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Good news is, we’re back. Bad news is, we don’t have predictions for you. Lol! Yep, this is just a stop on the road to WrestleMania. So lets get this show started, shall we?

The Game

UFC 171 – Lawler vs Hendricks,WM XXX Possible Triple Threat Match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sty0Y_p2SRw&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing today? I’m doing pretty well thanks. I found out a few weeks ago I will be going back to the Reception Desk for the summer! I was quite happy about that news! I can’t wait! 🙂 I’m also planning to take a week off this summer. I’m not too sure if I’m going to go anywhere but I haven’t had a week off in the summer in a very long time! So I want to make the most of it. I can’t wait! Maybe I might visit a water park or Wonderland. I guess I will see. Anyway it is time to get to this month’s blog about professional wrestling!

 

Let’s start off with CM Punk. I totally forgot to write about his situation with WWE in my last blog. But I’m glad my co-bloggers remember to write something. As you know Punk has left WWE. Nobody knows if he will return to WWE. I have feeling if he does return it won’t be for a long time. I’m thinking maybe almost a year or so. I think he needs time to heal. The guy has been carrying the company for a long time and he is burnt out. I don’t blame him one bit. Plus he hasn’t been used very well in the last year. Which does kinda suck because he is one of their top players. Punk will however be on TV this Sunday. He will be part of The Talking Dead. I will be watching it(not because he is on it) but because I watch The Walking Dead and I’m a fan of both shows. So I’m curious as to what Punk thinks about this season of The Walking Dead. I’m pretty sure he won’t say anything about his current situation with WWE. But who knows maybe he will let out a pipe bomb on the show. Lol

 

So the Hulkster is back in the WWE brother! I told you he would make his return. He’s going to be the host of WrestleMania 30! I think it is great that he is going to be involved and it won’t be a match! But wait there is more, Hogan announced on this past RAW that there will be a battle royal but this battle royal is different. It is called the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. I think that is pretty cool. But I hope Hogan doesn’t put himself in it. Then we will know for sure who is going to win it! I hope they give the win to someone who deserves it. Someone like Kofi Kingston or Zack Ryder or Cody Rhodes. That’s just my opinion.

 

Speaking about Zack Ryder is has a new youtube show. It is about him trying to beat the odds again. I hope it works for him because I do believe he is a talented guy and I would like to see him get another push. He was very over with the fans before and I think the fans can get back behind him again! Let’s start a “Yes” movement for Zack. And while we are at that let’s do one for The Miz! He deserves to be part a push too! At least he gets to be in The Marine 4 with Summer Rae. I’m actually looking forward to that movie because I really enjoyed the one he was in before(The Marine 3). He will be reprising his role from the previous one. I can’t wait! I’m sure Diva and I will be watching it together at some point. 🙂

 

Speaking about a Yes Movement, Daniel Bryan has been doing a great job! I was quite pleased with this past RAW where finally the WWE has listened to the fans and they are putting Daniel Bryan in the main event at WrestleMania 30…but there is a catch. Daniel must beat Triple H first before he can get the title match. I’m pretty sure Bryan will beat Triple H and I would love to see Bryan win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WM 30! It will be his moment to shine. And I’m sure everyone will be chanting Yes Yes Yes when WrestleMania 30 ends!

 

That’s not the only match has been made so far for WM 30. We have The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar planned for Mania. I liked how they set up that match! It was pretty cool seeing The Undertaker choke slam Lesnar into the table! Hehe It was a great moment for TV. I do believe these two guys can put on a great match. It is one of the matches I’m looking forward to.

 

In other news Jake “The Snake” Roberts had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from behind his knee. It went well but the doctors won’t know for a while if they stopped it from getting worse. I hope for the best for Jake.

 

The WWE Network has become a success! Lot’s of people have made comments about how great it is. I’m glad it is working out for the those who live in the States. I can’t wait until it is available in Canada. That would be one thing that I would to purchase.

 

Speaking about Networks, WWE contract with Universal is up in Oct. They are negotiating with Universal and other networks who might be interested in their programs. They want to sell WWE RAW, SmackDown and Total Divas as a package. So wherever they end up, it should be interesting for sure! I will hopefully have some information about it later this year.

 

Anyway that’s it for me for this month. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog! Have a nice day! 🙂

 

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or you can e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I would love to hear from you guys! Also I have a tumblr page http://glclub.tumblr.com

The Skirt Sheet

With just a few weeks until WrestleMania 30 in New Orleans, we thought we would take it easy this month and just wing it. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of interesting stuff coming from us this month. I’m torn about the current WrestleMania card. I plan on getting to that soon. The fall out from the Royal Rumble is still greatly felt, but nothing more than the fall out of CM Punk’s walk-out on the company. The question is, can we blame him? It’s time for me to shut it and get to bidness.

 

The night after the Royal Rumble, the scripts for RAW had to be re-written. After staying in the ring for pretty much the entire Rumble, CM Punk was left off of RAW the following night. It’s been no secret regarding his frustrations inside the WWE. His disdain for Triple H has fueled him for every decision he’s made. I truly believe that Punk held on as long as he did for the fans, and his decision to leave wasn’t to piss us off, but it was a big middle finger to Triple H. For a while now, CM Punk has been held back. It was like his 400-plus day run as WWE Champion meant nothing to the higher-ups. Sure it’s mentioned quite frequently, but the fact to the matter is, that run as Champion did mean something. It meant for over 400 days, they didn’t have faith in anyone but Punk to carry that title. The Rock comes in, and it’s like “hey, we’ll stick it on him by allowing him to beat our best wrestler.” It was never given a second thought. Things went down hill last year the moment CM Punk lost his championship to The Rock. I’m surprised he lasted as long as he did. His frustration was seen by his fans in his eyes. He wasn’t happy. He knew exactly who was holding him down. Triple H. A man, who I personally can’t stand. I think he’s going to be the death of the WWE in a few years. As much as I would love to see the WWE make it to WrestleMania 40, I just don’t think it will, and if it does, then it would be about equal to what WrestleMania 11 through 15 was like. Boring. CM Punk, made things interesting. To say there wasn’t anyone who could put on strong matches with him, is very much a wrong statement. There are a few guys who could go toe-to-toe with Punk. Unfortunately, it’s none of the top billed superstars. I’ve seen Randy Orton work a decent match with Punk, but nothing amazing. John Cena can’t work a match with anyone, but at least Punk made Cena look decent. That’s not an easy task to do. Punk even made The Rock look less rusty in the ring. The matches that stand out, are Punk vs. Daniel Bryan. Punk versus anyone who isn’t being shoved down our throats. I think that was another problem that Punk had. He saw that the fans weren’t being listened to, and that the WWE claims to listen to the WWE Universe, yet never does so. As a fan who has a strong voice and knows what I want to see, my frustration level is high. I, personally, don’t blame CM Punk for leaving. I wish he didn’t, but I don’t blame him. I miss Punk. I miss his style in the ring, and I miss the controversy he caused with his mouth. One of the best well-versed, best speaking person to ever pick up a microphone in the WWE.

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So you are probably wondering why there is a picture of WWE’s Director of Operations, Kane on an Insurance Agency add. Well, Kane, whose real name is Glen Jacobs, and his wife, have opened an Insurance Agency in Tennessee. Rumour is, is that Kane is ready to retire but the money is just too good right now. This might explain why he’s taken on a more on-camera but not so much a wrestling role. He’s a smart thinker to start planning his exit strategy from the wrestling business. Kane would be one Insurance adjuster that I wouldn’t want to mess with.

 

Anyone checking out NXT? I have to say, that there is a lot I like about NXT, the WWE’s farm promotion. Their Diva’s division is stellar, and I love Paige and her history. She’s got a unique look and great in-ring presence. Lots of big personalities in NXT. Recently Leo Kruger has taken on a new persona, as Adam Rose. A party animal who comes out with a group of people who rave by ringside. Is it a long term gimmick? I have no idea, but it’s fun. Tyler Breeze is like a rip-off between Dolph Ziggler and John Morrison, but it’s entertaining as hell. Bray Wyatt’s real-life brother, Bo Dallas, is probably one of the weaker points of NXT. It’s like he’s the WWE’s equivalent to Justin Beiber. He even calls his fans (all two of them) his BO-LIEVERS. It’s cheesy as fuck but it’s really working because I hate him. Lol!! A tag team, who I believe should be brought up to the main roster, is the Ascension, Konner and Viktor. They have such a strong presence in the ring and are dominating NXT’s tag team division. Which isn’t hard when there is no competition. NXT’s other weakness is their lack of tag teams. The Ascension seem to be stuck in NXT because of this problem. Being held back to fill the void of something the NXT creative team has seemed to have forgotten about. If I stop watching WWE, I probably will continue to watch NXT. I’m enjoying their matches, and simple story-lines. Nothing too complex and wrestling is the main focus. Not promos, and bull shit.

 

Someone posted this on a Facebook page that I’m apart of a few weeks ago, and I felt the need to share it…

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It’s just wrong! But oh so funny. It makes you wonder that if this product was a real product, would it sell? My guess is no, since many of us females go out our way and find very painful ways to eliminate pubes. However, if you’re one of those females who likes her 70’s bush, this is a good product for you. It allows you to hide your bush, well maybe not hide it, but at least let it blend in.

 

God that has to tickle.

 

WWE has finally repaired the damage to the main event at WrestleMania 30. Fans could not jump on board with Batista being back in the WWE, and completely shit all over his win at the Royal Rumble. As much as a fan of Randy Orton’s I am, I don’t think he’s going to be able to carry Batista through a match at Mania. What the fans truly wanted was Daniel Bryan in the Rumble to go over. But he wasn’t. Roman Reigns would have received a much better response if had won the Rumble and went on to main event Mania then Batista even though Reigns is not quite on that level yet. We fans, would rather see a new face going after the championship, then an old one whose time has past. No one was buying Orton vs. Batista at Mania. Triple H needed a paycheck since CM Punk left. Punk fucked up Triple H’s meal ticket (I laugh because Triple H so doesn’t need a meal ticket, or a match at Mania). They had to do some major re-work and it’s lead to Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30, and if Bryan wins, he gets added to the WWE Championship match between Champion Randy Orton and Batista. I give creative credit, having them use the YES MOVEMENT as a way to get this to happen was great work. Having people in the ring and around the ring all wearing Daniel Bryan t-shirts and chanting “YES!” was brilliant.

 

I have a lot of awesome and funny pictures for you this week, this one is my personal favourite as it would make life very simple for us ladies, and no it’s not more pube-panties…

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The Daniel Bryan pregnancy test!

 

Since we are spending time in the crotch region, lets just get to this next one…

 

Another fake, yet super hilarious product that was created by buddies of mine on the same page as the Daniel Bryan Panties. We all know how the skinny jeans that Batista wears have become a joke amongst us fans, and even in the locker room. I have this thing where I don’t think straight men should wear skinny jeans, but then again if y’all remember correctly I made a few comments about Batista and John Cena being secret “buddies” so the skinny jeans makes sense. Haha!

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I got laughing one night while watching Brock Lesnar, and I have come to the conclusion that he looks like Toronto mayor, Rob Ford. Both look like they are suffering from Downs Syndrome, and both look like they are on drugs…

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Is Brock Lesnar Rob Ford’s crack baby?

Speaking of Lesnar, he makes me nervous. All he seems to know how to do is actually injure people. As a life-long fan of The Undertaker, going into their WrestleMania 30 match makes me nervous. Not because I fear The Undertaker might get his streak broken, but because Lesnar is a hot-headed asshole who doesn’t care if he actually hurts someone. Undertaker is going to have to go hard and stiff (hey, get your minds out of the gutter, pervs).

So what do we all think about this Andre The Giant Memorial 30-Man Battle Royal, for a trophy?? I like the idea of keeping Andre The Giant’s memory alive, but at what expense? Doesn’t another 30-man over the top rope battle royal kind of make the Royal Rumble insignificant? Is the WWE looking for this to be a re-do of one of their top events that they pretty much admitted they screwed up? Is this a memorial or a redemption? If they can pull this off and do it correctly where they don’t go with what’s predictable, and not make it a complete jobber-battle royal, they could make this a respectable event. However, the WWE is not exactly well-known for doing what’s right. Time and time again, they continue to favour certain superstars without seeing the potential of another one. I’m already not really impressed with the names of the first six superstars that are entering this. Lets start with Ryback and Curtis Axel. Does anyone have any use for these two? Maybe to hold the door open for someone, but they aren’t great wrestlers. They have not yet established a connection to the fans. Ryback did at first, but I believe I said that he would go nowhere and was useless to push at the time. I hate to say I told you so, but when it comes to the WWE I don’t hate to say it. I TOLD YOU SO! Damien Sandow and Dolph Ziggler, they could bring some prestige to this battle royal, but no doubt they will be passed over for someone either with a big name, or a jobber that will make a joke of the event. Kofi Kingston is the only name I’m happy with because we can always guarantee that he’ll pull some freaky ass shit that looks amazing. Makes you wonder if this event was made for him and his awesome spot that he has in every Rumble he’s been in. Big E, the WWE’s current Intercontinental Champion. Over the past few years, the Intercontinental Championship has not been defended on the actual WrestleMania pay-per-view, but maybe on the Kick-off show. If Big E is involved in this match, then that likely means that his title won’t be up for grabs at the show of shows. Personally, I believe that all championships should be defended at WrestleMania. The WWE is making every championship that is not the WWE World Heavyweight Championship insignificant. That’s hardly fair. Take Big E out, find him a suitable opponent that can make him look good, because he needs help in the ring, and then place someone more deserving into the match. Question is, do they have 30 names to fill the Battle Royal? I guess we’ll have to wait and see if any more names are released. Wade Barrett’s name better be released and he better show up since he had his chance ripped away at the Royal Rumble because JBL had to be involved. With only one pay-per-view between the Royal Rumble and WrestleMania 30, I wouldn’t have chosen a Battle Royal. I would have gone back to the Money In The Bank match instead. It’s not like it hasn’t been thought of before. WrestleMania 28 there was suppose to be a MITB match which was built around Wade Barrett before he got injured. He hasn’t been pushed since.

As of right now, The Shield is still together, working semi-cohesively, however I suspect by the time WrestleMania 30 gets here, the three of them will be in a match against each other for Dean Ambrose’s United States Championship. Whether they will be broken up and fighting by that time or tossed in there by The Authority to break them up, is yet to be seen.

Bray Wyatt needs this win at Mania against Cena. Will it happen so that Bray goes over? I doubt it. Cena seems to get whatever he wants. Maybe I should suck off each member of the McMahon family so I can get a job in creative and actually make this product better. I do NOT want to see John Cena beat Bray Wyatt, unless it’s due to disqualification.

I watched TNA for the first time in probably years. Why? Because Angelina Love returned, and she’s trying to put The Beautiful People back together. I love this idea, however, unless they are nasty and mean girls again, it won’t work. I’m glad she’s back, and gives me a reason to download TNA and watch her parts without sitting through the entire show. Oh, I also got a chance to check out Big Brother 10 & 11 Houseguest, Jesse Godderz, and wow, how did he get a job? Mr. Crap-tacular is more accurate (sorry Jesse, you are still way too green to be on TV let alone a tag team champion).

Can we please talk about this?

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http://www.examiner.com/article/wwe-fans-peta-activists-want-shawn-michaels-barred-from-wwe-hof-over-bear-kill

 

As an animal activist, this makes me sick. I have never been a fan of Shawn Michaels, and I make no bones about it, but as a human being to take an innocent life whether it be human or animal, is wrong. Shawn is no better than a murderer. Killing a bear and then boasting about it? If you do it to protect yourself, that’s one thing, but to do it for a trophy kill, I’m sorry you are a moraless human being of the worst kind. I think if the WWE can ignore all things Chris Benoit for killing his family, who were innocent, then the WWE SHOULD do the same for Shawn Michaels. I get that I probably just pissed off a bunch of people who think me comparing human lives to an animal’s life is heartless and unimaginable, but an innocent life is an innocent life, and besides, humans are just a species of the ANIMAL kingdom. We were here after bears, whales, wolves and elephants. We have taken over and stripped other mammals and animals of their rights for our own selfish gain. Shawn Michaels should be ashamed of himself, and I hope that the WWE sees how wrong this is. Not to make a joke here or even a suggestion, but if the WWE gets pissed off, it’s not because Shawn killed a black bear, it’s because he didn’t go after a Panda (see World Wildlife Fund beats World Wrestling Federation in court case stating copyright infringement, hence the name change in 2003). It’s probably a good thing that Shawn Michaels is butt-buddies with Triple H and the McMahon’s, that way this gets over-looked by the WWE. Swept under the carpet. I bet Shawn Michaels takes his kids to Sea World and says, that keeping animals in captivity is right. He would be so wrong.

Shawn Michaels is a World Class Selfish Dick-Douche who deserves the same fate as the bear whose life he took. After all, he’s a murderer.

Funny how when the rumours of Batista’s return started, no one seemed to really care compared to when we all found out that CM Punk walked out of the WWE just a few short weeks after Batista’s return. No one cares for Batista, he left and us fans were happy. He comes back and we could careless.

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That’s where I’m standing as of right now about WrestleMania 30. Maybe my opinions will change by the time our WrestleMania 30 edition of The Fatal 4-Way comes out, but who knows. Maybe CM Punk will be back (doubtful). Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, hope you all enjoyed it. See you April 5th, the night before WrestleMania!

 

“A bear with no pants, who likes honey is a narcissist”

-JBL 02/24/2014 RAW

 

 

 

Hair today….Gone Tomorrow!

September 9, 2012 Leave a comment

It’s late, and lets face it, introductions are rather meaningless. So we shall get on with it, because it’s just easier that way.

Hey everyone, how are you this week? Me, I’m doing pretty good thanks. It has been a while since I written a blog. I have been busy with work and also I haven’t been feeling so well either. Also WWE and TNA haven’t really impressed me lately. But here I am with a new blog for you! Let’s get this thing started! J

So this weekend I will be going with Sarah and her boyfriend Mat to watch WWE Smackdown event live in Hamilton, Ontario. I’m really looking forward to it because this is my first time in a year seeing a live event. The last time I saw WWE live was last year in Toronto. That was a TV taping for their Friday night show Smackdown! Anyway the main event for the show is Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett vs. Alberto Del Rio in a triple threat match. I’m looking forward to this match because I haven’t seen Wade in action in almost 6 months now. So it would be nice to see him back in the ring. I do believe this match will be a great thing. I don’t really know what else is planned except for a Randy Orton appearance. So it should be quite fun! This will be Mat’s first live event so I’m sure he is pumped about it.

This Monday on RAW Bret The Hitman Hart will be there. Why will he be there? Well for one thing RAW will be live from Montreal at the Bell Centre. Does this sound familiar? It is indeed the place where the “Montreal Screwjob” happened. Anyone who has followed wrestling knows this story. It is actually one of most talked about “real thing” that happened in Pro Wrestling. Bret Hart was the victim of Vince McMahon screwing him out of the WWE Championship. This happened in 1997 at Survivor Series. Only a few people knew what was going down (Shawn Micheals, Vince McMahon, Triple H and others) prior to the match. One of the best videos to watch this go down is Wrestling With Shadows. This is a documentary about Bret Hart. It gives you a lot of details about how everything happened. It is a must watch for any wrestling fan.

Has anyone noticed on WWE TV lately that Christian has been missing in action? Well according to pwinsider.com Christian asked for some time off so his ankle could heal. I guess he is supposed to be on the Canadian Tour this weekend, so I’m hoping I will see him in Hamilton. I really miss seeing him on TV. He is one of my favourites. It is too bad Vince doesn’t take him more seriously. He could be a real great World Champion or WWE Champion. But I don’t think it will ever happen. L

Some stuff that I’m enjoying on RAW lately is the Anger Management segments with Kane and Daniel Bryan. Those skits have been great. I really thought the hugging thing on RAW was pretty funny and also strange to see on TV (it kinda reminded me of Bret and HBK hugging) lol. I have to admit Daniel Bryan has seen to get himself over with Yes Yes Yes and No No No! Lol The fans love it and it has become one of the best catch phases since What?. I’m just surprised he didn’t do this all when he was the World Champion.

Does everyone like CM Punk as a heel? I think he has been great. His feud with Jerry Lawler has been good. He has become one of the top heels in the WWE. He even managed to get his hometown to turn on him. He “walked out” on his hometown to take a “personal day” so he couldn’t have to wrestle Sheamus that night in a Champion vs. Champion match. Then before the night was over he aligned himself with Paul Heyman. Talk about establishing himself as one of the most hated guys, he just managed to do that with Paul Heyman by his side. This could be a fun few months with the two of them together. I can’t wait to see what they have in store for the WWE.

Has anyone seen Triple H’s new hair cut? Triple H finally got rid of his long blonde hair. Yeah you heard me right, he no longer has long hair. Who would have thought that he would do something like that? He finally is now a business man! LOL I know The Game wasn’t too thrilled about the picture when I posted it on facebook the other day. But I don’t really mind the new look. But I imagine he will grow the hair long again by WrestleMania.

Anyway that’s it for this week. I hope everyone has a great week and Have a nice day!! J

You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter

CM Punk and Heyman Together, Cameron DUI, Wade Barrett:

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I got what I wanted… sort of.  More on that later. This very well could be the end of my weekly Big Brother report. For those of you still unsure why I am doing this, it’s because a pro-wrestler’s son is currently in the Big Brother house. Sid Eudy (aka, Sid Vicious, Sid Justice, Sycho Sid, etc..) had played some pretty major roles in the history of wrestling. Shawn Michaels body guard who turned on him, feuded with Hulk Hogan, acted in the Million Dollar Corporation, crapped his pants in a match against The Undertaker. He’s been around the block. And he isn’t a small guy by all means. Hence the reason why I’ve been reporting on his son, Frank. The Big Brother player with 9-lives. But it’s time to shut it and get to bidness…

 

The news that seems to be getting around at the moment is the loss of the golden tresses of on Triple H. Yep, I’m not even kidding you. The big news out of wrestling this week is Triple H’s hair. Or shall I say, lack there of. He’s sporting the Edge look now. One identical to the cut that Edge had just before his Hall of Fame induction. This was the headline news on WWE.com. Who actually gives a shit about this stuff? His hair didn’t make him wrestle good. That sentence didn’t sound good. Lol! Lets face it, there has been three major changes in hair styles amongst some of our favourites, and Triple H is the one who makes the headline????

 

I’m going to let you all decide…..

So? I’ll tell you my pick for best hair cut next week. I need to keep y’all in suspense because it’s SUCH A  BIG FREAKIN DEAL!!!

 

In case you are all wondering where Christian is, he’s being kept off of television for the time being. WWE struck a deal with TNA over Ric Flair months ago, so that Flair could be at the WWE Hall Of Fame induction of the Four Horsemen. In return, Christian is to appear for TNA at Bound For Glory (hole) to induct Sting. Originally, Christian was to enter a feud with current United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (I’m guessing this break from WWE television is  a blessing in disguise for Mr. Reso). So instead of having Christian in an on-screen feud with Cesaro while being seen on TNA television, the WWE opted not to have him on-screen at all.

 

Keepin’ it real, eh, WWE?

 

That’s a loaded statement…real and WWE in the same sentence. Oh don’t look so shocked that I ruined your perception of the wrestling business. If wrestling was real, John Cena would be a jobber, where he belongs.

 

What did everyone think of The Miz on commentary? I actually enjoyed it. I’m not sure if it was because he was a fresh voice or because he did well in my eyes. But apparently he received a lot of heat backstage for his commentary skills. I think I just like hearing a new voice each week. That could be an option for the WWE to explore. Maybe next week we have Kofi Kingston on commentary, or Zack Ryder, or whatever. As long as it’s not Layla. OMG I can’t stand her voice. It’s like a rat with down syndrome. And I think people with downs are adorable. Especially Lauren Potter who plays Becky Jackson on GLEE. OMG she is the cutest ever! Layla, however, is not. God I hate her. I think I might even hate her more than McStool. It actually drives me crazy when my niece Emily says “flawless” all the time because it takes me back to the horrible days of Michelle McCool and Layla, walking around with the Women’s Championship belt like they deserved it, when clearly they only had it because McCool was allowing Undertaker to bone her up her ass. *Shudders.

 

I got way off topic up there. HA! That’s what Undertaker said!

 

I hate it when you take a break from writing, and you lose your mo-jo. I had a good flow going on this morning, but had to pack up because it was the end of my shift, and now as I sit here, at the start of my current shift, I have nothing.

 

I got what I wanted this week. Granted not in the way I would have liked. Wade Barrett returned to WWE television this week. You would think a guy who was so close to being in the main event status, and lined up to win the Money In The Bank, and had special vignettes made for his return, that the WWE would have done his return in a more elaborate style. You would expect him to return on RAW in a major capacity, making his return a surprise. Maybe sticking him in the World Heavyweight Championship match against Sheamus and Alberto Del Douche Bag. But nope. Instead, they have him return to SmackDown, which is taped on Tuesday and aired on Friday, with spoilers being out before Wednesday even hits. Instead of making Barrett’s return a surprise, which would have guaranteed me marking out like a 12-year old,  instead I won’t be doing anything. Not only do they bring him back on a taped show, but they have him squash Yoshi Tatsu, who is a borderline jobber for the WWE.  How does this even matter? I’m not happy with the WWE right now when it comes Wade’s return. I am happy that he’s finally back and I am guaranteed to see him this Saturday at the house show in Hamilton (for the record, it’s currently Thursday night).

 

Big Brother happened tonight. On Sunday, Ian won the Head of Household competition, and decided to put up Jenn and Frank. Jenn being Frank’s biggest alliance member.

Remember how last week, Dan made an alliance with Jenn and Frank and Danielle, well the one thing that makes Dan the greatest player in the history of Big Brother, is that he never meant that alliance at all. This week, Dan won the Power of Veto (POV), and Frank made the stupidest move ever by insisting that Dan use the POV on Jenn, so that they can keep their alliance a secret. Dan uses the POV and takes Jenn off the block, which forced Ian to pick a replacement nominee, which was Joe. All week, the house made Frank feel like he was safe, and that Joe was going home. Well tonight, it was double eviction night.

Well, I’m sad to say that this will be my final Big Brother report as Frank was sent home with a 3-1 vote (Jenn being his only vote). After Frank left, Dan won the HOH competition and put up Joe and Ian. Ian won POV and was replaced by Danielle. Joe went out the door just after Frank did.   So Bye-Bye Frank Eudy… off to the jury house you go!

I’m not done. Earlier in the week, TNA’s farm team (if you will) OVW’s and former Big Brother player (Seasons 10 & 11, with appearances in 12 & 13), Jessie Godderz. Mr. PEC-tacular as he has dubbed himself. Ian got a Pandora’s Box (similar to Frank’s from last week), and Ian got Christmas and the rest of the house got JESSIE CLAUS. Well Jessie and Dan go way back to season 10, and don’t really get a long. I’ll let the GIF’s tell you the story….

I think the best is Dan’s face when the door opens…..

 

With that being said folks. I have a busy weekend ahead of me. I hope you enjoyed my Big Brother report for these past few weeks. I’m sure most of you are happy it’s over. See you next week. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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That’s it for this week. If it isn’t funny, then you probably didn’t hear it from us. Check back next week. Sorry for No TNA pay-per-view predictions, as we figured nobody watches that crap anyways.