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Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

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The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!

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The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.

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That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.

The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

my foley mask

Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

December 13, 2015 Leave a comment

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

The Game

Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

farewell steve

Yours Truly

The Game

The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

28th Annual Survivor Series Predictions, Lucha Underground, TNA & MORE!

November 23, 2014 Leave a comment

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Clearly, we are still working out the kinks of the addition of a new person. OK, I have pregnancy brain and totally forgot about getting the banner re-done. I promise you by December, there will hopefully be a new banner. Speaking of December, we throw away convention of our usual blogs, and do our Year End Best & Worst for 2014, plus our TLC ppv Predictions. December is one of my favourite times of the year. It’s a list, and I love organizing.

Lets knock this months out of the ball park first before jumping the gun to December. I’m sure none of us are excited to see December.

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Salutations, Survivors!

Yep, this Sunday, it’s WWE Survivor Series. It’s a PPV weekend, so you know what that means. It’s also time for the Fatal 4-Way…..and Sarge’s Boot Camp!

Now, before I begin, I want to take a minute to explain the significance of this particular edition of our little “pet project”. The November edition marks this blog’s 8th year in existence! Hard to believe it….we’ve been doing this thing now for eight friggin’ years. When we started this, we had no idea it would still be going strong for this length of time. However, here we are. Team members have come and gone…and come back again! Guest writers have joined on full-time. Some wrote once and were never heard from again. Some of us die-hards have been here in the trenches since day one, and it just keeps getting better. We do this because we love it, and we love all of you for reading and providing your feedback. Well, almost. I have a line in the bottom of my Boot Camp articles that openly encourages everyone who reads my portion of this blog to contact me and let me know what you think. Good or bad, feedback is what it is, and I welcome it all. I welcome it, but to this day…..it has not come. Not one e-mail. Not one post on Facebook. Not one Tweet. NOTHING! I know it’s not because you’re afraid to have your opinions be heard. My troops are a fearless bunch, and should feel as free to speak their minds as I do!

It’s okay. Just sayin’….

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What’s NOT okay? Oh, there’s plenty to talk about. For starters, let’s talk about the new video game, WWE2K15. What was 2K thinking when they made this game? First of all, the PS3/Xbox 360 versions are completely different from the “current gen” ones on PS4/Xbox One. The last-gen versions are pretty much the same as last year’s game, only with an updated roster and a new game mode based on NXT. They took out the option to use custom entrance music and/or videos for your created superstars and Divas. Hell, on the current gen game, you can’t even make a female character. Of all the things to remove from the game? Really? This only scratches the surface of the woes that gamers are experiencing with this title, and I honestly don’t have the time to roll out the laundry list of other complaints I have heard since the game was released. It’s sad, really. Even under a new developer, there’s no excuse for them to make a game this sorely lacking in comparison to its predecessor, whether on last-gen consoles or current gen. This game franchise has become a staple in my life, and I get each new installment as my default birthday present every year. I have to say, I am not entirely pleased with 2K15’s offerings. I have been left to make due with what I have to work with on many aspects of this game. It is a livable condition, but it leaves me only 80% happy overall. So many shortfalls in a series that normally expands (however slightly) on the previous year’s game.

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Sure, there is a lot that leaves me shaking my head about WWE2K15, but something that never fails to baffle and confound me to no end is WWE’s idea of guest hosts. When “wrestling” became “entertainment”, it completely fell off track, and we get to sit through a seemingly endless parade of “celebri-turds” and people (and things) that somebody somewhere thinks a handful of us actually give two shits about! If you think the Muppets were bad, you would be right….but there have been worse, and I have a bed feeling we have not yet seen the end. Most of the time, I am simply left wondering who thought this was a god idea? Why did they choose that person? NeNe Leakes? Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford? These are three people who have NO business in a WWE ring, a WWE locker room, or withing 50 miles of an arena in any city where a WWE live televised event is taking place….and they certainly have no business being on my damn TV screen! I don’t watch their shows. My wife watches almost all the freakin’ “Real Housewives” shows, but she does NOT watch the one NeNe is/was on. I swear it’s like the only one she actually doesn’t show interest in. Can’t blame her, really. Neither do I, and that goes double for when they put NeNe on RAW, and thought I would sit here and put up with it. When she was on screen, I used that as my opportunity to take a nice, long “mini-vaca” on the shitter. Either way, I would be struggling with crap. I just chose the more enjoyable and productive option. The only thing more relieving than a good bowel movement was coming back into the living room and seeing that NeNe was no longer stinking up my WWE programming. I can’t say the same for my poor bathroom, however.

I usually feel sorry for a lot of us who have to suffer through these horrible guest host segments, but last week during RAW, my heart went out to the sad little feline known as Grumpy Cat. This cat is a huge Internet sensation, and it doesn’t take much to gather a small list of important facts about her. I knew the night was not going to go well even before GC appeared on screen as Michael Cole did the disservice of completely fucking up the entire introduction. He called the cat a “he” when it is actually a “she”, and called her “Grumpy the Cat”. Really, dude? It takes 5 minutes on Google or Wikipedia to get your shit straight, and you can’t even bother with that. Once we finally saw Grumpy Cat, it only got worse. They saddled her with having to sit there and listen to The Miz babble about how great he is, and other insufferable crap. I can only imagine how epic Grumpy Cat’s inner monologue had to be all through that episode. As Garfield constantly ponders the miracle of lasagna, and expresses his consuming dislike of Mondays….I assume Grumpy Cat was praying for the sweet release of the vet’s mechanizing needle rather than have to live through another soul-sucking minute of what WWE was putting her through.

As was I. But, rather than being “put to sleep”, I just turned the TV off and went to bed.

(Let it be known that I am not advocating cruelty to animals. Technically, the animal was wishing harm on itself.)

This all could have been stopped if PETA had intervened in time. Given the travesties WWE has perpetrated recently against bulls, gators and bunnies….this cruel and unusual treatment of a national treasure like Grumpy Cat was hard to watch, but one can only assume how painful it was for the poor kitty to live through it.

The cruel and unusual treatment of their fans is just how WWE lets us know they care, and they know exactly what we want to see!

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In reverse animal cruelty news…..what the fuck is going on with Adam Rose and the Bunny? Used to be Rose and the Bunny would be in a match, Rose would lose and then proceed to go all “opera singing Elmer Fudd” on his ass. Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, KILL DA WABBIT!!!! However, the tables were turned last week as Rose went to once more lay a beatdown on the long-eared galoot, but the Bunny swung around behind him and, well…..attempted to deposit his “bunny maker” right up Adam’s “Exotic Express”.

And a million Cena fans went blind that night. Okay, just kidding. I am guessing this will lead to a match between the two at some point, but the prospect of seeing the Bunny try to anally violate Adam Rose again makes me want to completely miss anything and everything having to do with them.

I saw The Boogeyman post a few pics on Twitter recently teasing at something going on in WWE Headquarters. Not sure if it was a way of revealing a possible return, but since he didn’t show up on the Halloween episode of SmackDown (which would have made the most sense), my idea would be this. Have Adam Rose fight The Bunny in a match, and at some point, Rose hits the Bunny’s costume head and it flies off….to reveal that The Boogeyman is who is inside the suit! #BoogeyBunny would soon trend worldwide!

But, that’s how things work in my twisted imagination.

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And, with that said, it’s about time I hit the bricks. Enough trouble has been caused for another month! Move along, kids. Nothing else to see here. Not until next time Boot Camp is in session, anyway.

Until then, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month? I can’t believe we are already at another WWE PPV. Man time flies when you’re having fun! I have been trying to keep busy with things. For those of you who don’t know I have been recently laid off due to lack of work available. So I have been trying to find work to keep busy. Anyway let’s get on with this wrestling blog shall we?!

This past Monday’s RAW was all right. Grumpy Cat was the special Guest Host for it. For those of you who don’t know who she is, she is this cat that always looks grumpy! She has become an Internet sensation. She has a Christmas movie coming out on Nov 29th. It is going to be on Lifetime network for those of you who want to watch it. I don’t get Lifetime so I won’t be able to watch until it comes out on DVD.

Back to RAW The Miz and Mizdow were really the only ones who interacted with Grumpy Cat. It was pretty corny but I was expecting it, so it didn’t really bother me! There was a new IC Champion that was crowned. Luke Harper ended up winning it. He defeated Dolph Ziggler. I wasn’t expecting Luke to win but it was a nice change. I do however do like Ziggler. It didn’t really hurt him. I’m sure he will get another title shot sometime down the line. Of course the big thing on RAW was whether or not Cena would be able to get enough guys to be on his team for Survivor Series. He did manage to get Ryback, Big Show, Ziggler, and Erick Rowan to be on his team. Sheamus was supposed to be on it but he got taken out by Mark Henry. They will be taking on Team Authority. On TA is Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Mark Henry and Luke Harper. Now if Team Authority ends up losing it means Authority will lose their authority. But if Team Cena loses everyone on that team will be fired. I think Team Cena will win. I have a feeling WWE wants to change things up and maybe go back to a GM for RAW and SmackDown That’s just my opinion. What do you guys think?

One thing that bugs me is how WWE thinks they can bring back Ryback and expect us to believe he is all that. They pretty much buried him for most of this year and last year. He was teaming up with Curtis Axel. They didn’t really do anything with them. So I don’t know. I also think Ryback is an asshole on top of it. I know he doesn’t care about the fans(cause even when he was a face before he turned heel he didn’t really show he liked the fans). Even now I think he is phony. I have a good eye for things like that. I know Vince likes his “Big Guys” but I think he is wasting his time with Ryback. He will never give back to WWE like other wrestlers they have.

Randy Orton is MIA right now but he will be back soon. As we saw a few weeks ago The Authority took him out but this is storyline related. He is now filming a new film. It will be coming out next year. I’m not sure if I will see it. I guess if Diva decides to buy it I might borrow it from her? LOL Who knows. But when Orton does make his return to WWE I expect him to get his revenge on Seth Rollins. Those two guys will put on some great matches! I just hope Orton doesn’t turn into a boring babyface like he seems to do. I would like to see him be a normal guy who just likes to kick ass!

Speaking about kicking ass Dean Ambrose has been on a roll. Everything that he has been involved with has been really good! Right now he is feuding with Bray Wyatt(another favourite of mine). These guys are going to have a match on Survivor Series and it could be the match of the night. I hope these two steal the show. I picked Wyatt to go over but I wouldn’t mind seeing Ambrose win too. Either one is good for me.

WWE has released a new blu ray about Randy “Macho Man” Savage. It is about time they did do that! I really hope this will lead to Macho Man being inducted into the WWE HOF next year! I really would love to see that(along with other wrestling fans). It is his turn. Come on WWE please put Savage into the HOF.

TNA will be leaving SpikeTV at the end of the year. They will be moving to Destination America channel in the new year. Impact will remain a two hour show plus they will have other shows on the channel. I hope this works out for TNA. But they have a long way to go to get back the fans. At least they have a few good workers on their roster. Kurt Angle decided to stay with TNA and not go to WWE. Also they have Jeff Hardy and many other guys too. I probably won’t watch their shows at the start(we don’t get Destination America in Canada) but I won’t be downloading them either. I may if they get better but for now I’m just sticking with WWE.

Daniel Bryan wants to return to WWE by the Royal Rumble. I hope he does but it does seem this rehab isn’t really helping his hand. He still doesn’t have feeling in it and he could need surgery. If that happens who know how long he will be out. I really wish him the best! I miss seeing him in the ring. He was doing so well then this happened.

I’m going to do something now. WM 31 is in a few months so I’m going to predict what the card will look like. The main event for WM 31 will be Daniel Bryan VS John Cena for WWE World Championship, Triple H VS Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker VS Sting, Brock Lesnar VS Rusev, Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt, Chris Jericho VS Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns VS Bad News Barrett for the IC Championship, Paige & AJ VS Natalya & Trish Stratus and Christian VS Sheamus. So what do you guys think? Do you think it will be a good card or not?

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Survivor Series PPV this Sunday if you do end up watching it! You can check out the rest of my predictions along with everyone else at the end of this blog! Have a Nice Day! 🙂

You can always reach me on twitter @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Disclaimer: What you are about to read is a completely “In-Character” expression of my thoughts pertaining to the wrestling industry. Do not take what I say personally or to heart. Have fun, enjoy the material and lets all take a ride on this crazy train together!”

Brandon Crazy train

Sup jerks! We have a couple things to talk about this month so lets not waste any time and get right into it, shall we?!

Lucha Underground

Are we standing on the edge of a revolution in pro wrestling?

This past October, wrestling fans across the globe were introduced to a new breed of professional wrestling that is drastically different from the era of “Sports Entertainment” (*cough* WWE *cough*) that most casuals are accustomed to. The art of Lucha Libre style wrestling is not unfamiliar territory for wrestling fans. Well known established names such as Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero (with Eddies nephew, Chavo being a huge part of Lucha Underground) became household names based on this style of wrestling competing in ECW, WCW and WWE.

To the people who never watched Lucha Underground: What makes this company stand out?

· Style! As you can obviously tell by the name, automatically youre going to be seeing a different style of wrestling than before. If your cup of tea is high flying, fast paced and breathtaking action? Lucha Underground is right down your alley!

· Presentation! One of the first things youre immediately going to notice is how this show is presented to the viewing audience. Forget the standard angry, overly exaggerated wrestling promos you have come to expect. Instead, we are presented with a dark, resolute and somewhat cheesy vignette style of storytelling. Everything has a movie style feel to it and its refreshing to see in between matches. In my personal opinion, this brings a better sense of realism to the product that you dont see anywhere else.

· Wrestlers! What would Lucha Underground be without its talent, right? You get a wide variety of wrestlers that most likely you have never heard before sprinkled in with some former WWE and TNA castoffs. Wrestlers such as Johnny Mundo (WWEs John Morrison), Big Ryck (WWEs Ezekiel Jackson), Chavo Guerrero Jr, Prince Puma (former part time TNA X-Division star), Shawn Hernandez (yet to debut, former TNA star), to name a few. In addition, theres wrestlers like Sexy Star, Drago, Fenix, Catrina (WWEs Maxine), Ivelisse and many others.

The arena has a down and dirty “Fight Club” like appeal to it in my opinion. Former AAA and WCW star Vampiro, along with former WWE announcer Matt Striker provide the commentary with a realistic approach rather than advertising products and treating the audience like dumb sheep.

I could continue on and praise this new organization, but I feel its best for wrestling fans to go and check it out for you. Speaking as a die-hard wrestling fan, Im always looking for alternatives to mainstream professional wrestling. Lucha Underground, in my humble opinion, is one of the better alternatives I have seen in recent years. I sincerely hope you will tune in and check these guys out. Lucha Underground airs on Wednesday night at 8pm (Eastern Time) on the El Ray Network. If youre unable to watch it on television, check it out online somewhere. I promise you will not be disappointed.

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GFW and NJPW team up for a very special Pay-Per-View extravaganza! Are you ready to #JoinTheForce?

In April of this year, TNA founder Jeff Jarrett announced that he was going to start a new promotion called Global Force Wrestling (GFW). As time went on, Jarrett started to pick up momentum for his growing company. He aligned himself with some of the best international wrestling promotions from around the globe (no pun intended). AAA from Mexico. New Generation Wrestling from New England. WrestleClash from Australia, just to name a few. One of the biggest partners GFW gained was New Japan Pro Wrestling. A promotion rich with wrestling history, with many big names making a splash in the United States like Big Van Vader, Keiji Muto/The Great Muta, Masahiro Chono, Ultimo Dragon, and so many others along the way made an impact in our sport. Therefore, it was only fitting that GFWs first major event would come with their biggest asset NJPW!

Wrestle Kingdom 9”, one of NJPWs biggest events is set to take place on January 4, 2015. Due to their new relationship with GFW, a deal was made to co-promote the event here in the United States live on Pay-Per-View. Recently, a major announcement was made on behalf of GFW that legendary ring announcer and WWE Hall of Famer; Jim Ross would be the play by play announcer for one night only. Joining him will be former TNA color commentator and TNA Shop pioneer, Don West will join Ross on commentary.

Here is the scheduled card for the event. The card features mostly talent from NJPW, with others sprinkled in from ROH and other Indy promotions:

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Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Kazuchika Okada Singles match for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship

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Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Kota Ibushi Singles match for the IWGP Intercontinental Championship

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Ryusuke Taguchi (c) vs. Kenny Omega Singles match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship

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reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly) (c) vs. Forever Hooligans (Alex Koslov and Rocky Romero) vs. Time Splitters (Alex Shelley and Kushida) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) Four-way tag team match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship

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Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Togi Makabe Singles match for the NEVER Openweight Championship

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Minoru Suzuki vs. Kazushi Sakuraba

Singles match; the winner can only be declared by submission or knockout

While nothing has officially been announced by GFW on a television deal or what they plan to do for a roster, look for Global Force Wrestling to become the talk of the wrestling world for 2015!

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Wrestling garbage that makes you face palm because the fail is too hard to put into words.

There werent too many things to talk this month, so I came up with an idea for a segment. When I used to run a Facebook wrestling community group, one of the things that caught on was my *face palm* picture. I would post this in favor of lashing out and talking about how stupid a particular wrestling character/match/angle was. Therefore, I decided to carry this one here at the Fatal 4-Way. Each month, Im going to pick a random number of things that made me (and most of you wrestling fans) face palm in complete disgust.

· The Bunny Hump” Okay, we all know how much I cant stand that f***ing bunny. I probably hate the character as much as JBL. Nevertheless, wrestling fans were subjected to his funny, but also uncomfortable scene on RAW.

The Bunny Hump

If The Bunny is really Darren Young this is going to cause a LOT of controversy within the LGBT community.

· Cesaro gets snubbed” In a controversial move from RAW this past Monday night. Cesaro comes down to the ring and sides with The Authority during the final showdown. When the show closed, we were all under the assumption the main event was going to turn into a 6-on-5 match with the addition of Cesaro. But nope! It appears Cesaro will NOT be a part of Team Authority after-all. So, what was the effing point of having Cesaro out there to begin with? Ugh! Idiots!!!

Cesaro

Its okay, Cesaro. Were all pissed off too!

TNA Bound for Glory

· Bound for Failure” Alright, Ill admit. “The Prodigy” is a bit of a biased TNA fan. However, that doesnt mean they are safe from my deadly venom. TNA and Wrestle-1 co-produced TNAs “biggest” Pay-Per-View of the year in Tokyo, Japan amidst a Typhoon, a controversial Dixie Carter tweet referencing the impending hurricane and “Cowboy” James Storm and one of the weakest BFGs in company history! To add insult to injury, major TNA stars like Bobby Roode, Bobby Lashley, Gail Kim, Eric Young and others were nowhere to be seen. The show itself was good, mind you. However, it didnt deliver on what the show could have been had TNA and Wrestle-1 got all their ducks in a row. Oh yeah, the show was taped, not live.

Was this years TNA Bound for Glory a failure? Tweet @DravensFlock and let me know what you think!

· M.I.A” The wrestling world has not seen, nor heard from WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar since WWE Night of Champions in September. Rumors ran amuck that Lesnar was having health issues. Others say it was a “WWE” call to set Lesnar out and use him as needed. Some speculated it was a contract issue between Brock and the WWE. Regardless of what the truth is, WWE needs to see Brock Lesnar back sooner than later. I dont mind if we see him on every episode of RAW or SmackDown. I want to see him back defending the title on Pay-Per-Views as a champion should do! What a concept, right?

Brock Lesnar

MISSING! Have you seen this WWE World Heavyweight Champion? If so, please call our hotline! Its 1-900-909-9900! Kids please get your parents permission before calling!

· You sure do have a purdy mouth, little lady!” Finally, I end this segment with a disturbing meme between Erick Rowan (aka, #LambHeadGuy) and Renee Young. Imagine if WWE decided to turn this into a “love story”? LMFAO! If you can remember back when Lillian Garcia had a storyline with the late Viscera/King Mabel, then you may get somewhat of an idea where this could go. Disturbing!

#LambHeadGuy and Renee Young

This is what happens when #LambHeadGuy hooks up with Little Bo Peep. Only in the WWE folks!

Thats it for me. Im checking out of the nuthouse and back into the Asylum… wait, that didnt sound right? Oh well. We all go a little crazy sometimes. This is “The Prodigy” signing off, telling you to get your pets spayed & neutered, your kids to stay off drugs, and to grow a spine and speak your mind!

E:Mail brandon_l_ewing@live.com

Twitter: @DravensFlock

The Game

WWE Hell In A Cell Thoughts,UFC 179 thoughts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNbF7vy2kc&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

 

Rowan Joins Team Cena on RAW + UFC 180 thoughts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwKyHR7HHLo&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&spfreload=10

The Skirt Sheet

Another month has gone by. And soon I’ll be just a manager of the Fatal 4-Way. I’m not leaving once the baby comes, but I may not be writing as often. Kind of depends whether or not I get to watch much wrestling. It’s nice to have The Prodigy (aka Brandon) on our team, to sort of pick up the slack while I’m off trying to be a mom. I honestly have no freaking idea what I’m doing. Lol!! But you live and learn. Babies don’t exactly come with instruction manuals. Although they really should. As of this blog, I have 11 weeks until our Baby Beluga finally comes. Anyways, I should shut it and get to bidness…

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I was hearing all this buzz from some of my friends on Facebook about Lucha Underground. A different take on wrestling. The Mexican luchador style mixed with a rougher North American style, set in a dingy dojo. The wrestling is amazing. The rest is pretty cheesy. Some of you may know the names of Vampiro, Matt Strkier (both lead commentary), Chavo Guerrero Jr., Konnan, John Morrison who is now known as Johnny Mundo. All in this new promotion. They go by episodes and it is produced by Mark Burnett who produces Survivor. It isn’t so much done in the direction of WWE or TNA or Ring Of Honour, but more like a television show. That’s the part that gets me. I’m not really sure how I feel about the television show format oppose to arena wrestling format the other promotions are usuing. Even though I seem to have a problem with it, the matches that are put on, are amazing. Quick-moving, flashy, but smooth and near flawless. Sometimes you catch mistakes being made, but who cares, the rest of the matches make you forget what you are seeing.

Rumour has it, former WWE superstar, Alberto Del Rio will be joining the show in the early new year. Which doesn’t exactly surprise me. Four episodes have aired and in the first three I was waiting for him to pop up. Women face men, and men face midgets. There are very few rules in Lucha Underground. Anything can happen at any given time. I like the spontaneity it affords me as a new fan to the show. It’s easy to follow and the stories are simple. If you miss one week, then you don’t miss much at all. Stars to watch, Mil Muertes, Prince Puma, Blue Demon Jr., Fenix, Drago, and Sexy Star (most unoriginal name ever).

The ring is larger than WWE, and sounds a lot harder with less give. I could do without the cheesy vignette type segments, and Sexy Star is a tough woman wrestler who feminist would shit all over because she wrestles men, and isn’t afraid to get slapped around. The acting is horrible, but it’s a good thing that the in-ring work is stellar. If you want a break from the conventional, check out Lucha Underground. There has been only 4 episodes as of this blog.

Matt Striker still sucks, btw.

Moving on…

Adrian Neville pulling a dick move on NXT a couple of weeks ago in his title defense against Sami Zayn. I freakin’ loved it. Feigning an injury to distract his, friend, then rolled him up for the pin. OMG classic. He still played up the injury afterwards, but it was still a move that you wouldn’t suspect of a babyface like Neville. Great swerve.

Speaking of Sami Zayn, they seem to be slowly intergrating him on the main roster. For two weeks in a row, Zayn faced Tyson Kidd on Main Event, getting some main stream exposure. Maybe that’s why the NXT Championship has not been put around his waist. Also, ever since The Ascension has lost the NXT Tag Team Championship to Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara), I’ve been expecting them to be brought up on the main roster, but no sign of them yet).

NXT keeps amazing me each week. I’m still waiting for NXT Women’s champion, Charlotte to have her penis slip out. I’m sorry, she’s an amazing wrestler, but looks so man-like.

Grumpy Cat? Really? That is all.

Lets talk about the 28th Annual Survivor Series for a few moments. Hardly any matches have been booked. I think they have four matches booked (granted I’m writing this on this past Tuesday so who knows, it could have changed).

Team Authority vs. Team Cena. This one is a toughy. The way it looks now, Team Cena will be going over, however with Rusev on Team Authority it looks like Team Authority will take it. Rusev has yet to be pinned or made to submit. However, without Rusev on Team Authority, it wouldn’t have opened Cena vs. Rusev. I’ve been saying this for months, that it will be John Cena who beats Rusev via pinfall or submission. C’mon, he’s the American hero. Of course it’s always been the plan to go with Cena as being the one who finally beats Rusev. I think the only way that Team Cena can win, without someone pinning Rusev (because I doubt he would get pinned or forced to submit in a team match), is for Rusev and Lana to walk out mid way through the match and be done with Team Authority. A quick rundown;

Team Authority: Seth Rollins (Captain), Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev, and Luke Harper

Team Cena: John Cena (Captain), Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Ryback and Erick Rowan (yeah I know right, wtf?)

The way the rumours are swirling, Nikki Bella is set to defeat AJ Lee for the Diva’s championship. Especially after Stephanie McMahon was recently asked in an interview about how none of the Total Diva’s cast will ever be allowed to be on the show and carry the championship. She answered that simply wasn’t true. With the rumour that AJ was planning on leaving the company after Survivor Series, instead of putting the title on a non-Total Diva (because really, there isn’t many who aren’t on the show now), putting the title on John Cena’s girlfriend is most likely going to take place this Sunday.

Nobody cares about the WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way match. For me to care, is for them to do something amazing, like call up The Ascension to interrupt the match and lay out every single team. I won’t be holding my breath.

Lastly, the psychological games between Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose will only just be starting. Mind games aside, both guys are killer on the microphone, and both are solid in the ring. Wyatt maybe the creepiest in the ring compared to Ambrose, but never take away the rash in-ring style of the Lunatic Fringe. He brings a quick, sloppy-yet-neat approach to his work inside the squared circle. A style that helps improve his image as being a bit off the cuff, one that will compliment, and pardon my pun, the off the rocker stylings of Wyatt. This match was likely more anticipated then the Team Cena vs. Team Authority match, until the stipulation was added by Mr. McMahon. For me, I’d rather see Wyatt vs. Ambrose.

If it wasn’t for Dean Ambrose, I’m not sure if I would still be a wrestling fan right now. I’m so frustrated with the product. I feel like when the baby comes, I probably won’t miss wrestling as much. I can’t help but wonder what Ambrose will do next? What actions will make him fly off the handle? What facial expressions will make him look the most looney? etc.. He’s just interesting.

I can’t figure out Erick Rowan joining Team Cena. Then again, I’m probably not the only one who can’t figure that one out. Yeah I know that should have been further up in my blog, but the thought just popped into my head.

I watched the 2014 TNA Knockouts Knockdown with eight TNA Knockouts, and eight Independent female wrestlers. I’ve always regarded the TNA Knockouts to be far superior than the WWE Diva’s (of this current roster), however not in the one pay-per-view they get a year. I’m not sure if they toned it down so that the newer girls could keep up or not, but either way, the wrestling was disappointing. In round one, it pinned one TNA established knockout vs. an aspiring knockout, and the winner would move on to the Gauntlet Battle Royal.

Round 1: -Veda Scott vs. Gail Kim; I had planned to give a rundown of the matches but they kinda all looked the same to me. Gail Kim goes over.

– Scarlett vs. Angelina Love; Angelina goes over with help from Velvet Sky.

-Reby (Sky; aka Mrs. Matt Hardy) vs. Velvet Sky; Reby goes over thanks to a mistake made by Angelina spraying Velvet in the face with hair spray.

-Havoc vs. Madison Rayne; probably one of the better matches of the night. Surprised that Madison Rayne would defeat Havoc.

-Karlee Perez (former NXT Diva, Maxine) vs. Taryn Terrell (former WWE Diva Tiffany); I’m not sure why TNA thinks that Terrell is a good wrestler. She hurts my eyes. Anyways, Taryn Terrell defeats Karlee Perez.

-Mia Yim vs. Brittany; virtually two chicks I’ve never heard of or cared about. Mia Yim defeats TNA Knockout Brittany.

– Deonna vs. Brooke. Worst match ever, but TNA’s Brooke gets the win.

– Marti Belle vs. ODB; Strike that last one, this was the worst match. Watching an afro defeat the gross and has to be smelling of bad punani ODB, was well there was no good way to end this match. But at least I don’t have to look at ODB later. Or so I thought. Turns out she would strip and beat Rockstar Spud. Yeah that was pretty bad too.

Then round 2 was the Gauntlet Battle Royal match. Starting off for the first two minutes is Gail Kim vs. Brooke. Then Mia Yim, Reby, Angelina Love, Madison Rayne, Marti Belle, & Taryn Terrell would join every two minutes. To be eliminated, each participant had to go over the ropes and both feet hitting the floor. When it comes to the final two participants, a referee would be added and it would become a one-on-one match for the Queen of The Knockouts crown. It would come down to Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne. With the predictable out come of Velvet accidentally spraying Angelina in the face with the hair spray, like Love did to Sky earlier. Madison Rayne is the 2014 Queen of the Knockouts.

I’m not sure I have much else to say as of right now. Wrestling has just been disappointing as of late. I’m still enjoying NXT and I’m getting used to Lucha Underground. Try as I might, TNA just doesn’t interest me. WWE has been one slow and disappointing show after another. This whole “New Day” shit with Kofi Kingston, Big E and Xavier Woods looks really stupid. They would have been better off going with another Nation of Domination then with a baptist Right to Censor-type gimmick. Then again, we have yet to see what this “New Day” shit is about. Will Slick come back as a manager? Is Slick still alive?? Actually he is. Lol! With all this said and done, I will see you next month for probably one of the most difficult Best & Worst list I could possibly do. To find anything good in 2014, will be extremely difficult. To just limit myself to the Worst will be difficult as well. So much shit to chose from. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Survivor Series

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Fatal 4-Way Match:

C) Goldust & Stardust vs. The Uso’s vs. Los Matadores vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

-Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match:

Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma vs. Paige, Cameron, Layla & Summer Rae

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

Diva’s Prediction: Paige, Cameron, Layla, & Summer Rae

The Game’s Prediction: Paige, Cameron, Layla & Summer Rae

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Brat Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this one is tough…Bray Wyatt

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Prodigy’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match; If Team Authority Loses, they also lose their power:

Team Cena: John Cena vs. Team Authority: Seth Rollins

Dolph Ziggler                          Kane

Big Show                                Rusev

Erick Rowan                         Luke Harper

Ryback                                  Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Cena

Diva’s Prediction: Tough one, Team Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Team Cena because of Sting

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Team Cena

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Team Cena

That’s it for us this month…We will see you in one month for our Best and Worst of 2014 blog and TLC predictions. No Quote of the Month since no one said anything clever enough to warrant such honour.

Cena’s dating a former Diva, The Shield, RAW and Possible Hardy reunion???

December 3, 2012 Leave a comment

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Hey, welcome back! There are three of us here this week. We want to give a special shout-out to SARGE!

 

Happy Birthday Sarge!!

There ya have it! Lol! We here hope Sarge had a great birthday weekend and enjoyed his weekend off from writing for us this week. He’s been a pivotal part of us keeping this blog afloat. He brings a certain somethin’-somethin’ to this work. We all love and respect him here. He doesn’t demand it or beg for it, he just gets it.

The Skirt Sheet

I have no idea what I’m going to say this week because I didn’t really have a plan in mind for this weekend. To be honest I totally forgot about the blog. Yep, I forgot about the blog I started six years ago. Lol! I’d make a horrible parent. I’d probably leave my child in between the doors at the mall. Oh wait that happened to me once. Despite that I always loved my grandmother. Anyways, it’s time to shut it and, hopefully, get to bidness.

 

I found on tumblr.com that Kia Stevens, aka Kharma, recently spoke to divadirt.com about her release from WWE. She spoke about how she got the job and that she was just days away from announcing her full retirement from the wrestling business when Tommy Dreamer asked her if he could give John Laurinaitis her number. Within minutes Laurinaitis, the head of Talent Relations with the WWE, called her and offered her a position on the Diva’s roster. Although her run within the WWE was short due to discovering she was pregnant, what she contributed was groundbreaking. When she talked about her release she didn’t hold any blame against the company and said that it was “appropriate.”

 

Sometimes things aren’t moving along as quickly as they need to be, and some things weren’t progressing as quickly as they should have been. I think the release was actually a good idea and very appropriate. WWE, the world knows they don’t just hire anyone. If they hire you, they’re going to invest in you. They’re going to apply any and every resource they have for anything that you’re going through, so having said that, again, the timing just was there. My release was, in my opinion, appropriate.” -Kia Stevens

 

The door to a return is still open for Stevens. The fact that she remained humble after her release instead of bitter, will keep the relationship between the WWE and herself in better standings.

 

John Cena has been apparently dating Nikki Bella. He and Daniel Bryan could have a kinky foursome with the slutty twins since Bryan’s dating Brie Bella. Both Greg and I think it’s gross. Cena isn’t ugly, he just can’t wrestle. Then again, neither can either of the Bella’s. I think he could do better than a long-faced, ugly flamingo but hey that’s just me.

Gross Bella twats

Canada is apparently catching up the States. Well, sort of. When RAW was just 2 hours long at 9pm, we go it at 9:15pm. But when RAW went to 3-hours back in July, we started at 9pm. So we went from being 15-minutes behind to being an hour behind. The SCORE here in Canada will be moving RAW to 8:15 starting December 10th. I hate that channel and it makes me happy that I get to download it and don’t have to put up with the stupid sports ticker at the bottom or Arda Ocal or Renee Pacquette. OMG don’t even get me started on that. Personally, I think Greg is fucking with me, because quite frankly when you don’t have cable television it’s easy to do. But he told me that both Arda Ocal and Renee Pacquette have both been hired by the WWE. I seriously hope he’s fucking with me. I cannot stand RENEE!!! OMG she yells into the microphone. It’s a MICROPHONE!!!! We can hear you just fine! Not only that she is a moron. Brodus Clay isn’t talented. He’s a fat douche bag that if I had a Douche bag jar that anyone who was a douche bag or did something douchey had to put money in it, I would have hundred jars just from Clay alone.

 

Lets talk about The Shield. Not the show about a special corrupt police force, but the three NXT guys, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. For interest, Reigns comes from the legendary Samoan family the Anoi’s, his father is Sika, and he’s related to Yokozuna, the Uso’s, Umaga, The Rock, Rikisi, Tamina Snuka and Jimmy Snuka. He comes from an awesome blood line. Greg, Mat and I saw him take on Heath Slater at the house show we went to in Hamilton in September. Dean Ambrose seems to be the leader of this little group, as he did most of the talking. I was impressed with Michael Cole’s sit-down interview they aired on RAW this past week. Ambrose is particularly well spoken and I was taken by the way he talked. I think if done correctly, the Shield has the potential to make the NEXUS look moronic. Since they had a gold with NEXUS but dropped the ball, I suspect the WWE will do the same with this group as well. I think the last faction they didn’t completely fuck up was Evolution. They even managed to fuck up the nWo when they arrived in the WWE.

 

Tamina Snuka is looking awesome. It looks as if she’s getting a push, which is long overdo. She is a phenomenal wrestler but just hasn’t had the time in the ring to prove it. I’m not a fan of her ring attire but it’s not always what you wear. In her case, her outfit is too busy and takes away from what you are seeing in the ring. If she toned it down, it would be easier to see her talent. You embellish the package when the package needs to hide something. Like Alicia Fox should be more embellished then she is because she needs to hide the fact that she can’t wrestle. A talented person like Tamina shouldn’t be wearing anything that takes away from her talent.

Tamina 01

Holy Flaming Camel Toe, Batman!

I’m actually looking forward to one match at the WWE TLC pay-per-view. Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. The way both men have been performing in the ring whether together or separately has been amazing. They are both working hard and having great matches. If ya put two talented people who are having some of the best matches of their careers together, then you’re either going to have one hell of an amazing match, or it’ll bomb. I’m confident that these two will not bomb. If they do, I will eat my shorts.

TLC Kofi_Wade

I think I’m done for tonight. I honestly have been busy preparing for the end of the year blog that it’s taking all my brain power. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

 

 

Hey everyone how are you doing this week? Have you started your Christmas shopping yet (I haven’t but I don’t have that many to shop for)? I find as I get older it is harder to suggest things for Christmas. I was at my parent’s house last weekend for a visit and I was asking my Mom what does she want for Christmas? She told me she wasn’t sure. I said well you have to come up with something. Then she asked me what I wanted. At first I couldn’t think of anything but after a while I came up with some ideas for her. I love to celebrate Christmas. I find it is probably one of my favourite times of the year (besides Halloween). I like spending time with my family and I also love eating the baking goods. But enough about writing about Christmas, this is a professional wrestling blog!

 

I’m going to start off with this juicy news item for you guys. I read on pwinsider that Matt Hardy was doing a podcast this week and he was asked about the rumours about Jeff Hardy’s contract being up early next year and whether or if Hardy was going to return to WWE. Of course Matt said there could be a Hardy Boys reunion in WWE next year. I’m not sure if there will be one for sure. I know in the past Matt has said things on the Internet to get interest from the fans about him. I have to give him credit though he is very good at that. He knows how to use the Internet to his advantage. But if anything I could see Jeff Hardy returning to WWE for one last run (which I always believed he would go back to WWE eventually). But Matt I’m not 100% sold on him returning. It would be great to see both of them back, but I just have a feeling WWE would treat Matt like crap and he would end up like he did when left WWE a couple of years ago. I don’t want to see him like that. He is a great performer and I know he has cleaned up his act and I’m glad he is in a situation where he has control of his life. I hope it stays like that. If he can find a way to make a return to WWE where his life will be okay then perhaps they could give him another shot. But first Jeff would have to return in order for Matt to even consider returning to WWE.

Has anyone wonder what has happened to Christian? I haven’t seen him on WWE TV for months now. I really miss seeing him on RAW and Smackdown! I hope he is all right. I’m going to try to find out what is really up with him. Anyone reading this knows what happened with him please let me know. I know he asked for some time off but I didn’t think it was going to be this long. He hasn’t really even tweeted that much on Twitter. I just find it a little odd.

Can we just skip the TLC PPV and move onto the Royal Rumble instead? LOL I really don’t want to see Ryback VS CM Punk in a TLC match. I have a feeling that this match is going stink. I’m pretty much over this feud too. I really can’t wait for The Rock to come back at the Royal Rumble! I’m hoping Colleen and Diva decide to order it! J It is one of my favourite PPVs to watch!

I kinda watched WWE RAW this week. I’m starting to get bored of three hour RAWs. It is really hard to watch. This week is a blur to me. I really tried watching it but I just ended up talking to my friend on the phone for the first hour of RAW then I watched most of the second hour and some of the third hour. Lucky for me The Score repeats it the next day so I can watch it again if I choose too! But right now I can’t remember what happened this week! LOL I’m drawing a blank here. This is probably not a good thing. It isn’t me; it is WWE fault for not making it entertaining enough for me to remember it! Haha Oh wait I remember Wade Barrette wrestling Kofi Kingston in a non-title match. That was good. Also Alberto Del Rio beat The Great Khali with a submission! John Cena beat Dolf Ziggler cleaned! WTF is up with that? Why can’t Dolf get a break? Oh wait he won the MITB match…but apparently that means nothing to WWE creative. Sheamus had a match against Damien Sandown who I’m actually really beginning to like a lot. That guy has huge potential in WWE. Kane fought CM Punk in the main event. I believe the Twitterverse picked Kane. It was either him or Daniel Bryan. Bryan ended up going against Rey Mysterio and he lost to Rey Rey. That’s all I remember from RAW this week! Oh wait there was some John Cena and Aj stuff going on too.

This weekend at my work we’re having Red Bull Crashed Ice happening. If you don’t know what it is I will tell you right now; it is these guys who wear hockey equipment and they skate along this course that has ice on it. It is actually pretty cool. I’m going to probably watch the Championship race tomorrow night (Sat Dec 2nd). They are expecting anywhere between 50, 000 to 100, 000 people to check it out. I will post some pictures of it in my next blog so you can see what this is all about.

 

Anyway that is it for this week! I hope you enjoyed my blog and Have a nice day!! J

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The Game

 

F4W#163: RAW highlights/The Shield:  http://youtu.be/iicTYz0VGBU

 

That’s it for this week. We’ll be back next week. Hell, maybe we’ll even be early again like before. Depends on Diva. Take ‘er easy and if she’s easy take her twice!

 

“Maybe @WadeBarrett had best refine his domestication tactics. Getting kicked in the mouth isn’t very effective… #ChinChecker #smackdown” -Kofi Kingston via Twitter @truekofi

 

WWE Elimination Chamber Predictions & More…

February 19, 2012 2 comments

Hey yo! What up peeps?! I think we’re back to normal this week. Well, minus Sarge, so I guess not so back to normal. Or maybe we are??? I just confused myself. Anyways, we have our WWE Elimination Chamber predictions for you all, there are only four matches booked I highly suspect they will add some on Sunday.

-The Broski Round-Table with Dashing Kevin Walsh:

http://youtu.be/xgZ9OuP6-6I

Challenges are something we all have to overcome in our lives. Some aren’t easy and some are, but some of us have to overcome the simplest of challenges. For me, it’s the challenge to take care of myself and to put myself before others. I’m always trying to rescue and fix other people in my life, avoiding my own problems. I essentially procrastinate on myself. What does this have to do with wrestling? I think the topic of challenges speaks for itself. As wrestling fans we have to overcome the challenge to stay fans because it’s something we love. It’s the challenge of surviving the frustrations of story lines that make zero sense to us, and eventually never do in the long run. Unlike life, wrestling is predetermined. Also unlike life, it’s not predetermined by us. Relationships with other people are determined by us. You choose who you want to let in. Generally people who respect you. Love you and care about you. But every once in a while someone who says they care about you sneaks in. They disrupt your lives, kind of like one bad choice in wrestling. If the wrong wrestler gets put in a match, it disrupts everything us fans look forward to. That one person who sneaks into your life, not only disrupts what you have going on, but it jumbles your thoughts. Confuses you, and sometimes tricks you into believing they are there for you, when really it’s you who are there for them. Wrestling is the same way. As a fan, you see potential in a lot of the wrestlers. You want to see them get their time in the spotlight. And one day you get a taste of that. They are tangling with the main event boys, only to be tossed aside and forgotten. Knocked back down to the mid-card spot. Dashing your hopes and expectations. Unfortunately some of us have a lot of that in our everyday lives. We use wrestling as an escape, only to sometimes feel those same feelings. So with that, I guess it’s time for me to stop being profound and shut it and get to bidness.

 

My challenge is talking about the shit that the WWE seems to be handing out this week. But before I get to that, I must talk about Vince Russo. So most of you probably know that TNA “future endevoured” Russo last week. This is good news for TNA, as they were clearly having issues keeping storylines straight. Russo was once a master at his craft. One of the greatest creative writers for both WWF/E and WCW at one time. The true leader of the Monday Night Wars if you will. If it wasn’t for him pushing the envelope, WWE would still be floundering with their own storylines and likely non-existent today. However, along the way, Russo lost his mo-jo. He couldn’t write a pig out of a box. He simply kills everything he touches now. I’m surprised that TNA is still going as the next promotion behind the WWE because they were having serious issues with their creative. One week one guy was a heel the next week he was a face. She was facing off with her, and the next week they were knockout tag team champions. It literally was a mess and Russo being let go is a blessing for TNA.

 

Judging from the shit the WWE pulled this week I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote it. Randy Orton suffered a concussion from the shot to the head with the World Championship belt by Daniel Bryan on RAW this past Monday, therefore he is unable to compete in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday. On SmackDown they had a battle royal to determine the replacement for Orton. And instead of putting someone over who has an existing storyline with someone already in the chamber, or someone who is much more credible, they put over Santino Marella. So Marella will be taking the place of Orton in the chamber. The SmackDown chamber match looks like this… Daniel Bryan defending his World heavyweight Championship against, Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Big Show, Khali (who replaced Mark Henry) and Santino Marella (who replaced Randy Orton). Is this a match anyone wants to see? I don’t think so. Unless the WWE has a plan to take out Santino at the last minute alá Edge taking out Kofi a few years ago, then the entire match is completely fucked. Is there not a plethora of superstars that could have been chosen over Marella? OK, maybe not a plethora but enough. Justin Gabriel would not only bring a bit of excitement to the dull match, but he is sort of in a storyline with Cody Rhodes, and this match could help push that along. He could eliminate Rhodes and then get eliminated himself. Sheamus could have been in there since he has a bit of storyline with Wade Barrett, not only that, he is going into Mania as one of the top headliners (OK not really, since it will be all Rock vs. John Cena), where is his match this weekend? And since he hasn’t chosen which championship he is going after at Mania, what is the harm of him going into the Chamber? It’s not like they have never done that before, right? Ted DiBiase is a great choice as well. Hunico. As much as I dislike Hunico, like Gabriel he can bring some high flying excitement to the match. And if Alberto Del Rio or Christian are set to return (that I have no official idea) one of them would be an obvious choice. Rumour has it, Mark Henry is going to take out Marella or Khali and enter anyways. Brace yourselves, I am about to say something that is virtually unheard of coming from me. Mark Henry taking either Marella or Khali out would be a blessing. Yep, I just said that.  I would just like to state that I don’t really have a major problem with Santino Marella as a wrestler, because he is a solid in-ring worker, when he isn’t pulling a sock decorated like a cobra out of his pants, or doing that stupid marching band trombone thing he does. If the WWE would just let him do less comedy and do more actual wrestling, and stop making him look like a fucking douche turd, then maybe this addition to the match wouldn’t be so moronic. Seeing as how to hell this match has gone, to me it seems it has Russo all over it. Ewww! Lol!

 

What this says about the WWE is that they are putting less effort into SmackDown then they should be. There lack of time and energy shows  they could care less. SmackDown has a roster of guys who either aren’t used properly, if at all, or guys who are always being used that most of us no longer bother watching for. They need to think hard about a solution to this problem. Maybe going live on Friday’s would increase their viewer-ship. Spoilers wouldn’t get out (as much), fans at home are more likely to tune in if there is small chance of a surprise return. Why bother tuning in if you find out on Wednesday morning how the Tuesday tapings went?  Ditch the roster split. They pretty much have already anyways. I understand why they split the roster, but do they have to use their top stars every single episode? Cena and Kane could carry their storyline on SmackDown Friday’s then the following Monday. Orton and Barrett could be on the Monday that Cena and Kane aren’t on. Push some of the mid-card talent up to fill in some of the main event guys spots, allowing them to get some television time, and time in front of the fans that you, as a company, are trying to sell to. Sure I’ve seen Tyson Kidd have a good match on television, but maybe Herbert hasn’t. Yet here I sit, selling the fact that Kidd is an amazing in-ring worker and Herbert is thinking, Bull shit. Why because he hasn’t seen it. Because Kidd’s not on television that much. The stupid web shows of NXT and Superstars may as well bugger the fuck off because outside of the United States we other fans cannot watch them. “Video cannot be viewed in your country”. WTF is that? The only time I get to see the matches on Superstars is if I’m actually at a live taping or airing of one of the WWE’s television shows. I’m sorry but some good matches are apparently being shown on the show that we Canadians don’t get see.

 

Who did Zack Ryder piss off? Or was it him at all? Maybe his out pouring of support from the fans pissed off someone higher up. My theory is he was never suppose to be on anything other than Superstars and the fans got behind him because of his web show. And like how we got behind Christian and pushed for him to become champion, and then he’s back to virtually where he was before he finally got the championship. We fans push and bitch so much the WWE puts a title on that person one time to shut us up, and then punishes them. Maybe us fans who demanded for Ryder to be pushed, is now being punished. He had to have been punished because how much can someone with a “broken” back take every few weeks? He’s been dropped off the loading docks, beat up in the ring by Kane, pushed off the stage at RAW, by Kane. His romance with Eve has been halted. He keeps getting his ass handed to him.  And I’m about to hand his ass back to him. Lol!!

 

I noticed Zack Ryder walking to the ring on crutches (trust me, crutches suck), and I couldn’t help but (pardon the pun) notice his ass…

He has a butt pussy!!! It looks like a damn vagina sticking out his ass!!! That’s enough to get him a contract with a traveling freak show if this wrestling thing doesn’t pan out. “Man with butt vajayjay, don’t believe it, come and see!” Well, I had my fun. Moving on.

 

The only match I seem to be looking forward to is Beth Phoenix defending the Diva’s Championship against Tamina Snuka. WWE’s Hall of Fame’s Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka’s daughter. Tamina has been on a role lately and it’s been fantastic to see. If things continue in this direction we might get a Diva’s WrestleMania match that is worth watching. I love it when there is that anticipation of a strong Diva’s feud with Diva’s who actually deserve it. This match will either rock or suck badly. If it is booked right, then it’s going to rock. But a lot of the times the WWE take a Diva’s match that is surrounded in so much potential and ruin it. Actually it doesn’t even have to be a Diva’s match, they are pretty consistent at doing that with other matches involving their male superstars.

 

Speaking of awesome diva’s… Where is Kharma? (See what I did there?)

 

I always try to give credit where I believe credit should be due. And I believe the in-ring promo on Monday by Shawn Michaels and Triple H was very well done. They each played on emotion and maybe even a touch of truth. By truth I mean Triple H basically confirming what most of us fans have feared, eventually taking over the company. We all sort of knew that already, we all just sort of hoped it wasn’t going to happen. Anyways, Shawn kept pushing for Triple H to take on the Undertaker and Triple H kept saying it was bad for business. Blah-blah-blah the word coward got tossed around more times than it was affective. But that capped the promo off to become pretty strong was the end when a video aired, featuring The Undertaker taking a straight-edged razor to his hair. To this I say, do you really think it’s necessary to thin out your wig? Scissors would have been more obvious as to what you planned on doing. I am now expecting to see The Undertaker with a nicely layered bob when he finally shows up next. I was seriously trying to be serious and it just went straight to hell. Ma’ bad? This could go one of a few ways… 1)At WrestleMania 28 we get Undertaker vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels, 2) Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels in a match that Shawn feels he needs to vindicate the business and his friend Triple H (highly unlikely), 3) Undertaker vs. Triple H, loser wears a suit match…nah, just kidding. At least about the loser wears a suit stipulation. However it would actually turn out that way. Either way, I don’t want to see this match at all no matter the combination. I have ALWAYS been a fan of The Undertaker, and I’m thinking this is his last match, and I do NOT want to see the streak end at 19-1. I want it to be a perfect 20-0, it’s not just because I have a thing with uneven numbers. Yeah, I’m a wee bit OCD, I can’t help it.

 

Look at it this way, If The Undertaker isn’t 100% healthy, going into a match one-on-one with Triple H, or anyone for that matter, could be rather risky. By adding a third participant that would allow Undertaker various rest periods so that it prevents what happened last year. However, doing a triple threat takes away some of the drama that should be focused on The Undertaker’s career and streak. For a fan, I don’t want to see a him facing either or both Shawn Michaels or Triple H for a third time. He’s had two opponents in the last three years. It would be nice to see him help make a new star, or at least get a good match out of someone he has faced only ONCE before that he may not have had the best match out of. See him fight someone new or new-ish! I’m getting so tired of repetition.

 

OMG I think I wrote this same thing last week. Well….there’s irony for ya!

 

I would like to say that Chris Jericho and Kofi Kingston put on a solid match last Monday night on RAW. The two of them did a decent job and was the best match of the night. Too bad it was spawned out of the worst opening segment. That debate was bogus, as we all know it wouldn’t have been any other way. Was it just me, or was R-Truth on something? I couldn’t understand a bloody thing that man was saying. I thought he said he was going to trade Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero over to SmackDown for Hornswoggle (which was funny) and a box of “spotters”. I’m sitting here at work watching it and thinking, what in the flying blue hell are “spotters”? Finally it dawned on me… SPIDERS!!! Granted that wasn’t the only thing Truth said that I didn’t understand but hey, nothing new there, right? Lol!!

 

Wow, is EVE not the WORST actress ever? Her begging to Zack Ryder for forgiveness after sucking John Cena’s face off. I SAID FACE!!! Sickos! It was horrific! So bad that I let out a loud, “HA!” in the middle of the lobby. SMH! Seriously that was bad. About as nasty as her ass crack showing up on RAW a bit later.

 

So I have had a hat-trick of tweets or re-tweets from wrestlers or diva’s this week. On Wednesday I tweeted about Lilian Garcia’s new single “Ur girl (til the end of the world) on Twitter and she re-tweeted me;

Then Thursday night I randomly wrote about Dexter to Matt Hardy who was apparently bored with his cardio work out and he re-tweeted me;

Then Friday evening, I did a #FollowFriday, with Matt and some other friends and wrestlers, and Matt Hardy tweeted me back;

A HAT TRICK!!! Yes I’m a nerd. I consider this to be a pretty good week under the mounds of crap I’ve had to put up with.

 

Working on a new friendship. I’ve sort of known this guy for a few years as he works across the street from my former residence. Lately we’ve been chilling and yapping. I’m excited about this budding friendship as I feared I had forgotten how to make friends with people. Lmao!

 

With that said. I think I’m out this week you guys. I can’t continue any further. I will say this though… I am seriously pulling for Wade Barrett in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday at the pay-per-view. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Hey everybody welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day!! How is everyone’s week going so far? Did everyone enjoy “Single Awareness Day” this week? I guess I did. I worked mostly. So I got to see the couples come in to our place to go to our restaurant for dinner. It was good.

Did anyone watch RAW and Smackdown this week?! I watched RAW. I haven’t watched Smackdown yet but I did read some spoilers. There was one big spoiler which I cannot understand. Why did Santino get the spot in the Elimination Chamber match?! That makes no sense whatsoever! Santino shouldn’t be in the main event. He is over yes but that doesn’t mean he should be in there. There are so many other wrestlers who should have been put in place for instance Christian! Why not him? Last I heard he was ready to come back. I should say the only reason why there is an opening because Randy Orton suffered a concussion on Monday. So he isn’t able to compete. This is going to hurt the match even more.

On RAW this week we got to see The Miz tap out to CM Punk which confirms that The Miz is in the dog house after last week’s situation. But maybe it will only be a one thing punishment. The Miz has a done a lot for WWE so hopefully they will look at the things he has done outside of the promotion and take that for consideration. We also got to see Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston. That was a really good match and Jericho got the win. I still think it will be Jericho walking out with the WWE Championship this Sunday. R-Truth vs. Dolf Ziggler also happened and Truth got the clean win. I’m surprised about that one. I thought it would go the other way.

Also we got more of the awesome storyline of Kane/Cena/Ryder/Eve! Yay! Not really. It just turned into a soap opera that went bad! LOL I know my soaps and this was so predictable that it wasn’t even funny. Arg. Kane ended up locking up Eve in an ambulance and was about to drive away with her. Cena came to her rescue and she jumped into his arms. Next thing you know they were kissing! Then the camera pans towards Zack Ryder and he was pissed off seeing his best friend making out with his girlfriend. Then I knew at that point Zack had embraced the hate that Kane was spreading around! LOL It didn’t work on Cena but it worked on Zack. Of course later in the night Zack confronts Cena about what happened earlier in the night. Cena was going to punch Zack but couldn’t do it. Then Zack left in his wheelchair and was about to leave the ramp area when Kane came back and pushed Zack onto the floor. The landing of it looked pretty sick. He took a pretty good bump from it. Then Cena and Eve just looked in horror as they see Zack just lying there.

One of the funny things that have come out of this is the tweets Zack Ryder is tweeting and CM Punk responding to him saying he has his back! LOL Oh CM Punk you’re awesome! It is nice to see how they are continuing the storyline over Twitter. Great stuff.

It was announced earlier this week that Vince Russo is done with TNA. I guess they decided it was time to let him go. I guess it should be a better thing for TNA. Now only if they can get rid of Bischoff and Hogan from there they will be so much better off! But I don’t see that happening at all. Well not in the near future.

Congrats to New Jersey. They will be hosting WrestleMania 29 at the Metlife Stadium. It is supposed to hold up to 70, 000 fans. That is a huge stadium. It will be taking place on Sunday April 7th, 2013. The only problem with having an outside event like this, you never know what kind of weather they will have. I know April can be mild, cold, raining and snowy too! So who knows maybe it will be the first WrestleMania to have a snowstorm. LOL But in all seriousness I hope it turns out well for them.

Okay folks this is it for this week. I hope you all have a nice day!! J

You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter

WWE

Elimination Chamber

-SmackDown Elimination Chamber World Heavyweight Championship:

C)Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Khali vs. Santino Marella vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Greg’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

-Ambulance Match: John Cena vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction:Kane

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Kane (w/Eve’s help)

Greg’s Prediction:John Cena

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Beth Phoenix vs. Tamina Snuka

Sarge’s Prediction: Tamina

Diva’s Prediction:Beth Phoenix

The Game’s Prediction:Why God Why….Tamina’s a Guy so Beth

Greg’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

-RAW Elimination Chamber WWE Championship:

C)CM Punk vs. Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction:R Truth or Jericho toss up cant choose 1

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

With that said, enjoy the Elimination Chamber (if you can), and I think the quote of the week says a WHOLE lot. What do you all think? Cheers. See you next week!

-Christian via Twitter @Christian4Peeps (http://lockerz.com/s/185156609)

Survivor Series Predictions and MORE!

November 19, 2011 2 comments

Will YOU be getting Survivor Series this weekend? That’s the big question this week as we have Survivor Series this SUNDAY on pay-per-view. I have a feeling the WWE will get a decent buy-rate since it’s The Rock’s first match since 2003. I, Diva, will be getting Survivor Series this Sunday. If you do get it, We at the Fatal 4-Way, want to hear from you on your thoughts about Survivor Series, so email us: fatal4wayblog@gmail.com

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Breaking News: Christian OUT of 5-on-5:

http://youtu.be/QELjvK5Vu_Y

 

RAW get ROCKED Review:

http://youtu.be/Mirqcdd7TTY

 

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BOOT CAMP

What’s crackin’, Sarge-a-holics?

Time for your weekly fix.  Fill your glass and raise it high!  Make a toast cuz it’s time to get tipsy!!

Ha! I made that up all by myself.  You got it.  I’m gangsta!

……or, not.

Anyway, I’ve got a couple things to let you know about before we get rolling this week. 

1) I don’t know how this article is going to turn out.  I’ll be honest with you, I have had a crappy night and I am working on maybe 3 hours of sleep in the past day and a half.  Not entirely my fault.  I’m pulling a “half-Snitsky” on this one, folks.

2) As for next week’s Boot Camp….I think you all might have to wait for it.  Consider this your heads-up.  It’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and since I work Friday-Sunday after that, I may not have the time to put anything together.  I’m having family over for dinner and shit like that.  Good times!  Sure, I’ll be up all that night attempting to stay on my overnight work schedule, but there is something else that could possibly be taking up a lot of my time that night.

I hope you will understand.

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Did anyone find it funny that Karen Jarrett told Jeff Hardy that SHE has the biggest balls in the whole company?  Hey, we all knew she was rather “man-ish” to begin with, but I think she just confirmed our worst fears.

She said it.  I didn’t!  Just putting that out there.

Honestly, I actually prefer Vickie Guerrero’s “horny jackalope-esque” screeching to anything that horse-faced velociraptor has to say. Yeah, I went there again.  It’s fun, people!  You should join me sometime.

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Question for you guys.  Does it make me a shitty wrestling fan that I pretty much ignore NXT altogether?  I have no idea what’s going on with it, and I’m not sure I could care any less.  What’s less than zero??

I’m pretty much fed up with any “reality” show aspect of WWE. It’s pointless, and often insulting to watch any of it.  Winning the competition also doesn’t mean all that much.  The title of NXT season winner is maybe just a tad more prestigious than that of WWE Hardcore Champion.  It’s meaningless because you don’t have to win on the show to get the same rewards.  The winner gets a WWE contract.  Big frickin’ deal!  So do at least half of the fucking losers.  It’s happened with every season so far, just like Tough Enough and all past Diva Searches and anything like that.  It’s like WWE NXT has become the wrestling equivalent of youth soccer.  Everybody gets a trophy at the end of the season!

Even “Little Jimmy”.

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Speaking of reality-based contest winners…what the fuck ever happened to “Big Andy”.  Remember him?  “Silent Rage”??  Or was it, “Chocolate Rain”??  I get those confused all the time.

http://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA

I heard he got tagged by the Wellness Program not long after he got his contract, but did he seriously never make it out of FCW?  Shit!  At least Daniel Puder (remember him?) got to prove himself an epic failure in the Royal Rumble before vanishing for good.

Remember who else competed in the same TE season as Puder?  Ever hear of The Miz?  Solid proof you don’t have to WIN a reality show in order to reap the rewards.  Another guy who tried out for that same season and got disqualified…but got hired later anyway….The Boogeyman (Marty Wright).  Again, MUCH more successful than Daniel Puder, and he never even set foot in an official Tough Enough lineup.

Have I made my point yet?

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Just a random thought….

I keep seeing this commercial for Golden Corral and their new big selling point, the “Chocolate Wonder-Fall”.  It’s a huge ass chocolate fountain, I’m guessing to add more “class” to that glorious trailer park mecca of racial/social stereotypes and kids who make the chick who turned into a human blueberry in the Willy Wonka movie look anorexic.  I’m serious!  I swear the last time I went there (forever ago), I saw more rednecks and ghetto trash there than you could shake a carton of Newports at!

But I digress.  Anyway, the commercial has this girl on it talking about the wondrous Chocolate Wonder-Fall and says “You can dip whatever you want in it.”.  Golden Corral offers marshmallows, strawberries, macaroons and Rice Krispy treats.  Sure!  Okay!

When she says I can dip “anything” in it, my dirty mind instantly gravitates to……my wiener.  I’m sure she didn’t mean anything dirty by what she said in the commercial, but I have to go there.  It’s what I do, people!

Look at this crap!  http://youtu.be/jLJHYOOjRtM The lady at the end sounds like she was having even more impure thoughts than I did.  The dirty-minded vibe might have been avoided if not for the “Let’s Get It On” type music they chose to play in the background of this advert!

I have NEVER even gone near the chocolate fountain of doom during my past visits.  I might have thought about it at some point, but then I considered the rather thoughtless and particularly skeevy clientèle of that place on a normal basis, and it put the fear of God in me, I tell ya!  It might seem like a good idea and a lot of fun, but think of all the brain surgeons who go there and aren’t paying attention….who might drop fried chicken crumbs, dribble gravy and grease off their overloaded plates, all right into the reservoir of the chocolate fountain to be recycled on through it over and over for future customers to enjoy!  When I thought of what could be floating in that brown mess of horror…I nearly threw up in my mouth.  May very well have been a preview of what that crap actually tasted like after the Gloop family and their half-stupid inbred spawn had taken their turns finger-fucking it before I got there.  Might even be a fake nail or two in there…..maybe a hair extension?  Ya never know…and I wasn’t taking any chances!

It was enough of a sideshow just looking at the poor thing after I had been there for a while….chocolate drippings all over the counter and the floor.  Looked like someone’s “Big Momma” had a wet fart there after her 8th trip to the burrito bar.  I was sitting there waiting for some old fuck to stagger by and break a hip after slipping on that wonderful choco-splattered tile floor.

Hungry yet?

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I know!  I know!  Okay….I’m done.  I know sometimes I really go too far.  Isn’t that what you all come here for?  I mean, I can make this thing seem like one of those traffic accidents that you can’t seem to look away from…but I still try to keep it FUN.  Like an accident involving a bus full of dead clowns.

Like I said earlier, I might not be here next week because of other “real life” crap I have going on.  I promise I’ll make it up to you later on.

Catch ya next time, troopers!  If you’re celebrating Turkey Day this Thursday, have a great one!  If not….I’ll still have a drumstick for ya, unless somebody already took it.  It’s MY house!  I should get first dibs, damn it!  But, I am always the gracious host and let everyone else go ahead of me.  I’m a bastard, but I still manage to have some fuckin’ manners!

See ya around, people!  Until next time….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everybody, how are you all doing?! It’s me Greg again with another edition of the Run-In (hits The Game in the back with a sledgehammer bwahaha)! I promise you I would do a result edition of my last “Flash-Forward” from six months ago so here I go with it!! Just to let you know I will write in italic to let you know how well I did. So let’s see how I did this time around!!

The RAW Brand

The Miz: The Miz going to start feuding with Alex Riley for about a month or two. Then he will try to get back into the WWE title picture. But before he can do that he will have to go through Big Show and Kane and perhaps John Cena too. I still think The Miz will eventually turn face at some point because I predict at Survivor Series the main event will be The Miz vs Alberto Del Rio for the WWE title. So The Miz did feud with Alex Riley for a couple of months. It was actually pretty good too! But then that ended. The Miz kinda stayed in limbo for a bit then he ended up teaming up R-Truth and they became The Awesome Truth. They both got fired from COO Triple H, then got rehired by John Laurinist. Then went after Triple H and CM Punk. Then beat up John Cena. Now they are teaming up and are going to wrestle The Rock and John Cena at Survivor Series.

John Cena: Cena is going to start feuding with R Truth for two months. I think Rey Mysterio will be added into the mix as well. We could see a 3 Way Match at Capital Punishment with those three. Cena will hold onto the title for a while until Summer Slam when he will lose it Alberto Del Rio. Then Cena will have another rematch but won’t be successful and will have to battle with The Miz to get a title shot at Survivor Series but won’t be successful at that because The Rock is going make sure of that. Cena did feud with R-Truth and beat him. Then he started the best feud ever with CM Punk. That started in July and lasted right into September. It was probably one of the best angles this year and of course WWE screwed that up. Cena lost the title in July to CM Punk. He then won a fake WWE title and ended up losing to CM Punk again. But then Alberto cash in the MITB and won the belt from Punk. Cena and Alberto feud over the title and Cena wasn’t successful in beating him. Now Cena is teaming with The Rock and will face The Awesome Truth at Survivor Series.

Alberto Del Rio: As we saw on RAW this week Alberto Del Rio’s driver ran over Big Show. So that will probably setup a match with Alberto vs Show at the next PPV. I also see Kane still staying involve with this. Perhaps a tag team match Kane & Show vs Alberto and his driver too. Then Alberto (after winning the MITB) will go on to face John Cena at Summer Slam and win the WWE Title. He of course will face Cena again and keep the title for a while then defend it against The Miz at Survivor Series. So Alberto Del Rio did have a mini feud with Show. It didn’t really last too long but still it was good. He didn’t have anything to do with Kane. Alberto did win the MITB and he did cash it in at SummerSlam and beat CM Punk for it. He did keep the belt and lost it but then won it again. Now he is defending the title against CM Punk at Survivor Series.

R Truth: My God I can’t even believe I’m putting him on here! LOL That must mean something right?! R Truth is going to become the next top heel on RAW. I can’t believe how well he is doing! I mean he is not my favourite but yet I’m starting to enjoy his heelish ways. Anyone else? Anyway R Truth will win the US title and keep it for a while. He will defend it against a returning John Morrison but will hold onto it. Kofi Kingston will want it back but it won’t happen. Truth will feud with Rey on and off. “Jimmy” will make an appearance at one point and catch everyone off guard! Well I got part of this right. He has become one of the best or awesome heels in the WWE. He is now teaming with The Miz and that my friends, is awesome! He didn’t win any titles but I’m sure he will eventually. Now of course he is teaming with The Miz at Survivor Series and that should be an awesome match!

Big Show: He will continue feuding with Alberto Del Rio for a bit. After that I think Kane and him will try to go after the tag team belts again. They won’t win them. Then they will go on their separate ways. Big Show will start a feud with Rey Mysterio. They will have a match at Summer Slam. Show will take some time after that to film that Disney film I keep wanting him to do! LOL Big Show did feud with Alberto Del Rio. It was good for what it was. Him and Kane never formed a tag team. But they both feuded with Mark Henry and were both taken out by Henry! Show came back now and is in the World Title hunt going after Mark Henry. I like these two going at it!

The Smackdown Brand

Randy Orton: Randy retained his World Title at the PPV. Now he is supposed to face Sheamus for the belt. I’m actually looking forward to that. Randy will of course keep the belt. He will probably have another match Sheamus again then Mark Henry will get one. Finally at Summer Slam Randy Orton will face off against Christian (a heel one may I add) and that’s when Randy will lose the World title. He will however get another rematch but won’t win it back. He will feud with Mark Henry and perhaps Daniel Bryan. Randy did face Sheamus. He also faced Christian a few more times and beat him as well. However Randy did lose to Mark Henry and now doesn’t have any belts. He did feud with Cody Rhodes and now is the captain of his team at Survivor Series.

Christian: He is slowly going to turn heel. He will however feud with random guys such as Cody Rhodes, Sheamus, and others. But he will turn full fledge heel by Summer Slam and get another title shot from Orton. This time he will beat him. He will actually have a longer title run. He will defend it against Orton, and Wade Barrett. Survivor Series I could actually see Christian vs Sheamus for the World title. Christian did turn heel. He did get a title shot from Orton. He got many title shots actually. He didn’t win the belt. He did feud with Sheamus (who is now good). He recently did get injured and I hope he doesn’t miss too much action!

Sheamus: He will get at least two title matches with Randy Orton. But he won’t win the belt. He will drop down in the card perhaps feuding with Danielson and even Mark Henry. He will eventually get another title shot against Christian at Survivor Series. So Sheamus did get a title shot but didn’t win the belt. He did turn face and has been pretty successful with that. He had some great matches with Christian and continues to do well.

The Undertaker: He will be back at Survivor Series from after a much needed break to heal up. I don’t expect him to wrestle at Survivor Series but he will be involved with something major that will change him and the face of WWE again! The Undertaker has been healing and I have heard some rumours he is planning to come back for next years Mainia. So I guess we will eventually find out!

Daniel Bryan: This is the guy who you’re going to watch for. He will probably win the IC title. He will defend a few times. He will also perhaps win the MITB match in July. He will hold onto that for a while. He probably won’t cash it in until after Survivor Series. He didn’t win the IC Title but he did win the MITB! I was right about that. He hasn’t really won too many matches since winning it. He plans on cashing the MITB at WrestleMainia. So I guess we will see how that turns out!

-Greg

 

*****I am sooo glad I ate already before reading the Boot Camp, because I know for a fact that my food would have come out of my nose, or some other orphus. Lmao!! God, Sarge could make a camel pee it’s pants, if they wore pants.*****

 

There is no way that I’m gong to start off with all the sunshine and roses that I usually start off with. No freakin’  way, because right now, you’ve got the heel Diva, and it’s about to get nasty up in here, so YOU shut it, and I will get to bidness.

 

I’ve decided that the whole Evan Bourne situation has pissed me right the fuck off. When you get down to it, he didn’t do anything that horrible. For starters, he smoked fake marijuana. Lets face it, some of the critics out there cracking snide remarks and jokes about Bourne isn’t fair. I’m guilty of making wise cracks. It’s just POT. Not even POT! So why do we care? Marijuana is safer for you than cigarettes. I can pretty much guarantee anyone who has said negative remarks about it, myself included, have no right to, because probably more than half of us, have actually indulged in the puffy-puffy. It’s not like he was doing steroids. We can criticize the steroid users all we want because I’ve seen wrestling fans and trust me when I say, that the only ‘roids they are on, are hem.

 

How smart, is my niece Kaitlynn? She tweeted me this after last weekend’s edition of The Skirt Sheet….

@F4WDiva 😉 and I read the latest Fatal 4-Way and ima ready 2 freakin kill Vince 4 the @findevan thing! Talk about biased! Bust cena 4 once!”

-Kaitlynn (my niece who is 13)

Smart girl. She knows more about what’s going for someone watching since August then the people running the damn company. I am so proud!

 

I guess I’ve just gotten sick and tired of hearing people mock him. Leave him alone. Because chances are your favourite boy, was also one of the other alleged superstars who was at the party that nailed Bourne for the use of SPICE. It was just Bourne who got nailed. Why they only punished one person, I have no explanation for, but they shouldn’t have just punished one.

 

Moving On….

 

(non-wrestling rant coming your way in, 5-4-3-2-1…) All these dumbasses involved in the “occupy” movement are ass-hats. I don’t usually go on about this sort of thing, but sometime a person has had all that they can take. My short temper came when on Twitter a few people were re-tweeting about the NYPD (New York Police Department) for going into shut down the Occupy Wall Street movement at two-o’clock in the morning and instituting a media black out. Did anyone ever think that it wasn’t to cover-up any mis-doings by the NYPD, but to ensure that the morons protesting stop getting coverage over a worthless cause. Is it even a cause? To bitch about being poor? I don’t think so. Did everyone forget the good the NYPD did for the city of New York when September 11th happened, ten years ago? Shouldn’t the good from that last a life time? This retarded occupy movement doesn’t need any more coverage. It’s pointless. It’s not like the bankers and rich people are going to hand you each a million dollars and say, “my bad? Have some of my HARD earned money from my earnings and investments. How dare us, have the fine education that has allotted us to obtain careers in a higher tax bracket then you which allows us to make good money.” So to all you fucking dick-cunts out there, stop protesting. You have no REAL reason to protest. If your poor, get off your ass and get a fucking job.  Do it now before I occupy your face with my fist and you ass with my boots.

 

And for the record, for every five political tweets I see on my twitter feed, I will re-tweet ten tweets that will either annoy or piss others off.

 

Michael Cole needs to occupy the unemployment line. Thank-you CM Punk, for once again saying what we were all thinking. A giant colossal waste of time, and as much as the whole Jim Ross dancing thing was a bit entertaining, it was also a lot disturbing. That segment stole God knows how many minutes of our lives that we’ll never get back.  The time spent doing this sort of thing could have been better spent on other things….

 

Like the Diva’s. I myself and a few other whom have brought this up to me, have expressed the fact that time spent on stupid segments, like the one I just mentioned. Wouldn’t it be more beneficial to work with the Diva’s and give them the time to prove themselves to the critics and fans that they deserve to be there just as much the male superstars do. Out of all the diva’s currently in the WWE, only three of them actually deserve to be there. Natalya and Tamina are both second and third generation wrestlers and Beth Phoenix. All three of those ladies are powerful, and full of in-ring skills that the other Diva’s on the roster are lacking. By pushing diva’s like Kelly Kelly, Eve, Alicia Fox or the Bella’s does nothing for the young girls watching the product. It tells them that they have to be skinny and gorgeous and that you can get a job based on just your body and looks. Natalya, Tamina, and Beth Phoenix are not only beautiful women, but they work hard on their bodies, to give them a more realistic look then barfing up every piece of food you eat to look like Kelly Kelly or a Bella twin. Eleven years ago, the Diva’s division was at it’s best. Ivory, Victoria, Molly Holly, Jacqueline, Jazz, Trish Stratus, and Lita, were all killing it in the ring. Putting on strong matches. Matches that could rival the men any given day of the week. They had storylines and a real reason to be there. They were putting on intergender matches (facing men in mixed tag), steel cage, table matches, falls count anywhere, no holds barred, hardcore matches. They were working their asses off, and for what? So that the division could go downhill and be given to the barfing models.  If the current roster of Diva’s, were just given the proper time to train, they might actually be decent in the ring. Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly and Eve are not as bad as we make them out to be, but they are still a long way from being championship material. I’m almost wondering if the WWE decided to retire the Women’s Championship because no diva could live up to the legacy that went along with that prestigious and long-lasting championship. That makes sense to me. Fit Finlay did an amazing job with the Diva’s from eleven years ago, and the Diva’s of today would greatly benefit from him if he were to come back and work with them. If there was ever a time they need Finlay, it’s now. They all could benefit from acting lessons, so that they are more comfortable in front of the camera’s for interviews, and promos. They would be allowed to be involved in more interesting storylines if they knew how to conduct themselves. The shit fest which transpired on RAW this past week between Kelly Kelly and Natalya, just proves that Kelly is lacking in the skill to carry a match. She doesn’t have a finisher. Yet she was a champion a couple of months ago. You can’t go your entire WWE career by just pinning everyone with a roll-up. Get rid of the ass-in-the-face thing, and get a real wrestling move that she can do. Get a finisher, and then maybe fans will stop shitting all over Kelly.

 

I pity the girls, like my nieces, that were too young (or not even born yet) when Stephanie McMahon, Lita and Trish Stratus were actually main eventing RAW on more than one occasion. Or witnessing Victoria and Stratus engage in a hardcore match-up at Survivor Series, or Lita and Jacqueline, where Lita did that moonsault off of the transport truck into the crap that fire extinguishers spray. YOU SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE THE BENEFIT OF A SOLID WWE DIVA ROSTER.

 

If it wasn’t for some of the shit over on TNA, I would tell my niece to watch the knockout division. I just don’t want to confuse her as to how the business as a whole should be run. Lol!!!

 

How great was it to have Mick Foley back? I have to say, Mick Foley has seen it all, literally has done it all, and more importantly has survived it all. To me, when the fans say “Foley is God,” he truly is. I understand the importance of religion to the people who have it in their lives, and what their faith does for them, but I was raised as an Atheist so I pretty much never had anything that has ever affect me that way. As I think about it, and this totally isn’t where this was originally going, is that the once constant that has been in my life since I was four (besides family, who will ALWAYS come first—that always chaps my ass when I hear people say that God is first and family is second, just saying) has been professional wrestling. It has been there for me when I was feeling down in the dumps, had dark days. It has both pissed me off and made me fall in love with it. I look at it this way, I have now found my true faith… I am a Wrestlingist. Maybe even a Foleyist, as he is apparently GOD. Think about it, he is a real person that we can actually see. He’s survived barbed wire and C4 matches. Sacrificed his ear to the a German medical waste container. He survived both WCW and TNA, and can talk about it. His books are actually real stories about things that have actually happened to him (except the few fictional stories he wrote for publication; see Scooter; Tietem Brown).  So far, he’s already scoring pretty high on my list of attributes a person should have to pray to.  With believing in wrestling, I only have to go to service on Sunday’s no more than twice a month. That’s a win-win for me. Instead of prayer before Sunday’s pay-per-view services, we can cut a promo, or recite a past promo. I mean who wouldn’t mark out for “…the tower of power, to sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey…” classic Macho Man promo? Who’s with me? Lol!!! I’d much rather cut a Rock-style promo about pie before dinner than pray about the food I’m about to eat. What if it is pie? Then saying “mm, I like pie.” Is just as good. Whatevs. I think it’s a great freakin’ idea. It’s not like we haven’t had “sacrifices” and “crusifictions” in wrestling, just youtube Undertaker pre-2000.

 

I wonder who is going to be the first to email me a nasty letter concerning my religious idea or my occupy peoples asses rant?

 

Believe it or not, I wasn’t originally going to that place when I started talking about Mick Foley, I just sort of floated there thanks to the one Twitter trending topic that came up during RAW, “Foley Is God.”

From religion we got to, Christian. Not the religion, but the man. Former World Champion, Christian, severely injured his ankle during the European tour last week. The injury is bad enough that it will keep him from competing at Survivor Series this weekend.  Him pulling out leaves a hole (hee-hee-hee) in Team Barrett (I’ll fill it, oh wait, I can’t. Tee-hee). It was announced by Vickie Guerrero (who was also a trending topic on Monday) on RAW that it would be Dolph Ziggler taking Christian’s place.

 

You ready for this… With Ziggler filling the spot on the team, reduced Zack Ryder’s chance at gaining a United States Championship match against Ziggler. It prolongs Ryder’s quest to become something more than a self-professed Internet Champion. HOWEVER, I was preparing the prediction list to email out to my boys to fill out, and saw that they added, Dolph Ziggler to defend his United States Championship against…. John Morrison. WTF?! I love John  Morrison, you all know that. I thought Ryder would get the opportunity first.  Oh But the match has been changed since this was posted on WWE.com, it appears it will INDEED be Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship. So what does this mean for Morrison? Means, I bet he’s let go as of Tuesday. ANY. MONEY! Way to confuse people though, WWE. Oh but I forgot, you’re really good at that.

 

Why do I say that, you ask? Well, John Morrison was advertised for being part of the up coming tour of Japan on November 30th and December 1st of this year, but has been replaced by Kevin Nash. WWELiveTour.com is not advertising Jo Mo for any events after November 28th. So, to all you John Morrison fans out there. Better get your fill of the Prince of Parkour because in a week, we won’t have him anymore. Unless, by some miracle, the WWE decides to resign him.

 

It’s a shame because Jo Mo, has such a unique style in the ring. He has rarely had a shitty match, and just brings a certain charisma into the ring with him. His promos aren’t the greatest, but they are still better then some of the other Superstars who go out there and talk. Cody Rhodes comes to mind. WWE not resigning John Morrison, is their loss. TNA will scoop up Morrison in no time flat. And they should, because he is a wonderful asset to have on your roster. Will TNA use him correctly, no. They only way they do, is if Hulk Hogan sticks Morrison up his ass, and Morrison doesn’t bitch about it. I hope that the WWE is just trying to throw everyone off the fact that Morrison’s contract is up and that they are really signing him, because they did just put out a whole new t-shirt for him, he finally won a match, and now has a championship match at Survivor Series. I guess what happens this Sunday will be the indication of Jo Mo’s future.

 

Some old school news for you; James Harris, who worked as Kamala, recently had his foot amputated due to complications from high blood pressure and diabetes. For anyone out there who has diabetes, it’s very important to becareful with your feet. I’ve seen it before where a diabetes sufferer had foot problems because she didn’t take good care of her feet. It’s also important to keep sugars at the recommended levels, and your blood pressure within a certain range. These things people seem to over-look when they are diabetic.

 

In more old school news, Mark Canterbury, who wrestled for WWE as Henry O. Godwin, was in a serious car accident on November 9th  and was in ICU. He suffered two punctured lungs, thirteen broken ribs and a broken leg. Canterbury has had a difficult past 8 years. He lost his son Jordan on October 31st, 2003 when he was accidentally shot by a high school friend in Tennessee. I have yet to hear any more updates concerning Canterbury’s accident.

 

OH MATT HARDY!!! *Shakes Head! I cannot believe you fucked up, yet again. The Hardy we all once believed was the good, responsible Hardy brother, is not that. On Friday, Matt Hardy was given a Breathalyzer test, which he failed. He stated that he wasn’t drinking but that it was mouth wash (which very well could be the truth, but doubtful). He was then kicked out the rehab facility. The facility in which the WWE was paying for Matt Hardy to Attend. When he got off the plane he was then arrested for violation of a court order. Back in September it was ordered that if he didn’t complete rehabilitation then he would be put in jail on a million dollar bond. He had only 30 more days to go.  Oh Matt Hardy, what the hell?! 

 

Anyone remember Tough Enough from the beginning of the year? Anyone forget who won it? Who matter and who didn’t? Most likely. Andy Levine won it and he’s doing a stint in Florida Championship Wrestling. Anyone remember the dumb twat who was booted out first, Adriane Andrew who told “Stone Cold” Steve Austin her favourite match was Melina vs. Alicia Fox, and became the butt of all jokes? Yeah sure you do.

 

WWE signed two females from WWE Tough Enough to join Christina Crawford, who was already working for Florida Championship Wrestling when she was on Tough Enough, and is the sister of Alicia Fox. Ivelisse Velez and the butt herself, Adriane Andrew, have been signed to work for FCW.  Both Crawford and Velez had actually worked hard in the ring during Tough Enough, but Andrews clearly had no clue as to why she was there.  Velez was eliminated early due to injury, but she was never eliminated because she COULDN’T do it. It’ll be interesting to see what Velez and Crawford can do if they make it to the WWE’s main roster. However, I think unless Adriane Andrews pulls a rabbit out of her ass, she will be as useless as anything.

 

WWE will never learn that using stupid celebrities to compete in matches at WrestleMania never work out the way they want. However, the WWE is already scouting out Big Show’s next WrestleMania opponent, since the NBA lock out has taken place. They have their eye on Shaq or LeBra James or whatever this guys name is. Anyone else feel sorry for Big Show?

 

I had another rant that was non-wrestling related planned, however I decided to for-go it this weekend. If I am still in the same mind-set for next weekend, I might include it. However, I do plan on posting it on my Facebook page. If you are interested in hearing about my thoughts on “Shark Fins,” then just email the Fatal 4-Way, and I’ll email you a copy; fatal4wayblog@gmail.com

 

That’s it for me this week. Thanks for tolerating my less then stellar mood this week. I calmed down a lot after a while, didn’t I? If you think differently, then too bad… Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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WWE

Survivor Series

-United States Championship: C)Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Hitman’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

or

(Just in case because WWE.com says Zigs vs Jo Mo… Spoilers for SmackDown say,

Zig vs. Ryder—so we do both, just in case)

-United States Championship: C)Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder

Sarge’s Prediction:Zack Ryder

Diva’s Prediction: Zack Ryder

The Game’s Prediction: Zack Ryder

The Hitman’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-Diva’s Championship: C)Beth Phoenix vs. Eve

Sarge’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

Diva’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

The Game’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix

The Hitman’s Prediction:Beth Phoenix

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Mark Henry vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Mark Henry

The Game’s Prediction: Mark Henry by DQ thanks to Kane, who returns

The Hitman’s Prediction:Mark Henry

-Traditional 5-on-5 Elimination Match:

Team Orton: Randy Orton vs. Team Barrett: Wade Barrett

                           Sheamus                                                Cody Rhodes

                          Sin Cara                                                  Hunico

                         Kofi Kingston                                         Jack Swagger

                         Mason Ryan                                          Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction:Team Orton (Orton & Sheamus)

Diva’s Prediction: This is a tuffy, Randy Orton & Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Team Orton (Sheamus)

The Hitman’s Prediction: Team Orton (????)

-WWE Championship: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction:  Alberto Del Rio

The Hitman’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

The Rock & John Cena   vs.   The Miz & R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock and John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: The ROCK and JOHN CENA (kinda obvious)

The Game’s Prediction: Awesome Truth

The Hitman’s Prediction: The Rock & John Cena

That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. To all of our American readers, Happy Thanksgiving. We Canucks know that it is your Turkey week, and know how much you all value a hearty meal. Many of you consider Thanksgiving your favourite holiday, and to that I say, awesome. Mine is Shark Week. Happy eatings everyone. And have a safe black Friday!!!! Don’t get trampled, because that would suck!

JR has moves like Jagger.”

-Jerry “The King” Lawler

from RAW November 14, 2011