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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

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The Game

 

Farewell: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lWa-Gv9ObfN1JzSnJBeTFHZTg/view

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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WrestleMania 31 edition complete with Predictions and introducing Diva’s mini-Diva


In Memory Of

Pedro Aguayo Ramirez

(Perro Aguaya Jr.)

July 23, 1979-March 21, 2015

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Time has flown in the past month. Yes I am aware we didn’t have a blog in February, so technically it’s been two months. We wouldn’t miss the biggest show of the year for anything. So lets get this baby out there.

First off, we would like to send our sincerest condolences to the Ramirez family on the tragic and sudden loss of Pedro Aguayo Ramirez after suffering an in-ring accident that would later have him pass away in the hospital. Accidents happen folks, but it doesn’t make his death any less sad or tragic.

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The Skirt Sheet

So this doesn’t get too confusing, this is both my February and March blog, but I’ve missed writing for you. Well, things have already changed. I’m a mom to a beautiful little girl. Yes that’s right. On February 11, 2015, at 9:15pm, I gave birth to a 9-pound baby girl via c-section. Yes, my daughter did not want to come out. Lol!! She was comfy, and why wouldn’t she be, it was -20 celcius outside. Why would you leave a hot tub for a snow bank? Her name is River Joyce, and she’s all mine.

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River has been an amazing baby and I’m so lucky to have her. She is my miracle baby and nothing will ever change that. She’s beyond perfect, and funny. She has some serious attitude that you can see in her facial expressions. She eye rolled a loud baby in the room we were sharing with this other woman. Her baby had this awful high-pitched scream and my daughter opened her eyes gave this annoyed look, rolled her eyes and went back to sleep. It was hard not to laugh.

Needless to say, I have some serious catching up to do in the world of wrestling. I still have to watch NXT from the past two weeks. I’m caught up on RAW and SmackDown. I’m not overly impressed, although they have made Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan a bit more interesting.

BOO to the stupid name change of February’s pay-per-view from the Elimination Chamber to Fast Lane. What the hell does a Fast Lane have to do with wrestling? I don’t care if it’s because we are on the fast track/lane to WrestleMania 31. It’s still dumb to me.

I’m conflicted between Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose. I don’t want either of them to lose. However, I did laugh when Ambrose 50-Shades of Dean-ed Barrett to the ring post and forced him to sign the contract. (For the record, I hated the 50 Shades of Grey book, and have no desire to see the dumbass movie).

Speaking of sex…. Hellllloooooooooooo Seth Rollins! Got caught naughty photo sharing with another chick by his girlfriend. The girlfriend retaliated, and for all us female or gay Rollins fan base, we say thank-you. Lol!! Yes, Rollins pecker made it’s internet debute, the night before I went into the hospital for labour. No, it did not induce my labour, but it sure made my morning before 2 days of hell began. Lol!!

Now that my February portion of my blog has finished, time to talk Mania…

River is now a month old, and super adorable…

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I’m a little stressed about the Diva’s match at Mania. I find it strange that with all the hype of #GiveDivasAChance, and the success of Total Diva’s, that there isn’t going to be a WWE Diva’s Championship match at WrestleMania. Instead they have champion, Nikki Bella teaming with twin sister, Brie, against Paige and AJ. I actually get the background of this match, but why not have Nattie beat Nikki last month for the title, so she could defend it, and then continue on with this one?

Where is Tamina? I’ve been wondering this for sometime.

Round 2 for the WWE United States Championship, Rusev vs. John Cena. This is when John Cena will defeat Rusev for the title and be the first one to defeat the Bulgarian Brute. I’ve been saying it all along that it will be Cena who will be the first to beat Rusev, despite guys like Jack Swagger who actually needs that win. It’s super predictable.

I’m finding the build-up for Sting vs. Triple H to be a bit lackluster. The build-up for for Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins has more emotion behind it, which is strange when you have Orton and emotion in the same sentence. As long as this doesn’t turn out to be the let down that Orton vs. Roman Reigns turned out to be, then Rollins vs. Orton will be a definite match to see. Wish I could say the same for Sting vs. Triple H, and that opinion has nothing to do with my dislike of Sting.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman have been doing some very interesting promo work as of late. Lesnar setting the ground work to his WrestleMania match, but not so much focusing on his opponent, Roman Reigns, as much as he is focussing on himself and the rumours surrounding his future in the WWE and possibly back to UFC. Reigns is more or less getting lost in the shuffle. I almost forgot he was even in it. The way it sounds, Lesnar is wrestling himself. I’m sure he would if he could. He’s that stupid. I’m not a fan of Lesnar and I personally don’t see Reigns being ready to carry such a responisbility.

Bray Wyatt has done a great job carrying the build-up to his match against the absent Undertaker. Frankly it wouldn’t be WrestleMania without The Deadman, but there’s little drama now since his streak was uncermonisoiusly broken last year (that still fucking stings). I know this isn’t the match that most fans want now that Sting is in the WWE, but it’s the one people are getting. Don’t count this match out yet, Bray Wyatt has proven worthy of such a match, it’s just too bad no face to face accounters have transpired yet (for just a quick note, the final RAW and SmackDown have not aired as of this writing yet). Bray has a bright future ahead of him with this character, and The Undertaker wouldn’t have agreed to or even possibly requested this match, if he didn’t believe the same. Now it’s officially tricky to figure out who will win, but I believe both men need this win, but since the debacle last year with Lesnar going over, I’m sticking to The Undertaker taking this one.

The second annual Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal will take place with a multitude of mid-card workers. Who needs this win the most; The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, or Mark Henry? Seriously can’t call this one. Battle Royals are not as easy to call as pretty much anyone of these mid-card stars can win it. What I would do is toss in an up and coming WWE Superstar from NXT come up and win it all, like Sami Zayne and dare I say, Adrian Neville. I still have a fear that anyone coming from NXT is doomed. Doesn’t matter how I feel, they will fuck up the careers of Zayne, Neville and anyone else who can out wrestler the current top stars on the WWE roster. But I would still maybe bring in a few NXT guys for the Battle Royal and have one of them take it and head back to NXT and help that brand gain more notoriaty.

I’m saving what I thin will steal the show, the reason why it’s been a while since we’ve seen a ladder match at WrestleMania, is because they always manage to steal the show. I’m not just saying this because I’m a Wade Barrett fan, but I truly believe this match has the potential to be the match of the night, if not at least make the other guys work harder. Wade “Bad News” Barrett defends his Intercontinental Championship against Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, Stardust, Luke Harper, and Dolph Ziggler. R-Truth is just there for comedy relief. Top guesses are that Bryan or Ambrose will take the title away from Barrett. Sucks for Barrett but gives these two a push. Neither need it as bad as Barrett does. Other possibilities are Ziggler and Stardust. I don’t see Harper getting it, and like I said, Truth is there for comic relief and most likely the high-flying stuff. Otherwise, useless.

Moving away from WWE and WrestleMania stuff… As mentioned at the start of the Fatal 4-Way, mexican wrestler, Perro Aguayo Jr. aka Pedro Aguayo Ramírez, tragically died at a hospital from results of injuries sustained during a tag team match in Tijuana, Mexico. Aguayo and partner Manik were facing former WWE superstar, Rey Mysterio and Xtreme Tiger. Mysterio used a headscissors take-down on Aguayo sending him out of the ring. Aguayo got back inside the ring, and Mysterio dropkicked him. Aguayo landed on the middle rope, setting up the planned 619 by Mysterio, then his partner Manik landed jolting the rope, but Aguayo appeared limp. Mysterio performed the 619, without incident and without hitting anyone when it appeared that something was wrong. Mysterio quickly covered Manik for the win. Former WCW superstar, Konnan, tried to revive Aguayo to no avail, but the Luchador died in hospital later that night. Sadly, no one is focusing on the life and legacy that Aguayo leaves behind, but instead the controversy of professional wrestling, blaming Rey Mysterio, and everything in between. Thing is, as much as lot the moves are choreograph, things can and will go wrong. One mis-step, one mis-cue, things can change. As much as prowrestling isn’t like ballet, it can be. Even in ballet, can one mis-step or mis-cue cause an injury; whether it be a sprained ankle, or even being dropped on their heads, mistakes can happen. In any job, mistakes can happen. I’m in no way downplaying this tragedy, as that would make me hypocritical considering how much I was devastated by Owen Hart’s death, I’m just pointing out to some naysayers that accidents happen in any job, and doesn’t make prowrestling any thing more then a job for these men and women. It sucks. It’s sad, but it happens, but it happens a lot less in the ring then it does at a steel plant or other plant work, high seas fishermen, or even in the military, because believe it or not serving your country (no matter what country) is a job, and one of the higher risk jobs.

I’d love to comment further but I have a fussy baby who is not allowing me to continue. So, I better get to going as I’m a mother now and baby Diva comes first. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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The Game

Royal Rumble Highlights and MMA News w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOqc361kcHA

BREAKING NEWS: Both Diaz and Silva FAIL drug tests: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2c1Jsvs650

MMA Talk w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSJ2ezWCF10

NXT TakeOver: Rival Highlights + Channel News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-8HqmPsVI

BREAKING NEWS: TJ Dillashaw Pulls Out of 186: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYfx6PZWTE

bootcamp

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Hey, guys! Guess what time it is! Guess…what…time…it…is!

Okay, let’s back up a minute. Before I go on sounding like a half-stupid GEICO camel again, let me just say “It’s that time again!”. It’s not dinner time, or summer time. It’s not halftime. It’s not “half past the monkey’s ass” or “a quarter to his balls!”. Hell, it’s not even Vader Time! No, it’s time once again for The Fatal 4-Way, and that means Sarge’s Boot Camp is back in session. Oh, and it’s also WrestleMania time. Don’t want to forget that! I mean, it is why we are all here to begin with. Right?

As you may remember, there is a little something special I like to do for our WrestleMania edition. This is the biggest night of the year in WWE, if not wrestling in general, and there is usually so much going on that it’s nearly impossible to touch on everything all at once in these articles. I like to take a more fun and fast-paced approach to this wrestling discussion, and it has become a great little feature I like to call………

rm3

Yep, you can take that #AxelMania garbage and shove it straight up your ass, brother. The Sarge is livin’ large, back in charge….and RandomMania is runnin’ wild now!

First up on the list: Seth Rollins. I just can’t find anything about this guy that makes me think he’s worth the paper he wipes his ass with. Seriously. It’s been so long since I saw him win a match without outside interference; I doubt he is even capable of it at all. He’s the future of the WWE, and by “future”, I guess that means “the biggest pussy to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots”. He had help when he got the Money In The Bank briefcase. Even when he put Randy Orton on the shelf a while back, he had the help of like 4 other people. When Orton came back and finally beat the holy shit out of Seth a couple weeks ago on RAW, I have to say it was the most satisfying end to an episode of RAW in years! See, Rollins? Orton can kick your ass without any help. If you’re so much better, then why can’t you fight your own battles. Eh, dickweed??

I hope Randy Orton puts Seth Rollins on the injured list at WrestleMania. I am digging Orton in the way his character is being portrayed now. It’s nice to see someone else going against The Authority besides Sting.

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Speaking of Sting, I know it’s exciting to finally see him in WWE, but I have a problem. I don’t have a problem with him. I have a problem with the sporadic nature of his appearances. When I do see Sting on TV, he still looks out of place to me. I can’t get used to him being in WWE yet, but that might change if I had more exposure to him in the ring. I like Sting, and I wish he was on TV as often as he used be when he was in TNA or WCW. The way WWE is running his character, he gets less TV time than Brock Lesnar in months 1-3 after his last match.

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Which brings me to another huge peeve of mine. It’s huge! It’s not even a “pet peeve” because if it was, I’d put it in a burlap sack and toss it in the damn river! In whose head was it a good idea to hand the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to Brock Lesnar, and then allow him to hold onto the belt for months at a time without a title defense? This goes against everything I was ever told about how wrestling works. I have seen many titles vacated because the reigning holder was not able to defend the belt at least once in a 30-day period. This new rule they placed on the WWE WHC because of Lesnar’s schedule spreads its ass cheeks and shits all over every title holder in the past who has had their hard won championships stripped from their waists because of the 30-day rule.

If Roman Reigns wins the title at WrestleMania (and I hope he does), I am praying the title goes back to being defended on a normal basis. No sitting on the title until Lesnar comes back in four months for his rematch. That’s bullshit to the Nth degree, my friends! If the title goes back to being defended every month again, Reigns winning the belt at Mania will return the credibility that it lost with Lesnar.

The only thing that would make this scenario worse is if Lesnar retains, and is then challenged and beaten by The Undertaker, and we have to wait each year until WrestleMania for the next WWE WHC title defense!

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Sadly, another title that needs its image restored this Sunday is the poor Intercontinental Championship. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, boys and girls. A championship with such a rich and prestigious history….held by some of the most outstanding names in the business….now the item in question in a long chain of thefts and robberies, being passed around for the past month like a drunk cheerleader on Homecoming night.

The ladder match sounds like a possible Match of the Night contender, if not Match of the Year. It might suck a huge bucket of goat balls. Who can really tell until it all goes down? Thing is, whatever happens, I hope the endgame of this silly storyline will finally #StopTheNonsense.

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There it is. The second hashtag I have put in this article so far. Not my normal way of doing things, is it? I don’t even know if hashtags work inside of blogs. I’m basically just using them for the Hell of it.

I know one hashtag that seems to be backfiring something fierce lately, and that’s #GiveDivasAChance. Give them a chance? A chance at what? A chance to have their division’s title go undefended yet again on a pay per view, let alone the biggest one of the year? Give the Divas less time in the ring so they can spend more time backstage doing their hair and makeup? What the actual fuck do they mean by this? Whatever it is, the WWE Universe (or at least the small group that I know and talk to in that Universe) begs to differ! Give the Divas a chance? How about us? What about the fans? Give us something for once. Something we all want. Something we have all earned. Something we all damn well deserve! GIVE US A BREAK!

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And, I guess with those final words, I should follow suit and take a break. I think enough damage has been done for one month. So, troopers, enjoy WrestleMania if you are able. I will not be watching it, sadly enough. However, I have much better reasons for opting out rather than the fact that I simply can never watch any of the content on the WWE Network, and that DirectTV no longer carries WWE PPVs. I am screwed either way, but this time there is more. While the rest of you will be on the road to WrestleMania this weekend, I will be on the road DURING WrestleMania. My wife and I are gathering up the kids and taking a week long road trip, to include a short stay in Canada where we will stop in and visit with The Fatal 4-Way’s resident Diva, her boyfriend and a certain new addition you may or may not already know about. It has the potential to be a lot of fun, and I hope it deliver in spades! We could all use some good times and memories with close friends and family. If only it could somehow be coordinated to have the other members of the team stop by at some point during our visit, it would be an epic meeting indeed! A group photo would be practically mandatory, to say the least.

Good times. But, like all good times, this one must also come to an end. That’s all for this time, people. It’s been a blast, but it’s time to hit the bricks. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here!

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: There’s good climate in heaven, but better company in Hell.

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are we doing this month? I hope everything is going well with you! I’m doing okay. Right now I’m a little sick so I’m trying to get over that. It is my birthday on Sunday and also it is WM 31! And if you watch The Walking Dead it is the season finale for that show too! So lots of things happening on Sunday! So I guess I shall get started with this wrestling blog!

Let’s start off by saying Brock Lesnar has signed a new multi-year contract with WWE. That is great news! I’m glad he is staying with WWE. He just signed it this past Monday Night on RAW. He said it was best offer and he couldn’t refuse it. He also said his days with MMA are over. He was considering about going back but he is staying with WWE. He enjoys entertaining the fans and he wants what is right for his family. Good for him! I hope it works out for him. He is a great asset for WWE.

Moving along let’s talk about the main event at WM 31. It is going to be Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. I’m picking Roman Reigns to win this match. Even though Brock signed a new deal, I’m still going with Reigns. I don’t think Seth Rollins will cash in his briefcase after the match. I’m thinking it might happen the next night on RAW. We shall see. Overall I think this match will be a great physical match. Both guys are ready and are going to put on a show!

Sting vs Triple H should be interesting! They have done a lot of promotion for Sting since he joined WWE. They actually made Sting better than what TNA could do for him! I’m going with Sting on this match. I just can’t see Triple H winning the match. It should be good and I know Triple H will probably take some good bumps to make the match even better.

The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt. You know what to be honest I’m not really excited for this match. After The Undertaker lost for the first time last year at WM 30 it pretty much made me feel like there is real no point on having a match with The Undertaker at Mania now. It just won’t be the same. The other thing also The Undertaker hasn’t been on WWE TV in over a year. So it was kinda hard to get motivated for this match. But I’m still going with The Undertaker for this match.

Rusvec vs John Cena for the United States Championship. This is the first time where John Cena isn’t in one of the top matches at WM 31. But I have to admit this feud has been all right. I’m guessing Cena will end up winning the US Championship which makes sense because of the beat down he got this past Monday Night RAW. So I’m going with Cena to win!

The IC Championship Ladder match should be lots of fun! Bad News Barrett vs Daniel Bryan vs R Truth vs Stardust vs Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Gallows vs Dean Ambrose! Lots of great wrestlers in this match! It should probably steal the show from everything else that will happened that night. I could see Daniel Bryan walking out of the match with championship but I also could see Dolph Ziggler. So we shall see what happens! This match I’m looking forward to a lot!

There is a Diva’s tag match between AJ Lee & Paige vs The Bella’s. I hope AJ and Paige end up winning it! They are the better team. But who knows for sure. The Bella’s could end up winning the match.

Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton should be a great entertaining match! These guys have battled it out recently on RAW. I’m looking forward to this match too! I’m going with Seth Rollins to win the match. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if Orton ends up winning it.

Then we have the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. My pick is going to be a returning Sheamus! I think he will win it! 🙂

The night before WrestleMania 31 is of course the WWE Hall of Fame. This year we have Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Kevin Nash, The Bushwackers, Arnold Schwarzeneg, Rikishi, Alundra Blaze, Larry Zbyszko, and Tatsumi Fujinami. It looks like it is going to be a good class this year! I’m really happy to hear Randy Savage is finally going to be inducted into the HOF. It is about time! 🙂

This year I won’t be watching WM 31 live. I will probably just follow the results online. I will be keeping myself busy by watching The Walking Dead. It is 90 mins so that should be pretty sweet!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys their WM 31 weekend! If you want to keep in touch tweet me @blitz101 on twitter! Have a Nice Day! 🙂

WWE

WrestleMania 31

Kick-off: WWE Tag Team Championship, Fatal 4-Way:

C )Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. Los Matadoes vs. The New Day vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

WrestleMania 31:

-Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal: The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Diva’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus will make his return

-WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match:

C)Bad News Barrett vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan (although I want Barrett to retain)

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

AJ Lee & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE United States Championship: C)Rusev vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

Sting vs. Triple H

Sarge’s Prediction: Sting

Diva’s Prediction: Sting

The Game’s Prediction: Sting

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sting

The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

As much as I would like to keep going, it’s getting late and I have a baby to attend to now days. So everyone enjoy WrestleMania weekend, be safe but have fun!! Cheers!