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Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

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Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101

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The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!

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The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.

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That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.

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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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Discussing the Show of Shows; WRESTLEMANIA 32!!


In Memory Of

Eiji Ezaki (Hayabusa)

November 29, 1968-March 3, 2016

and

Gary Lee “Charles” Fulton

March 9, 1949-March 5, 2016

and

Kris Travis

December 16, 1983-March 31, 2016

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Are you ready for WRESTLEMAAAAANIAAAAAAA?!!! Probably not, lol. Doesn’t look to be a strong event but none the less us loyal and maybe even stupid fans will still tune in, and then one of two things will happen; we will either be surprised and love it or we will shit all over it. I doubt there will be any inbetween. So doubt it. Lol!!

As you can see not only did we kick-off the Mania blog with an “In Memory Of” but we kicked it off with two. Probably not the most well known to most of us North Americans is the first one; Japanese Professional Wrestler, Eiji Ezaki, also known as Hayabusa. He lead a wonderful career that ended too soon when he went to do a top rope moonsault and landed on his head, paralyzing him. He then began a music career and was suppose to meet a friend and bar tender on the night of his death, but never showed up. He died of a subarachnoid hemorrhage. He was 47.

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Gary Lee Fulton wrestled in North America under the name Journeyman Charles Fulton. He began his career in 1968 and worked right until 1992. He even worked for the World Wrestling Federation at one point. His wife stated that he had been dealing with a bad heart for about 30 years, but it finally killed him when he died of Congestive Heart Failure.

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Kris Travis was a British wrestler who may not be super well known to North American fans, but was well loved and respected among the global wrestling community. Such a young soul to be taken from the world, he passed away this past Thursday after losing his battle to stomach cancer.

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So now with all that sad stuff out the way, on to the other sad stuff…Talk of WrestleMania. Enjoy the read peeps….

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Hey everyone, how are we doing today? I can’t believe March is over already and Easter too! I hope everyone had a great Easter(if you celebrated it). My Easter was good. I actually went home a few days before Easter to celebrate my birthday and Easter with my family. It was very nice! We went out to this nice restaurant in Guelph. It was a nice visit! I also got my teeth cleaned too! Lol Anyway lets get on with some wrestling.

First I’m going to talk about something positive! I went to see Jake The Snake Robert’s show at a comedy club in St. Catharines. Yeah it was such an honour to see his show! He really had some funny stories from the road. He also talked about his struggle with his life and how he has changed for the better! He is a remarkable guy and he is actually really down to earth! If you get a chance to see him do his show, please do so! You won’t be sorry! I will probably see him again in June when he is at Niagara Falls Comic Con along with Shawn Michaels and Ricky Steamboat.

Now it is time to get into the negative stuff…WrestleMania 32. I don’t know about you guys but this card looks pretty bad. There are only really two matches I want to see on this PPV and that is Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar and Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch. Those seem to be the ones that I am really interested in! That’s pretty bad. First off I want to say Dean Ambrose should be the WWE World Champion. He shouldn’t of lost against Triple H at the Roadblock a few weekends ago. He actually won the match but the ref said his feet were under the ropes?! I don’t know, it was a close one. But anyway Dean should be in the main event, it shouldn’t be Roman Reigns. Don’t get me wrong I do like Roman but he shouldn’t be in the main event at WM 32.

The three-way for the Divas championship is going to be a great wrestling match! I wouldn’t be shocked if this match steals the show! We all know all three of these women can wrestle and if WWE lets them put on a great 20 minute match I’m sure the fans will love that! I’m hoping for good things to come out of this match! I hope I don’t get disappointed!

Now onto the WWE World Championship match between Roman Reigns vs Triple H. I don’t really see Triple H going over in this match. Too be honest the majority of the fans will be cheering on Triple H in this match. Even though he is the heel, it is WWE’s fault for shoving Roman down our throats. The fans don’t want to see this match and Vince thinks we do. So what ever! Lol

I don’t know what’s going to happen between Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match. If Shane wins he gets control of RAW, if The Undertaker loses he can’t wrestle at WrestleMania anymore. Well for one thing I don’t want to see The Undertaker lose. I don’t think it would be right for Shane McMahon to beat The Undertaker. The Undertaker is WrestleMania. I know he has lost one match against Brock at WM and that should only be it. He shouldn’t have to lose to Shane. But I guess we will see what happens. If Shane does win control of RAW that could be good too I suppose. But I guess we will see what happens.

Those are the top matches, there are more matches but to be honest I just don’t really care to write about them. Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles will be good, but we have already seen it so many times already! Lol

Anyway that’s it for me, enjoy the PPV is you’re going to watch it! See you next time! Have a nice day!

If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

OOOOOOOHHHHH, Fatal 4-Way!!! Don’t you dare be sour. Clap for your friendly neighborhood Sarge….and feel the POWWWEERRRRRR!!

It’s the Boot Camp, yes it is!

Actually, people….forget that whole “clap” thing. I’ve heard “the clap” can be some nasty shit. Always wear protection, guys! Seriously. The New Day with all their hip gyrations and talking about clap. That’s just sick to actually come out in front of a national television audience and glamourize venereal diseases like that. I thought WWE was rated PG. Someone ought to take those silly llama dicks off of New Day’s heads and slap some Trojans on those fuckers STAT!

Hahaha…oh, that was great. But, all joking aside, welcome to the WrestleMania 32 edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp! One more time!! Here we are to have a little fun talking about this year’s Showcase of the Immortals. Let’s skip the formalities and get this bitch rolling, shall we?

Now, long-time fans of the Boot Camp will know that every WrestleMania edition, I like to post my list of completely random thoughts and talking points known as “RandomMania”. Well, there have been rumblings within the team that this year may be our final run as the Fatal 4-Way. With that said, this year’s WrestleMania edition could very well be our last one. Sure, we’ve had some fun with the randomness in the past, but this time, I wanted to have a good solid game plan going into this big issue. What better subject matter to discuss than the matches themselves?

First off, we have the Kick-Off show, featuring the 3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal. Not to crap all over the legacy of Andre, but this Battle Royal is really just a way of throwing every mid-low card schlub who didn’t already have a match on the main card into a match that some people might even forget about or miss entirely (being on the pre-show and all). Honestly, not having the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a match featured on the main WrestleMania card and dumping it to the Kick-Off show is kind of a slap in the face to Andre in the first place. However, that’s only my opinion. It’s sad to think that WWE uses this match as filler rather than as a fitting tribute as it was meant to be.

Coming up next, we have the WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match. Huge match! Huge opportunity for any of the participants. Any of them….except maybe a small few who have no business being anywhere near the fucking ring during the match. I’m talking about Zack Ryder, Sin Cara and Stardust. What the actual fuck were they thinking slapping three of the roster’s most lovable losers into the picture for a title shot at something none of them deserve. Stardust should be wasting everyone’s time in the Andre Battle Royal. Sin Cara should have turned heel and be feuding with Kalisto for the US title in a jealousy angle that started with the end of the Lucha Dragons tag team when Sin Cara turned on his more successful fellow luchador. Zack Ryder should have stayed hyped with that goofy bastard Mojo Rawley back in NXT and be watching Mania from the locker room. Is this possibly due to the amount of injured superstars who could have been more legitimate participants in this match? Things that make you go……bbbbllllaaarrrffffff!!!

Moving on….let’s talk a minute about AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This is one of the matches I am really looking forward to. I was a little leary of seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring at first, but he is growing on me. The fact that Chris Jericho has been all up in AJ’s chili since the Royal Rumble has sort of kept Styles back, if you ask me. It’s just Jericho all the time. I will be glad to see this feud die, and hopefully it will happen this Sunday. When it does finally end, it only makes sense for AJ Styles to move on with the final victory over Y2J. Or, is it….Y2Jackass?? That kills me every time! I can’t believe nobody came up with it sooner. AJ Styles sounds like a little mop-topped Stone Cold right there. LOL

What’s next? Oh, right. The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz. I say The Usos are going to take this simply because The Dudley Boyz seem to have become the latest victims of WWE’s lack of creativity. They have had Bubba Ray and D’von turn away from what they have been known for their entire careers (putting people through tables) and it honestly just makes them an average tag team. There is no more anticipation of if/when the tables will come out. Face it….The Dudleys are just “duds” now. The Usos are far more colorful and entertaining. The Dudleys kind of suck now, but it’s really not even their fault. At least they can say they are still better than The Ascension. I don’t recall Konnor and Viktor winning a match since maybe a couple months after their main roster debut.

If you ask me, the WWE United States Championship match between Kalisto and Ryback makes about as much sense as an airplane being wrecked by hitting a deer. I don’t see the reasoning behind it except to give Ryback something to do that night. He just sort of showed up and has been in Kalisto’s grill…basically acting as a bully. Kudos to WWE for promoting an anti-bullying campaign and then promoting one of their superstars who is being a bully. #WWELogic makes my damn head hurt sometimes!

Remember when I talked about the Andre the Giant Battle Royal being used a filler and a way to give people who had nothing better going on to have a match at WrestleMania? Well, here is another such case. The 5-on-5 Diva’s Match. This thing is a clusterfuck in every sense. All they did was take five of the cast members of Total Divas and team them against five other “heel” Divas. Here’s the funny part….they put Eva Marie as a member of the Total Divas team, which is essentially the “face” team in this match. Eva Marie is universally hated in NXT, and for good reason. She stinks on ice, people! Seriously. She has all the wrestling ability of a pair of Luke Harper’s dirty underwear. Got that visual now? You’re welcome. You might say you really didn’t need it, but admit it! You did! You totally DID!! Anyway, aside from maybe Natalya and Paige, this match will be a huge waste of time, but I know WWE is always looking out for the fans. This will be our cue to make a trip to the shitter and have some time to refill our beer and nachos….or whatever you might be stuffing down your face holes during the show. It won’t be a total waste of time as long as you use that time wisely. Fuck, for all I care, go and have a quickie in the bedroom! I won’t judge.

The No Holds Barred Street Fight between Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar is going to be a mess. I have to say I have liked the build-up for this match simply because Ambrose is ridiculous and a lot of fun to watch. I know a lot of you don’t share that opinion, but hey….whatever. This match will be ugly, no doubt. I am sure Ambrose will make it fun in the process as he carries Lesnar’s lumbering carcass around the arena. I mean, as much fun as a No Holds Barred Street Fight is going to be, anyway.

Next up, we have The New Day vs. League of Nations in a 4 on 3 handicap tag match. Everyone is saying The New Day is at a disadvantage for once because they are in the unique situation of being outnumbered. Sure, I can believe that. What I don’t believe in is that The League of “Booty” still has any chance of winning. The New Day have proven themselves to be very resourceful and sneaky…even willing to cheat when necessary to get the win. I hope they do, and not just because I chose them in my predictions. The League of Nations is just so dull, I am praying for the day this faction goes the way of the Dodo and we never EEEEEEEEEEVERRRRR see or hear from it…… A-GAIN!!

Let’s just get the WWE World Heavyweight Championship talk over with so we can get it out of our mouths for good. If you ask me, Triple H becoming the World Champion at the Royal Rumble was probably the best thing to come out of this feud. He is the lesser of two evils seeing how Roman Reigns is so widely disliked by the WWE fans and the IWC sheep. I really don’t hate Roman, but I also do not want to see him as champion. This is a long shot, but with Dean Ambrose having crossed paths with Triple H at WWE Roadblock, and Reigns currently facing off against The Authority….what would happen if say, Seth Rollins makes his return during the World title match after Ambrose runs down to interfere. However, Rollins then turns on The Authority and The Shield reunites to powerbomb Triple H through the announce table and effectively put The Authority off TV for a long time. This would also help to tie into another scenario if Shane McMahon gains control of Monday Night RAW, it would give The Authority that “excuse” they’d need for an extended leave of absence from WWE programming.

Another match I am actually looking forward to seeing is the WWE Diva’s Championship Triple Threat Match. I think the main reason why I am so eager to see this match is because there is a good chance that a new champion will be crowned. I am getting a little tired of Ric Flair involving himself in Charlotte’s matches. It cheapens her status as a legitimate champion, but I guess that’s part of the point. I think it’s just a way to allow Naitch to be at ringside to ogle and grope Charlotte’s opponents under the guise of “interference”. No disrespect to the two-time Hall of Famer, but it’s just getting creepy now. Regardless, it will be interesting to see what happens in the Women’s division after WrestleMania. I have heard the entire division is being revamped and the term “Diva” is no longer going to be used. Also, I have seen an article that states the fruity butterfly title belt is going away. About fucking time!! There is a lot at stake in this Triple Threat match, and with these proposed changes coming soon, there is a lot to look forward to in the Women’s division in the coming weeks

What can be said that hasn’t already been said about Shane McMahon and The Undertaker? This has to be the biggest match of the night. It’s even bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship match is the sheer magnitude of what hangs in the balance. If The Undertaker wins, Shane is gone for good. If Shane wins, he gains complete control over Monday Night RAW and The Undertaker is finished. As much as it makes sense for Taker to murder Shane inside that cell, I hope that’s not the case. The ramifications of a Shane McMahon victory far outweigh the results of any other outcome. Shane promises the dawn of a new WWE if he gains control. This is the kind of change that the company is in extremely dire need of. That said, WWE logic would dictate Shane loses at Mania, and the same shit will continue as normal. Shane losing this Sunday will be deeply disappointing for me personally because I am hoping to see this change that he has described in the past month. Shane loses, then all that big talk was nothing more than, well….talk. We get nothing out of this except maybe a match that is really hard to watch in some cases. The promise of brutality in this match is astronomical. We got a taste of that on RAW last Monday night when Shane performed his trademark “Leap of Faith” from the ring post to the announcer’s table. Fans new and old ate that shit up like it was the best thing they’d seen in nearly a decade, and….they were probably right. Unfortunately for Shane, the cell will be between him and the announcer’s table in his match against The Undertaker. The only way he can do his flying elbow drop onto The Deadman at WrestleMania is if he pulls a Mick Foley and jumps off the top of the cell itself. This isn’t the Attitude Era, and I doubt WWE will allow anyone to put themselves in harm’s way to that extent these days. Who knows? I guess we will have to wait and see how this all goes down.

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Alright, troops. That’s all I’ve got for you this time. Nothing else to really say but, enjoy WrestleMania (if you can). The fallout alone should be something we can all look forward to. I’ll catch up with you all next time. Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots!!

 

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The Skirt Sheet

Welcome to the WrestleMania edition of The Skirt Sheet. All things WrestleMania, mixed in with some bitching. I aim to please, lol. So Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness.

So Fastlane back in February was a predictable joke. What transpired since then shows that the direction the WWE is going is, well all over the bloody place. Nobdy knows where to go or what they’re doing. If the WWE higher-ups would just listen to their talent and their fans, thigns might look better than this current WrestleMania 32 card.

First Mistake: Not following through on a storyline that they started between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar. They started it, but just sort of put it on the back burner. Both guys are apparently very unhappy with this, and were open about it. If Brock Lesnar was put into the title picture at WrestleMania to help with the lack of top teer talent who are all out on injuries, then it would be a different story, but he’s not. He’s in a program with the lunatic fringe, Dean Ambrose. WWE should finsih what they started, and that was suppose to be Wyatt vs. Lesnar. The Wyatt’s aren’t even really involved in WrestleMania, so they will likely involve themselves in the match between Lesnar and Ambrose, either during or after.

Second Mistake: Putting a guy the fans clearly hate in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match and shoving him, ala John Cena, down our throats. Despite being a babyface, the fans have been crapping all over Roman Reigns since the first time he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s been so bad they had to take him off of television for a while, and create fake injury and surgery in hopes the fans would find sympathy with Reigns. It didn’t work. The heat is still on Reigns, and Triple H who is suppose to be the heel is getting all the cheers no matter what he does. The more the WWE tries to get the fans behind Reigns, the more they hate him. He may look like a champion, may even have the work ethic, but he cannot talk worth shit and what does come out of his mouth is so cocky and fake sounding, that he’s lost majority of his supporters. What the fans clearly wanted was for Dean Ambrose to be against Triple H at WrestleMania 32. They aren’t getting what they want and have been begging for. They want Ambrose as champion.

Dean Ambrose continues to have great matches, including the one teaser/taste of Ambrose vs. Triple H at Roadblock in Toronto, and he’s hot with the crowds. It’s been awhile since the fans have found someone to really get behind. I mean truly get behind. I’m not talking the brainwashing the WWE had to do with Cena, by catering to all children, horny teenage females, and the young homosexuals, but this time the true, hardcore and faithful, long-time fans have found someone they want. That they want to see succeed since CM Punk. Ambrose is serious, yet exhudes a dry sense of humour that mature fans love, and has mad mic skills, in-ring ability, and charisma.

I get the WWE is scrambling to fill holes that have been left from the injured superstars, and that list is rather extensive; Seth Rollins, John “Barf” Cena, Randy Orton, Neville, Sting, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Daniel Bryan, and even Nikki Bella. Daniel Bryan’s officially retired from wrestling due to all his injuries. It’s sad because he was such a solid worker, and truly loved this business. He was an amazing draw and had a lot a head of him. His career was definitley amazing but full of hardships. Must suck to get to the top and then have to let go of everything because you’re plagued by injuries. I feel for him and will miss him. Tyson Kidd might be in a smiliar situation after suffering a major neck injury. He’s such a talented in-ring performer who still has much to add to his accomplishments. As a huge fan of Tyson’s, I don’t want his career to end now. I want to see him soar and reach great heights. Neville is the recent addition to the list of injured superstars after suffering a broken ankle in his match against Chris Jericho a few weeks back. Jericho apparently got pissed off at referee Charles “lil’ Naitch” Robinson for not stopping the match. Either way, Neville’s WrestleMania is ruined, as I’m sure he was scheduled to be a part of the ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship.

Side Note: On RAW Last Week, before it was even announced….

I called it! Just saying!

For the record, it’s not cocky if I can back it up. Lol!

A major question is, how will the WWE manage to fill up a 4-hour show? With the lack of talent right now, they’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why would they even attempt the Andre The Giant Battle Royal? And why put it on the pre-show? They can’t possibly have enough superstar power to fill that one match. So far they have yet to really show that they do have the talent. So far it’s past winner Big Show, Kane, The Social Outcast, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango (where the fuck has he been lately??), Damine Sandow (see Fandango side note), Darren Young (Fandango note), Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, and R-Truth. Aside from Tyler Breeze, who should have been in the ladder match and Zack Ryder in this shit-hole of a match, the line-up sucks. I think I just answered my own question as to why this is on the pre-show. Because no one watches the fucking pre-show. Breeze in the battle royal and Ryder in the ladder match? That’s horrible, then again the WWE isn’t exactly known for their excellent booking strategy.

If there ever was an ample opportunity to showcase the NXT talent, it’s at WrestleMania. At Roadblock, they had the NXT tag team champions The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore, and they put on a wonderful match. It was one of the better matches at Roadblock.

If stars from NXT are used at WrestleMania, it will all depend on what happens at NXT Take Over Dallas two nights before Mania. They would likely be used in the Battle Royal as fillers. I guess we will find out.

Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar will be in a “No Holds Barred” “Street Fight”. Why all the quoation marks you ask, well… For starters, isn’t a “street fight” already “no holds barred”? And, isn’t a “street fight” suppose to take place in the street and not start in the ring? Lets face it, it’s been a very long time since a WWE “street fight” has started anywhere but in the ring and stayed mostly in the ring. Not very street like is it? O it’s not technically a street fight. Remember that strange, yet epic street fight between Goldust and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania 12? That wasn’t even billed as a street fight, I think they called it a Hollywood Backlot brawl, or something. Either way, it took place mostly outside of the ring, and even included a tacky OJ Simpson-like car chase. Yes it eventually ended up in the ring, but it started in the “streets”. I would love to see something like that happen, minus Lesnar in women’s underwear. Yuck! I think I just puked in my mouth. No matter what, it should be a solid match. Afterall, legend Mick Foley gave Ambrose “Barbie” and Terry Funk gave him a chainsaw. I’m actually looking forward to this one.

I’m also looking forward to the WWE Diva’s Championship triple threat match between champion, Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch. These ladies have some serious in-ring talent. It’s nice to see them get a chance to showcase it. I would love to see Becky Lynch take the title. She never had the chance to be NXT Women’s Champion, so this would be a sweet way for her to become champion. I’m just not sure we will see a title change here. Also, wouldn’t now be a great time to retire the stupid Diva’s championship and bring back and restore the damage legacy to the former Women’s Championship belt? Thank-you Michelle McCool, Layla and Candice Michelle for ruining a belt that great women once held. Fucking twat waffles!

**Addition: According to the wrestling dirt sheets, there is a major rumour going around that this Monday after WrestleMania, there will no longer be a Diva’s Championship title belt but a brand new Women’s Championship title belt that is apparently similiar in design to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt but smaller and on a white strap. May I just say, Thank-God!

I tweeted the WWE that I would pay them if they did NOT book Kalisto vs. Ryback for WrestleMania 32. Needless to say, I don’t have to pay them. I’ve got nothing against Kalisto, but I don’t see Ryback as a good wrestler. He’s good at injuring people because he’s fucking sloppy. I wouldn’t be surpried if he was the one behind half the injuries on the list above of injured superstars.

They apparently booked a 5-on-5 diva’s match to allow the other diva’s to get paid. If a match gets bumped, it’ll likely be this one, and I’m ok with that. This one is complete shit! SHIT I say!! Summer Rae, Lana, Emma, Tamina, and Naomi against, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, and Eva Marie. They ran out of diva’s on the main roster that they had to bring up Eva Marie from the NXT roster. A self-proclaimed female wrestler with the ability of a spatcula and the fans hate her. Not that the talent in this match is any better. Aside from Natalya, Paige, Emma and Naomi, the rest can’t really wrestle. Tamina, isn’t horrible but she’s nothing but power moves, and lack of skill and corridination. You watch her, after she slams someone, she generally just stands over them like waiting for something to come to her to do next. Lana has never even had a match before. Her last feud was with Summer Rae and now they’re like all buddy-buddy? Alicia Fox is sloppy. Not Ryback sloppy but pretty damn sloppy. The worst part is I want to like her but I can’t. Brie Bella. What can I say about Brie Bella? As a person outside of the ring, I really like her. I like that she’s down to earth and environmentally cautious and such. In the ring, she’s fucking horrible. She knows 5-moves! 2 are her hubby’s movies, the yes lock and the kicks, then she has the drop kick which she can do from standing and the top rope (bravo, that still counts as one fucking move), the Bella Buster, and a clothes-line (every woman should know how to use a clothes-line, sorry not a femminist here). So yes this will suck. We will just lable this Vince’s Boner match for all you fellas. For me it’s go pee match number two. Right behind Ryback vs. Kalisto.

For go pee match number three it’s the Dudley’s vs. The Uso’s. I’ll be letting out some alcohol during these three matches.

Since I’ve already talked about Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and how this will likely end in a way that people are pissed right off, I’ll go to the more important match, which I would like to call the “What were they thinking?” Match.

Hell In A Cell! Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker. If Shane O’ Mac wins, he gets control of RAW, and if Undertaker loses, this will be his LAST WrestleMania. Which could very well be his retirement match. Shall we start from the beginning? I’m a huge Undertaker fan. I’ve never wanted him to lose at WM. Pretty sure I’ve made that quite clear in the past. I’m also a fan of Shane O’Mac’s. I marked out huge over his return. I was so excited that it took me a few days to really digest what the fuck just happened. The Undertaker can’t and shouldn’t lose to Shane McMahon, yet, the WWE needs Shane badly for television. So now what? Undertaker deserves a better retirement match and should be against someone who truly deserves this honour. Triple H comes to mind. You can’t have a count-out or a disqualification in a Hell In A Cell match. You have to have a clear winner. But who? Admittingly, this isn’t an easy match to predict, however, judging from some of the rumours circulating, the WWE is preparing a brand-split. Again. RAW vs. SmackDown. This suggests that Shane McMahon is walking out the winner. My buddy thinks it’ll be Shane going over and Undertaker “retiring” but then Shane re-hires him. Darren doesn’t think that the Undertaker will go out with little to know fan-fare and the match he deserves. Although I agree that Undertaker deserves a better retirement match, with all the bells and whistles, I could see the man behind the Undertaker being the type to prefer to retire quietly. I guess all we can do is wait and find out. I’ll have tissue ready just in case. Lol! I have these ones that have a cool touch. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to this match, I just wish it was a bit different for both men. I do like the fact that it’s not all that predictable.

Should be an interesting event. As always I’ll be throwing a small party. I just hope it doesn’t completely suck. My prediction for RAW the night after is that we will likely see Bayle, and Samoa Joe OR Finn Balor on the main roster. Guess that depends on what happens at NXT Take Over.

As always, enjoy the event, whether you’re at home or in Dallas at WrestleMania, either way have fun and stay safe. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 32

Dallas, Texas

April 2, 2016

Kick-Off Show:

-3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal:

Participants: Kane, Big Show, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane (because I have no f’n clue)
Diva’s Prediction: who cares……. Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

WrestleMania 32:

-WWE Intercontintal Championship Ladder Match:

C) Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles
Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-Tag Team Grudge Match: The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s
Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE United States Championship: C)Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto
Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

-5-on-5 Diva’s Match: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige vs. Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma

Natalya & Eva Marie & Lana

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma
Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige, Natalya & Eva Marie

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma

-No Hold’s Barred Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-Battle For Tag Team Supremacy: New Day vs. League of Nations

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day
Diva’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: League of Nations

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Triple H vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match: C)Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-Hell In A Cell (Shane McMahon wins, he gets control of RAW and Undertaker has to retire):

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

Sarge’s Prediction: Shane McMahon
Diva’s Prediction: Oh this kills me to do this…Shane McMahon

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for us this month, we will see you at the next WWE Event. Enjoy WrestleMania 32, if you can. It looks like there could be some last minute changes. Matches moved around, and all that jazz to make room for longer matches for the more worthy ones. Be safe and enjoy!

Fastlane Predictions and so much more…

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In Memory of

Brian “Axel Rotten” Knighton

April 21, 1971 to February 4, 2016

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Welcome back to this months Fatal 4-Way. This will be it until WrestleMania weekend, April 3, 2016. We get a nice break come March, but it doesn’t mean that we stop watching the product. Horrible as it may be. Nope we keep continuing. Lets hope it doesn’t start with an “In Memory Of…”. However, don’t hold your breath. Grandfather and legendary wrestler, Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham, age 74, has recently been hospitalized and apparently was close to death. So lets hope the man pulls through. In case you’re wondering who his grandchildren are, they are WWE Superstars Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas. I guess we just have to BO-lieve. OMG I can’t believe I went there.

Speaking of this months, “In Memory Of”, some of you might not know Axl Rotten, unless you are hardcore fans of ECW before it became the WWE verison. Rotten was part of the Bad Breed in ECW, and then moved back to the independent circuit where his career had begun. He was only briefly featured at one WWE ECW-event in 2005 at One Night Only. After that he had one appearance in 2010 in TNA. His career never trult made it off the ground. He apparently had his fair share of struggles. He spent a lot of time in a wheel chair, after his career ended with a severe spinal injury. He was found by police in a McDonald’s parking lot. I could make a joke about the food being the death of him, but that would be uncouth. Although I sort of just did. To all the Axl Rotten fans, friends and especially family, our deepest sympathies.

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With that said, we move on…

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way. How is everyone doing these days? I’m been pretty good thanks! I have been busy with my new job at Ting. I work with a lot of great people! I really do enjoy my job! Just to let you know they are hiring in the St. Catharines Area if interested! Anyway let’s get down to some wrestling business!

Well it is official, Daniel Bryan is retiring from professional wrestling. This isn’t a joke either. He can’t wrestle anymore. It isn’t good for him. He doesn’t want to risk his life. I don’t blame him either. I don’t want to see that either! I have so much respect for the guy and he has done so much for the business. Sure I will miss him but I’m sure whatever he does now he will be happy! Also his wife Brie will be retiring in the summer once her contract ends with the company. That’s a blessing too! Lol I think Diva is very happy with that news as well!

So the Royal Rumble PPV wasn’t too bad. The match it self was good but predictable. Triple H ended up coming out at the end at number 30 and he ended up winning the Royal Rumble Match to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Another surprise that happened in the Royal Rumble match was the debut of AJ Styles!! Yes he is back in the WWE! He made his appearance and stayed in there for about 25 mins. That was pretty cool to see! I’m glad he is here in the WWE. I just hope they know how to use him right!

This Sunday is the WWE Fastlane PPV. The main event is a triple threat match between Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. The winner of that match will face Triple H at WrestleMania 32. I’m picking Dean Ambrose. I really would like to see him face Triple H in the main event! I think he deserves it! He is so over with fans right now, it would be the best thing to do for business. Well that’s what I think anyway! I will see if Vince McMahon feels the same way! Lol

Some sad news to report, Bret Hart announced that he has prostate cancer. I feel so bad for The Hitman. He has gone through so much in his life and now he has to battle cancer. I know he will beat it. He has beaten everything else that has come up against him! I am rooting for him and everyone else who loves Bret Hart are rooting him too! Go Bret Go! His surgery was last week and everything went well for him! Now he is on the mend and he will defeat cancer!

CM Punk is injured and he won’t be able to start his UFC fight until later this year. I think I’m hearing it will happen probably late summer. Could you imagine if it was the same weekend as Summer Slam? Haha I wonder if wrestling fans would watch it? I’m curious to see how does. It should be fun! I don’t care if he wins or loses I just want to see if he can do it!

WWE network are releasing some new TV shows. One show I want to check out is the new Edge and Christian show! Omg it looks so stupid but funny stupid! I can’t wait to see that one!

I’m not sure how the WM 32 card is going to shape up to be. I heard rumours of who is going to face The Undertaker but now I’m not sure if that’s going to happen. I guess we will have to wait and see. They better come up with something good for The Undertaker because he is what makes WM special.

Anyway that’s it for me for this month! I hope you enjoy WWE Fastlane if you decide to watch it! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

What’s good, Guardians??

So, how did you all like the Royal Rumble? Yeah….that’s what I thought. There was good and bad to it. Lots of people are pissed about Triple H coming back to win the World Heavyweight title. Lots of people….but not me, because I picked him in my predictions as a total spit ball, long shot “pulled it out of my ass” kind of thing……and I ended up calling it DEAD ON! I can’t predict a singles match to save my life, but I called the 30-Man Rumble winner for the first time in forever (sorry if anyone suddenly had ‘Frozen’ flashbacks)….and probably the only time in my life that I will get that one right ever…….EEEEEEEEEEEEVER…..a-gain!

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I really liked where this new angle with the Wyatt Family was going. Taking out all the “titans” in WWE and becoming the new “Gods”. I have always wanted the Wyatts to become the dominant stable, and since the Rumble, it looked like things were on the way to changing in their favor. They had taken down everyone from Undertaker and Kane to Big Show and Ryback. The list of victims was undeniably impressive. But….that #WWELogic had to catch up with them, and that all fell apart for the Wyatts after two of their past conquests suddenly came back like nothing ever happened. The Wyatt Family needs to become the Plecostomus of the WWE. You know…one of those ugly ass sucker fish that cling to the side of tank, gobbling up all the nastiness that would otherwise cause the tank to resemble a toilet at Taco Bell.

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The Wyatt Family should be the ones who run through the roster and methodically cleanse WWE of all the dead weight and bullshit that is currently dragging the product down. Whether or not this causes the Wyatts to appear as faces, heels or even anti-heroes….I’d call it a win-win for all of us in the grand scheme.

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How’s everyone feeling about AJ Styles since the Rumble? I’d say he’s doing rather well even though he already has faced his first loss in a rematch against Chris Jericho. All things considered though, the fans seem to be supporting him 100%. The internet blew up the second he walked out onto the stage at the Royal Rumble. There wasn’t a dry seat in the house! However….he still has a lot to prove in WWE, especially since they choose to absolutely forget about anything Styles has done before signing with WWE. They see him as a rookie with some past experience under his belt….but won’t acknowledge all the past titles he has held in other companies and promotions. WWE likes to do that. They prefer to believe that they are the “be all, end all” in the business of sports entertainment.

They like to believe that….but if they do, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news!

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Speaking of “bad news”, Wade Barrett has announced he is leaving WWE in the near future. He chose not to re-sign with the company. Can you really blame him? He wins King of the Ring, and they do fuck-all with him after that. No title opportunities, no high profile feuds, no big push. No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!

(Hold on a minute. I may have seen ‘A Christmas Story’ a few too many times). Anyway, you get my drift here. Then, Barrett gets lumped into the International Job Squad known as The League of Nations. How the mighty have fallen in that gaggle of has-beens, eh?? King Barrett….enough said. Rusev? A guy who was an undefeated monster until Cena buried him. Del Rio? Dumped Zeb Colter and lost the US title twice this year so far to the same guy! Sheamus? He was WWE World Heavyweight Champion a few months ago, but Roman Reigns happened. He never quite bounced back after that. Push….canceled indefinitely! Really puts the “shame” in Sheamus, doesn’t it, folks?

The League of Nations was on a roll for about a week or two, but then things just declined for no real reason. Del Rio dropped the US title to Kalisto and the League lost a shit load of momentum and relevancy after that. Barrett is simply abandoning the sinking ship before it gets any worse.

I wonder where he’ll end up after he leaves WWE.

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As much as I would like to see Seth Rollins come back during WrestleMania and help Roman Reigns defeat Triple H for the WWE Championship…and then join back with Ambrose to reform The Shield to some capacity, I highly doubt that will happen. The writers don’t have that kind of foresight. They’ll probably have Lesnar become the #1 contender and then scramble to build up a match against Triple H when they already have Reigns who has plenty of heat with Hunter. It practically writes itself! Have Reigns get the #1 contender spot, maybe even by pinning Ambrose in the Triple Threat. Let Ambrose and Lesnar have their feud and a big match at WrestleMania. But….then have Ambrose come out and interfere on behalf of The Authority. Ambrose can then take over the “Seth Rollins” role in The Authority, and Reigns will have to feud with his own best friend as well as Triple H. If Rollins comes back by that time, they could have him either rejoin with Triple H and team with Ambrose as enforcers for The Authority…..or have Rollins re-packaged as a face and team him up with Reigns against his former bosses in The Authority. It can go a lot of ways. Chances are, something not so interesting will come out of all this and not a single fuck will be given once it’s all said and done.

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I apologize for not going into detail on Daniel Bryan’s medical retirement from WWE as I am sure the topic has been discussed ad nauseum across the internet (and even within this blog by other writers), so I chose not to reiterate anything about the unfortunate turn of events or Bryan’s untimely departure from the company. I have seen people on the internet speculating on if he will go to TNA or ROH or NJPW or some other wrestling organization, and I have to question them. Didn’t Daniel Bryan have to retire from wrestling in general because of his condition, or did he just have to leave WWE? If he can’t be cleared to compete in WWE, how would be able to compete anywhere else is his health doesn’t allow it? Those remarks must have been made by the same “Stage 5 Clingers” who still insist that CM Punk is coming back to WWE soon. The IWC is always good for a chuckle, if not a disgusted eye roll now and then.

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Some might even say that about my Boot Camp articles, and to those people, I present a heartfelt “Fuck You!”. To the rest of you….the faithful and loyal troops I hold dear, I offer you the invitation to join me back here when the Boot Camp is open for business once again. Our next issue will be the WrestleMania edition, so you know it going to be one of those “must see” events of the year. You don’t want to miss it, so get here early and make sure you get a good seat!

Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries!

 

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The Skirt Sheet

If the last month have taught us anything, it’s to never totally discount the rumours in professional wrestling. Some of us are smart enough to know which ones are false and which ones are not. I guess those rumours could be deemed as leaks seeing as they have been coming true as of late. I, personally, miss the days where there was no Internet and things actually were a surprise. Why do we always have to have shit spoiled for us? With that, I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

Despite the overwhelming rumours about Triple H winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble coming true, this is putting some of us to sleep. Is it best for business? Actually it is. Roman Reigns, was not a good champion during his short duration. I’m not taking anything away from him as a wrestler, because I think he can definitley roll with the big guys. However, despite being The Rock’s cousin, he’s lacking the mic skills of the Great One. It makes sense putting the title on Triple H going into WrestleMania. There really are not many suitable opponents for Reigns to be able to hold a main event match with. People don’t get that it’s totally different as champion and challenger. They want to see a worthy main event champion defend against a strong opponent. Triple H is more than a worthy main event champion, and could probably defend that title against pretty much anybody, including Reigns, and it would be a good solid match. However, Reigns lacks the experience and fan reaction to be able to carry that championship into the main event against say, pretty much anyone. Triple H is a leader, and a tremendous in-ring worker, but he doesn’t need that title. The WWE needs him to have that title. Lets face it, since Seth Rollins got injured, nobody has managed to successfully make the fans happy or respect them while wearing that championship. What was the WWE to do? I’m not complaining, but personally there were some other possible directions the WWE could have taken to swerve us all and make new stars out of. Triple H, was the easiest and safest decision to go with. WWE always plays it safe. That’s why John Cena is on the verge of breaking Ric Flair’s record, despite not actually deserving to. They could have easily gone with Brock Lesnar. They had the option to start fresh with AJ Styles, or Dean Ambrose. I would have done something risky; Chris Jericho, Styles, Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Bray Wyatt. Someone who has the fans, whether they’re heel or face. If you had to take a risk and put a champion in who wasn’t Triple H, what would you have done?

The RAW following the Royal Rumble had some solid matches. Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler, Jericho vs. Styles, etc. The whold premis was for them to be impressed and then later on pick the three most impressive stars to head into Fastlane, and vie for the number one contendership for the WWE Championship. Whoever wins that match goes on to main event WrestleMania 32 against the champion, Triple H. As it turns out, it’ll be Dean Ambrose, vs. Roman Reigns, vs. Brock Lesnar. See you there Roman Reigns vs. Triple H. Gotta love the predictability of the WWE. Although after dropping his WWE Intercontinetal Championship to Kevin Owens this past week on RAW, there is now that slight possibility of Ambrose going over and heading to Mania. He seems to have the fans behind him more so than Roman Reigns. I’m hoping that’s the case.

I would have said a month ago, that it looks like they’re going to go with a triple threat match for the Diva’s championship this month, but they’re not. Instead, they have Charlotte vs. Brie Bella. I’m sorry Charlotte, but that match is going to stink up the card. For someone, who has yet to have a bad match, being saddled with the Bella twat who has the least amount of talent, is going to be difficult to carry. Then we have Becky Lynch teaming up with Sasha Banks to take on Banks’ former Team B.A.D members, Naomi and Tamina. This has disaster written all over it. They’ll likely come out on top but it will probably be who got the win, and then start out as a brawl between Lynch and Banks. I’m still thinking it’ll be a great WrestleMania for the three former NXT women. I sense a Triple Threat match between Charlotte, Lynch and Banks at the show of shows. And what a freaking awesome match that will be.

The tag team division is a fucking joke right now. I cannot support the New Day and their gimmick. It’s gross and disturbing. We have seen every viable championship match combo at least a half a dozen times. Like honestly, how many times do we ahvae to sit through the Uso’s vs. New Day? I like the Uso’s, but the WWE needs more tag teams. They royally fucked up The Ascension. They never should have allowed them to talk. That killed them. They were dead in the water before even getting in with the rest of the sharks. Sin Cara is back, but Kalisto is having a successful singles run. I will be surprised if The Lucha Dragons stay together for much longer. They’ll end up feuding soon enough. Again, what happened to the Prime Time Players? They’re together, then not together, and then together and now not together. With no explanation. Titus O’Neil was getting a push as a singles competitor and then he done and fucked up by touching Mr. Vince McMahon, during the good-bye to Daniel Bryan (more on that later). I think it was a bit much that he was suspended for that, but then again, the boss is apparently trying to reel in his talent to make them better behave and Titus was the unforunate first example of this new thing McMahon has taken on. Maybe O’Neil had a reason for it, it wasn’t aggessive from the footage I saw. Don’t even get me started on the Dudley Boyz. They’re not worth my breath. The tag team divsion seems like it will never be as strong as it was in the 1998-2002 era. There just simply isn’t enough talent to hold people’s interest. Kinda sad really.

The Social Outcasts, are the Job Squad 2.0.. Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Adam Rose and Curtis Axel are jobbers. Were jobbers, and will probably always be jobbers. They could easily add Zack Ryder to that group. King of the Jobbers! Sadly, they are getting more air time than they were previously. And are definitely receiving more air time then The League Of Nations. Wade Barrett deserves so much better. I blame John Cena for that! Yes, I blame Cena. Cena is the WWE’s golden boy, and he doesn’t like Barrett. Feeling is mutual. Barrett doesn’t like him either, and hasn’t hid the fact. It is my theory as to why Barrett keeps getting held down. It’s so frustrating.

As I had mentioned in brief earlier that Daniel Bryan is no longer a WWE Superstar. I doubt he’ll be gone permantely, but sadly his in-ring days are over. Injury plagued, took another amazing talent out of the ring and benched him. Unlike Edge’s good-bye, this one I was expecting. It’s no secret that Bryan’s injuries and their severities, was keeping him away from the ring. Maybe there was that glimmer of hope amongst us fans that we would see him capture at least one more championship. Sadly that won’t happen. I do hope that the WWE uses him and his amazing knowlege to their advantage. I would love to see him take a spot on one of the commentary teams. Maybe Lawler will retire and Bryan can take his place? Yeah? Also, rumour has it that this Sunday will be his wife, Brie Bella’s final match. We can only hope. I doubt any of us will shed a tear. I’m guessing the Bella’s will stay prominently featured on Total Diva’s. It’s no secret that Brie and Bryan want to start a family. Or as Charlotte said on RAW, “goat-faced vegan babies”. Best line ever!

Eva Marie needs to be fired! I cannot stand her. I cannot stand her face, or that stupid ass robe she wears to the ring. Her entrance is boring, her in-ring work is messy. I think she needs to be kicked in the face by a giant horse. If she ever gets her hands on any title within NXT or WWE, I’ll throw a fit. It’ll make me freaking out over Undertaker’s loss to Lesnar two years ago at WrestleMania look like sneeze. She can take Mojo Rawley with her. God that guy creeps me out. It’s dude, you’re fucking 40 (or whatever), act your fucking age. I’ll hype my foot right up scrotum.

Time flies, a year ago my daughter was born, and just last week, she turned a year old. OMG, I have no clue where that year went. Happy Birthday River! (Her first birthday party is this weekend).

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Anyways, that’s it for me this month. See you WrestleMania weekend! Cheers! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Fastlane

Preshow:

1- United States Championship; 2 out of 3 Falls: C) Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Show:

2-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

3-6 Man Tag Match: Ryback, Kane & Big Show vs. The Wyatt’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

4- Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs. Naomi & Tamina

Sarge’s Prediction: Namoi & Tamina

Diva’s Prediction: Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi & Tamina

5- AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

6- WWE Divas Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Brie Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

7- #1 Conters Triple Threat match for WWE Championship:

Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it until WretleMania, See you April 3rd for the Next edition of this little blog that could. Keep it real peeps and enjoy.

Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

December 13, 2015 Leave a comment

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

The Game

Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

farewell steve

Yours Truly

The Game

The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

Hell In A Cell: The Final Match of Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

October 25, 2015 Leave a comment

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Hey Ghosts & Demons, welcome back. Halloween is right around the corner. Hope you all aren’t afraid of the undead. I’m not, why wake up when you can finally sleep, right?? Anyway, lets go….

The Game

WWE 2k16 thoughts w/ Blair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-gPn4ya0

The Skirt Sheet

This will be a very short edition of the Skirt Sheet. I’m sick and hardly in the mood to even do a blog this week. So I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Sasha Banks and Bayley are really making it hard for me to decide which one of their matches is going to be match of the year. Congratulations to the both of them for putting on one hell of a main event at NXT TakeOver: Respect. Triple H and Stephanie need to push the WWE roster diva’s to step it up and put on matches like this and maybe just maybe the current diva’s might have a bit more respect as well. Because twice now, Sasha and Bayley has humiliated the Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Paige, Natalya, Summer Rae, etc.. They all need to step it up. There is no excuse for Naomi, Paige, Natalya to have shit matches. None. Just as we know that Charlotte and Becky Lynch have no excuse to have shit matches. The problem is, the moment girls from NXT, like Paige, Charlotte, Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks, make their way to the main roster, they are told to tone it down so that the other diva’s, like the Bella’s, can keep up. I can just see it know, Nikki going to John, “it’s not fair, I can’t work with these girls. They make me look like crap. Can you talk to Hunter and Stephanie?” Of course he does, “tell those NXT girls to hold back. Nikki can’t keep up.” Hunter/ Stephanie… “girls, we need you to hold back a little. Just for now.”. They are completely missing the problem that most of their main roster diva’s shouldn’t even be there. Nikki isn’t so bad in the ring but if I have to watch Brie Bella get in the ring and attempt to wrestle, I may just claw my own eyes out. It’s like watching a tooth pick running from a rolling pin.

Same can be said for the male superstars. We all know that Neville, and Owens can out wrestle 80% of the current roster, yet, they’re not. We’ve seen guys like Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett, Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, all pull back and not work a match like they own that ring. Guys who have left because they weren’t getting matches, despite the fact they could out wrestle John Cena on every level. Justin Gabriel comes to mind. WWE is notorious for wasting talent.

This past Monday, RAW received one of its lowest ratings in a long long time. 2.1, I believe. Despite having, The Undertaker, Stone Cold, and douche bag (aka Shawn Michaels), on the same show. This is the time that the WWE needs to re-think what the hell is wrong, and fix the damn thing.

So apparently John Cena and Randy Orton are taking time off. Orton’s already gone, and Cena isn’t. However apparently he is already being booked to defend his US championship on December 26th. At least let him go. I’m so tired of this ass-hat’s face that I don’t want him to ever to return. He sucks!!

My little girl is vastly approaching 9 months in November. Can’t believe how much time has just flown by. For her first Halloween, even though she is too young to go out trick or treating, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put her into her first costume… A little lamb. One that looks rather bunny-ish.

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I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Halloween. As usual we have our Halloween Party. This year I will be working the room as the “Rowdy” one…Roddy Piper. Minus the blonde short hair. I just can’t rock that look. Lol!! See you next month for Survivor Series. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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FATAL 4-WAY FANATICS……………………

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Figured I’d leave the intro to Enzo and Big Cass this week and keep it simple because I tried to think about it on my own, and realized that there’s very little about me that can’t be taught. LOL I mean, a lot of things could be taught, but nobody would want to take the classes! Like it or not, “Sarge 101” is off the docket for this semester. There can be only one!!

The world could only handle one of me anyway. It’s better like this. Trust me!

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While I sit here trying to think of something wrestling related to talk about, I do have an update on the home front. I started working at Walmart last week. I am one of the guys who unload the trucks when they come in and stock the shelves after the supplies have been offloaded and separated by their departments. It’s only been a week, but I am really liking it so far. Aside from the slight issue I am having with adjusting my sleep schedule (I work until 11PM and don’t get to bed until almost 1AM most of the time). It’s not so much a “not getting home by then” problem as it is a “a dude’s gotta eat” problem. That, and the drive home mixed with the rush of just being done with my shift (and grabbing some food because I am always starving after work) gives me a second wind, and I need time to chill out before I can go to bed and actually have any hope of falling asleep.

Sure, I am tired and sore. I’ve felt that way all week, but I am hoping to be more used to it very soon. I’m back to being a productive member of the household and that means my family’s holiday season isn’t going to suck. In fact, I heard my wife already has all our Christmas shopping done. She must be feeling that shift toward the positive that this new job is bringing about in our lives. Our kids will be happier, too, and for that reason alone, I will do whatever it takes to help that become a permanent feature in our lives.

If this year’s Halloween is any indication, things are going to get a lot better around here than they have been in the past six months. About damn time, too! Here are my son and daughter in their costumes. Enjoy……

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Kaden loves his Iron Man suit and his gloves light up and make sounds. A bit excessive for a kid’s Halloween costume, but he and Aly use their other costumes for playing “dress up” for the rest of the year. After this year’s trick or treating, they will have one more outfit to put in their bins.

For Halloween this year, I will be dressed as a Walmart associate. Yep, I have to work that night. I hope my wife takes some good pictures.

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Sorry if I seem like I have been rambling a little bit here, but I am also having some trouble thinking of anything to talk about that has to do with wrestling. Sure, I can talk about NXT TakeOver: Respect and the finale of the Dusty Rhodes tag team tournament…or the fact that a women’s title match headlined a WWE live special for the first time in history. I can, but I won’t because those things have been talked about constantly since that night. It’s been covered, and we all get it. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s all amazing as Hell. I just don’t want to comment on something that a hundred other people have brought up in the past week. It’s not that I don’t care. I just want to keep things fresh.

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Aside from it being rather corny and easy to figure out, I have to admit the whole thing between Corporate Kane and Seth Rollins is actually kind of funny. Kane playing both sides of the character (Corporate & Demon Kane) gives the fans what they have been wanting for a while….only in smaller doses. People wanted “masked Kane” to come back when Kane returned from his leg injury. I like the Demon better anyway, but Corporate Kane has become rather comical lately. This is exactly what Rollins needs. Someone to keep him interesting. His shtick is really getting old, and Demon Kane has literally come into the picture to light a fire under Rollins’ ass and make him step it up. I know there isn’t much chance they’ll have Kane win at Hell In A Cell, but it’s been fun since this Corporate/Demon mash-up thing started. It’s hokey and something we may have seen back in the 80’s, but that is where we can find the charm in this whole mess!

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I used to hate The New Day, but I have really begun to enjoy them since Xavier Woods brought out the trombone. He’s turned every moment he and his group are on screen into a celebration of sheer goofy exuberance. That trombone provides the soundtrack to everything The New Day does, and sadly….that also includes Big E’s pelvic gyrations. Please make it stop!! Don’t make me start a petition. The New Day wanted to “Save The Tables”. I can speak for myself and the rest of my Fatal 4-Way team mates that we may very well begin our own movement…..”Save Our Lunches” to help us not want to lose them every time we see that undulating miscreant on our screens!! In that case, the trombone accompaniment does NOT help make it any better.

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Before I get out of here, I just want to say I am so glad this article wasn’t due next week. With WWE2K16 coming out on Tuesday, I have a feeling my free time is going to be sucked away by this game for quite some time.

By the next time we do this thing, I should have had my fill of that game and you can be assured that my undivided attention will be all yours. Not trying to be creepy. Just telling it like it is. I’ll catch you next time, troops!

Until then………YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid!

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Royal Thoughts. Man I can’t believe it has been a month since the last time I wrote a blog! A lot has changed in the month for me. I recently quit my job that I was working at for the last 10 years. It was a big move for me. I was offered a new job and I decided to go for it! I just started training this week and I am so far liking it a lot. It is kinda a new thing for me so at times it will be challenging but overall I should do well. I have a great support staff who will be there for me if I need any help. That’s enough of personal life for now so lets talk about some wrestling!

I have to be honest I haven’t really watch much WWE in the last month or so. I just haven’t really been in the mood to watch it. Ever since the new season of TV has started I have been focusing my time watching shows that keep me entertain. Lately WWE hasn’t been doing that. Also I find when I don’t have cable I don’t watch it live. I guess I will have to d/l or stream it. I’m going to try my best to watch some more.

But I still get some wrestling news. I heard John Cena will be leaving for two months(I have to give credit to pwinsider.com). He is doing a TV Show. I’m not too sure what show it is because they are being tight lipped about it. So you know what that means then?! He will be off WWE TV!! Perhaps WWE will actually focus more on their other talent now that he is gone for a couple of months? I doubt it but who knows maybe Vince will see something in a talent that he has never seen?

How cool was it to see James Storm come on NXT the other night?! I was waiting for that jump. In case you didn’t know Storm has been wrestling for TNA for the last few years. I saw him wrestle on TNA for a bit and I thought to myself at the time he would do well if he came over to WWE. Now this is his chance. Well I hope WWE doesn’t drop the ball on him. But I knew he would be part of the WWE family when I read online that he didn’t have an actual contract with TNA anymore earlier this year. I mean it is the right thing to do. You’re looking out for your family first. If someone is going to offer you a good job from where you were working you’re going to take it. You have to thing what’s best for business as Triple H and Stephanie will say! Haha Anyway I wish James Storm the best of luck in NXT!

So I guess I should talk about Hell In The Cell PPV. It is this Sunday. The Main Event is The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar in the Hell In The Cell match. I picked Brock to win. But I wouldn’t be upset if The Undertaker won the match too. Taker is known for this match so I wouldn’t really be surprised if he goes over. But their last match at SummerSlam Taker got the win. So they are even at 1 a piece. This is the tie breaker. I also heard this will be the last match these two guys have too. I mean really you can’t really top that type of match with another match. Unless they were to do a Ladder Match or TLC match. But I think The Undertaker needs to stay away from those types of matches. He’s almost 50 years old. But you know he is still pretty awesome! I’m sure one day The Undertaker will retire. But if he can still put out decent matches why retire right? Also he actually showed up for a house show in Mexico and wrestled! He rarely does that too! So the Mexican fans got a pretty cool treat! I have seen The Undertaker live a few times. It is pretty cool watching him live. His entrance alone is worth the money for admission! So Brock for the win!

Speaking about Brock, I’m not sure what he is going to do after The Undertaker. I wouldn’t mind seeing WWE put him in a program with Kevin Owens. I think that would be pretty awesome! Those two would put on some great matches. Or have him go after the WWE World Championship. If he beats The Undertaker that would make the most sense.

So the WWE World Championship will be defended this Sunday at the PPV. It will be your WWE World Champion Seth Rollins vs Kane. Yay?! Is anyone really looking forward to this match? I mean no offence to Kane but he shouldn’t be in the main event now. It should really be Dolph Ziggler or Roman Reigns. But it isn’t. Oh well. I’m sure this match will be all right but still I’m not really looking forward to it.

One match that I’m kinda curious about is the Open Challenge for the US Championship. John Cena is defending it. But it is a mystery as to who is going to wrestle him. I have three random picks as to who I think is going to challenge Cena 1) James Storm. We know he was just in NXT so wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up to face John Cena and take him out? 2) Chris Jericho These guys have always had great matches and Chris seems to make surprise returns. 3) Jeff Hardy I know it is a long shot but lately with the TNA talent who are leaving it wouldn’t shock me to see Jeff Hardy back in WWE real soon!

There are other matches which are happening at the PPV this Sunday and I gave my predictions below. So you guys should check them out and compare them to my other Fatal 4 Way bloggers!

Also I’m happy to announce that Jake The Snake Roberts will be in Niagara Falls next year for Comic Con. They are announcing five other Legends who will be part of it. I’m pretty sure HBK will be another one. I heard they are announcing it early November. So we shall see!

So that’s it for me for this month Fatal 4 Way! Have a great weekend and enjoy the PPV if you’re going to watch it!

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or email me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Hell In A Cell

Kick-Off Show:

Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville vs. King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev
Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville
The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville

PPV:
-Hell In A Cell Match:
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction: Romany Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte
Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella via DQ (thanks to Paige)
The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

King Greg’s Prediction:Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
Diva’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE United States Championship; Cena’s Open Challenge: C) John Cena vs. ???

Sarge’s Prediction: ???
Diva’s Prediction: ???
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

King Greg’s Prediction: ??? I’m going to say James Storm

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Game’s Prediction: Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-Hell In A Cell Match: The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker
Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker
The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. My lap top has decided to pick fonts, colour and size on it’s own. Tis the season for possessed technology, right? Anyways, happy and safe halloween. See you in November for Survivor Series.

WWE Payback 2015 and so much more


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It seems just like yesterday that we were here, giving you the low-down. I feel there has been a shift in the force of the Fatal 4-Way blog. I wonder what it might be?

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Welcome back. I can’t believe Payback is so close to Extreme Rules. I actually almost missed this months pay-per-view all together. My near-tardiness aside, it’s time I shut it and get to bidness.

So I want to thrust out there my theory on the main event of Payback. The fatal 4-Way containing all former members of The Shield vs. Randy Orton. Of course The Shield memebers are not fighting together, but seperately. Or are they?

Hear me out. Ever since the surprise break-up of The Shield and how it went down, I’ve always had this feeling that one of the most historic and legendary stables in wrestling isn’t over. If I was booking it, I would do exactly what they’ve done so far. Make Seth Rollins join The Authority, and then use that power to get him the WWE Championship, while making it look like he hates Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns (and vice-versa). For nearly a year this goes on, and people no longer hope that The Shield will get back together. Then at Payback, all that changes. They attack Randy Orton, and then the go after J&J Security, and Kane. Then hunt Triple H and Stephanie. It would be the ultimate way to take over the WWE. Something WWE failed to allow the original NEXUS to do. Anyways, my theory is that they are all still secretly working together, to slowly take down The Authority. All that sounded better in my head the few days they actually broke up, lol.

Recently I’ve engaged in a debate about the use of Sami Zayn on RAW two weeks ago. They did with him, what I thought they should have done with Neville originally. However, I would have had him beat John Cena, or have Rusev cause a disqualification. Having Zayn go over would have been a swerve that could have really thrown people through a loop and it wouldn’t have been as predictable. Something fresher. Oh well. The WWE is notrious for not doing anything out of the norm.

I find it funny that WWE did what I originally thought they should have done with Neville by having him come out and challenge Cena. He even went over via disqualification. Which is decent booking. However should have been done on the first night of his debut.

I’ve been so busy that I’m actually going to keep this super short. Between looking and buying a house, dealing with my super wiggly 3-month old, and the opening day protest/demo at Marineland, I’ve been super busy. My friend who is a trained animal investigator, and who is leading the charge on helping Kiska. What she found was this;

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This is Zeus. He’s a full-grown male walrus at Marineland in Ontario Canada. Last year we were concerned about his weight as he was thinner than Apolo, the other male walrus. This is worse. He’s sickly small. You are not suppose to see the bones of a walrus, and here you can see Zeus’ shoulders. He’s too small for a male walrus, and even too small to be a female. This here is the height of animal cruelty. I know it’s not wrestling related but I found that I just had to say something. These pictures are disturbing, and this needs to be stopped. The OSPCA and the Canadian government has ignored us before, but they can’t possibly ignore this.

So I’m out to fight the good fight. Now we have three animals to focus on. Kiska, Smooshi and now Zeus. We are still making sure that the best will happen for all the animals imprisoned at Marineland, but these are the onese that need us now! Until Next month, Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Extreme Rules Highlights,Jon Jones’ status for UFC 187: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvg5GEVSlgI

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, look what the cat dragged in. Good to see another packed house here in the old Boot Camp, and I am sure you are all just chomping at the bit to get things rolling. That’s what I like about my troops. It’s always hard to tell whether you are simply loyal and on the same page with me, or if you are all huge gluttons for punishment.

Let me set it straight from the beginning. I have a feeling this WWE Payback edition of the Boot Camp is going to be fairly short. I don’t have a lot on my mind, and too many topics have been done to death. I am not one to continue to beat the proverbial dead horse, and no, I am not making a masturbation joke here. I wish I was. Actually, that is kind of funny. I’ll take credit for that.

What do ya say we just hit the ground and run with this bitch? You ready? Better be, cupcake.

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Let me go on record right now and say that I am deathly sick and tired of The Authority. I am sick and tired of Seth Rollins and his panty waist chicken shit tactics. We just see the same things every week, and it causes the outcomes of PPV matches to be predictable, if not disappointing. Whoever is writing the scripts for these people every show must either have tunnel vision, a one track mind, no imagination, or be a huge fan of the movie ‘Groundhog Day’. I find a little too much satisfaction every time I see Seth Rollins eat an RKO or a spear these days. It’s not because the writers are being good at their jobs and making me hate Seth Rollins. They are making me hate the product in general by feeding us something that is sub-par, repetitious and an insulting waste of our time.

This whole Authority storyline has been going for over a year now, and has resulted in Seth Rollins breaking up The Shield to go on his own and becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion (with tons of outside help, of course). It needs to stop, or at least take a new direction. I say the main event at Payback is the best place to set things in motion. All three former members of The Shield are in the Fatal 4-Way match together. We all know how Seth Rollins has become unhappy with how The Authority is always making life difficult by trying to make him a better champion. He has to get fed up of all of this eventually. Maybe it could even drive him to…..once more be the “architect” and reform The Shield with Ambrose and Reigns in what would be the biggest swerve of the year, no doubt. It doesn’t have to happen at Payback, but seeds can be planted in the minds of those involved to bring about that change in the coming months….perhaps to come to a head at SummerSlam. Big things happen on the bigger PPVs, so why not SummerSlam? I guarantee the first time the fans here that familiar Shield entrance theme once again, and all three of them come down together, there won’t be a dry seat in the house!

But…..with WWE’s notoriously bad logic, all this will only happen in our minds, and instead, they will make AxelMania and Macho Mandow win the tag team titles.

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It’s nice and nostalgic for Damien Sandow to go around imitating Randy Savage, but I honestly think Jay Lethal did it better as “Black Machismo”. However, calling Sandow’s take on Savage “White Machismo” sounds a little too racist for some reason.

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As I was taking a leisurely drive down the information super-highway (or just looking through my Facebook news feed), I came across an article announcing that McDonald’s has introduced a newly reimagined version of The Hamburglar. Yet another part of my childhood has been ruthlessly murdered right in front of my eyes. This guy looks like a hipster in a bad raccoon outfit. Maybe this Hamburglar is going to steal everyone’s burgers in an effort to force us all to go vegan, or maybe he will only enjoy hamburgers ironically.

Whatever the case, as I was reading through the comments in the article where this was posted, I found two rather hilarious comparison pics that, I promise you, I did NOT make up. I can’t take credit for these, even though it does totally look like something I would have done.

One of the pics said the Hamburglar looked like Repo Man

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And if that wasn’t bad enough, there was also someone who said the Hamburglar looked like Cesaro.

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If you ask me, I think all the new Hamburglar has going for him is that he has a good chance of giving Grimace, Mayor McCheese, the Fry Guys, the Burger King, and even Ronald McDonald himself a run for their money as the creepiest, most likely to be a pedophile fast food icon of the new millennium.

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Hey, remember when I told you this was going to be short? Well, here we are. Already at the end! Would I lie to you? Of course not. The Sarge is a man of his word. Some of those words may be a bit more “colorful” than others at times, but if you want to hear any more of those, you’ll just have to wait until next time. We are not doing a blog in two weeks for the Elimination Chamber PPV, so you’re off the hook until sometime next month. Have fun, be safe and try to keep your noses clean. I know….where’s the fun in that? Hey, just make sure your ass is firmly planted right here next time the Boot Camp is open for business!

Until then, YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: I’m not short. I am just more down to Earth than other people.

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Hello there my royal readers(I mean subjects) and welcome to the 1st Edition of The Royal Thoughts by yours truly The real King of blogging about professional wrestling King Greg! That’s right, you heard right you will bloody well call me the King! Don’t be a wanker about it! Let’s get this blog going shall we!

A fortnight ago WWE RAW was held in Montreal Canada. Usually strange things happen in Montreal. Once again something did happen. It was the debut of Sami Zahn on RAW. If you haven’t heard of him he is one of the most bee knees wrestlers from NXT! He accepted that wanker John Cena’s challenge for the US Championship match. Of course before all of that happened Bret Hart made an appearance and some people thought he was going to accept Cena’s open challenge. But he was only there to introduce Sami. Of course that other wanker Health Slater had to interrupt things but Bret Hart didn’t have any of that shambles and he kicked arse against Slater and it was bye bye Slater! Sami and Cena had a great match but that damn Cena(or wanker) ended up winning his match! Bloody hell! Here’s hoping Sami will get another match up against Cena at some point in time! 🙂

So we have a Dog’s Bollocks PPV this weekend. It is call Payback! In the main event we have a Fatal 4-Way match(no you wankers it isn’t Diva vs King Greg vs Sarge Vs Steve) it is the bee knees Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. My pick for this match is Seth Rollins. So far he has been pretty good as champion! I hope he gets to be champ for a while! He deserves it! I’m kinda happy they added Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into this match. It makes it even more exciting! Isn’t it bee knees to have all three former Shield members in the main event?! I always knew those guys would be headlining a PPV together at some point! King Greg is very proud to see that happen!

Moving along I’m pretty bloody upset that Daniel Bryan has to give up his IC Championship! What a piss off! Bryan is once again injured and we don’t really know how long he is going to be out of action. I feel bad for the guy because he is such dog’s bollocks performer! I really want to see him wrestling in the ring! Plus his promos are bloody well fantastic! Let’s just hope he will back sooner rather than later!

I want to congratulate my fellow King Barrette on winning this years King of the Ring. I know he will make a great King and I’m sure he won’t disappoint the masses! Perhaps one day we will meet and we can discuss about of Kingdoms and how we have some so many servants who serve us. LOL

I have some bloody good news about TNA! Impact will be moving from Friday nights to Wednesday nights now. That’s great news for those of you who still watch the show! Is that five of you? LOL Anyway good for TNA!

But I also have some bad news from TNA it seems that wanker Jeff Hardy broke his leg while riding his bike. I actually saw the footage of it and it looks bloody well horrible! I hope he recovers and gets back in the ring when he can! He is a talented wrestler indeed!

All right my loyal readers I must end this blog for now. The King has some other things he must do! I hope you enjoy the blog and I hope you have a great long weekend! Until next time, this has been your bloody wicked King! Cheers!

PS I hope you guys enjoyed this new blog. I wanted to change things up and try something new. Let me know how you feel about it @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I love to hear from you!

WWE

Payback

Kick-Off: Axel & Mandow vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

Diva’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

The Game’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

King Greg’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

PPV:

Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback (by DQ after reunited Wyatt family attacks)

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Neville vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville

-WWE Tag Team Championship;Best 2 out of 3 Falls: C)New Day vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: New Day

The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this month. I know we haven’t had a Quote of the Month lately, but it’s because nobody is saying anything remotely quote worthy. When they do, I’ll be on it. Cheers!