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We are Back, for a Special Edition of Randomness.


Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

Roll the footage monkies………..


Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101




The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!


The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.


That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.


The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style


I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….


Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.


***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***



Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉


One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL


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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

my foley mask

Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).


Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back

In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.


Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.


Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.


The Skirt Sheet

What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.


My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you


Grandpa Earl

March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.


I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

Okay, I am done.


I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.


Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?


Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

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Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto


Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

The Best and Worst of 2014 in ProWrestling & TLCand Stairs Predictions

December 13, 2014 Leave a comment

In Memory Of

David Ferrier

(AKA Jimmy Del Ray of The Heavenly Bodies)

November 30, 1962 to December 6, 2014

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Well we started off 2014 with the death of Mae Young, and now we are ending 2014 with the death of renowned tag team wrestler, “Gigalo” Jimmy Del Ray (his real name is the same as my Godfather, which freaked me the fuck out). It’s never a good thing to start and end the year with a death, not to mention the others in between. Mae Young (January 14th), Viscera (February 18th), The Ultimate Warrior (April 8th), and now Jimmy Del Ray (December 6th). In retrospect, it was a quiet year but still. It’s rare we go through 12 months unscathed of any losses in the wrestling world. Although we can certainly hope for 12 months of no deaths.

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(The Heavenly Bodies; Top: Tom Pritchard, and Bottom: Jimmy Del Ray)

We end the 2014 year with our Best and Worst of 2014, and our TLC Predictions. So be sure to check out all 4 of our lists, and see how we measure up to one another.

The Game

2014 End Of The Year


1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Khali

2- Heath Slater

3- Roman Reigns

4- Randy Orton

5- Batista

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: Khali

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- Lana

2- Triple H

3- Bray Wyatt

4- Dean Ambrose

5- Dolph Ziggler

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: Bray Wyatt

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Hornswoggle (Leprechaun Origins)

2- Entire Cast (Total Divas)

3- Kane (See No Evil 2)

4- Cast (Scooby-Doo WrestleMania Mystery)

5- The Bella Twins (Confession of a Womanizer)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Cast of Total Divas

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Edge (Haven)

2- Batista (Guardians of The Galaxy)

3- Mick Foley (I Am Santa Claus)

4- Christian (Haven)

5- Stone Cold Steve Austin (Shark After Dark)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Batista (Guardians of The Galaxy)

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014?:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Alberto Del Rio

3- Cesaro

4- Jack Swagger

5- Kofi Kingston

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014 Goes To: Cesaro

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Ultimate Warrior’s death

2- Brock Lesnar breaks The Undertaker’s streak at WrestleMania 30

3-Kofi Kingston at the Royal Rumble

4- Yes Movement occupies RAW

5- John Cena gets spooked by creepy Wyatt kid singing “Whole World In His Hands”

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Brock Lesnar Breaks The Undertaker’s Streak at WrestleMania 30

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Royal Rumble

2- Elimination Chamber

3- Hell In A Cell

4-Night of Champions


The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2014 Goes To: Royal Rumble

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Summer Slam

2- Extreme Rules

3- WrestleMania 30

4- Money In The Bank

5- Survivor Series

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014 Goes To: WrestleMania 30

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- John Cena’s Best Rivalries DVD

2- WWE Santa Hats

3- John Cena’s Rally Towel

4- Diva’s Baseball hat

5- WWE Zombie Figures

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: Diva’s Baseball hat

Steves sort of WORST Merch 2014

10) Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- Bad News Barrett T-shirt

2- Dolph Ziggler’s T-shirt

3- Damien Mizdow’s “Stunt Double” T-shirt

4- Macho Man Randy Savage Collectors edition

5- Ascension T-shirt

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: Macho Man Randy Savage Collectors edition

Steves sort of BEST Merch 2014

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Michael Cole

2- Tom Phillips

3- Lilian Garcia

4- Byron Saxton

5- Alex Riley

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Byron Saxton

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Renee Young

2- Jerry Lawler

3- Kyle Edwards

4- JBL

5- Mike Tenay

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Renee Young

13) Worst Tag Team of 2014:

1- Los Matadores

2- Adam Rose & The Bunny

3- Slater-Gator

4- Rybaxel

5- The New Day

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: Adam Rose & The Bunny

14) Best Tag Team of 2014:

1- The Miz & Damien Mizdow

2- The Uso’s

3- Goldust & Stardust

4- The Ascension

5- Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Alicia Fox

2- Eva Marie

3- Summer Rae

4- Layla

5- Cameron

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Eva Marie

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Paige

2- AJ Lee

3- Charlotte

4- Nikki Bella

5- Naomi

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Paige

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Ryback

2- Roman Reigns

3- John Cena

4- Batista

5- Randy Orton

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Batista

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Dean Ambrose

2- Seth Rollins

3- Dolph Ziggler

4- Bray Wyatt

5- Daniel Bryan

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Dolph Ziggler

19) Best Promo of 2014:

1- Dean Ambrose gives away WWE Merchandise

2- Bray Wyatt “Born To Lead”

3- Ultimate Warrior’s last promo

4- John Cena & Bray Wyatt

5- Daniel Bryan mocks The Authority

The Winner of Best Promo of 2014 Goes To: Ultimate Warrior’s last promo

20) Best Match of 2014:

1- Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30

2- Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton at Wrestle Mania 30

3- Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt at Survivor Series

4- Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H at WrestleMania 30

5- Steel Cage Match on RAW; Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

The Winner of Best Match of 2014 Goes To: Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30


2014 End Of The Year


1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Brock Lesnar

2- The Great Khali

3- Hornswoggle

4- Nikki Bella

5- Rusev

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: The Great Khali

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- The Rock

2- Lana

3- Bray Wyatt

4- John Cena

5- Dean Ambrose

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: Bray Wyatt

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Cameron (Total Divas)

2- Hornswoggle (Leprechaun Origins)

3- Santino Marella (Jingle All The Way 2)

4- The Rock (Hercules)

5- CM Punk (Talking Dead)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Cameron (Total Divas)

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Stone Cold Steve Austin (Redneck Island)

2- The cast of WWE Legends House (WWE Network)

3- Natalya (Total Divas)

4- Edge (Haven)

5- Batista (Guardians of the Galaxy)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: The cast of WWE Network’s Legends House

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014?:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Big Show

3- Daniel Bryan

4- John Cena

5- The WWE fans in general

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014 Goes To: the WWE fans

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Bray Wyatt’s promo with all the creepy children

2- Team Cena wins and ends The Authority’s power

3- Passing of the Ultimate Warrior

4- Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker and breaks the streak

5- Dixie Carter gets put through a table by Bully Ray

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker and breaks the streak

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Night of Champions

2- SummerSlam

3- Tables Ladders Chairs (and Stairs)

4-TNA’s “free-per-views”

5- Hell In A Cell

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2014 Goes To: TNA’s Free-Per-Views

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- NXT Arrival

2- WrestleMania 30

3- TNA Bound For Glory(hole)

4- Royal Rumble

5- Survivor Series

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014 Goes To: WrestleMania 30

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- WWE Diva Ponytail baseball caps (WTF are they thinking????)

2- All the pink Breast Cancer Awareness gear (some things just shouldn’t be pink! LOL)

3- Star Dust plastic mask

4- WWE2K15 (PS3/Xbox 360)

5- John Cena’s Greatest Rivalries DVD/Blu-Ray

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: WWE Diva Ponytail baseball caps

Sarge WORST Merch 2014

10) Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- WWE character “ugly holiday sweatshirts

2- Stone Cold Steve Austin beer mugs

3- Sting T-shirt

4- WWE Network subscription (just $9.99!!)

5- Macho Man: The Randy Savage Story DVD

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: WWE Character Ugly Holiday Sweatshirts

Sarge BEST Merch 2014

11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- JBL

2- Mike Tenay

3- Michael Cole

4- Josh Matthews

5- Byron Saxton

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Byron Saxton

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Jim Ross

2- Jerry “The King” Lawler

3- Jeremy Borash

4- Taz

5- Lilian Garcia

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Jerry Lawler

13) Worst Tag Team of 2014:

1- Los Matadores

2- Slater Gator (Heath Slater & Titus O’Neil)

3- Adam Rose & The Bunny

4- Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

5- The Bella Twins

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: Adam Rose & The Bunny

14) Best Tag Team of 2014:

1- Gold & Star Dust

2- The Usos

3- The New Day

4- The Ascension (NXT)

5- The Miz & Damien Mizdow

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: The Usos

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Alicia Fox

4- Brittany (TNA)

5- Rosa Mendes

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Eva Marie

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Natalya

2- Gail Kim

3- AJ Lee

4- Havok

5- Paige

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Paige

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Zack Ryder

2- Santino Marella

3- Adam Rose

4- Heath Slater

5- Shark Boy (TNA)

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Adam Rose

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Daniel Bryan

2- Roman Reigns

3- Bray Wyatt

4- John Cena

5- Dolph Ziggler

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: John Cena (I have to be impartial LOL)

19) Best Promo of 2014:

1- John Cena says Brock Lesnar doesn’t have the heart to be WWE World Champion

2- Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold and The Rock get together to open WrestleMania 30

3- The Rock cuts a promo on Rusev and Lana on RAW

4- Bray Wyatt’s “He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands” promo on RAW

5- Ultimate Warrior’s “farewell” speech on the night after WrestleMania

The Winner of Best Promo of 2014 Goes To: Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold and The Rock open WM30

20) Best Match of 2014:

1- Brock Lesnar VS The Undertaker (WrestleMania 30)

2- Daniel Bryan VS Randy Orton VS Batista (WrestleMania 30)

3- Team Authority VS Team Cena (Survivor Series)

4- Adrian Neville VS Sami Zayn VS Tyson Kidd VS Tyler Breeze (NXT TakeOver)

5- The Hardys VS Team 3D VS The Wolves (Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals – TNA No Surrender)

The Winner of Best Match of 2014 Goes To: Adrian Neville VS Sami Zayn VS Tyson Kidd VS Tyler Breeze (NXT TakeOver)

Gregs Have A Nice Day

2014 End Of The Year


1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- John Cena

2- Brock Lesnar

3- Bo Dallas

4- Sheamus

5- Randy Orton

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: John Cena

2) Best Mic Skill:

1- Seth Rollins

2- Bray Wyatt

3- Dean Ambrose

4- Paul Heyman

5- Stephanie McMahon

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: Dean Ambrose

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- The Bella Twins (total divas)

2- John Cena (total divas)

3- Santino (Jingle All The Way 2)

4- Rosa Mendes(total divas)

5- Summer Rae(total divas)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: The Bella Twins

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Christian(Haven)

2- Edge(Haven)

3- The Rock (Hercules)

4- Natayla(Total divas)

5- Batista(Guardians of The Galaxy)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Batista

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014?:

1- Daniel Bryan

2- Cesaro

3- CM Punk

4- Bo Dallas

5- Adam Rose

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014 Goes To: CM Punk gets fired on his wedding day…that’s pretty low

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Undertaker gets defeated by Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania

2- CM Punk joins UFC

3- The Art of Wrestling featuring CM Punk(part 1)

4- The Authority loses power because of Sting

5- Cody Rhodes turns into Stardust

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Undertaker gets defeated by Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Royal Rumble

2- Elimination Chamber

3- Bound For Glory

4- Night of Champions

5- Battleground

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2014 Goes To: Royal Rumble

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Extreme Rules

2- WrestleMania 30

3- SummerSlam

4- Survivor Series

5- Money In The Bank

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014 Goes To: WrestleMania 30

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- Ryback “Hungry” Orange t-shirt

2- Cena Training Step Up or Step Aside t-shirt

3- John Cena’s Greatest Rivalries DVD/Blu Ray

4- nWo Knitted Hat

5- Brie Bella Ponytail Baseball Cap

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: Brie Bella Ponytail Baseball Cap

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10) Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- Randy “Macho Man” Savage Blu Ray

2- Stardust “Face The Strange” t-shirt

3- Wyatt Family Wrapped Canvas Picture

4- Brock Lesnar Eat, Sleep, Conquer John Cena t-shirt

5- 30 Years of WrestleMania 30 Book

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: Randy “Macho Man” Savage Blu Ray


11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- JBL

2- Michael Cole

3- Tony Shavonie

4- Scott Standford

5- Alex Riley

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: JBL

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Renee Young

2- Jerry Lawler

3- Justin Roberts

4- Taz

5- Lillian Garcia

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Renee Young

13) Worst Tag Team of 2014:

1- Slater & Gator

2- The Matadors

3- The New Day

4- Ryback and Axel

5- Adam Rose & Bunny

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: Ryback & Axel

14) Best Tag Team of 2014:

1- The Miz and Mizdow

2- Goldust and Stardust

3- The Usos

4- The Wyatts

5- Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: Goldust & Stardust

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Summer Rae

2- Nikki Bella

3- Alicia Fox

4- Emma

5- Eva Marie

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Alicia Fox

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Aj Lee

2- Paige

3- Natayla

4- Naomi

5- Brie Bella

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: AJ Lee

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Mark Henry

2- Corporate Kane

3- Adam Rose

4- Bo Dallas

5- Ryback

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Ryback

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Bray Wyatt

2- Seth Rollins

3- Dean Ambrose

4- Dolph Ziggler

5- Daniel Bryan

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Daniel Bryan

19) Best Promo of 2014:

1- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar after WrestleMania 30

2- Seth Rollins explains why he turned on The Shield

3- Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt go face to face Raw Aug 11th

4- Mick Foley advises Ambrose & Rollins about Hell in a Cell match

5- Daniel Bryan celebrates his WWE Heavyweight Championship Win on RAW

The Winner of Best Promo of 2014 Goes To: Mick Foley advises Ambrose & Rollins about Hell in a Cell Match

20) Best Match of 2014:

1- Dean Ambrose vs Bray Wyatt Survivor Series

2- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar WrestleMania 30

3- Daniel Bryan vs Triple H WrestleMania 30

4- The Authority vs Team Cena Survivor Series

5- Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton vs Batista WrestleMania 30

The Winner of Best Match of 2014 Goes To: Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton vs Batista WrestleMania 30

The Skirt Sheet

2014 End Of The Year


1) Worst Mic Skills:

1- Batista

2- Ryback

3- Roman Reigns

4- Rusev

5- Brie Bella

The Winner of the Worst Mic Skills Goes To: Ryback

2) Best Mic Skills:

1- Dean Ambrose

2- AJ Lee

3- Wade Barrett

4- CM Punk

5- Bray Wyatt

The Winner of the Best Mic Skills Goes To: Bray Wyatt

3) Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Confessions of A Womanizer (The Bella Twins)

2- Legends House (Tony Atlas)

3- Total Diva’s (Eva Marie)

4- LA Slasher (Batista)

5- Leprechaun Origins (Hornswoggle)

The Winner of the Worst Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: LA Slasher (Batista)

4) Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show:

1- Muppets 2: Most Wanted (Hornswoggle)

2- I Am Santa Claus (Mick Foley)

3- Haven (Edge)

4- Legends House (Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Roddy Piper)

5- Total Diva (Daniel Bryan)

The Winner of the Best Appearance In A Movie or Television Show Goes To: Haven (Edge)

5) Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014?:

1- CM Punk

2- Daniel Bryan

3- Kofi Kingston

4- Justin Gabriel

5- Damien Sandow

The Winner of Who Got Crapped On The Most in 2014 Goes To: Kofi Kingston

6) OMG Moment Of The Year:

1- Jake Roberts drops a snake on a passed out Dean Ambrose

2- Kofi Kingston @ The Royal Rumble

3- Ultimate Warrior’s death

4- John Cena interrupted by creepy singing child at Extreme Rules

5- Seth Rollins turns on The Shield

The Winner of the OMG Moment Of The Year Goes To: Ultimate Warrior’s Death

7) Worst Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Money In The Bank

2- Extreme Rules

3- Payback

4- Royal Rumble

5- Elimination Chamber

The Winner for the Worst Pay-Per-View of 2014 Goes To: Royal Rumble

8) Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014:

1- Survivor Series

2- Hell In A Cell

3- WrestleMania 30

4- Summer Slam

5- Battleground

The Winner of the Best Pay-Per-View Of 2014 Goes To: Survivor Series

9) Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014:

1- John Cena- “Best Rivalries” DVD/Blue Ray

2- WWE Santa Hats

3- $9.99 T-shirts

4- Creepy 31′ figures

5- Zombie figures

The Winner of the Worst Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To: Creepy 31′ Figures

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10) Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 :

1- Macho Man box set

2- Stone Cold Steve Austin statue

3- Tyler Breeze “Take a selfie it last longer” iPhone case

4- Paige “Think Again” t-shirt

5- WWE Belt Buckles

The Winner of the Best Wrestling Merchandise of 2014 Goes To:Tyler Breeze “Take a selfie it last longer” iPhone case

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11) Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer:

1- Tom Phillips (WWE-SmackDown/NXT)

2- Matt Striker (Lucha Underground)

3- Byron Saxton (WWE-Main Event/NXT)

4- Tazz (TNA)

5- Jojo (NXT)

The Winner of the Worst Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Goes To: Tom Phillips (WWE-SmackDown/NXT)

12) Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year:

1- Renee Young (WWE-NXT/RAW/SmackDown/Main Event)

2- Vampiiro (Lucha Underground)

3- Lilian Garcia (WWE RAW/SmackDown)

4- JBL (WWE-RAW/SmackDown)

5- Alex Riley (WWE-NXT)

The Winner of Announcer, Commentator or Interviewer Of The Year Goes To: Don’t hate me… Alex Riley (WWE-NXT)

13) Worst Tag Team of 2014:

1- The Mechanics (NXT)

2- Adam Rose & The Bunny (WWE)

3- The Legionaires (NXT)

4- Colin Cassidy & Enzo Amore (NXT)

5- Heath Slater & Titus O’Neil (WWE)

The Winner of the Worst Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: The Mechanics (NXT)

14) Best Tag Team of 2014:

1- The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) (WWE)

2- The Ascension (NXT)

3- Goldust & Stardust (WWE)

4- The Vaudvillians (NXT)

5- The Uso’s (WWE)

The Winner of The Best Tag Team of 2014 Goes To: The Uso’s (WWE)

15) Worst Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Eva Marie (WWE)

2- Brittany (TNA)

3- Alicia Fox (WWE)

4- Summer Rae (WWE)

5- Cameron (WWE)

The Winner of the Worst Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Alicia Fox (WWE)

16) Best Female Wrestler of 2014:

1- Naomi (WWE)

2- AJ Lee (WWE)

3- Paige (WWE)

4- Charlotte (NXT)

5- Natalya (WWE)

The Winner of the Best Female Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Paige (WWE)

17) Worst Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Curtis Axel (WWE)

2- Bull Dempsey (NXT)

3- Jinder Mahal (WWE)

4- Kane (WWE)

5- Brodus Clay/Tyrus (WWE/TNA)

The Winner of the Worst Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Brodus Clay/Tyrus (WWE/TNA)

18) Best Male Wrestler of 2014:

1- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

2- Bray Wyatt (WWE)

3- Brock Lesnar (WWE)

4- Adrian Neville (NXT)

5- Roman Reigns (WWE)

The Winner of the Best Male Wrestler of 2014 Goes To: Adrian Neville (NXT)

19) Best Promo of 2014:

1- Daniel Bryan mocks The Authority (01/27/14-RAW)

2- Bray Wyatt “World has an infection & the virus is the human race” (02/24/14-RAW)

3- Bray Wyatt “Men & Women where masks” (02/28/14-SmackDown)

4-Ultimate Warrior’s last promo (04/07/14-RAW)

5- John Cena & Bray Wyatt (04/28/14-RAW)

The Winner of Best Promo of 2014 Goes To: Bray Wyatt “World has an infection & the virus is the human race” (02/24/14-RAW)

20) Best Match of 2014:

1- NXT Championship: C) Adrian Neville vs. Tyson Kidd (05/29/14 NXT Take Over)

2- WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. Luke Harper & Erick Rowan (07/20/14 Battleground)

3- Steel Cage Match: Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt (09/08/14 RAW)

4- NXT Championship Fatal 4-Way: C) Adrian Neville vs. Sami Zayn vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Tyson Kidd (09/11/14 NXT Take Over)

5- Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt (11/23/14 Survivor Series)

The Winner of Best Match of 2014 Goes To: NXT Championship Fatal 4-Way: C) Adrian Neville vs. Sami Zayn vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Tyson Kidd (09/11/14 NXT Take Over)


TLC and Stairs

Kick-off: –New Day vs. Goldust & Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: The New Day

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The New Day

The Prodigy’s Prediction: The New Day


-WWE United States Championship: C)Rusev vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Rusev

-Steel Stairs Match: Erick Rowan vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

Diva’s Prediction: Erick Rowan

The Game’s Prediction: Big Show

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Erick Rowan

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Big Show

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Miz & Damien Mizdow vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

The Prodigy’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

-Chairs Match: Ryback vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Kane

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Ryback

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee via DQ

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match: C) Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Harper

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Luke Harper

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Luke Harper

-Tables Match: John Cena vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

The Prodigy’s Prediction: John Cena

-TLC Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it for 2014! See you in 2015 for The Royal Rumble. We wish everyone a wonderful Christmas and holiday season. Happy New Year!! Remember safe and spectacular. Don’t drink and drive or we will hit ya with an RKO outta nowhere! Cheers!

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WWE’s ppv Payback Predictions, Diva’s, Mick Foley and more…

June 16, 2013 1 comment

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Holla! We’re back and this month we are, well, I’d say we were prepared and maybe some of us are, but I forgot. It took Greg last Saturday at Comicon to remind me that it’s blog-ass-kicking time. So, well, we’re here and so are our WWE Payback Pay-Per-View predictions!

The Game


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The Skirt Sheet

In Memory of

Libby Beans Sweedland

1999-May 28, 2013

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I’m back, after a very hard couple of weeks. Just a little over two weeks ago, my baby Beans passed away. Anyone who knows me, knew how much my dog meant to me and her loss was and still is very heartbreaking. I’m still recovering. Everyday I think about her and all the love she gave me and me to her. She was funny, and loving and so smart. She was my heart and soul and now I feel like a huge part of me died when she did.

My week has continued to get a bit trying as well. As my best friend, who is actually more like a sister than a friend and I often refer to her as such, Colleen, is waiting for news on her grandmother. Colleen’s grandmother is 95 and I was so fortunate enough to spend many years with her in my life when I was younger. Waiting for news on her has been hard and I am trying my best to keep Colleen’s mind off of it. As of right now (June 9th) she is resting comfortably.

All this bad news just keeps coming. I am going to try my best to escape in the wonderfully mystifying world of Sports Entertainment, as it usually helps me escape from the bad parts of life. So what has gone on this past week. Maybe I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

Actually I guess I can’t say this entire week has been ALL bad. The Niagara Falls Comicon was this past weekend and was probably one of the happiest days that I’ve had in a long while. After a kerflafle of trying to figure out what time to leave last Saturday, on Friday I found a solution that worked and MAN did it work out perfectly. I wanted to arrive at the Niagara Falls convention centre at 10am and we go there at 10:01am. Not too shabby. Then we waited in line for maybe fifteen minutes then were allowed inside. I was absolutely flabbergasted of the people this year compared to last year. It was so tight in there that you could barely move. I pretty much ditched my boyfriend and his best friend and Colleen came with me to keep me company until Greg got there, and waited with me in line to meet WWE Hall Of Famer, Mick Foley. Then Greg and I continued to wait together. I was in line for over 3 hours, which is nothing on those days where I waited 8 or more hours. The moment came and it was more than worth the wait. Mick Foley spent a good chunk of time with both Greg and myself chatting away with us. I had planned to ask him a question and I managed to get a word in to do so. I asked him what his thoughts were on the fact that the WWE is jobbing out their lower card champions, like Wade Barrett. He said it was a shame that they are doing that and that they seem to not focus on the Intercontinental championship like they used to. As for Wade Barrett, he said that the man has a lot of talent and that there is still more to be tapped into but he did great work in NEXUS and the WWE cut him out of it and that messed things up for Barrett. I then said that I thought the WWE dropped the entire ball on the NEXUS and that it could have been huge, and Foley agreed with me. He also took the time to reassure me to keep faith in Barrett, saying he (Foley) made his living jobbing and look at him now, that Barrett’s day will come. I’m sorry but not many wrestlers will answer a question in so much depth the way Foley did for me. Plus we had two full stories that day too. I was fortunate to hear the one he told to Greg about him and Vader coming to Niagara Falls not long after Vader ripped Foley’s ear off in Germany and his jokes about it not being very romantic. Foley is an amazing man with so much pride in his career and life, and you can tell that he truly enjoys fans that can talk to him and will listen to him. It was truly an amazing moment for me and I have to be honest and say, Mick Foley is the BEST wrestler whom I have ever met!

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After Mick Foley, I waited for another five minutes to talk to another WWE Hall of Famer, “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase. It was an absolute pleasure to be in his presence and he was great. I was unsure of whether or not to just get my picture done with him or have him autograph my book too, but Colleen pushed me to do both and I’m glad she did. He signed my book and then had me come around to pose with him and the Million Dollar Championship. Might I just say, holding that much gold and diamonds, was A) Heavy and B) Glorious!

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That gleam in my eye was trying to figure out how to fit that belt in my purse and wondering if I could out run DiBiase. Lol!! Nah, just kidding 😉

My amazing boyfriend was trying so hard to do something super sweet for me. He bought me this…

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He was trying so hard to get to me before I met with Ted DiBiase for me to get this signed instead of my book. But he was too late. And he was so mad at the situation. But I love him for that and he even got me the DiBiase figure that I’ve been wanting for months. Mat said to me today that if had bought a toy for any of his ex-girlfriends, they would have killed him and that he loves that I’m into this stuff. Glad I can be different. Lol!! Maybe Ted will be at Comicon next year too and if he is, I will spend money just to get this signed.

So all in all, it was a great day. Mostly for me I think. My man looked super geeky in his Star Trek Voyager uniform but also really sexy too. I hope next year he tries for Thor. That would be sexier!

Anyways, on to wrestling!!!

I’m not looking forward to this Sunday’s pay-per-view, Payback. I have to say I really like the Game’s response to calling it Refund! That was a good one. Partly because I know that Wade Barrett is going to lose and then he will flounder in a series of re-matches that won’t make sense. The only way out of this so that Curtis Axel’s “undefeated” streak continues is to have The Miz lose to Barrett, which isn’t going to happen. Although now that I’m thinking about it, it is possible because the WWE is prone to dropping the ball when it comes to talent they want to push. As much as I respect the family that Curtis Axel (aka Joe Hennig) comes from, I don’t think he holds a candle to his father and grandfather’s legacy. If you were to ask me, he has already dropped the ball completely. I still look at him as the jobber Michael McGillicutty. They should have done a series of vignettes that hyped up this “Perfect bred” character and THEN revealed him as Paul Heyman’s newest client. As a fan for the past 29 or so years, I just can’t get behind him. As you all know, I’m partial to the heels compared to the babyface guys. I don’t get it with Axel.

Sheamus is a much more solid wrestler, than the talkative Damien Sandow. Sandow will have to step up his match skills if he wants to beat Sheamus, is what I would say if the out come wasn’t already pre-determined. However I think that this will end in the favour of Sheamus as he is just more likable.

Everybody can speculate all they want about Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton becoming tag team champions, but I honestly don’t think that’s going to happen. What I think will happen after this week of television, is that Orton is going to turn on Bryan and say “to hell with it,” which will allow The Shield’s Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns to retain their titles. I have a feeling the success of this match will fuel Dean Ambrose to be successful in his match against Kane, as Kane will be distracted by what happened to Daniel Bryan in the match before his own.

So much time has gone by that I really couldn’t careless to see another Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler match. And that is all I’m going to say about that.

AJ really got one over on Kaitlyn this week with revealing her sick joke of Big E. Langston as her “secret admirer”. If anyone didn’t think that AJ was behind that stupid storyline then you are a dumb wrestling fan. Personally I thought it would have been better if Dolph Ziggler was behind it without AJ’s help. But NooOOoo, it had to be Big E.. Big E is the most boring thing to hit the WWE since the Attitude era dispersed. Kaitlyn will be riding high on emotion during this match, either the match doesn’t officially get started because Kaitlyn kicks the snot out of the 12-year old AJ, or the match starts and she successfully retains the Diva’s title because she kicked the snot out of the 12-year old AJ.

CM Punk is returning… ’nuff said!

Three Stages of Hell match between John Cena and Ryback. First stage is a lumberjack match, the second stage is a table match and if necessary, the third stage will be an Ambulance match. If necessary? Come one, when has there been a time when a 2 out of 3 falls match or type match, didn’t go to the third and final round? Like seriously, you fucking bookers of the match. Cena will win the first stage, Ryback the second or vice versa and then one of them will win the final stage and walk out with the WWE Championship. I hate John Cena and I hate Ryback, but I hate John Cena less because when John Cena talks, I don’t always want to find a sharp, rusty nail to jam into my ears. With that I don’t care who wins but I’d rather see Cena retain.

Well, I know that this hasn’t been the most exciting Skirt Sheet ever, but I had a great time at Comicon. It was all worth waiting in-line with Greg for three hours to meet a fantastic man, Mick Foley. So cheers peeps and remember, Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!


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How’s it hangin’, heroes????


Can’t complain much from here. Aside from the uninspiring level both WWE and TNA have fallen to lately, I really can’t say much else bothers me right now. Sure, it sort of leaves me with limited ammo for this edition of the Boot Camp, but that doesn’t mean I am completely lost for shit to yak about!


So, let’s see. I’m going to start off by filling you in on what’s been happening on the “home front”. Things are still going pretty well for me and the family. I have been working at my job for about a month now, and aside from swollen, cramped-up hands and wrists from the physical aspect of the job…everything is going as well as could be expected. I was even moved to a “better” section in the plant because the supervisors recognized how hard I was working in the area where I was initially assigned! I was selected to move up over like four other guys. That makes me feel pretty damn good! So, naturally, I have been doing everything possible to “kill it” in the new section I am working in, and I think I am doing okay there. Lots of heavy lifting and carrying, repeatedly over the 12-hour night shift, and yeah…it does cause me some pain, but I just see it as part of the job. I am working to support my wife and kids, and I would do anything for them! Best part of all is, my wife is totally sympathetic to what I am doing. She realizes the toll it takes on me, and honors that by being extra nice to me. She treats me very well, getting me little treats at the store and even allowing me to buy gift cards that I can use toward the game I play on Facebook! Not a bad deal, really. I actually prefer a more “hands-on” kind of job compared to the “desk jockey” positions I worked in the Air Force and at the service desk I was hired to as my first job after retirement. Thing is, I make a little bit less at this factory job, but with the lower cost of living here in Illinois, and my monthly retirement pay coming in to supplement our household income…we can actually live comfortably here money-wise. Back in Virginia, even with getting paid a few bucks more, we couldn’t even pay the mortgage on our house with what was left over after bills and groceries. That’s why we moved back “home” in the first place, and I think it’s working out rather nicely for everyone.


Just wish I could see more of my friends since I moved back. Seen one of them for maybe 10 minutes the other night, but never got to talk to him at all. One of my best friends from high school lives a couple hours away, but I haven’t seen or heard from him in months. Last saw him in person maybe 2 years ago. We seriously need to set something up, but with me working nights, we would need to find a time when our schedules allowed it. Guess that is harder to come by than we all thought.


Anyway, my job is actually kind of neat. Yea, I just said “neat”. It’s a food production factory. More specifically, a dairy food production plant. All the things they make there have dairy based ingredients. That’s what I get for living in the Mid-West, I suppose. So far, I have seen that they make, package and ship all sorts of things including iced coffee drinks (frapuccinos), Java Monster energy drinks (coffee and milk based), Prego Alfredo sauce, various types of cheese dips and salsa con queso, ranch dip, spinach dip and bean dip. I have personally been involved in the mixing of base components used in the queso, ranch and cheese dips as of late. Oh, they also make that cheese in the aerosol cans! LOL


Fun times!! I gotta tell ya, though…lifting the 50+ pound bags of dry ingredients over and over throughout the night, every night I work, is like being at the gym for 12 hours 3-4 nights a week! I take sports drinks with me to work to help replace electrolytes during my breaks because I sweat like a stuck pig! But… I’m getting some bitchin’ guns over here, people! I’m usually sore as Hell, but I will just have to become addicted to Naproxen or Motrin and develop a liver disorder. All the cool kids are doing it.





Alright, so let’s get down to why we all came here to begin with. Sad to say, I really don’t have much to talk about wrestling-wise. Since the last PPV, not a Hell of a lot has happened that needs to be discussed. AJ was revealed as Kaitlyn’s “secret admirer” as a way to get into her head going into the Payback PPV. Ryback still thinks he rules. The Shield continues to impress me even though I know this whole thing with the titles isn’t going to last. Orton turned heel (supposedly). Sheamus is back in mid-card Hell feuding with Damien Sandow.


Triple H has a chip on his shoulder about wanting to fight Curtis Axel, which is sad because Axel is nothing more than a repackaged jobber. Vince McMahon was right when he told Triple H that he was better than that. He should be facing bigger names instead of wanting to fight an over-hyped goon like Curtis Axel. Even Paul Heyman’s influence can’t make me like him because I know where he came from. He’ll always be Michael McGillicutty…and he will always SUCK! You can put steak sauce on a turd, but I’m still not gonna eat it, guys! Sorry, but that’s my opinion. Even if they push him all the way to the WWE Championship, I will never accept him, and that’s all WWE’s fault for dropping the ball on him so early out. Why didn’t they shove him up our asses and force us to like him because of his lineage like all the other second and third generation talents? Instead, they put him in NXT and made a nobody out of him from day one…and that really ruined it for me.



I don’t care if he’s being pushed, or not. Please never EEEEEEEEEEVER give Big E Langston a microphone….A-GAIN! Every time he opens his mouth, I lose brain cells. Shove a mic up a cow’s ass for 5 minutes, and I’d rather listen to the noises that come from that than have to take listening to Langston bumble through his promos. The ratings don’t drop during his mic time because of people switching channels. It’s because they are off finding ways to bring about the sweet release of death!


That…and piss breaks, of course. That’s why I call him “Big Pee” Langston.


You’re welcome!



I saw a pic posted on Facebook the other day asking “How can Ryback rule if Roman Reigns?”. I thought that was funny!



My son, Kaden, turned 3 years old back on June 10th. We had a big party for him, with Angry Birds cupcakes and decorations…mixed with some Disney/Pixar “Cars” and “Toy Story” stuff (because we changed themes halfway through). It was all good. Kaden got lots of great presents, including his first bike (that I put together all by myself). I think he likes it. I haven’t seen him ride it yet. I’ll have to work on getting him into wrestling so we can have a WWE themed party next year when he turns 4! Maybe by then, we can work out all the details and have his “Auntie Sarah” come down from Canada to help him party like a little rock star!!


Can we make that happen, Deevzy??


Oh, one more thing before I get out of here….they are airing a new “reality show” on the E! Network in July.


It’s called “Total Divas” and it will showcase several of the WWE Divas doing everyday stuff on camera that we are all supposed to find entertaining. It will feature the Bella Twins, the Funkadactyls, Alicia Fox, Natalya and a few others…from what I have heard about it. I may watch it just to see how uncomfortable it makes me.


But, that’s my dilemma. Who’s going to watch this thing and do commentary on it for the Fatal 4-Way? Is it more of a “Diva” thing?? Or, do I have to take one for the team once again? Remember “Hulk Hogan’s Micro Championship Wrestling”? Or the last season of “Tough Enough”? Or even, “Celebrity Championship Wrestling”? Now, I have no problem with doing it, and I have a feeling you all will love how I tear each episode a new one….but there is still time in case someone else wants to take a crack at reality show rundowns. If y’all don’t get the E! Network up in Canada, then I totally understand. I’ll take the helm on this, if I need to. It’ll be a long process with recapping several weeks worth of episodes from one month to the next, but I’ll do it for the greater good of the blog!


Up to you! We can talk about it later.


With that said, I had better get going. Let’s all be careful out there, troops!


Until next time…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!



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 Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are you doing this month?! Have you been enjoying this wacky Canadian weather? Man one day is hot and sunny then the next day it is raining and cold! Why can’t Mother Nature make up her mind?! I really hope we get a decent summer! Anyway let’s get on with this blog!

Let’s talk about the positives for the month. Well there is this new wrestler who is coming in and his name is Bray Wyatt. If you have seen the trailer for the Wyatt brothers you know exactly who I’m talking about. He is the son of IRS. He was also part of Nexus when they were around. Now he is known as Bray Wyatt. I actually think this gimmick could actually work for the WWE. It is fresh and creepy. I could see this leading to big things for WWE (maybe a nice feud with CM Punk at some point). But I shouldn’t get ahead of myself. I really hope WWE doesn’t screw with this particular character. He could go a long way. I have seen some of his stuff in NXT and I’m impressed. I also really dig his theme song. If a wrestler has a great theme song then they are going to go somewhere! Haha anyway I can’t wait until Bray makes his debut on RAW. Also he has a couple of guys with him who also look pretty impressive too! So maybe they will be as powerful as The Shield?

Speaking about The Shield it is pretty cool seeing them with three different championships. They have the WWE Tag Team Championship and the US Championship. Not too shabby considering they have only been on TV for almost eight months or so. I hope they get to keep the championships for a while and make them into something worthwhile.

Last month on an episode of RAW from Calgary WWE did a Bret Hart appreciation night. If you live in Canada you were able to watch it from The Score. For everyone else you got to watch it on the WWE app. It was a nice tribute for Bret. Jerry Lawler hosted the tribute and he did a great job. Pat Patterson, HBK, and Vince McMahon himself all got to say something to Bret. Also the City of Calgary gave Bret this honour and he really appreciated it. It is that WWE does these things for former wrestlers. I really hope they get a chance to do this again to other wrestlers who did a lot for them in the past.

Payback is this Sunday and one of the matches I’m looking forward to is CM Punk VS Chris Jericho. It is going to be live from Chicago (Punk’s hometown). So I can imagine it is going to be pretty crazy! We haven’t seen Punk on RAW for almost two months now. He took a break from the WWE to heal up and just have some relaxing time. The guy totally deserved it! He has been carrying the WWE for last three years. He was their friggin WWE Champion for almost two of those years. I’m not sure who is going to win this match. But to me it doesn’t really matter because both of these guys can put on a great show. I loved their match from WrestleMania 28 and I’m sure this one won’t disappoint anyone!

Last weekend Diva and I went to Comic Con in Niagara Falls, ON. We got to meet Mick Foley. He was very nice (as I expected) and of course he had lots of stories to tell everyone. I got him to sign my copy of his Have A Nice Day book. I also got my picture taken with him too.

Greg and Foley

Diva met another wrestler but I’m going to let her tell you who she met. I’m not going to spoil it in my blog!

Comic Con was pretty cool. I really enjoyed seeing what they had to offer. I will probably go there again next year. My goal is to go to the one in San Diego. I really want to see the big stars!

Anyway that is it for me this month! I hope you all have a nice day! J You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or e-mail me



Pre-Show: Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus


-WWE United States Championship: C) Dean Ambrose vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Kane

Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Kaitlyn vs. AJ Lee

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Greg’s Prediction: Kaitlyn with help from a returning Christian

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton & Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns with help from Randy Orton

-WWE Intercontinental Championship- Triple Threat Match:

C)Wade Barrett vs. The Miz vs. Curtis Axel

Sarge’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

Diva’s Prediction: Curtis Axel (le sigh)

The Game’s Prediction: Curt Axel

Greg’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

-WWE Championship- 3 Stages of Hell Match (1st Stage; Lumberjack Match, 2nd Stage; Tables Match, & 3rd Stage; Ambulance Match): C) John Cena vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

That’s it for this month, but we will be back in July for Money In The Bank pay-per-view. See ya then and enjoy the summer!

What are you looking at, Skittles Boy? I’m going to make you taste the rainbow”

-The Miz on SmackDown commentary to Fandango

on June 7, 2013

WrestleMania 29 Edition w/Our Event Predictions + Owen Hart news!!!

In Memory of

Richard Reid Fliehr

February 26, 1988 to March 29, 2013

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Two blogs in a row and we have to start of with a “In Memory Of”. Lets hope May’s Fatal 4-Way starts off with happy thoughts. In case some of you are new, Richard Reid Fliehr is better known as Reid Flair, the 24 year old son of wrestling legend Ric Flair. The youngest of the Flair clan hasn’t exactly lived the life of an angel, but none the less didn’t deserve to have his life cut short after only 24 years. He had a lot of time to fix his life a head of him. The only story out there about what happened is that he was found dead in bed at a hotel in North Carolina and that foul play has been ruled out but no official cause of death as of yet. Likely from his his sordid history, it’s not to hard to figure out what happened. Who are we to speculate. On behalf of the other Fatal 4-Way members, we would like to send our condolences to the Flair family.

Reid Flair

I hate to give the impression of this months edition to be a downer but with the way WrestleMania 29 has been booked, it was already out of my control. Lol!! So lets see if we can’t breathe some life into this months edition.

The Game

F4W#179: Triple H Retiring? UFC 158 Thoughts:

F4W#180: 10 Days Away From WrestleMania29:
F4W#181: 9 days away from WrestleMania 29 + Reid Flair dead at 24:

F4W#182: 8 days away from WrestleMania 29 – Randy Orton as a heel:

F4W#183: 7 days away from WrestleMania 29:

F4W#184: 6 days away from WrestleMania 29 + RAW thoughts:

F4W#185: 5 days away from WrestleMania 29:

F4W#186: 4 days away from WrestleMania 29:

F4W#187: John Morrison’s Entrance from PWS:
Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing these days? I’m doing pretty well thanks. I celebrated my birthday last weekend and I had so much fun! I ate a lot of food (almost too much) but I managed to get all in! LOL One thing I like about my birthday I get to share it with Diva and Lucy Lawless! Yes two great Divas! Haha Don’t you think Diva should dress up as Xena? Lmao! I’m sure Mat would like it! 😉

Gregs photo

Anyway onto the wrestling! I’m sad to announce the passing of two professional wrestling personalities. One who will always be a legendary manager and the other who died way too young and will never get a chance to be a legend like his father? I’m talking about Paul “Bill Moody” Bearer and Reid Flair. I always remember Paul Bearer as a great sometimes spooky manager of The Undertaker and Kane. He had such a personality and he was really well loved by many people in the wrestling business. I have never read any negative stories about Paul Bearer. He was always a class act when it comes to wrestling. Unfortunally I don’t really know anything about Reid Flair except he was the son of the Legendary Ric Flair. I know Ric was very proud of his son. I think a lot of people thought Reid had what it took to become a great wrestler. He was apparently on his way in to the WWE. They were just waiting for him to finish up his stints with All Japan. I really hope Reid’s family and friends and fans can find some sort of comfort with this tragic loss. I know it is going to be a very difficult time for everyone.

So WrestleMania 29 is this weekend! Are you excited about it?! I’m not really! LOL Too be honest there are only two matches I’m looking forward to and none of them are the Championship matches! How sad is that?! I think it is pretty sad. It seems as though WWE has dropped the ball for this build for WM. The only thing that looks decent is The Undertaker VS CM Punk. The other match which should be solid is Brock Lesnar VS Triple H. Other than that everything else seems to be meh!

WWE has done everything right to build up CM Punk against The Undertaker. Using Paul Bearer’s passing in this match just made it more personal for The Undertaker. He now wants revenge from Punk for making fun of Paul Bearer and taking the Urn which “has” Paul’s ashes in. If you saw RAW this week you know Punk dumped Paul’s “ashes” all over The Undertaker. Of course we know it isn’t really Paul’s ashes but it makes the storyline a little bit more believable. I guess Paul Bearer’s son gave permission to the WWE to use their father in this storyline. I’m glad they said it was okay because I’m sure their Dad is pretty happy with how this angle has turned out for the most part. One thing though I want The Undertaker to win his matches and continues his streak. On a side note in a recent Q&A on Bret Hart’s facebook page he was asked if he could still wrestle who would he love to wrestle at WM?! He said The Undertaker. He said he would love to try to beat his streak. I always liked their matches that they had in the past and if Bret Hart could still wrestle now I’m sure they could deliver a classic match at WrestleMania.

Moving along to the next match I’m looking forward to Brock Lesnar VS Triple H. These two guys went all out when they had their last match at last year’s SummerSlam. I’m sure they won’t disappoint this time either. I’m picking Triple H to win because I don’t really want to see him retire from wrestling yet. Of course retirement doesn’t really mean anything in Pro Wrestling. I like how they added HBK in this match. It is good Triple H has someone in his corner to stop Paul Heyman from doing anything.

The World Championship match between Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger should be all right. I like Del Rio as World Champion. He makes a great champ. I don’t want to see Swagger win the Championship. I could see Ziggler winning the championship after he cashes in. I wouldn’t have a problem with that. I believe Ziggler has proven himself over the last year that he deserves to be World Champion. Plus I wouldn’t mind seeing some Ziggler VS Del Rio matches.

The Rock VS John Cena for the WWE Championship should be okay. I don’t know if they can top their match from last year but I’m not really expecting anything big. I do see Cena going over and winning the WWE Championship. I believe the crowd will be behind The Rock and they will probably riot after WM when Cena wins. Unless WWE turns Cena heel I don’t think the fans will go home happy. Who knows I could be wrong and The Rock retains the WWE Championship.

The Shield VS Big Show, Sheamus and Randy Orton should be a good match wrestling wise. I think Orton will turn in this match and cost Big Show and Sheamus the match. I don’t want to see Orton become the Leader of The Shield but I want to see him just be a loner and heel. I believe it is time we see the return of heel version of Randy Orton. Don’t you guys think so?! It will be something fresh and he could feud with a lot of wrestlers such as Alberto Del Rio and John Cena etc. We shall see!

Chris Jericho VS Fandango should hopefully be a short and sweet match. As much as I love Jericho I just can’t stand this Fandango guy. I don’t know what Vince sees in him but what a waste of my time every time I see him on TV. I hope Jericho wins but I have a feeling he will put over Fandango. :S

I’m really shocked they aren’t putting The Miz VS Wade Barrett for the IC Championship on the actual PPV. If we want to see this match we have to watch the preshow. This sucks. Both of these guys deserve to be on the PPV. They are hard workers and they are over with the fans too! I’m taking Wade in this match just because I will be shocked if they do a title change on a preshow. The Miz has been improving and he is kinda on a roll so who knows for sure how this match will turn out.

Team Hell No VS Dolf and Easy E?! (Whatever his name is) should be a decent match. I think it is time for Kane and Daniel Bryan to drop the tag team titles. Why not do it at the biggest PPV of the year?! Then I think they should go on their own for a while. I like them as a tag team but Bryan deserves another single push! Goatface needs the World Championship again! LOL

Mark Henry VS Ryback I’m kinda curious how this match turns out. I really want to see both of them destroy each other in the ring. I think this match has potential to actually be entertaining “Big Man” match. I think Ryback will come out on top but I do like Henry more. He has improved so much in the last few years that I actually don’t mind seeing him wrestle now. He was a great World Champion better than I thought he would be and he is a great heel too!

I could care less about the Bella Twats match with Team Rhodes Scholars against Ton of Funk and the Funkdatals. I feel bad for Team Rhodes Scholars having to be involved with this match. They should be in a triple threat for the Tag Team Championship instead. But what do I know, I’m just a fan! Lol

The HOF should be really great this year. I hope we in Canada are able to watch it at some point. I may have to find out where I can watch it. I’m hoping The Score will air it sometime.

Anyway that’s it for me this month. I hope you all enjoy your WrestleMania 29 parties! I know Diva is looking forward to the “drunken peeps” I’m brining over tomorrow! Have a Nice Day!! J



***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***




Howdy-ho, troopers! Yeah, you know it. It’s that time again! Boot Camp time? Well, yes. But, I really meant….WRESTLEMANIA TIME! Thought I’d remind you, in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few months.

Since the last edition of this blog, the Road To WrestleMania had already begun. Everything from then on has naturally lead up to this point, so why not spare you all the pain of rehashing all that and just talk about the big night itself?


First off, there seems to have been a lot of heat because the Intercontinental Championship match has been relegated to the “pre-show” rather than taking place on the main card. I agree…and so does my daughter! (inside joke with my crew, but maybe you’ll see what I mean before this is over) It makes the IC title seem so unimportant, and we all know it’s not. That belt has a history that demands prestige and respect. But, WWE throws that perfectly good match out onto the Internet and keeps the “Tons of Junkadactyls in the Trunk” VS Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bella Twins on the main show.


Didn’t anyone who works for WWE’s booking department ever see the movie “Tropic Thunder”? There’s a line from that movie, “You never go full retard.” WWE always seems to be skimming that fine line, but this time, they wandered a little more to the left than usual.

Honestly, I ‘d rather just suffer through another outing with Brodus Clay, Big Mama Duckbutt and her Bridge Club.

If the match with The Shield VS Orton/Sheamus/Big Show feels like it’s been done before, that’s because it basically has been. Ryback wasn’t available since they decided to put him in a piss break match with Mark Henry, and Cena is busy with The Rock. Aside from that, nothing much has changed since the last time The Shield had a 6-man match at a PPV. If you ask me, it’s another thrown together waste of a match for a PPV of this caliber.

I’m actually enjoying the exchanges between Cena and The Rock lately. Leading up to WrestleMania, I don’t feel like I am watching some kid stand up to his school yard bully who keeps calling him stupid names like Kung Pow Chicken. So far, the only mentions of such banality have come in retrospect (that means they talked about it in the past tense), and it has allowed both men to put out better quality promos this year. This is how it should have been all along.

What can I say about the Brock Lesnar/Triple H match? We all saw it coming months ago. What do we get out of the deal? Hmm…..the obligatory HBK intervention, for one. Next? The pointless stipulation that’s made to seem so earth-shattering. If Triple H loses, his wrestling career is over. Whoop-dee-doo!! He’s been doing the “corporate” thing since last year’s WrestleMania as it is! What difference is this supposed to make? Nothing! Not only does WWE think we are all 12 year old Cena fans, they also think we are fucking idiots.


Something I like about the build-up for the Undertaker/CM Punk match is that it’s different from what we saw in previous years with Shawn Michaels and Triple H. CM Punk is has gotten to the Undertaker probably more effectively than anyone else in history. Of course, the timing of Paul Bearer’s death couldn’t be more conducive to help this storyline progress by leaps and bounds. Some say William Moody (Paul Bearer) would have enjoyed the way this feud is being handled with the use of the urn and all. Others, even certain members of Moody’s family, see it as exceedingly bad form. Maybe it is. Maybe it’s not. The impact is definitely being made either way.

I will say, however that if CM Punk actually ends the streak this year, I will be pissed. I feel that the Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania is his legacy, and it should not be tampered with, or disrespected. Which is exactly why WWE will decide to shit all over it like pigeons on a statue in Central Park.

But, don’t let me crap all over your WrestleMania parade. The bottom line in all this is that we are supposed to watch and enjoy the event. For those of you who are planning to do exactly that, I wish you the best! I still don’t know for sure if I will be watching WrestleMania. Not because I don’t want to. It’s more of a financial thing this year, having just moved into a new place and all.


As for the rest of you, I’ll catch you next time when Boot Camp is back in session. Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!


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The Skirt Sheet

Well, here we are again. I just wish we could meet here in a more joyous occasion, but I’m not sure if that is going to happen. Usually, I’m very excited for this time of year, as only a true pro-wrestling fan can be, but I believe this is the first time in many, many years that I am not looking forward to WrestleMania. But I’ll shut it and get to bidness. Oh and Greg re: dressing up as Xena or anyone in public… HELL TO THE NO!!! Lol!

At first I was envious of our man, The Game, for being able to attend WrestleMania 29 in person, but as the card slowly (and honey, I mean slowly) revealed itself, I realized that I’m the lucky one. Why? Because of my ability to mute and/or turn it off or pop out for a much needed smoke.

I think it’s fitting to start off with the rants to end all rants. I thought about saving this for last but no, I think it’s only right to get this out of the way. But make no mistake, these guys are more deserving then curtain jerking a fucking dark match.

It was announced this past Monday on RAW that, Wade Barrett will defend his Intercontinental championship against The Miz on the PRE-SHOW!! On the pre-mother-fucking-show. I don’t know anyone who actually watches the youtube pre-show. Yes, I’m a huge Wade Barrett fan, but I’m also a huge fan of The Miz (much to my boyfriend’s chagrin). More importantly, I’m a fan of the Intercontinental Championship. A belt that had so many greats (not including Chyna) win and wear it with pride and honour. That this once prestigious championship is no longer worthy a match on the actual WrestleMania card. YET, some how two dancing fat-asaurus and their Funkadyketals along with two creepily facial haired pedophiles and their pair of matching camel toes are good good enough? What-the-fuck-ever! You know, I’m not the only person who is upset about this. I’ve read multiple posts on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, and they are not happy with this either. We are all baffled and left agog by this decision the WWE has made. What on God’s green earth possessed the WWE to decide that Tons of Funk (Tensai & Brodus Clay) & the Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow) & The Bella Twats get the spot on the actual pay-per-view but two guys who have worked really hard, get stuck on the pre-show dark match? You have to ask yourself; What kind of fuckery is this?

Aly Anti-WWE pic

Thank-you Aly! I’m pretty sure Sarge’s little ones face says it all.

I should have made my theme to my WrestleMania party, “laziness,” since that’s apparently the perfect description of the creative and booking team. I think it’s official, Vince McMahon is off his grapefruits. He is neglecting to put all the current championships on the biggest show of the year. There is no United States Championship or Diva’s championship, and the Intercontinental championship isn’t even on the card, just the pre-show. I’m just not impressed, over-all. Ryback vs. Mark Henry? Really? Really? Fandango, and Big E. Langston get to debut at WrestleMania but guys who work hard only get the stupid preview show? Somethings rotten in the state of New Jersey, and it isn’t the East River. They are going to run the risk of either or both, Fandango and Langston choking out there, on the show of shows? One of the Funkadactyls actually got laughed at by “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as she was the first to leave on the WWE’s reality show, Tough Enough, and she has a match at WrestleMania, but Natalya, Tamina, AJ and Diva’s champion, Kaitlyn, do not. No fucking wonder Beth Phoenix left the WWE.

Does anyone really care about Ryback vs. Mark Henry? Two big guys, who have less talent then a thimble does water, are likely going to stand around for the first five-minutes, huffing at each other before spending the next five-minutes of their match hitting all four of their big moves before they have to call it because neither of them have the stamina that the steroid injections were suppose to give them. Anyways, Ryback better keep his mouth closed or he’s going to drown from all the sweat pouring off of Mark Henry. I’m also pretty sure I found out what Mark Henry was doing when he was away from the ring…

Mark Henrys day off

(and no, that really isn’t Mark Henry. The GIF is from the TV show New Girl). I guess in four-hours, you need at least two “go-pee” matches…may I recommend this one?

I know I already touched down a bit on the 8-person Intergender Tag Team Match between the Funkadactyls & Tons of Funk vs. The Bella Twins & Team Rhodes Scholars, but I have more to say. I actually feel sorry for Cody Rhodes and Damian Sandow. They actually have talent yet I’m pretty sure no one gives a heaping pile of frog shit about this match. The other six are as useless as a pew-less church. Yeah, I don’t exactly know what that means either.

I like the Shield and their reasoning towards injustice within the WWE. However, unfortunately they’re in the wrong match. They should be involved in stopping the two previously mention matches. The Shield wouldn’t even be on the WrestleMania card if it wasn’t for the WWE desperately needing opponents for Randy Orton, Sheamus and Big Show. There you have, another match that no one cares about…. Brought to you by, BLAMCO!

When opponents were being figured out for Fandango, Chris Jericho must have been in the bathroom ripping off shit-tickets and couldn’t voice his “NOT IT!” fast enough. Now he’s stuck with Fandango as his opponent. Worse things could happen, he could be on the pre-show. Let me break it down for ya my peeps, this is officially Fandango’s first match. He is debuting at WrestleMania, therefore Chris Jericho will not be winning. What we get out of this match were the one-liners Jericho fired off on RAW about Fandango’s name. One of which he stole from me, just ask Greg. Fan-Man-Go! Only Jericho said Fan-sweet-mangos. Same thing. I did tweet my mango one long before Jericho came out with his sweet mangos. How come that sounded very wrong yet kinda sexy at the same time? Secretly I’m not going anywhere for Jericho vs. Fan-Donkey-Dick-O, because as annoying as another cheesecake (mmm…cheesecake) character is, Fan-dang-go is really fun to say.

Months ago, I saw Big E. Langston debut on NXT, and well, I actually fell asleep. That really doesn’t bode well for the WWE Tag Team Championship match. Once again the WWE needed to do something with their tag team champions, Kane & Daniel Bryan, and the Money In The Bank winner, Dolph Ziggler. It makes sense (I know right, shocker) that Big E would be Ziggler’s partner. If Ziggler wasn’t placed on this pay-per-view, it would be too obvious that he would be cashing in his brief case on the World Heavyweight Champion. Don’t get me wrong, I still fully believe that Ziggler will still cash it in and leave as the World Heavyweight Champion.

May as well talk about Alberto Del Rio defending his World Heavyweight Championship against the controversial Jack Swagger. My personal opinion is that Del Rio will retain the title against Swagger, but Swagger will be pissed off and attack Del Rio after the match, “injuring” the champion and allowing the perfect opportunity for Dolph Ziggler to run down, cash it in and do what no one else who held the Money In The Bank brief case has done and cash it in at WrestleMania. Del Rio dropping the title to Ziggler is a bit more heroic than if he was to drop it to Swagger and his anti-immigrant stance. Defeating Swagger still leaves Del Rio a hero in all the non-American-American’s views. Dropping to Ziggler, a lot less damaging.

I’m actually having a bit of difficulty trying to figure out the No Holds Barred match between Triple H and Brock Lesnar. On Tuesday night I was on the phone with The Game, ours not Triple H himself, and told him of my dilemma, and he suggested flipping a coin. So I took out a shiny loonie, and determined heads was Triple H (because who wants head from Lesnar), and Lesnar was tails (not that that’s any better) and flipped it…

HEADS! So I’ve chosen Triple H to go over in this match. I’m not really sure why this decision was so difficult. Maybe it’s because I can’t see Triple H retiring, maybe it’s because I can’t see him losing to Brock Lesnar again. Maybe it’s because if he beats Lesnar, then Brock looks less like a monster. And if Triple H does beat Lesnar, does that mean rubber match? There is money to be made from a rubber match, providing this match is more exciting then their match at SummerSlam. I guess this is one of the matches I’m actually looking forward to, just because I really don’t know the ending. HA, who knew!

Divas Coin Flip

Another match I’m looking forward to is always The Undertaker’s match. Especially since this year he has a fresh opponent, CM Punk. Two of my favourites engaging in what should be an epic match. Nevermind the size difference because these two bring so much to the table and are both incredible in-ring workers. Both have always been extremely hard workers in the ring as well. Undertaker could be dealing with ring rust since it’s been a little over a year since his last match a year ago against Triple H. Every year, we seem to question Undertaker’s ability and every year he exceeds his limitations and our expectations. This year, the key element is going to be stamina to be able to keep up with the fast paced CM Punk. That aside, the WWE lacked build up to this match, which is unfortunate. It makes you severely question what exactly they had planned before the unfortunate death of William “Paul Bearer” Moody, because when he suddenly died at the beginning of March, the WWE had yet to do anything to really promote this match. With Undertaker being a key component to their WrestleMania success, that sort of backs my theory of laziness on their part. When they began to use Moody’s death to further their Punk/Taker storyline, the WWE started seeing a lot of backlash, but what took a bit to get through to the public is that they didn’t do anything that wasn’t approved by Moody’s two sons. Both who have said that their father would have loved this. It crosses a line to a point but it’s not like they didn’t have permission. I look at it this way, it’s keeping William Moody’s legacy alive a bit longer. The WWE isn’t ready to just push him to the back burner just yet. They are honouring what he would have loved being a part of. With not having this Plan B just fall into their lap it makes you question the drive the creative had to make this match mean something instead of a random opponent chosen to take on The Undertaker and his 20-0 streak.

Last year the year long build up to The Rock vs. John Cena was a huge let down. They had a mediocre match that gave us the illusion of an epic match. How you ask? Because of the fans response to that match. Personally I wonder just how much of the fan reaction was piped in. Regardless, the fans made that match because of the way the reacted. The were putty in the WWE’s hands and if the fan reaction wasn’t that, we wouldn’t be seeing this piece of crap match for a second time. Once in a lifetime my fat, white, ass! It’s not exactly uncommon for fans to make a match seem great. Just take The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan in Toronto for WrestleMania 18. The fans were so loud that they changed The Rock to a heel from a baby face and Hogan to a baby face from a heel. But was that match really one of the greatest of all time? No it wasn’t. The first 10 minutes are of them just standing there face to face as the fans responded to each eye twitch or lip smirk. It was still the fans who made that match memorable. I am not looking forward to sitting through this match for the second time, especially since I’ve known who was going to win it for over three months. It’s going to be 25 to 30 minutes of my life I will never get back. Although my predictions say one thing, believe me, I’ll be cheering the exact opposite.

Originally my plan was to have my WrestleMania party geared towards celebrating CM Punk’s accomplishments and have it be a Straight-Edged party. However, Greg talked me out of it, and thank-god he did, knowing the card now, my straight edge party theme would have gone out the window anyways. There is no possible way to get through this WrestleMania sober. Thankfully I don’t have to.

One more thing I wish to address. In 2010, Owen Hart’s widow, Martha, served the WWE with a law suit about using her dead husband’s name, likeness and footage. Well, this week a settlement was reached out of court.

Owen Hart lawsuit resolved – WWE free to use his name and likeness.  The lawsuit between WWE and Martha Hart seems to have finally reached an end as of this Wednesday. The suit has kept WWE from using any likeness of former WWE wrestler Owen Hart, who died tragically in 1999.

From this point forward, WWE has the legal right to use the name and likeness of Owen Hart in their programming and various other productions, with Martha – his widow – receiving compensation and royalties.

This means WWE will be able to induct Owen Hart into the Hall Of Fame one day, as they have not been allowed to previously.”

-WWE Source tumblr & confirmed by the Huffington Post

This means that Owen’s legacy will live on. This also means that now, one day, Owen Hart will have his name, legacy and career honoured by being inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame. A dream that all of us Owen Hart fans have had for almost 14-years. Don’t get me wrong, I understand where Martha Hart is coming from. She lost the man she loves in a sudden and tragic accident. Her bitterness and heartbreak is not unfounded. It was an accident that should never have happened, but unfortunately did. The death of your soul mate, your true love, can cripple you. You just can’t flip a switch and move on. Unlike most people’s circumstance, Martha’s heartbreak played out in a very public eye, and her husbands death was very public since the accident happened in front of twenty-seven-thousand (give or take) on an internationally broadcasted pay-per-view. I don’t think anyone can really grasp the way Martha, Oje and Athena feel. As a fan, I wish I didn’t have to lose one of my favourites. He was an amazing wrestler and a very talented man.

So thank Martha Hart for settling with the WWE because I’m sure it wasn’t easy for her and her children. So as a fan of Owen Hart, I appreciate his wife and the difficulty this decision had to be for her.

With that said, I’m out of here. I have a party to set up for. One that I’m already partially set for because of my boyfriend’s surprise party last weekend. Glad I didn’t go with a colour themed party this year. Nope instead this years party is themed, Foodie! Where my guests are to bring food that have been re-named to be a wrestling inspired dish. So can’t wait to see people’s creativity. I hope everyone enjoys WrestleMania 29 tomorrow and if you’re out somewhere watching, please don’t drink and drive. That would make you an idiot and my readers are not idiots. Also a special thanks to Sarge and his wife and miss Aly Cat for the use of the cutest photo ever to be seen by anyone. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 29

Pre-Show: WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Wade Barrett vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz (because they’ve mentioned he’s undefeated at WM a lot lately, but I hope it’s Wade.)

The Game’s Prediction: This shouldn’t even be here however Wade Barrett

Greg’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Fandango

The Game’s Prediction: Say it right or you wont get my prediction LMAO aka Fannndannnnggggooooo

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback

Greg’s Prediction: Ryback but I wish Mark Henry will win

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Team Hell No vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Diva’s Prediction: Team Hell No

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston

-8-Person Intergender Tag Team Match:

Tons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins

The Game’s Prediction: Does anyone really care, Rhodes Scholars and Bella’s

Greg’s Prediction: Who cares but I go with Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls

-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio (And then Dolph Ziggler)

The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio but Dolph Ziggler cashes in and becomes World Champion and Tag Team Champion in one night

-6-Person Tag Team Match:

Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield

Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield

Diva’s Prediction: The Shield

The Game’s Prediction: The Shield with Randy Orton’s help

Greg’s Prediction: The Shield with Randy Orton heel turn

-No Holds Barred (If Lesnar wins, Triple H MUST Retire): Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Triple H (this one was tough- I had to flip a coin)

The Game’s Prediction: Hmmm who would I pick here let me think about this for an year HHH

Greg’s Prediction: Triple H

The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker (although I won’t be upset if Punk goes over)

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE Championship: C)The Rock vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: John Cena, then a riot breaks out at WM and in Diva’s apartment, lol

That’s it for us this month. Hope everyone enjoys WrestleMania 29 and if any of our readers (And our friend The Game) are there, we’d love to hear from you for our May editions, so just send them to: and we will include them. Just keep them a page to two pages long. Cheers peeps and enjoy!

“Fan- I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do the fandango”

Chris Jericho mocking Fandango on SmackDown 03/29/13

Paul Bearer; Putting an icon to rest. The Road To WrestleMania continutes…

In Memory of

William Moody

a.k.a Paul Bearer

April 10, 1954 to March 5, 2013

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It’s a sullen time here in the Fatal 4-Way. I think we were all shocked to hear about the passing of one of the most iconic managers of all time. It’s still hard to put into words about what happened. But I guess the appropriate thing here is to say, Rest In Peace William Moody and thank-you for the years you put in to entertain us fans.


I also apologize for being tardy to the party this month. March is a complete gong show and I just couldn’t find ten minutes to write my article let alone put this puppy out there for all of you to see, which is why it’s late.

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I don’t know if was our timing or not, but now is most definitely the perfect time to put out the Fatal 4-Way. The reason why this weekend was chosen a month ago, was because it was right smack dab in the middle between February’s Elimination Chamber pay-per-view and April’s WrestleMania 29 pay-per-view. Earlier on Tuesday, The Game asked me what we were suppose to talk about when WrestleMania weekend we were putting out an edition, I told him, talk about what has happened since the Elimination Chamber until now, and then for the WrestleMania edition, talk about WrestleMania or whatever. I didn’t think that we would have a death to talk about later that evening. I was at work, about a half hour into my shift when I found out that one of the most iconic managers in professional wrestling had passed away. Usually you read on the dirt sheets about certain wrestlers or managers who were sick and have been in and out of hospitals, but there hadn’t been anything about William Moody. Paul Bearer as most people know him as. I don’t know where The Undertaker would be today if hadn’t been for Paul Bearer. In my eyes, Paul Bearer helped get The Undertaker going and made him into such an icon as well. Some people may argue that The Undertaker didn’t need Paul Bearer to help put him over but we don’t know that. What does it hurt to give Bearer some credit? Doesn’t hurt anyone. I used to look forward to The Funeral Parlor. A segment on television where Paul Bearer would interview other superstars. Much like Miz TV, and the Highlight Reel. Some of the most crazy stuff happened. Ultimate Warrior was locked inside a casket, Undertaker had his hand slammed in the casket. Just so many things. It was better than Shawn Michaels’ Heart Break Hotel. An interview segment where even hookers would have felt uncomfortable. Lol!

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Until now I really didn’t have any words to say. Then again, I’ve never been great at verbally expressing myself, but I can somehow manage in print. I grew up watching this man. He was a part of my life from the time I was 10-years old. That’s 23 years people if you’re keeping count. It saddens me that he’s gone, but I do know that he lost his wife in 2009 and now he is back, reunited, with her. It was his time I guess. It just sucks that’s all.


Thank-You William Moody!!

Now we should probably move on to better topics.

With a few weeks in between blogs I really need to start writing things down as I go because I find pictures and they make me laugh but when it comes time to sit down and write about what was going on, I’ve forgotten. I’m not sure when this was, but all I know is that after The Miz kicked Antonio Ceasaro in the junk, referee, Charles Robinson (aka Little Naitch) had the best facial expression ever and it still makes me laugh…

 Charles Robinsons face after Miz kicks cesaros junk

Caption should be, “OMG that would be where his junk is, if he had any!”

I bought The Marine 3 on DVD this past Friday. I watched it tonight just before I started writing this. I decided now was a good time for a movie review:

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Mike “The Miz” Mizanin, did a great job for having less screen time then Neal McDonough. McDonough always plays a great bad guy. I found that they were really reaching for a storyline to give The Miz, but failed. It’s not a bad movie, but it’s not a great one. Out of all of The Marine movies, The Marine 2 with Ted DiBiase is the best. The Marine 3 is still better than the first one. And I’m not just saying that because I’m very anti-John Cena. Storyline was better in the first one than this one but the acting sucked compared to the third film. It was watchable and I’m glad I didn’t pay more than $14 for it. I am a Miz fan so I don’t mind showing my support to the Awesome one. WWE has put out better movies but this one was not too bad.

I would have thought there would be more action to it but there was only so much they could do from a rusty old boat in the middle of nowhere. The ending was good. I liked the Ending. But more boom-boom next time please.


So… Who else thought Elimination Chamber sucked balls? Me!!! I Did!! Glad I didn’t pay for it!!! Ha-ha-ha!! It sucked so bad I can’t even remember what the hell happened 4 weeks ago. WrestleMania is still going to be damn predictable and John Cena is going to walk out WWE Champion.

I do have to say I’m liking the new WWE Championship title belt. It’s about time they got rid of that ugly thing.

I hate the idea of the Fandango gimmick, but I will admit this past Friday I had a lot of fun saying Fandango. Fahn-dan-go!!! Get me a Fahn-man-go! Lets do the Fahn-tan-go! Then I realized how sad it was for me to be sitting in the living room, alone, saying these things over and over again. Lol!!

Who else saw that Triple H pissed himself on RAW?? If you missed it, no worries. I’ve got your hook up!

 Triple H pisses himself on RAW

The Game (our Game, not Triple H) tried so hard to come to Triple H’s rescue by saying it was just water from when he spit, but water that comes out of your mouth doesn’t find it’s way from-unda! That is also way to big to be a sweat stain from balls or ass. So it’s not swalls or swass. Nope the Game pissed himself, and I’m laughing because it’s on Brock Lesnar’s shoulder now. YUCK!

That’s all for me this week. I’m tired. I had a great visit with a friend who moved away last year on Friday, baked a cake and 12 cupcakes, helped take care of my boyfriend’s best friend’s dog, Merlin, had my mom’s birthday, and just a long weekend that was great but I’m so damned tired now. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!


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F4W#174: Hendricks Replaces Rory Macdonald Marquardt and Ellenberger + New WWE Title:

F4W#175: Jack Swagger Arrested (DUI & Speeding):

F4W#176: UFC 157 Results – Ronda Rousey vs Liz Carmouche, Undertaker Returns:

F4W#177: Old School Raw – Triple H vs Brock and Punk vs Taker set:

F4W#178: RIP Paul Bearer (1954-2013):


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Howdy-ho, yo-yo’s!!

What’s happening, troops? In my little corner of Hell…there is a LOT going on. I mean, HUGE developments!

Let me explain. First off, February 12th was my last day working at my job. I gave my 2-weeks notice and now, I am out of there. Why, with all the money issues I have had, would I want to do something crazy like that? Well, my family and I moved back home to Illinois and I think we will be so much better off. The cost of living (overall) is considerably less than where we live now. We have family and friends there who will provide a great support system, not to mention the benefit of simply getting to reconnect with a group of great people who we have had severely limited contact with in the past 20 years…basically since I left home to join the military, and my wife left our hometown to come and join me in Virginia.

We already had a house set to move into when we got into town. It’s a rental home, but it’s a huge house with 3 bedrooms. Each of the kids can have their own room, and my wife and I can (finally) get our room back to ourselves. It has a 2-car garage and a basement. Now I have a place to store all the bodies! Damn it. There I go thinking out loud again. Let’s just forget I said that part.

Things have been going pretty well so far. The kids are super happy here. They love the house, and they have so much room to run and play. My wife and I are very happy here as well. This was a good change for us. I have already applied for about 6 jobs, but have not heard anything back yet. We have time, so I am not too worried.

But, this blog is supposed to be about wrestling, not my personal crap. Sorry, but I had to fill you guys in on what’s been going on with your friendly neighborhood Sarge, especially because I was unable to write anything for our last edition. I know a few of you out there have been missing me. Go ahead. It’s okay. You can admit it!

There’s got to be some wrestling related shit I can talk about. I’ve been watching this whole time. Let’s see what trouble I can manage to stir up.


First off, I need to talk a little bit about this Fandango guy. I thought this gimmick was going to be the dumbest thing since Eugene…and twice as retarded, both literally and figuratively. Honestly, the fact that he has “almost” debuted like 3 times so far, is both aggravating and hilarious. Yeah, I said hilarious. The character is a egomaniacal douche-tard, and that’s what I like about him. Even though he does the same thing every time we see him, what he does is gold.

Yes, I am still waiting for him to actually do something in the ring. I want to see if he can back up his persona with some genuine wrestling ability. When will that happen? The way he’s been going….I don’t even think he knows, for sure.

Until then, I guess we are stuck being trolled by Faaaaaaaaan-daaaaaaaan-gooooooo! As silly as this approach may be, I have to say Chris Jericho still did it better.


I’m a little bit upset that CM Punk has been made the new WrestleMania opponent for the Undertaker. I am a LOT upset about Internet rumors I have seen that report CM Punk is possibly being planned as the one to end Undertaker’s WrestleMania undefeated streak. I hate this with every fiber of my being. I don’t care who you are. The streak is something that should never be broken. Undertaker should be allowed to retire with the streak intact. It’s his legacy. Nothing is sacred anymore!

I don’t care what the “fans” say. CM Punk is being made to be WAY bigger than he deserves to be. He wore his welcome out by holding the WWE Championship for as long as he did. The only good thing about it was that it kept the title off of Cena for a while. Sadly, that’s all going to change after WrestleMania.


Pairing Tensai with Brodus Clay is bringing back memories of his days as Albert, the “Hip Hop Hippo”. I said “memories”….not “good memories”. He never could dance to begin with, but what he does now looks more like a water buffalo having a seizure.


I have to commend John Cena and The Rock for not making this year’s big WrestleMania main event into a contest to see who can come up with the most childish insult. Obviously, that’s why The Rock won last year. I mean, what kind of comeback could you possibly have when someone calls you Kung Pow Chicken? I’d be so dumbfounded that someone actually said it to begin with, I’d just sit there staring like a deer in the headlights. I might manage to utter a “Huh?” or “Really?”, but I’d mainly just stand there and let my brain cells simply pass away from hearing such a moronic thing come out of someone’s mouth.

And Fruity Pebbles? God, I got so tired of that. It was funny the first 300 times. Seeing that a cereal box was really made with Cena’s picture on it (legitimately) was the punchline of this joke. Anything further would be overkill, but WWE caters to the kiddies, and kids don’t know when to stop doing stupid shit…and slapping the shit out of them wouldn’t be “PG”.

I did enjoy when The Rock compared him to Lance Armstrong and said he was full of crap. Best line of the night. A lot of what was said in that segment was just lame cliche and rhetoric, but there were a couple good lines in there. Any time someone calls Cena out on being full of crap gets my stamp of approval all day long!


Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger. Good Lord, who signed off on this storyline? Who thought this was a good idea. I know it helps that Swagger’s opponent at WrestleMania is Hispanic, but I do think Zeb goes a bit too far sometimes. I thought it got bad when JBL went that same route during his feud with Rey Mysterio several years back. In a PG era, is it really wise to let someone speak so negatively about people of different races and creeds? The impressionable youth of America will all become racists and hate anyone who doesn’t look “American”.

Am I sounding like I am overreacting? No. I’m just trying to make a point. There was a video going around last week of former Fox News columnist, Glenn Beck talking about Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger. He was bitching and crying because the characters “demonize” the TEA Party. Really? They are simply that. Characters. This isn’t how these people truly feel in their hearts. Honestly, the TEA Party does enough “demonizing” on its own. The fact that a first class fucktard like Glenn Beck supports them is proof enough that everyone involved with this TEA Party should be loaded into a bus and driven off the edge of the Grand Canyon. Seat them all in nice, straight rows with their heads stuffed up each other’s asses like a Human Centipede. It’s all pretty familiar territory for them. They live with their heads up their asses on a daily basis.

What pissed me off more than anything about this Glenn Beck video was that he repeatedly called wrestling fans “stupid” and made us all out to seem like lower life forms in some way. It was just insulting. He made it sound like people who don’t watch wrestling are better than those who do. He said Colter and Swagger saying “We the People” was derogatory to the US Constitution.

Come on, man! Where was this idiot when Sgt Slaughter was running around waving an Iraqi flag during the Gulf War? He wasn’t on TV making a pretentious ass of himself. I’d say he needs to see the light, but it’s impossible to wake up and see the light with your head securely wedged so far up one’s rectal cavity!

If you really want to hear the full commentary, go ahead and click this link to the Glenn Beck video. It will make you sick!


With that, I think it’s time for me to shut my hole and let the rest of the team have their say, if they haven’t already.

I’ll be right back here next time, just before WrestleMania with more “borderline” match predictions and “honestly brutal” observations.

Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!


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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are you doing this week? Welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day! I just want to take a second to say how John Cena is…awesome…wait did I just write that?! That was for Diva, The Game and The Sarge. Earlier this week I mentioned to them in a post how I was going to write this blog about how John Cena is awesome. I also said it wouldn’t even make a sentence. LOL Anyway there you have it, I did what I was going to do. 😛

But in all seriousness I have to say John Cena was actually pretty great this week on RAW with his promo with The Rock. Both of them delivered a very serious promo which may in fact help them step up with their WWE Championship match at WrestleMania 29. In case if you were wondering The Rock did retain his WWE Championship by beating CM Punk at the Elimination Chamber PPV. Also John Cena did beat CM Punk two weeks after on RAW to face The Rock for the WWE Championship at WM 29. Their match on RAW was probably one of the best matches on RAW in a very long time. It could have gone either way to be honest. Both guys worked hard and made it special. I have noticed that Punk makes Cena look better than he normally does in his matches and I give Punk credit for being one of the best in this world. Actually he is the best in this world right now.

But don’t worry guys Punk will be in a big match at WrestleMania 29. He will be facing The Undertaker! Remember last year when I said that The Undertaker would probably face Jericho or Punk at this year’s Mania?! How right was I?! LOL You see Punk is the only wrestler who can make The Undertaker look good in his match at Mania. He has what it takes to carry the match and make it as big as other past Undertaker matches. But I like I said in my last article Punk will have to do a lot of bumps because Taker can’t really move that much anymore. I don’t want to see The Undertaker do something scary that could risk his life or wrestling career. The same goes with Punk. I want them both to deliver a great brawl that will be remembered as a great match by two guys who are legends.

So Jack Swagger is getting a World Championship title match against Alberto Del Rio at WrestleMania 29. Boy I was so wrong with my prediction for the actual Elimination Chamber match. I had Randy Orton going over in it but surprise it was Jack Swagger. So things were going well with Swagger and Uncle Zeb until one night after Smackdown taping Swagger was driving and got pulled over by the police. The police found some weed and noticed he was high while driving. So there goes any chance of Swagger actually winning the World Championship at WM 29. I mean if WWE actually puts Swagger over in that match I’m going to be so pissed off at them. I remember when RVD had the WWE Championship and he was found with weed and he was striped the WWE Championship the next night on RAW. So it is only fair the WWE does the same thing to Swagger. He shouldn’t be allowed to win his match. He should be suspended for 30 days after his match at WM 29.

In other news remember how I mentioned Jake The Snake Roberts was getting help from DDP to lose weight and get back into shape. Well here is an update on Jake Roberts. He has lost 65 pounds, and has had his left shoulder surgery. He is going to be rehabbing the shoulder for the next six months. I wish Jake well and I hope he is able to continue this yoga to help him get back into the ring so he can finish his career on his own terms. Jake Roberts isn’t the only person who is going getting help from DDP these days. Scott Hall has moved in with DDP and Jake Roberts. Hall is in bad shape too. He has been sober for about 37 days and is walking with a cane. I hope he has success with this as well. He was such a talented wrestler back in the day and I hate seeing him like that. I wish him well too. I will continue updating you guys with their conditions if I hear anything. I follow Jake on Twitter. He usually updates everyone with his condition.

Some sad news we lost a very special manager in the world of professional wrestling. William “Paul Bearer” Moody passed away earlier this week. Paul Bearer was one of my favourite managers. I loved his expressions he would make on his face. He was a great heel and a great face. I never met him in person but from the stories I have read I bet I would have loved meeting him. He was a very nice guy and nobody seemed to have anything bad to say about him. I was kinda hoping that we would get another Paul Bearer cameo at WM but now that won’t be happening. RIP Paul Bearer I hope you and your wife are finally reunited.

Anyway that’s it for me. I hope you enjoyed my blog this week! I will see you again around WrestleMania 29 weekend. I hope the next few weeks of RAW are exciting for everyone! Until next time, this has been Greg! ☺

Thank-you for joining us this week. Can’t wait to see you all four weeks from now, for the big one! Ciao and take care folks and have a great and safe St. Patrick’s Day.

“RIP Paul Bearer. A legendary performer and a very nice chap.” -Wade Barrett via Twitter @WadeBarrett


“The wrestling world lost a good man today and I lost a good friend. Paul Bearer, rest in peace my friend” -The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase via Twitter @MDMTedDiBiase


“Condolences to the family of Paul Bearer…kind soul who entertained so many for so long. You remain in our prayers always.” -Beth Phoenix via Twitter @TheBethPhoenix


“Very sad to hear about William Moody/Paul Bearer. Such a sweet man, and my friend. My condolences to his family. I’ll miss ya Uncle Paul” -Adam “Edge” Copeland via Twitter @EdgeRatedR


“Sad to hear about the passing of Paul Bearer. One of the best managers of all time. Pretty sure EVERYONE has tried imitating his voice” -Tyson Kidd via Twitter @KiddWWE


“It’s very sad to hear about the passing of a great & unique performer, Bill Moody-Paul Bearer. My thoughts & prayers go out to his family.” -Matt Hardy via Twitter @MattHardyBrand


“Very sad to hear that Paul Bearer has passed away tonight… My thoughts, prayers, & heart go out to his family, friends & loved ones… RIP” -Mickie James via Twitter @MickieJames


“Seems like only yesterday, though it was almost 25 years ago, that I was baby-sitting Percy Pringle’s children. #RIPPaulBearer” -Mick Foley via Twitter @realMickFoley


“we lost someone who wasnt only a great showman, also true gentleman. my thoughts w/ his family” -Jake “The Snake” Roberts via Twitter @JakeSnakeDDT