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Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

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The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!

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The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.

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That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.

The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back


In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.

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Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.

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Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.

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The Skirt Sheet

What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.

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My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you

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Grandpa Earl

March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.

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I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

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I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.

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Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?

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Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

Event:

Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

Saying Good-Bye to a legend and Money In The Bank Predictions


In Memory of

Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels

October 12, 1945 – June 11, 2015

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I know I can speak for all of us here at the Fatal 4-Way, that we are shocked and saddened by the loss of a legend.

Dusty Rhodes built a legacy that didn’t just make in impact in the WWF/E, but in NWA, WCW and other promotions in the United States. He was globally recognized, and loved by many. He wasn’t just respected by wrestling fans around the world, but by his peers in the wrestling business. Rhodes helped younger talent learn the business as he recently worked down at the WWE training facility in Orlando, as well as was a major part of NXT’s success. He always had a zest for life in the ring, and could bring down the house. From cowboy hats and denim to polka dots, Dusty was always Dusty. Father of two well-known superstars, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was a hard working American man, who may have put his job above family at times, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t working for their futures. I know that he will be missed by everyone who ever knew him, whether on a personal level, or as a fan who watched him and grew up with him on their television. Even if you weren’t a full-blown fan of Dusty Rhodes, you can’t help but respect the American Dream. With that I would like to say, Thank-You Dusty and Rest In Peace!

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R.I.P. Dusty Rhodes (1945-2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ahfa1SP3Hw

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All apologies as King Greg is absent this week. He has some royal business to attend to in his kingdom. He will return to his royal duties in the next edition of the Fatal 4-Way. However, he would like to extend his thoughts to the Runnels family, as they have lost a husband and father. King Greg would also like to say thank-you to Dusty Rhodes for his impact on the wrestling business and hard-work in the ring. Rest In Peace American Dream!

Feel free to get in touch with King Greg; Here’s how: @blitz101 or e-mail him at gl.club17@gmail.com he’d love to hear from you!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

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How’s it hanging, heroes?

Well, here we are again. It’s PPV weekend, and that means it’s time for another installment of The Fatal 4-Way….and Sarge’s Boot Camp! Your favorite, and mine as well.

I’m not going to linger for too long on this, mostly because I am not good with the sad stuff, but I want to offer my condolences to the Runnels family on behalf of the Fatal 4-Way team on the passing of “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. I have to admit, I was taken a bit off guard when I came home from work and opened Facebook. News of Dusty’s passing was on the top of the trending headlines section. It’s always crushing when a legend leaves us too soon. It makes me wish that these great men and women truly were immortal, but that is why we have our fond memories that can last long after these people have departed from our lives. Their souls and their memories will live on through the family, friends and fans across the globe that held them most dear.

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I don’t have much to talk about in regards to the actual Money In The Bank PPV this Sunday. I have already spoken in previous weeks about “Mr. Chicken Shit” Seth Rollins and how he can’t win a match on his own. It’s nice to see him being completely alienated by The Authority now, and being forced to take on Dean Ambrose by himself. I even chose Ambrose to go over Rollins in the main event, not because I think Seth is going to lose on principle or because he has no one to interfere. I just believe that Dean Ambrose’s star has been rising so fast since Payback that he is destined to hold the title in the very near future (and not like he has been, though it has been fun to see him having a good time at Rollins’ expense).

Naturally, this means I have doomed Dean Ambrose to failure because my predictions seem to always backfire. My track record since we started doing them has been “less than stellar”, to put it nicely. I flat out SUCK! There’s no sugar coating it, people. I seem to overthink things a lot of them time, or get taken in by that “perfect world” mindset and predict who I want to win rather than taking everything that has happened to that point into consideration and making a more “educated” call.

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So, it appears they are holding another Tough Enough competition, and I was happy to hear that WWE is putting on the USA Network and not just on the WWE Network. I was afraid I was going to miss the train wreck! Ha ha ha haa… I enjoyed the last season of TE because it was just so bad and painful to watch. Keep in mind, the last season of Tough Enough is where we met Cameron. She was Ariane back then, and got voted off on the very first episode because, well……she sucked the massive donkey sack! She still got a job in WWE, though. Yet another case of the actual winner vanishing into obscurity and the losers getting the reward in the end. It happens all the time in the “reality” competition world. Tough Enough is no different.

That’s the key word here. “Different”. Being “different” is what WWE needs to look for in its contestants. Sadly, most (if not all) of the truly unique and interesting applicants have already been tossed aside before even being given a chance. Sure, somebody jumping on YouTube in full face paint and acting like an idiot might not seem worthy of a WWE contract, but in hindsight, it could very well be exactly what WWE needs to bring in new fans and viewers. The problem with the “talent” in WWE these days is that 90% of them are “cookie cutter” performers and not all that interesting to watch every week. They grow stale very quickly, and only a few stand-outs have managed to rise above the doldrums and become the ones to keep an eye on. Most of these are the truly solid performers such as Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett and Neville. Others have gotten by with a gimmick that people have found easy to buy into, like The New Day playing into the wrestling fan’s innate love of cheering that someone sucks. By screaming at the top of your lungs that someone else sucks, it makes you feel better about yourself. Thus, The New Day is capitalizing on this backwards sense of positivity they preach by actually instilling it within the people who cheer to cut them down! It’s genius.

Genius” is not what I call the WWE product as a whole lately, and it’s because of these mildly enthralling personas that make it all feel like something we’ve already seen a million times. WWE has fallen into this tunnel vision syndrome where they think the way they are doing things is the best way. Millions of fans would think not, including me. It’s this lack of vision that has caused The Ascension to be tag champs in NXT, but become instant failures on the main roster. Why? Because they are “different”, and that seems not to fly anymore in today’s WWE.

My point? Don’t worry. I’m getting there. Most of what I saw from the clips they showed of the Tough Enough applicant videos were guys showing off their muscles and nearly naked women showing off their asses and tits. This is talent? Oh look! A big, jacked dude lifting weights and saying he’s the best. Really? A chick in a dental floss bikini saying she is what the Divas division needs? What WWE needs is exactly the opposite of what these people are offering up. WWE needs to give a chance to someone who doesn’t fit the mold. Somebody who looks “different”. Who acts “different”. We see big muscular guys and former swimsuit models all the time. How about extending the opportunity to someone who can actually bring WWE back to the day when athleticism meant more than looks? Hire guys to be the next John Morrison, or even the next Boogeyman. Both of them were unique, talented and stood apart from the crowd because of that difference factor. They got people excited. They got people to take notice. Even if these unique individuals don’t make it to the Tough Enough finale, don’t write them off entirely. As the saying goes, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”. Not meaning to say all the cast-offs are “trash” by any means, but if they weren’t given a fair shake simply based on their appearances or way of carrying themselves, then the true fault in all of this lies within WWE itself, and its narrow-minded selection process. By looking for the next person to fill the image of what they imagine to be the “ideal” WWE superstar or Diva, WWE is failing to see what really works in the world of “Entertainment”. The ability to “entertain”. The ability to keep one’s interest. With all the ADHD suffering people in the world today, it takes that special “something” to make them sit up and look away from the iPhone or to put that next selfie on hold until the next commercial break.

I’m going to keep a close eye on this season of Tough Enough even though I have a bad feeling that everything I have said is going to actually happen. The winner will be the one with the biggest boobs, biggest biceps, biggest ego….or any combination of the three. Any apparent in-ring capability will come from having worked with the trainers and coaches, and will not come from something they had in their blood from day one. It will all come down to who has the greatest desire to claim their 15 minutes of fame before being released a couple months later while we see a few of the also-rans trickle into NXT or be seen on RAW or SmackDown as an extra backstage, or even a Rosebud at some point.

Did that make sense to you at all? I hope so.

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I have to say I am loving this feud between John Cena and Kevin Owens. Now, I don’t want to take credit for anything, but Kevin Owens is doing and saying all the things I would have if I was ever allowed to be in the WWE. Think waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back to the very first edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp. Back to November 2006….in my very first article written for this blog. What was I doing? I used my first Boot Camp as a platform to shred Cena’s movie “The Marine”. From day one, The Sarge has been forging toward victory with his own personal one-man anti-Cena movement. Dare I imagine that Kevn Owens actually is a fan of mine? All in my imagination, no doubt….but I do have a very vivid imagination! Owens calling Cena out on all his bullshit is a joy to see, honestly. Sure, Cena has faced adversity at every turn in his career. People have lined up to try and take down “the man” but very few have tried to cut Cena down by down-playing his set of personal values. Nothing brings a man to ruin quite like undermining the very mantra by which he lives his life. When you take away a man’s beliefs, and get others to see through them, you create a shell of that man that is much more easily dissected.

Kevin Owens……The Sarge salutes you!

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Before I take a powder until the next PPV, let me leave you with this. We recently rented the Scooby Doo WrestleMania cartoon for my kids to watch. They both have become addicted to it. That’s cool and all, but now my son (who has had very limite exposure to the WWE product) now thinks that the cartoon is how WWE really is. He thinks there is really a “WWE City” and all the crazy things in that episode can really happen. I admit, I enjoyed the cartoon myself, but I really think I need to get Kaden spun up on how WWE really is. I want to take him to a live show at some point in the near future, but he doesn’t care for loud noises (like the pyro) and the only upcoming show in our area starts when he is normally in bed already. I want his experience to be positive instead of a battle inside his head trying to stay awake while being bombarded by loud explosions and music and people all around him screaming like lunatics. It might scare him right out of the arena!

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One last thing before I go. I know she doesn’t read these, but I want to thank my wife for being patient and understanding enough to have taken the kids out for a few hours today while I wrap this article up. My work schedule toward the end of this week had me working nights over the time when I would normally sit down and do this article. I was not about to sit out here after coming home from a long night at work and try to form something coherent after being up all day and being worn out enough already. My only other hope to put out something worthy of my troopers was to try and get this thing done while I had time during the day. My wife gathered the little ones up, loaded them into the car and took them into town for breakfast and a quick run through Walmart. Good times!

They just got home a few minutes ago, and I am right at the end of this edition. Perfect timing! So with that said….mission accomplished, everyone.

Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Don’t worry if “Plan A” fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

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The Skirt Sheet

What a sad way to start off a wicked awesome pay-per-view weekend. I’m sure we are all completely shocked at the sudden passing of Hall of Famer, Dusty Rhodes. As of my writing, no idea what happened or the cause of death. I send my sympathies to the Rhodes family.

I’ve never been a fan of Dusty Rhodes, but I have always respected what he has done for the business. This man lived this business through and through. He raised two sons who would become amazing WWE superstars in their own rite, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels, and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was one of the few people who knew how to book matches and train up and coming talent. He was no stranger to promoting the business. All I can say is, this is truly a shock and huge hit to the future of wrestling. I feel sorry for the new fans and new talent who won’t get to experience what Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels can do for this business. Rest In Peace Dusty!!

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I had something completely different planned for this edition of The Skirt Sheet, but I feel a bit lost. My daughter, partner and I are moving in two weeks and I’ve beens so busy as of late. We get the keys to our new house this Friday, and then we will go in to clean and paint before moving. I’ve had little else on my mind other than my daughter, who just turned 4 months old this past Thursday, this move and my fight for Kiska, Canada’s only captive orca. We lost our initial fight while winning the fact that there will never be any other orca’s in captivity in Ontario. We just recently learned that a federal bill is being presented that will ban the acquisition and breeding of ALL whales, dolphins and porpoises in ALL of Canada. This is what we’ve worked so hard for. However, it doesn’t help the current cetaceans who are being held captive. Vancouver Aquarium and Marineland in Ontario are the only two abusement parks that will be affected by this federal ban, providing we can get this federal bill passed. Our fight isn’t over.

Oh hey, see, removing myself from the loss of a legend and do some general chit-chat, helped me remember a few things I want to talk about. Shall we do this in point form? Yes I do believe that’s a fantastic idea.

1- NXT’s newest Diva, Dana Brooks: She sucks! She is like a heinz 57 of other Diva’s. Fitness model like Torrie Wilson, left over ring attire of Beth Phoenix, Nattie’s colour scheme, wrestles as bad as Aksana, face like Maryse, badly bleached hair like Lana, and shoved down our throats like John Cena. Not one of WWE/NXT’s finer acquistions. I say #FAIL

 

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2- Kevin Owens: I’m torn. He’s not exactly in shape. I guess that means he’s the hero of every basement blogger, with grease stains on their wife-beaters (not that they’d ever get married or see a real life naked woman), who have a Big Gulp cup of sugary soda in one hand and a Big Mac in the other. And that’s only when one hand isn’t, yeah anyways. I’m not going to lie, I’m disappointed in this superstar. Yet I’m not. He’s not living up to the hype, but he’s still better than Cena and probably most of the current main roster superstars. That doesn’t say a hell of a lot. I’m not sure why Cena isn’t putting his United States Championship on the line. Then again, another catch 22; Cena loses that belt and we get him back in the title picture for the WWE World heavyweight championship…AGAIN! * Rolls Eyes * I’m glad to see someone new on the flagship shows, and even finally getting NXT talent visable on Pay-per-views. It definitley helps getting NXT more mainstream. They are a better show with better talent.

3- The MITB Ladder Match: So anyone remember that King Barrett was actually involved in the MITB Ladder Match this weekend, but somehow was taken out and his spot and opportunity (not that he would have won anyways), was given to Kane. I’m pretty sure I saw King Barrett in the intial line-up, and then POOF! Gone! Kane doesn’t need this spot. So instead, Barrett is faceing R-Truth on the kick-off show. Why is R-Truth even still working there? Is he even relevent? Anyways, my displeasure aside… I see Roman Reigns going over and then later on, either cashing it in on Seth Rollins or deeking him out. Making Rollins believe he’s about to lose his title.

4- Tyson Kidd: There is a nasty ass rumour going around that Tyson Kidd is severely injured. Apparently he is suffering from a spinal chord injury that happened during a dark match he had with, former TNA star, Samoa Joe. Kidd was getting some major air time tag teaming with Cesaro, after appearing regularly on the E! Show Total Diva’s with wife Natalya. This is a major set-back to his career if this rumour is true. You would think a vetern like Samoa Joe would be more careful and experienced enough to protect his in-ring partner/opponent from such an injury. As a fan of Tyson Kidd, this sucks for him and I hope he recovers quickly and without any major long term effects. Get better soon TJ!!

5- Dean Ambrose: LOVE HIM!!!! He amuses me, and he’s good in the ring. Ambrose knows how to bring the facial expressions and he is a bump king! I see BIG things in his future.

6- Stephen Amell vs. Stardust at SummerSlam: Sadly, this isn’t going to happen. Arrow’s Stephen Amell recently appeared at ringside at a recent live RAW episode. While sitting at ringside, Stardust, got into Amell’s face.

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It didn’t take long for rumours to swirl that the two were going to have a match at SummerSlam. However, Amell dispelled those rumours on his twitter account @amellywood

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I won’t lie, I’m slightly disappointed in this. Who wouldn’t want to see Arrow fighting Stardust? Or just seeing Arrow, in those tight green leather pants, holding his bow in his hands. Hang on a minute……………………

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OK, I’m good.

And I think on this happy note, I should end this right here. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Money In The Bank

-Kick-off: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett
Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett
King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Ryback vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback
Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback
King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Day vs. Prime Time Players

Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
King Greg’s Prediction: New Day

John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-Money In The Bank Ladder Match:

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton vs. Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Sheamus vs. Neville

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige
Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella
King Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Ladder match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins (maybe Reigns cash in)

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this edition. Hope you enjoy Money In The Bank. It’s one of my favourite concepts. The pay-per-view is no different. This time we have a quote to end this edition. Ciao peeps and enjoy the summer.

You tread carefully @StardustWWE—Or I’ll be back.”

-Stephen Amell via Twitter @amellywood

And Now there are 5 of us… And Hell In A Cell Predictions

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Welcome back to our little party! We have some BIG news for ya. The Fatal 4-Way has added another voice. Brandon. He’s done run-in’s for us before but now he’s joining us each month permanently. So please be super supportive and enjoy his opinions and thoughts on professional wrestling. He’ll add a freshness to us, and a different edge. We now just have to update OUR group banner…somehow, lol!

Welcome aboard Brandon!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

How’s it hangin’, heroes?

I hope all is well with you since the last time we met up. I know as much as anyone that life has a shitty way of making a 180 degree turn on you without any warning. One day, life is great. 15 minutes later, you wanna put a hole in your skull. Now, I would strongly advise against doing that. I don’t advocate suicide by any means. In fact, I have lost loved ones to that, so I am in no way saying it’s EVER an option for anyone. When life starts to suck a little too much for you….do whatever you need to in order to change that. Sometimes, the only person who can alter your life for the better is YOU. Remember that, troops! Your friendly neighborhood Sarge isn’t just in this for the innuendos and the poop jokes. I care about each and every one of you, and that goes double for the fine lady and gentlemen who serve with me on this team….The Fatal 4-Way!

Speaking of trying to change my life for the better, I have been feeling a bit under the weather since last Monday. I came down with some kind of cold or sinus infection, and it isn’t any fun at all. I stayed home from work for two days last week, kept myself all doped up and guzzled enough soup, orange juice and coffee to choke a Sasquatch. After those couple of days, I felt well enough to go back to work, but I have not been 100% at all. Mostly, still having some nasal issues and needing to blow my nose every so often. It gets really annoying, especially when I am at work. However, I am continuing to take my meds and things are going about as well as can be expected.

So, if I happen to begin sounding like a goober on here at any moment, it’s probably just the drugs.

Or, the beer.

Or, both.

Alright, first of all, I need to address this Total Divas situation. I am going to admit that I haven’t been watching the show as intently as I did the past couple seasons. Maybe I am getting bored with it, or just tired of some of the people. I did find it hilarious how Daniel Bryan kept calling Brie Bella and asking her why she was spending money, and knowing where she was all the time because the bank was sending him text messages about the activity on his credit cards. I had to giggle a little bit at how creeped out Brie was getting when DB kept on calling and knowing where she was and how much of his money she was pissing away.

What bothers me is all the new people they are adding to the show. First, it was Summer Rae. Then, Rosa Mendez. Now, I hear the next season is going to include both Alicia Fox and Paige. Seriously? Who is left who is not on the show? I guess only AJ now. I’m sorry, but this Total Divas thing is getting out of control, and if there is any truth to that rumor that nobody who is currently on the Total Divas cast can hold the Divas Championship, then what the fuck are they supposed to do with it? AJ can’t be the champ forever. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.

I say they need to scrap the God-awful Divas title altogether and bring back the old Women’s Championship belt. The one held by the likes of Lita, Trish Stratus and Beth Phoenix. Put aside all the kayfabe crap about it being divided in two by LayCool and bring back a title that holds some prestige, though I highly doubt any of the current Divas could do that title the justice it deserves anymore.

Speaking of female superstars (not necessarily Divas), there is a new champion over in TNA……and her name is Havok!

havok

Making a huge and impressive impact (no pun intended) in her debut, Havok made short work of the Knockouts who stood in her way, including the former champion, Gail Kim.

Because of her size and sheer dominance, Havok has been compared to former TNA Knockout, Awesome Kong. I am perfectly okay with that. It’s nice to see a fresh face with the Knockouts title for once rather than the same three or four people passing it back and forth.

I honestly think it’s time somebody called the ASPCA and had them come in to get rid of all the damn animal gimmicks in WWE these days. El Torito, Mini-Gator and that fucking stupid Bunny! They told us we have lapsed from the PG Era and we’re now in the “Reality Era”, but because of garbage like this, I am calling it the “Really?? Era”. I call it that because all this crap makes me sit here asking “really??”. If I facepalm too many more times, I will have a permanent hand print on my face….and trust me, I look strange enough already. I don’t need any help becoming even more hideous than God already made me, people!

Take the bull, the gator and the bunny….grab the Gobbledy Gooker and Mantaur….gather up the Muppets! Shove them all into a big burlap sack and toss them into the river!

Okay, I seriously think that WWE has lost its frickin’ mind. First, they take all their PPVs and show them on the WWE Network exclusively. People who don’t have the Network, or can’t use it for some reason (like me) cannot watch their PPVs anymore because of this. Sure there’s streaming, but I’d rather not spend the next month trying to repair my laptop from the damage all the viruses and malware from those sites would do. But now, WWE has not scheduled Brock Lesnar for at least the next two PPVs, which means he will not compete again until the Royal Rumble, at the very soonest. That means no big championship matches for the next two months, let alone this Sunday at the Hell In A Cell PPV. Where’s the big draw with no World Heavyweight title match? I heard WWE is looking to focus on some of the lesser titles and take the PPV spotlight away from the top tier performers more often now. May I ask….WHY?? How is that going to “put asses in the seats”, as the saying goes? I guess since all PPVs are on the Network now, WWE can pretty much feed its subscribers whatever they want. They’ve already got their money. Not like there is any concern over PPV buy rates anymore. People subscribe to the Network and are roped into a 6-month commitment regardless. What they choose to do with their subscription is their choice. Watch PPVs or not….as The Rock would say “It doesn’t matter what they do!”.

You know something, folks? I actually felt bad for Damien Sandow when he was stuck in “gimmick Hell” and going nowhere. Every week, a new terrible impersonation. Each one seemed worse than the next, and it seemed like the torment would never end. I don’t know who he pissed off up in that lofty tower in Stamford, but it almost appeared as though Sandow was paying a heavy price for something we weren’t quite aware of. Maybe it was some kind of curse for having his one great match against John Cena, losing and then being doomed to job for the rest of his career until he either asked to be released, or jumped in front of a speeding truck one day.

Then, along came The Miz, fresh off a triumphant “straight to DVD” adventure in “The Marine 4”. As full of himself (and shit) as ever before, Miz is in full fake movie star mode, and now refers to his face as “The Money Maker”. I laugh at that because all I have heard being call that in the past is a woman’s ass. So, Miz is comparing his face to a stripper’s cornhole? I can see the resemblance. Can you?

So, Miz is afraid of getting his face messed up and ruin his marketability in Hollywood. Did you just roll your eyes, or was it me? Miz is so scared of this, he needs to hire a stunt double to take the bumps in his place.

Enter Sandow. (to the tune of Metallica)

Sandow takes on the role, and the new name “Damien Mizdow” and his job is to pretty much mimic everything Miz does. That, and get the crap kicked out of him while The Miz sits back and watches. What fresh Hell is this? While it seems like a more steady line of work for Mizdow, I have to wonder if it’s really “better” for him in the long run. All Mizdow has to do is do everything The Miz does. All his mannerisms and movements. It’s almost like playing a live action game of Dance Dance Revolution, only without the fun, and about ten times the opportunity for public humiliation.

However, with this new 24/7 role as Miz’s human shadow, it makes me wonder….what happens when Miz takes a dump? When he takes a shower? How does Mizdow copycat this? Where does Mizdow sleep, and does he have to maintain the same sleeping positions as The Miz does as well? That takes some crazy talent! But, perhaps most baffling and disturbing of all….what does Mizdow do when Miz and Maryse are having sex? Is he required to copy all Miz’s moves then as well? Does Mizdow simply huddle in the corner and masturbate as he cries himself to sleep? Actually, my sources have revealed recently that Maryse has her own stunt double for these types of situations…..and it’s an inflatable sheep named Melissa.

sheep

Okay, people. I think enough trouble has been caused for now. Maybe I should call it a day and get the Hell out of Dodge before any real harm comes to anyone. It’s all in good fun, right?

The correct answer is “Yes!”. Everybody knows that. Everybody who doesn’t want a boot leather enema, that is! So, I guess I’ll be seeing you all back here next time. Attendance will be taken. Don’t be late, if you know what’s good for ya.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: What is normal for the spider is chaos to the fly!

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are we doing this month?! First off I would like to welcome Brandon to the Fatal 4-Way. He will be doing monthly blogs with us four! I’m pretty excited with that news. Now let’s get into some professional wrestling!

First I have to be honest with you. This past month I have been recording RAW and then watching it a few days later. The reason why I decided to do it was well there was just better things on TV! Lol My Monday nights have become so busy this year with Big Bang, Gotham, Sleepy Hallow, and Castle all on the same time as RAW. It just made more sense to record RAW. I will probably watch it live again when those shows take a break during the winter. But for now I will record RAW.

So one of the benefits on recording RAW I can fast forward through the stuff I don’t enjoy. Which is a lot! LOL But I try to watch some of good matches and I try to watch most of the promos. I really enjoyed this past weeks Promo with Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. Those two guys are going to be great stars! I think you’re looking at the future of the WWE. I just hope WWE doesn’t ruin them. Also it was great seeing Mick Foley come back to RAW. He just made the promo even more special. I hope this match ends up being the main event but I have a feeling the other match will be the main event.

Which brings me to Randy Orton vs John Cena in the Hell In A Cell match. The winner gets a WWE World Championship match against Brock Lesnar. Well we have seen this match so many times and I don’t really care who wins this match. I picked Cena for the obvious choice but who knows maybe I will be wrong. Lately my predictions for the PPVs have been so off. Maybe that is a good thing? I can’t predict what’s going to happen in the WWE?! Lol

I really have been enjoying the Goldust & Stardust vs The Usos. I think both of these teams have been making the tag team great! I just wished we had more tag teams for them!

Speaking about teams, it looks as though The Wyatts are going to be splitting up! I don’t really like this idea at all. These three guys have so much going on and having them all go on their own is a big mistake. I don’t know why WWE thinks this is a good idea? They haven’t even done enough things with The Wyatts as a team. These guys could do so much more. But now they are going on their own. Which sucks.

Pwinsider broke the news that The Undertaker has taken a new role within the WWE. He will be helping out NXT as an adviser. It won’t be full time but on a part time basis. I think that is great news! I know already NXT is really good but having someone like The Undertaker there to help out makes NXT even more legit. I know The Undertaker is well respected in the locker room. So the new wrestlers will be taking his advice for sure. This could make NXT even better than what it is now.

Chris Jericho will be returning to WWE in November while they are on their European tour. He will be doing a lot of the house shows against Bray Wyatt. He will also be on tour with Fozzy. So it works out both for WWE and Fozzy. Also Chris Jericho released a new book too. I will probably end up getting it at some point. I’m just not too sure when I will get it though.

John Cena has been doing some Non-WWE Films. They are supposed to come out in 2015. I read a review of one film that he is playing in and apparently he does a really great job! It is a comedy and the character that he is supposed to play is nothing like the John Cena we see on TV. Which is good thing…actually I’m going to say a great thing! Lol I’m curious how this will turn out for Cena. If these movies do well and he is good in them, we could see him leave WWE more often! Well maybe! Lol But who knows for sure.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys Hell In The Cell PPV on Sunday! Have a nice day! 🙂

The Game

Sting DVD Review,UFC GSP News and Notes,Hell in The Cell PPV: http://youtu.be/KMaRo1HjvOc

 

Breaking News Mark Hunt Replaces Cain Valasquez at 180: http://youtu.be/1LeM1b47Mqk
The Skirt Sheet

Hey there stars and studs, how’s the fall season treating you? It’s been a busy month and the countdown is on until this Diva becomes, Mama Diva. Lol!! I’m so not ready, lol. But I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

I attended the 2nd annual Hamilton Comicon this year with my boyfriend (now common-law hubby), and his best friend, again. I ran into a good friend, who actually has written for us way back in the early days, Darren, and his wife and baby girl. I wasn’t sure what I was in for in terms of lines but I had three missions, and I accomplished all three of them. 1) Trish Stratus, 2) get Million Dollar Man to sign the figure Mat bought me last year in Niagara Falls, and 3) Meet Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I was not ready for the amazing experience I had with Trish. To anyone who was in line behind me, I’m sorry you had to wait an additional 15 minutes while we had girl chat. Lol! Who am I kidding, I’m not really that sorry.

Trish Stratus looked fantastic. She was spending a decent amount of time with her fans, checking to make sure they had a good picture and everything.

TS

When I walked up, she knew who I was. I had tweeted earlier that I was going to be meeting her for the third time, and she retweeted me. I was greeted by my full name. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing. I’m not a stalker but maybe I’ve been flagged. Lol! Nah! I had a photo of her and I signed that was taken at the Muscle Mag store in 2004. Then I showed her my ultra sound pictures. From there on, we were talking baby stuff. I had some questions and wanted her feedback from her experiences. What she said was amazing and definitely influential. I had always thought natural child birth was the way to go, but as I got pregnant I was questioning it. Trish made me feel better about my orginial decision, and that is what I plan on doing. Sticking to my gut instinct and having this baby, sans drugs. Then we had an indepth conversation about breasts. Lol! Let me explain…she asked if I was going to breast feed, and I said, probably not. When she asked me why, I told her that I had a breast reduction in 2004 and that they said there is an 85% chance that I can’t. She didn’t get why, so when I told her what exactly they did, she went “ohhh, gotcha!” Then she recommended skin to skin contact as much as I can, which I had planned on anyways. I think the guy standing next to me actually enjoyed the breast feeding conversation because when she apologized to him, he said, “go right ahead and talk, it’s not bothering me.” Lmao! She had me pick out a photo for the baby, as a special gift from her, and she signed it.

Baby gift from Trish

Thank-you to Trish Stratus for making my third experience wonderful. She’s always so classy and gracious. I also took a huge chance and handed her an anti-Marineland package and asked if she had some time to look it over. She asked me to explain what I expected and I said, simple really, look it over, and maybe tweet some stuff about Kiska’s living conditions, etc.. Be a voice because she has so much more reach than I do. I told her that my friend gave Lita the same package back in August in Toronto. She remembered that. She told me to tweet her stuff and set it up for retweeting and she will do what she can to help. Again, simply amazing.

TS and Me

(The guy who used my phone, somehow managed to turn the flash on, and sadly iPhone photo’s with the flash on always turn out like crap).

After leaving Trish Stratus, I headed upstairs where I encountered a trio dressed as The Wyatt Family. I was so impressed. As it turned out, the guy who was dressed as Bray Wyatt was a friend of Darren’s.

Wyatt impersantors

I walked over to the far corner where Ted DiBiase and Hacksaw Jim Duggan were and got into DiBiase’s line. I didn’t need to have my photo taken with The Million Dollar Man because last year I met him and had all that done. However, my amazingly sweet boyfriend left me to go buy me his action figure to get signed, figuring he would have time to get back to me with it before I met DiBiase, but he was too late. When he was late, it pissed him off. Lol!! So, I took this opportunity to get the figure that Mat had tried so hard to get to me last year in Niagara Falls, signed. While I was in line, omg this was freaking funny, I was taking pictures of the wrestlers who were there but I didn’t have on my list. It wasn’t anything against them, it was a money thing. If I didn’t have a baby on the way, there was some I definitely hit up. I took a picture of Howard Finkle and Mean Gene (I did meet Mean Gene in 2005), and to the table to the right of DiBiase was Honky Tonk Man. Honky looked like shit! He gave no care to his appearance whatsoever, and this is the funny part. The entire time I was in line waiting for DiBiase, he was shooting Ted DiBiase death glares. I mean if looks could kill, DiBiase would be 6-feet under (touch wood). I later found out that Honky doesn’t like DiBiase (no shit) because he thinks DiBiase is a lying son of a bitch and false bible thumper, and all that jazz. The death glare got some recognition on Facebook under wrestling writer, Mike Johnson’s page by Shane “Hurricane” Helms himself when he requested to see the picture I had taken. He got his wish, to which he responded with “lol”.

May I present, the HONKY DEATH GLARE!

Honky Death GlareNice Fanny pack!

You never know who you might run into, or even accidently take photos of when you’re standing in line for wrestlers. I am a member of a group on Facebook where we discuss wrestling all the time. We all met on the Live Audio Wrestling page a few years back. And there are so many of us, that it’s hard to keep track of who is who and where they’re from. Well, two members of this group were present at the event and I managed, unknowingly, to capture them with superstars…

Flockers

I’m not sure why Tugboat looks like a Village Person. Lol!! But while I was snapping that photo, I couldn’t help but notice, the infamous Shockmaster helmet siting on the table. Sarge and I are probably the only ones in this group who remembers this epic fail…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9FVoozgBA

Shockmaster helmet

I had to get a picture of it for Sarge. Lol!!

The end of my experience was meeting Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I’ve never been a huge Hacksaw fan, but I watched Legends House and I really came to respect him as a man, more than a wrestler. It was when he was announced as part of Hamilton Comicon, that I made a point to find a Hacksaw figure to add to my collection and get signed. Mission accomplished. I walked up and was greeted by both Duggan and his wife Debra. Both were super nice. He asked me how long I was a wrestling fan, to which I responded 30 years, to which I got the standard, “you’re not old enough to like wrestling for that long” response. Lol. I told him I watched him on Legends House and really respected him, and he said thank-you so much. He mentioned Tony Atlas, and when I said he was an asshat, both him and Debra laughed really hard and agreed with me. Hacksaw then asked who my favourites were today and I said, Dean Ambrose, Wade Barrett, and hell I can’t remember the third one I said. Damn baby brain. He said great choices and that he really likes the old school style of Barrett in the ring and enjoys watching him. Then I handed my phone to Debra who proceeded to take like 100 pictures of me and Hacksaw, who had to switch sides mid photo shoot for a different angle, lol. OMG he was a hoot! So much energy that he made me tired. Great man, and I highly reccommend meeting him to anyone who hasn’t had the chance yet. He’s wonderful. You just never know what to expect with the legends. Honky is a prime example. I may have wanted to meet him but seeing him standing there, looking grubby and gross and giving the Honky death glare, I would have changed my mind. I’m not surprised no one was in his line.

Hacksaw and me

This is certainly taking up a lot of room, so I’ll keep the rest brief.

Dean Ambrose, is on FIRE!!! He could very well replace CM Punk as one of the most entertaining speakers and in-ring workers. I’m actually watching RAW for Ambrose. I can’t think of any other reason to be honest. The more I think about it, the more I can’t think of another reason. He definitely came back and saved the damn company at Night Of Champions. I think if anyone underestimated him, then I’m guessing they are rethinking that right now. He’s killing it out there each week. Love it!!!

Total Diva’s is a bit far fetched right now. I’m having a hard time believing TJ and Nattie are having that many marital problems, partly because Nattie isn’t that great of an actress. Lol!! I love Natalya to bits, but she cannot fake cry at all. She makes Brie Bella look, actually nevermind she’s way better than Brie Bella’s acting. Way too much psycho Rosa on the show. I’m not that interested in her. She’s bat-crap crazy. I get the feeling she creeps most of the diva’s out. Lol!! I though I was horrible at reading men and saying too much before I met Mat. Lol!! She has no idea. NONE!! There isn’t a whole lot with Trinity/Naomi. I like her, she makes me laugh. We need more Trinity. Less Ariane. Nothing has changed there. I actually like Eva Marie’s husband, Jonathon. He’s level headed, except the gun thing. Mid-season finale is this Sunday at 9pm, and then we have no more Total Diva’s until January, when they will add two new cast members…. Alicia Fox (yawn, I cannot stand her and I’m sure she will irritate me), and Paige! I’m looking forward to seeing and learning more about Paige. I couldn’t have been more shocked that Paige joined if it was AJ. Hope no one holds their breath for AJ joining the cast because with her marriage to CM Punk, and her character mocking the Total Diva’s, I’m sincerely doubting she will ever be apart of the show. That pretty much leaves one diva left. Layla. I don’t care to learn anything about her.

Anyways, I find it ironic the WWE strips Daniel Bryan of the WWE World heavyweight championship because he can’t be there to defend it, but then they give it to Brock Lesnar who won’t be there to defend it. How is this logical?

I better wrap this thing up. I know most of the photos take up the space in my article but I can’t keep writing. For one thing, I’m trying to be nice and positive and leave things just like that. So I’m going now before I say something about Rosa’s smelly dried-up twat and neediness and the slutty Summer Rae who is a giant cunt. Oh wait, that counts doesn’t it? At least I didn’t say that Layla’s newly fake boobs are a few years too late and that approaching 40 isn’t the time to get fake titties. Or is it? Her’s may have been sagging pretty good. Oops! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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The Prodigy (Banner)

Since I am “New Blood” here at the Fatal 4 Way blog, now is a good time as any to introduce myself to the masses. My name is Brandon, but from this point forward you may call me “The Prodigy”. Why do I call myself The Prodigy? I believe the definition defines exactly who I am and what I’m all about:

Prod·i·gy

– A person, especially a young one, endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities

– An impressive or outstanding example of a particular quality.

– An amazing or unusual thing, especially one out of the ordinary course of nature.

I am all of those things and so much more. I love to tell it like it is without sugarcoating the facts. I do not care if you agree or disagree with my opinions. I’m here to voice my opinion and voice it with pride, integrity and at a five star caliber rate that cannot be touched. Does that mean my opinions are better than anyone else? That’s for you to decide, ladies & gentlemen. I’m not here for a popularity contest. I am The Prodigy, and I’m here to make amazing happen each and every time my fingertips stroke the keys. Without any further ado lets get started shall we?!

Disclaimer: What you are about to read is a completely “In-Character” expression of my thoughts pertaining to the wrestling industry. Do not take what I say personally or to heart. Have fun, enjoy the material and lets all take a ride on this crazy train together!”

Brandon Crazy trainBrandon TD

Paige is on Total Divas? But she’s the Anti-Diva!!!

Now, you’re probably going to think I’m going to pitch a fit and throw a tantrum over Paige becoming a part of Total Divas. Oh how wrong could you people be! I was legitimately surprised when I heard the news on a rainy Monday afternoon that Paige and Alicia Fox were going to join the cast. As the news broke, so did the hearts of every single “RAM-Paiger” all over Social Media. I sat back and took in the hilarious spectacle of pure, unrelenting hatred pouring from the IWC towards Vince McMahon, WWE and even Paige to a certain extent. Reading each and every reaction was downright hilarious and comical. My IQ rate continued to go down as I continued to reach each and every scathing tweet.

I want to get something straight with you guys. Paige is just twenty years old, okay. In over a year, this woman has become the NXT Womens Champion and defended the championship flawlessly. She debuts on the WWE main roster and defeats AJ Lee to become the youngest WWE Divas Champion in company history at twenty one. On top of that, she becomes the first (and likely only) Diva to hold both, the NXT Womens Championship and WWE Divas Championship at the same time! Currently, shes a former two-time Divas Champion and is sharing the spotlight with her on screen rival, AJ Lee.

The point Im getting as this. Paige has ALREADY done everything in the WWE (laughs). Seriously! The amount of people that are so upset over her appearing on a Reality TV show is ridiculous. My advice to those people is to take a chill pill and relax! Let Paige have her fun on Total Divas. As a matter of fact, give this a chance before automatically brushing it off as the worst thing to ever happen in your life. Be happy for Paige! Look at the positives too. Well get to see more of Paige on a weekly basis. She will get more exposure and draw in a new audience to her character.

The common theme I keep seeing is Paige is losing her “Anti-Diva” themed gimmick by taking on this role. I swear, you guys are a whole new breed of STUPID! By appearance alone, she is already an Anti-Diva when compared to the other women in WWE. Her hair, ring attire, attitude, you name it. It SCREAMS Anti-Diva each and every time she steps through those ropes. Im not at all worried about her gimmick becoming tainted. I think shell do fine on the show. Speaking as a huge fan of hers, Im curious to see what her life is like behind the squared circle. Who she hangs out with, whats her favorite places to go, whats going through her mind on a day to day basis, etc. Thats the stuff that I am looking forward to the most. In closing, for the people that are so butt-hurt and upset, get off your high horse and give that woman a chance. #TotalAntiDiva

Brandon TNA

Can TNA be saved? The INTERNET seems to think theyre doomed!

Speaking as a TNA Wrestling fan, I have become accustomed to the “TNA hate”, as I like to call it for the last twelve years and counting. The Internet Wrestling Community is nothing more than a fickle, piss-poor excuse for wrestling “fans”. You guys will go whichever way the wind will take you and clearly dont have a mind of your own. One thing is for certain, you guys just LOVE to hate TNA Impact Wrestling.

People scream, beg and plead for “change” in the wrestling industry. Ironically, the same people who want WWE to get away from their family friendly image and go back to the Jerry Springer like atmosphere of the Attitude Era are the SAME people who hate TNA with a passion. You guys want an alternative and TNA gives you that. Even still, most of you refuse to give this organization a chance. Whether that is because of sheer “WWE loyalty” or another act of pure ignorance (Im going with the latter for $500 dollars, Alex!) is debatable. Now, lets examine and compare the Pros & Cons between the two organizations.

Brandon WWE

· Theyre a family friendly, “PG” rated company geared towards children and adults alike.

· The company relies on being a pure, “Sports Entertainment” organization. They rarely refer to themselves as a wrestling company.

· The company runs 12-13 Pay-Per-View events each year.

· WWE has their own Network which covers all Pay-Per-Views, past episodes of RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Main Event and Superstars. In addition to original programming such as “Legends House” and “Total Divas”. You can also go back and watch content from WCW, ECW, WCCW, AWA and more! All of this for just one low price of. (Wait for it)…. $9.99!

· Theyre the #1 wrestling organization in the world.

· Divas matches last anywhere from a few seconds to almost five minutes on a weekly episode of RAW or SmackDown.

· WWE runs five shows a week Monday through Friday. (RAW, Main Event, NXT, Superstars and SmackDown).

· WWE currently has a “No Blood” policy in place, even though wrestlers have been cut open the hard way every now and then.

· WWE had the Cruiserweight Division at one time, which was formed after the purchase of WCW in 2001. Their last Cruiserweight Champion? Hornswoggle!

Brandon TNA Impact

· TNA is rated TV-14. Their style of programming is geared towards the 18-35 age demographic.

· TNA promotes themselves as a WRESTLING company.

· The company used to run 12 Pay-Per-View a year. That has been reduced to just 3-4 as they have taken an old school approach to PPV programming. To make up for the loss, they run monthly “Special Events” in place of Impact Wrestling on SpikeTV with Pay-Per-View caliber match cards.

· TNA is currently ranked as the #2 organization in the world behind WWE.

· TNA puts a lot of pride into their wrestlers, particularly the Knockouts Division. Unlike WWE, their Knockouts are one of the premiere attractions for the company.

· TNA only has one show a week on Wednesdays (Impact Wrestling).

· Unlike WWE, TNA is a more violent, hard-hitting company when it comes to their wrestling. This is a throwback to the way business used to be in the 80s & 90s.

· Nine times out of ten, when you see a Steel Cage or a Hardcore style match-up, youre going to see blood and more violent spots than in WWE.

· TNA has their version of the “Cruiserweight” Division called the “X-Division” as its successor. Unlike the Cruiserweight Division, the X-Division has “no limits” in terms of weight class and has gone on to create one of the most exciting matchups in wrestling history the Ultimate X Match!

Now, I could go on and on with these comparisons and examples, but I wanted to list what came to mind and give you guys an example of the differences and a few similarities each organization has to offer. When it comes down to it, whether you love or you hate TNA Wrestling, they are the true alternative to the WWE product in multiple ways.

One of the things I hear on a daily basis is how WWE fans yearn for a return to the Attitude Era. Well, no offense guys but if you want that style of wrestling and entertainment, tune in to TNA Impact Wrestling on Wednesday nights! While I will not call it their version of the Attitude Era by any means, its the closest youre going to get to what the WWE used to be during the height of the wrestling boom period.

TNA continuously receive backlash for everything they do. Im scratching my head and wondering what it is about the company that generates so much hatred? Better yet, why in the blue hell would people want to see this company fold and go out of business? Do you people realize that hundreds of hard working men and women would be losing their jobs? Its mind boggling at the LOGIC (or lack thereof) from the IWC as it pertains to how they judge this company. If youre not WWE, then basically you dont matter. To me, that is the worst attitude you can have and it makes me ashamed to even associate myself with wrestling fans who act like this day to day.

For the record, yes, I do like the WWE. Im a pure wrestling fan and enjoy all types and varieties that each company has to offer from mainstream to the Indies. Having said that, I believe having just one company in business is the worst thing that could happen to any line of entertainment or business venture. Remember how we all felt when WWF (WWE) bought out WCW, then later purchased the remaining assets from a bankrupt ECW? Having just one major promotion being the ultimate, be all, end all juggernaut is NOT “Best for Business”. Each entity needs a rival or a competitor. Pepsi has Coca Cola. Sony has Microsoft. Currently, WWE has TNA. Having an alternative product is key and essential to ANY product!

While TNA is clearly not a threat to WWE by any stretch of the imagination, they do offer the wrestling fans a choice to turn the channel and watch something DIFFERENT from what we see on a weekly basis in WWE. That is the role TNA Wrestling plays in our industry. Being dubbed as #1 doesnt necessarily mean you are everyones cup of tea. I know people who wont watch WWE and tune in to TNA Impact Wrestling, and vice versa. The choice is yours and whichever choice you make is OKAY! However, having said that, I wish people would be more respectful and open minded to others liking a different product than they do. When you mention that you watch and/or enjoy TNA, the common reply you get is that of a “holier than thou” nature.

Bottom line, just because someone enjoys watching TNA Wrestling, Ring of Honor, Dragon Gate and so on doesnt give YOU the right to judge and put them down because they want something new, something FRESH that WWE cant offer to their liking. Speaking for myself, I have NO PROBLEM with anyone not liking TNA Impact Wrestling over WWE at all! What I do have a problem with is the constant “TNA sucks!”, “I wish TNA would die!”, “Why is Dixie Carter in charge? F this company”! This stupid, elitist crap fans have is what brings my piss to a boil.

In closing, give the hard working men and women of TNA Impact Wrestling a chance. Right now, they need your support more than ever before. This is one of the many companies that are giving you what youve been asking for from WWE since 2008s “PG Era” began. Im challenging you guys to watch a months worth of TNA Impact Wrestling (four shows in total). This challenge goes out to new wrestling fans who may never heard of TNA Impact Wrestling before, and to the disgruntled fans who, for whatever the reason, refuse to give TNA a fighting chance. Im interested to see what you think, for good and for bad. Leave me your thoughts on Twitter or E-Mail them to me. My information is at the bottom and Im anxiously looking forward to all the feedback.

Brandon Bunny

Its official Im in wrestling HELL!

You know, Ive been a wrestling fan for well over twenty five years and counting. During this time, I felt like I had experienced it all and seen every over-the-top character, storyline, angle, and so on from every wrestling company past and present. I wanted to believe that Id seen every bad character and angle known to man. That was until I saw an episode of WWE Monday Night RAW and witnessed what you see in the picture above.

are you kidding me!?

We have gone from seeing hot, WWE Divas portraying themselves to be Playboy Bunnies, to seeing an actual BUNNY wrestling! Weve gone from seeing an Alligator Hunter by the name of “Skinner” in the early 90s, to seeing a midget dressed up as an ALIGATOR! Now, combine the two and put them in the ring for a wrestling feud. Yeah… sounds hot, right?

Brandon Ambrise

I dont know about you guys, but I agree with the “Lunatic Fringe” on this one.

THIS is the garbage we were fed on RAW a few weeks ago. Dont get me wrong, I completely understand this was (likely) done to target kids and give them something comical to laugh at. Okay, fine! Im all for giving the kiddies something to enjoy on a wrestling show. However, here lies the problem WWE it didnt F***ING WORK!!!

I dont know where to begin with all this, I seriously dont! You know whats worse? The BUNNY is more OVER than Adam Rose! Now Ill admit, when I saw “The Bunny” attack Heath Slater at ringside and beat the crap out of him, I laughed hard and thought it was hilarious. Then, WWE took this to a whole new extreme and I dont mean the ECW variety either, boys and girls. They started booking The Bunny in matches with Adam Rose and constantly had him interfering in matches week after week. Theres even a RUMOR of the WWE putting the WWE Tag Team titles on Adam Rose and The Bunny at some point in the future! Let that idea sink in for a minute or two…

Brandon face palm

Yes, this is me. And yes, Im face palming hard just thinking about this sh*t!

Words cannot begin to describe my complete, utter DISGUST for this kind of storytelling. Not just in the WWE, but anywhere! I would bet the farm that even kids do not find this amusing or funny. When I saw this on RAW several weeks ago, you dont know how bad I wanted to just say “F” the WWE, Im done! Keep in mind, I have NEVER done that with any company, and Ive seen some pretty crappy angles and stunts before in wrestling. I live tweet all the WWE and TNA shows, and I can faithfully say that 99.9% of my followers were in favor that bullsh*t like this needs to stop!

WWE, Im asking you guys to please stop insulting the intelligence of your audience. What may be funny to a delusional, former billionaire Vince McMahon is NOT funny to the fans. In addition to being a wrestling enthusiast and social media junkie, I am a wrestling fan by heart and want to be entertained. Seeing an effing bunny rabbit and an alligator “wrestling” is not my idea of entertainment, nor anyone elses.

This is one of those topics I could sit back and write a novel on, but Im not going to force my readers to suffer any more than they have to on a weekly basis on WWE television. Bottom line, give JBL a gun and let him blow the Bunnys brains out! Hell, do something to get this garbage off our screens and give us fans what we REALLY want to see — WRESTLING!


Now thats a crazy, HARE brain idea, huh?

Thats it for me this month. Consider me to be the man everyone hates, but wants to be. Until next time, I am The Prodigy… and youre not. *winks*

E-Mail: brandon_l_ewing@live.com

Twitter: @DravensFlock

WWE

Hell In A Cell

-WWE Intercontiental Championship, 2-out of-3 Falls Match:

C) Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-Loser Becomes Person Assistant for 1 Month: Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brie Bella

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Goldust & Stardust vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

-WWE United States Championship: C)Sheamus vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Sheamus

Big Show vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)AJ Lee vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Paige

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Paige

-Hell In A Cell Match for #1 Contendership: John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

The Prodigy’s Prediction: John Cena

-Hell In A Cell Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it’s for this month’s Fatal 4-Way with Manager, lol. See you in November for Survivor Series, November 23rd. Happy Halloween everybody!!!

Aww, they sent the Cruiserweight division out to get me!”

-Dean Ambrose making fun of

Jamie Nobel and Joey Mercury

RAW 09/29/2014

Roode Goes Over, Zombies attack & Marsye Gets Released…

October 29, 2011 Leave a comment

Oh the spookified Halloween weekend begins. I, Diva, will be dressing up as a sick person in a hoodie and sheet. As for the boys, you’ll have to guess. It’s currently Saturday so my traditional Halloween fun begins tonight as The Rocky Horror Picture Show is airing on television at 9pm. Sick or not, I will be Time Warping. But cheesy and horrible movies aside, we are a wrestling blog, and boy oh boy is there a lot to get to.

Roll the footage monkies!

The Game Reaches 100!!!!!!! 

1)Kevin Nash, Mick Foley, Rock and Cena tag team:

http://youtu.be/MQdJ24M3AIE

2)Maryse Released, UFC 137:

http://youtu.be/LjLXE7FRJYw

 

I’ve had some amazing feed back from my masterpiece (haha Chris Master’s reference) from last week. To be honest I have a bit of blockage going on because I don’t think I can top the shit from last week (good metaphor there), but what kind of person would I be if I didn’t try to turn something out. So, it’s time to shut it and get to bidness.

I may as well start off where I started off last week. The Hulk Hogan saga continues over in TNA. This time, his little plan seemed to have been foiled. I take great pleasure in that, by the way. However, not quite in the way I wanted it to.

You see, TNA Impact wrestling have this notorious history of fucking up. And lets just say they didn’t disappoint that history this time around. They did exactly what I thought they were going to do. Fuck up EVEN BIGGER! Bird is the word, y’all. Don’t ask. ANYWAYS… My piece on Hogan last week was purely a major jab at Hogan and NOT James Storm, Kurt Angle, or Robert Roode. Hogan is a coward, and both
he and Bischoff clearly took the cowardly way out last week when they took to twitter to make it seem like WE fans were the dumb ones, by insinuating that the plan this entire time was to give the title to Storm and not Roode. OK whatever. We aren’t stupid. In fact we are so intelligent that we had you pissing in your depends Hogan. Incontinence sucks, eh?

Despite the fact that we fans dumped all over the fact that Roode got screwed, and James Storm was awarded the TNA Heavyweight Championship, TNA did have something they could have ran with. They could have taken this scenario that we were forced to deal with, and ran with it, but instead they screwed the pooch. Again. As you all might have seen on IMPACT this past Thursday was the brotherhood of Beer Money Inc, living it up at the start of the show. Announcing that they would be in a match later on against one another to “tear it down”. Um… WHAT? Ex-squeeze me? Baking Powder? They are going to do this match already? How fucking stupid can you be?

Here’s what you do with this folks. You have them both go out at the start of the show, they have their little love fest. Then the weeks building up to Turning Point (their next excuse for a Pay-per-view), you have them booked for the match, James Storm defends his TNA heavyweight championship against partner and best friend, Robert Roode, and through those few weeks, have Roode be supportive spouting shit like, “whatever happens man happens, you’re still my brother. Beer in arms…” or whatever (sounds so stupid that it actually
sounds like something TNA would write). Show them supporting each other. Then the last episode of Impact going into the PPV, Roode turns on Storm and smashes a beer bottle on Storm’s head. Bazinga. A golden lead in to the damn pay-per-view. Right?

That didn’t happen. NO, instead during their match on Thursday, the referee is down and Roode nails Storm with the beer bottle, thus defeating him to become the NEW TNA Heavyweight championship. Talk about giving us fans what we wanted but in a very anti-climatic way. At least in  my opinion.

You, as fans may not agree with me on my build up, but you have to admit it was a waste of a match on television. It should have been done on pay-per-view, a match you KNOW people will pay for it. Instead….
THANKS FOR THE FREEBIE TNA!!  Giving the milk away for free without buying the cow. Moo-off to you too, dairy fuckers. OK not sure where that came from either.

Speaking of championships being changed this past Thursday, Miss Tessmacher and Tara lost to Madison Rayne & Gail Kim to become the NEW TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions.

According to some websites, former WWE tag team, The Headbangers, have been calling out different tag teams; TNA’s The Mexican American’s, Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin, and current WWE Tag Team
Champions, AirBoom. When challenged was issued, AirBoom’s Evan Bourne responded on Twitter with;

Love that the Headbangers want to challenge AirBoom. Attitude
Era vs. The Altitude Era!”

 To me it seems that the former WWE tag team have been desperate for work so they have taken to calling out random tag teams in hope of finding work. Can you say… Pathetic?

 Breaking News: Former WWE Diva’s Champion, Canada’s own Maryse was released by the WWE. She has been off for a while due to recently having surgery on an abdominal hernia. Her response was classy and positive. Instead of lashing out or getting all upset, she took to twitter…

I’M
OUT and sexier than ever! Thanks to all my fans, colleagues and
@WWE
Universe. Time to party! “Release” party tonight at
@trousdale
LA

Im Happy, im Smiling, and FREE, now its time to get Naughty …………BE SEXY

http://lockerz.com/s/151211652

She and boyfriend Mike “The Miz” Mizanin partied it up last night, and even had a cake. She took the release with extreme class and
grace. She is one classy Canadian. She is also the reason why I finish off my blog with “Be Sexy!”. Thank-you Maryse.

Anyone else wondering why the WWE advertised The Rock and Cena for Survivor Series, BEFORE they actually made the match on Television? They acted like it was shocking, but in reality it  was like, “yeah? So? We knew two months ago.” It wasn’t much of a surprise.

War of words beginning between former WWE Undisputed champion, Chris Jericho, and NXT season 1 winner, Wade Barrett, happening on Twitter. Someone tweeted Jericho about Wade Barrett stealing his “second coming”;

Chris Jericho: Et Tu Barrett?? RT   Wade Barretts hashtagged SecondComing for himself. I guess everyone really is biting your gimmicks.

Wade Barrett: @IAmJericho  I thought your ‘Ass Cream’ was the only thing you didn’t want stolen?

DVD Review Time: 

This past Tuesday the WWE released the DVD that would basically appease all TRUE wrestling fans. Fans who have been through this particular rivalry since day one. I’m not going to spend a ton of time on this because I want every wrestling fan to enjoy this DVD.

WWE Greatest Rivalries; Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart, is a sit down interview with both greats with Jim Ross. Jim Ross asks the questions that we are all wondering about. Asking about their starts in the business, early matches and everything that lead to the infamous Montreal Screw Job at Survivor Series in 1997.  The interview becomes emotionally charged between both men as they fight back their own emotions regarding that day, and the day they finally buried the
hatchet between the two of them. 

ended up taking five pages of notes, but there is no way that I can cover all of it in this weeks edition, and nor will I cover it fully. I want to stress that this DVD is amazing and a must-see for all fans.

For us long time fans, of either Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels, or maybe both, this offers us closure as well as for both men.  Arg! My choice for non-ppv DVD just got harder.

Five out of Five SweetSharpShooterChinMusics

Did anyone else have nightmares after this?

 

I didn’t because I was at work when I was watching RAW this past Monday night. However it is kind of funny, isn’t it? No? Ohhh, k. Yeah you’re right, it’s not funny, it’s down right scary. That poor dog. If Jim Ross farts that dog is in serious trouble, just sayin’!

With that scary note… Happy Halloween you weenies!!! Don’t forget, The Muppets are hosting RAW this Monday night. I’m kind of hoping for a Beaker vs. Sheamus moment. Because in life, there are winners and
there are losers…Be Jealous, and Be Sexy!

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com
OR, hit her up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

 

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any
other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in
the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!
***

BOOT CAMP

Rawr!

That is all.

Hey, troopers!  How’s it going?    Sorry I wasn’t here last week, but I had to take a breather and get my shit back together after MCW had
ended.  Gotta admit something…after weeks of following this series and having my way with it in every way possible, I actually became
attached to the little midgets and even their manager, Johnny Green. Hogan and Knobs, not so much.  As silly as most of it was to sit
through, I gained a certain respect for all of them.  Again…Hogan and Knobs, not so much.  Anyway, I believe I am now Facebook friends
with pretty much everybody in MCW, and I even follow a few of them on Twitter.

Hogan and Knobs….I think you know what comes next.  Fill in the blanks, people!

Anyway, I needed time to prepare and try to figure out exactly what the bloody blue Hell WWE is smoking lately.  It’s not hard to keep up.
It’s just hard to keep things down….like my lunch!  It all seems a mixed bag of good, bad and some serious “WHAT THE FUCK” all
spun up in a blender and served over a heap of what I assume to be…slightly warm brown mashed potatoes.  I can’t be sure…and the
taters kind of smell like they’ve turned…into crap!

I figured if I was going to make my triumphant return, there was only one way to get all this stuff off my chest without completely boring
the living shit out of you all.

Welcome back to another installment of what I like to call….

Hope you read that right.  It says “Deep THOUGHTS”!  Not Deep….well, you know.  I don’t know who thought that sign was a good idea, but…life goes on.  And so does this blog.

*** James Storm as the new TNA Impact World Champion?  Honestly, I like it.  It’s something fresh for once.  Sure, we’ve had the
beer-drinking “don’t give a fuck” attitude bit before (Stone Cold), but in a million years, I never would have picked James Storm to be the World Champion in TNA.   I had written him off to sit and rot in mid-card, tag team Hell until the day he retires or just gives up.   Let’s just see how long it lasts now with his tag team partner and long-time BFF, Robert Roode as the #1 contender.  Could this start a rivalry that spells the end of Beer Money??  Who’s to say they won’t split up with Roode leaving only to make random appearances backstage spouting of some cheezy one-word catchphrase during awkward moments…and Storm starts wearing suits and doing
stock market analysis on Fox News.

Hey, it can happen!

*** Is it just me, or is CM Punk still the best thing going on Monday Night RAW?  Every week, his promos continue to impress me.  His rant against John Laryngitis last week was fucking brilliant!  I find myself saying that a lot lately.

*** So, is Kevin Nash officially working for WWE or not?  He just comes and goes as he pleases.  I’m starting to think Triple H gave up being COO because he couldn’t keep that shit straight, either.  Looks like Laryngitis can’t do it, either….but he always looks like a deer in
the headlights that just shit itself, so I am not really shocked.  I just wish they’d start making some damn sense with Nash so I can stop
trying so hard not to give a fuck about him!

*** For anyone who plays the SmackDown VS RAW video games and is looking forward to this year’s WWE ’12, the DLC packs were recently announced, and they are totally worth the money this year!  There is a Divas pack, and while that might not seem so great to most of you, there are three simple words to this that make me grow even more impatient for November 22nd to happen.  Kharma….Trish Stratus!  Enough said!  I totally wish Diva could get her Wii up online (that sounded dirty) so she could download these Divas since she is such a huge fan.  I mean, it’s not like the DLC is just an alternate outfit for Nikki Bella.  This is something Diva would actually enjoy, and it
sucks she has to miss out.  Damn Canada and its bacon-based technology!

*** WWE ’12 is going to be HUGE!  There are 13 additional downloadable superstars (including Michael Cole in his silly orange singlet), but that’s not even the best part.  You can create your own custom arena this year and use it in WWE Universe mode.  For people like me who buy these games mostly for the creation modes, this is the best news we could hope for.  I’m going to have a lot of fun with this!  Who
knows…with the Paint Tool at my disposal and a little ingenuity, I might even create an arena designed especially for our Fatal 4-Way
team.  I’ll post some pics if I ever decide to go that route.  Deal?  Most everything else I would create, none of you would really care
about or understand anyway, so I’ll save you all the trouble of actually giving a fuck!

You’re welcome.

*** So, it seems “maskless” Sin Cara Negro is really staying on to continue the feud even without his “alter ego” bit to go on?  Someone said he now resembles Anarquia (or whatever) from TNA.  If ya ask me whether or not this guy has a chance of doing anything else with his time in WWE, I got only one thing to say about that….

“Negro”, please!!

*** The ring “imploding” at Vengeance solved nothing and it only serves to prolong two things going wrong for longer than they
need to.  1) Big Show VS Henry, part II at Survivor Series, and 2) Randy Orton remaining in mid-card limbo when he should be the one
holding/contending for the World Heavyweight Champion.  It almost seems like Orton is suffering from WWE Creative Team writer’s block.  He isn’t in the title hunt right now, but he has beaten both the United States and Intercontinental Champion (which are basically the same damn thing) without any title being on the line, or even brought up for that matter.  Not like Orton is a mid-card champion anymore, but since Show is feuding with Henry now, it kind of leaves Orton out in the cold…and “Vipers” don’t fare so well in cooler climates.

Just putting that out there, folks.

“Mizark” needs to back the fuck off and go back to fathering plastic body parts so Randy Orton can get back to the thing he does
best….dominating as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

*** The Impact Wrestling “Bound For Glory(Hole)” tournament was sort of anti-climactic, wasn’t it?  All that time spent to get Robert Roode to the top contender spot….the vignettes showing how hard he was training and all his desire to make the most of this one shining moment, and then……… http://youtu.be/9Jz1TjCphXE

Did TNA really just waste our time the past couple months only to serve us the real letdown when it all looked to end on a high note?

No, I’m not talking about Sting returning the company to Dixie Carter.  That was a fail in itself seeing how the very next Impact after BFG,
Dixie got the fuck out of Dodge and dumped control of Impact in Sting’s lap like a big stack of divorce papers!  Dixie said she was
heading back to TNA Headquarters, but she may have had enough time to sit and think things over, and finally realized the place where she
would do the most good….

In the kitchen, making me a sammich!!  (just kidding)

(or, am I??)

*** On last week’s Impact Wrestling, Tara & Brooke Tessmacher wore pink ring attire to celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness. 

Don’t worry…I am very much “aware” of Brooke’s breasts!  Just sayin’….

*** Gail Kim is back in TNA.  This is a GOOD thing!  WWE has failed her twice.  TNA was where she was allowed to truly shine, and she
never should have left to begin with.  She is a very serious threat to Velvet Sky and her newly won Knockouts title.  But, it’s a shame
someone has jumped up so soon who can legitimately take Velvet out.  I was hoping for a longer title run, seeing as Velvet has never held
the title before, and she has come so far to get where she is today.

No thanks to that horse-faced velociraptor, Karen Jarrett!

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Let’s see….  I think this is a good place to call it quits for now.  Done enough damage for one week, I’d say.  Don’t want to overdo it!

That said, I will catch you all back here next time, troopers!  Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Oh, and HAPPY FREAKIN’ HALLOWEEN!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

 Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you:
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Everyone have a safe and fun Halloween. Remember wait to eat your candy, because there are a lot of skeevy people out there and your parents should check it out first but make sure you supervise, because your parents will just steal all the good stuff. Happy Halloween!!!

As always, my haters can (at best) be described as ‘challenged’ . I am highly revered

by ALL intellectuals. Choose your side wisely.”

-Wade Barrett via Twitter @WadeBarrett