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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

gl.club17@gmail.com

The Game

 

Farewell: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lWa-Gv9ObfN1JzSnJBeTFHZTg/view

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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2016 Starts Off On An Interesting Foot…Royal Rumble, Blunder or Genius??

January 23, 2016 Leave a comment

In Memory Of

Iron” Michael Sharpe

October 28, 1951-January 17, 2016

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Always such a somber note to start on, especially for the first blog of the new year. Sadly, it isn’t the first time we started out the year with the passing of a wrestler. This Januayr the deaths have been bountiful. Pretty much musicians and actors. David Bowie, Lemmy from Motorhead, Glenn Frey from The Eagles, the list goes on. Bowie and Lemmy were definite shocks for me. Didn’t see that coming. For wrestling we say good-bye to a Hamilton legend, “Iron” Mike Sharpe. We send our sincerist sympathies to his family, friends, and fans.

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Last month we said that my fiance, Mat, would be joining us, but as it turns out, he’s way too busy. Between work, commissioned art projects, and the baby, he just can’t find the time. I might be able to get him to write every once in a while. Who knows?! However, we welcome any of you readers to express your wrestling opinions in the open slot whenever you have something to say. No matter what. It could be simply to disagree with something one of us has said the month before. Feel free to send in your blogs (1 to 2 pages) to rkodiva80@gmail.com. Blogs are due the Friday before a WWE Pay-per-view.

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Hey everyone, welcome to 2016 1st Edition of the Fatal 4-Way of the new year! I hope everyone had a great Christmas and Holiday! I know I did. It was great to see family and friends during that time of the year! Actually it is always great see them anytime during the year! Haha I also want to say thank you to my friend Susan for having me over on Christmas Day! It was very nice of her to do that! Anyway this is a wrestling blog so I guess we shall get started?

I’m really worried about the state of WWE. Right now they have so many wrestlers who are injured. Their top guy John Cena is out for at least 6 months. Randy Orton is still out with an injury, plus Ceasero, Daniel Bryan, and a few others. I don’t know what they are going to do. The only two guys who are really over right now with the fans are Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar. Oh wait The Undertaker too. But that’s it. I mean there are guys like Alberto Del Rio, Dean Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Dolf Ziggler, and Bray Wyatt who are over as well but they haven’t really been made that great because of the lack of booking on WWE’s end. It isn’t the wrestlers fault, they are just doing what they are told to do and most of the time it just sucks. I haven’t sat down and watched a full episode of RAW in such a very long time! I really have had no desire to. It is a shame because I really do like wrestling and it has been my life and now I just don’t really care that much. Nothing really excites me anymore when I watch the show. That is really sad! I don’t know if anything will change but I’m worried about how WWE will be this year. They really need a big change and until that happens we will probably suffer.

So this is a major Spoiler Alert so if you don’t want to know who is going to debut soon on WWE TV(probably at Royal Rumble) or RAW please skip this paragraph. Otherwise continue reading. It has been confirmed by pwinsider.com by Mike Johnson that AJ Styles will be making his debut on WWE TV. If you don’t know who he is, he is probably one of the best workers out there who hasn’t been signed by WWE. He has been on TNA for many years and left them a few years ago because he wasn’t going to get the money he wanted. So he has been part of Ring of Honor, and New Japan Pro Wrestling too. He is part of this group called The Bullet Club. They are kinda like a n W o group but with a modern twist to it. Now there are more guys who are part of this group and may end up joining up with Styles once he makes his debut. Could this be start of a new Invasion Angle? Who knows for sure but it could actually make some exciting TV…wait didn’t I just say I was worried about WWE in the paragraph before?! Yeah I’m still worried that WWE might screw this up. Sigh end of spoiler now.

You can read this now. No more spoiler. I watched Steve Austin’s Podcast the other night and I thought it was pretty cool. He had Ric Flair as his guest and they really talked about a lot of stuff. Ric Flair is an all time great and I had the pleasure of meeting him a few years ago with Diva at Comic Con. I’m hoping to meet Shawn Michaels this year. I also wouldn’t mind talking to Jake The Snake Roberts again too. Anyway back to Flair and Austin. They really seem to have a great time together talking about Flair’s life and his kids. You can tell Flair is so proud of his daughter and he should be! She has done some great things since getting into the wrestling business. It is too bad his son passed away so soon. I think he would of been in WWE too if he was still alive. I hope I can watch more of Steve Austin Podcasts because he really has some great guests on it.

That’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the PPV this Sunday and Have a nice day! 🙂

If you want to get a hold of me by twitter @blitz101 or e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com I love to hear from you!

The Skirt Sheet

Hey there fellow readers! What a crazy month this has been. So many celebrity deaths. The wrestling world lost “Iron” Mike Sharpe last weekend. A proud Canadian from my current city of Hamilton, Ontario. So much sadness which puts the added pressure to be funny, so I guess it’s time to shut it and get to bidness…

I’m hoping everyone had a wonderful holiday season. We did in my family. Celebrating Christmas with a 10-month old was a blast. River’s first Christmas was extroidinary. She was spoiled by everyone. So it was an amazing time. My best Christmas by far.

How about those Slammy Awards?! This year it almost seemed as if the fans votes actually counted. Maybe. Evidence #1: John Cena didn’t win any of the fan voted catagories. However, the WWE created an award just for him. One based around charity work. Well, when this category came up, I knew Cena had one it before they even read the nominees. Contratulations WWE, you have sunk to a new low. Creating an award just for John Cena. Why even bother to have anyone else qualify for this award? Evidence #2: Kalisto actually winning a Slammy! I’m in no way demeaning what Kalisto did at the TLC event to win the Slammy. He actually deserved the OMG Moment. Since when does the WWE award anyone who actually deserves it? That’s why I think some of the fans votes actually counted.

TLC was a damn good event. The tag-team ladder match was most excellent. I ahve to say the last few pay-per-views haven’t been all that bad, and I haven’t actually gone in with the most confidence in the booking but they have surprised me. I like that. That’s the time I don’t mind being wrong. With that said, the Royal Rumble is a major question mark for me. It’s clear the WWE has no one they WANT to put up against Roman Reigns. Instead they changed the entire concept of the Rumble to actually have the WWE Championship on the line. Providing John Cena isn’t ready to return at the Rumble, the belt will most likely be kept on Reigns. There are rumours going around that former TNA Champion, AJ Styles has signed with the WWE and will be debuting at the Royal Rumble. I would actually have him win the title. That would be such a shocker. It won’t happen, but lets face it, we long time fans could use the WWE to spice it up a little bit. More on Styles later.

I’m totally stoked for Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens in a Last Man Standing match for the Intercontinental Championship. This might shock you some, since I have stated in the past that I hate LMS matches. I want to clear something up; I don’t hate them, but for a while there, there seemed to had been a LMS match every other month a few years back, and it was getting overdone. I just got sick and tired of them. Plus, Ambrose is friggin’ crazy, so I’m anticipating his antics.

Who wants more Becky Lynch? ME! I would love to see her be Diva’s Champion, and STAY a babyface. It’s been way too long since we have had a babyface champion who stayed a face. If you recall, Nikki Bella started off as a heel champion, then turned face for a brief time, and then was a heel again. Charlotte started off as a face but turned into a heel. As it stands, Becky is pretty much the only babyface diva. Natalya is as well, but she’s rarely on television anymore. So yes, it’s time we had a true babyface diva’s champion, and Becky Lynch would be a great representative. I actually like her. She’s unique, and a good in-ring worker.

Kalisto beat Alberto Del Rio to become the United States Chamion. His first major singles title. Sadly, that lasted a day, as he lost it back to Del Rio on SmackDown, which is taped the day after RAW. At least he gets his re-match at the Royal Rumble.

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To be honest, I didn’t expect Kalisto to even win the title from Del Rio in the first place, but I was happy he did. It just pissed me off that his reign was cut short on SmackDown. That was unfair. Then again, this is the WWE! Sometimes I’m still that hopefull, yet niave little girl who wants to believe that this is still real.

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The Uso’s are getting another tag team championship opportunity against the New Day. I feel like I’m suppose to care about this, but I just don’t. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Uso’s, but I feel like I’m done with this match combo. I’m probably the only one who does not like The New Day. When grown men prance around wearing dildo’s on their heads and calling themselves “unicorns,” I just can’t help picturing them jacking off on stuffed My Lil’ Ponies. I’m sorry for the image, but C’mon!! OK bad choice of words. How am I suppose to take them as a serious threat if I was the one who was standing across the ring form them, and not bust a gut puking whenever Big E fucking bump n’ grind the air? They have fucking sex toys on top of their heads for fuck sakes. Now, there are children out there wearing these cocks on their heads too!! What kind of parents allow that? The dad wearing the trucker cap, wife-beater, chewing tobacco driving a pick-up truck with a gun rack on the back, and his house has more wheels on it than his vehical, they’re all flat mind ya’, he’s shooting helpless animals on the weekends when he doesn’t have his four children from three different toothless women, but after work dresses up as a furry cat and goes to a furry convention where he rubs up against other creepers in animal costumes…that’s who!!!!

Ahhh-anyways…

I mentioned AJ Styles earlier. Of course most of you know who he is, and his accomplisments. He’s a wonderful in-ring performer, however I have mentioned in the distant past that I never want to see him in the WWE because they will never use him properly. Look where the other two former TNA Champions are; James Storm had all of two matches to no fan fare in NXT. After only a very brief time, Storm re-signed with TNA because of lack of pay. Samoa Joe who has a long and impressive resume, and is more well-known than Storm, is in NXT instead of WWE. I do wonder whether or not it was Samoa Joe’s decision to go to NXT over WWE because, and lets face it, there is much better talent down there. I don’t know much about Samoa Joe, to be honest, but I would have to guess he probably wanted NXT for a multitude of reasons. Where does this leave AJ Styles? Will he actually debut at the Royal Rumble, or will he end up in NXT? When you break it down, he would be better off at NXT. The matches are better, the schedule is better and the fans are more dedicated. Triple H has done a great job with NXT. Who could fault Samoa Joe and/or AJ Styles if they did choose NXT over WWE? I certainly can’t. If both NXT & WWE had two seperate events coming to my area at the same time, I would choose NXT over WWE. Hands down!

If anyone has any legit information on whether or not Samoa Joe did choose or didn’t choose NXT, I’d love to hear it; rkodiva80@gmail.com

I pre-ordered the Owen Hart “Hart of Gold” blu ray back in October when I first heard about it. I have to give the WWE credit because they did an excellent job with showcasing Owen’s talent, humour, and the love and respect he had garnered from his peers, and family. I enjoyed learning about his life. The WWE also took great care not to show any footage of his wife and children, a request, I’m guessing from his widow. Everyone is saying that this release is a precursor to a 2016 Hall Of Fame induction, but I’m not going to hold my breath. No one deserves more than Owen Hart, but I feel that might be one thing his widow wouldn’t allow. Afterall, does she really benefit from that?

My 11-month old has two favourite wrestlers; Seth Rollins & Finn Balor. I say favourite because Balor & Rollins are the two she seems to watch the most. She watches and listens to Seth Rollins whenever he’s speaking, and she is captivated by Finn Balor’s entrance. I caughter her watching his Jack The Ripper inspired entrance at Take Over London, and than she banged on the table excitedly as he got into the ring. My baby girl has great tastes.

I know that I haven’t really lived up to being funny, but I been morose or sullen either. I haven’t been all that mean, so that’s progross. As it turned out, I had more things to say than I realized. Some stuff that I wanted to discuss. That’s all for me this month. Hope you enjoy the first Fatal-4-Way of 2016. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

I want to start off by wishing everyone here in the Boot Camp a very happy and kick-ass 2016!

By now, I am sure you’ve heard that the recent spike in celebrity deaths has not left the world of pro wrestling unscathed. I was saddened to hear of the passing of “Iron” Mike Sharpe. I still remember watching him many years ago. He always stood out to me as someone who could see a lot of success if given the right push. He is just one of WWE’s missed opportunities, but that didn’t stop him from cementing his memory in the hearts and minds of wrestling fans across the globe….this crusty old Sergeant included!

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I am having a tough time figuring out whether Roman Reigns is simply a glutton for punishment, or if Vince McMahon and The Authority are really just a walking, talking bag of dicks. Ever since last year’s Royal Rumble, Triple H and his goon squad have made life miserable for Roman Reigns. Add a dash of Brock Lesnar, and a heaping scoop of Bray Wyatt…and you’ve got the perfect recipe for the proverbial shit sandwich that The Authority has been cramming down Reigns’ throat all frickin’ year long! Now that Roman is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion…..that simple sandwich has become a regular “$5 footlong”….and even harder to swallow, I am sure. After losing his mind and delivering a very satisfying beat down to both Triple H and Mr. McMahon, Reigns may have been able to blow off some steam, but it’s not making his life any easier. He now has to somehow win the entire Royal Rumble (while entering at #1 as well) in order to retain his title. While this may sound like a genius move to add even more suspense to the Rumble match, it also sort of screws up their formula heading toward WrestleMania. The winner of the Rumble normally goes on to face the reigning champion, but this year, the winner of the Rumble becomes the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. No #1 contender will be decided. So………..WTF happens now? Also, if Roman Reigns retains at the Rumble….does he face himself at WrestleMania? LOL Obviously not, unless WWE is going to have some jobber dress up as Reigns like they did with fake Diesel and Undertaker back in the day. That sounds just horrible enough to work.

But, with the recent apparent signing of several new talents, including AJ Styles, they might go a whole different way and have someone completely new to WWE debut in the Rumble…..and win it. I have to call bullshit on anyone who comes in to a company and becomes their top champion on their first night. It doesn’t matter if it’s some well known veteran like AJ Styles, some unknown noob with a lucky streak a mile long, somebody with their hand in the CEO’s back pocket…..Hell, if the ghost of the Ultimate Warrior himself descended from the Heavens above and laid waste to the entire roster and stood alone inside that ring with the WWE World Heavyweight title belt raised high in the sky…..I would still call foul on the whole thing! I absolutely cannot stand that kind of privileged treatment, no matter who you are. The World Champion title is something some people could spend their entire lives chasing, and most never come close enough to get so much as a whiff of the leather on the strap as it passes them by.

Which also begs the question….if they have AJ Styles walk in and take the title at the Rumble, are they still planning to have him as part of the Bullet Club? Handing him the title is one thing, but having a whole stable of people watching his back makes it that much harder to stomach. It’s something we have seen a million times. It’s like you have to trade your testicles if you want to be a World Champion these days. Win the belt, then become a huge pussy who hides behind anyone and everyone in order to protect your little “precious” like fucking Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

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I mean, you could take that route. Or, you could do what Matt Hardy did earlier this week and, not only turn heel during his title match against Ethan Carter III, but get your hands on the gold and proceed to absolutely lose your entire shit right there in front of everyone. Granted, this was a Last Man Standing match, so it was bound to be brutal. However, things took a very dark turn once Matt went over to his wife (who was standing in the crowd at ringside) and she handed him a hammer out of their kid’s freakin’ diaper bag. A hammer which Matt Hardy then attempted to hit EC III with moments later. Matt Hardy went into that match looking like a hero, but by the time it was over, the entire building seemed to be against him. Hardy has also posted some very conceited things on social media since winning the TNA World Championship. The previous champion was an ego-inflated bag of douche, and it looks like Matt Hardy is well on his way to becoming TNA’s #1 asshole as well (sorry, Mr. Anderson). What’s with the supposed need for a title to require a heel turn these days? A face champion can be just as effective if handled properly. Have the writers for WWE and TNA forgotten how to work a champion who isn’t a massive flaming pile of chicken crap??

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On a much lighter note, I simply want to admit that I freaking LOVE Bayley! She is definitely something special and more than deserving of a call-up to the main roster. However, I would have mixed feelings if she was called up because I know how much of a positive influence she is to the other women on the NXT roster. On WWE Breaking Ground (awesome show!), she is always showing her ability to be a mentor and a leader among the other NXT Divas, and that earns her tons of respect from me. She isn’t just another big-boobed bimbo with a “brand” who cares more about selling herself on social media than actually doing what she was hired by WWE to do in the first place. Bayley is a WRESTLER! She calls herself that, and I totally believe it. She has been in some of the greatest matches in the past year. When is the last time a Divas match was highly regarded for Match of the Year? When is the last time a Women’s Championship match headlined a live special or PPV event? Until Bayley came into the picture, that answers is NEVER! Bayley is changing the game on so many levels, and I admire her for all of it! Seriously….she has those inflatable waving arm thingies as part of her entrance. Who does that? Just one, and you know who that is?

IT’S BAYYYYYYLEEYYYYYYY!!!!

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I think I need a hug.

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Before I wrap this up, I want to leave you all with a special request. It’s an opportunity, really. It’s something that can get you involved and provide an outlet for you to let your creative side run wild. What I am talking about is….a chance to be a guest writer for the Fatal 4-Way!

That’s right, fanatics. This is your chance to shine! No qualifications are needed. No prior experience. Just a love for the wrestling business and a desire to express it while having a little fun on the side. If this sounds like something you would be interested in, here’s how to get your foot in the door.

This is open to ALL of our readers anywhere in the world. In the past, we have had members of this team from all over the globe. If you are reading this, you are eligible! However, final approval goes through the team leader. To submit a request to be part of the Fatal 4-Way as one of our “Run-In” writers, contact Sarah (AKA “Diva”) via one of the social media links listed at the end of her “Skirt Sheet” articles. Let her know a little bit of your background, what you would like to talk about, and also what you plan on calling yourself. All of us at the Fatal 4-Way blog under a character of our own design, and that’s part of the fun. Our honorary members are no different.

So…..what’s it going to be? Anyone up to the challenge? We post our blog on the weekends when WWE holds their PPVs each month.

Everyone likes to be part of a winning team, right?

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That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you this time, troops. Make sure to come on back for our WWE Fastlane edition. I am sure there will be plenty for us to talk about. Exactly “how” we end up talking about it? Well, you’ll have to wait and see.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

 

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Royal Rumble

-WWE United States Championship: C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Kalisto

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)The New Day vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction:The Uso’s

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Becky Lynch

Diva’s Prediction: Becky Lynch (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Becky Lynch

-WWE Intercontinental Championship; Last Man Standing Match:

C)Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: I like both guys, but I’m going with Dean Ambrose

-WWE Championship ROYAL RUMBLE Match: C)Roman Regins vs. 29 others

Sarge’s Prediction: Triple H

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

King Greg’s Prediction: I want Roman Regins to win, but i know he is getting screwed by Triple H(he’s going to win)

Wow, two predictions for Triple H taking the Championship at the Royal Rumble. I guess that’s something we need to consider. It could happen. Enjoy the Rumble & see you next month.

Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

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Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

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Yours Truly

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Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

Saying Good-Bye to a legend and Money In The Bank Predictions


In Memory of

Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels

October 12, 1945 – June 11, 2015

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I know I can speak for all of us here at the Fatal 4-Way, that we are shocked and saddened by the loss of a legend.

Dusty Rhodes built a legacy that didn’t just make in impact in the WWF/E, but in NWA, WCW and other promotions in the United States. He was globally recognized, and loved by many. He wasn’t just respected by wrestling fans around the world, but by his peers in the wrestling business. Rhodes helped younger talent learn the business as he recently worked down at the WWE training facility in Orlando, as well as was a major part of NXT’s success. He always had a zest for life in the ring, and could bring down the house. From cowboy hats and denim to polka dots, Dusty was always Dusty. Father of two well-known superstars, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was a hard working American man, who may have put his job above family at times, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t working for their futures. I know that he will be missed by everyone who ever knew him, whether on a personal level, or as a fan who watched him and grew up with him on their television. Even if you weren’t a full-blown fan of Dusty Rhodes, you can’t help but respect the American Dream. With that I would like to say, Thank-You Dusty and Rest In Peace!

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The Game

R.I.P. Dusty Rhodes (1945-2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ahfa1SP3Hw

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All apologies as King Greg is absent this week. He has some royal business to attend to in his kingdom. He will return to his royal duties in the next edition of the Fatal 4-Way. However, he would like to extend his thoughts to the Runnels family, as they have lost a husband and father. King Greg would also like to say thank-you to Dusty Rhodes for his impact on the wrestling business and hard-work in the ring. Rest In Peace American Dream!

Feel free to get in touch with King Greg; Here’s how: @blitz101 or e-mail him at gl.club17@gmail.com he’d love to hear from you!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

How’s it hanging, heroes?

Well, here we are again. It’s PPV weekend, and that means it’s time for another installment of The Fatal 4-Way….and Sarge’s Boot Camp! Your favorite, and mine as well.

I’m not going to linger for too long on this, mostly because I am not good with the sad stuff, but I want to offer my condolences to the Runnels family on behalf of the Fatal 4-Way team on the passing of “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. I have to admit, I was taken a bit off guard when I came home from work and opened Facebook. News of Dusty’s passing was on the top of the trending headlines section. It’s always crushing when a legend leaves us too soon. It makes me wish that these great men and women truly were immortal, but that is why we have our fond memories that can last long after these people have departed from our lives. Their souls and their memories will live on through the family, friends and fans across the globe that held them most dear.

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I don’t have much to talk about in regards to the actual Money In The Bank PPV this Sunday. I have already spoken in previous weeks about “Mr. Chicken Shit” Seth Rollins and how he can’t win a match on his own. It’s nice to see him being completely alienated by The Authority now, and being forced to take on Dean Ambrose by himself. I even chose Ambrose to go over Rollins in the main event, not because I think Seth is going to lose on principle or because he has no one to interfere. I just believe that Dean Ambrose’s star has been rising so fast since Payback that he is destined to hold the title in the very near future (and not like he has been, though it has been fun to see him having a good time at Rollins’ expense).

Naturally, this means I have doomed Dean Ambrose to failure because my predictions seem to always backfire. My track record since we started doing them has been “less than stellar”, to put it nicely. I flat out SUCK! There’s no sugar coating it, people. I seem to overthink things a lot of them time, or get taken in by that “perfect world” mindset and predict who I want to win rather than taking everything that has happened to that point into consideration and making a more “educated” call.

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So, it appears they are holding another Tough Enough competition, and I was happy to hear that WWE is putting on the USA Network and not just on the WWE Network. I was afraid I was going to miss the train wreck! Ha ha ha haa… I enjoyed the last season of TE because it was just so bad and painful to watch. Keep in mind, the last season of Tough Enough is where we met Cameron. She was Ariane back then, and got voted off on the very first episode because, well……she sucked the massive donkey sack! She still got a job in WWE, though. Yet another case of the actual winner vanishing into obscurity and the losers getting the reward in the end. It happens all the time in the “reality” competition world. Tough Enough is no different.

That’s the key word here. “Different”. Being “different” is what WWE needs to look for in its contestants. Sadly, most (if not all) of the truly unique and interesting applicants have already been tossed aside before even being given a chance. Sure, somebody jumping on YouTube in full face paint and acting like an idiot might not seem worthy of a WWE contract, but in hindsight, it could very well be exactly what WWE needs to bring in new fans and viewers. The problem with the “talent” in WWE these days is that 90% of them are “cookie cutter” performers and not all that interesting to watch every week. They grow stale very quickly, and only a few stand-outs have managed to rise above the doldrums and become the ones to keep an eye on. Most of these are the truly solid performers such as Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett and Neville. Others have gotten by with a gimmick that people have found easy to buy into, like The New Day playing into the wrestling fan’s innate love of cheering that someone sucks. By screaming at the top of your lungs that someone else sucks, it makes you feel better about yourself. Thus, The New Day is capitalizing on this backwards sense of positivity they preach by actually instilling it within the people who cheer to cut them down! It’s genius.

Genius” is not what I call the WWE product as a whole lately, and it’s because of these mildly enthralling personas that make it all feel like something we’ve already seen a million times. WWE has fallen into this tunnel vision syndrome where they think the way they are doing things is the best way. Millions of fans would think not, including me. It’s this lack of vision that has caused The Ascension to be tag champs in NXT, but become instant failures on the main roster. Why? Because they are “different”, and that seems not to fly anymore in today’s WWE.

My point? Don’t worry. I’m getting there. Most of what I saw from the clips they showed of the Tough Enough applicant videos were guys showing off their muscles and nearly naked women showing off their asses and tits. This is talent? Oh look! A big, jacked dude lifting weights and saying he’s the best. Really? A chick in a dental floss bikini saying she is what the Divas division needs? What WWE needs is exactly the opposite of what these people are offering up. WWE needs to give a chance to someone who doesn’t fit the mold. Somebody who looks “different”. Who acts “different”. We see big muscular guys and former swimsuit models all the time. How about extending the opportunity to someone who can actually bring WWE back to the day when athleticism meant more than looks? Hire guys to be the next John Morrison, or even the next Boogeyman. Both of them were unique, talented and stood apart from the crowd because of that difference factor. They got people excited. They got people to take notice. Even if these unique individuals don’t make it to the Tough Enough finale, don’t write them off entirely. As the saying goes, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”. Not meaning to say all the cast-offs are “trash” by any means, but if they weren’t given a fair shake simply based on their appearances or way of carrying themselves, then the true fault in all of this lies within WWE itself, and its narrow-minded selection process. By looking for the next person to fill the image of what they imagine to be the “ideal” WWE superstar or Diva, WWE is failing to see what really works in the world of “Entertainment”. The ability to “entertain”. The ability to keep one’s interest. With all the ADHD suffering people in the world today, it takes that special “something” to make them sit up and look away from the iPhone or to put that next selfie on hold until the next commercial break.

I’m going to keep a close eye on this season of Tough Enough even though I have a bad feeling that everything I have said is going to actually happen. The winner will be the one with the biggest boobs, biggest biceps, biggest ego….or any combination of the three. Any apparent in-ring capability will come from having worked with the trainers and coaches, and will not come from something they had in their blood from day one. It will all come down to who has the greatest desire to claim their 15 minutes of fame before being released a couple months later while we see a few of the also-rans trickle into NXT or be seen on RAW or SmackDown as an extra backstage, or even a Rosebud at some point.

Did that make sense to you at all? I hope so.

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I have to say I am loving this feud between John Cena and Kevin Owens. Now, I don’t want to take credit for anything, but Kevin Owens is doing and saying all the things I would have if I was ever allowed to be in the WWE. Think waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back to the very first edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp. Back to November 2006….in my very first article written for this blog. What was I doing? I used my first Boot Camp as a platform to shred Cena’s movie “The Marine”. From day one, The Sarge has been forging toward victory with his own personal one-man anti-Cena movement. Dare I imagine that Kevn Owens actually is a fan of mine? All in my imagination, no doubt….but I do have a very vivid imagination! Owens calling Cena out on all his bullshit is a joy to see, honestly. Sure, Cena has faced adversity at every turn in his career. People have lined up to try and take down “the man” but very few have tried to cut Cena down by down-playing his set of personal values. Nothing brings a man to ruin quite like undermining the very mantra by which he lives his life. When you take away a man’s beliefs, and get others to see through them, you create a shell of that man that is much more easily dissected.

Kevin Owens……The Sarge salutes you!

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Before I take a powder until the next PPV, let me leave you with this. We recently rented the Scooby Doo WrestleMania cartoon for my kids to watch. They both have become addicted to it. That’s cool and all, but now my son (who has had very limite exposure to the WWE product) now thinks that the cartoon is how WWE really is. He thinks there is really a “WWE City” and all the crazy things in that episode can really happen. I admit, I enjoyed the cartoon myself, but I really think I need to get Kaden spun up on how WWE really is. I want to take him to a live show at some point in the near future, but he doesn’t care for loud noises (like the pyro) and the only upcoming show in our area starts when he is normally in bed already. I want his experience to be positive instead of a battle inside his head trying to stay awake while being bombarded by loud explosions and music and people all around him screaming like lunatics. It might scare him right out of the arena!

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One last thing before I go. I know she doesn’t read these, but I want to thank my wife for being patient and understanding enough to have taken the kids out for a few hours today while I wrap this article up. My work schedule toward the end of this week had me working nights over the time when I would normally sit down and do this article. I was not about to sit out here after coming home from a long night at work and try to form something coherent after being up all day and being worn out enough already. My only other hope to put out something worthy of my troopers was to try and get this thing done while I had time during the day. My wife gathered the little ones up, loaded them into the car and took them into town for breakfast and a quick run through Walmart. Good times!

They just got home a few minutes ago, and I am right at the end of this edition. Perfect timing! So with that said….mission accomplished, everyone.

Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

What a sad way to start off a wicked awesome pay-per-view weekend. I’m sure we are all completely shocked at the sudden passing of Hall of Famer, Dusty Rhodes. As of my writing, no idea what happened or the cause of death. I send my sympathies to the Rhodes family.

I’ve never been a fan of Dusty Rhodes, but I have always respected what he has done for the business. This man lived this business through and through. He raised two sons who would become amazing WWE superstars in their own rite, Dustin “Goldust” Runnels, and Cody “Stardust” Runnels. He was one of the few people who knew how to book matches and train up and coming talent. He was no stranger to promoting the business. All I can say is, this is truly a shock and huge hit to the future of wrestling. I feel sorry for the new fans and new talent who won’t get to experience what Virgil “Dusty Rhodes” Runnels can do for this business. Rest In Peace Dusty!!

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I had something completely different planned for this edition of The Skirt Sheet, but I feel a bit lost. My daughter, partner and I are moving in two weeks and I’ve beens so busy as of late. We get the keys to our new house this Friday, and then we will go in to clean and paint before moving. I’ve had little else on my mind other than my daughter, who just turned 4 months old this past Thursday, this move and my fight for Kiska, Canada’s only captive orca. We lost our initial fight while winning the fact that there will never be any other orca’s in captivity in Ontario. We just recently learned that a federal bill is being presented that will ban the acquisition and breeding of ALL whales, dolphins and porpoises in ALL of Canada. This is what we’ve worked so hard for. However, it doesn’t help the current cetaceans who are being held captive. Vancouver Aquarium and Marineland in Ontario are the only two abusement parks that will be affected by this federal ban, providing we can get this federal bill passed. Our fight isn’t over.

Oh hey, see, removing myself from the loss of a legend and do some general chit-chat, helped me remember a few things I want to talk about. Shall we do this in point form? Yes I do believe that’s a fantastic idea.

1- NXT’s newest Diva, Dana Brooks: She sucks! She is like a heinz 57 of other Diva’s. Fitness model like Torrie Wilson, left over ring attire of Beth Phoenix, Nattie’s colour scheme, wrestles as bad as Aksana, face like Maryse, badly bleached hair like Lana, and shoved down our throats like John Cena. Not one of WWE/NXT’s finer acquistions. I say #FAIL

 

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2- Kevin Owens: I’m torn. He’s not exactly in shape. I guess that means he’s the hero of every basement blogger, with grease stains on their wife-beaters (not that they’d ever get married or see a real life naked woman), who have a Big Gulp cup of sugary soda in one hand and a Big Mac in the other. And that’s only when one hand isn’t, yeah anyways. I’m not going to lie, I’m disappointed in this superstar. Yet I’m not. He’s not living up to the hype, but he’s still better than Cena and probably most of the current main roster superstars. That doesn’t say a hell of a lot. I’m not sure why Cena isn’t putting his United States Championship on the line. Then again, another catch 22; Cena loses that belt and we get him back in the title picture for the WWE World heavyweight championship…AGAIN! * Rolls Eyes * I’m glad to see someone new on the flagship shows, and even finally getting NXT talent visable on Pay-per-views. It definitley helps getting NXT more mainstream. They are a better show with better talent.

3- The MITB Ladder Match: So anyone remember that King Barrett was actually involved in the MITB Ladder Match this weekend, but somehow was taken out and his spot and opportunity (not that he would have won anyways), was given to Kane. I’m pretty sure I saw King Barrett in the intial line-up, and then POOF! Gone! Kane doesn’t need this spot. So instead, Barrett is faceing R-Truth on the kick-off show. Why is R-Truth even still working there? Is he even relevent? Anyways, my displeasure aside… I see Roman Reigns going over and then later on, either cashing it in on Seth Rollins or deeking him out. Making Rollins believe he’s about to lose his title.

4- Tyson Kidd: There is a nasty ass rumour going around that Tyson Kidd is severely injured. Apparently he is suffering from a spinal chord injury that happened during a dark match he had with, former TNA star, Samoa Joe. Kidd was getting some major air time tag teaming with Cesaro, after appearing regularly on the E! Show Total Diva’s with wife Natalya. This is a major set-back to his career if this rumour is true. You would think a vetern like Samoa Joe would be more careful and experienced enough to protect his in-ring partner/opponent from such an injury. As a fan of Tyson Kidd, this sucks for him and I hope he recovers quickly and without any major long term effects. Get better soon TJ!!

5- Dean Ambrose: LOVE HIM!!!! He amuses me, and he’s good in the ring. Ambrose knows how to bring the facial expressions and he is a bump king! I see BIG things in his future.

6- Stephen Amell vs. Stardust at SummerSlam: Sadly, this isn’t going to happen. Arrow’s Stephen Amell recently appeared at ringside at a recent live RAW episode. While sitting at ringside, Stardust, got into Amell’s face.

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It didn’t take long for rumours to swirl that the two were going to have a match at SummerSlam. However, Amell dispelled those rumours on his twitter account @amellywood

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I won’t lie, I’m slightly disappointed in this. Who wouldn’t want to see Arrow fighting Stardust? Or just seeing Arrow, in those tight green leather pants, holding his bow in his hands. Hang on a minute……………………

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OK, I’m good.

And I think on this happy note, I should end this right here. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Money In The Bank

-Kick-off: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett
Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett
King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Ryback vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback
Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback
King Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Day vs. Prime Time Players

Sarge’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Diva’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
King Greg’s Prediction: New Day

John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-Money In The Bank Ladder Match:

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton vs. Kane vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Sheamus vs. Neville

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige
Diva’s Prediction: Paige

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella
King Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Ladder match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins (maybe Reigns cash in)

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this edition. Hope you enjoy Money In The Bank. It’s one of my favourite concepts. The pay-per-view is no different. This time we have a quote to end this edition. Ciao peeps and enjoy the summer.

You tread carefully @StardustWWE—Or I’ll be back.”

-Stephen Amell via Twitter @amellywood

WWE Payback 2015 and so much more


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It seems just like yesterday that we were here, giving you the low-down. I feel there has been a shift in the force of the Fatal 4-Way blog. I wonder what it might be?

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Welcome back. I can’t believe Payback is so close to Extreme Rules. I actually almost missed this months pay-per-view all together. My near-tardiness aside, it’s time I shut it and get to bidness.

So I want to thrust out there my theory on the main event of Payback. The fatal 4-Way containing all former members of The Shield vs. Randy Orton. Of course The Shield memebers are not fighting together, but seperately. Or are they?

Hear me out. Ever since the surprise break-up of The Shield and how it went down, I’ve always had this feeling that one of the most historic and legendary stables in wrestling isn’t over. If I was booking it, I would do exactly what they’ve done so far. Make Seth Rollins join The Authority, and then use that power to get him the WWE Championship, while making it look like he hates Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns (and vice-versa). For nearly a year this goes on, and people no longer hope that The Shield will get back together. Then at Payback, all that changes. They attack Randy Orton, and then the go after J&J Security, and Kane. Then hunt Triple H and Stephanie. It would be the ultimate way to take over the WWE. Something WWE failed to allow the original NEXUS to do. Anyways, my theory is that they are all still secretly working together, to slowly take down The Authority. All that sounded better in my head the few days they actually broke up, lol.

Recently I’ve engaged in a debate about the use of Sami Zayn on RAW two weeks ago. They did with him, what I thought they should have done with Neville originally. However, I would have had him beat John Cena, or have Rusev cause a disqualification. Having Zayn go over would have been a swerve that could have really thrown people through a loop and it wouldn’t have been as predictable. Something fresher. Oh well. The WWE is notrious for not doing anything out of the norm.

I find it funny that WWE did what I originally thought they should have done with Neville by having him come out and challenge Cena. He even went over via disqualification. Which is decent booking. However should have been done on the first night of his debut.

I’ve been so busy that I’m actually going to keep this super short. Between looking and buying a house, dealing with my super wiggly 3-month old, and the opening day protest/demo at Marineland, I’ve been super busy. My friend who is a trained animal investigator, and who is leading the charge on helping Kiska. What she found was this;

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This is Zeus. He’s a full-grown male walrus at Marineland in Ontario Canada. Last year we were concerned about his weight as he was thinner than Apolo, the other male walrus. This is worse. He’s sickly small. You are not suppose to see the bones of a walrus, and here you can see Zeus’ shoulders. He’s too small for a male walrus, and even too small to be a female. This here is the height of animal cruelty. I know it’s not wrestling related but I found that I just had to say something. These pictures are disturbing, and this needs to be stopped. The OSPCA and the Canadian government has ignored us before, but they can’t possibly ignore this.

So I’m out to fight the good fight. Now we have three animals to focus on. Kiska, Smooshi and now Zeus. We are still making sure that the best will happen for all the animals imprisoned at Marineland, but these are the onese that need us now! Until Next month, Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Extreme Rules Highlights,Jon Jones’ status for UFC 187: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvg5GEVSlgI

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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Well, look what the cat dragged in. Good to see another packed house here in the old Boot Camp, and I am sure you are all just chomping at the bit to get things rolling. That’s what I like about my troops. It’s always hard to tell whether you are simply loyal and on the same page with me, or if you are all huge gluttons for punishment.

Let me set it straight from the beginning. I have a feeling this WWE Payback edition of the Boot Camp is going to be fairly short. I don’t have a lot on my mind, and too many topics have been done to death. I am not one to continue to beat the proverbial dead horse, and no, I am not making a masturbation joke here. I wish I was. Actually, that is kind of funny. I’ll take credit for that.

What do ya say we just hit the ground and run with this bitch? You ready? Better be, cupcake.

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Let me go on record right now and say that I am deathly sick and tired of The Authority. I am sick and tired of Seth Rollins and his panty waist chicken shit tactics. We just see the same things every week, and it causes the outcomes of PPV matches to be predictable, if not disappointing. Whoever is writing the scripts for these people every show must either have tunnel vision, a one track mind, no imagination, or be a huge fan of the movie ‘Groundhog Day’. I find a little too much satisfaction every time I see Seth Rollins eat an RKO or a spear these days. It’s not because the writers are being good at their jobs and making me hate Seth Rollins. They are making me hate the product in general by feeding us something that is sub-par, repetitious and an insulting waste of our time.

This whole Authority storyline has been going for over a year now, and has resulted in Seth Rollins breaking up The Shield to go on his own and becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion (with tons of outside help, of course). It needs to stop, or at least take a new direction. I say the main event at Payback is the best place to set things in motion. All three former members of The Shield are in the Fatal 4-Way match together. We all know how Seth Rollins has become unhappy with how The Authority is always making life difficult by trying to make him a better champion. He has to get fed up of all of this eventually. Maybe it could even drive him to…..once more be the “architect” and reform The Shield with Ambrose and Reigns in what would be the biggest swerve of the year, no doubt. It doesn’t have to happen at Payback, but seeds can be planted in the minds of those involved to bring about that change in the coming months….perhaps to come to a head at SummerSlam. Big things happen on the bigger PPVs, so why not SummerSlam? I guarantee the first time the fans here that familiar Shield entrance theme once again, and all three of them come down together, there won’t be a dry seat in the house!

But…..with WWE’s notoriously bad logic, all this will only happen in our minds, and instead, they will make AxelMania and Macho Mandow win the tag team titles.

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It’s nice and nostalgic for Damien Sandow to go around imitating Randy Savage, but I honestly think Jay Lethal did it better as “Black Machismo”. However, calling Sandow’s take on Savage “White Machismo” sounds a little too racist for some reason.

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As I was taking a leisurely drive down the information super-highway (or just looking through my Facebook news feed), I came across an article announcing that McDonald’s has introduced a newly reimagined version of The Hamburglar. Yet another part of my childhood has been ruthlessly murdered right in front of my eyes. This guy looks like a hipster in a bad raccoon outfit. Maybe this Hamburglar is going to steal everyone’s burgers in an effort to force us all to go vegan, or maybe he will only enjoy hamburgers ironically.

Whatever the case, as I was reading through the comments in the article where this was posted, I found two rather hilarious comparison pics that, I promise you, I did NOT make up. I can’t take credit for these, even though it does totally look like something I would have done.

One of the pics said the Hamburglar looked like Repo Man

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And if that wasn’t bad enough, there was also someone who said the Hamburglar looked like Cesaro.

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If you ask me, I think all the new Hamburglar has going for him is that he has a good chance of giving Grimace, Mayor McCheese, the Fry Guys, the Burger King, and even Ronald McDonald himself a run for their money as the creepiest, most likely to be a pedophile fast food icon of the new millennium.

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Hey, remember when I told you this was going to be short? Well, here we are. Already at the end! Would I lie to you? Of course not. The Sarge is a man of his word. Some of those words may be a bit more “colorful” than others at times, but if you want to hear any more of those, you’ll just have to wait until next time. We are not doing a blog in two weeks for the Elimination Chamber PPV, so you’re off the hook until sometime next month. Have fun, be safe and try to keep your noses clean. I know….where’s the fun in that? Hey, just make sure your ass is firmly planted right here next time the Boot Camp is open for business!

Until then, YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: I’m not short. I am just more down to Earth than other people.

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Hello there my royal readers(I mean subjects) and welcome to the 1st Edition of The Royal Thoughts by yours truly The real King of blogging about professional wrestling King Greg! That’s right, you heard right you will bloody well call me the King! Don’t be a wanker about it! Let’s get this blog going shall we!

A fortnight ago WWE RAW was held in Montreal Canada. Usually strange things happen in Montreal. Once again something did happen. It was the debut of Sami Zahn on RAW. If you haven’t heard of him he is one of the most bee knees wrestlers from NXT! He accepted that wanker John Cena’s challenge for the US Championship match. Of course before all of that happened Bret Hart made an appearance and some people thought he was going to accept Cena’s open challenge. But he was only there to introduce Sami. Of course that other wanker Health Slater had to interrupt things but Bret Hart didn’t have any of that shambles and he kicked arse against Slater and it was bye bye Slater! Sami and Cena had a great match but that damn Cena(or wanker) ended up winning his match! Bloody hell! Here’s hoping Sami will get another match up against Cena at some point in time! 🙂

So we have a Dog’s Bollocks PPV this weekend. It is call Payback! In the main event we have a Fatal 4-Way match(no you wankers it isn’t Diva vs King Greg vs Sarge Vs Steve) it is the bee knees Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose. My pick for this match is Seth Rollins. So far he has been pretty good as champion! I hope he gets to be champ for a while! He deserves it! I’m kinda happy they added Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into this match. It makes it even more exciting! Isn’t it bee knees to have all three former Shield members in the main event?! I always knew those guys would be headlining a PPV together at some point! King Greg is very proud to see that happen!

Moving along I’m pretty bloody upset that Daniel Bryan has to give up his IC Championship! What a piss off! Bryan is once again injured and we don’t really know how long he is going to be out of action. I feel bad for the guy because he is such dog’s bollocks performer! I really want to see him wrestling in the ring! Plus his promos are bloody well fantastic! Let’s just hope he will back sooner rather than later!

I want to congratulate my fellow King Barrette on winning this years King of the Ring. I know he will make a great King and I’m sure he won’t disappoint the masses! Perhaps one day we will meet and we can discuss about of Kingdoms and how we have some so many servants who serve us. LOL

I have some bloody good news about TNA! Impact will be moving from Friday nights to Wednesday nights now. That’s great news for those of you who still watch the show! Is that five of you? LOL Anyway good for TNA!

But I also have some bad news from TNA it seems that wanker Jeff Hardy broke his leg while riding his bike. I actually saw the footage of it and it looks bloody well horrible! I hope he recovers and gets back in the ring when he can! He is a talented wrestler indeed!

All right my loyal readers I must end this blog for now. The King has some other things he must do! I hope you enjoy the blog and I hope you have a great long weekend! Until next time, this has been your bloody wicked King! Cheers!

PS I hope you guys enjoyed this new blog. I wanted to change things up and try something new. Let me know how you feel about it @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com I love to hear from you!

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Payback

Kick-Off: Axel & Mandow vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

Diva’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

The Game’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

King Greg’s Prediction: Axel & Mandow

PPV:

Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback (by DQ after reunited Wyatt family attacks)

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Neville vs. King Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Neville

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville

-WWE Tag Team Championship;Best 2 out of 3 Falls: C)New Day vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: New Day

The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro & Tyson Kidd

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction:John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship; Fatal 4-Way:

C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this month. I know we haven’t had a Quote of the Month lately, but it’s because nobody is saying anything remotely quote worthy. When they do, I’ll be on it. Cheers!

 

 

Extreme Rules Predictions & WrestleMania Fall-out!!


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We’re here!

 

 

Simple and to the point….

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So we are in the post-WrestleMania war zone. It’s a war of pussies!! Yeah I’m none too impressed with what’s going on. But why spoil it here in my intro, when I can go bananas in the actual blog. I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

So I shall start with WrestleMania itself.

Sting vs. Triple H… For his first official match at the Show of Shows, it sure sucked giant whale dork! There really was no need for the NWO and DX to be involved. Not at WrestleMania. If they wanted to get super hokey, then they should have done so at Fastlane or this one, Extreme Rules. I think there was just too much going on in this match that was suppose to have Triple H, the cerebral assasin. Instead it was Paul Levesque defending his manhood against an old fart who people think “Still has it.” Now if that’s how Sting has always wrestled, then I can sleep soundly at night knowing that I’ve missed fuck all, all these years because he sucks. BORRRRRING!!!!!

The predictability of the Ladder Match for the Intercontinetal championship aside, since they kept pushing the fact that Daniel Bryan had never held the Intercontinental Championship. The match was great. They did a phenomnal job.

The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt…Again, we all had to have known that ‘Taker was going to win this one to make up for last years bull shit ending. I don’t think the WWE wanted to risk a possible riot if Wyatt was scheduled to go over. It wasn’t a bad match, but it wasn’t the best. Undertaker looked good, but was showing his age in his speed. He’s gotta be getting close to being done. The match lacked emotion, as the build up was one sided, and left to Bray. On that alone, Wyatt actually deserved to go over.

As much as I hate Brock Lesnar, and didn’t have high hopes for his match against Roman Reigns, this would have been match of the night. WOULD HAVE BEEN!!! See this is where it becomes a catch 22. Reigns and Lesnar put on one hell of a brutal fight. I mean we were all sitting here questioning whether or not they were stiffing each other (and I don’t mean in a gay-porn kind of way). It was fantastic. We were actually into this match. Reigns proved he can roll with the big boys. He can roll but can he hang? Then the WWE had Seth Rollins cash in his Money In The Bank contract. Which was a great idea. To have him cash it in in the middle of a match and making it a triple threat. Also, showing smarts how he’s also the only one to be smart enough to cash it in at Wrestle-Fucking-Mania!! So that’s your catch 22. Great plan for Rollins…but not needed for Lesnar and Reigns.

I’m giving match of the night at WrestleMania 31 to The WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match, despite the catch 22. It was far from a horrible match, the cashing in, just wasn’t needed. It worked, but wasn’t needed.

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The night after WrestleMania wasn’t as impressive as the last couple of years. We saw the emergence of the Lucha Dragons, and Adrian Neville from NXT. The Dragons looked great, but they already fucked up with Neville. I’m not just being bias, because I’m a Neville fan. I love that dude. But they had this amazing opportunity to push him, and they done and fucked it up.

So here’s what they SHOULD have done with Neville… John Cena was issuing an open challenge to anyone who wanted a shot at his newly won United States Championship. He was in the ring barking away about how he will face anybody, at anytime. Neville should have come out and challenged Cena, and one of two things could have happened… 1) Neville beat Cena to become the United States Champion, pushing him forward into a career that will be impressive, or 2) Rusev comes out, costing Neville the match, not hurting either Cena or Neville.

What they DID do with Neville was have him interrupt Curtis Axel and beat him in a so-so match. Then the following week had Neville face the WWE World heavyweight champion, Seth Rollins, in a damn solid match, but Neville lost (which was going to be an obvious outcome).

Now ask yourself, which scenario would have been better?

Because of the baby, I’ve missed a months worth of NXT. It’s too hard to get it downloaded. I want to get back into it. So I’ll have to download the past few weeks so I know what’s going on.

Speaking of NXT, I’m stoked because I got the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Sami Zayn, and also the VERY FIRST EVER figure of Paige from Ringside Collectibles. I regret not getting Emma.

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I also got the Wade Barrett the other day from the same series as Paige.

Anyways, motherhood is keeping me busy, but my little one is getting big. She’ll be 3 months on May 11th.

I also have to talk about what an amazing visit I had with Sarge and his family. They came up here and spent some time with both myself and Bad News Greg. We had a great time in Niagara Falls; thanks to Greg we got to see the falls from the Observation deck at the Skylon Tower, and then Sarge and his wife, Heather (the originator of Lambhead Guy in reference to Erick Rowan), treated us all to dinner at the Rainforest Cafe. It was a lovely day. We only with The Game was able to join us. It just wasn’t in the cards this time around. Next time for sure.

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With this I shall leave you for another month. Ciao people. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Hey-o everyone! Time to make the donuts!

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Really? Did you all seriously believe that was how I greet my troops in the opening to these things? Hell no! I was just screwing with you. Get a grip. This is Sarge’s Boot Camp, for fuck sake! This ain’t no Hello Kitty tickle fight pajama party.

No, the Hello Kitty tickle fight sounds like something that should be taking place at WWE Extreme Rules. Has to be better than the “Kiss Me Arse” match. Who in the world thought that was a good idea. The only way a match ending in someone kissing someone else’s ass (excuse me…..”arse”) is if Vince McMahon himself struts down and drops trow in front of the world. That would be a throwback to the good old Attitude Era, not whatever they call the shit that’s happening in today’s WWE. It’s less of an era and more of an “error”, if you ask me. The only reason WWE is not failing against companies like TNA is because of their money. Maybe TNA could be a bigger threat to WWE if they could happen to be able to afford to pay their own employees on a regular basis. Word is some of TNA’s staff have been getting stiffed on payday lately, which is sad. Just really, really fucking sad. No other words for that kind of shit.

In fact, TNA has me scratching my head a lot in the past year or so. When they did their shows from the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida, things were great. They crowd was into it. The production values were “alright”. It seemed like they had at least 8 out of 10 of their ducks in a row before the cameras rolled. Now, since they moved from Spike to Destination America, not so much. The arenas are mostly dark. The fans are not as loud, but that could be due to the shows taking place in smaller, or less populated arenas. Can’t speak to that for sure. Since moving to Destination America, TNA’s ratings have taken a nose dive. More good news for the “weaker” product WWE shills out to its consumers. I even feel bad for the commentators on Impact Wrestling. Gone is the ringside table, and now, the commentators are stuffed in some back office of the arena where they sit in a cubicle and talk about the action in the ring while watching it on monitors.

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One thing TNA does do very well is showcase their female competitors. TNA doesn’t need to shove their women down everyone’s throat with some shitty reality show. What they did this week on Impact Wrestling was absolutely perfect, and it’s something WWE would never even consider. This week’s episode of Impact Wrestling was nothing but Knockouts for the whole show! An entire 2-hour show dedicated to the women of Impact. Pardon the pun, but it was a thing of beauty, and something that you will never see from WWE. It’s true that WWE doesn’t give two shits about the Divas. At the end of the day, they just don’t matter that much to the powers that be. I am starting to think that the whole ‘Total Divas’ thing is merely a bone being thrown to the Divas who are willing to take part as a way to transparently give them something to “shut them up” if they want to come forth and say how they feel unappreciated. Of course, I wouldn’t blame any of them, except maybe the Bella Twins, for stepping up and airing some grievances. Before ‘Total Divas’ was even a concept on paper, several of the Divas in past years had asked to be released due to being unhappy with their role and how they were being utilized.

Most recently, AJ Lee has “retired” from WWE, and I am sure it was due in part to being unhappy. Once again, WWE loses one of its best performers because of bullshit that they started. No doubt AJ was getting heat for being “Mrs. CM Punk”. If WWE is good at anything, it’s holding a grudge and shitting on people because of it. It’s why so many people have disappeared from the active roster over the years, and most certainly why many past superstars and/or Divas have been left out of otherwise well-deserved places in the WWE Hall of Fame.

Bottom line: you can only eat shit for so long before you get bored with the taste.

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Come to think of it, there is so much going on that gets under my skin lately……well, let me just take a moment.

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There is supposed to be no one greater in a company than its World Champion. The World Champions in WWE for the better part of a year have been nothing but a pathetic example and a fucking joke Brock Lesnar becomes champion and basically vanishes for four months at a time, leaving the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in limbo for months at a time. No title defenses at PPVs, no feuds, no heat being built up in promos. Hell, from one defense to the next, most of us all but forgot WWE even had a World Heavyweight Championship. I know I did. I don’t know how Lesnar negotiated that bullshit into his contract. The fans deserve a fighting champion. Not one who takes his belt and goes on vacation for 120 days at a pop, only defending the title when he feels like it. That’s not how wrestling works. Never has been, and never should be again! If a title cannot be defended once every 30 days, it must be vacated and a new champion decided at a later time. At WrestleMania, I was so ready for Lesnar to be beaten simply because it would mean the WWE World Heavyweight Championship would once again be defended as it should have been all along! Of course, Roman Reigns didn’t get the job done. It was Seth Rollins. As long as it wasn’t Lazy Lesnar walking out of there and taking a nap until SummerSlam, I was fine with it.

Since that night, I am not so sure. Roman Reigns is now feuding with the Big Show, who is taking credit for destroying Reigns during RAW in London, England. Of course, it took a British taxi cab to do most of the damage, but whatever. Seth Rollins pissed Brock Lesnar off the night after WrestleMania so badly, it made Lesnar snap and beat the shit out of Michael Cole and some camera man at ringside, which resulted in his indefinite suspension. So, with that, both Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar have been removed from the WWE World title picture. Very well played by Seth Rollins. Seems he will do whatever cowardly act is necessary to get things moving in his direction. Unfortunately, we went from a near non-existent champion, to one who is barely more than a 6-foot tall pile of steaming, stinking chicken crap!

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A guy who can’t win a match without help from The Authority. A “man” who hides behind a couple of jobbers who he hired as security guards. Funny how Rollins always claimed to be the “architect” of The Shield, and now….he hides behind a human shield called J&J Security. This is what happens when your mouth writes checks that your ass can’t cash, and I hope Rollins finally gets what’s coming to him. Sadly, I doubt this will happen at WWE Extreme Rules. Both he and Randy Orton were given chances to add a stipulation to their match, and Seth Rollins had Randy Orton’s finisher, the RKO, banned from the match. Why? Because Rollins knows damn well that Orton can end his title reign virtually “outta nowhere”, as the internet has often said. So, what does Randy Orton reply with? I loved this. He made the match a Steel Cage match to keep all Seth’s protection out of the mix. But, when have you ever seen a steel cage keep people out? This never works the way it’s meant to, and that puts Orton at a disadvantage. Anyone who believes it’s foolproof, is well….a damn fool!

Is WWE giving us all these shitty examples of World Champions now so we will all be begging them to put the strap back on John Cena? As much as I like seeing Cena out of the World title picture for once, and as much dislike as I have for him….I am seriously starting to hate Rollins that much more. These so-called “champions” as of late make me want to vomit, and they are all a big part of what is wrong with WWE today.

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With that said, I am going to go ahead and sign off until next time. I’m not planning on watching Extreme Rules as I am sure it will not end in a way that will allow me to suppress my urges to throw things at my TV. For the rest of you, more power to ya!

Let me know how that works for you. I’ll check back in with you another day. Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: New Day SUCKS!

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Hey everyone, how are you doing this month? How are you enjoying this spring weather we have been getting?! Well the weather was nice for a few weeks in April then this week it got cold again! WTF is up with that?! Arg! Well it looks like it is going to change back to being warmer next week(so that is good). Hopefully I will be able to go for a walk this weekend. I started back at work this week and it has been pretty good so far. I’m happy to be working again. It is nice to be in a routine again. But the only thing I miss is sleeping in! Oh well. I can still do that on weekends I suppose! Lol Anyway time to get this wrestling blog going!

I actually did end up watching WrestleMania 31 with Diva! Her boyfriend and daughter surprised her and ordered it for her birthday. Of course I was invited to come over and watch it. Overall I thought WM 31 was okay. I really hated the Sting vs Triple H match. I didn’t like how DX and the nWo were involved in the match. I just thought it was poor and having Triple H win just didn’t seem right to me. Why bring Sting into the WWE to only have him loose his match?! Meh. The one match I did enjoy was Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns. It was a very physical match and everyone seemed to like it! Well it was really great until the end when Seth Rollins cashed in his MITB and ended up winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship! I thought it was great but not too many didn’t like the ending. I think Seth Rollins is a great wrestler and he will be a great champion.

Another match I liked at WM 31 was the IC Championship Ladder match. It was a fun match and it could of been the match of the night! Daniel Bryan ended up winning the IC Championship. He and everyone else who were involved in the match worked their asses off! There were tons of cool spots as expected and the match was pretty sweet!

John Cena ended up beating Rusvec for the US Championship at WM 31. Their match was okay. It was a typical Cena match and now he is the US Champion.

As I’m typing this I’m watching this weeks RAW(on a Friday Night). I haven’t had a chance to watch it earlier this week. I was either watching something else or I was busy out doing something else! Lol But so far it hasn’t been too bad. I don’t think Randy Orton is going to beat Seth Rollins this Sunday. Seth needs to be champion until at least SummerSlam. I really hate The New Day. They suck so much! I like how the fans chant New Day Sucks. LOL so funny! Oh Randy just RKO’d The New Day! Yay! LOL

I read on pwinsider that Daniel Bryan is injured. So that means he probably won’t be wrestling at the Extreme Rules PPV. It sucks for him. I heard the injury will keep him out for a month. It also means he will probably be stripped of his IC Championship(which is only fair). I guess Bad News Barrett will be the new IC Champion if they go that way!

Earlier this month I got to meet Sarge and his family in person for the first time! It was a great time! We met up in Niagara Falls at my work. Diva, River, Mat, Bill, Heather, Kaden and Aly. We went up the Skylon Tower(where I work) on the observation deck. They took a lot of pictures of the view of the Falls and the city of Niagara Falls. Then we went down to the falls and took some more pictures. After that we went to the Rainforest Cafe for lunch. It was very good! I have only eaten at the Rainforest Cafe once before(in Toronto) so it was a nice treat to go there again. I also got a cup from there too! Thanks again to Bill and Heather for treating us for lunch. 🙂 Overall it was a great visit and I can’t wait to see them again!

I just watched Triple H’s announcement of Tough Enough coming back to TV. I think that is a good idea. I always thought the show was pretty entertaining. Hopefully they will find a great man and women who will entertain us in the ring and on the mic! I really enjoyed the Seth Rollins and Kane interaction. They seem to click and it could be something pretty cool if they ever get to wrestle each other.

Anyway that’s it for me this week. I hope you enjoy Extreme Rules(if you watch it) and Have A Nice Day! 🙂 If you want to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

Also you can check out my tumblr too http://glclub.tumblr.com it isn’t really wrestling related but I do sometimes post pictures of wrestling on it.

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Extreme Rules

-WWE United States Championship- Russian Chain Match: C) John Cena vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Nikki Bella vs. Naomi

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Naomi

-WWE Heavyweight Championship- Steel Cage Match: C) Seth Rollins vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Daniel Bryan vs. Bad News Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bad News Barrett

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. New Day

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

-Kiss Me Arse Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-Last Man Standing Match: Roman Reigns vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-Chicago Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

That’s it for us this month. We will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View. Until then, have fun, and drink lots…by lots I mean alcohol because that’s the only way you’re ever going to get through watching wrestling.

28th Annual Survivor Series Predictions, Lucha Underground, TNA & MORE!

November 23, 2014 Leave a comment

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Clearly, we are still working out the kinks of the addition of a new person. OK, I have pregnancy brain and totally forgot about getting the banner re-done. I promise you by December, there will hopefully be a new banner. Speaking of December, we throw away convention of our usual blogs, and do our Year End Best & Worst for 2014, plus our TLC ppv Predictions. December is one of my favourite times of the year. It’s a list, and I love organizing.

Lets knock this months out of the ball park first before jumping the gun to December. I’m sure none of us are excited to see December.

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Salutations, Survivors!

Yep, this Sunday, it’s WWE Survivor Series. It’s a PPV weekend, so you know what that means. It’s also time for the Fatal 4-Way…..and Sarge’s Boot Camp!

Now, before I begin, I want to take a minute to explain the significance of this particular edition of our little “pet project”. The November edition marks this blog’s 8th year in existence! Hard to believe it….we’ve been doing this thing now for eight friggin’ years. When we started this, we had no idea it would still be going strong for this length of time. However, here we are. Team members have come and gone…and come back again! Guest writers have joined on full-time. Some wrote once and were never heard from again. Some of us die-hards have been here in the trenches since day one, and it just keeps getting better. We do this because we love it, and we love all of you for reading and providing your feedback. Well, almost. I have a line in the bottom of my Boot Camp articles that openly encourages everyone who reads my portion of this blog to contact me and let me know what you think. Good or bad, feedback is what it is, and I welcome it all. I welcome it, but to this day…..it has not come. Not one e-mail. Not one post on Facebook. Not one Tweet. NOTHING! I know it’s not because you’re afraid to have your opinions be heard. My troops are a fearless bunch, and should feel as free to speak their minds as I do!

It’s okay. Just sayin’….

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What’s NOT okay? Oh, there’s plenty to talk about. For starters, let’s talk about the new video game, WWE2K15. What was 2K thinking when they made this game? First of all, the PS3/Xbox 360 versions are completely different from the “current gen” ones on PS4/Xbox One. The last-gen versions are pretty much the same as last year’s game, only with an updated roster and a new game mode based on NXT. They took out the option to use custom entrance music and/or videos for your created superstars and Divas. Hell, on the current gen game, you can’t even make a female character. Of all the things to remove from the game? Really? This only scratches the surface of the woes that gamers are experiencing with this title, and I honestly don’t have the time to roll out the laundry list of other complaints I have heard since the game was released. It’s sad, really. Even under a new developer, there’s no excuse for them to make a game this sorely lacking in comparison to its predecessor, whether on last-gen consoles or current gen. This game franchise has become a staple in my life, and I get each new installment as my default birthday present every year. I have to say, I am not entirely pleased with 2K15’s offerings. I have been left to make due with what I have to work with on many aspects of this game. It is a livable condition, but it leaves me only 80% happy overall. So many shortfalls in a series that normally expands (however slightly) on the previous year’s game.

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Sure, there is a lot that leaves me shaking my head about WWE2K15, but something that never fails to baffle and confound me to no end is WWE’s idea of guest hosts. When “wrestling” became “entertainment”, it completely fell off track, and we get to sit through a seemingly endless parade of “celebri-turds” and people (and things) that somebody somewhere thinks a handful of us actually give two shits about! If you think the Muppets were bad, you would be right….but there have been worse, and I have a bed feeling we have not yet seen the end. Most of the time, I am simply left wondering who thought this was a god idea? Why did they choose that person? NeNe Leakes? Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford? These are three people who have NO business in a WWE ring, a WWE locker room, or withing 50 miles of an arena in any city where a WWE live televised event is taking place….and they certainly have no business being on my damn TV screen! I don’t watch their shows. My wife watches almost all the freakin’ “Real Housewives” shows, but she does NOT watch the one NeNe is/was on. I swear it’s like the only one she actually doesn’t show interest in. Can’t blame her, really. Neither do I, and that goes double for when they put NeNe on RAW, and thought I would sit here and put up with it. When she was on screen, I used that as my opportunity to take a nice, long “mini-vaca” on the shitter. Either way, I would be struggling with crap. I just chose the more enjoyable and productive option. The only thing more relieving than a good bowel movement was coming back into the living room and seeing that NeNe was no longer stinking up my WWE programming. I can’t say the same for my poor bathroom, however.

I usually feel sorry for a lot of us who have to suffer through these horrible guest host segments, but last week during RAW, my heart went out to the sad little feline known as Grumpy Cat. This cat is a huge Internet sensation, and it doesn’t take much to gather a small list of important facts about her. I knew the night was not going to go well even before GC appeared on screen as Michael Cole did the disservice of completely fucking up the entire introduction. He called the cat a “he” when it is actually a “she”, and called her “Grumpy the Cat”. Really, dude? It takes 5 minutes on Google or Wikipedia to get your shit straight, and you can’t even bother with that. Once we finally saw Grumpy Cat, it only got worse. They saddled her with having to sit there and listen to The Miz babble about how great he is, and other insufferable crap. I can only imagine how epic Grumpy Cat’s inner monologue had to be all through that episode. As Garfield constantly ponders the miracle of lasagna, and expresses his consuming dislike of Mondays….I assume Grumpy Cat was praying for the sweet release of the vet’s mechanizing needle rather than have to live through another soul-sucking minute of what WWE was putting her through.

As was I. But, rather than being “put to sleep”, I just turned the TV off and went to bed.

(Let it be known that I am not advocating cruelty to animals. Technically, the animal was wishing harm on itself.)

This all could have been stopped if PETA had intervened in time. Given the travesties WWE has perpetrated recently against bulls, gators and bunnies….this cruel and unusual treatment of a national treasure like Grumpy Cat was hard to watch, but one can only assume how painful it was for the poor kitty to live through it.

The cruel and unusual treatment of their fans is just how WWE lets us know they care, and they know exactly what we want to see!

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In reverse animal cruelty news…..what the fuck is going on with Adam Rose and the Bunny? Used to be Rose and the Bunny would be in a match, Rose would lose and then proceed to go all “opera singing Elmer Fudd” on his ass. Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, KILL DA WABBIT!!!! However, the tables were turned last week as Rose went to once more lay a beatdown on the long-eared galoot, but the Bunny swung around behind him and, well…..attempted to deposit his “bunny maker” right up Adam’s “Exotic Express”.

And a million Cena fans went blind that night. Okay, just kidding. I am guessing this will lead to a match between the two at some point, but the prospect of seeing the Bunny try to anally violate Adam Rose again makes me want to completely miss anything and everything having to do with them.

I saw The Boogeyman post a few pics on Twitter recently teasing at something going on in WWE Headquarters. Not sure if it was a way of revealing a possible return, but since he didn’t show up on the Halloween episode of SmackDown (which would have made the most sense), my idea would be this. Have Adam Rose fight The Bunny in a match, and at some point, Rose hits the Bunny’s costume head and it flies off….to reveal that The Boogeyman is who is inside the suit! #BoogeyBunny would soon trend worldwide!

But, that’s how things work in my twisted imagination.

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And, with that said, it’s about time I hit the bricks. Enough trouble has been caused for another month! Move along, kids. Nothing else to see here. Not until next time Boot Camp is in session, anyway.

Until then, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

 

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone, how are you doing this month? I can’t believe we are already at another WWE PPV. Man time flies when you’re having fun! I have been trying to keep busy with things. For those of you who don’t know I have been recently laid off due to lack of work available. So I have been trying to find work to keep busy. Anyway let’s get on with this wrestling blog shall we?!

This past Monday’s RAW was all right. Grumpy Cat was the special Guest Host for it. For those of you who don’t know who she is, she is this cat that always looks grumpy! She has become an Internet sensation. She has a Christmas movie coming out on Nov 29th. It is going to be on Lifetime network for those of you who want to watch it. I don’t get Lifetime so I won’t be able to watch until it comes out on DVD.

Back to RAW The Miz and Mizdow were really the only ones who interacted with Grumpy Cat. It was pretty corny but I was expecting it, so it didn’t really bother me! There was a new IC Champion that was crowned. Luke Harper ended up winning it. He defeated Dolph Ziggler. I wasn’t expecting Luke to win but it was a nice change. I do however do like Ziggler. It didn’t really hurt him. I’m sure he will get another title shot sometime down the line. Of course the big thing on RAW was whether or not Cena would be able to get enough guys to be on his team for Survivor Series. He did manage to get Ryback, Big Show, Ziggler, and Erick Rowan to be on his team. Sheamus was supposed to be on it but he got taken out by Mark Henry. They will be taking on Team Authority. On TA is Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Mark Henry and Luke Harper. Now if Team Authority ends up losing it means Authority will lose their authority. But if Team Cena loses everyone on that team will be fired. I think Team Cena will win. I have a feeling WWE wants to change things up and maybe go back to a GM for RAW and SmackDown That’s just my opinion. What do you guys think?

One thing that bugs me is how WWE thinks they can bring back Ryback and expect us to believe he is all that. They pretty much buried him for most of this year and last year. He was teaming up with Curtis Axel. They didn’t really do anything with them. So I don’t know. I also think Ryback is an asshole on top of it. I know he doesn’t care about the fans(cause even when he was a face before he turned heel he didn’t really show he liked the fans). Even now I think he is phony. I have a good eye for things like that. I know Vince likes his “Big Guys” but I think he is wasting his time with Ryback. He will never give back to WWE like other wrestlers they have.

Randy Orton is MIA right now but he will be back soon. As we saw a few weeks ago The Authority took him out but this is storyline related. He is now filming a new film. It will be coming out next year. I’m not sure if I will see it. I guess if Diva decides to buy it I might borrow it from her? LOL Who knows. But when Orton does make his return to WWE I expect him to get his revenge on Seth Rollins. Those two guys will put on some great matches! I just hope Orton doesn’t turn into a boring babyface like he seems to do. I would like to see him be a normal guy who just likes to kick ass!

Speaking about kicking ass Dean Ambrose has been on a roll. Everything that he has been involved with has been really good! Right now he is feuding with Bray Wyatt(another favourite of mine). These guys are going to have a match on Survivor Series and it could be the match of the night. I hope these two steal the show. I picked Wyatt to go over but I wouldn’t mind seeing Ambrose win too. Either one is good for me.

WWE has released a new blu ray about Randy “Macho Man” Savage. It is about time they did do that! I really hope this will lead to Macho Man being inducted into the WWE HOF next year! I really would love to see that(along with other wrestling fans). It is his turn. Come on WWE please put Savage into the HOF.

TNA will be leaving SpikeTV at the end of the year. They will be moving to Destination America channel in the new year. Impact will remain a two hour show plus they will have other shows on the channel. I hope this works out for TNA. But they have a long way to go to get back the fans. At least they have a few good workers on their roster. Kurt Angle decided to stay with TNA and not go to WWE. Also they have Jeff Hardy and many other guys too. I probably won’t watch their shows at the start(we don’t get Destination America in Canada) but I won’t be downloading them either. I may if they get better but for now I’m just sticking with WWE.

Daniel Bryan wants to return to WWE by the Royal Rumble. I hope he does but it does seem this rehab isn’t really helping his hand. He still doesn’t have feeling in it and he could need surgery. If that happens who know how long he will be out. I really wish him the best! I miss seeing him in the ring. He was doing so well then this happened.

I’m going to do something now. WM 31 is in a few months so I’m going to predict what the card will look like. The main event for WM 31 will be Daniel Bryan VS John Cena for WWE World Championship, Triple H VS Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker VS Sting, Brock Lesnar VS Rusev, Randy Orton VS Bray Wyatt, Chris Jericho VS Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns VS Bad News Barrett for the IC Championship, Paige & AJ VS Natalya & Trish Stratus and Christian VS Sheamus. So what do you guys think? Do you think it will be a good card or not?

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Survivor Series PPV this Sunday if you do end up watching it! You can check out the rest of my predictions along with everyone else at the end of this blog! Have a Nice Day! 🙂

You can always reach me on twitter @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Disclaimer: What you are about to read is a completely “In-Character” expression of my thoughts pertaining to the wrestling industry. Do not take what I say personally or to heart. Have fun, enjoy the material and lets all take a ride on this crazy train together!”

Brandon Crazy train

Sup jerks! We have a couple things to talk about this month so lets not waste any time and get right into it, shall we?!

Lucha Underground

Are we standing on the edge of a revolution in pro wrestling?

This past October, wrestling fans across the globe were introduced to a new breed of professional wrestling that is drastically different from the era of “Sports Entertainment” (*cough* WWE *cough*) that most casuals are accustomed to. The art of Lucha Libre style wrestling is not unfamiliar territory for wrestling fans. Well known established names such as Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero (with Eddies nephew, Chavo being a huge part of Lucha Underground) became household names based on this style of wrestling competing in ECW, WCW and WWE.

To the people who never watched Lucha Underground: What makes this company stand out?

· Style! As you can obviously tell by the name, automatically youre going to be seeing a different style of wrestling than before. If your cup of tea is high flying, fast paced and breathtaking action? Lucha Underground is right down your alley!

· Presentation! One of the first things youre immediately going to notice is how this show is presented to the viewing audience. Forget the standard angry, overly exaggerated wrestling promos you have come to expect. Instead, we are presented with a dark, resolute and somewhat cheesy vignette style of storytelling. Everything has a movie style feel to it and its refreshing to see in between matches. In my personal opinion, this brings a better sense of realism to the product that you dont see anywhere else.

· Wrestlers! What would Lucha Underground be without its talent, right? You get a wide variety of wrestlers that most likely you have never heard before sprinkled in with some former WWE and TNA castoffs. Wrestlers such as Johnny Mundo (WWEs John Morrison), Big Ryck (WWEs Ezekiel Jackson), Chavo Guerrero Jr, Prince Puma (former part time TNA X-Division star), Shawn Hernandez (yet to debut, former TNA star), to name a few. In addition, theres wrestlers like Sexy Star, Drago, Fenix, Catrina (WWEs Maxine), Ivelisse and many others.

The arena has a down and dirty “Fight Club” like appeal to it in my opinion. Former AAA and WCW star Vampiro, along with former WWE announcer Matt Striker provide the commentary with a realistic approach rather than advertising products and treating the audience like dumb sheep.

I could continue on and praise this new organization, but I feel its best for wrestling fans to go and check it out for you. Speaking as a die-hard wrestling fan, Im always looking for alternatives to mainstream professional wrestling. Lucha Underground, in my humble opinion, is one of the better alternatives I have seen in recent years. I sincerely hope you will tune in and check these guys out. Lucha Underground airs on Wednesday night at 8pm (Eastern Time) on the El Ray Network. If youre unable to watch it on television, check it out online somewhere. I promise you will not be disappointed.

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GFW and NJPW team up for a very special Pay-Per-View extravaganza! Are you ready to #JoinTheForce?

In April of this year, TNA founder Jeff Jarrett announced that he was going to start a new promotion called Global Force Wrestling (GFW). As time went on, Jarrett started to pick up momentum for his growing company. He aligned himself with some of the best international wrestling promotions from around the globe (no pun intended). AAA from Mexico. New Generation Wrestling from New England. WrestleClash from Australia, just to name a few. One of the biggest partners GFW gained was New Japan Pro Wrestling. A promotion rich with wrestling history, with many big names making a splash in the United States like Big Van Vader, Keiji Muto/The Great Muta, Masahiro Chono, Ultimo Dragon, and so many others along the way made an impact in our sport. Therefore, it was only fitting that GFWs first major event would come with their biggest asset NJPW!

Wrestle Kingdom 9”, one of NJPWs biggest events is set to take place on January 4, 2015. Due to their new relationship with GFW, a deal was made to co-promote the event here in the United States live on Pay-Per-View. Recently, a major announcement was made on behalf of GFW that legendary ring announcer and WWE Hall of Famer; Jim Ross would be the play by play announcer for one night only. Joining him will be former TNA color commentator and TNA Shop pioneer, Don West will join Ross on commentary.

Here is the scheduled card for the event. The card features mostly talent from NJPW, with others sprinkled in from ROH and other Indy promotions:

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Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Kazuchika Okada Singles match for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship

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Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Kota Ibushi Singles match for the IWGP Intercontinental Championship

3

Ryusuke Taguchi (c) vs. Kenny Omega Singles match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship

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reDRagon (Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly) (c) vs. Forever Hooligans (Alex Koslov and Rocky Romero) vs. Time Splitters (Alex Shelley and Kushida) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson) Four-way tag team match for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship

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Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Togi Makabe Singles match for the NEVER Openweight Championship

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Minoru Suzuki vs. Kazushi Sakuraba

Singles match; the winner can only be declared by submission or knockout

While nothing has officially been announced by GFW on a television deal or what they plan to do for a roster, look for Global Force Wrestling to become the talk of the wrestling world for 2015!

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Wrestling garbage that makes you face palm because the fail is too hard to put into words.

There werent too many things to talk this month, so I came up with an idea for a segment. When I used to run a Facebook wrestling community group, one of the things that caught on was my *face palm* picture. I would post this in favor of lashing out and talking about how stupid a particular wrestling character/match/angle was. Therefore, I decided to carry this one here at the Fatal 4-Way. Each month, Im going to pick a random number of things that made me (and most of you wrestling fans) face palm in complete disgust.

· The Bunny Hump” Okay, we all know how much I cant stand that f***ing bunny. I probably hate the character as much as JBL. Nevertheless, wrestling fans were subjected to his funny, but also uncomfortable scene on RAW.

The Bunny Hump

If The Bunny is really Darren Young this is going to cause a LOT of controversy within the LGBT community.

· Cesaro gets snubbed” In a controversial move from RAW this past Monday night. Cesaro comes down to the ring and sides with The Authority during the final showdown. When the show closed, we were all under the assumption the main event was going to turn into a 6-on-5 match with the addition of Cesaro. But nope! It appears Cesaro will NOT be a part of Team Authority after-all. So, what was the effing point of having Cesaro out there to begin with? Ugh! Idiots!!!

Cesaro

Its okay, Cesaro. Were all pissed off too!

TNA Bound for Glory

· Bound for Failure” Alright, Ill admit. “The Prodigy” is a bit of a biased TNA fan. However, that doesnt mean they are safe from my deadly venom. TNA and Wrestle-1 co-produced TNAs “biggest” Pay-Per-View of the year in Tokyo, Japan amidst a Typhoon, a controversial Dixie Carter tweet referencing the impending hurricane and “Cowboy” James Storm and one of the weakest BFGs in company history! To add insult to injury, major TNA stars like Bobby Roode, Bobby Lashley, Gail Kim, Eric Young and others were nowhere to be seen. The show itself was good, mind you. However, it didnt deliver on what the show could have been had TNA and Wrestle-1 got all their ducks in a row. Oh yeah, the show was taped, not live.

Was this years TNA Bound for Glory a failure? Tweet @DravensFlock and let me know what you think!

· M.I.A” The wrestling world has not seen, nor heard from WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar since WWE Night of Champions in September. Rumors ran amuck that Lesnar was having health issues. Others say it was a “WWE” call to set Lesnar out and use him as needed. Some speculated it was a contract issue between Brock and the WWE. Regardless of what the truth is, WWE needs to see Brock Lesnar back sooner than later. I dont mind if we see him on every episode of RAW or SmackDown. I want to see him back defending the title on Pay-Per-Views as a champion should do! What a concept, right?

Brock Lesnar

MISSING! Have you seen this WWE World Heavyweight Champion? If so, please call our hotline! Its 1-900-909-9900! Kids please get your parents permission before calling!

· You sure do have a purdy mouth, little lady!” Finally, I end this segment with a disturbing meme between Erick Rowan (aka, #LambHeadGuy) and Renee Young. Imagine if WWE decided to turn this into a “love story”? LMFAO! If you can remember back when Lillian Garcia had a storyline with the late Viscera/King Mabel, then you may get somewhat of an idea where this could go. Disturbing!

#LambHeadGuy and Renee Young

This is what happens when #LambHeadGuy hooks up with Little Bo Peep. Only in the WWE folks!

Thats it for me. Im checking out of the nuthouse and back into the Asylum… wait, that didnt sound right? Oh well. We all go a little crazy sometimes. This is “The Prodigy” signing off, telling you to get your pets spayed & neutered, your kids to stay off drugs, and to grow a spine and speak your mind!

E:Mail brandon_l_ewing@live.com

Twitter: @DravensFlock

The Game

WWE Hell In A Cell Thoughts,UFC 179 thoughts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjNbF7vy2kc&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

 

Rowan Joins Team Cena on RAW + UFC 180 thoughts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwKyHR7HHLo&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&spfreload=10

The Skirt Sheet

Another month has gone by. And soon I’ll be just a manager of the Fatal 4-Way. I’m not leaving once the baby comes, but I may not be writing as often. Kind of depends whether or not I get to watch much wrestling. It’s nice to have The Prodigy (aka Brandon) on our team, to sort of pick up the slack while I’m off trying to be a mom. I honestly have no freaking idea what I’m doing. Lol!! But you live and learn. Babies don’t exactly come with instruction manuals. Although they really should. As of this blog, I have 11 weeks until our Baby Beluga finally comes. Anyways, I should shut it and get to bidness…

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I was hearing all this buzz from some of my friends on Facebook about Lucha Underground. A different take on wrestling. The Mexican luchador style mixed with a rougher North American style, set in a dingy dojo. The wrestling is amazing. The rest is pretty cheesy. Some of you may know the names of Vampiro, Matt Strkier (both lead commentary), Chavo Guerrero Jr., Konnan, John Morrison who is now known as Johnny Mundo. All in this new promotion. They go by episodes and it is produced by Mark Burnett who produces Survivor. It isn’t so much done in the direction of WWE or TNA or Ring Of Honour, but more like a television show. That’s the part that gets me. I’m not really sure how I feel about the television show format oppose to arena wrestling format the other promotions are usuing. Even though I seem to have a problem with it, the matches that are put on, are amazing. Quick-moving, flashy, but smooth and near flawless. Sometimes you catch mistakes being made, but who cares, the rest of the matches make you forget what you are seeing.

Rumour has it, former WWE superstar, Alberto Del Rio will be joining the show in the early new year. Which doesn’t exactly surprise me. Four episodes have aired and in the first three I was waiting for him to pop up. Women face men, and men face midgets. There are very few rules in Lucha Underground. Anything can happen at any given time. I like the spontaneity it affords me as a new fan to the show. It’s easy to follow and the stories are simple. If you miss one week, then you don’t miss much at all. Stars to watch, Mil Muertes, Prince Puma, Blue Demon Jr., Fenix, Drago, and Sexy Star (most unoriginal name ever).

The ring is larger than WWE, and sounds a lot harder with less give. I could do without the cheesy vignette type segments, and Sexy Star is a tough woman wrestler who feminist would shit all over because she wrestles men, and isn’t afraid to get slapped around. The acting is horrible, but it’s a good thing that the in-ring work is stellar. If you want a break from the conventional, check out Lucha Underground. There has been only 4 episodes as of this blog.

Matt Striker still sucks, btw.

Moving on…

Adrian Neville pulling a dick move on NXT a couple of weeks ago in his title defense against Sami Zayn. I freakin’ loved it. Feigning an injury to distract his, friend, then rolled him up for the pin. OMG classic. He still played up the injury afterwards, but it was still a move that you wouldn’t suspect of a babyface like Neville. Great swerve.

Speaking of Sami Zayn, they seem to be slowly intergrating him on the main roster. For two weeks in a row, Zayn faced Tyson Kidd on Main Event, getting some main stream exposure. Maybe that’s why the NXT Championship has not been put around his waist. Also, ever since The Ascension has lost the NXT Tag Team Championship to Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara), I’ve been expecting them to be brought up on the main roster, but no sign of them yet).

NXT keeps amazing me each week. I’m still waiting for NXT Women’s champion, Charlotte to have her penis slip out. I’m sorry, she’s an amazing wrestler, but looks so man-like.

Grumpy Cat? Really? That is all.

Lets talk about the 28th Annual Survivor Series for a few moments. Hardly any matches have been booked. I think they have four matches booked (granted I’m writing this on this past Tuesday so who knows, it could have changed).

Team Authority vs. Team Cena. This one is a toughy. The way it looks now, Team Cena will be going over, however with Rusev on Team Authority it looks like Team Authority will take it. Rusev has yet to be pinned or made to submit. However, without Rusev on Team Authority, it wouldn’t have opened Cena vs. Rusev. I’ve been saying this for months, that it will be John Cena who beats Rusev via pinfall or submission. C’mon, he’s the American hero. Of course it’s always been the plan to go with Cena as being the one who finally beats Rusev. I think the only way that Team Cena can win, without someone pinning Rusev (because I doubt he would get pinned or forced to submit in a team match), is for Rusev and Lana to walk out mid way through the match and be done with Team Authority. A quick rundown;

Team Authority: Seth Rollins (Captain), Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev, and Luke Harper

Team Cena: John Cena (Captain), Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Ryback and Erick Rowan (yeah I know right, wtf?)

The way the rumours are swirling, Nikki Bella is set to defeat AJ Lee for the Diva’s championship. Especially after Stephanie McMahon was recently asked in an interview about how none of the Total Diva’s cast will ever be allowed to be on the show and carry the championship. She answered that simply wasn’t true. With the rumour that AJ was planning on leaving the company after Survivor Series, instead of putting the title on a non-Total Diva (because really, there isn’t many who aren’t on the show now), putting the title on John Cena’s girlfriend is most likely going to take place this Sunday.

Nobody cares about the WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way match. For me to care, is for them to do something amazing, like call up The Ascension to interrupt the match and lay out every single team. I won’t be holding my breath.

Lastly, the psychological games between Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose will only just be starting. Mind games aside, both guys are killer on the microphone, and both are solid in the ring. Wyatt maybe the creepiest in the ring compared to Ambrose, but never take away the rash in-ring style of the Lunatic Fringe. He brings a quick, sloppy-yet-neat approach to his work inside the squared circle. A style that helps improve his image as being a bit off the cuff, one that will compliment, and pardon my pun, the off the rocker stylings of Wyatt. This match was likely more anticipated then the Team Cena vs. Team Authority match, until the stipulation was added by Mr. McMahon. For me, I’d rather see Wyatt vs. Ambrose.

If it wasn’t for Dean Ambrose, I’m not sure if I would still be a wrestling fan right now. I’m so frustrated with the product. I feel like when the baby comes, I probably won’t miss wrestling as much. I can’t help but wonder what Ambrose will do next? What actions will make him fly off the handle? What facial expressions will make him look the most looney? etc.. He’s just interesting.

I can’t figure out Erick Rowan joining Team Cena. Then again, I’m probably not the only one who can’t figure that one out. Yeah I know that should have been further up in my blog, but the thought just popped into my head.

I watched the 2014 TNA Knockouts Knockdown with eight TNA Knockouts, and eight Independent female wrestlers. I’ve always regarded the TNA Knockouts to be far superior than the WWE Diva’s (of this current roster), however not in the one pay-per-view they get a year. I’m not sure if they toned it down so that the newer girls could keep up or not, but either way, the wrestling was disappointing. In round one, it pinned one TNA established knockout vs. an aspiring knockout, and the winner would move on to the Gauntlet Battle Royal.

Round 1: -Veda Scott vs. Gail Kim; I had planned to give a rundown of the matches but they kinda all looked the same to me. Gail Kim goes over.

– Scarlett vs. Angelina Love; Angelina goes over with help from Velvet Sky.

-Reby (Sky; aka Mrs. Matt Hardy) vs. Velvet Sky; Reby goes over thanks to a mistake made by Angelina spraying Velvet in the face with hair spray.

-Havoc vs. Madison Rayne; probably one of the better matches of the night. Surprised that Madison Rayne would defeat Havoc.

-Karlee Perez (former NXT Diva, Maxine) vs. Taryn Terrell (former WWE Diva Tiffany); I’m not sure why TNA thinks that Terrell is a good wrestler. She hurts my eyes. Anyways, Taryn Terrell defeats Karlee Perez.

-Mia Yim vs. Brittany; virtually two chicks I’ve never heard of or cared about. Mia Yim defeats TNA Knockout Brittany.

– Deonna vs. Brooke. Worst match ever, but TNA’s Brooke gets the win.

– Marti Belle vs. ODB; Strike that last one, this was the worst match. Watching an afro defeat the gross and has to be smelling of bad punani ODB, was well there was no good way to end this match. But at least I don’t have to look at ODB later. Or so I thought. Turns out she would strip and beat Rockstar Spud. Yeah that was pretty bad too.

Then round 2 was the Gauntlet Battle Royal match. Starting off for the first two minutes is Gail Kim vs. Brooke. Then Mia Yim, Reby, Angelina Love, Madison Rayne, Marti Belle, & Taryn Terrell would join every two minutes. To be eliminated, each participant had to go over the ropes and both feet hitting the floor. When it comes to the final two participants, a referee would be added and it would become a one-on-one match for the Queen of The Knockouts crown. It would come down to Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne. With the predictable out come of Velvet accidentally spraying Angelina in the face with the hair spray, like Love did to Sky earlier. Madison Rayne is the 2014 Queen of the Knockouts.

I’m not sure I have much else to say as of right now. Wrestling has just been disappointing as of late. I’m still enjoying NXT and I’m getting used to Lucha Underground. Try as I might, TNA just doesn’t interest me. WWE has been one slow and disappointing show after another. This whole “New Day” shit with Kofi Kingston, Big E and Xavier Woods looks really stupid. They would have been better off going with another Nation of Domination then with a baptist Right to Censor-type gimmick. Then again, we have yet to see what this “New Day” shit is about. Will Slick come back as a manager? Is Slick still alive?? Actually he is. Lol! With all this said and done, I will see you next month for probably one of the most difficult Best & Worst list I could possibly do. To find anything good in 2014, will be extremely difficult. To just limit myself to the Worst will be difficult as well. So much shit to chose from. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Survivor Series

-WWE Tag Team Championship; Fatal 4-Way Match:

C) Goldust & Stardust vs. The Uso’s vs. Los Matadores vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Goldust & Stardust

-Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match:

Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma vs. Paige, Cameron, Layla & Summer Rae

Sarge’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

Diva’s Prediction: Paige, Cameron, Layla, & Summer Rae

The Game’s Prediction: Paige, Cameron, Layla & Summer Rae

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Natalya, Alicia Fox, Naomi & Emma

Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Brat Wyatt

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this one is tough…Bray Wyatt

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

The Prodigy’s Prediction: AJ Lee

-Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match; If Team Authority Loses, they also lose their power:

Team Cena: John Cena vs. Team Authority: Seth Rollins

Dolph Ziggler                          Kane

Big Show                                Rusev

Erick Rowan                         Luke Harper

Ryback                                  Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Cena

Diva’s Prediction: Tough one, Team Cena

The Game’s Prediction: Team Cena because of Sting

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Team Cena

The Prodigy’s Prediction: Team Cena

That’s it for us this month…We will see you in one month for our Best and Worst of 2014 blog and TLC predictions. No Quote of the Month since no one said anything clever enough to warrant such honour.