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Royal Rumble Predictions and Shenanigans from you favourite Wrestling Bloggers

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Welcome back!!! Well because all four of us are here this week, we are keeping the introduction short. Don’t forget to check out our Royal Rumble predictions at the end of our blogs. Enjoy and so great to be back writing.

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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Ten-hut, troops! Long time, no see.

It feels like forever since I got to sit down and crank out one of these articles for you guys. It feels good to be back in business. With The Sarge in the house, you know that business is about to pick up!

So much has been going on, and still is, so let’s get down to it. We’re not getting any younger, damn it!

First off, I have to share a bit of personal life crap with you. Sorry, but life isn’t all wrestling for me. I have a life outside of being “The Sarge” after all. Most of all, I want to talk about my job. Last time we met, I was talking about how much that job sucked massive goat testicles. Well, it still kind of does, but to a lesser extent. It’s actually getting easier for me. I’m getting used to it. My confidence is increasing every day, and the whole thing is really becoming “tolerable”. This job gave me a migraine from the stress level a couple weeks back….and I don’t get migraines. Never have until that day. I went to the ER and got treated for that. The meds they gave me worked wonderfully, though the delivery method was a bit suspect. They gave me two shots….one in each butt cheek! I know, TMI. But, whatcha gonna do? I had to share so you can feel my pain, so to speak. However, since that day, my job has really improved and I have not been nearly as weird about going back there. I think I may actually survive this, people!

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I think nothing set the tone for 2013 in WWE like the bit on RAW with Mae Young giving “birth” to Hornswoggle on the New Year’s Eve episode. Maybe the absolute dumbest thing I have ever witnessed! How fucking brain-dead does WWE think we are? How was that supposed to be funny? Or entertaining? Or even worth putting on the air at all? WWE has no screening process anymore. I am convinced of that now. I thought having the Muppets on RAW was bad. And again at Tribute To The Troops, but enough already!! Even the rubber hand was a better idea than freakin’ Swoggle. Seriously! When they said Mae Young was pregnant, I admit I flinched toward my remote for just a moment in a knee-jerk reaction to turn off RAW and watch….well, anything else. But, I had no interest, so I stayed on USA and lived to regret my decision. Out pops Hornswoggle, and I suddenly felt insulted and somehow dumber for having witnessed that skit in its entirety.

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Brace yourselves, everyone. I’m going to say it! The Shield….is stupid! All three of them. Another way WWE sees fit to insult our intelligence. From day one, they have lied through their teeth to all of us. Blatantly showing their asses with every word out of their mouths. The first time we saw them, what did they do? They interfered in CM Punk’s match by attacking Ryback. Then, they do their best to back-pedal and deny any involvement with CM Punk. Then, they attack Ryback again and several other superstars in the coming weeks. Last time we saw them, they jumped The Rock during his promo against….that’s right…CM Punk!

Seriously?? Come on, guys. You’re killin’ me. This whole thing is all so mind-numbingly retarded. It’s like the creative team isn’t even trying anymore.

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Speaking of not trying anymore, I have to say I am disappointed so far with The Rock this year since his return. He comes back and on the first night, he comes out and cracks jokes and insults. The next week, yet another “Rock Concert”. Like we haven’t seen that millions (and millions) of times before. There’s nothing new or interesting. He cuts a promo against CM Punk on Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday and roughly plagiarizes the iconic “I Have A Dream” speech, making it into the basis of his promo. Really, Rock? The man who has been regarded as one of the all-time greatest mic workers in ALL of entertainment seems to have lost his mojo. Must be hard to come up with the right words when there aren’t any cue cards to read from. You gotta play it safe when there is no director to yell “Cut!” and give you a second and third shot to get your lines right!

Maybe even as early as last year. Honestly, Rock….you lost me at Kung Pow Chicken. What the fuck does that even mean? I can understand the reference to Fruity Pebbles. But, calling someone a Kung Pow Chicken? What are you? Five years old? That doesn’t even make sense. What does that make CM Punk? Shrimp Lo Mein? Mongolian Beef? Moo Goo Gai Pan? Fuck, I don’t know. Neither does The Rock…or the guy who writes his material….or both. All that talk about Chinese food is making me hungry now, and the carry-out place I normally go to is closed. Fuck you, Rock!

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So, I guess by thinking that 3MB is the stupidest thing in recent memory, I totally get the point behind their gimmick. I think I am right, and I’m completely okay with that. Glad someone has a clue. Another victory in my war against WWE’s obvious disrespect and underestimation of the intelligence of its fans.

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Aside from the Mae Young bit that I mentioned earlier, one more thing really set the tone for WWE in the new year. The end of the New Year’s Eve episode of RAW when John Cena dumped feces all over Dolph Ziggler and AJ in the middle of the ring. One word: shitty! Yep, that about sums it up. I’ve been waiting ever since then for WWE to show me something that changes my outlook. So far, they have failed to do so.

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TNA has not been much better. Jeff Hardy is once again their World Champion, and while I am not entirely against that, there has been a lot more left to be desired. The Aces & 8’s storyline is still going on, with Luke Gallows and Mike Knox both being revealed as members after losing their masks. Devon was revealed as their Sergeant At Arms. Proving further that TNA is like the place where WWE has-beens go to live out their last days.

Worst thing as of late has been the storyline involving Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray trying to get Hulk Hogan to accept their relationship. Just terrible and painful to sit through. It’s all so pointless and has no place on the show, if you ask me. Nobody watches wrestling for storylines like that. They call wrestling a “soap opera for men”, and it’s crap angles like this that give wrestling that abhorrent reputation. It’s things like this that make the uninitiated masses look upon life-long wrestling fans like me and snicker at the notion that I actually watch this shit. I am not ashamed, even with such horrible storylines going on (past and present). What makes me a fan is my dedication to the work these men and women put forth in the ring. I admire many of them for their ability. I look up to them for their ability to work the crowd, tell the story and keep the fans entertained. I can honestly do without a lot of the talking and shenanigans that go on outside of the actual in-ring action. I understand it’s a necessary evil in order to drive the current storylines along, and some superstars and Divas have made all that blabbering seem tolerable. I just wish there was less of it. I know I am not the only one who feels like that. I have heard so many people complain about how little actual time is spent on matches as opposed to time spent talking and doing retarded crap backstage.

….and anything having to do with Hornswoggle. If there wasn’t some sort of equal opportunity infraction in firing that little turd, they should have shit-canned him years ago! Bottom line.

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Don’t even get me started on Manti Te’O and his imaginary dead girlfriend! I am so sick of hearing about that ignorant fucktard. I mean, how freakin’ stupid and clueless do you have to be to get caught up in something like that? You have an Internet relationship with some chick who ends up in the hospital and dies from leukemia, and then you find out the person you talked to on the phone was actually a dude pretending to be a woman. This is too priceless to be made up! Don’t you know every hot chick on the Internet is really a 500-lb basement-dwelling troglodyte? Jesus H Christ! Everybody knows that! Get with the fucking program, Man-Tits Tebow!! Or whatever your name is.

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Okay, guys. I am out of here before I do or say anything else that might get a hit put out on me. With any luck, I’ll be back next time for more “honestly brutal” commentary. You know you love it! If you say you don’t, you’re a freaking liar. Just own up! If you hate this, why do you keep coming back? AHA!! Gotcha, bitch!

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button!

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F4W#168: TLC – Tables, Ladders and Chairs Results, CM Punk on RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvivCLju8w

F4W#169: RAW Highlights December 17th/12

http://youtu.be/pCE1LZBq-9Y

F4W #170: Trent Baretta RELEASED, Del Rio NEW WHC and Foley in the HOF

http://youtu.be/BsPCEh2kl_8

Hey everyone welcome back to Have A Nice Day blog. I hope you had a great Christmas break and a Happy New Years. Mine was pretty great. I got to spend time with my family during the holidays. It was such a great visit. Anyway let’s get back into the wrestling shall we…

I’m going to start off with John Cena. His promo this past Monday on RAW was just horrible. I had no idea what the hell he was trying to do or say. This guy is supposed to be the top guy in their company and yet he acts like the top fool in their company! Something is wrong here folks and I don’t know how WWE can fix it. John Cena has become so unbearable to watch or to listen to. The guy can’t wrestle or cut a decent promo. Why does WWE have him as the top guy?! I just don’t get it. I don’t think even turning him heel would do anything good for him. They have made Cena into such a huge joke now; nobody would take him serious as a heel. *Spoiler Alert* I heard rumours that he will be facing The Rock for the WWE Championship at Mania. I don’t think the guy even deserves to be in the main event (let alone a WWE Championship match) because there are way more deserving wrestlers out there who can do a better job than Cena. But Vince McMahon doesn’t see that. He thinks he knows what the WWE Universe wants and that is Cena and his “poppy” jokes. Well I tell you Vince nobody likes it and if you keep insulting us with this Cena garbage you will see a lot of fans turn away from your product. One of the worse things Vince can do is put the WWE Championship back on Cena at Mania. I feel a riot happening at WrestleMania 29.

I found this week’s RAW to be pretty boring for the “go home edition” of RAW for the Rumble. Usually WWE puts on a strong RAW before their PPV. Well this week was just the complete opposite. The only good thing about RAW this week was CM Punks promo. But it wasn’t really his best promo that he has done but still it outshine pretty much anything else on RAW. I’m really looking forward to seeing The Rock vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble. I’m going to be going over to Colleen’s house to watch it with Diva. That should be a fun time. If the PPV ends up being brutal we can always make fun of it. I’m sure between the three of us we can come up with some entertaining remarks. Perhaps we will post some on twitter while we are watching it. Back to Rock/Punk match I have been enjoying the promos from both guys. I know Punk has been the better guy with the promos, but I read the Smackdown spoiler and it seems like The Rock will have a serious promo finally! LOL I guess getting beat down by The Shield this week on RAW has awakened The Great One. It should be a great match to watch!

If you have been watching RAW for the past two weeks you have probably heard by now for this year’s WWE HOF Class of 2013 two wrestlers have been added. They are Mick Foley and Bob Backlund. Both wrestlers deserve to be in the HOF. I’m glad they are getting their chance now. I’m hoping that Macho Man Randy Savage will be inducted this year along with Miss Elizabeth but I’m having my doubts about that one. We shall see. One guy who I would like to get in would be Jake The Snake Roberts. I heard that he has lost over 50 pounds while training with DDP. Way to go Jake. I hope he keeps it up. He was always one of my favourite wrestlers to watch. Even though he had a rough life, he always seemed to entertain for the most part until his later years when it all seemed to catch up with him. I hope Jake is better and just lives the rest of this life normal as possible.

We did picks for the Royal Rumble this year and I picked Sheamus to win it again. I hope he does. I rather see him than Cena win it. But I have a feeling Cena will end up winning it and will go onto WrestleMania. You can check out the rest of our predictions at the end of our blog.

I hope you guys like our new format for the Fatal 4-Way. We have decided to do just a monthly blog now instead of every week. Our lives have changed so much so it has been harder to keep up with doing blogs every week. This way you will get better blogs and perhaps more LOL moments from our one liner we have. I know I will.

Recently I have noticed Zack Ryder has become really annoying lately on Twitter. A lot of his tweets really don’t have any purpose. I mean I feel bad for the guy because he just wants to be over with the fans (which he did very well until WWE killed it) and now I just seem him as someone who is desperate to get noticed. I hate it. Someone in WWE really hates him and they try to do everything they can to make him look bad. But the guy doesn’t give up he just complains. I don’t know what he can do to get back where he was two years ago. For starters I think he needs to come up with something new. I know he just finished up his youtube show. Now I think he needs something fresh and he needs to stop complaining about how WWE treats him. I don’t want to say become a sell out because I don’t want that either. He just needs to find someone in creative who can vouch for him. He is entertaining and he isn’t too bad on the eyes either. Maybe his music career will help him out. I haven’t watched his video yet but I plan to do that sometime soon. I just hate seeing good talent like him being wasted when he deserves so much more.

Anyone miss Brock Lesnar? I kinda do actually. I know he will be coming back very soon, so I’m looking forward to seeing him kick some more asses. WWE does need him and I heard he plans on staying with them for at least another year after this WrestleMania. So sorry Diva Brock won’t be leaving anytime soon! LOL

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you enjoyed my blog and I will see you soon! Have A Nice Day!! J You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter or check out my tumblr http://glclub.tumblr.com

Well it’s officially the first Skirt Sheet of 2013. How has the past few weeks been treating all y’all? Have you missed us? I tell you I feel so much better and not as stressed out about writing. I just hope everyone’s new years has started out wonderfully. But enough with the small talk, it’s time to shut it and get to bidness.

A lot has gone on since the year has started in the world of professional wrestling. I’m not even really sure where to start. I can honestly say, I have officially given up on TNA. They are very very gross. So we are going to start there.

1) I’m sorry but did Velvet Sky have some work done on her face? She doesn’t look at all the same as before. Her cheeks are to injected, her eyes higher up on her face, her nose and God only knows what…

2) WHY? WHY in all of tarnation would anyone want to marry Brooke Hogan? She’s been passed around times then a communion cup. The only thing that doesn’t surprise me is that she’s going after someone who is old enough to be her father since her father and all his old friend have had a piece of Brooke Hogan. It’s just disgusting! Blech!

3) I should really be careful considering that Hulk Hogan can’t take any criticism or blame and sues everyone. This time he’s suing a medical facility who he claims fucked up his back even more. He claims that the Laser Spine Institute in Tampa, Florida, performed unnecessary surgeries that damaged his career, and is suing them for $50 million. He’s also claiming that the unnecessary surgeries that he had in 2009 prevented him from having a lucrative match with John Cena at WrestleMania 25. Well, that’s his word against everybody else’s. I never heard that rumour at all. It is isn’t uncommon that he’s full of shit! Hello, his autobiography. That was such a crock of shit.

4) So they call them selves Aces and Eights. They are like this old man biker club. What are they? TNA’s idea of WWE’s The Shield??

OK I’m so done with TNA… Literally!

Moving on to WWE!

1) Ding Dong the Bitch is gone!!!

Happy days are here again!!

2) Or are they?

Really? Of all the Diva’s? Seriously? Why not Tamina or Natalya? They are the only two that can actually have a real match, and yet they give the Diva’s title to a noob, like Kaitlyn? I’m shaking my head over here!

3) I don’t even understand why, WHY Natalya is being put with Khali, who by the way I refuse to refer to as The Great Khali, because he is NOT great. OMG who the hell believes that? Why is he getting all these matches on television? Has the world gone bat shit crazy? And why is every sentence a question?

4) CM Punk delivered one of the most epic promos and it started the year off with so much hope. January 7^th was one of the best RAW’s we’ve had this year and even in the past few months. Punk delivered a promo that was dead on. The entire thing. Minus The Rock’s part. The Rock, is very similar to Paul McCartney. He’s a strong singer, but his song writing is mostly fluff. Well The Rock is like a singer. His voice and delivery is strong but the shit he says is mostly fluff. I also promise that would be the last time I compare a wrestler to a Beatle.

“You’re playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your millions and millions and your finally’s, and I’m in the big leagues and I’m swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it’s all kiddie games. You can’t leave a mark on the champ’s face. Come Royal Rumble, understand when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.”

CM Punk, has always said what we here have been saying all along. That quote above, is epic. That one paragraph says so much more than you realize. When you get to the end of this blog, check out another quote from Punk’s epic promo. Because if you have been listening to everything that I’ve been saying this blog all last year, then you’ll see that I’m not the only one who has noticed.

5) On WWE.com some of the superstars who were mentioned in CM Punk’s “Pipe Bomb” responded, including 16 time Champion Ric Flair and the workhorse Tyson Kidd. I had also read Brodus Clay’s response to the pipe bomb. What are my thoughts on this? Well, I’ll tell ya…Brodus Clay played up his babyface character and said that Punk never should have mentioned his name because it wasn’t true. Um, yeah it is. Brodus Clay must have forgotten that when he was brought into the WWE from NXT originally he was Alberto Del Rio’s monster. Then he comes back as this kitschy gimmick. Way to either play up your character so the WWE looks good, or way to suck up to the creative team who made you and Vince McMahon who approved it (if he didn’t come up with it himself). Flair, also, took the more diplomatic approached and chose not to agree with Punk on anything. He said that the fans do matter and that he has always wanted the fans to leave, saying they saw everything they expected and more when they saw him. He performed to gain the fans respect.

“Like I said, if you like me or don’t like me, learn to love it baby, because it is the best thing going today. And that’s the quote I’ll drop on him [down the line] if I see him. WOO!!!”-Flair

But I have to really commend Tyson Kidd. He didn’t choose the higher road. Instead he seemed happy that Punk said his name and mentioned his work ethic. Punk hasn’t been the only one taking notice of Kidd’s work ethic. That is something I’ve mentioned often. But it was Kidd’s response to Punk’s “pipe bomb” that I respect and agree with…

“My initial reaction was that: A.) These people understand and care, too, and B.) Punk is 100 percent right. I respect CM Punk to the highest degree. If he comes out in his gear, I’m excited. If he comes out with a microphone, I’m equally excited. Love him or hate him, he’s good at what he does. I’ve always considered myself a workhorse, and I’ve definitely used that word to describe myself over the last two years. I go out there and give it my all every single match — and I’ve been doing that for 17 years. Whether in WWE or Japan or Europe or back home in [Calgary, Alberta’s] Stampede Wrestling, it’s always been the same story. In a worst-case scenario, I will out wrestle everybody on this show. Anyone that’s gonna out wrestle me had better perform after me, because I’m going to outperform everybody that I saw before me.”

-Tyson Kidd

He isn’t blowing smoke out his ass either when he says that he works harder than everybody else. So kudos to Tyson Kidd for saying exactly what was true of his current state.

6) Tyson Kidd also has the unlucky draw of being the first person severely injured in 2013. Well actually he closed out 2012 with the injury. He had tears in his right ACL and meniscus and a slight MCL tear as well. All have been repaired, and fixed. The injury could have been way worse. A dislocated knee that would have ruptured all the tendons and ligaments at the same time. Kidd avoided disaster by getting the knee fixed now. He dropped twenty-pounds before the surgery to make it easier to keep extra weight off his knee but doing a very structured cardio routine as well as going on a juice diet. He plans on attacking his physio therapy with the same attack he takes to the ring. According to WWE.com, they say he can be back in seven to nine months, but Kidd plans on being back in six.

7) I suppose I should actually talk about this upcoming pay-per-view. The Royal Rumble has been one of my favourites my entire life. The uniqueness of it all, but this year that uniqueness is gone because of the predictability of it all. Unless a last minute change takes place, I can tell you right now what’s going to happen and then tell you what’s going to transpire at WrestleMania on April 7th. And us loyal, true and intelligent fans are not going to be happy. They pretty much already spoiled the fact that John Cena is the only person to win the Royal Rumble on the 27th of January. Oddly that’s tomorrow and guess who is in the Rumble? Cena. Plus they keep bringing up the number of past superstars who have won the Rumble twice. So right there you know it’s going to be someone who has already won it once before. Cena’s won it once before. So there’s two dead give away as to who will win the Royal Rumble. Which leads me to my next pisser. *****SPOILER ALERT***** I saw a post that said that at WrestleMania 29 it was going to be The Rock vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship. So guess what that means? CM Punk will not be WWE Champions after tomorrow. Nope, The Rock will. Where he will then proceed to drop the title to John Cena at a very anti-climatic Rock vs. Cena 2 match at the Show of Shows. I wasn’t impressed with the first Rock vs. Cena, I sure as hell am not looking forward to a number two. Well maybe a different kind of number 2 (haha Sarge will be so proud that I slipped that poop joke in there. Maybe I’ll get brownie (ha! Brownie) points for slipping a poop joke in in the same sentence as Rock vs. Cena). **** SPOILERS OVER***** I don’t really want to go too in depth at what I think is going to happen at the Royal Rumble because then where would my predictions be? Not a surprise. I think it’s safe to say, I’m going on what I’ve heard, not what I want to happen. Because if I went with what I want to happen they would look like this; CM Punk retains; Del Rio retains; Team Rhodes Scholars become tag team champions; and Wade Barrett wins the Rumble. But as the Rolling Stones say, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”.

Who has basically had enough of the whole Dr. Shelby and the Anger Management segments? Don’t get me wrong I find the hugging stuff funny, but when they do it to people who aren’t usually full of humour or expecting it. Like Randy Orton. OMG that was funny. But when they did it Monday night and made everyone in the arena hug, it was over done. Way too much. As much as this has to suck for Kane’s character, it works because he is so unlikely a hugger. Yet he adds the comical relief along with Daniel Bryan’s facial expressions. They are defending the tag team championship against Team Rhodes Scholars. Another team that seem to work together quite well. Damien Sandow, also has great facial expressions that help pull the fans in to what he’s feeling or thinking by just a movement of the eyes or the brow line. Cody Rhodes, well there isn’t much to say about Cody Rhodes, except what the fuck is with that mustache? All the wrestlers are having a blast with it but he keeps it anyways. I just keep thinking…

I mean seriously, it makes him look über creepy! But I will say, I cannot think of one WWE superstar or diva who has not made fun of or mocked Rhodes’ mustache whether it actually WWE television or on twitter. Someone has mentioned it. And well, it does have us all talking.

Well I think I’ve blabbered on enough seeing as this has turned into a massive, well I don’t know what. But Lets just say the pictures take up a lot of room but they were worth it! Until next month. One thought to leave you with, I can’t wait for Mick Foley’s Hall of Fame speech, but I will probably miss it if Bob Backland goes first because that’s going to put me to sleep. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Royal Rumble

Youtube Pre-PPV Match:-WWE United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Greg’s Prediction: The Miz via DQ

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars

Diva’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars

The Game’s Prediction: Team Hell No

Greg’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars

-World Heavyweight Championship, Last Man Standing Match:

C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk vs. The Rock

Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock

Diva’s Prediction: The Rock (unfortunately)

The Game’s Prediction: The Rock

Greg’s Prediction: The Rock

-The Royal Rumble (30 Men):

Sarge’s Predictions: Final 4: Randy Orton, John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, & Sheamus

Winner of the Royal Rumble: John Cena

Diva’s Predictions: Final 4: 1) John Cena, 2)Sheamus, 3)Randy Orton, 4)Dolph Ziggler

Winner of the Royal Rumble: John Cena (again…unfortunately) (I want The Game’s prediction to come true!)

The Game’s Predictions: Final 4: Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett, Ryback & Dean Ambrose

Winner of the Royal Rumble: Wade Barrett

Greg’s Predictions: Final 4: Wade Barrett, Sheamus, John Cena, & Ryback

Winner of the Royal Rumble: Sheamus

See you next month the Saturday before WWE’s Elimination Chamber as we start on the road to WrestleMania 29!!

“why an invisible child, lil’ Jimmy, is better positioned on the flagship show, Monday Night RAW, then a workhorse like Tyson Kidd?”

-CM Punk, January 7, 2013 RAW

Survivor Series Predictions & More

November 19, 2012 fatal4wayblog Leave a comment

Hey peeps, it’s another week here at the Fatal 4-Way. Can you believe that the American Thanksgiving is already here? Well not today but in a few days, which means Christmas isn’t that far away. I may have to bang my head on something sharp now. I’m so glad I reminded myself about that. Why did I? I will allow anyone of you first crack at kicking my ass for mention the “C” word. Sarge, how about taking it away?

BOOT CAMP

How goes it, goobers??

There really isn’t a lot to talk about wrestling-wise right now. Nothing that comes to mind. I’ve got a few things on my radar, but that’s all for another time. Right now, please humor me as I go off the grid, break character for a while, and let things get “real” for a change!

Hey, all kidding aside, I hope everyone has been hanging in there as well as possible lately. You know yours truly has been. Surviving, at best. What more could be expected? Ever since retirement, I have been looking for another job with mixed results. Sent my resume to countless websites and companies, went to a few interviews, and I finally got picked up for one of those jobs! In fact, I started it back on Tuesday, and I’ve got to tell ya…..all the time I was away from work, I never missed anything. It still sucks my will to live and every hour feels like 3. They don’t pay me enough to sit there and do what I’ve been doing all day, let alone sit in shitty traffic in both directions. The mornings aren’t all that bad, but the drive home EVERY fucking night this week had me sitting in a line of cars backed up for 6 miles. That’s half my commute. It takes me almost an hour to go 13 miles! Fucking lame and kills my gas mileage. I’m going to have to spend half of my pay every week just to fill up my tank to drive back and forth to that place.

Still, this job is better than having no job at all. The little money I bring home will continue to keep food in my family’s stomachs and clothes on their backs….but not much else. Honestly, that’s all I care about. Even when the money sucks and we can only get by on the bare minimum, it could always be worse, I guess. That’s what people when they live under the impression that life still holds a glimmer of hope for them. I am confident that things will get better over time. If not where we are now, then maybe somewhere else. I don’t want to go into specifics, but things will eventually change for me and the family. One thing at a time. Each day as it comes. That’s what we do and how we live.

I’ve been told that this kind of “low point” tends to happen to people who retire from the military. It’s all part of the adjustment to civilian life, people tell me. It’s no secret the economy in this country sucks hairy goat balls. The job market isn’t much better. It took me 4 months to get back to work again. I did everything I could to get my ass back to work and start making money for my wife and kids again. Yeah, for me, too….but they come first! Now, I am back working again, but it’s not for the money I would like to be making. So, even with a job and a paycheck, I still feel like I’m not doing enough for the ones I love. I want them to have better than this. I want it for all of us, and this piddly $13/hour grind isn’t going to cut it by a long shot!

I guess the one shining light in all this is the way my wife still has my back, even with the crap turn our lives have taken as of late. She has been a rock through all of it. She never backed down. Never lost faith in me. She has been supportive beyond measure and always says and does things to help keep my chin up. My kids also do wonders for my morale. They always manage to make me smile and laugh no matter how bad my state of mind might be. It’s been more than two years since my son, Kaden was born, and I still just sit there looking at and admiring this wonderful little boy, wondering how someone like me could have possibly created such an amazing child. He’s so smart, sweet and hilarious. My daughter turns 1-year old next month on the 21st (when the world is supposed to end!). Hard to believe it’s already been a year. She has developed in leaps and bounds. Already walking, starting to talk a little bit and just making my wife and I sit back and smile with everything she does. It’s my family and friends who keep me centered in these trying times, and I am forever grateful to everyone for showing that they care. Even those of you who follow me on Facebook have had your say. As you might have seen from some of my recent posts, I have been having a considerable amount of difficulty staying positive. My friends and family stepped forward to reply to my posts with offerings of support and words of encouragement. I take that kind of thing to heart, and when I say you ALL have a special place in my heart…you know who you are!

Seriously, can you blame me? You’ve read (I hope) what I have to deal with these days. It sucks to live each day feeling like I am a failure to the ones I love. Could you really live like that? How would you manage if your quality of life suddenly took a nose dive into the fucking toilet? Before I retired, we made too much money to qualify for WIC, or even food stamps. Now….we’re getting all that shit! I’m not thumbing my nose at it. I know it’s necessary. I guess it’s sort of a “pride” thing. We never needed help before, but now, it practically seems like we couldn’t get by without it.

Anyway, it’s time I shut the fuck up and crawl back under my rock. Hope I haven’t bummed anyone out. I know this isn’t my usual schtick, but I figured it was time I switched gears for one week, and showed you all that your “friendly neighborhood Sarge” is human after all. I promise things will get better, troops. I know they will. So, whether you’re one of those people who wait all week just to see what The Sarge is going to do next….or one of those who simply starts scrolling at my banner and doesn’t give two shits about me or anything I have to say…..I sit down every week and do this “Boot Camp” thing for our readers, and I will NOT stop until God Himself tells me it’s time to hang it up! The Fatal 4-Way is 6 years strong and showing no signs of letting up….and it’s an honor to be a part of it all. It’s an honor to contribute as a member of this team…and it’s a honor to put this thing together for all of you!

Okay, I’m done now. Stepping down off of my damn soap box. Carry on, troops! You’re DISMISSED!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Getting out of the shower to pee is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru.

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F4W#162: UFC 154, Fake Heart Attacks, Shane Carwin and More:

http://youtu.be/sETvXWdLkH0

Wow, I take one week off and it turns out that it worked in my favour. The WWE has already given me enough stuff to talk about. Including a lot that has photographic evidence. Some, anyways. So Imma going to shut it and get to bidness.

I’m guess y’all are wondering what my thoughts are on the fake heart attack angle that Paul Heyman did in the ring on Monday night are. It’s a tough thing to talk about. I mean yeah sure it was in bad taste but then again, nothing the WWE shocks me. I’m not saying I was expecting it so soon but I was indeed expecting it to happen sooner than later. The way I see it, Jerry “The King” Lawler was probably behind the idea to help CM Punk and Paul Heyman get over as heels. Not that they weren’t doing it on their own but the more fuel to the fire of hatered the better, am I right? It’s not the first time Jerry Lawler’s personal life had become a part of the story line. Hell, it’s not the first time for some wrestlers. The way I see it, he would have had to express permission for the WWE to show the footage that was taken backstage the night in Montreal when he had his heart attack. One that was very real. Lawler is a professional, and one whose death almost took place on international television (again, sadly, that wouldn’t have been a first), I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the idea of Heyman faking a heart attack was his own. Lawler allowed his own son, Brian Christopher to come out on television and flat out say that he was a lousy father, and Michael Cole sat there and mocked Lawler’s recently dead mother. These things, would have had to been concented to. So before anyone starts bitching at the poor taste the WWE excersised, then think about this. It isn’t the first time. It won’t be the last time. Plus everyone has been bitching about the PG content as of late and have been begging for the Attitude Era to come back. With Linda McMahon losing the Senatorial race in Conneticut, chances of her running again are slim. The WWE might just be tip toeing back into a more edgier zone. From here on out, anything that is done in more taste or pushes the enevelope, we really shouldn’t bitch or complain about. Hell, we here at the Fatal 4-Way are far from PG. I’m surprised my Breast Cancer rant from a few weeks back didn’t get me in hot water. Even if it did, would I care? No.

I think people need to lighten up. It’s not like the WWE doing something tasteless is out of the ordinary.

Watching RAW this week and as bored as I was, it left me free to explore perfect photographic opportunities. So shall we?

1) I’m convince more than ever that Dolph Ziggler stuffs his wrestling trunks. I’m pretty sure if I was a dude, I would be concerned about my bobo getting hurt and less concerned about making people know whether or not I was stacked. If you are trying to point out your Point, then clearly you don’t have one. Ziggler stuffs.

2) William Regal took a hard hit on Monday, and it wasn’t from Ziggler’s junk either. No what he was hit with was definately bigger and more realistic. Big Show’s fist. Wow that still didn’t sound right. It was actually more Big Show’s hand as you can clearly see the outline on Regal’s chest from where Big Show slapped him. Still sounds wrong…

3)I think Sarge’s article about the fat guy in his parents basement challenging CM Punk got out. Either that or Punk has more than one fat virgin male fan out there. Here I thought they were usually John Cena fans? But I must ask this before I forget, but Camping anyone?

Hey, I didn’t know the WWEshop.com made Superstar tents!

4)My friend and I have discussed at length, haha another Ziggler Penis joke, Ziggler’s sexuality. My friend is gay, and he agrees that Dolph Ziggler is gay. Maybe I need to bring to the table Antonio Cesaro’s sexuality as he was carrying around a purse on RAW. As my friend would say, no straight guy carries one of those.

In one retrospect, he’s hiding his junk behind his “murse” so therefore Antonio Cesaro must be packing quite the rod. Ew! I’ve seen how hairy his upper thigh area is, so even if he is packng a decent pecker, I’m sure it still looks like a robin’s egg poking out of an eagle’s nest.

5)Brad Maddox got his nice, tight, tush handed to him on Monday night RAW by Ryback. To say I was a bit disappointed was an understatement. I was having flash backs to when the 1-2-3 Kid beat Razor Ramone. Yes I saw that happen the first time. Yes I’m that old. Anyways, the flashbacks continued. The more I watched Maddox enter the arena, the more I realized, he was stealing from entrances.

How many entrances from wrestlers from the past did he steal? A bit of Jericho mixed with Razor Ramone mixed with Breg Hart, and a touch of Wade Barrett at the end. That GIF was just one of many over on Tumblr. That made me laugh, but not as hard as I did when the ambulance was backed into the arena. I was totally expecting some of the other referee’s to get out and lean up against it with their arms crossed over their chests. You know kind of like when you have that one nerdy kid who really wants to play baseball but can’t bat worth shit, so the pitcher calls the entire outfield to come closer. Great show of faith in Maddox. I would have loved to see him squeek out an upset win over Ryback, but that didn’t happen. I know it’s not realistic when a guy like Maddox fights a steroid machine like Ryback but then again the WWE never caters to the realisim or else the Diva’s who could actually wrestle would be on TV instead of the ones who can’t but are on TV all the damn time. So I wasn’t surprised when Maddox lost and lost hard. Doesn’t he kind of remind you of a young Matt Hardy?

6) Daniel Bryan:

GOAT FACE!

The End! lol!!!

So now that my picture fun is over with.

Cody Rhodes suffered an injury during the taping of Wednesday’s show Main Event. During his match against Kane, he suffered a concussion and a strained shoulder. With more tests planned for this week on Rhodes, his Survivor Series participation is in question. He and his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, are a part of Team Ziggler against Team Foley. It’ll be interesting to see whether or not Rhodes will be able to take part.

I think that’s all I’ve got for this week. So I didn’t yap your heads off, but I would have thought that was a good thing? Lol!! Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends, you know who you are. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Survivor Series

-United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: R-Truth

Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Greg’s Prediction: R-Truth

-Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Elimination Match (possible match):

Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. Epico & Primo vs. The Prime Time

Players

Sarge’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio

Diva’s Prediction: Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (I’m being hopeful)

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Eve vs. Kaitlyn

Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

The Game’s Prediction: Eve! If they give Kaitlyn anymore tv time i quit!!

Greg’s Prediction: Eve

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Big Show vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (unfortunately)

The Game’s Prediction: Big Show

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus then Dolph Ziggler cashes in his MITB

-10-Man Traditonal Survivor Series Elimination Match:

Team Foley: vs: Team Ziggler

Randy Orton Dolph Ziggler

Kofi Kingston Wade Barrett

Kane Alberto Del Rio

Daniel Bryan Cody Rhodes (?)

The Miz Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio

The Game’s Prediction: Team Ziggler

Greg’s Prediction:Team Foley with Randy Orton & The Miz being sole survivors

-WWE Championship; Triple Threat Match:C) CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

That’s it for this week. See y’all next week. We have a busy month ahead of us in December. I’m not sure if we are going to be taking a weekend off like we usually do. I need to discuss that with my team. I think we all deserve a little break, don’t we? To all our American friends, that includes Sarge and his amazing family… HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!! And remember there’s a lot to give thanks to.

“I hit hard!!”-Ryback On RAW November 12, 2012

“Thanks for stating the obvious…to yourself you douche-fart.”

-Me in response to Ryback on RAW November 12, 2012

Snazzle, Politics and Suspensions!

November 12, 2012 fatal4wayblog Leave a comment

Hey there peeps! Hope everyone enjoyed the very nice weekend (at least here in Southern Ontario). It’s a testosterone filled edition this week as I am taking the week off. I have all the faith in the world of my male counter-parts to whip it out. Lol!!

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, weasels??

So, it’s been a couple weeks since ya heard from your friendly neighborhood Sarge, and there has been a lot going on. Not just in wrestling, but in “real life”, too. Remember a few weeks back when I told you how my current job search was shaping up? Not much success to speak of back then, eh?? Well, since the posting of that article, I have had several phone calls from potential prospects, and just the other day, I got all suited up “Barney Stinson style” and went to two in-person job interviews.

Both were very good experiences overall. Pretty happy with them. Now, I wait to hear back from them and see if anyone will actually accept me. Nailing down one of these jobs would be LEGEN…..wait for it……DARY! I’ve got to admit, there was a lady in my first interview and she was very (how do I say this?) “nice looking”. If she asked me what position I was there to interview for, I’d have a hard time keeping myself from blurting out “Ummm…is missionary still available?”

Yes, I am The Sarge, and I am a man-pig. Get used to it!!

I’m joking, of course.

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I only wish WWE was joking with all of us when they made the biggest fuck-up in PPV booking history LIVE on Monday Night RAW a couple weeks back when they announced Team Foley VS Team Punk at Survivor Series. Sure, it’s great to actually have a traditional Survivor Series match at that PPV, but why the bloody fucking Hell would put the reigning WWE Champion and the #1 Contender on opposing sides if said match rather than put them against each other in a match for the damn title?? The WWE writers remind me when Minnie Mouse cheated on Mickey….because she was fucking Goofy! Now, I’m glad they came out and “sort of” admitted they screwed up by reconfiguring the teams for Survivor Series and booking a title defense for CM Punk against Ryback (and Cena). Now, Team Punk has become Team Ziggler and The Miz has quit for his team already. I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to associate my name with a clusterfuck like this year’s Survivor Series, either.

What’s with all this damn “Team” crap? Team Foley. Team Punk. Team Ziggler. Team Cobro?? Team Rhodes Scholars?? This is WWE, not fucking Twilight, you dipshits. Knock it off already! People run around shirtless in WWE because it’s generally acceptable. Fuckers in the Twilight movies do it to make 12 year old girls leave wet spots on the movie theater seats. Freakin’ gross, I know! I’m so glad the next movie is going to be the last one. I guarantee if anyone back in the day ever called Hawk and Animal “Team Road Warriors”, the bitch would be sucking his steaks through a straw!

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But, the highest profile “team” action as of late seems to be the alleged match between “Team AJ” and “Team Cena’s Lady Parts”. Honestly, I think this whole bit is a load of bull crap. I have no idea where Vickie Guerrero is going with this, or for what reason we are all being subjected to this garbage, but it’s happening and there isn’t a damn thing anyone can do about it short of tuning it out, or taking a shit break every time we hear “Excuse Me!” until further notice.

It’s funny how people named AJ seem to get stuck in the dumbest storylines. A couple months back, we had AJ Styles over on TNA Impact Wrestling in some intelligence insulting “baby Daddy” angle that was so fucking terrible, AJ’s female counterpart in the storyline (Claire Lynch) actually received harassing e-mails and death threats, and the angle had to be terminated because the fans were getting so worked up and pissed off over how damn retarded it was getting!

Can we do that with the AJ/Cena thing, too? Please??

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After all that, I think I am about done for this week. Maybe it’s best that I back off now before anyone really gets hurt….or someone puts a hit on me for something I said.

Hey, it could happen! I swear.

Anyway, I’m out of here for this week. Have a great week coming up, and a happy Veteran’s Day on Monday, if you live in a place that celebrates that day. I do, and it holds a special meaning for me seeing how I am, in fact, a military veteran myself! I really do appreciate how some restaurants in this country make a nice gesture by offering free meals to Vets on that day. I know they mean well, but I have to feel bad for the people who endorse these events. Ya see, I have heard horror stories about how long the lines are to get into these restaurants, and how many people just turn around and leave because they would have to wait for hours just to get a damn seat. I imagine the service when the joint is so ridiculously packed would be horrendous as well. It’s so sad to think how angry people get while taking part in a function that is supposed to be a happy celebratory environment. That’s why I choose to avoid those things altogether and stay home for Veterans Day meals. What do you expect me to do? Take my chances at Golden Corral and their Wonderful Chocolate E-Coli Fountain?? FUCK THAT, JUNIOR!

I’m out! And you’re…..DISMISSED!!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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Hey everyone, how are you doing this week? Did you enjoy both WWE RAW and Super Smackdown? Or were you more concerned with the US Election this week? I’m glad to see Obama back in office for another four years. I do believe he is the right guy for Americans (but that is just my opinion). Speaking about the election did you hear Linda McMahon didn’t win her senate seat? I think we all knew she wasn’t going to win, but the most amazing thing out of this was how much money she spent! She apparently spent 100 Million dollars for her campaign! That’s just so crazy! I don’t think she needed to spend that much money. She probably could have just spent 25 million and that would have been all right. But 100 million?! Just think what that money could have been used for instead? Sometimes I wonder if polictions have more money than brains. LOL Anyway enough with that and let’s move onto something more interesting in wrestling!

I have to be honest this week when I was watching WWE RAW I really wasn’t into it much. I was doing other things on my computer. I did watch it for the three hours but nothing really caught my attention. I think one of the reasons why I didn’t bother paying much attention do it was I read the results earlier. Both RAW and Smackdown were taped in England and they are a few hours ahead of us. So the reports were coming in just as RAW was starting up. I read it and was like meh it seems like an okay show. The only big news out of it we now get a Triple Threat match for the WWE Championship. Both CM Punk and Ryback have been pulled out of their Survivor Series match to be put into this new main event with you guessed it superman himself John Cena. I was really looking forward to seeing them in the actual Survivor Series elimination match. But now Team Foley needs to find someone to replace Ryback and Team Punk has now been turned into Team Ziggler and The Miz has stepped down from that team because he doesn’t trust Paul Heyman. So Wade Barrett is now replacing him. I have a feeling we might The Miz joining Team Foley in the future. But who knows for sure.

I recently heard some plans for The Rock when he returns to WWE starting in January. Some of the ideas I heard through a hotline are really cool and I’m pretty sure if any of you are a Rock fan you will be enjoying it. The WWE seems to have a lot of things planned for him when he does come back. I don’t want to spoil anything for you guys but in the coming months you will see some pretty exciting things. Hopefully WWE doesn’t change their mind or The Rock either.

I just read on pwinsider today that JBL has signed a deal to stay with WWE. He will be broadcasting with Joey Mathews on Smackdown. He won’t be wrestling though. I hope he gets better at his commentary. I didn’t watch him on Smackdown on Tuesday because I was working nights this week. I think he is starting to get back into the groove of things because when he first came back he was brutal! He will also be on PPVs with Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Speaking about Lawler he is going to be returning to WWE RAW this Monday night as a broadcaster! I’m really glad to hear this news. I have missed seeing him on WWE TV. It really hasn’t been the same without him. I know a lot of WWE fans around the world have missed him too!

Here is something fun I’m going to share with you; last night while I was at work I decided to tweet a celebrity. This celebrity was Devon Sawa. He is a Canadian Actor who has been in films such as Idle Hands, Final Destination, Casper, Wild America and many other films. Currently he is co-starring in Nikita. Anyway I just recently started to follow him on Twitter this week. I noticed that he is a big WWE Wrestling fan as well as a MMA fan too. So I decided to ask him who is his favourite WWE Superstar at the moment. He tweeted back to me saying it was CM Punk! I was quite impressed to hear back from him. So I’m hoping I will be able to ask him more questions via Twitter. We shall see. His twitter is @DevonESawa if you want to follow him!

This weekend is the TNA PPV. I don’t think we will be doing predictions for it. I only know one match and it is Jeff Hardy VS Austin Aries for the TNA World Championship. I hope Jeff Hardy does win. He has straightened up a lot this year. I hope he stays on a good path.

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you all enjoyed my blog and have a nice day!! J

You can reach me on Twitter at @blitz101 and check out my tumblr http://glclub.tumblr.com

F4W#161: Stephan Bonnar Retired and Suspended + GSP/Condit 154 news:

http://youtu.be/WOCpiUGzCn0

That’s it for this weeks my friends. Hope you’ll be back for next week which will include WWE Survivor Series Predictions. Sorry to our TNA fans that we’ve been skimping on TNA pay-per-view predictions. I still don’t have cable so I have no idea what’s going on and I dare not to waste my downloading time on TNA. Just saying! Ciao!

Hell In A Cell Predictions and more

October 29, 2012 fatal4wayblog Leave a comment

All the spooks are out this week. Don’t believe me just take a look at the WWE’s Hell In Cell card for this Sunday! OMG, it’s scarry.

Happy Halloween to all you ghost and goblins. It’s a wonderful time of the year for children and drunk adults. I should know, I was one of those drunk adults this weekend. Remember, don’t eat any of your candy after trick or treating until you’re parents can inspect it for any wrong doing’s, but also remember to supervise them because they will steal from you. I know, because my mother used to steal from me too. It’s like “touch my Twix, and Imma gonna cut you!”

Happy Halloween, but it’s time to shut it and get to bidness!

I’m not all that impressed with the build up to Hell In A Cell. They have had over a month to prepare and it seems like they did enough prep work as is it takes to turn a door knob. There has been times when there has been 2 weeks between pay-per-views and even those have more thought put into them. The lack of build up to Ryback vs. CM Punk, the boring build up to Sheamus vs. Big Show. For being the main championship matches, they have had less build up then Kofi vs. Miz, Layla vs. Eve vs. Kaitlyn, Orton vs. Del Rio. Even Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars has had more build up. There is something seriously going on here. It’s not like the WWE doesn’t have the resources to create interesting and intricate storylines, however it’s like they took their lazy pills. All that creative are doing is sitting there, yawning and producing crap just because they no longer want to write. I wonder if it’s because when they do write something interesting someone higher up says, “nope that’s too good for our viewers.” And they give us crap. The creative team could be bored since they continue to give us crap.

Ryback vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship: I don’t know where they could possibly take this. I doubt they are ready to bury Ryback, although I certainly won’t complain. I am curious to see how they will end this match. Someone has to go over. Do I care enough to pay for this event…nope!

Big Show vs. Sheamus for the World Championship: Is it just me, or has both major Championships (WWE & World) have always been done in a Hell In A Cell match? I don’t think this one is. It isn’t being built as a Hell In A Cell match. Either way, I hope this is the end of this program because I’m not impressed with what they’ve done with this storyline. I actually believe they should have dropped Wade Barrett into a feud with Sheamus before Big Show. Clearly that was evident with Barrett and Sheamus’ last three matches together where they OWNED the programming. OMG those two could go and I would have preferred to watch a 20-minute Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett then a 2-minute Sheamus vs. Big Show. WWE screwed up. They screwed up by putting the wrong heel in with Sheamus. Just saying.

The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: I really like both guys, and both guys have done an excellent job building towards this match in a short time. Not only that, they’ve had solid and exciting matches with one another in the past few weeks. I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes my match of the night.

Layla vs. Kaitlyn vs. Eve for the WWE Diva’s Championship: I don’t like any of these three ladies. I’d rather watch a chimpanzee jerk-off to Beethoven’s 69^th symphony. None of these three deserve to be in the title picture but when you think about it, the only ones who do deserve it, are Natalya, Tamina and Beth Phoenix and well, as far as we know, Beth Phoenix is done for now (although nothing has officially been announced from WWE). If Beth leaves, we are left with these three. That is not cool. I don’t care who wins, as long as it’s not Layla, Kaitlyn or Eve. I guess that means vacate the damn title.

Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Team Hell No for the WWE Tag Team Championship: TEAM this sucks only because TEAM names make me want to TEAM puke. I do however enjoy the TEAM of Kane and Daniel Bryan, but even that is getting TEAM old. I don’t TEAM think this match is going to TEAM wow me but then you TEAM never know, right? Team Right! If I had to pick a TEAM team, I would have to go with TEAM Hell No. Time to move the TEAM on…

Randy Orton vs. Alberto Del Rio: This also has the potential to steal the show at Hell In A Cell. Randy may not be there full time right now as he’s filming 12 Rounds 2 in Vancouver, but he is still making the build up to this match so fantastic. I’m sorry but if I was Alberto Del Douche Bag, and trust me when I say I’m glad I’m not, I would have crapped my little gold lammé manties when I dropped down to do the RKO as a way to Mock the Apesh Pretadoor, and found him coiled in the same position behind. Totally would have filled my shorts! Just saying!

Sorry it’s so short this weekend. I’m hanging pretty bad and it has literally taken me all day today to write this. I know right? Not a good sign. Lol!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com

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F4W#160: AJ Removed as GM on RAW, Rybacks chances:

http://youtu.be/FN4CkS_bq8A

BOOT CAMP

What’s jumpin’, jellyfishes??

Meh. Whatever. I’m not much for intros tonight. You don’t come here for snappy welcomes. If you did, I’d have to send you to get your damn head checked.

Now, let’s get down to the twig and berries of this bitch!

Ya ever get the idea that the WWE Creative Team has totally run out of ideas. Like if new ideas were dynamite, not a single one of them could even blow their nose? Watching Big Show and Sheamus these past few weeks on SmackDown, I am feeling that more with each passing segment. What do you do when you have no fucking clue what to do with two guys who are facing each other for a major title at the upcoming PPV?? Have them come out and TALK back and forth for 20 minutes every damn week! Even better, make them stand behind podiums while they do it, or have them test their strength on some piece of amusement park buffoonery that was so staged, I almost had to have surgery to get my eyes to roll back to their normal position. COME ON! Even this past Friday night, all those two did was come to the ring and yakkety-yak-yak-yak at the end of the show and then get into some pointless scuffle. Why? To build tension for the PPV on Sunday. Right? I’m hoping this all gets resolved at Hell In A Cell because I don’t know if I can take much more of all this damn talking!

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Talking!

So. Much. TALKING!

Not from Big Show, or Sheamus. Nope! From this guy………

I have no idea who this guy is, or who he thinks he is, but he has posted several videos calling out CM Punk. He jumps on there flapping his snaggle tooth and his 12 chins basically challenging CM Punk to a fight. He said he wants to do it for charity, but since CM Punk never responded to him, now he’s just more pissed than a fat lady when the BBQ ribs run out at Golden Corral! So, he hit the webcam once again this week and posted another video ranting about CM Punk again, calling him a coward.

Is this the same dumbass who got hit by Punk a few weeks ago at RAW? What is up this dude’s ass anyway? Maybe he sat on a CM Punk action figure and it got sucked up into his crack and now, he’s all bent out of shape because he can’t reach around his human-sized chicken nugget frame to pull it back out. This guy has no idea what he’s doing. Even if CM Punk did reply and agree to fight him, this bloated douche would need his inhaler halfway down the entrance ramp!

CM Punk is NOT his enemy. Apparently, God hates him enough already. Try calling Him out for a fight, asshole! If your big mouth doesn’t get you killed, you can bet sleep apnea will get you eventually! I’d say go and try out to be on The Biggest Loser, but it looks like you already nailed that title down! Tell me….did you shoot that video in your parents’ basement?

Dude, just shut the fuck up already. Get down off your damn high horse and get the point! CM Punk will NEVER fight you. I think it’s pretty much illegal for WWE superstars to put their hands on anyone outside of a damn storyline. If you’re trying to get CM Punk arrested or something, you can keep trying all you want. Nobody is listening, and nobody gives a shit!

Besides, dude looks like what would happen if “Sloth” from The Goonies fucked Honey Boo Boo’s mom!

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Speaking of CM Punk, and his match against Ryback at Hell In A Cell this Sunday, I read online that the WWE Creative brain surgeons were having trouble figuring out how to end the match. Have Punk win and end Ryback’s undefeated streak, or have Ryback win? Either finish would prove to be rather problematic for future storylines.

I think the fact that it’s a Hell In A Cell match is what hurts the formula here. If not for it being that kind of environment, and the No DQ rules of that type of match, they could still have Brock Lesnar run in, attack Ryback and give him the win by DQ, which would let Punk keep the title, as well as set up a feud for Ryback and Lesnar. Of course, I don’t know what Brock’s cushy contract will let him do in the way of matches, but this way would make more sense and keep everything intact for Punk/Rock/Cena at WrestleMania next year while letting Ryback move on and continue to have more high profile feuds.

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Anyway, people. That’s all I’ve got for you this week. If you’re getting the Hell In A Cell PPV, try to enjoy it. I will not be getting it, for various reasons. I can track the results on WWE.com for free, and get a decent recap during the week on RAW and SmackDown.

Let’s hope by this time next week, we haven’t all lost faith in wrestling and stopped watching it altogether. I hope not, or we might all miss the (rumored) return of Ric Flair this Monday night on RAW. That’s what I have heard anyway. We’ll see how that goes. Maybe it will give all of us here in the Fatal 4-Way something to talk about next week. Guess you’ll just have to get your monkey asses back here to find out!

Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

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Hell In A Cell

-Hell In A Cell Match; WWE Championship: C) CM Punk vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk (oh God I hope so)

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback

Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Sheamus vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars

Diva’s Prediction: Team Hell No

The Game’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars

Greg’s Prediction: Team Hell No

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match:

C)Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlyn

Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn (puke)

The Game’s Prediction: Layla

Greg’s Prediction: Eve

-WWE Intercontinental Championhip: C)Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston

Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston

–Randy Orton vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

The Game’s Prediction:Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Hey take a look at our Quote of The Week, complete with the picture that accompanied the quote…

“Look at how big Sandow is…” -Jim Ross on RAW October 22,2012

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Big one this week, Run-In By Brandon & TNA PPV Hard Justice Predictions!

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Howdy peeps! How goes it this fine yet rainy (at least here in southern Ontario) weekend? We have a big one for you this week, including a guest writer.

BOOT CAMP

Awwwww….Shucky-ducky-quack-quack, y’all!

Hmm….yeah, that sounded even more stupid the second time I said it in my head. Sorry, troopers! I promise I’ll do better next time.

Know what? Let’s just get down to why we all gathered here once again…to talk about shit. Am I right? RIGHT! Let’s do this!

You’d be proud of me after I sat through TNA Impact this week. I have absolutely no clue what happened with AJ Styles and his “baby Mama”! Normally, the segment they are in bothers the fuck out of me, but this week, I barely remember even seeing them.

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I am totally oblivious to whatever happened in that TNA storyline, but there is one thing that stands out like a sore thumb.

Ryback has pink eye!

Just try and ignore THAT little detail. It’s like the guy on Austin Powers: Goldmember with the huge mole on his face. Moley moley moley!! It would be really hard not to let it slip during a conversation with him.

Just don’t fuck up and call him “Eyeback” by mistake.

I wonder if this is contagious. When Ryback chants “FEED ME MORE!!”, is he talking about antibiotics? Maybe the meds he is taking for this are supposed to be taken with food. Either way, I hope that nastiness clears up for him soon.

Poor guy. Even his crowd signs are getting infected now….

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I have a bone to pick with this guy, Antonio Cesaro. I mean…who really gives a rat’s behind if he can speak five languages? The only language he NEEDS to speak is English. Otherwise, he might as well just mumble and grunt like Khali, the hairless Wookiee.

He isn’t so great. Look…I’ll show you. I can do it, too.

In English: douche bag

In Spanish: El doucho del bago

In French: le douche baguette

In German: Die baggen auf der douchen

Last, but not least…in Italian: Antonio Cesaro

See that? Easy as pie!

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Speaking of douche bags, the big news broke the other day that the manager of the Prime Time Players, A.W. had been “future endeavored” due to off-color remarks he made comparing one of his clients to Kobe Bryant. Apparently, associating WWE superstars with rapists is bad form on a PG-rated television program.

The following is taken from a post on NoDQ.com:

A.W. Released By WWE, Goes On Twitter Rant

Posted by Steve Carrier on 08/10/2012 at 07:29 PM

WWE announced Friday that they come to terms on the release of WWE Superstar A.W. as of today, August 10, 2012. “WWE wishes A.W. the best in all his future endeavors,” the company noted. The terminated personality subsequently went on multi-post diatribe on Twitter ripping the organization:

AW Promotions is no more ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your support and hate, it’s been a great run. Now I get to do me which isn’t PG!

@TitusONeilWWE & @DarrenYoungWWE thank you for allowing me to speak on your behalf. You guys are the best and I’m glad to call u my friends!

I’ve offended the wrong people that taught me how to have ATTITUDE It was the #WWE that made me bold and now it has turned it’s back on me

Let this be a lesson to up and coming talent in the WWE don’t try and be great like the Rock or Stone Cold. WWE isn’t the same…

Just be normal shut up and be a yes man so you can collect your check and feel like your special. #SELLOUTS!!

I remember a time when the WWE didn’t care about breaking the mold but now everyone is so afraid of their own shadow. #RemeberTheFans

Thanks to the fans who showed me support over the whole Kobe thing and to those I upset I apologize again. Remember It’s entertainment folks

I really do hope Linda wins that election because If not then all of this BS has been for nothing. #GoLinda!!

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Folks, there is so much wrong with this Twitter rant from A.W., I am not even going to comment on it. Read over it and draw your own conclusions. He fucked up. His mouth got him in trouble and he can’t handle that he got called on his bullshit for once. He said “Don’t try to be like Stone Cold or The Rock because WWE isn’t the same”. DUH!! It’s been that way for years now, fucktard. Sure, we all hate the PG era, but it’s here and everybody (especially WWE employees) needs to be more careful about their words and actions. Vince and his goon squad will always be watching your every move. I don’t condone the PG rating because I think it takes away from the product, but since there’s nothing I can do about it, I suck it up and press on.

Okay, so maybe I had a little bit to make comments about. No one’s gonna fire me for expressing my point of view. This is why we put out this blog to begin with. Freedom of speech, bitches! We do what we want. We say what we want! Why?? Because fuck you! That’s why!

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Whoa! I guess I got a little worked up there. Suppose that means it’s time to pack it up and call it a day. Time to close the doors on this session of Boot Camp. Come on back next time, troopers! You don’t want to miss it!

Not if ya know what’s good for ya!

Until then, troops…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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Review

“Myster Controversy”

Before I begin my review for tonight’s RAW. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Brandon Ewing. My handle is “Myster Controversy”. I’m a very outspoken and passionate wrestling fan. At times, I end up being in the minority when it comes to my views on professional wrestling. For example, I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a John Cena fan. I may dislike certain aspects of his character. However, he’s done enough in this business to warrant my respect. Same goes for TNA Wrestling. Most wrestling fans hate the federation. I enjoy it on most occasions. In general, I’ve been a fan of professional wrestling for over twenty years. Starting with Jim Crockett Promotions (a.k.a. WCW in the early days). The first wrestling match I ever watched was between Sting and a random jobber. From that point forward, I was instantly hooked!

However, that’s a story for another day. Maybe I’ll contribute an entire article about my love for wrestling? We’ll see…

Without any further ado, let’s get down to business.

(RAW 2012 Theme)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXCiHUMKJo&feature=related

We kick Monday Night RAW off with a new intro video. I have to admit. This was way better than the last package with that stupid Nickelback theme. I know people may not be a fan of this new theme song for RAW. But to me, it’s a big improvement.

(New RAW Opening Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy5LvvLPE_M

Our new RAW General Manager AJ Lee skips down to the ring. Last week, she wore a Stephanie McMahon GM suit. To wearing all white this week. Either way, she looks damn sexy in both! Anyways, she announces two blockbuster matches for tonight’s show. The Big Show going up against ‘The Viper’ Randy Orton. Who made his return last week from his 60 day suspension. Also, John Cena versus AJ’s ex-fiancé Daniel Bryan. CM Punk interrupts AJ after these announcements. Punk comes out to a mixed, yet mostly positive reaction from the WWE Universe. Punk tells AJ that he’s sorry for his actions last week. She deserves respect, just like Punk deserves respect as the WWE Champion. AJ accepts the apology. Punk then tries to get AJ to cancel the WWE Championship match for SummerSlam. The fans immediately turn on Punk. Chanting: “No!”, “No!”, “No!”. AJ tells Punk she may make a lot of mistakes in her new role. But making the match at SummerSlam wasn’t one of them. Punk counters by accusing AJ of trying to get back at him. John Cena’s comes out. As he receives a good pop from the crowd. Cena accuses Punk of becoming another ‘one of those guys’. Telling Punk he needs to earn respect. The fans break out into “Let’s go Cena. Let’s go Punk” chants. Cena tells Punk he needs to fight each and every day for respect. Cena blames Punk for the Triple Threat match being made in the first place. Punk counters by telling Cena that he tells it like it is. That Cena doesn’t have to earn anything around the WWE. Punk says he won’t be disrespected by Cena, Big Show or AJ. Punk brings up the fact that at last year’s SummerSlam. He beat John Cena. Big Show’s music hits. Before he could reach the ring, AJ tells everyone to cool it. Save their aggressions for later tonight. AJ then books Punk into a match. She gives the WWE Universe a chance to decide Punk’s opponent. The choices are: The Miz, Kane and Rey Mysterio. Then tells the WWE Champion his match is up next.

My Thoughts:

I have to say. The opening segment was very meh. As much as I adore AJ, I’m not that impressed with her promo skills. Hopefully she will improve as time goes on. CM Punk cut a halfway decent promo. Trying to coax AJ into canceling the match for SummerSlam. I felt from the moment Cena came out. That’s when this segment started to go downhill. All Cena said was that after eleven WWE Championship reigns. He’s having to fight for the fan’s respect? The problem we have is simple. John needs to spend more time putting other wrestlers over. Rather than hogging the main event spot on every Pay-Per-View event. He doesn’t need to go after WWE Championship reign number twelve. Granted, we know Cena is the company ‘cash cow’. We get it. I respect it. However, there comes a point in time where things really need to change. Cena’s role in the company needs… to… CHANGE! Then we got into the blame game. Cena blaming Punk for setting up the Triple Threat match. Punk blaming Cena for attacking him first. Blah, Blah, Blah! Then Big Show comes out for no apparent reason. Other than to stand there and look stupid on the ramp way. I mean, if the guy isn’t going to cut a promo. Much less cause any damage. Why the hell do you bring him out there?

Random note, do we really got to see the same Triple H/Brock Lesnar promo over and over again?

Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler announces the results of the poll. Rey Mysterio wins with 47% of the votes. So we have CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio up next in a non-title match.

My Thoughts:

Out of the three possible opponents for CM Punk. I felt this was the best choice to go with. Overall, this match was okay. There were some nice spots. Overall, I felt the match to be lacking compared to the past Rey Mysterio/CM Punk matches we’ve been treated to on numerous occasions in the last couple of years. CM Punk going over surprised me a little bit. I figure with Rey Mysterio coming back off an injury and a 60 day suspension. He would get the upset victory. Thankfully, I was wrong. Punk goes over with the Go to Sleep. I felt this could’ve gone on another 5-10 mins. A good victory for the WWE Champion CM Punk.

Match Rating: **1/2

Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez arrives to the building.

A return promo video airs for Wade Barrett. The video is more or less inspired from the “Fight Club”. I have to say WWE did a VERY GOOD job with this. I’m looking forward to Barrett’s return.

(Wade Barrett’s Promo Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NooyqQkh4yo

We cut to Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez confronting AJ Lee backstage. Alberto starts kissing up to AJ. Comparing her to SmackDown GM Booker T. AJ initially tells Alberto she doesn’t have him booked in a match tonight. When she walks away, Del Rio & Ricardo talk amongst themselves. They make a comment about AJ being “crazy”. AJ overhears this, and changes her mind. Booking Del Rio in a match next. Del Rio argues with Ricardo to go fetch his ring gear.

Cole & Lawler hype HBK’s return tonight at his hometown of San Antonio, Texas. As we cut to a commercial break.

My Thoughts:

I LOVE the return video for Wade Barrett. WWE takes advantage of his Bare-Knuckle Brawler background. I hope that he comes back with better theme music. His latest theme is HORRIBLE! The interaction with Del Rio, Ricardo & AJ was just there. The back & forth dialog between Del Rio & Ricardo is entertaining as usual.

Christian is in the ring when we come back on the air. Lawler announces that Christian will be Alberto Del Rio’s opponent.

Alberto Del Rio goes over Christian. Del Rio hits Christian with a ‘boot’ (yeah I know, ridiculous!). This sets up the Cross Arm breaker. Del Rio goes over by submission. As Del Rio celebrates, Sheamus shows up on the titantron. Sheamus says he thought about what Del Rio said last week. Agreeing that he was ‘beneath him’. Then we see a shot of Sheamus near Del Rio’s car. Ricardo left the keys in the ignition when he went to grab Del Rio’s gear. Sheamus hops in and promises to take his car on a ‘sight see around San Antonio’. Sheamus speeds out of the parking lot. Both Del Rio & Ricardo start freaking out. Randy Orton vs Big Show is coming up next after the break.

My Thoughts:

You would think given the classic match-up Christian & Alberto Del Rio had last year at “Extreme Rules”. This would be an easy candidate for Match of the Night. Well… not exactly. This was a far cry from any of that. I don’t know what Christian has done. Since he has lost the Intercontinental Championship, he’s been in the dog house. The ending to this match was STUPID! I can understand knocking a guy out with a foreign object. Maybe even a steel chair. But this was as lame as you can get folks. They didn’t even sell the boot as being loaded. This would have made the ending more believable.

Match Rating: *1/2

The promo with Sheamus was a good setup to add fuel to the fire. Sheamus doing everything he can to get under Del Rio’s skin. I couldn’t help but chuckle every time Sheamus called Del Rio “Berty”.

Randy Orton versus The Big Show ends in a double count out. Big Show spears Randy Orton on the arena floor. Both men were unable to enter the ring before the count of ten. After the match, both men enter the ring. Big Show goes to hit Orton with the W.M.D. Orton counters with an R.K.O.

Promo’s for Triple H/Brock Lesnar, HBK’s return and SummerSlam roll respectively as we go to a commercial break.

My Thoughts:

Like the last couple of matches. This one was very lackluster. I’m not sure who was in charge of booking the matches tonight backstage. But they need to be FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

The ending was very anti-climactic, even though it made sense. You got Orton returning. Despite the 60-day suspension, is white hot with the fans. Big Show is in the main event for SummerSlam. So you can’t exactly have him looking weak heading into the show in two weeks. If anything, the only purpose this match served was to make all the Randy Orton fans happy. So there ya go!

Match Rating: *

Back live on the air. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks are in the ring. Set to face Ryback in a 2-on-1 squash match.

Ryback goes over after pinning Curt Hawkins with the Shell Shocked.

John Cena vs Daniel Bryan is hyped as we cut to a commercial break.

My Thoughts:

I’m gonna come out and say it right now. I love this Ryback character. Now, before I can get any heat. I know full well that his character is an obvious inspiration of Goldberg. WWE has slowly been stepping up his competition over the past few months. He went from squashing no name, local Indy wrestlers. To low card WWE jobbers like Jinder Mahal, Tyler Reks, Curt Hawkins. I realize his name sounds like a sandwich from Arby’s (seriously, it does!). To me, I think despite the similarities. Ryback is the kind of character WWE needs right now. He’s a breath of fresh air to the roster. I’ll even go out on a limb to say this guy will likely be a main eventer by this time next year. He may not be a World Champion by that time. But he will be a major player.

Match wise, nothing to brag about. You’ve seen one Ryback squash match. You’ve seen em’ all. This was no different.

Match Rating: *

As we come back live. We have a tag match between the Primetime Players versus Primo & Epico. Surprisingly, this was probably one of the better matches on the card so far tonight. Primo & Epico pick up the victory after Epico hits the Back Stabber on Titus O’Neil. The Tag Champions Truth & Paradise get involved. Keeping the Primetime Players from bailing out of the match.

After the match. Damien Sandow is briefly interviewed by Josh Matthews backstage. Damien vows to rid the WWE of all foolishness. Starting tonight with Brodus Clay.

My Thoughts:

This tag match was definitely one of the better matches on RAW tonight. I’m a huge fan of the Primetime Players. They’re one of, if not the only team. To grab my attention in recent years, in what has been a piss-poor tag division. I like the gimmick WWE has for A.W. Last week, he was in the middle of controversy for making a joke about Kobe Bryant. To me, I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. Considering that most kids watching the show wouldn’t have a clue what he was talking about. Regardless though, I do believe his gimmick. As cool as it might be, is it a bit distracting. In my opinion, a manager’s job is to get their talent over. By doing so, the last thing you want is to steal heat from your clients. Unfortunately, that’s what A.W. is doing right now. While I sincerely believe it’s unintentional. In the long run, it’s going to be hurtful for the team. We’ll wait and see if that happens.

Overall, it was a good match. Sadly, no Rosa Mendes tonight…

Match Rating: **

Next up, it was scheduled to be Damien Sandow versus Brodus Clay. However, those plans changed in a hurry. Before Brodus could make it to ringside, Damien clipped him from behind. A vicious assault ensued. Damien, in brutal fashion, took out the knee of Brodus Clay. He celebrates on stage as referees tend to Brodus.

We cut backstage to AJ and Daniel Bryan. AJ tells Bryan he has definite anger issues. Bryan swears that he is calm now. That he agrees with her decision for him to face John Cena. Saying that after he defeats John Cena. The match will be a Fatal-4-Way. However, AJ has other plans. She tells Daniel Bryan that he has to face Kane instead at SummerSlam. This starts a hilarious “YES!” and “NO!” back and forth between the two, as we cut to a commercial break.

My Thoughts:

I loved the attack on Brodus Clay. This was to me the first time Damien Sandow showed his true aggressiveness. I’m still unsure if the knee injury, even prior to the attack on Clay. Is a legit injury or not? Either way, he’s selling it really well. If you missed this segment, shame on you! To me, this was one of the highlights of the entire show.

(Damien Sandow attacking Brodus Clay)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ms32seH9mE

Next up, we have the return of Kelly Kelly…

Anyways, Kelly Kelly goes one-on-one with Eve Torres. Kelly Kelly gets the victory after a Hurricanrana Pin.

Afterwards, Michael Cole & Jerry Lawler recap what had happened earlier with Del Rio & Sheamus. Cole then says that Sheamus has touted a video of him driving around San Antonio in Del Rio’s car. Before we go to break, we learn that Shawn Michaels will be out next!

My Thoughts:

The divas match was typical. Same spots, same ol’ bullshit. You’ve seen one horrible Kelly Kelly match. You’ve seen the rest of em’. She may be one of the hottest Divas in the WWE today. However, that doesn’t make up for her lack of wrestling ability. On the plus side, maybe I’ll get my wish seeing Kelly Kelly face off against Raquel Diaz. That would be a perfect storyline for Raquel. Once she is promoted to the main roster from NXT.

We come back from break. “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels is introduced to his hometown crowd. Always a treat seeing Shawn on an episode of Monday Night RAW. The fans welcome him back with a thunderous reaction. Shawn thanks the WWE Universe for letting him be a part of RAW 1,000. Calling the reunion of D-Generation X ‘priceless’. He talked about how the more things change. The more they stay the same. He talks about the confrontation between Brock Lesnar and Triple H. Suddenly, Brock’s music hits. Both Lesnar and Heyman come out to ringside. Heyman starts kissing Shawn’s ass. Talking about how he agrees with everyone about Shawn being the best ever. How he would normally seek out Shawn’s opinion, but not for this match. Telling Shawn that Brock is showing up at SummerSlam to fight Triple H. To prove that he’s the “Baddest Dude on the Planet”.

Shawn counters by saying any other time. Brock Lesnar was your man. But attacking Triple H on a personal level was not the way to go. HBK sides with Triple H as we all would expect in this situation. He believes it so much, he wants to see it all go down personally. Shawn then announces he will be in the corner of Triple H at SummerSlam. Heyman replies by telling Triple H he will not leave on his own terms. Brock then gets on the microphone. Telling Shawn the only reason he believes Triple H can beat him is because Shawn has never been in the ring with him until now. Suddenly, Triple H’s music hits.

Brock and Heyman retreat. But not before Brock tells Triple H he will see him at SummerSlam. Then tells Shawn he will see him ‘before then’. Both Heyman & Lesnar walk away with smiles on their faces.

After this, Cole shows the Tout video of Sheamus. Taking the car over to the Alamo. As we then cut to a break.

My Thoughts:

Always good to see Shawn back on RAW for these little one-off appearances. However, for this to be an ‘Appreciation Night’. WWE had a funny way of showing it. I’m assuming this will come after the show is off the air. Nonetheless, I liked the confrontation between Shawn, Heyman and Lesnar. At the conclusion, I get the impression Lesnar is gonna jump Michaels at some point before SummerSlam. Maybe next week on RAW?

Next up, we have Alex Riley versus Dolph Ziggler. Chris Jericho joins Cole & Lawler at ringside. Thanks to a distraction by Jericho. A-Ry is able to roll-up Ziggler for the 1,2,3!

After the match, Cole announces that AJ sent out a Tweet. Booking Kane versus The Miz in a match that will be coming up next.

My Thoughts:

A decent match between Riley and Ziggler. I loved the ending with Jericho shooting a tout video to cost Ziggler the match. That was brilliantly done. A nice surprise win for Alex Riley. I feel he’s one of the guys whose been mistreated by WWE management lately. No reason why this guy shouldn’t turn heel and have a good push. Nonetheless, it was a good storyline build between Ziggler and Jericho.

Match Rating: **

We come back on the air to show Sheamus in another tout video. Eating Mexican food in Del Rio’s car. Spilling all over the place (this is supposed to be funny why??). Anyways after this, Kane comes out to face The Miz. Kane goes over The Miz after a Chokeslam from Hell. John Cena versus Daniel Bryan is up next in our main event.

My Thoughts:

A match that was thrown together to kill time. Miz and Kane weren’t selected earlier tonight by the WWE Universe. So it made sense at least to throw them in a match. Unfortunately, the match itself wasn’t much to brag about. I was a little surprised to see Kane go over the newly crowned Intercontinental Champion. Then again, with Kane now slated to face Daniel Bryan at SummerSlam. I guess this was WWE’s way of making Kane look decent heading into the match. So from that perspective, I get the decision to put “The Red Machine” over Miz.

Match Rating: *1/2

Matt Strikers interviews Daniel Bryan before the match. D-Bryan is sporting a new “No! No! No!” shirt (this shit is getting ridiculous!) Bryan doesn’t want the fans to chant “YES!” anymore. So they start chanting it, with Bryan chanting “No!”. A very stupid segment if you ask me.

So now we go to our main event between John Cena and Daniel Bryan. After a good contest, John Cena wins by pinfall following an Attitude Adjustment. As Cena celebrates, Punk comes out. Both men have a stare down, with Punk holding the WWE title in the air. Cena shoves Punk out of the way as Big Show makes a run-in. Show goes to Choke Slam Cena. Cena counters, as he attempts an Attitude Adjustment. Punk gets back up. Knocking both men down, it was déjà vu all over again like the conclusion of last week’s RAW.

Punk jumps out of the ring. He grabs a headset at the commentator’s booth. Punk tells Lawler & Cole that maybe Cena is right. That’s his fault the title match is a Triple Threat match at SummerSlam. Maybe it’s his fault that people have been disrespecting him. People like Jerry Lawler. Talking about how he shook hands, kissed babies and let people walk all over him. Saying that every RAW will end the same as the last two. With CM Punk standing tall as WWE Champion. Anyone standing in his way, gets taken down by the “Best Wrestler in the World”.

Punk goes back into the ring. Attempts a Roundhouse Kick to Show. Show dodges and knocks the WWE Champ out cold with the W.M.D. Show sizes up John Cena and knocks him out too with a W.M.D. Big Show is shown standing tall with the WWE Championship, as RAW goes off the air.

My Thoughts:

The main event was good considering the time both men were given to work with. I realize that John Cena can’t work a great match by himself. However, with the right opponent, he can put on a good match. Daniel Bryan showed tonight that he can be one of those guys. Bryan carried the match and did an excellent job of making Cena look strong heading into SummerSlam. The conclusion to the match was perfect. I felt it would’ve been bad to see a Submission specialist like Daniel Bryan tap out to the S.T.F. I’m glad WWE went the route they did with the ending.

Match Rating: ***

For the rest of Monday Night RAW, it was literately déjà vu all over again. At least, that’s how it seemed to go. Punk laid both men out. Getting on the headset, telling everyone that he’s doing things his way now. Punk put the spotlight back on him and the WWE Championship. Big Show changed all that by laying both Punk & Cena out at the end. I felt Show was getting the short end of the deal between Punk and Cena. For me, I’m happy that WWE allowed Show to look dominant again. Big Show made both men take notice of him. When I felt originally this three-sided feud over the WWE Championship was more about a battle of respect between John Cena and CM Punk.

Final Thoughts:

I felt RAW was very lackluster for the most part. There was a few good moments sprinkled in. Damien Sandow “injuring” Brodus Clay was one of them. The Main Event between Cena and Bryan was good for what it was. Wade Barrett’s return promo alone got me excited to see the “Bare Knuckle Brawler” returning to action very soon.

Everything else was just bad. AJ still needs to improve on her acting as General Manager. The matches for the most part were poorly scripted. Matches that should’ve been very good on paper like Del Rio versus Christian. This should have got more time and a better ending.

Good to see Shawn back as usual. But I felt there was no real ‘Appreciation’ being shown. Which was funny considering WWE made it out to be a big deal. When all we got was Shawn coming out to say thank you to the WWE Universe. Then decided to butt-heads with Heyman and Lesnar. Inserting himself into the Triple H/Lesnar storyline.

I would’ve had most of the WWE Roster come out and thank HBK for his contributions to the company. Than at the end of all that. Lesnar come out and drop HBK with an F-5 maybe to piss Triple H off. That to me would’ve made for a way better segment then what the company presented us tonight.

I felt like the rest of the show was just ‘there’. Each match felt rushed just so we could get to the next segment. I mean, to me. There’s no excuse for this. WWE has a three hour block. They need to take advantage of this. Give the matches more time and meaning. Rather than slap a bunch of random, filler sh*t in to string us along.

RAW did nothing for me. The negatives outweighed all the positives this show had going for them. I hope next week’s ‘go home’ show, we will get a better show overall. All I know is. Writing a review for a three hour RAW has been brutal (laughs). But it’s fun, and I look forward to doing this every week if possible.

The

Review

Welcome back to my weekly recap. Hopefully you guys enjoyed my review for Monday Night RAW. I tried to have a little fun with the results. Adding funny pictures and one liners whenever I could. With NXT, I’m taking a different approach. Thankfully, I can say the ‘new’ NXT is one of the better shows WWE has to offer. If any of you have followed Florida Championship Wrestling (FCW). Then you may recognize most of the wrestlers. Problem with NXT is the shows are hard to find. Thankfully, I have a link to watch every show. So if anyone is interested. Hit me up on Twitter, Facebook or E-Mail me. All my addresses are at the bottom.

With that out of the way, let’s get down to business shall we?

(NXT Opening)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yOEcaGmCuE

William Regal, Jim Ross and Byron Saxton welcome us to the show. We kick things off with a NXT Championship Quarter-Finals match. Justin Gabriel goes one-on-one with Michael McGillicutty. The match ends after Michael McGillicutty hits the McGillicutter on Gabriel for the 1, 2, 3. Michael McGillicutty advances to the semi-finals. He will face Seth Rollins next week on NXT.

After the match, we learn Kassius Ohno will be competing in a match after the break.

My Thoughts:

Minus a few sloppy moments, this was a good match. I’m not a huge fan of Michael McGillicutty. To me, he seems so generic. A far cry from his Father the late “Mr. Perfect” Curt Henning. I believe he’s a decent worker. The charisma, along with the ‘it factor’ just isn’t there. Justin Gabriel is a terrific wrestler. I think he needs a little fleshing out to his character. I mean, the problem with Gabriel is he’s got the talent. However, everything else about him is bland. He is nothing more than a generic, cookie cutter high flyer.

All in all, this was a good match to kick the show off. I think between the two wrestlers. I see Michael McGillicutty getting better opportunities than Gabriel. Not because of his family heritage. I think he stands a greater chance of improving. He needs to develop his own persona. So he can separate himself from his family background. Take a look at Raquel Diaz, the daughter of Eddy and Vickie Guerrero. Despite the gimmick being similar to The Beautiful People, it works in the WWE. She’s found a way to make the fans care about her in the ring. The point I’m trying to make is. McGillicutty and Gabriel need something to catch the eye of the fans. If you can’t attach yourself to the character, you won’t go anywhere in professional wrestling. It’s gonna take more than wrestling ability to get the job done.

Match Rating: **1/2

Next up, we have Kassius Ohno versus CJ Parker. Kassius Ohno picks up the victory with the KO.

After the match, we have a promo with Mike Dalton and Jason Jordan from last week. Both men talk about how the fans never expected them to win. They officially form a tag team by the end of this segment. Before the break, we learn a Divas Tag match is up next. Paige and Tamina Snuka, go up against Kaitlyn and Caylee Turner.

My Thoughts:

Not a whole lot to say about the match. I’m not familiar with CJ Parker whatsoever. To me he seems like a jobber. Given how one sided this match was, that’s the impression I get from him. Kassius Ohno is the IWC darling. He has a great following due to his time in Ring of Honor as Chris Hero. Unfortunately, I’m not a regular ROH follower. Therefore, I hardly watch the product. When I heard this guy was signed to the WWE. I wasn’t excited, not because I disliked the guy. But I wanted to see what he could do first, before I formed an opinion.

From what I’ve got to see of Ohno, I’ll admit. I’m impressed with his performances. Do I think he’s the best thing since sliced bread? Not really. I’ll see where his character goes from NXT and beyond. Tonight, he had a good victory over CJ Parker. Let’s see what this guy can do against talents like Justin Gabriel, Seth Rollins or Richie Steamboat. Ohno is going to be a guy I’ll be keeping a close eye on.

The promo with Mike Dalton and Jason Jordan was pretty bad. I’m sorry, but the delivery from these two. Sounded exactly like a couple of giddy, overly excited IWC fans marking out. I’m not impressed with these guys at all.

Match Rating: *½

The Divas Tag Match takes place after NXT returned from the break. Paige and Tamina Snuka go over Caylee Turner and Kaitlyn. Paige rolls up Caylee into a small package for the victory.

After the match, Bo Dallas is shown warming up backstage. Derrick Bateman walks up to wish him good luck.

My Thoughts:

I think the Divas tag match would have been better had it not been for Caylee Turner. This girl is beyond HORRIBLE in the ring. It showed tonight with a couple of blown spots. I’m not sure if she’s cut out for wrestling to be honest. On the other hand, Tamina and Paige showed some good chemistry out there tonight. Kaitlyn is continuing to improve. The bottom line comes back to Caylee. She messed this match up royally. I used to think Alicia ‘Botch’ Fox was bad? But she takes the cake folks. In my honest opinion, Caylee shouldn’t be in the ring at all, period!

Match Rating: *

Before the main event began, we’re treated with a promo for The Ascension.

(The Ascension Promo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O8d_U6JrZo

It’s now time for our NXT Main Event. Bo Dallas goes one-on-one with Jinder Mahal in a Quarter-Finals match. After an impressive Reverse STO. Jinder Mahal defeats Bo Dallas with the Camel Clutch. Mahal celebrates his victory to end this week’s NXT!

My Thoughts:

I love the Ascension! What a breath of fresh air these guys bring to the WWE. It’s edgy. It’s cool. To me, it’s like they took the best elements of The Ministry of Darkness. Combined that with The Brood, and we’re given The Ascension. WWE is trying to make the Tag Division feel important again. It’s obvious with teams like The Uso’s, Primo & Epico, The Primetime Players, Truth & Paradise, Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel. The company is trying to build this division back up. I’m anxiously awaiting the day these guys can debut on RAW or SmackDown. Then make a go for the WWE Unified Tag Team Championship. For now, I’m content with watching these guys raise hell on NXT.

I have to say first and foremost. I was genuinely shocked to see Jinder Mahal get the victory. After so much stock that was put into Bo Dallas. I felt for sure he truly was one of the favorites to win the tournament. I’m trying to wrap my head around this as I type. This used to be the same Jinder Mahal. Who many months ago, was Sheamus’ whipping post. How many squash matches did Mahal go through with Sheamus anyway? I’d love to have that statistic someday. Anyway, my point is this ladies and gentlemen. Why does the WWE wait until now to care about Jinder Mahal?

Don’t get me wrong. I love this gimmick. I loved it when the Iron Sheik did it. Sgt. Slaughter did it with his support for Iran. Muhammad Hassan did it through his support for the mistreatment of Muslims throughout post 9/11. If anything else, Jinder Mahal is Muhammad Hassan lite. Not that I’m going to use that to take anything away from his character. When you spend most of last year burying this guy, it’s going to take a while to build back up his support base. I’m not so sure if I’m ready to care about Jinder Mahal just yet. Maybe in due time, I’ll change my mind.

The match itself was pretty good. Both these men seem to work well together. I can potentially see both wrestlers working a feud on NXT someday. I’ve got nothing negative to say about this contest really. Maybe the match could’ve gone on a little longer? That’s just my opinion anyway.

Match Rating: ***

Final Thoughts:

Overall, it was a solid NXT show. This show has been through hell and back. Like the vast majority of us wrestling fans. I am so happy this show has turned itself around. Into the show I always knew it could be. I’ll try not to rant and rave about this for too long. When I saw the debut episode of NXT two years ago, I was sick to my stomach. Not even the talents of Daniel Bryan, Wade Barrett and others could save it from being a joke. I knew this Reality TV garbage we were being fed was a disaster waiting to happen. Sure enough, as time went on. I was right.

Today, this version of NXT is what we should have received two years ago. Instead of dwelling on what could’ve been, I’m happy to live with what is now. The only thing that puzzles me is why WWE refuses to showcase this show? My understanding is the International markets are able to watch it. Yet in the United States, there’s no way to watch. That’s if you’re lucky to find it on YouTube.

I like to keep my articles *spoiler* free. Well… minus the shows I talk about obviously. Therefore, while I have knowledge of who wins the NXT Championship Tournament. I’m not going to spoil it for the rest of you. Fact is, I can’t stand spoilers. Now before I get accused of contradicting myself. Let me explain how I learned about the winner of the tournament. How I found out was through a random, unavoidable post on Facebook from a wrestling website. I was so angry to find out who won the tournament. I wanted to strangle whoever posted this story. To me, this is a reason why all wrestling shows today need to be live, not taped. Let’s kill off spoilers once and for all. My feelings would not be hurt if every wrestling dirt sheet site were shut down one by one. The Internet is killing the business, not the dreaded “PG” era.

With that said, I am “Myster Controversy”. Look for my recaps for NXT, Impact Wrestling and SmackDown in the days to come. Also, I have a very special article regarding my thoughts on the “PG Era” in professional wrestling. I hope to turn a few heads with what I’m going to say. Keep an eye for that article in the near future.

That’s the story for now.

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Sometimes you think to yourself, can things possibly get any worse? The answer is, indeed they can. I wasn’t sure that the WWE could top what they tried to feed us last week but low and behold they did. However, not all was bad. So instead of talking about it now, why don’t I shut it and get to bidness…

After last weeks numbers of RAW, I thought to myself why don’t I take matters officially into my own hands and do my own real numbers. The number of matches went up from last weeks seven matches to nine and a half (the half being the match that didn’t actually officially take place between Brodus Clay and Damien Sandow). HOWEVER, we got more matches but the grand totally of those NINE (not including Clay/Sandow), was done like this. The moment the bell rang to start the match, the moment the bell rung to end the match. A grand total of 44 minutes and 51 seconds of actual wrestling;

Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk = 6minutes 36seconds

Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio = 3minutes 8seconds

Randy Orton vs. Big Show= 5minutes 42seconds

Ryback vs. Tyler Reks & Curt Hawkins= 2minutes 50seconds

Primo & Epico vs. The Prime Time Players= 3minutes 34seconds

Kelly Kelly vs. Eve= 3minutes 4seconds

Alex Riley vs. Dolph Ziggler= 4minutes 20seconds

Kane vs. The Miz=3minutes 47seconds

Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena= 10minutes 54seconds

= 44minutes 51 seconds

What is wrong with this picture? More matches, even less time than last weeks? HOWEVER, despite the shitty showing for minutes in the ring out of a 2hour 12 minute 12 second show, Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena exceeded all my expectations and ended up being a damn good match. We finally got a Diva’s match and they gave it more respect than Ryback, which says something. The stuff with Sheamus was entertaining. And Shawn Michaels being confronted by Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman actually kept me interested. That says something as well, considering my feelings for Brock Lesnar. CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio was a strong match as well. No doubt, I’m probably the only one who enjoyed seeing Alex Riley defeat Dolph Ziggler, no matter how wrong it was of the WWE to book that match that way. Having Alex Riley defeat Ziggler any other time would have worked great, but to have him do it now while Ziggler is carrying the World Championship Money In The Bank brief case, makes him look extremely weak. I’m not a Ziggler fan. I can’t stand him. For a wrestler he isn’t bad, but his look doesn’t pull me in. It doesn’t make me take notice. It makes me roll my eyes and want to stick my finger down my throat because playing super model is more entertaining than Ziggler is. I thought Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio was a decent match, as was Kane vs. The Miz. No doubt the match quality has gone up despite the short amount of time the WWE is giving them. I was hoping that with a three hour show, that the matches would be longer and better, but that isn’t the case. They’re better, but not necessary longer. What we are getting are short bursts of potentially great matches. The worst match had to be Kelly Kelly vs. Eve. The second Kelly fucked up the stink face, was it for me. I was like, did you just screw up the stupidest yet easiest move ever to be introduced to the world of professional wrestling (if you can call it a move)? Ryback vs. Hawkins & Reks follows damn close up the behind with the second worst ever. I’m slowly becoming a partial fan of Damien Sandow since he’s gunning for one the dumbest morons in the business today, “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay. Make him stop dancing? Yes Please!!! As for my opinion on AJ Lee as General Manager. I’m giving her time. She isn’t sucking, but she isn’t really there yet either. I am buying it though. I do like what they have her character doing. She’s a lot less annoying. One major critism though, she needs to STOP skipping around the ring like a child, or nobody is ever going to take her seriously. The show itself didn’t suck. It wasn’t great either.

One thing that has to stop is Michael Cole saying that the tag team division is heating up and that we have all these “new” tag teams. OK, maybe that’s two. Where are these so-called “new” tag teams you keep talking about Cole? Other than Darren Young & Titus O’Neil as The Prime Time Players, I see no “new” tag teams. Kofi Kingston and R-Truth are the WWE Tag Team champions, but they aren’t new. Epico & Primo, aren’t new. The Uso’s aren’t new. Tyler Reks & Curt Hawkins aren’t anything. Over in NXT, there are “new” tag teams. The Ascension comes to mind. Those two guys, holy shit. Potential city. They have a great entrance, a great look and a hard hitting in-ring tactic. I’ve enjoyed watching them on NXT. But The Ascension are on NXT, not RAW or SmackDown. Whatever Michael Cole is watching to get this information about the tag team division, maybe he should share with the rest of us. And if it isn’t information he’s getting but something funny he’s smoking, again… maybe he should share with the rest of us.

Anyone miss Rosa Mendes this past Monday on RAW? No, didn’t think so. But she wasn’t there with her tag team, Epico & Primo. She arrived in San Antonio late Sunday night, and immediately called the police. Apparently her boyfriend (possibly her fiance), former WWE manager of Tyson Kidd, Jackson Andrew (real name Andy Slocum–haha what I can do with that last name), is a habitual woman beater. But instead of me talking about it, here’s the article I got from http://www.prowrestling.com from TMZ (which we all know I do not find reliable);

“Breaking News on a WWE Diva, New Report from TMZ

Date Added: August 06, 2012 Story By: Marc Middleton– TMZ is reporting the following:
“WWE diva Rosa Mendes told police her fiancé is a habitual woman-beater … and she’s afraid the guy will eventually try to kill her … this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.
And sources tell TMZ … the guy Mendes is afraid of is a former WWE talent.
According to the report, the San Antonio Police Dept. found Mendes crying in a bathroom stall at San Antonio International Airport late Sunday night, repeatedly stating that she needed help. Mendes had just flown from her home in Vegas to S.A. for a WWE event.
According to the police report, Mendes — real name Milena Roucka — told cops her fiancé had “hit her several times at their shared residence in Las Vegas.”
Sources connected to the case tell TMZ … Rosa’s fiancé is Andy Slocum … a former WWE talent who went by the stage name Jackson Andrews. Slocum was fired by the WWE in 2011 for breach of contract after continually blowing off sessions.
In the report, cops note Mendes was under the influence of alcohol at the time they made contact with her.
Cops say Mendes told them “she was afraid [her fiancé] would try and kill her. She also stated the abuse had been an on-going thing.”
S.A.P.D. spokesman Officer Matthew Porter tells us Mendes filed a battery report around 10:17 PM. Cops took roughly 30 photos of her body … which appeared to show bruising and scratches.
A rep for the WWE tells TMZ … “Milena Roucka contacted a WWE Talent Relations representative this morning to notify WWE that, upon her arrival in San Antonio last evening, she contacted police at the airport to report alleged domestic abuse that occurred just prior to her flight.”
The rep adds, “WWE is supportive of Rosa and will provide her with professional assistance.”
We reached out to Slocum for comment — so far, no response.””

That’s where she was this past Monday. I’m not a fan of her personally. I think she has no talent, but no woman deserves to be going through this. I wish her luck, and I hope she can get out of this relationship and not be one of those dumb women who go back to their abuser. I can say that because I was one of those dumb women, only the abuse wasn’t physical. It was emotional and a lot harder to prove.

Moving On….

Kia Stevens, formly WWE’s Kharma & TNA’s Awesome Kong, is on a quest for losing the weight she gained while being pregnant and the depression weight she gained after tragically miscarrying. She told sources that she was let go by the WWE because of the amount of weight she gained. Stevens left on good terms and hopes to return after getting back into ring shape. She wants to be healthy again and get back with the WWE. Stevens said that she gained a lot of weight while going through depression caused by the death of her baby. She had a hard time dealing with the loss, as imaginable. Kia Stevens has a lot of talent and I was sad to hear that she was let go, but I understand completely. What she was going through has been something any woman wanting to be or is already a mother dreads. The loss of their child.

Am I getting deep this week? I’m totally going soft. But what isn’t soft, is the the fact that Wade Barrett is on his way BACK to me…err…the WWE. We haven’t seen him since his unfortunate accident the night after the Elimination Chamber back in February. While he’s been away, he’s a surgery on his elbow, filmed a movie set for release next April, and is now sporting a beard, and looking fucking hotter than all get out. I think it’s because my boyfriend has some facial hair that I’m finding it extremely sexy on Barrett. A vignette was aired on RAW this week and he was wearing nothing but jeans, and well… that gets me every fucking time. A guy wearing nothing but jeans, and has bare feet. Only thing missing on Barrett was the bare feet. If he had, I think I would be a massive puddle of patheticness. And btw… Don’t tell my boyfriend, shhh!!

YES PLEASE!

All ladies may get off the Barrett Barrage, there is only room for one, and that is me.

It’s only Wednesday morning and look at me, I’m boogie-ing through this weeks edition and NXT, Superstars & SmackDown haven’t even aired yet! God I love it when I’m actually on the ball. It’s been a while, eh? Lol!

Is it just me, or does there seem to be something off with Randy Orton? I can’t quite pin-point it, but there just seems to be something missing. And NOOOO it isn’t his beard. I’m not sure if he’s not feeling it right now, or if something is just wrong. I could be imagining it. I’d love to know what any of you think about this? Care to let me know, just email or tweet me, information is at the bottom of The Skirt Sheet.

I see this has been going on for a while now, so I shall move forward with your Frank Eudy report. Oh this week was AWESOME!!! Frank got put on the block for the third time. Out of 34 Days he’s spent 22 days on the block to be evicted. Danielle put Frank up against Wil after she promised Wil before she won Head of Household that she wouldn’t. I think I may have reported this last week, so consider this a recap. The Power of Veto happened which Danielle won, but Frank got stuck with the Spirit-tard. The Big Brother cheerleader outfit that he has to wear for an entire week.

(Frank, his former coach Mike Boogie, and Boogie’s other team member, Ian)

Miracles of all miracles, Mike Boogie and Frank, managed to talk Danielle into putting up Janelle. Janelle was in season 6 & 7 (all-stars), and is considered the best player to play the game, although she’s never won Big Brother she was one of the most popular. I can’t figure out why she is popular because she’s a two-faced plastic bimbo. She’d make a good WWE Diva come to think of it. Anyways, so Boogie (winner of season 7 All-Stars) and Frank were successful and during the POV ceremony, Danielle took off Wil from the block and shocked Janelle by putting her up next to Frank. I believe her comments were, “I’m shocked. If I had known I was going to be nominated, I would have put on some make-up and wore a cute outfit.” AND THIS WOMAN IS A MOTHER? That poor kid. She’s doomed. Anyways, so this past Thursday was the live show, where they evict one of the two house guests who are up on the block, and then play to see who will win Head of Household (HOH). All week, the house guests were avoiding Janelle who was up everyone’s ass trying to find out how everyone was voting. She honestly thought she had everyone’s but Boogie’s vote. Joke was on her when host, Julie Chen, announced “with votes 8 to 1….Janelle you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.” AND FRANK RIDES AGAIN!!!! GO FRANK! GO FRANK! GO-GO-GO FRANK!!! OHHHH-HOOO but it isn’t over yet folks. Nope. During the HOH competition, Boogie and Frank were against each other and Boogie threw the competition to allow Frank to have a chance at winning it. AND HE DID!!! Now I was so happy I think I may have motor-boated my boyfriend’s arm pit, but I can’t be sure.

But FRANK EUDY, son of Sid Vicious (Sycho Sid, Sid Justice), is safe for at least another week. He won’t be on the block this week. But I’m curious to see if he and Boogie will break their “Silent Six” deal with Danielle, Dan, Britney & Shane. Personally, I wouldn’t. Not yet. However, if they are going to, back door Shane. He’s the biggest threat in the house. I wouldn’t let Shane play for the POV, because he’s won every single won except the one Danielle won this past week.

That’s it for this weeks Skirt Sheet. I’m super excited because next week my beautiful niece, Kaitlyn, will be here from Alberta. Remember the wonderful article she wrote about CM Punk for school, that I published after she got it back? That’s my Mini- Me! I can’t wait. She gets to meet Mat and hang with me. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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TNA

Hard Justice

-20 points in the Bound For Glory Standings, Ladder Match:

AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle

Sarge’s Prediction: Kurt Angle

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

The Game’s Prediction: Samoa Joe

Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-20 points in the Bound For Glory Standings, Tables Match:

James Storm vs. Bully Ray vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Robbie E.

Sarge’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy

Diva’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy

The Game’s Prediction: Robbie E.

Greg’s Prediction: James Storm

-20 points in the Bound For Glory Standings,Falls Count Anywhere Match:

D’Angelo Dinero vs. Magnus vs. Mr. Anderson vs. Rob Van Dam

Sarge’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam

Diva’s Prediction: Rob Van Dam

The Game’s Prediction: Magnus

Greg’s Prediction: Mr. Anderson

-TNA X-Division Championship Match: C) Zema Ion vs. Kenny King

Sarge’s Prediction: Kenny King

Diva’s Prediction: Zema Ion

The Game’s Prediction: Kenny King

Greg’s Prediction: Zema Ion cause I like his name

–Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez vs. Gunner & Kid Kash

Sarge’s Prediction: Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez

Diva’s Prediction: Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez

The Game’s Prediction: Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez

Greg’s Prediction: Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez

-TNA Knockout’s Championship: C)Miss Tessmacher vs. Madison Rayne

Sarge’s Prediction: Madison Rayne

Diva’s Prediction: Miss Tessmacher

The Game’s Prediction: Madison Rayne

Greg’s Prediction: Miss Tessmacher

-TNA Heavyweight Championship:C)Austin Aries vs. Bobby Roode

Sarge’s Prediction: Austin Aries

Diva’s Prediction: Austin Aries

The Game’s Prediction: Austin Aries

Greg’s Prediction: Austin Aries

That’s it for this week. Thanks to Brandon for our Run-In this week. He worked really hard. Everyone did this week. So lets call it a day. Ciao!

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Laurinaitis Sucks, Cena’s Divorce & more!!

May 14, 2012 fatal4wayblog 3 comments

Happy Mother’s Day out there to all you Mom’s! Y’all deserve it! Raising kids and being the best parent that you can be is the toughest job out there and the pay sucks, but the benefits more than make up for it. We cherish and love our mom’s so much and thank-you for giving us life (and not actually taking it back when we do something wrong!) One day, I hope, I’ll get a chance for a mother’s day of my own. To all those mommies kicking asses and taking names, this blogs for you!

I’m not sure if this will turn out to be a traditional Dexter list because to be honest, I’m just really really pissed off tonight. Worst week at work, and it didn’t even start at work. It started because some morons in their father’s Lexus decided that it was fun to harass me at a gas station then proceed to follow me to work. Anyways, that’s been my week. It’s time to stick the duct tape over my victims mouths and get to work.

For those unfamiliar with the Dexter Skirt Sheet, should know one thing…It’s all in fun. It’s a hypothetical way for me to take out my frustration about wrestling in my blog. I do not condone or suggest that anything actually happens like this because that’s immoral, and wrong. I wouldn’t hurt them, I just get frustrated sometimes. However this will be the first time that Shawn Michaels, and Michelle McCool won’t be featured in the Dexter list. I’m not even sure if this is going to be a list in the traditional sense of the word. It might just be me über bitching. Well maybe until I get to Laurinaitis. That could get messy. Must remember to lay down the proverbial drop cloth.

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW this week. It seemed to be the longest two hours ever. Everything was just completely dragged out and the matches were very lack luster.

The Miz putting Brodus Clay over, nearly made me want to vomit. The match just sucked! It’s obvious now more than ever that The Miz is not going back up to the top anytime soon. In fact, I think they are what I’m now referring to the “Getting Matt Hardy-ed.” Talented person, who pisses the officials off once and/or makes a boo-boo, and then gets punished by losing to subsequently untalented and waste of space performers that need to be put over but don’t deserve to be put over, and this goes on until the “Matt Hardy-ed” party’s contract is over or until they get fired. It seems ever since Miz, missed catching R-Truth, he’s been going straight down hill from the top. Accidents do happen, I truly believe that. Nobody is perfect. I have to deal with that in my own job. Apparently I’ve nearly been Matt Hardy-ed here because of one mistake. People expect you to be perfect, but if they want perfection, hire robots. Anyways, back to The Miz. Looking like an orange aside from too much spray tan this past Monday, he went out there and worked hard to make both himself and Clay look good. Judging from the fact that Clay sucks massive herpie inflamed balls that’s not easy to do. Either way, Miz deserved more from that match. He should have gotten the win over Clay. I get that the WWE wants to keep Clay as a monster in the ring and gentle dinosaur outside of the ring, but come the fuck on! Who is stupid enough to buy into this? The WWE is already recycling and old gimmick from the 80’s by stealing The Junk Yard Dog’s idea of bringing children into the ring to dance with them. I’m just waiting for some Church mother to freak out and start saying that Clay is a pedophile. That will put a stop to the Funkasaurus. What makes him funky anyways? Is it fromundacheese? Not even going to question why he’s a saurus. Think about it!

And for the record… I still think he looks more like Funky Kong from Mariokart than King Hippo from Tyson’s Knock-out game! Just sayin’! And we all know I’m always right.

Dolph Ziggler! A man who was once in the WWE championship picture. A question that still makes me wonder who did he blow to get put there. While you’re pondering that question, I’m going forward. I know that a lot of you think that Ziggler is talented but I find him inconsistent. This past week on RAW, he fucked up his finisher the Zig-Zag, which btw are rolling papers that a lot of people use to roll their fatties! The booking in this match sucked anyways. Kofi Kingston’s S.O.S is a great move that he rarely hits, and then Ziggler kicks out of it? Like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BALLS WAS THAT ABOUT???? Nothing about this entire match made any sense. I felt like I was watching a TNA match. Kofi wasn’t the problem. He never is. But between the booking, and Ziggler, it made everything look like complete crap!

I am seriously starting to believe that I could run this company better than they are.

And what the hell is this A&W dude, or AW or Ass Wash, or whatever his name is. I’m sort of confused because wasn’t this guy Abraham Washington before. OMG I just got it! AW = Abraham Washington. Anyways the name isn’t important, what is, is apparently he’s building a stable. He’s got Primo, Epico and Rosa and maybe possibly Mason Ryan. You know what I’m thinking here… Anyone who goes with A&W/AW/Ass Wash/Abraham Washington, I bet eventually ends up on the “future endevoured” list. I see four people looking ready to get the boot.

Kaitlyn (not my niece but the WWE Diva) has an Adam’s apple. Just sayin’!

I’m still on the belief that current WWE Diva’s Champion, Layla, is going to hurt someone. She’s so sloppy. She’s been with the WWE for how long now? Six years. Six years and she has no fucking clue what she’s doing out there. She’s sloppy which means she can easily hurt someone. Someone with talent. Go back and dance for the mother ship of air heads. I’m tired of these shitty ditzy bitches coming into the wrestling world. Lets keep, Karma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Tamina. Get rid of the rest. Offer Trish and Lita a contract to help out Fit Finlay train the few that might have a decent career like Kelly Kelly, Eve and maybe Layla. Get Mickie James, Tara (Victoria) and Gail Kim back. Allow them to have strong matches. Use them properly and promote them properly. Then steal Velvet Sky and Angelina Love and rebuild the Beautiful People. How much work would the WWE have to put into fixing the Diva’s division? Not much. Look how fucking easy I made it. It’s just the matter of dollars and contracts. But it’s not completely hopeless. Get writers specifically for the Diva’s. Have three or four writers coming up with ideas and storylines for the Diva’s. Slowly infuse them into the shows and each week I bet those girls will be taken seriously again.

I’m glad Paul Heyman is back. Not overly thrilled at how he came back. The wrestling genius showed up last Monday on behalf of Brock Lesnar. It’s clear that Heyman will work as a fill-in for Lesnar since the WWE only has a limited amount of dates they can use Lesnar for. I’m assuming Heyman is there to speak for Lesnar who apparently hasn’t learned the proper way to cut a promo. Heyman, is an excellent promo man. He often says what he wants and goes off the cuff quite often. However, I didn’t feel it this past Monday. I felt nothing from him. I get that he was suppose to be angry about the treatment of Lesnar, but there was so much more lacking from that promo.

I guess what I’m really doing is just “Dexter-ing” one person, really! Surprised? Well, why butcher Lesnar right now since he wasn’t on this past week and really I’ve actually annihilated him 3 weeks in a row. I’m giving myself a Lesnar break! Lol!!

John Laurinaitis: I certainly have better things to do with my time then listen John Laurinaitis verbally masturbate. Remember that drop cloth I mentioned before, time to lay that sucker down, and cover up because this is gonna get messy!!!!!!!!!! This self-serving son of a bitch has become what Eric Bischoff was to WCW. A poison. A cancerous strain that has been injected into the core of the WWE. Slowly killing the company. A company which I’ve been loyal to since I was a youngling. If WWE goes under because of Laurinaitis, I’m out of wrestling. I can’t take TNA. I can watch it here or there but not consecutively. I’m glad that Laurinaitis feels that he can get off by stroking his own ego and boost his self confidence but like any masturbatory admissions, nobody needs to see that. He’s talking about how he went into a fit of rage last week and attacked Cena, well that made me want to pee because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all. If he wants to see what a true fit of rage is, I’ll show him. OK him showing up here and there was annoying but livable. Now he’s taking up like fifteen minutes of television where a perfectly good match could be placed. That fifteen minutes isn’t including all the backstage segments in which they stick him and Eve in. I want my fucking wrestling back, and less of that ball-fart Laurinaitis. The writers actually have something good going on with the GM gimmick right now, but unfortunately they don’t have anyone good enough to work it. No matter how much Laurinaitis thinks he’s talented, he’s less talented than a door knob that WON’T turn. I’m starting to go bat crap cray-cray here and it’s his fault. If they could have actually put someone in there with a bit of a personality then maybe this stupid GM shit wouldn’t be so unbearable. What do we have to do in order to restore the business? I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of hearing that scratchy throat of his and now I want to cut it right out of him. That way, he can never talk again.

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW or SmackDown, and I missed NXT and Superstars. So yeah!

I’m not really sure why Maxine from NXT is all of a sudden on RAW tagging with Natalya. Actually scratch that. As I wrote it, I figured it out, lol!! Beth Phoenix is “injured” and the Bella twats are gone (WHORE-YA), so there is a lack of heel Diva’s right now working in the division. Not sure if we will see Eve back in the ring as she’s got this “suck”-atary position going on under (yes I said under) John Laurinaitis. Whether or not they are going to turn AJ or Kaitlyn heel is unknown right now. They did waste a perfectly good spot on SmackDown this past week pitting those two against each other in what was not a wrestling match but more of a very weak chick fight. I almost had my friend Mat believing that AJ was twelve, but he’s too smart for me. Ha!

The end of RAW sucked pretty gnarly ass. I’m not sure how beneficial it is to not put over your WWE champion. I get that they want to keep Lord Tensai (Albert) undefeated, which is smart if they end up using him right (which they won’t), but still. Instead of Punk being pinned by Tensai, maybe they should have had Daniel Bryan go over Punk instead. At least then it adds that much fuel to Punk going into Over The Limit next Sunday. If Tensai pinned Punk, then he should be the one having the title match despite the Beat The Clock challenge from last week. That’s my opinion.

I was discussing with a facebook friend of mine about The SCORE’s AFTERMATH show they put on after they air SmackDown on Friday’s, and how much we both hate Renee. I’m so glad that someone actually agrees with me that she yells through the entire conversation and has absolutely no idea what is good and what is wrong with wrestling. She’s a fan of “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay. Like WTF is that? She thinks Sheamus is nothing. I mean why is she on there? Is she suppose to be pulling in the female viewers? Because if she is, chances are they are fans of the Bella Twins and Kelly Kelly. Because this BITCH ain’t watching and never will. Anyone know where I can apply for her job because I at least know what the hell I’m talking about!! I should know, I’ve been doing this blog for 6 years almost! Plus I’ve been watching since I was still in one piece pajamas with the feet on them! Yes! FEET! God I miss those! I had this pair of Smurf jammies and oh dear heaven they were comfy!

OK um, awkward!

In a month, I’ll be trekking down to see one of my best friends for the first time since meeting him 8 years ago online. You guys know and love him as Sarge. I can’t wait for that. I’m hoping we can do a youtube video edition of the Boot Camp/Skirt Sheet. It would be super froot! Plus I get to meet his babies! I’m so looking forward to snuggles from Kaden and Aly! And Mrs. Sarge and I have some massive shopping planned as well. Hurry up MAY! I can’t wait to get my vay-cay on!

I think that’s a great spot to call it a night. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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How’s it hangin’, hosers?

Actually, don’t answer that. The whole “hangin'” thing makes me think about certain parts of my anatomy. Parts that are currently under a baggie filled with frozen peas to help with swelling. I guess I should explain myself before this becomes any more uncomfortable.

Back on Wednesday, I had a vasectomy. It was a mutually agreed upon decision after we had my daughter. We had our little boy and our little girl, and we decided we were DONE. So, I figured the best time to get the procedure was while I was still on active duty. Since I am technically done with the Air Force as of June 6th, I wanted to get in there and have it taken care of as soon as possible. Sure, I was nervous. It’s freakin’ surgery….on my man parts! The very thought of it would make a lesser man cringe and run away with his wiener tucked between his legs….or, as I like to call it, a “drag queen starter kit”. But, I digress.

Anyway, I bit the bullet and went in there. I sat down and waited….and waited….and finally, they called me back to the room to get my gown on (the one where your ass hangs out the back) and get prepped. Let me tell ya, it wasn’t really quite as I had imagined it, or even how other people had described it. I felt a lot of really uncomfortable pressure and yes…some pain. It was NOT pleasant whatsoever, but I got through it, and now I can say….it has been done. No more kids for this crusty old Sergeant!

But, like I said, my wife and I are good with that. Two perfect, healthy and ridiculously adorable little ones are just enough for us.

But, hey!! What am I doing? Why am I telling you all this?? We are a wrestling blog, not a medical journal. The best I can do is relate this to wrestling by comparing it to the bit where Mr. Yamaguchi-san (from Kaientai) confronted Val Venis and said, “I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!”.

Well, they didn’t “choppy-choppy” anything. One tiny incision, two stitches. That’s all it was, in the end. Sure, my “McNuggets”
will never be the same, but it’s still a Happy Meal, baby! Super-size that bitch! Well, not for a few more weeks, that is. I need my time to heal.

Speaking of needing time to heal, I think I need to change the subject before we lose all our male readers with all this wiener surgery talk. I know we’re all adults here, but there are some things even the most macho of us “men-folk” can’t stomach for very long.

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Looks like my balls weren’t the only ones having a bad week. Anyone remember “Rimjob” from last year’s WWE Tough Enough? The former Miss USA? She was sentenced this week for her arrest back in December for driving drunk with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit in the state of Michigan. Fakih was given six months probation, 20 hours of community service, and $600 in fines and costs.

I think it’s safe to say we all dodged a bullet when she was eliminated from Tough Enough. If this is her lifestyle and she is going to get nabbed for such stupid and completely avoidable shit like this, she would have been “future endeavored” long before she ever saw the light of a WWE arena.

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Being the MF’n king of segues, the guy who actually won last season’s Tough Enough, “Big Andy” Leavine was released from WWE about two weeks ago (April 23, 2012). You gotta love how people go through all that trouble to win a competition like Tough Enough and then never amount to a pile of bunny turds!

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Remember not long ago, just before WrestleMania, when The Rock sang about basically screwing Cena’s wife? Well, he didn’t, but he might just as well have because news broke earlier this week of John Cena filing for divorce from his wife (and high school sweetheart), Liz. No real details were given, but no doubt the life of a sports entertainer, the long hours on the road and the hectic schedule just finally broke the couple apart. It happens all the freakin’ time. Seems not even “super Cena” is impervious to the effects his life has on his personal relationships.

But, as if there aren’t enough comparisons and similarities between Cena and Hulk Hogan, Liz Cena has hired prominent attorney Raymond Rafool, who also represented Linda Hogan in her divorce.

Creepy, isn’t it?

I guess even his wife got tired of choking on the Kung Pow chicken after all this time. Hope Cena has fun doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle…….

Nah, it’s too easy!

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So, who else thinks that the news of Brock Lesnar quitting WWE last Monday night is all a huge pile of bullshit? I’m not believing for one second that he only came back for a month to have one match against John Cena and break Triple H’s arm before leaving again.

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One last thing for this week, it appears to me that Eve has come down with an incurable case of Bella Syndrome. She’s the latest WWE Diva to have fallen out of usefulness in the ring and assigned a role to portray backstage. However, instead of having her lurk around aimlessly, they gave her a fancy new job title and have her dress like a naughty librarian…which I am not completely against. She’s not my favorite Diva by any means, but I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed. Just sayin’….

But, this all seems to point to an inevitable “future endeavoring” in the near future. It happens all the time. When people stop seeing as much ring time and are given a more backstage presence, it generally means they are on the chopping block. I guess we will have to wait and see what really happens, but if you wake up one day, check your Facebook or Twitter feed and get the news of Eve being FE’d, well…..just remember, I told you so!

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You know what? I’m done for this week! Sure, I might have more I could possibly talk about, but I don’t want to give it all away at one time. I mean, don’t even get me started about John Laurinaitis being Cena’s opponent at Over The Limit…and how fucking retarded that idea is.

Anyway, I’m going to get out of here for now. I’ll be back next week unless I happen to suck at budgeting my time and let a thunderstorm stop me from getting my article done when I had the time to work on it. Yeah, that’s what happened last week! I totally botched that one like a freakin’ BOSS! This week, I didn’t even let getting neutered stand in the way of bringing this thing to all of you!

You damn well better appreciate this!

But, I’ll see you all back here next time. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Oh! One last thing. It has come to my attention that, in the past month or so, our numbers have been going up considerably. The number of people who visit this blog each week, that is. It has jumped to levels I never imagined. Lord knows who actually read this stuff, but I just wanted to say….to all of you who are….

THANK YOU!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone… which actually makes it fair.

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That’s it for this weeks edition. Next week we will have our WWE Over The Limit PPV predictions. Sorry to all those TNA fans who missed our predictions this week, but truth be told, I forgot. And Greg reminded me way too late for me to go digging. So Next week the Skirt Sheet will have the low down TNA’s ppv (whatever the name is this month, haha). Cheers!

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Hoeski’s and Broski’s

February 28, 2012 fatal4wayblog 1 comment

Well, 7-hours of wrestling 3-days in a row this week. Did y’all survive? I did. Thankfully it gave me something to do at work. However, I may be a bit wrestled out, so I’m glad I won’t see any wrestling until Tuesday. What did everyone think of the Elimination Chamber?

My apologies as I am aware at how late we are posting. Technical difficulties, you see. My lap top adapter cord decided to fall apart. I hope you will enjoy us even though we are a bit late.

BOOT CAMP

BOOBIES!!!!!

Alright! Now that I have your undivided attention….

Let’s do this!

What have I missed since last time I was here? Oh, right. Eve slobbered all over John Cena and got caught being a whore by her “boyfriend”, Zack Ryder. God, the look on Ryder’s face was hilarious. He looked like he was shitting electrified barbed wire! The whole bit was so staged and just stunk of “soap opera”, it made me cringe in my recliner hoping nobody actually noticed me watching it. Only thing missing was some cheesy Spanish dialog…but this is Eve, not Rosa Mendes.

Oh, and then, Zack Ryder got shoved off of the stage in a wheelchair by Kane. I don’t care if his “injuries” are fake or not…his fall off the stage had to hurt!

Now, to this week, and the story continues….much to our chagrin. Best part of all of this is that Eve once again had no awareness of her surroundings, and when she was running off at the mouth to Nikki and Brie Bella backstage about how she is using Ryder and Cena…..there’s John Cena just a few steps away to hear every stupid word. So, what does “Mr. PG” do? He goes to the ring with Eve and proceeds to rip her to shreds in a tirade that is rivaled only by Chris Jericho’s epic promos against Stephanie McMahon. Cena coined a new term that night….”hoeski”, which was naturally trending worldwide on Twitter the instant it left Cena’s lips. Eve dropped to her knees and cried and made a big scene, but I gotta tell ya….she had it coming.

I thought it was funny how Cena seemed to rush and stumble through some of his more scathing lines during that promo. He almost came off as being uncomfortable. Proof that the “PG Era” has cut the balls off of everyone on the roster. Cena works to hard to look good for the kiddies. He’s the kind of guy who would barely flinch if one of the Make-A-Wish kids shat himself during a photo op.

What? Was it really going to hurt his image any worse than the Twitter war he is having with The Rock? Cena’s getting a lot of mileage on Twitter lately. In fact, the WWE in general seems to be all over Twitter’s dick every week. Do they owe them money or something? You can’t watch RAW or SmackDown or anything presented by WWE anymore without hearing Twitter being mentioned every 10 seconds and seeing the newest hash-tagged bullshit pop up in the bottom of your screen. Can we just change the name to WTF (World Tweeting Federation)? I swear they talk more about what’s trending on Twitter than they do about what’s going on in the ring. One of the little facts they posted after coming back from a commercial during SmackDown the other night showed the number of John Cena’s followers compared to those of The Rock. Why should any of us care? I think CM Punk got it right a while back when he shot back at John Laurinaitis (after he bragged about how many followers he had) by saying, “Screw you, and your 30,000 Twitter followers!”

Only difference is, Cena has over 1 million, and The Rock has over 2 million. That’s a LOT of screwing, and I’m not sure I’ve got the energy for that kind of thing anymore.

Are we supposed to believe that the fans hang so heavily on everything WWE does that they have nothing better to do on Monday and Friday nights than sit in front of their computers and spam Twitter by hash-tagging everything people say? It sure seems like it. Is this really what the world has come to?

If it is, then let me put this in terms you all will understand….

#FuckIt

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Best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery to Jesse Sorenson from Impact Wrestling. He was severely injured during a match recently when Zema Ion leaped over the top rope and nailed Sorenson on top of the head with his knee. All Skyrim jokes aside, I cannot even begin to imagine how hard this has to be for him, let alone his family. I just hope he manages to recover even if it means he chooses to leave the industry because of it.

Sorenson needs to get back in the ring and make some big money to get his Mom some serious dental work. They showed her in an interview, and she looks like she uses dentures made out of granola.

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A little bit more about this fucking fruit bat, Zema Ion. He walks down the ramp practically emptying a whole can of aerosol hair spray on himself, and during his matches, he often goes back and sprays his hair a second time. My thoughts? Obviously, TNA Impact doesn’t care about the environment. All those ozone depleting flourocarbons he’s putting in the air have got to be dangerous.

Ya see, guys? By not watching Impact, THIS is the kind of thing you’re missing. Do you see what I put myself through for the greater good of this blog? I deserve a freakin’ Nobel Prize for putting up with this horse dookie!

With any luck at all, maybe Zema Ion’s hair spray abuse will open a giant hole in the ozone layer over the Impact Zone, and the sun’s rays will beat down harder and harder as time goes by until, one day, the whole place goes up in flames and TNA goes out of business.

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What is Bully Ray’s obsession with his calves? He’s always flexing and pointing to them like we all should be impressed. I guess it could be worse. He could pull his pants down and make us look at his crusty butt-hole. Instead, the “ass” part is simply implied. He makes one of himself every time he’s on camera.

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Does WWE really think that making Taker VS Triple H, part 2 a Hell In A Cell match will help us look past the point that it’s still a repeat of last year’s WrestleMania match…just inside the cell? What’s next? How about a Hog Pen from Hell match? Why does Undertaker agree to this kind of thing? Does he want to be remembered in his last few matches at Mania as being boring? He’s faced the same person twice in the last four years. HBK twice…and now, Triple H twice. Really? There isn’t anyone else? Instead of bring back The Rock to make Cena look good for another year, why not have HIM face The Undertaker at some point?

Fuck, at this point, I’d rather see The Funkasaurus going against Taker.

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Did any of you catch the waste of air time they showed during SmackDown with Santino and Heath Slater? Santino was playing “target practice” with his stupid sock puppet and some plastic Solo cups. Slater walks up and pulls a douchebag move on Santino by knocking all the cups off the table. Santino retaliates by squirting water out of the “cobra’s” mouth into Slater’s face…twice. Santino says this one is a “speeting cobraaaaaahhhh”.

After I was done rolling my eyes, I thought about it for a minute. They market these cobra thingies for sale on WWEShop.com and in the concession areas at live events. All I can say is, it’s lucky these things are only retarded arm socks and not condoms! A “spitting cobra” condom would be only slightly less useful than Santino himself….the proverbial screen door on the submarine called WWE.

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Speaking of bad angles, was there another farting segment with Natalya this week? If there was, I missed it. I didn’t see it, and hopefully this means they chose to drop the stupidity and give Natalya the credibility she deserves. They say Vince Russo was fired from writing for TNA just a few weeks ago, but I have a feeling he was moonlighting for WWE long before this!

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Alright, troopers! I’m pretty much done for this week. Hope y’all had a good time. I know I did. If not, what the fuck is wrong with you???

I’ll catch you next time, people. Until then…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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I’m guessing most of you know me well enough to know that I’m feeling rather down this week. Those of you who do know that you also know why. For those of you who don’t know, you will. So I guess I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

My poor poor Wade Barrett. He didn’t quite have the week he had planned on having. He was so sure he was walking out of the Elimination Chamber as World Heavyweight Champion, and after literally carrying that entire match, from start to being the second to last eliminated, he really should have. Barrett worked his ass off in that match. Starting off against Big Show, and being the final three standing in the chamber. The match was weak. He was the one who made innovative use of the chamber and the chamber doors as weapons. He made each and every single wrestler in there look good, with the exception of Khali because nobody can make him look good. Even when Daniel Bryan fucked up, Wade fixed the mistake effortlessly. He has leader written all over him. But after all of Barrett’s hard work, he was pinned by Santino. Yes, Santino (more on him later–if I remember, lol). Wade Barrett should be very proud of himself because he did an incredible job in the chamber last Sunday. As someone who respects and admires Barrett, I’m happy for him and the work he did in that ring. However, Monday on RAW wasn’t so kind to Barrett. An unfortunate twist of fate , in what my buddy, Karsten, described perfectly as a “train wreck” took Wade’s WrestleMania away from him. It was an accident due to horrible planning in the match. Both Barrett and R-Truth were eliminated from the 10-man Battle Royal (with the 10 Chamber participants) for the number one contendership to the WWE Championship. They were both on the floor in-front of the announce team, when Big Show tossed Dolph Ziggler over on top of them. They were already standing pretty much against the announce table, there was no place to go. In fact, it looked like Ziggler took the worst of it but that wasn’t the case. As both Truth and Barrett adjusted themselves to avoid conking their own heads on the announce table as they fell backwards, Barrett landed wrong on his left elbow. Curse words flew out of his mouth, loud enough that the camera picked it up. The camera work avoided Barrett while the medics worked on his arm. At one point they had to protect his left arm when Kofi got tossed out, almost landing on the already injured limb. Kofi’s agility allowed him to miss, but not by much. It was a complete fuck up. A stunt like that should be done on a complete different side of the ring, to allow room for movement if need be. Because of this, Wade Barrett will miss WrestleMania which is in 5 weeks today. He’ll be out for 6 to 8 weeks. Missing a very nice and likely fat pay-check because of the historical WrestleMania that will be taking place.

Hurry up and get better Wade! I already was forced to give up Glee for lent (this same week) I cannot give you up too.

Some of you probably don’t have Twitter or even understand this Twitter war between WWE Champion CM Punk, and woman-abuser rapper/r&b singer, Chris Brown. Well I think it’s rather simple. CM Punk lashed out at Brown for being exactly that, a woman abuser. Brown who brutally beat up former girlfriend Rihanna a few years ago during the Grammy’s weekend in 2009, has continuously used the incident to capitalize musically. He’s a douche. Plain and simple. Punk took it up on himself to come to the defense of women everywhere, especially those who have been abused by a Chris Brown douche-a-like and tweeted this;

“I would like @chrisbrown fight somebody that can defend themselves”

-CM Punk via Twitter @CMPunk

Chris Brown did indeed fire back at Punk, but has deleted all tweets directed at or to Punk since. However, WWE.com did document some of those tweets.

“@@CMPunk needs more followers. He’s such a leader! Not to mention the roids hes on has made it utterly impossible for him pleasure a women.”

-Chris Brown via Twitter @chrisbrown

The war heated up when Punk posted this on twitter…

“@CMPunk http://twitvid.com/4CAPE – This must be said.”

-CM Punk via Twitter

Minutes later, Brown replied…

“@CMPunk the video u just posted was cute! It’s so funny how defensive u are,”

and

“And the fact that I really don’t know who you are and could give a [expletive] is the funny part! I really hope this 15 minutes of fame is paying you for the long run becuz music last forever! Wrestlers come and go according to ratings!”

-Chris Brown via Twitter

Brown continued to tweet saying that he missed real wrestlers, like “Brett the hitman Heart, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Coco Beware and Rowdy Roddy Pipper.” I would like to point out that if he missed them so much then you would think the fucker would know how to spell their names; Bret “The Hitman” Hart, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Koko B. Ware. Just sayin’. Not only that, notice that they are all threatening sounding wrestlers, “Hitman”, “Hacksaw,” “Rowdy,” and “B. Ware”? Huh? Yeah! Before signing off for the night. Brown tweeted this…

“Note:today will be the last day I bring @cmpunk existence up!The confrontations that people continuously bring my way are very amusing. Cuz honestly, that [expletive] is too time consuming to argue wit every person who has their own issues to deal with!”

-Chris Brown via Twitter

CM Punk wasn’t finished either. One last tweet regarding this, was simple.

“#aintnowomanbeater.”

-CM Punk via Twitter

I’m not going to say that anyone who jumped on either side’s bandwagon shouldn’t have, because I did. I sent out my own tweets in support of CM Punk and women everywhere. Abuse or not, no woman should be supporting anyone who physically assaults women then capitalizes on it financially, whether it be through music or acting. Chris Brown is a chump stain on the underwear that belongs to the planet. He’s nothing. A couple of my twitter friends, who are major CM Punk supporters also were involved in this twitter war. I think Punk’s side has good reason to be involved. Not only did Chris Brown come off like a fucking 12-year old, but he backed down awfully fast. The war made headlines. PUNK made headlines. Brown’s tweets came while Punk was in the ring during the live SmackDown airing on Tuesday. I guess he saw that he couldn’t beat down Punk and that there was no way that he could beat Punk at words either. Brown was done.

Now my friends and I took our own beat down by some of Brown’s fans. The three of us were called “cunts” in different formations by a rather uneducated woman who was in support of Brown. Her tweets to us made no sense and I only wish I had copied them to post here. It makes me think what kind of woman she had to be to support an abusive retard like Chris Brown. My friend in the states who I met through Vickie Guerrero’s twitter a few months back, told me that she had 14 females and 1 male tweet her back in defense of Brown. Makes you wonder what kind of people those 15 fans of his are like. My guess is, potential serial killers who start by just the odd slap to their mates, then graduating up to physically harming them enough so they need to stay in a hospital. It sickens me. I’m disgusted by these people.

I guess people forget just how dedicated, supportive, passionate and strong us wrestling fans truly are. Most of us regard the men and women in the ring as part of our extended family. The big wacky extended family that we like to escape to when times in our own families or lives get rough. And we band together in defense and support when one of those members take shots from outsiders. #TeamCMPunk all the way people!

(picture credit to the CM Punk Is God facebook page–be sure to check that out)

As a woman, I want to thank him. I want him to know that I appreciate him coming to mine and other women’s defense and supporting us. For being an amazing role model, who is mature, well spoken and educated. One who is respectful towards the women in the world. One who clearly values his life as well as others. For showing us what it’s like to be a true leader that we don’t have to follow, but we WANT to follow. As a woman approaching her 30’s (shut up), who has two young nieces in their early teens, I’m SO happy that they look to CM Punk. I couldn’t ask for a better person for them look up to.

Just an amendment to what I just wrote up there. Apparently Chris Brown, who is still under probation for his assault on Rihanna, has been accused of stealing a 24 year old woman’s phone when she tried to take a picture of him. If he is arrested, he could (should) be thrown in jail for violating his probation.

Now on to something else.

I already talked briefly about the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view while talking about Wade Barrett. I just want to talk about it as a whole. Probably one of the strongest matches on there was one that wasn’t even booked. Justin Gabriel took on Jack Swagger for Swagger’s United States Championship. It was booked “during” the show, but they had a solid match. Was it fantastic? No, but it was better than the other matches. The RAW Elimination Chamber match was pretty strong, actually but lacked excitement when Jericho got eliminated because he fell out of the chamber due to Punk kicking him out. He banged his head and was deemed “unable to compete.” At about 25 minutes Kofi wows and gets the first “holy shit” chant of the night when he became Spider Kofi. I actually thought he would do more risky moves, but he didn’t. Slightly disappointed. Out of the Chamber matches RAW’s was the strongest. Beth Phoenix and Tamina tangoed in the ring for just a little over seven minutes for Phoenix’s Diva’s Championship. As suspected these two raised the bar for the other diva’s in the back. When you think about it, it really wasn’t that hard to do. Lol! The Ambulance match between Cena and Kane was 21-minutes and 32-seconds of my life that I will NEVER get back! Other than me already boasting about Wade Barrett’s actions in the SmackDown’s Elimination Chamber match for Daniel Bryan’s World Heavyweight Championship, I only have three things to add to that. 1) Khali sucks and they were smart to eliminate him rather quickly. However, he never should have been in the match in the first place. 2) Santino Marella for all the joking and him looking like a complete set of shrunken donkey balls, he is a solid wrestler (minus the sock that looks like a cobra), and he did a damn good job as a replacement, however as the joke that he has become he never should have pinned Cody Rhodes or Wade Barrett. 3)Probably one of the most incredible displays of busting into someone else’s sealed chamber, was when Big Show busted through the chains on the top of Daniel Bryan’s chamber with his bare hands and then managed to climb in. He kicked D. Bryan’s ass in the tiny space, and then kicked his ass out of the chamber when the doors finally opened. That was pretty cool. Almost horror movie like with the giant hand coming through the roof trying to grab hold of your head. As for Laurinaitis’ segment in the ring, we could have done without that. If we must have it, save that shit for RAW or SmackDown.

Speaking of Laurinaitis, please God no, do not put him on both RAW and SmackDown. Don’t put him on any show. I can’t take him. He may actually have the power to kill wrestling for me forever.

Eve, if you are seriously going to be given a storyline to be involved in, then please take some acting classes and PASS them. I’ve seen better acting come out of my brother’s ass when he passes gas. He says it doesn’t smell in a very convincing way, and I think he’s right and then POW! It hits ya like a bitch slap that stings your eyes and make you want to die.

Damn good promo work done by Triple H, The Undertaker and John Cena this week. Not all in the same promo. Triple H and Undertaker said a lot in their promo. But the word coward kept getting tossed out there and I really don’t want them to build this angle on the word “coward.” The Undertaker going out there in a hood to cover his hair, or lack there of, made him look like he was taken right out of the Ministry era. The entire promo is really hard to grasp unless your looking and hearing the words. Some people may have found it weak. I thought the exact opposite.

As for John Cena’s promo about The Rock, I thought he did a fine job. When Cena gets serious, he becomes almost tolerable. It’s really not much different from what we’ve heard before but the delivery this time was different. He said he doesn’t respect The Rock, and has legitimate beef with The Rock. Says despite him (Cena) doing movies, he always makes wrestling his priority. Not just saying he will always be there and then buggers off to Hollywood. Says he isn’t fighting for himself, but he’s fighting for all the professional wrestlers out there who work hard in their business. Cena becomes rather passionate about this and you can tell he is serious.

Just the other day I found this on www.prowrestling.com about another WWE Superstar who agrees with John Cena, but remained anonymous;

“With The Rock making his much anticipated return to Raw next Monday, John Cena had harsh words for “The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment,” saying he’s no longer The People’s Champion, but he’s a champion with people (referring to the entourage around him). After strongly criticizing The Rock for returning, but not sticking around WWE, Cena vowed to beat the iconic grappler in his hometown of Miami, Florida at WrestleMania XXVIII.
A number of WWE performers appeared giddy backstage over Cena’s remarks as they legitimately feel that way over Johnson. One talent commented via text to PWInsider.com (with permission to be quoted under condition of of anonymity: “[The Rock] comes in to use WWE to get back the audience he lost doing Disney movies, which is fine but he’s been back over a year and name one person he helped make a bigger star since then? No one.
“He’s here for himself, he keeps to himself, and he keeps someone who’s actually touring here all year from making a bigger payday at the bigger shows. It’s all about making this the “biggest” Mania of all time. OK, then what do we do the rest of the year? Who’s been made? You think he took ANY blame for Survivor [Series] not drawing? Of course not, but how do you feud with a guy on the Titantron? Cena nailed the guy dead on tonight.
“Say anything about Triple H, ‘Taker, etc. still being in the top spot but if they were needed to work the road, they would and they would still work their asses off as much as they needed to. Rock is out for Rock and the idea he’s here to better anything but his own wallet is the biggest work of 2012.”

-Story by: Steve Carrier (www.prowrestling.com)

So far I am digging Cody Rhodes. I never thought I would say that because I’ve never really been a fan of any of the Rhodes’. Not a huge Goldust fan, although I do occasionally find him funny. Definitely never been a Dusty Rhodes fan. I can’t understand a word that man says and quite frankly I can’t pin-point what makes him so “great” in the ring. Cody looks better, talks better and is a better worker in the ring than his father and older brother. He’s proving it right now by entering in a feud with The Big Show. He’s learning to enter the head of his competitor, and that’s an important part of being in the professional wrestling business. Especially as a heel, and with Wade Barrett gone for the upcoming 6 to 8 weeks (*swipes tear away), Rhodes has an opportunity to step up and become a top heel. That kid, he is grabbing that by the balls and swigging on it ’til dawn. Interrupting Big Show’s match against Mark Henry on SmackDown this week with his little mind-fuck was great. “Cody Rhodes Presents….Another Embarrassing Big Show WrestleMania Moment,” then proceeded to show clips from one of the worst matches ever, Big Show vs. Aki Bono from WrestleMania 21. Good job Cody! Good Job! You just earned my respect.

Oooh one more thing. Before I let you lovelies out of my grasp this week. This is my “Diva Presents, who should be ‘Future Endevoured’.” Yes a new segment that I hope to do at least once a month. And this month, the list is long. Ready? 1)Aksana, 2)John Laurinaitis, 3)Khali, 4)The Bella twins, 5)Alicia Fox, 6)AJ, 7)Eve, 8)Brodus Clay, 9)His funkettes, and finally 10)Teddy Long.

Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Undertaker/HHH Promo + Wade Barrett injured:

http://youtu.be/aQq7kLqqCdQ

That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Remember any questions and inquiries can be sent to us at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com, Diva will forward any questions to Greg, The Game or Sarge to answer. We Thank everyone for reading us each and every week. We try our best. Check back for more shenanigans next week. Cheers!

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-John Cena to Eve on RAW 02/20/12

Categories: Wrestling Tags: Broski, Chris Brown, CM Punk, Elimination Chamber, Eve Torres, Hoeski, Injury, John Cena, RAW, Rihanna, SmackDown, Team CM Punk, TNA Impact, Tripel H, wade barrett, Wrestling, WWE, Zack Ryder

WWE Elimination Chamber Predictions & More…

February 19, 2012 fatal4wayblog 2 comments

Hey yo! What up peeps?! I think we’re back to normal this week. Well, minus Sarge, so I guess not so back to normal. Or maybe we are??? I just confused myself. Anyways, we have our WWE Elimination Chamber predictions for you all, there are only four matches booked I highly suspect they will add some on Sunday.

-The Broski Round-Table with Dashing Kevin Walsh:

http://youtu.be/xgZ9OuP6-6I

Challenges are something we all have to overcome in our lives. Some aren’t easy and some are, but some of us have to overcome the simplest of challenges. For me, it’s the challenge to take care of myself and to put myself before others. I’m always trying to rescue and fix other people in my life, avoiding my own problems. I essentially procrastinate on myself. What does this have to do with wrestling? I think the topic of challenges speaks for itself. As wrestling fans we have to overcome the challenge to stay fans because it’s something we love. It’s the challenge of surviving the frustrations of story lines that make zero sense to us, and eventually never do in the long run. Unlike life, wrestling is predetermined. Also unlike life, it’s not predetermined by us. Relationships with other people are determined by us. You choose who you want to let in. Generally people who respect you. Love you and care about you. But every once in a while someone who says they care about you sneaks in. They disrupt your lives, kind of like one bad choice in wrestling. If the wrong wrestler gets put in a match, it disrupts everything us fans look forward to. That one person who sneaks into your life, not only disrupts what you have going on, but it jumbles your thoughts. Confuses you, and sometimes tricks you into believing they are there for you, when really it’s you who are there for them. Wrestling is the same way. As a fan, you see potential in a lot of the wrestlers. You want to see them get their time in the spotlight. And one day you get a taste of that. They are tangling with the main event boys, only to be tossed aside and forgotten. Knocked back down to the mid-card spot. Dashing your hopes and expectations. Unfortunately some of us have a lot of that in our everyday lives. We use wrestling as an escape, only to sometimes feel those same feelings. So with that, I guess it’s time for me to stop being profound and shut it and get to bidness.

My challenge is talking about the shit that the WWE seems to be handing out this week. But before I get to that, I must talk about Vince Russo. So most of you probably know that TNA “future endevoured” Russo last week. This is good news for TNA, as they were clearly having issues keeping storylines straight. Russo was once a master at his craft. One of the greatest creative writers for both WWF/E and WCW at one time. The true leader of the Monday Night Wars if you will. If it wasn’t for him pushing the envelope, WWE would still be floundering with their own storylines and likely non-existent today. However, along the way, Russo lost his mo-jo. He couldn’t write a pig out of a box. He simply kills everything he touches now. I’m surprised that TNA is still going as the next promotion behind the WWE because they were having serious issues with their creative. One week one guy was a heel the next week he was a face. She was facing off with her, and the next week they were knockout tag team champions. It literally was a mess and Russo being let go is a blessing for TNA.

Judging from the shit the WWE pulled this week I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote it. Randy Orton suffered a concussion from the shot to the head with the World Championship belt by Daniel Bryan on RAW this past Monday, therefore he is unable to compete in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday. On SmackDown they had a battle royal to determine the replacement for Orton. And instead of putting someone over who has an existing storyline with someone already in the chamber, or someone who is much more credible, they put over Santino Marella. So Marella will be taking the place of Orton in the chamber. The SmackDown chamber match looks like this… Daniel Bryan defending his World heavyweight Championship against, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Big Show, Khali (who replaced Mark Henry) and Santino Marella (who replaced Randy Orton). Is this a match anyone wants to see? I don’t think so. Unless the WWE has a plan to take out Santino at the last minute alá Edge taking out Kofi a few years ago, then the entire match is completely fucked. Is there not a plethora of superstars that could have been chosen over Marella? OK, maybe not a plethora but enough. Justin Gabriel would not only bring a bit of excitement to the dull match, but he is sort of in a storyline with Cody Rhodes, and this match could help push that along. He could eliminate Rhodes and then get eliminated himself. Sheamus could have been in there since he has a bit of storyline with Wade Barrett, not only that, he is going into Mania as one of the top headliners (OK not really, since it will be all Rock vs. John Cena), where is his match this weekend? And since he hasn’t chosen which championship he is going after at Mania, what is the harm of him going into the Chamber? It’s not like they have never done that before, right? Ted DiBiase is a great choice as well. Hunico. As much as I dislike Hunico, like Gabriel he can bring some high flying excitement to the match. And if Alberto Del Rio or Christian are set to return (that I have no official idea) one of them would be an obvious choice. Rumour has it, Mark Henry is going to take out Marella or Khali and enter anyways. Brace yourselves, I am about to say something that is virtually unheard of coming from me. Mark Henry taking either Marella or Khali out would be a blessing. Yep, I just said that. I would just like to state that I don’t really have a major problem with Santino Marella as a wrestler, because he is a solid in-ring worker, when he isn’t pulling a sock decorated like a cobra out of his pants, or doing that stupid marching band trombone thing he does. If the WWE would just let him do less comedy and do more actual wrestling, and stop making him look like a fucking douche turd, then maybe this addition to the match wouldn’t be so moronic. Seeing as how to hell this match has gone, to me it seems it has Russo all over it. Ewww! Lol!

What this says about the WWE is that they are putting less effort into SmackDown then they should be. There lack of time and energy shows they could care less. SmackDown has a roster of guys who either aren’t used properly, if at all, or guys who are always being used that most of us no longer bother watching for. They need to think hard about a solution to this problem. Maybe going live on Friday’s would increase their viewer-ship. Spoilers wouldn’t get out (as much), fans at home are more likely to tune in if there is small chance of a surprise return. Why bother tuning in if you find out on Wednesday morning how the Tuesday tapings went? Ditch the roster split. They pretty much have already anyways. I understand why they split the roster, but do they have to use their top stars every single episode? Cena and Kane could carry their storyline on SmackDown Friday’s then the following Monday. Orton and Barrett could be on the Monday that Cena and Kane aren’t on. Push some of the mid-card talent up to fill in some of the main event guys spots, allowing them to get some television time, and time in front of the fans that you, as a company, are trying to sell to. Sure I’ve seen Tyson Kidd have a good match on television, but maybe Herbert hasn’t. Yet here I sit, selling the fact that Kidd is an amazing in-ring worker and Herbert is thinking, Bull shit. Why because he hasn’t seen it. Because Kidd’s not on television that much. The stupid web shows of NXT and Superstars may as well bugger the fuck off because outside of the United States we other fans cannot watch them. “Video cannot be viewed in your country”. WTF is that? The only time I get to see the matches on Superstars is if I’m actually at a live taping or airing of one of the WWE’s television shows. I’m sorry but some good matches are apparently being shown on the show that we Canadians don’t get see.

Who did Zack Ryder piss off? Or was it him at all? Maybe his out pouring of support from the fans pissed off someone higher up. My theory is he was never suppose to be on anything other than Superstars and the fans got behind him because of his web show. And like how we got behind Christian and pushed for him to become champion, and then he’s back to virtually where he was before he finally got the championship. We fans push and bitch so much the WWE puts a title on that person one time to shut us up, and then punishes them. Maybe us fans who demanded for Ryder to be pushed, is now being punished. He had to have been punished because how much can someone with a “broken” back take every few weeks? He’s been dropped off the loading docks, beat up in the ring by Kane, pushed off the stage at RAW, by Kane. His romance with Eve has been halted. He keeps getting his ass handed to him. And I’m about to hand his ass back to him. Lol!!

I noticed Zack Ryder walking to the ring on crutches (trust me, crutches suck), and I couldn’t help but (pardon the pun) notice his ass…

He has a butt pussy!!! It looks like a damn vagina sticking out his ass!!! That’s enough to get him a contract with a traveling freak show if this wrestling thing doesn’t pan out. “Man with butt vajayjay, don’t believe it, come and see!” Well, I had my fun. Moving on.

The only match I seem to be looking forward to is Beth Phoenix defending the Diva’s Championship against Tamina Snuka. WWE’s Hall of Fame’s Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka’s daughter. Tamina has been on a role lately and it’s been fantastic to see. If things continue in this direction we might get a Diva’s WrestleMania match that is worth watching. I love it when there is that anticipation of a strong Diva’s feud with Diva’s who actually deserve it. This match will either rock or suck badly. If it is booked right, then it’s going to rock. But a lot of the times the WWE take a Diva’s match that is surrounded in so much potential and ruin it. Actually it doesn’t even have to be a Diva’s match, they are pretty consistent at doing that with other matches involving their male superstars.

Speaking of awesome diva’s… Where is Kharma? (See what I did there?)

I always try to give credit where I believe credit should be due. And I believe the in-ring promo on Monday by Shawn Michaels and Triple H was very well done. They each played on emotion and maybe even a touch of truth. By truth I mean Triple H basically confirming what most of us fans have feared, eventually taking over the company. We all sort of knew that already, we all just sort of hoped it wasn’t going to happen. Anyways, Shawn kept pushing for Triple H to take on the Undertaker and Triple H kept saying it was bad for business. Blah-blah-blah the word coward got tossed around more times than it was affective. But that capped the promo off to become pretty strong was the end when a video aired, featuring The Undertaker taking a straight-edged razor to his hair. To this I say, do you really think it’s necessary to thin out your wig? Scissors would have been more obvious as to what you planned on doing. I am now expecting to see The Undertaker with a nicely layered bob when he finally shows up next. I was seriously trying to be serious and it just went straight to hell. Ma’ bad? This could go one of a few ways… 1)At WrestleMania 28 we get Undertaker vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels, 2) Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels in a match that Shawn feels he needs to vindicate the business and his friend Triple H (highly unlikely), 3) Undertaker vs. Triple H, loser wears a suit match…nah, just kidding. At least about the loser wears a suit stipulation. However it would actually turn out that way. Either way, I don’t want to see this match at all no matter the combination. I have ALWAYS been a fan of The Undertaker, and I’m thinking this is his last match, and I do NOT want to see the streak end at 19-1. I want it to be a perfect 20-0, it’s not just because I have a thing with uneven numbers. Yeah, I’m a wee bit OCD, I can’t help it.

Look at it this way, If The Undertaker isn’t 100% healthy, going into a match one-on-one with Triple H, or anyone for that matter, could be rather risky. By adding a third participant that would allow Undertaker various rest periods so that it prevents what happened last year. However, doing a triple threat takes away some of the drama that should be focused on The Undertaker’s career and streak. For a fan, I don’t want to see a him facing either or both Shawn Michaels or Triple H for a third time. He’s had two opponents in the last three years. It would be nice to see him help make a new star, or at least get a good match out of someone he has faced only ONCE before that he may not have had the best match out of. See him fight someone new or new-ish! I’m getting so tired of repetition.

OMG I think I wrote this same thing last week. Well….there’s irony for ya!

I would like to say that Chris Jericho and Kofi Kingston put on a solid match last Monday night on RAW. The two of them did a decent job and was the best match of the night. Too bad it was spawned out of the worst opening segment. That debate was bogus, as we all know it wouldn’t have been any other way. Was it just me, or was R-Truth on something? I couldn’t understand a bloody thing that man was saying. I thought he said he was going to trade Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero over to SmackDown for Hornswoggle (which was funny) and a box of “spotters”. I’m sitting here at work watching it and thinking, what in the flying blue hell are “spotters”? Finally it dawned on me… SPIDERS!!! Granted that wasn’t the only thing Truth said that I didn’t understand but hey, nothing new there, right? Lol!!

Wow, is EVE not the WORST actress ever? Her begging to Zack Ryder for forgiveness after sucking John Cena’s face off. I SAID FACE!!! Sickos! It was horrific! So bad that I let out a loud, “HA!” in the middle of the lobby. SMH! Seriously that was bad. About as nasty as her ass crack showing up on RAW a bit later.

So I have had a hat-trick of tweets or re-tweets from wrestlers or diva’s this week. On Wednesday I tweeted about Lilian Garcia’s new single “Ur girl (til the end of the world) on Twitter and she re-tweeted me;

Then Thursday night I randomly wrote about Dexter to Matt Hardy who was apparently bored with his cardio work out and he re-tweeted me;

Then Friday evening, I did a #FollowFriday, with Matt and some other friends and wrestlers, and Matt Hardy tweeted me back;

A HAT TRICK!!! Yes I’m a nerd. I consider this to be a pretty good week under the mounds of crap I’ve had to put up with.

Working on a new friendship. I’ve sort of known this guy for a few years as he works across the street from my former residence. Lately we’ve been chilling and yapping. I’m excited about this budding friendship as I feared I had forgotten how to make friends with people. Lmao!

With that said. I think I’m out this week you guys. I can’t continue any further. I will say this though… I am seriously pulling for Wade Barrett in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday at the pay-per-view. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everybody welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day!! How is everyone’s week going so far? Did everyone enjoy “Single Awareness Day” this week? I guess I did. I worked mostly. So I got to see the couples come in to our place to go to our restaurant for dinner. It was good.

Did anyone watch RAW and Smackdown this week?! I watched RAW. I haven’t watched Smackdown yet but I did read some spoilers. There was one big spoiler which I cannot understand. Why did Santino get the spot in the Elimination Chamber match?! That makes no sense whatsoever! Santino shouldn’t be in the main event. He is over yes but that doesn’t mean he should be in there. There are so many other wrestlers who should have been put in place for instance Christian! Why not him? Last I heard he was ready to come back. I should say the only reason why there is an opening because Randy Orton suffered a concussion on Monday. So he isn’t able to compete. This is going to hurt the match even more.

On RAW this week we got to see The Miz tap out to CM Punk which confirms that The Miz is in the dog house after last week’s situation. But maybe it will only be a one thing punishment. The Miz has a done a lot for WWE so hopefully they will look at the things he has done outside of the promotion and take that for consideration. We also got to see Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston. That was a really good match and Jericho got the win. I still think it will be Jericho walking out with the WWE Championship this Sunday. R-Truth vs. Dolf Ziggler also happened and Truth got the clean win. I’m surprised about that one. I thought it would go the other way.

Also we got more of the awesome storyline of Kane/Cena/Ryder/Eve! Yay! Not really. It just turned into a soap opera that went bad! LOL I know my soaps and this was so predictable that it wasn’t even funny. Arg. Kane ended up locking up Eve in an ambulance and was about to drive away with her. Cena came to her rescue and she jumped into his arms. Next thing you know they were kissing! Then the camera pans towards Zack Ryder and he was pissed off seeing his best friend making out with his girlfriend. Then I knew at that point Zack had embraced the hate that Kane was spreading around! LOL It didn’t work on Cena but it worked on Zack. Of course later in the night Zack confronts Cena about what happened earlier in the night. Cena was going to punch Zack but couldn’t do it. Then Zack left in his wheelchair and was about to leave the ramp area when Kane came back and pushed Zack onto the floor. The landing of it looked pretty sick. He took a pretty good bump from it. Then Cena and Eve just looked in horror as they see Zack just lying there.

One of the funny things that have come out of this is the tweets Zack Ryder is tweeting and CM Punk responding to him saying he has his back! LOL Oh CM Punk you’re awesome! It is nice to see how they are continuing the storyline over Twitter. Great stuff.

It was announced earlier this week that Vince Russo is done with TNA. I guess they decided it was time to let him go. I guess it should be a better thing for TNA. Now only if they can get rid of Bischoff and Hogan from there they will be so much better off! But I don’t see that happening at all. Well not in the near future.

Congrats to New Jersey. They will be hosting WrestleMania 29 at the Metlife Stadium. It is supposed to hold up to 70, 000 fans. That is a huge stadium. It will be taking place on Sunday April 7^th, 2013. The only problem with having an outside event like this, you never know what kind of weather they will have. I know April can be mild, cold, raining and snowy too! So who knows maybe it will be the first WrestleMania to have a snowstorm. LOL But in all seriousness I hope it turns out well for them.

Okay folks this is it for this week. I hope you all have a nice day!! J

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Elimination Chamber

-SmackDown Elimination Chamber World Heavyweight Championship:

C)Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Khali vs. Santino Marella vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Greg’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

-Ambulance Match: John Cena vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction:Kane

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Kane (w/Eve’s help)

Greg’s Prediction:John Cena

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Beth Phoenix vs. Tamina Snuka

Sarge’s Prediction: Tamina

Diva’s Prediction:Beth Phoenix

The Game’s Prediction:Why God Why….Tamina’s a Guy so Beth

Greg’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

-RAW Elimination Chamber WWE Championship:

C)CM Punk vs. Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction:R Truth or Jericho toss up cant choose 1

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

With that said, enjoy the Elimination Chamber (if you can), and I think the quote of the week says a WHOLE lot. What do you all think? Cheers. See you next week!

-Christian via Twitter @Christian4Peeps (http://lockerz.com/s/185156609)

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