Wowzers!! TNA vs. WWE, and Jericho vs. Brazil!!! Is there more to this???

Howdy peeps! Another week in the books and a WHOLE lotta crap to get to, and because your favourite 4-Way Diva is half in the bag…wait, whaaa? That did NOT sound right. Anyways, Lets just get this show rolling!!!!

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

What’s poppin’, patriots??!!

I gotta tell ya, the wrestling world has been making things tough on me this week, and I really don’t have a lot to talk about.  This is going to be a short edition of the good old Boot Camp.

I do have some personal news to report.  By this time next week, I will have completed my official retirement ceremony.  Not fully retired from the Air Force, but symbolically….you bet your ass!  I don’t officially retire until September 1st of this year.  Yeah, it’s been 20 years already.  It has really flown by.  I mean, I know where I have been and what I have done, but it just doesn’t feel like it’s been 20 years yet.

After the day of my ceremony, about two weeks later, I (and my family) will be looking forward to having The Fatal 4-Way’s very own “Diva” as a special visitor!  Actually, we are all looking forward to this, and very excited already.  It’s going to be legen…..wait for it……..

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So, might as well start off with the thing EVERYBODY is talking about. Chris Jericho is indefinitely suspended for disrespecting the country of Brazil during WWE’s recent tour.  He kicked a Brazilian flag that had somehow made its way into the ring during Jericho’s match against CM Punk.  He made an apology just moments after, but WWE posted its own statement on the incident and has suspended Jericho for an undetermined amount of time.  No word on if, or when he may return. Some say Jericho was only playing up his role as a heel, but others say it was blatant disrespect.  Either way, we won’t be seeing Chris Jericho in a WWE ring any time soon.

From what I have seen on the web, this appears to be a work because the timing of Jericho’s suspension happens to coincide with his band’s summer touring schedule.

 

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Who else thinks that superstars who get paid a ridiculous amount of money for only appearing a few times each year is a really shitty idea? What a waste of money!  This is money that can be used to pad the paychecks of those who actually put in the work each and every week. That sounds fair.  People should be paid based on the frequency of their appearances, and the amount of work they put in.  A guy who gets paid…let’s say $300,000 a year for working the max number of dates throughout the entire year is much more acceptable BY FAR than a guy who makes 5 times that much for only  working 3 or 4 dates in that same year.  If based on the amount and quality of work one should expect to justify such a sporadic work schedule, instead of a regular match, this individual could have anal sex with a unicorn, blow 12 Oompa Loompas AND whistle Enter Sandman out through his asshole after being set on fire…and we would still feel cheated by the amount of money this douche nozzle gets paid for working just a few days a year.

Sorry, but I think that’s totally wrong and completely unfair.  I don’t care who you are, or how big and special you think you are.  If you aren’t putting in the time, you shouldn’t be getting paid for it!

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So, yeah.  There it is.  I told you this was going to be short.  That’s seriously all I’ve got for you this week!

So, until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Women are like phones. They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected!

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Hey everyone, how are we doing this week?! It has been a few weeks since I last blogged about professional wrestling. I believe it is time to get to bidness as Diva would say!

Let’s start off with Over The Limit PPV results. Did anyone watch it to begin with?! Oh is that one or two hands I see put up?! Well congrats for watching it. I heard the PPV wasn’t the greatest one put one this year. I guess if you compared it to the previous two before this card, this one just wasn’t as strong. There were two matches which were great. The Fatal 4-Way match (no it wasn’t me vs. Sarge vs. The Game vs. Diva in a match) but it was Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho vs. Alberto Del Rio for the World Championship! Sheamus ended up winning the match and retained the World Championship.  I picked the right winner there. It was obvious Sheamus was going to retain. The WWE is giving him another push and he has done pretty well with the push. He’s a strong champion and his mike skills are pretty great. Sheamus is going to be taking on Alberto Del Rio at the next PPV at No Way Out. I think that will be a great match too. I hope they turn it into a cage match or something like that. That will rock.

Another match that pretty much rocked at the PPV was CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan. They had a solid match that pretty much went back and forth with Punk retaining the WWE Championship. I picked Punk for that match. A lot of people are saying this match you could compare to Ricky Steamboat vs. Macho Man back at WrestleMainia 3. That is saying a lot. Both these superstars are on top of their game and any kind of match that they put on would be great. These two have work together for a long time. I can’t wait to see their next match which will probably take place at No Way Out. It also seems as though Kane has got involved in the mix for this match. So that should be interesting.

One match that wasn’t fantastic on the PPV was John Cena vs. John Lauranists.  I think we all dreaded this match from the beginning when it was first announce. It didn’t disappoint any of our doubts. It was probably the worse match of the year. I bet at the end of this year it will be probably the top match for worse match. I felt kinda bad for Cena. He isn’t the greatest worker to begin with and putting him in a match with a guy who hasn’t wrestled in years and wasn’t a great wrestler was not going to be good at all. I predicted Lauranists was going to win with help from Big Show who was going to turn heel. I was right on the money for that one. I didn’t want to be right at all. Which means now we get Lauranists on our show for a while longer now? Yay? I don’t think so.

One other thing I would like to talk about the PPV is about how the WWE adds matches to their PPV right at the last minute. I really don’t like it. It makes WWE creative weak looking. They added three matches and that is really bad. The only good thing about the three matches being added on we got to see Christian win the battle royal, then face Cody Rhodes for the IC Championship and win it. Also Christian is a babyface again. Which kinda sucks because he was getting good heel heat when he left? Now the fans are supposed to cheer for someone who has been away for a while. This is another problem with WWE Creative. They don’t know how to get guys over right. TNA has that problem too. It isn’t the WWE’s entire fault. But WWE seems to forget what wrestlers have done in the past and expect us fans to forget it as well. It just doesn’t work that way. If you looked at RAW on Monday Christian didn’t have any cheers or boos because the fans were confused if they were supposed to cheer or boo him. Or they just didn’t really give a crap.

Another great example of WWE Creative ignoring their past is when Kane made his return to RAW. He walked right by Mark Henry (who was the guy who put out Kane in the first place) and went straight to the ring to take out John Cena. It just makes WWE Creative look stupid! I sometimes wonder what goes on in booking meetings. LOL

So did you hear who TNA hired for their Knockout Division?! Brooke Hogan!! Yeah that’s right! Hogan’s daughter is getting into the wrestling business. Well there goes any credibility that the Knockouts had with that announcement. If I were any of the Knockouts I would be scared because it is just going to get worse from here on.

But I will give TNA credit for airing live episodes starting next Thursday. I think it will be great for them. Hopefully it will help them out in the long run. As long as they don’t put on too much crap it should be decent. Speaking about crap, I guess Ric Flair is a lot of crap with TNA. He has been spending money that he doesn’t have and leaving tabs for TNA to pick up. Apparently TNA didn’t get the memo from Ric that they’re supposed to do that. TNA has sent Flair packing and I don’t know if we will see him back on TNA anytime soon. I wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up on RAW again.

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you enjoyed my blog! Have a nice day! J

You can reach me @blitz101 on twitter. I also have a tumblr site too now http://glclub.tumblr.com you can follow me on that. It’s not all wrestling related things I will post on it   

RAW 3 Hrs, UFC 146 this weekend! http://youtu.be/KU950OMjkPQ

Chris Jericho Suspended: http://youtu.be/XOWn5gnTf5M

Oh balls!!! This week I have hardly anything to say about wrestling, as I have yet to watch any since Over The Limit! Lol!! Actually as I write this, some things have come to light. This will either be a short edition or a long and winded one. Lol!! Either way, it’s time to shut it and get to bidness.

 

I’ll start with the funny thing first.

 

TNA is apparently suing the WWE. Yes, I’m laughing too. One of TNA’s former employees,  Brian Wittenstein, was either fired or left the company back in 2011, and was hired by the WWE earlier this year. Allegedly, Wittenstein turned over information regarding TNA stars contracts to WWE. WWE immediately fired him after he presented the information to them, but didn’t report it to TNA until  several weeks later on May 7th. 

 

The lawsuit is for WWE covers; interference with existing contracts, conversion, breach of contract, civil conspiracy, unfair competition and violation of the Tennesse Uniform Trade Secrets Act. And a separate lawsuit for Wittenstein for breach of duty of loyalty.

 

TNA is claiming that the WWE are trying to lure away their contracted talent, by using the information that was provided to them to their advantage.

 

Earlier today, an injunction was issued for WWE and Wittenstein to return whatever material Wittenstein stole from TNA with special instructions not to “destroy” any of the information.

 

My take on this, good luck TNA. Not only do you not have the monetary support to go after a company ten times the size of yours, but chances are your lawyers are no match for WWE’s set of highly paid attorneys. Not only that, did you ever think that maybe information has been leaked through other sources? It’s not uncommon for us fans to find out about a contract expiring. It certainly doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know that the WWE always has a “90-day no compete clause” in their contracts.

 

Not only that, if WWE has information like TNA is claiming they have, and TNA wants it back, whose to say the WWE isn’t or hasn’t copied that information already and hidden it? I would have. It’s common sense yo!

 

Personally I think this is just a way for TNA to put themselves even more on the map by going after the big dog. Only they are neglecting the fact that this big dog, took down a dog that wasn’t much smaller than they were, with a swoop of a pen. Whose to say that the WWE won’t say, “Oh hey, this little piggie is causing some trouble. I think I’ll buy them and really screw them. Don’t pester me you pain in the ass.”

 

I look at it this way; WWE isn’t really known for picking up TNA’s scraps when they discard a talent, yet TNA are always chomping at the bit to get WWE’s sloppy seconds. I think Kharma is the only person WWE really acquired from TNA. A lot of other strong TNA performers who have been fired or left because of their contracts being up, haven’t really shown back up in WWE. If they have, chances are they were WWE performers before going to TNA. I’m interested to see how this turns out because I have a feeling it’s the matter of sink or swim for TNA. I have a strong feeling they are going to sink.

 

I laugh. I’m laughing rather hard actually. It just boggles my mind that TNA even think they have a chance. If they win, it’s because their allegations are true, and WWE settles out of court in order to prove that they didn’t properly inform the company of the breach in their security. TNA is at fault here anyways. You let a person go, you make sure that they don’t take “classified” documents regarding “contractual information.” Learn to run your company, you hillbillies!

Thank-You Ringo! That’s how I feel about the whole thing!!!!

 

I’m guessing by now, you all have heard about Chris Jericho being suspended by the WWE indefinitely, due to an incident that took place in Sän Paulo, Brazil, where apparently he denigrated the Brazilian flag.

 

For all of you out there, who are still trying to understand the lawsuit stuff above, I’ll dumb it down for you.

 

Denigrating means to attack the reputation or to deny the importance or validity of their achievement.

 

If you still don’t understand then look it up!

 

This turn of events shocks me a little. Suspension might be a bit too much of a punishment for Jericho, seeing as he was likely only doing it to get heat from the fans. Maybe he didn’t realize he would get so much heat that he would be a trending topic on a non-televised wrestling night. Maybe he didn’t realize that he would get heat from the Brazilian government.

 

I don’t really have too much to say about it, because I felt that it should be reported. And I’m sure that more information will come out by the time this blog gets posted.

 

 

Over The Limit wasn’t bad. But it wasn’t good either. Pretty much everything we said would happen, did. They added four matches on to the card. I did a really good job of avoiding all social media outlets between the time it started and by the time I got to watch it Monday night, so I was able to predict those four added matches on perfectly. Out of nine matches, I got eight right. The only one I got wrong was the Diva’s match. I guess I really wasn’t surprised by that out come. The real women never get put over the way that they should. Instead, stupid talentless bitches, like Layla get put over. The Diva’s division is not getting any better. Then again, we aren’t surprised.

 

The match of the night goes to CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan. Great job fellas! That was an amazing match. A true wrestling match. I was particularly taken by the beautifully applied surf board submission hold that Bryan applied to Punk, which turned into a scene from Spider man, minus the rain.

Lol!!! The ref, SOOO wants in on that action!

 

With June comes a lot of great prospects. Being as this is the final weekend of May, I feel the great need to share with you my reasons as to WHY June will be awesome!

1)June 3rd, I’m going with my friend Mat to meet Angelina Love in Burlington. It’s only going to be a super quick trip there and back because we both have to work that day/night.

2)June 9th, Greg and I are going with Mat and my sis from another Miss, to Niagara Falls to meet Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, “The Genius” Lanny Poffo, and mainly, Bret “Hitman” Hart. Oh we so can’t wait for that one. That was the one Mat took the day off for. My wrestler quota will be full by the end of that one.

3)June 14th, I’m meeting my friend Neal on my way out of town for a week. We’ll have just enough time for a quick coffee at Starbucks, then I’m off to Buffalo.

4)June 15th, I fly out of Buffalo to Virginia, to meet Sarge, Mrs. Sarge and the wee Sarge’s. We have plans! It’s gonna be a busy week. We got Kaden’s 2^nd birthday party, trips planned, shopping, talking, tons of fun planned. Maybe even a live youtube Boot Camp/Skirt Sheet with both Sarge and I. Oh I’m so looking forward to it.

5)June whenever, WADE BARRETT is slated to return. I’ve been Wade-less since February. Diva isn’t happy, but she will be!!!

Busy Busy Busy! Lol!!

 

Just found a dill pickle Crisper in my bra. Still taste like dill pickles. Um… yeah so anyways… That’s all my friends. I don’t think I can top the Crisper in my bra. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com

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OR, hit her up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

 

That’s all for this week peeps!! Hope y’all come back next week for more shennigans.!

 

“Due to booking mishap, I am 27B, right by the crapper, sanwiched between @WWETheBigShow & Great Khali for a 6 hour flight to Mexico! Doh! :(“

-Mick Foley via Twitter @realmickfoley

WWE Over The Limit Predictions & more more more how do u like it?

I wish I had some witty way to open this week edition, but frankly I don’t.

Oh I guess that’s something witty. Anyways, this week we are here to kick some booty so enjoy yo! And WWE Over The Limit Predictions.

Welcome back homies!! It’s a big weekend here with the WWE pay-per-view, and I promised I would give you a quick rundown of the TNA pay-per-view from last week, which I downloaded and watched Monday night. So with that all said, it’s time to shut it, and get to bidness!

 

I did really well with staying away from the results last weekend, so watching it on Monday I was able to do predictions for it and I actually did fairly well. I got five out of eight matches right. Some matches weren’t too bad, and others I didn’t even watch in it’s entirety.

 

TNA Sacrifice

-TNA Tag Team Championship: C)Magnus & Samoa Joe  vs. Christopher Daniels & Kazarian

My Prediction: Magnus & Samoa Joe

Going Over: Christopher Daniels & Kazarian

-This match wasn’t bad at all. I was very impressed with the way Daniels and Kazarian work together. They have a similar style that allows them to plan their attacks (ha, plan!). They have chemistry, style and believability as a tag team. A connection that make them look as if they’ve always worked as a tag team. I wasn’t surprised that they went over. If I had made my prediction part way through the match, I would have picked them to win, but I did not. I always make mine before the match starts.

-TNA Knockouts Championship: C)Gail Kim vs. Miss Tessmacher

My Prediction: Gail Kim

Going Over: Gail Kim

-I’m not a fan of Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) by any means, but she showed vast improvement in this match against Gail Kim. The match itself was better than recent WWE Diva’s matches, but on par with other Knockout matches I have to say it was…meh!

-TNA Television Championship: C)Devon vs. Robbie E. & Robbie T.

My Prediction: Devon

Going Over: Devon

-Simply put…Nobody cares! I’m never going to understand how Robbie E.’s gimmick of being a Jersey Shore knock-off gets over, but it turns me right off.

– Jeff Hardy  vs.  Mr. Anderson

My Prediction: Jeff Hardy

Going Over: Mr. Anderson

-Solid match. The two did a great job. I just missed the story behind it. How Hardy can go from having an emotional set of matches based on a solid and emotional back story, to basically having very little of both. It lost me. I was surprised Anderson went over.

–Eric Young (w/ODB)  vs. Crimson

My Prediction: Crimson

Going Over: Crimson

-Crimson continues to be billed as a powerhouse, and in terms of his looks, I believe it. Until he starts wrestling.

–Austin Aries   vs.   Bubba Ray Dudley

My Prediction: Austin Aries

Going Over: Austin Aries

-I was lost on this one. For some reason, Abyss’s brother, Joe Parks, was involved. I’m not really sure exactly how. I don’t always watch TNA Impact so I miss a lot. If you were to ask me, I thought “Joe Parks” is/was Abyss. I also don’t really care that much. I like Aries style, but his persona is too much of a rip-off of WWE’s CM Punk. I’m not even sure if this was for Aries X-Division championship. At this point I wasn’t paying too close attention. Until……

–AJ Styles  vs.  Kurt Angle

My Prediction: Kurt Angle

Going Over: Kurt Angle

-MATCH OF THE NIGHT FOR SURE!!!!! I am a fan of both Angle and Styles, so I immediately paid close attention to this match. It was back and forth, and had low spots and high spots and everything in between. This was what wrestling matches should be like. One thing I was lost on… AJ Styles and Dixie Carter? Wtf? I may need to look into that soon. OMG I totally forgot to set the DVR to record Impact tonight (it’s currently Thursday, just for interest, lol). Back this match. Loved it. It’s going to be a candidate for sure for my year ends!

-TNA Heavyweight Championship, Ladder Match: C) Robert Roode  vs.   Rob Van Damn

My Prediction: Rob Van Damn

Going Over: Robert Roode

-I’m so not into either of these guys. I find their styles too miss-matched. Rob Van Damn just looks like he’s slowed down a lot. However, both guys took some seriously sick looking bumps. But as far as ladder matches go, I’ve seen better.

Anyways, there ya go! TNA’s Sacrifice in a nutshell. Look, I’m in a nut shell and I can’t get out!  Yeeeeep! I promise never to do that again!

There is actually so much to cover this week, I’m not even sure where to begin, but since I just finished with last weeks TNA pay-per-view, I’ll follow that up with TNA news.

Starting Thursday May 31st, Impact will be live each week. Congratulations to the small, strange, promotion of TNA as this will probably help increase their viewer ship and it’s a big step for them. I’m surprised they waited this long as it’s been about ten years since they began. Maybe things will start to make sense because if you’re filming two weeks worth of shows, it’s clear their writers can’t remember the shit they wrote two weeks ago. I think that’s why everything about TNA confuses me. So hopefully going live each week will be beneficial for me as a fan and viewer and dare I say critic.

Why stop there, right? Well WWE is going to do one better (or worse)… Starting Monday July 23rd, the RAW Supershow will now be 3-hours…EVERY WEEK! July 23^rd marks their 1000^th episode so I understand why going three hours for THAT show, but I’m not sure if I can handle 3-hours of Laurinaitis every week. Hell I can’t even handle 3-minutes. Did I say THREEEEEE MINUTES?? Yeah I wish. I’d like to put his fucking face through a concrete slab.

I also think it’s safe to say that we are slowly seeing the demise of the roster split between RAW and SmackDown. Little by little, I’m seeing more talent being shuffled between both shows.  I for one, is fine with it being split up, but there are still some benefits to having two completely separate shows. Starting with, get rid of Laurinaitis.

Right now, my biggest beef with the WWE is John Laurinaitis. I’ve never liked him. Even before he started to have a physical presence on my television screen once a week (now twice a week). From the stories I’ve heard about him, he’s a giant douche rocket! Funny how that doesn’t change when he goes out on television. He’s still a giant douche rocket. YES I hate him, and that’s what they want, but I am literally contemplating never watching WWE again if he remains on there for much longer. I would rather suffer through the weekly uncertainty that is TNA Impact than sit through a Laurinaitis sighting. The man has no talent. He shouldn’t even be on television, and he sure as hell shouldn’t be in a match facing the company’s biggest star. I do believe this will be the second pay-per-view where I will actually be cheering for John Cena. But it’s not like he’s going to win. No way. They won’t fire Laurinaitis, because I’m not that lucky! He’ll win. He’ll win because of Brock Lesnar. Despite the fact Lesnar is still under contract, he isn’t a WWE superstar in the storylines, nope he “quit”,  so I’m banking on the fact that he’ll be back Sunday, and help Laurinaitis defeat Cena. Which means forever and ever we will have to hear about it. Yippee!!! (That was sarcasm folks!). The only way that this could work in Cena’s favour, is if The Big Show sneaks in to help Cena and get back at Laurinaitis. I know we haven’t seen the last of Big Show. And if we actually have then damn he left looking like a pussy. A real, big, and large, and tall drawn out pussy. OMG I’m stopping. Can’t help that my mind has been in the gutter lately (thanks Mat! lol!) Simply put….

Laurinaitis is a DICK!

I came across something super hilarious on Tumblr the other day. It had the differences between a WWE live apology from 11 years ago to what a WWE live apology is now. Have a look-see…

 

We all know that I’m a huge Tyson Kidd fan, and each week this Canadian dude always manages to amaze the fuck out of me. He’s just so talented that I can’t wait for his matches. He works hard, and he improves each time. Now, instead of using the Sharpshooter as his finisher, he’s readapted it and made his very own submission finisher, aptly called The Dungeon. And damn if it isn’t an excellent finisher. I think we should get this trending on Twitter (oh God I’m turning into TNA and WWE).   #WeWantTysonKiddAsIntercontinentalChampion! Don’t forget that bloody hash-tag. lol!!

And with that my darlings, I am out. I have a lot to do this weekend. Starting with a sleep over with my darling niece. We have some GLEE to get caught up on, that we both held off to watch so that we could watch it together. Then Emily & I will head out Saturday for an early birthday dinner with family, and then me and Mat will likely do something together… A MOVIE! We’ll WATCH a movie! Pervs! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com

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OR, hit her up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

 

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, whack jobs?

Hey, I’m sorry for any of you who got queasy with all the vasectomy talk last week.  I just felt like I needed to share that with you guys. Not to gross you out, or make you uncomfortable.  I mean, come on! We’ve been doing this for how long now?  I thought nothing would be consider “too much information” by this point.

Anyway, I apologize.  If it’s any consolation, my balls are feeling much better now.  I don’t need to put ice on them anymore.

I know.  Too much “sharing”.  My bad!

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I think it’s funny how big and bad they made Brock Lesnar out to be when he came back, but after Cena beat him at Extreme Rules, he disappears, apparently quits WWE altogether and then has Paul Heyman do all his talking for him.  He threatens to sue WWE for “breach of contract”.  What was this contract??  Was he supposed to win every match?  Was booking Cena to win at the PPV against what Brock Lesnar was promised?  If so, that’s pretty stupid.  So now, Heyman comes back last week and gets threatened by Triple H, which prompts Heyman to then sue Triple H for assault.  Who’s the bigger cry baby here?  Lesnar or Heyman?

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Speaking of cry babies, that bit with Big Show and John Laurinaitis was REALLY uncomfortable to watch.  I’m not a rabid Big Show fan by any means, but as a human being, watching a grown man get broken down like that was hardly entertaining.  It was just hard to sit through.

I have to hand it to Laurinaitis.  He almost deserves an Oscar for how well (and with a straight face) he pulls off the role of the biggest asshole to ever grace a WWE ring.  He’s the most convincing douchebag I have ever seen, and I actually respect him for how well he nails his performance every single night.  Definitely the kind of character we all love to hate!

Much like John Cena, who came out at the end of the night and did what I can only describe as a half-assed Jim Carrey impression.  It was so freakishly ridiculous, you could even see Laurinaitis fighting off the urge to bust up laughing at Cena’s idiotic seizures on the mic. Apparently, Cena thought he was hysterical, but that’s what you get when you spend too much time in “PG Land”.  You start thinking baby talk makes for good promos.

I got news for ya, poster boy.  Even my 2 year-old son thinks your mic work is embarrassing!  It’s time to quit being such a fucking Muppet and stop insulting us with all the kiddie crap.  My little boy thinks “Wow Wow Wubbzy” is the greatest show on TV, but he couldn’t sit through one of Cena’s promos if his life depended on it.

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So, I guess the secret is out on Damien Sandow.  He finally took his robe off this week to fight Yoshi Tatsu, and his ring attire makes him look like Rico’s pool boy.  Seriously!  What the fuck was he wearing? Pink trunks, purple knee pads and white boots??  There’s gotta be a fashion foul in there somewhere.  All I can remember about the experience was, once the robe came off, the only thought that went through my mind was, “Put it back on!  Put it back on!!”

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It looks as thought this is really going to happen.  Next month, not only do I get to retire after 20 years in the US Air Force, but our very own Diva….the mistress of the Skirt Sheet herself, is going to come down from the Great White North and spend a week or so visiting yours truly!  Many good times to be had, and who knows?  We might even bust out a tag-team edition of the Video Boot Camp and slap that shit up on YouTube!

We’ll see about that…..

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Hey, people.  This is gonna be all for me this week.  Kind of short, but I think I did rather well considering I really had nothing to go on when I started.

I’ll see you all back here next time, troops!  Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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Breaking News Cruz OUT of UFC 148:

http://youtu.be/ZFM3SIZBq50

RAW Recap – Paul Heyman RETURNS:

http://youtu.be/cmtX_UK-fO4

SmackDown and OTL Thoughts:

http://youtu.be/Sma_MfN9f5M

Big Show Fired on RAW:

http://youtu.be/rWm9JsQOzZI

WWE

Over The Limit

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Kofi Kingston &    vs.    Jack Swagger &

   R-Truth     Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

The Game’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

-World Heavyweight Championship- Fatal 4-Way:

C) Sheamus    vs.  Randy Orton   vs.  Chris Jericho   vs.  Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Layla  vs.  Beth Phoenix

Sarge’s Prediction:  Beth Phoenix

Diva’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

The Game’s Prediction: Layla

Greg’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix via Disqualification thanks to Kharma

-WWE Championship: C) CM Punk    vs.   Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-If John Laurinaitis loses, he is fired. All WWE Superstars & Diva’s are banned from ringside, if any should come down to ring side, then they will be fired:

John Cena  vs.  John Laurinaitis

Sarge’s Prediction:Cena, when Big Show comes out and kills Laurinaitis.  He’s technically NOT a superstar anymore.  LOL

Diva’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis because of Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis

Greg’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis with help from  Big Show who turns heel

That’s it for this week, stay cool…Summer’s coming and quite frankly it’s likely to be a hot one!!!

“Going 3 hrs every Mon night was one (of many) of WCW’s mistakes. Let’s hope it doesn’t water down RAW like it did Nitro.”

-Gregory Helms via Twitter @ShaneHelmsCom

Laurinaitis Sucks, Cena’s Divorce & more!!

Happy Mother’s Day out there to all you Mom’s! Y’all deserve it! Raising kids and being the best parent that you can be is the toughest job out there and the pay sucks, but the benefits more than make up for it. We cherish and love our mom’s so much and thank-you for giving us life (and not actually taking it back when we do something wrong!) One day, I hope, I’ll get a chance for a mother’s day of my own. To all those mommies kicking asses and taking names, this blogs for you!

I’m not sure if this will turn out to be a traditional Dexter list because to be honest, I’m just really really pissed off tonight. Worst week at work, and it didn’t even start at work. It started because some morons in their father’s Lexus decided that it was fun to harass me at a gas station then proceed to follow me to work. Anyways, that’s been my week. It’s time to stick the duct tape over my victims mouths and get to work.

 

For those unfamiliar with the Dexter Skirt Sheet, should know one thing…It’s all in fun. It’s a hypothetical way for me to take out my frustration about wrestling in my blog. I do not condone or suggest that anything actually happens like this because that’s immoral, and wrong. I wouldn’t hurt them, I just get frustrated sometimes. However this will be the first time that Shawn Michaels, and Michelle McCool won’t be featured in the Dexter list. I’m not even sure if this is going to be a list in the traditional sense of the word. It might just be me über bitching. Well maybe until I get to Laurinaitis. That could get messy. Must remember to lay down the proverbial drop cloth.

 

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW this week. It seemed to be the longest two hours ever. Everything was just completely dragged out and the matches were very lack luster.

 

The Miz putting Brodus Clay over, nearly made me want to vomit. The match just sucked! It’s obvious now more than ever that The Miz is not going back up to the top anytime soon. In fact, I think they are what I’m now referring to the “Getting Matt Hardy-ed.” Talented person, who pisses the officials off once and/or makes a boo-boo, and then gets punished by losing to subsequently untalented and waste of space performers that need to be put over but don’t deserve to be put over, and this goes on until the “Matt Hardy-ed” party’s contract is over or until they get fired. It seems ever since Miz, missed catching R-Truth, he’s been going straight down hill from the top. Accidents do happen, I truly believe that. Nobody is perfect. I have to deal with that in my own job. Apparently I’ve nearly been Matt Hardy-ed here because of one mistake. People expect you to be perfect, but if they want perfection, hire robots. Anyways, back to The Miz. Looking like an orange aside from too much spray tan this past Monday, he went out there and worked hard to make both himself and Clay look good. Judging from the fact that Clay sucks massive herpie inflamed balls that’s not easy to do. Either way, Miz deserved more from that match. He should have gotten the win over Clay. I get that the WWE wants to keep Clay as a monster in the ring and gentle dinosaur outside of the ring, but come the fuck on! Who is stupid enough to buy into this? The WWE is already recycling and old gimmick from the 80’s by stealing The Junk Yard Dog’s idea of bringing children into the ring to dance with them. I’m just waiting for some Church mother to freak out and start saying that Clay is a pedophile. That will put  a stop to the Funkasaurus. What makes him funky anyways? Is it fromundacheese? Not even going to question why he’s a saurus. Think about it!

 

And for the record… I still think he looks more like Funky Kong from Mariokart than King Hippo from Tyson’s Knock-out game! Just sayin’! And we all know I’m always right.

 

Dolph Ziggler! A man who was once in the WWE championship picture. A question that still makes me wonder who did he blow to get put there.  While you’re pondering that question, I’m going forward. I know that a lot of you think that Ziggler is talented but I find him inconsistent. This past week on RAW, he fucked up his finisher the Zig-Zag, which btw are rolling papers that a lot of people use to roll their fatties! The booking in this match sucked anyways. Kofi Kingston’s S.O.S is a great move that he rarely hits, and then Ziggler kicks out of it? Like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BALLS WAS THAT ABOUT????  Nothing about this entire match made any sense. I felt like I was watching a TNA match. Kofi wasn’t the problem. He never is. But between the booking, and Ziggler, it made everything look like complete crap!

 

I am seriously starting to believe that I could run this company better than they are.

 

And what the hell is this A&W dude, or AW or Ass Wash, or whatever his name is. I’m sort of confused because wasn’t this guy Abraham Washington before. OMG I just got it! AW = Abraham Washington. Anyways the name isn’t important, what is, is apparently he’s building a stable. He’s got Primo, Epico and Rosa and maybe possibly Mason Ryan. You know what I’m thinking here… Anyone who goes with A&W/AW/Ass Wash/Abraham Washington, I bet eventually ends up on the “future endevoured” list. I see four people looking ready to get the boot.

 

Kaitlyn (not my niece but the WWE Diva) has an Adam’s apple. Just sayin’!

 

I’m still on the belief that current WWE Diva’s Champion, Layla, is going to hurt someone. She’s so sloppy. She’s been with the WWE for how long now? Six years. Six years and she has no fucking clue what she’s doing out there. She’s sloppy which means she can easily hurt someone. Someone with talent. Go back and dance for the mother ship of air heads. I’m tired of these shitty ditzy bitches coming into the wrestling world. Lets keep, Karma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Tamina. Get rid of the rest. Offer Trish and Lita a contract to help out Fit Finlay train the few that might have a decent career like Kelly Kelly, Eve and maybe Layla. Get Mickie James, Tara (Victoria) and Gail Kim back. Allow them to have strong matches. Use them properly and promote them properly. Then steal Velvet Sky and Angelina Love and rebuild the Beautiful People. How much work would the WWE have to put into fixing the Diva’s division? Not much. Look how fucking easy I made it. It’s just the matter of dollars and contracts. But it’s not completely hopeless. Get writers specifically for the Diva’s. Have three or four writers coming up with ideas and storylines for the Diva’s. Slowly infuse them into the shows and each week I bet those girls will be taken seriously again.

 

I’m glad Paul Heyman is back. Not overly thrilled at how he came back. The wrestling genius showed up last Monday on behalf of Brock Lesnar. It’s clear that Heyman will work as a fill-in for Lesnar since the WWE only has a limited amount of dates they can use Lesnar for. I’m assuming Heyman is there to speak for Lesnar who apparently hasn’t learned the proper way to cut a promo. Heyman, is an excellent promo man. He often says what he wants and goes off the cuff quite often. However, I didn’t feel it this past Monday. I felt nothing from him. I get that he was suppose to be angry about the treatment of Lesnar, but there was so much more lacking from that promo.

 

I guess what I’m really doing is just “Dexter-ing” one person, really! Surprised? Well, why butcher Lesnar right now since he wasn’t on this past week and really I’ve actually annihilated him 3 weeks in a row. I’m giving myself a Lesnar break! Lol!!

 

John Laurinaitis: I certainly have better things to do with my time then listen John Laurinaitis verbally masturbate.  Remember that drop cloth I mentioned before, time to lay that sucker down, and cover up because this is gonna get messy!!!!!!!!!!  This self-serving son of a bitch has become what Eric Bischoff was to WCW. A poison. A cancerous strain that has been injected into the core of the WWE. Slowly killing the company. A company which I’ve been loyal to since I was a youngling. If WWE goes under because of Laurinaitis, I’m out of wrestling. I can’t take TNA. I can watch it here or there but not consecutively. I’m glad that Laurinaitis feels that he can get off by stroking his own ego and boost his self confidence but like any masturbatory admissions, nobody needs to see that.  He’s talking about how he went into a fit of rage last week and attacked Cena, well that made me want to pee because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all. If he wants to see what a true fit of rage is, I’ll show him. OK him showing up here and there was annoying but livable. Now he’s taking up like fifteen minutes of television where a perfectly good match could be placed. That fifteen minutes isn’t including all the backstage segments in which they stick him and Eve in. I want my fucking wrestling back, and less of that ball-fart Laurinaitis. The writers actually have something good going on with the GM gimmick right now, but unfortunately they don’t have anyone good enough to work it. No matter how much Laurinaitis thinks he’s talented, he’s less talented than a door knob that WON’T turn. I’m starting to go bat crap cray-cray here and it’s his fault. If they could have actually put someone in there with a bit of a personality then maybe this stupid GM shit wouldn’t be so unbearable. What do we have to do in order to restore the business? I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of hearing that scratchy throat of his and now I want to cut it right out of him. That way, he can never talk again.

 

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW or SmackDown, and I missed NXT and Superstars. So yeah!

 

I’m not really sure why Maxine from NXT is all of a sudden on RAW tagging with Natalya.  Actually scratch that. As I wrote it, I figured it out, lol!! Beth Phoenix is “injured” and the Bella twats are gone (WHORE-YA), so there is a lack of heel Diva’s right now working in the division. Not sure if we will see Eve back in the ring as she’s got this “suck”-atary position going on under (yes I said under) John Laurinaitis. Whether or not they are going to turn AJ or Kaitlyn heel is unknown right now. They did waste a perfectly good spot on SmackDown this past week pitting those two against each other in what was not a wrestling match but more of a very weak chick fight. I almost had my friend Mat believing that AJ was twelve, but he’s too smart for me. Ha!

 

The end of RAW sucked pretty gnarly ass. I’m not sure how beneficial it is to not put over your WWE champion. I get that they want to keep Lord Tensai (Albert) undefeated, which is smart if they end up using him right (which they won’t), but still. Instead of Punk being pinned by Tensai, maybe they should have had Daniel Bryan go over Punk instead. At least then it adds that much fuel to Punk going into Over The Limit next Sunday. If Tensai pinned Punk, then he should be the one having the title match despite the Beat The Clock challenge from last week. That’s my opinion.

 

I was discussing with a facebook friend of mine about The SCORE’s AFTERMATH show they put on after they air SmackDown on Friday’s, and how much we both hate Renee. I’m so glad that someone actually agrees with me that she yells through the entire conversation and has absolutely no idea what is good and what is wrong with wrestling. She’s a fan of “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay. Like WTF is that?  She thinks Sheamus is nothing. I mean why is she on there? Is she suppose to be pulling in the female viewers? Because if she is, chances are they are fans of the Bella Twins and Kelly Kelly. Because this BITCH ain’t watching and never will. Anyone know where I can apply for her job because I at least know what the hell I’m talking about!! I should know, I’ve been doing this blog for 6 years almost! Plus I’ve been watching since I was still in one piece pajamas with the feet on them! Yes! FEET! God I miss those! I had this pair of Smurf jammies and oh dear heaven they were comfy!

 

OK um, awkward!

 

In a month, I’ll be trekking down to see one of my best friends for the first time since meeting him 8 years ago online. You guys know and love him as Sarge. I can’t wait for that. I’m hoping we can do a youtube video edition of the Boot Camp/Skirt Sheet. It would be super froot! Plus I get to meet his babies! I’m so looking forward to snuggles from Kaden and Aly! And Mrs. Sarge and I have some massive shopping planned as well. Hurry up MAY! I can’t wait to get my vay-cay on!

 

I think that’s a great spot to call it a night. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

How’s it hangin’, hosers?

Actually, don’t answer that.   The whole “hangin'” thing makes me think about certain parts of my anatomy.  Parts that are currently under a baggie filled with frozen peas to help with swelling.  I guess I should explain myself before this becomes any more uncomfortable.

Back on Wednesday, I had a vasectomy.  It was a mutually agreed upon decision after we had my daughter.  We had our little boy and our little girl, and we decided we were DONE.  So, I figured the best time to get the procedure was while I was still on active duty. Since I am technically done with the Air Force as of June 6th, I wanted to get in there and have it taken care of as soon as possible. Sure, I was nervous.  It’s freakin’ surgery….on my man parts!  The very thought of it would make a lesser man cringe and run away with his wiener tucked between his legs….or, as I like to call it, a “drag queen starter kit”.  But, I digress.

Anyway, I bit the bullet and went in there.  I sat down and  waited….and waited….and finally, they called me back to the room to get my gown on (the one where your ass hangs out the back) and get prepped.  Let me tell ya, it wasn’t really quite as I had imagined it, or even how other people had described it.  I felt a lot of really uncomfortable pressure and yes…some pain.  It was NOT pleasant whatsoever, but I got through it, and now I can say….it has been done.  No more kids for this crusty old Sergeant!

But, like I said, my wife and I are good with that.  Two perfect, healthy and ridiculously adorable little ones are just enough for us.

But, hey!!  What am I doing?  Why am I telling you all this??  We are a wrestling blog, not a medical journal.  The best I can do is relate this to wrestling by comparing it to the bit where Mr. Yamaguchi-san (from Kaientai) confronted Val Venis and said, “I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!”.

Well, they didn’t “choppy-choppy” anything.  One tiny incision, two stitches.  That’s all it was, in the end.  Sure, my “McNuggets”
will never be the same, but it’s still a Happy Meal, baby! Super-size that bitch!  Well, not for a few more weeks, that is.  I need my time to heal.

Speaking of needing time to heal, I think I need to change the subject before we lose all our male readers with all this wiener surgery talk.  I know we’re all adults here, but there are some things even the most macho of us “men-folk” can’t stomach for very long.

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Looks like my balls weren’t the only ones having a bad week.  Anyone remember “Rimjob” from last year’s WWE Tough Enough?  The former Miss USA?  She was sentenced this week for her arrest back in December for driving drunk  with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit in the state of Michigan.  Fakih was given six months probation, 20 hours of community service, and $600 in fines and costs.

I think it’s safe to say we all dodged a bullet when she was eliminated from Tough Enough.  If this is her lifestyle and she is going to get nabbed for such stupid and completely avoidable shit like this, she would have been “future endeavored” long before she ever saw the light of a WWE arena.

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Being the MF’n king of segues, the guy who actually won last season’s Tough Enough, “Big Andy” Leavine was released from WWE about two weeks ago (April 23, 2012).  You gotta love how people go through all that trouble to win a competition like Tough Enough and then never amount to a pile of bunny turds!

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Remember not long ago, just before WrestleMania, when The Rock sang about basically screwing Cena’s wife?  Well, he didn’t, but he might just as well have because news broke earlier this week of John Cena filing for divorce from his wife (and high school sweetheart), Liz.  No real details were given, but no doubt the life of a sports entertainer, the long hours on the road and the hectic schedule just finally broke the couple apart.  It happens all the freakin’ time.  Seems not even “super Cena” is impervious to the effects his life has on his personal relationships.

But, as if there aren’t enough comparisons and similarities between Cena and Hulk Hogan, Liz Cena has hired prominent attorney Raymond Rafool, who also represented Linda Hogan in her divorce.

Creepy, isn’t it?

I guess even his wife got tired of choking on the Kung Pow chicken after all this time.  Hope Cena has fun doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle…….

Nah, it’s too easy!

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So, who else thinks that the news of Brock Lesnar quitting WWE last Monday night is all a huge pile of bullshit?  I’m not believing for one second that he only came back for a month to have one match against John Cena and break Triple H’s arm before leaving again.

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One last thing for this week, it appears to me that Eve has come down with an incurable case of Bella Syndrome.  She’s the latest WWE Diva to have fallen out of usefulness in the ring and assigned a role to portray backstage.  However, instead of having her lurk around aimlessly, they gave her a fancy new job title and have her dress like a naughty librarian…which I am not completely against.  She’s not my favorite Diva by any means, but I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed.  Just sayin’….

But, this all seems to point to an inevitable “future endeavoring” in the near future.  It happens all the time.  When people stop seeing as much ring time and are given a more backstage presence, it generally means they are on the chopping block.  I guess we will have to wait and see what really happens, but if you wake up one day, check your Facebook or Twitter feed and get the news of Eve being FE’d, well…..just remember, I told you so!

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You know what?  I’m done for this week!  Sure, I might have more I could possibly talk about, but I don’t want to give it all away at one time.  I mean, don’t even get me started about John Laurinaitis being Cena’s opponent at Over The Limit…and how fucking retarded that idea is.

Anyway, I’m going to get out of here for now.  I’ll be back next week unless I happen to suck at budgeting my time and let a thunderstorm stop me from getting my article done when I had the time to work on it. Yeah, that’s what happened last week!  I totally botched that one like a freakin’ BOSS!  This week, I didn’t even let getting neutered stand in the way of bringing this thing to all of you!

You damn well better appreciate this!

But, I’ll see you all back here next time.  Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Oh! One last thing.  It has come to my attention that, in the past month or so, our numbers have been going up considerably.  The number of people who visit this blog each week, that is.  It has jumped to levels I never imagined.  Lord knows who actually read this stuff, but I just wanted to say….to all of you who are….

THANK YOU!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone… which actually makes it fair.

The Sarge’s YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/F4WBootCamp

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That’s it for this weeks edition. Next week we will have our WWE Over The Limit PPV predictions. Sorry to all those TNA fans who missed our predictions this week, but truth be told, I forgot. And Greg reminded me way too late for me to go digging. So Next week the Skirt Sheet will have the low down TNA’s ppv (whatever the name is this month, haha). Cheers!

 

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you are say-ing…I don’t speak UGLY!”

-Angelina Love

Extreme Rules Ruled, CM Punk, Bye-Bye Bellas & Movie news!

Welcome to this weeks very special edition of the Fatal 4-Way. We have a special guest writer this week. Diva’s niece, Kaitlyn.  Kaitlyn is thirteen and wrote this piece for a school project and received 100% on it, so she will be our featured writer this week. So without further adieu, lets get this party started shall we? How about some You tube blogs from The Game?

Sabu Death Rumours: Not True:

http://youtu.be/nvTR156cmqQ

 

 

Extreme Rules/RAW Recap:

http://youtu.be/Czqm4r9IiIM

 

Hello everyone, how are you guys and gals doing this week? I’m doing pretty well myself. This past week in wrestling has been pretty entertaining! It seems that WWE has been putting on some great stuff lately. Let’s get this party or blog started!

Extreme Rules PPV has been described as the best PPV of the year so far! Not only was it better than two of the WWE top PPVs (Royal Rumble and WrestleMania) I did really well with my predictions for this PPV. I ended up with 5 and 2! Not bad I say! My winners were Cody Rhodes, Sheamus, CM Punk, Randy Orton, and Santino! My two losers were Brock Lesnar and Brie Bella.

I was quite shocked when I found out the results of the Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena match. I really thought Brock was going to go over in that match. He pretty much dominated the match and destroyed Cena. Both guys put on an awesome Extreme Rules match. Cena and Brock both bled in this match. At one point the training crew came out and checked on Cena just to make sure his blood wasn’t oozing out too much (it is also part of the Wellness Policy too I believe). Even though Brock didn’t get the win, I’m sure these two guys will meet again. Next time it will be different for Cena I’m sure!

Another match that went well was Randy Orton vs. Kane. These two guys can put on a great match together. They seem to have really great chemistry together. I knew Orton was going to win this match because he lost at Mania. I didn’t think WWE was going let Orton lose two PPV matches in a row. I hope these guys end up having another match or two down the road. But now it is time for both of them to move on.

One more match I want to talk about from the PPV is Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan. It ended up stealing the show. These guys put on one hell of a match. They finally showed the world that they can perform well together. WWE gave them enough time to work this time and it was a best two out three matches. Sheamus got the first win, then Daniel Bryan got the second win, then Sheamus ended up getting the third win and he won the match.  Congrats to both guys! J

On RAW this week it was announced CM Punk would defend his WWE Championship against the winner of the beat the clock match. First match saw The Miz go up against Santino. The Miz ended up winning at 4 mins and 10 seconds. The second match saw Jericho and Big Show both losing just over one second. I thought for sure someone screwed up in that match. Because I don’t think even the referee knew who won for sure! LOL Then came Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger and Randy Orton got the win and his time was better than The Miz’s time. Then we had Daniel Bryan vs. Jerry The King Lawler and that match was good with Daniel Bryan getting the win and also the best time. So there you have it, the main event of Over The Limit PPV will be CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship! Yes! Yes! Yes! One of my New Year predictions is going to happen now! I can’t wait to see these guys perform. It is going to be one of the best pure wrestling matches in a long time!

Another thing that happened on RAW this past week was with John Cena. He ended up coming out at the end of RAW to confront John Laraunist about who he was going to face at the next PPV. It turns out that it is going to be John vs. John at Over The Limit! Can you believe it?! Our good old GM of RAW and Smackdown is going to wrestle again! Apparently he started training this week in WWE headquarters. So this is going to happen folks. Do we really want to see this match? No not really, but I’m hoping this will be the end of John Laraunist being the GM. But I guess we will soon enough find out.

I have some movie news for you guys. First off the WWE found a replacement for the third installment of The Marine: Homefront. It is going to be The Miz. The role was supposed to be for Randy Orton who later had to step down from it because he had heat with the US Marines. The other plan was for CM Punk to step in for the role but Vince decided against it because he didn’t want to lose CM Punk on the road. So the role was given to The Miz instead. They also ended up tweaking up the script for The Miz instead of it being his daughter getting kidnapped, it will be his niece. Filming of this movie starts in June in Vancouver!

In other WWE film news Wade Barrett is in a supported role in an upcoming Colin Ferrel movie! The movie is called Dead Man Down. I’m not sure what Barrett’s role is but I’m sure it is something great! I know Diva can’t wait to see that movie!

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you all Have A Nice Day!! J

  

May I just say… Wow! Extreme Rules was an amazing pay-per-view. I actually enjoyed it much more than WrestleMania. I know that’s like blasphemy, but it’s true. I thoroughly enjoyed this weeks pay-per-view. I’ll talk more about that in a second, right now it’s time to shut it and get to bidness….

 

It’s May 6th, and do you know where your Bella Twins are? No? Neither do I, and you know what… I don’t care! I am totally elated to have the population of bitches who cannot wrestle down one in the locker room. I know what you’re thinking, your scratching your head (which is a great vaccation for your balls) wondering if I can count. Well of course I can, you troglodytes! There are two Bella twats, however, last Sunday Layla returned. So technically we are down only one non-wrestling whore. So with the joyous departure of Brie and Nikkie Bella, we have to suffer through the return of Layla, who in the year that she was out with her knee injury (oh what a semi-joyous year that was), never learned one iota of wrestling. She came back, and looked the EXACT same as she did a year ago, if not more dangerous to anyone she faces in the ring.  I didn’t think it could get worse but it does because she defeated Nikki (actually it was Brie for Nikki’s title) to become WWE Diva’s champion. *SMH!

 

I totally get that they felt the need to swerve us all because we all thought it would be Kharma stepping in, but did they really think it mattered to most of us whether or not they swerved us with the Diva’s championship? Um no. You know why? Because nobody gives two shits!

 

The WWE wasn’t completely without their surprises at the pay-per-view (and damn this piece of turkey is fucking dryer than dirt. WTF did I do it? Oye) as they completely made me blink multiple times and say “what in the blue arm pits of hell is the WWE thinking?” I’m sure I don’t even have to tell most of you where I’m going with this. But in what world does it make sense for the WWE to acquire Brock Lesnar, put him right away in a high profile match against John Cena and then HAVE. HIM. LOSE?! They just totally pissed away 5-million bucks on this. This makes me wonder, what did they offer Lesnar in return that he would be willing to put Cena over? We all know that I can’t stand Lesnar, but even I think this is a horrible idea. Don’t get me wrong, the match was actually rather good, if not leaning towards the MMA side that Lesnar is used to. It was extremely (ha! pardon the pun) active and full of different shit. I also think the Chicago crowd had a lot to do with it as they were hot from the dark match between Santino Marella and The Miz right til the end of Lesnar/Cena. Sometimes a great crowd like that can make an entire pay-per-view. I have to say, even Cena managed to wow me. Lesnar had him in some kind of MMA submission hold that was similar to the triangle choke and Cena just lift Lesnar up and slammed him down. It was something.

Even Lesnar did this huge suicide dive over the ropes in order to take out Cena. Both guys, were brutal with each other but I was actually interested. I don’t think that happens too often with me and Cena matches. He is a douche after all. And Lesnar is a pompous prick. I always say I will give credit where credit is due, and these two earned the credit.

 

Another fantastic match was that of CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight. The match itself was emotionally charged and Punk and Jericho proved that they can adapt to virtually any style. However it wasn’t really a street fight unless that means fighting in jeans (whoopie shit). These two mixed it up quite well. They really do work amazingly together which doesn’t surprise me since they are both, to me anyways, the best in the world. Equally.

 

My third favourite match has to go to Kane vs. Randy Orton in a falls count anywhere match. Generally I hate falls count anywhere matches because they never actually take advantage of the stipulation. This one they did. They went everywhere in the arena. Fought all over the backstage area, even into the lounge area where some low card WWE superstars and diva’s were “watching” the match. I have to say, for the fanciness of the arena, they sure put random polls in strangest places…

Random posts right there in the middle of the wrestler’s lounge area. Lol! Typical of the WWE.

 

Next I have to give massive credit to Sheamus and Daniel Bryan for not having an 18 second match this time. However, if I were Sheamus I think I would pass on this t-shirt it might give the wrong impression…

Lol! Bryan and Sheamus put on a great 2 out of 3 falls match. Bryan making the mistake by giving Sheamus the first fall by basically getting himself disqualified after pummeling Sheamus in the corner and ignoring the ref’s count. He then proceeded to lock on the “yes” lock and took the second fall over Sheamus because the Great White Hype passed out. I did enjoy their match and I’m glad they re-did it as it was necessary for both Sheamus and Bryan to remain credible.

 

Big Show lost his Intercontinental championship to Cody Rhodes in a half decent match. They spun the RAW roulette wheel in the pre-show and it landed on a tables match. I didn’t think it would have been possible but this time the match didn’t end with your typical body being driven hard through a table, but instead a foot slipping off the ring apron after getting drop kicked. It counted, and I have to say, well done because I didn’t see that coming.  Personally I think Rhodes is the better choice for Intercontinental champion anyways.

 

As usual they added to very random matches, Brodus Clay vs. Dolph Ziggler and please don’t ask me to talk about that because I didn’t watch it (the power of fast forward people), same goes with Ryback (aka Skip Sheffield) and the two hillbilly inbred jobbers that he had to face. I didn’t watch it because I could care less.

 

So moving away from the WWE pay-per-view.

 

I’m getting a kick out of Wade Barrett’s fans. Obviously so is he. All his female fans (not me because I’m actually a decent and intelligent person) are freaking out because he was spotted outside a strip club in Philidelphia two weekends ago. Big fucking whoop! He’s an adult, single male who can go watch some naked sluts take their clothes off as he shoves bills in their g-strings or other places (I swear I have no idea where that fiver went he gave me). Take it easy bitches, because Barrett gets easily amused over stupid people (as do I), and he may not have been posting on Twitter since his injury, but he hasn’t stopped reading it. And because of the “uproar” he’s back on working an angle over everybody by posing as his attorney and basically has been making fun of each and every one of you. You know what, I’m enjoying it as well. Barrett and I are sick people who feed of stupidity. Granted I can be stupid too but I’m not nearly as naive or as self-involved to even believe for one second that I would EVER have a chance with Wade Barrett.  I wouldn’t turn him down if he showed up today but I’m not dumb. All these bitches get all worked up because he’s in a fucking strip club. Grow up! Let the man have his titties, steak and beer. (I just take this as great pride in knowing that he isn’t gay. All those Boner Barrage photos from a few months ago had me thinking, crap! Lol).

 

Hmm… what else can I talk about. Ooh. I’m part way through my “You Think You Know Me?” The Story of Edge blu-ray. Sorry, I’m dropping the ball because quite frankly I’ve been distracted by a friend of mine. He’s amazing and seriously resembles Edge in many ways. It’s almost erie, lol!  Once I get through the matches, I’ll be on the review. So far, I love it. I love the story, and I love the special features on disk one. Big hit WWE! Big Fucking Hit!!! God I miss Edge!

 

Word spread all over tumblr about Rey Mysterio and what exactly he was suspended the 60-days for. I’m not really surprised that the moron tried to back peddle…

It’s time for….

Tis the season for releasing, fa-la-la-la-laaaa-la-la-la-la! The first of many more to come, I’m sure, has finally been released. Goldust was released this past Tuesday. Many of you are probably thinking, well so were the Bella’s. And you would be right to some extent, however the Bella’s weren’t fired, as much as they opted not to renew their contract with the WWE. I’m sure, however, that they got the traditional, “all the best in their future endevours” send off to their future career as Hooter waitresses.  *Apparently Goldusts release is currently a speculation nothing completely informing has come of this right from WWE as of yet.

 

I had a great end to my week this week. I managed to watch RAW from work Tuesday night and witnessed R-Truth and Kofi Kingston take the WWE Tag Team Championships from Epico & Primo. I was really excited because I did a little mini-jump from my work chair. I didn’t even realize I did it until it happened, lol!! So I randomly tweeted about it. Then got this back…

Totally made my week! Thank-you Kofi!

 

 

I’m also very proud to FINALLY present my niece, Kaitlyn, with her piece on CM Punk that she handed in for a school project. She aced it. So she’s up next and I am just oozing with pride right now. As for me, I’m out of here for this week as I am out of funny, pointless shit to talk about. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Anyone can be

Best in the World

Biography on CM Punk

By Kaitlyn

 

We all have a different way to express our opinion. They may not all be understood, but it’s part of our human nature. For many, that search will lead them to entertainment. More specifically, WWE Wrestling. As we look through the history of WWE, one great name, will come forth: CM Punk (Previous Legal name: Phil Brooks). Through his confidence, hard work, and determination, he has inspired many to see the value in life. Yet it’s only when we look into his past, his accomplishments and impact on our world that a immense picture materializes of this hero, to many.

 

How does a hero emerge? CM Punk didn’t just become famous overnight. If you look into his past, there is a tough path he had to follow to become the man he is now. Punk didn’t make his exponential debut until 1999, but not just anyone could walk off the street and become a world wide wrestling sensation. Even before his debut he still had to work to his hardest, in everything he did. He wanted this dream to come true since he was young (partly stemming from being teased as a child, as were many others). But he wanted to be different, and show he had determination, worth and thought as well. This showed lots in his early years of professional wrestling; wearing stained jeans, a vest and pantyhose over his head. He started his great adventure to talent & fame, trained by Ace Steel and Danny Dominion at Steel Dominion Wrestling School. Along his way, Punk also learned Muay Thai Kickboxing, Brazilian Jujitsu and more. Once he made his debut he went on a brutal ride, trying to make it to the big times (RAW & SmackDown). He had a few hard years through out his eventual victorious decade. On his way he made a name for himself, a true straight edge wrestler with an opinion, who knew how to present it, and be heard. Once he joined RAW in 2008, he made the world of wrestling, must see entertainment. And continues to do so, winning many world championships, never dying down and always striving for what he wants. CM Punk is a very different individual, as all wrestlers are. But they all came from amazing childhoods and individual road’s to fame, that how could they not be? He gained many dissimilar qualities, growing from his experiences from his training/trainers, family, friends, homes,  interests, etc. A person is a creation of their past. Also so is the case with CM Punk, whose earlier years led to his accomplishments.

 

When you look into CM Punk’s accomplishments, it is made obvious how they have brought him to be the “Best in the World”, as Punks quote states. CM Punk has achieved many goals and accomplishments that he sets his mind to. He’s won; ECW World Champ, Heavy Weight Champ, Intercontinental Champ, Tag Team Champ (with WWE Superstar, Kofi Kingston), he is the current WWE Champ and many many more. CM Punk even won OMG Moment of the year not too many years ago, and 2011 Super Star of the year. Even though he didn’t actually “win” all these Championship’s, because all WWE is staged wrestling, he still had to work hard and strive to get to the highest level of the wrestling profession. To be granted a position as a WWE Superstar, let alone his character reaching the point of WWE Champ.

 

According to http://cmpunk.com/punk-information/biography & http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Bios/cmpunk.html, Punk is 100% Straight Edge (Drug & Alcohol free). Though some don’t believe CM Punk has ever had a single drink in his life, and also during his WWE career, some believe he has. People believe he hasn’t because you cannot have tattoo’s/permanent illustrations, on your own skin, to represent something you don’t believe in. Whether it’s for a lifetime career or not. Some peoples stress outlets are drugs, some alcohol, and some, tattoo’s. Punk’s outlet is simply tattoo’s. Many people find it quite an accomplishment to have over looked, ignored and said no to drugs, as many other people, strive to accomplish in their lifetime, and fail. Because of these amazing accomplishments, you may also realize what astounding impact on society CM Punk must have.

 

Some people may ask why CM Punk is a great man, how so did he shape the WWE Universe to what it is and why is he so empowering today? From his struggles to become the best wrestler, he did a lot for WWE, NXT and more at their times. Such as, winning championships and showing an amazing example of character. From the world of WWE to our world today, CM Punk continues his world impact. For example, he made people realize, you can achieve what ever you want to if you think you can, no matter who stands in your way. He’s also made people realize you should never back down from someone, when you truly know you can kick their asses. Yet it’s not only in the world of wrestling that CM Punk has an impact. Drug and alcohol addicts have also felt his influence. Because if he can live a life of wrestling, traveling around the world, stress and partying, without alcohol overdose or drugs, then they can live their fairly normal, average life, without drugs/alcohol. From CM Punk’s example, the world today can learn the importance of self-work, self-pride and self-confidence.

 

In conclusion, Punks past, his accomplishments, and his impact on our society, has allowed him to stand out from all other WWE Superstars. He’s very important to the WWE Universe, his millions of fans, friends, family and me because he represents the fun, free, side of Wrestling Entertainment and life. And WWE is even in itself, important to our world, because it helps us realize that no matter how hard we try for everyone to understand peace, equality and friendship, there always must be and always will still be that small need for fun frustration and true excitement in life. And if everything in life is fun, then nothing is. Without it, life would be boring. We need some sad, difficult things to make the good things seem better. And what better way to do that, than expressing your opinion through fun, conflicting emotions of WWE; action, thrill, horror, happiness, and true enthusiasm. So continue to strive to be the “Best in the World” and achieve your standards of hard work, thrill, and excitement. 🙂

 

That’s it for this week’s edition of the Fatal 4-Way. Next Sunday is Mother’s Day so be kind to your Mama’s and call them. OMG Pretend I didn’t just Funkasaurus you! But really you should totally call your mother if not visit or think of or whatever you do to honour the woman who pushed your fat baby ass out her body for hours and hours and hours on end, just to give you life.

 

“Soda’s Rule!”

-Edge and Christian

Extreme Rules Predictions, Brock Lesnar, & Rey Mysterio!

Congratulations to my guys! Making the switch over to WordPress has paid off. I feel so much more like we are finally getting our voices heard. Last week we had 895 views of our blog, and that’s not including our email list. Cheers. It feels like we just did a WWE pay-per-view, didn’t it? Well it’s time for another edition of The Boot Camp, The Skirt Sheet & Youtube vids by The Game! Plus our Extreme Rules Predictions. So lets get on with it, shall we?

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Orale, vatos!

Wow, it feels like it was just a week ago I was sitting here doing my last article.  Oh wait…I was.  And here, I thought Groundhog Day only came once a year.

Mah bad!

Sounded like the Funkasaurus right there.  Totally not intentional.  I would never do that on purpose!  Especially now that he has been saddled with Tard-swoggle.  What tiny speck of acceptance I had for Brodus Clay after everything I have seen from him since he came back is now gone.  POOF!!  I forgave him for all the gelatinous booty shaking and for bringing back the “Melina &  Alicia Fox” moron back from her hilariously short run on last year’s Tough Enough.  I even found the heart to look past that debacle at WrestleMania where he brought out his “Mama” and the Duck-Butt Brigade….I mean, the “Bridge Club”.  Bringing Hornswoggle into this is just the last straw, and I’m the fucking camel!

Okay, yeah.  Go ahead and do it.  Picture me as a camel.  I set myself up for that.  Have a good laugh and get it out of your system!  Just know this….even as a freakin’ camel, I’m still not nearly as stupid as Hornswoggle is on his best day!

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Alright, I’m going to take back what I said last week about Brock Lesnar’s promo.  Once I went back and paid closer attention to it, I realized it wasn’t all that great after all.  Kind of childish and dumb, if you ask me.  Talking about piss running down Cena’s leg and all? Really?  Okay, it’s funny, but saying shit like that isn’t going to intimidate anyone.  Why not just call him “Little Johnny Poopy Pants” and make fun of his Mom or something.  Sing a song that has “Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo” in it!  Hey, as long as Brock doesn’t call him Kung Pow chicken or bring up Fruity Pebbles, I’m still on board.

I just think he could have done it a little better.  Sorry, but it’s true.

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Quick question for you.  What the fuck is a “Ryback”??

Apparently…..THIS IS.

He used to be Skip Sheffield of the Nexus as early as last year, but he disappeared and has come back with this new gimmick.  I’ve seen someone refer to him as the “white Ezekiel Jackson”.  Ha haa…  That’s a good one.  I just see him as another Goldberg…only, probably not as likely to enjoy a ridiculous winning streak.

I’ll just call him “Goldback”.

There is another guy in WWE with a similar gimmick.  Hunico is also sometimes known as “Wetback”.

You’re welcome!

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FYI No, I have not seen The Hunger Games.  Please shut the fuck up about it!  Thank you.

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TNA started a new concept this week called Open Fight Night.  It’s a once-a-month deal where all titles are up for grabs and anyone can challenge anyone at any time.  Hogan sold it as this huge way to shake things up in TNA.  The only thing that was shocking about it was how boring it turned out to be.  No titles changed hands.  Both the Television title and the Tag Team championship were highlighted, but it the end, both champions retained.

How exciting!

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There was another contract signing on RAW this week for Brock Lesnar VS John Cena at Extreme Rules.  No better reason to go to bed early, if you ask me.  I didn’t even bother watching it.  Just like CM Punk and Sting have mentioned in the past….Hell, just as I have said in recent memory, contract signings all end up the same.  Totally predictable!  Words are exchanged, furniture gets turned over and people get hurt.

Whoop-dee-freakin’-DOO!!

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Well, everyone.  It’s time for me to go back under my rock.  I’ve talked about pretty much everything I can think of for now.  If you were expecting me to talk about something, and I happened to leave it out of the rotation, I really don’t care.  I don’t answer to you!  I make up my subject matter on my own and I talk about whoever and whatever I damn well please.

But, who knows?  Maybe I’ll talk about that thing you were hoping I’d touch on in next week’s article.  Why not drop back by and see what comes up?

I’ll see you all back here next time, troops.  Until then…YOU’RE DISMISSED!

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Good day my friends! Isn’t completely awesome right now? I’m so enjoying my life at the moment. I’m happy, I have great people in my life and I couldn’t really ask for more right now. I do have a lot to talk about this week, and even though I’m in a fantastic mood (not sarcasm), I have a lot of ranting to do. So it’s time to shut it and get to bidnes…

 

Edge was at RAW this week not just do go out there and cut a promo on John Cena in front of Cena, but he was there to discuss his contract that is up on the 30^th of this month. Apparently the WWE was really upset that word of Edge’s contract ending got out, but in this day and age, how can stuff like that not get out? Apparently the WWE did offer Edge a new contract, one that is similar to the one that Shawn Michaels and Mick Foley has. It’s said that Michaels makes about $300,000 a year for sporadic appearances, and Foley makes a bit less than that. I guess the WWE offered Edge even less than what Foley is making. To me that’s very insulting. I think Edge should ask for more and maybe take over commentating. He would be Amahzing at it. He has an excellent voice, and vocabulary, he knows the business probably better than anyone else who is talking and sexier, although I’m sure that isn’t a job requirement or else why is Cole there? HA!  Edge is lovely, isn’t he? God I wish that man had a twitter but I totally understand why he doesn’t. Lol!!

 

Anyone remember WCW star, Buff Bagwell? I know who he is, but I never really, no I never watched anything with him. Bagwell was in a bad car accident on Monday, while traveling in his Jeep. The former WCW star lost control apparently because he had a seizure. Last I heard he was in the ICU and suffered a broken neck and several other bones. Hopefully he’ll pull through and be alright.

 

Remember how I had mentioned that there will be some firings coming up.

The WWE has already started. Sure enough with their talent down in Florida Championship Wrestling and with their 2011 Tough Enough winner, Andy Levine. He tweeted about his release recently.

“On my way to acquire some much needed experience. I’m just gettin’ started in this business.”

Best of luck in all your future endevours Andy.

Does anyone watch NXT? I managed to catch the last half an hour of this weeks show, and caught the Diva’s tag match that was on it. I must say, I have underestimated NXT season 3 winner, Kaitlyn, by a surmountable degree. Both she and NXT contestant, Maxine, are not bad in the ring. Kaitlyn tagged with Tamina Snuka and Maxine with Natalya Neidhart this week and the four of them had one hell of a tag team match together. It actually gave me hope for the future of the Diva’s. I’m not dumb enough to hold my breath because the match was on NXT, not RAW or SmackDown. The WWE should really take a closer look and think real hard about this. Maybe they should be sticking some of their female talent on NXT and their female NXT talent on the main roster. The match wasn’t messy, it was well timed, and looked strong and the Diva’s that were involved in the match did a match that could have easily been from the Trish/Lita era. It was a match that I have come to expect from the TNA Knockouts, not the WWE Diva’s. So congrats ladies, and keep it up because for once, I may actually tune in next week too.

Now I’m not sure if I should stay on the Diva’s or go with NXT? Both could work. So I shall pause for now and proceed in my nerd learning and watch Star Wars: A New Hope, before continuing on.

Despite the fact that the Bella Twins’ contract is up as of April 30th, one of them defeated Beth Phoenix this pat Monday night on the 3-hour RAW. Phoenix who worked an injury angle was so convincing that she managed to keep it going on to the next day in the airport. Nikki Bella is your new WWE Diva’s Champion. Yes I have a problem with this, and NO I’m not overly worried since it’s a great set up for Kharma’s return, either this Sunday  or Monday night to follow through and destroy the Bella twats. The WWE decided to take the Diva’s championship off of Beth Phoenix so that she and Kharma wouldn’t work a major angle right away. I don’t blame them for wanting to build towards an angle at all, as it makes more logical sense. Before I finish….

You’re NEW WWE Camel Toe Champion… NIKKI BELLA!!!!!!

I’m certainly NOT going to miss seeing them…The Bella’s, but for the record I won’t miss the camel toes either since they seem to be the queens of the toe! Except that is looking mysteriously more like a moose knuckle or elephant fist. OK, mooooving on!!!!

Obviously I chose to go the root of the Diva’s after NXT but now is a good time to talk about NXT again. Well not really NXT but more about Tyson Kidd, real name TJ Wilson. He’s basically a staple to the NXT line-up of workers. I enjoy watching Tyson Kidd. I think he is a tremendous young athlete and talent. However what I don’t enjoy, is how he is stuck on the low card. Jobbing to new guys to put them over, when he can out work them in any fucking match. Yeah, he’s a smaller guy and Vince McMahon clearly still has issues with the smaller talent, but that shouldn’t reflect on their ability. McMahon doesn’t like them because they’re small. Not because they lack talent. He is all about the visual. Nevermind that Cena can’t work a match to save his life, but he does look good. He’s big and bulky, and handsome. Tyson is handsome, got a great body, but he’s small (no penis cracking jokes because we all know why I call him the ANACONDA-lol). As I was sitting there watching NXT this past Thursday before I left for work, Kidd locked in a submission hold that I have never seen before. It was sick looking and I loved it. Johnny Curtis tapped out and Kidd went on to win the match. I guess the best way to describe the hold is a cross between the sharpshooter and the triangle choke meets some other submission hold. It was unique and it stood out.

What I’m tired of is seeing Tyson Kidd getting treated like he is being treated. I don’t think it’s a far stretch for me to say this, but I could watch Tyson Kidd matches all day long over anybody else in the WWE or even TNA. Maybe not study him on RAW or SmackDown because if he is on one of the big shows, he’s not going to have a good match because that’s how they booked him. But if you watch him on Superstar and NXT, you will see so much talent just emanating from him that you’ll have to agree. He works hard, but gets dick-all in return. It’s not fair. It really isn’t.

Moving on because I’m getting mad. I’m tryin to remain happy here people!

 

Rey Perscriptiono strikes again!! Ah-ha! For those who may not get the reference, Rey Mysterio has been suspended for 60-Days for his second violation of the WWE’s Wellness Policy. Funny thing is, I didn’t think he was even working right now? Thought he was still injured? I don’t really have too much to say about this, partly because it’s right there in front of you. I do have 2 words……… Dumb Ass!

Can we get a Woot-Woot?! Kofi Kingston and Chris Jericho steal the show on RAW this week with another fantastic match. These two work so well together that I can’t wait until Kofi gets a push and has a real run with Jericho. These two have so much chemistry in the ring and I so thoroughly enjoy watching both men in the ring together putting on a match.  I can’t even directly pin-point exactly what it is. The pace of the match, the combination of high-risk, and technical. I honestly don’t know. What I do know is that they are very smooth and polished in the ring together. Neither of them miss a beat and they seem to flow into the next set of moves. It doesn’t matter who wins, because they both do in the end. Kofi makes Jericho look good, and Jericho makes Kofi look good. And maybe that’s just it, maybe it’s the fact that no matter what, they are putting each other over out there in the ring. It’s like you can see the trust they have in each other and that’s what makes it look so easy.

* TIME FOR ANOTHER LEGEN-WAIT FOR IT——-DARY BROCK LESNAR RANT *

You know, if the WWE want to exploit the fact that Brock Lesnar is a egotistical-self righteous prick, then they succeeded. I know that those demands would never fly in any company, and I sincerely doubt Lesnar asked for them, but they just added something to his douchiness. In all honesty, I wouldn’t have put it past Lesnar to have actually asked for that kind of king-like treatment, but the fact to the matter is, no matter who returns to the WWE, especially from a successful career in a more realistic field such as UFC, there will be that “High and Mighty” attitude that comes along with the success they had garnered somewhere else.  Lesnar’s self-adoration for himself only adds to this attitude that he thinks his shit doesn’t stink and that anyone in the WWE is beneath him. Likely he truly believes this. Nevermind the fact that they work 300 days a year. Travel all over the world, entertaining and working their asses off for the fans (even the heels), they do meet and greets, Make-A-Wish foundation work, reading campaigns, & Anti-bullying campaigns (nevermind the fact that Lesnar is a fucking bully). Every WWE Superstar, Diva, official, executive, crew (production to otherwise) are working every single day, and they’re working hard. And in comes a guy, who did two to three pay-per-views a year. Hasn’t been in the ring or the octagon in a while because of illness. He loses the UFC heavyweight championship then “retires.” Gee could it be because you lost and you couldn’t hack the fact that you aren’t the shits bananas? You look like CRAP you son of a bitch. You have boobs, and droopy drunk man arms. Yeah, DRUNK MAN! HA! If I could find a icon that had it’s tongue sticking out then it would be where this long sentence is currently! I don’t like Lesnar, I never have liked Lesnar. And I was glad when he left the WWE, I cheered when someone owned his ass in UFC. I am not happy he’s back. I don’t think he’s good for business and I think that most of the shit he is saying is dead on. He’s there for money, he’s there for himself. Seeking what, I’m not sure. But as much as I hate the fucking retarded bastard, it took some hauchspa (just make a sound like your going to hawk a loogie, I don’t know how to spell yiddish) to walk back into that locker room. If you thought that The Rock had issues with some of the talent that has worked their tails off, then Lesnar is in for something super special. Most of the talent is already not pleased he’s back. Just a heads up, rumour has it that it might be Lesnar vs. Randy Orton at SummerSlam. This is one Diva, not looking forward to the burial of my Orgasmic Orton. I guess it could be worse, Lesnar could derail the Barrage! FUCKING TOOL!!!!

That’s it for me this week, unless I think of something else between now and Saturday night to say, then I’ll plop it in somewhere. Funny y’all will never know because it’ll be in the middle. For all you know I wrote this first and shoved everything else in. HAHAHAHA!!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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WWE

Extreme Rules

-Pre-Show on Youtube:

WWE United States Championship: C)Santino Marella  vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: Santino Marella

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Greg’s Prediction:Santino Marella

-Stipulation TBD WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Big Show  vs. Cody Rhodes

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show

The Game’s Prediction: Big Show

Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

-2 out 3 Falls Match, World Championship: C) Sheamus  vs.  Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-Falls Count Anywhere: Randy Orton vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction:  Randy Orton

Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella  vs. Beth Phoenix

Sarge’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

Diva’s Prediction: Nikkie Bella by DQ (thanks to Kharma)

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-Chicago Street Fight, WWE Championship: C) CM Punk  vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Dru…Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-Extreme Rules Match: John Cena    vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar (I just puked in my mouth)

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it for this week’s Fatal 4-Way. I hope you guys will let us know how you feel about Extreme Rules. Remember we are always looking for people to do Run-In. You can email us at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com And we will be glad to add you into our publication the following week. Happy Weekend!

“Has anybody in the history of the alphabet been able to say it backwards?”

-CM Punk RAW (April 23, 2012)

WrestleMania 28 FUN-FUN-FUN!!!

FINALLY!!! WrestleMania is in a matter of hours. I bet y’all can’t wait for tonight!! As usually we have a full weekend here for you all, so lets get to it, shall we?

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Alrighty then!  Hey, know what time it is?

Did you just look at your watch?  No, I meant in general.  Do you know what time it is?  It’s not lunch time….or dinner time….or sexy time…or Daylight Savings time…or even Vader time.  No, it’s Boot Camp time, bitches!  Let’s get to it!

More importantly, it’s WRESTLEMANIA TIME!  Yes, this Sunday (perhaps it’s Sunday when you’re reading this blog) it’s the greatest pay-per-view event of the year!  The WWE’s Super Bowl.  Did you think I was going to sit this one out??  Awww HELL NO!  In fact, I’ve got a little something here for ya.

Listen up!

The Sarge is back

And I’m here to entertain ya!

Bringing you a rap

About this Sunday’s WrestleMania.

Chris Jericho returned

And he’s challenged CM Punk.

Trying to break down the champ

Calling his Dad a drunk.

Dredging up family secrets

Getting under Punk’s skin.

Jericho thinks these mind games

Are going to help him win.

Once all the talking’s finished

And the final salvo hurled,

We’ll see who is left standing

As the REAL “Best In The World”!

There’s a battle for control

With Team Johnny and Team Teddy.

Laurinaitis on both the shows?

I don’t think we’re ready!

Teddy Long, I can tolerate.

I hope his team won’t bomb it!

‘Cause I swear to God, I promise you…

If Team Johnny wins, I’ll vomit!

Cody VS Big Show

Seems almost like a joke.

But Big Show has a habit

Of the WrestleMania choke.

We’re gonna see Randy Orton

Face the Big Red Monster, Kane.

Will the Viper strike with an RKO

And leave the monster slain?

Or could it be that Kane will win?

Add Orton’s to the list of names

Who challenged the Big Red Monster

And went crashing down in flames!

The Divas match is set!

Eve and Beth versus Kelly and Menounos.

Who’s gonna win?  I don’t care.

I’ll be in the bathroom dropping “Big Shows”!

There’s the long-awaited match

For the World Heavyweight belt.

It’s the annoying, shit-head vegan

Against the Brogue Kick dealing Celt!

A Tag Team Triple Threat match?

I didn’t even see it listed.

If I hadn’t checked WWE.com

I’d never know it existed.

Taker VS Hunter

A rematch from last year.

It’s Hell In A Cell with a special guest ref….

Hold on!  I need another beer.

As I was saying, it’s Hell In A Cell

For Triple H and Taker.

Shawn Michaels is the guest official.

He could be the difference maker!

He could screw the Phenom over,

But I hope he doesn’t try it.

If he is the reason Hunter wins,

The fans are gonna riot!

I hope it ends well for Taker,

But what fills me up with terror

Is thinking the “End of an Era”

Will be ending in an error.

It’s Cena versus Rock

So over hyped, I’m sickened!

With all the Twitter trending

And the stupid Kung Pow chicken.

These two have been battling

Like Darth Vader and the Rebels.

Rock chants for “Boots 2 Asses”

And calls Cena Fruity Pebbles.

Match of the Year?  Maybe so.

Might even win a Slammy!

When The Rock whoops that candy ass

Alllllllllllllllllll over Mi-a-mi!!

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Before I go, I need to touch on one more thing.  I know I brought this up a while back, and Diva talked about it just last week….but it happened again on Thursday night.

 

Gaaahhh!!! Dude really needs to knock it off with the creepy eyelid paint. It’s just too weird!

Okay, here it is.  Cena has his Fruity Pebbles.  Right?  Well, I have now found a cereal fitting of Jeff Hardy and his oogie expressions of creativity…..

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Okay, people.  This is where I say goodbye for another week.  If you’re getting WrestleMania, I hope it’s worth the inflated price tag.  If you’re smart (and able to), you could just stream it and watch it for free.  As for the rest of us….

I’ll catch you all back here next time!  Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone, how are we doing this week? I’m pretty good myself. I just celebrated my 33^rd Birthday yesterday (March 29^th) by going to Cora’s for breakfast and working at night. LOL I had a fun time! But did you know I share the same birthday with Diva?! Yes that’s right! We’re just so awesome that we had to be born on the same day! Haha! Are you jealous yet? 😛 Actually tonight (Friday) and tomorrow night (Saturday) I will be celebrating more for my birthday. I will be going to the bar tonight and tomorrow night I will be putting on some roller skates and skate the night away! I’m so looking forward to it!

Another thing I’m looking forward to is this Sunday. I will be going over to Colleen’s house to watch WrestleMania 28 with Diva, The Game, Colleen and Emily! It should be a great time! I can’t wait to finally watch The Rock vs. John Cena for the first time ever. It should be a great match. I really enjoyed their segment this week on RAW (it was probably the second thing I liked about this week’s RAW). They had a great back and forth promo which was done really nice. I really hope The Rock gets the win here because he does deserve it. Plus it has been so many years since The Rock has gone one on one with anyone in the square circle! This match will be the main event and I hope it lives up to everyone expectations!

Next match I’m looking forward to seeing is Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship. I really like how Chris has brought in this heat with Punk’s family. It makes it more interesting and it also makes Punk kind of volunable. We haven’t seen Punk like this ever since he did that kick ass promo last year. Actually I don’t think Punk has been like that before on TV. It is a different side of Punk we’re getting to see now. Also Chris is being the best heel that he is. He is one of the top heels in this business. He’s such a great one. I’m sure he will be remembered as one of the best all time heels. I’m really torn as to who I want to win this match. I’m going with Jericho just because I have been a fan of his from the first time I saw him wrestling on WCW Nitro. But if Punk wins I will be happy too. Just that I will be wrong on my predictions! Oh well. But who knows maybe Jericho will win the Championship on Sunday. Prove everyone that he is the best in the world?

Another match I’m looking forward to watching is the Hell in the Cell match. It will be Triple H vs. The Undetaker with HBK as the special guest referee. I’m rooting for The Undertaker to win (sorry The Game)! I don’t want The Undertaker to lose. I want him to go 20 to 0. I believe he will do that. Undertaker deserves to win his 20^th match. I want him to be remembered as the wrestler who never lost a match at WrestleMania.

Speaking about The Undertaker Diva just told me the news about how he and Michelle McCool are having a McTaker! How about that? The Undertaker is going to be a Dad for the fifth time now! Wow, way to go Deadman! I wonder what his demon is going to look like. LOL

I really don’t have too much to say about the World Title match other than I hope Sheamus kicks Daniel Bryan’s ass and wins the belt. I really don’t like seeing Daniel as the champion. I’m getting tired of him and I want to see Sheamus with the belt. The guy is a great worker and he has always impressed me ever since he came into the WWE a few years ago. Plus I want to see Sheamus vs. Barrett at SummerSlam for the World Title!! I’m sure Diva agrees with me on that one!

Kane vs. Randy Orton should be a good match. I like Randy Orton a lot. He’s a great talent and he looks so umm yeah great! J LOL But I’m picking Kane to win this match. I feel as though Randy doesn’t really need the win as much as Kane does. Kane needs to get heat and if this continues to the next PPV then Randy can get the win on that show.

Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy has really lost my interest with so many talents getting dropped from this match (Christian, Alberto Del Rio technically he wasn’t announced but was rumoured). I just don’t care. Well I do actually care. I hope Team Teddy wins. Which means Johnny is off from our TV for good. Well I guess we will see if that happens or not. I don’t want this to go on anymore. WWE needs to start clean on Monday with new feuds.

Cody Rhodes has been really great on the mic. I have always liked him ever since he started wrestling. I know a lot of people didn’t like him at first and I know a lot of you still don’t like him. But I think he could be the breakout star of 2012. He has so much potential to become a great superstar (Perhaps even better than his Dad Dusty). He still has a lot to do to prove it. But he’s doing a great job so far. Even though I put the Big Show down to win at WrestleMania 28 I still think Cody is the better wrestler. I just wished they made the IC Championship mean something more (Instead of using it as a prop). This is supposed to be the second most important championship after the two top championships. I hope Cody will get a rematch after Mania and win the IC championship again.

Kelly Kelly and Maria whoever she is vs. Beth and Eve will probably be okay. I already heard Maria is hurt and can’t wrestle because she broke some ribs on Dancing With The Stars. Meh! Maybe they could bring in a returning Karma to take her place? That would be something special for sure! I wouldn’t mind seeing that actually happen! Then Karma could squash Kelly Kelly after like a fly! Yes let’s do that!!!

I heard a rumour that a certain former WWE Superstar might make his return at WrestleMania. I’m not going to say who it is because it hasn’t been confirmed as of now. But if it is true, this return could potential affect two matches on this card. The question is, which match will it affect?! Also how will the fans react to his WWE return?

One thing I will like to say about RAW. It was a “Big Show” for the most part! If you watched it and saw the promo with Cody Rhodes you will know what I’m meaning. Cody was referring to how Big Show chokes at his matches on the biggest show of the year. So he was telling everyone certain things using the word Big Show. I hope I don’t Big Show tonight. Or you know the Leafs they Big Show last night. LOL That was my favourite thing from RAW this week. Believe me it was hard for me to stay awake for the full two hours plus! I don’t know what Creative was thinking but that was by far the worse go home show to WrestleMania in years! WTF were they thinking when they came up with all of that crap? Why did we see Brodus Clay on RAW when he is not even part of WrestleMania? Where was Triple H or Undertaker? All we got was a video. It just didn’t make any sense whatsoever! I hope on Monday we have a blow away show. I also hope the PPV is great too!

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you enjoyed my column this week. If you’re going to watch WrestleMania 28 this Sunday I hope your party is awesome! Have a nice day!! J

If you want to get a hold of me you can do so by tweeting me @blitz101

 

Well today’s the day! In a mere few hours we will be celebrating the 28^th WrestleMania. Can you believe we are witnessing 28 years of the grandest show there is in the wrestling business? I feel so old since I started at the first WrestleMania. Just a side note, last week I said I wanted to be stabbed by a rusty nail with “rabis”, lmao, I totally meant rabies. I better shut it and get to bidness….Lol!!

 

I have a lot of stuff to prepare for today with the party. The Game and Greg will be in attendance later tonight. Looks to be a small affair, which is fine. Like I said last week, our theme is in dedication of 2012 Hall of Famer, Adam “Edge” Copeland. It’s going to be a smash.

 

I have to be honest, the WrestleMania card looks dismal at best this year. The WWE have been so busy in hyping up The Rock vs. John Cena, that they really have neglected the rest of the event. Only in the past week or so have we actually started to care about the Hell In A Cell match between Triple H and The Undertaker.  I will get to each match respectively and include my predictions as well.

Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny. The WWE, in my opinion has wasted a great deal of time on this match and have neglected their two main championship matches. It’s not like we didn’t see this coming, because we totally did. I  just didn’t think that they would spend so much time pushing this on us, and I certainly didn’t think they would have so much damn trouble booking twelve solid wrestlers for this match, but I was wrong on both counts. Team Teddy, looks to be the weakest if you ask me, with United States Champion Santino Marella (weak) as team captain leading Kofi Kingston (solid), R-Truth (solid), Khali (weakest), Zack Ryder (middle) and Booker T (middle) taking on Team Johnny, captained by David Otunga (weak) leading Dolph Ziggler (solid), Jack Swagger (solid), The Miz (solid), Mark Henry (solid) and first it was Christian (solid) and then they replaced him this past Monday with Drew McIntyre (middle). Yes Team Teddy has solid to middle strength workers but with Khali being on the team, it just drags their chances down the toilet. Realistically they are going to lose. There is eleven other guys in that ring who have to make him look good, and they are all going to get tired of doing it, and do you blame them? Couldn’t Justin Gabriel or somebody else have been place in that match? Anyone at this point is a better fit than Khali.  What is the point of putting Christian in the match, if they were just planning on taking him out? As a PEEP, I’m pissed off because I was happy to have him back, only to lose him again. Then I remembered that Vince McMahon hates him so now it doesn’t surprise me that Christian is getting the shaft (and not in a good way). With John Laurinaitis being executive vice-president of talent relations, I don’t see him wanting to put Teddy Long over. Because when you think of it, that’s exactly what’s going on here. The stipulation going into this match is whoevers team wins, Teddy or John, will become the official General Manager of both RAW and SmackDown. This has nothing to do with the twelve guys doing the dirty work in the ring. They are just lucky enough to be getting a pay-check at the biggest event of the year. If Team Teddy wins, then Teddy Long gets over. If Team Johnny wins, then John Laurinaitis gets over. My way of thinking is this; Teddy Long has gotten the best of that douche bag Laurinaitis over the past month, so I’m going to predict that Team Johnny is going to win this one. I don’t want either guy to win because I can’t understand what Teddy Long is saying and I can’t hear what Laurinaitis is saying. As far as I’m concerned it’s a lose-lose for us fans. I’m just happy that Kofi is getting a paycheck.

The Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs as Cody Rhodes, who is currently the longest running champion in the company, will defend his title against Big Show. Through the past few weeks Cody has been humiliating Big Show by showing clips of all of Big Show’s past WrestleMania appearances and matches. None of which is flattering for Big Show. Jokes of Big Show being the anti-Undertaker, and clips of him in his sumo gear has been flashed before us like a memory we all have had to bury deep just to get rid of that image of Show’s dimply ass in the thong. *Shudders. But with Cody getting the upper hand by the humiliation, which also included him handcuffing Show to the ring ropes two weeks ago and beating him with boxing gloves, I’m going to say that Cody may be walking into WrestleMania as Intercontinental champion, but he is NOT walking out as Intercontinental Champion.

With the amount of attention the WWE has given this match, it’s amazing that I even remembered to include it. The 2012 Royal Rumble winner, Sheamus, chose World Heavyweight champion, Daniel Bryan as his opponent of choice for the show of shows. The booking on this match is horrible. There is no real feud established between the two guys. Sheamus is a former champion, and Daniel Bryan is boring. Lol!! I know that doesn’t have much to do with it. I cannot pin-point which fella has the upper hand physically, but Sheamus does verbally. This match could really go either way, seeing as the WWE officials (aka Vince McMahon) obviously don’t care one way or another.  I’m going to stake my claim on Sheamus walking out the winner, but not necessarily the champion.

Kane targeted Randy Orton all because last year, he showed that he could be human. That it was seeing the footage of Randy Orton and him shaking hands that showed him the way back to being an evil monster. The back story here is weak at best. Not a lot of effort has gone into booking this match seeing as they had to reach for a reason that I’m sure we all forgot even happened. Apparently Kane did not. Just like Daniel Bryan and Sheamus, this match could really go either way. It’s a bit harder to predict just because Orton has been more methodical in his attacks, where as Kane has been more laid back. It seems the writers forgot which one is suppose to be the monster. I’m going to base my prediction on who needs the win more, and I’m giving that to Randy Orton. In the long run, he needs it more to keep on a steady path, whereas Kane had his shot. Don’t get me wrong, Kane could use it too. He does need help re-establishing that he is indeed a monster. Randy Orton for the win. By Disqualification.

For the diva’s match they once again have found the lowest of the low to come in, in Extra reporter (and former guest star on One Tree Hill) Maria Menounos to tag with Kelly Kelly to take on WWE Diva’s Champion, Beth Phoenix and Eve. Gee, who will win that match? Maria Menounos and Kelly Kelly because the stupid celebrities NEVER LOSE at WrestleMania (see Snooki). I know I’m bitching but I’m bitching about the absurdity of the entire situation the WWE has place us fans in. As much as we usually take the time to bitch and moan about things, they sometimes surprise us (see Snooki, not sucking as badly as we all thought she would. She’s apparently really good at “sucking”-lol).  I just for once, would like the WWE to actually help instead of hinder the Diva’s division. They had the opportunity to build a strong match, with Beth defending her title against, EVE or, Natalya (wouldn’t that be a dream match?) or Tamina. Fucking WWE dropped the damn ball again!

The WWE has actually done a brilliant job at building this match between WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho. What started as a bid to see who was indeed the “Best In The World,” has turned personal with Jericho bringing Punk’s family into it. Nothing says business like bringing in the alcoholic father, the allegedly drug addict younger sister and the normal mother who married said alcoholic father AFTER the birth of your opponent and calling him a bastard. Jericho said he is going to expose CM Punk as a fraud after he walks out the WWE champion and shows why he is “the Best In The World,” but what exactly are you going to prove? Punk’s personal life has nothing to do with his in-ring ability, and he admitted that his father was an alcoholic. He chose to live the straight-edged lifestyle, how is that a fraud? What does Jericho have some kind of college video tape of Punk doing lines and becoming drunk off of a pink wine cooler, shouting, “it tastes like Pink! It. Tastes. Like. Pink! Hey, that’s what she said!” I just got a call from my boss and I totally lost my train of thought…lol!  Oh right, anyways, I sincerely doubt Jericho can do all that he says he can do, nor do I think it matters because it’s just a storyline. Jericho has the upper hand going into this match and normally I would sit here and say that Jericho is going to have to eat crow, but he came back for a reason. He came back to pursue the WWE championship and as much as I respect and support CM Punk and believe he’s an amazing role model for teenagers and young adults, I have to give this match to Jericho. To be honest, I won’t be upset at the outcome. It’s a tough one to predict.

WrestleMania is about the Undertaker for me. I have a gut feeling that this will be it for the Deadman. He’s become so much of a staple in my life as a wrestling fan that I’m not sure how his retiring will go down with me. I know he has to put his health first and if last years match was any indication, he’s gotta have some reservations going into the Hell In A Cell match tonight against Triple H. And with Shawn Michaels the special guest referee, this match could go anyway. Nobody has the visual upper hand. Triple H probably has the psychological hand over Undertaker, but is that enough? Undertaker can take the mind games because he can dish it out too.  If The Undertaker’s streak is broken and his record stands at 19-1 instead of 20-0, then…

 

I WILL RIOT!!!!!

 

I’m now officially calling this the “UNWANTED BLOW JOB” Match! Oh, how funny I is… For all you Skirt Sheet newbs out there let me fill you in. An “Unwanted Blow Job” match, is the match the WWE chooses to be shoved down our throats for a long period of time, that we hear so much about, so often that we no longer want it shoved down our throats. Most women, don’t really like giving bj’s so this is an analogy they will all get. Lol! I’m a huge Rock fan, and I’ve never hidden my dislike for John Cena, and I’m not going to start now. Everyone is saying that Cena is winning the verbal battle, but did anyone ever think about the fact that could just be your panicky feelings kicking in? All us anti-Cena fans are sweating because people keep saying that he’s out-doing The Rock on the microphone. He’s not people. He isn’t at all. If he is, it’s because The Rock is talking in circles to throw Cena off. To give Cena…oh FUCK THIS SHIT! I’m aiding in the blow job. I’m like pushing this match like the WWE. Why friggin’ bother analyzing it. Cena is going to go over and there isn’t a damn thing we normal fans can do about it. The Rock’s always brought in positive outside media attention, and the WWE has not made that go unnoticed. Cena brings in a disarray of feelings from the fans, whereas The Rock’s fan base seem to be the ones that are paying the money for the events. I’m going to say we are all going to be highly disappointed.  It’s all smoke and mirrors my friends. The WWE is great at creating illusions that make certain people look really good. It’s the Five-Knuckle Shuffle vs. the People’s Elbow. The Attitude Adjustment vs. the Rock Bottom. The STFU vs. the Sharpshooter. And there you have their set moves. Toss in a lock-up at the start, a head-lock in the middle, and about a dozen clothes lines and body slams. If your lucky a well executed supplex and then a pin or a tap-out, no it won’t be a tap-out, a pin in the end and you have their match. Neither guy is all that well-rounded in the ring technically. The Rock has been here before working with a guy who had a smaller move-set than his own, ten years ago in Toronto to be exact. Hulk Hogan has about as much in-ring ability as the spatula in my kitchen utensil drawer, which isn’t much different than Cena’s in-ring ability. It’s all an illusion because it’s the fans who made that match in Toronto, and it’ll be the fans who will make that match in Miami tonight. I want The Rock to win for the simple fact he is NOT CENA, but I know deep down inside, John Cena will be walking out WrestleMania 28 the winner and will brag about it for the next month.

 

Before WrestleMania there is one ceremony that takes place the night before. The WWE’s Hall of Fame inductions. The class of 2012 will be Edge, Mil Mascaras, The 4-Horseman (Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, Arn Anderson and manager JJ Dillion), Mike Tyson, Ron Simmons, and Yokozuna. A pretty solid class, although it is my feeling that there are two very important people missing and I wish that the WWE had added them this year; “Macho Man” Randy Savage, and Miss Elizabeth. Yes I know (to all who are yelling at me…) Owen Hart should be inducted, but do not hold your breath. Remember, it’s not the WWE holding his induction up, it’s his widow, Martha. Inducting Edge will be child-hood best friend, former tag-team partner, Christian. Alberto Del Rio will induct his uncle, Mil Mascaras. Dusty Rhodes (oh great, I hate this man) will induct the Horseman (prepare for the longest speeches in history), John Bradshaw Layfield, better knowns as JBL, will induct his former tag-team partner, Ron Simmons. D-Generation X’s Triple H and Shawn Michaels will induct boxer, Mike Tyson to the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame, and family members, Jimmy and Jey Uso will induct Yokozuna. All are deserving (except
Tyson, because I don’t think there should be a celebrity wing), so congratulations class of 2012!

 

I saw this on Tumblr and I nearly died on the spot;

Then I realized this is a good thing!!! Because if Undertaker’s super-sperm keeps impregnating Man-Hans McCool, then we will never EVVVVER see that slut-cunt again!

 

 

 

Just before I go, on Tumblr I found this really telling and honest interview with Wade Barrett (God I miss his sexy British Ass) Watch it; http://youtu.be/_iiHxrIqmaU

 

 

 

I guess I’ve babbled on quite a bit already about this weekends festivities. Anyone who is attending WrestleMania, the Hall of Fame or Fan Axcess we would love to hear from you. It’s WrestleMania weekend so be safe everyone!!  Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

 

 

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WWE

 

WrestleMania 28

 

-For The General Manager Position of both RAW & SmackDown:

 

Team Teddy: Captain: Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Khali & Booker T (w/Teddy Long and Hornswoggle)

 

vs.

 

Team Johnny: Captain: David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, The Miz & Drew McIntyre (w/John Laurinaitis and Vickie Guerrero)

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

Diva’s Prediction: Team Johnny

 

The Game’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

Greg’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

-WWE Intercontinental Championship:C)Cody Rhodes vs. The Big Show

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

 

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show

 

The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

 

Greg’s Prediction: Big Show

 

-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Daniel Bryan (w/AJ) vs. Sheamus

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

 

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

–Randy Orton vs.  Kane

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

 

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

 

The Game’s Prediction: Kane

 

Greg’s Prediction: Kane

 

–Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Eve & Beth Phoenix

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Kelly x2 & Maria Menudo… or whatever

 

Diva’s Prediction:  Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

 

The Game’s Prediction: Eve & Beth Phoenix

 

Greg’s Prediction: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

 

-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk  vs. Chris Jericho

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

The Game’s Prediction: Chris Jericho via DQ

 

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

-Hell In A Cell; Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels: The Undertaker vs. Triple H

 

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker or bust

 

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker or riot

 

The Game’s Prediction: Triple H

 

Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

 

–The Rock    vs.   John Cena

 

Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock (though I have a bad feeling it’ll be Cena)

 

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (but I hope I’m wrong)

 

The Game’s Prediction: The Rock

 

Greg’s Prediction: The Rock

 

 

That’s it for this weeks edition of the Fatal 4-Way. Be sure to check back next week for WrestleMania 28 outcomes, opinions and more shenanigans. Hope everyone enjoys the event this weekend. And remember, Don’t Drink & Drive; you could get a straw up your nose. Lol!!! Cheers peeps!

 

“Hold on, hold on…It’s not like you’re going to catch me, You’d be like a giant

 

water buffalo running down a cheetah.”

 

-Cody Rhodes to The Big Show

 

Raw March 26, 2012

 

 

 

 

Survivor Series Recap, R-Truth, Daniel Bryan & More!!!

Welcome Survivors!!! What a great Pay-Per-View (for once). It’s been a while since the WWE was able to deliver quality again. Not saying it’s because of The Rock, but it might have been, his return and the fact that they were in the most famous arena in the wrestling world, Madison Square Gardens, the fans were definitely electric.

Lots of stuff to get to this week; including details on Matt Hardy’s situation as well as another WWE Suspension for violating the Wellness Program.

Roll the footage Monkies!!

WOW, Survivor Series blew me away. Solid matches, with only one being the weakest (and it wasn’t the Diva’s).

Survivor Series started out as a conundrum for me, as I had heard two conflicting opponents for Dolph Ziggler’s United States championship; first I heard on Tuesday that it would be John Morrison, and then I heard on Wednesday that it would be announced on Friday Night’s SmackDown that it would be Zack Ryder. Me, knowing the WWE’s penchant for changing things at the last minuted, decided to do predictions for both possible out come. After I posted the blog Saturday night, I was reading something and they were teasing a possible triple-threat match. One scenario I did not contemplate. Thankfully come Sunday, I didn’t need to worry, as it was John Morrison (it what will MOST likely be his final WWE pay-per-view) challenged Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship, making this the EASIEST match to predict. We all nailed our predictions with this one. I almost felt horrible for the guys as they had to work through a boisterous “We Want Ryder” chant. Seeing as nobody in the crowd wanted to see this match, they did surprisingly well, with the exception of a horribly missed hip-toss by Morrison to Ziggler. Ziggler retains his United States championship. 

Zack Ryder came out and probably received the third loudest ovation of the night, right behind CM Punk and The Rock. Not bad for a dude from Long Island.

Next up was the dreaded Lumber Jill match as Beth Phoenix was defending her Diva’s Championship against the aggravating Eve. Now surprisingly this match didn’t blow major hairy donkey balls. Which should say something. Was it match of the night, hell to the no, but it had a bit more fan enthusiasm as the World Championship match later on. Going into this, I suspect that the Diva’s realized if they were going to challenge the history of Women’s matches at Survivor Series they had their work cut out for them; Trish Stratus’ first Women’s championship in 2001, Stratus vs. Victoria in a first ever women’s hardcore match in 2002, then Victoria vs. Lita in the first ever Women’s steel cage match in 2003, and of course Lita’s retirement in 2006. Phoenix and Eve really needed to pull something magical this year to land themselves into the record books. Although the match was mediocre at best in the beginning, the middle and the end started to gain some momentum. If only Eve would stop that air-humping before her standing moonsault, maybe then could I tolerate her more as one of the top Divas, but until then she can suck on that Donkey’s left one. The end, surprised me. I was starting to feel as though Eve might be able to pull off the win, but it wasn’t until Beth got her on up on the robes for the largest Glam Slam yet.

Great job by both ladies to say the least. Beth Phoenix rightfully retains the Diva’s Championship.

There were a couple backstage spots, including yet another epic promo by The Rock regarding John Cena’s “ovulating lady parts,” lol.

Up next, was the 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination match. For those of you new to the concept. When the Survivor Series debuted 25 years ago, all matches were structured like this. Five guys on each side and the match didn’t end until one entire team was completely eliminated, leaving the 5 or less guys on the other team the Survivors. Now days, they usually only put one or two of these matches into the actual event, which sucks. We have Team Barrett; Captained by Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, Hunico, and Cody Rhodes, vs. Team Orton; Captained by Randy Orton, Kofi Kingston, Sheamus, Sin Cara, and Mason Ryan. Not too far into the match, Orton was tagged in by Kofi then he eliminated Ziggler from Team Barrett. Things evened up by an unfortunate accident that really wasn’t all that surprising since it was done by Sin Cara. As he and Kofi Kingston leaped over the top rope, Kofi doing it perfectly and Cara, not so much, did some severe damage to Cara who was eliminated due to injury.

Sin Cara must be Spanish for “Fuck-up All-The-Time”. The way he hurt himself had nothing to do with his landing, it was his take off. Reports say he has suffered a ruptured patellar tendon (knee) and will be out 6-9months after surgery and rehab. Cody Rhodes then eliminates Mason Ryan (I’m sorry, but if you tell me that guy isn’t jacked up on gas, you need your eyes checked). Wade Barrett gets in the ring and eliminates Kofi with his finisher, Wasteland. Sheamus gets himself eliminated by disqualification, and because of his little temper tantrum afterwards allowed Orton to rid Team Barrett of Swagger, thus leaving Team Barrett with Hunico and Rhodes. Poor Wade, had one useless ass-wipe and one pretty boy to help keep his team alive. However, Hunico (the Unico green olive as I like to refer to him), didn’t last long. Cody offers up a distraction by getting RKO-ed by Orton, who then was tossed up into Barrett’s Wasteland and defeated. With Team Barrett’s Captain and Rhodes being the soul survivors.

Next up was the World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry defending against The Big Show. The match started off so damn slow. It was hard to get behind either guys. The word brutal comes to mind. The crowd broke out in the deadly “boring” chant. The match didn’t go too long, with one spot as Big Show went to the top rope to deliver a, sort of Savage-like elbow. The ring held this time, which actually surprised me as they mentioned the ring breaking at the last pay-per-view, and the fact that they stated that they reinforced the ring.

The fans picked themselves up out of their boredom, at the end of the match after the Worlds Largest Nut Shot, which caused Henry to get disqualified allowing Big Show to get the win, but not the championship. Following the match, Big Show proceeded to break Mark Henry’s foot (thank-you) with the chair.

Up next was suppose to be Matt Striker interviewing Wade Barrett, but just as Barrett started talking about the Barrett Barrage, The Awesome Truth (R-Truth & The Miz) interrupted in which turned out to be a hilarious promo where R-Truth goes off on a tirade about talking to pigeons. R-Truth: “Do you know what the pigeons said?”  Matt Striker: “coo.” It became pretty hilarious.  Found a shitty link on You Tube but it’s still hilarious.

http://youtu.be/veGSuwfQPE4

Alberto Del Rio defends his WWE Championship against CM Punk, in what has to be one of the best matches from this year. The lead in to this match was great. The bookers did a good job getting this match booked. It was exciting from the announcement that CM Punk had hired his very own ring announcer to introduce him, Howard Finkle, and it kept up the excitement right till the end when CM Punk locked in the Anaconda Vice, making Del Rio tap. The celebration which ensued afterwards was as rewarding as Punk getting Del Rio to submit. The camera angle that was missed by myself the first time, got to see the replay of Del Rio rolling up Punk for a two-count by pulling his tights, allowing us to get a glimpse of Punk’s “skinny fat ass.”

The match that everyone has been waiting for, and paid for (in HD for an extra ten-fucking-bucks, by accident… Remember folks paying ten more dollars for HD isn’t really worth it, although we saw a lot of weird stuff that we normally wouldn’t have seen in regular D? Is that what you call it? Anyways…)  Never Before, Never Again…. Which also applies to the accidental purchasing of the event in HD-roflmao.

The Awesome Truth vs. John Cena and The Rock. It’s 2-on-2 with the Great One and the Poo! That didn’t quite work, did it? Lol!!! The Rock came out fighting, and any doubt about him having ring-rust after 7-years being out of the ring, was abolished. Trouble between Cena and Rock was evident from the moment they stepped through the ropes, yet they managed to function together as a team against a more established tag team combination. Trust was not there, but replaced by trepidation by both Rock and Cena. The match was solid if not a bit predictable in the outcome. Must have missed when Cena learned how do execute a simple drop kick, but he did break the even easier monkey flip for the first time. No surprise, The Rock and John Cena went over. After a posing cock-fight between to massive ego’s, The Rock did what everybody wanted him to do and Rock Bottom Cena’s ass in the middle of the ring, bringing the end of the Survivor Series to an amazing and well deserved ending.

And that concludes your Survivor Series 2011 recap.

What can I say about RAW? Well, for being a post Pay-Per-View show, it delivered in some aspects. CM Punk, always creative with words, managed to cut yet another epic promo from the middle of the ring about the importance of winning the WWE Championship in Madison Square Gardens, and vowing to make the title interesting again.  The boredom ensued when interim General Manager, John Laurinaitis came down and proclaimed that he was just as happy about this as everyone else, which prompted Punk to call him out as a “middle-management-soul-sucking-douche bag” to which all Laurinaitis had to say was that he was “upper-management.” The GM yammers on about taking one piece of advice from someone he respected and that was that “if I put myself into the fans shoes, then I can’t go wrong,” bullshitted his way into kissing the fans asses by saying he’s giving them what they want, and makes Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler for later on. To which Punk proclaimed that he must be def because the fans don’t want Punk and Ziggler, they want Zack Ryder and Ziggler. How is it that CM Punk, manages to say what we all have been saying for years, yet nobody else has the balls to stand up and say it? Sure, we can go on and on about it in this web publication, but nobody in the WWE (or TNA, for that matter) are actually going to listen to us.

I had to laugh at Kevin Nash, later on in the show, when he bitched about The Rock and Cena being the main event at Survivor Series, and saying that it should have been him and Triple H headlining Madison Square Gardens. And then blames Triple H for that not happening. Um, yeah, about that… YO KEVIN!!! You’re the Fuck Muffin who took Triple H out. This promo made no fucking sense. Just saying. 

A teaser happened on RAW. Clearly there will be something between Cody Rhodes and Booker T at some point as Rhodes tossed water in Booker’s face after his match against Santino Marella (yawn).

Kane is on his way back. Hopefully he will be masked, but to myself and to all the vintage Kane fans out there, don’t hold your breath. WWE often screws shit up, why because they don’t listen to us. They do the exact opposite. So start tweeting how you hope he is maskless. Lmao!!!

When Big Show makes a fist and says he’s coming for you…. I say RUN like a mutha fucka! That fisting is going to hurt.

Damn good solid match between Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston with Randy Orton at ringside. There was a HUGE cross body from the top rope by Kingston on to Barrett that looked awesome.

The Awesome Truth comes out near the end of the show, interrupting John Cena’s promo about the Rock Bottom heard around the world from the previous night. John Cena cuts a relatively honest promo about the bromance between Truth & Miz then leaves the ring, leaving the two to hash out and argue over what Cena said. This led to R-Truth leaving the ring with The Miz at his heels. Miz turns Truth around at the top of the entrance stage and delivers a Skull Crushing Finale.

Now, unlike Evan Bourne’s hasty, non-explained exit, the WWE decided to explain the hasty exit of R-Truth by breaking up The Awesome Truth (this is why I rarely actually referred to The Miz & R-Truth as The Awesome Truth, because I knew they wouldn’t last long). Like Bourne, R-Truth (aka Ron Killings) violated the WWE’s Wellness Program and will be out for 30 days starting on November 22^nd. This collaborates the rumour that one of the Survivor Series main event participants failed a drug test. Looking at The Rock, you might have thought it was him as he looked JACKED UP. Thankfully he didn’t get nailed. R-Truth however did, and rumour has it, it’s because of the same shit Evan Bourne smoked. The fake marijuana called SPICE. More on this at a later time. No word yet if it’s connected to the same party that Bourne was at, but it’s unlikely as it wouldn’t remain in ones system for that long. This would be Truth’s first violation since returning to the company while this policy has been in place.

Speaking of Drugs. OH MATT HARDY!!! As I quickly managed to toss into The Skirt Sheet last weekend, Matt Hardy was booted out of rehab for failing a Breathalyzer test when he returned to the WWE sponsored Rehab facility after being out on a weeks pass home. He claimed it was mouth was (now it has been proven that if you have just used mouth wash that has alcohol in it, that it will show up on these tests, but on a low scale. I have no idea what the scale for Hardy showed). Hardy agreed to rehab to avoid jail time for the offenses he racked up. The douche monkey was one month away from being released. I had so much hope for him as he willingly went to jail, but I guess it’s the best alternative to jail time, right? Both Hardy’s could have dropped the soap and made Tyson Tomko REAL happy. Lol!! Hardy faces a bunch of court dates for his charges.

* November 30th – Driving While Impaired
* December 1st – Felony Possession With Intent to Manufacture, Sell and/or Deliver a Schedule 3 Controlled Substance, Felony Possession of a Schedule 1 Controlled Substance, Felony Maintaining a Vehicle/Dwelling for Controlled Substances, Misdemeanor Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
* December 6th – Reckless Driving with Wanton Disregard
* December 21st – Driving While Impaired, Exceeding a Safe Speed

You would think that Matt Hardy was the smarter brother and had LEARNED from his little brother’s mistakes a few years back. Apparently the older Hardy had taken too many head shots, because he has proven that he is in fact DUMBER than Jeff Hardy. Such a disappointment for me too. I was probably his biggest supporter. If he returns to TNA after his stint in jail, he will be rewarded with the TNA Heavyweight Championship. *Shaking My Head!

Speaking of a waste of time…(Burn), Monday December 12^th RAW is scheduled to be yet another three-hour show, which are rumoured to be The Slammy Awards. The predictable award show much like the Prime Time Emmy’s whenever Modern Family is nominated (yawn—hate that fucking show). Lucky for all you readers that there will be no typical Fatal 4-Way that week following the Slammy’s because we will be posting our Best and Worst of 2011 lists. Can you imagine how much fun you will miss?

SmackDown was pretty good this week. However I really just want to talk about the giant YOINK job the WWE pulled on us at the start of this weeks show. Mark Henry cut a dumbass promo (much like all his promos) and The Big Show came out and ended up fisting (tee-hee) Henry down. Daniel Bryan decided that he was going to cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract. He does, and he WINS by pinning Henry. He would have been the World Heavyweight Champion, and the crowd was right into it too. Until SmackDown General Manager Teddy Long came down and said, that Henry was couldn’t compete due to injury, and that the win wasn’t valid. He gave the brief case containing the contract that Bryan won from the Money In The Bank pay-per-view, but Bryan isn’t champion. Like seriously, WTF? How many times have other MITB winners cashed in when the Champion was injured.  This made no sense to me. If Henry was THAT injured, then he should have had to give up the Championship and taken time off.

Found this picture from WWE.com…. When did Curt Hawkins become a baton twirler?

Circus Act Gone WRONG!!!!!

Ever wonder what Kelly Kelly’s Maxim magazine cover looked like before they airbrushed it? Well I have the un-airbrushed copy right here. Have a look. You won’t believe your eyes.

With that said peeps… I’m outtie. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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-UFC 139 Results & Survivor Series:

http://youtu.be/z-Jnk1mEslY

-Monday Night RAW Review

http://youtu.be/RQgXNKhdLq8

That’s it for this week folks. Hope our American friends (and family) are chocked full of turkey and STUFFING! Ask Sarge’s wife, I was going nuts talking about stuffing on her facebook. Lol!! Ciao from the Game & I for this week.

Michael Cole (RAW after Rhodes threw water at Booker T): “I can’t believe I got wet!”

Me: “That’s what SHE said!”