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The Final Deletion:The F4W says Good-bye for Good

August 20, 2016 Leave a comment

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The Final Deletion…Fatal 4-Way Style

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I realize for the past few months, there has been little to no editions of the Fatal 4-Way. We all have come to the realization that our lives are too busy; complicated with work, babies, and relationships. We originally planned to work up to November in order to celebrate 10 years putting this baby out. However, we are unable to commit to this blog much longer.

So we are sad to say that this will be our LAST EDITION. Our “Final Deletion” so to speak (but less corny and horrible than the Hardy’s).

We have some old faces returning to say good-bye. So stay tuned, and for one last time…Roll the footage monkies….

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Hey everyone, how are you doing? I guess you probably all know by now this will be the last edition of the Fatal 4-Way Blog this weekend! Yeah we made the hard decision to retire the blog. I first want to say thank you to Diva aka Sarah for letting me have the chance to be part of the blog. I really did have a fun time writing it with you! You have become one of my closest friends and we have had so many great times together. I know we will continue to have fun times after this blog comes to an end. I also want to thank Sarge and Steve for being such awesome co-bloggers and friends as well. I truly enjoyed being part of the Fatal 4-Way family. I also enjoyed reading and watching your youtube blogs. You guys rocked! I also want to thank you our loyal readers for supporting us through these almost 10 years. Thank You! Another thank you I would like to give out is to the guys who do pwinsider.com thank you for bringing out the best news for us. You don’t know how much I enjoy being an elite member with your site all these years. Keep up the excellent work guys!

I want to say when I was in grade 5 I remember one of my school friends Jason bringing in a WWF magazine to school. I never even knew what wrestling was until he showed me my first magazine. Then I had to check it out on TV. I fell in love with wrestling after that. I haven’t really stopped. Yes I know it has gone through so many changes and up and downs but I kept by it all these years. I’m really hopeful with NXT, Ring of Honor, and WWE keeping the wrestling business alive. I really think when Vince does retire Triple H is really going to make the WWE such a better place and exciting environment. He has already with NXT. I know there is a bright future in Pro Wrestling.

As I’m writing this today, I have just started my vacation. I’m off for 9 days and I’m planning to away for a few days at the cottage. It should be a fun time! I can’t wait. I am however going to miss SummerSlam on Sunday. It does look like an exciting card and I’m curious if Finn Balor is going to be your new WWE Universal Champion or will be my hero Seth Rollins? Lol I think you know who I want to win! I’m hoping AJ Styles beats the snot out of Cena at SummerSlam! That would be awesome! I’m rooting for Randy to survive and not get injured out of his match against Brock Lesnar. I know I picked Brock to win but I really want Orton to win cause he is one of my favourites and he is quite sexy too! LOL I know Dean is going to beat Dolph but I’m glad Dolph is finally getting a decent push. Hopefully they will have a few more matches together. I really hope The New Day end up losing the tag titles cause I can’t stand them and they have had the championships for a while now. I’m also rooting for Sasha Banks to retain the Women Championship too!

I didn’t put TNA in the other paragraph for a reason. I’m really not sure if they will survive much longer. So many bad things have happened to them lately and they just seen to be hanging in there with a thread sometimes! Maybe with Billy Corgan taking over as TNA President things will change for the better. But Dixie is still there. So who knows for sure. I did however enjoy the The Finale Deletion match between Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy. It was bizarre! But I still enjoyed it! It made me LOL and also say WTF is going on there! Haha It was one of those things that was so bad in pro wrestling but at the same time it was so good too!

Anyway that’s it for me! I hope you guys enjoyed our last blog ever. Who knows maybe we might do the odd special blog here and there. I guess it depends on our schedules as well. So we shall see! But once again I would like to say thank you to everyone from the past and present who made this blog fun to do! Have a nice day!

If you want to keep in touch with me you can tweet me @blitz101 or you can send me an e-mail at

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The Game

 

Farewell: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lWa-Gv9ObfN1JzSnJBeTFHZTg/view

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The Polish PrinceHey There, So the Polish Prince was suppose to make one last appearance in our “Final Deletion” blog, however he has taken ill and cannot write a piece for us. He thanks everyone who has supported us through the past 9 ½ years as well as all the men and ladies who have contibuted to the Fatal 4-Way since his departure. We all love and care about the Polish Prince and wish him a speedy recovery. Thank-you Polish Prince for being a part of this amazing journey.

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

Well, troops. Here we stand, our toes dangling off the edge of the precipice of a world that will never be the same again! Once we depart from this hallowed ground known as “Sarge’s Boot Camp”, the gates will be locked…never to be opened once we have left. That’s right. This, my friends, is the final edition of the Boot Camp. After nearly ten years, I and my fellow bloggers in the Fatal 4-Way have decided to hang it up and call it a day.

Will I miss this? Naturally. Bringing my faithful followers here every week…then every month as our format changed, has been a part of my life since 2006. I have said and done a lot of crazy things during that time. A LOT of things, and I am damn proud of all of it! Whether making silly YouTube videos, being haunted by a John Cena poster that just wouldn’t die, channeling my inner Warrior after guzzling WWE branded energy drinks, or making up my own satirical song lyrics to poke fun at a certain WWE Diva I absolutely couldn’t stand at the time….everything I did was pure fun and I loved every minute of the experience. It was an honor to even be considered by our “lady in charge” to be part of this great team of writers, and I hope I did everyone proud with the quality of work I put into this thing over the years. I know my fellow bloggers put their heart and soul into every edition we ever put out. We worked hard on putting out our best each and every time for anyone who saw fit to come and take a look. I hope I have been even mildly entertaining to a few people in this world. If I have done that, then I feel like my mission was accomplished here.

I cannot speak for the rest of my stable, but this choice to end our run as the Fatal 4-Way came as a mutually agreed upon decision between everyone involved. Life has a funny way of changing and those changes can begin to take up more time and require more focus and attention than other things. Priorities, they call them. Children, moving into new homes, our jobs, our families….it all has begun to add up, and in my case, it leaves me with less time to concentrate on doing these articles. It is unfortunate to have to end this so soon, but it is for the best interest of me and the rest of this group. We’re not being pussies for moving on. We are keeping it real, and when real life gets in the way, sometimes you just have to take care of business and focus on what’s really important.

Anyone who chooses to see it any other way will be deleted and made to be an obsolete mule, just like Brother Nero.

Sorry, I am not losing my mind. It’s just that “Broken” Matt Hardy is the best thing in TNA right now, and I am watching the show right now as I type this. It’s characters like that who were the bread and butter of my material. I always loved the crazy bastards and silly gimmicks. Hell, I am probably the only one who still wants to see The Boogeyman back in WWE! I’m weird like that.

But, if I could be serious for a moment….yes, I am going to miss doing this blog once we are done with it. I will miss the insanity. I will miss being brutally honest and honestly brutal as I talk about anything and everything that I need to get off my chest. All I ever did was be myself. People think we all used personas and gimmicks while we presented these blogs, and yeah….we used character names to have a little fun here, but when we spoke, every word came from our hearts. The tone may have sometimes been a bit “odd”, but as much as we liked to have fun with it, we also never misrepresented ourselves. I can honestly tell you all that while you may have only seen me as “The Sarge”, my words and actions were completely genuine. The Sarge is who I am. I do my business here just like I do it in real life.

I have always been honest with everyone. “Brutally” honest, and when the time called for it, I reacted with “honest brutality”. That’s just how I roll. Why? Because whether I know any of you who actually read this thing over the years, or not…I respected people enough to shoot straight with them, and call it all like I see it. That was the essence of every Boot Camp article I have ever submitted since day one. That, and a few choice expletives mixed with plenty of poop and sex jokes. Yeah, I still had to have some fun with you guys. Life isn’t all serious. Sometimes you just have to take a step back, have nice chuckle at some basic silly shit, and let it remind you things aren’t as bad as they seem. We need things like that now more than ever….an outlet to help us cope with dealing with all the crap in this world. People who get offended when the wind changes frickin’ direction. Useless Millennials who barely have the ambition to squeeze out a bowel movement, let alone get a fucking job and contribute to society instead of taking selfies and posting pics of their food on Instagram. I have no time for people like that, and I know my troops are better than them. I do not surround myself with losers and wastes of good oxygen. If you were a fan of the Fatal 4-Way, and Sarge’s Boot Camp over these (almost) ten years we have been doing this, then it has been an honor to be a part of your world, if only for a few short moments.

Normally, this is where I would say “Until next time….”, but for now, I will leave you with this.

The Sarge salutes you!

To all my troops….and fellow team mates alike…this is The Sarge, OVER AND OUT!

Let me just remind you……: This isn’t “goodbye”. It’s just “see ya later”! 😉

 

One last chance to take advantage of these limited time offers, guys and gals! I’d love to keep up with ya when I am not running this little corner of Hell I call “home”. LOL

 

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The Skirt Sheet

This might be a little emotional for me. Throughout the past 9 ½ years, I have seen so many talented and creative writers come through here to talk about a topic we all love, hate and love to hate. I started this blog over nine years ago to help me cope with the loss of my grandmother. Ironically, I’m saying good-bye to this blog to help me say good-bye to my granfather. It’s been a rough couple of months for me. I went from having one of the best years of my life, to one of the worst. I personally need to focus on healing, so that I’m OK for my daughter. Enough of the sappy stuff, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

As many of you are well aware, the WWE recently split brands, again. In two weeks, it already to crap. RAW added a new championship, The WWE Universal Championship, since the WWE World Heavyweight Championship remained on SmackDown. The WWE Universal Champion will be crowned this weekend at SummerSlam, and it’ll be either Finn Balor or Seth Rollins. This match can pretty much go either way. Two championships, really kind of takes the legacy away from the original title. On the first RAW after the brand split, the women took to the ring for the WWE Women’s Championship match with champion Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks. The two of them had one hell of a near flawless match, with Banks winning the championship. Banks keeps having these amazing matches and lining herself up to have one of the greatest legacy’s in the history of women’s wrestling. Her matches with Bayley last year were flawless, and this one with Charlotte is right up there. Match of the year (so far) for me, Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks RAW July 25, 2016.

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The booking for former Wyatt Family member, Braun Strowman is crucial. We haven’t really seen what he can do, or be, without the rest of the Wyatt’s. So far, booking him against jobbers is giving him a slow and traditional build-up. It really comes down to what happens when he’s against the main talent. Stay tuned.

SmackDown has been the weakest of the two shows. At least in terms of the Women’s division. How long is it until they get something to fight over? You can only have so many tag matches before people start noticing that those ladies have nothing to fight over but hair extenstions. Again, even if they do get their own belt, what is that going to do to the newly reinstated Women’s Championship? They can’t exactly bring in the Diva’s Championship again, seeing as they are ditching the whole “diva” thing. Do they have a large enough female roster to do something different? Like maybe a Women’s Tag Team division, complete with championship? I don’t think they do.

Everything right now with the WWE is a question right now. Nothing can be solved or figured out in a month. It’s like everything is new because there are so many questions as to what do they do with this? Or what do they do with that? I’m not sure if it makes it interesting again or if it’s just irriatating. I’m partially both.

I’m so taken back by this being the last time I talk wrestling to all of you, that I’m kinda stuck on material. I’m trying my best here folks.

Finn Balor is continuing to impress me. I’m not sure if he will win the WWE Universal Championship, but I’m sure that will be a great match. He has such a presense in the ring that whenever he comes out, I’m interested. I’m not sure revealing Demon King Balor on RAW this past week was wise. That’s a part of him that should be reserved for pay-per-views. The biggest mistake the WWE could ever do is allow the Demon side of Balor to talk. That part of him needs to remain silent. So far, so good. But I won’t be surprised if in the near future, the WWE requests the Demon to talk. It will likely ruin the character much like it fucked over the Ascension when they first came in. I’ve always said it, but the moment they allowed those two to talk, was the day they were finished.

Randy Orton and Brock Lesnar build up started off relatively strong with Orton carrying the start on the last ppv event, Battleground, on Chris Jericho’s Highlight Reel. Orton did really good on that promo. It wasn’t a perfect promo, but he kept it interesting and entertaining. Then having Orton storm RAW, was great. It was a no brianer to have Lesnar do the same the following night on SmackDown. However, the WWE keeping them off shows together, the ball seems to have been dropped. Not a whole lot of drama or build up for their match this weekend. Seems like a wasted opportunity. There is no reason as to why the two brands couldn’t come to a mutual agreement to allow them on both shows until SummerSlam.

What will be Bray Wyatt’s role in the WWE Championship match? Will he cost Dolph Ziggler the championship, or will he inadvertantly help Ziggler defeat Dean Ambrose? I have a feeling Wyatt will likely find himself in a program against Dolph Ziggler once this match has taken place. Don’t think you won’t see Wyatt this Sunday, because I’d bet my last dollar (and believe me, at this point, that’s all I have)that Wyatt will be instramental in the WWE Heavyweight Championship match. Could even culminate in a triple threat at next months ppv. One never knows.

Since I mentioned the Final Deletion earlier in the blog, I guess I need to talk about it, eh? After several of my friends urged me to watch the Hardy’s in the Final Deletion, I took to the youtube, and watched it. I like the concept, but there were so many super cheesy elements that I could have lived without. I’m not sure what the fuck Matt Hardy has smoked recently, but I assure you it has to be a bad batch. I never thought in a million years, that Jeff Hardy would ever end up the normal one of the two. Oddly enough, neither Jeff or Matt Hardy, excuse me Brother Nero or Broken Matt, were the stars of this, this thing…That distinction goes to the Dilapitated Boat. That damn boat has garnered more attention than this match. It’s mind boggling really. I’m not a fan of Matt and Reby bringing Maxell to the ring or the this recording. It can’t possibly be good for the youngster’s developing mind. I don’t want to hear 20 years from now that Maxell is a serial killer. That poor child has therapy in his future. I’m guessing all of you are like, “wtf is wrong with Deevs? She’s such a Hardy fan…” Well, I am, and I like to see them do well, but there comes a time when I actually have to scratch my head and say, “really?” Creatively, it was great. It made for great television, and all that. The Broken Matt character is too out there for me, and if it was just the two brother’s fighting in their yard and not all the weird stuff in between, it wouldn’t have had me rolling my eyes. Basically that was 17 minutes, I’ll never get back. Although still better than any Eva Marie match/promo/anything.

I’m going to wrap this up soon. First off, I know we won’t be around for Halloween this year, but as most of you know, my fiance and I throw our annual Halloween party, and this year is the fifth one. I wanted to go all out so I came up with the ultimate idea… Three Faces Of Foley. Yes that’s right, I have three costumes; Mankind, Cactus Jack and Dude Love. I’ve even gotten approval and help from the Mickster himself. He gave me a heads up about the Cactus Jack t-shirt sale back in June, and has given me ideas about how to pull this off. With the help of my amazing fiance, Mathew, my mask is coming along. It took a while to figure out how to do this without breaking the bank, and last Saturday, he did it. It’s not completely finished yet, but basically in three hours, Mat constructed Mankind’s mask by using brown duct tape and cardboard from a 12-pack of beer he found. So here is the latest photo, now keep in mind it’s not finished yet, and our model, Ted (yes that Ted), has a much smaller head than yours truly.

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Now to see the finished photos of all three costumes you can check out my twitter around Halloween. I’ve recently changed my twitter handle from F4WDiva to OrcaDiva80. So look for OrcaDiva80 on twitter.

Time has come to say good-bye. I couldn’t have done this without my wonderful friends who have contributed to this little blog that could; Darren, you started when it was just a silly little idea, which then it grew with Bill (aka Sarge), Steve (aka The Game), and Marek (aka The Polish Prince). You guys rock. Thank you for all the great pieces and memories. Barbie Girl comes to mind as being one of the most EPIC blog pieces ever. If only I had time to go find it to repost it just one last time, I would. After Marek left us to work hard at school, we had Leila (aka Violet), adding another female voice to such a male dominated sports entertainment, then Peter (aka the Hitman), and finally Greg (aka King Greg). I can’t forget the people who wrote Run-Ins; My niece, Kaitlyn, Mike aka Chipper, Kenneth, Brandon, Carla. Just thank you to all of you. I love all of you and no words can describe how grateful I am to know you and to have worked with you and your talent. We still will all remaind friends when the curtain falls, no one can take that bond away. I just know that I couldn’t have done this without all of you. It’s hard to say good-bye, but we all know it’s best to hang up those wrestling boots before the fame fades, and you just become a lime light hog. Best to go out on top (and there are so many jokes to go with that).

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Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

SummerSlam

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Enzo & Big Cass

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

The Game’s Prediction: Enzo n Cass (HELLO ITS BROOKLYN…You stupid idiot
King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
King Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: The Miz

-Best of Seven, Match #1: Cesaro vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Cesaro
King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Cesaro

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Eva Marie & Alexa Bliss

Sarge’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

Diva’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

The Game’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
King Greg’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles
King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: John Cena (although I’m hoping against hope that Styles wins)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The New Day vs. Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
King Greg’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson

Randy Orton vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Randy Orton (I’m going for the upset)

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Rusev
King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Roman Reigns (via DQ, Rusev retains)

-WWE Universal Championship Crowning: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

The Game’s Prediction: Finn Balor
King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Finn Balor

-WWE Women’s Championship: C) Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

Diva’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

The Game’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Polish Prince’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

I wish we could say we will see you next month for the next WWE Pay-Per-View, but we won’t. Again, thank-you to all who have taken the time to read us, and of course my undying gratitude to all who have contributed. It has definitely been a team effort. And since it’s been a while since we ended with a quote of the month… Lets do one this one last time for shits and giggles.

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Money In The Bank 2016 and more


In Memory Of

Chris Warren

May 27, 1967 to June 12, 2016

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Welcome back to the Fatal 4-Way. Hey where are all you peeps who used to write for us occassionally? Don’t have anything to say about the wrestling product right now? That’s too bad because we could use someone to do a run-in for us.

As usual this year, we are starting off with an In Memory of. Not sure who Chris Warren is, well here’s a hint…. https://youtu.be/Et3BR1q8KlY

Chris Warren was the vocals of the D-Generation X theme song. He passed away this past Sunday at the age of 49. There is no word on what he died of. Thoughts go out to his family, friends, and fans.

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The Skirt Sheet

What a busy month May has been. So much so, we forgot to put our Extreme Rules predictions. I wouldn’t worry too much since we probably didn’t do all that great on them, lol. I know I didn’t. I think I maybe got three matches right. Forever the hopeful, I suppose. Anyhow, I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

Money In The Bank has always been one of my favourite matches, so I do look forward to this event of the same name. I wish there was at least a second Money In The Bank match on the card. I would love to see the Women’s MITB, or I’d even settle for a tag team MITB. The crop of women we have right now could so pull it off. Just because they’re women, doesn’t mean they can’t handle it. I’m curious to know if any of them would actually be interested in a MITB ladder match for a contract. Can you imagine them saying “no” to a history making match? I can’t. I know if it was me, I’d be like “hell yeah I want to do it!” I might be crazy, but whatever. Even if they just did a ladder match for the Women’s Championship, that would be so amazing. It feels so good just saying “Women’s Championship” again. Lol. History in the making, Bitches!!!

Speaking of women; Why is Dana Brooke on the main roster before Bayley? Don’t we have enough heel diva’s…err…women? My bad. Old habits die hard. I can’t even stand listening to her “tawk”. There is just something about her that makes me so mad. I think it’s her face.

Charlotte is doing great as a heel champion. However, turning on her father, Ric Flair, did nothing to help her. It actually only made Flair look like a pussy. I think it worked better with him by her side. It adds to her entourage, and a heel champion always looks better with an entourage. The more people following her, the better it looks for a heel champion, and inflates her “ego” that much more. That’s my opinon anyways.

I’ve had a lot on my mind recently. I’m so busy with chasing after my 16-month old. She runs everywhere, and no longer likes to be restrained in her car seat and her stroller. Although we obviously make sure she can’t get out of the car seat. Got wedding planning to begin soon too, and of course my activism. May turned out to be a busy month on just events alone. Had a symposium in Toronto the one weekend and the following weekeing was the opening day demonstration at Marineland. King Greg came with me to the symposium along with my niece Emily. She and a friend of hers came with me to the demonstration too. River actually held her first protest sign, lol. Super cute. But it’s been hard to focus on stuff with the passing of my grandfather, and trying to help my mom out, taking care of the house, the baby, my fiance, and getting all this stuff done. I’m burning out quick. Which is probably why I forgot all about the Extreme Rules event last month. Usually I use wrestling as my escape from all that, but it’s been extremely difficult as of late because there isn’t much happening that can pull my interest. I end up doing dishes or going outside for some air (and a smoke). I get to see the first two hours of RAW each Monday night before I head into work, and every damn time its the frigging New Day. WWE, please do me a favour and wait until 10:01 to put the New Day on television. Is that so hard to ask? I cannot handle the grossness that is Big E air humping everything. So disgusting.

Yeah I’ve already lost focus. I had more in my head for that, but I cannot even think about what it was that I was going to say. So moving on…

So in July (I think the 19th), SmackDown is moving to Tuesday’s and is also going live. On a Tuesday? It’ll be up against The Flash. I think they would have been better off going live on a Friday when it wasn’t up against a Superhero television series, because I’m going to be choosing The Flash over SmackDown, unless The Flash is a repeat that week. I’d rather be watching Barry Allen, the fastest man alive, and I have a few friends who will probably choose The Flash over SmackDown. I just hope they don’t add another hour to it making it a three hour show. I just can’t handle that. As for the brand split, I’m not sure. I mean there is always good that can come out of it, but there is also bad that comes out of it too. It does allow some of the lesser used talent to get a bit more air time, which is great. But at the same time, you don’t want to have to sit through what was a 10 minute Reigns or Cena promo, but now it’ll be 20 minutes of them being asshats. And they can’t break up any factions. The factions work well because they have that group. When they broke up the Wyatt’s before, it just didn’t work for any of them. They need to keep The Wyatt’s, the Club, the New Day (yes, they need to keep them together), and just leave them alone. Also, just keep one set of tag team champions, one Women’s champion, one WWE World Heavyweight champion, and not make duplicate titles. That was what really sucked with the brand split the last time. In that case, no more title runs for John Cena, I need, no demand, less of him. I don’t need him to be on both shows. His time is done, it’s time for him to help the new and younger talent coming up.

On the same note, apparently Triple H announced that NXT will no longer be 1-hour. It will now be 3-hours. Dumb move. Yes I see the point of making NXT a bit longer, but how about by just another 30-minutes? If they do another Take-Over, it will mean fuck all because the product is already 3-hours. There is no point to this. A 90-minute show would be perfect. Haven’t they ever heard there is too much of a good thing?

Loved, loved LOVED AJ Styles promo two weeks ago against John Cena. He freaking nailed it and I actually cheered in my living room. I was so happy….

…once you’ve wrestled John Cena and lose, it’s time to bring out the shovels, because guys like you, bury guys like me.”-AJ Styles

Isn’t that what we’ve been saying all along? As soon as Cena faces a new guy, they’re done. Truer words have never been spoken until AJ Styles said that. Bravo AJ! Bra-fucking-vo!

Lets take a break from the bitching for a moment, shall we?

At the beginning of this month, I had the pleasure of meeting one of my childhood favourites for the second time, Jake “The Snake” Roberts at Niagara Falls Comicon. Had a picture done with him, and I purchased a signed copy of his DVD “The Resurection of Jake The Snake.” This isn’t a WWE sanctioned DVD, but more like a documentary chroncialing Jake’s road to sobriety and getting back into shape. It’s powerful, and starts off with one of his last in-ring appearances on the Indy scene, where he appears drunk or high, or both. It was very sad and heartbreaking to see him that way. It follows his struggles to get clean, rebuild his relationship with his family, and get back into shape. With the help of Diamon Dallas Page, Jake manages to battle these issues, as well as a major road block to his recovery. I have gained so much respect for DDP after watching this, and as a fan of Jake’s, I am so proud of him. He should be dead. I hate to say that but it’s true. Anyone who is familiar with all his struggles throughout his life, right from childhood to now, would think that he shouldn’t be on this planet right now. I cried at the beginning and the end. It wasn’t because I was naive to think that he wasn’t that bad, but because I chose not to go looking for it online. I chose not to read about all that. I wanted to maintain the memories I had watching him when I was a child and not knowing what was truly going on with him. I cried at the end because of the pride I felt in seeing him overcome it all. Whether he stays clean and sober, is the next step, but for now I want to believe in him. I want to meet him again and again until he stops doing these appearances. It’s truly inspirational to see him come through all those demons and struggles. If he can do it, I think anyone can.

Jake and Me

That same day, I also met someone who I respect very much, and had been waiting to meet for a long time, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat. What an absolute gentleman. So very kind and friendly to talk to. Mat’s friend Peter gave me his figure about two or three Christmas’ ago, and that was one of the ones I have been looking for, for a few years. Since I got it, I’ve been waiting for him to come to Niagara Falls or Hamilton, and finally he did. So I was super stoked.

Steamboat and me

While I was waiting for “the Dragon”, Shawn Michaels was at the next table. I spent $100 meeting both Jake and Ricky, which covered both having my photo taken with both of them and the two autographs. Shawn was charging $100 just for an autograph, and he wasn’t allowing any photos with him at the table. In fact, he had so much security there who were stopping people standing in line from taking photos of him. Unlike the other celebrities where you pay at the table, they made people pay before they got into line, and they also cut the line off so no one else could get in the line to meet him. Then he was charging another $100 for a photo op in a room off to the side of the event. I’ve met him before, and he’s not worth $100 for either opportunity. He’s a dick! I’ve met both Ric Flair and Bret Hart, and neither of them charged what Shawn Michaels was charging. But Flair and Hart deserve to be charging that much, but didn’t. It was ridiculous. The only person who I would ever drop that kind of money on is The Undertaker.

So Shawn Michaels cost these people $240. Lets break it down for you; $40 was the price of the ticket just to get into Saturday’s event, then he charged $100 just to scribble his name on something, and then another $100 to stand next to him for a photo for 10 seconds. Yeah…HELL NO!!! Shawn Michaels should be ashamed of himself.

OK sorry, the no-bitching didn’t last long.

I did manage to score on my action figures. I went in there with three that I wanted and walked out with two of them, but only because Becky Lynch wasn’t available up this way yet and no one had her in yet. I got Bayley (FINALLY, after hunting for her for a few months now), and demon Finn Balor.

Balor and Bayley

Great Ambrose Assylum this past Monday on RAW. Both Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins continue to dominate the mic work. Roman Reigns needs to comm off as less cocky, because if the WWE wants him to remain a baby-face, coming off cocky doesn’t help. That’s why he’s being booed. If the WWE were smart, which clearly they are not, they should have made him a heel a while ago, and when they brought back Rollins, they should have made him a face. That’s what the fans want. Then again, since when does the WWE ever do what the fans want? Never! This time we are right. If they’re so worried about making Roman Reigns into the next John Cena, then they need to get rid of John Cena. As long as Cena is still there, they don’t need another one. This gives them ample opportunity to play around with Reigns and see if he can cut it as a heel.

Well, I think I’m done for this week. I’ve babbled on enough as it is. Plus I’m at work and probably should be doing my stupid job. Yeah I’m beginning to hate it. One of my co-workers was taken out of the building because of a personal issue between the office manager and her, although my co-worker didn’t care. She was fine here. I hate the guy who replaced her. He smells like rotting bologna. So gross. He’s also an asshole. I hope no one who lives in the condo where I work reads this. Hmm. Doubt it. Lol!!! Each night has just sucked more and more. Maybe the job is getting too stale for me, I’m not sure. I’m just finding myself more and more bored. Could be that I have so much to do at home that I feel like I’m wasting my time. Whatever the reason, I’m sure I’ll figure it out. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Fatal 4-Way! I hope everyone is having a great May so far! Mine has bee pretty good! I have been working lots and doing other things to keep me busy! I am really enjoying my at Ting. It has made me really happy and positive too! I have a feeling that this job is going to bring me some big opportunities for the future! Now I just need a love life and my own place!

A few Sundays ago was WWE’s Payback PPV and I thought it was really great compared to WM the PPV before. I really enjoyed AJ Styles vs Roman Reigns. It was a great match and both guys worked their asses off! I was hoping AJ would of won but he didn’t! But they do have a rematch at Extreme Rules and I’m hoping maybe AJ will finally get the WWE World Championship. We shall see!

Another match that I liked(up until the end of the match) was the Woman’s match between Charlotte vs Natalya for the Woman’s Championship. Ric Flair was in Charlotte’s corner and Bret Hart was Natayla’s corner. I guess you could figure out that there was going to be a screwy finish when Bret Hart was going to be part of it. Of course the ref rang the bell when Natayla was in a submission but didn’t tap. Yeah here we go again Montreal all over! Ugh. It was what it was.

Dean Ambrose vs Chris Jericho was pretty sweet! They had a great match at Payback! I can’t wait to see how their 2nd match at Extreme Rules is going to turn out! Should be a fun match! I think Chris Jericho is leaving after Extreme Rules to take another break. He has done well in his latest round. He seems to always have the best matches!

So it looks like there will be some big returns coming up in the WWE lately. We will be seeing John Cena come back at the Memorial Day RAW. But also set to return in June is Seth Rollins(yes!), Randy Orton(I can’t wait but I’m not sure what they will do for him) and Bray Wyatt will make a return from his injury as well.

Speaking about injuries it looks like Emma injured her back and now she needs back surgery to repair some of the discs in her. I hope she can recover soon. Also Nikki Bella is supposed to find out soon if her neck surgery healed well. She is supposed to give us an update very soon.

I just found out this years Survivor Series will be taking place in Toronto at the ACC! I’m happy to hear about that! It has been way too long since we had a PPV in Toronto! It is about time I say! Which brings me to my next question does that mean we will get a NXT Takeover in Toronto the night before? I would love to go see either one for sure!

In a couple of weeks I will be going with Diva and Darren to Comic Con to see Shawn Michaels. We will be getting the photo op with him. That should be interesting to say the least! Jake The Snake Roberts will be there too. He is always fun to see and talk to. I kinda want to meet Ricky The Dragon Steamboat too. He will be there.

Anyway that’s all I have to talk about this for this edition of the Fatal 4-Way. I hope you have a nice day! Enjoy the long weekend in Canada and in US next weekend! See you next time!

If you need to reach me you can tweet me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Money In The Bank

Kick-Off Show:

Apollo Crews vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Apollo Crews

Diva’s Prediction: Apollo Crews

King Greg’s Prediction: Apollo Crews

Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

King Greg’s Prediction: Baron Corbin

Event:

-WWE United States Championship: C) Rusev vs. Titus O’Neil

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: Rusev

-Money In The Bank Ladder Match for a WWE Heavyweight Championship Contract:

Sami Zayn vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro vs. Chris Jericho vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Cesaro

Natalya & Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte & Dana Brooke

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte & Dana Brooke

Diva’s Prediction: Natalya & Becky Lynch

King Greg’s Prediction: Natalya & Becky Lynch

-WWE Tag Team Championship- Fatal 4-Way Match;

C) The New Day vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. The Vaudvillians vs. The Club

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

King Greg’s Prediction: Enzo Amore & Big Cass

John Cena vs. AJ Styles

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this month’s edition. See you in July for the next event.

Discussing the Show of Shows; WRESTLEMANIA 32!!


In Memory Of

Eiji Ezaki (Hayabusa)

November 29, 1968-March 3, 2016

and

Gary Lee “Charles” Fulton

March 9, 1949-March 5, 2016

and

Kris Travis

December 16, 1983-March 31, 2016

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Are you ready for WRESTLEMAAAAANIAAAAAAA?!!! Probably not, lol. Doesn’t look to be a strong event but none the less us loyal and maybe even stupid fans will still tune in, and then one of two things will happen; we will either be surprised and love it or we will shit all over it. I doubt there will be any inbetween. So doubt it. Lol!!

As you can see not only did we kick-off the Mania blog with an “In Memory Of” but we kicked it off with two. Probably not the most well known to most of us North Americans is the first one; Japanese Professional Wrestler, Eiji Ezaki, also known as Hayabusa. He lead a wonderful career that ended too soon when he went to do a top rope moonsault and landed on his head, paralyzing him. He then began a music career and was suppose to meet a friend and bar tender on the night of his death, but never showed up. He died of a subarachnoid hemorrhage. He was 47.

Hayabusa

Gary Lee Fulton wrestled in North America under the name Journeyman Charles Fulton. He began his career in 1968 and worked right until 1992. He even worked for the World Wrestling Federation at one point. His wife stated that he had been dealing with a bad heart for about 30 years, but it finally killed him when he died of Congestive Heart Failure.

Charles Fulton

Kris Travis was a British wrestler who may not be super well known to North American fans, but was well loved and respected among the global wrestling community. Such a young soul to be taken from the world, he passed away this past Thursday after losing his battle to stomach cancer.

Kris Travis

So now with all that sad stuff out the way, on to the other sad stuff…Talk of WrestleMania. Enjoy the read peeps….

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Hey everyone, how are we doing today? I can’t believe March is over already and Easter too! I hope everyone had a great Easter(if you celebrated it). My Easter was good. I actually went home a few days before Easter to celebrate my birthday and Easter with my family. It was very nice! We went out to this nice restaurant in Guelph. It was a nice visit! I also got my teeth cleaned too! Lol Anyway lets get on with some wrestling.

First I’m going to talk about something positive! I went to see Jake The Snake Robert’s show at a comedy club in St. Catharines. Yeah it was such an honour to see his show! He really had some funny stories from the road. He also talked about his struggle with his life and how he has changed for the better! He is a remarkable guy and he is actually really down to earth! If you get a chance to see him do his show, please do so! You won’t be sorry! I will probably see him again in June when he is at Niagara Falls Comic Con along with Shawn Michaels and Ricky Steamboat.

Now it is time to get into the negative stuff…WrestleMania 32. I don’t know about you guys but this card looks pretty bad. There are only really two matches I want to see on this PPV and that is Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar and Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch. Those seem to be the ones that I am really interested in! That’s pretty bad. First off I want to say Dean Ambrose should be the WWE World Champion. He shouldn’t of lost against Triple H at the Roadblock a few weekends ago. He actually won the match but the ref said his feet were under the ropes?! I don’t know, it was a close one. But anyway Dean should be in the main event, it shouldn’t be Roman Reigns. Don’t get me wrong I do like Roman but he shouldn’t be in the main event at WM 32.

The three-way for the Divas championship is going to be a great wrestling match! I wouldn’t be shocked if this match steals the show! We all know all three of these women can wrestle and if WWE lets them put on a great 20 minute match I’m sure the fans will love that! I’m hoping for good things to come out of this match! I hope I don’t get disappointed!

Now onto the WWE World Championship match between Roman Reigns vs Triple H. I don’t really see Triple H going over in this match. Too be honest the majority of the fans will be cheering on Triple H in this match. Even though he is the heel, it is WWE’s fault for shoving Roman down our throats. The fans don’t want to see this match and Vince thinks we do. So what ever! Lol

I don’t know what’s going to happen between Shane McMahon vs The Undertaker in a Hell in the Cell match. If Shane wins he gets control of RAW, if The Undertaker loses he can’t wrestle at WrestleMania anymore. Well for one thing I don’t want to see The Undertaker lose. I don’t think it would be right for Shane McMahon to beat The Undertaker. The Undertaker is WrestleMania. I know he has lost one match against Brock at WM and that should only be it. He shouldn’t have to lose to Shane. But I guess we will see what happens. If Shane does win control of RAW that could be good too I suppose. But I guess we will see what happens.

Those are the top matches, there are more matches but to be honest I just don’t really care to write about them. Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles will be good, but we have already seen it so many times already! Lol

Anyway that’s it for me, enjoy the PPV is you’re going to watch it! See you next time! Have a nice day!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

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BOOT CAMP

OOOOOOOHHHHH, Fatal 4-Way!!! Don’t you dare be sour. Clap for your friendly neighborhood Sarge….and feel the POWWWEERRRRRR!!

It’s the Boot Camp, yes it is!

Actually, people….forget that whole “clap” thing. I’ve heard “the clap” can be some nasty shit. Always wear protection, guys! Seriously. The New Day with all their hip gyrations and talking about clap. That’s just sick to actually come out in front of a national television audience and glamourize venereal diseases like that. I thought WWE was rated PG. Someone ought to take those silly llama dicks off of New Day’s heads and slap some Trojans on those fuckers STAT!

Hahaha…oh, that was great. But, all joking aside, welcome to the WrestleMania 32 edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp! One more time!! Here we are to have a little fun talking about this year’s Showcase of the Immortals. Let’s skip the formalities and get this bitch rolling, shall we?

Now, long-time fans of the Boot Camp will know that every WrestleMania edition, I like to post my list of completely random thoughts and talking points known as “RandomMania”. Well, there have been rumblings within the team that this year may be our final run as the Fatal 4-Way. With that said, this year’s WrestleMania edition could very well be our last one. Sure, we’ve had some fun with the randomness in the past, but this time, I wanted to have a good solid game plan going into this big issue. What better subject matter to discuss than the matches themselves?

First off, we have the Kick-Off show, featuring the 3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal. Not to crap all over the legacy of Andre, but this Battle Royal is really just a way of throwing every mid-low card schlub who didn’t already have a match on the main card into a match that some people might even forget about or miss entirely (being on the pre-show and all). Honestly, not having the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a match featured on the main WrestleMania card and dumping it to the Kick-Off show is kind of a slap in the face to Andre in the first place. However, that’s only my opinion. It’s sad to think that WWE uses this match as filler rather than as a fitting tribute as it was meant to be.

Coming up next, we have the WWE Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match. Huge match! Huge opportunity for any of the participants. Any of them….except maybe a small few who have no business being anywhere near the fucking ring during the match. I’m talking about Zack Ryder, Sin Cara and Stardust. What the actual fuck were they thinking slapping three of the roster’s most lovable losers into the picture for a title shot at something none of them deserve. Stardust should be wasting everyone’s time in the Andre Battle Royal. Sin Cara should have turned heel and be feuding with Kalisto for the US title in a jealousy angle that started with the end of the Lucha Dragons tag team when Sin Cara turned on his more successful fellow luchador. Zack Ryder should have stayed hyped with that goofy bastard Mojo Rawley back in NXT and be watching Mania from the locker room. Is this possibly due to the amount of injured superstars who could have been more legitimate participants in this match? Things that make you go……bbbbllllaaarrrffffff!!!

Moving on….let’s talk a minute about AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho. This is one of the matches I am really looking forward to. I was a little leary of seeing AJ Styles in a WWE ring at first, but he is growing on me. The fact that Chris Jericho has been all up in AJ’s chili since the Royal Rumble has sort of kept Styles back, if you ask me. It’s just Jericho all the time. I will be glad to see this feud die, and hopefully it will happen this Sunday. When it does finally end, it only makes sense for AJ Styles to move on with the final victory over Y2J. Or, is it….Y2Jackass?? That kills me every time! I can’t believe nobody came up with it sooner. AJ Styles sounds like a little mop-topped Stone Cold right there. LOL

What’s next? Oh, right. The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz. I say The Usos are going to take this simply because The Dudley Boyz seem to have become the latest victims of WWE’s lack of creativity. They have had Bubba Ray and D’von turn away from what they have been known for their entire careers (putting people through tables) and it honestly just makes them an average tag team. There is no more anticipation of if/when the tables will come out. Face it….The Dudleys are just “duds” now. The Usos are far more colorful and entertaining. The Dudleys kind of suck now, but it’s really not even their fault. At least they can say they are still better than The Ascension. I don’t recall Konnor and Viktor winning a match since maybe a couple months after their main roster debut.

If you ask me, the WWE United States Championship match between Kalisto and Ryback makes about as much sense as an airplane being wrecked by hitting a deer. I don’t see the reasoning behind it except to give Ryback something to do that night. He just sort of showed up and has been in Kalisto’s grill…basically acting as a bully. Kudos to WWE for promoting an anti-bullying campaign and then promoting one of their superstars who is being a bully. #WWELogic makes my damn head hurt sometimes!

Remember when I talked about the Andre the Giant Battle Royal being used a filler and a way to give people who had nothing better going on to have a match at WrestleMania? Well, here is another such case. The 5-on-5 Diva’s Match. This thing is a clusterfuck in every sense. All they did was take five of the cast members of Total Divas and team them against five other “heel” Divas. Here’s the funny part….they put Eva Marie as a member of the Total Divas team, which is essentially the “face” team in this match. Eva Marie is universally hated in NXT, and for good reason. She stinks on ice, people! Seriously. She has all the wrestling ability of a pair of Luke Harper’s dirty underwear. Got that visual now? You’re welcome. You might say you really didn’t need it, but admit it! You did! You totally DID!! Anyway, aside from maybe Natalya and Paige, this match will be a huge waste of time, but I know WWE is always looking out for the fans. This will be our cue to make a trip to the shitter and have some time to refill our beer and nachos….or whatever you might be stuffing down your face holes during the show. It won’t be a total waste of time as long as you use that time wisely. Fuck, for all I care, go and have a quickie in the bedroom! I won’t judge.

The No Holds Barred Street Fight between Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar is going to be a mess. I have to say I have liked the build-up for this match simply because Ambrose is ridiculous and a lot of fun to watch. I know a lot of you don’t share that opinion, but hey….whatever. This match will be ugly, no doubt. I am sure Ambrose will make it fun in the process as he carries Lesnar’s lumbering carcass around the arena. I mean, as much fun as a No Holds Barred Street Fight is going to be, anyway.

Next up, we have The New Day vs. League of Nations in a 4 on 3 handicap tag match. Everyone is saying The New Day is at a disadvantage for once because they are in the unique situation of being outnumbered. Sure, I can believe that. What I don’t believe in is that The League of “Booty” still has any chance of winning. The New Day have proven themselves to be very resourceful and sneaky…even willing to cheat when necessary to get the win. I hope they do, and not just because I chose them in my predictions. The League of Nations is just so dull, I am praying for the day this faction goes the way of the Dodo and we never EEEEEEEEEEVERRRRR see or hear from it…… A-GAIN!!

Let’s just get the WWE World Heavyweight Championship talk over with so we can get it out of our mouths for good. If you ask me, Triple H becoming the World Champion at the Royal Rumble was probably the best thing to come out of this feud. He is the lesser of two evils seeing how Roman Reigns is so widely disliked by the WWE fans and the IWC sheep. I really don’t hate Roman, but I also do not want to see him as champion. This is a long shot, but with Dean Ambrose having crossed paths with Triple H at WWE Roadblock, and Reigns currently facing off against The Authority….what would happen if say, Seth Rollins makes his return during the World title match after Ambrose runs down to interfere. However, Rollins then turns on The Authority and The Shield reunites to powerbomb Triple H through the announce table and effectively put The Authority off TV for a long time. This would also help to tie into another scenario if Shane McMahon gains control of Monday Night RAW, it would give The Authority that “excuse” they’d need for an extended leave of absence from WWE programming.

Another match I am actually looking forward to seeing is the WWE Diva’s Championship Triple Threat Match. I think the main reason why I am so eager to see this match is because there is a good chance that a new champion will be crowned. I am getting a little tired of Ric Flair involving himself in Charlotte’s matches. It cheapens her status as a legitimate champion, but I guess that’s part of the point. I think it’s just a way to allow Naitch to be at ringside to ogle and grope Charlotte’s opponents under the guise of “interference”. No disrespect to the two-time Hall of Famer, but it’s just getting creepy now. Regardless, it will be interesting to see what happens in the Women’s division after WrestleMania. I have heard the entire division is being revamped and the term “Diva” is no longer going to be used. Also, I have seen an article that states the fruity butterfly title belt is going away. About fucking time!! There is a lot at stake in this Triple Threat match, and with these proposed changes coming soon, there is a lot to look forward to in the Women’s division in the coming weeks

What can be said that hasn’t already been said about Shane McMahon and The Undertaker? This has to be the biggest match of the night. It’s even bigger than the World Heavyweight Championship match is the sheer magnitude of what hangs in the balance. If The Undertaker wins, Shane is gone for good. If Shane wins, he gains complete control over Monday Night RAW and The Undertaker is finished. As much as it makes sense for Taker to murder Shane inside that cell, I hope that’s not the case. The ramifications of a Shane McMahon victory far outweigh the results of any other outcome. Shane promises the dawn of a new WWE if he gains control. This is the kind of change that the company is in extremely dire need of. That said, WWE logic would dictate Shane loses at Mania, and the same shit will continue as normal. Shane losing this Sunday will be deeply disappointing for me personally because I am hoping to see this change that he has described in the past month. Shane loses, then all that big talk was nothing more than, well….talk. We get nothing out of this except maybe a match that is really hard to watch in some cases. The promise of brutality in this match is astronomical. We got a taste of that on RAW last Monday night when Shane performed his trademark “Leap of Faith” from the ring post to the announcer’s table. Fans new and old ate that shit up like it was the best thing they’d seen in nearly a decade, and….they were probably right. Unfortunately for Shane, the cell will be between him and the announcer’s table in his match against The Undertaker. The only way he can do his flying elbow drop onto The Deadman at WrestleMania is if he pulls a Mick Foley and jumps off the top of the cell itself. This isn’t the Attitude Era, and I doubt WWE will allow anyone to put themselves in harm’s way to that extent these days. Who knows? I guess we will have to wait and see how this all goes down.

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Alright, troops. That’s all I’ve got for you this time. Nothing else to really say but, enjoy WrestleMania (if you can). The fallout alone should be something we can all look forward to. I’ll catch up with you all next time. Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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The Skirt Sheet

Welcome to the WrestleMania edition of The Skirt Sheet. All things WrestleMania, mixed in with some bitching. I aim to please, lol. So Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness.

So Fastlane back in February was a predictable joke. What transpired since then shows that the direction the WWE is going is, well all over the bloody place. Nobdy knows where to go or what they’re doing. If the WWE higher-ups would just listen to their talent and their fans, thigns might look better than this current WrestleMania 32 card.

First Mistake: Not following through on a storyline that they started between Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar. They started it, but just sort of put it on the back burner. Both guys are apparently very unhappy with this, and were open about it. If Brock Lesnar was put into the title picture at WrestleMania to help with the lack of top teer talent who are all out on injuries, then it would be a different story, but he’s not. He’s in a program with the lunatic fringe, Dean Ambrose. WWE should finsih what they started, and that was suppose to be Wyatt vs. Lesnar. The Wyatt’s aren’t even really involved in WrestleMania, so they will likely involve themselves in the match between Lesnar and Ambrose, either during or after.

Second Mistake: Putting a guy the fans clearly hate in the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match and shoving him, ala John Cena, down our throats. Despite being a babyface, the fans have been crapping all over Roman Reigns since the first time he won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. It’s been so bad they had to take him off of television for a while, and create fake injury and surgery in hopes the fans would find sympathy with Reigns. It didn’t work. The heat is still on Reigns, and Triple H who is suppose to be the heel is getting all the cheers no matter what he does. The more the WWE tries to get the fans behind Reigns, the more they hate him. He may look like a champion, may even have the work ethic, but he cannot talk worth shit and what does come out of his mouth is so cocky and fake sounding, that he’s lost majority of his supporters. What the fans clearly wanted was for Dean Ambrose to be against Triple H at WrestleMania 32. They aren’t getting what they want and have been begging for. They want Ambrose as champion.

Dean Ambrose continues to have great matches, including the one teaser/taste of Ambrose vs. Triple H at Roadblock in Toronto, and he’s hot with the crowds. It’s been awhile since the fans have found someone to really get behind. I mean truly get behind. I’m not talking the brainwashing the WWE had to do with Cena, by catering to all children, horny teenage females, and the young homosexuals, but this time the true, hardcore and faithful, long-time fans have found someone they want. That they want to see succeed since CM Punk. Ambrose is serious, yet exhudes a dry sense of humour that mature fans love, and has mad mic skills, in-ring ability, and charisma.

I get the WWE is scrambling to fill holes that have been left from the injured superstars, and that list is rather extensive; Seth Rollins, John “Barf” Cena, Randy Orton, Neville, Sting, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Daniel Bryan, and even Nikki Bella. Daniel Bryan’s officially retired from wrestling due to all his injuries. It’s sad because he was such a solid worker, and truly loved this business. He was an amazing draw and had a lot a head of him. His career was definitley amazing but full of hardships. Must suck to get to the top and then have to let go of everything because you’re plagued by injuries. I feel for him and will miss him. Tyson Kidd might be in a smiliar situation after suffering a major neck injury. He’s such a talented in-ring performer who still has much to add to his accomplishments. As a huge fan of Tyson’s, I don’t want his career to end now. I want to see him soar and reach great heights. Neville is the recent addition to the list of injured superstars after suffering a broken ankle in his match against Chris Jericho a few weeks back. Jericho apparently got pissed off at referee Charles “lil’ Naitch” Robinson for not stopping the match. Either way, Neville’s WrestleMania is ruined, as I’m sure he was scheduled to be a part of the ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship.

Side Note: On RAW Last Week, before it was even announced….

I called it! Just saying!

For the record, it’s not cocky if I can back it up. Lol!

A major question is, how will the WWE manage to fill up a 4-hour show? With the lack of talent right now, they’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why would they even attempt the Andre The Giant Battle Royal? And why put it on the pre-show? They can’t possibly have enough superstar power to fill that one match. So far they have yet to really show that they do have the talent. So far it’s past winner Big Show, Kane, The Social Outcast, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango (where the fuck has he been lately??), Damine Sandow (see Fandango side note), Darren Young (Fandango note), Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, and R-Truth. Aside from Tyler Breeze, who should have been in the ladder match and Zack Ryder in this shit-hole of a match, the line-up sucks. I think I just answered my own question as to why this is on the pre-show. Because no one watches the fucking pre-show. Breeze in the battle royal and Ryder in the ladder match? That’s horrible, then again the WWE isn’t exactly known for their excellent booking strategy.

If there ever was an ample opportunity to showcase the NXT talent, it’s at WrestleMania. At Roadblock, they had the NXT tag team champions The Revival (Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder) vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore, and they put on a wonderful match. It was one of the better matches at Roadblock.

If stars from NXT are used at WrestleMania, it will all depend on what happens at NXT Take Over Dallas two nights before Mania. They would likely be used in the Battle Royal as fillers. I guess we will find out.

Dean Ambrose and Brock Lesnar will be in a “No Holds Barred” “Street Fight”. Why all the quoation marks you ask, well… For starters, isn’t a “street fight” already “no holds barred”? And, isn’t a “street fight” suppose to take place in the street and not start in the ring? Lets face it, it’s been a very long time since a WWE “street fight” has started anywhere but in the ring and stayed mostly in the ring. Not very street like is it? O it’s not technically a street fight. Remember that strange, yet epic street fight between Goldust and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania 12? That wasn’t even billed as a street fight, I think they called it a Hollywood Backlot brawl, or something. Either way, it took place mostly outside of the ring, and even included a tacky OJ Simpson-like car chase. Yes it eventually ended up in the ring, but it started in the “streets”. I would love to see something like that happen, minus Lesnar in women’s underwear. Yuck! I think I just puked in my mouth. No matter what, it should be a solid match. Afterall, legend Mick Foley gave Ambrose “Barbie” and Terry Funk gave him a chainsaw. I’m actually looking forward to this one.

I’m also looking forward to the WWE Diva’s Championship triple threat match between champion, Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch. These ladies have some serious in-ring talent. It’s nice to see them get a chance to showcase it. I would love to see Becky Lynch take the title. She never had the chance to be NXT Women’s Champion, so this would be a sweet way for her to become champion. I’m just not sure we will see a title change here. Also, wouldn’t now be a great time to retire the stupid Diva’s championship and bring back and restore the damage legacy to the former Women’s Championship belt? Thank-you Michelle McCool, Layla and Candice Michelle for ruining a belt that great women once held. Fucking twat waffles!

**Addition: According to the wrestling dirt sheets, there is a major rumour going around that this Monday after WrestleMania, there will no longer be a Diva’s Championship title belt but a brand new Women’s Championship title belt that is apparently similiar in design to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt but smaller and on a white strap. May I just say, Thank-God!

I tweeted the WWE that I would pay them if they did NOT book Kalisto vs. Ryback for WrestleMania 32. Needless to say, I don’t have to pay them. I’ve got nothing against Kalisto, but I don’t see Ryback as a good wrestler. He’s good at injuring people because he’s fucking sloppy. I wouldn’t be surpried if he was the one behind half the injuries on the list above of injured superstars.

They apparently booked a 5-on-5 diva’s match to allow the other diva’s to get paid. If a match gets bumped, it’ll likely be this one, and I’m ok with that. This one is complete shit! SHIT I say!! Summer Rae, Lana, Emma, Tamina, and Naomi against, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Paige, and Eva Marie. They ran out of diva’s on the main roster that they had to bring up Eva Marie from the NXT roster. A self-proclaimed female wrestler with the ability of a spatcula and the fans hate her. Not that the talent in this match is any better. Aside from Natalya, Paige, Emma and Naomi, the rest can’t really wrestle. Tamina, isn’t horrible but she’s nothing but power moves, and lack of skill and corridination. You watch her, after she slams someone, she generally just stands over them like waiting for something to come to her to do next. Lana has never even had a match before. Her last feud was with Summer Rae and now they’re like all buddy-buddy? Alicia Fox is sloppy. Not Ryback sloppy but pretty damn sloppy. The worst part is I want to like her but I can’t. Brie Bella. What can I say about Brie Bella? As a person outside of the ring, I really like her. I like that she’s down to earth and environmentally cautious and such. In the ring, she’s fucking horrible. She knows 5-moves! 2 are her hubby’s movies, the yes lock and the kicks, then she has the drop kick which she can do from standing and the top rope (bravo, that still counts as one fucking move), the Bella Buster, and a clothes-line (every woman should know how to use a clothes-line, sorry not a femminist here). So yes this will suck. We will just lable this Vince’s Boner match for all you fellas. For me it’s go pee match number two. Right behind Ryback vs. Kalisto.

For go pee match number three it’s the Dudley’s vs. The Uso’s. I’ll be letting out some alcohol during these three matches.

Since I’ve already talked about Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and how this will likely end in a way that people are pissed right off, I’ll go to the more important match, which I would like to call the “What were they thinking?” Match.

Hell In A Cell! Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker. If Shane O’ Mac wins, he gets control of RAW, and if Undertaker loses, this will be his LAST WrestleMania. Which could very well be his retirement match. Shall we start from the beginning? I’m a huge Undertaker fan. I’ve never wanted him to lose at WM. Pretty sure I’ve made that quite clear in the past. I’m also a fan of Shane O’Mac’s. I marked out huge over his return. I was so excited that it took me a few days to really digest what the fuck just happened. The Undertaker can’t and shouldn’t lose to Shane McMahon, yet, the WWE needs Shane badly for television. So now what? Undertaker deserves a better retirement match and should be against someone who truly deserves this honour. Triple H comes to mind. You can’t have a count-out or a disqualification in a Hell In A Cell match. You have to have a clear winner. But who? Admittingly, this isn’t an easy match to predict, however, judging from some of the rumours circulating, the WWE is preparing a brand-split. Again. RAW vs. SmackDown. This suggests that Shane McMahon is walking out the winner. My buddy thinks it’ll be Shane going over and Undertaker “retiring” but then Shane re-hires him. Darren doesn’t think that the Undertaker will go out with little to know fan-fare and the match he deserves. Although I agree that Undertaker deserves a better retirement match, with all the bells and whistles, I could see the man behind the Undertaker being the type to prefer to retire quietly. I guess all we can do is wait and find out. I’ll have tissue ready just in case. Lol! I have these ones that have a cool touch. It’s awesome. I’m looking forward to this match, I just wish it was a bit different for both men. I do like the fact that it’s not all that predictable.

Should be an interesting event. As always I’ll be throwing a small party. I just hope it doesn’t completely suck. My prediction for RAW the night after is that we will likely see Bayle, and Samoa Joe OR Finn Balor on the main roster. Guess that depends on what happens at NXT Take Over.

As always, enjoy the event, whether you’re at home or in Dallas at WrestleMania, either way have fun and stay safe. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WrestleMania 32

Dallas, Texas

April 2, 2016

Kick-Off Show:

-3rd Annual Andre The Giant Battle Royal:

Participants: Kane, Big Show, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Heath Slater, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust, R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane (because I have no f’n clue)
Diva’s Prediction: who cares……. Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

WrestleMania 32:

-WWE Intercontintal Championship Ladder Match:

C) Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust

Sarge’s Prediction: Sami Zayn
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles
Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles

King Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles

-Tag Team Grudge Match: The Uso’s vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s
Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE United States Championship: C)Kalisto vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kalisto
Diva’s Prediction: Kalisto

King Greg’s Prediction: Kalisto

-5-on-5 Diva’s Match: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige vs. Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Emma

Natalya & Eva Marie & Lana

Sarge’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma
Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Paige, Natalya & Eva Marie

King Greg’s Prediction: Naomi, Tamina, Summer Rae, Lana & Emma

-No Hold’s Barred Street Fight: Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar
Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-Battle For Tag Team Supremacy: New Day vs. League of Nations

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day
Diva’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: League of Nations

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) Triple H vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match: C)Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Sarge’s Prediction: Sasha Banks
Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte

King Greg’s Prediction: Sasha Banks

-Hell In A Cell (Shane McMahon wins, he gets control of RAW and Undertaker has to retire):

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

Sarge’s Prediction: Shane McMahon
Diva’s Prediction: Oh this kills me to do this…Shane McMahon

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

That’s it for us this month, we will see you at the next WWE Event. Enjoy WrestleMania 32, if you can. It looks like there could be some last minute changes. Matches moved around, and all that jazz to make room for longer matches for the more worthy ones. Be safe and enjoy!

Best & Worst of 2015, Saying Farewell To A Long Time Blogger & TLC Predictions

December 13, 2015 Leave a comment

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It’s the Final F4W of 2015, and there are some major changes coming in 2016. Sadly we have to say farewell to our long time contributer, one of the original players in this little blog that could, The Game. Steve has worked with me on this pretty much since day 1. We all will miss him, but as we all know too well, life gets in the way. As we have always said before, and encouraged, he is welcome back for a run-in, whenever he feels like he has something to say. Thank-you Steve for 9 wonderful years.

As usual, our last blog of the year, is nothing but our PPV predictions, and our Best and Worst list of the year. The List has taken a few cuts this year, as it wasn’t exactly a bountiful year in the wrestling business, but nonetheless, it is here…

The Game

Game Over: My Time Is Done

Its been a great 10 yrs doing this with some amazing people. Lots of laughs glad a lot of you agreed with my videos or written blogs. Its time tho to end it and move on it. So thank you Sarah and Greg and Sarge for the years of planning that went into all this. I’m trying to make this sound great and try not to make it a drawn out HOF type speech we all know how long those can get and how boring (Larry Zybesko) In closing I have had a lot of fun with this and feel now is the best time to pack it in and move on and maybe I will make a guest spot useful some weekend and you can always see me on my youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/HHHFan83 (love shameless plugs aka Mick Foley)

Thank you everyone for thinking I was great or even good for the the last 10 yrs.

farewell steve

Yours Truly

The Game

The Skirt Sheet

Diva’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow’s Stephen Amell wrestles at Summer Slam

2- Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

3- John Cena actually takes time off.

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes his MITB in at WrestleMania and Wins

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- “Marine 4”

2- Eva Marie- “Total Divas”

3- The Miz- “Santa’s Little Helper”

4- Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

5- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Jem & The Holograms”

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- “Jingle All The Way 2”

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- John Cena- “Trainwreck”

2- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson- “Fast & The Furious 7”

3- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Adam “Edge” Copeland- “The Flash”

5- Christian- “Haven”

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Adam “Edge” Copeland- “Haven”

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s

2- Bray Wyatt- Multiple promos regarding Roman Reigns

3- Seth Rollins- Night After WrestleMania

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paige- Her pipe bomb about the Diva’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoQD-4YSARk

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2- Cameron

3- Dana Brooke

4- Billie Kay

5- Peyton Royce

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: This one was too easy… Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Emma

2- Bayley

3- Alexa Bliss

4- Nia Jax

5- Asuka

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Apollo Crews

2- Bull Dempsey

3- Marcus Louis

4- Tye Dillinger

5- Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Baron Corbin

2- Hideo Itami

3- Sami Zayn

4- Finn Balor

5- Samoa Joe

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

2- The Ascension

3- The Dudley Boyz

4- Jordan & Gable

5- Los Matadores

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Usos

2- The Vaudvillians

3- The Wyatt Family

4- New Day

5- Prime Time Players

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Vaudvillians

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Alicia Fox (WWE)

2- Summer Rae (WWE)

3- Lana (WWE)

4- Brie Bella (WWE)

5- Marti Bell (TNA)

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Brie Bella (WWE)

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Sasha Banks (WWE)

2- Becky Lynch (WWE)

3- Nikki Bella (WWE)

4- Paige (WWE)

5- Charlotte (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Sasha Banks

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Rockstar Spud (TNA)

2- Heath Slater (WWE)

3- Tyrus (TNA)

4- Adam Rose (WWE)

5- Ryback (WWE)

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Ryback (WWE)

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- The Undertaker (WWE)

2- Seth Rollins (WWE)

3- Dean Ambrose (WWE)

4- Cesaro (WWE)

5- Dolph Ziggler (WWE)

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins (WWE)

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar (Hell In A Cell October 25, 2015)

2- WWE Championship Match Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins (WrestleMania 31, March 29, 2015)

3- Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015)

4- AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya Naito (Wrestle Kingdom 9– January 4, 2015)

5- Neville vs. Bad News Barrett (Extreme Rules Kick-off show, April 6, 2015)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Sasha Banks vs. Bayley 30-minute Iron Man Match (NXT Take-over October 10, 2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuB1j_k9nk

That’s it for me. I wish everyone a very Happy Holidays. Be safe and see you next year!

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King Greg’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Arrow wrestles at SummerSlam

2- The Rock & Ronda Rousey take out Triple H & Stephanie at WM

3- Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and wins!

Winner of OMG Moment is: Seth Rollins cashes MITB at WM and Wins!

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Total Divas Cast- Total Divas

2- The Miz- Sirens

3- The Rock- Fast & Furious 7

4- Santino- Jingle all the way 2

5- The Rock in Jem & The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Jingle all the way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Edge- Haven

2- Edge- The Flash

3- The Rock Ballers

4- The Miz Marine 4

5- Randy Orton The Condemned 2

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Edge Haven

4- Promo Of The Year:

1- The Rock, Triple H & Stephanie McMahon WrestleMania

2- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania

3- Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar call out The Undertaker RAW August 3rd 2015

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Paul Heyman & Brock Lesnar Raw after WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm02vbUKids

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Alexa Bliss

2- Asuka

3- Billy Kay

4- Carmella

5- Dana Brooke

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Carmella

6-Best NXT Diva:

1- Bayley

2- Sasha Banks

3- Charlotte

4- Becky Lynch

5- Eva Marie

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Sasha Banks

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Aiden English

2- Apollo Crews

3- Bull Dempsey

4- Enzo Amour

5- Jason Jordan

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Bull Dempsey

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1- Finn Balor

2- Tyler Breeze

3- Samoa Joe

4- Alex Riley

5- Baron Corbin

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The New Day

2- Team Bella

3- The Ascension

4- Los Matadores

5- Blake & Murphy

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The New Day

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1- The Dudley Boyz

2- The Prime Time Players

3- The Wyatt Family

4- The Lucha Dragons

5- The Vaudvillians

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Prime Time Players

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Brie Bella

2- Alicia Fox

3- Cameron

4- Emma

5- Nikki Bella

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Alicia Fox

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1- Paige

2- Charlotte

3- Sasha Banks

4- Becky Lynch

5- Lana

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Ryback

2- Bo Dallas

3- Rusev

4- Sheamus

5- El Torito

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Bo Dallas

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1- Dolph Ziggler

2- Dean Ambrose

3- Brock Lesnar

4- Seth Rollins

5- Roman Reigns

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: Seth Rollins

15- Match Of The Year:

1- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam

2- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania

3- The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar Hell In A Cell Match

4- The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt at WrestleMania

5- Seth Rollins vs John Cena Night of Champions

Winner of Match Of The Year: Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins WrestleMania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRf-CxEG40g

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Sarge’s Best & Worst

of 2015

1- OMG Moment:

1- Kevin Owen Defeats John Cena in his debut match

2- The Debut of Braun Strowman

3- Sheamus cashes in Money In The Bank at Survivor Series

Winner of OMG Moment is: The Debut of Braun Strowman

2- Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1- Summer Rae- The Marine 4

2-Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3-The Cast of Total Divas- Total Divas

4-The Miz- Santa’s Little Helper

5-The Rock- Jem and The Holograms

Winner of the Worst Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: Santino Marella- Jingle All The Way 2

3- Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie:

1-John Cena- Trainwreck

2-Randy Orton-The Condemned 2

3-The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4-Paige- Santa’s Little Helper

5-Edge- Haven

Winner of the Best Appearance by a Wrestler in a TV Series or Movie is: The Rock-Fast and Furious 7

4- Promo Of The Year:

1-Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam

2- Paul Heyman’s promos on Roman Reigns and The Undertaker

3- Most of Bray Wyatt’s Promos

Winner of Promo Of The Year is: Undertaker’s Promos before his match with Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CngQajrAack

5- Worst NXT Diva:

1- Eva Marie

2-Cameron

3-Billy Kay

4-Blue Pants

5-Emma

Winner of the Worst NXT Diva is: Eva Marie

6-Best NXT Diva:

1-Nia Jax

2-Asuka

3-Bayley

4-Sasha Banks

5-Alexa Bliss

Winner of Best NXT Diva is: Bayley

7-Worst NXT Superstar:

1- Tye Dillinger

2-Solomon Crowe

3-Bull Dempsey

4-Mojo Rawley

5-Sawyer Fulton

Winner of Worst NXT Superstar is: Solomon Crowe

8- Best NXT Superstar:

1-Samoa Joe

2-Tyler Breeze

3-Apollo Crews

4-Finn Balor

5-Enzo Amore

Winner of Best NXT Superstar is: Finn Balor

9- Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-The Ascension

2-The Dudley Boyz

3-Prime Time Players

4-Blake & Murphy

5-The Hype Bros

Winner of Worst Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Hype Bros

10- Best Tag Team NXT/WWE:

1-Lucha Dragons

2-The New Day

3-The Usos

4-The Brother’s of Destruction

5-The Wyatt Family

Best Tag Team NXT/WWE is: The Brother’s of Destruction

11- Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Alicia Fox

2-Any of the female contestants from Tough Enough

3-Brie Bella

4-Rosa Mendes

5-Summer Rae

Winner of Worst WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Rosa Mendes

12- Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout:

1-Gail Kim

2-Awesome Kong

3-Paige

4-Natalya

5-Charlotte

Winner of Best WWE Diva/TNA Knockout is: Paige

13- Worst WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-DJ Z

2-Eli Drake

3-Adam Rose

4-Xavier Woods

5-Grado

Winner of Worst WWE/TNA Superstar is: Eli Drake

14- Best WWE/TNA Superstar:

1-Matt Hardy

2-The Undertaker

3-Ethan Carter III (EC 3)

4-John Cena

5-Drew Galloway

Winner of Best WWE/TNA Superstar: The Undertaker

15- Match Of The Year:

1- Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy vs. Drew Galloway (TNA World Championship/Bound For Glory)

2-John Cena vs. Rusev (WWE United States Championship/WrestleMania 31)

3-Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match (WrestleMania 31)

4-Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn)

5-Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (NXT Heavyweight Championship)

Winner of Match Of The Year: Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (NXT Women’s Championship/NXT Brooklyn) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNypNpfpNA

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WWE

TLC

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose via DQ

-Tables Match: The Dudley Boys, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer & Rhyno

-WWE United States Championship, Chairs Match: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rip

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

King Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Paige (DQ)

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match: C) New Day vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: New Day

Diva’s Prediction: Lucha Dragons

King Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship, TLC Match: C) Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

That’s it for this YEARS Fatal 4-Way. I hope you enjoyed our lists. See you on January 24th for The Royal Rumble. Also, a new debut here in the F4W. My other half will be joining the team. He’s nutty, lol. Have a happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that Jazz! Cheers!

Happy 9 Years to the F4W, and 25 Years of The Undertaker, Survivor Series Predictions & Threats against WWE

November 22, 2015 Leave a comment

In Memory of

Nick Bockwinkel

December 6, 1934 to November 14, 2015

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I’m not even sure where to begin. So much has happened in the past 24 hours. One of which is a very serious matter.

The terrorist group ISIS, has allegedly planned four attacks globally for November 22nd, and are siting Paris and Atlanta, Georgia in the United States as just two possible locations. The allegations site WWE’s event Survivor Series as a target. Triple H has released a lengthy statement regarding the threat.

“Federal, state and local law enforcement authorities have confirmed there is no specific or credible information involving a threat against tomorrow’s WWE Survivor Series at Philips Arena. However, WWE and Philips Arena have coordinated with the appropriate agencies and law enforcement, and significantly increased security measures to ensure the safety of all those in attendance, which is our highest priority.”

I’m in serious doubt that anything will happen, but a threat from these fuckers, is still a threat. One that shouldn’t be taken lightly. There are millions of WWE fans out there, and thousands will be in attendance tonight, so safety is extremely important. WWE has shown their long standing support of the Military. It’s not totally out of possibilities. Lets hope nothing happens, but always be safe out there, whether it be tonight at Survivor Series, or around the world. All this, is not necessary.

Also, the Fatal 4-Way is sad to announce the passing of legend, Nick Bockwinkel. Bockwinkel was a former World Heavyweight Champion in AWA, held multiple championships in NWA and many other territories. We send our condolences to Nick Bockwinkel’s family, friends and fans.

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Hey everyone, welcome to another edition of the The Fatal 4-Way. I can’t believe another month has gone by since the last WWE PPV! Time sure does goes fast! Pretty soon it will be Christmas and New Years Eve! I have been busy with training at my new job! I have been enjoying it a lot! There are so many great people who work there! Everyone works as a team and they are there to help you out if you need it! Which is really awesome if I say so myself! Our Christmas party is next Saturday and I can’t wait to eat some great food and have a lot of fun! 🙂 Speaking of fun, lets talk about some Professional Wrestling shall we?!

So the big news coming out of the last month is the fact that Seth Rollins got injured during a house show overseas. It is really bad that he can no longer be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Which really sucks! I was enjoying Seth as The Champ! But of now we have to find a new Champion. Of course logic(in WWE land) would be lets put the Championship on Cena. But there is a problem, Cena is gone for two months filming a Reality TV Series(more on that later). So what about Option 2? Randy Orton should be good for the Championship. Oh wait that’s not going to work. Orton is injured too. Well I guess we will have to have a tournament to determine the new WWE World Champion! That’s right folks at Survivor Series we have two semi final matches. The 1st match is Roman Reigns vs Alberto Del Rio(yes he came back at the last PPV and defeated John Cena for the US Championship) and the 2nd semi final match is Dean Ambrose vs Kevin Owens! Not too shabby eh?

I’m going to predict it is going to be Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose in the final. I have a feeling Ambrose will get the win and he will turn heel. Which I really hope he doesn’t turn heel because honestly I think he is better as a face! The fans would like that more. But the word backstage is Roman Reigns was scheduled to beat Seth Rollins at Survivor Series when that was the original plan. So probably we will get a Roman Reigns win. But I’m all right with that too. I believe he has proven himself to get the Championship. So I guess we will find out on Sunday!

The other main event at Survivor Series will be The Undertaker & Kane vs The Wyatt Family. It is going to be a 3 on 2 match. It is 25th anniversary of The Undertaker so I don’t see him and Kane losing to The Wyatt Family. I would be shocked if they did though! I don’t believe this will be The Undertaker’s last match either! He’s plan for WM next year against…well you will have to wait to find out!

This week on RAW there was a segment involving Charlotte and Paige. Paige brought up the fact that Charlotte’s brother Reid(who has passed away) couldn’t live up to be being a Flair and now he is dead. A lot of people are saying that went over the line. Which I agree. Something like that shouldn’t really be in wrestling. But if the family is okay with it, then it shouldn’t really be a problem. But I heard Reid’s Mom was not okay with it at all. Nobody told her that was going to be brought up and she got upset over it! I would be too! Sometimes I think WWE doesn’t really think about how these things will affect other people who are involved with the situation. Anyway they will be having a match at Survivor Series and you can check out my prediction along with my co-bloggers predictions at the end of this blog!

So we found out why John Cena booked two months off. He is filming a TV Series. It is a Military Type Reality Show. 16 men and women trying to win a 1 million dollars I believe. They will be in groups of four to start and do these programs and they get eliminated one by one? I don’t know the full details but if you go on pwinsider.com they have an article about it. I guess it is something I could see John Cena do. I’m sure he is having a blast doing it! To be honest I’m not sure why they haven’t done this type of show yet up until now.

TNA are longer on Destination America. They will be moving to a new Network called Pop TV. It used to be the TV Guide channel in the States. So if you have that channel you will get to see it! They will have a live show starting in January. They are currently in talks with some big names to load up their show. One name who was mentioned is Goldberg. We shall see.

SmackDown will be changing networks in the new year. They will move to USA network. That will probably be better for WWE. That will start in January too.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone has a great month and I will see next month with our annual Fatal 4-Way Year End Blog! Have a nice day!

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The Game

My Kevin Owens signed 2k16: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk9vb74cKGE

The Skirt Sheet

I have so many things rolling around my head about wrestling right now, but I think I’ll only briefly touch on certain things but I would like to focus on the 25 year of the phenomn, The Undertaker. So I better shut it and get to bidness…

First off, I love seeing Tyler Breeze on the main roster. I love his gimmick of basically making fun of models. It really shows how stupid girls and guys can look when they make that fucking duck face. Or as my iPhone would have auto corrected it to ducking fuck facade. Not even joking. He does it so well, I don’t really think he needs Summer Rae. Maybe it’s more like she needs him. Her career is floundering fast. She isn’t in-ring material, and she can’t cut a promo worth beans. Summer more or less needs Breeze. She’d be better off going back to Fandango. Wherever he is nowadays. Summer aside, Breeze is good at making his promos about himself, which works great with his character. A character who is so self-absorbed with themselves, doesn’t seem like the type who would want to share the spotlight with anyone else. My only complaint about the way the WWE is booking him is, he needs to be alone like he was on NXT. Also, don’t bury him like they’ve done to Neville. It’s such a waste. If they have nothing planned for these guys, don’t call them up yet. It’s that simple.

Secondly, Wade Barrett deserves better. He’s floundering so bad because the WWE doesn’t know what to do with him. The man has talent. He is a pure in-ring worker. His style is old school mixed with brawling. Give him the chance to show that he can put on good matches with the bigger boys. Stop putting over stupid guys like Ryback. Ryback has proven that he’s an idiot. Barrett is smart, he has good timing and is an amazing heel. Does it really hurt to put him back in a title race? One where he won’t lose to a newcomer. Maybe give him and Sheamus into the tag team title picture and actually give them the titles. Or put him back into the Intercontinental championship reign. Do something with him, other than job. I love Neville too, but he never should have gone over Barrett in this stupid title tournament.

Third, I feel so bad for Seth Rollins. While oversees in England, he suffered a severe knee injury, which will have him out for 6 to 9 months. Of course this put the kibosh on his feud with Roman Reigns going into Survivor Series, as he had to relinquish the title (yet again, it gets given up due to injury). I also feel sorry to whomever (coughReignscough) wins this tournament, as they’ll forever have that tag as “transitional champion”. It’s one thing to defeat the champion and win the title and be called that, but to win a vacant title because the previous champion gets injured, means you are just keeping the belt warm. No matter what, whomever wins this WWE World Heavyweight Championship, better tussle their ass to prove that they aren’t just keeping the title warm for when Rollins returns. They need to earn their right to keep it after he comes back.

To be honest, I’m just surprised John Cena didn’t come back from his “rest”, because the title was open and he was a shoe-in. If anyone gets title hungry, it’s him.

And lastly before I go into my Undertaker tribute, I do not miss Nikki Bella. I was getting tired of looking at her too short shorts. It was like I could smell the fish from my television. I’m so over that. With the way the NXT diva’s were performing in the past two years, should have forced the WWE Diva’s to work harder. I’m not saying that they didn’t, because they did, but not because the girls in Florida were out performing them on every single level, but because they were now television stars from Total Diva’s. They needed to make themselves look a little better. As soon as Paige came up from NXT, those girls currently in WWE, should have started training harder and working to have the best matches. They didn’t. The moment Natalya and Charlotte had that epic match for the NXT Women’s Championship, they should have started working harder. They didn’t. When Sasha Banks and Charlotte started to have title matches in NXT, they should have worked harder. They didn’t. It’s a bit too late for girls like Nikki, Brie Bella, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Lana, Summer, etc.. Natalya has proven that she can run with the NXT girls, because she did it. But because Nikki, Brie, and Alicia, etc. Can’t seem to run with the NXT girls, the new girls have had to slow it down, and pretty much baby the seniors. Yeah, I said it, the seniors. WWE is starting to show more of the diva’s, and give them more in-ring time. NXT this past week had not one match on the 1 hour show, but three divas matches. So yeah, that’s my issues. With Nikki Bella out of the way, and Brie Bella sucking worse than Summer Rae, I want to see this so-called Revolution actually make serious changes.

Twenty-five years ago, this giant man debuted at Survivor Series. A character that has never been seen before. If I was as smart as I am now back then when I was only 10-years old, I would probably predict, that he wouldn’t last very long. I would have been wrong. Even at 10 years of age, I felt chills, as this tall man, dressed all in black who spoke about death, walked to the ring. In the past 25-years, it has not changed. I get chills. I’ve been lucky to have seen the man, known as The Undertaker, perform a few times. To feel the goose bumps on my arms and the chill and also excitement, run up & down my spine, is one of the greatest feelings for a wrestling fan. A feeling that is hard for one man to keep up doing for almost three decades. Mark Calaway, has taken a character that many felt was doomed from the beginning, and with help from Paul Bearer, made The Undertaker into a man who is well respected, loved, and revered. He is the man that all up and coming wrestlers aspire to stand across the ring against. They know, that if they can get ‘Taker’s approval, then they have a shot. He is the judge, jury and executioner.

In 1990, he surfaced as The Undertaker, under “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase’s regime. He then had Brother Love as his manager for a brief time before hitting the jackpot with William Moody, aka Paul Bearer. He’s faced men like “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Jake “The Snake” Roberts, The Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, King Kong Bundy, Diesel/Kevin Nash, to name a few. He’s had epic battles with Mick Foley and Kane. He’s been involved in many storylines that pushed the envelope. He’s the Phenomn!

I’ve been a fan since day 1, and I’ll never stop being a fan of his. There is no other wrestler who I respect like I do The Undertaker. I admire his loyalty to a company that has had many up and downs. The way he stays in character, which shows respect to the business which was built on making everything look real. My dream is to one day get to meet The Undertaker, and tell him Thank-You. I want him to know that because of him, I’ve continued being a fan of something that I loved as a child. Something that I still enjoy as an adult. I want him to know how much I respect him and everything he has done.

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I know I’m writing this like he is retiring soon, and in my gut says that he will be. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this Sunday, at Survivor Series, exactly 25 years from the day he debuted, could be his last match. If for some reason, it isn’t, then WrestleMania 32 in Dallas will likely be his last match. With all the stuff coming out about him, from books to DVD’s, to all the specials on the WWE Network, it just makes sense. It will be so hard to get used to him not being in the WWE, even though in the last few years, he’s rarely been there. There is always that chance you will be sitting there one Monday night or even at a random pay-per-view, and hear that gong. When he finally says his final good-bye, I doubt he will be completely gone from the business, but I will tell you, I will never forget him.

Before I say good-bye for this month, I need to tell my fellow bloggers, HAPPY 9th ANNIVERSARY!!! You guys have made this blog so much fun over the years. Our lives have changed so much over the past 9-years but we are still here. So thank-you so much Bill, Steve, and Greg. As well as other contributers, Darren, Marrek, Mike, Leila, Peter, Brandon, Kaitlyn, and anyone else I may have forgotten. Cheers fellas! Can’t wait for next months blog. Our End of The Year Best and Worsts! Always fun! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

What’s up, warriors? Welcome to the 9 Year Anniversary of the Fatal 4-Way….and Sarge’s Boot Camp!! Here’s to many, many more!!

Hope everything is going well for you this Survivor Series weekend. Life is about as good as it can get on my end. The job at Walmart is still going strong. It’s getting even more hectic as the Christmas season gets closer. I guess that’s the downside of working retail, but what am I going to do? It’s a job, and it exactly what we all need right now. The extra money does help out a lot around here, if only to help pad what I already bring in with retirement and disability. Wife is happy. Kids are happy. I have no choice but to be happy myself!

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Alright, people. I am having a hard time wrapping my head around what is going through the heads of people who work for WWE Creative lately….and the people who sign off on the things that actually make it onto TV. Case in point: the Divas Championship contract signing segment at the end of RAW this past Monday night.

Maybe I was simply caught up in it all, or not quite able to see it from another point of view at that time, but apparently a lot of people are upset over the fact that they brought Charlotte’s deceased brother into the conversation to add some “cheap heat” (as it was called) to the segment. Sure, I knew it was bad juju to talk about dead family members during a wrestling promo, but I just went with it. Overall, the contract signing had a tangible sense of emotion and tension that could be literally cut with a knife. It made a strong impact to say the least. Paige has gotten under Charlotte’s skin and into her head more effectively than any one the other Divas ever have before! Like I said earlier, it was indeed bad form to talk about Charlotte’s brother, but it did bring the whole dialog to a fever pitch. I am not defending what was done. I am simply saying that even though it was somewhat indecent, it still worked. Charlotte brought up her family as a source of her intense pride in being a champion, and Paige took the dirty route and turned all mention of Charlotte’s family into a negative to serve her own vile purpose. It all worked so well because it was inappropriate, and it helped to cement both Divas in their roles heading into this Sunday’s big title match.

However, I know there has been an outcry on social media since RAW ended. Some people in the industry have praised that segment and the people involved, but many others have made their distaste known for the direction the WWE writers took in bringing up dead relatives as a way to generate heat. I am sort of on the fence about it. I know it was done in bad taste, and WWE may face some backlash for it, but at the end of the day….what’s done is done, and I am one of the people who feel dirty for knowing what was said and actually thinking it was done to great effect. I don’t agree with WWE taking risks like this where families are involved, but it’s absolutely not the worst thing WWE has ever given the green light to.

I say we all can acknowledge the words and events of last Monday’s “go home” segment of RAW, take it at face value for what it was……a promo designed to build up the Divas Championship match at Survivor Series. The main problem with all of this is that our society as a whole (and the WWE Universe) has gone from being largely desensitized to things that may be considered slightly “taboo” back in the Attitude Era to being a bunch of easily offended pussies who pitch a fit on the Internet if the wind changes direction without their permission. Bottom line….it’s a TV show. ISIS attacked and people died in Paris last week. Let’s focus on what’s really wrong in the world today. Huh? Did it offend you that I brought that up? Good! There may be hope for us all yet.

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I am guessing that, because of all the flap from the Paige/Charlotte promo at the end of RAW, that they are going to have Charlotte go over and successfully defend the Divas title just to keep the whole thing politically correct and smooth it over with the Butt-hurt Brigade who will most likely try to break the Internet if Paige dares to make good on her title shot and steal the championship like the evil, heartless piece of garbage that she is. In this world, we can’t let the people who offend us get away with shit. Paige has to lose because everyone is looking for Charlotte to be vindicated this Sunday! It’s the only way to keep from losing consumers of their product in this society of instant gratification and happy endings for all!

Personally, I hope Paige does win just to piss a lot of people off. The next day on Facebook and Twitter will be more epic than the PPV itself….and it won’t cost me $9.99 to watch it all go down.

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Okay, switching gears. On a lighter note, I know this year’s Survivor Series marks the 25th anniversary of the Undertaker in WWE. I can still remember the night when he made his debut. He was impressive back then, and he has never disappointed me since. Now, he and Kane are set for a match against the Wyatt Family. I would say this is the match I am looking forward to the most. The Brothers of Destruction always put up a stellar fight, and the Wyatt’s could very well be their biggest challenge to date. Naturally, since this is Undertaker’s celebration year and all, there is pretty much no secret as to which team is going to come out victorious. To have Taker and Kane lose on this momentous anniversary event would be a very bad choice. However…..Creative has been making some real stinkers as of late. Let’s all just watch and see what happens!

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Okay, I am pretty sure I pissed a few people off this time. It’s all part of my promise to deliver brutal honesty with a side of honest brutality. I say it like I see it, and if you don’t like it….that’s your problem. I never come out here to intentionally upset people. That’s why I put up that disclaimer at the heading of all my articles that this BOOT CAMP is “for entertainment purposes only”. There need to be more things in life that come with disclaimers. Maybe it would keep the social media shit storms to a minimum. Or, maybe it won’t. Some people just can’t handle the truth!

And with that, I’m out of here until next time. Take it easy, and do your best to make it back here for the next edition. I’ll be taking attendance after all!

Until then, troops……YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For instance, if she is holding a gun, she is probably angry!

 

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WWE

Survivor Series

-5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Match: TBD

Dolph Ziggler vs. Tyler Breeze

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Tyler Breeze

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Semi-Final: Roman Reigns vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Semi-Final: Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Charlotte vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship Final: TBD

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Undertaker & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction:

Diva’s Prediction:The Undertaker & Kane
The Game’s Prediction:

King Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker & Kane

That’s it for this month’s Fatal 4-Way. See you in a month for our Best and Worst of 2015. I love that list. Cheers!

Hell In A Cell: The Final Match of Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

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Hey Ghosts & Demons, welcome back. Halloween is right around the corner. Hope you all aren’t afraid of the undead. I’m not, why wake up when you can finally sleep, right?? Anyway, lets go….

The Game

WWE 2k16 thoughts w/ Blair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXg-gPn4ya0

The Skirt Sheet

This will be a very short edition of the Skirt Sheet. I’m sick and hardly in the mood to even do a blog this week. So I’m going to shut it and get to bidness…

Sasha Banks and Bayley are really making it hard for me to decide which one of their matches is going to be match of the year. Congratulations to the both of them for putting on one hell of a main event at NXT TakeOver: Respect. Triple H and Stephanie need to push the WWE roster diva’s to step it up and put on matches like this and maybe just maybe the current diva’s might have a bit more respect as well. Because twice now, Sasha and Bayley has humiliated the Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Tamina, Paige, Natalya, Summer Rae, etc.. They all need to step it up. There is no excuse for Naomi, Paige, Natalya to have shit matches. None. Just as we know that Charlotte and Becky Lynch have no excuse to have shit matches. The problem is, the moment girls from NXT, like Paige, Charlotte, Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks, make their way to the main roster, they are told to tone it down so that the other diva’s, like the Bella’s, can keep up. I can just see it know, Nikki going to John, “it’s not fair, I can’t work with these girls. They make me look like crap. Can you talk to Hunter and Stephanie?” Of course he does, “tell those NXT girls to hold back. Nikki can’t keep up.” Hunter/ Stephanie… “girls, we need you to hold back a little. Just for now.”. They are completely missing the problem that most of their main roster diva’s shouldn’t even be there. Nikki isn’t so bad in the ring but if I have to watch Brie Bella get in the ring and attempt to wrestle, I may just claw my own eyes out. It’s like watching a tooth pick running from a rolling pin.

Same can be said for the male superstars. We all know that Neville, and Owens can out wrestle 80% of the current roster, yet, they’re not. We’ve seen guys like Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, Wade Barrett, Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler, all pull back and not work a match like they own that ring. Guys who have left because they weren’t getting matches, despite the fact they could out wrestle John Cena on every level. Justin Gabriel comes to mind. WWE is notorious for wasting talent.

This past Monday, RAW received one of its lowest ratings in a long long time. 2.1, I believe. Despite having, The Undertaker, Stone Cold, and douche bag (aka Shawn Michaels), on the same show. This is the time that the WWE needs to re-think what the hell is wrong, and fix the damn thing.

So apparently John Cena and Randy Orton are taking time off. Orton’s already gone, and Cena isn’t. However apparently he is already being booked to defend his US championship on December 26th. At least let him go. I’m so tired of this ass-hat’s face that I don’t want him to ever to return. He sucks!!

My little girl is vastly approaching 9 months in November. Can’t believe how much time has just flown by. For her first Halloween, even though she is too young to go out trick or treating, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to put her into her first costume… A little lamb. One that looks rather bunny-ish.

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I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Halloween. As usual we have our Halloween Party. This year I will be working the room as the “Rowdy” one…Roddy Piper. Minus the blonde short hair. I just can’t rock that look. Lol!! See you next month for Survivor Series. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***The views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

FATAL 4-WAY FANATICS……………………

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Figured I’d leave the intro to Enzo and Big Cass this week and keep it simple because I tried to think about it on my own, and realized that there’s very little about me that can’t be taught. LOL I mean, a lot of things could be taught, but nobody would want to take the classes! Like it or not, “Sarge 101” is off the docket for this semester. There can be only one!!

The world could only handle one of me anyway. It’s better like this. Trust me!

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While I sit here trying to think of something wrestling related to talk about, I do have an update on the home front. I started working at Walmart last week. I am one of the guys who unload the trucks when they come in and stock the shelves after the supplies have been offloaded and separated by their departments. It’s only been a week, but I am really liking it so far. Aside from the slight issue I am having with adjusting my sleep schedule (I work until 11PM and don’t get to bed until almost 1AM most of the time). It’s not so much a “not getting home by then” problem as it is a “a dude’s gotta eat” problem. That, and the drive home mixed with the rush of just being done with my shift (and grabbing some food because I am always starving after work) gives me a second wind, and I need time to chill out before I can go to bed and actually have any hope of falling asleep.

Sure, I am tired and sore. I’ve felt that way all week, but I am hoping to be more used to it very soon. I’m back to being a productive member of the household and that means my family’s holiday season isn’t going to suck. In fact, I heard my wife already has all our Christmas shopping done. She must be feeling that shift toward the positive that this new job is bringing about in our lives. Our kids will be happier, too, and for that reason alone, I will do whatever it takes to help that become a permanent feature in our lives.

If this year’s Halloween is any indication, things are going to get a lot better around here than they have been in the past six months. About damn time, too! Here are my son and daughter in their costumes. Enjoy……

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Kaden loves his Iron Man suit and his gloves light up and make sounds. A bit excessive for a kid’s Halloween costume, but he and Aly use their other costumes for playing “dress up” for the rest of the year. After this year’s trick or treating, they will have one more outfit to put in their bins.

For Halloween this year, I will be dressed as a Walmart associate. Yep, I have to work that night. I hope my wife takes some good pictures.

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Sorry if I seem like I have been rambling a little bit here, but I am also having some trouble thinking of anything to talk about that has to do with wrestling. Sure, I can talk about NXT TakeOver: Respect and the finale of the Dusty Rhodes tag team tournament…or the fact that a women’s title match headlined a WWE live special for the first time in history. I can, but I won’t because those things have been talked about constantly since that night. It’s been covered, and we all get it. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s all amazing as Hell. I just don’t want to comment on something that a hundred other people have brought up in the past week. It’s not that I don’t care. I just want to keep things fresh.

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Aside from it being rather corny and easy to figure out, I have to admit the whole thing between Corporate Kane and Seth Rollins is actually kind of funny. Kane playing both sides of the character (Corporate & Demon Kane) gives the fans what they have been wanting for a while….only in smaller doses. People wanted “masked Kane” to come back when Kane returned from his leg injury. I like the Demon better anyway, but Corporate Kane has become rather comical lately. This is exactly what Rollins needs. Someone to keep him interesting. His shtick is really getting old, and Demon Kane has literally come into the picture to light a fire under Rollins’ ass and make him step it up. I know there isn’t much chance they’ll have Kane win at Hell In A Cell, but it’s been fun since this Corporate/Demon mash-up thing started. It’s hokey and something we may have seen back in the 80’s, but that is where we can find the charm in this whole mess!

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I used to hate The New Day, but I have really begun to enjoy them since Xavier Woods brought out the trombone. He’s turned every moment he and his group are on screen into a celebration of sheer goofy exuberance. That trombone provides the soundtrack to everything The New Day does, and sadly….that also includes Big E’s pelvic gyrations. Please make it stop!! Don’t make me start a petition. The New Day wanted to “Save The Tables”. I can speak for myself and the rest of my Fatal 4-Way team mates that we may very well begin our own movement…..”Save Our Lunches” to help us not want to lose them every time we see that undulating miscreant on our screens!! In that case, the trombone accompaniment does NOT help make it any better.

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Before I get out of here, I just want to say I am so glad this article wasn’t due next week. With WWE2K16 coming out on Tuesday, I have a feeling my free time is going to be sucked away by this game for quite some time.

By the next time we do this thing, I should have had my fill of that game and you can be assured that my undivided attention will be all yours. Not trying to be creepy. Just telling it like it is. I’ll catch you next time, troops!

Until then………YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid!

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Hey everyone and welcome to another edition of the Royal Thoughts. Man I can’t believe it has been a month since the last time I wrote a blog! A lot has changed in the month for me. I recently quit my job that I was working at for the last 10 years. It was a big move for me. I was offered a new job and I decided to go for it! I just started training this week and I am so far liking it a lot. It is kinda a new thing for me so at times it will be challenging but overall I should do well. I have a great support staff who will be there for me if I need any help. That’s enough of personal life for now so lets talk about some wrestling!

I have to be honest I haven’t really watch much WWE in the last month or so. I just haven’t really been in the mood to watch it. Ever since the new season of TV has started I have been focusing my time watching shows that keep me entertain. Lately WWE hasn’t been doing that. Also I find when I don’t have cable I don’t watch it live. I guess I will have to d/l or stream it. I’m going to try my best to watch some more.

But I still get some wrestling news. I heard John Cena will be leaving for two months(I have to give credit to pwinsider.com). He is doing a TV Show. I’m not too sure what show it is because they are being tight lipped about it. So you know what that means then?! He will be off WWE TV!! Perhaps WWE will actually focus more on their other talent now that he is gone for a couple of months? I doubt it but who knows maybe Vince will see something in a talent that he has never seen?

How cool was it to see James Storm come on NXT the other night?! I was waiting for that jump. In case you didn’t know Storm has been wrestling for TNA for the last few years. I saw him wrestle on TNA for a bit and I thought to myself at the time he would do well if he came over to WWE. Now this is his chance. Well I hope WWE doesn’t drop the ball on him. But I knew he would be part of the WWE family when I read online that he didn’t have an actual contract with TNA anymore earlier this year. I mean it is the right thing to do. You’re looking out for your family first. If someone is going to offer you a good job from where you were working you’re going to take it. You have to thing what’s best for business as Triple H and Stephanie will say! Haha Anyway I wish James Storm the best of luck in NXT!

So I guess I should talk about Hell In The Cell PPV. It is this Sunday. The Main Event is The Undertaker vs Brock Lesnar in the Hell In The Cell match. I picked Brock to win. But I wouldn’t be upset if The Undertaker won the match too. Taker is known for this match so I wouldn’t really be surprised if he goes over. But their last match at SummerSlam Taker got the win. So they are even at 1 a piece. This is the tie breaker. I also heard this will be the last match these two guys have too. I mean really you can’t really top that type of match with another match. Unless they were to do a Ladder Match or TLC match. But I think The Undertaker needs to stay away from those types of matches. He’s almost 50 years old. But you know he is still pretty awesome! I’m sure one day The Undertaker will retire. But if he can still put out decent matches why retire right? Also he actually showed up for a house show in Mexico and wrestled! He rarely does that too! So the Mexican fans got a pretty cool treat! I have seen The Undertaker live a few times. It is pretty cool watching him live. His entrance alone is worth the money for admission! So Brock for the win!

Speaking about Brock, I’m not sure what he is going to do after The Undertaker. I wouldn’t mind seeing WWE put him in a program with Kevin Owens. I think that would be pretty awesome! Those two would put on some great matches. Or have him go after the WWE World Championship. If he beats The Undertaker that would make the most sense.

So the WWE World Championship will be defended this Sunday at the PPV. It will be your WWE World Champion Seth Rollins vs Kane. Yay?! Is anyone really looking forward to this match? I mean no offence to Kane but he shouldn’t be in the main event now. It should really be Dolph Ziggler or Roman Reigns. But it isn’t. Oh well. I’m sure this match will be all right but still I’m not really looking forward to it.

One match that I’m kinda curious about is the Open Challenge for the US Championship. John Cena is defending it. But it is a mystery as to who is going to wrestle him. I have three random picks as to who I think is going to challenge Cena 1) James Storm. We know he was just in NXT so wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up to face John Cena and take him out? 2) Chris Jericho These guys have always had great matches and Chris seems to make surprise returns. 3) Jeff Hardy I know it is a long shot but lately with the TNA talent who are leaving it wouldn’t shock me to see Jeff Hardy back in WWE real soon!

There are other matches which are happening at the PPV this Sunday and I gave my predictions below. So you guys should check them out and compare them to my other Fatal 4 Way bloggers!

Also I’m happy to announce that Jake The Snake Roberts will be in Niagara Falls next year for Comic Con. They are announcing five other Legends who will be part of it. I’m pretty sure HBK will be another one. I heard they are announcing it early November. So we shall see!

So that’s it for me for this month Fatal 4 Way! Have a great weekend and enjoy the PPV if you’re going to watch it!

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or email me at gl.club17@gmail.com

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Hell In A Cell

Kick-Off Show:

Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville vs. King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev
Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville
The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett, Sheamus & Rusev

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro & Neville

PPV:
-Hell In A Cell Match:
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns
The Game’s Prediction: Romany Reigns

King Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella

Sarge’s Prediction: Charlotte
Diva’s Prediction: Nikki Bella via DQ (thanks to Paige)
The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

King Greg’s Prediction:Charlotte

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarge’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
Diva’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz
The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kevin Owens vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens
The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE United States Championship; Cena’s Open Challenge: C) John Cena vs. ???

Sarge’s Prediction: ???
Diva’s Prediction: ???
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

King Greg’s Prediction: ??? I’m going to say James Storm

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. Kane

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins
The Game’s Prediction: Kane

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

-Hell In A Cell Match: The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker
Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker
The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

King Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. My lap top has decided to pick fonts, colour and size on it’s own. Tis the season for possessed technology, right? Anyways, happy and safe halloween. See you in November for Survivor Series.

First F4W of 2015 and Royal Rumble Predictions

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Welcome to the first Fatal 4-Way of 2015!! We certainly hope that everyone has had a great new year so far. It’s nice to start out the year without a death (touch wood). With that said, lets get on with this Royal Rumble edition.

The Game

Sting Arrives Authority Loses – Survivor Series Breakdown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQurRpyKUVU

StoneCold Steve Austin Podcast LIVE: Vince McMahon Highlights:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43hm_-deOPI

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fan boys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

**THIS ARTICLE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY**

BOOT CAMP

So…….first of all, happy freakin’ new year! I know 2014 was a brutal bitch to a lot of us, so here’s hoping 2015 makes up for some of that. Honestly, my 2014 wasn’t all that terrible. I managed to stay employed the entire year, which is more than I could say about 2013. The fact that I draw a retirement pension and disability from the VA that pretty much covers all my household expenses is beside the point here. Don’t get me wrong. It’s nice, but also unfair to bring it up when everyone else might not have that to fall back on. Mine seems to be a fairly unique situation among my peers.

Thing is, no matter where my income appears in my bank account from, it still doesn’t change the fact that the WWE Network still does not work for me thanks to my Internet provider not supporting its streaming service. Gladly, WWE decided to pop their heads out of their asses for one night and put the 2015 Royal Rumble out on actual pay per view (as well as the WWE Network), so I am excited to say I am going to be able to see this event. The first PPV I have been able to watch since WrestleMania 30! Sure, I have to pay $60 rather than the infamous $9.99 everyone else will get to pay for seeing the Rumble this year, but this will probably be one of only 2 or 3 PPVs I will see this year. As the saying goes: Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

On a side note, before we get rolling, I just want to say that I have changed my mind about Paige joining the cast of ‘Total Divas’. I was so against it when I first heard she was going to be on the show because I saw it as Paige getting lumped into the same group as the rest of the Divas on the show. She is supposed to be this “anti-Diva” and this show should be something she would avoid like the plague. But, after seeing her on the first few episodes of this season, I am loving her on the show now. First of all, it allows me to see her more often than just on RAW and SmackDown. Also….she’s completely twisted, and that scores huge points with me. She tricked Nattie into believing a brownie she Paige gave her was laced with drugs, which caused Nattie to flip her shit and live so much in dread of the next Wellness Program drug test that Nattie crashed her car on purpose in an attempt to avoid being tasked with pissing into a cup and losing all her status with the company. Paige later admitted that the brownie was not laced with drugs and that she just wanted to see Nattie squirm. I fucking love that!! So, with that said, Paige is not only my favorite Diva on WWE programming, she is also my favorite cast member of ‘Total Divas’.

Okay, so what have we been through since last time? It feels like ages since the old Boot Camp has been open for “bidness”. We had, the fall and return of The Authority. We had Adam Rose being butt-humped by a furry. We had Brock Lesnar calling Seth Rollins “baby” (not once, but twice). That was creepy. We had Larry The Cable Guy and Grumpy Cat as guests on RAW. Two more reasons why the concept of “guests hosts” should never have been allowed to happen. I doubt there have been more than a handful of these guest hosts that didn’t leave me feeling embarrassed to be a WWE fan. We had the Slammy Awards! Don’t even get me started on that. We had Kane working the concession stands! We saw Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback get fired, and then hired back a couple weeks later. Pointless! Since last Boot Camp, Brock Lesnar has not competed in a match of any kind.

I wonder what it’s going to be like if/when Lesnar loses the championship. Will the title be defended on a more regular basis again, or is the title now only defended once every 4 months? I hope there is not some kind of “Lesnar Rule” attached to that title now. Honestly, having the company’s most prestigious prize being fought for only a few times every year is absolutely BAD for business! Bad? It’s fucking retarded. Let’s be real, folks, Since Lesnar became the champion, there were times when I actually admit I forgot the WWE even had a World Heavyweight title anymore. Out of sight, out of mind. Yep, somebody’s out of their minds…but, it’s not any of us. Look a couple hundred feet up in the air over the Stamford, Connecticut skyline to the WWE Headquarters!

As if there isn’t enough for me to have a problem with, now I have this to think about, too. Speaking of bad decisions and dropping the ball, I feel like somebody in the “Creat-tard” team is showing their ass again with how The Ascension is being handled since moving up to the main roster from NXT. I had such high hopes that they would be some kind of new dominant tag team, reminiscent of the very teams that they see fit to trash talk during their promos. This has caused The Ascension to be highly criticized for their apparent lack of mic skills. Add to this, the fact that they have been fed nothing but jobber teams since their debut, and all you get it a team with huge potential that is being held back by a creative team that has absolutely no clue how to use them. All that venom being spewed by The Ascension got them beaten down last Monday night by the APA, nWo and the New Age Outlaws. The Ascension will get a chance at redemption this Sunday when they once again face The New Age Outlaws at the Royal Rumble PPV. I am hoping there is some glimmer of hope somewhere that The Ascension will begin to be taken more seriously and have the chance to become the kind of team they were in NXT…..tag team championship material!

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One last thing before I wrap this up, I want to officially welcome Awesome Kong back to TNA. With Havok running through every last Knockout on the roster, it will be great to see Kong VS Havok at some point in the future! As I said a while back on Facebook, possibly the best thing about Awesome Kong returning to Impact Wrestling is that there is no chance of seeing her on the next season of ‘Total Divas’.

Ha!! See what I did there. I just came full circle with that last remark. What can I say? I got da skillz, playa.

Or…………….not. Maybe it’s best if I get my ass out of here for now. Don’t worry. Next month, it’ll be “that time” once again, and you can bet I’ll be here bright and early. Hope you can make it back here to help me raise some more Hell up in this bitch!

Until then, troops…….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

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The Skirt Sheet

Hey, Happy 2015!! Time has just flown by since our last blog. It’s been well over a month because of Christmas and New Years. Sadly, wrestling hasn’t been all that exciting since. But that is exactly why we are all here. To discuss what’s going down in the wrestling business. So, Imma gonna shut it and get ta’ bidness…

So WWE Fucked up so many ways already the moment the holidays were over. I’m not even 100% sure where to start.

Wade “Bad News” Barrett: Good: They gave him back the Intercontinental Championship. A title he never lost to begin with. One that he actually does bring prestige to, and I’m not just saying that because he’s my favourite, and I secretly fancy his British ass. Lol!! Bad: He’s won two matches. He wins when the title is on the line, but he’s already lost to Sin Cara and Dean Ambrose. At least Ambrose isn’t an embarrassing loss. The booking makes no sense at all. What they should have done: They should have made Barrett come back as a power house, grow in his matches and actually not put anyone over, unless it was by disqualification. To me it just seems they don’t know whether or not to make him a good guy or a bad guy. He’s stuck in between. They definitely shouldn’t have had him lose to Sin Cara. Ever!

The Authority: Good: ……………………. Bad: Way too soon to bring them back. TOO SOON!! Plus the way they brought them back made sense but I don’t like that fact that they made Edge look like a complete pussy. What they should have done: They certainly shouldn’t have brought them back this early. It was obvious, that the Authority would be back eventually, but they would have been better off with Vince McMahon coming on saying that if so and so won the Royal Rumble, the Authority would be able to be brought back if they wanted them to. Have Daniel Bryan win, and have him bring them back. No one would ever think that Bryan would bring them back, and then you have a heel turn. Since Cena will never turn heel, so why the fuck not? Still makes more sense then what the WWE has done.

The Ascension: Good: These young guys have so much potential. They showed that in NXT. They are a massive team and should have shown up, not in a match, destroyed some of the tag teams in the ring on RAW, and then left. Repeat on SmackDown. Bad: The ball was dropped immediately. The moment the WWE wrote them promos and handed them the microphone a week after they defeated The Miz and Damien Mizdow, they were finished. It’s not that these guys can’t talk, but it was what they were told to talk about. It buried them instantly and now they are nothing but a joke. What they should have done: The Ascension never should have picked up a microphone at all. They are the type of team that doesn’t need to talk. They have the mystery surrounding them, and it should have stayed that way. As a fan, I don’t need to know their intentions, but I should want to know. Meaning, they don’t tell, which keeps me guessing. That’s what would have made them more exciting. The WWE should have kept the mystery surrounding Viktor and Konnor, and never allowed them to open their mouths.

Those were the three fuck-ups the WWE did before the clock even struck midnight December 31st.

NXT continues to shine as one of my favourite shows on television. If any indication of how the WWE treats these amazingly talented superstars once they get called up to the main roster, then I hope some of them never get called up. I don’t want to see Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze, or Charlotte, get called to the main roster. It would ruin them. Paige was a damn good technical wrestler in NXT, and now she’s licking people in the ring, and losing to talentless twats like the Bella’s. I actually hate the Bella’s less then I did before, but I can’t stand the fact that those girls needs bigger shorts. I’m tired of looking at vagina’s. Paige could be great again. The WWE just has to let her. They clearly have a history of ruining talented stars, as of late. I think the only recent one they haven’t completely fucked over, is Bray Wyatt. He’s one of the best characters the WWE has going right now. But look at Adam Rose and Bo Dallas (apparently he was injured…I never even noticed that he was gone, lol), both guys are talented (Dallas, if he keeps his trap shut), but they’re both doing nothing. I don’t want to see that happen to Neville or Breeze, etc..

Did you know that NXT Diva, Sasha Banks is actually related to Snoop Dog? Yeah apparently they are cousins or something. The More you know (shooting star). Lol!!

I’m sure the story of Triple H, breaking character on this weeks RAW, has made the rounds. For those of you who don’t know, Triple H is playing a heel currently as part of the Authority. At the end of RAW, he and wife Stephanie McMahon were at ringside, when they noticed a young boy crying at what was happening to John Cena (see, I cry because John Cena is on my screen, I smile when he gets his ass handed to him… Complete opposite man, complete opposite). Triple H broke character, went over to this young boy and told him, not to worry, that the men in the ring are playing parts and that Cena is fine, and then gave him backstage passes for after the show. Bravo Triple H. I think that was the sweetest thing to do. Boo on the parents for bringing a child to the show, who clearly wasn’t explained the ins and outs of what happens in the ring. If your child can’t tell that what’s going on is staged, then they shouldn’t be at a live event, and that is your fail as a parent. But Bravo to Triple H, who decided to do the parents job for them. Class act Triple H. Definitely a sign that you’re a good father to your three daughters.

BTW…I’m still pregnant. Lol!!! No baby yet.

How Awesome Is This??

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So obviously, I would have preferred if the WWE did this years ago, where Macho Man could have been here to make, what I’m sure would have been a very colourful speech. Sadly he isn’t, but at least this is finally happening. I am however, shocked at who was chosen to induct him. Hulk Hogan and Savage have such a sordid past, and even after Macho’s untimely death, Hogan was talking lies and shit about him, yet he was chosen to induct Savage. Everyone keeps telling me it should be his brother, Lanny Poffo, but he will likely be the one to accept the induction for his deceased brother. I personally thought it would be Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat who would induct Macho Man. Doesn’t matter I guess….I’m just stoked one of my childhood heroes is finally being inducted. Miss Elizabeth and Owen Hart next please (never going to hold my breath for Owen. His widow won’t allow it).

Anyways, it’s late and I have a doctor’s appointment in the morning. By the next time we post a blog, I won’t be just a diva…I promise you, I’ll be mama Diva. Lol!! This baby will be born by the 12th of February, as they will not let me go past the 11th (one week). Wish me luck my peeps. My life will be completely different the next time you hear from us all. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Gregs Have A Nice Day

Hey everyone how are we doing this month?! Now that Christmas and New Years is over and done with it is time to get back to a regular routine(whatever that may be for you). My routine lately has been looking for employment. I haven’t found a job but I have had a few interviews. But enough with my personal life and let’s get down to business.

So the Royal Rumble this Sunday. The last few Rumbles haven’t been that great. I’m hoping this year it will change. Right now I don’t really know who is going to win it. I picked Daniel Bryan(because I would love to see him win it) but I have heard they have other plans for the Rumble. A lot of people are saying Roman Reigns is going win it. I just don’t think he is ready to be in the main event. I am going with Daniel because his title reign was shorten last year due to his injury. I do believe he still has a strong following(have you seen RAW lately) the fans still go nuts over him! He deserves it though! He is a hard worker and you can tell it ever since he came back into the ring. He is great! Another person who I wouldn’t mind seeing win the Rumble is Dolph Ziggler. He has proved so many times that he is indeed a Superstar. He would be my second pick to win it. This guy has had so many great matches in the last year and he also deserves a spot in the main event too. My wild card pick would be Dean Ambrose. He also has had some great matches(even if he hasn’t won that many) but I could see him win it too. It would be a big shocker if they went with him winning it. So there are many choices WWE can go with. Also they could go with Roman Reigns too. So this Rumble match could end up being pretty entertaining and not too predictable(compared to last years). So what do you guys think? Are any of my choices the same you would pick? I would love to hear your opinions. @blitz101 on twitter 🙂

The triple threat match for the WWE World Heavy Weight Championship which is involving Brock Lesnar vs John Cena vs Seth Rollins could also be a great match too. At first I wasn’t sure adding Rollins to the match would of been a good idea. But now I have changed my mind and I’m happy Rollins is in the match. His work lately has been fantastic lately. I truly believe he is a player now. He has proven that in the last few months. Him teaming up with The Authority has brought his stock up so much. As much as I hate seeing The Authority on TV they have done really great with elevating Seth Rollins. I am picking him to go over in this match. I don’t think he will cash in his MITB briefcase(unless he gets screwed) but who knows. I really enjoyed the last segment of RAW that had Brock Lesnar taking out everyone. I guess you could say they turned him baby face but I don’t think Brock was really a heel. He is just an ass kicker and it doesn’t matter who he goes after. Which is great because it gives him more guys to wrestle. John Cena has been all right too. This week he was more serious John which was good to see because I hate goofy John Cena a lot(along with the majority of fans). I don’t think he is going to win the match. My first pick is Rollins and my second pick is Lesnar to retain his championship. So we shall see what happens.

This past Monday on RAW was really good. It was nice seeing all of the legends on TV. The only problem that I had with the Legends being on RAW…is how WWE treated their new tag team The Ascension. I don’t know how them getting taken out by the New Age Outlaws is going to help them get over. I really hope they destroy the NAO at the Rumble this Sunday. That’s the only way they will get their heat back. Also they should take out JLB to get revenge on him(but they should do that on RAW).

Speaking about legends, the Icon Sting made his RAW debut and ended up helping John Cena win his match against Rollins, Big Show and Kane. Of course that didn’t sit well with Triple H though. He went nuts and it looks like they are going with a Triple H vs Sting at WM. I guess The Undertaker vs Sting match is a no go. Which is probably for the best. Maybe The Undertaker will get a better wrestler who can take a lot of bumps(Bray Wyatt)? Who knows for sure.

I guess I should tell you The Authority are back in power. The last RAW of 2014 John Cena gave in and brought them back. Seth Rollins had Edge(who was guest hosting with Christian) in the position to get a curb stomp so Cena had to bring back The Authority to stop Rollins from doing his move on Edge. So it kinda sucked because The Authority weren’t off TV for a long time. They also “fired” Ziggler, Erick Roman, & Ryback because they were part of Team Cena on Survivor Series. Of course that didn’t end up being long because John got their jobs back on this past RAW when he beat those three guys I mentioned in the above paragraph with help from Sting.

I like how SmackDown has moved to Thursday Nights again. I always found them being on Fridays was a bad thing. Most of the time I forgot it was on. But now it is on a better night. Of course we get it a day earlier in Canada because well we are special! Lol I guess it just works out better for us! 😛

In case you haven’t heard CM Punk has signed with UFC. I think that is an interesting move on his part. But I hope it works for him. I do think he is a great performer and I do think he will do well in UFC. I wish him all the luck! 🙂

In other news Randy “Macho Man” Savage will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame for 2015. I’m really glad he is finally getting inducted. He should of been inducted a long time ago. But now it is happening. The only problem I have with his induction is that Hulk Hogan will be inducting him. I don’t think Randy would of wanted that. I know him and Hogan weren’t always on the best of terms. So it doesn’t really make sense seeing Hogan induct him. But I guess this is a Vince call.

Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you guys enjoy the Royal Rumble! Have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101 and by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

WWE

Royal Rumble

  • The New Day vs. Tyson Kidd, Cesaro & Adam Rose

Sarge’s Prediction: The New Day

Diva’s Prediction: The New Day

The Game’s Prediction: The New Day

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd (since this is an elimination match)

WWE Tag Team Championship: C) The Uso’s vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

-Natalya & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Sarge’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Diva’s Prediction: The Bella Twats

The Game’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Bella Twins

-The New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension

Sarge’s Prediction: The Ascension

Diva’s Prediction: The New Age Outlaws

The Game’s Prediction: The Ascension

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Ascension

WWE Heavyweight Championship, Triple Threat Match:

  1. Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Sarge’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: this is a hard one, I’m going with Seth Rollins

Royal Rumble Match:

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. We will see you in February for Elimination Chamber. Busy couple of weeks ahead. Enjoy The Royal Rumble everyone. Cheers!