Survivor Series Predictions & More
Hey peeps, it’s another week here at the Fatal 4-Way. Can you believe that the American Thanksgiving is already here? Well not today but in a few days, which means Christmas isn’t that far away. I may have to bang my head on something sharp now. I’m so glad I reminded myself about that. Why did I? I will allow anyone of you first crack at kicking my ass for mention the “C” word. Sarge, how about taking it away?
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
How goes it, goobers??
There really isn’t a lot to talk about wrestling-wise right now. Nothing that comes to mind. I’ve got a few things on my radar, but that’s all for another time. Right now, please humor me as I go off the grid, break character for a while, and let things get “real” for a change!
Hey, all kidding aside, I hope everyone has been hanging in there as well as possible lately. You know yours truly has been. Surviving, at best. What more could be expected? Ever since retirement, I have been looking for another job with mixed results. Sent my resume to countless websites and companies, went to a few interviews, and I finally got picked up for one of those jobs! In fact, I started it back on Tuesday, and I’ve got to tell ya…..all the time I was away from work, I never missed anything. It still sucks my will to live and every hour feels like 3. They don’t pay me enough to sit there and do what I’ve been doing all day, let alone sit in shitty traffic in both directions. The mornings aren’t all that bad, but the drive home EVERY fucking night this week had me sitting in a line of cars backed up for 6 miles. That’s half my commute. It takes me almost an hour to go 13 miles! Fucking lame and kills my gas mileage. I’m going to have to spend half of my pay every week just to fill up my tank to drive back and forth to that place.
Still, this job is better than having no job at all. The little money I bring home will continue to keep food in my family’s stomachs and clothes on their backs….but not much else. Honestly, that’s all I care about. Even when the money sucks and we can only get by on the bare minimum, it could always be worse, I guess. That’s what people when they live under the impression that life still holds a glimmer of hope for them. I am confident that things will get better over time. If not where we are now, then maybe somewhere else. I don’t want to go into specifics, but things will eventually change for me and the family. One thing at a time. Each day as it comes. That’s what we do and how we live.
I’ve been told that this kind of “low point” tends to happen to people who retire from the military. It’s all part of the adjustment to civilian life, people tell me. It’s no secret the economy in this country sucks hairy goat balls. The job market isn’t much better. It took me 4 months to get back to work again. I did everything I could to get my ass back to work and start making money for my wife and kids again. Yeah, for me, too….but they come first! Now, I am back working again, but it’s not for the money I would like to be making. So, even with a job and a paycheck, I still feel like I’m not doing enough for the ones I love. I want them to have better than this. I want it for all of us, and this piddly $13/hour grind isn’t going to cut it by a long shot!
I guess the one shining light in all this is the way my wife still has my back, even with the crap turn our lives have taken as of late. She has been a rock through all of it. She never backed down. Never lost faith in me. She has been supportive beyond measure and always says and does things to help keep my chin up. My kids also do wonders for my morale. They always manage to make me smile and laugh no matter how bad my state of mind might be. It’s been more than two years since my son, Kaden was born, and I still just sit there looking at and admiring this wonderful little boy, wondering how someone like me could have possibly created such an amazing child. He’s so smart, sweet and hilarious. My daughter turns 1-year old next month on the 21st (when the world is supposed to end!). Hard to believe it’s already been a year. She has developed in leaps and bounds. Already walking, starting to talk a little bit and just making my wife and I sit back and smile with everything she does. It’s my family and friends who keep me centered in these trying times, and I am forever grateful to everyone for showing that they care. Even those of you who follow me on Facebook have had your say. As you might have seen from some of my recent posts, I have been having a considerable amount of difficulty staying positive. My friends and family stepped forward to reply to my posts with offerings of support and words of encouragement. I take that kind of thing to heart, and when I say you ALL have a special place in my heart…you know who you are!
Seriously, can you blame me? You’ve read (I hope) what I have to deal with these days. It sucks to live each day feeling like I am a failure to the ones I love. Could you really live like that? How would you manage if your quality of life suddenly took a nose dive into the fucking toilet? Before I retired, we made too much money to qualify for WIC, or even food stamps. Now….we’re getting all that shit! I’m not thumbing my nose at it. I know it’s necessary. I guess it’s sort of a “pride” thing. We never needed help before, but now, it practically seems like we couldn’t get by without it.
Anyway, it’s time I shut the fuck up and crawl back under my rock. Hope I haven’t bummed anyone out. I know this isn’t my usual schtick, but I figured it was time I switched gears for one week, and showed you all that your “friendly neighborhood Sarge” is human after all. I promise things will get better, troops. I know they will. So, whether you’re one of those people who wait all week just to see what The Sarge is going to do next….or one of those who simply starts scrolling at my banner and doesn’t give two shits about me or anything I have to say…..I sit down every week and do this “Boot Camp” thing for our readers, and I will NOT stop until God Himself tells me it’s time to hang it up! The Fatal 4-Way is 6 years strong and showing no signs of letting up….and it’s an honor to be a part of it all. It’s an honor to contribute as a member of this team…and it’s a honor to put this thing together for all of you!
Okay, I’m done now. Stepping down off of my damn soap box. Carry on, troops! You’re DISMISSED!!
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F4W#162: UFC 154, Fake Heart Attacks, Shane Carwin and More:
Wow, I take one week off and it turns out that it worked in my favour. The WWE has already given me enough stuff to talk about. Including a lot that has photographic evidence. Some, anyways. So Imma going to shut it and get to bidness.
I’m guess y’all are wondering what my thoughts are on the fake heart attack angle that Paul Heyman did in the ring on Monday night are. It’s a tough thing to talk about. I mean yeah sure it was in bad taste but then again, nothing the WWE shocks me. I’m not saying I was expecting it so soon but I was indeed expecting it to happen sooner than later. The way I see it, Jerry “The King” Lawler was probably behind the idea to help CM Punk and Paul Heyman get over as heels. Not that they weren’t doing it on their own but the more fuel to the fire of hatered the better, am I right? It’s not the first time Jerry Lawler’s personal life had become a part of the story line. Hell, it’s not the first time for some wrestlers. The way I see it, he would have had to express permission for the WWE to show the footage that was taken backstage the night in Montreal when he had his heart attack. One that was very real. Lawler is a professional, and one whose death almost took place on international television (again, sadly, that wouldn’t have been a first), I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the idea of Heyman faking a heart attack was his own. Lawler allowed his own son, Brian Christopher to come out on television and flat out say that he was a lousy father, and Michael Cole sat there and mocked Lawler’s recently dead mother. These things, would have had to been concented to. So before anyone starts bitching at the poor taste the WWE excersised, then think about this. It isn’t the first time. It won’t be the last time. Plus everyone has been bitching about the PG content as of late and have been begging for the Attitude Era to come back. With Linda McMahon losing the Senatorial race in Conneticut, chances of her running again are slim. The WWE might just be tip toeing back into a more edgier zone. From here on out, anything that is done in more taste or pushes the enevelope, we really shouldn’t bitch or complain about. Hell, we here at the Fatal 4-Way are far from PG. I’m surprised my Breast Cancer rant from a few weeks back didn’t get me in hot water. Even if it did, would I care? No.
I think people need to lighten up. It’s not like the WWE doing something tasteless is out of the ordinary.
Watching RAW this week and as bored as I was, it left me free to explore perfect photographic opportunities. So shall we?
1) I’m convince more than ever that Dolph Ziggler stuffs his wrestling trunks. I’m pretty sure if I was a dude, I would be concerned about my bobo getting hurt and less concerned about making people know whether or not I was stacked. If you are trying to point out your Point, then clearly you don’t have one. Ziggler stuffs.
2) William Regal took a hard hit on Monday, and it wasn’t from Ziggler’s junk either. No what he was hit with was definately bigger and more realistic. Big Show’s fist. Wow that still didn’t sound right. It was actually more Big Show’s hand as you can clearly see the outline on Regal’s chest from where Big Show slapped him. Still sounds wrong…
3)I think Sarge’s article about the fat guy in his parents basement challenging CM Punk got out. Either that or Punk has more than one fat virgin male fan out there. Here I thought they were usually John Cena fans? But I must ask this before I forget, but Camping anyone?
Hey, I didn’t know the WWEshop.com made Superstar tents!
4)My friend and I have discussed at length, haha another Ziggler Penis joke, Ziggler’s sexuality. My friend is gay, and he agrees that Dolph Ziggler is gay. Maybe I need to bring to the table Antonio Cesaro’s sexuality as he was carrying around a purse on RAW. As my friend would say, no straight guy carries one of those.
In one retrospect, he’s hiding his junk behind his “murse” so therefore Antonio Cesaro must be packing quite the rod. Ew! I’ve seen how hairy his upper thigh area is, so even if he is packng a decent pecker, I’m sure it still looks like a robin’s egg poking out of an eagle’s nest.
5)Brad Maddox got his nice, tight, tush handed to him on Monday night RAW by Ryback. To say I was a bit disappointed was an understatement. I was having flash backs to when the 1-2-3 Kid beat Razor Ramone. Yes I saw that happen the first time. Yes I’m that old. Anyways, the flashbacks continued. The more I watched Maddox enter the arena, the more I realized, he was stealing from entrances.
How many entrances from wrestlers from the past did he steal? A bit of Jericho mixed with Razor Ramone mixed with Breg Hart, and a touch of Wade Barrett at the end. That GIF was just one of many over on Tumblr. That made me laugh, but not as hard as I did when the ambulance was backed into the arena. I was totally expecting some of the other referee’s to get out and lean up against it with their arms crossed over their chests. You know kind of like when you have that one nerdy kid who really wants to play baseball but can’t bat worth shit, so the pitcher calls the entire outfield to come closer. Great show of faith in Maddox. I would have loved to see him squeek out an upset win over Ryback, but that didn’t happen. I know it’s not realistic when a guy like Maddox fights a steroid machine like Ryback but then again the WWE never caters to the realisim or else the Diva’s who could actually wrestle would be on TV instead of the ones who can’t but are on TV all the damn time. So I wasn’t surprised when Maddox lost and lost hard. Doesn’t he kind of remind you of a young Matt Hardy?
6) Daniel Bryan:
GOAT FACE!
The End! lol!!!
So now that my picture fun is over with.
Cody Rhodes suffered an injury during the taping of Wednesday’s show Main Event. During his match against Kane, he suffered a concussion and a strained shoulder. With more tests planned for this week on Rhodes, his Survivor Series participation is in question. He and his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, are a part of Team Ziggler against Team Foley. It’ll be interesting to see whether or not Rhodes will be able to take part.
I think that’s all I’ve got for this week. So I didn’t yap your heads off, but I would have thought that was a good thing? Lol!! Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends, you know who you are. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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WWE
Survivor Series
-United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth
Sarge’s Prediction: R-Truth
Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Greg’s Prediction: R-Truth
-Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Elimination Match (possible match):
Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. Epico & Primo vs. The Prime Time
Players
Sarge’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
Diva’s Prediction: Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (I’m being hopeful)
The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Greg’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Eve vs. Kaitlyn
Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
The Game’s Prediction: Eve! If they give Kaitlyn anymore tv time i quit!!
Greg’s Prediction: Eve
-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Big Show vs. Sheamus
Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus
Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (unfortunately)
The Game’s Prediction: Big Show
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus then Dolph Ziggler cashes in his MITB
-10-Man Traditonal Survivor Series Elimination Match:
Team Foley: vs: Team Ziggler
Randy Orton Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston Wade Barrett
Kane Alberto Del Rio
Daniel Bryan Cody Rhodes (?)
The Miz Damien Sandow
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Ziggler
Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio
The Game’s Prediction: Team Ziggler
Greg’s Prediction:Team Foley with Randy Orton & The Miz being sole survivors
-WWE Championship; Triple Threat Match:C) CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
That’s it for this week. See y’all next week. We have a busy month ahead of us in December. I’m not sure if we are going to be taking a weekend off like we usually do. I need to discuss that with my team. I think we all deserve a little break, don’t we? To all our American friends, that includes Sarge and his amazing family… HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!! And remember there’s a lot to give thanks to.
“I hit hard!!”-Ryback On RAW November 12, 2012
“Thanks for stating the obvious…to yourself you douche-fart.”
-Me in response to Ryback on RAW November 12, 2012
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