unc

My UFC 189 picks and thoughts NXT TakeOver in Brooklyn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9f6Vz15r9c

Results for UFC 189 and UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unw9RA4Ah70

NXT Divas TakeOver RAW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bcvNIHl194

The Skirt Sheet

I’m just going to jump in this, so I’m shutting it and getting to bidness…

I’ve been so out of wrestling the past few weeks. Between moving and dealing with River, who is a lot more active and vocal, I just haven’t had a moment to really enjoy things. I’m so behind on NXT that I barely know what’s going on. Tough Enough is pretty much the same crap shoot it was a few years ago. None of these people scream WWE Superstar to me. There is nobody I’m rooting for. I’m still watching it, because it’s the summer and there really isn’t much else on.

I’ve been watching the episodes of Swerved, and laughing my ass off at some of the gags. This week R-Truth dressed up as BAE (Bad Ass Elephant) and stood in the hallway backstage at a WWE event and scared random people. One of those people he TRIED to scare was Naomi, who just turned around and kicked him in the junk. I think I laughed my ass off for about two minutes. The other one I laughed at was this one…

http://www.wwe.com/videos/wwe-network-swerved-are-you-pranking-me-preview-27632037

Just a shout out to who ever booked the Diva’s segment on RAW this week. Good job. First interesting Diva’s segment in a long time. I like to attribute that to Paige and the NXT Diva’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Seriously, the crowd was even chanting “This is Awesome!” It was truly well done and I’m actually excited about the division. I’m just hoping they don’t fuck it up by adding Eva Marie somewhere.

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This domination by the NXT Diva’s (left to right: Charlotte, Becky Lynch and NXT Women’s Champ, Sasha Banks, locking in submissions on Team Bella; Alicia Fox, Brie Bella and WWE Diva’s Champ, Nikki Bella). If you want to see what actually went down and check out the NXT Diva’s in action… http://www.wwe.com/videos/nxt-divas-emerge-to-challenge-team-bella-raw-july-13-2015-27650619

I have so much more high hopes from the Diva’s from NXT. They seem to be far more experienced in the ring then most of the WWE’s current Diva’s roster. People like the Bella’s, Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, Layla, and anyone who isn’t Paige, Naomi, Tamina and Natalya, need to really take notice and learn to wrestle at a level higher then they are currently. Once Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks become regulars on the main roster, things are going to change and actually have the potential to make the Diva’s division matter. My only concern is that they will be told to tone it down in order for the Bella’s and other useless diva’s to keep up and not look like complete crap. It’s the same thing that has happened to the current NXT male superstars who have come. They’ve toned it down in order to make the WWE’s main superstars look good. It’s sad really. It’s a precedent that was set when Rey Mysterio joined WWE and was asked to keep the high flying moves limited as it was obvious that half the roster had no clue how to take them offensively.

However, if the NXT diva’s and the stronger diva’s on the current WWE roster, keep up the quality that they have been known to work at, then I’m going to go out on a limb to say that we are about the enter an era of diva’s work similar to that of the early 2000’s with Trish Stratus, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, Jacqueline, etc.. I guess like every period in wrestling, there is a down time. There’s been suck a down time in the Diva’s division that since Total Diva’s began airing, I’ve noticed improvements in the Bella Twins and other diva’s who are featured on the show. I guess because the outside spotlight is starting to shine in on the diva’s division, that they couldn’t have the stars of their reality show look like shit in the ring. It’s worked as a great way to motivate the talent.

Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch aside, the other diva’s on NXT have their work cut out for them. There is of course the ever loveable, Bailey. Who is probably the ultimate under dog and baby face. There is Alexa Bliss, who has yet to do anything note worthy, and Carmella, who basically has one of the catchiest catch phrases but that’s about it. Emma, who’s short lived push on the main roster fizzled when she shoplifted from a walmart last year. Then there is Dana Brooke. I’ve not seen such low quality in a diva’s in-ring work since Christy Hemme’s WWE run. Brooke is HORRIBLE!!!

For once I’m excited. So we shall see how long this excitement lasts.

Cesaro is working his hairy ass off. I give the guy credit, he’s a hell of a wrestler and really took it to John Cena nearly two weeks ago on RAW. That was one of Cena’s best matches and he should really thank Cesaro for carrying him. I still have no use for Cena. I think a fish stuck on a pile of sand is more useful then Cena.

Can we not discuss the Tokyo show of the WWE? The worst match on there, was Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston. It’s not a dig at either guys, it’s the booking of the match. Kofi being billed as his opponent, didn’t stand a bloody chance. You knew the ending right away. Perfect example of a squash match. Match of the night is tied between Chris Jericho vs. Neville and Kevin Owens defending the NXT Championship against Finn Balor. It wasn’t a surprise that Balor would go over, considering how they were hyping him up the weeks leading up to the live event in Tokyo. Nevertheless, it was a steller match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqFSL3ROxw

Having Jericho and Neville face off as the curtain jerkers was a great start to otherwise a mediocre event. The match wasn’t as predictable as Balor vs. Owens, as either guy could have won. The match was fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMl9e6eXDr8

I think that’s about it for me this month. I have a lot of work to do as my niece, Kaitlyn, and nephew, Evan, are coming for a visit this coming Tuesday. So with that, Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Battleground

Kick-off Show: -Battle for the Crown: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarges’ Prediction: King Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarges’ Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Tag Team Chamionship: C)The Prime Time Players vs. The New Day

Sarges’ Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarges’ Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarges’ Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Championship: C) Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarges’ Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, we will see you in a month for Summer Slam. I hear some pretty impressive rumours are going around and they involve Stephen Amel from Arrow, and another one about The Undertaker…. So doncha dare miss it!

Saying Good-Bye to a legend and Money In The Bank Predictions


In Memory of

Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels

October 12, 1945 – June 11, 2015

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I know I can speak for all of us here at the Fatal 4-Way, that we are shocked and saddened by the loss of a legend.

Dusty Rhodes built a legacy that didn’t just make in impact in the WWF/E, but in NWA, WCW and other promotions in the United States. He was globally recognized, and loved by many. He wasn’t just respected by wrestling fans around the world, but by his peers in the wrestling business. Rhodes helped younger talent learn the business as he recently worked down at the WWE training facility in Orlando, as well as was a major part of NXT’s success. He always had a zest for life in the ring, and could bring down the house. From cowboy hats and denim to polka dots, Dusty was always Dusty. Father of two well-known superstars, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was a hard working American man, who may have put his job above family at times, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t working for their futures. I know that he will be missed by everyone who ever knew him, whether on a personal level, or as a fan who watched him and grew up with him on their television. Even if you weren’t a full-blown fan of Dusty Rhodes, you can’t help but respect the American Dream. With that I would like to say, Thank-You Dusty and Rest In Peace!

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The Game

R.I.P. Dusty Rhodes (1945-2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ahfa1SP3Hw

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All apologies as King Greg is absent this week. He has some royal business to attend to in his kingdom. He will return to his royal duties in the next edition of the Fatal 4-Way. However, he would like to extend his thoughts to the Runnels family, as they have lost a husband and father. King Greg would also like to say thank-you to Dusty Rhodes for his impact on the wrestling business and hard-work in the ring. Rest In Peace American Dream!

Feel free to get in touch with King Greg; Here’s how: @blitz101 or e-mail him at gl.club17@gmail.com he’d love to hear from you!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

How’s it hanging, heroes?

Well, here we are again. It’s PPV weekend, and that means it’s time for another installment of The Fatal 4-Way….and Sarge’s Boot Camp! Your favorite, and mine as well.

I’m not going to linger for too long on this, mostly because I am not good with the sad stuff, but I want to offer my condolences to the Runnels family on behalf of the Fatal 4-Way team on the passing of “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. I have to admit, I was taken a bit off guard when I came home from work and opened Facebook. News of Dusty’s passing was on the top of the trending headlines section. It’s always crushing when a legend leaves us too soon. It makes me wish that these great men and women truly were immortal, but that is why we have our fond memories that can last long after these people have departed from our lives. Their souls and their memories will live on through the family, friends and fans across the globe that held them most dear.

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I don’t have much to talk about in regards to the actual Money In The Bank PPV this Sunday. I have already spoken in previous weeks about “Mr. Chicken Shit” Seth Rollins and how he can’t win a match on his own. It’s nice to see him being completely alienated by The Authority now, and being forced to take on Dean Ambrose by himself. I even chose Ambrose to go over Rollins in the main event, not because I think Seth is going to lose on principle or because he has no one to interfere. I just believe that Dean Ambrose’s star has been rising so fast since Payback that he is destined to hold the title in the very near future (and not like he has been, though it has been fun to see him having a good time at Rollins’ expense).

Naturally, this means I have doomed Dean Ambrose to failure because my predictions seem to always backfire. My track record since we started doing them has been “less than stellar”, to put it nicely. I flat out SUCK! There’s no sugar coating it, people. I seem to overthink things a lot of them time, or get taken in by that “perfect world” mindset and predict who I want to win rather than taking everything that has happened to that point into consideration and making a more “educated” call.

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So, it appears they are holding another Tough Enough competition, and I was happy to hear that WWE is putting on the USA Network and not just on the WWE Network. I was afraid I was going to miss the train wreck! Ha ha ha haa… I enjoyed the last season of TE because it was just so bad and painful to watch. Keep in mind, the last season of Tough Enough is where we met Cameron. She was Ariane back then, and got voted off on the very first episode because, well……she sucked the massive donkey sack! She still got a job in WWE, though. Yet another case of the actual winner vanishing into obscurity and the losers getting the reward in the end. It happens all the time in the “reality” competition world. Tough Enough is no different.

That’s the key word here. “Different”. Being “different” is what WWE needs to look for in its contestants. Sadly, most (if not all) of the truly unique and interesting applicants have already been tossed aside before even being given a chance. Sure, somebody jumping on YouTube in full face paint and acting like an idiot might not seem worthy of a WWE contract, but in hindsight, it could very well be exactly what WWE needs to bring in new fans and viewers. The problem with the “talent” in WWE these days is that 90% of them are “cookie cutter” performers and not all that interesting to watch every week. They grow stale very quickly, and only a few stand-outs have managed to rise above the doldrums and become the ones to keep an eye on. Most of these are the truly solid performers such as Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett and Neville. Others have gotten by with a gimmick that people have found easy to buy into, like The New Day playing into the wrestling fan’s innate love of cheering that someone sucks. By screaming at the top of your lungs that someone else sucks, it makes you feel better about yourself. Thus, The New Day is capitalizing on this backwards sense of positivity they preach by actually instilling it within the people who cheer to cut them down! It’s genius.

Genius” is not what I call the WWE product as a whole lately, and it’s because of these mildly enthralling personas that make it all feel like something we’ve already seen a million times. WWE has fallen into this tunnel vision syndrome where they think the way they are doing things is the best way. Millions of fans would think not, including me. It’s this lack of vision that has caused The Ascension to be tag champs in NXT, but become instant failures on the main roster. Why? Because they are “different”, and that seems not to fly anymore in today’s WWE.

My point? Don’t worry. I’m getting there. Most of what I saw from the clips they showed of the Tough Enough applicant videos were guys showing off their muscles and nearly naked women showing off their asses and tits. This is talent? Oh look! A big, jacked dude lifting weights and saying he’s the best. Really? A chick in a dental floss bikini saying she is what the Divas division needs? What WWE needs is exactly the opposite of what these people are offering up. WWE needs to give a chance to someone who doesn’t fit the mold. Somebody who looks “different”. Who acts “different”. We see big muscular guys and former swimsuit models all the time. How about extending the opportunity to someone who can actually bring WWE back to the day when athleticism meant more than looks? Hire guys to be the next John Morrison, or even the next Boogeyman. Both of them were unique, talented and stood apart from the crowd because of that difference factor. They got people excited. They got people to take notice. Even if these unique individuals don’t make it to the Tough Enough finale, don’t write them off entirely. As the saying goes, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”. Not meaning to say all the cast-offs are “trash” by any means, but if they weren’t given a fair shake simply based on their appearances or way of carrying themselves, then the true fault in all of this lies within WWE itself, and its narrow-minded selection process. By looking for the next person to fill the image of what they imagine to be the “ideal” WWE superstar or Diva, WWE is failing to see what really works in the world of “Entertainment”. The ability to “entertain”. The ability to keep one’s interest. With all the ADHD suffering people in the world today, it takes that special “something” to make them sit up and look away from the iPhone or to put that next selfie on hold until the next commercial break.

I’m going to keep a close eye on this season of Tough Enough even though I have a bad feeling that everything I have said is going to actually happen. The winner will be the one with the biggest boobs, biggest biceps, biggest ego….or any combination of the three. Any apparent in-ring capability will come from having worked with the trainers and coaches, and will not come from something they had in their blood from day one. It will all come down to who has the greatest desire to claim their 15 minutes of fame before being released a couple months later while we see a few of the also-rans trickle into NXT or be seen on RAW or SmackDown as an extra backstage, or even a Rosebud at some point.

Did that make sense to you at all? I hope so.

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I have to say I am loving this feud between John Cena and Kevin Owens. Now, I don’t want to take credit for anything, but Kevin Owens is doing and saying all the things I would have if I was ever allowed to be in the WWE. Think waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back to the very first edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp. Back to November 2006….in my very first article written for this blog. What was I doing? I used my first Boot Camp as a platform to shred Cena’s movie “The Marine”. From day one, The Sarge has been forging toward victory with his own personal one-man anti-Cena movement. Dare I imagine that Kevn Owens actually is a fan of mine? All in my imagination, no doubt….but I do have a very vivid imagination! Owens calling Cena out on all his bullshit is a joy to see, honestly. Sure, Cena has faced adversity at every turn in his career. People have lined up to try and take down “the man” but very few have tried to cut Cena down by down-playing his set of personal values. Nothing brings a man to ruin quite like undermining the very mantra by which he lives his life. When you take away a man’s beliefs, and get others to see through them, you create a shell of that man that is much more easily dissected.

Kevin Owens……The Sarge salutes you!

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Before I take a powder until the next PPV, let me leave you with this. We recently rented the Scooby Doo WrestleMania cartoon for my kids to watch. They both have become addicted to it. That’s cool and all, but now my son (who has had very limite exposure to the WWE product) now thinks that the cartoon is how WWE really is. He thinks there is really a “WWE City” and all the crazy things in that episode can really happen. I admit, I enjoyed the cartoon myself, but I really think I need to get Kaden spun up on how WWE really is. I want to take him to a live show at some point in the near future, but he doesn’t care for loud noises (like the pyro) and the only upcoming show in our area starts when he is normally in bed already. I want his experience to be positive instead of a battle inside his head trying to stay awake while being bombarded by loud explosions and music and people all around him screaming like lunatics. It might scare him right out of the arena!

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One last thing before I go. I know she doesn’t read these, but I want to thank my wife for being patient and understanding enough to have taken the kids out for a few hours today while I wrap this article up. My work schedule toward the end of this week had me working nights over the time when I would normally sit down and do this article. I was not about to sit out here after coming home from a long night at work and try to form something coherent after being up all day and being worn out enough already. My only other hope to put out something worthy of my troopers was to try and get this thing done while I had time during the day. My wife gathered the little ones up, loaded them into the car and took them into town for breakfast and a quick run through Walmart. Good times!

They just got home a few minutes ago, and I am right at the end of this edition. Perfect timing! So with that said….mission accomplished, everyone.

Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Don’t worry if “Plan A” fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

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The Skirt Sheet

What a sad way to start off a wicked awesome pay-per-view weekend. I’m sure we are all completely shocked at the sudden passing of Hall of Famer, Dusty Rhodes. As of my writing, no idea what happened or the cause of death. I send my sympathies to the Rhodes family.

I’ve never been a fan of Dusty Rhodes, but I have always respected what he has done for the business. This man lived this business through and through. He raised two sons who would become amazing WWE superstars in their own rite, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels, and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was one of the few people who knew how to book matches and train up and coming talent. He was no stranger to promoting the business. All I can say is, this is truly a shock and huge hit to the future of wrestling. I feel sorry for the new fans and new talent who won’t get to experience what Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels can do for this business. Rest In Peace Dusty!!

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I had something completely different planned for this edition of The Skirt Sheet, but I feel a bit lost. My daughter, partner and I are moving in two weeks and I’ve beens so busy as of late. We get the keys to our new house this Friday, and then we will go in to clean and paint before moving. I’ve had little else on my mind other than my daughter, who just turned 4 months old this past Thursday, this move and my fight for Kiska, Canada’s only captive orca. We lost our initial fight while winning the fact that there will never be any other orca’s in captivity in Ontario. We just recently learned that a federal bill is being presented that will ban the acquisition and breeding of ALL whales, dolphins and porpoises in ALL of Canada. This is what we’ve worked so hard for. However, it doesn’t help the current cetaceans who are being held captive. Vancouver Aquarium and Marineland in Ontario are the only two abusement parks that will be affected by this federal ban, providing we can get this federal bill passed. Our fight isn’t over.

Oh hey, see, removing myself from the loss of a legend and do some general chit-chat, helped me remember a few things I want to talk about. Shall we do this in point form? Yes I do believe that’s a fantastic idea.

1- NXT’s newest Diva, Dana Brooks: She sucks! She is like a heinz 57 of other Diva’s. Fitness model like Torrie Wilson, left over ring attire of Beth Phoenix, Nattie’s colour scheme, wrestles as bad as Aksana, face like Maryse, badly bleached hair like Lana, and shoved down our throats like John Cena. Not one of WWE/NXT’s finer acquistions. I say #FAIL

 

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2- Kevin Owens: I’m torn. He’s not exactly in shape. I guess that means he’s the hero of every basement blogger, with grease stains on their wife-beaters (not that they’d ever get married or see a real life naked woman), who have a Big Gulp cup of sugary soda in one hand and a Big Mac in the other. And that’s only when one hand isn’t, yeah anyways. I’m not going to lie, I’m disappointed in this superstar. Yet I’m not. He’s not living up to the hype, but he’s still better than Cena and probably most of the current main roster superstars. That doesn’t say a hell of a lot. I’m not sure why Cena isn’t putting his United States Championship on the line. Then again, another catch 22; Cena loses that belt and we get him back in the title picture for the WWE World heavyweight championship…AGAIN! * Rolls Eyes * I’m glad to see someone new on the flagship shows, and even finally getting NXT talent visable on Pay-per-views. It definitley helps getting NXT more mainstream. They are a better show with better talent.

3- The MITB Ladder Match: So anyone remember that King Barrett was actually involved in the MITB Ladder Match this weekend, but somehow was taken out and his spot and opportunity (not that he would have won anyways), was given to Kane. I’m pretty sure I saw King Barrett in the intial line-up, and then POOF! Gone! Kane doesn’t need this spot. So instead, Barrett is faceing R-Truth on the kick-off show. Why is R-Truth even still working there? Is he even relevent? Anyways, my displeasure aside… I see Roman Reigns going over and then later on, either cashing it in on Seth Rollins or deeking him out. Making Rollins believe he’s about to lose his title.

4- Tyson Kidd: There is a nasty ass rumour going around that Tyson Kidd is severely injured. Apparently he is suffering from a spinal chord injury that happened during a dark match he had with, former TNA star, Samoa Joe. Kidd was getting some major air time tag teaming with Cesaro, after appearing regularly on the E! Show Total Diva’s with wife Natalya. This is a major set-back to his career if this rumour is true. You would think a vetern like Samoa Joe would be more careful and experienced enough to protect his in-ring partner/opponent from such an injury. As a fan of Tyson Kidd, this sucks for him and I hope he recovers quickly and without any major long term effects. Get better soon TJ!!

5- Dean Ambrose: LOVE HIM!!!! He amuses me, and he’s good in the ring. Ambrose knows how to bring the facial expressions and he is a bump king! I see BIG things in his future.

6- Stephen Amell vs. Stardust at SummerSlam: Sadly, this isn’t going to happen. Arrow’s Stephen Amell recently appeared at ringside at a recent live RAW episode. While sitting at ringside, Stardust, got into Amell’s face.

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It didn’t take long for rumours to swirl that the two were going to have a match at SummerSlam. However, Amell dispelled those rumours on his twitter account @amellywood

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I won’t lie, I’m slightly disappointed in this. Who wouldn’t want to see Arrow fighting Stardust? Or just seeing Arrow, in those tight green leather pants, holding his bow in his hands. Hang on a minute……………………

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OK, I’m good.

And I think on this happy note, I should end this right here. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Money In The Bank

-Kick-off: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett
Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett
King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Ryback vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback
Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback
King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Day vs. Prime Time Players

Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
King Greg’s Prediction: New Day

John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-Money In The Bank Ladder Match:

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton vs. Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Sheamus vs. Neville

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige
Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella
King Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Ladder match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins (maybe Reigns cash in)

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this edition. Hope you enjoy Money In The Bank. It’s one of my favourite concepts. The pay-per-view is no different. This time we have a quote to end this edition. Ciao peeps and enjoy the summer.

You tread carefully @StardustWWE—Or I’ll be back.”

-Stephen Amell via Twitter @amellywood

WWE Payback 2015 and so much more


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It seems just like yesterday that we were here, giving you the low-down. I feel there has been a shift in the force of the Fatal 4-Way blog. I wonder what it might be?

The Skirt Sheet

Welcome back. I can’t believe Payback is so close to Extreme Rules. I actually almost missed this months pay-per-view all together. My near-tardiness aside, it’s time I shut it and get to bidness.

So I want to thrust out there my theory on the main event of Payback. The fatal 4-Way containing all former members of The Shield vs. Randy Orton. Of course The Shield memebers are not fighting together, but seperately. Or are they?

Hear me out. Ever since the surprise break-up of The Shield and how it went down, I’ve always had this feeling that one of the most historic and legendary stables in wrestling isn’t over. If I was booking it, I would do exactly what they’ve done so far. Make Seth Rollins join The Authority, and then use that power to get him the WWE Championship, while making it look like he hates Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns (and vice-versa). For nearly a year this goes on, and people no longer hope that The Shield will get back together. Then at Payback, all that changes. They attack Randy Orton, and then the go after J&J Security, and Kane. Then hunt Triple H and Stephanie. It would be the ultimate way to take over the WWE. Something WWE failed to allow the original NEXUS to do. Anyways, my theory is that they are all still secretly working together, to slowly take down The Authority. All that sounded better in my head the few days they actually broke up, lol.

Recently I’ve engaged in a debate about the use of Sami Zayn on RAW two weeks ago. They did with him, what I thought they should have done with Neville originally. However, I would have had him beat John Cena, or have Rusev cause a disqualification. Having Zayn go over would have been a swerve that could have really thrown people through a loop and it wouldn’t have been as predictable. Something fresher. Oh well. The WWE is notrious for not doing anything out of the norm.

I find it funny that WWE did what I originally thought they should have done with Neville by having him come out and challenge Cena. He even went over via disqualification. Which is decent booking. However should have been done on the first night of his debut.

I’ve been so busy that I’m actually going to keep this super short. Between looking and buying a house, dealing with my super wiggly 3-month old, and the opening day protest/demo at Marineland, I’ve been super busy. My friend who is a trained animal investigator, and who is leading the charge on helping Kiska. What she found was this;

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This is Zeus. He’s a full-grown male walrus at Marineland in Ontario Canada. Last year we were concerned about his weight as he was thinner than Apolo, the other male walrus. This is worse. He’s sickly small. You are not suppose to see the bones of a walrus, and here you can see Zeus’ shoulders. He’s too small for a male walrus, and even too small to be a female. This here is the height of animal cruelty. I know it’s not wrestling related but I found that I just had to say something. These pictures are disturbing, and this needs to be stopped. The OSPCA and the Canadian government has ignored us before, but they can’t possibly ignore this.

So I’m out to fight the good fight. Now we have three animals to focus on. Kiska, Smooshi and now Zeus. We are still making sure that the best will happen for all the animals imprisoned at Marineland, but these are the onese that need us now! Until Next month, Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Extreme Rules Highlights,Jon Jones’ status for UFC 187: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvg5GEVSlgI

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Well, look what the cat dragged in. Good to see another packed house here in the old Boot Camp, and I am sure you are all just chomping at the bit to get things rolling. That’s what I like about my troops. It’s always hard to tell whether you are simply loyal and on the same page with me, or if you are all huge gluttons for punishment.

Let me set it straight from the beginning. I have a feeling this WWE Payback edition of the Boot Camp is going to be fairly short. I don’t have a lot on my mind, and too many topics have been done to death. I am not one to continue to beat the proverbial dead horse, and no, I am not making a masturbation joke here. I wish I was. Actually, that is kind of funny. I’ll take credit for that.

What do ya say we just hit the ground and run with this bitch? You ready? Better be, cupcake.

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Let me go on record right now and say that I am deathly sick and tired of The Authority. I am sick and tired of Seth Rollins and his panty waist chicken shit tactics. We just see the same things every week, and it causes the outcomes of PPV matches to be predictable, if not disappointing. Whoever is writing the scripts for these people every show must either have tunnel vision, a one track mind, no imagination, or be a huge fan of the movie ‘Groundhog Day’. I find a little too much satisfaction every time I see Seth Rollins eat an RKO or a spear these days. It’s not because the writers are being good at their jobs and making me hate Seth Rollins. They are making me hate the product in general by feeding us something that is sub-par, repetitious and an insulting waste of our time.

This whole Authority storyline has been going for over a year now, and has resulted in Seth Rollins breaking up The Shield to go on his own and becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion (with tons of outside help, of course). It needs to stop, or at least take a new direction. I say the main event at Payback is the best place to set things in motion. All three former members of The Shield are in the Fatal 4-Way match together. We all know how Seth Rollins has become unhappy with how The Authority is always making life difficult by trying to make him a better champion. He has to get fed up of all of this eventually. Maybe it could even drive him to…..once more be the “architect” and reform The Shield with Ambrose and Reigns in what would be the biggest swerve of the year, no doubt. It doesn’t have to happen at Payback, but seeds can be planted in the minds of those involved to bring about that change in the coming months….perhaps to come to a head at SummerSlam. Big things happen on the bigger PPVs, so why not SummerSlam? I guarantee the first time the fans here that familiar Shield entrance theme once again, and all three of them come down together, there won’t be a dry seat in the house!

But…..with WWE’s notoriously bad logic, all this will only happen in our minds, and instead, they will make AxelMania and Macho Mandow win the tag team titles.

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It’s nice and nostalgic for Damien Sandow to go around imitating Randy Savage, but I honestly think Jay Lethal did it better as “Black Machismo”. However, calling Sandow’s take on Savage “White Machismo” sounds a little too racist for some reason.

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As I was taking a leisurely drive down the information super-highway (or just looking through my Facebook news feed), I came across an article announcing that McDonald’s has introduced a newly reimagined version of The Hamburglar. Yet another part of my childhood has been ruthlessly murdered right in front of my eyes. This guy looks like a hipster in a bad raccoon outfit. Maybe this Hamburglar is going to steal everyone’s burgers in an effort to force us all to go vegan, or maybe he will only enjoy hamburgers ironically.

Whatever the case, as I was reading through the comments in the article where this was posted, I found two rather hilarious comparison pics that, I promise you, I did NOT make up. I can’t take credit for these, even though it does totally look like something I would have done.

One of the pics said the Hamburglar looked like Repo Man

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And if that wasn’t bad enough, there was also someone who said the Hamburglar looked like Cesaro.

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If you ask me, I think all the new Hamburglar has going for him is that he has a good chance of giving Grimace, Mayor McCheese, the Fry Guys, the Burger King, and even Ronald McDonald himself a run for their money as the creepiest, most likely to be a pedophile fast food icon of the new millennium.

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Hey, remember when I told you this was going to be short? Well, here we are. Already at the end! Would I lie to you? Of course not. The Sarge is a man of his word. Some of those words may be a bit more “colorful” than others at times, but if you want to hear any more of those, you’ll just have to wait until next time. We are not doing a blog in two weeks for the Elimination Chamber PPV, so you’re off the hook until sometime next month. Have fun, be safe and try to keep your noses clean. I know….where’s the fun in that? Hey, just make sure your ass is firmly planted right here next time the Boot Camp is open for business!

Until then, YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: I’m not short. I am just more down to Earth than other people.

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Hello there my royal readers(I mean subjects) and welcome to the 1st Edition of The Royal Thoughts by yours truly The real King of blogging about professional wrestling King Greg! That’s right, you heard right you will bloody well call me the King! Don’t be a wanker about it! Let’s get this blog going shall we!

A fortnight ago WWE RAW was held in Montreal Canada. Usually strange things happen in Montreal. Once again something did happen. It was the debut of Sami Zahn on RAW. If you haven’t heard of him he is one of the most bee knees wrestlers from NXT! He accepted that wanker John Cena’s challenge for the US Championship match. Of course before all of that happened Bret Hart made an appearance and some people thought he was going to accept Cena’s open challenge. But he was only there to introduce Sami. Of course that other wanker Health Slater had to interrupt things but Bret Hart didn’t have any of that shambles and he kicked arse against Slater and it was bye bye Slater! Sami and Cena had a great match but that damn Cena(or wanker) ended up winning his match! Bloody hell! Here’s hoping Sami will get another match up against Cena at some point in time! 🙂

So we have a Dog’s Bollocks PPV this weekend. It is call Payback! In the main event we have a Fatal 4-Way match(no you wankers it isn’t Diva vs King Greg vs Sarge Vs Steve) it is the bee knees Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. My pick for this match is Seth Rollins. So far he has been pretty good as champion! I hope he gets to be champ for a while! He deserves it! I’m kinda happy they added Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into this match. It makes it even more exciting! Isn’t it bee knees to have all three former Shield members in the main event?! I always knew those guys would be headlining a PPV together at some point! King Greg is very proud to see that happen!

Moving along I’m pretty bloody upset that Daniel Bryan has to give up his IC Championship! What a piss off! Bryan is once again injured and we don’t really know how long he is going to be out of action. I feel bad for the guy because he is such dog’s bollocks performer! I really want to see him wrestling in the ring! Plus his promos are bloody well fantastic! Let’s just hope he will back sooner rather than later!

I want to congratulate my fellow King Barrette on winning this years King of the Ring. I know he will make a great King and I’m sure he won’t disappoint the masses! Perhaps one day we will meet and we can discuss about of Kingdoms and how we have some so many servants who serve us. LOL

I have some bloody good news about TNA! Impact will be moving from Friday nights to Wednesday nights now. That’s great news for those of you who still watch the show! Is that five of you? LOL Anyway good for TNA!

But I also have some bad news from TNA it seems that wanker Jeff Hardy broke his leg while riding his bike. I actually saw the footage of it and it looks bloody well horrible! I hope he recovers and gets back in the ring when he can! He is a talented wrestler indeed!

All right my loyal readers I must end this blog for now. The King has some other things he must do! I hope you enjoy the blog and I hope you have a great long weekend! Until next time, this has been your bloody wicked King! Cheers!

PS I hope you guys enjoyed this new blog. I wanted to change things up and try something new. Let me know how you feel about it @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I love to hear from you!

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Payback

Kick-Off: Axel & Mandow vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

Diva’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

The Game’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

King Greg’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

PPV:

Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback (by DQ after reunited Wyatt family attacks)

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Neville vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville

-WWE Tag Team Championship;Best 2 out of 3 Falls: C)New Day vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: New Day

The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this month. I know we haven’t had a Quote of the Month lately, but it’s because nobody is saying anything remotely quote worthy. When they do, I’ll be on it. Cheers!

 

 

Extreme Rules Predictions & WrestleMania Fall-out!!


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We’re here!

 

 

Simple and to the point….

The Skirt Sheet

So we are in the post-WrestleMania war zone. It’s a war of pussies!! Yeah I’m none too impressed with what’s going on. But why spoil it here in my intro, when I can go bananas in the actual blog. I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

So I shall start with WrestleMania itself.

Sting vs. Triple H… For his first official match at the Show of Shows, it sure sucked giant whale dork! There really was no need for the NWO and DX to be involved. Not at WrestleMania. If they wanted to get super hokey, then they should have done so at Fastlane or this one, Extreme Rules. I think there was just too much going on in this match that was suppose to have Triple H, the cerebral assasin. Instead it was Paul Levesque defending his manhood against an old fart who people think “Still has it.” Now if that’s how Sting has always wrestled, then I can sleep soundly at night knowing that I’ve missed fuck all, all these years because he sucks. BORRRRRING!!!!!

The predictability of the Ladder Match for the Intercontinetal championship aside, since they kept pushing the fact that Daniel Bryan had never held the Intercontinental Championship. The match was great. They did a phenomnal job.

The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt…Again, we all had to have known that ‘Taker was going to win this one to make up for last years bull shit ending. I don’t think the WWE wanted to risk a possible riot if Wyatt was scheduled to go over. It wasn’t a bad match, but it wasn’t the best. Undertaker looked good, but was showing his age in his speed. He’s gotta be getting close to being done. The match lacked emotion, as the build up was one sided, and left to Bray. On that alone, Wyatt actually deserved to go over.

As much as I hate Brock Lesnar, and didn’t have high hopes for his match against Roman Reigns, this would have been match of the night. WOULD HAVE BEEN!!! See this is where it becomes a catch 22. Reigns and Lesnar put on one hell of a brutal fight. I mean we were all sitting here questioning whether or not they were stiffing each other (and I don’t mean in a gay-porn kind of way). It was fantastic. We were actually into this match. Reigns proved he can roll with the big boys. He can roll but can he hang? Then the WWE had Seth Rollins cash in his Money In The Bank contract. Which was a great idea. To have him cash it in in the middle of a match and making it a triple threat. Also, showing smarts how he’s also the only one to be smart enough to cash it in at Wrestle-Fucking-Mania!! So that’s your catch 22. Great plan for Rollins…but not needed for Lesnar and Reigns.

I’m giving match of the night at WrestleMania 31 to The WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match, despite the catch 22. It was far from a horrible match, the cashing in, just wasn’t needed. It worked, but wasn’t needed.

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The night after WrestleMania wasn’t as impressive as the last couple of years. We saw the emergence of the Lucha Dragons, and Adrian Neville from NXT. The Dragons looked great, but they already fucked up with Neville. I’m not just being bias, because I’m a Neville fan. I love that dude. But they had this amazing opportunity to push him, and they done and fucked it up.

So here’s what they SHOULD have done with Neville… John Cena was issuing an open challenge to anyone who wanted a shot at his newly won United States Championship. He was in the ring barking away about how he will face anybody, at anytime. Neville should have come out and challenged Cena, and one of two things could have happened… 1) Neville beat Cena to become the United States Champion, pushing him forward into a career that will be impressive, or 2) Rusev comes out, costing Neville the match, not hurting either Cena or Neville.

What they DID do with Neville was have him interrupt Curtis Axel and beat him in a so-so match. Then the following week had Neville face the WWE World heavyweight champion, Seth Rollins, in a damn solid match, but Neville lost (which was going to be an obvious outcome).

Now ask yourself, which scenario would have been better?

Because of the baby, I’ve missed a months worth of NXT. It’s too hard to get it downloaded. I want to get back into it. So I’ll have to download the past few weeks so I know what’s going on.

Speaking of NXT, I’m stoked because I got the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Sami Zayn, and also the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Paige from Ringside Collectibles. I regret not getting Emma.

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I also got the Wade Barrett the other day from the same series as Paige.

Anyways, motherhood is keeping me busy, but my little one is getting big. She’ll be 3 months on May 11th.

I also have to talk about what an amazing visit I had with Sarge and his family. They came up here and spent some time with both myself and Bad News Greg. We had a great time in Niagara Falls; thanks to Greg we got to see the falls from the Observation deck at the Skylon Tower, and then Sarge and his wife, Heather (the originator of Lambhead Guy in reference to Erick Rowan), treated us all to dinner at the Rainforest Cafe. It was a lovely day. We only with The Game was able to join us. It just wasn’t in the cards this time around. Next time for sure.

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With this I shall leave you for another month. Ciao people. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Hey-o everyone! Time to make the donuts!

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Really? Did you all seriously believe that was how I greet my troops in the opening to these things? Hell no! I was just screwing with you. Get a grip. This is Sarge’s Boot Camp, for fuck sake! This ain’t no Hello Kitty tickle fight pajama party.

No, the Hello Kitty tickle fight sounds like something that should be taking place at WWE Extreme Rules. Has to be better than the “Kiss Me Arse” match. Who in the world thought that was a good idea. The only way a match ending in someone kissing someone else’s ass (excuse me…..”arse”) is if Vince McMahon himself struts down and drops trow in front of the world. That would be a throwback to the good old Attitude Era, not whatever they call the shit that’s happening in today’s WWE. It’s less of an era and more of an “error”, if you ask me. The only reason WWE is not failing against companies like TNA is because of their money. Maybe TNA could be a bigger threat to WWE if they could happen to be able to afford to pay their own employees on a regular basis. Word is some of TNA’s staff have been getting stiffed on payday lately, which is sad. Just really, really fucking sad. No other words for that kind of shit.

In fact, TNA has me scratching my head a lot in the past year or so. When they did their shows from the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida, things were great. They crowd was into it. The production values were “alright”. It seemed like they had at least 8 out of 10 of their ducks in a row before the cameras rolled. Now, since they moved from Spike to Destination America, not so much. The arenas are mostly dark. The fans are not as loud, but that could be due to the shows taking place in smaller, or less populated arenas. Can’t speak to that for sure. Since moving to Destination America, TNA’s ratings have taken a nose dive. More good news for the “weaker” product WWE shills out to its consumers. I even feel bad for the commentators on Impact Wrestling. Gone is the ringside table, and now, the commentators are stuffed in some back office of the arena where they sit in a cubicle and talk about the action in the ring while watching it on monitors.

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One thing TNA does do very well is showcase their female competitors. TNA doesn’t need to shove their women down everyone’s throat with some shitty reality show. What they did this week on Impact Wrestling was absolutely perfect, and it’s something WWE would never even consider. This week’s episode of Impact Wrestling was nothing but Knockouts for the whole show! An entire 2-hour show dedicated to the women of Impact. Pardon the pun, but it was a thing of beauty, and something that you will never see from WWE. It’s true that WWE doesn’t give two shits about the Divas. At the end of the day, they just don’t matter that much to the powers that be. I am starting to think that the whole ‘Total Divas’ thing is merely a bone being thrown to the Divas who are willing to take part as a way to transparently give them something to “shut them up” if they want to come forth and say how they feel unappreciated. Of course, I wouldn’t blame any of them, except maybe the Bella Twins, for stepping up and airing some grievances. Before ‘Total Divas’ was even a concept on paper, several of the Divas in past years had asked to be released due to being unhappy with their role and how they were being utilized.

Most recently, AJ Lee has “retired” from WWE, and I am sure it was due in part to being unhappy. Once again, WWE loses one of its best performers because of bullshit that they started. No doubt AJ was getting heat for being “Mrs. CM Punk”. If WWE is good at anything, it’s holding a grudge and shitting on people because of it. It’s why so many people have disappeared from the active roster over the years, and most certainly why many past superstars and/or Divas have been left out of otherwise well-deserved places in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Bottom line: you can only eat shit for so long before you get bored with the taste.

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Come to think of it, there is so much going on that gets under my skin lately……well, let me just take a moment.

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There is supposed to be no one greater in a company than its World Champion. The World Champions in WWE for the better part of a year have been nothing but a pathetic example and a fucking joke Brock Lesnar becomes champion and basically vanishes for four months at a time, leaving the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in limbo for months at a time. No title defenses at PPVs, no feuds, no heat being built up in promos. Hell, from one defense to the next, most of us all but forgot WWE even had a World Heavyweight Championship. I know I did. I don’t know how Lesnar negotiated that bullshit into his contract. The fans deserve a fighting champion. Not one who takes his belt and goes on vacation for 120 days at a pop, only defending the title when he feels like it. That’s not how wrestling works. Never has been, and never should be again! If a title cannot be defended once every 30 days, it must be vacated and a new champion decided at a later time. At WrestleMania, I was so ready for Lesnar to be beaten simply because it would mean the WWE World Heavyweight Championship would once again be defended as it should have been all along! Of course, Roman Reigns didn’t get the job done. It was Seth Rollins. As long as it wasn’t Lazy Lesnar walking out of there and taking a nap until SummerSlam, I was fine with it.

Since that night, I am not so sure. Roman Reigns is now feuding with the Big Show, who is taking credit for destroying Reigns during RAW in London, England. Of course, it took a British taxi cab to do most of the damage, but whatever. Seth Rollins pissed Brock Lesnar off the night after WrestleMania so badly, it made Lesnar snap and beat the shit out of Michael Cole and some camera man at ringside, which resulted in his indefinite suspension. So, with that, both Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar have been removed from the WWE World title picture. Very well played by Seth Rollins. Seems he will do whatever cowardly act is necessary to get things moving in his direction. Unfortunately, we went from a near non-existent champion, to one who is barely more than a 6-foot tall pile of steaming, stinking chicken crap!

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A guy who can’t win a match without help from The Authority. A “man” who hides behind a couple of jobbers who he hired as security guards. Funny how Rollins always claimed to be the “architect” of The Shield, and now….he hides behind a human shield called J&J Security. This is what happens when your mouth writes checks that your ass can’t cash, and I hope Rollins finally gets what’s coming to him. Sadly, I doubt this will happen at WWE Extreme Rules. Both he and Randy Orton were given chances to add a stipulation to their match, and Seth Rollins had Randy Orton’s finisher, the RKO, banned from the match. Why? Because Rollins knows damn well that Orton can end his title reign virtually “outta nowhere”, as the internet has often said. So, what does Randy Orton reply with? I loved this. He made the match a Steel Cage match to keep all Seth’s protection out of the mix. But, when have you ever seen a steel cage keep people out? This never works the way it’s meant to, and that puts Orton at a disadvantage. Anyone who believes it’s foolproof, is well….a damn fool!

Is WWE giving us all these shitty examples of World Champions now so we will all be begging them to put the strap back on John Cena? As much as I like seeing Cena out of the World title picture for once, and as much dislike as I have for him….I am seriously starting to hate Rollins that much more. These so-called “champions” as of late make me want to vomit, and they are all a big part of what is wrong with WWE today.

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With that said, I am going to go ahead and sign off until next time. I’m not planning on watching Extreme Rules as I am sure it will not end in a way that will allow me to suppress my urges to throw things at my TV. For the rest of you, more power to ya!

Let me know how that works for you. I’ll check back in with you another day. Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month? How are you enjoying this spring weather we have been getting?! Well the weather was nice for a few weeks in April then this week it got cold again! WTF is up with that?! Arg! Well it looks like it is going to change back to being warmer next week(so that is good). Hopefully I will be able to go for a walk this weekend. I started back at work this week and it has been pretty good so far. I’m happy to be working again. It is nice to be in a routine again. But the only thing I miss is sleeping in! Oh well. I can still do that on weekends I suppose! Lol Anyway time to get this wrestling blog going!

I actually did end up watching WrestleMania 31 with Diva! Her boyfriend and daughter surprised her and ordered it for her birthday. Of course I was invited to come over and watch it. Overall I thought WM 31 was okay. I really hated the Sting vs Triple H match. I didn’t like how DX and the nWo were involved in the match. I just thought it was poor and having Triple H win just didn’t seem right to me. Why bring Sting into the WWE to only have him loose his match?! Meh. The one match I did enjoy was Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns. It was a very physical match and everyone seemed to like it! Well it was really great until the end when Seth Rollins cashed in his MITB and ended up winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship! I thought it was great but not too many didn’t like the ending. I think Seth Rollins is a great wrestler and he will be a great champion.

Another match I liked at WM 31 was the IC Championship Ladder match. It was a fun match and it could of been the match of the night! Daniel Bryan ended up winning the IC Championship. He and everyone else who were involved in the match worked their asses off! There were tons of cool spots as expected and the match was pretty sweet!

John Cena ended up beating Rusvec for the US Championship at WM 31. Their match was okay. It was a typical Cena match and now he is the US Champion.

As I’m typing this I’m watching this weeks RAW(on a Friday Night). I haven’t had a chance to watch it earlier this week. I was either watching something else or I was busy out doing something else! Lol But so far it hasn’t been too bad. I don’t think Randy Orton is going to beat Seth Rollins this Sunday. Seth needs to be champion until at least SummerSlam. I really hate The New Day. They suck so much! I like how the fans chant New Day Sucks. LOL so funny! Oh Randy just RKO’d The New Day! Yay! LOL

I read on pwinsider that Daniel Bryan is injured. So that means he probably won’t be wrestling at the Extreme Rules PPV. It sucks for him. I heard the injury will keep him out for a month. It also means he will probably be stripped of his IC Championship(which is only fair). I guess Bad News Barrett will be the new IC Champion if they go that way!

Earlier this month I got to meet Sarge and his family in person for the first time! It was a great time! We met up in Niagara Falls at my work. Diva, River, Mat, Bill, Heather, Kaden and Aly. We went up the Skylon Tower(where I work) on the observation deck. They took a lot of pictures of the view of the Falls and the city of Niagara Falls. Then we went down to the falls and took some more pictures. After that we went to the Rainforest Cafe for lunch. It was very good! I have only eaten at the Rainforest Cafe once before(in Toronto) so it was a nice treat to go there again. I also got a cup from there too! Thanks again to Bill and Heather for treating us for lunch. 🙂 Overall it was a great visit and I can’t wait to see them again!

I just watched Triple H’s announcement of Tough Enough coming back to TV. I think that is a good idea. I always thought the show was pretty entertaining. Hopefully they will find a great man and women who will entertain us in the ring and on the mic! I really enjoyed the Seth Rollins and Kane interaction. They seem to click and it could be something pretty cool if they ever get to wrestle each other.

Anyway that’s it for me this week. I hope you enjoy Extreme Rules(if you watch it) and Have A Nice Day! 🙂 If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

Also you can check out my tumblr too http://glclub.tumblr.com it isn’t really wrestling related but I do sometimes post pictures of wrestling on it.

WWE

Extreme Rules

-WWE United States Championship- Russian Chain Match: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Naomi

-WWE Heavyweight Championship- Steel Cage Match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. New Day

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

-Kiss Me Arse Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-Last Man Standing Match: Roman Reigns vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-Chicago Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it for us this month. We will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View. Until then, have fun, and drink lots…by lots I mean alcohol because that’s the only way you’re ever going to get through watching wrestling.