Discussing the Show of Shows; WRESTLEMANIA 32!!

In Memory Of

Eiji Ezaki (Hayabusa)

November 29, 1968-March 3, 2016

and

Gary Lee “Charles” Fulton

March 9, 1949-March 5, 2016

and

Kris Travis

December 16, 1983-March 31, 2016

Are you ready for WRESTLEMAAAAANIAAAAAAA?!!! Probably not, lol. Doesn’t look to be a strong event but none the less us loyal and maybe even stupid fans will still tune in, and then one of two things will happen; we will either be surprised and love it or we will shit all over it. I doubt there will be any inbetween. So doubt it. Lol!!

As you can see not only did we kick-off the Mania blog with an “In Memory Of” but we kicked it off with two. Probably not the most well known to most of us North Americans is the first one; Japanese Professional Wrestler, Eiji Ezaki, also known as Hayabusa. He lead a wonderful career that ended too soon when he went to do a top rope moonsault and landed on his head, paralyzing him. He then began a music career and was suppose to meet a friend and bar tender on the night of his death, but never showed up. He died of a subarachnoid hemorrhage. He was 47.

Gary Lee Fulton wrestled in North America under the name Journeyman Charles Fulton. He began his career in 1968 and worked right until 1992. He even worked for the World Wrestling Federation at one point. His wife stated that he had been dealing with a bad heart for about 30 years, but it finally killed him when he died of Congestive Heart Failure.

Kris Travis was a British wrestler who may not be super well known to North American fans, but was well loved and respected among the global wrestling community. Such a young soul to be taken from the world, he passed away this past Thursday after losing his battle to stomach cancer.

So now with all that sad stuff out the way, on to the other sad stuff…Talk of WrestleMania. Enjoy the read peeps….

Hey everyone, how are we doing today? I can’t believe March is over already and Easter too! I hope everyone had a great Easter(if you celebrated it). My Easter was good. I actually went home a few days before Easter to celebrate my birthday and Easter with my family. It was very nice! We went out to this nice restaurant in Guelph. It was a nice visit! I also got my teeth cleaned too! Lol Anyway lets get on with some wrestling.

First I’m going to talk about something positive! I went to see Jake The Snake Robert’s show at a comedy club in St. Catharines. Yeah it was such an honour to see his show! He really had some funny stories from the road. He also talked about his struggle with his life and how he has changed for the better! He is a remarkable guy and he is actually really down to earth! If you get a chance to see him do his show, please do so! You won’t be sorry! I will probably see him again in June when he is at Niagara Falls Comic Con along with Shawn Michaels and Ricky Steamboat.

Now it is time to get into the negative stuff…WrestleMania 32. I don’t know about you guys but this card looks pretty bad. There are only really two matches I want to see on this PPV and that is Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar and Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch. Those seem to be the ones that I am really interested in! That’s pretty bad. First off I want to say Dean Ambrose should be the WWE World Champion. He shouldn’t of lost against Triple H at the Roadblock a few weekends ago. He actually won the match but the ref said his feet were under the ropes?! I don’t know, it was a close one. But anyway Dean should be in the main event, it shouldn’t be Roman Reigns. Don’t get me wrong I do like Roman but he shouldn’t be in the main event at WM 32.

The three-way for the Divas championship is going to be a great wrestling match! I wouldn’t be shocked if this match steals the show! We all know all three of these women can wrestle and if WWE lets them put on a great 20 minute match I’m sure the fans will love that! I’m hoping for good things to come out of this match! I hope I don’t get disappointed!

Now onto the WWE World Championship match between Roman Reigns vs Triple H. I don’t really see Triple H going over in this match. Too be honest the majority of the fans will be cheering on Triple H in this match. Even though he is the heel, it is WWE’s fault for shoving Roman down our throats. The fans don’t want to see this match and Vince thinks we do. So what ever! Lol

I don’t know what’s going to happen between Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match. If Shane wins he gets control of RAW, if The Undertaker loses he can’t wrestle at WrestleMania anymore. Well for one thing I don’t want to see The Undertaker lose. I don’t think it would be right for Shane McMahon to beat The Undertaker. The Undertaker is WrestleMania. I know he has lost one match against Brock at WM and that should only be it. He shouldn’t have to lose to Shane. But I guess we will see what happens. If Shane does win control of RAW that could be good too I suppose. But I guess we will see what happens.

Those are the top matches, there are more matches but to be honest I just don’t really care to write about them. Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles will be good, but we have already seen it so many times already! Lol

Anyway that’s it for me, enjoy the PPV is you’re going to watch it! See you next time! Have a nice day!

If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

OOOOOOOHHHHH, Fatal 4-Way!!! Don’t you dare be sour. Clap for your friendly neighborhood Sarge….and feel the POWWWEERRRRRR!!

It’s the Boot Camp, yes it is!

Actually, people….forget that whole “clap” thing. I’ve heard “the clap” can be some nasty shit. Always wear protection, guys! Seriously. The New Day with all their hip gyrations and talking about clap. That’s just sick to actually come out in front of a national television audience and glamourize venereal diseases like that. I thought WWE was rated PG. Someone ought to take those silly llama dicks off of New Day’s heads and slap some Trojans on those fuckers STAT!

Hahaha…oh, that was great. But, all joking aside, welcome to the WrestleMania 32 edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp! One more time!! Here we are to have a little fun talking about this year’s Showcase of the Immortals. Let’s skip the formalities and get this bitch rolling, shall we?

Now, long-time fans of the Boot Camp will know that every WrestleMania edition, I like to post my list of completely random thoughts and talking points known as “RandomMania”. Well, there have been rumblings within the team that this year may be our final run as the Fatal 4-Way. With that said, this year’s WrestleMania edition could very well be our last one. Sure, we’ve had some fun with the randomness in the past, but this time, I wanted to have a good solid game plan going into this big issue. What better subject matter to discuss than the matches themselves?

First off, we have the Kick-Off show, featuring the 3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal. Not to crap all over the legacy of Andre, but this Battle Royal is really just a way of throwing every mid-low card schlub who didn’t already have a match on the main card into a match that some people might even forget about or miss entirely (being on the pre-show and all). Honestly, not having the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a match featured on the main WrestleMania card and dumping it to the Kick-Off show is kind of a slap in the face to Andre in the first place. However, that’s only my opinion. It’s sad to think that WWE uses this match as filler rather than as a fitting tribute as it was meant to be.

Coming up next, we have the WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match. Huge match! Huge opportunity for any of the participants. Any of them….except maybe a small few who have no business being anywhere near the fucking ring during the match. I’m talking about Zack Ryder, Sin Cara and Stardust. What the actual fuck were they thinking slapping three of the roster’s most lovable losers into the picture for a title shot at something none of them deserve. Stardust should be wasting everyone’s time in the Andre Battle Royal. Sin Cara should have turned heel and be feuding with Kalisto for the US title in a jealousy angle that started with the end of the Lucha Dragons tag team when Sin Cara turned on his more successful fellow luchador. Zack Ryder should have stayed hyped with that goofy bastard Mojo Rawley back in NXT and be watching Mania from the locker room. Is this possibly due to the amount of injured superstars who could have been more legitimate participants in this match? Things that make you go……bbbbllllaaarrrffffff!!!

Moving on….let’s talk a minute about AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This is one of the matches I am really looking forward to. I was a little leary of seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring at first, but he is growing on me. The fact that Chris Jericho has been all up in AJ’s chili since the Royal Rumble has sort of kept Styles back, if you ask me. It’s just Jericho all the time. I will be glad to see this feud die, and hopefully it will happen this Sunday. When it does finally end, it only makes sense for AJ Styles to move on with the final victory over Y2J. Or, is it….Y2Jackass?? That kills me every time! I can’t believe nobody came up with it sooner. AJ Styles sounds like a little mop-topped Stone Cold right there. LOL

What’s next? Oh, right. The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz. I say The Usos are going to take this simply because The Dudley Boyz seem to have become the latest victims of WWE’s lack of creativity. They have had Bubba Ray and D’von turn away from what they have been known for their entire careers (putting people through tables) and it honestly just makes them an average tag team. There is no more anticipation of if/when the tables will come out. Face it….The Dudleys are just “duds” now. The Usos are far more colorful and entertaining. The Dudleys kind of suck now, but it’s really not even their fault. At least they can say they are still better than The Ascension. I don’t recall Konnor and Viktor winning a match since maybe a couple months after their main roster debut.

If you ask me, the WWE United States Championship match between Kalisto and Ryback makes about as much sense as an airplane being wrecked by hitting a deer. I don’t see the reasoning behind it except to give Ryback something to do that night. He just sort of showed up and has been in Kalisto’s grill…basically acting as a bully. Kudos to WWE for promoting an anti-bullying campaign and then promoting one of their superstars who is being a bully. #WWELogic makes my damn head hurt sometimes!

Remember when I talked about the Andre the Giant Battle Royal being used a filler and a way to give people who had nothing better going on to have a match at WrestleMania? Well, here is another such case. The 5-on-5 Diva’s Match. This thing is a clusterfuck in every sense. All they did was take five of the cast members of Total Divas and team them against five other “heel” Divas. Here’s the funny part….they put Eva Marie as a member of the Total Divas team, which is essentially the “face” team in this match. Eva Marie is universally hated in NXT, and for good reason. She stinks on ice, people! Seriously. She has all the wrestling ability of a pair of Luke Harper’s dirty underwear. Got that visual now? You’re welcome. You might say you really didn’t need it, but admit it! You did! You totally DID!! Anyway, aside from maybe Natalya and Paige, this match will be a huge waste of time, but I know WWE is always looking out for the fans. This will be our cue to make a trip to the shitter and have some time to refill our beer and nachos….or whatever you might be stuffing down your face holes during the show. It won’t be a total waste of time as long as you use that time wisely. Fuck, for all I care, go and have a quickie in the bedroom! I won’t judge.

The No Holds Barred Street Fight between Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar is going to be a mess. I have to say I have liked the build-up for this match simply because Ambrose is ridiculous and a lot of fun to watch. I know a lot of you don’t share that opinion, but hey….whatever. This match will be ugly, no doubt. I am sure Ambrose will make it fun in the process as he carries Lesnar’s lumbering carcass around the arena. I mean, as much fun as a No Holds Barred Street Fight is going to be, anyway.

Next up, we have The New Day vs. League of Nations in a 4 on 3 handicap tag match. Everyone is saying The New Day is at a disadvantage for once because they are in the unique situation of being outnumbered. Sure, I can believe that. What I don’t believe in is that The League of “Booty” still has any chance of winning. The New Day have proven themselves to be very resourceful and sneaky…even willing to cheat when necessary to get the win. I hope they do, and not just because I chose them in my predictions. The League of Nations is just so dull, I am praying for the day this faction goes the way of the Dodo and we never EEEEEEEEEEVERRRRR see or hear from it…… A-GAIN!!

Let’s just get the WWE World Heavyweight Championship talk over with so we can get it out of our mouths for good. If you ask me, Triple H becoming the World Champion at the Royal Rumble was probably the best thing to come out of this feud. He is the lesser of two evils seeing how Roman Reigns is so widely disliked by the WWE fans and the IWC sheep. I really don’t hate Roman, but I also do not want to see him as champion. This is a long shot, but with Dean Ambrose having crossed paths with Triple H at WWE Roadblock, and Reigns currently facing off against The Authority….what would happen if say, Seth Rollins makes his return during the World title match after Ambrose runs down to interfere. However, Rollins then turns on The Authority and The Shield reunites to powerbomb Triple H through the announce table and effectively put The Authority off TV for a long time. This would also help to tie into another scenario if Shane McMahon gains control of Monday Night RAW, it would give The Authority that “excuse” they’d need for an extended leave of absence from WWE programming.

Another match I am actually looking forward to seeing is the WWE Diva’s Championship Triple Threat Match. I think the main reason why I am so eager to see this match is because there is a good chance that a new champion will be crowned. I am getting a little tired of Ric Flair involving himself in Charlotte’s matches. It cheapens her status as a legitimate champion, but I guess that’s part of the point. I think it’s just a way to allow Naitch to be at ringside to ogle and grope Charlotte’s opponents under the guise of “interference”. No disrespect to the two-time Hall of Famer, but it’s just getting creepy now. Regardless, it will be interesting to see what happens in the Women’s division after WrestleMania. I have heard the entire division is being revamped and the term “Diva” is no longer going to be used. Also, I have seen an article that states the fruity butterfly title belt is going away. About fucking time!! There is a lot at stake in this Triple Threat match, and with these proposed changes coming soon, there is a lot to look forward to in the Women’s division in the coming weeks

What can be said that hasn’t already been said about Shane McMahon and The Undertaker? This has to be the biggest match of the night. It’s even bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship match is the sheer magnitude of what hangs in the balance. If The Undertaker wins, Shane is gone for good. If Shane wins, he gains complete control over Monday Night RAW and The Undertaker is finished. As much as it makes sense for Taker to murder Shane inside that cell, I hope that’s not the case. The ramifications of a Shane McMahon victory far outweigh the results of any other outcome. Shane promises the dawn of a new WWE if he gains control. This is the kind of change that the company is in extremely dire need of. That said, WWE logic would dictate Shane loses at Mania, and the same shit will continue as normal. Shane losing this Sunday will be deeply disappointing for me personally because I am hoping to see this change that he has described in the past month. Shane loses, then all that big talk was nothing more than, well….talk. We get nothing out of this except maybe a match that is really hard to watch in some cases. The promise of brutality in this match is astronomical. We got a taste of that on RAW last Monday night when Shane performed his trademark “Leap of Faith” from the ring post to the announcer’s table. Fans new and old ate that shit up like it was the best thing they’d seen in nearly a decade, and….they were probably right. Unfortunately for Shane, the cell will be between him and the announcer’s table in his match against The Undertaker. The only way he can do his flying elbow drop onto The Deadman at WrestleMania is if he pulls a Mick Foley and jumps off the top of the cell itself. This isn’t the Attitude Era, and I doubt WWE will allow anyone to put themselves in harm’s way to that extent these days. Who knows? I guess we will have to wait and see how this all goes down.

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Alright, troops. That’s all I’ve got for you this time. Nothing else to really say but, enjoy WrestleMania (if you can). The fallout alone should be something we can all look forward to. I’ll catch up with you all next time. Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Welcome to the WrestleMania edition of The Skirt Sheet. All things WrestleMania, mixed in with some bitching. I aim to please, lol. So Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness.

So Fastlane back in February was a predictable joke. What transpired since then shows that the direction the WWE is going is, well all over the bloody place. Nobdy knows where to go or what they’re doing. If the WWE higher-ups would just listen to their talent and their fans, thigns might look better than this current WrestleMania 32 card.

First Mistake: Not following through on a storyline that they started between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar. They started it, but just sort of put it on the back burner. Both guys are apparently very unhappy with this, and were open about it. If Brock Lesnar was put into the title picture at WrestleMania to help with the lack of top teer talent who are all out on injuries, then it would be a different story, but he’s not. He’s in a program with the lunatic fringe, Dean Ambrose. WWE should finsih what they started, and that was suppose to be Wyatt vs. Lesnar. The Wyatt’s aren’t even really involved in WrestleMania, so they will likely involve themselves in the match between Lesnar and Ambrose, either during or after.

Second Mistake: Putting a guy the fans clearly hate in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match and shoving him, ala John Cena, down our throats. Despite being a babyface, the fans have been crapping all over Roman Reigns since the first time he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s been so bad they had to take him off of television for a while, and create fake injury and surgery in hopes the fans would find sympathy with Reigns. It didn’t work. The heat is still on Reigns, and Triple H who is suppose to be the heel is getting all the cheers no matter what he does. The more the WWE tries to get the fans behind Reigns, the more they hate him. He may look like a champion, may even have the work ethic, but he cannot talk worth shit and what does come out of his mouth is so cocky and fake sounding, that he’s lost majority of his supporters. What the fans clearly wanted was for Dean Ambrose to be against Triple H at WrestleMania 32. They aren’t getting what they want and have been begging for. They want Ambrose as champion.

Dean Ambrose continues to have great matches, including the one teaser/taste of Ambrose vs. Triple H at Roadblock in Toronto, and he’s hot with the crowds. It’s been awhile since the fans have found someone to really get behind. I mean truly get behind. I’m not talking the brainwashing the WWE had to do with Cena, by catering to all children, horny teenage females, and the young homosexuals, but this time the true, hardcore and faithful, long-time fans have found someone they want. That they want to see succeed since CM Punk. Ambrose is serious, yet exhudes a dry sense of humour that mature fans love, and has mad mic skills, in-ring ability, and charisma.

I get the WWE is scrambling to fill holes that have been left from the injured superstars, and that list is rather extensive; Seth Rollins, John “Barf” Cena, Randy Orton, Neville, Sting, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Daniel Bryan, and even Nikki Bella. Daniel Bryan’s officially retired from wrestling due to all his injuries. It’s sad because he was such a solid worker, and truly loved this business. He was an amazing draw and had a lot a head of him. His career was definitley amazing but full of hardships. Must suck to get to the top and then have to let go of everything because you’re plagued by injuries. I feel for him and will miss him. Tyson Kidd might be in a smiliar situation after suffering a major neck injury. He’s such a talented in-ring performer who still has much to add to his accomplishments. As a huge fan of Tyson’s, I don’t want his career to end now. I want to see him soar and reach great heights. Neville is the recent addition to the list of injured superstars after suffering a broken ankle in his match against Chris Jericho a few weeks back. Jericho apparently got pissed off at referee Charles “lil’ Naitch” Robinson for not stopping the match. Either way, Neville’s WrestleMania is ruined, as I’m sure he was scheduled to be a part of the ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship.

Side Note: On RAW Last Week, before it was even announced….

I called it! Just saying!

For the record, it’s not cocky if I can back it up. Lol!

A major question is, how will the WWE manage to fill up a 4-hour show? With the lack of talent right now, they’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why would they even attempt the Andre The Giant Battle Royal? And why put it on the pre-show? They can’t possibly have enough superstar power to fill that one match. So far they have yet to really show that they do have the talent. So far it’s past winner Big Show, Kane, The Social Outcast, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango (where the fuck has he been lately??), Damine Sandow (see Fandango side note), Darren Young (Fandango note), Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, and R-Truth. Aside from Tyler Breeze, who should have been in the ladder match and Zack Ryder in this shit-hole of a match, the line-up sucks. I think I just answered my own question as to why this is on the pre-show. Because no one watches the fucking pre-show. Breeze in the battle royal and Ryder in the ladder match? That’s horrible, then again the WWE isn’t exactly known for their excellent booking strategy.

If there ever was an ample opportunity to showcase the NXT talent, it’s at WrestleMania. At Roadblock, they had the NXT tag team champions The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore, and they put on a wonderful match. It was one of the better matches at Roadblock.

If stars from NXT are used at WrestleMania, it will all depend on what happens at NXT Take Over Dallas two nights before Mania. They would likely be used in the Battle Royal as fillers. I guess we will find out.

Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar will be in a “No Holds Barred” “Street Fight”. Why all the quoation marks you ask, well… For starters, isn’t a “street fight” already “no holds barred”? And, isn’t a “street fight” suppose to take place in the street and not start in the ring? Lets face it, it’s been a very long time since a WWE “street fight” has started anywhere but in the ring and stayed mostly in the ring. Not very street like is it? O it’s not technically a street fight. Remember that strange, yet epic street fight between Goldust and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania 12? That wasn’t even billed as a street fight, I think they called it a Hollywood Backlot brawl, or something. Either way, it took place mostly outside of the ring, and even included a tacky OJ Simpson-like car chase. Yes it eventually ended up in the ring, but it started in the “streets”. I would love to see something like that happen, minus Lesnar in women’s underwear. Yuck! I think I just puked in my mouth. No matter what, it should be a solid match. Afterall, legend Mick Foley gave Ambrose “Barbie” and Terry Funk gave him a chainsaw. I’m actually looking forward to this one.

I’m also looking forward to the WWE Diva’s Championship triple threat match between champion, Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch. These ladies have some serious in-ring talent. It’s nice to see them get a chance to showcase it. I would love to see Becky Lynch take the title. She never had the chance to be NXT Women’s Champion, so this would be a sweet way for her to become champion. I’m just not sure we will see a title change here. Also, wouldn’t now be a great time to retire the stupid Diva’s championship and bring back and restore the damage legacy to the former Women’s Championship belt? Thank-you Michelle McCool, Layla and Candice Michelle for ruining a belt that great women once held. Fucking twat waffles!

**Addition: According to the wrestling dirt sheets, there is a major rumour going around that this Monday after WrestleMania, there will no longer be a Diva’s Championship title belt but a brand new Women’s Championship title belt that is apparently similiar in design to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt but smaller and on a white strap. May I just say, Thank-God!

I tweeted the WWE that I would pay them if they did NOT book Kalisto vs. Ryback for WrestleMania 32. Needless to say, I don’t have to pay them. I’ve got nothing against Kalisto, but I don’t see Ryback as a good wrestler. He’s good at injuring people because he’s fucking sloppy. I wouldn’t be surpried if he was the one behind half the injuries on the list above of injured superstars.

They apparently booked a 5-on-5 diva’s match to allow the other diva’s to get paid. If a match gets bumped, it’ll likely be this one, and I’m ok with that. This one is complete shit! SHIT I say!! Summer Rae, Lana, Emma, Tamina, and Naomi against, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, and Eva Marie. They ran out of diva’s on the main roster that they had to bring up Eva Marie from the NXT roster. A self-proclaimed female wrestler with the ability of a spatcula and the fans hate her. Not that the talent in this match is any better. Aside from Natalya, Paige, Emma and Naomi, the rest can’t really wrestle. Tamina, isn’t horrible but she’s nothing but power moves, and lack of skill and corridination. You watch her, after she slams someone, she generally just stands over them like waiting for something to come to her to do next. Lana has never even had a match before. Her last feud was with Summer Rae and now they’re like all buddy-buddy? Alicia Fox is sloppy. Not Ryback sloppy but pretty damn sloppy. The worst part is I want to like her but I can’t. Brie Bella. What can I say about Brie Bella? As a person outside of the ring, I really like her. I like that she’s down to earth and environmentally cautious and such. In the ring, she’s fucking horrible. She knows 5-moves! 2 are her hubby’s movies, the yes lock and the kicks, then she has the drop kick which she can do from standing and the top rope (bravo, that still counts as one fucking move), the Bella Buster, and a clothes-line (every woman should know how to use a clothes-line, sorry not a femminist here). So yes this will suck. We will just lable this Vince’s Boner match for all you fellas. For me it’s go pee match number two. Right behind Ryback vs. Kalisto.

For go pee match number three it’s the Dudley’s vs. The Uso’s. I’ll be letting out some alcohol during these three matches.

Since I’ve already talked about Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and how this will likely end in a way that people are pissed right off, I’ll go to the more important match, which I would like to call the “What were they thinking?” Match.

Hell In A Cell! Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker. If Shane O’ Mac wins, he gets control of RAW, and if Undertaker loses, this will be his LAST WrestleMania. Which could very well be his retirement match. Shall we start from the beginning? I’m a huge Undertaker fan. I’ve never wanted him to lose at WM. Pretty sure I’ve made that quite clear in the past. I’m also a fan of Shane O’Mac’s. I marked out huge over his return. I was so excited that it took me a few days to really digest what the fuck just happened. The Undertaker can’t and shouldn’t lose to Shane McMahon, yet, the WWE needs Shane badly for television. So now what? Undertaker deserves a better retirement match and should be against someone who truly deserves this honour. Triple H comes to mind. You can’t have a count-out or a disqualification in a Hell In A Cell match. You have to have a clear winner. But who? Admittingly, this isn’t an easy match to predict, however, judging from some of the rumours circulating, the WWE is preparing a brand-split. Again. RAW vs. SmackDown. This suggests that Shane McMahon is walking out the winner. My buddy thinks it’ll be Shane going over and Undertaker “retiring” but then Shane re-hires him. Darren doesn’t think that the Undertaker will go out with little to know fan-fare and the match he deserves. Although I agree that Undertaker deserves a better retirement match, with all the bells and whistles, I could see the man behind the Undertaker being the type to prefer to retire quietly. I guess all we can do is wait and find out. I’ll have tissue ready just in case. Lol! I have these ones that have a cool touch. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to this match, I just wish it was a bit different for both men. I do like the fact that it’s not all that predictable.

Should be an interesting event. As always I’ll be throwing a small party. I just hope it doesn’t completely suck. My prediction for RAW the night after is that we will likely see Bayle, and Samoa Joe OR Finn Balor on the main roster. Guess that depends on what happens at NXT Take Over.

As always, enjoy the event, whether you’re at home or in Dallas at WrestleMania, either way have fun and stay safe. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

WrestleMania 32

Dallas, Texas

April 2, 2016

Kick-Off Show:

-3^rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal:

Participants: Kane, Big Show, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane (because I have no f’n clue)
Diva’s Prediction: who cares……. Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

WrestleMania 32:

-WWE Intercontintal Championship Ladder Match:

C) Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

– AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles
Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-Tag Team Grudge Match: The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s
Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE United States Championship: C)Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto
Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

-5-on-5 Diva’s Match: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige vs. Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma

Natalya & Eva Marie & Lana

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma
Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige, Natalya & Eva Marie

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma

-No Hold’s Barred Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-Battle For Tag Team Supremacy: New Day vs. League of Nations

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day
Diva’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: League of Nations

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Triple H vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match: C)Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-Hell In A Cell (Shane McMahon wins, he gets control of RAW and Undertaker has to retire):

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

Sarge’s Prediction: Shane McMahon
Diva’s Prediction: Oh this kills me to do this…Shane McMahon

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for us this month, we will see you at the next WWE Event. Enjoy WrestleMania 32, if you can. It looks like there could be some last minute changes. Matches moved around, and all that jazz to make room for longer matches for the more worthy ones. Be safe and enjoy!

Fastlane Predictions and so much more…

In Memory of

Brian “Axel Rotten” Knighton

April 21, 1971 to February 4, 2016

Welcome back to this months Fatal 4-Way. This will be it until WrestleMania weekend, April 3, 2016. We get a nice break come March, but it doesn’t mean that we stop watching the product. Horrible as it may be. Nope we keep continuing. Lets hope it doesn’t start with an “In Memory Of…”. However, don’t hold your breath. Grandfather and legendary wrestler, Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham, age 74, has recently been hospitalized and apparently was close to death. So lets hope the man pulls through. In case you’re wondering who his grandchildren are, they are WWE Superstars Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas. I guess we just have to BO-lieve. OMG I can’t believe I went there.

Speaking of this months, “In Memory Of”, some of you might not know Axl Rotten, unless you are hardcore fans of ECW before it became the WWE verison. Rotten was part of the Bad Breed in ECW, and then moved back to the independent circuit where his career had begun. He was only briefly featured at one WWE ECW-event in 2005 at One Night Only. After that he had one appearance in 2010 in TNA. His career never trult made it off the ground. He apparently had his fair share of struggles. He spent a lot of time in a wheel chair, after his career ended with a severe spinal injury. He was found by police in a McDonald’s parking lot. I could make a joke about the food being the death of him, but that would be uncouth. Although I sort of just did. To all the Axl Rotten fans, friends and especially family, our deepest sympathies.

With that said, we move on…

Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way. How is everyone doing these days? I’m been pretty good thanks! I have been busy with my new job at Ting. I work with a lot of great people! I really do enjoy my job! Just to let you know they are hiring in the St. Catharines Area if interested! Anyway let’s get down to some wrestling business!

Well it is official, Daniel Bryan is retiring from professional wrestling. This isn’t a joke either. He can’t wrestle anymore. It isn’t good for him. He doesn’t want to risk his life. I don’t blame him either. I don’t want to see that either! I have so much respect for the guy and he has done so much for the business. Sure I will miss him but I’m sure whatever he does now he will be happy! Also his wife Brie will be retiring in the summer once her contract ends with the company. That’s a blessing too! Lol I think Diva is very happy with that news as well!

So the Royal Rumble PPV wasn’t too bad. The match it self was good but predictable. Triple H ended up coming out at the end at number 30 and he ended up winning the Royal Rumble Match to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Another surprise that happened in the Royal Rumble match was the debut of AJ Styles!! Yes he is back in the WWE! He made his appearance and stayed in there for about 25 mins. That was pretty cool to see! I’m glad he is here in the WWE. I just hope they know how to use him right!

This Sunday is the WWE Fastlane PPV. The main event is a triple threat match between Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. The winner of that match will face Triple H at WrestleMania 32. I’m picking Dean Ambrose. I really would like to see him face Triple H in the main event! I think he deserves it! He is so over with fans right now, it would be the best thing to do for business. Well that’s what I think anyway! I will see if Vince McMahon feels the same way! Lol

Some sad news to report, Bret Hart announced that he has prostate cancer. I feel so bad for The Hitman. He has gone through so much in his life and now he has to battle cancer. I know he will beat it. He has beaten everything else that has come up against him! I am rooting for him and everyone else who loves Bret Hart are rooting him too! Go Bret Go! His surgery was last week and everything went well for him! Now he is on the mend and he will defeat cancer!

CM Punk is injured and he won’t be able to start his UFC fight until later this year. I think I’m hearing it will happen probably late summer. Could you imagine if it was the same weekend as Summer Slam? Haha I wonder if wrestling fans would watch it? I’m curious to see how does. It should be fun! I don’t care if he wins or loses I just want to see if he can do it!

WWE network are releasing some new TV shows. One show I want to check out is the new Edge and Christian show! Omg it looks so stupid but funny stupid! I can’t wait to see that one!

I’m not sure how the WM 32 card is going to shape up to be. I heard rumours of who is going to face The Undertaker but now I’m not sure if that’s going to happen. I guess we will have to wait and see. They better come up with something good for The Undertaker because he is what makes WM special.

Anyway that’s it for me for this month! I hope you enjoy WWE Fastlane if you decide to watch it! Have a nice day!

If you want to get a hold of me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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BOOT CAMP

What’s good, Guardians??

So, how did you all like the Royal Rumble? Yeah….that’s what I thought. There was good and bad to it. Lots of people are pissed about Triple H coming back to win the World Heavyweight title. Lots of people….but not me, because I picked him in my predictions as a total spit ball, long shot “pulled it out of my ass” kind of thing……and I ended up calling it DEAD ON! I can’t predict a singles match to save my life, but I called the 30-Man Rumble winner for the first time in forever (sorry if anyone suddenly had ‘Frozen’ flashbacks)….and probably the only time in my life that I will get that one right ever…….EEEEEEEEEEEEVER…..a-gain!

#Jericoholic

I really liked where this new angle with the Wyatt Family was going. Taking out all the “titans” in WWE and becoming the new “Gods”. I have always wanted the Wyatts to become the dominant stable, and since the Rumble, it looked like things were on the way to changing in their favor. They had taken down everyone from Undertaker and Kane to Big Show and Ryback. The list of victims was undeniably impressive. But….that #WWELogic had to catch up with them, and that all fell apart for the Wyatts after two of their past conquests suddenly came back like nothing ever happened. The Wyatt Family needs to become the Plecostomus of the WWE. You know…one of those ugly ass sucker fish that cling to the side of tank, gobbling up all the nastiness that would otherwise cause the tank to resemble a toilet at Taco Bell.

The Wyatt Family should be the ones who run through the roster and methodically cleanse WWE of all the dead weight and bullshit that is currently dragging the product down. Whether or not this causes the Wyatts to appear as faces, heels or even anti-heroes….I’d call it a win-win for all of us in the grand scheme.

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How’s everyone feeling about AJ Styles since the Rumble? I’d say he’s doing rather well even though he already has faced his first loss in a rematch against Chris Jericho. All things considered though, the fans seem to be supporting him 100%. The internet blew up the second he walked out onto the stage at the Royal Rumble. There wasn’t a dry seat in the house! However….he still has a lot to prove in WWE, especially since they choose to absolutely forget about anything Styles has done before signing with WWE. They see him as a rookie with some past experience under his belt….but won’t acknowledge all the past titles he has held in other companies and promotions. WWE likes to do that. They prefer to believe that they are the “be all, end all” in the business of sports entertainment.

They like to believe that….but if they do, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news!

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Speaking of “bad news”, Wade Barrett has announced he is leaving WWE in the near future. He chose not to re-sign with the company. Can you really blame him? He wins King of the Ring, and they do fuck-all with him after that. No title opportunities, no high profile feuds, no big push. No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!

(Hold on a minute. I may have seen ‘A Christmas Story’ a few too many times). Anyway, you get my drift here. Then, Barrett gets lumped into the International Job Squad known as The League of Nations. How the mighty have fallen in that gaggle of has-beens, eh?? King Barrett….enough said. Rusev? A guy who was an undefeated monster until Cena buried him. Del Rio? Dumped Zeb Colter and lost the US title twice this year so far to the same guy! Sheamus? He was WWE World Heavyweight Champion a few months ago, but Roman Reigns happened. He never quite bounced back after that. Push….canceled indefinitely! Really puts the “shame” in Sheamus, doesn’t it, folks?

The League of Nations was on a roll for about a week or two, but then things just declined for no real reason. Del Rio dropped the US title to Kalisto and the League lost a shit load of momentum and relevancy after that. Barrett is simply abandoning the sinking ship before it gets any worse.

I wonder where he’ll end up after he leaves WWE.

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As much as I would like to see Seth Rollins come back during WrestleMania and help Roman Reigns defeat Triple H for the WWE Championship…and then join back with Ambrose to reform The Shield to some capacity, I highly doubt that will happen. The writers don’t have that kind of foresight. They’ll probably have Lesnar become the #1 contender and then scramble to build up a match against Triple H when they already have Reigns who has plenty of heat with Hunter. It practically writes itself! Have Reigns get the #1 contender spot, maybe even by pinning Ambrose in the Triple Threat. Let Ambrose and Lesnar have their feud and a big match at WrestleMania. But….then have Ambrose come out and interfere on behalf of The Authority. Ambrose can then take over the “Seth Rollins” role in The Authority, and Reigns will have to feud with his own best friend as well as Triple H. If Rollins comes back by that time, they could have him either rejoin with Triple H and team with Ambrose as enforcers for The Authority…..or have Rollins re-packaged as a face and team him up with Reigns against his former bosses in The Authority. It can go a lot of ways. Chances are, something not so interesting will come out of all this and not a single fuck will be given once it’s all said and done.

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I apologize for not going into detail on Daniel Bryan’s medical retirement from WWE as I am sure the topic has been discussed ad nauseum across the internet (and even within this blog by other writers), so I chose not to reiterate anything about the unfortunate turn of events or Bryan’s untimely departure from the company. I have seen people on the internet speculating on if he will go to TNA or ROH or NJPW or some other wrestling organization, and I have to question them. Didn’t Daniel Bryan have to retire from wrestling in general because of his condition, or did he just have to leave WWE? If he can’t be cleared to compete in WWE, how would be able to compete anywhere else is his health doesn’t allow it? Those remarks must have been made by the same “Stage 5 Clingers” who still insist that CM Punk is coming back to WWE soon. The IWC is always good for a chuckle, if not a disgusted eye roll now and then.

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Some might even say that about my Boot Camp articles, and to those people, I present a heartfelt “Fuck You!”. To the rest of you….the faithful and loyal troops I hold dear, I offer you the invitation to join me back here when the Boot Camp is open for business once again. Our next issue will be the WrestleMania edition, so you know it going to be one of those “must see” events of the year. You don’t want to miss it, so get here early and make sure you get a good seat!

Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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If the last month have taught us anything, it’s to never totally discount the rumours in professional wrestling. Some of us are smart enough to know which ones are false and which ones are not. I guess those rumours could be deemed as leaks seeing as they have been coming true as of late. I, personally, miss the days where there was no Internet and things actually were a surprise. Why do we always have to have shit spoiled for us? With that, I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

Despite the overwhelming rumours about Triple H winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble coming true, this is putting some of us to sleep. Is it best for business? Actually it is. Roman Reigns, was not a good champion during his short duration. I’m not taking anything away from him as a wrestler, because I think he can definitley roll with the big guys. However, despite being The Rock’s cousin, he’s lacking the mic skills of the Great One. It makes sense putting the title on Triple H going into WrestleMania. There really are not many suitable opponents for Reigns to be able to hold a main event match with. People don’t get that it’s totally different as champion and challenger. They want to see a worthy main event champion defend against a strong opponent. Triple H is more than a worthy main event champion, and could probably defend that title against pretty much anybody, including Reigns, and it would be a good solid match. However, Reigns lacks the experience and fan reaction to be able to carry that championship into the main event against say, pretty much anyone. Triple H is a leader, and a tremendous in-ring worker, but he doesn’t need that title. The WWE needs him to have that title. Lets face it, since Seth Rollins got injured, nobody has managed to successfully make the fans happy or respect them while wearing that championship. What was the WWE to do? I’m not complaining, but personally there were some other possible directions the WWE could have taken to swerve us all and make new stars out of. Triple H, was the easiest and safest decision to go with. WWE always plays it safe. That’s why John Cena is on the verge of breaking Ric Flair’s record, despite not actually deserving to. They could have easily gone with Brock Lesnar. They had the option to start fresh with AJ Styles, or Dean Ambrose. I would have done something risky; Chris Jericho, Styles, Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Bray Wyatt. Someone who has the fans, whether they’re heel or face. If you had to take a risk and put a champion in who wasn’t Triple H, what would you have done?

The RAW following the Royal Rumble had some solid matches. Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler, Jericho vs. Styles, etc. The whold premis was for them to be impressed and then later on pick the three most impressive stars to head into Fastlane, and vie for the number one contendership for the WWE Championship. Whoever wins that match goes on to main event WrestleMania 32 against the champion, Triple H. As it turns out, it’ll be Dean Ambrose, vs. Roman Reigns, vs. Brock Lesnar. See you there Roman Reigns vs. Triple H. Gotta love the predictability of the WWE. Although after dropping his WWE Intercontinetal Championship to Kevin Owens this past week on RAW, there is now that slight possibility of Ambrose going over and heading to Mania. He seems to have the fans behind him more so than Roman Reigns. I’m hoping that’s the case.

I would have said a month ago, that it looks like they’re going to go with a triple threat match for the Diva’s championship this month, but they’re not. Instead, they have Charlotte vs. Brie Bella. I’m sorry Charlotte, but that match is going to stink up the card. For someone, who has yet to have a bad match, being saddled with the Bella twat who has the least amount of talent, is going to be difficult to carry. Then we have Becky Lynch teaming up with Sasha Banks to take on Banks’ former Team B.A.D members, Naomi and Tamina. This has disaster written all over it. They’ll likely come out on top but it will probably be who got the win, and then start out as a brawl between Lynch and Banks. I’m still thinking it’ll be a great WrestleMania for the three former NXT women. I sense a Triple Threat match between Charlotte, Lynch and Banks at the show of shows. And what a freaking awesome match that will be.

The tag team division is a fucking joke right now. I cannot support the New Day and their gimmick. It’s gross and disturbing. We have seen every viable championship match combo at least a half a dozen times. Like honestly, how many times do we ahvae to sit through the Uso’s vs. New Day? I like the Uso’s, but the WWE needs more tag teams. They royally fucked up The Ascension. They never should have allowed them to talk. That killed them. They were dead in the water before even getting in with the rest of the sharks. Sin Cara is back, but Kalisto is having a successful singles run. I will be surprised if The Lucha Dragons stay together for much longer. They’ll end up feuding soon enough. Again, what happened to the Prime Time Players? They’re together, then not together, and then together and now not together. With no explanation. Titus O’Neil was getting a push as a singles competitor and then he done and fucked up by touching Mr. Vince McMahon, during the good-bye to Daniel Bryan (more on that later). I think it was a bit much that he was suspended for that, but then again, the boss is apparently trying to reel in his talent to make them better behave and Titus was the unforunate first example of this new thing McMahon has taken on. Maybe O’Neil had a reason for it, it wasn’t aggessive from the footage I saw. Don’t even get me started on the Dudley Boyz. They’re not worth my breath. The tag team divsion seems like it will never be as strong as it was in the 1998-2002 era. There just simply isn’t enough talent to hold people’s interest. Kinda sad really.

The Social Outcasts, are the Job Squad 2.0.. Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Adam Rose and Curtis Axel are jobbers. Were jobbers, and will probably always be jobbers. They could easily add Zack Ryder to that group. King of the Jobbers! Sadly, they are getting more air time than they were previously. And are definitely receiving more air time then The League Of Nations. Wade Barrett deserves so much better. I blame John Cena for that! Yes, I blame Cena. Cena is the WWE’s golden boy, and he doesn’t like Barrett. Feeling is mutual. Barrett doesn’t like him either, and hasn’t hid the fact. It is my theory as to why Barrett keeps getting held down. It’s so frustrating.

As I had mentioned in brief earlier that Daniel Bryan is no longer a WWE Superstar. I doubt he’ll be gone permantely, but sadly his in-ring days are over. Injury plagued, took another amazing talent out of the ring and benched him. Unlike Edge’s good-bye, this one I was expecting. It’s no secret that Bryan’s injuries and their severities, was keeping him away from the ring. Maybe there was that glimmer of hope amongst us fans that we would see him capture at least one more championship. Sadly that won’t happen. I do hope that the WWE uses him and his amazing knowlege to their advantage. I would love to see him take a spot on one of the commentary teams. Maybe Lawler will retire and Bryan can take his place? Yeah? Also, rumour has it that this Sunday will be his wife, Brie Bella’s final match. We can only hope. I doubt any of us will shed a tear. I’m guessing the Bella’s will stay prominently featured on Total Diva’s. It’s no secret that Brie and Bryan want to start a family. Or as Charlotte said on RAW, “goat-faced vegan babies”. Best line ever!

Eva Marie needs to be fired! I cannot stand her. I cannot stand her face, or that stupid ass robe she wears to the ring. Her entrance is boring, her in-ring work is messy. I think she needs to be kicked in the face by a giant horse. If she ever gets her hands on any title within NXT or WWE, I’ll throw a fit. It’ll make me freaking out over Undertaker’s loss to Lesnar two years ago at WrestleMania look like sneeze. She can take Mojo Rawley with her. God that guy creeps me out. It’s dude, you’re fucking 40 (or whatever), act your fucking age. I’ll hype my foot right up scrotum.

Time flies, a year ago my daughter was born, and just last week, she turned a year old. OMG, I have no clue where that year went. Happy Birthday River! (Her first birthday party is this weekend).

Anyways, that’s it for me this month. See you WrestleMania weekend! Cheers! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Fastlane

Preshow:

1- United States Championship; 2 out of 3 Falls: C) Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Show:

2-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

3-6 Man Tag Match: Ryback, Kane & Big Show vs. The Wyatt’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

4- Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs. Naomi & Tamina

Sarge’s Prediction: Namoi & Tamina

Diva’s Prediction: Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi & Tamina

5- AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

6- WWE Divas Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Brie Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

7- #1 Conters Triple Threat match for WWE Championship:

Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it until WretleMania, See you April 3^rd for the Next edition of this little blog that could. Keep it real peeps and enjoy.

Hell In A Cell: The Final Match of Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Hey Ghosts & Demons, welcome back. Halloween is right around the corner. Hope you all aren’t afraid of the undead. I’m not, why wake up when you can finally sleep, right?? Anyway, lets go….

WWE 2k16 thoughts w/ Blair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-gPn4ya0

This will be a very short edition of the Skirt Sheet. I’m sick and hardly in the mood to even do a blog this week. So I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Sasha Banks and Bayley are really making it hard for me to decide which one of their matches is going to be match of the year. Congratulations to the both of them for putting on one hell of a main event at NXT TakeOver: Respect. Triple H and Stephanie need to push the WWE roster diva’s to step it up and put on matches like this and maybe just maybe the current diva’s might have a bit more respect as well. Because twice now, Sasha and Bayley has humiliated the Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Paige, Natalya, Summer Rae, etc.. They all need to step it up. There is no excuse for Naomi, Paige, Natalya to have shit matches. None. Just as we know that Charlotte and Becky Lynch have no excuse to have shit matches. The problem is, the moment girls from NXT, like Paige, Charlotte, Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks, make their way to the main roster, they are told to tone it down so that the other diva’s, like the Bella’s, can keep up. I can just see it know, Nikki going to John, “it’s not fair, I can’t work with these girls. They make me look like crap. Can you talk to Hunter and Stephanie?” Of course he does, “tell those NXT girls to hold back. Nikki can’t keep up.” Hunter/ Stephanie… “girls, we need you to hold back a little. Just for now.”. They are completely missing the problem that most of their main roster diva’s shouldn’t even be there. Nikki isn’t so bad in the ring but if I have to watch Brie Bella get in the ring and attempt to wrestle, I may just claw my own eyes out. It’s like watching a tooth pick running from a rolling pin.

Same can be said for the male superstars. We all know that Neville, and Owens can out wrestle 80% of the current roster, yet, they’re not. We’ve seen guys like Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett, Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, all pull back and not work a match like they own that ring. Guys who have left because they weren’t getting matches, despite the fact they could out wrestle John Cena on every level. Justin Gabriel comes to mind. WWE is notorious for wasting talent.

This past Monday, RAW received one of its lowest ratings in a long long time. 2.1, I believe. Despite having, The Undertaker, Stone Cold, and douche bag (aka Shawn Michaels), on the same show. This is the time that the WWE needs to re-think what the hell is wrong, and fix the damn thing.

So apparently John Cena and Randy Orton are taking time off. Orton’s already gone, and Cena isn’t. However apparently he is already being booked to defend his US championship on December 26th. At least let him go. I’m so tired of this ass-hat’s face that I don’t want him to ever to return. He sucks!!

My little girl is vastly approaching 9 months in November. Can’t believe how much time has just flown by. For her first Halloween, even though she is too young to go out trick or treating, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put her into her first costume… A little lamb. One that looks rather bunny-ish.

I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Halloween. As usual we have our Halloween Party. This year I will be working the room as the “Rowdy” one…Roddy Piper. Minus the blonde short hair. I just can’t rock that look. Lol!! See you next month for Survivor Series. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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BOOT CAMP

FATAL 4-WAY FANATICS……………………

Figured I’d leave the intro to Enzo and Big Cass this week and keep it simple because I tried to think about it on my own, and realized that there’s very little about me that can’t be taught. LOL I mean, a lot of things could be taught, but nobody would want to take the classes! Like it or not, “Sarge 101” is off the docket for this semester. There can be only one!!

The world could only handle one of me anyway. It’s better like this. Trust me!

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While I sit here trying to think of something wrestling related to talk about, I do have an update on the home front. I started working at Walmart last week. I am one of the guys who unload the trucks when they come in and stock the shelves after the supplies have been offloaded and separated by their departments. It’s only been a week, but I am really liking it so far. Aside from the slight issue I am having with adjusting my sleep schedule (I work until 11PM and don’t get to bed until almost 1AM most of the time). It’s not so much a “not getting home by then” problem as it is a “a dude’s gotta eat” problem. That, and the drive home mixed with the rush of just being done with my shift (and grabbing some food because I am always starving after work) gives me a second wind, and I need time to chill out before I can go to bed and actually have any hope of falling asleep.

Sure, I am tired and sore. I’ve felt that way all week, but I am hoping to be more used to it very soon. I’m back to being a productive member of the household and that means my family’s holiday season isn’t going to suck. In fact, I heard my wife already has all our Christmas shopping done. She must be feeling that shift toward the positive that this new job is bringing about in our lives. Our kids will be happier, too, and for that reason alone, I will do whatever it takes to help that become a permanent feature in our lives.

If this year’s Halloween is any indication, things are going to get a lot better around here than they have been in the past six months. About damn time, too! Here are my son and daughter in their costumes. Enjoy……

Kaden loves his Iron Man suit and his gloves light up and make sounds. A bit excessive for a kid’s Halloween costume, but he and Aly use their other costumes for playing “dress up” for the rest of the year. After this year’s trick or treating, they will have one more outfit to put in their bins.

For Halloween this year, I will be dressed as a Walmart associate. Yep, I have to work that night. I hope my wife takes some good pictures.

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Sorry if I seem like I have been rambling a little bit here, but I am also having some trouble thinking of anything to talk about that has to do with wrestling. Sure, I can talk about NXT TakeOver: Respect and the finale of the Dusty Rhodes tag team tournament…or the fact that a women’s title match headlined a WWE live special for the first time in history. I can, but I won’t because those things have been talked about constantly since that night. It’s been covered, and we all get it. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s all amazing as Hell. I just don’t want to comment on something that a hundred other people have brought up in the past week. It’s not that I don’t care. I just want to keep things fresh.

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Aside from it being rather corny and easy to figure out, I have to admit the whole thing between Corporate Kane and Seth Rollins is actually kind of funny. Kane playing both sides of the character (Corporate & Demon Kane) gives the fans what they have been wanting for a while….only in smaller doses. People wanted “masked Kane” to come back when Kane returned from his leg injury. I like the Demon better anyway, but Corporate Kane has become rather comical lately. This is exactly what Rollins needs. Someone to keep him interesting. His shtick is really getting old, and Demon Kane has literally come into the picture to light a fire under Rollins’ ass and make him step it up. I know there isn’t much chance they’ll have Kane win at Hell In A Cell, but it’s been fun since this Corporate/Demon mash-up thing started. It’s hokey and something we may have seen back in the 80’s, but that is where we can find the charm in this whole mess!

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I used to hate The New Day, but I have really begun to enjoy them since Xavier Woods brought out the trombone. He’s turned every moment he and his group are on screen into a celebration of sheer goofy exuberance. That trombone provides the soundtrack to everything The New Day does, and sadly….that also includes Big E’s pelvic gyrations. Please make it stop!! Don’t make me start a petition. The New Day wanted to “Save The Tables”. I can speak for myself and the rest of my Fatal 4-Way team mates that we may very well begin our own movement…..”Save Our Lunches” to help us not want to lose them every time we see that undulating miscreant on our screens!! In that case, the trombone accompaniment does NOT help make it any better.

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Before I get out of here, I just want to say I am so glad this article wasn’t due next week. With WWE2K16 coming out on Tuesday, I have a feeling my free time is going to be sucked away by this game for quite some time.

By the next time we do this thing, I should have had my fill of that game and you can be assured that my undivided attention will be all yours. Not trying to be creepy. Just telling it like it is. I’ll catch you next time, troops!

Until then………YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Royal Thoughts. Man I can’t believe it has been a month since the last time I wrote a blog! A lot has changed in the month for me. I recently quit my job that I was working at for the last 10 years. It was a big move for me. I was offered a new job and I decided to go for it! I just started training this week and I am so far liking it a lot. It is kinda a new thing for me so at times it will be challenging but overall I should do well. I have a great support staff who will be there for me if I need any help. That’s enough of personal life for now so lets talk about some wrestling!

I have to be honest I haven’t really watch much WWE in the last month or so. I just haven’t really been in the mood to watch it. Ever since the new season of TV has started I have been focusing my time watching shows that keep me entertain. Lately WWE hasn’t been doing that. Also I find when I don’t have cable I don’t watch it live. I guess I will have to d/l or stream it. I’m going to try my best to watch some more.

But I still get some wrestling news. I heard John Cena will be leaving for two months(I have to give credit to pwinsider.com). He is doing a TV Show. I’m not too sure what show it is because they are being tight lipped about it. So you know what that means then?! He will be off WWE TV!! Perhaps WWE will actually focus more on their other talent now that he is gone for a couple of months? I doubt it but who knows maybe Vince will see something in a talent that he has never seen?

How cool was it to see James Storm come on NXT the other night?! I was waiting for that jump. In case you didn’t know Storm has been wrestling for TNA for the last few years. I saw him wrestle on TNA for a bit and I thought to myself at the time he would do well if he came over to WWE. Now this is his chance. Well I hope WWE doesn’t drop the ball on him. But I knew he would be part of the WWE family when I read online that he didn’t have an actual contract with TNA anymore earlier this year. I mean it is the right thing to do. You’re looking out for your family first. If someone is going to offer you a good job from where you were working you’re going to take it. You have to thing what’s best for business as Triple H and Stephanie will say! Haha Anyway I wish James Storm the best of luck in NXT!

So I guess I should talk about Hell In The Cell PPV. It is this Sunday. The Main Event is The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar in the Hell In The Cell match. I picked Brock to win. But I wouldn’t be upset if The Undertaker won the match too. Taker is known for this match so I wouldn’t really be surprised if he goes over. But their last match at SummerSlam Taker got the win. So they are even at 1 a piece. This is the tie breaker. I also heard this will be the last match these two guys have too. I mean really you can’t really top that type of match with another match. Unless they were to do a Ladder Match or TLC match. But I think The Undertaker needs to stay away from those types of matches. He’s almost 50 years old. But you know he is still pretty awesome! I’m sure one day The Undertaker will retire. But if he can still put out decent matches why retire right? Also he actually showed up for a house show in Mexico and wrestled! He rarely does that too! So the Mexican fans got a pretty cool treat! I have seen The Undertaker live a few times. It is pretty cool watching him live. His entrance alone is worth the money for admission! So Brock for the win!

Speaking about Brock, I’m not sure what he is going to do after The Undertaker. I wouldn’t mind seeing WWE put him in a program with Kevin Owens. I think that would be pretty awesome! Those two would put on some great matches. Or have him go after the WWE World Championship. If he beats The Undertaker that would make the most sense.

So the WWE World Championship will be defended this Sunday at the PPV. It will be your WWE World Champion Seth Rollins vs Kane. Yay?! Is anyone really looking forward to this match? I mean no offence to Kane but he shouldn’t be in the main event now. It should really be Dolph Ziggler or Roman Reigns. But it isn’t. Oh well. I’m sure this match will be all right but still I’m not really looking forward to it.

One match that I’m kinda curious about is the Open Challenge for the US Championship. John Cena is defending it. But it is a mystery as to who is going to wrestle him. I have three random picks as to who I think is going to challenge Cena 1) James Storm. We know he was just in NXT so wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up to face John Cena and take him out? 2) Chris Jericho These guys have always had great matches and Chris seems to make surprise returns. 3) Jeff Hardy I know it is a long shot but lately with the TNA talent who are leaving it wouldn’t shock me to see Jeff Hardy back in WWE real soon!

There are other matches which are happening at the PPV this Sunday and I gave my predictions below. So you guys should check them out and compare them to my other Fatal 4 Way bloggers!

Also I’m happy to announce that Jake The Snake Roberts will be in Niagara Falls next year for Comic Con. They are announcing five other Legends who will be part of it. I’m pretty sure HBK will be another one. I heard they are announcing it early November. So we shall see!

So that’s it for me for this month Fatal 4 Way! Have a great weekend and enjoy the PPV if you’re going to watch it!

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or email me at gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Hell In A Cell

Kick-Off Show:

–Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville vs. King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev
Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville
The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville

PPV:
-Hell In A Cell Match: Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction: Romany Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte
Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella via DQ (thanks to Paige)
The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

King Greg’s Prediction:Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
Diva’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE United States Championship; Cena’s Open Challenge: C) John Cena vs. ???

Sarge’s Prediction: ???
Diva’s Prediction: ???
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

King Greg’s Prediction: ??? I’m going to say James Storm

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Game’s Prediction: Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-Hell In A Cell Match: The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker
Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker
The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. My lap top has decided to pick fonts, colour and size on it’s own. Tis the season for possessed technology, right? Anyways, happy and safe halloween. See you in November for Survivor Series.

Saying Good-Bye To Roddy Piper & SummerSlam 2015

In Memory of

Roderic “Rowdy Roddy Piper” Toombs

April 17, 1954-July 31, 2015

Hey there people, I hate to start of the blog with negative news, and as I’m sure you all have heard by now that Wrestling legend and WWE Hall of Famer, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, passed away suddenly at his home on July 31st. He died of a heart attack in his sleep. We are all saddened and shocked by this news, but the Rowdy one will never be forgotten.

We here at the Fatal 4-Way, send our deepest sympathies to his family and friends. Rowdy in Peace Hot Rod!! We all love you down here!!

So who is excited for SummerSlam? I am, so much so that as soon as Stephen Amell of Arrow was added to a match, I got the WWE Network! Lol!!! Love it! Anyways, I’ll shut it and get to damn bidness.

So this is totally happening…

I’m super stoked for it. I pretty much figured that if Stephen Amell was involved some way that he would either be teaming or in the corner of Neville, and I knew it would be against Stardust, but I thought The Miz not King Barrett would be involved. To all of you who know me, know that this must kill me to have Amell and Neville on one side, and King Barrett on the other. I love Barrett, and I love Amell and Neville, so what is a girl to do? Find out in my predictions. It’s not an easy choice for me to choose.

Pretty much the rest of the card is looking mediocre for being a 4-hour pay-per-view. Four hours makes me tired just thinking about it that my planned day-time nap, is now gone out the window as Mat is hosting game day at our place and all of his friends will be at our place during the day and mine will be here for the pay-per-view. I’m ok with that, as long as none of his friends are hanging around for the event. Our place isn’t big enough, and I want to enjoy my friends not his. Lol!! I don’t really have a problem with them, it’s just that’s way too many people, and makes for a tiring day of hosting that many people. However, moving on…

The diva’s match looks really good. It’s going to be a hard match to call because Team PCB (Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch) are probably the coolest and most skilled at actual wrestling, bus so is Naomi and Sasha Banks. The rest can just bugger off. The Bella’s and Alicia Fox will just use hairography as a way to distract from their horrible wrestling skills. Nikki Bella is the only one in that three-some that has a decent move set. Brie is so bad that she makes Alicia Fox look good, which says something because she stinks as bad as an unclean litter box. I have no problem with Tamina, except that she goes in, does some power moves and that’s it. Does she have an actual skill set? Considering that both Team B.A.D (Naomi, Tamina and Sasha Banks) and Team PCB, all have had the upper hand means I could see Team Bella coming out on top. After all, you can’t have the twin who is fucking the company’s biggest douche bag since Shawn Michaels, lose. Can you? He’s not going to lose so why should his fish-monger girlfriend lose as well? Somethings are just too damn obvious.

It’ll be great to see Undertaker back at a non-WrestleMania event. It’s been way too long. Lets just hope Brock Lesnar doesn’t win because I no longer have a balcony to toss my couch out over. I don’t think it would have the same impact if I pushed it off the front porch.

Mathew and I have our fourth annual Halloween party coming up, and I had been wracking my brain about what I should do for a costume. Then one of the most shockingly sad things happened in a long time to the wrestling world and it’s long-time fans… “Rowdy” Roddy Piper died suddenly. So as a way to pay tribute to the “Hot Rod”, I’m going to go as Piper for Halloween (minus the wig because those are so uncomfortable). So if anyone has any idea how I can make a set of bag pipes, email me (which can be found at the end of this blog). I must say this, Roddy Piper was one of the best heels I have ever seen in the wrestling business, yet he was a super nice, average guy. He didn’t live beyond his means and he worked hard to keep his family together. I was shocked and heartbroken when I heard of his passing. I’m so thankful I got a chance to meet him back in 2005. To his family, and his wrestling family, and other fans like me, I’m sincerely sorry for our loss. He will never be forgotten. Thank-You Roddy Piper!!

Sadly, you guys, I don’t really have a heck of a whole lot to say this month. I’ve been so busy with other things that I just haven’t really had time to think about wrestling. I’m still watching it, it’s just between my fundraising for Kiska (the only captive killer whale left in Canada), to my daughter, to getting settled in our new house, and buying a new car, I’ve been so pre-occupied. I’m guessing this is it for me. I’m sure I’ll think of other stuff later when it’s too late and irrelevant. Oh well, thems the breaks. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hello there my Royal subjects and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts! First off I would like to say I was really sadden to hear about the passing of Rowdy “Roddy” Piper. It is such a shame to hear things like that in the wrestling world. Rowdy was a great heel and fan favourite back in the day. He had some really amazing promos too! I know he was one of the best guys on the mic. He could still do it even when he was last on RAW. He will be missed. RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper! 😦

SummerSlam is this weekend and I will be going over to Diva’s place to watch it with her and some of her wrestling friends. It should be fun! It looks like SummerSlam is shaping up to be a good PPV. We have some great matches including The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar, John Cena vs Seth Rollins, Ryback vs The Big Show vs The Miz, Neville & Arrow vs Stardust & King Barrett and a few more matches too. I’m looking forward to this PPV. I haven’t watched a PPV since WM this year!

Last night I watched an episode of NXT. It was pretty entertaining! I was telling a friend of mine who hasn’t watch WWE in a long time that he should really check out NXT. It kinda reminds me of the time when I watched WWE Superstars and Maple Leaf Wrestling(in Canada) but with a modern twist. I like how NXT uses enhancement talents to help their performers get better. It is cool to see Kevin Owens, Finn Barlor. Samoa Joe, Tyler Breeze, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Baley and many others perform on it! This is the future and it looks really good for WWE. NXT Takeover is tonight and the main event is Kevin Owens vs Finn Barlor in a Ladder Match for the NXT Championship. The second main event is Sasha Banks vs Baley for the Woman’s Championship. It should be a great special. Plus Jushin Thunder Liger is going to be part of it too! He’s a big talent from Japan!

In other news Hulk Hogan got into a lot of hot water. There was some audio which was released with him saying some not so nice things. It pretty much got him fired from WWE right away. It sucks that this happened but Hogan should of known better. This audio he knew was out there and he knew it was going to be bad. He should of dealt with it earlier instead of the way it went down. I don’t know if he will ever learn.

There hasn’t really been a lot of news besides the things I mentioned above. Which is kinda weird when you consider this is the wrestling business! There should be more news.

I haven’t been to a live event in a long time. I think next time WWE is close by I will check out a show. Maybe Diva would like to go with me? Or I could find someone else to go! Haha We shall see! Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy SummerSlam if you’re going to watch it and have a great month and the rest of the summer! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 or e-mail at gl.club17@gmail.com

***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

What’s up, Warriors?

Yep, your friendly neighborhood Sarge is back after taking a powder for the Battleground edition of the Fatal 4-Way. First off, I want to apologize to all my fans….my troops out there in internet land. Whether you missed me, or not….whether you even gave half a shit that I was writing last month, or not…I just want to let you know that I appreciate you all. You aren’t just loyal readers of this column. You are friends. Hell, I might even go so far as to consider you family. We’ve been doing this blog since 2006, and all our success and growth lies completely on all of you, our readers. If nobody cared to come out here and see what the team has to say, or maybe take a look simply to see how far one of us might go to get a reaction…this blog would have been a rather short-lived product. Thankfully, we are still going strong as ever in 2015. Nearly 9 years later and we are still doing this. If you are reading this, then you are part of why we continue to produce our articles and fuse them into this quadruple threat of awesomeness for you each and every weekend when WWE holds a PPV.

You see, it’s the people in life that truly make an impact. They can make one’s life feel completely worthwhile, or like a living nightmare. The people in one’s life can make or break every hour of every damn day, if you think about it. This idea is why I had to take our last edition off. I chose to be absent and not contribute because I was working through some excruciating shit that was making my life a very dark and troubling place.

Brace yourselves….The Sarge is about to get real for a minute!

I can’t pinpoint exactly when things took the turn that they did, but I basically woke up one day and decided that I could not be around people anymore. Working in a retail environment at the time, this became extremely problematic. I was uncomfortable dealing with customers, and I was afraid that as it got worse, people would be able to see it in my face. I did not need to be feeling the way I did and try to maintain a fake sense of positivity for the sake of keeping others at ease while in my presence. I was getting angry more easily. I was becoming more stern and unnecessarily hostile toward my wife and kids. I honestly felt as though the person who I was inside my head was not the same as the one people saw on the outside. I knew I could not go on like that much longer. I had to get my head on straight again, and that meant some drastic measures had to be taken. The day after I came to this realization, I walked right into my work and told my boss that I needed to quit immediately. No two-week notice. I was just DONE! He totally understood and let me go with no hard feelings. I was shaking as I spoke to him. I could tell my hands were quivering as I gestured when I spoke. My voice was trembling. This was absolutely NOT “me”. Not one bit, and it had me scared that something was wrong on a level that I could not come back from. Quitting my job was the first step, but it was one I had to take. Wherever this bad place was that I was currently in, I had to find a way to make it back to who I really am, no matter how difficult the journey.

The following few days after that were very rough and disturbing for me. My wife was preoccupied with a garage sale in our basement, so I was left to tend to our two kids. I love these little people beyond life itself, but you would never believe that if you saw and heard the way I was treating them. My head was so messed up, and my soul had become so injured that I did nothing but yell and punish both of them the whole time. I sent them to their rooms. I flew off the handle for the smallest things. I shoved them, pulled them, shouted at the top of my lungs at them. I made them bawl their little eyes out and I know they saw me not as their loving Daddy, but as some kind of monster. I knew this in my heart, and even as rabid and furious as I felt in my head, my heart was being crushed by the way I was acting toward my family and friends. Part of me didn’t care, but the other part wouldn’t let me stop caring. I am a man who has not shed a single tear since I was eight years old, and I did not cry even under all that stress, though I felt very close to breaking down almost every day while this was going on.

Naturally, my wife could sense that something was wrong in all the commotion that was going on above her head while she was in the basement doing the sale. She had to have heard the kids carrying on and the doors slamming, and my cursing and yelling. She got me one-on-one after all this had happened, and she showed me first and foremost that she cared. She hated seeing me in such a bad state, and she was genuinely worried. She was upset by the way our children’s conduct toward me had changed so drastically in just a few days. I am sure they were both so confused and hurt by everything that was going on. It killed me inside to think that my own children may possibly love me less, if at all anymore after the way I had let my anger get the better of me. I seriously felt like something in my head had snapped, and now my own family (the people I love so much I wish I had two hearts just to contain it all) were feeling the ill effects of my outward hostility. I knew something had to change, and it needed to happen fast. It needed to happen….period! I could not live my life feeling like that. Yes, I did consider ending my life during that time. It became like a tug of war inside my head. One moment, it felt so right to just remove myself from all the shit was affecting me, but then my conscience would intervene and talk me out of it. Every time, it got harder to come back to reality and accept that my life is important to so many more people than just me. If I had taken my life, I would have selfishly taken myself away from a wife and two kids who need me more than I may ever know. A family who loves me beyond all reason. The more I came to think of these kinds of things, that battle within my mind only got more difficult. My negative side had me thinking that all that “love” bullshit about my family was all a bunch of crap and lies, but I had some fiber of my being that kept me sane enough to cast those notions aside and avoid anything tragic to occur. Needless to say, this all made my family very uncomfortable. As a way to give everyone some time to regroup and get our heads right, my wife took the kids and went on a road trip for a few days, while I was left to stay home and have some time to search my soul and get my shit straight, for everyone’s sake. I also went back to taking my depression meds again. The little “vacation” did us all some good, and my family was happy to see me when they got back. I heard that my kids were asking about me almost the whole trip, and they really did miss me. It meant a lot to hear that, knowing the abominable way I acted toward them. It did my heart a lot of good, and it made seeing them again after the trip that much more special.

It took nearly the entire four days of “alone time” to fully come to terms with how I was feeling and to understand how to get myself back to “normal” again. I made the best use of my time and it was all very good for my soul. I spent the time healing from the inside out, taking my meds and trying to find my center. It was almost a night and day difference once everything began to click again, and that was a very welcome feeling!

So, here we are a month or so later, and things are still holding together well. I still have no idea how I managed to descend into that bad place, but I am relieved to have been able to get back to my old self again.

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Alright, everyone. Sorry for being such a downer, but I had to get that off my chest. Please don’t be concerned with my well-being. I have made a full recovery from everything that was causing me so much distress. Let’s all just take this time to move on from this, and enjoy the things in life that truly matter. Watch SummerSlam! Have a great time! Don’t worry your little heads about old Sarge over here. He’ll be just fine! You have my word on that, everyone. I’m good, guys. It’s all good now. I appreciate you all for allowing me this time to speak from my heart.

In case you missed it, I promise there will be more poop jokes next time. You’re welcome!

Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: The panic begins with the first one to say ‘Calm down!’

 

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WWE

SummerSlam

–Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-WWE Intercontinental Championship; Triple Threat:

100. Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

–Cesaro vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

100. The Prime Time Players vs. New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

–Team Paige, Charlotte & Becky Lynch vs. Team B.A.D. vs. Team Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Team PCB

Diva’s Prediction: Team PCB (even though deep down I think it’ll be Team Bella)

The Game’s Prediction: Team PCB

King Greg’s Prediction: Team PCB

–Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Erick Rowen)

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Dean Ambrose)

–Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell vs. Stardust & Cosmic King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

Diva’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

The Game’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

–Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Heavyweight Championship & WWE United States Championship; Winner Takes All:

WHC) Seth Rollins vs. U.S.C) John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John “Fucking” Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

–The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, see you next month for whatever the hell pay-per-view it is. Lol!! Cheers! Enjoy the rest of summer (what’s left of it anyways).

 

WrestleMania 31 edition complete with Predictions and introducing Diva’s mini-Diva

In Memory Of

Pedro Aguayo Ramirez

(Perro Aguaya Jr.)

July 23, 1979-March 21, 2015

Time has flown in the past month. Yes I am aware we didn’t have a blog in February, so technically it’s been two months. We wouldn’t miss the biggest show of the year for anything. So lets get this baby out there.

First off, we would like to send our sincerest condolences to the Ramirez family on the tragic and sudden loss of Pedro Aguayo Ramirez after suffering an in-ring accident that would later have him pass away in the hospital. Accidents happen folks, but it doesn’t make his death any less sad or tragic.

So this doesn’t get too confusing, this is both my February and March blog, but I’ve missed writing for you. Well, things have already changed. I’m a mom to a beautiful little girl. Yes that’s right. On February 11, 2015, at 9:15pm, I gave birth to a 9-pound baby girl via c-section. Yes, my daughter did not want to come out. Lol!! She was comfy, and why wouldn’t she be, it was -20 celcius outside. Why would you leave a hot tub for a snow bank? Her name is River Joyce, and she’s all mine.

River has been an amazing baby and I’m so lucky to have her. She is my miracle baby and nothing will ever change that. She’s beyond perfect, and funny. She has some serious attitude that you can see in her facial expressions. She eye rolled a loud baby in the room we were sharing with this other woman. Her baby had this awful high-pitched scream and my daughter opened her eyes gave this annoyed look, rolled her eyes and went back to sleep. It was hard not to laugh.

Needless to say, I have some serious catching up to do in the world of wrestling. I still have to watch NXT from the past two weeks. I’m caught up on RAW and SmackDown. I’m not overly impressed, although they have made Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan a bit more interesting.

BOO to the stupid name change of February’s pay-per-view from the Elimination Chamber to Fast Lane. What the hell does a Fast Lane have to do with wrestling? I don’t care if it’s because we are on the fast track/lane to WrestleMania 31. It’s still dumb to me.

I’m conflicted between Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose. I don’t want either of them to lose. However, I did laugh when Ambrose 50-Shades of Dean-ed Barrett to the ring post and forced him to sign the contract. (For the record, I hated the 50 Shades of Grey book, and have no desire to see the dumbass movie).

Speaking of sex…. Hellllloooooooooooo Seth Rollins! Got caught naughty photo sharing with another chick by his girlfriend. The girlfriend retaliated, and for all us female or gay Rollins fan base, we say thank-you. Lol!! Yes, Rollins pecker made it’s internet debute, the night before I went into the hospital for labour. No, it did not induce my labour, but it sure made my morning before 2 days of hell began. Lol!!

Now that my February portion of my blog has finished, time to talk Mania…

River is now a month old, and super adorable…

I’m a little stressed about the Diva’s match at Mania. I find it strange that with all the hype of #GiveDivasAChance, and the success of Total Diva’s, that there isn’t going to be a WWE Diva’s Championship match at WrestleMania. Instead they have champion, Nikki Bella teaming with twin sister, Brie, against Paige and AJ. I actually get the background of this match, but why not have Nattie beat Nikki last month for the title, so she could defend it, and then continue on with this one?

Where is Tamina? I’ve been wondering this for sometime.

Round 2 for the WWE United States Championship, Rusev vs. John Cena. This is when John Cena will defeat Rusev for the title and be the first one to defeat the Bulgarian Brute. I’ve been saying it all along that it will be Cena who will be the first to beat Rusev, despite guys like Jack Swagger who actually needs that win. It’s super predictable.

I’m finding the build-up for Sting vs. Triple H to be a bit lackluster. The build-up for for Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins has more emotion behind it, which is strange when you have Orton and emotion in the same sentence. As long as this doesn’t turn out to be the let down that Orton vs. Roman Reigns turned out to be, then Rollins vs. Orton will be a definite match to see. Wish I could say the same for Sting vs. Triple H, and that opinion has nothing to do with my dislike of Sting.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman have been doing some very interesting promo work as of late. Lesnar setting the ground work to his WrestleMania match, but not so much focusing on his opponent, Roman Reigns, as much as he is focussing on himself and the rumours surrounding his future in the WWE and possibly back to UFC. Reigns is more or less getting lost in the shuffle. I almost forgot he was even in it. The way it sounds, Lesnar is wrestling himself. I’m sure he would if he could. He’s that stupid. I’m not a fan of Lesnar and I personally don’t see Reigns being ready to carry such a responisbility.

Bray Wyatt has done a great job carrying the build-up to his match against the absent Undertaker. Frankly it wouldn’t be WrestleMania without The Deadman, but there’s little drama now since his streak was uncermonisoiusly broken last year (that still fucking stings). I know this isn’t the match that most fans want now that Sting is in the WWE, but it’s the one people are getting. Don’t count this match out yet, Bray Wyatt has proven worthy of such a match, it’s just too bad no face to face accounters have transpired yet (for just a quick note, the final RAW and SmackDown have not aired as of this writing yet). Bray has a bright future ahead of him with this character, and The Undertaker wouldn’t have agreed to or even possibly requested this match, if he didn’t believe the same. Now it’s officially tricky to figure out who will win, but I believe both men need this win, but since the debacle last year with Lesnar going over, I’m sticking to The Undertaker taking this one.

The second annual Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal will take place with a multitude of mid-card workers. Who needs this win the most; The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, or Mark Henry? Seriously can’t call this one. Battle Royals are not as easy to call as pretty much anyone of these mid-card stars can win it. What I would do is toss in an up and coming WWE Superstar from NXT come up and win it all, like Sami Zayne and dare I say, Adrian Neville. I still have a fear that anyone coming from NXT is doomed. Doesn’t matter how I feel, they will fuck up the careers of Zayne, Neville and anyone else who can out wrestler the current top stars on the WWE roster. But I would still maybe bring in a few NXT guys for the Battle Royal and have one of them take it and head back to NXT and help that brand gain more notoriaty.

I’m saving what I thin will steal the show, the reason why it’s been a while since we’ve seen a ladder match at WrestleMania, is because they always manage to steal the show. I’m not just saying this because I’m a Wade Barrett fan, but I truly believe this match has the potential to be the match of the night, if not at least make the other guys work harder. Wade “Bad News” Barrett defends his Intercontinental Championship against Dean Ambrose, Daniel Bryan, Stardust, Luke Harper, and Dolph Ziggler. R-Truth is just there for comedy relief. Top guesses are that Bryan or Ambrose will take the title away from Barrett. Sucks for Barrett but gives these two a push. Neither need it as bad as Barrett does. Other possibilities are Ziggler and Stardust. I don’t see Harper getting it, and like I said, Truth is there for comic relief and most likely the high-flying stuff. Otherwise, useless.

Moving away from WWE and WrestleMania stuff… As mentioned at the start of the Fatal 4-Way, mexican wrestler, Perro Aguayo Jr. aka Pedro Aguayo Ramírez, tragically died at a hospital from results of injuries sustained during a tag team match in Tijuana, Mexico. Aguayo and partner Manik were facing former WWE superstar, Rey Mysterio and Xtreme Tiger. Mysterio used a headscissors take-down on Aguayo sending him out of the ring. Aguayo got back inside the ring, and Mysterio dropkicked him. Aguayo landed on the middle rope, setting up the planned 619 by Mysterio, then his partner Manik landed jolting the rope, but Aguayo appeared limp. Mysterio performed the 619, without incident and without hitting anyone when it appeared that something was wrong. Mysterio quickly covered Manik for the win. Former WCW superstar, Konnan, tried to revive Aguayo to no avail, but the Luchador died in hospital later that night. Sadly, no one is focusing on the life and legacy that Aguayo leaves behind, but instead the controversy of professional wrestling, blaming Rey Mysterio, and everything in between. Thing is, as much as lot the moves are choreograph, things can and will go wrong. One mis-step, one mis-cue, things can change. As much as prowrestling isn’t like ballet, it can be. Even in ballet, can one mis-step or mis-cue cause an injury; whether it be a sprained ankle, or even being dropped on their heads, mistakes can happen. In any job, mistakes can happen. I’m in no way downplaying this tragedy, as that would make me hypocritical considering how much I was devastated by Owen Hart’s death, I’m just pointing out to some naysayers that accidents happen in any job, and doesn’t make prowrestling any thing more then a job for these men and women. It sucks. It’s sad, but it happens, but it happens a lot less in the ring then it does at a steel plant or other plant work, high seas fishermen, or even in the military, because believe it or not serving your country (no matter what country) is a job, and one of the higher risk jobs.

I’d love to comment further but I have a fussy baby who is not allowing me to continue. So, I better get to going as I’m a mother now and baby Diva comes first. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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OR, hit me up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

Royal Rumble Highlights and MMA News w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOqc361kcHA

BREAKING NEWS: Both Diaz and Silva FAIL drug tests: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2c1Jsvs650

MMA Talk w/ Kevin Walsh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSJ2ezWCF10

NXT TakeOver: Rival Highlights + Channel News: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De-8HqmPsVI

BREAKING NEWS: TJ Dillashaw Pulls Out of 186: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYfx6PZWTE

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Hey, guys! Guess what time it is! Guess…what…time…it…is!

Okay, let’s back up a minute. Before I go on sounding like a half-stupid GEICO camel again, let me just say “It’s that time again!”. It’s not dinner time, or summer time. It’s not halftime. It’s not “half past the monkey’s ass” or “a quarter to his balls!”. Hell, it’s not even Vader Time! No, it’s time once again for The Fatal 4-Way, and that means Sarge’s Boot Camp is back in session. Oh, and it’s also WrestleMania time. Don’t want to forget that! I mean, it is why we are all here to begin with. Right?

As you may remember, there is a little something special I like to do for our WrestleMania edition. This is the biggest night of the year in WWE, if not wrestling in general, and there is usually so much going on that it’s nearly impossible to touch on everything all at once in these articles. I like to take a more fun and fast-paced approach to this wrestling discussion, and it has become a great little feature I like to call………

Yep, you can take that #AxelMania garbage and shove it straight up your ass, brother. The Sarge is livin’ large, back in charge….and RandomMania is runnin’ wild now!

First up on the list: Seth Rollins. I just can’t find anything about this guy that makes me think he’s worth the paper he wipes his ass with. Seriously. It’s been so long since I saw him win a match without outside interference; I doubt he is even capable of it at all. He’s the future of the WWE, and by “future”, I guess that means “the biggest pussy to ever lace up a pair of wrestling boots”. He had help when he got the Money In The Bank briefcase. Even when he put Randy Orton on the shelf a while back, he had the help of like 4 other people. When Orton came back and finally beat the holy shit out of Seth a couple weeks ago on RAW, I have to say it was the most satisfying end to an episode of RAW in years! See, Rollins? Orton can kick your ass without any help. If you’re so much better, then why can’t you fight your own battles. Eh, dickweed??

I hope Randy Orton puts Seth Rollins on the injured list at WrestleMania. I am digging Orton in the way his character is being portrayed now. It’s nice to see someone else going against The Authority besides Sting.

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Speaking of Sting, I know it’s exciting to finally see him in WWE, but I have a problem. I don’t have a problem with him. I have a problem with the sporadic nature of his appearances. When I do see Sting on TV, he still looks out of place to me. I can’t get used to him being in WWE yet, but that might change if I had more exposure to him in the ring. I like Sting, and I wish he was on TV as often as he used be when he was in TNA or WCW. The way WWE is running his character, he gets less TV time than Brock Lesnar in months 1-3 after his last match.

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Which brings me to another huge peeve of mine. It’s huge! It’s not even a “pet peeve” because if it was, I’d put it in a burlap sack and toss it in the damn river! In whose head was it a good idea to hand the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to Brock Lesnar, and then allow him to hold onto the belt for months at a time without a title defense? This goes against everything I was ever told about how wrestling works. I have seen many titles vacated because the reigning holder was not able to defend the belt at least once in a 30-day period. This new rule they placed on the WWE WHC because of Lesnar’s schedule spreads its ass cheeks and shits all over every title holder in the past who has had their hard won championships stripped from their waists because of the 30-day rule.

If Roman Reigns wins the title at WrestleMania (and I hope he does), I am praying the title goes back to being defended on a normal basis. No sitting on the title until Lesnar comes back in four months for his rematch. That’s bullshit to the Nth degree, my friends! If the title goes back to being defended every month again, Reigns winning the belt at Mania will return the credibility that it lost with Lesnar.

The only thing that would make this scenario worse is if Lesnar retains, and is then challenged and beaten by The Undertaker, and we have to wait each year until WrestleMania for the next WWE WHC title defense!

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Sadly, another title that needs its image restored this Sunday is the poor Intercontinental Championship. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, boys and girls. A championship with such a rich and prestigious history….held by some of the most outstanding names in the business….now the item in question in a long chain of thefts and robberies, being passed around for the past month like a drunk cheerleader on Homecoming night.

The ladder match sounds like a possible Match of the Night contender, if not Match of the Year. It might suck a huge bucket of goat balls. Who can really tell until it all goes down? Thing is, whatever happens, I hope the endgame of this silly storyline will finally #StopTheNonsense.

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There it is. The second hashtag I have put in this article so far. Not my normal way of doing things, is it? I don’t even know if hashtags work inside of blogs. I’m basically just using them for the Hell of it.

I know one hashtag that seems to be backfiring something fierce lately, and that’s #GiveDivasAChance. Give them a chance? A chance at what? A chance to have their division’s title go undefended yet again on a pay per view, let alone the biggest one of the year? Give the Divas less time in the ring so they can spend more time backstage doing their hair and makeup? What the actual fuck do they mean by this? Whatever it is, the WWE Universe (or at least the small group that I know and talk to in that Universe) begs to differ! Give the Divas a chance? How about us? What about the fans? Give us something for once. Something we all want. Something we have all earned. Something we all damn well deserve! GIVE US A BREAK!

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And, I guess with those final words, I should follow suit and take a break. I think enough damage has been done for one month. So, troopers, enjoy WrestleMania if you are able. I will not be watching it, sadly enough. However, I have much better reasons for opting out rather than the fact that I simply can never watch any of the content on the WWE Network, and that DirectTV no longer carries WWE PPVs. I am screwed either way, but this time there is more. While the rest of you will be on the road to WrestleMania this weekend, I will be on the road DURING WrestleMania. My wife and I are gathering up the kids and taking a week long road trip, to include a short stay in Canada where we will stop in and visit with The Fatal 4-Way’s resident Diva, her boyfriend and a certain new addition you may or may not already know about. It has the potential to be a lot of fun, and I hope it deliver in spades! We could all use some good times and memories with close friends and family. If only it could somehow be coordinated to have the other members of the team stop by at some point during our visit, it would be an epic meeting indeed! A group photo would be practically mandatory, to say the least.

Good times. But, like all good times, this one must also come to an end. That’s all for this time, people. It’s been a blast, but it’s time to hit the bricks. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here!

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: There’s good climate in heaven, but better company in Hell.

 

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Hey everyone how are we doing this month? I hope everything is going well with you! I’m doing okay. Right now I’m a little sick so I’m trying to get over that. It is my birthday on Sunday and also it is WM 31! And if you watch The Walking Dead it is the season finale for that show too! So lots of things happening on Sunday! So I guess I shall get started with this wrestling blog!

Let’s start off by saying Brock Lesnar has signed a new multi-year contract with WWE. That is great news! I’m glad he is staying with WWE. He just signed it this past Monday Night on RAW. He said it was best offer and he couldn’t refuse it. He also said his days with MMA are over. He was considering about going back but he is staying with WWE. He enjoys entertaining the fans and he wants what is right for his family. Good for him! I hope it works out for him. He is a great asset for WWE.

Moving along let’s talk about the main event at WM 31. It is going to be Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. I’m picking Roman Reigns to win this match. Even though Brock signed a new deal, I’m still going with Reigns. I don’t think Seth Rollins will cash in his briefcase after the match. I’m thinking it might happen the next night on RAW. We shall see. Overall I think this match will be a great physical match. Both guys are ready and are going to put on a show!

Sting vs Triple H should be interesting! They have done a lot of promotion for Sting since he joined WWE. They actually made Sting better than what TNA could do for him! I’m going with Sting on this match. I just can’t see Triple H winning the match. It should be good and I know Triple H will probably take some good bumps to make the match even better.

The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt. You know what to be honest I’m not really excited for this match. After The Undertaker lost for the first time last year at WM 30 it pretty much made me feel like there is real no point on having a match with The Undertaker at Mania now. It just won’t be the same. The other thing also The Undertaker hasn’t been on WWE TV in over a year. So it was kinda hard to get motivated for this match. But I’m still going with The Undertaker for this match.

Rusvec vs John Cena for the United States Championship. This is the first time where John Cena isn’t in one of the top matches at WM 31. But I have to admit this feud has been all right. I’m guessing Cena will end up winning the US Championship which makes sense because of the beat down he got this past Monday Night RAW. So I’m going with Cena to win!

The IC Championship Ladder match should be lots of fun! Bad News Barrett vs Daniel Bryan vs R Truth vs Stardust vs Dolph Ziggler vs Luke Gallows vs Dean Ambrose! Lots of great wrestlers in this match! It should probably steal the show from everything else that will happened that night. I could see Daniel Bryan walking out of the match with championship but I also could see Dolph Ziggler. So we shall see what happens! This match I’m looking forward to a lot!

There is a Diva’s tag match between AJ Lee & Paige vs The Bella’s. I hope AJ and Paige end up winning it! They are the better team. But who knows for sure. The Bella’s could end up winning the match.

Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton should be a great entertaining match! These guys have battled it out recently on RAW. I’m looking forward to this match too! I’m going with Seth Rollins to win the match. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if Orton ends up winning it.

Then we have the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. My pick is going to be a returning Sheamus! I think he will win it! 🙂

The night before WrestleMania 31 is of course the WWE Hall of Fame. This year we have Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Kevin Nash, The Bushwackers, Arnold Schwarzeneg, Rikishi, Alundra Blaze, Larry Zbyszko, and Tatsumi Fujinami. It looks like it is going to be a good class this year! I’m really happy to hear Randy Savage is finally going to be inducted into the HOF. It is about time! 🙂

This year I won’t be watching WM 31 live. I will probably just follow the results online. I will be keeping myself busy by watching The Walking Dead. It is 90 mins so that should be pretty sweet!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys their WM 31 weekend! If you want to keep in touch tweet me @blitz101 on twitter! Have a Nice Day! 🙂

WWE

WrestleMania 31

Kick-off: WWE Tag Team Championship, Fatal 4-Way:

C )Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. Los Matadoes vs. The New Day vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

WrestleMania 31:

-Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal: The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder,Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Diva’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: Damien Mizdow

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus will make his return

-WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match:

C)Bad News Barrett vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan (although I want Barrett to retain)

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

–AJ Lee & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee & Paige

–Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE United States Championship: C)Rusev vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

–Sting vs. Triple H

Sarge’s Prediction: Sting

Diva’s Prediction: Sting

The Game’s Prediction: Sting

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sting

–The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

As much as I would like to keep going, it’s getting late and I have a baby to attend to now days. So everyone enjoy WrestleMania weekend, be safe but have fun!! Cheers!

First F4W of 2015 and Royal Rumble Predictions

Welcome to the first Fatal 4-Way of 2015!! We certainly hope that everyone has had a great new year so far. It’s nice to start out the year without a death (touch wood). With that said, lets get on with this Royal Rumble edition.

Sting Arrives Authority Loses – Survivor Series Breakdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQurRpyKUVU

StoneCold Steve Austin Podcast LIVE: Vince McMahon Highlights:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43hm_-deOPI

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

So…….first of all, happy freakin’ new year! I know 2014 was a brutal bitch to a lot of us, so here’s hoping 2015 makes up for some of that. Honestly, my 2014 wasn’t all that terrible. I managed to stay employed the entire year, which is more than I could say about 2013. The fact that I draw a retirement pension and disability from the VA that pretty much covers all my household expenses is beside the point here. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice, but also unfair to bring it up when everyone else might not have that to fall back on. Mine seems to be a fairly unique situation among my peers.

Thing is, no matter where my income appears in my bank account from, it still doesn’t change the fact that the WWE Network still does not work for me thanks to my Internet provider not supporting its streaming service. Gladly, WWE decided to pop their heads out of their asses for one night and put the 2015 Royal Rumble out on actual pay per view (as well as the WWE Network), so I am excited to say I am going to be able to see this event. The first PPV I have been able to watch since WrestleMania 30! Sure, I have to pay $60 rather than the infamous $9.99 everyone else will get to pay for seeing the Rumble this year, but this will probably be one of only 2 or 3 PPVs I will see this year. As the saying goes: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

On a side note, before we get rolling, I just want to say that I have changed my mind about Paige joining the cast of ‘Total Divas’. I was so against it when I first heard she was going to be on the show because I saw it as Paige getting lumped into the same group as the rest of the Divas on the show. She is supposed to be this “anti-Diva” and this show should be something she would avoid like the plague. But, after seeing her on the first few episodes of this season, I am loving her on the show now. First of all, it allows me to see her more often than just on RAW and SmackDown. Also….she’s completely twisted, and that scores huge points with me. She tricked Nattie into believing a brownie she Paige gave her was laced with drugs, which caused Nattie to flip her shit and live so much in dread of the next Wellness Program drug test that Nattie crashed her car on purpose in an attempt to avoid being tasked with pissing into a cup and losing all her status with the company. Paige later admitted that the brownie was not laced with drugs and that she just wanted to see Nattie squirm. I fucking love that!! So, with that said, Paige is not only my favorite Diva on WWE programming, she is also my favorite cast member of ‘Total Divas’.

Okay, so what have we been through since last time? It feels like ages since the old Boot Camp has been open for “bidness”. We had, the fall and return of The Authority. We had Adam Rose being butt-humped by a furry. We had Brock Lesnar calling Seth Rollins “baby” (not once, but twice). That was creepy. We had Larry The Cable Guy and Grumpy Cat as guests on RAW. Two more reasons why the concept of “guests hosts” should never have been allowed to happen. I doubt there have been more than a handful of these guest hosts that didn’t leave me feeling embarrassed to be a WWE fan. We had the Slammy Awards! Don’t even get me started on that. We had Kane working the concession stands! We saw Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback get fired, and then hired back a couple weeks later. Pointless! Since last Boot Camp, Brock Lesnar has not competed in a match of any kind.

I wonder what it’s going to be like if/when Lesnar loses the championship. Will the title be defended on a more regular basis again, or is the title now only defended once every 4 months? I hope there is not some kind of “Lesnar Rule” attached to that title now. Honestly, having the company’s most prestigious prize being fought for only a few times every year is absolutely BAD for business! Bad? It’s fucking retarded. Let’s be real, folks, Since Lesnar became the champion, there were times when I actually admit I forgot the WWE even had a World Heavyweight title anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Yep, somebody’s out of their minds…but, it’s not any of us. Look a couple hundred feet up in the air over the Stamford, Connecticut skyline to the WWE Headquarters!

As if there isn’t enough for me to have a problem with, now I have this to think about, too. Speaking of bad decisions and dropping the ball, I feel like somebody in the “Creat-tard” team is showing their ass again with how The Ascension is being handled since moving up to the main roster from NXT. I had such high hopes that they would be some kind of new dominant tag team, reminiscent of the very teams that they see fit to trash talk during their promos. This has caused The Ascension to be highly criticized for their apparent lack of mic skills. Add to this, the fact that they have been fed nothing but jobber teams since their debut, and all you get it a team with huge potential that is being held back by a creative team that has absolutely no clue how to use them. All that venom being spewed by The Ascension got them beaten down last Monday night by the APA, nWo and the New Age Outlaws. The Ascension will get a chance at redemption this Sunday when they once again face The New Age Outlaws at the Royal Rumble PPV. I am hoping there is some glimmer of hope somewhere that The Ascension will begin to be taken more seriously and have the chance to become the kind of team they were in NXT…..tag team championship material!

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One last thing before I wrap this up, I want to officially welcome Awesome Kong back to TNA. With Havok running through every last Knockout on the roster, it will be great to see Kong VS Havok at some point in the future! As I said a while back on Facebook, possibly the best thing about Awesome Kong returning to Impact Wrestling is that there is no chance of seeing her on the next season of ‘Total Divas’.

Ha!! See what I did there. I just came full circle with that last remark. What can I say? I got da skillz, playa.

Or…………….not. Maybe it’s best if I get my ass out of here for now. Don’t worry. Next month, it’ll be “that time” once again, and you can bet I’ll be here bright and early. Hope you can make it back here to help me raise some more Hell up in this bitch!

Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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Hey, Happy 2015!! Time has just flown by since our last blog. It’s been well over a month because of Christmas and New Years. Sadly, wrestling hasn’t been all that exciting since. But that is exactly why we are all here. To discuss what’s going down in the wrestling business. So, Imma gonna shut it and get ta’ bidness…

So WWE Fucked up so many ways already the moment the holidays were over. I’m not even 100% sure where to start.

Wade “Bad News” Barrett: Good: They gave him back the Intercontinental Championship. A title he never lost to begin with. One that he actually does bring prestige to, and I’m not just saying that because he’s my favourite, and I secretly fancy his British ass. Lol!! Bad: He’s won two matches. He wins when the title is on the line, but he’s already lost to Sin Cara and Dean Ambrose. At least Ambrose isn’t an embarrassing loss. The booking makes no sense at all. What they should have done: They should have made Barrett come back as a power house, grow in his matches and actually not put anyone over, unless it was by disqualification. To me it just seems they don’t know whether or not to make him a good guy or a bad guy. He’s stuck in between. They definitely shouldn’t have had him lose to Sin Cara. Ever!

The Authority: Good: ……………………. Bad: Way too soon to bring them back. TOO SOON!! Plus the way they brought them back made sense but I don’t like that fact that they made Edge look like a complete pussy. What they should have done: They certainly shouldn’t have brought them back this early. It was obvious, that the Authority would be back eventually, but they would have been better off with Vince McMahon coming on saying that if so and so won the Royal Rumble, the Authority would be able to be brought back if they wanted them to. Have Daniel Bryan win, and have him bring them back. No one would ever think that Bryan would bring them back, and then you have a heel turn. Since Cena will never turn heel, so why the fuck not? Still makes more sense then what the WWE has done.

The Ascension: Good: These young guys have so much potential. They showed that in NXT. They are a massive team and should have shown up, not in a match, destroyed some of the tag teams in the ring on RAW, and then left. Repeat on SmackDown. Bad: The ball was dropped immediately. The moment the WWE wrote them promos and handed them the microphone a week after they defeated The Miz and Damien Mizdow, they were finished. It’s not that these guys can’t talk, but it was what they were told to talk about. It buried them instantly and now they are nothing but a joke. What they should have done: The Ascension never should have picked up a microphone at all. They are the type of team that doesn’t need to talk. They have the mystery surrounding them, and it should have stayed that way. As a fan, I don’t need to know their intentions, but I should want to know. Meaning, they don’t tell, which keeps me guessing. That’s what would have made them more exciting. The WWE should have kept the mystery surrounding Viktor and Konnor, and never allowed them to open their mouths.

Those were the three fuck-ups the WWE did before the clock even struck midnight December 31st.

NXT continues to shine as one of my favourite shows on television. If any indication of how the WWE treats these amazingly talented superstars once they get called up to the main roster, then I hope some of them never get called up. I don’t want to see Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze, or Charlotte, get called to the main roster. It would ruin them. Paige was a damn good technical wrestler in NXT, and now she’s licking people in the ring, and losing to talentless twats like the Bella’s. I actually hate the Bella’s less then I did before, but I can’t stand the fact that those girls needs bigger shorts. I’m tired of looking at vagina’s. Paige could be great again. The WWE just has to let her. They clearly have a history of ruining talented stars, as of late. I think the only recent one they haven’t completely fucked over, is Bray Wyatt. He’s one of the best characters the WWE has going right now. But look at Adam Rose and Bo Dallas (apparently he was injured…I never even noticed that he was gone, lol), both guys are talented (Dallas, if he keeps his trap shut), but they’re both doing nothing. I don’t want to see that happen to Neville or Breeze, etc..

Did you know that NXT Diva, Sasha Banks is actually related to Snoop Dog? Yeah apparently they are cousins or something. The More you know (shooting star). Lol!!

I’m sure the story of Triple H, breaking character on this weeks RAW, has made the rounds. For those of you who don’t know, Triple H is playing a heel currently as part of the Authority. At the end of RAW, he and wife Stephanie McMahon were at ringside, when they noticed a young boy crying at what was happening to John Cena (see, I cry because John Cena is on my screen, I smile when he gets his ass handed to him… Complete opposite man, complete opposite). Triple H broke character, went over to this young boy and told him, not to worry, that the men in the ring are playing parts and that Cena is fine, and then gave him backstage passes for after the show. Bravo Triple H. I think that was the sweetest thing to do. Boo on the parents for bringing a child to the show, who clearly wasn’t explained the ins and outs of what happens in the ring. If your child can’t tell that what’s going on is staged, then they shouldn’t be at a live event, and that is your fail as a parent. But Bravo to Triple H, who decided to do the parents job for them. Class act Triple H. Definitely a sign that you’re a good father to your three daughters.

BTW…I’m still pregnant. Lol!!! No baby yet.

How Awesome Is This??

So obviously, I would have preferred if the WWE did this years ago, where Macho Man could have been here to make, what I’m sure would have been a very colourful speech. Sadly he isn’t, but at least this is finally happening. I am however, shocked at who was chosen to induct him. Hulk Hogan and Savage have such a sordid past, and even after Macho’s untimely death, Hogan was talking lies and shit about him, yet he was chosen to induct Savage. Everyone keeps telling me it should be his brother, Lanny Poffo, but he will likely be the one to accept the induction for his deceased brother. I personally thought it would be Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat who would induct Macho Man. Doesn’t matter I guess….I’m just stoked one of my childhood heroes is finally being inducted. Miss Elizabeth and Owen Hart next please (never going to hold my breath for Owen. His widow won’t allow it).

Anyways, it’s late and I have a doctor’s appointment in the morning. By the next time we post a blog, I won’t be just a diva…I promise you, I’ll be mama Diva. Lol!! This baby will be born by the 12^th of February, as they will not let me go past the 11^th (one week). Wish me luck my peeps. My life will be completely different the next time you hear from us all. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everyone how are we doing this month?! Now that Christmas and New Years is over and done with it is time to get back to a regular routine(whatever that may be for you). My routine lately has been looking for employment. I haven’t found a job but I have had a few interviews. But enough with my personal life and let’s get down to business.

So the Royal Rumble this Sunday. The last few Rumbles haven’t been that great. I’m hoping this year it will change. Right now I don’t really know who is going to win it. I picked Daniel Bryan(because I would love to see him win it) but I have heard they have other plans for the Rumble. A lot of people are saying Roman Reigns is going win it. I just don’t think he is ready to be in the main event. I am going with Daniel because his title reign was shorten last year due to his injury. I do believe he still has a strong following(have you seen RAW lately) the fans still go nuts over him! He deserves it though! He is a hard worker and you can tell it ever since he came back into the ring. He is great! Another person who I wouldn’t mind seeing win the Rumble is Dolph Ziggler. He has proved so many times that he is indeed a Superstar. He would be my second pick to win it. This guy has had so many great matches in the last year and he also deserves a spot in the main event too. My wild card pick would be Dean Ambrose. He also has had some great matches(even if he hasn’t won that many) but I could see him win it too. It would be a big shocker if they went with him winning it. So there are many choices WWE can go with. Also they could go with Roman Reigns too. So this Rumble match could end up being pretty entertaining and not too predictable(compared to last years). So what do you guys think? Are any of my choices the same you would pick? I would love to hear your opinions. @blitz101 on twitter 🙂

The triple threat match for the WWE World Heavy Weight Championship which is involving Brock Lesnar vs John Cena vs Seth Rollins could also be a great match too. At first I wasn’t sure adding Rollins to the match would of been a good idea. But now I have changed my mind and I’m happy Rollins is in the match. His work lately has been fantastic lately. I truly believe he is a player now. He has proven that in the last few months. Him teaming up with The Authority has brought his stock up so much. As much as I hate seeing The Authority on TV they have done really great with elevating Seth Rollins. I am picking him to go over in this match. I don’t think he will cash in his MITB briefcase(unless he gets screwed) but who knows. I really enjoyed the last segment of RAW that had Brock Lesnar taking out everyone. I guess you could say they turned him baby face but I don’t think Brock was really a heel. He is just an ass kicker and it doesn’t matter who he goes after. Which is great because it gives him more guys to wrestle. John Cena has been all right too. This week he was more serious John which was good to see because I hate goofy John Cena a lot(along with the majority of fans). I don’t think he is going to win the match. My first pick is Rollins and my second pick is Lesnar to retain his championship. So we shall see what happens.

This past Monday on RAW was really good. It was nice seeing all of the legends on TV. The only problem that I had with the Legends being on RAW…is how WWE treated their new tag team The Ascension. I don’t know how them getting taken out by the New Age Outlaws is going to help them get over. I really hope they destroy the NAO at the Rumble this Sunday. That’s the only way they will get their heat back. Also they should take out JLB to get revenge on him(but they should do that on RAW).

Speaking about legends, the Icon Sting made his RAW debut and ended up helping John Cena win his match against Rollins, Big Show and Kane. Of course that didn’t sit well with Triple H though. He went nuts and it looks like they are going with a Triple H vs Sting at WM. I guess The Undertaker vs Sting match is a no go. Which is probably for the best. Maybe The Undertaker will get a better wrestler who can take a lot of bumps(Bray Wyatt)? Who knows for sure.

I guess I should tell you The Authority are back in power. The last RAW of 2014 John Cena gave in and brought them back. Seth Rollins had Edge(who was guest hosting with Christian) in the position to get a curb stomp so Cena had to bring back The Authority to stop Rollins from doing his move on Edge. So it kinda sucked because The Authority weren’t off TV for a long time. They also “fired” Ziggler, Erick Roman, & Ryback because they were part of Team Cena on Survivor Series. Of course that didn’t end up being long because John got their jobs back on this past RAW when he beat those three guys I mentioned in the above paragraph with help from Sting.

I like how SmackDown has moved to Thursday Nights again. I always found them being on Fridays was a bad thing. Most of the time I forgot it was on. But now it is on a better night. Of course we get it a day earlier in Canada because well we are special! Lol I guess it just works out better for us! 😛

In case you haven’t heard CM Punk has signed with UFC. I think that is an interesting move on his part. But I hope it works for him. I do think he is a great performer and I do think he will do well in UFC. I wish him all the luck! 🙂

In other news Randy “Macho Man” Savage will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame for 2015. I’m really glad he is finally getting inducted. He should of been inducted a long time ago. But now it is happening. The only problem I have with his induction is that Hulk Hogan will be inducting him. I don’t think Randy would of wanted that. I know him and Hogan weren’t always on the best of terms. So it doesn’t really make sense seeing Hogan induct him. But I guess this is a Vince call.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Royal Rumble! Have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 and by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Royal Rumble

• The New Day vs. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro & Adam Rose

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: The New Day

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd (since this is an elimination match)

–WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-Natalya & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: The Bella Twats

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

-The New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: The Ascension

Diva’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws

The Game’s Prediction: The Ascension

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Ascension

–WWE Heavyweight Championship, Triple Threat Match:

100. Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this is a hard one, I’m going with Seth Rollins

–Royal Rumble Match:

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. We will see you in February for Elimination Chamber. Busy couple of weeks ahead. Enjoy The Royal Rumble everyone. Cheers!

Breaking News about one of Night of Champions Matches & More…

Welcome back faithful readers. Been a full month. Didn’t say it was full of good stuff, just…full. Lol! We have a lot to get to this month, so we should hop to that.

BREAKING NEWS: Roman Reigns Pulled from PPV and has Emergency Surgery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t5gw3WerqY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

 

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Orale, amigos!

Alright, people. Here’s the deal. The “411”, if you will. I know I was absent last time we put one of these things out, and while I really don’t answer to anyone except the man upstairs, I feel I should at least let you all know what was up in my world. It’s my prerogative.

Let’s say there was some “family business” to tend to. Events involving someone in my extended family. It was in the national news, and even covered by Nancy Grace for about a week or so. Without going into details, it caused a shit ton of emotional distress to us (especially my wife), and we are still picking up the pieces. It may take a very long time before we have everything straightened out in our minds. On the weekend that this blog was due last month, my wife, our kids and I had plans to take some time away from home for a few days and “live our lives” away from all the people and social media and TV that would just keep reminding us of what we were trying to put behind us.

I’m sorry I bailed on you guys last time, but now you know, and can hopefully understand my reasons for being AWOL from this place we knows as Sarge’s Boot Camp.

Well, I am back and ready to get this thing rolling again. As always, I’ve got a few things to get off my chest, and I’m going to tell you right now….it’s not gonna be pretty! If I know my troops, you wouldn’t want it any other way. Let’s do this!

First of all, I say ENOUGH with all this “9.99” bullshit! I know WWE has made it a selling point of the WWE Network, but it has been used to the point of becoming incredibly annoying, and now it just feels like a running joke on every WWE program.

My difficulties with the WWE “Not-work” are well documented, so I will not go into all that again with you. I simply have to laugh a little bit at my predicament every time I see one of WWE’s ridiculously redundant ads for the Network. They ramble on as if everyone on Earth is able to use it, but ………

And, speaking of “bad news”, I have begun to wonder if there is such thing in WWE as a “main roster curse”. I mean, the way people do well and prosper on NXT, but fall flat and end up either being sent back to NXT or let go altogether. Case in point, Emma. She was wildly popular in NXT, then she was brought up to the main roster. Within a few months, she is busted for apparent petty theft from Walmart and she practically vanishes from RAW and SmackDown.

As I have stated before, I cannot use the WWE Network, so if you know of anything on NXT, Main Event or any other Network-only show, then forgive my ignorance! How the fuck was I supposed to know if I can’t watch everything the rest of us can?

There has been talk of both Adam Rose and Bo Dallas being either put on the back burner, or moved off TV for a while since Vince McMahon has lost interest in their characters. Back to NXT with ya! Well, maybe not for Bo Dallas. He seems to have stayed on TV while Adam Rose was off RAW and SmackDown for a few weeks and only came back recently, though his bunny friend appears to be getting a bigger push these days.

Hell, the furry freak even has a new movie coming out!

Okay, I’m joking about the movie. That was made years ago. Pulling your leg, people! I might be one the biggest assholes on planet Earth, but I still like to have fun, damn it!

Yes, I like to have fun. But, you know what isn’t fun? Sitting through this storyline with the Bella’s. It’s just painful, and I don’t mean in a “hurt feelings” kind of way. I swear once I heard they were bringing Jerry Springer for a segment between Nikki and Brie, I face-palmed so hard, I almost drove my nose up into my brain and killed myself!

Does everyone remember where Cameron came from? She was a contestant on the last season of Tough Enough, and she was eliminated on the very first episode. Being weeded out first is never a good sign. Up until the debut of the Funkadactyls, I thought I had seen the last of that “dead behind the eyes” waste of space. Nope! She actually managed to work for WWE after all, and even got a spot on the cast of “Total Divas”. People who say John Cena can’t wrestle must have never seen Cameron in the ring. She’d be great if all Divas matches consisted of screeching, hair pulling and rolling on the floor. Sadly, that’s only about 70% of most Divas matches these days, but what can you expect when most Divas are hired simply based on their looks and with high hopes that a glimmer of athletic ability might magically happen over time.

Ya know, if they really wanted to keep Ariane “Cameron” out of WWE for good, this is how Tough Enough should have played out. String her along every week until the finale, and then….have her WIN! The people who actually win these competitions are rarely ever heard from again, and it’s the runners-up and losers who seem to come back and have careers instead anyway. The winner of the last Tough Enough was “Silent Rage” Andy Leavine. I know! Andy who?? Where is he, and what has he done since winning Tough Enough?? As far as WWE is concerned, fuck-all! That’s what. Oh, he was released back in 2012. Funny. I didn’t even know he was there that long. All I ever heard he did was go down to FCW to train, and then get busted for Wellness Program violations.

His nickname was “Silent Rage”, but I’d say he was more on the “silent” side. Now, if we could just get Cameron to shut the fuck up as well……

Hiring Cameron may have been a shitty idea in hindsight for WWE, but do you know who is the absolute Queen of bad judgment??

Eva Marie!

As terrible as Cameron may be, Eva Marie is sometimes even worse. The things she says and does are, at times, absolutely cringe-worthy. If you watched RAW or “Total Divas”, you have seen several examples of this, like the time she was given the chance to play ring announcer and called Jinder Mahal “Ginger Mahal”.

They call Total Divas a “reality” show, but whenever Eva Marie (and/or Cameron) is on screen, I am usually left doing my best Miz impression, repeatedly saying “Really?”

However, last week’s episode took it all to a new level. Eva Marie and her husband-to-be were having a photo shoot to make their “save the date” announcements to let everyone know when their wedding was going to take place. Sounds all romantic and shit, eh? Here’s the problem. These pics looked like softcore porn. Eva Marie was in her bra and panties and her fiancé was naked from the waist up! Honestly, if I hadn’t seen the episode to know what this was about, I would have been like “Save the date? For what? Your amateur debut on RedTube?”. Seriously! What the Hell are they thinking? Eva Marie’s clown-haired noggin seems to be brimming over with shitty judgment, and the fact that her man went along with it means he is either whipped as all Hell, or he is Eva Marie’s intellectual equal….which is no good for anybody, if you ask me.

It’s no wonder Eva Marie’s family shat all over her “save the date” pictures when she showed them. Some of these pics seriously look like they should have a Brazzers logo on them.

Or, simply added to them to make them absolutely hilarious!

And, I think I will leave that right there. Tell ya what. I’ll go ahead and take off for now, but I will be right back here next time for more sick and twisted hijinx. You know you love it! You have to, or else you wouldn’t keep coming back here all the time. Now, get outta here, ya loonies!

Until next time…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

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Wow! Another month gone by and things are changing so fast. My belly is getting firmer and well, I can no longer wear my jeans. Lol!! That is so hard for me to admit. I live in my jeans and they were loose before. Now, just painful. Dammit!!! Our Baby Beluga and I are actually doing perfectly. You have no idea how much of a relief that is when you were told that if you ever get pregnant, you’ll be high risk. I’m not. Things are spot on. No we have not found out the sex of our Beluga. It’ll be a surprise in February. But y’all came here to talk wrestling, not babies, so I’ll shut it and get to bidness.

What can I say about NXT?! OMG, I can’t say enough but have no idea where to start. Oh, lets just talk about the MAN GRAVITY FORGOT!!! Adrian Neville. I freakin’ love this guy. He’s built like a big guy but flies like a small guy. I have pushed this fella on as many people as I can, and my boyfriend is now a super Neville fan too. It didn’t take much except Mat watching the NXT Tag Team match between the NXT Take-Over fatal 4-way Championship match on RAW. He was just blown away. That match was great but they looked toned down. Doesn’t surprise since WWE was probably scared that these four fellas would show up their main event talent (John Cena, Randy Orton). Even toned down, Adrian Neville, Sami Zayne, Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd, still looked better than the WWE’s main roster…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSC0DIJdGfc

What happened on RAW was nothing compared to the actual Fatal 4-Way match a few days later at NXT Take-Over. WOW! These guys went out there and were absolute magic. I can’t find the full match, but seriously, this is why I love wrestling. Fast, quick paced action with varying styles that never allow you to get bored. That won’t make you fall asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMqWk0npb-U

Sadly, I can’t say the same about RAW or SmackDown. Lately those two shows feel inferior to NXT, although WWE doesn’t want you to think that. I was surprised that they actually showcased talent on both RAW and Main Event (The Ascension defeated Los Matadores).

Adrian Neville, is THE MAN!!

Must not discount the ladies. Bayley took on NXT Women’s Champion, Charlotte, in hopes of fulfilling her dreams but didn’t quite make it. Charlotte kept her challenger down in a hard fight. Both women went out there and totally kicked some serious ass. Congrats to both Bayley and Charlotte for representing the ladies. I love some of the diva’s on the main roster, but they do not hold a candle to the NXT women! I love Paige, I’m a huge fan of hers, but even she’s toned her aggression and ring work down after being called up to the main roster. My guess is, she needs to slow down so the others can keep up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsySsWGASdU

Congrats ladies!! (I still think Charlotte looks a bit like a dude, but otherwise damn good in the ring).

Total Diva’s is back, so I’m sure you all know how stoked I am. Again, John Cena has been coming off as a complete selfish dick. However he does actually redeem himself. The situation is this. Nikki Bella has always wanted to be a mother, but Brie was worried that she was giving up her dream for John, who doesn’t want children. Brie suggested to Nikki that she freeze her eggs just in case one day, she wants children and things didn’t work out with Cena. Nikki thought about it and decides to go through with it but chose to hide it from Cena. In episode 2, he finds her fertility needles and medication, thinking it was drugs (which he freaked out about, despite the fact he clearly takes shit), and she tells him what it’s for. He’s relieved, but only temporarily. Cena then tells Nikki over dinner that her freezing her eggs scared him. He sees that as her not planning on staying with him for the long term and he doesn’t want to picture his life without her. Long story short, he talks her out of freezing her eggs. Nikki tells Brie and Brie says she thinks she should still do it. Why should Nikki give up everything for a man who gives up nothing? I fully agree with that statement. So Nikki decides to go ahead with it and tells John. He’s not super thrilled but she tells him that she needs to pick 10 days to take off work for treatment and what she needs; she needs someone to take her to the appointments and home and look after her. Cena says he will be there for her and will be her chauffeur. He’s supporting her decision. Hence his redemption. I still think he’s a selfish prick but that shows he’s giving in a bit. I don’t know what his issues with children are, but he’s closing in on 40, he can’t wrestle forever. Being there for your child isn’t going to be a huge problem if that’s what he’s worried about. My guess is, and this is JUST MY GUESS, is he doesn’t really like children. If my child came to me and said, “mama, I want to meet John Cena.” This might be where I say, “I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Of course, if I’m raising my child right, that question will NEVER arise, as my child will hate Cena as much as I do. Lol!!

The show is just starting to heat up, but I already do not like Rosa Mendes. She grosses me out. I do not find her attractive or pretty or even remotely sexy. I find her gross. Big fake knockers, doesn’t mean you are sexy. It means you are desperate for attention and have low self-esteem. Before, Diva’s got them to help them look good in front of the cameras, but not many diva’s go for the implants now days. Big tits just aren’t in. It’s one thing to get implants to give you a bit of shape, but to go so big they look unnatural like Rosa (or Layla), is just wrong. Nikki’s got boobs going on, but hers actually suit her body type. There is such thing as too big, and it doesn’t just apply to women’s boobies. Just saying! Don’t even get me started on Cameron/Ariane. I never liked her and still don’t. As far as I’m concerned, fire her ass. Don’t put her in NXT, as the others will be forced to slow it down for pretty little selfish Cameron. Gag me!

Speaking of TV, my man Adam “Edge” Copeland, is killing it in season 5 of SYFY’s HAVEN, as Chief Dwight Hendrickson. I’m not going into to detail because some of my Canadian readers are waiting to see the season. But his intensity is absolutely growing as the troubled Chief of the Haven Police Department, and dealing with the leader of the Guard, Vince. Edge has come a long way in his acting and is probably one of the best wrestlers to enter the acting world. My Canadian boy making me proud, and giving me my Edge fix. Because truly, he is one guy from the wrestling business, I can’t seem to live without. I need my fix. Lol!!

Congrats Adam “Edge” Copeland on doing such an amazing job. Not only does Edge reek of AWESOMENESS but so does Dwight!

It might have become obvious that I’m avoiding the topic of RAW, SmackDown and the upcoming Pay-Per-View, Night of Champions. You would be right. I’m trying my best to stay positive (despite butchering Cena’s character and making fun of Rosa’s disgusting titties). I just don’t see anything really good to say. I’ll start with the Bella’s and the Diva’s Championship situation. I think the WWE needed to severely save the one segment on RAW by adding AJ Lee and Paige to the Bella feud. It got to the point that once Stephanie McMahon defeated Brie Bella at Summer Slam, and Nikki turned on her sister, they were lost. The predictability worked against them and people just weren’t interested. They jumped the shark with the whole “Daniel’s having an affair with his physical therapist” thing. Which, by the way, we’ve heard fuck all about since. I think they made a Katie Vick sized boo-boo. Before that, the feud had promise. The back and forth between Paige and AJ Lee has been a life saver for the Bella’s.

Roman Reigns and Randy Orton’s match at Summer Slam was a huge disappointment, so much so that they finished their feud on RAW. It wasn’t worth wrapping it up on a Pay-Per-View. However they did the same with Chris Jericho and Bray Wyatt, but they have been having great matches. That steel cage match on RAW a few weeks ago was amazing. Orton and Reigns were lacking that magic. They had a decent build up but no chemistry when it came down to mixing it up in the ring. Kind of sad really.

Digging this whole Miz has a stunt double thing. Seems like the WWE has found something for Damien Sandow to do. It’s still humiliating but it’s something steady. Too bad Sandow lost his footing after Cody Rhodes and him dissolved their tag team. Cody Rhodes, aka Stardust. I can’t understand a damn thing he or Goldust are saying. Which is the point, but those two are looking damn good in the ring. I would just hate for Cody to be stuck with the Stardust gimmick like Dustin has been stuck with Goldust.

John Cena buried The Undertaker two weeks ago on RAW, saying that Brock Lesnar beat the crap out of The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30 and ‘Taker hasn’t been seen since, but a week after his beating by Lesnar he was asking for a rematch. Way to make The Undertaker look like a giant pussy you fucking taint licker!!! God, that made me so damn mad!

Mark Henry vs. Rusev is just boring. Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian and I’m not used to have patriotism shoved down my throat but it’s so repetitive as multiple examples I could give over the course of decades, upon decades. Mark Henry bores me on a good day, but add Rusev and his Debra re-do, Lana, and I’m bored. Her promos are ALL THE SAME. Listen to her, it’s all the same but words are changed up a bit or rearranged to make her sound different. AND what the hell was having Mark Henry and Rusev as main event on RAW this week? I actually turned RAW off at that point.

Now I seriously can’t think of much else to speak out that you all would be interested in. I’ve been so busy with dealing with Kiska at Marineland and finding help for her and the just started season of the Taiji Dolphin Drive/Slaughter that wrestling is taking a bit of a backseat. Just one thing about these animals, remember they do have feelings and they have families like we do. Kiska has lost all of her babies, all of whom died before at age 4 except one who was 6. That’s not normal. And the various species of dolphins in Taiji between September to March (sometimes late February) are either stolen from their families to be imprisoned in aquariums or swim with dolphin programs, or they are brutally and inhumanely slaughtered in front of each other. I couldn’t imagine watching my mom or dad or brother being slaughtered with a spike being driven through their blow-hole. They have feelings just like we do. Sadness, depression, happiness, angst, anger, frustration, blissfulness, etc.. Think twice before buying a ticket to an aquarium or paying to swim with dolphins on vacation. I’m always available to answer questions and provide valuable and reputatable sources for this topic. Education is key to changing the way we look at captivity, not bullying. Some activist will use bullying.

Anyways, enough of that. Next month I will have my Hamilton Comicon report. The plan is to meet “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan for an autograph and picture, meet up with “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase to get my figure signed that my loving boyfriend tried so hard to get to me last year in Niagara Falls but missed me meeting DiBiase, and I’m going to meet Trish Stratus for the third time, and I’m also going to see if she is willing to help spread the word about Kiska. (Colleen already passed a long a package to Amy “Lita” Dumas for me and that went well. Just waiting to hear something from Lita.) We need one super strong voice to tweet or talk to his/her fans to help spread the word about Marineland, Kiska and the disgusting living conditions. Plus the baby is coming soon too. Seems like time is flying now and we are so behind on getting stuff ready. I got a stroller/car seat combo today, our first big purchase for our Baby Beluga.

Enjoy Night of Champions, if you can, and if you haven’t already, check out NXT. It airs every Thursday on the WWE Network, I am not saying for how much because I will shoot myself. I don’t have the network, I just download it. Trust me, NXT is totally worth it. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey how is everyone this month? I hope everything is going well with you guys and gals. I am doing all right myself. I had some news earlier in the month that I wasn’t expecting and it caught me off guard. But now I’m looking at it as a chance to change some things in my life. So I’m looking forward to it. For the time being that’s all I’m going to say about it at this point. Anyway let’s get down to this wrestling blog shall we?!

Let’s talk about these past few RAWs. I’m going to be honest with you guys. It has been difficult to watch(apparently I’m not just the only one on here who agrees with that statement). I just really don’t care about The Bella Twins feuding with each other. WWE has given them way too much time and I know Brie is a nice girl and all that but she cannot act at all. Nikki I can’t stand her either. She’s a little bit better than her sister but not that much. I don’t like how they have put Nikki in this Diva’s title match. She doesn’t belong in it. It just brings down the title more(if that can happen). It just sucks. This whole storyline is just wasting our time. I’m not sure what they plan on doing but if they put the Diva’s Title on Nikki and have the sisters feud over it gah! Lol

Also if John Cena ends up winning the Championship again this Sunday, this will put a huge step backwards in WWE. They need Brock to win and keep the title. Keep it fresh make him hold the Championship till at least The Royal Rumble. Then maybe have him drop it to somebody. Brock deserves to hold the Championship for a while. I know he may not be on TV all the time but when he is there it makes it more exciting. I would also like to see other guys get a shot. Maybe give Sheamus a chance at Brock. That would be cool to see. Anything would be better to see than Cena holding the Championship.

I’m not sure why WWE turned Goldust & Stardust heel but I guess it makes sense since they are feuding with The Uso’s. I still do enjoy seeing G&S as a tag team. They do a good job. I’m not sure if they will end up getting the tag team Championships. I think Stardust is going to eventually turn on Goldust and they will wrestle each other. Yay a brother vs brother feud lol Just what we need to see again! I have to say The Uso’s are doing a great job as a tag team. I never really liked them much but they have improved and I don’t mind watching them.

On a more serious note I would like to say I’m glad Jake The Snake Roberts is recovering from double pneumonia. He was in a Las Vegas hospital for a week or so. It really didn’t look so good for him but he is out of the hospital now. He is still recovering in Vegas but will be going home when the doctors say he can travel again. I tell you this guy has gone through so much and still is. He is fighting cancer. I hope he beats this and continues to live his life on a positive note.

So I’m going to make a prediction. I believe Kurt Angle will be making a return to WWE. I say he will be back for the Royal Rumble. I know his deal with TNA is almost over and he recently hinted that he is looking for the best deal for him and his family. I have feeling he wants to finish his career in the WWE. I would like to see him come back. I always liked him and I think he can bring something to WWE. I know WWE doesn’t really need him but he could help out guys like The Miz, Ziggler and Sheamus. He is also pretty entertaining on the mic.

Another person who could end up back in WWE is Bully Ray. Yep the former Dudley Boy could be back. His deal with TNA is almost over. If he came to WWE he would be a great guy to take down Brock Lesnar. Just think of the hardcore matches those two could have?! I wouldn’t mind seeing that. But that’s just me.

But who knows for sure if either of them will actually return to WWE. But don’t forget we still have Sting. He still wants to face The Undertaker at WM.

Speaking about WM there is a weird rumour going around that the main event for WM is going to be Brock Lesnar VS Hulk Hogan for the WWE World Championship. Yeah that will sell lots of PPVs. Good thing you can get the WWE Network for $9.99! Or $11.99 a month if you live in Canada and have Rogers.

I caught a little bit of Haven the other night. I saw Edge on it. It is great to see him on TV. I didn’t watch all of it because I had no idea what was going on lol But if I have the time I may actually try watching it from the beginning.

Oh I really did enjoy the NXT match on RAW from last week. I thought those four guys put on a great match! Makes me want more and it also gives me hope the new superstars that will eventually be on the main roster soon. Maybe there is hope for WWE. If NXT stays strong like it has, WWE could once again make great can’t miss TV once again.

On that note I’m going to end this months blog! Have A Nice Day! 🙂

If you need to get a hold of me you can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or e-mail at gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Night Of Champions

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

–Mark Henry vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Mark Henry

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. Goldust & Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

–Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

-WWE United States Championship: C) Sheamus vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match:

C) Paige vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Paige

– Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins via DQ because of returning Dean Ambrose

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it team for this month. See you for Hell in A Cell in October.

“Well I can’t believe this. I’m actually going to say something I never thought I would. I’m going to watch 2 hours of Hornswoggle.”

– Darren (a friend, regarding watching The Origins of Leprechaun)

 

Summer Slam Fiasco, and TNA possible Finished??

How’s everyone’s summer going? Ready for Summer Slam? I’m passing on it. Find out why in The Skirt Sheet. Needless to say, I’m less than impressed with the way the card has been presented.

Happy Birthday Hulk/Paul Heyman DVD Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1-Kpm6TgyQ&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

BREAKING NEWS: Jon Jones OUT of 178 postpones fight til 182: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuSwePnonFE&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Doesn’t seem like yesterday that we were sitting down here at our computers, writing/reading this blog? A month sure does go by fast, these days. A lot can happen in three weeks, which in the wrestling world means nothing. Same feuds, same promos, and same old bull shit. With that, I will shut it and get to bidness…

I’m not even sure where to start. Maybe with Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose. Last month at the Battleground pay-per-view, the two of them were suppose to have a match. What happened was, the two ended up fighting throughout the night in random places. All of which were “unsanctioned”. Their official match never took place. At first I was a bit cheesed at the WWE for this cock-tease but then I was actually glad they did it like that. It made for the emotions and the anticipation of this match all that more exciting. We still got to see them fight each other, but this time we got the parking lot brawl too. It was reminiscent of the attitude era. They had so much potential in this feud that they dropped the ball last week on SmackDown. Before we get to that, we must go back nearly two weeks. Picture this…RAW somewhere in Texas. A beat the clock challenge is issued between Ambrose and Rollins by The Authority, where the winner choses their match stipulation for Summer Slam. Dean Ambrose goes out there and fights Alberto Del Rio, winning the match in 15 minutes and 42 seconds. Later on, it was suppose to be Seth Rollins vs. Rob Van Damn, but we all know how the Authority wants their guys to have it super easy. At the last minute RVD is replaced by Heath Slater. The match looks like its going to be won in fast time by Rollins, until Ambrose shows up ands starts messing with Rollin’s brief case. This distractions, costs Rollins the match and is pinned by Heath Slater. So now, Dean Ambrose gets to chose the stipulation and he will announce it on SmackDown. This is where WWE really fucked up. This is a 5-star caliber match they’re dealing with. Both superstars can haul-ass in the ring. One would think that they would have Ambrose demand that the Money In The Bank brief case be put up. That makes the most sense, doesn’t it? Nope instead they have Ambrose announce that he wants a Lumberjack match at Summer Slam. Whaaaaaaa?! Lumberjack matches are for RAW and SmackDown, not a pay-per-view. Nobody is going to pay for a lumberjack match. I was willing to pay to see Ambrose vs. Rollins for the MITB brief case, not for a lumberjack match. I’m highly disappointed in the WWE at this stupid stipulations. I’m happy for guys like Tyson Kidd, who will get a PPP pay-check, but still.

Shitty booking!!

Since I mentioned Alberto Del Rio in that last paragraph, I guess it’s as good as time as any to say….

I need a new one that says “Oops sorry Page cannot be Requested” (More on that later). Alberto Del Rio was fired for slapping a WWE employee. Apparently this employee made a racial remark about having Del Rio clear the tables in catering, and it got back to Del Rio who reacted by confronting the employee and then slapping him. Del Rio was let go by the WWE, and rumour has it, later on in the week the employee was also let go for making a racial remark. I’m not a huge fan of Del Rio’s to begin with but any racial slurs, remarks or the like need to be dealt with. There are some employees that doesn’t apply to *cough* Michael Hayes *cough*.

TNA is currently looking for a new place to air TNA Impact, as SPIKE decided against renewing TNA’s contract. This is a huge blow to the little company. So far, I haven’t heard if there was any other networks interested in broadcasting TNA. We’ll need to keep an eye on this.

Sticking with TNA, I saw something on Facebook that Owner, Dixie Carter broke her back after being put through a table by Bully Ray (aka Bubba Ray Dudley). I’m guessing this is a work, however there are a lot of people out there who are believing this mess. I’m sticking with that it’s a work.

Wrestling is in such a state right now. I’m getting tired of watching it. There’s so much of it on. I tried to keep up with TNA, but TNA is so bad that I want to kill myself five minutes into it. Oh is that too soon?

I have some comments regarding this weeks RAW; Lol, oh this should be good. This weeks RAW was pretty much a giant waste of time. I’m already sick of the constant badgering of the whole $9.99 shit. For starters, their stupid network doesn’t cost $9.99 everywhere. Only in the States. In Canada, it’s $11.99. And if anyone noticed they say “The Best of WWE NETWORK” available now in 117 (or whatever it is) countries. What in THEE blue hell does “Best of…” mean? Does that mean we have limited content? Old content? Anything new that they may or may not release on the network is going to be delayed up here? For $11.99, they can suck on a donkey’s taint.

Damn! Hulk Hogan’s guest list is old! I’m just shocked that Scott Hall could walk to the ring and actually speak without falling over. The dude was upright. That’s twice in public appearances where Hall remained upright; at the WWE Hall Of Fame, and on this weeks RAW. Dude still doesn’t look that great.

Man, did Paul Orndorff shrink! The little old man in a giant velour robe, could not have been Mr. Wonderful. It was like a shriveled prune in a watermelon. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman, even made an appearance, and the more and more I think about it, the more I really hope that my child doesn’t come out looking like Brock Lesnar. If he/she does, I may have to allow them to wear CROCS on their feet just so people don’t see how ugly my child is. If you know anything about me at all, it’s that I feel putting CROCS on your child is actually child abuse. Those shoes, are fucking ugly as sin. CROCS and UGS. Who names these? Seriously?!

Seriously? Even Hogan’s cake has $9.99 on it. I’m so glad I didn’t see this or else I would have turned it right off.

If you didn’t see the whole “Daniel Bryan is cheating on Brie and Stephanie has the proof” bullshit coming from the start of RAW when it was announced that Stephanie had a “confession” then maybe you should stop sniffing glue. I saw that coming from a mile away. I didn’t actually account for that the alleged woman would make me want to bark furiously at my television and throw sandwiches at the unhealthy bag of bones.

The moment Brie came out to confront, the “other woman”, Megan Miller,–WOOF! WOOF! WO-WOOF! WOOOOOOOFF!!!!– we knew that she was going to end up getting arrested before the nights end. The WWE actually had a decent storyline going between Stephanie and Brie Bella. They have totally jumped the shark. Last week was pushing it with the very unnecessary contract signing crap. They could have left it alone without that, but compared to this week, last week was great. This week…Shark jumping. Appropriate that it’s Shark Week over on Discovery (which they need to stop airing mockumentaries and showboating pieces, but they need to air more true educating documentaries on these amazing animals instead of hyping up their myths, which are totally unfounded).

I don’t care what’s going on, whether you are allowing Paige to be a distraction for AJ or not, you DO NOT ALLOW someone of EVA MARIE’s caliber to ever pin someone of AJ Lee’s caliber! Have her go over via disqualification or count-out, but AJ should never have been pinned by Eva Marie. Just who exactly is Eva Marie going down on backstage to be allowed that privilege? AJ could have faced any other diva, with the exception of Rosa Mendes, and gone over with a pin. Eva Marie, is the queen of giving oral to get pins. I say oral instead of blow jobs, because a part of me thinks that Stephanie McMahon could be getting, I’m not going to finish this sentence as I can see all the male readers getting giant smiles across their faces at that possible image. What? Where did you think I was going to go with that last bit? Y’all are a bunch of pervs!

Did I already mention how stupid it is for Dean Ambrose to ask for a Lumberjack instead of the Money In the Bank brief case? Oh I did? Well, it’s still really fucking stupid. That hasn’t changed.

NXT is once again putting on some stellar matches. Both WWE Superstars, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd are shining in NXT. Why not, they certainly are not getting any air time on WWE television. Sami Zayne and Adam Rose advances in the #1 contendership Tag Team Tournament, along with Collin Cassidy & Enzo Amore, Kalisto & Sin Cara and The Vaudevillians. Round 2 starts next week. The eventual winners will have a snow-ball chance in hell at becoming the new NXT Tag Team Champions. They have to beat The Ascension first. Konnor and Viktor have been tag champs for 339 Days (as of August 17, 2014). Great ending to Bayley vs. Sasha Banks #1 contender match for the NXT Women’s Championship. Look like Banks had Bayley where she wanted her but Bayley reversed the submission hold and ended up pinning Banks. Bayley will now face Charlotte for the championship. Tyler Breeze FINALLY takes advantage of his #1 contendership after 3months and goes after Adrian Neville’s NXT Championship. It was a great match this past Thursday, until Tyson Kidd (I love him but still) got involved costing Breeze the title. The match ended in a disqualification, allowing Neville to pick up the so-called win.

 

I’m now into my second trimester with our baby beluga. The morning sickness is shit but I’m making it through. Our baby is pretty active, took almost an hour to get a decent sonogram picture for a test I was having.

Anyways, that is it for me this month. See you in September!Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everyone, how are we doing this month?! I can’t believe it is already SummerSlam weekend. Plus it is already midway through August! Time sure does fly fast! I had a nice vacation in July. I didn’t end up going to Toronto like I wanted to but I still had a nice break from work. But I wished it was longer though! LOL Oh well. Anyway let’s get on with this wrestling blog shall we?!

This year I won’t be watching SummerSlam. I don’t think I’m really going to miss too much because the card isn’t really that great. The build to SummerSlam has been okay. I mean for some of the top matches have been built up nicely(Cena/Lesnar, Reigns/Orton, Ambrose/Rollins) but that’s pretty much it. If you count Stephanie and Brie then that’s it too.

Speaking about Stephanie and Brie their feud was going really well up until this past Monday’s RAW when WWE Creative decided to bring in Daniel Bryan’s “trainer” into the mix. That was a complete waste of my time and your time(if you happened to watch that crap). I knew from the beginning it was going to be bad when I saw her come in. The women couldn’t even act. It was just so horrible in so many ways. It just got worse and worse. Needless to say that ended my interest in their feud. Thanks WWE for ruin something that I was interested in watching.

I don’t know what is going to happen between Cena and Lesnar. I picked Cena to win. But I’m not 50% sold on him winning. I’m also not 50% sold on Brock winning either. My gut feeling is this match is going to end up in some screw up finish and we may not have a winner in this match. Probably have to go through another match in the next PPV to determine a winner.

Have you been noticing that Swagger has some “swag” in him?! I made a funny! Lol He is gotten over with the fans because of his feud happening with Rusev. Also have you noticed Cesaro has been losing and has lost all heat that he had six months ago?! What is wrong with this picture?! It is like bizzaro world in WWE. I have no idea what Cesaro did or said but man his stock just went down big time. Yet this is another case of WWE doing what’s right for business…

Speaking about bizarre how about Goldust and Stardust promos?! WTF are they talking about?! LOL I love it though! Those two guys are pretty entertaining and I’m always looking forward to seeing them on my TV. I was disappointed that they weren’t used this week.

If you watched RAW on Monday you noticed that it was Hulk Hogan’s birthday. He had some guests including Ric Flair, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Mean Gene, Jimmy Hart and Mr. Wonderful. It was kinda cool seeing them all there. But seeing Hall and Nash with grey hair made me feel really old! At least Hall was walking though! It was a pretty nice thing what WWE did for Hogan. He does deserve it(even though sometimes I don’t think he does with some of the crap he has done). But he was really touched by what they did and I truly believe Hogan meant it.

Sting will be at Summer Slam this weekend. He will be part of a panel. I think more than likely we will see Sting on WWE TV soon enough. Well we have already seen him on WWE TV in part of that awesome WWE 2K15 game promo.

Anyway that’s it for me this month. I can’t really think of anything else to chat about. I hope you guys enjoyed my column and have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

 

WWE

Summer Slam

-Flag Match: Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

–Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

–Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-Lumber Jack Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

–Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Stephanie McMahon

Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella (DQ)

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brie Bella

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

That’s it for this month’s Fatal 4-Way. Hopefully next month, Sarge will be back with his Boot Camp. His family has been dealing with a tragedy lately and Greg, Steve and Myself want to wish his family our sympathies. They recently lost Mrs. Sarge’s cousin in a tragic and very public way. And our heart goes out to her and her cousin’s family. Not going to end this on a sad note, but a picture Quote of the Month from Paige;

 

WWE Battleground Predictions, Emma, & Thank-You Punk!

Howdy peeps! We got a full one for you today. Tons of news, plus our Battleground predictions for this Sunday’s pay-per-view. So without further adieu and witty banter, lets just get this show on the road.

Hey everyone, how are you guys doing this month? As you can see it is already mid July! Time does fly fast when you’re having fun! I just started my vacation. I’m off for a week. I’m not going anywhere that far. I can’t really afford to. But I’m going to enjoy the week off doing day trips. That is always fun! Speaking of fun, let’s talk about some wrestling!

Who here likes the Stardust/Goldust promos? I think they are really weird but at the same time very entertaining. I always found the Goldust character to be weird and bizzard at times. But that is why I like the character. Cody Rhodes has done a pretty good job himself with the Stardust character. At first I was totally against the idea but then it kinda got my attention and it is one of the things I look forward to seeing on RAW.

It is offcial CM Punk is no longer under contract with WWE. He can do whatever he wants to now. I heard some rumours that he might end up doing his own Podcast or something similar to that. I think he actually tweeted that. So we shall see what he does. I hope it works out for the best for him. He is a great talent and he will be missed in the WWE. Who knows maybe he will come back but at this time I don’t see it happening any time soon.

Bret Hart was on RAW a few weeks ago in Montreal. It looks like The Hitman has been doing well. I like it when he pops up in WWE once in a while. It makes it fun for us fans. Of course it was pretty cool seeing Bret get a little physical in the ring with Sandow(even if it was just a punch in the face). Good stuff.

Battleground is this weekend. The main event is a 4 Way match with John Cena(c) vs Kane vs Randy Orton vs Rowman Reigns. Of course if you didn’t know already Cena won the WWE World Heavy Weight Championship at the last PPV. I’m going with Cena to win this match but who knows maybe we will get surprised and Reigns will actually win this match. I wouldn’t mind seeing that. Actually I think a lot of fans wouldn’t mind seeing that either. Remember WWE is always knows what is best for business! 😛

I told you Sting would be making his debut with WWE. Mind you right now it is only in a video game. I really liked the video promo they did for him. Don’t be surprise if you do see him in a WWE ring in the near future. He has been saying that he would love to face The Undertaker at WM 31. I don’t know if I want to see that, but I don’t mind seeing Sting in the WWE. Even if it is just for a year.

I have to admit I really enjoy Dean Ambrose. He reminds me of a young Brian Pillman(who I thought was great too). The guy can get crazy really good! He is such a great talent and I hope WWE let’s him go far. They need new top blood and Dean is one hell of a talent! I also enjoy his feud with Seth Rollins. Both guys are great and I think their match is going to be pretty awesome this Sunday at the PPV.

Chris Jericho is back in WWE. It is always great to see him back. He is now in a fued with Bray Wyatt. Those two guys are probably going to put on some of the greatest matches. This could be the feud of the summer! Just sayin! lol But honestly the promos these guys could do could end up being some Epic TV.

John Cena will be taking some time off TV with filming of a new movie. He is scheduled to start filming this Monday. So that means he won’t be on RAW for a few weeks. So I’m not sure how this will affect the outcome of his match this Sunday. Knowing WWE they will keep the championship on him.

I like how now ever since Paige lost the WWE Diva’s Championship to AJ(welcome back) they are finally letting her show her personality. Before I felt she was a little boring. But now she is a lot less borring! lol I’m glad AJ is back with WWE. I always liked her from the begining when I first saw her on TV. She is one of their top Divas on TV right now. Their match this Sunday should be good. I’m rooting for AJ to win.

Hulk Hogan is scheduled to be back on RAW. He will be guest hosting the week of SummerSlam. I wonder what he will have to say? Probably talk about WWE Network. Which btw hasn’t been doing as well as WWE had hoped. The only way WWE is going to get people interested in buying it, is if they change some things up in their creative end. If they get the viewers that they need, then they will get the buys for the network. It is that simple folks! I wonder if they know that?

Alright this is it for me this week! I hope you enjoyed my blog for the month. Enjoy the rest of your summer! Have a nice day! 🙂

If you want to get a hold of me tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

Emma Released for Shoplifting,Barrett has shoulder surgery + more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpFqt19ho&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

UFC 175/TUF 19 Finale Highlights,BJ Penn Retires,Santino Retires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33795wZ78fw&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Cerrone vs MIller Fight Night Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h0O_XdRnBw&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Hey there everybody! I promised a big announcement and well, you’re going to get it. I recently found out that my boyfriend and I are going to be welcoming a baby in the start of 2015. Yep, this Diva is going to be a mama. We are so excited for this baby, but also stressed of all the impending changes. However, I’m in great health and our baby had a very strong and fast heartbeat at our first ultra sound. It’s so exciting. We’ve dubbed our wee one, the “Zygote” or “Peanut”,lol. It’s now about the size of an olive and we are vastly approaching our 10^th week.

I don’t plan on finding out the sex when that comes up. Being a wrestling fan for the past 10 years, I have come to realize, nothing is a surprise anymore and I’d rather my first/only born not be a spoiler. Lol!! Everything is going great. The only hard time I had came about two weeks ago when I realized the one person I really want to tell, I can’t. I’m still having a hard time dealing with the fact that I cannot tell my Grandma Joyce. It’s been 8 ½ years since she passed away, and I was doing so well with it. Hadn’t cried in a few years. Not now. I cry every time I think how can see her face. I know she knows, as she’s with me. I just know that she would love this and would have already been out shopping for our “Zygote”, lol. If she was anything like my Grandpa was, then she would have known before I did. When I told Grandpa Earl, he wasn’t very surprised. I know he knew before I figured it out. He too is sad that she won’t be here for her only great-grandchild. It’s definitely sad. Mat and I have already said that if we have a girl, her middle name will be Joyce, after my grandmother.

I miss her so much! (My Grandma Joyce, age 51, with me, age 3)

But I guess I should get on to the wrestling portion of this blog before I cry myself into my lap top and short the damn thing out…. I’ll shut it and get to bidness now.

So it’s been an interesting few weeks. I’m the only one who is pregnant, not AJ Lee (the new Mrs. CM Punk). AJ returned to do what Paige did to her and won back her Diva’s championship. The two have had an interesting few weeks. Pretending to be friends and supporting each other but that should come to a head this Sunday at Battleground when the two face off for the title.

We’ll have two diva matches at Battleground. On the kick-off show, the former tag partners, The Funkadactyls, will face off. Cameron has been acting like the annoying-talentless bitch that she clearly is, and Naomi has remained gracious if not a bit sad at the loss of her so-called best friend. Either way, Cameron doesn’t have near the talent in the ring that Naomi has, and if things go down a certain way, I see Naomi getting the win.

May as well keep on talking about the Diva’s. We got one more to talk about…I’m sure some of you are aware that Aussie-born Diva, Emma, was recently arrested after shoplifting at Walmart in Connecticut a few weeks back. She was lifting either an iPhone case or an iPad case. Not sure which, both items have made their rounds.

You have to be asking, what in the blue hell possessed her to shoplift? Was it for kicks? It certainly can’t be because she was out of money. She has a better job than I do, and I don’t steal. Maybe she is a kleptomaniac, and it’s really a problem for her. The WWE dealt with this situation poorly. Considering that they never fired Cameron for driving drunk, or Jack Swagger for getting busted for possession, but the fired Emma. Then in a few hours, re-hired her back. Why bother firing her in the first place? As far as I’m concerned, she didn’t use a weapon and she wasn’t doing drugs or driving drunk. Cameron and Swagger had stronger grounds for dismissal. Anyways, Emma had a match this week on Main Event against Cameron, and even won. So she’s not going to get super punished. If she was she would have jobbed to Cameron, which is just wrong.

CM Punk officially thanked his fans for their support this past week. His contract, clearly up with the WWE despite leaving back in January after the Royal Rumble. WWE has moved Punk to their Alumni page and removed all his merchandise from wweshop.com.

As a Punk fan, I’m truly going to miss him. I loved that he was so brutally honest and blunt. The way that everyone wants to be but doesn’t have the guts to actually follow through with. He was a great in-ring worker and a legend on the mic. #ThankYouPunk!

I have been watching NXT religiously since the first show of this year. I love it. I love NXT. I love that the matches have time, and that there is so much talent on the show that you quickly develop favourites. You see WWE superstars there too. Tyson Kidd and NXT Champion, Adrian Neville have had some epic fucking matches. Justin Gabriel and Neville have had an epic match. I have yet to see Adrian Neville have a bad match. He’s incredible.

Tyler Breeze has become one of my favourites. His gimmick of being a complete narcissistic asshole has shamed the Narcissist gimmick that Lex Luger debuted with in the WWE in the early 1990’s. His coming out with his cell phone connected to the video screens, and him making that god awful duck face that I hate, and the sound of the paparazzi clamoring to get to him.

First theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KrtU9scvNk#

Second theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvc4EOjRweU#

One thing…Tyler Breeze’s gimmick is so good, that the WWE took parts of his gimmick and have given it to The Miz. Don’t get me wrong, I like The Miz, but I hate when they take what’s working for someone else, and give it to an already established superstar. The similarities are so close, and obvious. So mad for Tyler. Yes, I do believe Tyler Breeze is probably my favourite NXT superstar, with Adrian Neville a close second. Big Cass (Colin Cassidy) is kind of cute with his dimples. Reminds me of a cross between Edge and Test. Can’t spell worth a damn (it’s spelled Soft, not SAWFT..still cute). Lol!

I know what’s coming. I really do and I can sit here behind my keyboard and be in denial all I want, but I may as well just admit it out loud…. Brock Lesnar is coming. And he is going to be Plan C for The Authority. Yeah, I feel this happening. I feel that it’s happening this Sunday at Battleground. Do I want it to happen? Hell no. I have no desire to sit through Lesnar and Heyman bragging about what they did to my beloved Undertaker and his streak. It’s bad enough I’ve been reliving it for the past 3 months from just Heyman. It’s like, SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK! I had to live it once, I don’t need to keep reliving that horrible injustice. I’d rather wear crocs. Anyone who knows me, knows that I wouldn’t be caught dead in those god awful things they call shoes. I will not be putting my kid in crocs, as that’s just like allowing your child to walk around with a mullet. CHILD ABUSE. CROC Lesnar is already slated to face John Cena at SummerSlam. Most likely for the title. This will be one time I’ll be rooting for Cena. Hell I’ll buy his damn t-shirt. OK maybe not his t-shirt, but maybe an action figure since I can find one wherever I go. They don’t sell. I just can’t. Can’t have Lesnar on my TV. I will not be getting SummerSlam this year. Well, I at least won’t be paying for Summer Slam this year.

Any one else not from the United States, sick and tired of having the WWE Network rubbed in your face? I know a lot of my American friends don’t speak highly of it, but I’d rather have the chance to see it for myself then to have it hanging in front of me like a cheesecake that I can’t have. OMG Cheesecake would be so lovely right now. BTW, pregnancy cravings are the worst. Just ask Mat about the Pina Colada craving. Dairy Queen fucked up twice, first they were sold out, and the second time they gave us strawberry-banana. I could have fucking killed them. I have to settle for that because obviously I can’t have alcohol and trust me, I miss wine. Where the hell am I going with this? Ah, fuck it!

Anyways, enough with this. I can’t think straight. I will leave you with this thought…anyone noticing similarities between Dean Ambrose and Brian Pillman? I think it’s kinda cool. Just hope Ambrose’ fate isn’t the same. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Look alive, troops!

Yep, you got it. It’s “that time” again. Feels like we were just here a few weeks ago. Maybe time flies when you’re having fun. Or, maybe WWE does too many PPVs too close together!

Whatever the case….here it is, and HERE WE GO!

I figured I would do something a little different this time. Normally, I come on here and run at the mouth about whatever crosses my mind. I know I am very critical of many things, even hostile at times. Sometimes, I am just plain out of line in what I have to say, but that’s what keeps this whole thing interesting.

But, lately, I have wondered what other options do I really have. I can sit here and hate all over everything I find unfit. I can find fault in everything and make fun of it all until I am blue in the face. Sure….or, I could speculate on how things would be different if I was calling the shots!

So, with that said, welcome to the first-ever installment of….

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?

ISSUE #1: Chris Jericho comes back, interrupts The Miz and is then attacked by the Wyatt Family. This breaks down to Jericho feuding with Bray Wyatt while The Miz is somehow put against Sheamus.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Well, for one, I would leave the Jericho/Wyatt feud as it is. It has all the makings of a great storyline filled with brilliant mic work and very entertaining matches. However, I would leave Sheamus out of the picture with The Miz. You see, Miz came back to talk about his new movie (The Marine 4). Of course this might never happen, but if Batista hadn’t quit, he could suddenly show up and one-up Miz by doing the sell on his own new movie, Guardians of the Galaxy. It would be a battle of not only who has the best movie, but who is the better man in the ring. I see Batista completely wasting Miz on all fronts. Guardians of the Galaxy is set to be a huge box office draw where Miz’s movie is a “straight to DVD” release. Honestly, I can’t believe they made yet another Marine movie. WWE ran out of ideas even faster than Hollywood.

ISSUE #2: Zeb Colter

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: I actually like how they made that swerve with Zeb and made him into a face even though he still has the same point of view. The only difference is the targets of his commentary. Once they got Zeb speaking out against heels like Lana and Rusev, his same exact rhetoric went from hate speech and prejudice to full-blown patriotic declarations!

But, seriously. Do we really need another anti-American Russian character? Hey, WWE. The 80’s called. Well, you know the rest.

ISSUE #3: Bad News Barrett is injured and has to relinquish the Intercontinental Championship.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Well, in a perfect world, Barrett would never have been injured. I like his character and I like him as the IC champ. It’s a shame he got hurt and has to give up the title at WWE Battleground this Sunday.

As for what I would do? He’s injured. I am not a miracle worker, people. Gimme a break already!

ISSUE #4: Star Dust is still being a creepy bastard.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Goldust and Star Dust are really interacting well on all levels. I wouldn’t change a thing. Hell, how about we bring in Dusty Rhodes, squeeze his ass into a black and gold polka dot body suit and call him “Old Dust”. You’re welcome for that visual, by the way.

ISSUE #5: Hulk Hogan comes to TNA and has their ring changed to a 4-sided one saying it’s more “traditional”.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: A 4-sided ring has NOTHING to do with tradition in TNA. The 6-sided ring is what set them apart from day one. PUT IT BACK!!!

(and, they did!)

ISSUE #6: John Cena is on the cover of this year’s WWE2K15.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Put “anyone but Cena” on the freakin’ cover! I don’t care if he is the face of the company, or the guy every little kid wishes was their Daddy, or whatever. There are Lord knows how many other people employed in WWE, and of their top stars, nobody gets the honors that Cena always seems to. I say, Fuck that noise! Too bad there isn’t a “Madden curse” associated with WWE games, or their little “golden boy” would be in for a little tarnish in the coming year.

ISSUE #7: Daniel Bryan’s recovery from neck surgery is not progressing as quickly as they hoped, and there is a good chance he will need even more surgery before he can be cleared to compete again in a WWE ring.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Again, this is an unfortunate turn of events, but I am not God, and I don’t make the rules. What am I supposed to do? Tell him to “walk it off”?

C’mon guys.

ISSUE #8: The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania was broken by Brock Lesnar.

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: This one’s easy. Not only would I have kept the streak intact, but I never would have hired Lesnar back to begin with! The whole idea of “part timers” in general is a shitty one, especially when it means the release of several other employees just to make up the money it would take to pay said “part timer’s” unnecessarily high salary for such a sporadic work schedule.

ISSUE #9: Using backstage vignettes as a means to advertise for the show’s sponsors (Twisted Tea, Sonic, etc)

WHAT WOULD SARGE DO?: Simple! I wouldn’t do it. It’s fucking stupid, a waste of good air time, and frankly, insulting to our intelligence. Do we really need this kind of thing during our programs? That’s what we have commercial breaks for, numb nuts!

Alright, everyone. I am pretty much done for now. Time for me to shut my pie hole and let someone else have their turn.

So, until the next WWE PPV weekend…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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WWE

Battleground

Kick-off: Naomi vs. Cameron

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Naomi

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Naomi

PPV:

-WWE Tag Team Championship; 2 out of 3 Falls: C) The Uso’s vs. The Wyatt’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt’s

–Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)AJ Lee vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-WWE Battle Royal for the vacant WWE Intercontinental Championship:

Big E vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro vs. Sheamus vs. Bo Dallas vs. The Miz vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Ryback vs. Curtis Axel vs. Xavier Woods vs. R-Truth vs. Khali vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Adam Rose vs. Sin Cara vs. Damien Sandow vs. Heath Slater vs. Titus O’Neil vs. Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Diego

Sarge’s Prediction: Bo Dallas

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

– Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction:Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

– Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

C) John Cena vs. Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

Thanks for tuning in this month and we’ll see you for SummerSlam Sunday August 17th. Enjoy your summer.

“It feels to me, like you’re acting like a BO-ner!”

-Daniel Bryan to Bo Dallas

Money In The Bank PPV 06/29/14

Money In The Bank Predictions, NFCC and more…

It’s Money In The Bank time of year again. This is always a very difficult time to predict the outcome of this pay-per-view, which is probably why it’s so fun. We may as well hop to this puppy and get it out of the way. Enjoy!

Batista Quits,Seth Turns on The Shield joining Evolution and UFC news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq6u3zqnxk&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Welcome back, Warriors!

So, here we are again. It’s PPV time in WWE, and that means…it’s Fatal 4-Way time. And you can’t have a Fatal 4-Way without a visit to your friendly neighborhood Sarge and his Boot Camp! Well, we’re here. So, let’s get this done!

Now, with every new edition of the Fatal 4-Way blog comes with PPV predictions by all of us. Granted, they can be rather “hit and miss”. In my case, I have found them to be more on the “miss” side, unfortunately. I am just glad nobody is keeping score, or there isn’t some kind of point system in place, because I would most certainly be on the shortest end of that stick! Bottom line, I don’t do very well, for whatever reason.

So, I have some great advice for all of you! If you want to make some near foolproof predictions on future PPVs…come and look at who I have predicted to win, and just pick the other guy. See? Simple! Hey, what can I say? I am only here to help, people. You’re welcome!

On a lighter note, I have something to share with you. Most of my troops on Facebook and Twitter are already familiar with this topic, but for those of you who may not be as “spun up”, here’s the thing.

I love my wife to death, and I know she tries her best to attempt to understand things on the rare occasions when she watches wrestling with me. I do find myself having to explain a lot of it to her since she doesn’t watch it regularly and really has no idea who some of the superstars are these days. We used to watch together more often when we were dating, but that was back in the days of Hulk Hogan, Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Jake “The Snake”, and the Ultimate Warrior. These days….she wouldn’t know Seth Rollins from Seth McFarlane, but I still love her anyway. I can’t help it. She’s such an awesome woman. Always has been! And, let’s face it, the way she talks about some of these people makes me laugh so hard, I almost need to wear diapers around her sometimes. Such is the origin of the man we will now and forever more refer to as “Lamb Head Guy”.

#LambHeadGuy

Naturally, this was all made a hundred times funnier because of the substantial buzz I was enjoying thanks to a couple very “one-sided” rum & Cokes I had partaken in earlier in the evening. My wife’s drink of choice is wine. However, even if she was sober, she would have still come up with the now infamous name with which she called Erick Rowan that night. She had admitted to me that Rowan’s sheep mask really does creep her out, and she even had nightmares after seeing him. She thinks it’s a Pagan image or something. I keep telling her it’s just a guy in a sheep mask, and he doesn’t always wear it. It doesn’t matter to her. She won’t even look at the TV now if Rowan is on with his sheep mask.

But, because she did not know his actual name, her first instinct was come up with some label to refer to him with, and in her own words….she called him the “lamb head guy”. I don’t remember if it was the name itself, or her delivery of the name in a slightly slurred tone due to the wine she had been drinking, but something in those three words had me instantly doubled over in my chair, giggling my ass off to the point where I thought I might lose consciousness! I kid you not!

So, she eventually got tired of me laughing uncontrollably every time I looked at her, and she went to bed, leaving me alone to finish watching RAW. However, an amazingly brilliant idea crossed my addled mind that night. The title of “Lamb Head Guy” had become so near and dear to my heart by that point that I wanted to share it with the world. Therefore, I set out on a quest. A quest to saturate social media in an effort to introduce #LambHeadGuy to the world! I posted it all over Facebook! I Tweeted, and ReTweeted it more times than I can recall. I wanted to get #LambHeadGuy trending worldwide! Some of my friends even helped out by forwarding out my Tweets and ReTweeting #LambHeadGuy in their own posts! Needless to say, I had a lot of fun with the whole thing, and I honestly hadn’t laughed that hard for so long in a very long time!

Sadly, despite my best efforts, and those of my friends…#LambHeadGuy never trended even for a minute. The trail of carnage I left in my wake was visible all over Facebook’s news feed, as well as everything I had posted on Twitter that night since I have my FB synced up to reflect my posts on Twitter. When my wife woke up and checked her Facebook from her phone the next morning, she saw post after post in her own news feed referencing #LambHeadGuy and she was only “mildly” amused. It was all in good fun, and we both knew that. I didn’t do it to make fun of anyone. In fact, we still joke about it every time we see Erick Rowan on TV. It has become an inside joke between me and my wife, and we both have fun with it. A few of my friends also share this reference with me, mostly my closest friends and members of the Fatal 4-Way team.

Seriously, I think Stardust is a LOT more creepy than Erick Rowan.

I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!! This is just too much. A while back, he was sporting that porn-stache that made him look like a pedophile…and now, this?? What the Hell is wrong with you, Cody?? **shudders**

I know this might be a long shot, and a lot of you may not feel this would ever work in a million years, but I have had an idea for a while now about something I would do if I had the ability…and the money, of course.

This is just a sort of “fantasy” thing, and I know I could never pull it off, but please humor me. What I would do is create a wrestling organization of my own, and use it as a way to take past Superstars and Divas (or Knockouts) who were never used to their potential, or had been typecast with crappy gimmicks their whole careers, and book them in ways that would help legitimize them in the industry and give them that spotlight that they never got working for the “big name” companies. I would call it “Second Chance Wrestling”, or SCW. This is an idea that has been brewing for years, especially after seeing so many talented people being held back and then being released after asking to be let go due to “creative differences”, or because they weren’t happy with the direction they were being taken. It’s a shame to see such untapped potential go to waste, and it would be my mission to make sure that never happens to them again!

But, as they say, a dreamer’s gonna dream. Right?

Okay, so that might be a good idea only in theory. You know what else seems like a good idea? Making sure all your monkey asses are back here next PPV weekend when Sarge’s Boot Camp is back in session! Get here early because you know I take a roll call, and if your name’s on my list….you better be present and accounted for! It’s not just good for business. It keeps your colon safe from a boot leather enema!

That said, I’ll catch you all back here next time, troopers! Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap!

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This sort of snuck up on me. I guess I’ve been pre-occupied with other matters lately. I have a feeling this is going to be a rather short edition this time around, as I don’t have too much to talk about. So I guess I’ll just shut up and get to bidness…

Both Bad News Greg and I attended the Niagara Falls Comicon again this year. There was actually quite the selection of wrestlers to choose from to meet. Former WWE Diva, Kelly Kelly was there, two Former WWF Tag teams, The Killer Bees & Demolition were also there. I bumped into Leapin’ Lanny Poffo and had a great 45 minute long conversation with him. And of course, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair was there. This year the prices were really high, but it’s the talent who sets them, not the venue. As soon as I got in there I got settled in line for Flair, and that’s where my 45-minute long conversation with Poffo took place. I had mentioned that I met two years ago at this same event and he asked if I had received his book and I hadn’t. So he gave me his book and signed it for me while he regaled me and two interlopers of stories of his past, and stories of his brother, Macho Man Randy Savage.

I did get a chance to ask Lanny a question that is sure to be all on our minds; “What is going on with the WWE Hall of Fame?” Lanny sighed but graciously answered, telling me that he really fought hard to get his father and brother into the Hall of Fame, but has decided to let it go and the WWE can induct his brother, Macho Man, separately at their leisure. He told me it wasn’t fair to hold up such a prestigious acclamation (I think that’s the right word I’m thinking of). So, if we don’t see Savage in the HOF any time soon, it’s not Lanny’s fault. Say what you want about Lanny Poffo, but he didn’t have to stand there and talk to me for 5 minutes, let alone 45, and he didn’t have to answer that question I asked him and he certainly could have charged me for his book but he didn’t. He’s an amazing man, well spoken, full of humour and it was a definite pleasure to have been able to spend that amount of time with him.

By the way, I found Waldo…

Lol! Ok, so I was so torn between whether or not to go and meet Dean Cain from Lois & Clark. I’ve always found him kind of cute, but then I had just watched Lois & Clark for the first time and had recently finished it and I’ll admit, I’ve got a bit of a crush on Cain. Lucky for me, his table was right next to Ric Flair’s, so waiting for Flair to arrive allowed me to take, oh, probably 20 or more photos of Superman himself…

Yummmmm…

Flair arrived on time, and he was spending a generous amount of time with his fans. I didn’t actually have to wait that long in line, I think I was there probably about 45 minutes after he sat down. I had already pre-paid for a special photo-op which was scheduled for later, so I just had him sign my (apparently rare) action figure, and talked to him about his daughter and how he must be so proud that she’s carrying the Flair name with respect and passion for the business, to which he said he has never been prouder. Then he high-fived me and Wooo-ed! Lol!!

The line-ups were horrible to go to the bathroom, to meet certain celebs, to go out for smoke and back in again. Oye, it just wasn’t all that fun. I almost got squished between some humongous fat chick in a Star Trek uniform and a bigger version of the Big Bang Theory’s Captain Sweat Pants. My life flashed before my eyes. I managed to find at least two out of the 10 figures I was looking for, which was better than I had expected, had to settle for my number 2 Hacksaw Jim Duggan, (which I plan on getting signed in October in Hamilton), and CM Punk.

Finally met up with Greg after witnessing my boyfriend, Mat meeting Marina Siritis from Star Trek Next Generation, to get ready for our photo-op with Flair. Wooo. It was the first time I saw Greg all day long. We had a chance to chat while waiting, but I was so tired, and dare I say cranky. The time came, and we went in and Flair was looking good and shook Greg’s hand and everything and we had really good 8×10 photo taken of us with Ric Flair…

Either both Greg and I need a tan, or Flair needs to spend less time away from the sun and tanning beds, lol.

There were so many amazing costumes at this years event but two stood out for me. Maybe it’s because I’m a wrestling fan, I don’t know but I thought these two lads did a great job…

Ok, so maybe we should talk about the big blue elephant in the room. Bluetista, I mean Bootista, ahem, sorry I meant Batista. Yeah that’s right. He certainly made a smurf-tacular splash with his interesting choice of ring gear to wear in his match with Evolution against The Shield. The jokes on the inter-web have run rampant. No surprise that Smurfette upped and quit (plus we were sort of expecting it). If he wanted us to stop making fun of his skinny jeans, he sure as hell succeeded. Lol… It’s MORPHIN’ TIME!

LOL!

I have my theories on this whole Shield break-up thing. Maybe I’m in denial about it but hear me out. So Seth Rollins turns on Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns as part of Triple H’s plan B. Which is brilliant if you ask me because Reigns is too over with the fans and Ambrose would have been too obvious. For some reason, Reigns is not going after Rollins, and Rollins isn’t going after Reigns. Instead it’s Rollins and Ambrose attacking each other. Then, Rollins tells Triple H to put Ambrose in the Money In The Bank contract match, so he can keep an eye on him? Really? That doesn’t sound like a heel move. A heel would run and do everything he could to avoid his main nemeses. Instead, Rollins tells Triple H to go ahead and add Ambrose to the match? Reigns is in the other MITB match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, Seth gets put into the MITB match for the contract, and he gets Ambrose put into the same match as him. To me this sounds awfully like The Shield doing some undercover and infiltration work. Could this be a giant swerve? They have given Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose new music and a new look, but Roman Reigns is still coming out to The Shield’s entrance music, and wearing the traditional gear of The Shield. It’s not completely erased from the eyes of the fans.

Bad News Barrett was injured at the SmackDown tapings this week. He heard a pop and was hit with pain in his right shoulder after being tossed into the barricades by Jack Swagger. On Tuesday night on Twitter, Barrett said he was having x-rays done on Wednesday but no news has been released since then. He may not be in the Money In the Bank ladder match for the contract this weekend. Is it just me or does Barrett have the worst luck?

And with that said, I’m going to head out. Not feeling the greatest and I’m at work so I should wrap this up. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everyone how are you doing this month?! Can you believe it is summer already?! I thought for sure summer wasn’t going to come with the cold long winter we had this past year. But here it is and it looks like it is turning out to be a good one! 🙂 I’m really looking forward to it because I have a week off in July! The plan is to go to Toronto for the day and who knows what else. I think my sister may come down for a visit too. We shall see. Anyway let’s get on with this wrestling blog shall we?!

SPOILER do not read this paragraph if you don’t want to get spoiled from a potential outcome to this Sunday’s PPV. Rumour has it John Cena will face Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam. It hasn’t been confirmed if it will be for WWE World Heavy Weight Championship but WWE has hinted to people who received e-mails from saying that Brock will get a title match at SummerSlam. Also a few days ago Amazon put up a pre order DVD/Blu ray for SummerSlam 2014 and on the cover was Cena and Lesner. A day later it was pulled and now WWE sent out an e-mail with the same cover of the two of them on it. So I really hope this match isn’t for the WWE Heavyweight Championship because Cena doesn’t need the belt. I mean I don’t care if they wrestle each other, but not for the belt. SPOILER done now.

Moving along to this Sunday’s PPV. I’m hoping Roman Reigns comes up on top in this MITB match. I would really like to see him with the Championship. Of course none of this would of happened if Daniel didn’t have his surgery. But unfortunately for Daniel it happened and now we get a new Champion this Sunday. I’m not sure when Bryan will come back but maybe we might get an indication this Sunday when he will be interviewed in the pre-show.

A few weekends ago CM Punk got married to AJ Lee. I hope they have a good life together. I have feeling what Diva told me a few weeks might end up being true. I’m sure she will explain her feelings about this subject. I will just leave it at that.

Speaking about Diva, her and I got our picture taken with Ric Flair earlier this month at Niagara Falls Comic Con. It was great! I want to thank Diva for letting me join her in the picture! It was great to meet Ric and shake his hand. That was a big moment for me. I have to admit I have met some of the best wrestlers in the last few years and I’m going to meet another one of my favourites in October! I’m going to meet Trish Stratus. She is one of my favourite Divas! I can’t wait to get her autograph and picture! 🙂

Bret Hart is scheduled for WWE RAW on July 7 in Montreal. Of course the last time WWE had RAW live in Montreal Jerry Lawler had a heart attack. I hope nothing like that happens again! But it will be great to see Bret on TV again. It looks as though he is working out a lot and getting into shape. He has been posting some pictures on his twitter feed.

We still haven’t seen Sting on WWE TV. I’m not too sure when he will show up on RAW. Maybe closer to the Royal Rumble? Gosh that is a long time away! I still think WWE should have the Royal Rumble in Toronto. It would be a great place to have it! But that is just my opinion. Lol

Have you noticed how popular Bray Wyatt has gotten on WWE TV?! It is so insane! But I like it though! He is a great talent and he is shining from it. I hope WWE doesn’t screw up his character though.

Also who knew splitting up The Shield has turned out to be so good for each of them so far! I love Dean Ambrose as the loose cannon. He does such a great job at it! He has something. Seth Rollins as the heel has been great too! It was a good idea to have him turn on his “brothers”. It made the most sense. And we already knew Roman Reigns was going to be big on his own. Now look at him, he is so over with the fans now he could end up being our new champion. So WWE has done well so far with splitting them up.

I caught a little bit of TNA last night. From what I was watching it wasn’t really that bad. But I really hate their backstage skits! I don’t like how the cameraman is “hiding” while they are talking. It annoys the hell out of me! They announced last night that they are bringing back the six sided ring. I don’t know if that was a smart move. But whatever. I don’t run the promotion. Sometimes it is okay not to listen to your fans! 😛 But I do like the news of The Hardy Boys reuniting in TNA. That’s pretty sweet! Too bad it wasn’t in WWE but that’s okay.

Did anyone watch RAW this past Monday? What do you guys think of “Stardust”? I’m not sure if I like it. But I guess Cody doesn’t really have any say(I don’t either). At least he is on TV. But you know Cody was getting over with the fans as himself. But I guess WWE just thought it wasn’t enough.

Well I’m glad Stephanie did the right thing on RAW and let Vicki get her revenge on her for all of the things she has said or done to her. It was great! I will miss Vicki on TV but I feel it was her time to leave WWE. I’m sure she will end up in the HOF at some point. She was pretty entertaining. Good luck Vicki with what ever you are planning to do.

Okay so that’s it for me for this month. I hope you enjoyed my blog! Also enjoy this beautiful weather! Have a nice day! 🙂

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WWE

Money In The Bank

Kick-Off:

PPV:

-Money In The Bank Ladder Match for Contract:

Kofi Kingston vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Jack Swagger vs. Wade Barrett vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

–Big E vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-Fandango as Special Referee: Summer Rae vs. Layla

Sarge’s Prediction: Summer Rae

Diva’s Prediction: Layla

The Game’s Prediction: Summer Rae

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Summer Rae

–Goldust & Stardust vs. Curtis Axel & Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

Diva’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel & Ryback

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Paige vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Paige

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Paige

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. Luke Harper & Erick Rowan

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Harper & Erick Harper (aka #LambHeadGuy)

Diva’s Prediction: The Usos

The Game’s Prediction: The Usos

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Luke Harper & Erick Rowan

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Money In The Bank Ladder Match (Vacant):

John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Kane vs. Cesaro vs. Randy Orton

vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this month. See you for Battleground on July 20th. Have a great summer and stay tuned for some big news.

#LambHeadGuy