The Wyatt Family & Money In The Bank!

Well howdy there our amazing peeps. It doesn’t seem like a month has passed but it has. A short month. Is it just me or did June go super fast? I hope people are chillin’ and having a great summer. A few stories of children and pets being left in hot cars have already popped up, remember a hot car is 40-degrees hotter than outside so do not leave your pets and children in the car. Instead of a PSA, y’all came here for some ‘rasslin, so lets get to this before Zeb Colter shows up and starts spouting off some shit, that I’m starting to agree on. Lol!!

 

Hey everyone, how are you doing? I hope everyone is enjoying their summer. I have been busy with working and having fun. I went to a Jay’s game with my Dad and my neighbours. It was a lot of fun. The Jays ended up winning their 10^th game in a row at that time. Then the weekend after that I ended up going back to Toronto for another full day of fun. I ended up celebrating Pride with one of my friends. It was good times. It was also the first time I actually got to enjoy the long weekend for Canada Day. With my new job I don’t work on weekends or holidays. So it is really nice to take advantage of a long weekend when I get one! J Anyway that has been my life; let’s get back to talking about some professional wrestling.

Who thought the Bray Wyatt Family debut was freaking awesome?! Their videos up to their big debut this past Monday have been really entertaining. Everyone was curious as to how they were going to debut and they came out to attack Kane. They pretty much took him out and now Kane won’t be part of the MITB match. But I’m not sure if debuting the Wyatt Family as heels was a good idea. I think they should have stayed neutral. Maybe they will. But for now the WWE seems to want them to be heels. I guess we will find out soon enough.

This past week on RAW Vicki got canned as Supervisor GM. Now Brad Maddox is the new GM of RAW. I’m okay with that. I don’t mind him at all. I hope he can be good as a GM. I wonder how long it will take Vickie to come back on TV. It seems like her and Vince has some kind of storyline in the works. It could be interesting if they go with it. I also wonder if Stephanie and Triple H will be “telling” Brad how to be a good GM like they did with Vicki. I guess we shall see.

I have two chances to see two different live events close by to me. I could go to Hamilton or Toronto for RAW. I’m hoping I could at least go to one of them. Maybe Diva would like to go as well? Who knows for sure but it could be lots of fun! J

An update with Jake The Snake Roberts. He recently had a little set back and he had a couple of drinks. But now he is doing these 90 days of AA and he has been doing pretty well with it. He just tweeted recently saying that he is almost ready to return to the ring by the end of the month. This is probably a good step in a return to WWE Royal Rumble. I will try to keep you updated.

What does everyone think of Curtis Axel? I personally don’t think he is that great. He doesn’t really have a great personally like his Dad did. I guess it is pretty hard to compete with that. But maybe he will get better as he progresses.

I’m excited to see the return of RVD to WWE. I can’t believe it has been six years since he left. He did okay in TNA but I’m glad he is back with the WWE. I don’t know if he will get to where he was before he left but you never know. He is part of the MITB match for the WWE Championship. I don’t think he will end up winning it. I don’t really want him to win it. I would rather see someone else win it.

Okay that’s it for me this month! I hope everyone enjoys the PPV this Sunday! You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter! Have a nice day! 

F4W#191: Henry Retires…or does he? Brock Returns with a BANG!:

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BOOT CAMP

 

 

What’s up, whack-jobs?

 

So, it’s been about a month since the last Boot Camp…or Fatal 4-Way edition at all, but I am really short on stuff to talk about. I’m not kidding. There hasn’t been a whole lot going on lately that would make decent enough material for me to work with.

 

But, I will try.

 

I don’t even have a lot to talk about on the “home front” side of things. Still working my job. Things at home are still going well. Yadda yadda yadda….move along, people! Nothing to see here.

 

Funny part about this past month? The two biggest things to happen in WWE took place a few nights ago on RAW. First and foremost, there was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nQuETm4gYY

 

The debut of the Wyatt family. They finally showed up after weeks of vignettes that remind me of the movies I watch on NetFlix, and jumped Kane. Overall, I’d say the debut was successful, and I am looking forward to next week to see what will happen next with these guys. I guess that’s what WWE was shooting for. So….well played, WWE!

 

Second big thing to come about on last week’s RAW was the firing of Vickie Guerrero. Took them about five years too long to get to that point, but it was entertaining to watch her squirm as the McMahon’s and Triple H grilled the fuck out of her! Sadly, we are now left with Brad Maddox as the new General Manager. My pleas to get Brad Maddox off of my TV have fallen on deaf ears! Damn it!!

 

 

This whole month, from the time of our last blog, leads up to the Money In The Bank PPV this Sunday. I suppose anything I have to talk about would be related in some way to that, so let’s discuss a few things about that.

 

The hype of Rob Van Dam returning at Money In The Bank is practically a dead giveaway that he will win the briefcase in his match. If not, then I have no idea how they are planning on making RVD relevant for the long term. Having him hold the MITB briefcase will at least give him a credible reason to stick around for a while until he cashes in. Aside from that, I really can’t tell what the blue Hell WWE is going to do with him at this point. There really aren’t a lot of superstars that have his in-ring style. That may be why he is coming back. Who knows? I don’t. Guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens.

 

Mark Henry VS John Cena? Somebody shoot me! There is nothing that can keep me interested in this match. Cena sucks, Henry is boring. His little false retirement speech a couple weeks back was so predictable. Only the WWE Universe sheep on Twitter were blind and dumb enough to be fooled by that garbage. All it did for me was run about 5 minutes too long, and honestly insult my intelligence.

 

 

I find it odd and kind of funny (if not completely retarded) how Antonio Cesaro went from an anti-American elitist to one of Zeb Colter’s “We The People” goons. Does WWE think we are all idiots? It makes no sense at all. In fact, they do that a lot, and that is a big reason why so many storylines and characters end up failing so miserably. WWE mind-fucks its viewers so horribly with their nonsense that a lot of us just lose interest because it became too much work to try and actually like a certain character or storyline. They did it to Fandango because now he is a lot more painful to watch than he used to be. I’ll be honest. I used to look forward to when Fandango came out. Five or six pointless “dance contest” segments later, I was like “Fandang….who??” Totally lost interest!

 

 

Kudos to Chris Jericho for coining the name “Cryback”. I love it!! And I am pissed because I didn’t come up with it first.

 

Well done, sir!

 

 

Ya know, if I was Kaitlyn and somebody like AJ was fucking with me like she has lately, I’d run her over like a semi truck and pound her head into the floor until they needed a mop and a bucket of Silly Putty to get her imprint off the mat! Kaitlyn can take AJ any time she wants. She’s bigger and stronger. She could break AJ “BAW GAWD IN HALF”! I’m not saying Kaitlyn is fat. She is thick, but not in a gross way. She is built for power, and I totally get it. The fact that she could kill me in 2 seconds is actually kind of hot. I can respect that!

 

 

Another thing I can respect is that we have other peeps in the 4-Way who need some time, so I am going to get out of here and let them have their say. I’d be a real dick if I hogged all the spotlight. My last name isn’t Cena, so I know when to sit the fuck down and let someone else have a turn!

 

That said, troops….I’m outta here! Until next time, YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

 

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It’s summer time and there is probably so much more exciting things to do for most of you who enjoy the sun and heat. For me, I hate it. I don’t really want skin cancer and end up all deformed, and I hate to sweat, so sitting at my computer in air conditioning is my thing. Time to turn this mother up and for me to shut it and get to bidness…

 

First I have to respond to my buddy Sarge’s request… Next year his son, Kaden will turn 4, and I would love nothing better than to be there for that party. We’ll have to do some pretty good saving in my household, because I doubt I’ll make it without my boyfriend intow. I wouldn’t want to. Mat hasn’t been out of Ontario in his life and it would be a cool, but long, road trip (11-hours). So we will see if we can make that happen. I guess I should start saving now, eh? And nobody knows how to throw wrestling themed parties like I do!! After all, my friends do call me the Martha Stewart of wrestling parties, minus the orange jumpsuit. Diva don’t do orange! YUCK!

 

Lets talk for a minute about Antonio Cesaro. I complain a lot about him. I don’t even know what makes him so relevant or why he is such a target for my criticism. First it was the fact that he had short and curlies trailing down from his penal region down his thighs. I mentioned it a few times on Twitter, encouraging him to wax, shave, or something, and now it’s not an issue. HD can be dangerous folks! Now it’s his choice in ring attire. He might want to rethink the ladies stockings…

I mean it didn’t really work so well for Goldust. I know they aren’t really women’s stockings, but you have to admit, the placement of them, and the fact that his legs look a bit darker from the black bands down, makes me think they easily could be. DUDE, WEAR ACTUAL KNEE PADS!!

 

Lets talk about the Wyatt Family. For weeks now the WWE has shown all these creepy vignettes about this back woods family wearing sheep masks that go along with this relatively relaxing music. I seriously meant to touch down on it last month but was so discombobulated that I forgot. Anyways, these vignettes have seriously been some of the WWE’s best work since the Mr. Perfect ones back in the day. As many vignettes for many superstars over the past two decades since Mr. Perfect have aired, have 9 times out of 10 lead to complete and utter disappointment. This time the WWE scored! They scored fucking big time. Not only did the vignettes convey a lot of questions, and also instill a bit of the creeped-out feeling but when the Wyatt Family finally debuted this past Monday on RAW, their entrance was the creepiest thing next to The Undertaker’s. I honestly didn’t know what to expect from them but I was pleasantly surprised and for the first time in a super-ass long time, I had chills going up my spine. Now remember I’ve been a fan since I was like 4 years old. I sat through the Papa Shango, Undertaker, Waylon Mercy, Skinner, Kane, Mankind, you name it and never once…NOT ONCE, have I ever had chills sitting in front of the television (or my lap top in this case). I’ve seen, The Undertaker, Kane and Mankind’s entrances in person at events, and only The Undertaker’s has ever given me chills, but not from watching at home. These guys did the impossible. Ooh I have goose bumps just thinking about it. Don’t believe me, check it out….

 

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-wyatt-family-attacks-kane-raw-july-8-2013-26130052

 

 

Told ya so! I had been trying to keep up with the Wyatt family via NXT but with work and a boyfriend, it’s hard to sit down and watch NXT on Wednesday’s. I do keep an eye on the results and I check things out on tumblr and twitter and what-not. I knew that these guys were creepy and getting great reviews. As long as the WWE doesn’t mess this up (which they probably will, as The Shield is already getting fucked with), then these three creepazoids have a long future.

The only thing that might have hurt them, were the tools at ringside chanting “Husky Harris” at Bray Wyatt. No shit he was Husky Harris, but clearly he isn’t now and maybe creative finally found a way for him make a name for himself. Certainly Bray Wyatt’s debut and potential outweighs his brother, Bo Dallas (both Bray, whose real name is Windham, and Bo, real name Taylor, are sons of Mike Rotundo also known as IRS). Can’t give all the creepiness to Bray Wyatt, we can credit the 6ft 5inch 262pound Luke Harper (real name Jon Huber) and 6ft 8inc 318pound Erick Rowan (real name Joseph Rudd) and their creepy beards.

 

I’m guessing we can’t really call Daniel Bryan “Goat Face” anymore since these two make his look tame…

We can call it… BATTLE OF THE GOAT FACED!!!!

 

I’m guessing I should discuss Money In The Bank. I actually kind of want to get this pay-per-view, as I have always loved ladder matches like a monkey loves his/her banana. I, unfortunately have to work, so it’s not going to happen. But make no mistake, this Diva will be keeping track, after all, I need to makes sure my wade Wade WADE…you know it…gets that brief case. Yes I went there. So I guess I don’t need to discuss how I want the SmackDown MITB match for the World Heavyweight Championship to go. This match could basically go anyway as only one of the competitors have held the World Heavyweight Championship; Jack Swagger. This is a great chance to elevate someone new. Wade has put in a lot of time, doing public relations and traveling on behalf of the company, so I don’t see anyway that the WWE can overlook him. They were suppose to do a MITB match at WrestleMania 28 and have Wade Barrett go over, but his injury happened and that obviously didn’t happen. Damien Sandow, although has fantastic promo skills, lacks a certain polish in the ring. Cody Rhodes, lacks the promo skills but does try hard, has the polish in the ring, which is why Team Rhodes Scholars works so well. You know a break-up is imminent since they keep spouting off about how they will both stand tall and their friendship is unbreakable. YAWN!! I will be shocked if they don’t break-up by the end of the SmackDown MITB match. Jack Swagger has already held the title so I don’t want to see him win it. Plus with his recent troubles, I doubt he will. The higher-ups at the WWE don’t forget that stuff, and I’m guessing it’ll be a long time, if ever, we see Jack Swagger with the WHC. If he does win MITB, I will eat my socks! Antonio Cesaro seems to be getting a push with the help of the ever colourful Zeb Colter, but I don’t think it’s enough to elevate him past the mid-card level. After all, he wears womens stockings for cryin’ out loud! Fandango, well he’s basically already been made a joke of this match. Besides him, only Dean Ambrose can probably deliver a more aerial based ladder match that everyone loves so much. A lot of talent in this match, but none of them are ladder match quality. There is no equal balance of aerial stealth and brutal size. I think the WWE put great guys in this match, but I think they purposely stacked it with less “Go-Guys” than the Money In The Bank All-Stars match so that they look better going after the WWE Contract.

 

Speaking of the All-Stars that are in the second Money In The Bank match; there really isn’t as many high flyers involved. Daniel Bryan, CM Punk and Rob Van Dam, and occasionally Christian. I love Christian but he was always the least high-fly/high-risk taker of the original tag-team ladder matches that took place in the early 2000’s. I’m certainly not taking anything away from Captain Charisma, he is super talented, but will he be cautious in this match considering he is just returning from a year-long injury? Notice, only one catcher in this match? Kane. Kane being the biggest guy with Randy Orton and Sheamus close behind. Kane is going to have to do a lot a brunt work, which won’t be easy on his back. Yes I suspect Kane will be the one to carry the match without taking insane risks. Every Money In The Bank has an exceptionally large guy involved, who I like to refer to as “the catcher.” Clearly that’s not their official title, but that’s usually what they are in there for. Swagger and Barrett are the biggest guys in the SmackDown MITB match so I suspect they will be doing the catching there. Rob Van Dam returning worries me. It makes me wonder if he’s returning because the WWE promised him something big…WWE gold! Either way, he’ll be making insane moves. He’ll be high (and not just on the ladder) up on that ladder and do something incredibly risky. Even at his age, I don’t see much holding him back. This match is so stacked that I think most of the talent is very deserving, with the exception of Rob Van Dam. What is the point of him returning? There are so many other guys waiting in the wings, who are more talented and deserving of a shot at the top. It’s pretty hard to make new stars when you keep bringing in old talent and placing them right in the mix of the main event. RVD returning at Royal Rumble for a pop-spot, sure, fine whatevs. We don’t need him in the mix of this. RVD’s spot could have gone to Chris Jericho, or The Miz, or even Swagger. And someone like Justin Gabriel could have taken Swagger’s spot in the SmackDown MITB match to bring a bit more risk to it. Then again, his work might make the All-Stars look weak.

 

Jericho is ousted from the All-Stars match and is forced to take on Ryback. I have to admit, I find Jericho’s promos insanely accurate at how the WWE has been portraying Ryback since his heel turn against John Cena. Because I hate Ryback and find him pretentious and lacking any ring skill and has the immediate ability to put me into a coma whenever he opens his mouth, I could give a rats ass about this match. My only hope is that Jericho wins and code-breaks Ryback’s steroids right out his anus.

 

It always comes down to the sphincter, doesn’t it?

 

Perfect segway into John Cena vs. Mark Henry… One is an asshole and the other looks like a turd.

 

Lets talk about Mr. Perfect’s son, Curtis Axel. Now here is a prime example of someone who severely lacks the talent that runs in his bloodline and should be nowhere near a ring. An example of someone who is floating through a career based on his family’s wrestling lineage. Paul Heyman is with him for a mouth piece because he doesn’t have the verbal skills that his father, Curt Hennig possessed, but that can’t help him in the ring with the polish and skill needed to make it to main event. Then again, his father never made it passed the Intercontinental championship, so this could be as far as Axel goes. Worst. Third Generation-er. Ever!

 

Well I think I’ve taken up a lot of your time. My favourite part of RAW is featured as the Quote of the Month. I haven’t laughed that hard since Kane and Daniel Bryan tried to hug it out with Randy Orton. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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WWE

Money In The Bank

Pre-Show Match:

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns

PPV:

-Money In The Bank for the World Heavyweight Championship Contract:

Antonio Cesaro vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Fandango vs. Jack Swagger vs. Wade Barrett

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett (yes I’m hopeful)

The Game’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

Greg’s Prediction: Wade Barrett

-Intercontinental Championship: C)Curtis Axel vs. The Miz

Sarge’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

Greg’s Prediction: Curtis Axel

-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Alberto Del Rio vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio with help from AJ

-Diva’s Championship: C)AJ Lee vs. Kaitlyn

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Greg’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

-Money In The Bank All-Stars for the WWE Championship Contract:

Christian vs. CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: RVD

Diva’s Prediction: Christian (just because, I do NOT want RVD to have it)

The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Greg’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

–Chris Jericho vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Ryback

The Game’s Prediction: Ryback

Greg’s Prediction: Ryback

-WWE Championship: C)John Cena vs. Mark Henry

Sarge’s Prediction: Mark Henry

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (lesser of two evils)

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way. How many times have I wrote “this weeks Fatal 4-Way” since we went monthly? I almost did it just now but caught myself. Anyways, see you in a month for SummerSlam! Might have to have a mini-party, especially if my niece Kaitlyn is in town.

Instead of our usual Quote of the Month, I have picture gifs of the month;

-The SmackDown MITB superstars; July 8, 2013 edition of RAW

(you may have to go to our blog on Word Press to see them in action)