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Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101

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The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!

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The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.

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That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back


In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.

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Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.

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Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.

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What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.

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My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you

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March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.

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I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

Okay, I am done.

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I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.

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Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?

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Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

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Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

Event:

Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

First F4W of 2015 and Royal Rumble Predictions

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Welcome to the first Fatal 4-Way of 2015!! We certainly hope that everyone has had a great new year so far. It’s nice to start out the year without a death (touch wood). With that said, lets get on with this Royal Rumble edition.

The Game

Sting Arrives Authority Loses – Survivor Series Breakdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQurRpyKUVU

StoneCold Steve Austin Podcast LIVE: Vince McMahon Highlights:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43hm_-deOPI

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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So…….first of all, happy freakin’ new year! I know 2014 was a brutal bitch to a lot of us, so here’s hoping 2015 makes up for some of that. Honestly, my 2014 wasn’t all that terrible. I managed to stay employed the entire year, which is more than I could say about 2013. The fact that I draw a retirement pension and disability from the VA that pretty much covers all my household expenses is beside the point here. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice, but also unfair to bring it up when everyone else might not have that to fall back on. Mine seems to be a fairly unique situation among my peers.

Thing is, no matter where my income appears in my bank account from, it still doesn’t change the fact that the WWE Network still does not work for me thanks to my Internet provider not supporting its streaming service. Gladly, WWE decided to pop their heads out of their asses for one night and put the 2015 Royal Rumble out on actual pay per view (as well as the WWE Network), so I am excited to say I am going to be able to see this event. The first PPV I have been able to watch since WrestleMania 30! Sure, I have to pay $60 rather than the infamous $9.99 everyone else will get to pay for seeing the Rumble this year, but this will probably be one of only 2 or 3 PPVs I will see this year. As the saying goes: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

On a side note, before we get rolling, I just want to say that I have changed my mind about Paige joining the cast of ‘Total Divas’. I was so against it when I first heard she was going to be on the show because I saw it as Paige getting lumped into the same group as the rest of the Divas on the show. She is supposed to be this “anti-Diva” and this show should be something she would avoid like the plague. But, after seeing her on the first few episodes of this season, I am loving her on the show now. First of all, it allows me to see her more often than just on RAW and SmackDown. Also….she’s completely twisted, and that scores huge points with me. She tricked Nattie into believing a brownie she Paige gave her was laced with drugs, which caused Nattie to flip her shit and live so much in dread of the next Wellness Program drug test that Nattie crashed her car on purpose in an attempt to avoid being tasked with pissing into a cup and losing all her status with the company. Paige later admitted that the brownie was not laced with drugs and that she just wanted to see Nattie squirm. I fucking love that!! So, with that said, Paige is not only my favorite Diva on WWE programming, she is also my favorite cast member of ‘Total Divas’.

Okay, so what have we been through since last time? It feels like ages since the old Boot Camp has been open for “bidness”. We had, the fall and return of The Authority. We had Adam Rose being butt-humped by a furry. We had Brock Lesnar calling Seth Rollins “baby” (not once, but twice). That was creepy. We had Larry The Cable Guy and Grumpy Cat as guests on RAW. Two more reasons why the concept of “guests hosts” should never have been allowed to happen. I doubt there have been more than a handful of these guest hosts that didn’t leave me feeling embarrassed to be a WWE fan. We had the Slammy Awards! Don’t even get me started on that. We had Kane working the concession stands! We saw Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback get fired, and then hired back a couple weeks later. Pointless! Since last Boot Camp, Brock Lesnar has not competed in a match of any kind.

I wonder what it’s going to be like if/when Lesnar loses the championship. Will the title be defended on a more regular basis again, or is the title now only defended once every 4 months? I hope there is not some kind of “Lesnar Rule” attached to that title now. Honestly, having the company’s most prestigious prize being fought for only a few times every year is absolutely BAD for business! Bad? It’s fucking retarded. Let’s be real, folks, Since Lesnar became the champion, there were times when I actually admit I forgot the WWE even had a World Heavyweight title anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Yep, somebody’s out of their minds…but, it’s not any of us. Look a couple hundred feet up in the air over the Stamford, Connecticut skyline to the WWE Headquarters!

As if there isn’t enough for me to have a problem with, now I have this to think about, too. Speaking of bad decisions and dropping the ball, I feel like somebody in the “Creat-tard” team is showing their ass again with how The Ascension is being handled since moving up to the main roster from NXT. I had such high hopes that they would be some kind of new dominant tag team, reminiscent of the very teams that they see fit to trash talk during their promos. This has caused The Ascension to be highly criticized for their apparent lack of mic skills. Add to this, the fact that they have been fed nothing but jobber teams since their debut, and all you get it a team with huge potential that is being held back by a creative team that has absolutely no clue how to use them. All that venom being spewed by The Ascension got them beaten down last Monday night by the APA, nWo and the New Age Outlaws. The Ascension will get a chance at redemption this Sunday when they once again face The New Age Outlaws at the Royal Rumble PPV. I am hoping there is some glimmer of hope somewhere that The Ascension will begin to be taken more seriously and have the chance to become the kind of team they were in NXT…..tag team championship material!

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One last thing before I wrap this up, I want to officially welcome Awesome Kong back to TNA. With Havok running through every last Knockout on the roster, it will be great to see Kong VS Havok at some point in the future! As I said a while back on Facebook, possibly the best thing about Awesome Kong returning to Impact Wrestling is that there is no chance of seeing her on the next season of ‘Total Divas’.

Ha!! See what I did there. I just came full circle with that last remark. What can I say? I got da skillz, playa.

Or…………….not. Maybe it’s best if I get my ass out of here for now. Don’t worry. Next month, it’ll be “that time” once again, and you can bet I’ll be here bright and early. Hope you can make it back here to help me raise some more Hell up in this bitch!

Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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The Skirt Sheet

Hey, Happy 2015!! Time has just flown by since our last blog. It’s been well over a month because of Christmas and New Years. Sadly, wrestling hasn’t been all that exciting since. But that is exactly why we are all here. To discuss what’s going down in the wrestling business. So, Imma gonna shut it and get ta’ bidness…

So WWE Fucked up so many ways already the moment the holidays were over. I’m not even 100% sure where to start.

Wade “Bad News” Barrett: Good: They gave him back the Intercontinental Championship. A title he never lost to begin with. One that he actually does bring prestige to, and I’m not just saying that because he’s my favourite, and I secretly fancy his British ass. Lol!! Bad: He’s won two matches. He wins when the title is on the line, but he’s already lost to Sin Cara and Dean Ambrose. At least Ambrose isn’t an embarrassing loss. The booking makes no sense at all. What they should have done: They should have made Barrett come back as a power house, grow in his matches and actually not put anyone over, unless it was by disqualification. To me it just seems they don’t know whether or not to make him a good guy or a bad guy. He’s stuck in between. They definitely shouldn’t have had him lose to Sin Cara. Ever!

The Authority: Good: ……………………. Bad: Way too soon to bring them back. TOO SOON!! Plus the way they brought them back made sense but I don’t like that fact that they made Edge look like a complete pussy. What they should have done: They certainly shouldn’t have brought them back this early. It was obvious, that the Authority would be back eventually, but they would have been better off with Vince McMahon coming on saying that if so and so won the Royal Rumble, the Authority would be able to be brought back if they wanted them to. Have Daniel Bryan win, and have him bring them back. No one would ever think that Bryan would bring them back, and then you have a heel turn. Since Cena will never turn heel, so why the fuck not? Still makes more sense then what the WWE has done.

The Ascension: Good: These young guys have so much potential. They showed that in NXT. They are a massive team and should have shown up, not in a match, destroyed some of the tag teams in the ring on RAW, and then left. Repeat on SmackDown. Bad: The ball was dropped immediately. The moment the WWE wrote them promos and handed them the microphone a week after they defeated The Miz and Damien Mizdow, they were finished. It’s not that these guys can’t talk, but it was what they were told to talk about. It buried them instantly and now they are nothing but a joke. What they should have done: The Ascension never should have picked up a microphone at all. They are the type of team that doesn’t need to talk. They have the mystery surrounding them, and it should have stayed that way. As a fan, I don’t need to know their intentions, but I should want to know. Meaning, they don’t tell, which keeps me guessing. That’s what would have made them more exciting. The WWE should have kept the mystery surrounding Viktor and Konnor, and never allowed them to open their mouths.

Those were the three fuck-ups the WWE did before the clock even struck midnight December 31st.

NXT continues to shine as one of my favourite shows on television. If any indication of how the WWE treats these amazingly talented superstars once they get called up to the main roster, then I hope some of them never get called up. I don’t want to see Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze, or Charlotte, get called to the main roster. It would ruin them. Paige was a damn good technical wrestler in NXT, and now she’s licking people in the ring, and losing to talentless twats like the Bella’s. I actually hate the Bella’s less then I did before, but I can’t stand the fact that those girls needs bigger shorts. I’m tired of looking at vagina’s. Paige could be great again. The WWE just has to let her. They clearly have a history of ruining talented stars, as of late. I think the only recent one they haven’t completely fucked over, is Bray Wyatt. He’s one of the best characters the WWE has going right now. But look at Adam Rose and Bo Dallas (apparently he was injured…I never even noticed that he was gone, lol), both guys are talented (Dallas, if he keeps his trap shut), but they’re both doing nothing. I don’t want to see that happen to Neville or Breeze, etc..

Did you know that NXT Diva, Sasha Banks is actually related to Snoop Dog? Yeah apparently they are cousins or something. The More you know (shooting star). Lol!!

I’m sure the story of Triple H, breaking character on this weeks RAW, has made the rounds. For those of you who don’t know, Triple H is playing a heel currently as part of the Authority. At the end of RAW, he and wife Stephanie McMahon were at ringside, when they noticed a young boy crying at what was happening to John Cena (see, I cry because John Cena is on my screen, I smile when he gets his ass handed to him… Complete opposite man, complete opposite). Triple H broke character, went over to this young boy and told him, not to worry, that the men in the ring are playing parts and that Cena is fine, and then gave him backstage passes for after the show. Bravo Triple H. I think that was the sweetest thing to do. Boo on the parents for bringing a child to the show, who clearly wasn’t explained the ins and outs of what happens in the ring. If your child can’t tell that what’s going on is staged, then they shouldn’t be at a live event, and that is your fail as a parent. But Bravo to Triple H, who decided to do the parents job for them. Class act Triple H. Definitely a sign that you’re a good father to your three daughters.

BTW…I’m still pregnant. Lol!!! No baby yet.

How Awesome Is This??

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So obviously, I would have preferred if the WWE did this years ago, where Macho Man could have been here to make, what I’m sure would have been a very colourful speech. Sadly he isn’t, but at least this is finally happening. I am however, shocked at who was chosen to induct him. Hulk Hogan and Savage have such a sordid past, and even after Macho’s untimely death, Hogan was talking lies and shit about him, yet he was chosen to induct Savage. Everyone keeps telling me it should be his brother, Lanny Poffo, but he will likely be the one to accept the induction for his deceased brother. I personally thought it would be Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat who would induct Macho Man. Doesn’t matter I guess….I’m just stoked one of my childhood heroes is finally being inducted. Miss Elizabeth and Owen Hart next please (never going to hold my breath for Owen. His widow won’t allow it).

Anyways, it’s late and I have a doctor’s appointment in the morning. By the next time we post a blog, I won’t be just a diva…I promise you, I’ll be mama Diva. Lol!! This baby will be born by the 12th of February, as they will not let me go past the 11th (one week). Wish me luck my peeps. My life will be completely different the next time you hear from us all. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are we doing this month?! Now that Christmas and New Years is over and done with it is time to get back to a regular routine(whatever that may be for you). My routine lately has been looking for employment. I haven’t found a job but I have had a few interviews. But enough with my personal life and let’s get down to business.

So the Royal Rumble this Sunday. The last few Rumbles haven’t been that great. I’m hoping this year it will change. Right now I don’t really know who is going to win it. I picked Daniel Bryan(because I would love to see him win it) but I have heard they have other plans for the Rumble. A lot of people are saying Roman Reigns is going win it. I just don’t think he is ready to be in the main event. I am going with Daniel because his title reign was shorten last year due to his injury. I do believe he still has a strong following(have you seen RAW lately) the fans still go nuts over him! He deserves it though! He is a hard worker and you can tell it ever since he came back into the ring. He is great! Another person who I wouldn’t mind seeing win the Rumble is Dolph Ziggler. He has proved so many times that he is indeed a Superstar. He would be my second pick to win it. This guy has had so many great matches in the last year and he also deserves a spot in the main event too. My wild card pick would be Dean Ambrose. He also has had some great matches(even if he hasn’t won that many) but I could see him win it too. It would be a big shocker if they went with him winning it. So there are many choices WWE can go with. Also they could go with Roman Reigns too. So this Rumble match could end up being pretty entertaining and not too predictable(compared to last years). So what do you guys think? Are any of my choices the same you would pick? I would love to hear your opinions. @blitz101 on twitter 🙂

The triple threat match for the WWE World Heavy Weight Championship which is involving Brock Lesnar vs John Cena vs Seth Rollins could also be a great match too. At first I wasn’t sure adding Rollins to the match would of been a good idea. But now I have changed my mind and I’m happy Rollins is in the match. His work lately has been fantastic lately. I truly believe he is a player now. He has proven that in the last few months. Him teaming up with The Authority has brought his stock up so much. As much as I hate seeing The Authority on TV they have done really great with elevating Seth Rollins. I am picking him to go over in this match. I don’t think he will cash in his MITB briefcase(unless he gets screwed) but who knows. I really enjoyed the last segment of RAW that had Brock Lesnar taking out everyone. I guess you could say they turned him baby face but I don’t think Brock was really a heel. He is just an ass kicker and it doesn’t matter who he goes after. Which is great because it gives him more guys to wrestle. John Cena has been all right too. This week he was more serious John which was good to see because I hate goofy John Cena a lot(along with the majority of fans). I don’t think he is going to win the match. My first pick is Rollins and my second pick is Lesnar to retain his championship. So we shall see what happens.

This past Monday on RAW was really good. It was nice seeing all of the legends on TV. The only problem that I had with the Legends being on RAW…is how WWE treated their new tag team The Ascension. I don’t know how them getting taken out by the New Age Outlaws is going to help them get over. I really hope they destroy the NAO at the Rumble this Sunday. That’s the only way they will get their heat back. Also they should take out JLB to get revenge on him(but they should do that on RAW).

Speaking about legends, the Icon Sting made his RAW debut and ended up helping John Cena win his match against Rollins, Big Show and Kane. Of course that didn’t sit well with Triple H though. He went nuts and it looks like they are going with a Triple H vs Sting at WM. I guess The Undertaker vs Sting match is a no go. Which is probably for the best. Maybe The Undertaker will get a better wrestler who can take a lot of bumps(Bray Wyatt)? Who knows for sure.

I guess I should tell you The Authority are back in power. The last RAW of 2014 John Cena gave in and brought them back. Seth Rollins had Edge(who was guest hosting with Christian) in the position to get a curb stomp so Cena had to bring back The Authority to stop Rollins from doing his move on Edge. So it kinda sucked because The Authority weren’t off TV for a long time. They also “fired” Ziggler, Erick Roman, & Ryback because they were part of Team Cena on Survivor Series. Of course that didn’t end up being long because John got their jobs back on this past RAW when he beat those three guys I mentioned in the above paragraph with help from Sting.

I like how SmackDown has moved to Thursday Nights again. I always found them being on Fridays was a bad thing. Most of the time I forgot it was on. But now it is on a better night. Of course we get it a day earlier in Canada because well we are special! Lol I guess it just works out better for us! 😛

In case you haven’t heard CM Punk has signed with UFC. I think that is an interesting move on his part. But I hope it works for him. I do think he is a great performer and I do think he will do well in UFC. I wish him all the luck! 🙂

In other news Randy “Macho Man” Savage will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame for 2015. I’m really glad he is finally getting inducted. He should of been inducted a long time ago. But now it is happening. The only problem I have with his induction is that Hulk Hogan will be inducting him. I don’t think Randy would of wanted that. I know him and Hogan weren’t always on the best of terms. So it doesn’t really make sense seeing Hogan induct him. But I guess this is a Vince call.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Royal Rumble! Have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 and by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Royal Rumble

  • The New Day vs. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro & Adam Rose

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: The New Day

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd (since this is an elimination match)

WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-Natalya & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: The Bella Twats

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

-The New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: The Ascension

Diva’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws

The Game’s Prediction: The Ascension

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Ascension

WWE Heavyweight Championship, Triple Threat Match:

  1. Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this is a hard one, I’m going with Seth Rollins

Royal Rumble Match:

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. We will see you in February for Elimination Chamber. Busy couple of weeks ahead. Enjoy The Royal Rumble everyone. Cheers!

WrestleMania 30 Predictions and More!


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Hey, we’re back just in time for WrestleMania 30, to regale you with our predictions. This time, they are either split right down the middle or straight out of left field. But that’s what makes us work. It’s a busy weekend, so we will start this party now!

Congratulations to the Class of 2014 WWE Hall of Fame Inductees (Do NOT put any pills or booze near Scott Hall, just saying.)

2014 WWE HOF

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, Warriors?

At the risk of sounding like that annoying camel from the GEICO commercials…..

Guess what time it is! Guess…what…time…it…IS! That’s right. It’s Boot Camp time once again. Even better….it’s WRESTLEMANIA time.

However, I have something to vent about before we move on. As I think about WrestleMania, and how I had to miss it last year because of financial reasons after a recent 1600-mile relocation, I was practically guaranteed that I was going to be able to see the biggest show of the year this Sunday! I am working now. We are established and have no other plans on that night. It’s like all the stars and planets are aligned. Everything, that is, except for one thing…..watching it on the WWE Network.

I was all excited when I went to subscribe to the WWE Network and become one of the millions (and millions) of “cool kids” across the world. Signing up was easy enough, but that’s where the positive part ends for me. Later that night, when I had time to sit and check this whole thing out for the first time, I began to really doubt my enthusiasm. I was running it on my PS3. I logged into the WWE Network app, and got to the home page. I began to feel a little rush as I realized what had just opened up before me. Endless possibilities were at my fingertips! I went and made a selection, and it began to load. It showed the rating screen (as it does before every show), and then……I get a Fatal Error that advised me to restart the app. I did that, went back in and tried to open the show. Same shit! I tried to open a few other PPVs or shows, and it did the same thing every stinking time!! So, I tried to access it through my laptop instead. No “fatal error”, but it gave me a different error stating that “WWE Network content is not available at this location”. What the fuck does that even mean???? Unbelievable. Also, I sent an e-mail to the tech support people on Friday morning, and I still have not heard back.

Luckily, my wife has come to understand my concern, and has assured me I can still order WrestleMania through the regular PPV method, so I won’t end up missing it after all. It just sucks that the WWE Network isn’t being more user-friendly, and I have no clue at all how to make it work right.

WWE Network? More like WWE NOT-work!

Okay. Enough of the “Debby Downer” crap. What was I thinking? This is WrestleMania weekend. It’s time to pull the sticks out of our butts and have some damn FUN!

That said…..it’s time for another round of the funny, thought provoking and often unsettling things that run through my mind at no certain intervals throughout the day. In other words…….

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**** As I have said before, I really like Emma. She’s a little silly and awkward, but that makes me rather lovable. What I do NOT “love” about Emma is not really her fault. I hate that she has been stuck with Santino. WWE really makes Santino into a huge dumbass, and it takes away from Emma’s quirky character by making her seem almost as terminally retarded. She’s better than that….by a long shot. She needs to be in more matches instead of nauseating vignettes that waste everyone’s time and insult us as wrestling fans and human beings of even marginal intelligence.

Yes, I still like Emma even though she has been dealt a crappy fate so far since being brought up from NXT. Not to mention, she’s Australian, but her accent isn’t thick enough. Let me tell ya, troops…that Australian (and even British) accent really does it for me. Love that shit! Now, am I saying I want to stick my diggery-doo in her “Down Under”?? Well, no. But, if any of you snickered a little bit at what I just said….you’re welcome!

**** I know WWE would never script this to happen, but how bad would it screw with the Undertaker’s streak if Brock Lesnar was to go ape shit and break the Deadman’s arm with the Kimura, causing the ref to call the match a “no contest”. This would result in a draw, and Taker’s streak would technically stay intact, but the record would show as 21-0-1.

**** I wish my son (or daughter) would get more into wrestling like I am. I know they are still too young to really understand it, but it would be nice to share that common interest. It would also move going to see WrestleMania in person up a lot higher on my bucket list!

**** I think I know the real reason why Erik Rowan wears that mask. He’s really Bobby Brady, and he is still pissed about having made a fool of himself on national television by losing that ice cream eating contest on the Kartoon King show! He just outgrew his donkey mask, and traded up to the sheep one.

(I really wish I could have found a pic of Bobby Brady with that donkey mask, but I seriously could not find one anywhere.)

**** The E! Network should make a spin-off of Total Divas with Ariane (Cameron) and Eva Marie called Total Dipshits.

Or, maybe take all the Divas who are married (or who will be soon) and create a new show called “Real Housewives of the WWE”. I’d watch that before any of the other housewives shows. The people in those shows are so repulsively fake, plastic and superficial. At least, with wrestlers, you already know it’s scripted and not exactly “real”.

**** Sorry, but even though people have told me not to look down on John Cena for the way he handled the talk with Nikki Bella about not wanting to ever get married or have kids, but he came off as a colossal jerk, and it still pisses me off when I think about it. He could have been a bit less douche about it. What a shame he is loved and admired by so many kids all over the world, but he doesn’t want to raise one of his very own. Kids look to their fathers like they are heroes in their lives. Why the Hell wouldn’t he want that kind of connection in his life? Guess if the kid doesn’t have cancer, or spending time with the kid wouldn’t get him more publicity, then Cena’s not into it.

**** Not sure if I have asked this in the past, but should I feel old because the Superstars and Divas I grew up watching as a teenager are now getting inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame? It’s kind of like how you feel when you realize the songs you used to jam out to as a kid are now being played on the “oldies” station.

Anyway, people. I guess I should pinch this one off right here so we can all get on with our lives. I’m sure there is a lot more of this blog left to read through, and who am I to take up any more of your valuable time? I’m sure you have big preparations to get done for your big WrestleMania festivities. Or, maybe you just have to take a dump. Either way, keeping you here any longer would just be inconsiderate.

So, with that said…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

It’s WrestleMania weekend!! For anyone attending, you’ll have a fun but jammed pack weekend. For all of us who are not, hopefully there are some parties going down, or at least small get togethers. Since it’s a busy weekend, I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

This year searching for party theme proved to be a most difficult task. However, one night was talking to Bad News Greg on Skype and we came up with, “Mardi Gras”. Minus the gratuitous nudity. Lol! My guests will all have beads on, and whenever someone gets a prediction of a match correct, they can take one strand of beads from someone who didn’t get it right. Whoever has the most beads at the end of the night, wins the prize. I think it’ll be a fun night. Plus, my niece from Edmonton, who wrote for us a while back with her amazing essay on CM Punk, will be here. There is at least seven of us, including Bad News Greg and The Game (Steve-O). All we’re missing is Sarge. One day, we will get him here for Mania.

So one of my buddies, tweeted Batista and offered to take him shopping for pants that fit properly and weren’t “nut-huggers”, and I guess Batista didn’t like that so he blocked him. True story. I’m still fucking laughing about it.

I’m really enjoying the build-up to the Bray Wyatt versus John Cena match. Yes, I’m actually looking forward to a John Cena match. Hell has frozen over (and with the winter we’ve had, it’s entirely possible). When Cena showed up behind the Wyatt Family wearing the sheep mask, that was pretty fucking cool. I didn’t see that coming. Creative gold right there. The WWE has managed to make everything The Wyatt Family (mainly Bray Wyatt) say or do gold. Question is, how long until the WWE drops the ball? I suspect it could be as soon as WrestleMania, if Cena goes over cleanly. If that were to happen, then I think it would take a lot away from what the WWE has done with The Wyatt’s to build them into an in-ring-psychological beast. What the WWE should do, in order to get both over, is have Cena win via disqualification. Cena looks good, Bray and the Wyatt’s look good. It’s more emotional for the fans. It’s a hell of a better idea than if Bray gets pinned or submits to Cena. Either Bray needs to go over cleanly, or Cena wins with a DQ. If he wins cleanly…

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I wasn’t going to use that picture and then go into this but too bad… Structure is not my friend right now.

If Brock Lesnar breaks The Undertaker’s streak, then I will throw all my living room furniture off my balcony of my 15th floor apartment. That is all.

I hope Daniel Bryan beats Triple H. I don’t see a valid reasoning (other than selfishness) for Triple H to go over, and then insert himself into the WWE World Championship match. (I fucking smell burnt toast, where the hell is it coming from?) Daniel Bryan winning would make the fans happy. Plus the emotional build up since SummerSlam would make his win more important. A star who is being demanded to be made, will in-fact be made. Everything that he has gone through since SummerSlam, would just make such a fairytale ending if he was to beat Triple H (in 8 seconds would be fucking funny, like how Sheamus defeated him a few years back), and then go on to beat Randy Orton and Batista. He’s ready to be a main event player. I think as fans, we have proven that we do not want Batista as Champion. Let Bryan go over and then have him do a program with Batista. Truth is, no one fucking cares about Batista. He’s so 2006! Take you ball-huggers and go home!

The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal is the Royal Rumble Re-Do, but with the prize, not being a main event match at the show of shows for the Championship, but a statue. I think it’s great that they want to keep the memory of Andre the Giant alive but really? Really? REALLY? There are three spots left. I’m hoping one goes to Wade Barrett, seeing as he got ousted at the actual Rumble for J-B-Fucking-L! I picked Barrett as the winner, even though he isn’t actually entered into the match, OFFICIALLY, yet. I have high hopes. Maybe too high, and I haven’t even smoked anything. I had a dream the other night, that CM Punk returned and won the Battle Royal. Yeah, I’m not sure why I’m dreaming of that match either. Thing is, the idea has been sitting in my head for about two weeks now. There are reports saying that talks are now quiet between Punk and the WWE. But that doesn’t mean that they haven’t come to some sort of agreement. Somethings you have to swerve in order to have a surprise. This could happen. It would lend a bit of credibility to the match. Obviously if Punk returns, I’m so ditching Barrett as my prediction and going with Punk. It would just be too easy. However, I really hope they don’t allow Big Show to go over. Having a giant go over in memorial battle royal honouring another giant, is just way to predictable.

Rumour had it that NXT tag team champions, The Ascension, were originally going to join Kane in the match against The Shield. Which was obviously scrapped and The “OLD” Age Outlaws were added instead. I was more excited for the possibility of new tag team blood, however I really got thinking about it and it would have screwed over The Ascension, if the plan was/is for The Shield to go over. It would take away from their characters and turn them into uncredible pussies. Them losing their first match at an event such as Mania, would kill their careers. Hopefully The Shield are slated to go over in the match because, like the Triple H/Daniel Bryan match, it makes no sense for the older ones to go over when they are already established. Allow the younger team to go over and gain more momentum while they are still freaking hot. OMG Roman Reigns, be still my we…err…beating heart. I’m cool with it all now. I believe in The Shield.

Is there a diva who deserves a push and the chance to become WWE Diva’s champion? In my opinion, yes. I’d like to say there are five, but Emma is still new and I’m not sure she’d be ready but in the ring she is one hell of a worker. She’ll get her chance, she’s still young. My answer is there are four; Tamina Snuka, Natalya, Naomi and Nikki Bella. Both Tamina and Natalya come from great wrestling lineage. They are powerful and technically sound workers. Naomi brings this charisma and energy, not only to the ring but to her technique. It’s well rounded and clean. A run with the championship would boost her confidence and elevate her further up the popularity ladder. Nikki Bella has really stepped into her own since getting her own identity away from Brie Bella. They are still on a team and still sharing the ring, but now they are identifiable. They aren’t mirror images of each other now, and it allows not just Nikki, but Brie as well, to show more of what they are capable of as individuals. Nikki has proven that she is a powerful woman in the ring. She’s working matches that stand out from her twin sister’s matches. She’s made herself noticeable. Their individual skill sets now stand out. Nikki is more polished. I do not want to take anything away from AJ Lee. She’s proven that she deserves to be champion. But if she has nothing to chase or fight for, then how long can she last in this business? There is a lot of talented young women (minus, Ric Flair’s daughter, “Charlotte” because she looks older than I am and she is apparently younger. Super fugley! Wooo!) She works hard at making herself look good as well as her opponent. She is evolving with every match and learning as she works. It’s like taking the best attributes of Lita, Trish Stratus and Victoria and rolling them into AJ. She’s got it, but she needs the chase. I would like to see her bring back the WWE Women’s Championship, and restore it’s legacy. For all of you have heard me talk about the legacy and the importance of the Women’s championship know that I don’t take it lightly. Many amazing ladies have held that belt, and some have ruined the legacy (Candice Michelle, Michelle McCool, Layla, to name a few). I think AJ Lee is the right one to bring it back and give it some CPR with making that legendary belt breathe again.

The Fatal 4-Way match should be an easy one to call. I do not see The Uso’s losing their tag team titles to Los Matadores (who are a complete joke and the only reason they are “popular” is because 12-year olds love midgets in Halloween costumes), The Real Americans (who are both talented but would be better off feuding with each other), and Ryback & Curtis Axel (fucking hate both these two ass-hats. I refuse to call them Rybaxel, as it’s just R-tarded. They are nothing but a make-shift-tossed-salad of no talent and no idea what to do with them type of a team, and I hate those types of teams). The Uso’s have a great win-loss record from January until now, and are the most consistent tag team in the WWE. I don’t see a reason for taking the titles off Jimmy and Jey Uso at this time.

I’m at the point, where I have talked about the entire event. There really doesn’t seem to be that many matches, however eight matches seem reasonable, with one being on the pre-show (the tag team championship fatal 4-way match). There should be no reason for any matches to get pulled from the show. The question is, will they add any that none of us are going to care about because they couldn’t build anything around them? I don’t like that Big E isn’t defending his Intercontinental championship, or that Dean Ambrose isn’t defending his United States Championship. This is the place that all titles should be on the line. This is an event that should have more honour than any other. I’m not exactly pumped for the event, but I’m trying to be. I’ve been a fan for 30 years, and this is one of my favourite times of the years, but the past two WrestleMania’s, just didn’t work for me. I thought they could do better. I hope they do better this time. I sometimes complain about what matches there are on the card, but I always hope that all the matches will be amazing and it would surpass my expectations.

I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend. I’m certainly going to try. Can’t wait for my friends to load into the apartment and turn it up a notch. It’ll be fannnnn-taaaahh-stick! See what I did there? Yeah, I promise not to do that again. Lol!!Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this week? So I guess the big news is this is WrestleMania weekend! Does it feel like WrestleMania? Well I guess this year seems to be a lot better than last year’s built up. So are you guys excited?!

Let’s talk about Triple H vs Daniel Bryan first. This match is probably the match that will either make WM 30 great or not depending on the outcome of the match. If Bryan ends up going over in this match(which I am really hoping he will), a lot of fans will be very happy! I mean this is probably the only chance where WWE can make the WWE universe very happy. Daniel deserves the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I know I have said a lot about this and WWE better make sure Daniel goes over so he can be in the main event at WM 30. If Triple H goes over, WWE is probably going to end up regretting that decision. I can only imagine what the fans are going to do if that happens.

The main event is Batista vs Randy Orton vs the winner of Triple H and Daniel Bryan. Again depending on the outcome of the other match this match should be pretty good or really bad. I hope Bryan ends up in the match and wins the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I have to make a comment about Batista…why did he come back to WWE? I mean the guy is not cool at all. He may think he is but really he is such a joke. Did anyone see him the other week where his skinny jeans split? OMG that was just so bad and funny at the same time. I don’t think he is getting a lot of respect from the boys in the back since his return. I also think Triple H and Vince are regretting bringing him back. He hasn’t really brought anything to WWE since he came back. If they end up putting the title on him, well you can say good bye to a lot of fans!

One match that I’m looking forward to is The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar. I like how this match has been built so far! I really hope these two guys put on a really great match! Usually Undertaker’s matches at WM are really good. Of course who he is facing helps out a lot too. I don’t see The Undertaker losing this match to Brock. Brock is a pro and I know this could be an exciting thing to see.

Another match which I can’t wait to see is Bray Wyatt vs John Cena. I think The Wyatt Family as a group has been amazing. Also this passed Monday John Cena did something that was pretty cool! He snuck up behind the Wyatt’s in one of their outfits and caught them off guard. It was really cool to see. I don’t want to see Cena win this match because it would just end the feud. I want Bray to win this match. He deserves the win and if Cena loses this won’t hurt him at all. In fact it might make him stronger in the end. If these two guys can put on a decent match this could actually steal the show! Yep I’m calling it. This could be match that steals the show! What do you guys think?

The Royal….wait I mean the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal match will be pretty good. I can’t believe they are putting 30 guys in this match. Didn’t we just see this two months ago? Oh well maybe they are making it up for Batista winning the Rumble? LOL Who knows for sure. All I know is this match should be neat and I would like the winner of the match to be pushed into the main event status. Hey I can dream guys come on now! I’m picking Ziggler to win. Don’t be surprised if you see a certain former ECW/WWE/TNA star return in this match. I’m just saying! Also don’t expect Jericho to make a return. I don’t think he will be part of WM 30.

The Diva’s match I don’t really care too much about to be honest. So I hope it isn’t too painful to watch! It might be the washroom break or food break match.

The fatal tag team 4-Way match for the tag team championship is probably going to be okay. I’m going with The Uso’s in this match. Even though I’m a fan of Ceasero I don’t want him to win the belts with Jack Swagger. I think it is time for The Real Americans to break up. I’m surprise Hulk Hogan hasn’t really said anything about the Real Americans. Maybe in a future RAW?

Speaking about Hogan, he is the guest host of WrestleMania 30. I’m sure he will have lots of legends with him while he is hosting the show. It should be entertaining I’m sure!

Anyway that’s it for me for this month! I hope you enjoyed my blog and I hope you guys enjoy WrestleMania 30 on Sunday!! Have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or you can e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I look forward to hearing from you!

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Kick-Off show: -Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Championship:

C) The Uso’s vs. Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans vs. Curtis Axel & Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Real Americans

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

WrestleMania 30:

-Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Match:

(Names confirmed so far); Dolph Ziggler, Big E, Fandango, Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow, Titus O’Neil, Christian, Sheamus, Big Show, Mark Henry, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Drew McIntyre, Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Brodus Clay, Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, Rey Mysterio, R-Truth, Santino Marella, The Great Khali,

Zack Ryder, Sin Cara, Brad Maddox, +3 more names

Sarge’s Prediction: Aww Hell….might as well pull a name out of a hat, I’ll say Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: I’m winging it, Wade Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Big Show

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-Winner earns a spot in the WWE World Heavyweight Title Match:

Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H

Sarge’s Prediction: Triple H

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Triple H

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Shield vs. Kane and The New Age Outlaws

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane & The New Age Outlaws

Diva’s Prediction: The Shield

The Game’s Prediction: The Shield

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Shield

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (by DQ)

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-Vickie Guerrero WWE Divas Championship Invitational Match

Names confirmed for the match:

C) AJ Lee vs. Naomi vs. Emma vs. Nikki Bella vs. Brie Bella vs. Aksana vs. Eva Marie vs. Tamina Snuka vs. Summer Rae vs. Natalya vs. Rosa Mendes vs. Alicia Fox vs. Layla vs.

Cameron

Sarge’s Prediction: Tamina

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction (Yes We Know, you don’t care, lol): AJ Lee & not caring

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Summer Rae

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker (or I rip apart my apartment and toss it off my balcony– I live on the 15th floor)

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship – Triple Threat Match:

C) Randy Orton vs. Batista vs. Winner of Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Batista

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan (with help from CM Punk, I hope)

The Game’s Prediction: Triple H

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, see you for the next Pay-Per-View, Extreme Rules on May 4th. Have a fun but safe WrestleMania Weekend.

Welcome to, WrestleMania!!!”

-Vince McMahon

HOF News, Hogan, & Elimination Chamber Predictions

February 23, 2014 Leave a comment

In Memory Of
Nelson Frazier Jr.

(aka; Big Daddy V/Viscera/King Mabel)

(February 14, 1972-February 18, 2014)

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Not exactly the way we want to start of our blog of the month. That’s two deaths, in two months. Hopefully that will be it for a while.

For those of you unfamiliar with Nelson Frazier Jr, he was better known as WWE Superstar Big Daddy V. He started his WWE career back in 1993 in a tag team with Robert “Bobby” Horne (Mo), as Mabel, to form Men On A Mission. He had brief success after the break-up of Men On A Mission, and won the 1995 King Of The Ring, to be renamed King Mabel. He left in 1996, only to return in 1998 as Viscera and joined The Undertaker’s Ministry of Darkness. Eventually he dropped the creepy Viscera gimmick when he left the company in 2000. He returned in 2004 and became Big Daddy V, until 2008. He died of an apparent massive heart attack at home in his bed, according to his wife. He had just turned 42. Our deepest sympathies to his wife and family, as well as all his friends.

Viscera RIP

The Game

Royal Rumble 2014 Results: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf58mfNRH2s&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

CM Punk Situation + RAW 20th Anniversary DVD Review and More: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgRUqQQHQg&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RAW 2/10/14- Lita Put In The HOF, Shield vs. Wyatts Build up, and Cena vs. Orton…AGAIN!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb1VabE-eY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RIP Nelson Frazier Jr. aka Big Daddy V, Take Down: The DNA of GSP, UFC 170: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWEkSEJ2NGM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

 

The Skirt Sheet

Feel bad that we have to start another month of on such a sad note. Unfortunately, there’s not much we can do about that. Whenever a wrestler dies young, it’s sad. It’s happened so much there is a point where you start to become immune to the grief and just carry on. You honour them in a small way because you watched them for years, and it’s fitting and respectful. But it’s rarely a surprise. Not anymore. Thankfully, as of late (touch wood), there hasn’t been as many deaths, at least not like the early 2000’s when it seemed someone died in wrestling way too young on what seemed like a weekly basis.

Rest In Peace, Nelson Frazier Jr. Hope you find happiness on the other side.

Now it’s time to shut it, and get to bidness.

Well, I may as well start here. CM Punk! My thoughts on his leaving the company are so mixed up. First and foremost, I don’t blame him. He was one of WWE’s top stars, and they kept feeding a bag full of shit after bag of shit. He was being held down and put into useless storylines. Storylines for someone who just started. Phil Brooks was understandably fed up with the bullshit. One of the stars of the Royal Rumble (more on that later), comes in at number one and holds on until he was the 27th person tossed out. Because of the way the fans treated the outcome, the WWE scrambled to re-write RAW the following day, leaving Punk off the show entirely. So he walked, and we haven’t seen him since. At first I thought that it was kind of silly to just walk out because you weren’t in the show, but then I saw RAW. If they called that a re-write to fix their mistakes the night before at the Rumble, then I would have walked too. Hell, I almost did. Whatever their re-write was, it didn’t work. We are still getting the same shit they had originally planned for WrestleMania 30 in April. Only thing is, now Punk is gone. It’s such a messy situation because us fans aren’t sure whether or not it’s a work, or if it’s the Godforsaken truth. So far, and sadly, it looks damn real.

He’s not the only one not happy in the WWE. Christian isn’t happy either. Both CM Punk and Christian are two people who don’t like to be walked on and manipulated. They work hard and want to see the results of that hard work. Neither has. In a long time. Christian’s contract is up this year and rumour is going around that he isn’t planning on re-signing. Whether he goes to TNA, holds out for Jeff Jarrett’s supposed new promotion, or retires to enjoy family life, who knows.

But with the departure of one and the possible upcoming departure of another favourite, and very talented in-ring performer, I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can stomach. I’ve been a fan for 30 years and I’ve gone through it all, but I think everyone has a breaking point, and I’m pretty sure I’ve reached mine. We’ll see after WrestleMania, whether or not I decide to keep on watching. I’m tired of it. NXT is keeping me interested. The promos may be sub-par, but the wrestling is amazing. Especially their Diva’s division. I may give up on the main WWE and just simply watch NXT. It’ll feel like I’m retiring from the business of being an invested fan. Retirement perks are that I save my eyes from the shit they are putting on their shows, my bank account will thank me, and I’ll have more free time to spend with my boyfriend, and watch television.

Sarge posted a link to some dude’s YouTube video where the dude counts down who he believes are the Top 10 Worst Wrestlers. Shall we give my take on his list?

10: Santino Marella; this guy says he’s a bad wrestler. I say he’s a damn good wrestler who just so happened to get a really shitty and dumb gimmick. Disagree.

9: Big Daddy V (Viscera/Mabel); Even though he just left the wrestling world for good, and I don’t really like to speak bad of the deceased, but I need to be honest. -Agree

8: Vladimir Kozlov; Kozlov never did it for me. I often found him boring and stale in the ring. He was sloppy, not polished at all. Sorry Sarge, but I agree.

7:Yoshi Tatsu; It’s almost the same case as Santino Marella, only it’s more due to the fact Tatsu get held back from the ring. He gets few matches, and it’s always him jobbing to everybody else. He has a boatload of talent, he just easily gets held back because of his size. Disagree.

6: Shelton Benjamin; I most certainly do not agree that Shelton Benjamin is one of the worst wrestlers. He had so much untapped talent. The WWE never used him to his full potential. His matches were always technically sound. Strongly Disagree.

5: Vince McMahon: I don’t classify Mr. McMahon as a wrestler. He’s the owner of a wrestling business, who has had a handful of matches. Agree.

4: Colin Delaney: I’m sure Colin had some sort of talent, but I don’t think we saw enough of him to make a strong case here. N/A

3: Yeti Man: What the fuck is a Yeti Man? Is this some sort of TNA bullshit? No it was WCW’s stupid gimmick. Many fans of wrestling are actually ashamed to have witnessed this. Seeing as I had no idea what this was, I’m innocent. I’m just ashamed that something worse than The Executioner existed.

yeti man

I’m sorry but that looks more like a Mummy, but I guess Mummy Man was taken. I don’t know. AGREED!!!!!!!

2: Orlando Bloom: Is it Orlando Bloom? The Bi-sexual dude with the weird bugged out face that looks like a cross between Whoopie Goldberg and R-Truth? No wait, it’s Orlando Jordan. My bad. I get those two messed up. Not the actual person, just the names. I never found anything substantial about ORLANDO JORDAN’s wrestling skills. Agree.

1: John Cena: Oh hey he makes number 1 on yet another list. Cena may be one WWE’s biggest money makers, but it certainly isn’t due to Cena’s in-ring skills, but more about the magical illusions the WWE are able to weave to make unsuspecting fans buy into utter crap. Hence John Cena. When Cena first appeared on the scene and was still a mid-carder, rapping and all that crap, he was tolerable because of his mic skills, but even those skills have dissipated to a certain extent. He’s become repetitive and that, combined with his wrestling skills. AGREE!

Now I’ve watched 30 years of wrestling. I could do a ton of lists. But as a quick one for my top 10 Worst Wrestlers I’m going this way (in no particular order);

10: Zack Gowan

9: Vladimir Kozlov

8: Gene Snitsky

7: Hulk Hogan

6: Joey Abs

5: Akeem

4: Gillburg

3: John Cena

2: Kamala

1: Heidenreich

Lets just say I have my reasons.

Moving on…

How crappy was the Royal Rumble this year? What a fucking bullshit-crap-ass-waste of money. I love the Royal Rumble, and it very rarely lets me down. We all knew that Batista was going to win it, even though I believe a majority of us were against it. Breakout star was definitely Roman Reigns. By a mile. Match of the night belongs to Bray Wyatt vs. Daniel Bryan. Sadly this may have been the last time we’ve seen CM Punk. I don’t know if have ourselves to blame or what, but because of the fans boisterous reaction to Batista in the final few minutes of the Rumble, and then the outcome, the next day on RAW the writer’s were scrambling to fix the show to prevent any more possible hostility to the main event at WrestleMania 30. So much so they left CM Punk off the show. A show that had R-Truth vs. Fandango (could have done without), Ryback and Curtis Axel were on the show (really could have done without). Take those two matches out and you have enough time to toss in a CM Punk promo. Or a nice long CM Punk match. Either way, he’s gone.

So last month, I was stoked about seeing Jake “The Snake” Roberts showing up on Old School RAW. I bet you can imagine how happy I was to see and hear this news…

Jake HOF

Jake “The Snake” Roberts will be inducted into the 2014 Hall of Fame, along with the Ultimate Warrior, and one of my favourite females, who I idolized for years…

Lita HOF

What a class this is shaping up to be. Lita, Jake in the Hall of Fame. I was never really a huge fan of the Ultimate Warrior. Probably because I was under the age of 10 when he was there and I was too young to follow drug induced promos. He never made any freakin’ sense. I’m 29 plus some years now, and I still can’t make sense of any of those promos from back in the day. I’m glad that Lita is joining this years Hall of Fame. It wouldn’t be right to have just Trish Stratus in there and then wait years for Lita. Those two defined what women’s wrestling should be in the early 2000’s. It doesn’t feel like it was that long ago, but it was, 14-years ago. I just wish it was that way now. There will never be another Trish Stratus, and we can definitely say there will never be another Lita. Congrats to both Jake and Lita. I can’t wait to celebrate your inductions.

BABY NEWS!! No it’s not Trish related, and Max being breast fed on Canadian television (yes that happened, and no you pervs you didn’t get to see Trish’s boobies). No this news is a shocker. Adam “Edge” Copeland and Beth Kocianski (aka Beth Phoenix) welcomed a little baby girl two months ago, named Lyric. He dropped the bombshell on the George Strombo show up here in Canada just a couple of weeks ago. I was flabbergasted as he had said before that he didn’t really want children. Maybe he just didn’t think he wanted any, but the glow and smile and love he had on his face when he was talking about her, was undeniable. Both Beth and Adam are very private people, so there is no surprise that they kept this from the public. Congratulations to them on the birth of their first child. Cheers!

Mmm, Edge is definitely a DILF!

So this Monday the new WWE Network launches. I wouldn’t mind checking it out, but unfortunately they think Canada is such a foreign country that they can’t get it to us when they debut. It’s not like we are over seas or anything. We are similar in many ways. Just we are a better hockey players than the Americans, and we don’t cheat to get gold in Ice Dance at the Olympics. We are also smart enough not to make Justin Bieber famous, we gave him to the Americans. My family and friends who live in the States, aside, we are also generally smarter as well. Actually that might be stretching it. I think pretty much both countries are morons. I can say that with all honesty because I’ve seen and heard what people watch on television. Breaking Amish, Duck Dynasty, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, yeah, fail NORTH AMERICA! Sorry, my rant was brought to you by lack of Diet Coke. I have no idea where I was going with when I started this little paragraph, so I’m just going to end it now.

Those Christian Mingle commercials make me laugh. A bunch of bible thumpers looking for love, I bet those are the most boring dates ever. Yeah Diet Coke withdrawal is not a good thing for me. I’m going. I can’t do this right now. I need to go and get myself Diet Coke, I’m one step away from killing someone. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 BOOT CAMP

 What’s up, woodchucks?

Or, should I say “groundhogs”? No. No, that would be an insult. Ya see, I respect all my troops….but that cold-blooded, lying, piece of shit sociopathic franken-gopher, Punxsutawney Phil can plant a big, wet smacker directly on my ghostly white corn cannon! Six more weeks of winter, eh? Fuck you, Phil!

So, I normally wait until WrestleMania weekend to do one of my “infamous” lists of random thoughts. However, I am feeling the urge to kick one out for this weekend as well.

Don’t worry. I will still be doing my “RandomMania” list before the biggest PPV of the year. As for now….let’s do this!

*** Maybe it’s the “poop joke aficionado” in me, but “Elimination Chamber” brings to mind a special room in a proctologist’s office where constipated people go to empty their colons before an “in-depth” exam.

*** I wonder if Daniel Bryan got the inspiration for his “YES YES YES” chant from one of Brie Bella’s orgasms.

*** I know that the producers wanted to give us a really “up close and personal” look into the lives of the cast members on Total Divas, but how personal is “too personal”? Natalya pissing herself in the ring, John Cena talking about shitting his pants, Cameron’s “hoo-ha” issues and Naomi’s contagious foot fungus. If anything, it’s making me see these people in an entirely different light….and it’s not pretty. Seems the most normal one of the group is Eva Marie, and she’s medically brain-dead.

Next season, Summer Rae joins the cast. What little nugget of wisdom are we going to discover about her? I can already feeling the nightmares brewing in my mind. I’m going to call it right now….pre-op transsexual with “Daddy issues”.

*** No disrespect to a certified Legend, but when they had a Black History Month profile on Bobo Brazil a couple weeks ago, I chuckled a little bit every time the narrator said the name of Brazil’s signature move, the “Coco Butt”. (tee hee)

*** Have I mentioned before that I am really starting to like Emma from NXT? I never watch NXT, so I never saw her until she started showing up on RAW and SmackDown, but she is quickly growing on me. I like her goofy “dancing” and entrance music. She’s like Summer Rae without all the “taking myself seriously” stuff. Emma is cool. I hope to see more out of her in the future. Shame she is saddled with Santino at the moment.

*** A few days ago, it was reported that Nelson Frazier Jr, who was known as “King Mabel”, Viscera and Big Daddy V had passed away. He will be missed. I have a lot of good memories of his work in the ring. Most recently, I remember his feud with The Boogeyman in ECW.

*** I just found out that Hulk Hogan is going to be hosting WrestleMania 30. I hope the Ultimate Warrior puts his plane into a nosedive.

*** I am actually hoping Randy Orton loses in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday. Over the past couple months, he has become nothing more than a whiny bitch who kisses Triple H’s ass constantly. He is being made to look very weak, and I am just getting sick of him as the champion. However, the list of possible new champions doesn’t exactly give me much hope. The only thing worse than this is knowing Batista is going to be facing whoever wins this match at WrestleMania.

*** Back when Daniel Bryan was part of the Wyatt family, I couldn’t see it. He looked too “clean”. I don’t know. He just didn’t seem to fit in as well as one might think. I am actually glad the storyline as cut short.

*** Not exactly sure if breaking up the Prime Time Players was a good move, but I am relieved that they waited until the buzz of Darren Young’s “coming out” had time to blow over. Imagine the public relations shit storm if too many people got the wrong idea about why Titus O’Neil was beating the crap out of Darren Young, like if they thought it was because of his sexual orientation. Phew!

*** Maybe it’s good that nobody in the Rhodes family is really huge and muscular. It would be way too easy to call them the “Rhoids” family. C’mon, it’s not even a challenge, people!

*** Should I feel old since the people being put in the WWE Hall of Fame the past few years are all people I grew up watching? Or, should I simply be proud to look back and realize that I have been a wrestling fan for as long as I have been?

*** I love the idea behind the WWE Network, and the price makes it accessible to nearly everyone. I just don’t use my laptop or phone as a replacement for my television. Even at $10 per month, I just can’t see myself sitting and watching WrestleMania on a 5 inch screen! I have more pride than that, for Christ’s sake. If I am watching a PPV, I am having guests over, and we are watching it on my 50” plasma HD TV. Thank you very much!

*** CM Punk leaving WWE by basically walking out on the company is not the way I would have liked to see him go. I wish he was still there, but I am sure he had his reasons. He hadn’t been used all that well since he lost the WWE Championship, and being screwed over at the Royal Rumble for the reason of Batista coming back after four years and winning it…let alone going on to headline at WrestleMania 30…yeah, I can see where Punk would be ready to walk. I will probably never fully understand his reasoning, but I am behind CM Punk in his decision. Honestly, WWE loses more people because the talent gets unhappy with how they are (or are not) being used. With a “Creative” team that has no fucking idea what to do with so many of its superstars and Divas, WWE is its own worst enemy.

*** …and then, there’s this:

taker

The Deadman is looking like “death warmed over”. Makes me wonder how he is going to appear when we see him again on RAW this Monday night, or at WrestleMania this year. He looks more like “Get off my lawn!” than “This is my yard!”. Damn….McStool must really be sucking the life out of him lately.

Okay, all kidding aside, I hope everyone enjoys the Elimination Chamber PPV on Sunday. Those of you who are actually going to buy it, watch it, or give half a fuck at all about it, that is. I will not be watching it. I only get the “big” PPVs, so next one I actually pay for will be WrestleMania 30…which will also mark the next time we all gather here once again.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month?! I can’t believe it is already February and it is almost finished! Wow, crazy! Time sure does go fast! Pretty soon WM 30 will be here! Have you guys thought of any ideas for WM 30 parties?! I know Diva and I were kinda discussing things when we were watching the Royal Rumble. I think we might go with a HOF theme because so far we have The Ultimate Warrior, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Lita so far for the class of 2014. I heard some rumours as to who else will be inducted. It looks like it could be a good one!

So as I’m writing this blog WWE just issued a press release about the return of Hulk Hogan to WWE. It will happen this Monday on RAW. It was leaked out weeks ago that Hogan was returning. We just didn’t know exactly when. Now we do. WWE also said Hogan will be hosting WrestleMania 30(hmmm is WWE reading my blogs)?! I do recall me mentioning how I would like to see Hogan hosting WrestleMania 30 and not actually wrestling in it. So it looks like WWE followed my advice! Now the next question is will Sting make his debut for WWE?! Hmmm

Let’s talk about the Royal Rumble. I really hated it this year! It was too predictable! Batista ended up winning the Rumble. Everyone in the arena was pretty much pissed off that he won. It isn’t Batista’s fault though…it is WWE’s fault. They were not listening to their fans and the fans let them know how they felt at the PPV! When Diva and I were watching Orton vs Cena the WWE universe let WWE know how they felt about seeing that match again. It was pretty ugly! But then again WWE deserved it. Both Diva and I were pretty much bored with the PPV(I’m sure she will have her say about it in her blog).

The WWE Network looks pretty sweet! WWE announced it last month and there has been so much talk about it. It won’t be available for us Canadians until later this year or early next year. But when does come available I may consider trying it for six months. I mean if I can get every PPV a month for $9.99 a month then why not try it out? I think this could be the next big thing WWE has come up with and I believe it is going to be huge and bring wrestling back to another boom!

This Sunday is the Elimination Chamber PPV. The main event is Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Cesaro vs Christian vs Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I’m pretty much going with Orton in this match because the main event at Mania is probably going to be Orton vs Batista for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Also happening at this PPV is The Wyatt Family vs The Shield, Darren Young vs Titus O’Neil, The New/Old Age Outlaws vs The Uso’s, Big E vs Jack Swagger and Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs Curtis Axel & Ryback. It should be a good PPV. The card isn’t that weak for once. But I’m not going to watch it though. Lol

Anyway that’s all I have to write about now. So I hope you have a nice day! 🙂

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WWE

Elimination Chamber

-Kick-off: Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Curtis Axel & Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel & Ryback

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Big E vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Big E

Diva’s Prediction: Big E

The Game’s Prediction: Big E

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Big E

Darren Young vs. Titus O’Neil

Sarge’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

Diva’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

The Game’s Prediction: Darren Young

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Age Outlaws vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Batista

Diva’s Prediction: Batista

The Game’s Prediction: Batista

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Badista haha

The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield

Diva’s Prediction: I believe in THE SHIELD

The Game’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

-Elimination Chamber; WWE World Heavyweight Championship:

C) Randy Orton vs. Cesaro vs. Christian vs. Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

That’s it for us this month. Next month we will be back on March 16th just to catch up on what’s taken place. Obviously we won’t have predictions, since there is no Pay-Per-View in March. Take it easy peeps!

Our thoughts on Total Divas, Baby Stratus, Darren Young and SummerSlam Predictions!!

August 17, 2013 Leave a comment

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SummerSlam is here, the biggest WWE Pay-Per-View of the summer months. It’s one of my favourites. All four of us are back this month with a variety of topics to discuss and inform you about. This week has been a major week for the world of professional wrestling. A definite game changer.

The Skirt Sheet

In Memory of Wade Barrett’s Beard

01 SkirtSh Wades Beard memorium

This should get interesting, I’m writing with a shit load of sugar in my system as I’m sit here with my massive jug of grape kool-aid. I mean actual kool-aid not the Paul Heyman kind either. Two and a half litres of the grapey goodness. So if a sentence or paragraph turns into a long winded one, just read it really fast because chances are, I’m high as fuck on sugar. Just sayin’. A lot has happened since last month. For starters, I did horribly on my Money In The Bank predictions. Plus there were some things that I forgot to talk about, and in case I did talk about them and Just forgot now, my bad. I could do the lease lazy thing and go look at what I wrote about last month, but why bother. I don’t have all night to sit here and do this shit. Actually, I do. So I guess it’s time for me to shut it and get to bidness…

So in June….This happened;

Natalya and TJs wedding

Natalie Neidhart and TJ Wilson (aka Tyson Kidd) tied the knot (yes this is what I forgot to talk about a while back). They had been together since 2001 and had been engaged for over a year. Their ceremony was held at a residence in Sarasota, Florida. The bride walked down a winding staircase with her father, former wrestler, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart on her arm and the infamous cat, Gizmo in her arms, wearing a tux that her mother, Ellie, made for him.

gizmo

Natalya’s dress was from Allure Bridal, and their reception was held at a high end restaurant. Their guest list included, Nattie’s cousin Harry Smith, Curt Hawkins, Hornswoggle, Christian, Daniel Bryan, The Bella Twins, Eva Marie, Jojo, and Damien Sandow, to name a few.

Congratulations to the new Mr. & Mrs. Wilson!

Sticking with the Diva Theme…

Total Divas

I have a confession to make, I am addicted to the Total Divas Reality show on E! I don’t watch anything on E!, but I am now. I am at the point where I cannot wait for Sunday’s. It’s like YAY it’s Sunday, but what sucks is, I have to wait until Monday’s because the show starts as I’m leaving for work Sunday nights. Poopy Bum Farts is right!!!! I’m still not a fan of the Bella Twins, however I don’t mind Brie Bella so much. She is more natural, and more relaxed. A lot less bitchy than her twin sister Nikki. Nikki is more snobbish and narcissistic. She is the type of self-involved person that I loath. She throws snotty temper tantrums that are matched only by a 16-year old girls. I am even less of a fan than I was before of John Cena. He is so ostentatious. One guy doesn’t need a house that big. I’m sorry, if your dick is teeny-tiny, but your house will never be big enough to cover the small penis you have in your pants, asshole. I have become more of a fan of Daniel Bryan, Brie’s boyfriend. They suit each other. Well I guess so does Nikki and Cena. I am enjoying Funkadactyl Naomi, too. She’s hilarious. Cameron, not so much. Her boyfriend proved to be a class grade A tool box. Did he really think he could take on Brodus Clay, just because Clay was a bit hard on Cameron? Really? Really? Really? Naomi, whose real name is Trinity, has been engaged to Jimmy Uso (real name Jon Fatu) for two years now. They seem like a solid match despite a few uphill battles in episode 3. Cameron, whose real name is Ariane, is the same moronic dim-wit we made fun of a few years ago when she told Stone Cold Steve Austin that the greatest match she ever saw was Melina vs. Alicia Fox on Tough Enough. First one eliminated, yet she is the only one from that show with a job in the WWE. That’s ass-backward logic for ya. Not much to say about newbie, Jojo. She’s young and naive and really has a lot more to learn. Not sure she will be able to survive in this business. As for fiery red-head Evamarie, she’ll probably be fired before you know if she keeps making mistakes. She made two in two episodes already. First she was told to dye her brunette hair, blonde so she wouldn’t be mistaken as a Bella, and goes out and dyes her hair bright ass red. She’s lucky they liked it but that could have been the end of her right there. Then she lies to the office and to Fandango (Curtis Hussey) and tells them she has a dance back ground in Ballroom, when she probably takes a shit more gracefully than what she showed them. THAT came back to bite her later when she had a secondary asshole torn out by Stephanie McMahon. I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t for this reality show, she would have been fired already. My heart breaks for Natalya. Just what I suspected, she keeps getting treated like crap. I knew that from the lack of pushes she’s had since Beth Phoenix left. They see her as a hard worker, but instead of giving her proper match time on television, they have her babysitting Jojo and Evamarie, and doing all these little non-important jobs that have nothing to do with the fact that she IS wrestling royalty. I’m pretty sure in England they don’t treat royalty like that (maybe unless you are the former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson). Natalya is a very compassionate person. My buddy and co-blogger, The Game perceived her as whiny, but wouldn’t you be after working your ass off for years and years only to get handed a microphone and told to host the red carpet at a WrestleMania event?

 BTW, Nattie is now following me on twitter!

All niceties aside…

Why did the WWE fuck with Wade Barrett’s beard? He totally rocked the beard. Hell, the man had the best facial hair in the entire company.

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It suited him and he kept it so neatly trimmed which made him look dapper and debonair. Not to mention fucking hot!! God to have beard rash between…err…nevermind. Shhh, just don’t tell my boyfriend. I so hope my British Babe brings the beard back. Rest In Peace, Wade’s Beard!

Wades Beard

You all realized that I could have gone on for pages about what happened to Wade’s facial hair, right?

For anyone in Souther Ontario, TNA knockout champion, and former WWE Women’s champion, Mickie James will be doing a meet and greet at Hammertown Comicon, in Hamilton, Ontario on October 5th.

It’s a pretty solid Summer Slam card. However, I am surprised that Randy Orton doesn’t have a scheduled match. Don’t count out the All-Stars Money In The Bank winner though, he could always cash it in at the urging of Vince McMahon, who has made it quite clear that he doesn’t want either John Cena or Daniel Bryan representing his company as WWE Champion. Daniel Bryan’s promo skills lately have been ace! I can’t wait what he’s going to say next. Unlike Cena, if he isn’t kissing someone’s ass during a promo, whether it be Bryan’s, Triple H’s or the fans, he’s repeating himself about loyalty and respect and eating Nikki’s smelly poononie. Oops, my bad? How many of us are dumb enough to fall for the whole “Ring Of Fire” concept. IT IS STILL AN INFERNO MATCH!!! We’ve seen those. Granted not very often but most of us still think of them as Inferno matches, not “Ring Of Fire”. Geeze someone was listening to Johnny Cash while coming up with this match and decided to rename the damn thing. But most of us aren’t that stupid. We know what it really is. I’m not going to lie, Ring Of Fire is way more creative than Inferno match. Not one match but TWO matches have diva’s in them. It’s the power of total diva’s. First we have a mixed tag team match with Kaitlyn and Dolph Ziggler vs. AJ Lee and Big E. Langston; then Natalya vs. Brie Bella. If any match is getting bumped from the card, it’ll be Natalya vs. Brie, but lets hope not. It’s been a while since we’ve had two diva matches on one pay-per-view. Maybe the WWE are making strides. I heard that is something Stephanie McMahon has wanted to do for a while. A complete overhaul. CM Punk, eh? well… I hate Brock Lesnar, so I’m not even going to tell you where my brain is on this one. I’m tired of talking about Summer Slam. It’s a solid card, order it for yourself and just watch it.

Big news out of Los Angeles this week. One I am very proud to announce. Prime Time Player, Darren Young, came out of the closet to TMZ while leaving LAX. Good on him. He is the first openly gay wrestler who is under a contract to come out. This opens the door for so many people and Young getting the message across that it’s OK to be comfortable with yourself and your sexual orientation, is inspiring. If I’m not mistaken, an NFL player came out and it wasn’t perceived well, but the WWE and it’s superstars and diva’s have offered their support and are being amazingly supportive of Young that it truly shows that they are the front runners of ground breaking changes to this world. Being accepted, no matter who you are, is hard. To come out like that when your job is very physical with others, is a big deal, and when the superstars who have to work with you, are proud of you for doing so and supportive, then that shows how much society has grown. I am proud of Darren Young and know that he’ll be an inspiring to so many people who have issues about accepting who they are.

While in South Africa a few weeks ago, the WWE Superstars and Diva’s traveling with SmackDown, got a chance to make a little Shark Week of their own.

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You can see footage of them here; http://www.wwe.com/videos/superstars-go-shark-diving-with-great-whites-26139292

And Justin Gabriel made an appearance during Discovery’s infamous Shark Week, on a show called Shark After Dark… http://www.wwe.com/videos/justin-gabriel-joins-discoverys-shark-after-dark-live-during-shark-week-26139281

Trish Stratus is due next month to have her first baby. For a while now on Twitter, Trish has been referring to her bundle of joy as Baby Stratus. Well this past Thursday, she came out with the sex of her baby. Congratulations Trish on the impending birth of your son (to be named Maximus). She had her baby shower with just over 40 guests this past week in Vaughn. Her Stratusphere brand even made a tea named after her soon-to-be-born son, Maximus Sweet Tea.

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She looks lovely. I can’t wait to see pictures of Baby Stratus. I’m sure he’ll be adorable.

That’s it for me this week, I have taken up A LOT of your time. Until next month, when I hope to have news on Baby Stratus’ arrival. Take it easy. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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The Game

F4W#192: Cena vs Daniel Bryan, UFC 162 Silva Weidman Fixed or Not, RVD Return;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTOEv1wTFs&feature=c4overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W#193: UFC 163, Kurt Angle’s DUI and Randy Orton’s Attack in South Africa;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_JEhzrftg&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W#194: Darren Young First Gay Active Wrestler in WWE + Fight Night on Fox Sports 1;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXejQvVWN08&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w
newbootcamp

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, troopers? Do I have news for you? What a difference a month makes!

Last time we met in the old Boot Camp, I commented on how my job was going well, and all that. My family had recently moved into a new house after moving from Virginia….blah blah blah. Right?

WELL!! Let’s see. As of a couple weeks ago, we have moved out of the house that we were living in. Most of the reason was because the neighborhood wasn’t all that great, and of course…there was the whole black mold issue that was making pretty much everyone in that house feel like warmed over dog shit. My wife was a fucking rock star in the way she researched and found us a new place to move into. It’s out in the country, which we love. Our nearest neighbor is maybe ¼ mile down the road…if you don’t count the cows we can see from our kitchen window. It’s so peaceful out here, and the house is awesome. Suits everyone so well. My kids are happier and healthier. My wife and I are, too. The house has a HUGE backyard (as opposed to NO back yard , like we had in the other place) and my kids can run and play all they want. This is maybe the most perfect place we have ever lived in. Not to mention, this house was strategically located less than 2 miles away from where I worked! We were going to save money on gas in this deal, too.

That is, until I went into work a few nights before we were set to move into the new house, and I was sent home because the temp agency I worked through did not have my name on the crew roster for that night’s shift. Come to find out, I had a missed call and a voice mail from the temp agency asking me to call them before I went into work that night. Anyway, I waited until the next morning, and I called the agency. Yeah…they had laid me off. Just like that, they dropped me and fed me some line about how the management decided that job was not a good fit for me in the long term (whatever the fuck that means).

There is, however, a bright side to this. Another development had come about in regards to the disability claim I submitted after I retired from the military. Finally, the claim had been approved, and I was to begin receiving my monthly checks. Ends up, I was evaluated at 80% disability, which works out to be a pretty nice chunk of change each month. With my retirement pay, and this disability money now coming in, I am actually making more money than when I was working that piece of shit factory job! I could basically get by without working again, but I do intend on getting another job, though there is no rush for me to find one right away.

It’s funny how life can change so quickly, for the better or worse. Right now, it’s for the better. If anything changes…I’ll let you know.

Right now, I’d like to talk a little bit about the new “reality” show, Total Divas.

Yeah, I know there are a lot of other things I could be talking about, but I think we are all sick and tired of hearing people shitting gold bricks because Darren Young came out of the closet on national television. People are making a WAY bigger deal of that then they need to. It’s honestly getting to be really annoying the more I have to hear about it. I’m fine with it. I get it already. I’m happy for him. He’ll probably get a huge push and be WWE Champion within the year. Whatever.

Well, I want to go on the record, and say it out in front of the world, and the Lord Almighty Himself….The Sarge is, and always has been….100% heterosexual!

Wait for it……..

Wait for it…………

Yep! Crickets.

Now, let’s move on, for the love of Pete!

Total Divas. Okay. First of all, I want to let you all know that….yes, I do watch this show. I actually kind of enjoy it. It’s like a guilty pleasure kind of thing. It’s not something I would openly admit to just anybody that I do.

It’s interesting to see the individual personalities of the Divas come out, regardless of whether most of this show is fake, or not. Even the Bella twins show quite different attitudes. I find it a bit sketchy how Nikki Bella is porking John Cena, and Brie Bella is with Daniel Bryan…and both Cena and Bryan are also headlining this year’s SummerSlam PPV. Almost seems like they are using their relationships on Total Divas to push their match. Not to mention, there is also a newly booked match at the PPV this Sunday featuring all cast members of the E! reality show. Again…coincidence? It’s almost shameful and blatant how they tie these things into one another like that.

Speaking of shameful, some of the these “Divas” really show their asses sometimes! Take Eva Marie, for example. She is a fucking dipshit whore if I ever saw one. First episode, she goes against WWE creative and colors her hair “circus whore red” rather than the blonde that the WWE suggested she change to. However, they let that slide. Now, episode 2…Eva Marie the whore clown gets the delusional idea that she could be Fandango’s new full-time dance partner. She openly lies to WWE management that she has a dance background, and shows her total lack of dancing skill during her audition. This results in a fake meeting with Stephanie McMahon, where Eva Marie is torn a new butthole and warned to never let it happen again. Good Lord, the stupid just pours out of every orifice on this one!

I feel bad for her little tag-along wannabe, Jojo. She really seems to be serious about training to be moved up to the main roster. Problem is, her 12-year old boyfriend is a horny douche nozzle who doesn’t want her to put him second to her career, and he forces the two of them to break up.

Cameron (of the Funkadactyls) is an overstuffed bag of moron! Her maturity level is somewhere between Detroit gutter slut and New Jersey crack whore. She was the first contestant voted off of the last season of Tough Enough, and this show just continues to exhibit why she never should have been given a job in WWE at all. Her boyfriend isn’t much better. For lack of a real name, I will call him “Johnny Juice-Head” because all I saw of him was a tantrum backstage where he wanted to fight Brodus Clay. Obvious case of roid rage!

I mentioned before that the Bella twins are fucking Cena and Daniel Bryan. Anyway, it seems like Cena is getting the short end of the deal here. Nikki comes off as a huge cunt, while Brie actually seems rather nice.

Speaking of nice, Natalya (who has had limited exposure so far on the show) is genuine and kind to everyone. She helps Jojo through a rough time at practice and really helps her get her head on straight. I respect her for the way she deals with people in that way, and for the kind of person she is in general.

Okay, enough about that…and on to another Diva who I also have a HUGE deal of respect for.

Trish Stratus! Congratulations on the upcoming arrival of your baby boy, Maximus. May he bring you as much happiness and joyful insanity as my son has to me! Luckiest little man on the planet, that one. Trish’s son, not mine.

Okay, people. I am pretty much done for this edition. I know I didn’t talk about SummerSlam very much, but I figure we will have a lot more to discuss once it has aired and we know the outcomes. So, I will leave that for next time. Instead, head to the end of this blog and have a good laugh at my PPV predictions. I always suck at those.

Anyway, I will see you all back here next time. Better not be late, cuz I’ll come looking for ya…and nobody wants that! Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how have you been doing these pass few weeks? I have been pretty good. I recently updated my computer from Windows Vista to Windows 8. That was quite interesting to say the least! It was a big jump for sure! I had a small issue with it but now that is cleared up. I’m happy with it. But I don’t have all of my programs put back in. I still need to download a copy of Microsoft Office. I miss my Word program. But I will have to use this one for now! Anyway let’s get back into the wrestling!

Darren Young just recently came out of the closet. He announced to TMZ this past week that he is indeed gay. I am pretty proud of him. I never really thought a current WWE Wrestler would actually come out. But I’m glad that he is happy and I know how hard it was for him to do something like that. I’m glad WWE is behind him(no pun intended). Actually he hasn’t been the first wrestler to come out. Pat Patterson is openly gay too. I’m sure there have been other wrestlers from the past and probably present who may also been gay. But I have to say this. I was reading some of the comments from the CBC web site and a lot of people just don’t really care who is gay. It has been so accepted in Canada that it isn’t really such a big deal like the media tends to make it out to be. Which I kinda agree with. Anyway it is great to see him proud to be who he is and he doesn’t have to hide it.

I won’t be able to watch SummerSlam this year. I will be attending a family function instead. The card actually looks pretty decent this year! We have WWE Championship match with John Cena vs Daniel Bryan, World Championship match Alberto Del Rio vs Christian, CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar, Dean Ambrose vs RVD, Kane vs Bray Wyatt, Natalya vs Brie, and Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow! Plus we have The Miz hosting it! So it looks like I could be missing a good card eh? Well I did do my predictions(see at the end of the blog) and I hope that they all come true!

Has anyone seen pictures of Bret Hart’s sons lately? Recently Bret posted a picture of him and his two sons(Dallas and Blade) and I have to admit they kinda look British to me! Lol I mean they do have that British look. I’m sure they are Bret’s kids because well Dallas is built just like his Dad. Plus both of his sons have the jet black hair like their Dad did. But man their faces kinda look like Davey Boy Smith…lol You guys can be the judge!

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I haven’t seen much of Bray Wyatt lately. I guess I should probably watch SmackDown more often to see him. I’m wondering with this feud between Bray and Kane will eventually bring back The Undertaker to face Bray at WrestleMania 30? It could be possible. Or unless they are going to do another Undertaker vs Kane match? I really hope not! I don’t want to see that again. I guess we will find out eventually.

 

Has anyone been watching Total Divas? I have watched a few episodes. I have to admit, I don’t really mind it. I really don’t like “Reality TV” shows like that usually. But maybe I like it just because I know who the players who are involved with it. The show has become a success though! Each episode has gained more viewers so E! Network has renewed it for a second season. So now the show has up to 14 episodes. I hope it continues to entertain us every week! One thing I do know, I still don’t really care for the Bella Twins that much. I should say I don’t like Nikki that’s for sure. I don’t mind Brie that much. But I still think they can be really annoying. But I do believe Natalya will become the big star out of this show. She could become the next breakout Diva.

 

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you enjoy the PPV this Sunday! Have A Nice Day!! 🙂

 

You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter! I pretty much like to tweet about anything, so just give me a tweet and we can go from there!

 

WWE

Summer Slam

Kick-off Show:

-WWE United States Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Rob Van Dam

Sarge’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Greg’s Prediction: Rob Van Damn via DQ

PPV:

-Mix Tag Team Match: Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn vs. Big E. Langston & AJ Lee

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn

Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn

-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian

Sarge’s Prediction: Christian

Diva’s Prediction: Christian

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-Ring Of Fire Match: Kane vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

Diva’s Prediction: Damien Sandow

The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

Natalya vs. Brie Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Natalya

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Greg’s Prediction: Natalya

CM Punk vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-WWE Championship; With Special Referee, Triple H: C)John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this month. It’s been a great summer so far so lets enjoy the few weeks we have left, especially if you happen to be heading back to school. However, if you’re still in school, you probably shouldn’t be reading our blog as we have the knack of be a bit vulgar. Enjoy and see you all back here on September 15th.

“I think you are a parody of wrestling.”

-Daniel Bryan to John Cena

RAW 08/12/13

Cena’s dating a former Diva, The Shield, RAW and Possible Hardy reunion???

December 3, 2012 Leave a comment

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Hey, welcome back! There are three of us here this week. We want to give a special shout-out to SARGE!

 

Happy Birthday Sarge!!

There ya have it! Lol! We here hope Sarge had a great birthday weekend and enjoyed his weekend off from writing for us this week. He’s been a pivotal part of us keeping this blog afloat. He brings a certain somethin’-somethin’ to this work. We all love and respect him here. He doesn’t demand it or beg for it, he just gets it.

The Skirt Sheet

I have no idea what I’m going to say this week because I didn’t really have a plan in mind for this weekend. To be honest I totally forgot about the blog. Yep, I forgot about the blog I started six years ago. Lol! I’d make a horrible parent. I’d probably leave my child in between the doors at the mall. Oh wait that happened to me once. Despite that I always loved my grandmother. Anyways, it’s time to shut it and, hopefully, get to bidness.

 

I found on tumblr.com that Kia Stevens, aka Kharma, recently spoke to divadirt.com about her release from WWE. She spoke about how she got the job and that she was just days away from announcing her full retirement from the wrestling business when Tommy Dreamer asked her if he could give John Laurinaitis her number. Within minutes Laurinaitis, the head of Talent Relations with the WWE, called her and offered her a position on the Diva’s roster. Although her run within the WWE was short due to discovering she was pregnant, what she contributed was groundbreaking. When she talked about her release she didn’t hold any blame against the company and said that it was “appropriate.”

 

Sometimes things aren’t moving along as quickly as they need to be, and some things weren’t progressing as quickly as they should have been. I think the release was actually a good idea and very appropriate. WWE, the world knows they don’t just hire anyone. If they hire you, they’re going to invest in you. They’re going to apply any and every resource they have for anything that you’re going through, so having said that, again, the timing just was there. My release was, in my opinion, appropriate.” -Kia Stevens

 

The door to a return is still open for Stevens. The fact that she remained humble after her release instead of bitter, will keep the relationship between the WWE and herself in better standings.

 

John Cena has been apparently dating Nikki Bella. He and Daniel Bryan could have a kinky foursome with the slutty twins since Bryan’s dating Brie Bella. Both Greg and I think it’s gross. Cena isn’t ugly, he just can’t wrestle. Then again, neither can either of the Bella’s. I think he could do better than a long-faced, ugly flamingo but hey that’s just me.

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Canada is apparently catching up the States. Well, sort of. When RAW was just 2 hours long at 9pm, we go it at 9:15pm. But when RAW went to 3-hours back in July, we started at 9pm. So we went from being 15-minutes behind to being an hour behind. The SCORE here in Canada will be moving RAW to 8:15 starting December 10th. I hate that channel and it makes me happy that I get to download it and don’t have to put up with the stupid sports ticker at the bottom or Arda Ocal or Renee Pacquette. OMG don’t even get me started on that. Personally, I think Greg is fucking with me, because quite frankly when you don’t have cable television it’s easy to do. But he told me that both Arda Ocal and Renee Pacquette have both been hired by the WWE. I seriously hope he’s fucking with me. I cannot stand RENEE!!! OMG she yells into the microphone. It’s a MICROPHONE!!!! We can hear you just fine! Not only that she is a moron. Brodus Clay isn’t talented. He’s a fat douche bag that if I had a Douche bag jar that anyone who was a douche bag or did something douchey had to put money in it, I would have hundred jars just from Clay alone.

 

Lets talk about The Shield. Not the show about a special corrupt police force, but the three NXT guys, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. For interest, Reigns comes from the legendary Samoan family the Anoi’s, his father is Sika, and he’s related to Yokozuna, the Uso’s, Umaga, The Rock, Rikisi, Tamina Snuka and Jimmy Snuka. He comes from an awesome blood line. Greg, Mat and I saw him take on Heath Slater at the house show we went to in Hamilton in September. Dean Ambrose seems to be the leader of this little group, as he did most of the talking. I was impressed with Michael Cole’s sit-down interview they aired on RAW this past week. Ambrose is particularly well spoken and I was taken by the way he talked. I think if done correctly, the Shield has the potential to make the NEXUS look moronic. Since they had a gold with NEXUS but dropped the ball, I suspect the WWE will do the same with this group as well. I think the last faction they didn’t completely fuck up was Evolution. They even managed to fuck up the nWo when they arrived in the WWE.

 

Tamina Snuka is looking awesome. It looks as if she’s getting a push, which is long overdo. She is a phenomenal wrestler but just hasn’t had the time in the ring to prove it. I’m not a fan of her ring attire but it’s not always what you wear. In her case, her outfit is too busy and takes away from what you are seeing in the ring. If she toned it down, it would be easier to see her talent. You embellish the package when the package needs to hide something. Like Alicia Fox should be more embellished then she is because she needs to hide the fact that she can’t wrestle. A talented person like Tamina shouldn’t be wearing anything that takes away from her talent.

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Holy Flaming Camel Toe, Batman!

I’m actually looking forward to one match at the WWE TLC pay-per-view. Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. The way both men have been performing in the ring whether together or separately has been amazing. They are both working hard and having great matches. If ya put two talented people who are having some of the best matches of their careers together, then you’re either going to have one hell of an amazing match, or it’ll bomb. I’m confident that these two will not bomb. If they do, I will eat my shorts.

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I think I’m done for tonight. I honestly have been busy preparing for the end of the year blog that it’s taking all my brain power. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

 

 

Hey everyone how are you doing this week? Have you started your Christmas shopping yet (I haven’t but I don’t have that many to shop for)? I find as I get older it is harder to suggest things for Christmas. I was at my parent’s house last weekend for a visit and I was asking my Mom what does she want for Christmas? She told me she wasn’t sure. I said well you have to come up with something. Then she asked me what I wanted. At first I couldn’t think of anything but after a while I came up with some ideas for her. I love to celebrate Christmas. I find it is probably one of my favourite times of the year (besides Halloween). I like spending time with my family and I also love eating the baking goods. But enough about writing about Christmas, this is a professional wrestling blog!

 

I’m going to start off with this juicy news item for you guys. I read on pwinsider that Matt Hardy was doing a podcast this week and he was asked about the rumours about Jeff Hardy’s contract being up early next year and whether or if Hardy was going to return to WWE. Of course Matt said there could be a Hardy Boys reunion in WWE next year. I’m not sure if there will be one for sure. I know in the past Matt has said things on the Internet to get interest from the fans about him. I have to give him credit though he is very good at that. He knows how to use the Internet to his advantage. But if anything I could see Jeff Hardy returning to WWE for one last run (which I always believed he would go back to WWE eventually). But Matt I’m not 100% sold on him returning. It would be great to see both of them back, but I just have a feeling WWE would treat Matt like crap and he would end up like he did when left WWE a couple of years ago. I don’t want to see him like that. He is a great performer and I know he has cleaned up his act and I’m glad he is in a situation where he has control of his life. I hope it stays like that. If he can find a way to make a return to WWE where his life will be okay then perhaps they could give him another shot. But first Jeff would have to return in order for Matt to even consider returning to WWE.

Has anyone wonder what has happened to Christian? I haven’t seen him on WWE TV for months now. I really miss seeing him on RAW and Smackdown! I hope he is all right. I’m going to try to find out what is really up with him. Anyone reading this knows what happened with him please let me know. I know he asked for some time off but I didn’t think it was going to be this long. He hasn’t really even tweeted that much on Twitter. I just find it a little odd.

Can we just skip the TLC PPV and move onto the Royal Rumble instead? LOL I really don’t want to see Ryback VS CM Punk in a TLC match. I have a feeling that this match is going stink. I’m pretty much over this feud too. I really can’t wait for The Rock to come back at the Royal Rumble! I’m hoping Colleen and Diva decide to order it! J It is one of my favourite PPVs to watch!

I kinda watched WWE RAW this week. I’m starting to get bored of three hour RAWs. It is really hard to watch. This week is a blur to me. I really tried watching it but I just ended up talking to my friend on the phone for the first hour of RAW then I watched most of the second hour and some of the third hour. Lucky for me The Score repeats it the next day so I can watch it again if I choose too! But right now I can’t remember what happened this week! LOL I’m drawing a blank here. This is probably not a good thing. It isn’t me; it is WWE fault for not making it entertaining enough for me to remember it! Haha Oh wait I remember Wade Barrette wrestling Kofi Kingston in a non-title match. That was good. Also Alberto Del Rio beat The Great Khali with a submission! John Cena beat Dolf Ziggler cleaned! WTF is up with that? Why can’t Dolf get a break? Oh wait he won the MITB match…but apparently that means nothing to WWE creative. Sheamus had a match against Damien Sandown who I’m actually really beginning to like a lot. That guy has huge potential in WWE. Kane fought CM Punk in the main event. I believe the Twitterverse picked Kane. It was either him or Daniel Bryan. Bryan ended up going against Rey Mysterio and he lost to Rey Rey. That’s all I remember from RAW this week! Oh wait there was some John Cena and Aj stuff going on too.

This weekend at my work we’re having Red Bull Crashed Ice happening. If you don’t know what it is I will tell you right now; it is these guys who wear hockey equipment and they skate along this course that has ice on it. It is actually pretty cool. I’m going to probably watch the Championship race tomorrow night (Sat Dec 2nd). They are expecting anywhere between 50, 000 to 100, 000 people to check it out. I will post some pictures of it in my next blog so you can see what this is all about.

 

Anyway that is it for this week! I hope you enjoyed my blog and Have a nice day!! J

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The Game

 

F4W#163: RAW highlights/The Shield:  http://youtu.be/iicTYz0VGBU

 

That’s it for this week. We’ll be back next week. Hell, maybe we’ll even be early again like before. Depends on Diva. Take ‘er easy and if she’s easy take her twice!

 

“Maybe @WadeBarrett had best refine his domestication tactics. Getting kicked in the mouth isn’t very effective… #ChinChecker #smackdown” -Kofi Kingston via Twitter @truekofi