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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

gl.club17@gmail.com

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Farewell: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lWa-Gv9ObfN1JzSnJBeTFHZTg/view

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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Fastlane Predictions and so much more…

February 21, 2016 Leave a comment

In Memory of

Brian “Axel Rotten” Knighton

April 21, 1971 to February 4, 2016

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Welcome back to this months Fatal 4-Way. This will be it until WrestleMania weekend, April 3, 2016. We get a nice break come March, but it doesn’t mean that we stop watching the product. Horrible as it may be. Nope we keep continuing. Lets hope it doesn’t start with an “In Memory Of…”. However, don’t hold your breath. Grandfather and legendary wrestler, Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham, age 74, has recently been hospitalized and apparently was close to death. So lets hope the man pulls through. In case you’re wondering who his grandchildren are, they are WWE Superstars Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas. I guess we just have to BO-lieve. OMG I can’t believe I went there.

Speaking of this months, “In Memory Of”, some of you might not know Axl Rotten, unless you are hardcore fans of ECW before it became the WWE verison. Rotten was part of the Bad Breed in ECW, and then moved back to the independent circuit where his career had begun. He was only briefly featured at one WWE ECW-event in 2005 at One Night Only. After that he had one appearance in 2010 in TNA. His career never trult made it off the ground. He apparently had his fair share of struggles. He spent a lot of time in a wheel chair, after his career ended with a severe spinal injury. He was found by police in a McDonald’s parking lot. I could make a joke about the food being the death of him, but that would be uncouth. Although I sort of just did. To all the Axl Rotten fans, friends and especially family, our deepest sympathies.

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With that said, we move on…

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way. How is everyone doing these days? I’m been pretty good thanks! I have been busy with my new job at Ting. I work with a lot of great people! I really do enjoy my job! Just to let you know they are hiring in the St. Catharines Area if interested! Anyway let’s get down to some wrestling business!

Well it is official, Daniel Bryan is retiring from professional wrestling. This isn’t a joke either. He can’t wrestle anymore. It isn’t good for him. He doesn’t want to risk his life. I don’t blame him either. I don’t want to see that either! I have so much respect for the guy and he has done so much for the business. Sure I will miss him but I’m sure whatever he does now he will be happy! Also his wife Brie will be retiring in the summer once her contract ends with the company. That’s a blessing too! Lol I think Diva is very happy with that news as well!

So the Royal Rumble PPV wasn’t too bad. The match it self was good but predictable. Triple H ended up coming out at the end at number 30 and he ended up winning the Royal Rumble Match to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Another surprise that happened in the Royal Rumble match was the debut of AJ Styles!! Yes he is back in the WWE! He made his appearance and stayed in there for about 25 mins. That was pretty cool to see! I’m glad he is here in the WWE. I just hope they know how to use him right!

This Sunday is the WWE Fastlane PPV. The main event is a triple threat match between Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. The winner of that match will face Triple H at WrestleMania 32. I’m picking Dean Ambrose. I really would like to see him face Triple H in the main event! I think he deserves it! He is so over with fans right now, it would be the best thing to do for business. Well that’s what I think anyway! I will see if Vince McMahon feels the same way! Lol

Some sad news to report, Bret Hart announced that he has prostate cancer. I feel so bad for The Hitman. He has gone through so much in his life and now he has to battle cancer. I know he will beat it. He has beaten everything else that has come up against him! I am rooting for him and everyone else who loves Bret Hart are rooting him too! Go Bret Go! His surgery was last week and everything went well for him! Now he is on the mend and he will defeat cancer!

CM Punk is injured and he won’t be able to start his UFC fight until later this year. I think I’m hearing it will happen probably late summer. Could you imagine if it was the same weekend as Summer Slam? Haha I wonder if wrestling fans would watch it? I’m curious to see how does. It should be fun! I don’t care if he wins or loses I just want to see if he can do it!

WWE network are releasing some new TV shows. One show I want to check out is the new Edge and Christian show! Omg it looks so stupid but funny stupid! I can’t wait to see that one!

I’m not sure how the WM 32 card is going to shape up to be. I heard rumours of who is going to face The Undertaker but now I’m not sure if that’s going to happen. I guess we will have to wait and see. They better come up with something good for The Undertaker because he is what makes WM special.

Anyway that’s it for me for this month! I hope you enjoy WWE Fastlane if you decide to watch it! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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What’s good, Guardians??

So, how did you all like the Royal Rumble? Yeah….that’s what I thought. There was good and bad to it. Lots of people are pissed about Triple H coming back to win the World Heavyweight title. Lots of people….but not me, because I picked him in my predictions as a total spit ball, long shot “pulled it out of my ass” kind of thing……and I ended up calling it DEAD ON! I can’t predict a singles match to save my life, but I called the 30-Man Rumble winner for the first time in forever (sorry if anyone suddenly had ‘Frozen’ flashbacks)….and probably the only time in my life that I will get that one right ever…….EEEEEEEEEEEEVER…..a-gain!

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I really liked where this new angle with the Wyatt Family was going. Taking out all the “titans” in WWE and becoming the new “Gods”. I have always wanted the Wyatts to become the dominant stable, and since the Rumble, it looked like things were on the way to changing in their favor. They had taken down everyone from Undertaker and Kane to Big Show and Ryback. The list of victims was undeniably impressive. But….that #WWELogic had to catch up with them, and that all fell apart for the Wyatts after two of their past conquests suddenly came back like nothing ever happened. The Wyatt Family needs to become the Plecostomus of the WWE. You know…one of those ugly ass sucker fish that cling to the side of tank, gobbling up all the nastiness that would otherwise cause the tank to resemble a toilet at Taco Bell.

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The Wyatt Family should be the ones who run through the roster and methodically cleanse WWE of all the dead weight and bullshit that is currently dragging the product down. Whether or not this causes the Wyatts to appear as faces, heels or even anti-heroes….I’d call it a win-win for all of us in the grand scheme.

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How’s everyone feeling about AJ Styles since the Rumble? I’d say he’s doing rather well even though he already has faced his first loss in a rematch against Chris Jericho. All things considered though, the fans seem to be supporting him 100%. The internet blew up the second he walked out onto the stage at the Royal Rumble. There wasn’t a dry seat in the house! However….he still has a lot to prove in WWE, especially since they choose to absolutely forget about anything Styles has done before signing with WWE. They see him as a rookie with some past experience under his belt….but won’t acknowledge all the past titles he has held in other companies and promotions. WWE likes to do that. They prefer to believe that they are the “be all, end all” in the business of sports entertainment.

They like to believe that….but if they do, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news!

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Speaking of “bad news”, Wade Barrett has announced he is leaving WWE in the near future. He chose not to re-sign with the company. Can you really blame him? He wins King of the Ring, and they do fuck-all with him after that. No title opportunities, no high profile feuds, no big push. No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!

(Hold on a minute. I may have seen ‘A Christmas Story’ a few too many times). Anyway, you get my drift here. Then, Barrett gets lumped into the International Job Squad known as The League of Nations. How the mighty have fallen in that gaggle of has-beens, eh?? King Barrett….enough said. Rusev? A guy who was an undefeated monster until Cena buried him. Del Rio? Dumped Zeb Colter and lost the US title twice this year so far to the same guy! Sheamus? He was WWE World Heavyweight Champion a few months ago, but Roman Reigns happened. He never quite bounced back after that. Push….canceled indefinitely! Really puts the “shame” in Sheamus, doesn’t it, folks?

The League of Nations was on a roll for about a week or two, but then things just declined for no real reason. Del Rio dropped the US title to Kalisto and the League lost a shit load of momentum and relevancy after that. Barrett is simply abandoning the sinking ship before it gets any worse.

I wonder where he’ll end up after he leaves WWE.

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As much as I would like to see Seth Rollins come back during WrestleMania and help Roman Reigns defeat Triple H for the WWE Championship…and then join back with Ambrose to reform The Shield to some capacity, I highly doubt that will happen. The writers don’t have that kind of foresight. They’ll probably have Lesnar become the #1 contender and then scramble to build up a match against Triple H when they already have Reigns who has plenty of heat with Hunter. It practically writes itself! Have Reigns get the #1 contender spot, maybe even by pinning Ambrose in the Triple Threat. Let Ambrose and Lesnar have their feud and a big match at WrestleMania. But….then have Ambrose come out and interfere on behalf of The Authority. Ambrose can then take over the “Seth Rollins” role in The Authority, and Reigns will have to feud with his own best friend as well as Triple H. If Rollins comes back by that time, they could have him either rejoin with Triple H and team with Ambrose as enforcers for The Authority…..or have Rollins re-packaged as a face and team him up with Reigns against his former bosses in The Authority. It can go a lot of ways. Chances are, something not so interesting will come out of all this and not a single fuck will be given once it’s all said and done.

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I apologize for not going into detail on Daniel Bryan’s medical retirement from WWE as I am sure the topic has been discussed ad nauseum across the internet (and even within this blog by other writers), so I chose not to reiterate anything about the unfortunate turn of events or Bryan’s untimely departure from the company. I have seen people on the internet speculating on if he will go to TNA or ROH or NJPW or some other wrestling organization, and I have to question them. Didn’t Daniel Bryan have to retire from wrestling in general because of his condition, or did he just have to leave WWE? If he can’t be cleared to compete in WWE, how would be able to compete anywhere else is his health doesn’t allow it? Those remarks must have been made by the same “Stage 5 Clingers” who still insist that CM Punk is coming back to WWE soon. The IWC is always good for a chuckle, if not a disgusted eye roll now and then.

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Some might even say that about my Boot Camp articles, and to those people, I present a heartfelt “Fuck You!”. To the rest of you….the faithful and loyal troops I hold dear, I offer you the invitation to join me back here when the Boot Camp is open for business once again. Our next issue will be the WrestleMania edition, so you know it going to be one of those “must see” events of the year. You don’t want to miss it, so get here early and make sure you get a good seat!

Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries!

 

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The Skirt Sheet

If the last month have taught us anything, it’s to never totally discount the rumours in professional wrestling. Some of us are smart enough to know which ones are false and which ones are not. I guess those rumours could be deemed as leaks seeing as they have been coming true as of late. I, personally, miss the days where there was no Internet and things actually were a surprise. Why do we always have to have shit spoiled for us? With that, I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

Despite the overwhelming rumours about Triple H winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble coming true, this is putting some of us to sleep. Is it best for business? Actually it is. Roman Reigns, was not a good champion during his short duration. I’m not taking anything away from him as a wrestler, because I think he can definitley roll with the big guys. However, despite being The Rock’s cousin, he’s lacking the mic skills of the Great One. It makes sense putting the title on Triple H going into WrestleMania. There really are not many suitable opponents for Reigns to be able to hold a main event match with. People don’t get that it’s totally different as champion and challenger. They want to see a worthy main event champion defend against a strong opponent. Triple H is more than a worthy main event champion, and could probably defend that title against pretty much anybody, including Reigns, and it would be a good solid match. However, Reigns lacks the experience and fan reaction to be able to carry that championship into the main event against say, pretty much anyone. Triple H is a leader, and a tremendous in-ring worker, but he doesn’t need that title. The WWE needs him to have that title. Lets face it, since Seth Rollins got injured, nobody has managed to successfully make the fans happy or respect them while wearing that championship. What was the WWE to do? I’m not complaining, but personally there were some other possible directions the WWE could have taken to swerve us all and make new stars out of. Triple H, was the easiest and safest decision to go with. WWE always plays it safe. That’s why John Cena is on the verge of breaking Ric Flair’s record, despite not actually deserving to. They could have easily gone with Brock Lesnar. They had the option to start fresh with AJ Styles, or Dean Ambrose. I would have done something risky; Chris Jericho, Styles, Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Bray Wyatt. Someone who has the fans, whether they’re heel or face. If you had to take a risk and put a champion in who wasn’t Triple H, what would you have done?

The RAW following the Royal Rumble had some solid matches. Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler, Jericho vs. Styles, etc. The whold premis was for them to be impressed and then later on pick the three most impressive stars to head into Fastlane, and vie for the number one contendership for the WWE Championship. Whoever wins that match goes on to main event WrestleMania 32 against the champion, Triple H. As it turns out, it’ll be Dean Ambrose, vs. Roman Reigns, vs. Brock Lesnar. See you there Roman Reigns vs. Triple H. Gotta love the predictability of the WWE. Although after dropping his WWE Intercontinetal Championship to Kevin Owens this past week on RAW, there is now that slight possibility of Ambrose going over and heading to Mania. He seems to have the fans behind him more so than Roman Reigns. I’m hoping that’s the case.

I would have said a month ago, that it looks like they’re going to go with a triple threat match for the Diva’s championship this month, but they’re not. Instead, they have Charlotte vs. Brie Bella. I’m sorry Charlotte, but that match is going to stink up the card. For someone, who has yet to have a bad match, being saddled with the Bella twat who has the least amount of talent, is going to be difficult to carry. Then we have Becky Lynch teaming up with Sasha Banks to take on Banks’ former Team B.A.D members, Naomi and Tamina. This has disaster written all over it. They’ll likely come out on top but it will probably be who got the win, and then start out as a brawl between Lynch and Banks. I’m still thinking it’ll be a great WrestleMania for the three former NXT women. I sense a Triple Threat match between Charlotte, Lynch and Banks at the show of shows. And what a freaking awesome match that will be.

The tag team division is a fucking joke right now. I cannot support the New Day and their gimmick. It’s gross and disturbing. We have seen every viable championship match combo at least a half a dozen times. Like honestly, how many times do we ahvae to sit through the Uso’s vs. New Day? I like the Uso’s, but the WWE needs more tag teams. They royally fucked up The Ascension. They never should have allowed them to talk. That killed them. They were dead in the water before even getting in with the rest of the sharks. Sin Cara is back, but Kalisto is having a successful singles run. I will be surprised if The Lucha Dragons stay together for much longer. They’ll end up feuding soon enough. Again, what happened to the Prime Time Players? They’re together, then not together, and then together and now not together. With no explanation. Titus O’Neil was getting a push as a singles competitor and then he done and fucked up by touching Mr. Vince McMahon, during the good-bye to Daniel Bryan (more on that later). I think it was a bit much that he was suspended for that, but then again, the boss is apparently trying to reel in his talent to make them better behave and Titus was the unforunate first example of this new thing McMahon has taken on. Maybe O’Neil had a reason for it, it wasn’t aggessive from the footage I saw. Don’t even get me started on the Dudley Boyz. They’re not worth my breath. The tag team divsion seems like it will never be as strong as it was in the 1998-2002 era. There just simply isn’t enough talent to hold people’s interest. Kinda sad really.

The Social Outcasts, are the Job Squad 2.0.. Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Adam Rose and Curtis Axel are jobbers. Were jobbers, and will probably always be jobbers. They could easily add Zack Ryder to that group. King of the Jobbers! Sadly, they are getting more air time than they were previously. And are definitely receiving more air time then The League Of Nations. Wade Barrett deserves so much better. I blame John Cena for that! Yes, I blame Cena. Cena is the WWE’s golden boy, and he doesn’t like Barrett. Feeling is mutual. Barrett doesn’t like him either, and hasn’t hid the fact. It is my theory as to why Barrett keeps getting held down. It’s so frustrating.

As I had mentioned in brief earlier that Daniel Bryan is no longer a WWE Superstar. I doubt he’ll be gone permantely, but sadly his in-ring days are over. Injury plagued, took another amazing talent out of the ring and benched him. Unlike Edge’s good-bye, this one I was expecting. It’s no secret that Bryan’s injuries and their severities, was keeping him away from the ring. Maybe there was that glimmer of hope amongst us fans that we would see him capture at least one more championship. Sadly that won’t happen. I do hope that the WWE uses him and his amazing knowlege to their advantage. I would love to see him take a spot on one of the commentary teams. Maybe Lawler will retire and Bryan can take his place? Yeah? Also, rumour has it that this Sunday will be his wife, Brie Bella’s final match. We can only hope. I doubt any of us will shed a tear. I’m guessing the Bella’s will stay prominently featured on Total Diva’s. It’s no secret that Brie and Bryan want to start a family. Or as Charlotte said on RAW, “goat-faced vegan babies”. Best line ever!

Eva Marie needs to be fired! I cannot stand her. I cannot stand her face, or that stupid ass robe she wears to the ring. Her entrance is boring, her in-ring work is messy. I think she needs to be kicked in the face by a giant horse. If she ever gets her hands on any title within NXT or WWE, I’ll throw a fit. It’ll make me freaking out over Undertaker’s loss to Lesnar two years ago at WrestleMania look like sneeze. She can take Mojo Rawley with her. God that guy creeps me out. It’s dude, you’re fucking 40 (or whatever), act your fucking age. I’ll hype my foot right up scrotum.

Time flies, a year ago my daughter was born, and just last week, she turned a year old. OMG, I have no clue where that year went. Happy Birthday River! (Her first birthday party is this weekend).

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Anyways, that’s it for me this month. See you WrestleMania weekend! Cheers! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Fastlane

Preshow:

1- United States Championship; 2 out of 3 Falls: C) Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Show:

2-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

3-6 Man Tag Match: Ryback, Kane & Big Show vs. The Wyatt’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

4- Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs. Naomi & Tamina

Sarge’s Prediction: Namoi & Tamina

Diva’s Prediction: Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi & Tamina

5- AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

6- WWE Divas Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Brie Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

7- #1 Conters Triple Threat match for WWE Championship:

Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it until WretleMania, See you April 3rd for the Next edition of this little blog that could. Keep it real peeps and enjoy.

Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

December 13, 2015 Leave a comment

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

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Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

farewell steve

Yours Truly

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The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

Happy 9 Years to the F4W, and 25 Years of The Undertaker, Survivor Series Predictions & Threats against WWE

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In Memory of

Nick Bockwinkel

December 6, 1934 to November 14, 2015

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I’m not even sure where to begin. So much has happened in the past 24 hours. One of which is a very serious matter.

The terrorist group ISIS, has allegedly planned four attacks globally for November 22nd, and are siting Paris and Atlanta, Georgia in the United States as just two possible locations. The allegations site WWE’s event Survivor Series as a target. Triple H has released a lengthy statement regarding the threat.

“Federal, state and local law enforcement authorities have confirmed there is no specific or credible information involving a threat against tomorrow’s WWE Survivor Series at Philips Arena. However, WWE and Philips Arena have coordinated with the appropriate agencies and law enforcement, and significantly increased security measures to ensure the safety of all those in attendance, which is our highest priority.”

I’m in serious doubt that anything will happen, but a threat from these fuckers, is still a threat. One that shouldn’t be taken lightly. There are millions of WWE fans out there, and thousands will be in attendance tonight, so safety is extremely important. WWE has shown their long standing support of the Military. It’s not totally out of possibilities. Lets hope nothing happens, but always be safe out there, whether it be tonight at Survivor Series, or around the world. All this, is not necessary.

Also, the Fatal 4-Way is sad to announce the passing of legend, Nick Bockwinkel. Bockwinkel was a former World Heavyweight Champion in AWA, held multiple championships in NWA and many other territories. We send our condolences to Nick Bockwinkel’s family, friends and fans.

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Hey everyone, welcome to another edition of the The Fatal 4-Way. I can’t believe another month has gone by since the last WWE PPV! Time sure does goes fast! Pretty soon it will be Christmas and New Years Eve! I have been busy with training at my new job! I have been enjoying it a lot! There are so many great people who work there! Everyone works as a team and they are there to help you out if you need it! Which is really awesome if I say so myself! Our Christmas party is next Saturday and I can’t wait to eat some great food and have a lot of fun! 🙂 Speaking of fun, lets talk about some Professional Wrestling shall we?!

So the big news coming out of the last month is the fact that Seth Rollins got injured during a house show overseas. It is really bad that he can no longer be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Which really sucks! I was enjoying Seth as The Champ! But of now we have to find a new Champion. Of course logic(in WWE land) would be lets put the Championship on Cena. But there is a problem, Cena is gone for two months filming a Reality TV Series(more on that later). So what about Option 2? Randy Orton should be good for the Championship. Oh wait that’s not going to work. Orton is injured too. Well I guess we will have to have a tournament to determine the new WWE World Champion! That’s right folks at Survivor Series we have two semi final matches. The 1st match is Roman Reigns vs Alberto Del Rio(yes he came back at the last PPV and defeated John Cena for the US Championship) and the 2nd semi final match is Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Owens! Not too shabby eh?

I’m going to predict it is going to be Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose in the final. I have a feeling Ambrose will get the win and he will turn heel. Which I really hope he doesn’t turn heel because honestly I think he is better as a face! The fans would like that more. But the word backstage is Roman Reigns was scheduled to beat Seth Rollins at Survivor Series when that was the original plan. So probably we will get a Roman Reigns win. But I’m all right with that too. I believe he has proven himself to get the Championship. So I guess we will find out on Sunday!

The other main event at Survivor Series will be The Undertaker & Kane vs The Wyatt Family. It is going to be a 3 on 2 match. It is 25th anniversary of The Undertaker so I don’t see him and Kane losing to The Wyatt Family. I would be shocked if they did though! I don’t believe this will be The Undertaker’s last match either! He’s plan for WM next year against…well you will have to wait to find out!

This week on RAW there was a segment involving Charlotte and Paige. Paige brought up the fact that Charlotte’s brother Reid(who has passed away) couldn’t live up to be being a Flair and now he is dead. A lot of people are saying that went over the line. Which I agree. Something like that shouldn’t really be in wrestling. But if the family is okay with it, then it shouldn’t really be a problem. But I heard Reid’s Mom was not okay with it at all. Nobody told her that was going to be brought up and she got upset over it! I would be too! Sometimes I think WWE doesn’t really think about how these things will affect other people who are involved with the situation. Anyway they will be having a match at Survivor Series and you can check out my prediction along with my co-bloggers predictions at the end of this blog!

So we found out why John Cena booked two months off. He is filming a TV Series. It is a Military Type Reality Show. 16 men and women trying to win a 1 million dollars I believe. They will be in groups of four to start and do these programs and they get eliminated one by one? I don’t know the full details but if you go on pwinsider.com they have an article about it. I guess it is something I could see John Cena do. I’m sure he is having a blast doing it! To be honest I’m not sure why they haven’t done this type of show yet up until now.

TNA are longer on Destination America. They will be moving to a new Network called Pop TV. It used to be the TV Guide channel in the States. So if you have that channel you will get to see it! They will have a live show starting in January. They are currently in talks with some big names to load up their show. One name who was mentioned is Goldberg. We shall see.

SmackDown will be changing networks in the new year. They will move to USA network. That will probably be better for WWE. That will start in January too.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone has a great month and I will see next month with our annual Fatal 4-Way Year End Blog! Have a nice day!

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The Game

My Kevin Owens signed 2k16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk9vb74cKGE

The Skirt Sheet

I have so many things rolling around my head about wrestling right now, but I think I’ll only briefly touch on certain things but I would like to focus on the 25 year of the phenomn, The Undertaker. So I better shut it and get to bidness…

First off, I love seeing Tyler Breeze on the main roster. I love his gimmick of basically making fun of models. It really shows how stupid girls and guys can look when they make that fucking duck face. Or as my iPhone would have auto corrected it to ducking fuck facade. Not even joking. He does it so well, I don’t really think he needs Summer Rae. Maybe it’s more like she needs him. Her career is floundering fast. She isn’t in-ring material, and she can’t cut a promo worth beans. Summer more or less needs Breeze. She’d be better off going back to Fandango. Wherever he is nowadays. Summer aside, Breeze is good at making his promos about himself, which works great with his character. A character who is so self-absorbed with themselves, doesn’t seem like the type who would want to share the spotlight with anyone else. My only complaint about the way the WWE is booking him is, he needs to be alone like he was on NXT. Also, don’t bury him like they’ve done to Neville. It’s such a waste. If they have nothing planned for these guys, don’t call them up yet. It’s that simple.

Secondly, Wade Barrett deserves better. He’s floundering so bad because the WWE doesn’t know what to do with him. The man has talent. He is a pure in-ring worker. His style is old school mixed with brawling. Give him the chance to show that he can put on good matches with the bigger boys. Stop putting over stupid guys like Ryback. Ryback has proven that he’s an idiot. Barrett is smart, he has good timing and is an amazing heel. Does it really hurt to put him back in a title race? One where he won’t lose to a newcomer. Maybe give him and Sheamus into the tag team title picture and actually give them the titles. Or put him back into the Intercontinental championship reign. Do something with him, other than job. I love Neville too, but he never should have gone over Barrett in this stupid title tournament.

Third, I feel so bad for Seth Rollins. While oversees in England, he suffered a severe knee injury, which will have him out for 6 to 9 months. Of course this put the kibosh on his feud with Roman Reigns going into Survivor Series, as he had to relinquish the title (yet again, it gets given up due to injury). I also feel sorry to whomever (coughReignscough) wins this tournament, as they’ll forever have that tag as “transitional champion”. It’s one thing to defeat the champion and win the title and be called that, but to win a vacant title because the previous champion gets injured, means you are just keeping the belt warm. No matter what, whomever wins this WWE World Heavyweight Championship, better tussle their ass to prove that they aren’t just keeping the title warm for when Rollins returns. They need to earn their right to keep it after he comes back.

To be honest, I’m just surprised John Cena didn’t come back from his “rest”, because the title was open and he was a shoe-in. If anyone gets title hungry, it’s him.

And lastly before I go into my Undertaker tribute, I do not miss Nikki Bella. I was getting tired of looking at her too short shorts. It was like I could smell the fish from my television. I’m so over that. With the way the NXT diva’s were performing in the past two years, should have forced the WWE Diva’s to work harder. I’m not saying that they didn’t, because they did, but not because the girls in Florida were out performing them on every single level, but because they were now television stars from Total Diva’s. They needed to make themselves look a little better. As soon as Paige came up from NXT, those girls currently in WWE, should have started training harder and working to have the best matches. They didn’t. The moment Natalya and Charlotte had that epic match for the NXT Women’s Championship, they should have started working harder. They didn’t. When Sasha Banks and Charlotte started to have title matches in NXT, they should have worked harder. They didn’t. It’s a bit too late for girls like Nikki, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Lana, Summer, etc.. Natalya has proven that she can run with the NXT girls, because she did it. But because Nikki, Brie, and Alicia, etc. Can’t seem to run with the NXT girls, the new girls have had to slow it down, and pretty much baby the seniors. Yeah, I said it, the seniors. WWE is starting to show more of the diva’s, and give them more in-ring time. NXT this past week had not one match on the 1 hour show, but three divas matches. So yeah, that’s my issues. With Nikki Bella out of the way, and Brie Bella sucking worse than Summer Rae, I want to see this so-called Revolution actually make serious changes.

Twenty-five years ago, this giant man debuted at Survivor Series. A character that has never been seen before. If I was as smart as I am now back then when I was only 10-years old, I would probably predict, that he wouldn’t last very long. I would have been wrong. Even at 10 years of age, I felt chills, as this tall man, dressed all in black who spoke about death, walked to the ring. In the past 25-years, it has not changed. I get chills. I’ve been lucky to have seen the man, known as The Undertaker, perform a few times. To feel the goose bumps on my arms and the chill and also excitement, run up & down my spine, is one of the greatest feelings for a wrestling fan. A feeling that is hard for one man to keep up doing for almost three decades. Mark Calaway, has taken a character that many felt was doomed from the beginning, and with help from Paul Bearer, made The Undertaker into a man who is well respected, loved, and revered. He is the man that all up and coming wrestlers aspire to stand across the ring against. They know, that if they can get ‘Taker’s approval, then they have a shot. He is the judge, jury and executioner.

In 1990, he surfaced as The Undertaker, under “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase’s regime. He then had Brother Love as his manager for a brief time before hitting the jackpot with William Moody, aka Paul Bearer. He’s faced men like “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, The Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, King Kong Bundy, Diesel/Kevin Nash, to name a few. He’s had epic battles with Mick Foley and Kane. He’s been involved in many storylines that pushed the envelope. He’s the Phenomn!

I’ve been a fan since day 1, and I’ll never stop being a fan of his. There is no other wrestler who I respect like I do The Undertaker. I admire his loyalty to a company that has had many up and downs. The way he stays in character, which shows respect to the business which was built on making everything look real. My dream is to one day get to meet The Undertaker, and tell him Thank-You. I want him to know that because of him, I’ve continued being a fan of something that I loved as a child. Something that I still enjoy as an adult. I want him to know how much I respect him and everything he has done.

25 yrs Undertaker

I know I’m writing this like he is retiring soon, and in my gut says that he will be. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this Sunday, at Survivor Series, exactly 25 years from the day he debuted, could be his last match. If for some reason, it isn’t, then WrestleMania 32 in Dallas will likely be his last match. With all the stuff coming out about him, from books to DVD’s, to all the specials on the WWE Network, it just makes sense. It will be so hard to get used to him not being in the WWE, even though in the last few years, he’s rarely been there. There is always that chance you will be sitting there one Monday night or even at a random pay-per-view, and hear that gong. When he finally says his final good-bye, I doubt he will be completely gone from the business, but I will tell you, I will never forget him.

Before I say good-bye for this month, I need to tell my fellow bloggers, HAPPY 9th ANNIVERSARY!!! You guys have made this blog so much fun over the years. Our lives have changed so much over the past 9-years but we are still here. So thank-you so much Bill, Steve, and Greg. As well as other contributers, Darren, Marrek, Mike, Leila, Peter, Brandon, Kaitlyn, and anyone else I may have forgotten. Cheers fellas! Can’t wait for next months blog. Our End of The Year Best and Worsts! Always fun! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, warriors? Welcome to the 9 Year Anniversary of the Fatal 4-Way….and Sarge’s Boot Camp!! Here’s to many, many more!!

Hope everything is going well for you this Survivor Series weekend. Life is about as good as it can get on my end. The job at Walmart is still going strong. It’s getting even more hectic as the Christmas season gets closer. I guess that’s the downside of working retail, but what am I going to do? It’s a job, and it exactly what we all need right now. The extra money does help out a lot around here, if only to help pad what I already bring in with retirement and disability. Wife is happy. Kids are happy. I have no choice but to be happy myself!

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Alright, people. I am having a hard time wrapping my head around what is going through the heads of people who work for WWE Creative lately….and the people who sign off on the things that actually make it onto TV. Case in point: the Divas Championship contract signing segment at the end of RAW this past Monday night.

Maybe I was simply caught up in it all, or not quite able to see it from another point of view at that time, but apparently a lot of people are upset over the fact that they brought Charlotte’s deceased brother into the conversation to add some “cheap heat” (as it was called) to the segment. Sure, I knew it was bad juju to talk about dead family members during a wrestling promo, but I just went with it. Overall, the contract signing had a tangible sense of emotion and tension that could be literally cut with a knife. It made a strong impact to say the least. Paige has gotten under Charlotte’s skin and into her head more effectively than any one the other Divas ever have before! Like I said earlier, it was indeed bad form to talk about Charlotte’s brother, but it did bring the whole dialog to a fever pitch. I am not defending what was done. I am simply saying that even though it was somewhat indecent, it still worked. Charlotte brought up her family as a source of her intense pride in being a champion, and Paige took the dirty route and turned all mention of Charlotte’s family into a negative to serve her own vile purpose. It all worked so well because it was inappropriate, and it helped to cement both Divas in their roles heading into this Sunday’s big title match.

However, I know there has been an outcry on social media since RAW ended. Some people in the industry have praised that segment and the people involved, but many others have made their distaste known for the direction the WWE writers took in bringing up dead relatives as a way to generate heat. I am sort of on the fence about it. I know it was done in bad taste, and WWE may face some backlash for it, but at the end of the day….what’s done is done, and I am one of the people who feel dirty for knowing what was said and actually thinking it was done to great effect. I don’t agree with WWE taking risks like this where families are involved, but it’s absolutely not the worst thing WWE has ever given the green light to.

I say we all can acknowledge the words and events of last Monday’s “go home” segment of RAW, take it at face value for what it was……a promo designed to build up the Divas Championship match at Survivor Series. The main problem with all of this is that our society as a whole (and the WWE Universe) has gone from being largely desensitized to things that may be considered slightly “taboo” back in the Attitude Era to being a bunch of easily offended pussies who pitch a fit on the Internet if the wind changes direction without their permission. Bottom line….it’s a TV show. ISIS attacked and people died in Paris last week. Let’s focus on what’s really wrong in the world today. Huh? Did it offend you that I brought that up? Good! There may be hope for us all yet.

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I am guessing that, because of all the flap from the Paige/Charlotte promo at the end of RAW, that they are going to have Charlotte go over and successfully defend the Divas title just to keep the whole thing politically correct and smooth it over with the Butt-hurt Brigade who will most likely try to break the Internet if Paige dares to make good on her title shot and steal the championship like the evil, heartless piece of garbage that she is. In this world, we can’t let the people who offend us get away with shit. Paige has to lose because everyone is looking for Charlotte to be vindicated this Sunday! It’s the only way to keep from losing consumers of their product in this society of instant gratification and happy endings for all!

Personally, I hope Paige does win just to piss a lot of people off. The next day on Facebook and Twitter will be more epic than the PPV itself….and it won’t cost me $9.99 to watch it all go down.

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Okay, switching gears. On a lighter note, I know this year’s Survivor Series marks the 25th anniversary of the Undertaker in WWE. I can still remember the night when he made his debut. He was impressive back then, and he has never disappointed me since. Now, he and Kane are set for a match against the Wyatt Family. I would say this is the match I am looking forward to the most. The Brothers of Destruction always put up a stellar fight, and the Wyatt’s could very well be their biggest challenge to date. Naturally, since this is Undertaker’s celebration year and all, there is pretty much no secret as to which team is going to come out victorious. To have Taker and Kane lose on this momentous anniversary event would be a very bad choice. However…..Creative has been making some real stinkers as of late. Let’s all just watch and see what happens!

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Okay, I am pretty sure I pissed a few people off this time. It’s all part of my promise to deliver brutal honesty with a side of honest brutality. I say it like I see it, and if you don’t like it….that’s your problem. I never come out here to intentionally upset people. That’s why I put up that disclaimer at the heading of all my articles that this BOOT CAMP is “for entertainment purposes only”. There need to be more things in life that come with disclaimers. Maybe it would keep the social media shit storms to a minimum. Or, maybe it won’t. Some people just can’t handle the truth!

And with that, I’m out of here until next time. Take it easy, and do your best to make it back here for the next edition. I’ll be taking attendance after all!

Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For instance, if she is holding a gun, she is probably angry!

 

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WWE

Survivor Series

-5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Match: TBD

Dolph Ziggler vs. Tyler Breeze

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Semi-Final: Roman Reigns vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Semi-Final: Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Final: TBD

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Undertaker & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction:The Undertaker & Kane
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker & Kane

That’s it for this month’s Fatal 4-Way. See you in a month for our Best and Worst of 2015. I love that list. Cheers!

WWE Payback 2015 and so much more


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It seems just like yesterday that we were here, giving you the low-down. I feel there has been a shift in the force of the Fatal 4-Way blog. I wonder what it might be?

The Skirt Sheet

Welcome back. I can’t believe Payback is so close to Extreme Rules. I actually almost missed this months pay-per-view all together. My near-tardiness aside, it’s time I shut it and get to bidness.

So I want to thrust out there my theory on the main event of Payback. The fatal 4-Way containing all former members of The Shield vs. Randy Orton. Of course The Shield memebers are not fighting together, but seperately. Or are they?

Hear me out. Ever since the surprise break-up of The Shield and how it went down, I’ve always had this feeling that one of the most historic and legendary stables in wrestling isn’t over. If I was booking it, I would do exactly what they’ve done so far. Make Seth Rollins join The Authority, and then use that power to get him the WWE Championship, while making it look like he hates Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns (and vice-versa). For nearly a year this goes on, and people no longer hope that The Shield will get back together. Then at Payback, all that changes. They attack Randy Orton, and then the go after J&J Security, and Kane. Then hunt Triple H and Stephanie. It would be the ultimate way to take over the WWE. Something WWE failed to allow the original NEXUS to do. Anyways, my theory is that they are all still secretly working together, to slowly take down The Authority. All that sounded better in my head the few days they actually broke up, lol.

Recently I’ve engaged in a debate about the use of Sami Zayn on RAW two weeks ago. They did with him, what I thought they should have done with Neville originally. However, I would have had him beat John Cena, or have Rusev cause a disqualification. Having Zayn go over would have been a swerve that could have really thrown people through a loop and it wouldn’t have been as predictable. Something fresher. Oh well. The WWE is notrious for not doing anything out of the norm.

I find it funny that WWE did what I originally thought they should have done with Neville by having him come out and challenge Cena. He even went over via disqualification. Which is decent booking. However should have been done on the first night of his debut.

I’ve been so busy that I’m actually going to keep this super short. Between looking and buying a house, dealing with my super wiggly 3-month old, and the opening day protest/demo at Marineland, I’ve been super busy. My friend who is a trained animal investigator, and who is leading the charge on helping Kiska. What she found was this;

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This is Zeus. He’s a full-grown male walrus at Marineland in Ontario Canada. Last year we were concerned about his weight as he was thinner than Apolo, the other male walrus. This is worse. He’s sickly small. You are not suppose to see the bones of a walrus, and here you can see Zeus’ shoulders. He’s too small for a male walrus, and even too small to be a female. This here is the height of animal cruelty. I know it’s not wrestling related but I found that I just had to say something. These pictures are disturbing, and this needs to be stopped. The OSPCA and the Canadian government has ignored us before, but they can’t possibly ignore this.

So I’m out to fight the good fight. Now we have three animals to focus on. Kiska, Smooshi and now Zeus. We are still making sure that the best will happen for all the animals imprisoned at Marineland, but these are the onese that need us now! Until Next month, Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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The Game

Extreme Rules Highlights,Jon Jones’ status for UFC 187: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvg5GEVSlgI

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, look what the cat dragged in. Good to see another packed house here in the old Boot Camp, and I am sure you are all just chomping at the bit to get things rolling. That’s what I like about my troops. It’s always hard to tell whether you are simply loyal and on the same page with me, or if you are all huge gluttons for punishment.

Let me set it straight from the beginning. I have a feeling this WWE Payback edition of the Boot Camp is going to be fairly short. I don’t have a lot on my mind, and too many topics have been done to death. I am not one to continue to beat the proverbial dead horse, and no, I am not making a masturbation joke here. I wish I was. Actually, that is kind of funny. I’ll take credit for that.

What do ya say we just hit the ground and run with this bitch? You ready? Better be, cupcake.

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Let me go on record right now and say that I am deathly sick and tired of The Authority. I am sick and tired of Seth Rollins and his panty waist chicken shit tactics. We just see the same things every week, and it causes the outcomes of PPV matches to be predictable, if not disappointing. Whoever is writing the scripts for these people every show must either have tunnel vision, a one track mind, no imagination, or be a huge fan of the movie ‘Groundhog Day’. I find a little too much satisfaction every time I see Seth Rollins eat an RKO or a spear these days. It’s not because the writers are being good at their jobs and making me hate Seth Rollins. They are making me hate the product in general by feeding us something that is sub-par, repetitious and an insulting waste of our time.

This whole Authority storyline has been going for over a year now, and has resulted in Seth Rollins breaking up The Shield to go on his own and becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion (with tons of outside help, of course). It needs to stop, or at least take a new direction. I say the main event at Payback is the best place to set things in motion. All three former members of The Shield are in the Fatal 4-Way match together. We all know how Seth Rollins has become unhappy with how The Authority is always making life difficult by trying to make him a better champion. He has to get fed up of all of this eventually. Maybe it could even drive him to…..once more be the “architect” and reform The Shield with Ambrose and Reigns in what would be the biggest swerve of the year, no doubt. It doesn’t have to happen at Payback, but seeds can be planted in the minds of those involved to bring about that change in the coming months….perhaps to come to a head at SummerSlam. Big things happen on the bigger PPVs, so why not SummerSlam? I guarantee the first time the fans here that familiar Shield entrance theme once again, and all three of them come down together, there won’t be a dry seat in the house!

But…..with WWE’s notoriously bad logic, all this will only happen in our minds, and instead, they will make AxelMania and Macho Mandow win the tag team titles.

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It’s nice and nostalgic for Damien Sandow to go around imitating Randy Savage, but I honestly think Jay Lethal did it better as “Black Machismo”. However, calling Sandow’s take on Savage “White Machismo” sounds a little too racist for some reason.

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As I was taking a leisurely drive down the information super-highway (or just looking through my Facebook news feed), I came across an article announcing that McDonald’s has introduced a newly reimagined version of The Hamburglar. Yet another part of my childhood has been ruthlessly murdered right in front of my eyes. This guy looks like a hipster in a bad raccoon outfit. Maybe this Hamburglar is going to steal everyone’s burgers in an effort to force us all to go vegan, or maybe he will only enjoy hamburgers ironically.

Whatever the case, as I was reading through the comments in the article where this was posted, I found two rather hilarious comparison pics that, I promise you, I did NOT make up. I can’t take credit for these, even though it does totally look like something I would have done.

One of the pics said the Hamburglar looked like Repo Man

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And if that wasn’t bad enough, there was also someone who said the Hamburglar looked like Cesaro.

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If you ask me, I think all the new Hamburglar has going for him is that he has a good chance of giving Grimace, Mayor McCheese, the Fry Guys, the Burger King, and even Ronald McDonald himself a run for their money as the creepiest, most likely to be a pedophile fast food icon of the new millennium.

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Hey, remember when I told you this was going to be short? Well, here we are. Already at the end! Would I lie to you? Of course not. The Sarge is a man of his word. Some of those words may be a bit more “colorful” than others at times, but if you want to hear any more of those, you’ll just have to wait until next time. We are not doing a blog in two weeks for the Elimination Chamber PPV, so you’re off the hook until sometime next month. Have fun, be safe and try to keep your noses clean. I know….where’s the fun in that? Hey, just make sure your ass is firmly planted right here next time the Boot Camp is open for business!

Until then, YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: I’m not short. I am just more down to Earth than other people.

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Hello there my royal readers(I mean subjects) and welcome to the 1st Edition of The Royal Thoughts by yours truly The real King of blogging about professional wrestling King Greg! That’s right, you heard right you will bloody well call me the King! Don’t be a wanker about it! Let’s get this blog going shall we!

A fortnight ago WWE RAW was held in Montreal Canada. Usually strange things happen in Montreal. Once again something did happen. It was the debut of Sami Zahn on RAW. If you haven’t heard of him he is one of the most bee knees wrestlers from NXT! He accepted that wanker John Cena’s challenge for the US Championship match. Of course before all of that happened Bret Hart made an appearance and some people thought he was going to accept Cena’s open challenge. But he was only there to introduce Sami. Of course that other wanker Health Slater had to interrupt things but Bret Hart didn’t have any of that shambles and he kicked arse against Slater and it was bye bye Slater! Sami and Cena had a great match but that damn Cena(or wanker) ended up winning his match! Bloody hell! Here’s hoping Sami will get another match up against Cena at some point in time! 🙂

So we have a Dog’s Bollocks PPV this weekend. It is call Payback! In the main event we have a Fatal 4-Way match(no you wankers it isn’t Diva vs King Greg vs Sarge Vs Steve) it is the bee knees Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. My pick for this match is Seth Rollins. So far he has been pretty good as champion! I hope he gets to be champ for a while! He deserves it! I’m kinda happy they added Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into this match. It makes it even more exciting! Isn’t it bee knees to have all three former Shield members in the main event?! I always knew those guys would be headlining a PPV together at some point! King Greg is very proud to see that happen!

Moving along I’m pretty bloody upset that Daniel Bryan has to give up his IC Championship! What a piss off! Bryan is once again injured and we don’t really know how long he is going to be out of action. I feel bad for the guy because he is such dog’s bollocks performer! I really want to see him wrestling in the ring! Plus his promos are bloody well fantastic! Let’s just hope he will back sooner rather than later!

I want to congratulate my fellow King Barrette on winning this years King of the Ring. I know he will make a great King and I’m sure he won’t disappoint the masses! Perhaps one day we will meet and we can discuss about of Kingdoms and how we have some so many servants who serve us. LOL

I have some bloody good news about TNA! Impact will be moving from Friday nights to Wednesday nights now. That’s great news for those of you who still watch the show! Is that five of you? LOL Anyway good for TNA!

But I also have some bad news from TNA it seems that wanker Jeff Hardy broke his leg while riding his bike. I actually saw the footage of it and it looks bloody well horrible! I hope he recovers and gets back in the ring when he can! He is a talented wrestler indeed!

All right my loyal readers I must end this blog for now. The King has some other things he must do! I hope you enjoy the blog and I hope you have a great long weekend! Until next time, this has been your bloody wicked King! Cheers!

PS I hope you guys enjoyed this new blog. I wanted to change things up and try something new. Let me know how you feel about it @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I love to hear from you!

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Payback

Kick-Off: Axel & Mandow vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

Diva’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

The Game’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

King Greg’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

PPV:

Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback (by DQ after reunited Wyatt family attacks)

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Neville vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville

-WWE Tag Team Championship;Best 2 out of 3 Falls: C)New Day vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: New Day

The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this month. I know we haven’t had a Quote of the Month lately, but it’s because nobody is saying anything remotely quote worthy. When they do, I’ll be on it. Cheers!

 

 

WrestleMania 31 edition complete with Predictions and introducing Diva’s mini-Diva


In Memory Of

Pedro Aguayo Ramirez

(Perro Aguaya Jr.)

July 23, 1979-March 21, 2015

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Time has flown in the past month. Yes I am aware we didn’t have a blog in February, so technically it’s been two months. We wouldn’t miss the biggest show of the year for anything. So lets get this baby out there.

First off, we would like to send our sincerest condolences to the Ramirez family on the tragic and sudden loss of Pedro Aguayo Ramirez after suffering an in-ring accident that would later have him pass away in the hospital. Accidents happen folks, but it doesn’t make his death any less sad or tragic.

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The Skirt Sheet

So this doesn’t get too confusing, this is both my February and March blog, but I’ve missed writing for you. Well, things have already changed. I’m a mom to a beautiful little girl. Yes that’s right. On February 11, 2015, at 9:15pm, I gave birth to a 9-pound baby girl via c-section. Yes, my daughter did not want to come out. Lol!! She was comfy, and why wouldn’t she be, it was -20 celcius outside. Why would you leave a hot tub for a snow bank? Her name is River Joyce, and she’s all mine.

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River has been an amazing baby and I’m so lucky to have her. She is my miracle baby and nothing will ever change that. She’s beyond perfect, and funny. She has some serious attitude that you can see in her facial expressions. She eye rolled a loud baby in the room we were sharing with this other woman. Her baby had this awful high-pitched scream and my daughter opened her eyes gave this annoyed look, rolled her eyes and went back to sleep. It was hard not to laugh.

Needless to say, I have some serious catching up to do in the world of wrestling. I still have to watch NXT from the past two weeks. I’m caught up on RAW and SmackDown. I’m not overly impressed, although they have made Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan a bit more interesting.

BOO to the stupid name change of February’s pay-per-view from the Elimination Chamber to Fast Lane. What the hell does a Fast Lane have to do with wrestling? I don’t care if it’s because we are on the fast track/lane to WrestleMania 31. It’s still dumb to me.

I’m conflicted between Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose. I don’t want either of them to lose. However, I did laugh when Ambrose 50-Shades of Dean-ed Barrett to the ring post and forced him to sign the contract. (For the record, I hated the 50 Shades of Grey book, and have no desire to see the dumbass movie).

Speaking of sex…. Hellllloooooooooooo Seth Rollins! Got caught naughty photo sharing with another chick by his girlfriend. The girlfriend retaliated, and for all us female or gay Rollins fan base, we say thank-you. Lol!! Yes, Rollins pecker made it’s internet debute, the night before I went into the hospital for labour. No, it did not induce my labour, but it sure made my morning before 2 days of hell began. Lol!!

Now that my February portion of my blog has finished, time to talk Mania…

River is now a month old, and super adorable…

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I’m a little stressed about the Diva’s match at Mania. I find it strange that with all the hype of #GiveDivasAChance, and the success of Total Diva’s, that there isn’t going to be a WWE Diva’s Championship match at WrestleMania. Instead they have champion, Nikki Bella teaming with twin sister, Brie, against Paige and AJ. I actually get the background of this match, but why not have Nattie beat Nikki last month for the title, so she could defend it, and then continue on with this one?

Where is Tamina? I’ve been wondering this for sometime.

Round 2 for the WWE United States Championship, Rusev vs. John Cena. This is when John Cena will defeat Rusev for the title and be the first one to defeat the Bulgarian Brute. I’ve been saying it all along that it will be Cena who will be the first to beat Rusev, despite guys like Jack Swagger who actually needs that win. It’s super predictable.

I’m finding the build-up for Sting vs. Triple H to be a bit lackluster. The build-up for for Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins has more emotion behind it, which is strange when you have Orton and emotion in the same sentence. As long as this doesn’t turn out to be the let down that Orton vs. Roman Reigns turned out to be, then Rollins vs. Orton will be a definite match to see. Wish I could say the same for Sting vs. Triple H, and that opinion has nothing to do with my dislike of Sting.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman have been doing some very interesting promo work as of late. Lesnar setting the ground work to his WrestleMania match, but not so much focusing on his opponent, Roman Reigns, as much as he is focussing on himself and the rumours surrounding his future in the WWE and possibly back to UFC. Reigns is more or less getting lost in the shuffle. I almost forgot he was even in it. The way it sounds, Lesnar is wrestling himself. I’m sure he would if he could. He’s that stupid. I’m not a fan of Lesnar and I personally don’t see Reigns being ready to carry such a responisbility.

Bray Wyatt has done a great job carrying the build-up to his match against the absent Undertaker. Frankly it wouldn’t be WrestleMania without The Deadman, but there’s little drama now since his streak was uncermonisoiusly broken last year (that still fucking stings). I know this isn’t the match that most fans want now that Sting is in the WWE, but it’s the one people are getting. Don’t count this match out yet, Bray Wyatt has proven worthy of such a match, it’s just too bad no face to face accounters have transpired yet (for just a quick note, the final RAW and SmackDown have not aired as of this writing yet). Bray has a bright future ahead of him with this character, and The Undertaker wouldn’t have agreed to or even possibly requested this match, if he didn’t believe the same. Now it’s officially tricky to figure out who will win, but I believe both men need this win, but since the debacle last year with Lesnar going over, I’m sticking to The Undertaker taking this one.

The second annual Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal will take place with a multitude of mid-card workers. Who needs this win the most; The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, or Mark Henry? Seriously can’t call this one. Battle Royals are not as easy to call as pretty much anyone of these mid-card stars can win it. What I would do is toss in an up and coming WWE Superstar from NXT come up and win it all, like Sami Zayne and dare I say, Adrian Neville. I still have a fear that anyone coming from NXT is doomed. Doesn’t matter how I feel, they will fuck up the careers of Zayne, Neville and anyone else who can out wrestler the current top stars on the WWE roster. But I would still maybe bring in a few NXT guys for the Battle Royal and have one of them take it and head back to NXT and help that brand gain more notoriaty.

I’m saving what I thin will steal the show, the reason why it’s been a while since we’ve seen a ladder match at WrestleMania, is because they always manage to steal the show. I’m not just saying this because I’m a Wade Barrett fan, but I truly believe this match has the potential to be the match of the night, if not at least make the other guys work harder. Wade “Bad News” Barrett defends his Intercontinental Championship against Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, Stardust, Luke Harper, and Dolph Ziggler. R-Truth is just there for comedy relief. Top guesses are that Bryan or Ambrose will take the title away from Barrett. Sucks for Barrett but gives these two a push. Neither need it as bad as Barrett does. Other possibilities are Ziggler and Stardust. I don’t see Harper getting it, and like I said, Truth is there for comic relief and most likely the high-flying stuff. Otherwise, useless.

Moving away from WWE and WrestleMania stuff… As mentioned at the start of the Fatal 4-Way, mexican wrestler, Perro Aguayo Jr. aka Pedro Aguayo Ramírez, tragically died at a hospital from results of injuries sustained during a tag team match in Tijuana, Mexico. Aguayo and partner Manik were facing former WWE superstar, Rey Mysterio and Xtreme Tiger. Mysterio used a headscissors take-down on Aguayo sending him out of the ring. Aguayo got back inside the ring, and Mysterio dropkicked him. Aguayo landed on the middle rope, setting up the planned 619 by Mysterio, then his partner Manik landed jolting the rope, but Aguayo appeared limp. Mysterio performed the 619, without incident and without hitting anyone when it appeared that something was wrong. Mysterio quickly covered Manik for the win. Former WCW superstar, Konnan, tried to revive Aguayo to no avail, but the Luchador died in hospital later that night. Sadly, no one is focusing on the life and legacy that Aguayo leaves behind, but instead the controversy of professional wrestling, blaming Rey Mysterio, and everything in between. Thing is, as much as lot the moves are choreograph, things can and will go wrong. One mis-step, one mis-cue, things can change. As much as prowrestling isn’t like ballet, it can be. Even in ballet, can one mis-step or mis-cue cause an injury; whether it be a sprained ankle, or even being dropped on their heads, mistakes can happen. In any job, mistakes can happen. I’m in no way downplaying this tragedy, as that would make me hypocritical considering how much I was devastated by Owen Hart’s death, I’m just pointing out to some naysayers that accidents happen in any job, and doesn’t make prowrestling any thing more then a job for these men and women. It sucks. It’s sad, but it happens, but it happens a lot less in the ring then it does at a steel plant or other plant work, high seas fishermen, or even in the military, because believe it or not serving your country (no matter what country) is a job, and one of the higher risk jobs.

I’d love to comment further but I have a fussy baby who is not allowing me to continue. So, I better get to going as I’m a mother now and baby Diva comes first. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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The Game

Royal Rumble Highlights and MMA News w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOqc361kcHA

BREAKING NEWS: Both Diaz and Silva FAIL drug tests: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2c1Jsvs650

MMA Talk w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSJ2ezWCF10

NXT TakeOver: Rival Highlights + Channel News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-8HqmPsVI

BREAKING NEWS: TJ Dillashaw Pulls Out of 186: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYfx6PZWTE

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Hey, guys! Guess what time it is! Guess…what…time…it…is!

Okay, let’s back up a minute. Before I go on sounding like a half-stupid GEICO camel again, let me just say “It’s that time again!”. It’s not dinner time, or summer time. It’s not halftime. It’s not “half past the monkey’s ass” or “a quarter to his balls!”. Hell, it’s not even Vader Time! No, it’s time once again for The Fatal 4-Way, and that means Sarge’s Boot Camp is back in session. Oh, and it’s also WrestleMania time. Don’t want to forget that! I mean, it is why we are all here to begin with. Right?

As you may remember, there is a little something special I like to do for our WrestleMania edition. This is the biggest night of the year in WWE, if not wrestling in general, and there is usually so much going on that it’s nearly impossible to touch on everything all at once in these articles. I like to take a more fun and fast-paced approach to this wrestling discussion, and it has become a great little feature I like to call………

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Yep, you can take that #AxelMania garbage and shove it straight up your ass, brother. The Sarge is livin’ large, back in charge….and RandomMania is runnin’ wild now!

First up on the list: Seth Rollins. I just can’t find anything about this guy that makes me think he’s worth the paper he wipes his ass with. Seriously. It’s been so long since I saw him win a match without outside interference; I doubt he is even capable of it at all. He’s the future of the WWE, and by “future”, I guess that means “the biggest pussy to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots”. He had help when he got the Money In The Bank briefcase. Even when he put Randy Orton on the shelf a while back, he had the help of like 4 other people. When Orton came back and finally beat the holy shit out of Seth a couple weeks ago on RAW, I have to say it was the most satisfying end to an episode of RAW in years! See, Rollins? Orton can kick your ass without any help. If you’re so much better, then why can’t you fight your own battles. Eh, dickweed??

I hope Randy Orton puts Seth Rollins on the injured list at WrestleMania. I am digging Orton in the way his character is being portrayed now. It’s nice to see someone else going against The Authority besides Sting.

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Speaking of Sting, I know it’s exciting to finally see him in WWE, but I have a problem. I don’t have a problem with him. I have a problem with the sporadic nature of his appearances. When I do see Sting on TV, he still looks out of place to me. I can’t get used to him being in WWE yet, but that might change if I had more exposure to him in the ring. I like Sting, and I wish he was on TV as often as he used be when he was in TNA or WCW. The way WWE is running his character, he gets less TV time than Brock Lesnar in months 1-3 after his last match.

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Which brings me to another huge peeve of mine. It’s huge! It’s not even a “pet peeve” because if it was, I’d put it in a burlap sack and toss it in the damn river! In whose head was it a good idea to hand the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to Brock Lesnar, and then allow him to hold onto the belt for months at a time without a title defense? This goes against everything I was ever told about how wrestling works. I have seen many titles vacated because the reigning holder was not able to defend the belt at least once in a 30-day period. This new rule they placed on the WWE WHC because of Lesnar’s schedule spreads its ass cheeks and shits all over every title holder in the past who has had their hard won championships stripped from their waists because of the 30-day rule.

If Roman Reigns wins the title at WrestleMania (and I hope he does), I am praying the title goes back to being defended on a normal basis. No sitting on the title until Lesnar comes back in four months for his rematch. That’s bullshit to the Nth degree, my friends! If the title goes back to being defended every month again, Reigns winning the belt at Mania will return the credibility that it lost with Lesnar.

The only thing that would make this scenario worse is if Lesnar retains, and is then challenged and beaten by The Undertaker, and we have to wait each year until WrestleMania for the next WWE WHC title defense!

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Sadly, another title that needs its image restored this Sunday is the poor Intercontinental Championship. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, boys and girls. A championship with such a rich and prestigious history….held by some of the most outstanding names in the business….now the item in question in a long chain of thefts and robberies, being passed around for the past month like a drunk cheerleader on Homecoming night.

The ladder match sounds like a possible Match of the Night contender, if not Match of the Year. It might suck a huge bucket of goat balls. Who can really tell until it all goes down? Thing is, whatever happens, I hope the endgame of this silly storyline will finally #StopTheNonsense.

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There it is. The second hashtag I have put in this article so far. Not my normal way of doing things, is it? I don’t even know if hashtags work inside of blogs. I’m basically just using them for the Hell of it.

I know one hashtag that seems to be backfiring something fierce lately, and that’s #GiveDivasAChance. Give them a chance? A chance at what? A chance to have their division’s title go undefended yet again on a pay per view, let alone the biggest one of the year? Give the Divas less time in the ring so they can spend more time backstage doing their hair and makeup? What the actual fuck do they mean by this? Whatever it is, the WWE Universe (or at least the small group that I know and talk to in that Universe) begs to differ! Give the Divas a chance? How about us? What about the fans? Give us something for once. Something we all want. Something we have all earned. Something we all damn well deserve! GIVE US A BREAK!

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And, I guess with those final words, I should follow suit and take a break. I think enough damage has been done for one month. So, troopers, enjoy WrestleMania if you are able. I will not be watching it, sadly enough. However, I have much better reasons for opting out rather than the fact that I simply can never watch any of the content on the WWE Network, and that DirectTV no longer carries WWE PPVs. I am screwed either way, but this time there is more. While the rest of you will be on the road to WrestleMania this weekend, I will be on the road DURING WrestleMania. My wife and I are gathering up the kids and taking a week long road trip, to include a short stay in Canada where we will stop in and visit with The Fatal 4-Way’s resident Diva, her boyfriend and a certain new addition you may or may not already know about. It has the potential to be a lot of fun, and I hope it deliver in spades! We could all use some good times and memories with close friends and family. If only it could somehow be coordinated to have the other members of the team stop by at some point during our visit, it would be an epic meeting indeed! A group photo would be practically mandatory, to say the least.

Good times. But, like all good times, this one must also come to an end. That’s all for this time, people. It’s been a blast, but it’s time to hit the bricks. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here!

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are we doing this month? I hope everything is going well with you! I’m doing okay. Right now I’m a little sick so I’m trying to get over that. It is my birthday on Sunday and also it is WM 31! And if you watch The Walking Dead it is the season finale for that show too! So lots of things happening on Sunday! So I guess I shall get started with this wrestling blog!

Let’s start off by saying Brock Lesnar has signed a new multi-year contract with WWE. That is great news! I’m glad he is staying with WWE. He just signed it this past Monday Night on RAW. He said it was best offer and he couldn’t refuse it. He also said his days with MMA are over. He was considering about going back but he is staying with WWE. He enjoys entertaining the fans and he wants what is right for his family. Good for him! I hope it works out for him. He is a great asset for WWE.

Moving along let’s talk about the main event at WM 31. It is going to be Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. I’m picking Roman Reigns to win this match. Even though Brock signed a new deal, I’m still going with Reigns. I don’t think Seth Rollins will cash in his briefcase after the match. I’m thinking it might happen the next night on RAW. We shall see. Overall I think this match will be a great physical match. Both guys are ready and are going to put on a show!

Sting vs Triple H should be interesting! They have done a lot of promotion for Sting since he joined WWE. They actually made Sting better than what TNA could do for him! I’m going with Sting on this match. I just can’t see Triple H winning the match. It should be good and I know Triple H will probably take some good bumps to make the match even better.

The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt. You know what to be honest I’m not really excited for this match. After The Undertaker lost for the first time last year at WM 30 it pretty much made me feel like there is real no point on having a match with The Undertaker at Mania now. It just won’t be the same. The other thing also The Undertaker hasn’t been on WWE TV in over a year. So it was kinda hard to get motivated for this match. But I’m still going with The Undertaker for this match.

Rusvec vs John Cena for the United States Championship. This is the first time where John Cena isn’t in one of the top matches at WM 31. But I have to admit this feud has been all right. I’m guessing Cena will end up winning the US Championship which makes sense because of the beat down he got this past Monday Night RAW. So I’m going with Cena to win!

The IC Championship Ladder match should be lots of fun! Bad News Barrett vs Daniel Bryan vs R Truth vs Stardust vs Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Gallows vs Dean Ambrose! Lots of great wrestlers in this match! It should probably steal the show from everything else that will happened that night. I could see Daniel Bryan walking out of the match with championship but I also could see Dolph Ziggler. So we shall see what happens! This match I’m looking forward to a lot!

There is a Diva’s tag match between AJ Lee & Paige vs The Bella’s. I hope AJ and Paige end up winning it! They are the better team. But who knows for sure. The Bella’s could end up winning the match.

Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton should be a great entertaining match! These guys have battled it out recently on RAW. I’m looking forward to this match too! I’m going with Seth Rollins to win the match. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if Orton ends up winning it.

Then we have the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. My pick is going to be a returning Sheamus! I think he will win it! 🙂

The night before WrestleMania 31 is of course the WWE Hall of Fame. This year we have Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Kevin Nash, The Bushwackers, Arnold Schwarzeneg, Rikishi, Alundra Blaze, Larry Zbyszko, and Tatsumi Fujinami. It looks like it is going to be a good class this year! I’m really happy to hear Randy Savage is finally going to be inducted into the HOF. It is about time! 🙂

This year I won’t be watching WM 31 live. I will probably just follow the results online. I will be keeping myself busy by watching The Walking Dead. It is 90 mins so that should be pretty sweet!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys their WM 31 weekend! If you want to keep in touch tweet me @blitz101 on twitter! Have a Nice Day! 🙂

WWE

WrestleMania 31

Kick-off: WWE Tag Team Championship, Fatal 4-Way:

C )Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. Los Matadoes vs. The New Day vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

WrestleMania 31:

-Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal: The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Diva’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus will make his return

-WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match:

C)Bad News Barrett vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan (although I want Barrett to retain)

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

AJ Lee & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE United States Championship: C)Rusev vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

Sting vs. Triple H

Sarge’s Prediction: Sting

Diva’s Prediction: Sting

The Game’s Prediction: Sting

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sting

The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

As much as I would like to keep going, it’s getting late and I have a baby to attend to now days. So everyone enjoy WrestleMania weekend, be safe but have fun!! Cheers!

First F4W of 2015 and Royal Rumble Predictions

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Welcome to the first Fatal 4-Way of 2015!! We certainly hope that everyone has had a great new year so far. It’s nice to start out the year without a death (touch wood). With that said, lets get on with this Royal Rumble edition.

The Game

Sting Arrives Authority Loses – Survivor Series Breakdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQurRpyKUVU

StoneCold Steve Austin Podcast LIVE: Vince McMahon Highlights:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43hm_-deOPI

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

So…….first of all, happy freakin’ new year! I know 2014 was a brutal bitch to a lot of us, so here’s hoping 2015 makes up for some of that. Honestly, my 2014 wasn’t all that terrible. I managed to stay employed the entire year, which is more than I could say about 2013. The fact that I draw a retirement pension and disability from the VA that pretty much covers all my household expenses is beside the point here. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice, but also unfair to bring it up when everyone else might not have that to fall back on. Mine seems to be a fairly unique situation among my peers.

Thing is, no matter where my income appears in my bank account from, it still doesn’t change the fact that the WWE Network still does not work for me thanks to my Internet provider not supporting its streaming service. Gladly, WWE decided to pop their heads out of their asses for one night and put the 2015 Royal Rumble out on actual pay per view (as well as the WWE Network), so I am excited to say I am going to be able to see this event. The first PPV I have been able to watch since WrestleMania 30! Sure, I have to pay $60 rather than the infamous $9.99 everyone else will get to pay for seeing the Rumble this year, but this will probably be one of only 2 or 3 PPVs I will see this year. As the saying goes: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

On a side note, before we get rolling, I just want to say that I have changed my mind about Paige joining the cast of ‘Total Divas’. I was so against it when I first heard she was going to be on the show because I saw it as Paige getting lumped into the same group as the rest of the Divas on the show. She is supposed to be this “anti-Diva” and this show should be something she would avoid like the plague. But, after seeing her on the first few episodes of this season, I am loving her on the show now. First of all, it allows me to see her more often than just on RAW and SmackDown. Also….she’s completely twisted, and that scores huge points with me. She tricked Nattie into believing a brownie she Paige gave her was laced with drugs, which caused Nattie to flip her shit and live so much in dread of the next Wellness Program drug test that Nattie crashed her car on purpose in an attempt to avoid being tasked with pissing into a cup and losing all her status with the company. Paige later admitted that the brownie was not laced with drugs and that she just wanted to see Nattie squirm. I fucking love that!! So, with that said, Paige is not only my favorite Diva on WWE programming, she is also my favorite cast member of ‘Total Divas’.

Okay, so what have we been through since last time? It feels like ages since the old Boot Camp has been open for “bidness”. We had, the fall and return of The Authority. We had Adam Rose being butt-humped by a furry. We had Brock Lesnar calling Seth Rollins “baby” (not once, but twice). That was creepy. We had Larry The Cable Guy and Grumpy Cat as guests on RAW. Two more reasons why the concept of “guests hosts” should never have been allowed to happen. I doubt there have been more than a handful of these guest hosts that didn’t leave me feeling embarrassed to be a WWE fan. We had the Slammy Awards! Don’t even get me started on that. We had Kane working the concession stands! We saw Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback get fired, and then hired back a couple weeks later. Pointless! Since last Boot Camp, Brock Lesnar has not competed in a match of any kind.

I wonder what it’s going to be like if/when Lesnar loses the championship. Will the title be defended on a more regular basis again, or is the title now only defended once every 4 months? I hope there is not some kind of “Lesnar Rule” attached to that title now. Honestly, having the company’s most prestigious prize being fought for only a few times every year is absolutely BAD for business! Bad? It’s fucking retarded. Let’s be real, folks, Since Lesnar became the champion, there were times when I actually admit I forgot the WWE even had a World Heavyweight title anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Yep, somebody’s out of their minds…but, it’s not any of us. Look a couple hundred feet up in the air over the Stamford, Connecticut skyline to the WWE Headquarters!

As if there isn’t enough for me to have a problem with, now I have this to think about, too. Speaking of bad decisions and dropping the ball, I feel like somebody in the “Creat-tard” team is showing their ass again with how The Ascension is being handled since moving up to the main roster from NXT. I had such high hopes that they would be some kind of new dominant tag team, reminiscent of the very teams that they see fit to trash talk during their promos. This has caused The Ascension to be highly criticized for their apparent lack of mic skills. Add to this, the fact that they have been fed nothing but jobber teams since their debut, and all you get it a team with huge potential that is being held back by a creative team that has absolutely no clue how to use them. All that venom being spewed by The Ascension got them beaten down last Monday night by the APA, nWo and the New Age Outlaws. The Ascension will get a chance at redemption this Sunday when they once again face The New Age Outlaws at the Royal Rumble PPV. I am hoping there is some glimmer of hope somewhere that The Ascension will begin to be taken more seriously and have the chance to become the kind of team they were in NXT…..tag team championship material!

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One last thing before I wrap this up, I want to officially welcome Awesome Kong back to TNA. With Havok running through every last Knockout on the roster, it will be great to see Kong VS Havok at some point in the future! As I said a while back on Facebook, possibly the best thing about Awesome Kong returning to Impact Wrestling is that there is no chance of seeing her on the next season of ‘Total Divas’.

Ha!! See what I did there. I just came full circle with that last remark. What can I say? I got da skillz, playa.

Or…………….not. Maybe it’s best if I get my ass out of here for now. Don’t worry. Next month, it’ll be “that time” once again, and you can bet I’ll be here bright and early. Hope you can make it back here to help me raise some more Hell up in this bitch!

Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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The Skirt Sheet

Hey, Happy 2015!! Time has just flown by since our last blog. It’s been well over a month because of Christmas and New Years. Sadly, wrestling hasn’t been all that exciting since. But that is exactly why we are all here. To discuss what’s going down in the wrestling business. So, Imma gonna shut it and get ta’ bidness…

So WWE Fucked up so many ways already the moment the holidays were over. I’m not even 100% sure where to start.

Wade “Bad News” Barrett: Good: They gave him back the Intercontinental Championship. A title he never lost to begin with. One that he actually does bring prestige to, and I’m not just saying that because he’s my favourite, and I secretly fancy his British ass. Lol!! Bad: He’s won two matches. He wins when the title is on the line, but he’s already lost to Sin Cara and Dean Ambrose. At least Ambrose isn’t an embarrassing loss. The booking makes no sense at all. What they should have done: They should have made Barrett come back as a power house, grow in his matches and actually not put anyone over, unless it was by disqualification. To me it just seems they don’t know whether or not to make him a good guy or a bad guy. He’s stuck in between. They definitely shouldn’t have had him lose to Sin Cara. Ever!

The Authority: Good: ……………………. Bad: Way too soon to bring them back. TOO SOON!! Plus the way they brought them back made sense but I don’t like that fact that they made Edge look like a complete pussy. What they should have done: They certainly shouldn’t have brought them back this early. It was obvious, that the Authority would be back eventually, but they would have been better off with Vince McMahon coming on saying that if so and so won the Royal Rumble, the Authority would be able to be brought back if they wanted them to. Have Daniel Bryan win, and have him bring them back. No one would ever think that Bryan would bring them back, and then you have a heel turn. Since Cena will never turn heel, so why the fuck not? Still makes more sense then what the WWE has done.

The Ascension: Good: These young guys have so much potential. They showed that in NXT. They are a massive team and should have shown up, not in a match, destroyed some of the tag teams in the ring on RAW, and then left. Repeat on SmackDown. Bad: The ball was dropped immediately. The moment the WWE wrote them promos and handed them the microphone a week after they defeated The Miz and Damien Mizdow, they were finished. It’s not that these guys can’t talk, but it was what they were told to talk about. It buried them instantly and now they are nothing but a joke. What they should have done: The Ascension never should have picked up a microphone at all. They are the type of team that doesn’t need to talk. They have the mystery surrounding them, and it should have stayed that way. As a fan, I don’t need to know their intentions, but I should want to know. Meaning, they don’t tell, which keeps me guessing. That’s what would have made them more exciting. The WWE should have kept the mystery surrounding Viktor and Konnor, and never allowed them to open their mouths.

Those were the three fuck-ups the WWE did before the clock even struck midnight December 31st.

NXT continues to shine as one of my favourite shows on television. If any indication of how the WWE treats these amazingly talented superstars once they get called up to the main roster, then I hope some of them never get called up. I don’t want to see Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze, or Charlotte, get called to the main roster. It would ruin them. Paige was a damn good technical wrestler in NXT, and now she’s licking people in the ring, and losing to talentless twats like the Bella’s. I actually hate the Bella’s less then I did before, but I can’t stand the fact that those girls needs bigger shorts. I’m tired of looking at vagina’s. Paige could be great again. The WWE just has to let her. They clearly have a history of ruining talented stars, as of late. I think the only recent one they haven’t completely fucked over, is Bray Wyatt. He’s one of the best characters the WWE has going right now. But look at Adam Rose and Bo Dallas (apparently he was injured…I never even noticed that he was gone, lol), both guys are talented (Dallas, if he keeps his trap shut), but they’re both doing nothing. I don’t want to see that happen to Neville or Breeze, etc..

Did you know that NXT Diva, Sasha Banks is actually related to Snoop Dog? Yeah apparently they are cousins or something. The More you know (shooting star). Lol!!

I’m sure the story of Triple H, breaking character on this weeks RAW, has made the rounds. For those of you who don’t know, Triple H is playing a heel currently as part of the Authority. At the end of RAW, he and wife Stephanie McMahon were at ringside, when they noticed a young boy crying at what was happening to John Cena (see, I cry because John Cena is on my screen, I smile when he gets his ass handed to him… Complete opposite man, complete opposite). Triple H broke character, went over to this young boy and told him, not to worry, that the men in the ring are playing parts and that Cena is fine, and then gave him backstage passes for after the show. Bravo Triple H. I think that was the sweetest thing to do. Boo on the parents for bringing a child to the show, who clearly wasn’t explained the ins and outs of what happens in the ring. If your child can’t tell that what’s going on is staged, then they shouldn’t be at a live event, and that is your fail as a parent. But Bravo to Triple H, who decided to do the parents job for them. Class act Triple H. Definitely a sign that you’re a good father to your three daughters.

BTW…I’m still pregnant. Lol!!! No baby yet.

How Awesome Is This??

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So obviously, I would have preferred if the WWE did this years ago, where Macho Man could have been here to make, what I’m sure would have been a very colourful speech. Sadly he isn’t, but at least this is finally happening. I am however, shocked at who was chosen to induct him. Hulk Hogan and Savage have such a sordid past, and even after Macho’s untimely death, Hogan was talking lies and shit about him, yet he was chosen to induct Savage. Everyone keeps telling me it should be his brother, Lanny Poffo, but he will likely be the one to accept the induction for his deceased brother. I personally thought it would be Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat who would induct Macho Man. Doesn’t matter I guess….I’m just stoked one of my childhood heroes is finally being inducted. Miss Elizabeth and Owen Hart next please (never going to hold my breath for Owen. His widow won’t allow it).

Anyways, it’s late and I have a doctor’s appointment in the morning. By the next time we post a blog, I won’t be just a diva…I promise you, I’ll be mama Diva. Lol!! This baby will be born by the 12th of February, as they will not let me go past the 11th (one week). Wish me luck my peeps. My life will be completely different the next time you hear from us all. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are we doing this month?! Now that Christmas and New Years is over and done with it is time to get back to a regular routine(whatever that may be for you). My routine lately has been looking for employment. I haven’t found a job but I have had a few interviews. But enough with my personal life and let’s get down to business.

So the Royal Rumble this Sunday. The last few Rumbles haven’t been that great. I’m hoping this year it will change. Right now I don’t really know who is going to win it. I picked Daniel Bryan(because I would love to see him win it) but I have heard they have other plans for the Rumble. A lot of people are saying Roman Reigns is going win it. I just don’t think he is ready to be in the main event. I am going with Daniel because his title reign was shorten last year due to his injury. I do believe he still has a strong following(have you seen RAW lately) the fans still go nuts over him! He deserves it though! He is a hard worker and you can tell it ever since he came back into the ring. He is great! Another person who I wouldn’t mind seeing win the Rumble is Dolph Ziggler. He has proved so many times that he is indeed a Superstar. He would be my second pick to win it. This guy has had so many great matches in the last year and he also deserves a spot in the main event too. My wild card pick would be Dean Ambrose. He also has had some great matches(even if he hasn’t won that many) but I could see him win it too. It would be a big shocker if they went with him winning it. So there are many choices WWE can go with. Also they could go with Roman Reigns too. So this Rumble match could end up being pretty entertaining and not too predictable(compared to last years). So what do you guys think? Are any of my choices the same you would pick? I would love to hear your opinions. @blitz101 on twitter 🙂

The triple threat match for the WWE World Heavy Weight Championship which is involving Brock Lesnar vs John Cena vs Seth Rollins could also be a great match too. At first I wasn’t sure adding Rollins to the match would of been a good idea. But now I have changed my mind and I’m happy Rollins is in the match. His work lately has been fantastic lately. I truly believe he is a player now. He has proven that in the last few months. Him teaming up with The Authority has brought his stock up so much. As much as I hate seeing The Authority on TV they have done really great with elevating Seth Rollins. I am picking him to go over in this match. I don’t think he will cash in his MITB briefcase(unless he gets screwed) but who knows. I really enjoyed the last segment of RAW that had Brock Lesnar taking out everyone. I guess you could say they turned him baby face but I don’t think Brock was really a heel. He is just an ass kicker and it doesn’t matter who he goes after. Which is great because it gives him more guys to wrestle. John Cena has been all right too. This week he was more serious John which was good to see because I hate goofy John Cena a lot(along with the majority of fans). I don’t think he is going to win the match. My first pick is Rollins and my second pick is Lesnar to retain his championship. So we shall see what happens.

This past Monday on RAW was really good. It was nice seeing all of the legends on TV. The only problem that I had with the Legends being on RAW…is how WWE treated their new tag team The Ascension. I don’t know how them getting taken out by the New Age Outlaws is going to help them get over. I really hope they destroy the NAO at the Rumble this Sunday. That’s the only way they will get their heat back. Also they should take out JLB to get revenge on him(but they should do that on RAW).

Speaking about legends, the Icon Sting made his RAW debut and ended up helping John Cena win his match against Rollins, Big Show and Kane. Of course that didn’t sit well with Triple H though. He went nuts and it looks like they are going with a Triple H vs Sting at WM. I guess The Undertaker vs Sting match is a no go. Which is probably for the best. Maybe The Undertaker will get a better wrestler who can take a lot of bumps(Bray Wyatt)? Who knows for sure.

I guess I should tell you The Authority are back in power. The last RAW of 2014 John Cena gave in and brought them back. Seth Rollins had Edge(who was guest hosting with Christian) in the position to get a curb stomp so Cena had to bring back The Authority to stop Rollins from doing his move on Edge. So it kinda sucked because The Authority weren’t off TV for a long time. They also “fired” Ziggler, Erick Roman, & Ryback because they were part of Team Cena on Survivor Series. Of course that didn’t end up being long because John got their jobs back on this past RAW when he beat those three guys I mentioned in the above paragraph with help from Sting.

I like how SmackDown has moved to Thursday Nights again. I always found them being on Fridays was a bad thing. Most of the time I forgot it was on. But now it is on a better night. Of course we get it a day earlier in Canada because well we are special! Lol I guess it just works out better for us! 😛

In case you haven’t heard CM Punk has signed with UFC. I think that is an interesting move on his part. But I hope it works for him. I do think he is a great performer and I do think he will do well in UFC. I wish him all the luck! 🙂

In other news Randy “Macho Man” Savage will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame for 2015. I’m really glad he is finally getting inducted. He should of been inducted a long time ago. But now it is happening. The only problem I have with his induction is that Hulk Hogan will be inducting him. I don’t think Randy would of wanted that. I know him and Hogan weren’t always on the best of terms. So it doesn’t really make sense seeing Hogan induct him. But I guess this is a Vince call.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Royal Rumble! Have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 and by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Royal Rumble

  • The New Day vs. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro & Adam Rose

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: The New Day

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd (since this is an elimination match)

WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-Natalya & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: The Bella Twats

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

-The New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: The Ascension

Diva’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws

The Game’s Prediction: The Ascension

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Ascension

WWE Heavyweight Championship, Triple Threat Match:

  1. Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this is a hard one, I’m going with Seth Rollins

Royal Rumble Match:

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. We will see you in February for Elimination Chamber. Busy couple of weeks ahead. Enjoy The Royal Rumble everyone. Cheers!