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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

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The Game

 

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back


In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.

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Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.

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Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.

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The Skirt Sheet

What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.

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My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you

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Grandpa Earl

March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.

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I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

Okay, I am done.

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I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.

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Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?

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Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

Event:

Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

Discussing the Show of Shows; WRESTLEMANIA 32!!


In Memory Of

Eiji Ezaki (Hayabusa)

November 29, 1968-March 3, 2016

and

Gary Lee “Charles” Fulton

March 9, 1949-March 5, 2016

and

Kris Travis

December 16, 1983-March 31, 2016

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Are you ready for WRESTLEMAAAAANIAAAAAAA?!!! Probably not, lol. Doesn’t look to be a strong event but none the less us loyal and maybe even stupid fans will still tune in, and then one of two things will happen; we will either be surprised and love it or we will shit all over it. I doubt there will be any inbetween. So doubt it. Lol!!

As you can see not only did we kick-off the Mania blog with an “In Memory Of” but we kicked it off with two. Probably not the most well known to most of us North Americans is the first one; Japanese Professional Wrestler, Eiji Ezaki, also known as Hayabusa. He lead a wonderful career that ended too soon when he went to do a top rope moonsault and landed on his head, paralyzing him. He then began a music career and was suppose to meet a friend and bar tender on the night of his death, but never showed up. He died of a subarachnoid hemorrhage. He was 47.

Hayabusa

Gary Lee Fulton wrestled in North America under the name Journeyman Charles Fulton. He began his career in 1968 and worked right until 1992. He even worked for the World Wrestling Federation at one point. His wife stated that he had been dealing with a bad heart for about 30 years, but it finally killed him when he died of Congestive Heart Failure.

Charles Fulton

Kris Travis was a British wrestler who may not be super well known to North American fans, but was well loved and respected among the global wrestling community. Such a young soul to be taken from the world, he passed away this past Thursday after losing his battle to stomach cancer.

Kris Travis

So now with all that sad stuff out the way, on to the other sad stuff…Talk of WrestleMania. Enjoy the read peeps….

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Hey everyone, how are we doing today? I can’t believe March is over already and Easter too! I hope everyone had a great Easter(if you celebrated it). My Easter was good. I actually went home a few days before Easter to celebrate my birthday and Easter with my family. It was very nice! We went out to this nice restaurant in Guelph. It was a nice visit! I also got my teeth cleaned too! Lol Anyway lets get on with some wrestling.

First I’m going to talk about something positive! I went to see Jake The Snake Robert’s show at a comedy club in St. Catharines. Yeah it was such an honour to see his show! He really had some funny stories from the road. He also talked about his struggle with his life and how he has changed for the better! He is a remarkable guy and he is actually really down to earth! If you get a chance to see him do his show, please do so! You won’t be sorry! I will probably see him again in June when he is at Niagara Falls Comic Con along with Shawn Michaels and Ricky Steamboat.

Now it is time to get into the negative stuff…WrestleMania 32. I don’t know about you guys but this card looks pretty bad. There are only really two matches I want to see on this PPV and that is Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar and Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch. Those seem to be the ones that I am really interested in! That’s pretty bad. First off I want to say Dean Ambrose should be the WWE World Champion. He shouldn’t of lost against Triple H at the Roadblock a few weekends ago. He actually won the match but the ref said his feet were under the ropes?! I don’t know, it was a close one. But anyway Dean should be in the main event, it shouldn’t be Roman Reigns. Don’t get me wrong I do like Roman but he shouldn’t be in the main event at WM 32.

The three-way for the Divas championship is going to be a great wrestling match! I wouldn’t be shocked if this match steals the show! We all know all three of these women can wrestle and if WWE lets them put on a great 20 minute match I’m sure the fans will love that! I’m hoping for good things to come out of this match! I hope I don’t get disappointed!

Now onto the WWE World Championship match between Roman Reigns vs Triple H. I don’t really see Triple H going over in this match. Too be honest the majority of the fans will be cheering on Triple H in this match. Even though he is the heel, it is WWE’s fault for shoving Roman down our throats. The fans don’t want to see this match and Vince thinks we do. So what ever! Lol

I don’t know what’s going to happen between Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match. If Shane wins he gets control of RAW, if The Undertaker loses he can’t wrestle at WrestleMania anymore. Well for one thing I don’t want to see The Undertaker lose. I don’t think it would be right for Shane McMahon to beat The Undertaker. The Undertaker is WrestleMania. I know he has lost one match against Brock at WM and that should only be it. He shouldn’t have to lose to Shane. But I guess we will see what happens. If Shane does win control of RAW that could be good too I suppose. But I guess we will see what happens.

Those are the top matches, there are more matches but to be honest I just don’t really care to write about them. Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles will be good, but we have already seen it so many times already! Lol

Anyway that’s it for me, enjoy the PPV is you’re going to watch it! See you next time! Have a nice day!

If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

OOOOOOOHHHHH, Fatal 4-Way!!! Don’t you dare be sour. Clap for your friendly neighborhood Sarge….and feel the POWWWEERRRRRR!!

It’s the Boot Camp, yes it is!

Actually, people….forget that whole “clap” thing. I’ve heard “the clap” can be some nasty shit. Always wear protection, guys! Seriously. The New Day with all their hip gyrations and talking about clap. That’s just sick to actually come out in front of a national television audience and glamourize venereal diseases like that. I thought WWE was rated PG. Someone ought to take those silly llama dicks off of New Day’s heads and slap some Trojans on those fuckers STAT!

Hahaha…oh, that was great. But, all joking aside, welcome to the WrestleMania 32 edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp! One more time!! Here we are to have a little fun talking about this year’s Showcase of the Immortals. Let’s skip the formalities and get this bitch rolling, shall we?

Now, long-time fans of the Boot Camp will know that every WrestleMania edition, I like to post my list of completely random thoughts and talking points known as “RandomMania”. Well, there have been rumblings within the team that this year may be our final run as the Fatal 4-Way. With that said, this year’s WrestleMania edition could very well be our last one. Sure, we’ve had some fun with the randomness in the past, but this time, I wanted to have a good solid game plan going into this big issue. What better subject matter to discuss than the matches themselves?

First off, we have the Kick-Off show, featuring the 3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal. Not to crap all over the legacy of Andre, but this Battle Royal is really just a way of throwing every mid-low card schlub who didn’t already have a match on the main card into a match that some people might even forget about or miss entirely (being on the pre-show and all). Honestly, not having the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a match featured on the main WrestleMania card and dumping it to the Kick-Off show is kind of a slap in the face to Andre in the first place. However, that’s only my opinion. It’s sad to think that WWE uses this match as filler rather than as a fitting tribute as it was meant to be.

Coming up next, we have the WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match. Huge match! Huge opportunity for any of the participants. Any of them….except maybe a small few who have no business being anywhere near the fucking ring during the match. I’m talking about Zack Ryder, Sin Cara and Stardust. What the actual fuck were they thinking slapping three of the roster’s most lovable losers into the picture for a title shot at something none of them deserve. Stardust should be wasting everyone’s time in the Andre Battle Royal. Sin Cara should have turned heel and be feuding with Kalisto for the US title in a jealousy angle that started with the end of the Lucha Dragons tag team when Sin Cara turned on his more successful fellow luchador. Zack Ryder should have stayed hyped with that goofy bastard Mojo Rawley back in NXT and be watching Mania from the locker room. Is this possibly due to the amount of injured superstars who could have been more legitimate participants in this match? Things that make you go……bbbbllllaaarrrffffff!!!

Moving on….let’s talk a minute about AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This is one of the matches I am really looking forward to. I was a little leary of seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring at first, but he is growing on me. The fact that Chris Jericho has been all up in AJ’s chili since the Royal Rumble has sort of kept Styles back, if you ask me. It’s just Jericho all the time. I will be glad to see this feud die, and hopefully it will happen this Sunday. When it does finally end, it only makes sense for AJ Styles to move on with the final victory over Y2J. Or, is it….Y2Jackass?? That kills me every time! I can’t believe nobody came up with it sooner. AJ Styles sounds like a little mop-topped Stone Cold right there. LOL

What’s next? Oh, right. The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz. I say The Usos are going to take this simply because The Dudley Boyz seem to have become the latest victims of WWE’s lack of creativity. They have had Bubba Ray and D’von turn away from what they have been known for their entire careers (putting people through tables) and it honestly just makes them an average tag team. There is no more anticipation of if/when the tables will come out. Face it….The Dudleys are just “duds” now. The Usos are far more colorful and entertaining. The Dudleys kind of suck now, but it’s really not even their fault. At least they can say they are still better than The Ascension. I don’t recall Konnor and Viktor winning a match since maybe a couple months after their main roster debut.

If you ask me, the WWE United States Championship match between Kalisto and Ryback makes about as much sense as an airplane being wrecked by hitting a deer. I don’t see the reasoning behind it except to give Ryback something to do that night. He just sort of showed up and has been in Kalisto’s grill…basically acting as a bully. Kudos to WWE for promoting an anti-bullying campaign and then promoting one of their superstars who is being a bully. #WWELogic makes my damn head hurt sometimes!

Remember when I talked about the Andre the Giant Battle Royal being used a filler and a way to give people who had nothing better going on to have a match at WrestleMania? Well, here is another such case. The 5-on-5 Diva’s Match. This thing is a clusterfuck in every sense. All they did was take five of the cast members of Total Divas and team them against five other “heel” Divas. Here’s the funny part….they put Eva Marie as a member of the Total Divas team, which is essentially the “face” team in this match. Eva Marie is universally hated in NXT, and for good reason. She stinks on ice, people! Seriously. She has all the wrestling ability of a pair of Luke Harper’s dirty underwear. Got that visual now? You’re welcome. You might say you really didn’t need it, but admit it! You did! You totally DID!! Anyway, aside from maybe Natalya and Paige, this match will be a huge waste of time, but I know WWE is always looking out for the fans. This will be our cue to make a trip to the shitter and have some time to refill our beer and nachos….or whatever you might be stuffing down your face holes during the show. It won’t be a total waste of time as long as you use that time wisely. Fuck, for all I care, go and have a quickie in the bedroom! I won’t judge.

The No Holds Barred Street Fight between Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar is going to be a mess. I have to say I have liked the build-up for this match simply because Ambrose is ridiculous and a lot of fun to watch. I know a lot of you don’t share that opinion, but hey….whatever. This match will be ugly, no doubt. I am sure Ambrose will make it fun in the process as he carries Lesnar’s lumbering carcass around the arena. I mean, as much fun as a No Holds Barred Street Fight is going to be, anyway.

Next up, we have The New Day vs. League of Nations in a 4 on 3 handicap tag match. Everyone is saying The New Day is at a disadvantage for once because they are in the unique situation of being outnumbered. Sure, I can believe that. What I don’t believe in is that The League of “Booty” still has any chance of winning. The New Day have proven themselves to be very resourceful and sneaky…even willing to cheat when necessary to get the win. I hope they do, and not just because I chose them in my predictions. The League of Nations is just so dull, I am praying for the day this faction goes the way of the Dodo and we never EEEEEEEEEEVERRRRR see or hear from it…… A-GAIN!!

Let’s just get the WWE World Heavyweight Championship talk over with so we can get it out of our mouths for good. If you ask me, Triple H becoming the World Champion at the Royal Rumble was probably the best thing to come out of this feud. He is the lesser of two evils seeing how Roman Reigns is so widely disliked by the WWE fans and the IWC sheep. I really don’t hate Roman, but I also do not want to see him as champion. This is a long shot, but with Dean Ambrose having crossed paths with Triple H at WWE Roadblock, and Reigns currently facing off against The Authority….what would happen if say, Seth Rollins makes his return during the World title match after Ambrose runs down to interfere. However, Rollins then turns on The Authority and The Shield reunites to powerbomb Triple H through the announce table and effectively put The Authority off TV for a long time. This would also help to tie into another scenario if Shane McMahon gains control of Monday Night RAW, it would give The Authority that “excuse” they’d need for an extended leave of absence from WWE programming.

Another match I am actually looking forward to seeing is the WWE Diva’s Championship Triple Threat Match. I think the main reason why I am so eager to see this match is because there is a good chance that a new champion will be crowned. I am getting a little tired of Ric Flair involving himself in Charlotte’s matches. It cheapens her status as a legitimate champion, but I guess that’s part of the point. I think it’s just a way to allow Naitch to be at ringside to ogle and grope Charlotte’s opponents under the guise of “interference”. No disrespect to the two-time Hall of Famer, but it’s just getting creepy now. Regardless, it will be interesting to see what happens in the Women’s division after WrestleMania. I have heard the entire division is being revamped and the term “Diva” is no longer going to be used. Also, I have seen an article that states the fruity butterfly title belt is going away. About fucking time!! There is a lot at stake in this Triple Threat match, and with these proposed changes coming soon, there is a lot to look forward to in the Women’s division in the coming weeks

What can be said that hasn’t already been said about Shane McMahon and The Undertaker? This has to be the biggest match of the night. It’s even bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship match is the sheer magnitude of what hangs in the balance. If The Undertaker wins, Shane is gone for good. If Shane wins, he gains complete control over Monday Night RAW and The Undertaker is finished. As much as it makes sense for Taker to murder Shane inside that cell, I hope that’s not the case. The ramifications of a Shane McMahon victory far outweigh the results of any other outcome. Shane promises the dawn of a new WWE if he gains control. This is the kind of change that the company is in extremely dire need of. That said, WWE logic would dictate Shane loses at Mania, and the same shit will continue as normal. Shane losing this Sunday will be deeply disappointing for me personally because I am hoping to see this change that he has described in the past month. Shane loses, then all that big talk was nothing more than, well….talk. We get nothing out of this except maybe a match that is really hard to watch in some cases. The promise of brutality in this match is astronomical. We got a taste of that on RAW last Monday night when Shane performed his trademark “Leap of Faith” from the ring post to the announcer’s table. Fans new and old ate that shit up like it was the best thing they’d seen in nearly a decade, and….they were probably right. Unfortunately for Shane, the cell will be between him and the announcer’s table in his match against The Undertaker. The only way he can do his flying elbow drop onto The Deadman at WrestleMania is if he pulls a Mick Foley and jumps off the top of the cell itself. This isn’t the Attitude Era, and I doubt WWE will allow anyone to put themselves in harm’s way to that extent these days. Who knows? I guess we will have to wait and see how this all goes down.

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Alright, troops. That’s all I’ve got for you this time. Nothing else to really say but, enjoy WrestleMania (if you can). The fallout alone should be something we can all look forward to. I’ll catch up with you all next time. Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Welcome to the WrestleMania edition of The Skirt Sheet. All things WrestleMania, mixed in with some bitching. I aim to please, lol. So Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness.

So Fastlane back in February was a predictable joke. What transpired since then shows that the direction the WWE is going is, well all over the bloody place. Nobdy knows where to go or what they’re doing. If the WWE higher-ups would just listen to their talent and their fans, thigns might look better than this current WrestleMania 32 card.

First Mistake: Not following through on a storyline that they started between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar. They started it, but just sort of put it on the back burner. Both guys are apparently very unhappy with this, and were open about it. If Brock Lesnar was put into the title picture at WrestleMania to help with the lack of top teer talent who are all out on injuries, then it would be a different story, but he’s not. He’s in a program with the lunatic fringe, Dean Ambrose. WWE should finsih what they started, and that was suppose to be Wyatt vs. Lesnar. The Wyatt’s aren’t even really involved in WrestleMania, so they will likely involve themselves in the match between Lesnar and Ambrose, either during or after.

Second Mistake: Putting a guy the fans clearly hate in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match and shoving him, ala John Cena, down our throats. Despite being a babyface, the fans have been crapping all over Roman Reigns since the first time he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s been so bad they had to take him off of television for a while, and create fake injury and surgery in hopes the fans would find sympathy with Reigns. It didn’t work. The heat is still on Reigns, and Triple H who is suppose to be the heel is getting all the cheers no matter what he does. The more the WWE tries to get the fans behind Reigns, the more they hate him. He may look like a champion, may even have the work ethic, but he cannot talk worth shit and what does come out of his mouth is so cocky and fake sounding, that he’s lost majority of his supporters. What the fans clearly wanted was for Dean Ambrose to be against Triple H at WrestleMania 32. They aren’t getting what they want and have been begging for. They want Ambrose as champion.

Dean Ambrose continues to have great matches, including the one teaser/taste of Ambrose vs. Triple H at Roadblock in Toronto, and he’s hot with the crowds. It’s been awhile since the fans have found someone to really get behind. I mean truly get behind. I’m not talking the brainwashing the WWE had to do with Cena, by catering to all children, horny teenage females, and the young homosexuals, but this time the true, hardcore and faithful, long-time fans have found someone they want. That they want to see succeed since CM Punk. Ambrose is serious, yet exhudes a dry sense of humour that mature fans love, and has mad mic skills, in-ring ability, and charisma.

I get the WWE is scrambling to fill holes that have been left from the injured superstars, and that list is rather extensive; Seth Rollins, John “Barf” Cena, Randy Orton, Neville, Sting, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Daniel Bryan, and even Nikki Bella. Daniel Bryan’s officially retired from wrestling due to all his injuries. It’s sad because he was such a solid worker, and truly loved this business. He was an amazing draw and had a lot a head of him. His career was definitley amazing but full of hardships. Must suck to get to the top and then have to let go of everything because you’re plagued by injuries. I feel for him and will miss him. Tyson Kidd might be in a smiliar situation after suffering a major neck injury. He’s such a talented in-ring performer who still has much to add to his accomplishments. As a huge fan of Tyson’s, I don’t want his career to end now. I want to see him soar and reach great heights. Neville is the recent addition to the list of injured superstars after suffering a broken ankle in his match against Chris Jericho a few weeks back. Jericho apparently got pissed off at referee Charles “lil’ Naitch” Robinson for not stopping the match. Either way, Neville’s WrestleMania is ruined, as I’m sure he was scheduled to be a part of the ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship.

Side Note: On RAW Last Week, before it was even announced….

I called it! Just saying!

For the record, it’s not cocky if I can back it up. Lol!

A major question is, how will the WWE manage to fill up a 4-hour show? With the lack of talent right now, they’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why would they even attempt the Andre The Giant Battle Royal? And why put it on the pre-show? They can’t possibly have enough superstar power to fill that one match. So far they have yet to really show that they do have the talent. So far it’s past winner Big Show, Kane, The Social Outcast, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango (where the fuck has he been lately??), Damine Sandow (see Fandango side note), Darren Young (Fandango note), Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, and R-Truth. Aside from Tyler Breeze, who should have been in the ladder match and Zack Ryder in this shit-hole of a match, the line-up sucks. I think I just answered my own question as to why this is on the pre-show. Because no one watches the fucking pre-show. Breeze in the battle royal and Ryder in the ladder match? That’s horrible, then again the WWE isn’t exactly known for their excellent booking strategy.

If there ever was an ample opportunity to showcase the NXT talent, it’s at WrestleMania. At Roadblock, they had the NXT tag team champions The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore, and they put on a wonderful match. It was one of the better matches at Roadblock.

If stars from NXT are used at WrestleMania, it will all depend on what happens at NXT Take Over Dallas two nights before Mania. They would likely be used in the Battle Royal as fillers. I guess we will find out.

Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar will be in a “No Holds Barred” “Street Fight”. Why all the quoation marks you ask, well… For starters, isn’t a “street fight” already “no holds barred”? And, isn’t a “street fight” suppose to take place in the street and not start in the ring? Lets face it, it’s been a very long time since a WWE “street fight” has started anywhere but in the ring and stayed mostly in the ring. Not very street like is it? O it’s not technically a street fight. Remember that strange, yet epic street fight between Goldust and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania 12? That wasn’t even billed as a street fight, I think they called it a Hollywood Backlot brawl, or something. Either way, it took place mostly outside of the ring, and even included a tacky OJ Simpson-like car chase. Yes it eventually ended up in the ring, but it started in the “streets”. I would love to see something like that happen, minus Lesnar in women’s underwear. Yuck! I think I just puked in my mouth. No matter what, it should be a solid match. Afterall, legend Mick Foley gave Ambrose “Barbie” and Terry Funk gave him a chainsaw. I’m actually looking forward to this one.

I’m also looking forward to the WWE Diva’s Championship triple threat match between champion, Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch. These ladies have some serious in-ring talent. It’s nice to see them get a chance to showcase it. I would love to see Becky Lynch take the title. She never had the chance to be NXT Women’s Champion, so this would be a sweet way for her to become champion. I’m just not sure we will see a title change here. Also, wouldn’t now be a great time to retire the stupid Diva’s championship and bring back and restore the damage legacy to the former Women’s Championship belt? Thank-you Michelle McCool, Layla and Candice Michelle for ruining a belt that great women once held. Fucking twat waffles!

**Addition: According to the wrestling dirt sheets, there is a major rumour going around that this Monday after WrestleMania, there will no longer be a Diva’s Championship title belt but a brand new Women’s Championship title belt that is apparently similiar in design to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt but smaller and on a white strap. May I just say, Thank-God!

I tweeted the WWE that I would pay them if they did NOT book Kalisto vs. Ryback for WrestleMania 32. Needless to say, I don’t have to pay them. I’ve got nothing against Kalisto, but I don’t see Ryback as a good wrestler. He’s good at injuring people because he’s fucking sloppy. I wouldn’t be surpried if he was the one behind half the injuries on the list above of injured superstars.

They apparently booked a 5-on-5 diva’s match to allow the other diva’s to get paid. If a match gets bumped, it’ll likely be this one, and I’m ok with that. This one is complete shit! SHIT I say!! Summer Rae, Lana, Emma, Tamina, and Naomi against, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, and Eva Marie. They ran out of diva’s on the main roster that they had to bring up Eva Marie from the NXT roster. A self-proclaimed female wrestler with the ability of a spatcula and the fans hate her. Not that the talent in this match is any better. Aside from Natalya, Paige, Emma and Naomi, the rest can’t really wrestle. Tamina, isn’t horrible but she’s nothing but power moves, and lack of skill and corridination. You watch her, after she slams someone, she generally just stands over them like waiting for something to come to her to do next. Lana has never even had a match before. Her last feud was with Summer Rae and now they’re like all buddy-buddy? Alicia Fox is sloppy. Not Ryback sloppy but pretty damn sloppy. The worst part is I want to like her but I can’t. Brie Bella. What can I say about Brie Bella? As a person outside of the ring, I really like her. I like that she’s down to earth and environmentally cautious and such. In the ring, she’s fucking horrible. She knows 5-moves! 2 are her hubby’s movies, the yes lock and the kicks, then she has the drop kick which she can do from standing and the top rope (bravo, that still counts as one fucking move), the Bella Buster, and a clothes-line (every woman should know how to use a clothes-line, sorry not a femminist here). So yes this will suck. We will just lable this Vince’s Boner match for all you fellas. For me it’s go pee match number two. Right behind Ryback vs. Kalisto.

For go pee match number three it’s the Dudley’s vs. The Uso’s. I’ll be letting out some alcohol during these three matches.

Since I’ve already talked about Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and how this will likely end in a way that people are pissed right off, I’ll go to the more important match, which I would like to call the “What were they thinking?” Match.

Hell In A Cell! Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker. If Shane O’ Mac wins, he gets control of RAW, and if Undertaker loses, this will be his LAST WrestleMania. Which could very well be his retirement match. Shall we start from the beginning? I’m a huge Undertaker fan. I’ve never wanted him to lose at WM. Pretty sure I’ve made that quite clear in the past. I’m also a fan of Shane O’Mac’s. I marked out huge over his return. I was so excited that it took me a few days to really digest what the fuck just happened. The Undertaker can’t and shouldn’t lose to Shane McMahon, yet, the WWE needs Shane badly for television. So now what? Undertaker deserves a better retirement match and should be against someone who truly deserves this honour. Triple H comes to mind. You can’t have a count-out or a disqualification in a Hell In A Cell match. You have to have a clear winner. But who? Admittingly, this isn’t an easy match to predict, however, judging from some of the rumours circulating, the WWE is preparing a brand-split. Again. RAW vs. SmackDown. This suggests that Shane McMahon is walking out the winner. My buddy thinks it’ll be Shane going over and Undertaker “retiring” but then Shane re-hires him. Darren doesn’t think that the Undertaker will go out with little to know fan-fare and the match he deserves. Although I agree that Undertaker deserves a better retirement match, with all the bells and whistles, I could see the man behind the Undertaker being the type to prefer to retire quietly. I guess all we can do is wait and find out. I’ll have tissue ready just in case. Lol! I have these ones that have a cool touch. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to this match, I just wish it was a bit different for both men. I do like the fact that it’s not all that predictable.

Should be an interesting event. As always I’ll be throwing a small party. I just hope it doesn’t completely suck. My prediction for RAW the night after is that we will likely see Bayle, and Samoa Joe OR Finn Balor on the main roster. Guess that depends on what happens at NXT Take Over.

As always, enjoy the event, whether you’re at home or in Dallas at WrestleMania, either way have fun and stay safe. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 32

Dallas, Texas

April 2, 2016

Kick-Off Show:

-3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal:

Participants: Kane, Big Show, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane (because I have no f’n clue)
Diva’s Prediction: who cares……. Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

WrestleMania 32:

-WWE Intercontintal Championship Ladder Match:

C) Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles
Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-Tag Team Grudge Match: The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s
Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE United States Championship: C)Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto
Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

-5-on-5 Diva’s Match: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige vs. Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma

Natalya & Eva Marie & Lana

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma
Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige, Natalya & Eva Marie

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma

-No Hold’s Barred Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-Battle For Tag Team Supremacy: New Day vs. League of Nations

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day
Diva’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: League of Nations

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Triple H vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match: C)Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-Hell In A Cell (Shane McMahon wins, he gets control of RAW and Undertaker has to retire):

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

Sarge’s Prediction: Shane McMahon
Diva’s Prediction: Oh this kills me to do this…Shane McMahon

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for us this month, we will see you at the next WWE Event. Enjoy WrestleMania 32, if you can. It looks like there could be some last minute changes. Matches moved around, and all that jazz to make room for longer matches for the more worthy ones. Be safe and enjoy!

Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

December 13, 2015 Leave a comment

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

The Game

Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

farewell steve

Yours Truly

The Game

The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

And Now there are 5 of us… And Hell In A Cell Predictions

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Welcome back to our little party! We have some BIG news for ya. The Fatal 4-Way has added another voice. Brandon. He’s done run-in’s for us before but now he’s joining us each month permanently. So please be super supportive and enjoy his opinions and thoughts on professional wrestling. He’ll add a freshness to us, and a different edge. We now just have to update OUR group banner…somehow, lol!

Welcome aboard Brandon!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

How’s it hangin’, heroes?

I hope all is well with you since the last time we met up. I know as much as anyone that life has a shitty way of making a 180 degree turn on you without any warning. One day, life is great. 15 minutes later, you wanna put a hole in your skull. Now, I would strongly advise against doing that. I don’t advocate suicide by any means. In fact, I have lost loved ones to that, so I am in no way saying it’s EVER an option for anyone. When life starts to suck a little too much for you….do whatever you need to in order to change that. Sometimes, the only person who can alter your life for the better is YOU. Remember that, troops! Your friendly neighborhood Sarge isn’t just in this for the innuendos and the poop jokes. I care about each and every one of you, and that goes double for the fine lady and gentlemen who serve with me on this team….The Fatal 4-Way!

Speaking of trying to change my life for the better, I have been feeling a bit under the weather since last Monday. I came down with some kind of cold or sinus infection, and it isn’t any fun at all. I stayed home from work for two days last week, kept myself all doped up and guzzled enough soup, orange juice and coffee to choke a Sasquatch. After those couple of days, I felt well enough to go back to work, but I have not been 100% at all. Mostly, still having some nasal issues and needing to blow my nose every so often. It gets really annoying, especially when I am at work. However, I am continuing to take my meds and things are going about as well as can be expected.

So, if I happen to begin sounding like a goober on here at any moment, it’s probably just the drugs.

Or, the beer.

Or, both.

Alright, first of all, I need to address this Total Divas situation. I am going to admit that I haven’t been watching the show as intently as I did the past couple seasons. Maybe I am getting bored with it, or just tired of some of the people. I did find it hilarious how Daniel Bryan kept calling Brie Bella and asking her why she was spending money, and knowing where she was all the time because the bank was sending him text messages about the activity on his credit cards. I had to giggle a little bit at how creeped out Brie was getting when DB kept on calling and knowing where she was and how much of his money she was pissing away.

What bothers me is all the new people they are adding to the show. First, it was Summer Rae. Then, Rosa Mendez. Now, I hear the next season is going to include both Alicia Fox and Paige. Seriously? Who is left who is not on the show? I guess only AJ now. I’m sorry, but this Total Divas thing is getting out of control, and if there is any truth to that rumor that nobody who is currently on the Total Divas cast can hold the Divas Championship, then what the fuck are they supposed to do with it? AJ can’t be the champ forever. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.

I say they need to scrap the God-awful Divas title altogether and bring back the old Women’s Championship belt. The one held by the likes of Lita, Trish Stratus and Beth Phoenix. Put aside all the kayfabe crap about it being divided in two by LayCool and bring back a title that holds some prestige, though I highly doubt any of the current Divas could do that title the justice it deserves anymore.

Speaking of female superstars (not necessarily Divas), there is a new champion over in TNA……and her name is Havok!

havok

Making a huge and impressive impact (no pun intended) in her debut, Havok made short work of the Knockouts who stood in her way, including the former champion, Gail Kim.

Because of her size and sheer dominance, Havok has been compared to former TNA Knockout, Awesome Kong. I am perfectly okay with that. It’s nice to see a fresh face with the Knockouts title for once rather than the same three or four people passing it back and forth.

I honestly think it’s time somebody called the ASPCA and had them come in to get rid of all the damn animal gimmicks in WWE these days. El Torito, Mini-Gator and that fucking stupid Bunny! They told us we have lapsed from the PG Era and we’re now in the “Reality Era”, but because of garbage like this, I am calling it the “Really?? Era”. I call it that because all this crap makes me sit here asking “really??”. If I facepalm too many more times, I will have a permanent hand print on my face….and trust me, I look strange enough already. I don’t need any help becoming even more hideous than God already made me, people!

Take the bull, the gator and the bunny….grab the Gobbledy Gooker and Mantaur….gather up the Muppets! Shove them all into a big burlap sack and toss them into the river!

Okay, I seriously think that WWE has lost its frickin’ mind. First, they take all their PPVs and show them on the WWE Network exclusively. People who don’t have the Network, or can’t use it for some reason (like me) cannot watch their PPVs anymore because of this. Sure there’s streaming, but I’d rather not spend the next month trying to repair my laptop from the damage all the viruses and malware from those sites would do. But now, WWE has not scheduled Brock Lesnar for at least the next two PPVs, which means he will not compete again until the Royal Rumble, at the very soonest. That means no big championship matches for the next two months, let alone this Sunday at the Hell In A Cell PPV. Where’s the big draw with no World Heavyweight title match? I heard WWE is looking to focus on some of the lesser titles and take the PPV spotlight away from the top tier performers more often now. May I ask….WHY?? How is that going to “put asses in the seats”, as the saying goes? I guess since all PPVs are on the Network now, WWE can pretty much feed its subscribers whatever they want. They’ve already got their money. Not like there is any concern over PPV buy rates anymore. People subscribe to the Network and are roped into a 6-month commitment regardless. What they choose to do with their subscription is their choice. Watch PPVs or not….as The Rock would say “It doesn’t matter what they do!”.

You know something, folks? I actually felt bad for Damien Sandow when he was stuck in “gimmick Hell” and going nowhere. Every week, a new terrible impersonation. Each one seemed worse than the next, and it seemed like the torment would never end. I don’t know who he pissed off up in that lofty tower in Stamford, but it almost appeared as though Sandow was paying a heavy price for something we weren’t quite aware of. Maybe it was some kind of curse for having his one great match against John Cena, losing and then being doomed to job for the rest of his career until he either asked to be released, or jumped in front of a speeding truck one day.

Then, along came The Miz, fresh off a triumphant “straight to DVD” adventure in “The Marine 4”. As full of himself (and shit) as ever before, Miz is in full fake movie star mode, and now refers to his face as “The Money Maker”. I laugh at that because all I have heard being call that in the past is a woman’s ass. So, Miz is comparing his face to a stripper’s cornhole? I can see the resemblance. Can you?

So, Miz is afraid of getting his face messed up and ruin his marketability in Hollywood. Did you just roll your eyes, or was it me? Miz is so scared of this, he needs to hire a stunt double to take the bumps in his place.

Enter Sandow. (to the tune of Metallica)

Sandow takes on the role, and the new name “Damien Mizdow” and his job is to pretty much mimic everything Miz does. That, and get the crap kicked out of him while The Miz sits back and watches. What fresh Hell is this? While it seems like a more steady line of work for Mizdow, I have to wonder if it’s really “better” for him in the long run. All Mizdow has to do is do everything The Miz does. All his mannerisms and movements. It’s almost like playing a live action game of Dance Dance Revolution, only without the fun, and about ten times the opportunity for public humiliation.

However, with this new 24/7 role as Miz’s human shadow, it makes me wonder….what happens when Miz takes a dump? When he takes a shower? How does Mizdow copycat this? Where does Mizdow sleep, and does he have to maintain the same sleeping positions as The Miz does as well? That takes some crazy talent! But, perhaps most baffling and disturbing of all….what does Mizdow do when Miz and Maryse are having sex? Is he required to copy all Miz’s moves then as well? Does Mizdow simply huddle in the corner and masturbate as he cries himself to sleep? Actually, my sources have revealed recently that Maryse has her own stunt double for these types of situations…..and it’s an inflatable sheep named Melissa.

sheep

Okay, people. I think enough trouble has been caused for now. Maybe I should call it a day and get the Hell out of Dodge before any real harm comes to anyone. It’s all in good fun, right?

The correct answer is “Yes!”. Everybody knows that. Everybody who doesn’t want a boot leather enema, that is! So, I guess I’ll be seeing you all back here next time. Attendance will be taken. Don’t be late, if you know what’s good for ya.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: What is normal for the spider is chaos to the fly!

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are we doing this month?! First off I would like to welcome Brandon to the Fatal 4-Way. He will be doing monthly blogs with us four! I’m pretty excited with that news. Now let’s get into some professional wrestling!

First I have to be honest with you. This past month I have been recording RAW and then watching it a few days later. The reason why I decided to do it was well there was just better things on TV! Lol My Monday nights have become so busy this year with Big Bang, Gotham, Sleepy Hallow, and Castle all on the same time as RAW. It just made more sense to record RAW. I will probably watch it live again when those shows take a break during the winter. But for now I will record RAW.

So one of the benefits on recording RAW I can fast forward through the stuff I don’t enjoy. Which is a lot! LOL But I try to watch some of good matches and I try to watch most of the promos. I really enjoyed this past weeks Promo with Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. Those two guys are going to be great stars! I think you’re looking at the future of the WWE. I just hope WWE doesn’t ruin them. Also it was great seeing Mick Foley come back to RAW. He just made the promo even more special. I hope this match ends up being the main event but I have a feeling the other match will be the main event.

Which brings me to Randy Orton vs John Cena in the Hell In A Cell match. The winner gets a WWE World Championship match against Brock Lesnar. Well we have seen this match so many times and I don’t really care who wins this match. I picked Cena for the obvious choice but who knows maybe I will be wrong. Lately my predictions for the PPVs have been so off. Maybe that is a good thing? I can’t predict what’s going to happen in the WWE?! Lol

I really have been enjoying the Goldust & Stardust vs The Usos. I think both of these teams have been making the tag team great! I just wished we had more tag teams for them!

Speaking about teams, it looks as though The Wyatts are going to be splitting up! I don’t really like this idea at all. These three guys have so much going on and having them all go on their own is a big mistake. I don’t know why WWE thinks this is a good idea? They haven’t even done enough things with The Wyatts as a team. These guys could do so much more. But now they are going on their own. Which sucks.

Pwinsider broke the news that The Undertaker has taken a new role within the WWE. He will be helping out NXT as an adviser. It won’t be full time but on a part time basis. I think that is great news! I know already NXT is really good but having someone like The Undertaker there to help out makes NXT even more legit. I know The Undertaker is well respected in the locker room. So the new wrestlers will be taking his advice for sure. This could make NXT even better than what it is now.

Chris Jericho will be returning to WWE in November while they are on their European tour. He will be doing a lot of the house shows against Bray Wyatt. He will also be on tour with Fozzy. So it works out both for WWE and Fozzy. Also Chris Jericho released a new book too. I will probably end up getting it at some point. I’m just not too sure when I will get it though.

John Cena has been doing some Non-WWE Films. They are supposed to come out in 2015. I read a review of one film that he is playing in and apparently he does a really great job! It is a comedy and the character that he is supposed to play is nothing like the John Cena we see on TV. Which is good thing…actually I’m going to say a great thing! Lol I’m curious how this will turn out for Cena. If these movies do well and he is good in them, we could see him leave WWE more often! Well maybe! Lol But who knows for sure.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys Hell In The Cell PPV on Sunday! Have a nice day! 🙂

The Game

Sting DVD Review,UFC GSP News and Notes,Hell in The Cell PPV: http://youtu.be/KMaRo1HjvOc

 

Breaking News Mark Hunt Replaces Cain Valasquez at 180: http://youtu.be/1LeM1b47Mqk
The Skirt Sheet

Hey there stars and studs, how’s the fall season treating you? It’s been a busy month and the countdown is on until this Diva becomes, Mama Diva. Lol!! I’m so not ready, lol. But I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

I attended the 2nd annual Hamilton Comicon this year with my boyfriend (now common-law hubby), and his best friend, again. I ran into a good friend, who actually has written for us way back in the early days, Darren, and his wife and baby girl. I wasn’t sure what I was in for in terms of lines but I had three missions, and I accomplished all three of them. 1) Trish Stratus, 2) get Million Dollar Man to sign the figure Mat bought me last year in Niagara Falls, and 3) Meet Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I was not ready for the amazing experience I had with Trish. To anyone who was in line behind me, I’m sorry you had to wait an additional 15 minutes while we had girl chat. Lol! Who am I kidding, I’m not really that sorry.

Trish Stratus looked fantastic. She was spending a decent amount of time with her fans, checking to make sure they had a good picture and everything.

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When I walked up, she knew who I was. I had tweeted earlier that I was going to be meeting her for the third time, and she retweeted me. I was greeted by my full name. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing. I’m not a stalker but maybe I’ve been flagged. Lol! Nah! I had a photo of her and I signed that was taken at the Muscle Mag store in 2004. Then I showed her my ultra sound pictures. From there on, we were talking baby stuff. I had some questions and wanted her feedback from her experiences. What she said was amazing and definitely influential. I had always thought natural child birth was the way to go, but as I got pregnant I was questioning it. Trish made me feel better about my orginial decision, and that is what I plan on doing. Sticking to my gut instinct and having this baby, sans drugs. Then we had an indepth conversation about breasts. Lol! Let me explain…she asked if I was going to breast feed, and I said, probably not. When she asked me why, I told her that I had a breast reduction in 2004 and that they said there is an 85% chance that I can’t. She didn’t get why, so when I told her what exactly they did, she went “ohhh, gotcha!” Then she recommended skin to skin contact as much as I can, which I had planned on anyways. I think the guy standing next to me actually enjoyed the breast feeding conversation because when she apologized to him, he said, “go right ahead and talk, it’s not bothering me.” Lmao! She had me pick out a photo for the baby, as a special gift from her, and she signed it.

Baby gift from Trish

Thank-you to Trish Stratus for making my third experience wonderful. She’s always so classy and gracious. I also took a huge chance and handed her an anti-Marineland package and asked if she had some time to look it over. She asked me to explain what I expected and I said, simple really, look it over, and maybe tweet some stuff about Kiska’s living conditions, etc.. Be a voice because she has so much more reach than I do. I told her that my friend gave Lita the same package back in August in Toronto. She remembered that. She told me to tweet her stuff and set it up for retweeting and she will do what she can to help. Again, simply amazing.

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(The guy who used my phone, somehow managed to turn the flash on, and sadly iPhone photo’s with the flash on always turn out like crap).

After leaving Trish Stratus, I headed upstairs where I encountered a trio dressed as The Wyatt Family. I was so impressed. As it turned out, the guy who was dressed as Bray Wyatt was a friend of Darren’s.

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I walked over to the far corner where Ted DiBiase and Hacksaw Jim Duggan were and got into DiBiase’s line. I didn’t need to have my photo taken with The Million Dollar Man because last year I met him and had all that done. However, my amazingly sweet boyfriend left me to go buy me his action figure to get signed, figuring he would have time to get back to me with it before I met DiBiase, but he was too late. When he was late, it pissed him off. Lol!! So, I took this opportunity to get the figure that Mat had tried so hard to get to me last year in Niagara Falls, signed. While I was in line, omg this was freaking funny, I was taking pictures of the wrestlers who were there but I didn’t have on my list. It wasn’t anything against them, it was a money thing. If I didn’t have a baby on the way, there was some I definitely hit up. I took a picture of Howard Finkle and Mean Gene (I did meet Mean Gene in 2005), and to the table to the right of DiBiase was Honky Tonk Man. Honky looked like shit! He gave no care to his appearance whatsoever, and this is the funny part. The entire time I was in line waiting for DiBiase, he was shooting Ted DiBiase death glares. I mean if looks could kill, DiBiase would be 6-feet under (touch wood). I later found out that Honky doesn’t like DiBiase (no shit) because he thinks DiBiase is a lying son of a bitch and false bible thumper, and all that jazz. The death glare got some recognition on Facebook under wrestling writer, Mike Johnson’s page by Shane “Hurricane” Helms himself when he requested to see the picture I had taken. He got his wish, to which he responded with “lol”.

May I present, the HONKY DEATH GLARE!

Honky Death GlareNice Fanny pack!

You never know who you might run into, or even accidently take photos of when you’re standing in line for wrestlers. I am a member of a group on Facebook where we discuss wrestling all the time. We all met on the Live Audio Wrestling page a few years back. And there are so many of us, that it’s hard to keep track of who is who and where they’re from. Well, two members of this group were present at the event and I managed, unknowingly, to capture them with superstars…

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I’m not sure why Tugboat looks like a Village Person. Lol!! But while I was snapping that photo, I couldn’t help but notice, the infamous Shockmaster helmet siting on the table. Sarge and I are probably the only ones in this group who remembers this epic fail…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9FVoozgBA

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I had to get a picture of it for Sarge. Lol!!

The end of my experience was meeting Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I’ve never been a huge Hacksaw fan, but I watched Legends House and I really came to respect him as a man, more than a wrestler. It was when he was announced as part of Hamilton Comicon, that I made a point to find a Hacksaw figure to add to my collection and get signed. Mission accomplished. I walked up and was greeted by both Duggan and his wife Debra. Both were super nice. He asked me how long I was a wrestling fan, to which I responded 30 years, to which I got the standard, “you’re not old enough to like wrestling for that long” response. Lol. I told him I watched him on Legends House and really respected him, and he said thank-you so much. He mentioned Tony Atlas, and when I said he was an asshat, both him and Debra laughed really hard and agreed with me. Hacksaw then asked who my favourites were today and I said, Dean Ambrose, Wade Barrett, and hell I can’t remember the third one I said. Damn baby brain. He said great choices and that he really likes the old school style of Barrett in the ring and enjoys watching him. Then I handed my phone to Debra who proceeded to take like 100 pictures of me and Hacksaw, who had to switch sides mid photo shoot for a different angle, lol. OMG he was a hoot! So much energy that he made me tired. Great man, and I highly reccommend meeting him to anyone who hasn’t had the chance yet. He’s wonderful. You just never know what to expect with the legends. Honky is a prime example. I may have wanted to meet him but seeing him standing there, looking grubby and gross and giving the Honky death glare, I would have changed my mind. I’m not surprised no one was in his line.

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This is certainly taking up a lot of room, so I’ll keep the rest brief.

Dean Ambrose, is on FIRE!!! He could very well replace CM Punk as one of the most entertaining speakers and in-ring workers. I’m actually watching RAW for Ambrose. I can’t think of any other reason to be honest. The more I think about it, the more I can’t think of another reason. He definitely came back and saved the damn company at Night Of Champions. I think if anyone underestimated him, then I’m guessing they are rethinking that right now. He’s killing it out there each week. Love it!!!

Total Diva’s is a bit far fetched right now. I’m having a hard time believing TJ and Nattie are having that many marital problems, partly because Nattie isn’t that great of an actress. Lol!! I love Natalya to bits, but she cannot fake cry at all. She makes Brie Bella look, actually nevermind she’s way better than Brie Bella’s acting. Way too much psycho Rosa on the show. I’m not that interested in her. She’s bat-crap crazy. I get the feeling she creeps most of the diva’s out. Lol!! I though I was horrible at reading men and saying too much before I met Mat. Lol!! She has no idea. NONE!! There isn’t a whole lot with Trinity/Naomi. I like her, she makes me laugh. We need more Trinity. Less Ariane. Nothing has changed there. I actually like Eva Marie’s husband, Jonathon. He’s level headed, except the gun thing. Mid-season finale is this Sunday at 9pm, and then we have no more Total Diva’s until January, when they will add two new cast members…. Alicia Fox (yawn, I cannot stand her and I’m sure she will irritate me), and Paige! I’m looking forward to seeing and learning more about Paige. I couldn’t have been more shocked that Paige joined if it was AJ. Hope no one holds their breath for AJ joining the cast because with her marriage to CM Punk, and her character mocking the Total Diva’s, I’m sincerely doubting she will ever be apart of the show. That pretty much leaves one diva left. Layla. I don’t care to learn anything about her.

Anyways, I find it ironic the WWE strips Daniel Bryan of the WWE World heavyweight championship because he can’t be there to defend it, but then they give it to Brock Lesnar who won’t be there to defend it. How is this logical?

I better wrap this thing up. I know most of the photos take up the space in my article but I can’t keep writing. For one thing, I’m trying to be nice and positive and leave things just like that. So I’m going now before I say something about Rosa’s smelly dried-up twat and neediness and the slutty Summer Rae who is a giant cunt. Oh wait, that counts doesn’t it? At least I didn’t say that Layla’s newly fake boobs are a few years too late and that approaching 40 isn’t the time to get fake titties. Or is it? Her’s may have been sagging pretty good. Oops! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Since I am “New Blood” here at the Fatal 4 Way blog, now is a good time as any to introduce myself to the masses. My name is Brandon, but from this point forward you may call me “The Prodigy”. Why do I call myself The Prodigy? I believe the definition defines exactly who I am and what I’m all about:

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– A person, especially a young one, endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities

– An impressive or outstanding example of a particular quality.

– An amazing or unusual thing, especially one out of the ordinary course of nature.

I am all of those things and so much more. I love to tell it like it is without sugarcoating the facts. I do not care if you agree or disagree with my opinions. I’m here to voice my opinion and voice it with pride, integrity and at a five star caliber rate that cannot be touched. Does that mean my opinions are better than anyone else? That’s for you to decide, ladies & gentlemen. I’m not here for a popularity contest. I am The Prodigy, and I’m here to make amazing happen each and every time my fingertips stroke the keys. Without any further ado lets get started shall we?!

Disclaimer: What you are about to read is a completely “In-Character” expression of my thoughts pertaining to the wrestling industry. Do not take what I say personally or to heart. Have fun, enjoy the material and lets all take a ride on this crazy train together!”

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Paige is on Total Divas? But she’s the Anti-Diva!!!

Now, you’re probably going to think I’m going to pitch a fit and throw a tantrum over Paige becoming a part of Total Divas. Oh how wrong could you people be! I was legitimately surprised when I heard the news on a rainy Monday afternoon that Paige and Alicia Fox were going to join the cast. As the news broke, so did the hearts of every single “RAM-Paiger” all over Social Media. I sat back and took in the hilarious spectacle of pure, unrelenting hatred pouring from the IWC towards Vince McMahon, WWE and even Paige to a certain extent. Reading each and every reaction was downright hilarious and comical. My IQ rate continued to go down as I continued to reach each and every scathing tweet.

I want to get something straight with you guys. Paige is just twenty years old, okay. In over a year, this woman has become the NXT Womens Champion and defended the championship flawlessly. She debuts on the WWE main roster and defeats AJ Lee to become the youngest WWE Divas Champion in company history at twenty one. On top of that, she becomes the first (and likely only) Diva to hold both, the NXT Womens Championship and WWE Divas Championship at the same time! Currently, shes a former two-time Divas Champion and is sharing the spotlight with her on screen rival, AJ Lee.

The point Im getting as this. Paige has ALREADY done everything in the WWE (laughs). Seriously! The amount of people that are so upset over her appearing on a Reality TV show is ridiculous. My advice to those people is to take a chill pill and relax! Let Paige have her fun on Total Divas. As a matter of fact, give this a chance before automatically brushing it off as the worst thing to ever happen in your life. Be happy for Paige! Look at the positives too. Well get to see more of Paige on a weekly basis. She will get more exposure and draw in a new audience to her character.

The common theme I keep seeing is Paige is losing her “Anti-Diva” themed gimmick by taking on this role. I swear, you guys are a whole new breed of STUPID! By appearance alone, she is already an Anti-Diva when compared to the other women in WWE. Her hair, ring attire, attitude, you name it. It SCREAMS Anti-Diva each and every time she steps through those ropes. Im not at all worried about her gimmick becoming tainted. I think shell do fine on the show. Speaking as a huge fan of hers, Im curious to see what her life is like behind the squared circle. Who she hangs out with, whats her favorite places to go, whats going through her mind on a day to day basis, etc. Thats the stuff that I am looking forward to the most. In closing, for the people that are so butt-hurt and upset, get off your high horse and give that woman a chance. #TotalAntiDiva

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Can TNA be saved? The INTERNET seems to think theyre doomed!

Speaking as a TNA Wrestling fan, I have become accustomed to the “TNA hate”, as I like to call it for the last twelve years and counting. The Internet Wrestling Community is nothing more than a fickle, piss-poor excuse for wrestling “fans”. You guys will go whichever way the wind will take you and clearly dont have a mind of your own. One thing is for certain, you guys just LOVE to hate TNA Impact Wrestling.

People scream, beg and plead for “change” in the wrestling industry. Ironically, the same people who want WWE to get away from their family friendly image and go back to the Jerry Springer like atmosphere of the Attitude Era are the SAME people who hate TNA with a passion. You guys want an alternative and TNA gives you that. Even still, most of you refuse to give this organization a chance. Whether that is because of sheer “WWE loyalty” or another act of pure ignorance (Im going with the latter for $500 dollars, Alex!) is debatable. Now, lets examine and compare the Pros & Cons between the two organizations.

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· Theyre a family friendly, “PG” rated company geared towards children and adults alike.

· The company relies on being a pure, “Sports Entertainment” organization. They rarely refer to themselves as a wrestling company.

· The company runs 12-13 Pay-Per-View events each year.

· WWE has their own Network which covers all Pay-Per-Views, past episodes of RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Main Event and Superstars. In addition to original programming such as “Legends House” and “Total Divas”. You can also go back and watch content from WCW, ECW, WCCW, AWA and more! All of this for just one low price of. (Wait for it)…. $9.99!

· Theyre the #1 wrestling organization in the world.

· Divas matches last anywhere from a few seconds to almost five minutes on a weekly episode of RAW or SmackDown.

· WWE runs five shows a week Monday through Friday. (RAW, Main Event, NXT, Superstars and SmackDown).

· WWE currently has a “No Blood” policy in place, even though wrestlers have been cut open the hard way every now and then.

· WWE had the Cruiserweight Division at one time, which was formed after the purchase of WCW in 2001. Their last Cruiserweight Champion? Hornswoggle!

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· TNA is rated TV-14. Their style of programming is geared towards the 18-35 age demographic.

· TNA promotes themselves as a WRESTLING company.

· The company used to run 12 Pay-Per-View a year. That has been reduced to just 3-4 as they have taken an old school approach to PPV programming. To make up for the loss, they run monthly “Special Events” in place of Impact Wrestling on SpikeTV with Pay-Per-View caliber match cards.

· TNA is currently ranked as the #2 organization in the world behind WWE.

· TNA puts a lot of pride into their wrestlers, particularly the Knockouts Division. Unlike WWE, their Knockouts are one of the premiere attractions for the company.

· TNA only has one show a week on Wednesdays (Impact Wrestling).

· Unlike WWE, TNA is a more violent, hard-hitting company when it comes to their wrestling. This is a throwback to the way business used to be in the 80s & 90s.

· Nine times out of ten, when you see a Steel Cage or a Hardcore style match-up, youre going to see blood and more violent spots than in WWE.

· TNA has their version of the “Cruiserweight” Division called the “X-Division” as its successor. Unlike the Cruiserweight Division, the X-Division has “no limits” in terms of weight class and has gone on to create one of the most exciting matchups in wrestling history the Ultimate X Match!

Now, I could go on and on with these comparisons and examples, but I wanted to list what came to mind and give you guys an example of the differences and a few similarities each organization has to offer. When it comes down to it, whether you love or you hate TNA Wrestling, they are the true alternative to the WWE product in multiple ways.

One of the things I hear on a daily basis is how WWE fans yearn for a return to the Attitude Era. Well, no offense guys but if you want that style of wrestling and entertainment, tune in to TNA Impact Wrestling on Wednesday nights! While I will not call it their version of the Attitude Era by any means, its the closest youre going to get to what the WWE used to be during the height of the wrestling boom period.

TNA continuously receive backlash for everything they do. Im scratching my head and wondering what it is about the company that generates so much hatred? Better yet, why in the blue hell would people want to see this company fold and go out of business? Do you people realize that hundreds of hard working men and women would be losing their jobs? Its mind boggling at the LOGIC (or lack thereof) from the IWC as it pertains to how they judge this company. If youre not WWE, then basically you dont matter. To me, that is the worst attitude you can have and it makes me ashamed to even associate myself with wrestling fans who act like this day to day.

For the record, yes, I do like the WWE. Im a pure wrestling fan and enjoy all types and varieties that each company has to offer from mainstream to the Indies. Having said that, I believe having just one company in business is the worst thing that could happen to any line of entertainment or business venture. Remember how we all felt when WWF (WWE) bought out WCW, then later purchased the remaining assets from a bankrupt ECW? Having just one major promotion being the ultimate, be all, end all juggernaut is NOT “Best for Business”. Each entity needs a rival or a competitor. Pepsi has Coca Cola. Sony has Microsoft. Currently, WWE has TNA. Having an alternative product is key and essential to ANY product!

While TNA is clearly not a threat to WWE by any stretch of the imagination, they do offer the wrestling fans a choice to turn the channel and watch something DIFFERENT from what we see on a weekly basis in WWE. That is the role TNA Wrestling plays in our industry. Being dubbed as #1 doesnt necessarily mean you are everyones cup of tea. I know people who wont watch WWE and tune in to TNA Impact Wrestling, and vice versa. The choice is yours and whichever choice you make is OKAY! However, having said that, I wish people would be more respectful and open minded to others liking a different product than they do. When you mention that you watch and/or enjoy TNA, the common reply you get is that of a “holier than thou” nature.

Bottom line, just because someone enjoys watching TNA Wrestling, Ring of Honor, Dragon Gate and so on doesnt give YOU the right to judge and put them down because they want something new, something FRESH that WWE cant offer to their liking. Speaking for myself, I have NO PROBLEM with anyone not liking TNA Impact Wrestling over WWE at all! What I do have a problem with is the constant “TNA sucks!”, “I wish TNA would die!”, “Why is Dixie Carter in charge? F this company”! This stupid, elitist crap fans have is what brings my piss to a boil.

In closing, give the hard working men and women of TNA Impact Wrestling a chance. Right now, they need your support more than ever before. This is one of the many companies that are giving you what youve been asking for from WWE since 2008s “PG Era” began. Im challenging you guys to watch a months worth of TNA Impact Wrestling (four shows in total). This challenge goes out to new wrestling fans who may never heard of TNA Impact Wrestling before, and to the disgruntled fans who, for whatever the reason, refuse to give TNA a fighting chance. Im interested to see what you think, for good and for bad. Leave me your thoughts on Twitter or E-Mail them to me. My information is at the bottom and Im anxiously looking forward to all the feedback.

Brandon Bunny

Its official Im in wrestling HELL!

You know, Ive been a wrestling fan for well over twenty five years and counting. During this time, I felt like I had experienced it all and seen every over-the-top character, storyline, angle, and so on from every wrestling company past and present. I wanted to believe that Id seen every bad character and angle known to man. That was until I saw an episode of WWE Monday Night RAW and witnessed what you see in the picture above.

are you kidding me!?

We have gone from seeing hot, WWE Divas portraying themselves to be Playboy Bunnies, to seeing an actual BUNNY wrestling! Weve gone from seeing an Alligator Hunter by the name of “Skinner” in the early 90s, to seeing a midget dressed up as an ALIGATOR! Now, combine the two and put them in the ring for a wrestling feud. Yeah… sounds hot, right?

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I dont know about you guys, but I agree with the “Lunatic Fringe” on this one.

THIS is the garbage we were fed on RAW a few weeks ago. Dont get me wrong, I completely understand this was (likely) done to target kids and give them something comical to laugh at. Okay, fine! Im all for giving the kiddies something to enjoy on a wrestling show. However, here lies the problem WWE it didnt F***ING WORK!!!

I dont know where to begin with all this, I seriously dont! You know whats worse? The BUNNY is more OVER than Adam Rose! Now Ill admit, when I saw “The Bunny” attack Heath Slater at ringside and beat the crap out of him, I laughed hard and thought it was hilarious. Then, WWE took this to a whole new extreme and I dont mean the ECW variety either, boys and girls. They started booking The Bunny in matches with Adam Rose and constantly had him interfering in matches week after week. Theres even a RUMOR of the WWE putting the WWE Tag Team titles on Adam Rose and The Bunny at some point in the future! Let that idea sink in for a minute or two…

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Yes, this is me. And yes, Im face palming hard just thinking about this sh*t!

Words cannot begin to describe my complete, utter DISGUST for this kind of storytelling. Not just in the WWE, but anywhere! I would bet the farm that even kids do not find this amusing or funny. When I saw this on RAW several weeks ago, you dont know how bad I wanted to just say “F” the WWE, Im done! Keep in mind, I have NEVER done that with any company, and Ive seen some pretty crappy angles and stunts before in wrestling. I live tweet all the WWE and TNA shows, and I can faithfully say that 99.9% of my followers were in favor that bullsh*t like this needs to stop!

WWE, Im asking you guys to please stop insulting the intelligence of your audience. What may be funny to a delusional, former billionaire Vince McMahon is NOT funny to the fans. In addition to being a wrestling enthusiast and social media junkie, I am a wrestling fan by heart and want to be entertained. Seeing an effing bunny rabbit and an alligator “wrestling” is not my idea of entertainment, nor anyone elses.

This is one of those topics I could sit back and write a novel on, but Im not going to force my readers to suffer any more than they have to on a weekly basis on WWE television. Bottom line, give JBL a gun and let him blow the Bunnys brains out! Hell, do something to get this garbage off our screens and give us fans what we REALLY want to see — WRESTLING!


Now thats a crazy, HARE brain idea, huh?

Thats it for me this month. Consider me to be the man everyone hates, but wants to be. Until next time, I am The Prodigy… and youre not. *winks*

E-Mail: brandon_l_ewing@live.com

Twitter: @DravensFlock

WWE

Hell In A Cell

-WWE Intercontiental Championship, 2-out of-3 Falls Match:

C) Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-Loser Becomes Person Assistant for 1 Month: Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brie Bella

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Goldust & Stardust vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

-WWE United States Championship: C)Sheamus vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Sheamus

Big Show vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)AJ Lee vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Paige

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Paige

-Hell In A Cell Match for #1 Contendership: John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

The Prodigy’s Prediction: John Cena

-Hell In A Cell Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it’s for this month’s Fatal 4-Way with Manager, lol. See you in November for Survivor Series, November 23rd. Happy Halloween everybody!!!

Aww, they sent the Cruiserweight division out to get me!”

-Dean Ambrose making fun of

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RAW 09/29/2014

Breaking News about one of Night of Champions Matches & More…

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Welcome back faithful readers. Been a full month. Didn’t say it was full of good stuff, just…full. Lol! We have a lot to get to this month, so we should hop to that.

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BREAKING NEWS: Roman Reigns Pulled from PPV and has Emergency Surgery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t5gw3WerqY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

 

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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Orale, amigos!

Alright, people. Here’s the deal. The “411”, if you will. I know I was absent last time we put one of these things out, and while I really don’t answer to anyone except the man upstairs, I feel I should at least let you all know what was up in my world. It’s my prerogative.

Let’s say there was some “family business” to tend to. Events involving someone in my extended family. It was in the national news, and even covered by Nancy Grace for about a week or so. Without going into details, it caused a shit ton of emotional distress to us (especially my wife), and we are still picking up the pieces. It may take a very long time before we have everything straightened out in our minds. On the weekend that this blog was due last month, my wife, our kids and I had plans to take some time away from home for a few days and “live our lives” away from all the people and social media and TV that would just keep reminding us of what we were trying to put behind us.

I’m sorry I bailed on you guys last time, but now you know, and can hopefully understand my reasons for being AWOL from this place we knows as Sarge’s Boot Camp.

Well, I am back and ready to get this thing rolling again. As always, I’ve got a few things to get off my chest, and I’m going to tell you right now….it’s not gonna be pretty! If I know my troops, you wouldn’t want it any other way. Let’s do this!

First of all, I say ENOUGH with all this “9.99” bullshit! I know WWE has made it a selling point of the WWE Network, but it has been used to the point of becoming incredibly annoying, and now it just feels like a running joke on every WWE program.

My difficulties with the WWE “Not-work” are well documented, so I will not go into all that again with you. I simply have to laugh a little bit at my predicament every time I see one of WWE’s ridiculously redundant ads for the Network. They ramble on as if everyone on Earth is able to use it, but ………

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And, speaking of “bad news”, I have begun to wonder if there is such thing in WWE as a “main roster curse”. I mean, the way people do well and prosper on NXT, but fall flat and end up either being sent back to NXT or let go altogether. Case in point, Emma. She was wildly popular in NXT, then she was brought up to the main roster. Within a few months, she is busted for apparent petty theft from Walmart and she practically vanishes from RAW and SmackDown.

As I have stated before, I cannot use the WWE Network, so if you know of anything on NXT, Main Event or any other Network-only show, then forgive my ignorance! How the fuck was I supposed to know if I can’t watch everything the rest of us can?

There has been talk of both Adam Rose and Bo Dallas being either put on the back burner, or moved off TV for a while since Vince McMahon has lost interest in their characters. Back to NXT with ya! Well, maybe not for Bo Dallas. He seems to have stayed on TV while Adam Rose was off RAW and SmackDown for a few weeks and only came back recently, though his bunny friend appears to be getting a bigger push these days.

Hell, the furry freak even has a new movie coming out!

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Okay, I’m joking about the movie. That was made years ago. Pulling your leg, people! I might be one the biggest assholes on planet Earth, but I still like to have fun, damn it!

Yes, I like to have fun. But, you know what isn’t fun? Sitting through this storyline with the Bella’s. It’s just painful, and I don’t mean in a “hurt feelings” kind of way. I swear once I heard they were bringing Jerry Springer for a segment between Nikki and Brie, I face-palmed so hard, I almost drove my nose up into my brain and killed myself!

Does everyone remember where Cameron came from? She was a contestant on the last season of Tough Enough, and she was eliminated on the very first episode. Being weeded out first is never a good sign. Up until the debut of the Funkadactyls, I thought I had seen the last of that “dead behind the eyes” waste of space. Nope! She actually managed to work for WWE after all, and even got a spot on the cast of “Total Divas”. People who say John Cena can’t wrestle must have never seen Cameron in the ring. She’d be great if all Divas matches consisted of screeching, hair pulling and rolling on the floor. Sadly, that’s only about 70% of most Divas matches these days, but what can you expect when most Divas are hired simply based on their looks and with high hopes that a glimmer of athletic ability might magically happen over time.

Ya know, if they really wanted to keep Ariane “Cameron” out of WWE for good, this is how Tough Enough should have played out. String her along every week until the finale, and then….have her WIN! The people who actually win these competitions are rarely ever heard from again, and it’s the runners-up and losers who seem to come back and have careers instead anyway. The winner of the last Tough Enough was “Silent Rage” Andy Leavine. I know! Andy who?? Where is he, and what has he done since winning Tough Enough?? As far as WWE is concerned, fuck-all! That’s what. Oh, he was released back in 2012. Funny. I didn’t even know he was there that long. All I ever heard he did was go down to FCW to train, and then get busted for Wellness Program violations.

His nickname was “Silent Rage”, but I’d say he was more on the “silent” side. Now, if we could just get Cameron to shut the fuck up as well……

Hiring Cameron may have been a shitty idea in hindsight for WWE, but do you know who is the absolute Queen of bad judgment??

Eva Marie!

As terrible as Cameron may be, Eva Marie is sometimes even worse. The things she says and does are, at times, absolutely cringe-worthy. If you watched RAW or “Total Divas”, you have seen several examples of this, like the time she was given the chance to play ring announcer and called Jinder Mahal “Ginger Mahal”.

They call Total Divas a “reality” show, but whenever Eva Marie (and/or Cameron) is on screen, I am usually left doing my best Miz impression, repeatedly saying “Really?”

However, last week’s episode took it all to a new level. Eva Marie and her husband-to-be were having a photo shoot to make their “save the date” announcements to let everyone know when their wedding was going to take place. Sounds all romantic and shit, eh? Here’s the problem. These pics looked like softcore porn. Eva Marie was in her bra and panties and her fiancé was naked from the waist up! Honestly, if I hadn’t seen the episode to know what this was about, I would have been like “Save the date? For what? Your amateur debut on RedTube?”. Seriously! What the Hell are they thinking? Eva Marie’s clown-haired noggin seems to be brimming over with shitty judgment, and the fact that her man went along with it means he is either whipped as all Hell, or he is Eva Marie’s intellectual equal….which is no good for anybody, if you ask me.

It’s no wonder Eva Marie’s family shat all over her “save the date” pictures when she showed them. Some of these pics seriously look like they should have a Brazzers logo on them.

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Or, simply added to them to make them absolutely hilarious!

And, I think I will leave that right there. Tell ya what. I’ll go ahead and take off for now, but I will be right back here next time for more sick and twisted hijinx. You know you love it! You have to, or else you wouldn’t keep coming back here all the time. Now, get outta here, ya loonies!

Until next time…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Wow! Another month gone by and things are changing so fast. My belly is getting firmer and well, I can no longer wear my jeans. Lol!! That is so hard for me to admit. I live in my jeans and they were loose before. Now, just painful. Dammit!!! Our Baby Beluga and I are actually doing perfectly. You have no idea how much of a relief that is when you were told that if you ever get pregnant, you’ll be high risk. I’m not. Things are spot on. No we have not found out the sex of our Beluga. It’ll be a surprise in February. But y’all came here to talk wrestling, not babies, so I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

What can I say about NXT?! OMG, I can’t say enough but have no idea where to start. Oh, lets just talk about the MAN GRAVITY FORGOT!!! Adrian Neville. I freakin’ love this guy. He’s built like a big guy but flies like a small guy. I have pushed this fella on as many people as I can, and my boyfriend is now a super Neville fan too. It didn’t take much except Mat watching the NXT Tag Team match between the NXT Take-Over fatal 4-way Championship match on RAW. He was just blown away. That match was great but they looked toned down. Doesn’t surprise since WWE was probably scared that these four fellas would show up their main event talent (John Cena, Randy Orton). Even toned down, Adrian Neville, Sami Zayne, Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd, still looked better than the WWE’s main roster…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSC0DIJdGfc

What happened on RAW was nothing compared to the actual Fatal 4-Way match a few days later at NXT Take-Over. WOW! These guys went out there and were absolute magic. I can’t find the full match, but seriously, this is why I love wrestling. Fast, quick paced action with varying styles that never allow you to get bored. That won’t make you fall asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqWk0npb-U

Sadly, I can’t say the same about RAW or SmackDown. Lately those two shows feel inferior to NXT, although WWE doesn’t want you to think that. I was surprised that they actually showcased talent on both RAW and Main Event (The Ascension defeated Los Matadores).

Adrian Neville

Adrian Neville, is THE MAN!!

Must not discount the ladies. Bayley took on NXT Women’s Champion, Charlotte, in hopes of fulfilling her dreams but didn’t quite make it. Charlotte kept her challenger down in a hard fight. Both women went out there and totally kicked some serious ass. Congrats to both Bayley and Charlotte for representing the ladies. I love some of the diva’s on the main roster, but they do not hold a candle to the NXT women! I love Paige, I’m a huge fan of hers, but even she’s toned her aggression and ring work down after being called up to the main roster. My guess is, she needs to slow down so the others can keep up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsySsWGASdU

Congrats ladies!! (I still think Charlotte looks a bit like a dude, but otherwise damn good in the ring).

Bayley vs Charlotte

Total Diva’s is back, so I’m sure you all know how stoked I am. Again, John Cena has been coming off as a complete selfish dick. However he does actually redeem himself. The situation is this. Nikki Bella has always wanted to be a mother, but Brie was worried that she was giving up her dream for John, who doesn’t want children. Brie suggested to Nikki that she freeze her eggs just in case one day, she wants children and things didn’t work out with Cena. Nikki thought about it and decides to go through with it but chose to hide it from Cena. In episode 2, he finds her fertility needles and medication, thinking it was drugs (which he freaked out about, despite the fact he clearly takes shit), and she tells him what it’s for. He’s relieved, but only temporarily. Cena then tells Nikki over dinner that her freezing her eggs scared him. He sees that as her not planning on staying with him for the long term and he doesn’t want to picture his life without her. Long story short, he talks her out of freezing her eggs. Nikki tells Brie and Brie says she thinks she should still do it. Why should Nikki give up everything for a man who gives up nothing? I fully agree with that statement. So Nikki decides to go ahead with it and tells John. He’s not super thrilled but she tells him that she needs to pick 10 days to take off work for treatment and what she needs; she needs someone to take her to the appointments and home and look after her. Cena says he will be there for her and will be her chauffeur. He’s supporting her decision. Hence his redemption. I still think he’s a selfish prick but that shows he’s giving in a bit. I don’t know what his issues with children are, but he’s closing in on 40, he can’t wrestle forever. Being there for your child isn’t going to be a huge problem if that’s what he’s worried about. My guess is, and this is JUST MY GUESS, is he doesn’t really like children. If my child came to me and said, “mama, I want to meet John Cena.” This might be where I say, “I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Of course, if I’m raising my child right, that question will NEVER arise, as my child will hate Cena as much as I do. Lol!!

The show is just starting to heat up, but I already do not like Rosa Mendes. She grosses me out. I do not find her attractive or pretty or even remotely sexy. I find her gross. Big fake knockers, doesn’t mean you are sexy. It means you are desperate for attention and have low self-esteem. Before, Diva’s got them to help them look good in front of the cameras, but not many diva’s go for the implants now days. Big tits just aren’t in. It’s one thing to get implants to give you a bit of shape, but to go so big they look unnatural like Rosa (or Layla), is just wrong. Nikki’s got boobs going on, but hers actually suit her body type. There is such thing as too big, and it doesn’t just apply to women’s boobies. Just saying! Don’t even get me started on Cameron/Ariane. I never liked her and still don’t. As far as I’m concerned, fire her ass. Don’t put her in NXT, as the others will be forced to slow it down for pretty little selfish Cameron. Gag me!

Speaking of TV, my man Adam “Edge” Copeland, is killing it in season 5 of SYFY’s HAVEN, as Chief Dwight Hendrickson. I’m not going into to detail because some of my Canadian readers are waiting to see the season. But his intensity is absolutely growing as the troubled Chief of the Haven Police Department, and dealing with the leader of the Guard, Vince. Edge has come a long way in his acting and is probably one of the best wrestlers to enter the acting world. My Canadian boy making me proud, and giving me my Edge fix. Because truly, he is one guy from the wrestling business, I can’t seem to live without. I need my fix. Lol!!

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Congrats Adam “Edge” Copeland on doing such an amazing job. Not only does Edge reek of AWESOMENESS but so does Dwight!

It might have become obvious that I’m avoiding the topic of RAW, SmackDown and the upcoming Pay-Per-View, Night of Champions. You would be right. I’m trying my best to stay positive (despite butchering Cena’s character and making fun of Rosa’s disgusting titties). I just don’t see anything really good to say. I’ll start with the Bella’s and the Diva’s Championship situation. I think the WWE needed to severely save the one segment on RAW by adding AJ Lee and Paige to the Bella feud. It got to the point that once Stephanie McMahon defeated Brie Bella at Summer Slam, and Nikki turned on her sister, they were lost. The predictability worked against them and people just weren’t interested. They jumped the shark with the whole “Daniel’s having an affair with his physical therapist” thing. Which, by the way, we’ve heard fuck all about since. I think they made a Katie Vick sized boo-boo. Before that, the feud had promise. The back and forth between Paige and AJ Lee has been a life saver for the Bella’s.

Roman Reigns and Randy Orton’s match at Summer Slam was a huge disappointment, so much so that they finished their feud on RAW. It wasn’t worth wrapping it up on a Pay-Per-View. However they did the same with Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt, but they have been having great matches. That steel cage match on RAW a few weeks ago was amazing. Orton and Reigns were lacking that magic. They had a decent build up but no chemistry when it came down to mixing it up in the ring. Kind of sad really.

Digging this whole Miz has a stunt double thing. Seems like the WWE has found something for Damien Sandow to do. It’s still humiliating but it’s something steady. Too bad Sandow lost his footing after Cody Rhodes and him dissolved their tag team. Cody Rhodes, aka Stardust. I can’t understand a damn thing he or Goldust are saying. Which is the point, but those two are looking damn good in the ring. I would just hate for Cody to be stuck with the Stardust gimmick like Dustin has been stuck with Goldust.

John Cena buried The Undertaker two weeks ago on RAW, saying that Brock Lesnar beat the crap out of The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30 and ‘Taker hasn’t been seen since, but a week after his beating by Lesnar he was asking for a rematch. Way to make The Undertaker look like a giant pussy you fucking taint licker!!! God, that made me so damn mad!

Mark Henry vs. Rusev is just boring. Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian and I’m not used to have patriotism shoved down my throat but it’s so repetitive as multiple examples I could give over the course of decades, upon decades. Mark Henry bores me on a good day, but add Rusev and his Debra re-do, Lana, and I’m bored. Her promos are ALL THE SAME. Listen to her, it’s all the same but words are changed up a bit or rearranged to make her sound different. AND what the hell was having Mark Henry and Rusev as main event on RAW this week? I actually turned RAW off at that point.

Now I seriously can’t think of much else to speak out that you all would be interested in. I’ve been so busy with dealing with Kiska at Marineland and finding help for her and the just started season of the Taiji Dolphin Drive/Slaughter that wrestling is taking a bit of a backseat. Just one thing about these animals, remember they do have feelings and they have families like we do. Kiska has lost all of her babies, all of whom died before at age 4 except one who was 6. That’s not normal. And the various species of dolphins in Taiji between September to March (sometimes late February) are either stolen from their families to be imprisoned in aquariums or swim with dolphin programs, or they are brutally and inhumanely slaughtered in front of each other. I couldn’t imagine watching my mom or dad or brother being slaughtered with a spike being driven through their blow-hole. They have feelings just like we do. Sadness, depression, happiness, angst, anger, frustration, blissfulness, etc.. Think twice before buying a ticket to an aquarium or paying to swim with dolphins on vacation. I’m always available to answer questions and provide valuable and reputatable sources for this topic. Education is key to changing the way we look at captivity, not bullying. Some activist will use bullying.

Anyways, enough of that. Next month I will have my Hamilton Comicon report. The plan is to meet “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan for an autograph and picture, meet up with “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase to get my figure signed that my loving boyfriend tried so hard to get to me last year in Niagara Falls but missed me meeting DiBiase, and I’m going to meet Trish Stratus for the third time, and I’m also going to see if she is willing to help spread the word about Kiska. (Colleen already passed a long a package to Amy “Lita” Dumas for me and that went well. Just waiting to hear something from Lita.) We need one super strong voice to tweet or talk to his/her fans to help spread the word about Marineland, Kiska and the disgusting living conditions. Plus the baby is coming soon too. Seems like time is flying now and we are so behind on getting stuff ready. I got a stroller/car seat combo today, our first big purchase for our Baby Beluga.

Enjoy Night of Champions, if you can, and if you haven’t already, check out NXT. It airs every Thursday on the WWE Network, I am not saying for how much because I will shoot myself. I don’t have the network, I just download it. Trust me, NXT is totally worth it. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey how is everyone this month? I hope everything is going well with you guys and gals. I am doing all right myself. I had some news earlier in the month that I wasn’t expecting and it caught me off guard. But now I’m looking at it as a chance to change some things in my life. So I’m looking forward to it. For the time being that’s all I’m going to say about it at this point. Anyway let’s get down to this wrestling blog shall we?!

Let’s talk about these past few RAWs. I’m going to be honest with you guys. It has been difficult to watch(apparently I’m not just the only one on here who agrees with that statement). I just really don’t care about The Bella Twins feuding with each other. WWE has given them way too much time and I know Brie is a nice girl and all that but she cannot act at all. Nikki I can’t stand her either. She’s a little bit better than her sister but not that much. I don’t like how they have put Nikki in this Diva’s title match. She doesn’t belong in it. It just brings down the title more(if that can happen). It just sucks. This whole storyline is just wasting our time. I’m not sure what they plan on doing but if they put the Diva’s Title on Nikki and have the sisters feud over it gah! Lol

Also if John Cena ends up winning the Championship again this Sunday, this will put a huge step backwards in WWE. They need Brock to win and keep the title. Keep it fresh make him hold the Championship till at least The Royal Rumble. Then maybe have him drop it to somebody. Brock deserves to hold the Championship for a while. I know he may not be on TV all the time but when he is there it makes it more exciting. I would also like to see other guys get a shot. Maybe give Sheamus a chance at Brock. That would be cool to see. Anything would be better to see than Cena holding the Championship.

I’m not sure why WWE turned Goldust & Stardust heel but I guess it makes sense since they are feuding with The Uso’s. I still do enjoy seeing G&S as a tag team. They do a good job. I’m not sure if they will end up getting the tag team Championships. I think Stardust is going to eventually turn on Goldust and they will wrestle each other. Yay a brother vs brother feud lol Just what we need to see again! I have to say The Uso’s are doing a great job as a tag team. I never really liked them much but they have improved and I don’t mind watching them.

On a more serious note I would like to say I’m glad Jake The Snake Roberts is recovering from double pneumonia. He was in a Las Vegas hospital for a week or so. It really didn’t look so good for him but he is out of the hospital now. He is still recovering in Vegas but will be going home when the doctors say he can travel again. I tell you this guy has gone through so much and still is. He is fighting cancer. I hope he beats this and continues to live his life on a positive note.

So I’m going to make a prediction. I believe Kurt Angle will be making a return to WWE. I say he will be back for the Royal Rumble. I know his deal with TNA is almost over and he recently hinted that he is looking for the best deal for him and his family. I have feeling he wants to finish his career in the WWE. I would like to see him come back. I always liked him and I think he can bring something to WWE. I know WWE doesn’t really need him but he could help out guys like The Miz, Ziggler and Sheamus. He is also pretty entertaining on the mic.

Another person who could end up back in WWE is Bully Ray. Yep the former Dudley Boy could be back. His deal with TNA is almost over. If he came to WWE he would be a great guy to take down Brock Lesnar. Just think of the hardcore matches those two could have?! I wouldn’t mind seeing that. But that’s just me.

But who knows for sure if either of them will actually return to WWE. But don’t forget we still have Sting. He still wants to face The Undertaker at WM.

Speaking about WM there is a weird rumour going around that the main event for WM is going to be Brock Lesnar VS Hulk Hogan for the WWE World Championship. Yeah that will sell lots of PPVs. Good thing you can get the WWE Network for $9.99! Or $11.99 a month if you live in Canada and have Rogers.

I caught a little bit of Haven the other night. I saw Edge on it. It is great to see him on TV. I didn’t watch all of it because I had no idea what was going on lol But if I have the time I may actually try watching it from the beginning.

Oh I really did enjoy the NXT match on RAW from last week. I thought those four guys put on a great match! Makes me want more and it also gives me hope the new superstars that will eventually be on the main roster soon. Maybe there is hope for WWE. If NXT stays strong like it has, WWE could once again make great can’t miss TV once again.

On that note I’m going to end this months blog! Have A Nice Day! 🙂

If you need to get a hold of me you can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or e-mail at gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Night Of Champions

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Mark Henry

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. Goldust & Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

-WWE United States Championship: C) Sheamus vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match:

C) Paige vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Paige

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins via DQ because of returning Dean Ambrose

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it team for this month. See you for Hell in A Cell in October.

“Well I can’t believe this. I’m actually going to say something I never thought I would. I’m going to watch 2 hours of Hornswoggle.”

– Darren (a friend, regarding watching The Origins of Leprechaun)

 

Animal Activist Angry at WWE HOFer, UFC news, WrestleMania 30 Prep!


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Good news is, we’re back. Bad news is, we don’t have predictions for you. Lol! Yep, this is just a stop on the road to WrestleMania. So lets get this show started, shall we?

The Game

UFC 171 – Lawler vs Hendricks,WM XXX Possible Triple Threat Match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sty0Y_p2SRw&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing today? I’m doing pretty well thanks. I found out a few weeks ago I will be going back to the Reception Desk for the summer! I was quite happy about that news! I can’t wait! 🙂 I’m also planning to take a week off this summer. I’m not too sure if I’m going to go anywhere but I haven’t had a week off in the summer in a very long time! So I want to make the most of it. I can’t wait! Maybe I might visit a water park or Wonderland. I guess I will see. Anyway it is time to get to this month’s blog about professional wrestling!

 

Let’s start off with CM Punk. I totally forgot to write about his situation with WWE in my last blog. But I’m glad my co-bloggers remember to write something. As you know Punk has left WWE. Nobody knows if he will return to WWE. I have feeling if he does return it won’t be for a long time. I’m thinking maybe almost a year or so. I think he needs time to heal. The guy has been carrying the company for a long time and he is burnt out. I don’t blame him one bit. Plus he hasn’t been used very well in the last year. Which does kinda suck because he is one of their top players. Punk will however be on TV this Sunday. He will be part of The Talking Dead. I will be watching it(not because he is on it) but because I watch The Walking Dead and I’m a fan of both shows. So I’m curious as to what Punk thinks about this season of The Walking Dead. I’m pretty sure he won’t say anything about his current situation with WWE. But who knows maybe he will let out a pipe bomb on the show. Lol

 

So the Hulkster is back in the WWE brother! I told you he would make his return. He’s going to be the host of WrestleMania 30! I think it is great that he is going to be involved and it won’t be a match! But wait there is more, Hogan announced on this past RAW that there will be a battle royal but this battle royal is different. It is called the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. I think that is pretty cool. But I hope Hogan doesn’t put himself in it. Then we will know for sure who is going to win it! I hope they give the win to someone who deserves it. Someone like Kofi Kingston or Zack Ryder or Cody Rhodes. That’s just my opinion.

 

Speaking about Zack Ryder is has a new youtube show. It is about him trying to beat the odds again. I hope it works for him because I do believe he is a talented guy and I would like to see him get another push. He was very over with the fans before and I think the fans can get back behind him again! Let’s start a “Yes” movement for Zack. And while we are at that let’s do one for The Miz! He deserves to be part a push too! At least he gets to be in The Marine 4 with Summer Rae. I’m actually looking forward to that movie because I really enjoyed the one he was in before(The Marine 3). He will be reprising his role from the previous one. I can’t wait! I’m sure Diva and I will be watching it together at some point. 🙂

 

Speaking about a Yes Movement, Daniel Bryan has been doing a great job! I was quite pleased with this past RAW where finally the WWE has listened to the fans and they are putting Daniel Bryan in the main event at WrestleMania 30…but there is a catch. Daniel must beat Triple H first before he can get the title match. I’m pretty sure Bryan will beat Triple H and I would love to see Bryan win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WM 30! It will be his moment to shine. And I’m sure everyone will be chanting Yes Yes Yes when WrestleMania 30 ends!

 

That’s not the only match has been made so far for WM 30. We have The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar planned for Mania. I liked how they set up that match! It was pretty cool seeing The Undertaker choke slam Lesnar into the table! Hehe It was a great moment for TV. I do believe these two guys can put on a great match. It is one of the matches I’m looking forward to.

 

In other news Jake “The Snake” Roberts had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from behind his knee. It went well but the doctors won’t know for a while if they stopped it from getting worse. I hope for the best for Jake.

 

The WWE Network has become a success! Lot’s of people have made comments about how great it is. I’m glad it is working out for the those who live in the States. I can’t wait until it is available in Canada. That would be one thing that I would to purchase.

 

Speaking about Networks, WWE contract with Universal is up in Oct. They are negotiating with Universal and other networks who might be interested in their programs. They want to sell WWE RAW, SmackDown and Total Divas as a package. So wherever they end up, it should be interesting for sure! I will hopefully have some information about it later this year.

 

Anyway that’s it for me for this month. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog! Have a nice day! 🙂

 

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or you can e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I would love to hear from you guys! Also I have a tumblr page http://glclub.tumblr.com

The Skirt Sheet

With just a few weeks until WrestleMania 30 in New Orleans, we thought we would take it easy this month and just wing it. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of interesting stuff coming from us this month. I’m torn about the current WrestleMania card. I plan on getting to that soon. The fall out from the Royal Rumble is still greatly felt, but nothing more than the fall out of CM Punk’s walk-out on the company. The question is, can we blame him? It’s time for me to shut it and get to bidness.

 

The night after the Royal Rumble, the scripts for RAW had to be re-written. After staying in the ring for pretty much the entire Rumble, CM Punk was left off of RAW the following night. It’s been no secret regarding his frustrations inside the WWE. His disdain for Triple H has fueled him for every decision he’s made. I truly believe that Punk held on as long as he did for the fans, and his decision to leave wasn’t to piss us off, but it was a big middle finger to Triple H. For a while now, CM Punk has been held back. It was like his 400-plus day run as WWE Champion meant nothing to the higher-ups. Sure it’s mentioned quite frequently, but the fact to the matter is, that run as Champion did mean something. It meant for over 400 days, they didn’t have faith in anyone but Punk to carry that title. The Rock comes in, and it’s like “hey, we’ll stick it on him by allowing him to beat our best wrestler.” It was never given a second thought. Things went down hill last year the moment CM Punk lost his championship to The Rock. I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did. His frustration was seen by his fans in his eyes. He wasn’t happy. He knew exactly who was holding him down. Triple H. A man, who I personally can’t stand. I think he’s going to be the death of the WWE in a few years. As much as I would love to see the WWE make it to WrestleMania 40, I just don’t think it will, and if it does, then it would be about equal to what WrestleMania 11 through 15 was like. Boring. CM Punk, made things interesting. To say there wasn’t anyone who could put on strong matches with him, is very much a wrong statement. There are a few guys who could go toe-to-toe with Punk. Unfortunately, it’s none of the top billed superstars. I’ve seen Randy Orton work a decent match with Punk, but nothing amazing. John Cena can’t work a match with anyone, but at least Punk made Cena look decent. That’s not an easy task to do. Punk even made The Rock look less rusty in the ring. The matches that stand out, are Punk vs. Daniel Bryan. Punk versus anyone who isn’t being shoved down our throats. I think that was another problem that Punk had. He saw that the fans weren’t being listened to, and that the WWE claims to listen to the WWE Universe, yet never does so. As a fan who has a strong voice and knows what I want to see, my frustration level is high. I, personally, don’t blame CM Punk for leaving. I wish he didn’t, but I don’t blame him. I miss Punk. I miss his style in the ring, and I miss the controversy he caused with his mouth. One of the best well-versed, best speaking person to ever pick up a microphone in the WWE.

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So you are probably wondering why there is a picture of WWE’s Director of Operations, Kane on an Insurance Agency add. Well, Kane, whose real name is Glen Jacobs, and his wife, have opened an Insurance Agency in Tennessee. Rumour is, is that Kane is ready to retire but the money is just too good right now. This might explain why he’s taken on a more on-camera but not so much a wrestling role. He’s a smart thinker to start planning his exit strategy from the wrestling business. Kane would be one Insurance adjuster that I wouldn’t want to mess with.

 

Anyone checking out NXT? I have to say, that there is a lot I like about NXT, the WWE’s farm promotion. Their Diva’s division is stellar, and I love Paige and her history. She’s got a unique look and great in-ring presence. Lots of big personalities in NXT. Recently Leo Kruger has taken on a new persona, as Adam Rose. A party animal who comes out with a group of people who rave by ringside. Is it a long term gimmick? I have no idea, but it’s fun. Tyler Breeze is like a rip-off between Dolph Ziggler and John Morrison, but it’s entertaining as hell. Bray Wyatt’s real-life brother, Bo Dallas, is probably one of the weaker points of NXT. It’s like he’s the WWE’s equivalent to Justin Beiber. He even calls his fans (all two of them) his BO-LIEVERS. It’s cheesy as fuck but it’s really working because I hate him. Lol!! A tag team, who I believe should be brought up to the main roster, is the Ascension, Konner and Viktor. They have such a strong presence in the ring and are dominating NXT’s tag team division. Which isn’t hard when there is no competition. NXT’s other weakness is their lack of tag teams. The Ascension seem to be stuck in NXT because of this problem. Being held back to fill the void of something the NXT creative team has seemed to have forgotten about. If I stop watching WWE, I probably will continue to watch NXT. I’m enjoying their matches, and simple story-lines. Nothing too complex and wrestling is the main focus. Not promos, and bull shit.

 

Someone posted this on a Facebook page that I’m apart of a few weeks ago, and I felt the need to share it…

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It’s just wrong! But oh so funny. It makes you wonder that if this product was a real product, would it sell? My guess is no, since many of us females go out our way and find very painful ways to eliminate pubes. However, if you’re one of those females who likes her 70’s bush, this is a good product for you. It allows you to hide your bush, well maybe not hide it, but at least let it blend in.

 

God that has to tickle.

 

WWE has finally repaired the damage to the main event at WrestleMania 30. Fans could not jump on board with Batista being back in the WWE, and completely shit all over his win at the Royal Rumble. As much as a fan of Randy Orton’s I am, I don’t think he’s going to be able to carry Batista through a match at Mania. What the fans truly wanted was Daniel Bryan in the Rumble to go over. But he wasn’t. Roman Reigns would have received a much better response if had won the Rumble and went on to main event Mania then Batista even though Reigns is not quite on that level yet. We fans, would rather see a new face going after the championship, then an old one whose time has past. No one was buying Orton vs. Batista at Mania. Triple H needed a paycheck since CM Punk left. Punk fucked up Triple H’s meal ticket (I laugh because Triple H so doesn’t need a meal ticket, or a match at Mania). They had to do some major re-work and it’s lead to Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30, and if Bryan wins, he gets added to the WWE Championship match between Champion Randy Orton and Batista. I give creative credit, having them use the YES MOVEMENT as a way to get this to happen was great work. Having people in the ring and around the ring all wearing Daniel Bryan t-shirts and chanting “YES!” was brilliant.

 

I have a lot of awesome and funny pictures for you this week, this one is my personal favourite as it would make life very simple for us ladies, and no it’s not more pube-panties…

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The Daniel Bryan pregnancy test!

 

Since we are spending time in the crotch region, lets just get to this next one…

 

Another fake, yet super hilarious product that was created by buddies of mine on the same page as the Daniel Bryan Panties. We all know how the skinny jeans that Batista wears have become a joke amongst us fans, and even in the locker room. I have this thing where I don’t think straight men should wear skinny jeans, but then again if y’all remember correctly I made a few comments about Batista and John Cena being secret “buddies” so the skinny jeans makes sense. Haha!

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I got laughing one night while watching Brock Lesnar, and I have come to the conclusion that he looks like Toronto mayor, Rob Ford. Both look like they are suffering from Downs Syndrome, and both look like they are on drugs…

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Is Brock Lesnar Rob Ford’s crack baby?

Speaking of Lesnar, he makes me nervous. All he seems to know how to do is actually injure people. As a life-long fan of The Undertaker, going into their WrestleMania 30 match makes me nervous. Not because I fear The Undertaker might get his streak broken, but because Lesnar is a hot-headed asshole who doesn’t care if he actually hurts someone. Undertaker is going to have to go hard and stiff (hey, get your minds out of the gutter, pervs).

So what do we all think about this Andre The Giant Memorial 30-Man Battle Royal, for a trophy?? I like the idea of keeping Andre The Giant’s memory alive, but at what expense? Doesn’t another 30-man over the top rope battle royal kind of make the Royal Rumble insignificant? Is the WWE looking for this to be a re-do of one of their top events that they pretty much admitted they screwed up? Is this a memorial or a redemption? If they can pull this off and do it correctly where they don’t go with what’s predictable, and not make it a complete jobber-battle royal, they could make this a respectable event. However, the WWE is not exactly well-known for doing what’s right. Time and time again, they continue to favour certain superstars without seeing the potential of another one. I’m already not really impressed with the names of the first six superstars that are entering this. Lets start with Ryback and Curtis Axel. Does anyone have any use for these two? Maybe to hold the door open for someone, but they aren’t great wrestlers. They have not yet established a connection to the fans. Ryback did at first, but I believe I said that he would go nowhere and was useless to push at the time. I hate to say I told you so, but when it comes to the WWE I don’t hate to say it. I TOLD YOU SO! Damien Sandow and Dolph Ziggler, they could bring some prestige to this battle royal, but no doubt they will be passed over for someone either with a big name, or a jobber that will make a joke of the event. Kofi Kingston is the only name I’m happy with because we can always guarantee that he’ll pull some freaky ass shit that looks amazing. Makes you wonder if this event was made for him and his awesome spot that he has in every Rumble he’s been in. Big E, the WWE’s current Intercontinental Champion. Over the past few years, the Intercontinental Championship has not been defended on the actual WrestleMania pay-per-view, but maybe on the Kick-off show. If Big E is involved in this match, then that likely means that his title won’t be up for grabs at the show of shows. Personally, I believe that all championships should be defended at WrestleMania. The WWE is making every championship that is not the WWE World Heavyweight Championship insignificant. That’s hardly fair. Take Big E out, find him a suitable opponent that can make him look good, because he needs help in the ring, and then place someone more deserving into the match. Question is, do they have 30 names to fill the Battle Royal? I guess we’ll have to wait and see if any more names are released. Wade Barrett’s name better be released and he better show up since he had his chance ripped away at the Royal Rumble because JBL had to be involved. With only one pay-per-view between the Royal Rumble and WrestleMania 30, I wouldn’t have chosen a Battle Royal. I would have gone back to the Money In The Bank match instead. It’s not like it hasn’t been thought of before. WrestleMania 28 there was suppose to be a MITB match which was built around Wade Barrett before he got injured. He hasn’t been pushed since.

As of right now, The Shield is still together, working semi-cohesively, however I suspect by the time WrestleMania 30 gets here, the three of them will be in a match against each other for Dean Ambrose’s United States Championship. Whether they will be broken up and fighting by that time or tossed in there by The Authority to break them up, is yet to be seen.

Bray Wyatt needs this win at Mania against Cena. Will it happen so that Bray goes over? I doubt it. Cena seems to get whatever he wants. Maybe I should suck off each member of the McMahon family so I can get a job in creative and actually make this product better. I do NOT want to see John Cena beat Bray Wyatt, unless it’s due to disqualification.

I watched TNA for the first time in probably years. Why? Because Angelina Love returned, and she’s trying to put The Beautiful People back together. I love this idea, however, unless they are nasty and mean girls again, it won’t work. I’m glad she’s back, and gives me a reason to download TNA and watch her parts without sitting through the entire show. Oh, I also got a chance to check out Big Brother 10 & 11 Houseguest, Jesse Godderz, and wow, how did he get a job? Mr. Crap-tacular is more accurate (sorry Jesse, you are still way too green to be on TV let alone a tag team champion).

Can we please talk about this?

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http://www.examiner.com/article/wwe-fans-peta-activists-want-shawn-michaels-barred-from-wwe-hof-over-bear-kill

 

As an animal activist, this makes me sick. I have never been a fan of Shawn Michaels, and I make no bones about it, but as a human being to take an innocent life whether it be human or animal, is wrong. Shawn is no better than a murderer. Killing a bear and then boasting about it? If you do it to protect yourself, that’s one thing, but to do it for a trophy kill, I’m sorry you are a moraless human being of the worst kind. I think if the WWE can ignore all things Chris Benoit for killing his family, who were innocent, then the WWE SHOULD do the same for Shawn Michaels. I get that I probably just pissed off a bunch of people who think me comparing human lives to an animal’s life is heartless and unimaginable, but an innocent life is an innocent life, and besides, humans are just a species of the ANIMAL kingdom. We were here after bears, whales, wolves and elephants. We have taken over and stripped other mammals and animals of their rights for our own selfish gain. Shawn Michaels should be ashamed of himself, and I hope that the WWE sees how wrong this is. Not to make a joke here or even a suggestion, but if the WWE gets pissed off, it’s not because Shawn killed a black bear, it’s because he didn’t go after a Panda (see World Wildlife Fund beats World Wrestling Federation in court case stating copyright infringement, hence the name change in 2003). It’s probably a good thing that Shawn Michaels is butt-buddies with Triple H and the McMahon’s, that way this gets over-looked by the WWE. Swept under the carpet. I bet Shawn Michaels takes his kids to Sea World and says, that keeping animals in captivity is right. He would be so wrong.

Shawn Michaels is a World Class Selfish Dick-Douche who deserves the same fate as the bear whose life he took. After all, he’s a murderer.

Funny how when the rumours of Batista’s return started, no one seemed to really care compared to when we all found out that CM Punk walked out of the WWE just a few short weeks after Batista’s return. No one cares for Batista, he left and us fans were happy. He comes back and we could careless.

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That’s where I’m standing as of right now about WrestleMania 30. Maybe my opinions will change by the time our WrestleMania 30 edition of The Fatal 4-Way comes out, but who knows. Maybe CM Punk will be back (doubtful). Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, hope you all enjoyed it. See you April 5th, the night before WrestleMania!

 

A bear with no pants, who likes honey is a narcissist”

-JBL 02/24/2014 RAW