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Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101

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The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!

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The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.

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That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back


In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.

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Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.

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Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.

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What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.

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My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you

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March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.

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I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

Okay, I am done.

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I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.

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Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?

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Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Payback

Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

Event:

Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

WWE Battleground and NXT Diva Take Over?


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We are one short this week, but I’m sure Sarge will be back in time for SummerSlam. He’s on vaccation from the cyber world. But trust that he will be back with his boot camp so you suckers better be ready for an ass whoopin’ when he does. He did stop by to deliver his WWE Battleground Predictions.

Lets roll the footage monkey’s…

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Hello there my fellow royal readers and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts. First off I would like to say I’m sorry for not posting an article last month. I know you the readers were looking forward to a bloody good article! Well I had a few issues with my bloody computer and I also wasn’t bloody feeling that well either. But now I feel better and my computer is working better too! Onto my thoughts for this month!

So many things have happened since I last wrote. Both John Cena and Kevin Owens each have a win(in their feud). Now they are facing each other once again this Sunday at Battle Ground(what a lame name for a PPV). I’m hoping Kevin ends up winning since he lost his NXT World Championship. That way he can become the new US Champion! But I have to admit these open challenges which John Cena has been doing have been actually entertaining and fun to watch. He recently had two matches with Cesaro and they were really great! I know a lot of people were talking about it online! But I do believe it is John’s turn to drop the US title at Battle Ground.

The Main Event for Battle Ground is going to be WWE Heavyweight Championship match Seth Rollins(c) VS Brock Lesner. I don’t see Lesner winning this match. I have a feeling Seth will keep the championship for now. But this match should be pretty awesome! Both guys are very entertaining in their own way and I can’t wait to see these two go at it! 🙂

One match that won’t be happening at WWE Battle Ground now is The Miz VS Ryback VS Big Show for the IC Championship. Ryback is in the hospital with a Straft infection in his knee. That’s a pretty serious injury! So he will be out for a few weeks more than likely! I imagine they will have the match later this month or at Summer Slam. We shall see!

I just watched the new Divas who have came up from NXT to join the WWE Roster. Can I just say thank goodness they are here now! Maybe Women wrestling will be actually fun to watch! I hope so! It is good to see Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte. These ladies will make the Diva’s division so much better! See good things come from this! 😀

Another match that will be happening this Sunday will be Randy Orton VS Mr Money In The Bank Sheamus. This should be a pretty fun match! I think Sheamus needs the win here so he can look good when he cashes in his MITB contract. I could see Sheamus doing it very soon! I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it at Summer Slam. That would be interesting if that happened.

I saw a youtube video of CM Punk working out with other UFC fighters. He seems really into it and I can’t wait to see his fight match in UFC. I think Diva and I should have a party when it happens? I think it would be cool to see how he does in it. I mean UFC is huge and they mean business. Do you guys think Punk can do it?

I haven’t watched any Tough Enough and I have no interest in watching it. I think Diva is watching it. I’m sure she will report about it if she is watching it? Lol

Anyway I’m finish for this month my Royal Readers! I will talk to you later! See ya!

You can reach me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

The Game

BREAKING NEWS: Aldo OUT of 189 Mendes Replacing vs McGregor UFC 189: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmtmiY6unc

My UFC 189 picks and thoughts NXT TakeOver in Brooklyn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9f6Vz15r9c

Results for UFC 189 and UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unw9RA4Ah70

NXT Divas TakeOver RAW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bcvNIHl194

The Skirt Sheet

I’m just going to jump in this, so I’m shutting it and getting to bidness…

I’ve been so out of wrestling the past few weeks. Between moving and dealing with River, who is a lot more active and vocal, I just haven’t had a moment to really enjoy things. I’m so behind on NXT that I barely know what’s going on. Tough Enough is pretty much the same crap shoot it was a few years ago. None of these people scream WWE Superstar to me. There is nobody I’m rooting for. I’m still watching it, because it’s the summer and there really isn’t much else on.

I’ve been watching the episodes of Swerved, and laughing my ass off at some of the gags. This week R-Truth dressed up as BAE (Bad Ass Elephant) and stood in the hallway backstage at a WWE event and scared random people. One of those people he TRIED to scare was Naomi, who just turned around and kicked him in the junk. I think I laughed my ass off for about two minutes. The other one I laughed at was this one…

http://www.wwe.com/videos/wwe-network-swerved-are-you-pranking-me-preview-27632037

Just a shout out to who ever booked the Diva’s segment on RAW this week. Good job. First interesting Diva’s segment in a long time. I like to attribute that to Paige and the NXT Diva’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Seriously, the crowd was even chanting “This is Awesome!” It was truly well done and I’m actually excited about the division. I’m just hoping they don’t fuck it up by adding Eva Marie somewhere.

NXT Divas on RAW

This domination by the NXT Diva’s (left to right: Charlotte, Becky Lynch and NXT Women’s Champ, Sasha Banks, locking in submissions on Team Bella; Alicia Fox, Brie Bella and WWE Diva’s Champ, Nikki Bella). If you want to see what actually went down and check out the NXT Diva’s in action… http://www.wwe.com/videos/nxt-divas-emerge-to-challenge-team-bella-raw-july-13-2015-27650619

I have so much more high hopes from the Diva’s from NXT. They seem to be far more experienced in the ring then most of the WWE’s current Diva’s roster. People like the Bella’s, Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, Layla, and anyone who isn’t Paige, Naomi, Tamina and Natalya, need to really take notice and learn to wrestle at a level higher then they are currently. Once Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks become regulars on the main roster, things are going to change and actually have the potential to make the Diva’s division matter. My only concern is that they will be told to tone it down in order for the Bella’s and other useless diva’s to keep up and not look like complete crap. It’s the same thing that has happened to the current NXT male superstars who have come. They’ve toned it down in order to make the WWE’s main superstars look good. It’s sad really. It’s a precedent that was set when Rey Mysterio joined WWE and was asked to keep the high flying moves limited as it was obvious that half the roster had no clue how to take them offensively.

However, if the NXT diva’s and the stronger diva’s on the current WWE roster, keep up the quality that they have been known to work at, then I’m going to go out on a limb to say that we are about the enter an era of diva’s work similar to that of the early 2000’s with Trish Stratus, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, Jacqueline, etc.. I guess like every period in wrestling, there is a down time. There’s been suck a down time in the Diva’s division that since Total Diva’s began airing, I’ve noticed improvements in the Bella Twins and other diva’s who are featured on the show. I guess because the outside spotlight is starting to shine in on the diva’s division, that they couldn’t have the stars of their reality show look like shit in the ring. It’s worked as a great way to motivate the talent.

Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch aside, the other diva’s on NXT have their work cut out for them. There is of course the ever loveable, Bailey. Who is probably the ultimate under dog and baby face. There is Alexa Bliss, who has yet to do anything note worthy, and Carmella, who basically has one of the catchiest catch phrases but that’s about it. Emma, who’s short lived push on the main roster fizzled when she shoplifted from a walmart last year. Then there is Dana Brooke. I’ve not seen such low quality in a diva’s in-ring work since Christy Hemme’s WWE run. Brooke is HORRIBLE!!!

For once I’m excited. So we shall see how long this excitement lasts.

Cesaro is working his hairy ass off. I give the guy credit, he’s a hell of a wrestler and really took it to John Cena nearly two weeks ago on RAW. That was one of Cena’s best matches and he should really thank Cesaro for carrying him. I still have no use for Cena. I think a fish stuck on a pile of sand is more useful then Cena.

Can we not discuss the Tokyo show of the WWE? The worst match on there, was Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston. It’s not a dig at either guys, it’s the booking of the match. Kofi being billed as his opponent, didn’t stand a bloody chance. You knew the ending right away. Perfect example of a squash match. Match of the night is tied between Chris Jericho vs. Neville and Kevin Owens defending the NXT Championship against Finn Balor. It wasn’t a surprise that Balor would go over, considering how they were hyping him up the weeks leading up to the live event in Tokyo. Nevertheless, it was a steller match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqFSL3ROxw

Having Jericho and Neville face off as the curtain jerkers was a great start to otherwise a mediocre event. The match wasn’t as predictable as Balor vs. Owens, as either guy could have won. The match was fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMl9e6eXDr8

I think that’s about it for me this month. I have a lot of work to do as my niece, Kaitlyn, and nephew, Evan, are coming for a visit this coming Tuesday. So with that, Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Battleground

Kick-off Show: -Battle for the Crown: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarges’ Prediction: King Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarges’ Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Tag Team Chamionship: C)The Prime Time Players vs. The New Day

Sarges’ Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarges’ Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarges’ Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Championship: C) Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarges’ Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, we will see you in a month for Summer Slam. I hear some pretty impressive rumours are going around and they involve Stephen Amel from Arrow, and another one about The Undertaker…. So doncha dare miss it!

Breaking News about one of Night of Champions Matches & More…

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Welcome back faithful readers. Been a full month. Didn’t say it was full of good stuff, just…full. Lol! We have a lot to get to this month, so we should hop to that.

The Game

BREAKING NEWS: Roman Reigns Pulled from PPV and has Emergency Surgery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t5gw3WerqY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

 

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Orale, amigos!

Alright, people. Here’s the deal. The “411”, if you will. I know I was absent last time we put one of these things out, and while I really don’t answer to anyone except the man upstairs, I feel I should at least let you all know what was up in my world. It’s my prerogative.

Let’s say there was some “family business” to tend to. Events involving someone in my extended family. It was in the national news, and even covered by Nancy Grace for about a week or so. Without going into details, it caused a shit ton of emotional distress to us (especially my wife), and we are still picking up the pieces. It may take a very long time before we have everything straightened out in our minds. On the weekend that this blog was due last month, my wife, our kids and I had plans to take some time away from home for a few days and “live our lives” away from all the people and social media and TV that would just keep reminding us of what we were trying to put behind us.

I’m sorry I bailed on you guys last time, but now you know, and can hopefully understand my reasons for being AWOL from this place we knows as Sarge’s Boot Camp.

Well, I am back and ready to get this thing rolling again. As always, I’ve got a few things to get off my chest, and I’m going to tell you right now….it’s not gonna be pretty! If I know my troops, you wouldn’t want it any other way. Let’s do this!

First of all, I say ENOUGH with all this “9.99” bullshit! I know WWE has made it a selling point of the WWE Network, but it has been used to the point of becoming incredibly annoying, and now it just feels like a running joke on every WWE program.

My difficulties with the WWE “Not-work” are well documented, so I will not go into all that again with you. I simply have to laugh a little bit at my predicament every time I see one of WWE’s ridiculously redundant ads for the Network. They ramble on as if everyone on Earth is able to use it, but ………

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And, speaking of “bad news”, I have begun to wonder if there is such thing in WWE as a “main roster curse”. I mean, the way people do well and prosper on NXT, but fall flat and end up either being sent back to NXT or let go altogether. Case in point, Emma. She was wildly popular in NXT, then she was brought up to the main roster. Within a few months, she is busted for apparent petty theft from Walmart and she practically vanishes from RAW and SmackDown.

As I have stated before, I cannot use the WWE Network, so if you know of anything on NXT, Main Event or any other Network-only show, then forgive my ignorance! How the fuck was I supposed to know if I can’t watch everything the rest of us can?

There has been talk of both Adam Rose and Bo Dallas being either put on the back burner, or moved off TV for a while since Vince McMahon has lost interest in their characters. Back to NXT with ya! Well, maybe not for Bo Dallas. He seems to have stayed on TV while Adam Rose was off RAW and SmackDown for a few weeks and only came back recently, though his bunny friend appears to be getting a bigger push these days.

Hell, the furry freak even has a new movie coming out!

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Okay, I’m joking about the movie. That was made years ago. Pulling your leg, people! I might be one the biggest assholes on planet Earth, but I still like to have fun, damn it!

Yes, I like to have fun. But, you know what isn’t fun? Sitting through this storyline with the Bella’s. It’s just painful, and I don’t mean in a “hurt feelings” kind of way. I swear once I heard they were bringing Jerry Springer for a segment between Nikki and Brie, I face-palmed so hard, I almost drove my nose up into my brain and killed myself!

Does everyone remember where Cameron came from? She was a contestant on the last season of Tough Enough, and she was eliminated on the very first episode. Being weeded out first is never a good sign. Up until the debut of the Funkadactyls, I thought I had seen the last of that “dead behind the eyes” waste of space. Nope! She actually managed to work for WWE after all, and even got a spot on the cast of “Total Divas”. People who say John Cena can’t wrestle must have never seen Cameron in the ring. She’d be great if all Divas matches consisted of screeching, hair pulling and rolling on the floor. Sadly, that’s only about 70% of most Divas matches these days, but what can you expect when most Divas are hired simply based on their looks and with high hopes that a glimmer of athletic ability might magically happen over time.

Ya know, if they really wanted to keep Ariane “Cameron” out of WWE for good, this is how Tough Enough should have played out. String her along every week until the finale, and then….have her WIN! The people who actually win these competitions are rarely ever heard from again, and it’s the runners-up and losers who seem to come back and have careers instead anyway. The winner of the last Tough Enough was “Silent Rage” Andy Leavine. I know! Andy who?? Where is he, and what has he done since winning Tough Enough?? As far as WWE is concerned, fuck-all! That’s what. Oh, he was released back in 2012. Funny. I didn’t even know he was there that long. All I ever heard he did was go down to FCW to train, and then get busted for Wellness Program violations.

His nickname was “Silent Rage”, but I’d say he was more on the “silent” side. Now, if we could just get Cameron to shut the fuck up as well……

Hiring Cameron may have been a shitty idea in hindsight for WWE, but do you know who is the absolute Queen of bad judgment??

Eva Marie!

As terrible as Cameron may be, Eva Marie is sometimes even worse. The things she says and does are, at times, absolutely cringe-worthy. If you watched RAW or “Total Divas”, you have seen several examples of this, like the time she was given the chance to play ring announcer and called Jinder Mahal “Ginger Mahal”.

They call Total Divas a “reality” show, but whenever Eva Marie (and/or Cameron) is on screen, I am usually left doing my best Miz impression, repeatedly saying “Really?”

However, last week’s episode took it all to a new level. Eva Marie and her husband-to-be were having a photo shoot to make their “save the date” announcements to let everyone know when their wedding was going to take place. Sounds all romantic and shit, eh? Here’s the problem. These pics looked like softcore porn. Eva Marie was in her bra and panties and her fiancé was naked from the waist up! Honestly, if I hadn’t seen the episode to know what this was about, I would have been like “Save the date? For what? Your amateur debut on RedTube?”. Seriously! What the Hell are they thinking? Eva Marie’s clown-haired noggin seems to be brimming over with shitty judgment, and the fact that her man went along with it means he is either whipped as all Hell, or he is Eva Marie’s intellectual equal….which is no good for anybody, if you ask me.

It’s no wonder Eva Marie’s family shat all over her “save the date” pictures when she showed them. Some of these pics seriously look like they should have a Brazzers logo on them.

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Or, simply added to them to make them absolutely hilarious!

And, I think I will leave that right there. Tell ya what. I’ll go ahead and take off for now, but I will be right back here next time for more sick and twisted hijinx. You know you love it! You have to, or else you wouldn’t keep coming back here all the time. Now, get outta here, ya loonies!

Until next time…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Wow! Another month gone by and things are changing so fast. My belly is getting firmer and well, I can no longer wear my jeans. Lol!! That is so hard for me to admit. I live in my jeans and they were loose before. Now, just painful. Dammit!!! Our Baby Beluga and I are actually doing perfectly. You have no idea how much of a relief that is when you were told that if you ever get pregnant, you’ll be high risk. I’m not. Things are spot on. No we have not found out the sex of our Beluga. It’ll be a surprise in February. But y’all came here to talk wrestling, not babies, so I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

What can I say about NXT?! OMG, I can’t say enough but have no idea where to start. Oh, lets just talk about the MAN GRAVITY FORGOT!!! Adrian Neville. I freakin’ love this guy. He’s built like a big guy but flies like a small guy. I have pushed this fella on as many people as I can, and my boyfriend is now a super Neville fan too. It didn’t take much except Mat watching the NXT Tag Team match between the NXT Take-Over fatal 4-way Championship match on RAW. He was just blown away. That match was great but they looked toned down. Doesn’t surprise since WWE was probably scared that these four fellas would show up their main event talent (John Cena, Randy Orton). Even toned down, Adrian Neville, Sami Zayne, Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd, still looked better than the WWE’s main roster…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSC0DIJdGfc

What happened on RAW was nothing compared to the actual Fatal 4-Way match a few days later at NXT Take-Over. WOW! These guys went out there and were absolute magic. I can’t find the full match, but seriously, this is why I love wrestling. Fast, quick paced action with varying styles that never allow you to get bored. That won’t make you fall asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqWk0npb-U

Sadly, I can’t say the same about RAW or SmackDown. Lately those two shows feel inferior to NXT, although WWE doesn’t want you to think that. I was surprised that they actually showcased talent on both RAW and Main Event (The Ascension defeated Los Matadores).

Adrian Neville

Adrian Neville, is THE MAN!!

Must not discount the ladies. Bayley took on NXT Women’s Champion, Charlotte, in hopes of fulfilling her dreams but didn’t quite make it. Charlotte kept her challenger down in a hard fight. Both women went out there and totally kicked some serious ass. Congrats to both Bayley and Charlotte for representing the ladies. I love some of the diva’s on the main roster, but they do not hold a candle to the NXT women! I love Paige, I’m a huge fan of hers, but even she’s toned her aggression and ring work down after being called up to the main roster. My guess is, she needs to slow down so the others can keep up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsySsWGASdU

Congrats ladies!! (I still think Charlotte looks a bit like a dude, but otherwise damn good in the ring).

Bayley vs Charlotte

Total Diva’s is back, so I’m sure you all know how stoked I am. Again, John Cena has been coming off as a complete selfish dick. However he does actually redeem himself. The situation is this. Nikki Bella has always wanted to be a mother, but Brie was worried that she was giving up her dream for John, who doesn’t want children. Brie suggested to Nikki that she freeze her eggs just in case one day, she wants children and things didn’t work out with Cena. Nikki thought about it and decides to go through with it but chose to hide it from Cena. In episode 2, he finds her fertility needles and medication, thinking it was drugs (which he freaked out about, despite the fact he clearly takes shit), and she tells him what it’s for. He’s relieved, but only temporarily. Cena then tells Nikki over dinner that her freezing her eggs scared him. He sees that as her not planning on staying with him for the long term and he doesn’t want to picture his life without her. Long story short, he talks her out of freezing her eggs. Nikki tells Brie and Brie says she thinks she should still do it. Why should Nikki give up everything for a man who gives up nothing? I fully agree with that statement. So Nikki decides to go ahead with it and tells John. He’s not super thrilled but she tells him that she needs to pick 10 days to take off work for treatment and what she needs; she needs someone to take her to the appointments and home and look after her. Cena says he will be there for her and will be her chauffeur. He’s supporting her decision. Hence his redemption. I still think he’s a selfish prick but that shows he’s giving in a bit. I don’t know what his issues with children are, but he’s closing in on 40, he can’t wrestle forever. Being there for your child isn’t going to be a huge problem if that’s what he’s worried about. My guess is, and this is JUST MY GUESS, is he doesn’t really like children. If my child came to me and said, “mama, I want to meet John Cena.” This might be where I say, “I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Of course, if I’m raising my child right, that question will NEVER arise, as my child will hate Cena as much as I do. Lol!!

The show is just starting to heat up, but I already do not like Rosa Mendes. She grosses me out. I do not find her attractive or pretty or even remotely sexy. I find her gross. Big fake knockers, doesn’t mean you are sexy. It means you are desperate for attention and have low self-esteem. Before, Diva’s got them to help them look good in front of the cameras, but not many diva’s go for the implants now days. Big tits just aren’t in. It’s one thing to get implants to give you a bit of shape, but to go so big they look unnatural like Rosa (or Layla), is just wrong. Nikki’s got boobs going on, but hers actually suit her body type. There is such thing as too big, and it doesn’t just apply to women’s boobies. Just saying! Don’t even get me started on Cameron/Ariane. I never liked her and still don’t. As far as I’m concerned, fire her ass. Don’t put her in NXT, as the others will be forced to slow it down for pretty little selfish Cameron. Gag me!

Speaking of TV, my man Adam “Edge” Copeland, is killing it in season 5 of SYFY’s HAVEN, as Chief Dwight Hendrickson. I’m not going into to detail because some of my Canadian readers are waiting to see the season. But his intensity is absolutely growing as the troubled Chief of the Haven Police Department, and dealing with the leader of the Guard, Vince. Edge has come a long way in his acting and is probably one of the best wrestlers to enter the acting world. My Canadian boy making me proud, and giving me my Edge fix. Because truly, he is one guy from the wrestling business, I can’t seem to live without. I need my fix. Lol!!

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Congrats Adam “Edge” Copeland on doing such an amazing job. Not only does Edge reek of AWESOMENESS but so does Dwight!

It might have become obvious that I’m avoiding the topic of RAW, SmackDown and the upcoming Pay-Per-View, Night of Champions. You would be right. I’m trying my best to stay positive (despite butchering Cena’s character and making fun of Rosa’s disgusting titties). I just don’t see anything really good to say. I’ll start with the Bella’s and the Diva’s Championship situation. I think the WWE needed to severely save the one segment on RAW by adding AJ Lee and Paige to the Bella feud. It got to the point that once Stephanie McMahon defeated Brie Bella at Summer Slam, and Nikki turned on her sister, they were lost. The predictability worked against them and people just weren’t interested. They jumped the shark with the whole “Daniel’s having an affair with his physical therapist” thing. Which, by the way, we’ve heard fuck all about since. I think they made a Katie Vick sized boo-boo. Before that, the feud had promise. The back and forth between Paige and AJ Lee has been a life saver for the Bella’s.

Roman Reigns and Randy Orton’s match at Summer Slam was a huge disappointment, so much so that they finished their feud on RAW. It wasn’t worth wrapping it up on a Pay-Per-View. However they did the same with Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt, but they have been having great matches. That steel cage match on RAW a few weeks ago was amazing. Orton and Reigns were lacking that magic. They had a decent build up but no chemistry when it came down to mixing it up in the ring. Kind of sad really.

Digging this whole Miz has a stunt double thing. Seems like the WWE has found something for Damien Sandow to do. It’s still humiliating but it’s something steady. Too bad Sandow lost his footing after Cody Rhodes and him dissolved their tag team. Cody Rhodes, aka Stardust. I can’t understand a damn thing he or Goldust are saying. Which is the point, but those two are looking damn good in the ring. I would just hate for Cody to be stuck with the Stardust gimmick like Dustin has been stuck with Goldust.

John Cena buried The Undertaker two weeks ago on RAW, saying that Brock Lesnar beat the crap out of The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30 and ‘Taker hasn’t been seen since, but a week after his beating by Lesnar he was asking for a rematch. Way to make The Undertaker look like a giant pussy you fucking taint licker!!! God, that made me so damn mad!

Mark Henry vs. Rusev is just boring. Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian and I’m not used to have patriotism shoved down my throat but it’s so repetitive as multiple examples I could give over the course of decades, upon decades. Mark Henry bores me on a good day, but add Rusev and his Debra re-do, Lana, and I’m bored. Her promos are ALL THE SAME. Listen to her, it’s all the same but words are changed up a bit or rearranged to make her sound different. AND what the hell was having Mark Henry and Rusev as main event on RAW this week? I actually turned RAW off at that point.

Now I seriously can’t think of much else to speak out that you all would be interested in. I’ve been so busy with dealing with Kiska at Marineland and finding help for her and the just started season of the Taiji Dolphin Drive/Slaughter that wrestling is taking a bit of a backseat. Just one thing about these animals, remember they do have feelings and they have families like we do. Kiska has lost all of her babies, all of whom died before at age 4 except one who was 6. That’s not normal. And the various species of dolphins in Taiji between September to March (sometimes late February) are either stolen from their families to be imprisoned in aquariums or swim with dolphin programs, or they are brutally and inhumanely slaughtered in front of each other. I couldn’t imagine watching my mom or dad or brother being slaughtered with a spike being driven through their blow-hole. They have feelings just like we do. Sadness, depression, happiness, angst, anger, frustration, blissfulness, etc.. Think twice before buying a ticket to an aquarium or paying to swim with dolphins on vacation. I’m always available to answer questions and provide valuable and reputatable sources for this topic. Education is key to changing the way we look at captivity, not bullying. Some activist will use bullying.

Anyways, enough of that. Next month I will have my Hamilton Comicon report. The plan is to meet “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan for an autograph and picture, meet up with “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase to get my figure signed that my loving boyfriend tried so hard to get to me last year in Niagara Falls but missed me meeting DiBiase, and I’m going to meet Trish Stratus for the third time, and I’m also going to see if she is willing to help spread the word about Kiska. (Colleen already passed a long a package to Amy “Lita” Dumas for me and that went well. Just waiting to hear something from Lita.) We need one super strong voice to tweet or talk to his/her fans to help spread the word about Marineland, Kiska and the disgusting living conditions. Plus the baby is coming soon too. Seems like time is flying now and we are so behind on getting stuff ready. I got a stroller/car seat combo today, our first big purchase for our Baby Beluga.

Enjoy Night of Champions, if you can, and if you haven’t already, check out NXT. It airs every Thursday on the WWE Network, I am not saying for how much because I will shoot myself. I don’t have the network, I just download it. Trust me, NXT is totally worth it. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey how is everyone this month? I hope everything is going well with you guys and gals. I am doing all right myself. I had some news earlier in the month that I wasn’t expecting and it caught me off guard. But now I’m looking at it as a chance to change some things in my life. So I’m looking forward to it. For the time being that’s all I’m going to say about it at this point. Anyway let’s get down to this wrestling blog shall we?!

Let’s talk about these past few RAWs. I’m going to be honest with you guys. It has been difficult to watch(apparently I’m not just the only one on here who agrees with that statement). I just really don’t care about The Bella Twins feuding with each other. WWE has given them way too much time and I know Brie is a nice girl and all that but she cannot act at all. Nikki I can’t stand her either. She’s a little bit better than her sister but not that much. I don’t like how they have put Nikki in this Diva’s title match. She doesn’t belong in it. It just brings down the title more(if that can happen). It just sucks. This whole storyline is just wasting our time. I’m not sure what they plan on doing but if they put the Diva’s Title on Nikki and have the sisters feud over it gah! Lol

Also if John Cena ends up winning the Championship again this Sunday, this will put a huge step backwards in WWE. They need Brock to win and keep the title. Keep it fresh make him hold the Championship till at least The Royal Rumble. Then maybe have him drop it to somebody. Brock deserves to hold the Championship for a while. I know he may not be on TV all the time but when he is there it makes it more exciting. I would also like to see other guys get a shot. Maybe give Sheamus a chance at Brock. That would be cool to see. Anything would be better to see than Cena holding the Championship.

I’m not sure why WWE turned Goldust & Stardust heel but I guess it makes sense since they are feuding with The Uso’s. I still do enjoy seeing G&S as a tag team. They do a good job. I’m not sure if they will end up getting the tag team Championships. I think Stardust is going to eventually turn on Goldust and they will wrestle each other. Yay a brother vs brother feud lol Just what we need to see again! I have to say The Uso’s are doing a great job as a tag team. I never really liked them much but they have improved and I don’t mind watching them.

On a more serious note I would like to say I’m glad Jake The Snake Roberts is recovering from double pneumonia. He was in a Las Vegas hospital for a week or so. It really didn’t look so good for him but he is out of the hospital now. He is still recovering in Vegas but will be going home when the doctors say he can travel again. I tell you this guy has gone through so much and still is. He is fighting cancer. I hope he beats this and continues to live his life on a positive note.

So I’m going to make a prediction. I believe Kurt Angle will be making a return to WWE. I say he will be back for the Royal Rumble. I know his deal with TNA is almost over and he recently hinted that he is looking for the best deal for him and his family. I have feeling he wants to finish his career in the WWE. I would like to see him come back. I always liked him and I think he can bring something to WWE. I know WWE doesn’t really need him but he could help out guys like The Miz, Ziggler and Sheamus. He is also pretty entertaining on the mic.

Another person who could end up back in WWE is Bully Ray. Yep the former Dudley Boy could be back. His deal with TNA is almost over. If he came to WWE he would be a great guy to take down Brock Lesnar. Just think of the hardcore matches those two could have?! I wouldn’t mind seeing that. But that’s just me.

But who knows for sure if either of them will actually return to WWE. But don’t forget we still have Sting. He still wants to face The Undertaker at WM.

Speaking about WM there is a weird rumour going around that the main event for WM is going to be Brock Lesnar VS Hulk Hogan for the WWE World Championship. Yeah that will sell lots of PPVs. Good thing you can get the WWE Network for $9.99! Or $11.99 a month if you live in Canada and have Rogers.

I caught a little bit of Haven the other night. I saw Edge on it. It is great to see him on TV. I didn’t watch all of it because I had no idea what was going on lol But if I have the time I may actually try watching it from the beginning.

Oh I really did enjoy the NXT match on RAW from last week. I thought those four guys put on a great match! Makes me want more and it also gives me hope the new superstars that will eventually be on the main roster soon. Maybe there is hope for WWE. If NXT stays strong like it has, WWE could once again make great can’t miss TV once again.

On that note I’m going to end this months blog! Have A Nice Day! 🙂

If you need to get a hold of me you can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or e-mail at gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Night Of Champions

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Mark Henry

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. Goldust & Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

-WWE United States Championship: C) Sheamus vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match:

C) Paige vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Paige

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins via DQ because of returning Dean Ambrose

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it team for this month. See you for Hell in A Cell in October.

“Well I can’t believe this. I’m actually going to say something I never thought I would. I’m going to watch 2 hours of Hornswoggle.”

– Darren (a friend, regarding watching The Origins of Leprechaun)

 

HOF News, Hogan, & Elimination Chamber Predictions

February 23, 2014 Leave a comment

In Memory Of
Nelson Frazier Jr.

(aka; Big Daddy V/Viscera/King Mabel)

(February 14, 1972-February 18, 2014)

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Not exactly the way we want to start of our blog of the month. That’s two deaths, in two months. Hopefully that will be it for a while.

For those of you unfamiliar with Nelson Frazier Jr, he was better known as WWE Superstar Big Daddy V. He started his WWE career back in 1993 in a tag team with Robert “Bobby” Horne (Mo), as Mabel, to form Men On A Mission. He had brief success after the break-up of Men On A Mission, and won the 1995 King Of The Ring, to be renamed King Mabel. He left in 1996, only to return in 1998 as Viscera and joined The Undertaker’s Ministry of Darkness. Eventually he dropped the creepy Viscera gimmick when he left the company in 2000. He returned in 2004 and became Big Daddy V, until 2008. He died of an apparent massive heart attack at home in his bed, according to his wife. He had just turned 42. Our deepest sympathies to his wife and family, as well as all his friends.

Viscera RIP

The Game

Royal Rumble 2014 Results: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf58mfNRH2s&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

CM Punk Situation + RAW 20th Anniversary DVD Review and More: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgRUqQQHQg&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RAW 2/10/14- Lita Put In The HOF, Shield vs. Wyatts Build up, and Cena vs. Orton…AGAIN!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb1VabE-eY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RIP Nelson Frazier Jr. aka Big Daddy V, Take Down: The DNA of GSP, UFC 170: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWEkSEJ2NGM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

 

The Skirt Sheet

Feel bad that we have to start another month of on such a sad note. Unfortunately, there’s not much we can do about that. Whenever a wrestler dies young, it’s sad. It’s happened so much there is a point where you start to become immune to the grief and just carry on. You honour them in a small way because you watched them for years, and it’s fitting and respectful. But it’s rarely a surprise. Not anymore. Thankfully, as of late (touch wood), there hasn’t been as many deaths, at least not like the early 2000’s when it seemed someone died in wrestling way too young on what seemed like a weekly basis.

Rest In Peace, Nelson Frazier Jr. Hope you find happiness on the other side.

Now it’s time to shut it, and get to bidness.

Well, I may as well start here. CM Punk! My thoughts on his leaving the company are so mixed up. First and foremost, I don’t blame him. He was one of WWE’s top stars, and they kept feeding a bag full of shit after bag of shit. He was being held down and put into useless storylines. Storylines for someone who just started. Phil Brooks was understandably fed up with the bullshit. One of the stars of the Royal Rumble (more on that later), comes in at number one and holds on until he was the 27th person tossed out. Because of the way the fans treated the outcome, the WWE scrambled to re-write RAW the following day, leaving Punk off the show entirely. So he walked, and we haven’t seen him since. At first I thought that it was kind of silly to just walk out because you weren’t in the show, but then I saw RAW. If they called that a re-write to fix their mistakes the night before at the Rumble, then I would have walked too. Hell, I almost did. Whatever their re-write was, it didn’t work. We are still getting the same shit they had originally planned for WrestleMania 30 in April. Only thing is, now Punk is gone. It’s such a messy situation because us fans aren’t sure whether or not it’s a work, or if it’s the Godforsaken truth. So far, and sadly, it looks damn real.

He’s not the only one not happy in the WWE. Christian isn’t happy either. Both CM Punk and Christian are two people who don’t like to be walked on and manipulated. They work hard and want to see the results of that hard work. Neither has. In a long time. Christian’s contract is up this year and rumour is going around that he isn’t planning on re-signing. Whether he goes to TNA, holds out for Jeff Jarrett’s supposed new promotion, or retires to enjoy family life, who knows.

But with the departure of one and the possible upcoming departure of another favourite, and very talented in-ring performer, I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can stomach. I’ve been a fan for 30 years and I’ve gone through it all, but I think everyone has a breaking point, and I’m pretty sure I’ve reached mine. We’ll see after WrestleMania, whether or not I decide to keep on watching. I’m tired of it. NXT is keeping me interested. The promos may be sub-par, but the wrestling is amazing. Especially their Diva’s division. I may give up on the main WWE and just simply watch NXT. It’ll feel like I’m retiring from the business of being an invested fan. Retirement perks are that I save my eyes from the shit they are putting on their shows, my bank account will thank me, and I’ll have more free time to spend with my boyfriend, and watch television.

Sarge posted a link to some dude’s YouTube video where the dude counts down who he believes are the Top 10 Worst Wrestlers. Shall we give my take on his list?

10: Santino Marella; this guy says he’s a bad wrestler. I say he’s a damn good wrestler who just so happened to get a really shitty and dumb gimmick. Disagree.

9: Big Daddy V (Viscera/Mabel); Even though he just left the wrestling world for good, and I don’t really like to speak bad of the deceased, but I need to be honest. -Agree

8: Vladimir Kozlov; Kozlov never did it for me. I often found him boring and stale in the ring. He was sloppy, not polished at all. Sorry Sarge, but I agree.

7:Yoshi Tatsu; It’s almost the same case as Santino Marella, only it’s more due to the fact Tatsu get held back from the ring. He gets few matches, and it’s always him jobbing to everybody else. He has a boatload of talent, he just easily gets held back because of his size. Disagree.

6: Shelton Benjamin; I most certainly do not agree that Shelton Benjamin is one of the worst wrestlers. He had so much untapped talent. The WWE never used him to his full potential. His matches were always technically sound. Strongly Disagree.

5: Vince McMahon: I don’t classify Mr. McMahon as a wrestler. He’s the owner of a wrestling business, who has had a handful of matches. Agree.

4: Colin Delaney: I’m sure Colin had some sort of talent, but I don’t think we saw enough of him to make a strong case here. N/A

3: Yeti Man: What the fuck is a Yeti Man? Is this some sort of TNA bullshit? No it was WCW’s stupid gimmick. Many fans of wrestling are actually ashamed to have witnessed this. Seeing as I had no idea what this was, I’m innocent. I’m just ashamed that something worse than The Executioner existed.

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I’m sorry but that looks more like a Mummy, but I guess Mummy Man was taken. I don’t know. AGREED!!!!!!!

2: Orlando Bloom: Is it Orlando Bloom? The Bi-sexual dude with the weird bugged out face that looks like a cross between Whoopie Goldberg and R-Truth? No wait, it’s Orlando Jordan. My bad. I get those two messed up. Not the actual person, just the names. I never found anything substantial about ORLANDO JORDAN’s wrestling skills. Agree.

1: John Cena: Oh hey he makes number 1 on yet another list. Cena may be one WWE’s biggest money makers, but it certainly isn’t due to Cena’s in-ring skills, but more about the magical illusions the WWE are able to weave to make unsuspecting fans buy into utter crap. Hence John Cena. When Cena first appeared on the scene and was still a mid-carder, rapping and all that crap, he was tolerable because of his mic skills, but even those skills have dissipated to a certain extent. He’s become repetitive and that, combined with his wrestling skills. AGREE!

Now I’ve watched 30 years of wrestling. I could do a ton of lists. But as a quick one for my top 10 Worst Wrestlers I’m going this way (in no particular order);

10: Zack Gowan

9: Vladimir Kozlov

8: Gene Snitsky

7: Hulk Hogan

6: Joey Abs

5: Akeem

4: Gillburg

3: John Cena

2: Kamala

1: Heidenreich

Lets just say I have my reasons.

Moving on…

How crappy was the Royal Rumble this year? What a fucking bullshit-crap-ass-waste of money. I love the Royal Rumble, and it very rarely lets me down. We all knew that Batista was going to win it, even though I believe a majority of us were against it. Breakout star was definitely Roman Reigns. By a mile. Match of the night belongs to Bray Wyatt vs. Daniel Bryan. Sadly this may have been the last time we’ve seen CM Punk. I don’t know if have ourselves to blame or what, but because of the fans boisterous reaction to Batista in the final few minutes of the Rumble, and then the outcome, the next day on RAW the writer’s were scrambling to fix the show to prevent any more possible hostility to the main event at WrestleMania 30. So much so they left CM Punk off the show. A show that had R-Truth vs. Fandango (could have done without), Ryback and Curtis Axel were on the show (really could have done without). Take those two matches out and you have enough time to toss in a CM Punk promo. Or a nice long CM Punk match. Either way, he’s gone.

So last month, I was stoked about seeing Jake “The Snake” Roberts showing up on Old School RAW. I bet you can imagine how happy I was to see and hear this news…

Jake HOF

Jake “The Snake” Roberts will be inducted into the 2014 Hall of Fame, along with the Ultimate Warrior, and one of my favourite females, who I idolized for years…

Lita HOF

What a class this is shaping up to be. Lita, Jake in the Hall of Fame. I was never really a huge fan of the Ultimate Warrior. Probably because I was under the age of 10 when he was there and I was too young to follow drug induced promos. He never made any freakin’ sense. I’m 29 plus some years now, and I still can’t make sense of any of those promos from back in the day. I’m glad that Lita is joining this years Hall of Fame. It wouldn’t be right to have just Trish Stratus in there and then wait years for Lita. Those two defined what women’s wrestling should be in the early 2000’s. It doesn’t feel like it was that long ago, but it was, 14-years ago. I just wish it was that way now. There will never be another Trish Stratus, and we can definitely say there will never be another Lita. Congrats to both Jake and Lita. I can’t wait to celebrate your inductions.

BABY NEWS!! No it’s not Trish related, and Max being breast fed on Canadian television (yes that happened, and no you pervs you didn’t get to see Trish’s boobies). No this news is a shocker. Adam “Edge” Copeland and Beth Kocianski (aka Beth Phoenix) welcomed a little baby girl two months ago, named Lyric. He dropped the bombshell on the George Strombo show up here in Canada just a couple of weeks ago. I was flabbergasted as he had said before that he didn’t really want children. Maybe he just didn’t think he wanted any, but the glow and smile and love he had on his face when he was talking about her, was undeniable. Both Beth and Adam are very private people, so there is no surprise that they kept this from the public. Congratulations to them on the birth of their first child. Cheers!

Mmm, Edge is definitely a DILF!

So this Monday the new WWE Network launches. I wouldn’t mind checking it out, but unfortunately they think Canada is such a foreign country that they can’t get it to us when they debut. It’s not like we are over seas or anything. We are similar in many ways. Just we are a better hockey players than the Americans, and we don’t cheat to get gold in Ice Dance at the Olympics. We are also smart enough not to make Justin Bieber famous, we gave him to the Americans. My family and friends who live in the States, aside, we are also generally smarter as well. Actually that might be stretching it. I think pretty much both countries are morons. I can say that with all honesty because I’ve seen and heard what people watch on television. Breaking Amish, Duck Dynasty, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, yeah, fail NORTH AMERICA! Sorry, my rant was brought to you by lack of Diet Coke. I have no idea where I was going with when I started this little paragraph, so I’m just going to end it now.

Those Christian Mingle commercials make me laugh. A bunch of bible thumpers looking for love, I bet those are the most boring dates ever. Yeah Diet Coke withdrawal is not a good thing for me. I’m going. I can’t do this right now. I need to go and get myself Diet Coke, I’m one step away from killing someone. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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 BOOT CAMP

 What’s up, woodchucks?

Or, should I say “groundhogs”? No. No, that would be an insult. Ya see, I respect all my troops….but that cold-blooded, lying, piece of shit sociopathic franken-gopher, Punxsutawney Phil can plant a big, wet smacker directly on my ghostly white corn cannon! Six more weeks of winter, eh? Fuck you, Phil!

So, I normally wait until WrestleMania weekend to do one of my “infamous” lists of random thoughts. However, I am feeling the urge to kick one out for this weekend as well.

Don’t worry. I will still be doing my “RandomMania” list before the biggest PPV of the year. As for now….let’s do this!

*** Maybe it’s the “poop joke aficionado” in me, but “Elimination Chamber” brings to mind a special room in a proctologist’s office where constipated people go to empty their colons before an “in-depth” exam.

*** I wonder if Daniel Bryan got the inspiration for his “YES YES YES” chant from one of Brie Bella’s orgasms.

*** I know that the producers wanted to give us a really “up close and personal” look into the lives of the cast members on Total Divas, but how personal is “too personal”? Natalya pissing herself in the ring, John Cena talking about shitting his pants, Cameron’s “hoo-ha” issues and Naomi’s contagious foot fungus. If anything, it’s making me see these people in an entirely different light….and it’s not pretty. Seems the most normal one of the group is Eva Marie, and she’s medically brain-dead.

Next season, Summer Rae joins the cast. What little nugget of wisdom are we going to discover about her? I can already feeling the nightmares brewing in my mind. I’m going to call it right now….pre-op transsexual with “Daddy issues”.

*** No disrespect to a certified Legend, but when they had a Black History Month profile on Bobo Brazil a couple weeks ago, I chuckled a little bit every time the narrator said the name of Brazil’s signature move, the “Coco Butt”. (tee hee)

*** Have I mentioned before that I am really starting to like Emma from NXT? I never watch NXT, so I never saw her until she started showing up on RAW and SmackDown, but she is quickly growing on me. I like her goofy “dancing” and entrance music. She’s like Summer Rae without all the “taking myself seriously” stuff. Emma is cool. I hope to see more out of her in the future. Shame she is saddled with Santino at the moment.

*** A few days ago, it was reported that Nelson Frazier Jr, who was known as “King Mabel”, Viscera and Big Daddy V had passed away. He will be missed. I have a lot of good memories of his work in the ring. Most recently, I remember his feud with The Boogeyman in ECW.

*** I just found out that Hulk Hogan is going to be hosting WrestleMania 30. I hope the Ultimate Warrior puts his plane into a nosedive.

*** I am actually hoping Randy Orton loses in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday. Over the past couple months, he has become nothing more than a whiny bitch who kisses Triple H’s ass constantly. He is being made to look very weak, and I am just getting sick of him as the champion. However, the list of possible new champions doesn’t exactly give me much hope. The only thing worse than this is knowing Batista is going to be facing whoever wins this match at WrestleMania.

*** Back when Daniel Bryan was part of the Wyatt family, I couldn’t see it. He looked too “clean”. I don’t know. He just didn’t seem to fit in as well as one might think. I am actually glad the storyline as cut short.

*** Not exactly sure if breaking up the Prime Time Players was a good move, but I am relieved that they waited until the buzz of Darren Young’s “coming out” had time to blow over. Imagine the public relations shit storm if too many people got the wrong idea about why Titus O’Neil was beating the crap out of Darren Young, like if they thought it was because of his sexual orientation. Phew!

*** Maybe it’s good that nobody in the Rhodes family is really huge and muscular. It would be way too easy to call them the “Rhoids” family. C’mon, it’s not even a challenge, people!

*** Should I feel old since the people being put in the WWE Hall of Fame the past few years are all people I grew up watching? Or, should I simply be proud to look back and realize that I have been a wrestling fan for as long as I have been?

*** I love the idea behind the WWE Network, and the price makes it accessible to nearly everyone. I just don’t use my laptop or phone as a replacement for my television. Even at $10 per month, I just can’t see myself sitting and watching WrestleMania on a 5 inch screen! I have more pride than that, for Christ’s sake. If I am watching a PPV, I am having guests over, and we are watching it on my 50” plasma HD TV. Thank you very much!

*** CM Punk leaving WWE by basically walking out on the company is not the way I would have liked to see him go. I wish he was still there, but I am sure he had his reasons. He hadn’t been used all that well since he lost the WWE Championship, and being screwed over at the Royal Rumble for the reason of Batista coming back after four years and winning it…let alone going on to headline at WrestleMania 30…yeah, I can see where Punk would be ready to walk. I will probably never fully understand his reasoning, but I am behind CM Punk in his decision. Honestly, WWE loses more people because the talent gets unhappy with how they are (or are not) being used. With a “Creative” team that has no fucking idea what to do with so many of its superstars and Divas, WWE is its own worst enemy.

*** …and then, there’s this:

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The Deadman is looking like “death warmed over”. Makes me wonder how he is going to appear when we see him again on RAW this Monday night, or at WrestleMania this year. He looks more like “Get off my lawn!” than “This is my yard!”. Damn….McStool must really be sucking the life out of him lately.

Okay, all kidding aside, I hope everyone enjoys the Elimination Chamber PPV on Sunday. Those of you who are actually going to buy it, watch it, or give half a fuck at all about it, that is. I will not be watching it. I only get the “big” PPVs, so next one I actually pay for will be WrestleMania 30…which will also mark the next time we all gather here once again.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month?! I can’t believe it is already February and it is almost finished! Wow, crazy! Time sure does go fast! Pretty soon WM 30 will be here! Have you guys thought of any ideas for WM 30 parties?! I know Diva and I were kinda discussing things when we were watching the Royal Rumble. I think we might go with a HOF theme because so far we have The Ultimate Warrior, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Lita so far for the class of 2014. I heard some rumours as to who else will be inducted. It looks like it could be a good one!

So as I’m writing this blog WWE just issued a press release about the return of Hulk Hogan to WWE. It will happen this Monday on RAW. It was leaked out weeks ago that Hogan was returning. We just didn’t know exactly when. Now we do. WWE also said Hogan will be hosting WrestleMania 30(hmmm is WWE reading my blogs)?! I do recall me mentioning how I would like to see Hogan hosting WrestleMania 30 and not actually wrestling in it. So it looks like WWE followed my advice! Now the next question is will Sting make his debut for WWE?! Hmmm

Let’s talk about the Royal Rumble. I really hated it this year! It was too predictable! Batista ended up winning the Rumble. Everyone in the arena was pretty much pissed off that he won. It isn’t Batista’s fault though…it is WWE’s fault. They were not listening to their fans and the fans let them know how they felt at the PPV! When Diva and I were watching Orton vs Cena the WWE universe let WWE know how they felt about seeing that match again. It was pretty ugly! But then again WWE deserved it. Both Diva and I were pretty much bored with the PPV(I’m sure she will have her say about it in her blog).

The WWE Network looks pretty sweet! WWE announced it last month and there has been so much talk about it. It won’t be available for us Canadians until later this year or early next year. But when does come available I may consider trying it for six months. I mean if I can get every PPV a month for $9.99 a month then why not try it out? I think this could be the next big thing WWE has come up with and I believe it is going to be huge and bring wrestling back to another boom!

This Sunday is the Elimination Chamber PPV. The main event is Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Cesaro vs Christian vs Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I’m pretty much going with Orton in this match because the main event at Mania is probably going to be Orton vs Batista for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Also happening at this PPV is The Wyatt Family vs The Shield, Darren Young vs Titus O’Neil, The New/Old Age Outlaws vs The Uso’s, Big E vs Jack Swagger and Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs Curtis Axel & Ryback. It should be a good PPV. The card isn’t that weak for once. But I’m not going to watch it though. Lol

Anyway that’s all I have to write about now. So I hope you have a nice day! 🙂

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WWE

Elimination Chamber

-Kick-off: Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Curtis Axel & Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel & Ryback

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Big E vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Big E

Diva’s Prediction: Big E

The Game’s Prediction: Big E

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Big E

Darren Young vs. Titus O’Neil

Sarge’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

Diva’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

The Game’s Prediction: Darren Young

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Age Outlaws vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Batista

Diva’s Prediction: Batista

The Game’s Prediction: Batista

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Badista haha

The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield

Diva’s Prediction: I believe in THE SHIELD

The Game’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

-Elimination Chamber; WWE World Heavyweight Championship:

C) Randy Orton vs. Cesaro vs. Christian vs. Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

That’s it for us this month. Next month we will be back on March 16th just to catch up on what’s taken place. Obviously we won’t have predictions, since there is no Pay-Per-View in March. Take it easy peeps!

WWE Hell In The Cell Predictions & WWE 2k14

October 26, 2013 Leave a comment

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I’m not going to get fancy, as I’m trying to decorate and get crap done for Halloween. But we are here again, with our silly-ass views, having fun, kicking ass and taking names. We have our Hell In A Cell pay-per-view predictions for you. This one was tough for me, so see what I and the boys had to say.

The Skirt Sheet

Happy Halloween to all my fashionably dressed gouls. It’s kind of nice to do two blogs this month. Even better is, I remembered. Of course the WWE had to pick the same weekend as my Halloween party. Technically the party is the brain child of my boyfriend, Mat (yes, with just one “T”). He love Halloween about as much as I love Christmas. What are Mat & I dressing up as, you ask? Arrow’s, Green Arrow & Huntress. I’ll have pictures for our Survivor Series edition in November. I promise. It’s time to shut it and get to bidness, I have a party to prepare for.

 

Wade Barrett’s back to work after nearly two months away due to work visa issues. He worked the tour in Mexico last weekend. Now you maybe wondering why he wasn’t on television? For some reason he has yet to return to to RAW, SmackDown or even Main Event, or the dreaded and ever boring Superstars. Simply put it, I suspect that creative and other higher-ups are a bunch of creative-less feckin’ wankers, that’s why. Never mind they have had two months to prepare. I cuss at them for they all suck big hairy monkey balls.

 

I’m actually happy to say that the diva’s division is improving. Gotta give credit where credit is due. AJ has done wonders for the division. I really haven’t seen that level of work since Lita and Trish Stratus. Maybe, it’s because the diva’s are getting more air time, and she’s taking full advantage of the opportunity. Also credit has to be given to Total Divas. That show has made Brie Bella, Natalya & Naomi work even harder now that they are representing. They are in a whole new spotlight, which brings wrestling into a different mainstream lime-light. Therefore, all three have improved. Nikki Bella is just getting back into the ring after being injured, so it’s too soon to tell. Cameron, well I really don’t think anyone cares much for her, sorry BABE! Lol! Eva Marie and Jojo are still a joke, in my mind. Jojo had one match a few weeks ago and never even got inside the ring. Then again, that was probably for the best. I’m not really sure what is going on with Eva Marie’s ring attire. If she’s going for the starving camel toe effect, then she’s got it. I just wish her vage wasn’t so hungry.

Hungry CT

See? Hungry, Hungry Camel!

It’s nice to see Tamina Snuka back into the mix. She’s a very talented woman. Now get rid of Akasana, Alicia Fox and Layla, and bring back Kharma and Mickie James, then sign Angelina Love, and they would have something special again.

 

I keep hoping John Morrison will return to the WWE one day. I miss his abs. I’m no longer inspired to do laundry, lol. You know, wash board abs?! (Shh, don’t tell Mat.)

JoMo

Le, sigh! BRB, gotta throw a load in the wash!

 

Ooh, I have had a few thoughts on the Wyatt Family, besides the fact that you can see Erick Rowan’s thong outline in his jump suit, and why light the lantern, say two words and blow it out? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me. Anyways, I recently saw a post from a buddy of mine from Facebook, I’m just going to call him KME for short. KME posted that he’s “starting to grow a little tired of the Wyatt Family. Not so much Bray, but the other two jabronies.” It left me really thinking. I don’t particularly like to think, but KME is right. They still have a creepy entrance, and Bray is cutting cryptic promos, that are well spoken and make you wonder what he’s speaking about, without thinking it didn’t make sense. When they carried Kane away so that he could do film See No Evil 2, I had high hopes and my curiosity peeked. I thought maybe they would carry on doing creepy stuff like that, except they haven’t. I actually don’t want them carrying mid-card sub-talent, like R-Truth, off to do a movie (that would be scarier then See No Evil 1 or 2, combined!). They need something else. What I was thinking was this;

When Kane comes back, he’s been brain washed by Bray Wyatt to think he’s a member

of the family. He’s more of an asset to Bray, as he is more calculated and just the right

amount of monster to carry out more devastating orders than Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

Kane is usually uncontrollable, but not while he’s under Bray’s guidance. Now he’s being controlled.

Yes? No? At least it’s something, and it probably will be better than what the WWE will put together. They will likely stick with Kane coming back with a vengeance-thing. YAWN! Thank-you KME for making me think about this.

I don’t throw compliments to Shawn Michaels very easily, but his work since the predictable vote to be the special guest referee for this weekends Hell In A Cell WWE Championship match, has been pretty good. HBShizzel, even I laughed at that (no, I wasn’t drunk…just tired). I thought I sounded white when I call my boyfriend’s best P-Dawg, but I was wrong. HBShizzel, wins! His promo from this weeks RAW was probably one of his best ones in a long time. I didn’t want to puke, so I call that progress. I have been going back and forth with Daniel Bryan or Randy Orton for the win, but as of this writing I settled with Daniel Bryan. Although part of me thinks it will be Randy Orton. They are really shoving down our throats that Shawn will be fair, but he’s best friends with Triple H, and he has a history of screwing people. Plus they mention how much Orton & Michaels don’t like each other. That’s usually a sign. So Shawn could swerve us all and help Orton win, or the WWE is making us think Shawn is going to swerve and then he doesn’t and then Daniel Bryan wins after all. I just don’t want to give that kind of credit to the WWE, as they have proven that they are not that intelligent.

Lets talk John Cena, shall we? If you say you are going to be gone for 4 to 6 months, then please have the courtesy to stay gone. How rude of him to come back after 2 months. I knew it was too good to be true. Cena ruins everything. Is it that imperative that he comes back now? No it isn’t. I know I’m not the only one who isn’t happy with his return. Anybody else who returns from injury or suspension, has to start in the mid-card, so shouldn’t Cena be starting back in the mid-card? I wish he would just go away. Maybe we should hire Tonya Harding to take him out. Wait, did I just show my age? That’s nice! I’m just so sick and tired of having charisma win out over ability. I’m tired of the same, unwanted shit being shoved down my throat. I keep telling myself that I made it through the early to mid 1990’s, that I can make it through this. Only this shitty period seems to be lasting a lot longer. I’m getting frustrated of seeing the same guys at the top. We didn’t have “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart or Mick Foley shoved down our throats for ten or more years the same way John Cena has been. I feel like a porn start who is told to suck on a dick until I choke and gag, over and over again. I’m sorry, but that is so not sexy. It’s gross and very wrong.

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November 17th Total Diva’s return with, I believe six new episodes to finish up season 1. I’ve been on withdrawal between their hiatus and glee’s hiatus. Especially after the heart wrenching episode where they put Cory Montieth’s character, Finn Hudson, to rest. Actually I’d like to talk about this for a second. It’s sad what happened to Montieth. He was young, and although he had a hard life before finding success on glee, he was a very talented young man. I was aware of his problems before hand, but I never thought they were going to kill him. I was shocked about his death but not for long. I was more shocked that he died of a heroine overdose. I figured he was in rehab for pot, or hash, or something. I never figured heroine. Despite being shocked, I never shredded a tear, except during the farewell episode of glee. They did a great job. Being a wrestling fan for 29 years, I’ve lost a lot of people whom I looked up to, and maybe that’s hardened me a bit in recent years. It doesn’t mean that I’m not sad, it just means that I’m always ready for a death in the wrestling world to happen. I’m always relieved when it’s old age or a disease. Drug overdoses don’t surprise me, and I have very little sympathy now for it. Because frankly, you do it to yourself. It’s still sad, don’t get me wrong. So many people suffered a loss and some of them their first famous person, and that I can relate too. My first real death that affected me was Owen Hart. My niece Emily had never dealt with a loss of someone she watched on TV and even grew up with. It sucks and it can hurt. I do understand what his tragic death felt like for his fans. I would never downplay that, or any future wrestling deaths, no matter how many in the past I’ve seen die. I just don’t react the same. Rest In Peace Cory, and all who have left us too soon.

Wow, talking about a prime example of going off topic. Anyways, Total Diva’s returns November 17th. OK, I’m outtie. I can’t babble and bitch on anymore. I know right?! Shocker! You’d think I would be going on and on about shit, but quite frankly I’m tired and I have a Blackfish tweet storm to kick up. I may have witnessed history being made tonight after Blackfish aired on CNN. So many people tweeting about it, including My Wade Barrett (although I am disappointed in him; supporting captivity and all. Good thing he’s hot and British).

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Toodles people and enjoy Halloween. Remember if you are out partying this weekend, Don’t drink and drive. And if you are out with your children on October 31st, be careful and all that jazz. Anyone else out on Halloween, don’t run over anyone. It’s dark and sometimes not easy to see a wee child.Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy! Wait, was the winners and loser thing appropriate after telling people not to run over small children? LOL! Oh well, my bad.

 

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 The Game

UFC 166: Cain Valasquez vs Junior Dos Santos III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLKQiazpiSY

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BOOT CAMP

 How’s it goin’, gangstas??

Yeah, same here. I know what you’re thinking. This again? Already? Well……yeah. Sad, but true. You see, it seems WWE doesn’t quite have a grasp on the whole “one PPV per month” concept anymore. We just had Battleground three weeks ago, and this Sunday, we have Hell In A Cell. That said, I haven’t seen a heck of a lot going on that’s really worth talking about. I can sum it up in maybe a paragraph or two, if I’m lucky. Bottom line, this edition of the Boot Camp is going to be uncharacteristically short. You’re getting the “abridged” version this time, but it’s not my fault.

I apologize in advance, but this joint doesn’t give out refunds if you’re disappointed.

Speaking of disappointment, Los Matadores still have not sold me. They are nothing more than a Saturday morning peepshow fit for ages 13 and below. Does WWE think its top demographic are still in diapers? WTF are they thinking? It’s bad enough they come out with the fucking horned monkey midget Mantaur thing running around , but the little creep also has “his” own Twitter account. Seriously? I think WWE has finally jumped the shark with their immersion in social media. It would be more believable if Mr. Socko, or Santino’s cobra puppet had a Twitter account. This is all just a bad joke, and an insult to fans who have matured enough to be able to voluntarily contain our own bowels.

Their tag line is “Fear the bull”. What I fear is the “bullshit”!

I think it’s hilarious, if not completely boring how people who get “fired” from WWE always seem to keep showing up even when they have been “banned from the building”. Big Show got fired weeks ago, and he still shows up every episode of RAW since then. Both Cody Rhodes & Goldust were “fired”, but now they got to come back and became the WWE Tag Team Champions on top of that. Really? Really?

I’m going to try that if I ever get fired from another job. Just keep showing up every day, clocking in and going back to work like nothing ever happened. I am willing to bet that will NOT go over well with management.

All things considered, I am glad this blog was due when it was, and not next weekend. Why? Because by this time next weekend, my attention will be consumed by this……………..

WWE2K14

I look forward to the next game in this franchise every year, and WWE 2K14 promises to be the biggest and best one EVER!! Reliving 30 Years of WrestleMania alone is worth the price tag. The first time in this game’s history that we get to play as The Ultimate Warrior (other than a user created one, that is). You get the Warrior is a pre-order bonus this year, but he will most likely be released later on as downloadable content. Tons of new superstars and Divas to choose from, including the biggest selection of Legends ever seen before. Play as The Undertaker and defend your undefeated streak, or go against the Deadman and try to break the streak!

 

Challenge accepted! Shut up and take my money!!

 

 

And, there you have it. We have reached the point where I have run out of things to talk about. Yep, happened already. I warned you it was going to be a short one. If you didn’t believe me before, you sure as Hell better start now! This ship is about to sail, and your ass better be on it!

 

I’ll catch you back here next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this week?! I’m doing okay. I had some sort of stomach bug this past weekend and it really got me good. But I feel better now(knocks on wood). Anyway there have been a few things since the last blog I did that have happened in pro wrestling so let’s get down to it! 🙂

 

We still don’t have a WWE Champion. Both Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton went to a no contest because of The Big Show. Which was a really waste of a main event for a PPV. A lot of fans were upset with the outcome of the match. So now we have another match setup for the Hell In The Sell. This time there is a twist! It will be a special guest referee and that is HBK. And HBK says there will be a winner and new WWE Champion. So are there any guesses?! Who do you think will win? Orton? Or Bryan? Who knows for sure. Or will HBK turn heel and join Triple H and Steph? I don’t really want to see the latter because that would be too predicable. I hope HBK calls it down the middle but we will see.

 

The other big news coming out these few weeks…John Cena is apparently healed and is ready to get back into the ring. He will face Alberto Del Rio for the World Championship. This match could be good. I don’t really want Cena to win the title as soon as he gets back but I don’t really find Alberto that great as World Champ. So I kinda rather see Cena win it. Hopefully Cena won’t hold onto the belt for a long time. He doesn’t really need the championship. He is already over and he should help out someone else get over. Maybe Sandow will cash in his MITB brief case and beat Cena? That could work.

 

Some Jake The Snake Roberts news for you. Jake has a radio show. You can watch it on youtube. I watched some of it. It was pretty entertaining. I highly recommend checking it out if you get a chance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWK3bglN0kY Enjoy!

 

Cody Rhodes and Goldust beat The Shield for the WWE Tag Team Championship. That is a good thing! They had some help from The Big Show when he came through the stands and ended up knocking out The Shield. It is good to see Cody being used well. He is a great talent. I always liked him ever since he started. I really hope he becomes WWE Champion at some point. He deserves it. I would love to see a Cena vs Rhodes feud. That would be pretty cool.

 

This past Monday on RAW Triple H made a comment about a few certain wrestlers including Canada’s own Chris Jericho and Edge that they weren’t really that “top guy”. If WWE let them be that top guy Triple H said WWE would probably be owned by WCW. He was telling this to Daniel Bryan and comparing him to them. Saying he will only be a “B Wrestler”. I really have a problem with Triple H not selling to other wrestlers. I hope they have a match in the future between Triple H and Bryan and I hope Bryan gets all of his heat back from H.

 

Chris Jericho recently announced he is starring in a new web series playing himself. It is loosely based on himself. It looks pretty funny(from the trailer I saw). Here is the trailer for you to check out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS8mpH0RVJs

 

Anyway that is it for me this month. I hope everyone enjoys the PPV this Sunday. You can check out my predictions and everyone else at the end of this wonderful blog. Have A Nice Day!! 🙂

 

You can reach me at gl.club17@gmail.com and @blitz101 on Twitter. Also you can check out my tumblr at http://glclub.tumblr.com

 

WWE

Hell In A Cell

Kick-Off: -WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Curtis Axel vs. Big E. Langston

Sarge’s Prediction: Big E. Langston

Diva’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

Greg’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

PPV:

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Triple Threat Match:

C)Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. The Uso’s vs. Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

The Game’s Prediction: The Usos

Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-WWE Championship; Hell In A Cell Match, w/Special Referee Shawn Michaels:

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton (w/help from HBShizzel)

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans

Sarge’s Prediction: Los Matadores

Diva’s Prediction: Los Matadores

The Game’s Prediction: Los Matadores (who gives a fuck anyways)

Greg’s Prediction: Los Matadores

-Handicap Match, Hell In A Cell: CM Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-World Heavyweight Championship Match: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (oooh Shocker!!)

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

Well that’s it for us this month, we will see you next month for Survivor Series. I cannot go yet without saying Happy Anniversary to us! We have been doing this blog for 7 years now. I’ve had a great team all these years. So thank-you to all of you for reading and a very special thanks to my boys who help make this work. CHEERS!!!

Don’t do it like the gringos, do it like the Mexi-cans!”

-Vickie Guerrero to Alberto Del Rio on SmackDown 10/11/13

lol vickie

Night Of Champions and Skeevy Pervs!

September 15, 2013 Leave a comment

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Kiiidddddddddssss!!! Sorry, I just watched Garfield and Friends. Welcome back to our humble blog. We’re all here raising the roof with each of our special spin on things and of course our Night Of Champions Predictions.

The Skirt Sheet

Soooo, yeah, we are back here again. I’m not going to lie, I totally forgot about this months Skirt Sheet, Predictions and crap. I have so much stuff in my brain that apparently wrestling isn’t one of them, and if it is, then it’s a teeny, tiny piece of crap floating around up there. Anyone catch the season 4 premier of Haven? I haven’t yet so no spoilers please!!! I am however going to shut it and get to bidness…

No baby Stratus as of this posting. I know, what the hell, eh? I can guarantee you I’ll have news on that in my October edition. Lol!! Let me just say this, she looks radiant!

Trish Preggers

My theory on why I don’t have much wrestling floating around in my brain is because, Wade Barrett has been absent for the last three weeks and well, this barrage member is feeling massive withdrawal. It’s not that he’s injured, at least I haven’t heard anything. What I have heard is that there are some problems with his visa and is stuck in England. I just hope he gets them fixed very soon. Is it just me or is it the guys I like that always seem to get some momentum going and then Errrrrrrrrrrrtt…It just comes to a halt. Maybe I’m bad luck. Maybe I should start backing Alberto Del Rio and Layla. Maybe they’ll get injured and go bye-bye. It’s bad enough they had Daniel Bryan shave off Wade’s glorious beard, and now he’s stuck in England. At least he seems to be growing it back. However, the WWE has done a decent job of keeping him somewhat of a spotlight on the JBL & Cole YouTube show, which by the way is hilarious (side note, if I ever see JBL or Michael Cole twerking again, I will personally cut my own eyeballs out of my eye sockets). Because of Cody Rhodes saying “Bad News Barrett”, it’s become a thing, and that has kept Barrett involved.

#37: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGHq7SxLdvg

#38: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoqoKijGCvM

#39: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4FTfhcdaIc

#40: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZD8xO5Bs0 (Twerking ep)

#41: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0shw2Nz0TOE

At least it’s something.

Total Divas

So I already admitted that I was hooked on this show. And I’ve already pretty much said what I could say. But I’m not done. OK Brie Mode…

Brie Mode

….is awesome, and Nikki has grown on me so much that I find her hilarious.

Ariane is still an idiot, and she showed that she isn’t as high class as she wants everyone to think. You see her boyfriend, I mentioned last month is a tool box. Well not only did he basically crash Natalya and TJ’s party that was thrown for them in Las Vegas, after Ariane told him he couldn’t come because it was just people from work (aka the WWE. Yes I know, apparently that’s work. I find that’s funny considering all she does is go in there, shakes a few pom-poms and looks as dumb as the ring post but, hey I guess that’s more that what I do for a living). She even explained it in simpleton terms for Vincent to get it, by telling him that she and Eva Marie are the only two that have boyfriends NOT in the WWE and Eva Marie isn’t bringing her boyfriend. That’s pretty simple, right? Apparently not, because he shows up in Vegas (baby, yeah!) and then makes a complete ASS of himself. I watched this episode with my boyfriend Thursday night before we watched Big Brother and I asked Mathew, “is that moron on something?” And Mat said he had to be. Because not only was he uncontrollable, but he was a doofus and more annoying than the previous times we have seen him. Then he continues to embarrass Ariane throughout the entire night. I actually felt sorry for her. Then this week, he’s relatively normal with the exception after less than a year of dating he’s putting her on the spot about marriage. Never mind the fact that they’ve never discussed it and he isn’t that smart. Vincent surprised her by taking her to a fancy-ass ring place in L.A, to choose engagement rings and it caught her off guard. She did the right thing, she told him no, this isn’t right. I’m not at the same place as he is. Although that had to be hard for her, it was the right thing to do. I don’t like Ariane, but I felt she showed a small sense of maturity in this past weeks episode. I also think that even she can do better than Vincent the Tool Man!

 

Vincent

Can we talk about Natalya and TJ for a moment? Three episodes ago, they highlighted the fact that it was Nattie’s birthday and TJ went with her to Calgary for the week. I felt that TJ came off as a dork for not being able to say no to his mom and his sister, no offense is a bitch. I know that my boyfriend is close with his family as he knows I am with mine, but we would never choose them over each other, when it’s suppose to be our time. On Nattie’s birthday, she’s all dressed to go out to a romantic dinner with TJ, who springs it out of nowhere that they are going to his mom’s and that Nat’s over dressed. That’s a dick move. You all know I love TJ, but you don’t do that. At least give her a heads up that plans have changed and that it’s just going to be a casual dinner at your parent’s place. Don’t let her get all excited and glammed up to only tell her, “hey, why you dressed like that? It’s just dinner at my mom’s.” DICK-fucking-move! Nattie ends up staying in alone, until her friend (not so friend) calls her up and invites her to dinner. She goes, thinking it’s just an innocent dinner with a friend whom she hasn’t seen in a long time. Jaret brings Nattie to this nice restaurant where he went balls to the walls for her to make her birthday special and reserving the entire restaurant just for her. If TJ had done that, it would have been romantic, but this dude is skeevy as shit. He then proceeds to tell her that he doesn’t want to see her with TJ and that he’s in love with her. A little late skeevy perv! So last weeks episode had Natalya at her bachelorette party constantly struggling with Jaret’s multiple text messages, which Nikki had to tell her were inappropriate and that Nat shouldn’t respond. BRAVO Nikki, because you are 100% right on that. But Nat’s innocence really shows out at how naive of a person she is. I love Nat, so much, she’s really an amazing role model, but man she needs some life lessons, and she needs to learn to listen to her friends. Both Brie and Nikki kept telling her that Jaret’s on the prowl for Natalya and that he’s no good for her. She needs to stop it by just not talking to him. Nat’s naivity is almost annoying.

JaretBrie brought up the right thing, that Nat’s been with TJ for 13-years and sometimes that romantic fire burns out in that time. Doesn’t mean TJ loves Nattie any less, it just means he feels he doesn’t need to show it as much. But here is a secret to all you men out there; We Women, like romance. We don’t expect it everyday, but we do like to look up every once in a while and catch you looking at us with so much love and that look that you can’t live without us. We expect the look you give us when we have food on our chin, that doesn’t count. Everyone in a while, just give your significant other that look like you can’t picture your life without her in it. Tell her you love her and surprise her with flowers, or a simple massage or maybe go down under (yeah I went there).

Jojo! Jojo is going to get eaten alive in this business, and yes I just realized I made an oral sex reference above but that’s not what I meant in this case. Nattie’s innocent naivity is natural after only being with one guy her entire adult life. But common sense in growing up should be evident by now. Jojo being jealous of Eva Marie, is way too immature. Yes women are naturally catty and bitches towards each other, but we learned at a young age on how to hide it and fake being nice and supportive to others. Jojo lacks that. Her innocence, is way too child like. The moment she went on about her Rabbit to Justin Gabriel, she lost him. He’s 32 and Jojo is 19. That age gap wasn’t there until she started talking like a 14 year old. It’s only natural that he felt like a pedo at that moment. I don’t doubt that he liked her but he was right to bring up the huge age gap.

JustinThis Sunday is Total Diva’s Mid-Season Finale. Don’t fret fellow Skirt Chasers, it will be back in November with more episodes. Good. Plus I might be the only one hoping for this, but I so hope they put the entire season on DVD because I would buy it. Yes I am THAT lame!

Ever since SummerSlam ended, WWE has actually been really good. Maybe it’s because John Cena isn’t being shoved down our throats. Yes I’ve been Wade-less but it’s still been good. Randy Orton as a heel is golden, and having Triple H back as heel is like coming home. I think things are quite kosher. As much as I do want to see Daniel Bryan as champion, I think keep the feud going for a bit and Randy stays champion at least until October. I’m not digging Ricardo Rodriguez with Rob Van Damn, and I’m thinking that him being with RVD is an Alberto Del Rio plan. I can see Ricardo turning on RVD, to help ADR retain the title.

Can we just talk about AJ’s pipebomb-shell she dropped on the Total Diva’s? I have one word for it; AWESOME! I agreed with what she said for pretty much everyone but Natalya. But otherwise as far as Diva promos go, it was great. And will be on my list for Promo of the year, unless something shocks me in the next few months.

Edge coming back was amazing. It’s been a long seven months without seeing Adam “Edge” Copeland on television. So having Edge cut such a great promo like he hasn’t lost a beat on RAW, was excellent. And man, the dude can fill out a pair of jeans!

edge jeans

With that, I have to go. I haven’t had much to say so I bullshitted most of this edition but hey, gotta give me credit for trying. Lol!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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The Game

F4W#195: SummerSlam Results – HHH and Orton Turn;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUp23cvtH80&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W#196: UFC 164 – NEW LHW Champion,Early Stoppages,Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcZA0TGwVoA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W: Edge Returns to RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WExYDlFbRM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

F4W: Goldust’s Return from RAW 9/9/13; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osDcB0iUQbU&feature=c4-overview&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

newbootcamp

 

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 

BOOT CAMP

 

 

Uh-oh! Guess what day it is! Guess…what…day…it…is! Huhcamel2

Okay, so it’s not quite “that” day, but it’s always a good day when the Boot Camp is back in business!

 

 

 

First of all….still no job. Don’t have one. Don’t care. Doing okay without one, but I will eventually find another one. I don’t want to be a bum the rest of my life, or at least look like one, and I am sure my wife will hold a pillow over my face as I sleep one of these nights when she gets sick enough of me. Right now, I am just trying to be the best “helper monkey” that I can be to Heather and the munchkins. If I earn my keep, maybe she won’t want to kick me back out into the “real world” for a little longer.

 

 

 

 

 

I am going to go on the record right now and say Daniel Bryan is more over now than Cena ever has been. Cena being out with his elbow rehab is the best thing that could have ever happened to Daniel Bryan. It gives him his time to shine without being under Cena’s shadow. The current angle between Bryan and Randy Orton only works because we don’t have Super Cena sticking his nose into it. I know Cena fans who read this always have, and always will, hate me for what I say about him. Fine. I have my opinions, and I am entitled to them. They all have theirs, but I couldn’t care less because honestly, Cena fans are a dime a dozen. Sheep going along with the rest of the flock.

 

 

 

I better quit before the mooing gets too out of control.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, the mid-season finale of Total Divas is this Sunday…and nobody will be watching because any self-respecting wrestling fan will be watching Night of Champions….or cleaning his guns….or sleeping instead. The ratings of the E! reality show have plummeted in recent weeks anyway, but that isn’t going to keep them from extending the season and shooting more episodes for our spewing pleasure.

 

 

 

Seriously! Who can blame the viewers for jumping ship on this show after what they’ve given us the past few weeks? Brie Bella calling getting wasted “Brie Mode”. Nattie’s skeezy stalker trying to get his swerve on and take her away from TJ. Eva Marie doing a Maxim shoot that nobody has ever seen. JoJo and the Funkdactyls absolutely murdering “Somebody Call My Momma” in all its tone deaf glory. Sitting through the drunken hijinx of the only person on that show who is more retarded than Ariane….her boyfriend, Vincent, the sweaty, pillow-sniffing troglodyte. Dude looks like what would happen if Batista boned Gru from “Despicable Me”. Let’s not forget the fun we had watching Ariane and the general abuse of her set of “practice boobs” as she mulled over the idea of getting implants. She eventually chose not to get them because she doesn’t think it makes her a good role model. Yeah, right. Truth is, ya couldn’t keep your fake tits from flopping out on the floor for ten seconds the whole time you had them because you are a stupid fucking cow!

 

 

 

However, I will still continue to watch the show when this mid-season break is over. Taking one for the team is what I do best for my troops! You’re welcome.

 

 

 

 

 

Recycling characters is never good. But, sometimes using ring gear once worn by one of the worst characters of all time is even worse. The recently re-packaged Epico and Primo are taking on a bullfighter gimmick and calling themselves Los Matador’s. They wear what looks like a mix of Tito Santino’s “El Matador” and “The Portuguese Man of War” Aldo Montoya. They took Montoya’s goofy mask and crafted two of them in hot pink for these guys to wear. That alone hands them a first class ticket on Jobber Airlines. They look like they are wearing pink jock straps on their heads.

 

 

 

 

 

Alright, people. I have to admit I really don’t have much else to talk about right now. I know the others have a lot of things to get off their chests as well, and I am sure some of it is the same as what I have brought up here. No sense in all of us talking about the same things. It’s like beating a dead horse….or having to watch The Shield attack Big Show for the 8,000th time since SummerSlam.

 

 

 

So, in a show of good faith to all of you…I am signing off until next time. I’ll see you then, troops! Until next time….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

 

 

 

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

 

 

 

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people!

 

 

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everybody, how are you all doing these past few weeks? Today I’m going to start off with something different. Last week a good friend of mine passed away. Her name was Ashley. I met Ashley on a Message Board. We both liked the same kind of music and we instantly hit off as friends. We had a lot of fun times together such as going to the Mansion House(in St. Catharines) and also hanging out at Spicy Olive(in Niagara Falls). One of the things I loved about Ashley was her personality and her smile. Plus she was one of the nicest people you would ever meet. It didn’t matter who you were or what you looked like she never judged you. I always liked that about her. In the last couple years of her life we kinda fell out of touch. But a few weeks before her death I managed to meet up with her and catch up. I will always be grateful for that time. I just want to say thank you Ashley for the great memories and I miss you. RIP Ashley!

gregs pic for blog

How about this past weeks RAW from Toronto eh?! It was pretty good. I loved seeing Edge back on WWE TV. It is always a treat to see him. I have always been a fan of his and I really miss seeing him wrestle. It is too bad he suffered an injury that made him retire early. But I’m glad he is doing other things with his life. He is on a hit TV Show called Haven(which I haven’t had the pleasure of watching) but I know Diva is a huge fan of the show. Plus he is enjoying living his life. He has a beautiful house in the mountains and he can pretty much do whatever he wants to do. But back to RAW. It was great seeing him on the show. He started off the show with The Cutting Edge. He brought out Daniel Bryan as his guest. Did you hear the pop Bryan got?! It was amazing! Toronto really loves him a lot! But you know what everywhere Bryan goes, he gets the biggest pop from the crowd. He is one of the best superstars on the roster(besides CM Punk) and why shouldn’t he get the pop that he gets. I really hope WWE puts the WWE Championship back on him because it would be great to see him as Champion. As much as I love Randy Orton, it is Daniel Bryan’s time to be WWE Champion. Speaking about Orton I really don’t like him as heel. Actually I don’t really like it when he talks on the mic because he is sooo boring! Sorry but it is so true! I’m not sure what it is, but when Randy talks I just want fall asleep! That’s not a good thing people! But I imagine I’m not the only person who thinks that too!

 

Another thing I don’t like about Randy being Champion is how Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make themselves untouchable. It isn’t “good for business” guys. Triple H should sell to Bryan and he hasn’t yet. I hope there will be a match in the near future because then hopefully Triple H will actually sell to him. The only time Bryan got some heat back was this past Monday on RAW. Also if Big Show has an ironclad contract it means nobody can fire him!!! WWE have you forgotten what that means?! Sometimes I wonder about WWE booking. But that is another story all together! Lol

 

So we have Night of Champions this Sunday. The main event is WWE Champion Randy Orton vs Daniel Bryan. The World Championship match is Alberto Del Rio vs RVD! I know RVD has Ricardo in his corner but I have a feeling Ricardo will turn on RVD and cost him the match! Anyone else think the same thing? Another match we will see is CM Punk vs Curtis Axel and Paul Haman. I also have a feeling that a former UFC fighter might make his present known. I don’t know it is just thought of mine. There are a few more matches such as a Diva’s 4 Way Match for the Diva’s Championship which will involve the Champ AJ vs Brie Bella vs Natalia vs Carmen? It should be a good match. Wait did I say good? Yeah I have to admit ever since I started watching Total Divas I kinda have more respect for the Bella Twins. I don’t know what it is but they are kinda human. I always liked Natalya and I think AJ is the best female performer in WWE right now. Did you see her promo she did a few weeks ago on RAW?! It was so great that I’m going to use it for one of my year end top five promos of 2013. You can check out the rest of my predictions at the bottom of this blog.

 

Last week pwinsider posted this short web series with Rowdy Roddy Piper and Bret The Hitman Hart called Bodyslam. I guess this could become a potential series if they get the right funding for it. But anyway here is the first(maybe only) web episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLH9OUiXAQ it is pretty good if you enjoy old school wrestling!

 

Yesterday it was announced that Jim Ross has “retired” from WWE. I’m sure this wasn’t Ross’s decision. I heard rumours that what happened at Summer Slam with JR and Ric Flair at the new video game sit down pretty much ended JR’s future with WWE. It is too bad because JR has meant so much to this business and to get fired…oh I mean “retire” because of something that he didn’t really have much control over is really sad. Anyway I don’t think JR will be out of work. I heard now he can start working on that book that he always wanted to write and never had the time to do it. Plus he has been doing a few speaking gigs so the guy won’t be out of work for a long time. I wish JR the best and I hope he has a great time in his “retirement”.

 

I’m still keeping up with Jake The Snake Roberts via his twitter. I guess he is doing NFL weekly picks for ESPN and he is in the lead. It is nice to see him doing positive things with his life. I’m happy for him. I hope he gets his dream return at the Royal Rumble.

 

John Cena is out of action for 6 months. If you saw on RAW a few weeks ago, you saw his elbow! OMG it looked really bad! Anyway it is going to keep him off TV for a while. It should be nice. I think we all need a break. I also think Cena needs the break too! He has been so busy ever since he started in WWE and now it is time for him to heal and have some rest. WWE is hoping for a Royal Rumble return. I guess we will see soon enough.

 

Anyway that is it for me this month. I hope you guys enjoy the PPV(if you’re going to watch it) and Have A Nice Day!! 🙂

 

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WWE

Night Of Champions

Kick-off: Tag Team Turmoil for the #1 Contendership:

The Usos vs. The Prime Time Players vs. The Real Americans vs. 3MB

Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

PPV:

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam

Sarge’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio (w/help from Ricardo)

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio with help from Ricardo

-WWE Diva’s Championship, Fatal 4-Way: C)AJ Lee vs. Natalya vs. Brie Bella vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: Natalya (hopefully)

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Winner of TT Turmoil

Sarge’s Prediction: Winners of Tag Team Turmoil

Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

-2-on-1 Handicap Elimination Match: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel & Paul Heyman

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk but Lesnar will stop Punk before gets to Heyman

-WWE Championship: C) Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for us this week. We’ll be back in October the weekend of the next Pay-Per-View. It’ll probably sneak up on my like this one did. Since I’m too lazy to look for a quote of the month, I’m going to skip it. Just call me Bad News Barrett!

 

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