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We are Back, for a Special Edition of Randomness.


Hey, we’re baaaaaaAAAAck!! Three of us are anyways. It’s a very special edition of The Fatal 4-Way. We’ve all been crazy busy since our “retirement” from the blog world, but we all have said that we can come back for very special editions. So never count us out. We’re back in after the count of 8 (months, that is). So The Game, Greg and I are here for a rare blog. We just got the urge and decided to write. Because it was such a last minute decision, Sarge is unable to join us this time. Maybe next time we’ll have this better planned out. When the urge strikes, the urge strikes, right?

Roll the footage monkies………..


Hey everyone, welcome back to the Triple Threat! Aka The Fatal 4-Way – 1 lol You thought you got rid of us but no just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get anymore crazy the Fatal 4-Way decides to do a family reunion! Woot! Okay in all seriousness I’m happy to be back to do this one time reunion for you all! Thanks to Diva for suggesting to do this today! So lets skip about what’s going in my life right now(it’s cool, still have that great job and I’m happy!) and get into the real thing you want to know…wrestling!

Where should I begin…how about WrestleMania 33. Yes folks it happened. The Undertaker lost to Roman Reigns and has retired. He went out old school style and did the right thing(?) and he put over Roman Reigns. I know a lot of you are pretty upset that this happened. I know I was too(I pretty much turned off the TV when Reigns won but I was sooo tired and had to be up at 6:00am the next day) the PPV was way too long for me. I watched it from 7pm till just after Midnight! Man that was a long night! But back to Roman winning the match. You guys have to remember The Undertaker is old school so he was doing what he thought was the right thing and putting over the next big thing. Unfortunately not a lot of people really like him and yeah I don’t think they will ever like him now because of what happened. Back to The Undertaker he will be one of the greatest Attractions that WWE has ever had. There will be no other guy like The Undertaker. He is in his own category and that should be fine! I wish him the best and I’m going to miss him in the ring but it is his time now to enjoy the roses and be with his family. I hope they put him in WWE HOF next year because he deserves it so much!

Another big things happened at WM 33 and that was the return of The Hardy Boyz to WWE. I knew it was going to happen except I didn’t know when it was going to happen! If you have been following the TNA-Hardy Boyz fallout then you knew it was just a matter of time before they were going to show up in WWE. AS you know Matt Hardy has created this great Broken Matt gimmick back in TNA last year. It went over so well that it was probably the only thing good on TNA at the time. Then he got his Brother Nero to join in and it become one of the most talk about storylines in suck a long time! It was wild, crazy and pretty damn funny at times! I watched it and fell in love with it! I showed it to my friend Matt and he just couldn’t believe how campy it was and how great it was too! We both enjoyed it a lot. Then TNA lost Dixie Carter and TNA was sold to a new company. Now they are called Impact Wrestling. But then they did the unbelievable thing…they let The Hardy’s go. What a stupid move on their part. So The Hardy Boyz showed up in Ring of Honor as Broken Matt and Brother Nero. It was over and Impact Wrestling sent them a warning saying they couldn’t use the Broken Matt and Brother Nero gimmick because it didn’t belong to them. So now The Hardy Boyz had to drop that gimmick for now until they have the rights for it. Anyway they showed up in WWE at WM 33 as the other tag team for the Ladder Match. They ended up winning the RAW tag team championship. It was a cool surprise to see them back on WWE TV. It was such a great moment.

Another match that happened at WM 33 was Triple H vs Seth Rollins. That match was all right. I got kinda bored(by this time it was almost 10:30pm and I wasn’t really feeling that well that night to begin with). I thought the match went on and on. The cool spot of the night was when Stephanie went through the table after Triple H ran into her. That was pretty cool. Then Seth got the win after that. I like Rollins. I think he is a great worker and the better guy from The Shield. I have always been a Rollins fan. So I’m curious as to what they are going to do with him now. I’m hoping he will get a title run again. He deserves it for sure!

One match that I thought was horrible was The Miz & Mayrse vs John Cena & Nikki Bella. My goodness that was 25 mins of crap that I won’t get back. Cena and Bella won. Then Cena propose to Bella. They will probably have a SummerSlam wedding. Yay just what we really need again…another wrestling wedding. Blah blah blah.

I’m so happy that Bayley is still your Women’s Champion! She beat Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Nia Jax in a fatal 4-way match! It was a great match and it should have been a little bit longer. They all worked really hard and it was probably one of my favourite match from the night!

Then we had Brock Lesnar take on Goldberg aka Grandpa for the Universal Championship. Don’t get me started with why this match was for the championship. It shouldn’t have been. Anyway Lesnar finally beat him and become the Universal Champion. Now Finn Balor needs to get his championship back from Lesnar! I hope that happens real soon!

Kurt Angle, DDP, Ravings Rick Rude and others were inducted into this years WWE HOF. All of them were well deserved. Kurt Angle was also hired as the new WWE GM for RAW. That should be pretty fun! I wonder what Angle is going to do to tick off Stephanie?! Lol It should be exciting times!

RAW & Smackdown are having Roster trade this week. It should shake things up for them. I hope they don’t load up RAW because Smackdown is the better Brand right now and they seem to do things more interesting than what happens on RAW.

Okay I’m finished for now. I hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I had a great time doing it. Who knows never say never in wrestling there might come a time when you least expect it and bam! Just like that out comes another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! Have a nice day!

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101




The mood struck me randomly Monday night to write a blog about wrestling. I’ve had so many thoughts and ideas rolling around my head lately that I decided, why not? Well I couldn’t do it without at least inviting my partners along for a road trip. So three of us have come together to bring you this special edition. I have a lot to say about what’s gone done (not who) in the world of pro-wrestling. So, I’ll shut it, and get to bidness (man, I miss saying that).

I pre-wrote out everything that I thought I wanted to say, but fuck it. I’m going to go by the seat of my pants. I will not comment on The Undertaker, because I do plan on writing a separate blog on just him and his amazing career in the future. I just want it to be perfect. I went ahead and I made bullet points to work off of. I alway pre-write my blogs by hand and then put them to the computer and go from there. So tonight, I’m going at this a completely different way.

Lately, I’ve become obsessed with podcasts. It gets me through the last leg of my night shift when I need to put my laptop away. It all started with Lilian Garcia’s new podcasts which can be seen on the Youtube, “Making Their Way To The Ring”. The first one I watched was the two-part Trish Stratus (surprise-surprise, right?), and then Mick Foley’s. I highly reccommend those pods, but must check out is AJ Styles, Mickie James, Amy “Lita” Dumas, and Sasha Banks. I got into Talk is Jericho with Chris Jericho as well. The editions with Big Cass, Becky Lynch, and Edge and Christian were great. On the heels of that, Edge and Christian have a new podcast, and they’re just three episodes (soon to be four), into it. Eand C’s Pod of Awesomeness. Their hilarious, and fun. I enjoyed their first podcast with Goldberg, but it was their second and third one with Shane McMahon and Edge’s wife, Beth Phoenix had me in stitches. So totally worth checking those out. So yes, I’m obsessed with these podcasts. So check them out!!! Do it now, or you’ll make my list!

I was probably one of the few people blindsided by the Hardy’s return at WrestleMania. I’ll admit it, I didn’t put the pieces together even though I had the pieces. I knew they were in Orlando for Ring Of Honour and WrestleCon, and I knew they dropped the ROH tag titles to the Young Bucks, I knew they only had a month long contract with ROH. When the New Day came out to say that the triple threat ladder match, has been made into a fatal fourway match. There I am thinking, “fuck! The New Day are weeding their way into the match,” and then….I lost my shit! Part of my emotion was that I didn’t see it coming despite seeing all the writing on the wall. So yeah, I lost my shit. I think it’s great to have them back in the WWE, and I can’t wait to see whether or not they can bring in the Broken Matt Hardy gimmick. That’s a whole story of the executives at TNA Impact wrestling holding the gimmick hostage. They see it as money, and they’re not happy that the Hardy’s didn’t resign and that would mean loss of money. So now they are holding the Hardy’s up for royalties made in other companies and shows. Matt Hardy’s wife, Reby, had the forethought to go and get their gimmick and the theme music trademarked, and now they’re all in a court battle. I’m guessing it’s only time when the WWE will step in to get that control away from the fledging company. They’ve never stopped AJ Styles from leaving with his Phenomanal gimmick. There are a few instances where other superstars left TNA and went to other companies, and took their gimmicks with them without issues. So I’m hoping everything will get straightened out. It’s too great of a gimmick to just let it go.

At the WWE Hall of Fame I think everyone expected Kurt Angle’s speech to be the speech of the night, but that goes to Beth Phoenix. Her speech was so amazing, and so heartfelt, and honest. The revelation about Molly Holly paying for her wrestling school tuition, was so emotional because it showed that there are great people out there who want to help others follow their dreams. It made me think that Molly Holly could be on her way to the Hall of Fame next year, and she should be. I think that her career and her heart and her kindness shouldn’t be overlooked. Beth’s speech was fun and emotional and I just thought that she nailed it. I only ever watch a few speeches at the HOF, but I think I watched quite a few this year. I watched Diamond Dallas Paige’s, “Ravishing” Rick Rude’s family’s speech, Beth’s, and Kurt’s. All of their speeches were amazing. Congratualations to the 2017 Hall of Fame class.

We’ve seen the reassurgence of Jinder Mahal after two years away from the WWE. To be honest, I didn’t even notice he was gone. I did notice that when he returned that he was significantly larger. I’m not an idiot, I’m not blind. He was larger, vein-ier, all that back acne, hmmmm….STEROIDS!!!!!


The dude is jacked!! Mahal apparently addressed the steroid rumours, and claims that he has never done steroids and has never failed any drug tests. Haven’t we heard that before, from other superstars? Hulk Hogan comes to mind, and he even had to take the stand in a federal trial back in the early 90’s against the WWF and Vince McMahon, where he admitted to taking steroids. So Mahal’s claim is futile. I don’t believe him, and I’m guessing not many other people do as well. Maybe the WWE hasn’t tested him exactly for the steroid cocktail. They clearly leave certain superstars alone from testing. John Cena, Triple H, Brock Lesnar, Mahal, all clearly have never been tested and if they have, they’ve been overlooked. Not sure why Mahal hasn’t been tested properly, as he’s far from being on par with the aforementioned names in just that short list. I don’t care what Jinder Mahal claims, the guy is fucking juicing.

What can I say about the recent storyline between Maryse, The Miz, Cena and Nikki Bella? Well, I can say that The Miz and Maryse have kicked serious ass and making it actually enjoyable. The two of them have made Cena fun again. Their portrayl and mocking of the plastic relationship couple has been, in my opinion, accurate portrayal of how robotic and boring Cena truly is as a person. I know what y’all are thinking, Total Diva’s/Bella’s is scripted, and although yes it is, I doubt that the WWE would allow their top guy to actually be like this and showing what he’s really like in his everyday life. Cena comes off as a pompous, control freak, and uncaring asshole. The portrayal of Cena and Bella sparked the predictable path that would lead to their WrestleMania 33 mixed-tag team match. Maryse and The Miz would portray that dry and boring couple that is Cena and Nikki, while adding their comedic side to the two and sometimes four roles, as even Brie and Daniel Bryan were portrayed at one point. I have no problem with Brie and Daniel Bryan, but I have zero respect for Nikki Bella who would give up her dreams for a man who isn’t willing to give those dreams to a woman he proclaims to love.

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What bothered me about the match was, The Miz and Maryse needed the win more than Cena and Bella did. If it was just a catalyst to lead to Cena’s proposing to Nikki, then it still wasn’t necessary to have them go over. Macho Man and Elizabeth reunited at WrestleMania 7 in 1991, despite Macho Man’s loss to the Ultimate Warrior, and it did not take away from the emotional reunion. So even if Cena and Nikki were to have lost, they could have still had their moment, which if you asked me was as phony as they are as people. Within a few days after Cena “proposing” to Nikki, the twin was on mulitple morning shows talking about all the wedding planning they have already taken steps towards. If they just got engaged on Sunday, and then a day or two later, were already talking about their cake tasting, then clearly they were engaged already. I’m not doubting their engagement, I am doubting whether or not it is genuine or a business arrangement. Afterall money does talk to Nikki Bella. So moving on, because frankly Cena and Nikki make me want to fucking throw-up.

So lets talk about the draft and the shake up that has taken place. Last year we saw some strong moves in the draft which separated the two shows, RAW and SmackDown. The draft that took place last year wasn’t the first time the WWE has done a draft and separated the two shows and wrestlers, however, I don’t think it was really done right. One show was always more stacked then the other, which made the second show the weaker show. This time, they seemed to have made moves that were more evened out and allowed superstars to have more opportunities than what they wouldn’t have necessairly have if there was no draft. Makes me wonder where would Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes be if they had just stayed on for an additional year. In the last year, we saw Naomi capture her first Women’s Championship which was long overdue, and the same with Bray Wyatt. He was crowned WWE World Champion and was part of main eventing WrestleMania 33. But alas, that was last year, and we are here in the now. So the “Shake-Up” took place over the past two days on both RAW and SmackDown, and we saw some decent moves with the following;

To RAW from SmackDown: Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt, Dean Ambrose, The Miz, Maryse, and Mickie James. Also to RAW from SmackDown less signficant moves of; Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins, Goldust, R-Truth, Heath Slater, Rhyno, and Kalisto. Announcer David Otunga.

To SmackDown from RAW: Kevin Owens, Charlotte, Sami Zayn and New Day. Also to SmackDown from RAW less significant moves of; Rusev, Lana, Epico, Primo, Sin Cara and the return of Tamina Snuka who was not drafted last year as she was out due to injury. Announcer Byron Saxton.

Why do I feel that some moves are insignifant? Well lets face it, -Curt Hawkins even coming back was a condundrum in my opinion. He never did anything worthy talking about during his first run and he isn’t doing anything worth talking about now. A complete waste. -Goldust & R-Truth haven’t been relavent in quite sometime. -Heath Slater & Rhyno has fleeting moments of moderate success with short-term gimmicks. Sadly has dragged Rhyno down with him. -Kalisto would have had a decent run if they hadn’t moved Sin Cara over to SmackDown. This does allow him to join the 205 crew, but other than that, Kalisto will no longer be fed to Baron Corbin but insteasd will be a snack for Braun Strowman instead. MMM tastes like a burrito. -David Otunga moving is horrible. If they were going to move him at all, it should have been out the door. He’s not a good commentator, or wrestler. I don’t see him doing well on the RAW commentating team, if anything, his presence with that team is likely going to make Corey Graves stock plummit. Graves has done an amazing job commentating and I can see his career being long term as he always improves.

To SmackDown from RAW acquistions seem a little stronger than some of the crap that moved to RAW. -Rusev and Lana look to be split up, albeit on the same roster. A vignette aired showing Lana separetly from her real-life husband Rusev. Although might be good for her to start getting in-ring work and experience, it’s going to drag Rusev’s stock way down as he is basically nothing without her. He hasn’t had anything really significant in the last few months and nobody seems to care about him as much. -The Shining Stars Epico & Primo. The end. No one cares. -Sin Cara being moved away from the cruiserweight division and the potential reuniting with former tag partner, Kalisto, is a waste of a move. He is much more valuable with Kalisto and/or with the 205 crew. Now he’ll replace Kalisto as Baron Corbin’s meal. -Byron Saxton, I find is also a waste as he had better chemistry with Michael Cole and Graves over on RAW. I wonder how long he’ll last under JBL’s eye and mouth. Seeing as the strength of the team, Mauro, has left the WWE because of JBL’s constant bullying. Whose to say that the same won’t happen to Saxton? He’s not a bad commentator, and is stronger in the booth that Tom Phillips who seems to have taken Mauro’s place.

As for all the big moves that have taken place, it’ll make for interesting television and matches. Lets keep an eye on these moves and maybe next year come back and see how well this round of drafts or shake-ups did.

I don’t really want to drag on and on. I feel I already have. But I’ll take a brief time to catch up with what’s going on in my life. Back in October, I took my daughter, River who was 20 months old at the time to Hamilton Comicon where she and I had our picture taken with WWE Hall of Famer, Mick Foley. She’s met her first wrestler. Lol!! The fight to end whale and dolphin in captivity continues. It’s an uphill battles with a few wins for these amazing animals. Just two weeks ago, my paternal grandmother passed away after a long drawn out struggle with multiple strokes and other issues. After watching her struggle and suffer with breathing and not truly living for a few days, when she finally passed it became a relief. I will miss her. I’ve lost two grandparents in a span of 11 months. It’s been a rough year. My daughter turned 2 years old in February, and is funny, smart, stubborn, active, and beautiful. She loves her superheroes, and her Octonauts, and her Wiggles. We took her to see The Wiggles at Hamilton Place in October and she was so shocked and in constant awe at seeing them in real life. Also, Lachy, the purple wiggle waved to her. Totally made her day. Lol!! She’s growing so fast. I sometimes wish I could stop time and just stare at her and keep her as she is now.


That’s it for me. Until next time…Whenever that will be. Keep your skirts classy and your pants above your ass. Because in life, there are winners and there are losers…Be sexy!

You can reach me on twitter and Instagram both are @OrcaDiva80

That’s it for this time. Not sure when we’ll return, but you never know when we might pop up next. Cheers peeps, and take it e to the zeeeeee.


The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style


I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….


Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.


***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***



Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉


One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL


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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

my foley mask

Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).


Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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WWE Payback Predictions, Saying good-bye to three more, And WM32 Blow-back

In Memory of

*Robert “Blackjack Mulligan” Windham

November 26, 1942 to April 7, 2016

*Jonathan “Balls Mahoney” Rechner

April 11, 1972 to April 12, 2016

*Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

December 27, 1969 to April 20, 2016

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Can we first start off with What the Fuck?! Last month we had three “In Memory of’s” and this month we have three more. All within two weeks of each other. It’s nothing to scoff at that’s for sure. Three wrestling deaths in two weeks, that’s not counting the other celebrities who have passed away. Last week alone there were two celebrities; “Everybody Loves Raymond” Doris Roberts, and of course musical icon Prince, with Chyna the day before Prince. So sad.

Robert Windham was part of one of the greatest tag teams, The Blackjacks. He’s had a very long and fullfilling career with multiple tag team championships through various organizations, like the NWA and WWE. In 2006, he was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Robert Windham is the materal grandfather of two current WWE superstars, Windham and Taylor Rotunda (also known as Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas). Our deepest sympathies the the Windham and Rotunda families.


Everyone knew Jonathan Rechner as Balls Mahoney, and his crazy career in ECW. Balls was a 3-time Tag Team Champion; twice with Spike Dudley and once with Masato Tanaka. His death was rather sudden as it happened the day after his 44the birthday while watching Jeopardy. He was answering questions, then turned over on the couch to get comfortable. His wife found him unconsious and dialled 911. By the time the medics got there, he had passed away. Our condolances to his wife and son, as well as friends and family.


Chyna was called the 9th Wonder of the World as she was built like a truck. She first joined the WWE in 1997 as the femal bodyguard to Shawn Michaels and then boyfriend Hunter Hearst Helmsley as part of DeGeneration-X. She would eventually become a decorative female wrestler, being the first and ONLY female to win the WWE Intercontinental Championship, being the first female to enter the male dominated Royal Rumble, as well as being WWE Women’s Champion before leaving the company. She had a breif stint in New Japan Pro Wrestling and another brief stint in Total Non-stop Action. Sadly, her life would go down a bad path of porn films and drugs. She was even busted for domestic abuse on former DX member and former fiance, Sean “X-Pac” Waltman. It sounded like Chyna got clean enough to then spend time in Japan teaching English. On April 20th, 2016, her friend found her dead in her bed. She died of an “accidental” overdose.


The Skirt Sheet

What a month April has proved to be. WrestleMania thwas an almost seven-hour event of virtually fuck-all. The deaths of wrestler’s and celebrities has been too much, and I lost someone extremely important to me. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Deaths have been happening at a record pace since December 2015. It seems surprise after surprise as the hits just keep on coming. This month, there have been three wrestling deaths; Blackjack Mulligan, Balls Mahoney and Chyna. Chyna’s death has caught the most attention from the media. And although I’m sad that she has passed away so young, I’m more surprised that it took this long. I wish her nothing but peace now. As for the celebrity deaths this month, nothing hit me more than the death of a musical legend. Prince. He was so incredibly talented, and just such an icon. My mom had (still does) a huge stack of vinyl records, and I used to steal Prince’s “Purple Rain” album and play it on my Fisher Price record player. His one of a select few that I would play. Whenever his music came on the radio, or my iPod, the volume would go up, and I’d sing and/or dance along. He’s one of my favourite guitarist, which I don’t think people have given him enough credit for. What I had in his music was in cassette form and I have yet to fill the void in my current musical library with his music. I’ll always party like it’s “1999” whenever I hear a Prince song. Rest In Peace Prince.


My talking about death isn’t over. I wish it was. On Saturday April 16th, 2016, I was forced to say good-bye to my amazing Grandfather. I was lucky to have spent the past 36 years with such an amazing man. This is going to be hard for me to write, as the tears are already filling my eyes. There are so many words that I would love to say right now, but I need to keep this brief. My grandpa Earl, was the most talented man I knew. He would go to work as a cabinet maker, doing work in other people’s houses, come home after a 8-10 hour day and work on his and my grandmother’s lovely home. On weekends he would sit and carve many amazing things, like ducks, santa clauses, a whale (just for me), ornaments, cowboys, you name it, he’s probably carved it. He has taken large pieces of trees that have been cut down and have made super tall carvings of a Canadian Mountie, a bear, a Sailor, and other tree trunk carvings. I’m talking these were 7 feet or more tall carvings. Just amazing. That day, my world just shattered. Everything happened so fast that at the same time it felt as if time just stood still. Two days before he passed away, he was dancing in my parents livingroom with my daughter, his first and only great-grandchild, to the Wiggles. I’m so glad that she got to spend the first 14 months of her life with her Grandpa-Great. I’m so glad that River brought so much joy to my grandfather in these past 14 months too. Since losing my grandmother in October of 2005, I haven’t seen him truly smile until River was born. She brought him so much love and joy and I’m so glad he got to be with her. Even if just for a short time. He got sick so fast. Five hours. That’s all. Blood infection which sent him into septic shock. My mom (his daughter), my dad, brother and his partner, and myself were all there with him when he left us to join my grandmother. His only living brother, Wayne, was able to see him too before he passed away, and his nephew and his wife got there about ten minutes too late. If he only knew just how much he was loved and respected. I never got to tell him I loved him. I had two opportunities to do so that day, but I didn’t expect him to leave us. So no matter what, always say those words. Everyday. He had a hell of a life. A wonderful and respected 87 years. I’ll miss his funny faces, silly jokes, and ribbing. He always made me laugh, always. I was lucky to share all 36 (yes I’m that old) birthday’s with him. I love you so much Grandpa, and I already miss you


Grandpa Earl

March 31, 1929 to April 16, 2016

OK enough sadness already. Now it’s time to start picking bones with the WWE about WrestleMania.

1- It was too fucking long. There wasn’t enough alcohol in my house, ok actually there was, lol. But it was still way too long. If they can overbook a four-hour event with half the good talent injured, that they needed to add two more hours to it, then makes you wonder how bloody long it would have been if those injured guys weren’t injured and also on the card. Like fuck!

2-A No Holds Barred Street Fight with two of the most unpredictable wrestlers, should have been way more exciting and at least a bit bloody than what it was. I was soooo disappointed in the Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar match. Probably the most disappointing match of the entire event for me at least. If you can’t make a NHBSF good, then just make it a regular match. Geeze!

3-If Shane McMahon was just going to run RAW for the rest of the month anyways, what was the fucking point of his match against The Undertaker? The stipulation was, if Shane won the Hell In A Cell match against Taker, he would hae controll of RAW and it would be the last WrestleMania for Undertaker. He did NOT win!! So what was the point? He’s been running RAW since. Do you remember what I said last month about how the WWE doesn’t follow through with any of their storylines? They have no clue what they’re fucking doing!

Match of the night go to the Women’s division’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Those three ladies brought it all. I was not let down by any of it. More so by saying good-bye to the Diva’s championship, and bringing back the Women’s Championship. Bye disgusting Butterfly belt, hello prestigious and classy belt. That was long-overdue. Looks like the term Diva is on the way out as well, as lately they have been referring it to the Women’s Division. Charlotte being the one to represent the rebirth of this title, is a strong way to rebuild the reputation back from when Candace Michelle, Layla and Michelle McCool ruined it and took a giant shit all over the legacy that was built up to it before them. Charlotte is the best way to bring credibilty back to this championship.

Lets talk about the other women’s match. I fucking called it! Thank-you to Paige, Natalya, Emma and Naomi, however for really working hard. It must have been hard to carry the rest of them on your backs. No surprise but Lana sucked as much as her twat did eating up her stupid body suit. Holy camel toe whore bitch. Eva Marie sucked, Brie Bella sucked, but at least thats the last of them. When did the WWE become like the school system? Where everyone gets a WrestleMania paycheck even if they didn’t work hard to deserve it? Our school system passes everyone even if they are technically failing. All because they don’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. Fucking get over it. Life is hard. People are not going to be soft on you you’re whole life. You’re not getting a promotion because the boss feels bad for you, nope, you’ll get fired. Like c’mon! The school system is not preparing the current generation for life outside of those walls. They’re handling them with bubble wrap and padding to keep their feelings from getting hurt. I had to work my ass off. No kid is going to work their ass off if they are just going to be handed a pass anyways. My daughter, is going to work her ass off. If she doesn’t deserve to be passed, I’ll be the one, saying “no, she needs to work harder and doesn’t deserve this. Hold her back.” That may make me a bitch, but you know what, I want my daughter to work hard for her goals. Working hard and knowing you deserve the reward at the end, teaches disapline and most importantly, self-respect. When you hand the ultimate goal of WrestleMania and the paycheck that goes along with it, to people like Eva Marie, and Lana, and they still can’t deliver, they don’t deserve to be there. They clearly haven’t worked hard enough for it. They shouldn’t have just been handed that opportunity. They did not deserve that opportunity.

It’s nice to see the WWE pushing some of NXT talent. Baron Corbin was the surprise winner of the Andre The Giant Battle Royal at WrestleMania, and has worked hard since. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady, The Vaudvillians and Apollo Crews have all been called up to the main roster. Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens have been given the opportunity and they’ve run with it. But it sucks that guys like Neville and Tyler Breeze, seem to be held down.

Looks like Wade Barrett is gone. The League of Nations turned on him and he hasn’t been seen since. Obviously this saddens and angers me. I loved that guy. He told the company a few months back that he was unhappy with what they’ve done with him and had decided not to resign in June. I don’t bloody blame him. I’m still going to blame John Cena for holding Wade back since he doesn’t like Wade at all. And I can blame him because this is my blog and I can do whatever the hell I want.

I’m totally loving the Edge and Christian show. OMG, Mat and I watch it each week together and we sit there just killing ourselves laughing. Maybe we are immature, or we think the same way as E&C. Oh man. So friggin’ good.

I’m happy that Maryse is back in the WWE. I’ve always liked her. During her first run, she was one of the only women to have developed a decent character, and could cut decent promos. She was a solid in-ring worker, who worked hard and kept learning. She made for an excellent heel diva. Maryse is probably more well-liked than her husband, The Miz. I’m just glad she’s back and I hope she’ll get back into the ring again.

There will be some changes to the cast of Total Diva’s. Bye-bye to Rosa, Alicia and Mandy (who?), and say hello to Lana, Renee Young and Maryse. There will also be a spin-off called Total Bellas, which will continue to follow Nichol and Brie, and their family. However, they will still be featured on Total Diva’s. I’m wondering if it’ll just be for season 6 because the footage has already been taken for the show, or because they are the attention whores that we think them to be? They don’t need to be on Total Diva’s if they have their own show. The only way I’ll watch Total Bella’s is for Daniel Bryan. OMG he cracks me up. Total Bella’s will feature Nikki and Brie, John and Bryan, their mother Kathy and her new husband, John Laurenitus, and their brother JJ and his wife. Yeah Bryan is the only one interesting on that show.

I’m too tired to go on, so I’m finishing this sucker off here. Besides, I have work to do. Enjoy this weekend’s event. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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What’s crackin’….uhh…..crackers? Sorry, was that racist? I don’t fucking care. Anybody will get offended by any little thing these days. Ya know, it’s like I don’t even need to try anymore. It used to be a challenge to try and get under people’s skins, but with how the world is today, all I have to do is show up! “Generation Butt-hurt” has taken all the sport out of my game….but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop playing it.

So, this Sunday is WWE Payback, or as we here in the Fatal 4-Way call it, Refund! That is, until they put all WWE PPVs exclusively on the WWE Network and nobody can really get their money back if they are unhappy with the product. You want to talk about disappointing, though? Even though I had a great time watching WrestleMania, I just felt more and more disheartened with every match’s outcome seeing that pretty much none of my predictions were right. I got all the Pre-Show matches right, but those probably don’t even count. Come the main card….I flopped worse than a hockey fan trying to call the winner of the Super Bowl! Let’s just say it….my WrestleMania predictions were BOOTY! Should have eaten my Booty-Os that morning, but I was fresh out. I let my kids have the last bowl.

Come to think about it, I should probably knock it off with the New Day references for a while. Word of it might get back to them somehow, and then I will have to sit through them calling this little social experiment of mine….”Sarge’s Booty Camp”. I am not sure if I would be honored or upset by that.


I had to chuckle a little during this commercial they showed during SmackDown about the Make-A-Wish foundation and how the WWE superstars are so honored to be a part of these kids’ lives and what-not. I am not trying to make fun of any of it because I have very deep respect for this foundation and what WWE has done for them. The thing that made me laugh was this one piece of footage they showed with Brock Lesnar holding this one kid up over his head like Simba being presented to all the animals of the Pride Lands. I bet this kid didn’t sign up to get “Lion King’d” as part of that deal. Does that make the wrestling ring they were in the “Squared Circle of Life”? What was going through that kid’s head at that moment? Hakuna Matata means I just shat myself.

Okay, I am done.


I love that Shane McMahon was still given control of RAW even after he lost against The Undertaker at WrestleMania. I mean, there really was no other way that match could have ended, even after Shane jumped off the top of the cell (probably the only thing I mentioned in my last article that actually happened that night), no way WWE was going to have Undertaker sent packing like that.

What has begun to worry me is the reappearance of Stephanie McMahon into the equation. Now, Vince McMahon is scheduled to appear at WWE Payback and decide which one of them is going to run RAW. This is worrisome to me because it reeks of a possible return of the brand split! Vinnie Mac, in all his senile splendor, could very well give control of RAW to either Shane of Steph….and then let whoever is left run SmackDown as part of this sibling rivalry angle. The last time there was a brand split, I hated every minute of it. It seemed pointless and made it confusing to follow certain storylines because the people involved in them were only on TV once a week. That said, it also will cause lacking storyline and character development. How is any of this a good thing?? Anyone?? Bueller?? I’ll judge by all the crickets I hear in response that nobody else wants this to happen, either. I don’t blame you.


Zack Ryder. Good Lord, talk about pointless shit. Having him get the “upset of the century” fluke win for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania was just another “WTF” moment by the end of RAW the following night after The Miz won the IC title from Ryder. It sparked a short feud with The Miz that also saw the return of Cesaro, but if you ask me, the best thing to come out of this storyline with The Miz and Zack Ryder was the return of Maryse! God, how I missed her. I know she was never the greatest in-ring talent (though she wasn’t terrible), but she still looks just as sexy as I remember. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Sure, we probably have Botox and the greatest surgeons money can buy to thank for keeping her looking so fresh and amazing, but I’m not going to complain. She looks great and I am glad she is back on TV. I only wish she was back performing in the ring as well. Anyway….right back in the old Spank Bank, she goes!

Yes, I am a pig. Whatcha gonna do?


Well, I don’t know what you’re gonna do, but I am going to hit the bricks for now. Yeah, I know. This one was kind of short, but Hell…they can’t all be ‘War and “Peace, now can they? Deal with it, cupcake.

I’ll catch you all next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone and welcome back to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is doing well. I’m enjoying a 5 day vacation this week. I’m on day two of five now. Today was a lot of fun. I ended up being a tourist in Niagara Falls today! It was a lot of fun! 🙂 I had a great time with my friend/co-worker Jen. We went up the Skylon Tower, then we did Journey Behind The Falls, then we went to Boston Pizza for lunch, and after that we went to the Hershey’s Store. So it was a fun time indeed! I guess now it is time to get into some wrestling news and opinions…

First off lets talk about WrestleMania 32. It wasn’t so bad. I did enjoy it. It was better than I thought it was going to be. I miss a few matches because I didn’t finish work until 7:20pm that day and it takes about 45 mins to get to Diva’s house. But once I got there, it was a great time! I probably say my two favourite matches were The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon and Charlotte vs Sasha vs Becky. Both matches were awesome and I was really happy with both of them. The Undertaker won his match(which I did pick him to win) and of course Shane McMahon did the jump off the top of the cage. That was pretty cool to see! Charlotte won her match. I was really hoping that they would give Sasha the Women Championship but I know it might take a while before she actually gets it. But I do believe she is better performer in the Women division. Just sayin! Lol

The Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar match was a little disappointing. I thought they would of had a better match but it just didn’t really jell. There were a few mistakes and the wrong wrestler went over. It should of been Dean. But I don’t book WWE so I guess it isn’t my call! Lol

The main event between Triple H and Roman Reigns was what I suspected and it was Roman going over winning the WWE World Championship. Now Roman is our WWE Champion lol yay! Of course the fans aren’t happy with that and I don’t really blame them either. Oh well. I guess we will see how long this championship reign will last!

Moving on into the sad news we lost a few wrestlers since the last time we blog. Chyna and Axel Rotten both passed away. One wasn’t really a surprise but the other one was. Both were talented performers and they will be missed. When Chyna first started wrestling she did break barriers in the WWE for the women who came after her. She was a great wrestler and it saddens me how the last few years of her life she decided to go down in a dark path and it lead her to her early death. This could of been preventable and I heard people close to her tried to help her out. I just still find it pretty sad. Now she is gone. May she rest in peace.

Of course another celebrity well I should say singer passed away last week and that was Prince. I really loved his music. He has so many hits and I remember buying his Diamond and Pearls cassette(yes I used to buy those) and I was so in awe with it. Such an amazing Artist that I never got to see live. 😦

The PPV is this Sunday and main event is Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles. AJ won a Fatal 4-Way match to become the number 1 contender for the WWE Championship. It should be a good match, I don’t think AJ will win but I would love to see him though! I do believe his buddies who showed up on RAW will turn on him and cost him the match. Then aline with Roman Reigns. Which would make sense because everyone is booing Reigns right now so they might as well make him a heel!

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you all enjoy the PPV and the weather! Here’s hoping for some more warmer weather! Have a nice day!

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Kick-Off Show: -WWE United States Championship:C) Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto


Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

Diva’s Prediction: Sami Zayn

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-No.1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:

Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady vs. The Vaudvillians

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz vs. Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Uso’s vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

-Who Will Take Over RAW: Shane McMahon or Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Vince splits the brands and puts Shane in charge of RAW/Steph in charge of SmackDown

Diva’s Prediction: Shane (Steph will get SD)

King Greg’s Prediction: Shane McMahon

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Natalya

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles (hopefully)

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns with help from Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

That’s it for us for now, see you at the next WWE Event Extreme Rules on May 22nd. We will just be here with predictions, not blogs. Enjoy!

Discussing the Show of Shows; WRESTLEMANIA 32!!

In Memory Of

Eiji Ezaki (Hayabusa)

November 29, 1968-March 3, 2016


Gary Lee “Charles” Fulton

March 9, 1949-March 5, 2016


Kris Travis

December 16, 1983-March 31, 2016

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Are you ready for WRESTLEMAAAAANIAAAAAAA?!!! Probably not, lol. Doesn’t look to be a strong event but none the less us loyal and maybe even stupid fans will still tune in, and then one of two things will happen; we will either be surprised and love it or we will shit all over it. I doubt there will be any inbetween. So doubt it. Lol!!

As you can see not only did we kick-off the Mania blog with an “In Memory Of” but we kicked it off with two. Probably not the most well known to most of us North Americans is the first one; Japanese Professional Wrestler, Eiji Ezaki, also known as Hayabusa. He lead a wonderful career that ended too soon when he went to do a top rope moonsault and landed on his head, paralyzing him. He then began a music career and was suppose to meet a friend and bar tender on the night of his death, but never showed up. He died of a subarachnoid hemorrhage. He was 47.


Gary Lee Fulton wrestled in North America under the name Journeyman Charles Fulton. He began his career in 1968 and worked right until 1992. He even worked for the World Wrestling Federation at one point. His wife stated that he had been dealing with a bad heart for about 30 years, but it finally killed him when he died of Congestive Heart Failure.

Charles Fulton

Kris Travis was a British wrestler who may not be super well known to North American fans, but was well loved and respected among the global wrestling community. Such a young soul to be taken from the world, he passed away this past Thursday after losing his battle to stomach cancer.

Kris Travis

So now with all that sad stuff out the way, on to the other sad stuff…Talk of WrestleMania. Enjoy the read peeps….


Hey everyone, how are we doing today? I can’t believe March is over already and Easter too! I hope everyone had a great Easter(if you celebrated it). My Easter was good. I actually went home a few days before Easter to celebrate my birthday and Easter with my family. It was very nice! We went out to this nice restaurant in Guelph. It was a nice visit! I also got my teeth cleaned too! Lol Anyway lets get on with some wrestling.

First I’m going to talk about something positive! I went to see Jake The Snake Robert’s show at a comedy club in St. Catharines. Yeah it was such an honour to see his show! He really had some funny stories from the road. He also talked about his struggle with his life and how he has changed for the better! He is a remarkable guy and he is actually really down to earth! If you get a chance to see him do his show, please do so! You won’t be sorry! I will probably see him again in June when he is at Niagara Falls Comic Con along with Shawn Michaels and Ricky Steamboat.

Now it is time to get into the negative stuff…WrestleMania 32. I don’t know about you guys but this card looks pretty bad. There are only really two matches I want to see on this PPV and that is Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar and Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch. Those seem to be the ones that I am really interested in! That’s pretty bad. First off I want to say Dean Ambrose should be the WWE World Champion. He shouldn’t of lost against Triple H at the Roadblock a few weekends ago. He actually won the match but the ref said his feet were under the ropes?! I don’t know, it was a close one. But anyway Dean should be in the main event, it shouldn’t be Roman Reigns. Don’t get me wrong I do like Roman but he shouldn’t be in the main event at WM 32.

The three-way for the Divas championship is going to be a great wrestling match! I wouldn’t be shocked if this match steals the show! We all know all three of these women can wrestle and if WWE lets them put on a great 20 minute match I’m sure the fans will love that! I’m hoping for good things to come out of this match! I hope I don’t get disappointed!

Now onto the WWE World Championship match between Roman Reigns vs Triple H. I don’t really see Triple H going over in this match. Too be honest the majority of the fans will be cheering on Triple H in this match. Even though he is the heel, it is WWE’s fault for shoving Roman down our throats. The fans don’t want to see this match and Vince thinks we do. So what ever! Lol

I don’t know what’s going to happen between Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match. If Shane wins he gets control of RAW, if The Undertaker loses he can’t wrestle at WrestleMania anymore. Well for one thing I don’t want to see The Undertaker lose. I don’t think it would be right for Shane McMahon to beat The Undertaker. The Undertaker is WrestleMania. I know he has lost one match against Brock at WM and that should only be it. He shouldn’t have to lose to Shane. But I guess we will see what happens. If Shane does win control of RAW that could be good too I suppose. But I guess we will see what happens.

Those are the top matches, there are more matches but to be honest I just don’t really care to write about them. Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles will be good, but we have already seen it so many times already! Lol

Anyway that’s it for me, enjoy the PPV is you’re going to watch it! See you next time! Have a nice day!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***



OOOOOOOHHHHH, Fatal 4-Way!!! Don’t you dare be sour. Clap for your friendly neighborhood Sarge….and feel the POWWWEERRRRRR!!

It’s the Boot Camp, yes it is!

Actually, people….forget that whole “clap” thing. I’ve heard “the clap” can be some nasty shit. Always wear protection, guys! Seriously. The New Day with all their hip gyrations and talking about clap. That’s just sick to actually come out in front of a national television audience and glamourize venereal diseases like that. I thought WWE was rated PG. Someone ought to take those silly llama dicks off of New Day’s heads and slap some Trojans on those fuckers STAT!

Hahaha…oh, that was great. But, all joking aside, welcome to the WrestleMania 32 edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp! One more time!! Here we are to have a little fun talking about this year’s Showcase of the Immortals. Let’s skip the formalities and get this bitch rolling, shall we?

Now, long-time fans of the Boot Camp will know that every WrestleMania edition, I like to post my list of completely random thoughts and talking points known as “RandomMania”. Well, there have been rumblings within the team that this year may be our final run as the Fatal 4-Way. With that said, this year’s WrestleMania edition could very well be our last one. Sure, we’ve had some fun with the randomness in the past, but this time, I wanted to have a good solid game plan going into this big issue. What better subject matter to discuss than the matches themselves?

First off, we have the Kick-Off show, featuring the 3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal. Not to crap all over the legacy of Andre, but this Battle Royal is really just a way of throwing every mid-low card schlub who didn’t already have a match on the main card into a match that some people might even forget about or miss entirely (being on the pre-show and all). Honestly, not having the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a match featured on the main WrestleMania card and dumping it to the Kick-Off show is kind of a slap in the face to Andre in the first place. However, that’s only my opinion. It’s sad to think that WWE uses this match as filler rather than as a fitting tribute as it was meant to be.

Coming up next, we have the WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match. Huge match! Huge opportunity for any of the participants. Any of them….except maybe a small few who have no business being anywhere near the fucking ring during the match. I’m talking about Zack Ryder, Sin Cara and Stardust. What the actual fuck were they thinking slapping three of the roster’s most lovable losers into the picture for a title shot at something none of them deserve. Stardust should be wasting everyone’s time in the Andre Battle Royal. Sin Cara should have turned heel and be feuding with Kalisto for the US title in a jealousy angle that started with the end of the Lucha Dragons tag team when Sin Cara turned on his more successful fellow luchador. Zack Ryder should have stayed hyped with that goofy bastard Mojo Rawley back in NXT and be watching Mania from the locker room. Is this possibly due to the amount of injured superstars who could have been more legitimate participants in this match? Things that make you go……bbbbllllaaarrrffffff!!!

Moving on….let’s talk a minute about AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This is one of the matches I am really looking forward to. I was a little leary of seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring at first, but he is growing on me. The fact that Chris Jericho has been all up in AJ’s chili since the Royal Rumble has sort of kept Styles back, if you ask me. It’s just Jericho all the time. I will be glad to see this feud die, and hopefully it will happen this Sunday. When it does finally end, it only makes sense for AJ Styles to move on with the final victory over Y2J. Or, is it….Y2Jackass?? That kills me every time! I can’t believe nobody came up with it sooner. AJ Styles sounds like a little mop-topped Stone Cold right there. LOL

What’s next? Oh, right. The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz. I say The Usos are going to take this simply because The Dudley Boyz seem to have become the latest victims of WWE’s lack of creativity. They have had Bubba Ray and D’von turn away from what they have been known for their entire careers (putting people through tables) and it honestly just makes them an average tag team. There is no more anticipation of if/when the tables will come out. Face it….The Dudleys are just “duds” now. The Usos are far more colorful and entertaining. The Dudleys kind of suck now, but it’s really not even their fault. At least they can say they are still better than The Ascension. I don’t recall Konnor and Viktor winning a match since maybe a couple months after their main roster debut.

If you ask me, the WWE United States Championship match between Kalisto and Ryback makes about as much sense as an airplane being wrecked by hitting a deer. I don’t see the reasoning behind it except to give Ryback something to do that night. He just sort of showed up and has been in Kalisto’s grill…basically acting as a bully. Kudos to WWE for promoting an anti-bullying campaign and then promoting one of their superstars who is being a bully. #WWELogic makes my damn head hurt sometimes!

Remember when I talked about the Andre the Giant Battle Royal being used a filler and a way to give people who had nothing better going on to have a match at WrestleMania? Well, here is another such case. The 5-on-5 Diva’s Match. This thing is a clusterfuck in every sense. All they did was take five of the cast members of Total Divas and team them against five other “heel” Divas. Here’s the funny part….they put Eva Marie as a member of the Total Divas team, which is essentially the “face” team in this match. Eva Marie is universally hated in NXT, and for good reason. She stinks on ice, people! Seriously. She has all the wrestling ability of a pair of Luke Harper’s dirty underwear. Got that visual now? You’re welcome. You might say you really didn’t need it, but admit it! You did! You totally DID!! Anyway, aside from maybe Natalya and Paige, this match will be a huge waste of time, but I know WWE is always looking out for the fans. This will be our cue to make a trip to the shitter and have some time to refill our beer and nachos….or whatever you might be stuffing down your face holes during the show. It won’t be a total waste of time as long as you use that time wisely. Fuck, for all I care, go and have a quickie in the bedroom! I won’t judge.

The No Holds Barred Street Fight between Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar is going to be a mess. I have to say I have liked the build-up for this match simply because Ambrose is ridiculous and a lot of fun to watch. I know a lot of you don’t share that opinion, but hey….whatever. This match will be ugly, no doubt. I am sure Ambrose will make it fun in the process as he carries Lesnar’s lumbering carcass around the arena. I mean, as much fun as a No Holds Barred Street Fight is going to be, anyway.

Next up, we have The New Day vs. League of Nations in a 4 on 3 handicap tag match. Everyone is saying The New Day is at a disadvantage for once because they are in the unique situation of being outnumbered. Sure, I can believe that. What I don’t believe in is that The League of “Booty” still has any chance of winning. The New Day have proven themselves to be very resourceful and sneaky…even willing to cheat when necessary to get the win. I hope they do, and not just because I chose them in my predictions. The League of Nations is just so dull, I am praying for the day this faction goes the way of the Dodo and we never EEEEEEEEEEVERRRRR see or hear from it…… A-GAIN!!

Let’s just get the WWE World Heavyweight Championship talk over with so we can get it out of our mouths for good. If you ask me, Triple H becoming the World Champion at the Royal Rumble was probably the best thing to come out of this feud. He is the lesser of two evils seeing how Roman Reigns is so widely disliked by the WWE fans and the IWC sheep. I really don’t hate Roman, but I also do not want to see him as champion. This is a long shot, but with Dean Ambrose having crossed paths with Triple H at WWE Roadblock, and Reigns currently facing off against The Authority….what would happen if say, Seth Rollins makes his return during the World title match after Ambrose runs down to interfere. However, Rollins then turns on The Authority and The Shield reunites to powerbomb Triple H through the announce table and effectively put The Authority off TV for a long time. This would also help to tie into another scenario if Shane McMahon gains control of Monday Night RAW, it would give The Authority that “excuse” they’d need for an extended leave of absence from WWE programming.

Another match I am actually looking forward to seeing is the WWE Diva’s Championship Triple Threat Match. I think the main reason why I am so eager to see this match is because there is a good chance that a new champion will be crowned. I am getting a little tired of Ric Flair involving himself in Charlotte’s matches. It cheapens her status as a legitimate champion, but I guess that’s part of the point. I think it’s just a way to allow Naitch to be at ringside to ogle and grope Charlotte’s opponents under the guise of “interference”. No disrespect to the two-time Hall of Famer, but it’s just getting creepy now. Regardless, it will be interesting to see what happens in the Women’s division after WrestleMania. I have heard the entire division is being revamped and the term “Diva” is no longer going to be used. Also, I have seen an article that states the fruity butterfly title belt is going away. About fucking time!! There is a lot at stake in this Triple Threat match, and with these proposed changes coming soon, there is a lot to look forward to in the Women’s division in the coming weeks

What can be said that hasn’t already been said about Shane McMahon and The Undertaker? This has to be the biggest match of the night. It’s even bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship match is the sheer magnitude of what hangs in the balance. If The Undertaker wins, Shane is gone for good. If Shane wins, he gains complete control over Monday Night RAW and The Undertaker is finished. As much as it makes sense for Taker to murder Shane inside that cell, I hope that’s not the case. The ramifications of a Shane McMahon victory far outweigh the results of any other outcome. Shane promises the dawn of a new WWE if he gains control. This is the kind of change that the company is in extremely dire need of. That said, WWE logic would dictate Shane loses at Mania, and the same shit will continue as normal. Shane losing this Sunday will be deeply disappointing for me personally because I am hoping to see this change that he has described in the past month. Shane loses, then all that big talk was nothing more than, well….talk. We get nothing out of this except maybe a match that is really hard to watch in some cases. The promise of brutality in this match is astronomical. We got a taste of that on RAW last Monday night when Shane performed his trademark “Leap of Faith” from the ring post to the announcer’s table. Fans new and old ate that shit up like it was the best thing they’d seen in nearly a decade, and….they were probably right. Unfortunately for Shane, the cell will be between him and the announcer’s table in his match against The Undertaker. The only way he can do his flying elbow drop onto The Deadman at WrestleMania is if he pulls a Mick Foley and jumps off the top of the cell itself. This isn’t the Attitude Era, and I doubt WWE will allow anyone to put themselves in harm’s way to that extent these days. Who knows? I guess we will have to wait and see how this all goes down.


Alright, troops. That’s all I’ve got for you this time. Nothing else to really say but, enjoy WrestleMania (if you can). The fallout alone should be something we can all look forward to. I’ll catch up with you all next time. Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Welcome to the WrestleMania edition of The Skirt Sheet. All things WrestleMania, mixed in with some bitching. I aim to please, lol. So Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness.

So Fastlane back in February was a predictable joke. What transpired since then shows that the direction the WWE is going is, well all over the bloody place. Nobdy knows where to go or what they’re doing. If the WWE higher-ups would just listen to their talent and their fans, thigns might look better than this current WrestleMania 32 card.

First Mistake: Not following through on a storyline that they started between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar. They started it, but just sort of put it on the back burner. Both guys are apparently very unhappy with this, and were open about it. If Brock Lesnar was put into the title picture at WrestleMania to help with the lack of top teer talent who are all out on injuries, then it would be a different story, but he’s not. He’s in a program with the lunatic fringe, Dean Ambrose. WWE should finsih what they started, and that was suppose to be Wyatt vs. Lesnar. The Wyatt’s aren’t even really involved in WrestleMania, so they will likely involve themselves in the match between Lesnar and Ambrose, either during or after.

Second Mistake: Putting a guy the fans clearly hate in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match and shoving him, ala John Cena, down our throats. Despite being a babyface, the fans have been crapping all over Roman Reigns since the first time he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s been so bad they had to take him off of television for a while, and create fake injury and surgery in hopes the fans would find sympathy with Reigns. It didn’t work. The heat is still on Reigns, and Triple H who is suppose to be the heel is getting all the cheers no matter what he does. The more the WWE tries to get the fans behind Reigns, the more they hate him. He may look like a champion, may even have the work ethic, but he cannot talk worth shit and what does come out of his mouth is so cocky and fake sounding, that he’s lost majority of his supporters. What the fans clearly wanted was for Dean Ambrose to be against Triple H at WrestleMania 32. They aren’t getting what they want and have been begging for. They want Ambrose as champion.

Dean Ambrose continues to have great matches, including the one teaser/taste of Ambrose vs. Triple H at Roadblock in Toronto, and he’s hot with the crowds. It’s been awhile since the fans have found someone to really get behind. I mean truly get behind. I’m not talking the brainwashing the WWE had to do with Cena, by catering to all children, horny teenage females, and the young homosexuals, but this time the true, hardcore and faithful, long-time fans have found someone they want. That they want to see succeed since CM Punk. Ambrose is serious, yet exhudes a dry sense of humour that mature fans love, and has mad mic skills, in-ring ability, and charisma.

I get the WWE is scrambling to fill holes that have been left from the injured superstars, and that list is rather extensive; Seth Rollins, John “Barf” Cena, Randy Orton, Neville, Sting, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Daniel Bryan, and even Nikki Bella. Daniel Bryan’s officially retired from wrestling due to all his injuries. It’s sad because he was such a solid worker, and truly loved this business. He was an amazing draw and had a lot a head of him. His career was definitley amazing but full of hardships. Must suck to get to the top and then have to let go of everything because you’re plagued by injuries. I feel for him and will miss him. Tyson Kidd might be in a smiliar situation after suffering a major neck injury. He’s such a talented in-ring performer who still has much to add to his accomplishments. As a huge fan of Tyson’s, I don’t want his career to end now. I want to see him soar and reach great heights. Neville is the recent addition to the list of injured superstars after suffering a broken ankle in his match against Chris Jericho a few weeks back. Jericho apparently got pissed off at referee Charles “lil’ Naitch” Robinson for not stopping the match. Either way, Neville’s WrestleMania is ruined, as I’m sure he was scheduled to be a part of the ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship.

Side Note: On RAW Last Week, before it was even announced….

I called it! Just saying!

For the record, it’s not cocky if I can back it up. Lol!

A major question is, how will the WWE manage to fill up a 4-hour show? With the lack of talent right now, they’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why would they even attempt the Andre The Giant Battle Royal? And why put it on the pre-show? They can’t possibly have enough superstar power to fill that one match. So far they have yet to really show that they do have the talent. So far it’s past winner Big Show, Kane, The Social Outcast, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango (where the fuck has he been lately??), Damine Sandow (see Fandango side note), Darren Young (Fandango note), Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, and R-Truth. Aside from Tyler Breeze, who should have been in the ladder match and Zack Ryder in this shit-hole of a match, the line-up sucks. I think I just answered my own question as to why this is on the pre-show. Because no one watches the fucking pre-show. Breeze in the battle royal and Ryder in the ladder match? That’s horrible, then again the WWE isn’t exactly known for their excellent booking strategy.

If there ever was an ample opportunity to showcase the NXT talent, it’s at WrestleMania. At Roadblock, they had the NXT tag team champions The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore, and they put on a wonderful match. It was one of the better matches at Roadblock.

If stars from NXT are used at WrestleMania, it will all depend on what happens at NXT Take Over Dallas two nights before Mania. They would likely be used in the Battle Royal as fillers. I guess we will find out.

Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar will be in a “No Holds Barred” “Street Fight”. Why all the quoation marks you ask, well… For starters, isn’t a “street fight” already “no holds barred”? And, isn’t a “street fight” suppose to take place in the street and not start in the ring? Lets face it, it’s been a very long time since a WWE “street fight” has started anywhere but in the ring and stayed mostly in the ring. Not very street like is it? O it’s not technically a street fight. Remember that strange, yet epic street fight between Goldust and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania 12? That wasn’t even billed as a street fight, I think they called it a Hollywood Backlot brawl, or something. Either way, it took place mostly outside of the ring, and even included a tacky OJ Simpson-like car chase. Yes it eventually ended up in the ring, but it started in the “streets”. I would love to see something like that happen, minus Lesnar in women’s underwear. Yuck! I think I just puked in my mouth. No matter what, it should be a solid match. Afterall, legend Mick Foley gave Ambrose “Barbie” and Terry Funk gave him a chainsaw. I’m actually looking forward to this one.

I’m also looking forward to the WWE Diva’s Championship triple threat match between champion, Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch. These ladies have some serious in-ring talent. It’s nice to see them get a chance to showcase it. I would love to see Becky Lynch take the title. She never had the chance to be NXT Women’s Champion, so this would be a sweet way for her to become champion. I’m just not sure we will see a title change here. Also, wouldn’t now be a great time to retire the stupid Diva’s championship and bring back and restore the damage legacy to the former Women’s Championship belt? Thank-you Michelle McCool, Layla and Candice Michelle for ruining a belt that great women once held. Fucking twat waffles!

**Addition: According to the wrestling dirt sheets, there is a major rumour going around that this Monday after WrestleMania, there will no longer be a Diva’s Championship title belt but a brand new Women’s Championship title belt that is apparently similiar in design to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt but smaller and on a white strap. May I just say, Thank-God!

I tweeted the WWE that I would pay them if they did NOT book Kalisto vs. Ryback for WrestleMania 32. Needless to say, I don’t have to pay them. I’ve got nothing against Kalisto, but I don’t see Ryback as a good wrestler. He’s good at injuring people because he’s fucking sloppy. I wouldn’t be surpried if he was the one behind half the injuries on the list above of injured superstars.

They apparently booked a 5-on-5 diva’s match to allow the other diva’s to get paid. If a match gets bumped, it’ll likely be this one, and I’m ok with that. This one is complete shit! SHIT I say!! Summer Rae, Lana, Emma, Tamina, and Naomi against, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, and Eva Marie. They ran out of diva’s on the main roster that they had to bring up Eva Marie from the NXT roster. A self-proclaimed female wrestler with the ability of a spatcula and the fans hate her. Not that the talent in this match is any better. Aside from Natalya, Paige, Emma and Naomi, the rest can’t really wrestle. Tamina, isn’t horrible but she’s nothing but power moves, and lack of skill and corridination. You watch her, after she slams someone, she generally just stands over them like waiting for something to come to her to do next. Lana has never even had a match before. Her last feud was with Summer Rae and now they’re like all buddy-buddy? Alicia Fox is sloppy. Not Ryback sloppy but pretty damn sloppy. The worst part is I want to like her but I can’t. Brie Bella. What can I say about Brie Bella? As a person outside of the ring, I really like her. I like that she’s down to earth and environmentally cautious and such. In the ring, she’s fucking horrible. She knows 5-moves! 2 are her hubby’s movies, the yes lock and the kicks, then she has the drop kick which she can do from standing and the top rope (bravo, that still counts as one fucking move), the Bella Buster, and a clothes-line (every woman should know how to use a clothes-line, sorry not a femminist here). So yes this will suck. We will just lable this Vince’s Boner match for all you fellas. For me it’s go pee match number two. Right behind Ryback vs. Kalisto.

For go pee match number three it’s the Dudley’s vs. The Uso’s. I’ll be letting out some alcohol during these three matches.

Since I’ve already talked about Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and how this will likely end in a way that people are pissed right off, I’ll go to the more important match, which I would like to call the “What were they thinking?” Match.

Hell In A Cell! Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker. If Shane O’ Mac wins, he gets control of RAW, and if Undertaker loses, this will be his LAST WrestleMania. Which could very well be his retirement match. Shall we start from the beginning? I’m a huge Undertaker fan. I’ve never wanted him to lose at WM. Pretty sure I’ve made that quite clear in the past. I’m also a fan of Shane O’Mac’s. I marked out huge over his return. I was so excited that it took me a few days to really digest what the fuck just happened. The Undertaker can’t and shouldn’t lose to Shane McMahon, yet, the WWE needs Shane badly for television. So now what? Undertaker deserves a better retirement match and should be against someone who truly deserves this honour. Triple H comes to mind. You can’t have a count-out or a disqualification in a Hell In A Cell match. You have to have a clear winner. But who? Admittingly, this isn’t an easy match to predict, however, judging from some of the rumours circulating, the WWE is preparing a brand-split. Again. RAW vs. SmackDown. This suggests that Shane McMahon is walking out the winner. My buddy thinks it’ll be Shane going over and Undertaker “retiring” but then Shane re-hires him. Darren doesn’t think that the Undertaker will go out with little to know fan-fare and the match he deserves. Although I agree that Undertaker deserves a better retirement match, with all the bells and whistles, I could see the man behind the Undertaker being the type to prefer to retire quietly. I guess all we can do is wait and find out. I’ll have tissue ready just in case. Lol! I have these ones that have a cool touch. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to this match, I just wish it was a bit different for both men. I do like the fact that it’s not all that predictable.

Should be an interesting event. As always I’ll be throwing a small party. I just hope it doesn’t completely suck. My prediction for RAW the night after is that we will likely see Bayle, and Samoa Joe OR Finn Balor on the main roster. Guess that depends on what happens at NXT Take Over.

As always, enjoy the event, whether you’re at home or in Dallas at WrestleMania, either way have fun and stay safe. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 32

Dallas, Texas

April 2, 2016

Kick-Off Show:

-3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal:

Participants: Kane, Big Show, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane (because I have no f’n clue)
Diva’s Prediction: who cares……. Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

WrestleMania 32:

-WWE Intercontintal Championship Ladder Match:

C) Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles
Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-Tag Team Grudge Match: The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s
Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE United States Championship: C)Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto
Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

-5-on-5 Diva’s Match: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige vs. Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma

Natalya & Eva Marie & Lana

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma
Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige, Natalya & Eva Marie

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma

-No Hold’s Barred Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-Battle For Tag Team Supremacy: New Day vs. League of Nations

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day
Diva’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: League of Nations

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Triple H vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match: C)Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-Hell In A Cell (Shane McMahon wins, he gets control of RAW and Undertaker has to retire):

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

Sarge’s Prediction: Shane McMahon
Diva’s Prediction: Oh this kills me to do this…Shane McMahon

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for us this month, we will see you at the next WWE Event. Enjoy WrestleMania 32, if you can. It looks like there could be some last minute changes. Matches moved around, and all that jazz to make room for longer matches for the more worthy ones. Be safe and enjoy!

Saying Good-Bye To Roddy Piper & SummerSlam 2015

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In Memory of

Roderic “Rowdy Roddy Piper” Toombs

April 17, 1954-July 31, 2015


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Hey there people, I hate to start of the blog with negative news, and as I’m sure you all have heard by now that Wrestling legend and WWE Hall of Famer, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, passed away suddenly at his home on July 31st. He died of a heart attack in his sleep. We are all saddened and shocked by this news, but the Rowdy one will never be forgotten.

We here at the Fatal 4-Way, send our deepest sympathies to his family and friends. Rowdy in Peace Hot Rod!! We all love you down here!!

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So who is excited for SummerSlam? I am, so much so that as soon as Stephen Amell of Arrow was added to a match, I got the WWE Network! Lol!!! Love it! Anyways, I’ll shut it and get to damn bidness.

So this is totally happening…

Amell Summer Slam

I’m super stoked for it. I pretty much figured that if Stephen Amell was involved some way that he would either be teaming or in the corner of Neville, and I knew it would be against Stardust, but I thought The Miz not King Barrett would be involved. To all of you who know me, know that this must kill me to have Amell and Neville on one side, and King Barrett on the other. I love Barrett, and I love Amell and Neville, so what is a girl to do? Find out in my predictions. It’s not an easy choice for me to choose.

Pretty much the rest of the card is looking mediocre for being a 4-hour pay-per-view. Four hours makes me tired just thinking about it that my planned day-time nap, is now gone out the window as Mat is hosting game day at our place and all of his friends will be at our place during the day and mine will be here for the pay-per-view. I’m ok with that, as long as none of his friends are hanging around for the event. Our place isn’t big enough, and I want to enjoy my friends not his. Lol!! I don’t really have a problem with them, it’s just that’s way too many people, and makes for a tiring day of hosting that many people. However, moving on…

The diva’s match looks really good. It’s going to be a hard match to call because Team PCB (Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch) are probably the coolest and most skilled at actual wrestling, bus so is Naomi and Sasha Banks. The rest can just bugger off. The Bella’s and Alicia Fox will just use hairography as a way to distract from their horrible wrestling skills. Nikki Bella is the only one in that three-some that has a decent move set. Brie is so bad that she makes Alicia Fox look good, which says something because she stinks as bad as an unclean litter box. I have no problem with Tamina, except that she goes in, does some power moves and that’s it. Does she have an actual skill set? Considering that both Team B.A.D (Naomi, Tamina and Sasha Banks) and Team PCB, all have had the upper hand means I could see Team Bella coming out on top. After all, you can’t have the twin who is fucking the company’s biggest douche bag since Shawn Michaels, lose. Can you? He’s not going to lose so why should his fish-monger girlfriend lose as well? Somethings are just too damn obvious.

It’ll be great to see Undertaker back at a non-WrestleMania event. It’s been way too long. Lets just hope Brock Lesnar doesn’t win because I no longer have a balcony to toss my couch out over. I don’t think it would have the same impact if I pushed it off the front porch.

Mathew and I have our fourth annual Halloween party coming up, and I had been wracking my brain about what I should do for a costume. Then one of the most shockingly sad things happened in a long time to the wrestling world and it’s long-time fans… “Rowdy” Roddy Piper died suddenly. So as a way to pay tribute to the “Hot Rod”, I’m going to go as Piper for Halloween (minus the wig because those are so uncomfortable). So if anyone has any idea how I can make a set of bag pipes, email me (which can be found at the end of this blog). I must say this, Roddy Piper was one of the best heels I have ever seen in the wrestling business, yet he was a super nice, average guy. He didn’t live beyond his means and he worked hard to keep his family together. I was shocked and heartbroken when I heard of his passing. I’m so thankful I got a chance to meet him back in 2005. To his family, and his wrestling family, and other fans like me, I’m sincerely sorry for our loss. He will never be forgotten. Thank-You Roddy Piper!!

Sadly, you guys, I don’t really have a heck of a whole lot to say this month. I’ve been so busy with other things that I just haven’t really had time to think about wrestling. I’m still watching it, it’s just between my fundraising for Kiska (the only captive killer whale left in Canada), to my daughter, to getting settled in our new house, and buying a new car, I’ve been so pre-occupied. I’m guessing this is it for me. I’m sure I’ll think of other stuff later when it’s too late and irrelevant. Oh well, thems the breaks. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hello there my Royal subjects and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts! First off I would like to say I was really sadden to hear about the passing of Rowdy “Roddy” Piper. It is such a shame to hear things like that in the wrestling world. Rowdy was a great heel and fan favourite back in the day. He had some really amazing promos too! I know he was one of the best guys on the mic. He could still do it even when he was last on RAW. He will be missed. RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper! 😦

SummerSlam is this weekend and I will be going over to Diva’s place to watch it with her and some of her wrestling friends. It should be fun! It looks like SummerSlam is shaping up to be a good PPV. We have some great matches including The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar, John Cena vs Seth Rollins, Ryback vs The Big Show vs The Miz, Neville & Arrow vs Stardust & King Barrett and a few more matches too. I’m looking forward to this PPV. I haven’t watched a PPV since WM this year!

Last night I watched an episode of NXT. It was pretty entertaining! I was telling a friend of mine who hasn’t watch WWE in a long time that he should really check out NXT. It kinda reminds me of the time when I watched WWE Superstars and Maple Leaf Wrestling(in Canada) but with a modern twist. I like how NXT uses enhancement talents to help their performers get better. It is cool to see Kevin Owens, Finn Barlor. Samoa Joe, Tyler Breeze, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Baley and many others perform on it! This is the future and it looks really good for WWE. NXT Takeover is tonight and the main event is Kevin Owens vs Finn Barlor in a Ladder Match for the NXT Championship. The second main event is Sasha Banks vs Baley for the Woman’s Championship. It should be a great special. Plus Jushin Thunder Liger is going to be part of it too! He’s a big talent from Japan!

In other news Hulk Hogan got into a lot of hot water. There was some audio which was released with him saying some not so nice things. It pretty much got him fired from WWE right away. It sucks that this happened but Hogan should of known better. This audio he knew was out there and he knew it was going to be bad. He should of dealt with it earlier instead of the way it went down. I don’t know if he will ever learn.

There hasn’t really been a lot of news besides the things I mentioned above. Which is kinda weird when you consider this is the wrestling business! There should be more news.

I haven’t been to a live event in a long time. I think next time WWE is close by I will check out a show. Maybe Diva would like to go with me? Or I could find someone else to go! Haha We shall see! Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy SummerSlam if you’re going to watch it and have a great month and the rest of the summer! 🙂

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***



What’s up, Warriors?

Yep, your friendly neighborhood Sarge is back after taking a powder for the Battleground edition of the Fatal 4-Way. First off, I want to apologize to all my fans….my troops out there in internet land. Whether you missed me, or not….whether you even gave half a shit that I was writing last month, or not…I just want to let you know that I appreciate you all. You aren’t just loyal readers of this column. You are friends. Hell, I might even go so far as to consider you family. We’ve been doing this blog since 2006, and all our success and growth lies completely on all of you, our readers. If nobody cared to come out here and see what the team has to say, or maybe take a look simply to see how far one of us might go to get a reaction…this blog would have been a rather short-lived product. Thankfully, we are still going strong as ever in 2015. Nearly 9 years later and we are still doing this. If you are reading this, then you are part of why we continue to produce our articles and fuse them into this quadruple threat of awesomeness for you each and every weekend when WWE holds a PPV.

You see, it’s the people in life that truly make an impact. They can make one’s life feel completely worthwhile, or like a living nightmare. The people in one’s life can make or break every hour of every damn day, if you think about it. This idea is why I had to take our last edition off. I chose to be absent and not contribute because I was working through some excruciating shit that was making my life a very dark and troubling place.

Brace yourselves….The Sarge is about to get real for a minute!

I can’t pinpoint exactly when things took the turn that they did, but I basically woke up one day and decided that I could not be around people anymore. Working in a retail environment at the time, this became extremely problematic. I was uncomfortable dealing with customers, and I was afraid that as it got worse, people would be able to see it in my face. I did not need to be feeling the way I did and try to maintain a fake sense of positivity for the sake of keeping others at ease while in my presence. I was getting angry more easily. I was becoming more stern and unnecessarily hostile toward my wife and kids. I honestly felt as though the person who I was inside my head was not the same as the one people saw on the outside. I knew I could not go on like that much longer. I had to get my head on straight again, and that meant some drastic measures had to be taken. The day after I came to this realization, I walked right into my work and told my boss that I needed to quit immediately. No two-week notice. I was just DONE! He totally understood and let me go with no hard feelings. I was shaking as I spoke to him. I could tell my hands were quivering as I gestured when I spoke. My voice was trembling. This was absolutely NOT “me”. Not one bit, and it had me scared that something was wrong on a level that I could not come back from. Quitting my job was the first step, but it was one I had to take. Wherever this bad place was that I was currently in, I had to find a way to make it back to who I really am, no matter how difficult the journey.

The following few days after that were very rough and disturbing for me. My wife was preoccupied with a garage sale in our basement, so I was left to tend to our two kids. I love these little people beyond life itself, but you would never believe that if you saw and heard the way I was treating them. My head was so messed up, and my soul had become so injured that I did nothing but yell and punish both of them the whole time. I sent them to their rooms. I flew off the handle for the smallest things. I shoved them, pulled them, shouted at the top of my lungs at them. I made them bawl their little eyes out and I know they saw me not as their loving Daddy, but as some kind of monster. I knew this in my heart, and even as rabid and furious as I felt in my head, my heart was being crushed by the way I was acting toward my family and friends. Part of me didn’t care, but the other part wouldn’t let me stop caring. I am a man who has not shed a single tear since I was eight years old, and I did not cry even under all that stress, though I felt very close to breaking down almost every day while this was going on.

Naturally, my wife could sense that something was wrong in all the commotion that was going on above her head while she was in the basement doing the sale. She had to have heard the kids carrying on and the doors slamming, and my cursing and yelling. She got me one-on-one after all this had happened, and she showed me first and foremost that she cared. She hated seeing me in such a bad state, and she was genuinely worried. She was upset by the way our children’s conduct toward me had changed so drastically in just a few days. I am sure they were both so confused and hurt by everything that was going on. It killed me inside to think that my own children may possibly love me less, if at all anymore after the way I had let my anger get the better of me. I seriously felt like something in my head had snapped, and now my own family (the people I love so much I wish I had two hearts just to contain it all) were feeling the ill effects of my outward hostility. I knew something had to change, and it needed to happen fast. It needed to happen….period! I could not live my life feeling like that. Yes, I did consider ending my life during that time. It became like a tug of war inside my head. One moment, it felt so right to just remove myself from all the shit was affecting me, but then my conscience would intervene and talk me out of it. Every time, it got harder to come back to reality and accept that my life is important to so many more people than just me. If I had taken my life, I would have selfishly taken myself away from a wife and two kids who need me more than I may ever know. A family who loves me beyond all reason. The more I came to think of these kinds of things, that battle within my mind only got more difficult. My negative side had me thinking that all that “love” bullshit about my family was all a bunch of crap and lies, but I had some fiber of my being that kept me sane enough to cast those notions aside and avoid anything tragic to occur. Needless to say, this all made my family very uncomfortable. As a way to give everyone some time to regroup and get our heads right, my wife took the kids and went on a road trip for a few days, while I was left to stay home and have some time to search my soul and get my shit straight, for everyone’s sake. I also went back to taking my depression meds again. The little “vacation” did us all some good, and my family was happy to see me when they got back. I heard that my kids were asking about me almost the whole trip, and they really did miss me. It meant a lot to hear that, knowing the abominable way I acted toward them. It did my heart a lot of good, and it made seeing them again after the trip that much more special.

It took nearly the entire four days of “alone time” to fully come to terms with how I was feeling and to understand how to get myself back to “normal” again. I made the best use of my time and it was all very good for my soul. I spent the time healing from the inside out, taking my meds and trying to find my center. It was almost a night and day difference once everything began to click again, and that was a very welcome feeling!

So, here we are a month or so later, and things are still holding together well. I still have no idea how I managed to descend into that bad place, but I am relieved to have been able to get back to my old self again.


Alright, everyone. Sorry for being such a downer, but I had to get that off my chest. Please don’t be concerned with my well-being. I have made a full recovery from everything that was causing me so much distress. Let’s all just take this time to move on from this, and enjoy the things in life that truly matter. Watch SummerSlam! Have a great time! Don’t worry your little heads about old Sarge over here. He’ll be just fine! You have my word on that, everyone. I’m good, guys. It’s all good now. I appreciate you all for allowing me this time to speak from my heart.

In case you missed it, I promise there will be more poop jokes next time. You’re welcome!

Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!


Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

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Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-WWE Intercontinental Championship; Triple Threat:

  1. Ryback vs. Big Show vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

Cesaro vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

  1. The Prime Time Players vs. New Day vs. The Lucha Dragons vs. Los Matadores

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Team Paige, Charlotte & Becky Lynch vs. Team B.A.D. vs. Team Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Team PCB

Diva’s Prediction: Team PCB (even though deep down I think it’ll be Team Bella)

The Game’s Prediction: Team PCB

King Greg’s Prediction: Team PCB

Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Erick Rowen)

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt & Luke Harper (with help from Dean Ambrose)

Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell vs. Stardust & Cosmic King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

Diva’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

The Game’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville & Stephen “Arrow” Amell

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Heavyweight Championship & WWE United States Championship; Winner Takes All:

WHC) Seth Rollins vs. U.S.C) John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John “Fucking” Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker

The Game’s Prediction: The Undertaker

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, see you next month for whatever the hell pay-per-view it is. Lol!! Cheers! Enjoy the rest of summer (what’s left of it anyways).


WWE Battleground and NXT Diva Take Over?

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We are one short this week, but I’m sure Sarge will be back in time for SummerSlam. He’s on vaccation from the cyber world. But trust that he will be back with his boot camp so you suckers better be ready for an ass whoopin’ when he does. He did stop by to deliver his WWE Battleground Predictions.

Lets roll the footage monkey’s…


Hello there my fellow royal readers and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts. First off I would like to say I’m sorry for not posting an article last month. I know you the readers were looking forward to a bloody good article! Well I had a few issues with my bloody computer and I also wasn’t bloody feeling that well either. But now I feel better and my computer is working better too! Onto my thoughts for this month!

So many things have happened since I last wrote. Both John Cena and Kevin Owens each have a win(in their feud). Now they are facing each other once again this Sunday at Battle Ground(what a lame name for a PPV). I’m hoping Kevin ends up winning since he lost his NXT World Championship. That way he can become the new US Champion! But I have to admit these open challenges which John Cena has been doing have been actually entertaining and fun to watch. He recently had two matches with Cesaro and they were really great! I know a lot of people were talking about it online! But I do believe it is John’s turn to drop the US title at Battle Ground.

The Main Event for Battle Ground is going to be WWE Heavyweight Championship match Seth Rollins(c) VS Brock Lesner. I don’t see Lesner winning this match. I have a feeling Seth will keep the championship for now. But this match should be pretty awesome! Both guys are very entertaining in their own way and I can’t wait to see these two go at it! 🙂

One match that won’t be happening at WWE Battle Ground now is The Miz VS Ryback VS Big Show for the IC Championship. Ryback is in the hospital with a Straft infection in his knee. That’s a pretty serious injury! So he will be out for a few weeks more than likely! I imagine they will have the match later this month or at Summer Slam. We shall see!

I just watched the new Divas who have came up from NXT to join the WWE Roster. Can I just say thank goodness they are here now! Maybe Women wrestling will be actually fun to watch! I hope so! It is good to see Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte. These ladies will make the Diva’s division so much better! See good things come from this! 😀

Another match that will be happening this Sunday will be Randy Orton VS Mr Money In The Bank Sheamus. This should be a pretty fun match! I think Sheamus needs the win here so he can look good when he cashes in his MITB contract. I could see Sheamus doing it very soon! I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it at Summer Slam. That would be interesting if that happened.

I saw a youtube video of CM Punk working out with other UFC fighters. He seems really into it and I can’t wait to see his fight match in UFC. I think Diva and I should have a party when it happens? I think it would be cool to see how he does in it. I mean UFC is huge and they mean business. Do you guys think Punk can do it?

I haven’t watched any Tough Enough and I have no interest in watching it. I think Diva is watching it. I’m sure she will report about it if she is watching it? Lol

Anyway I’m finish for this month my Royal Readers! I will talk to you later! See ya!

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The Game

BREAKING NEWS: Aldo OUT of 189 Mendes Replacing vs McGregor UFC 189:

My UFC 189 picks and thoughts NXT TakeOver in Brooklyn:

Results for UFC 189 and UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale:

NXT Divas TakeOver RAW:

The Skirt Sheet

I’m just going to jump in this, so I’m shutting it and getting to bidness…

I’ve been so out of wrestling the past few weeks. Between moving and dealing with River, who is a lot more active and vocal, I just haven’t had a moment to really enjoy things. I’m so behind on NXT that I barely know what’s going on. Tough Enough is pretty much the same crap shoot it was a few years ago. None of these people scream WWE Superstar to me. There is nobody I’m rooting for. I’m still watching it, because it’s the summer and there really isn’t much else on.

I’ve been watching the episodes of Swerved, and laughing my ass off at some of the gags. This week R-Truth dressed up as BAE (Bad Ass Elephant) and stood in the hallway backstage at a WWE event and scared random people. One of those people he TRIED to scare was Naomi, who just turned around and kicked him in the junk. I think I laughed my ass off for about two minutes. The other one I laughed at was this one…

Just a shout out to who ever booked the Diva’s segment on RAW this week. Good job. First interesting Diva’s segment in a long time. I like to attribute that to Paige and the NXT Diva’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Seriously, the crowd was even chanting “This is Awesome!” It was truly well done and I’m actually excited about the division. I’m just hoping they don’t fuck it up by adding Eva Marie somewhere.

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This domination by the NXT Diva’s (left to right: Charlotte, Becky Lynch and NXT Women’s Champ, Sasha Banks, locking in submissions on Team Bella; Alicia Fox, Brie Bella and WWE Diva’s Champ, Nikki Bella). If you want to see what actually went down and check out the NXT Diva’s in action…

I have so much more high hopes from the Diva’s from NXT. They seem to be far more experienced in the ring then most of the WWE’s current Diva’s roster. People like the Bella’s, Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, Layla, and anyone who isn’t Paige, Naomi, Tamina and Natalya, need to really take notice and learn to wrestle at a level higher then they are currently. Once Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks become regulars on the main roster, things are going to change and actually have the potential to make the Diva’s division matter. My only concern is that they will be told to tone it down in order for the Bella’s and other useless diva’s to keep up and not look like complete crap. It’s the same thing that has happened to the current NXT male superstars who have come. They’ve toned it down in order to make the WWE’s main superstars look good. It’s sad really. It’s a precedent that was set when Rey Mysterio joined WWE and was asked to keep the high flying moves limited as it was obvious that half the roster had no clue how to take them offensively.

However, if the NXT diva’s and the stronger diva’s on the current WWE roster, keep up the quality that they have been known to work at, then I’m going to go out on a limb to say that we are about the enter an era of diva’s work similar to that of the early 2000’s with Trish Stratus, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, Jacqueline, etc.. I guess like every period in wrestling, there is a down time. There’s been suck a down time in the Diva’s division that since Total Diva’s began airing, I’ve noticed improvements in the Bella Twins and other diva’s who are featured on the show. I guess because the outside spotlight is starting to shine in on the diva’s division, that they couldn’t have the stars of their reality show look like shit in the ring. It’s worked as a great way to motivate the talent.

Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch aside, the other diva’s on NXT have their work cut out for them. There is of course the ever loveable, Bailey. Who is probably the ultimate under dog and baby face. There is Alexa Bliss, who has yet to do anything note worthy, and Carmella, who basically has one of the catchiest catch phrases but that’s about it. Emma, who’s short lived push on the main roster fizzled when she shoplifted from a walmart last year. Then there is Dana Brooke. I’ve not seen such low quality in a diva’s in-ring work since Christy Hemme’s WWE run. Brooke is HORRIBLE!!!

For once I’m excited. So we shall see how long this excitement lasts.

Cesaro is working his hairy ass off. I give the guy credit, he’s a hell of a wrestler and really took it to John Cena nearly two weeks ago on RAW. That was one of Cena’s best matches and he should really thank Cesaro for carrying him. I still have no use for Cena. I think a fish stuck on a pile of sand is more useful then Cena.

Can we not discuss the Tokyo show of the WWE? The worst match on there, was Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston. It’s not a dig at either guys, it’s the booking of the match. Kofi being billed as his opponent, didn’t stand a bloody chance. You knew the ending right away. Perfect example of a squash match. Match of the night is tied between Chris Jericho vs. Neville and Kevin Owens defending the NXT Championship against Finn Balor. It wasn’t a surprise that Balor would go over, considering how they were hyping him up the weeks leading up to the live event in Tokyo. Nevertheless, it was a steller match.

Having Jericho and Neville face off as the curtain jerkers was a great start to otherwise a mediocre event. The match wasn’t as predictable as Balor vs. Owens, as either guy could have won. The match was fantastic.

I think that’s about it for me this month. I have a lot of work to do as my niece, Kaitlyn, and nephew, Evan, are coming for a visit this coming Tuesday. So with that, Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Kick-off Show: -Battle for the Crown: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarges’ Prediction: King Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett


Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarges’ Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Tag Team Chamionship: C)The Prime Time Players vs. The New Day

Sarges’ Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarges’ Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarges’ Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Championship: C) Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarges’ Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, we will see you in a month for Summer Slam. I hear some pretty impressive rumours are going around and they involve Stephen Amel from Arrow, and another one about The Undertaker…. So doncha dare miss it!

Extreme Rules Predictions & WrestleMania Fall-out!!

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We’re here!



Simple and to the point….

The Skirt Sheet

So we are in the post-WrestleMania war zone. It’s a war of pussies!! Yeah I’m none too impressed with what’s going on. But why spoil it here in my intro, when I can go bananas in the actual blog. I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

So I shall start with WrestleMania itself.

Sting vs. Triple H… For his first official match at the Show of Shows, it sure sucked giant whale dork! There really was no need for the NWO and DX to be involved. Not at WrestleMania. If they wanted to get super hokey, then they should have done so at Fastlane or this one, Extreme Rules. I think there was just too much going on in this match that was suppose to have Triple H, the cerebral assasin. Instead it was Paul Levesque defending his manhood against an old fart who people think “Still has it.” Now if that’s how Sting has always wrestled, then I can sleep soundly at night knowing that I’ve missed fuck all, all these years because he sucks. BORRRRRING!!!!!

The predictability of the Ladder Match for the Intercontinetal championship aside, since they kept pushing the fact that Daniel Bryan had never held the Intercontinental Championship. The match was great. They did a phenomnal job.

The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt…Again, we all had to have known that ‘Taker was going to win this one to make up for last years bull shit ending. I don’t think the WWE wanted to risk a possible riot if Wyatt was scheduled to go over. It wasn’t a bad match, but it wasn’t the best. Undertaker looked good, but was showing his age in his speed. He’s gotta be getting close to being done. The match lacked emotion, as the build up was one sided, and left to Bray. On that alone, Wyatt actually deserved to go over.

As much as I hate Brock Lesnar, and didn’t have high hopes for his match against Roman Reigns, this would have been match of the night. WOULD HAVE BEEN!!! See this is where it becomes a catch 22. Reigns and Lesnar put on one hell of a brutal fight. I mean we were all sitting here questioning whether or not they were stiffing each other (and I don’t mean in a gay-porn kind of way). It was fantastic. We were actually into this match. Reigns proved he can roll with the big boys. He can roll but can he hang? Then the WWE had Seth Rollins cash in his Money In The Bank contract. Which was a great idea. To have him cash it in in the middle of a match and making it a triple threat. Also, showing smarts how he’s also the only one to be smart enough to cash it in at Wrestle-Fucking-Mania!! So that’s your catch 22. Great plan for Rollins…but not needed for Lesnar and Reigns.

I’m giving match of the night at WrestleMania 31 to The WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match, despite the catch 22. It was far from a horrible match, the cashing in, just wasn’t needed. It worked, but wasn’t needed.

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The night after WrestleMania wasn’t as impressive as the last couple of years. We saw the emergence of the Lucha Dragons, and Adrian Neville from NXT. The Dragons looked great, but they already fucked up with Neville. I’m not just being bias, because I’m a Neville fan. I love that dude. But they had this amazing opportunity to push him, and they done and fucked it up.

So here’s what they SHOULD have done with Neville… John Cena was issuing an open challenge to anyone who wanted a shot at his newly won United States Championship. He was in the ring barking away about how he will face anybody, at anytime. Neville should have come out and challenged Cena, and one of two things could have happened… 1) Neville beat Cena to become the United States Champion, pushing him forward into a career that will be impressive, or 2) Rusev comes out, costing Neville the match, not hurting either Cena or Neville.

What they DID do with Neville was have him interrupt Curtis Axel and beat him in a so-so match. Then the following week had Neville face the WWE World heavyweight champion, Seth Rollins, in a damn solid match, but Neville lost (which was going to be an obvious outcome).

Now ask yourself, which scenario would have been better?

Because of the baby, I’ve missed a months worth of NXT. It’s too hard to get it downloaded. I want to get back into it. So I’ll have to download the past few weeks so I know what’s going on.

Speaking of NXT, I’m stoked because I got the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Sami Zayn, and also the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Paige from Ringside Collectibles. I regret not getting Emma.

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I also got the Wade Barrett the other day from the same series as Paige.

Anyways, motherhood is keeping me busy, but my little one is getting big. She’ll be 3 months on May 11th.

I also have to talk about what an amazing visit I had with Sarge and his family. They came up here and spent some time with both myself and Bad News Greg. We had a great time in Niagara Falls; thanks to Greg we got to see the falls from the Observation deck at the Skylon Tower, and then Sarge and his wife, Heather (the originator of Lambhead Guy in reference to Erick Rowan), treated us all to dinner at the Rainforest Cafe. It was a lovely day. We only with The Game was able to join us. It just wasn’t in the cards this time around. Next time for sure.

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With this I shall leave you for another month. Ciao people. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***



Hey-o everyone! Time to make the donuts!



Really? Did you all seriously believe that was how I greet my troops in the opening to these things? Hell no! I was just screwing with you. Get a grip. This is Sarge’s Boot Camp, for fuck sake! This ain’t no Hello Kitty tickle fight pajama party.

No, the Hello Kitty tickle fight sounds like something that should be taking place at WWE Extreme Rules. Has to be better than the “Kiss Me Arse” match. Who in the world thought that was a good idea. The only way a match ending in someone kissing someone else’s ass (excuse me…..”arse”) is if Vince McMahon himself struts down and drops trow in front of the world. That would be a throwback to the good old Attitude Era, not whatever they call the shit that’s happening in today’s WWE. It’s less of an era and more of an “error”, if you ask me. The only reason WWE is not failing against companies like TNA is because of their money. Maybe TNA could be a bigger threat to WWE if they could happen to be able to afford to pay their own employees on a regular basis. Word is some of TNA’s staff have been getting stiffed on payday lately, which is sad. Just really, really fucking sad. No other words for that kind of shit.

In fact, TNA has me scratching my head a lot in the past year or so. When they did their shows from the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida, things were great. They crowd was into it. The production values were “alright”. It seemed like they had at least 8 out of 10 of their ducks in a row before the cameras rolled. Now, since they moved from Spike to Destination America, not so much. The arenas are mostly dark. The fans are not as loud, but that could be due to the shows taking place in smaller, or less populated arenas. Can’t speak to that for sure. Since moving to Destination America, TNA’s ratings have taken a nose dive. More good news for the “weaker” product WWE shills out to its consumers. I even feel bad for the commentators on Impact Wrestling. Gone is the ringside table, and now, the commentators are stuffed in some back office of the arena where they sit in a cubicle and talk about the action in the ring while watching it on monitors.



One thing TNA does do very well is showcase their female competitors. TNA doesn’t need to shove their women down everyone’s throat with some shitty reality show. What they did this week on Impact Wrestling was absolutely perfect, and it’s something WWE would never even consider. This week’s episode of Impact Wrestling was nothing but Knockouts for the whole show! An entire 2-hour show dedicated to the women of Impact. Pardon the pun, but it was a thing of beauty, and something that you will never see from WWE. It’s true that WWE doesn’t give two shits about the Divas. At the end of the day, they just don’t matter that much to the powers that be. I am starting to think that the whole ‘Total Divas’ thing is merely a bone being thrown to the Divas who are willing to take part as a way to transparently give them something to “shut them up” if they want to come forth and say how they feel unappreciated. Of course, I wouldn’t blame any of them, except maybe the Bella Twins, for stepping up and airing some grievances. Before ‘Total Divas’ was even a concept on paper, several of the Divas in past years had asked to be released due to being unhappy with their role and how they were being utilized.

Most recently, AJ Lee has “retired” from WWE, and I am sure it was due in part to being unhappy. Once again, WWE loses one of its best performers because of bullshit that they started. No doubt AJ was getting heat for being “Mrs. CM Punk”. If WWE is good at anything, it’s holding a grudge and shitting on people because of it. It’s why so many people have disappeared from the active roster over the years, and most certainly why many past superstars and/or Divas have been left out of otherwise well-deserved places in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Bottom line: you can only eat shit for so long before you get bored with the taste.


Come to think of it, there is so much going on that gets under my skin lately……well, let me just take a moment.

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There is supposed to be no one greater in a company than its World Champion. The World Champions in WWE for the better part of a year have been nothing but a pathetic example and a fucking joke Brock Lesnar becomes champion and basically vanishes for four months at a time, leaving the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in limbo for months at a time. No title defenses at PPVs, no feuds, no heat being built up in promos. Hell, from one defense to the next, most of us all but forgot WWE even had a World Heavyweight Championship. I know I did. I don’t know how Lesnar negotiated that bullshit into his contract. The fans deserve a fighting champion. Not one who takes his belt and goes on vacation for 120 days at a pop, only defending the title when he feels like it. That’s not how wrestling works. Never has been, and never should be again! If a title cannot be defended once every 30 days, it must be vacated and a new champion decided at a later time. At WrestleMania, I was so ready for Lesnar to be beaten simply because it would mean the WWE World Heavyweight Championship would once again be defended as it should have been all along! Of course, Roman Reigns didn’t get the job done. It was Seth Rollins. As long as it wasn’t Lazy Lesnar walking out of there and taking a nap until SummerSlam, I was fine with it.

Since that night, I am not so sure. Roman Reigns is now feuding with the Big Show, who is taking credit for destroying Reigns during RAW in London, England. Of course, it took a British taxi cab to do most of the damage, but whatever. Seth Rollins pissed Brock Lesnar off the night after WrestleMania so badly, it made Lesnar snap and beat the shit out of Michael Cole and some camera man at ringside, which resulted in his indefinite suspension. So, with that, both Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar have been removed from the WWE World title picture. Very well played by Seth Rollins. Seems he will do whatever cowardly act is necessary to get things moving in his direction. Unfortunately, we went from a near non-existent champion, to one who is barely more than a 6-foot tall pile of steaming, stinking chicken crap!


A guy who can’t win a match without help from The Authority. A “man” who hides behind a couple of jobbers who he hired as security guards. Funny how Rollins always claimed to be the “architect” of The Shield, and now….he hides behind a human shield called J&J Security. This is what happens when your mouth writes checks that your ass can’t cash, and I hope Rollins finally gets what’s coming to him. Sadly, I doubt this will happen at WWE Extreme Rules. Both he and Randy Orton were given chances to add a stipulation to their match, and Seth Rollins had Randy Orton’s finisher, the RKO, banned from the match. Why? Because Rollins knows damn well that Orton can end his title reign virtually “outta nowhere”, as the internet has often said. So, what does Randy Orton reply with? I loved this. He made the match a Steel Cage match to keep all Seth’s protection out of the mix. But, when have you ever seen a steel cage keep people out? This never works the way it’s meant to, and that puts Orton at a disadvantage. Anyone who believes it’s foolproof, is well….a damn fool!

Is WWE giving us all these shitty examples of World Champions now so we will all be begging them to put the strap back on John Cena? As much as I like seeing Cena out of the World title picture for once, and as much dislike as I have for him….I am seriously starting to hate Rollins that much more. These so-called “champions” as of late make me want to vomit, and they are all a big part of what is wrong with WWE today.


With that said, I am going to go ahead and sign off until next time. I’m not planning on watching Extreme Rules as I am sure it will not end in a way that will allow me to suppress my urges to throw things at my TV. For the rest of you, more power to ya!

Let me know how that works for you. I’ll check back in with you another day. Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!


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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month? How are you enjoying this spring weather we have been getting?! Well the weather was nice for a few weeks in April then this week it got cold again! WTF is up with that?! Arg! Well it looks like it is going to change back to being warmer next week(so that is good). Hopefully I will be able to go for a walk this weekend. I started back at work this week and it has been pretty good so far. I’m happy to be working again. It is nice to be in a routine again. But the only thing I miss is sleeping in! Oh well. I can still do that on weekends I suppose! Lol Anyway time to get this wrestling blog going!

I actually did end up watching WrestleMania 31 with Diva! Her boyfriend and daughter surprised her and ordered it for her birthday. Of course I was invited to come over and watch it. Overall I thought WM 31 was okay. I really hated the Sting vs Triple H match. I didn’t like how DX and the nWo were involved in the match. I just thought it was poor and having Triple H win just didn’t seem right to me. Why bring Sting into the WWE to only have him loose his match?! Meh. The one match I did enjoy was Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns. It was a very physical match and everyone seemed to like it! Well it was really great until the end when Seth Rollins cashed in his MITB and ended up winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship! I thought it was great but not too many didn’t like the ending. I think Seth Rollins is a great wrestler and he will be a great champion.

Another match I liked at WM 31 was the IC Championship Ladder match. It was a fun match and it could of been the match of the night! Daniel Bryan ended up winning the IC Championship. He and everyone else who were involved in the match worked their asses off! There were tons of cool spots as expected and the match was pretty sweet!

John Cena ended up beating Rusvec for the US Championship at WM 31. Their match was okay. It was a typical Cena match and now he is the US Champion.

As I’m typing this I’m watching this weeks RAW(on a Friday Night). I haven’t had a chance to watch it earlier this week. I was either watching something else or I was busy out doing something else! Lol But so far it hasn’t been too bad. I don’t think Randy Orton is going to beat Seth Rollins this Sunday. Seth needs to be champion until at least SummerSlam. I really hate The New Day. They suck so much! I like how the fans chant New Day Sucks. LOL so funny! Oh Randy just RKO’d The New Day! Yay! LOL

I read on pwinsider that Daniel Bryan is injured. So that means he probably won’t be wrestling at the Extreme Rules PPV. It sucks for him. I heard the injury will keep him out for a month. It also means he will probably be stripped of his IC Championship(which is only fair). I guess Bad News Barrett will be the new IC Champion if they go that way!

Earlier this month I got to meet Sarge and his family in person for the first time! It was a great time! We met up in Niagara Falls at my work. Diva, River, Mat, Bill, Heather, Kaden and Aly. We went up the Skylon Tower(where I work) on the observation deck. They took a lot of pictures of the view of the Falls and the city of Niagara Falls. Then we went down to the falls and took some more pictures. After that we went to the Rainforest Cafe for lunch. It was very good! I have only eaten at the Rainforest Cafe once before(in Toronto) so it was a nice treat to go there again. I also got a cup from there too! Thanks again to Bill and Heather for treating us for lunch. 🙂 Overall it was a great visit and I can’t wait to see them again!

I just watched Triple H’s announcement of Tough Enough coming back to TV. I think that is a good idea. I always thought the show was pretty entertaining. Hopefully they will find a great man and women who will entertain us in the ring and on the mic! I really enjoyed the Seth Rollins and Kane interaction. They seem to click and it could be something pretty cool if they ever get to wrestle each other.

Anyway that’s it for me this week. I hope you enjoy Extreme Rules(if you watch it) and Have A Nice Day! 🙂 If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at

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Extreme Rules

-WWE United States Championship- Russian Chain Match: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Naomi

-WWE Heavyweight Championship- Steel Cage Match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. New Day

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

-Kiss Me Arse Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-Last Man Standing Match: Roman Reigns vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-Chicago Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it for us this month. We will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View. Until then, have fun, and drink lots…by lots I mean alcohol because that’s the only way you’re ever going to get through watching wrestling.