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Royal Rumble Predictions, A Run-In & TONS more!!!
So much to get to this week, three of us are here & ready to kick it old school, plus our Royal Rumble Predictions and a Run-In!! The first one of the year!! It’s time to get Stratusfied….
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
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Wuz poppin’, playas!!
Greetings, and welcome back to Tyler Perry’s “Sarge’s Boot Camp”.
Psych!! Screw that, y’all. The Sarge isn’t going to sell out to anyone, especially some self-important monkey’s ass who has to slap his name all over everything he does. Seriously! I bet he has his toilet bowl engraved with something like “Tyler Perry’s Big Brown Deuce”.
Sorry, I just find that annoying. And you just got your first poop joke in right off the bat! That’s how I roll. I’m a professional, bitches. Don’t try this at home!
I’m keeping this one short and to the point because we’ve got a full house this week and everyone deserves their fair share of time. Just gonna say my piece and shut the fuck up, ‘cuz I’m cool like that.
So, let’s do what Diva says and “get to bizness”!!
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So, who else thinks WWE is planning to bury Natalya? She hasn’t been having much success lately, and she’s been getting jumped a lot….made to look weak. Worst slap in the face came this week on SmackDown when Nattie lost in a matter of seconds to Aksana, of all people.
What ever happened to the Divas of Doom? Natalya and Beth Phoenix had the ultimate team going on, and gave their floundering division a much-needed kick in the pants. Now, Natalya is getting attacked every week and losing matches to a human door stop.
The only positive thing to come out of Nattie taking the victim role lately is that Tamina has been given the chance to shine. I am actually getting to like her now, and I am confident that she could fit right in with Beth and Natalya in the competency department. She is LEGIT!!
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I know this was done completely on purpose by the Post cereal company, but I had to laugh my ass of when I saw this.
I promise this is NOT a doctored photo….
Somewhere, The Rock is having a good chuckle about now.
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Something occurred to me the other night when I was watching Impact Wrestling. Where the Hell is Mr. Anderson? I doubt I can get any responses from my fellow bloggers here because from what I can tell, I am the only one of us who actually watches Impact every week. Anderson seems to have just disappeared without warning. Not sure if I may have missed something at one point.
If he did up and leave the company, I blame Hogan and Bitch-Off. I swear those two fuck-bags would screw up a wet dream!
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I was surprised to see Tara (of all people) become the new #1 Contender for the TNA Knockouts title. Not the usual ones you see in the hunt lately like Mickie James, Velvet Sky, Winter or even Madison Rayne. Tara won the Triple Threat match to be named the #1 Contender. I found this strange since Tara had been doing fuck-all since losing the Knockout Tag team title and playing lesbo games with Brooke Tessmacher. That last bit not only pissed me off, but it got me a little jealous, too. That Brooke is one tasty piece of ass, if I may be so bold.
Look, I don’t care if you’re offended. I’m a pig. This is what I do. Suck it up! This isn’t the 50’s anymore, Beev! Grow up, get your head out of your ass, and join the rest of us in the 21st century!
Okay, I’m done now.
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By the way, that pic also exhibits something our resident Diva pointed out a long time ago about why female models are often made to pose with their armpits showing. She did a whole work-up on this featuring several WWE Diva photos to prove her point. Quite soundly, I must say. It was a long time ago, but I still remember that piece.
Who says men never pay attention? Shenanigans, I say!
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Alright, I want to give my opinion on something that happened last week on RAW. Jericho finally spoke up and said something about “the world as we know it will end at the Royal Rumble”. Okay! Sounds good. But what does it all mean, Basil? **Austin Powers reference right there!** Is Jericho changing his entrance theme to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by REM? As epic as that may be, I highly doubt it. What has crossed my mind about this, and what it might mean has more to do with CM Punk.
I know this is all just my imagination running on overdrive, but think about it. Jericho returns and is entered into the Royal Rumble match. If he wins, he can challenge CM Punk for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania. CM Punk calls himself “The Best Wrestler In The World”. So, what if Jericho challenges that and beats Punk at Mania? CM Punk is now no longer the “Best In The World”.
Or, I could be completely talking with my cabeza up my culo. We’ll see what happens in the coming weeks and months as WrestleMania draws closer.
I doubt John Laurinaitis will have much impact on Punk’s career after this Monday night. If Triple H does the right thing, he’ll “future endeavor” Big Johnny on the spot. I hope he even hits a Pedigree on the guy. Laurinaitis will probably take the move with all the showmanship of a dead fish, much like the GTS on last week’s RAW.
Wow. Would ya look at that? Maybe he was so freaked out, he tried to play dead like a frightened opossum. I’m sorry, but you’d think someone who was the blink of an eye away from finding out what CM Punk’s knee pad smells like would be a bit more animated. This dude is so deadpan, you almost want to have the EMTs check him for a pulse.
Sorry, but that’s all they could do for the guy. Sadly, all tests for a personality came back negative.
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If any of you are Star Wars fans, have you noticed the similarities between Kane and Emperor Palpatine? He’s trying to turn Cena over to the dark side….to embrace his inner hatred…..yadda yadda Yoda. You see where I’m going with this?
The question being, which Skywalker is Cena more like? Is he a “Luke” or an “Anakin”? Why does this matter?? Think about it. The Emperor tried to turn Luke, but failed. However, when Palpatine seduced Anakin Skywalker….the little bitch fell for it hook, line and sinker! But, look what happened to him.
Imagine what may come if Kane actually succeeds….
DARTH CENA!!
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Okay, guys. I’m cutting this off here. Enough nonsense for one week, I think. Time to stuff a sock in it for now….and I’m not talking about the front of my pants! It’s like a low-carb Thanksgiving down there, people. NO STUFFING REQUIRED!
Aww, Jeez! There I go again. I seriously need to get out of here before I get arrested or something. Good GAWD!
Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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“Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the questions.”
What’s happening all you Fatal 4 Way faithful THE BOSS IS BACK (piper quote I’m not really the boss hee hee)….I know some if not a lot of you may not remember me, mainly because I’ve only done one Run In (and 2 year end best/worst). So I’ll just cut this intro short CUZ I’M YOUR REALITY CHECK……I’ve got a lotta stuff to talk about from the past 3 weeks. But first I Just gotta get this outta the way before I go any further. WTF is with the “new” debut of Brodus Clay aka Funkasaurus aka Funky Kong aka King Hippo. (Jan 9 2012) Don’t believe me about those names? Let’s let the pictures speak for themselves. Thanks Sarge for being on my side that he looks like King Hippo from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
OR Funky Kong
Anywaaaaays either way his debut two weeks ago on raw as the Funkasaurus was well….LAME!!!!
NUFF SAID!!! When he was on NXT (which I never watched) and had Del Douchebag as his mentor he was bad ass and after months of talking about his BIG DEBUT and this is what they think of REALLY??? All I can say is it won’t be long before this already endangered species becomes extinct. Also Air Boom tried to win back their tag titles after losing them at a house show to Primo and Epico only to lose again all because of Evan Bourne failed a Wellness test for a second time. So let me get this straight if u smoke weed in the WWE you only get fined but smoke a synthetic weed and your suspended WTF?…(from the sounds of it Evan Bourne’s days in the WWE are numbered) Anyways enough of that crap lets move on to last weeks RAW where we saw Mick Foley come out and say that he wants to be in the ROYAL RUMBLE….now, out of all the “OLDER” wrestlers and LEGENDS that will do their Rumble payday ( btw have yet to be known) I think Mick Foley is a step up from last years (if he was in better shape) “surprise” entries of Big Waste of air time Kevin Nash and the 5 time has been Booker T. I very much doubt that this will lead to anything even though the Mickster made it clear that he wasn’t going to the rumble to participate but to win it. I guess we’ll have to see about that. One thing struck me as kind of odd was that Jack Swagger was allowed to keep the US title after learning that Zack Ryder wasn’t medically cleared to wrestle. Correct me if I’m wrong BUT the First time Daniel Bryan cashed in his MITB case successfully against Mark Henry he had the title taken away because Mark Henry wasn’t medically cleared to wrestle either. SO my question is WTF WWE is up with your inconsistencies in that department? At the end of Raw John Laurinaitis “John Laryngitis” “Johnny Ace” “Interim Raw General Manager” “Executive Vice President of Talent Relations” Blah Blah Blah what ever the fuck you wanna call him, got a verbal beat down by CM Punk and then by Mick Foley, where Laurinaitis proceeded to rant about not being respected and ended up hitting Foley with the mic. I tweeted right afterwards saying “ @WWERawGM @realMickFoley oh great now why do I have a feeling we’re gonna see Johnny Ace vs Mick Foley at the Royal Rumble or even WrestleMania?” To which Diva replied “@MikeMoeller1980 @WWERawGM @realMickFoley Shut Up Mike! Don’t give the WWE any more STUPID ideas, Funkasaurus is bad enough!!!!!” There’s also speculation that Randy Orton is supposed to return at the Rumble, the question is in what capacity will he be in it, or will he come back and screw Wade Barrett from winning the Rumble. Having Orton win the Rumble simply because its in St. Louis is pointless, he is already a top guy and doesn’t need a push and if you’re going to give a top guy a push make it Jericho so he can go after CM Punk. We all know every year at the Rumble they have at least five WWE Legends enter the Rumble simply for nostalgia purposes with Mick Foley most likely being one of them this year (side note after this weeks Raw Jan 23 2012, John Laurinaitis put Foley into the Rumble), here are the other four I would like to see. (1) Bret Hart why you ask? Well its obvious with his limited mobility he doesn’t need to wrestle the way he used to just put on a hell of a good fight (2) Bob Backlund why? Because he’s a crazy SOB (3) Brock Lesnar, seeing that he just recently retired from MMA it would most likely be that he will sign with the WWE and compete in the Rumble providing that his UFC contract doesn’t have a no compete clause (4) The Rock… now I know what you’re thinking the Rock and Cena are competing at WrestleMania but it would be good to see him in the Rumble and eliminates Cena after Kane comes down and causes Cena to accidentally eliminate his Long Island buddy Zack Ryder (woo woo woo you know it) thus helping the Kane Cena storyline along by having Cena Embrace the HATE and have Kane and Cena compete at Elimination Chamber which by then Cena will have turned Heel for Mania.(side note after watching Raw this week Jan 23 2012, it looks like Zack Ryder wont be at the Rumble thanks to Kane’s chokeslam through the stage platform) And finally (5) Psycho Sid wouldn’t it be great to have two nut jobs in the Rumble, besides if they’re gonna have Nash in last year why not Sid. I could also see guys like RVD and DDP showing up for the Rumble. With RVD taking the same “BUMP” at the last TNA PPV to end his contract the way he did in the WWE. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him show up for the Rumble. DDP is under contract with the WWE and I find that in past years we have seen the same old “LEGENDS” appear at the Rumble so why not DDP. Moving on the WWE has started announcing the 2012 inductees into the HOF. I was surprised when Edge was the first one announced considering he JUST retired and although I’m not trying to say he doesn’t deserve it I think it’s too soon. The second inductee(s) announced was the Four Horsemen (thankfully the version without Benoit or Mongo McMichaels) but strangely Ric Flair gets inducted again. I highly doubt that TNA has given permission for Flair to be at the HOF ceremony which means there could be a lawsuit…Oh well. There are many past wrestlers who should be in the HOF but have yet to be put in. Randy Savage: Despite everything, Savage deserves to be inducted based on his contributions to wrestling. Owen Hart: even though he has never won the WWE championship, his credentials before his death should be enough to get him in. Other wrestlers that I think should go in are, Jake the snake, Bam Bam Bigelow, Ultimate Warrior, The Rock, Mick Foley, Dynamite Kid, and Ted DiBiase. That’s just to name a few, but I won’t get into each reason why I think they need to go in. Chris Jericho continues to remain silent after three weeks of being back. I’m surprised that the WWE is keeping this gimmick going this long, have it go too long and the fans won’t give a flying fuck about Jericho’s character (just like the real fans don’t care about the Funkasaurus) but for now I find it fun to watch. I’ll talk more on Jericho later. Last week on SmackDown we had Sin City SmackDown in Las Vegas where we sadly had to see the Funkasaurus do a dance off with Vickie Guerrero, where she ends up doing the Elaine Benes dance from Seinfeld. After Funkasaurus was announced the winner, Vickie kept saying she’s better and punishes the crowd by dancing again. Then William Regal comes out and says “How dare you people boo this buxom wench” I nearly pissed myself when he said that. And then HE starts dancing which sadly to say was better than both Funkasaurus and Vickie and gets squashed by Funkasaurus. In a segment in the back Drew McIntyre is begging for his job and Teddy Long fires him…until Santino tells Teddy to give Drew one more chance so they spin the wheel and they are in a blindfold match. *groan* they get to the ring and blind fold the both of them AND Santino’s snake sock puppet REALLY????…I get that the WWE is PG but this is ridiculous. Of course Drew loses after a joke of a match. I am not talking much about TNA in this article except to say that I am a glutton for punishment. We all know that there is no conclusion to their PPVs and apparently to their shows as of late and yet I keep watching. It’s like watching Funkasaurus, we know we shouldn’t watch but we just can’t help it. This week on Raw, (Jan 23 2012), there are a few things that don’t make sense, and a few things I loved. I don’t know why they continue to crap all over Zack Ryder other than trying to get Cena to turn heel and embrace the hate but WTF was up with Cena’s face, it looked like he was constipated, not pissed off(c’mon Cena squeeze that turd out.) Jericho hosted his first Highlight Reel since coming back, and for the fourth week continued to be silent…for most of the segment. Again he was getting the crowed going while in the ring, he then runs to the back to get the t-shirt cannon and mocks like he was going to shoot a shirt into the crowd. He then shows a video montage of his WWE career, he kept miming “be quiet” by placing a finger over his mouth…..and then it happened…HE SPOKE briefly and said “This Sunday at the Royal Rumble it’s going to be the end of the world as you know it.” My guess is he winning the Rumble and facing Punk at Mania. Once again CM Punk delivers on the mic on RAW. There is really nothing he can do wrong once he has a mic in his hand…he even mocks his own mistakes. At the end of Raw when John Laurinaitis was supposed to fight Punk he comes to the ring to read a fax. It said in short that, the board of directors are concerned about his questionable judgment exhibited during the day to day operations on Raw. And that he is going to be under review by the COO HHH next week on RAW to see if he’ll keep his job (please fire him).Then on SmackDown, not much to report other than Santino forming a tag team with Yoshi Tatsu calling themselves SANTOSHI *Facepalm* and they get beat by the tag team champs, and of course there is Randy Orton’s return. Wade Barrett came to the ring and talked about Randy Orton returning. Orton made his return to a huge ovation from the crowd & attacked Barrett. Officials came down to break the fight up but couldn’t. Some of the wrestlers come down and break things up while Barrett runs off. Orton hits RKO’s on everyone who came to help. Finally I’m going to talk about WrestleMania We already know the Main event is going to be Rock vs Cena but I’ve been thinking about a couple other events should be at Mania. I can certainly see Jericho vs Cm Punk for the title or maybe even without the title, and other than this past week were Jericho spoke briefly I believe he’ll stay silent till Mania. Bear with me on this, remember the HER part of the leading up to Jericho’s return? Well here’s the twist “she” is Stephanie McMahon and will be his mouth piece after the Rumble. She tells everyone that Jericho is back to take out Punk (who if you all remember humiliated her verbally in the past) The feud would be about Stephanie and Jericho out for revenge on Punk who claims he’s “the best in the world” to which we would have Stephanie stating that Punk stole Jericho’s gimmick.(As we all know Jericho claimed he was “the best in the world at what he does” the last time he was in the WWE) would help Jericho win the Rumble and help him win title at Mania against Punk. I would love to see Stone Cold Steve Austin come back and have one more match at Mania but with who and would either last match (Takers or Austin’s) overshadow the other? The Last Match I want to talk about is “Who will face the Undertaker?” There have been rumours that HHH and Shawn Michaels will face Taker in a triple threat match (gawd I hope not) There are people wishing it was Sting (not me though) it might even be Brock Lesnar, but personally I would like it to be Brock Lesnar because Taker needs a BIG guy to face in his final Mania and I think with the right planning it could actually be a great match (but hey that’s just my opinion) We’ve seen Kane vs Taker Twice WM 14 & 20, HHH vs Taker Twice WM 17&27 and HBK vs Taker Twice WM 25 & 26 we need something new and I don’t see anyone else on the roster that can create such a great match against Taker that hasn’t already faced him at Mania, so sadly HHH will face Taker a third time what a waste for Takers last Mania match way to go WWE!!!!
“This has been the Piper’s Pit, and you ain’t seen nothing yet!”
I went fairly easy last week considering the end to my week just before putting out the edition. I must be going soft in my old age. I have had a stressful week, but we are back and this is my 2nd favourite pay-per-view weekend… The Royal Rumble! Since the last two weeks I skimped out on my thoughts about what was happening (which might not have been such a bad thing, eh?), I have some catching up to do. Don’t worry, (“Without You”-Lea Michele from Glee) I’ll try not to take up much of your time this week. Oh and if you haven’t noticed, it’s a music blog this week. It’s time for me to shut it, and get to bidness…
My niece Kaitlynn had some questions this week for me on behalf of one of her friends, regarding what happened to Zack Ryder this past Monday on RAW. All I can say is, this…It wasn’t real. What the WWE did, was an amazing job, in my opinion, of rebuilding Kane into the monster that he originally was when he arrived in the WWE (the second time, not the first time when he was the demented dentist, Dr. Yankem). He was billed as this massive monster who had no concept of human feelings. Even before the mask came off originally, he was a bit soft at times, (“Beautiful Boy”-John Lennon) showing caring tendencies for others. It’s great to see that they are going back to what made Kane work in the first place. He’s a strong worker, has a great character (when done correctly) and has potential to take this Monster story-line a long ways. Zack Ryder helped push Kane to be that evil monster. The Eve/Zack Ryder/John Cena/Kane storyline is moving along pretty good. To make Kane a legitimate threat again, they had to show that he was indeed that evil monster, before any fans could buy into what he’s trying to sell (“Porn Star Dancing”-My Darkest Days), and it was by tossing Eve and Ryder into the mix that helped that elevation the bit further. Eve adds a bit more dramatic flare to Ryder. Making him more of a sympathetic character because he just won his first major singles title, and found love at the same time. Then he loses his title, his chance at getting it back and the injury angle that in turns adds more drama to John Cena who feels the need to find redemption by fighting Kane even more so. Now going into this match tomorrow at the Royal Rumble with Kane, there’s emotion behind it. A “real” reason to want to take on the Big Red Monster. A touch of reality of one friend defending the honour of his fallen friend. (“End of Days”-Wade Barrett’s Entrance Theme) It’s a match that I don’t mind buying into. Now for Kaitlynn and her friend… lets pick apart what happened on Monday’s RAW; 1)You don’t wrap a rib injury underneath the rib cage. 2)He took each bump that Kane initiated perfectly. 3)The fall through the stage was probably a one-foot drop at most, not enough to break his back for real. Here’s how I look at it. I’m going to compare it to Randy Orton’s back injury. Before “falling” down the stairs during his match with Wade Barrett, Orton had been suffering from discomfort in his lower back due to a herniated disc. He took a month off, and now he’s back (no pun intended) and working matches. Basically the WWE are taking Zack Ryder off television for a while to help sell this storyline, he’ll be back. The WWE just needed to help fuel the emotional level, and used Ryder to do so because the fans are so behind him. I love that my niece will ask me questions (“Howlin’ For You”-The Black Keys) because that shows her intelligence and her willing to learn how the business of professional wrestling works. I may not always understand why the business does certain things but I do get it most of the time. As a fan, you sometimes lose your own logic as to why they do crappy angles and stuff, but generally it’s there. I was still very green when it came to understanding and picking out what was real and wasn’t when I was thirteen, just like she is. But wasn’t that when it was fun? To believe that it was real? To believe that those men and (most) women in the ring were real live super heroes? I kind of miss that innocence.
I have come to the realization that David Otunga is John Laurinaitis’ “Butt Monkey.” (“Dragula”-Rob Zombie). No word of a lie. It just seems that if Otunga isn’t already in the scene he just magically appears from BEHIND Laurinaitis. Laurinaitis has monkies flying out of his butt.
(“Songbird”-Naya Rivera from Glee) What the hell was this sorry of an excuse of a match on SmackDown… Aksana vs. Natalya? With AKSANA getting the win in what has to be deemed a SQUASH match? We speak of “LOGIC” earlier, well where the fuck is the logic in this? Really? Aksana is even MORE useless than a Bella Twat! And there are two of them! I would have rather seen Natalya SQUASH Aksana and take her frustrations out on the hooter-ific Lithuanian, and THEN have Tamina come down to the rescue. I’m not really sure how having Aksana beat Natalya and THEN have Natalya attack Aksana after the match is over then having Tamina run down for the save. Someone help me here! To me, I wouldn’t even have allowed the bell to ring that started the match. Natalya should have attacked Aksana (“Break on Through To The Other Side”-The Doors) before the match started. I’m so frustrated by how the WWE is booking Natalya. VERY Frustrated.
A possible candidate for “OMG Moment of 2012” would be the stupid question Josh Matthews (who I love, btw) asked John Cena after Zack Ryder was taken out by ambulance on RAW, “you must feel just awful about this.” It just struck me as super funny because Cena isn’t a good seether and then he knocked the microphone out of Matthews’ hand like a baby (“My Funny Valentine”-Ella Fitzgerald). So yeah it’s probably a candidate for that category. I have to admit as simple as that little scene was, I laughed out loud. Simple is good! Lol!!
I have to admit, I’m a huge fan of Jericho (“Got To Get You Into My Life”-The Beatles) right now. I love it when he cuts a massive promo, but I’m enjoying this monk-like thing he’s got going on. For the first time since his arrival on January 2nd, he has uttered his first 18-words. “This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it’s gonna be the end of the World as you know it.” (“Rumor Has It/Someone Like You”- Amber Riley & Naya Rivera from GLEE) What he said, just totally confused me when it comes to choosing my Royal Rumble predictions. I thought I had my predictions figured out but now I have to re-evaluate what I’m going to do. Eighteen words in three weeks. And it’s working. It has everyone waiting to see what he is going to do or say next. And now we are waiting to find out what he means by those eighteen-fucking-words! Lol!! He’s hooked us completely. The Highlight Reel from RAW was so well done. I loved him shh-ing the fans in attendance, (“S’Wonderful”-Ella Fitzgerald) it just made that segment that much more valuable. I originally had it in my head that it was just way too soon for him to do the Highlight Reel. I was wrong. What will happen Sunday at the Royal Rumble? These ominous messages have me very curious. These types of things I expect from the likes of Kane or The Undertaker, but definitely not Jericho. Either way, this mysterious side of Jericho is megerly froot.
I love, Love, LOVE William Regal on commentary. And I’m sorry but him excepting “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay’s dance invitation LAST week on SmackDown was also really funny. Regal is such an amazing performer and worker because he makes it all look so easy. He legitimately looked like he was having so much fun dancing. It was almost, dare I say…cute! I know, y’all are thinking I just have a thing for British dudes, well I kinda do… that sexy accent of theirs, but that’s not it. I won’t be checking out Regal’s package any time soon. (“Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin’ Jack Flash”-Kevin McHale from Glee) Speaking of which I have another picture of Barrett’s massive Barrage. It’s starting to make me wonder a bit. Oh I’m suppose to be talking about William Regal. Brodus apparently did like the fact that Regal was clearly out dancing him so he heaved his hefty body in the air to deliver a cross body to Regal. Then laughed about it and yelled “Somebody better call his mama!” How bloody insulting is that? What a dolt! It’s shitty enough that Brodus Clay’s dumbass character of the “Funkasaurus” even exists but still. This week on RAW we had Brodus dressed as Sue Sylvester from Glee taking on Heath Slater who shares a resemblance to Andy Travis played by Gary Sandy from WKRP (“Here, There and Everywhere”-The Beatles). Regal was on hand delivering commentary and doing a mighty fine job doing so. I’m smelling a Funkasaurus/Britishsaurus feud happening soon. I’m not sure I’m looking forward to it or not. Can’t we just have Jericho pee in Regal’s tea again? That was so much more entertaining.
Super Funny!!!
(“The War is Over”-Kelly Clarkson) Last week on SmackDown was probably the first time I ever highly anticipated a Cody Rhodes match. I don’t give the kid enough credit because he isn’t bad in the ring. Maybe it’s because I’m not a huge fan of the Rhodes’ family. Growing up, I could never understand Dusty Rhodes, and well Dustin as Goldust just creeped me out after his Backlot brawl against “Rowdy” Roddy Piper at WrestleMania that one year. Maybe it’s because I’m a fan of Justin Gabriel. I’m hoping that we get to see more of Gabriel. He’s an amazing performer and has a lot of potential. Anyways, I think the WWE may have found a suitable feud for both men. Their first match, although fueled by Gabriel jumping to defend Hornswoggle, was a damn solid match. Both guys worked really well, and both looked amazing in the ring. Gabriel made Rhodes look good and vice-versa. I was impressed and was happy to hear that there was going to be a re-match on this weeks SmackDown. However, it wasn’t booked to my particular liking. My belief is that, you do a series of three matches… each man wins (“Jar of Hearts”-Lea Michele from Glee) one match, then it goes to the third match, or a rubber match to see who really is better. Rhodes won last week, and in my eyes, Gabriel should have won this week, but it was Rhodes again. I feel like the WWE always wants to put the kibosh on some great potential mid-card feuds that could make a star out of one or both workers. Between Justin Gabriel’s 450-splash and Cody Rhodes’ CrossRhodes finishers, Rhodes’ is easier to hit than Gabriel’s. Justin’s takes more time to set-up where there is virtually no set-up time on Cody’s. (“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face”-Lea Michele, Naya Rivera, Amber Riley & Jenna Ushkowitz from Glee) Cody Rhodes needs someone he can work with in order to elevate him further up the ladder, and Justin Gabriel needs someone he can work with so that the right people take notice. They essentially need each other.
In the February edition of WWE magazine “Wade Barrett” took over the “One Word Interview” (pg. 24) and basically it was pictures of different superstars and “his” writing over their faces with one word. Over Tyson Kidd’s face, he wrote “underrated”. I’m in total agreement with this assessment. I said it two weeks ago (“Standing In Front of You”-Kelly Clarkson) in my blog about mid-card superstars. It’s hard when you take a liking to someone, and you see their potential and want to see them succeed, while they are getting held down. It’s frustrating. I would love to see Kidd get a push. If I was in control, I would never have broken up the Hart Dynasty. I wouldn’t have fired Harry Smith (aka DH Smith). This tag team had a great opportunity to rebuild the flailing tag team division, and it was taken away from them. Air Boom had the same opportunity, but we all know how that is going to turn out. Am I the only one who is sick and tired of the make shift tag teams? Epico & Primo (“I’m The Greatest Star”-Chris Colfer from Glee), or the Miz and R-Truth, The Miz and Big Show, Big Show and Chris Jericho. Make some tag teams and stick them to the tag division for the long haul. Epico and Primo have the potential there, I just don’t like Rosa. She’s annoying and I want to stick a pen in her jugular, oh dear, I think that should have been in last weeks Skirt Sheet! Ma’ bad! I’m pretty sure I went off topic, I just can’t figure out if it was at the beginning of this paragraph or somewhere in the middle. Lol!! It’s been a long week.
(“Hot For Teacher”-Mark Salling from Glee) Speaking of Evan Bourne, I don’t expect him back. He’s on a 60 day suspension for failing his second drug test in less than two months. Plus with all the backstage politics against him, it’s very unlikely he’ll be returning. This sucks, but then again, he could always return one day when WWE buys TNA. I will really miss Evan Bourne. Poo-farts this sucks!
Barrage Pic of the week! Lol!!
Royal Rumble talk now… Going to keep this brief because my predictions will be at the end of this weeks blog. I had a hard time choosing a winner for the Royal Rumble. So I decided that we can each choose two. I have so many ideas who could easily win this; Wade Barrett is who I WANT to see win it, Randy Orton is returning, he could easily win it, The Miz who is stuck at number 1 has the potential to be pushed again (“Candles”-Chris Colfer & Darren Criss from Glee), Chris Jericho and his ominous declaration. And now with the entries of whom ever doesn’t win their Championship matches, that’s a whole new ball game. Ziggler, Show, Henry, Bryan, and Punk could all be in the Rumble too. So then Punk could win the Rumble if he happens to lose the WWE Championship to Ziggler. What I’m getting at, is the WWE is about “Dexter” me because my head is going to either explode or spin right off my neck. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
OK that’s better (“When I Get You Alone”-Darren Criss from Glee), I guess I needed to let that scream out. Sorry people in the guest suit around the corner from my security desk. Hehe! My iTunes isn’t doing a good shuffle job, lol. Oh well. What are you going to do about it? Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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WWE
Royal Rumble
-World Heavyweight Championship; Triple Threat-Steel Cage Match:
C)Daniel Bryan vs. The Big Show vs. Mark Henry
Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
Diva’s Prediction: The Big Show
The Game’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan
Greg’s Prediction: Mark Henry
–John Cena vs. Kane
Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: Kane
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena
Greg’s Prediction: John Cena
-WWE Championship (Special Guest Referee John Laurinaitis; Both Vickie Guerrero & Jack Swagger are banned from ringside): C)CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
-Royal Rumble (Because the odds are so high, we each will be doing 2 predictions each):
Sarge’s Prediction #1: Chris Jericho
Sarge’s Prediction #2: Brock Lesnar (because I obviously I have no fucking clue!)
Diva’s Prediction #1: Wade Barrett (I Hope)
Diva’s Prediction #2: Chris Jericho
The Game’s Prediction #1: Chris Jericho
The Game’s Prediction #2: Randy Orton
Greg’s Prediction #1: Chris Jericho
Greg’s Prediction #2: The Miz
Yes it was a big one this week! I guess we all had quite a bit to say but hey, that’s how we roll. Happy Rumbling Folks!!!
“You can’t change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand. Positive energy wins.”
-Natalya via Twitter @NatbyNature
A New Addition to our team officially makes his debut as one of us!!!
Haha!! That’s right bitches!!! Greg is permanent here in the Fatal 4-Way!!! He’s a great addition to our little pose and we are back, hitting it with all new crap for you to guzzle down!! Enjoy because 2012 is the year of the 4-Way!!!!
It REALLY does Begin…NOW!!!
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Yo yo yo! What’s poppin’, Bro? Get your ass out of slo-mo. It’s time to GO GO GOOOOO!!!! Y’all are my troopers, as if you didn’t know. The New Year’s upon us, time to make it my….HO!
Okay, I’m done. Seriously.
Before I get to the thing EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY’S talking about….I’ve got some other junk to get off my chest first. Hornswoggle! Un-freakin’ believable! I know WWE is all PG and shit, but letting Horny out of his cage for even 5 minutes is 5 minutes too many. What they’re doing with him is so retarded, it’s an insult to retards, not to mention all of us who are NOT! WWE only thinks we are, and that’s part of their damn problem. This isn’t good old “Slim Jim’s and beer” wrestling. This is “graham crackers and Kool-Aid” wrestling. It’s not even “wrestling”. It’s just horrible. Every time I hear that fruity Irish jig playing on my TV, my IQ drops 30 points. Even my son doesn’t buy into this Hornswoggle shit. He leaves the room and plays with his blocks when Hornswoggle comes out. Guess I’m raising him right after all.
They had him beat Sheamus in a Battle Royal around Christmas time, but that was only to push along the storyline of him getting a wish granted from Santa Claus. We are all STILL regretting that little lapse in creative judgment. Now, they had him pull Heath Slater over the top rope to show that he may very well win the Royal Rumble. Really?? Really?? I’m begging you, WWE! PPLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE give me a contract!! I will punt that little turd so hard, he’ll wake up in another solar system!
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I’m sorry, but I just can’t see Daniel Bryan as the World Heavyweight Champion. He’s a great competitor. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think he “looks” like a World Champion. There’s something about him that doesn’t jive with me.
But, that’s just me. Believe what you want. We are all entitled to our opinions. I am. You are. The crazy cat lady down the street. The guy who drives by your house every morning in the white van with no windows. Everybody. So, don’t fucking judge me!
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Still have to laugh about Hunico. He should have kept his mask on so none of us would know who he is. Unfortunately for him, that’s not the case, and now….he’s doing THIS!
Nope! That doesn’t look gay at all.
Here’s comes Hunico and Camacho down the ramp on their pimped-out Hunicycle! So, Huni was pissed at Ted DiBiase because he wasn’t invited to DiBiase’s party. Really? This is the reason for a feud? That’s more pointless than when Chris Jericho spilled hot coffee on Kane. Hunico asked DiBiase why he couldn’t “party with his posse”. Again, I laughed. Anyone who rides “bitch” on a fucking bicycle has no business getting in anyone’s face about anything. Just another illegal looking for a handout, from how it looks to me.
If WWE doesn’t work out for him, he could always take his Hunicycle and try other jobs. Maybe become a hair dresser and shave off people’s Huni-brows. or take up farming and grow a field of Huni-corn. I bet people would come from miles around to see that shit! But, once they found out it was just stupid regular corn, half the country would be rallying to deport the poor fucker.
Or, he could just deport himself and save us all a bunch of red tape.
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Okay, what’s the deal with Kane. He tricks Cena by coming up out of the ring and trying to kidnap Zack Ryder. Was Kane’s glove supposed to have chloroform on it, or what? He subdued Ryder simply by putting his gloved hand over his face for a few seconds. I don’t get it. At first, I thought maybe Kane had borrowed the Mandible Claw from Mankind, but a mix of Kane and Mankind would make him Abyss, and that’s a whole ‘nother show, people!
Great! Now that I put “chloroform” in one of my articles, if something happens to one of my kids, everyone’s going to think I tried to copy Casey Anthony. If they did, they’d be even more wrong than the jury that let Anthony off the hook. I still smell a rat…and it smells like chloroform. Hopefully, everything will turn out great for me and my family, and you all won’t get that chloroform-y feeling as you suffer through another boring year-long snooze-fest of a trial. Better watch myself, though. If Nancy Grace needs something to boost her ratings, she might come snooping through my trash someday and have the FBI come and look on my computer for suspicious Google searches. I wonder if my case would hold up if all they found were links to Asian ass porn and video game walk-throughs.
Alright, I have really reached a low point this week. I am taking Kane straight from Katie Vick to Casey Anthony. What the Hell is wrong with me??
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I have to ask. What the blue crap was that with Jericho on RAW?? Does he think he can just show up, not say a word except YAAAYYYY a few times, and that’s good enough? Dude….I’m still scratching my head. Is this the 2012 version of a Rick Roll? Did we all just get Jeri-Trolled?? What the fuck was that? All he managed to do was prove all the geekboys out there right and show us that the possible spoiler pic shown across the Interwebs of him at the Nashville airport earlier that day were all…..100% correct. I couldn’t believe some of the shit I was seeing as the time drew closer. People were buzzing about everybody from Undertaker (with a year-old pic somebody dug up and posted) to the freshly retired Brock Lesnar.
Nope! Just Jericho…in all his human slot machine-looking glory! His snazzy duds were like a cross between Liberace and the DeLorean from “Back To The Future”. Just don’t tell me where he was hiding his flux capacitor!
Please…….don’t!
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I want to thank Diva for helping to celebrate the arrival of my darling little girl last week. You can see why I had my hands full last week, but Deevz was gracious enough to post pics and everything. My hat is off to you, young lady!
Wait…I’m not wearing a hat. What the…..???
Anyway, I thought I’d do the “Daddy” thing and post up a pic of my great little girl, AnnaLynne Klaire.
She’s the little doll on the right!
You’re welcome. 😉
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Well, there ya have it. Y2J breaks the walls down…and I cross all kinds of lines! It’s what we do, people.
I’m going to cut this one off here. I’ll be back next time, so don’t think you can get rid of me that easily. If the Internet Police haven’t hauled me away for doing “God knows what”, then I’ll be here waiting for your sorry carcasses!
Don’t be late.
Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Hope everyone enjoyed their New Years. At The Skirt Sheet, I kept things a little short (haha), and ended up laying low. Oh well, dem’s da breaks! New year, new beginning, and hopefully new legs by the end of the year. I’m kicking ass at my Trish Stratus Yoga DVD, and have made a solid work out plan for the month of yoga mixed with cardio. In February I’ll change it up a bit and do more yoga and then in March I’ll do more Cardio. I totally recommend Trish’s yoga DVD. If I remember I’ll post her website shop address near the end.
First off, Sarge, BRAVO on your Boot Camp last weekend. Although, we don’t farm olives up here in Canada but for the Mexi-cools part 2, they are welcome to just walk over our boarder crossing, since we let any Jinder, Epico, or Khali in if you know what I mean, and they can yank on some cucumbers.
“It Begins” wasn’t The Undertaker. Now I never said it was going to be, but I was guessing. Jericho did try extremely hard to swerve everyone. The WWE didn’t really work all that hard to conceal it when he flew into a very busy airport that afternoon in Nashville. Good job! Jericho himself was busy posting pictures of him all over Europe on his Twitter account (@IAmJericho). At least he was working at swerving people, the WWE seemed to have given up. For those of you don’t get what Jericho was doing, then either you’re novice or not as intelligent as you THINK you are. The only thing I’m truly unclear about is, the promo’s with the two children. I’m wondering the part about “when she tells me to…” who this “she” is? Stephanie McMahon? Trish Stratus? Lita? If Trish & Lita came back as the “She” who told him to come back, then awesome. Lol!! Then again, I have a tendency to over think things. He had that crowd in the palm of his hands. At first they seemed a bit confused yet happy to see back Y2J, and the more he played up how happy he was to be back, the more they fed off of him. He showed that he had the power over them to command their admirations without opening his mouth. What I took from it was the fact that it made people take notice and wonder what Jericho was doing there if he wasn’t going to speak. The other two previous returns he did with epic build up ended with him cutting a stellar promo. But instead of Jericho doing that this time, he played a methodical mind game with everyone in that arena and at home. As he left the stage, you could see that gleam of a cocky man, on his way to a slow heel turn, where he is going to be at his most evil (if the WWE does this right). The fans were still left in awe, yet were booing him by the end of the segment. Just what Jericho wants. Only time will tell to be honest. But in all sincerity, this sign says it all…
FROOT!!!!! Damn tootin! Lol!!! Don’t ask!!!
As a woman, I follow the women in both WWE and TNA Impact wrestling quite closely (when I can, in regards to the Knockouts). Now I don’t always agree with what they are doing and all, but Can we PLEASE stop the Camel Toes?
One camel toe is enough, but TWIN CAMEL TOES? Really?
Camel toes aside (lmao), the WWE diva’s really need to step it up. TNA’s Knockouts were featured on IMPACT in the Main Event on December 29th, and Gail Kim and Mickie James brought the house down in what could have been Match of The Year, if we wait long enough to do the end of the year best/worst shit. Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Tamina need more matches (and NOT together). What they need is to have REAL competition. Not inflatable dolls with the I.Q less than rubber. TNA Knockouts aren’t lacking on the skank factor, lets be honest here, but the thing is, I’m not taking notice of that, because those chicks can actually wrestle a match. So noticing that their boobs are up to their chin, or their nether lips are hanging from their denim shorts, is a moot point. I have never noticed that because what I see are women who can kick ass in the ring, and make each other look like strong competitors. What knockouts lack in in-ring skills, they make up for in verbal and mic skills. Take Madison Rayne for example, she sucks in the ring (mind you she’s still better than some of the WWE Diva’s) but she is excellent on the mic and has maintained the character and has done an exceptional job at building herself up. Compared to TNA’s Knockouts, the WWE Diva’s have just basically been divided into Babyface Divas and Heel Divas, the WWE’s creative team have totally ignored the fact that their Diva’s need character. Once that don’t dry hump the air (Eve and Kelly Kelly). Maybe, just maybe more fans would get behind them if we saw more well rounded characters come out from Alicia Fox, or Tamina, or all of them. It wouldn’t kill them to all take acting classes, and learn out to talk into the mic. There only ever were a handful of diva’s prior to this who actually could talk on stick. Sable, Sunny, Ivory, and Trish. If any of you remember the first time Trish Stratus took the microphone, she looked like a deer caught in the headlights, but eventually she grew more comfortable taking the reigns with her character. Vickie Guerrero only has her character and she’s it the only WWE Diva who is just that. She has character. She has a persona that she plays off of out there, and since she’s become this cougar with the loud, “EXCUSE ME,” she’s made herself very valuable to the women in the company. She stands out, and it isn’t just because of her “Guerrero” last name. Beth Phoenix is a close second with the microphone in her hand, but even still, she’s a long way from reaching the top where Guerrero is. The WWE need to spend some time on their diva’s. Because if they can make one who is excellent on the stick, but sucky in the ring, we might actually be able to get behind them. Look at Cena. Can’t wrestle but the bum-hole can talk. Madison Rayne, can’t wrestle, but she can talk and act out her character. I will also say this, at least Madison Rayne knows how to run the ropes, Kelly Kelly doesn’t know how to do that. It worked for Michelle McCool too. As much as I hate that over-stretched anus, the bitch could run her mouth. She made me hate her more than I ever thought imaginable. She had to talk enough for two. Layla couldn’t wrestle or talk, yet she made Layla stand out. TNA have something special with their knockout’s that the WWE doesn’t have with their Diva’s.
Moving forth… wait?
Anyone remember Saved By The Bell? Apparently Dustin Diamond isn’t the only Save By The Beller who wants to be involved in wrestling. Dennis Haskins, who played naive principal Mr. Belding, wants in. Apparently Haskins was put in touch with United States Champion, Zack Ryder via The Miz, and started appearing on Ryder’s YouTube show. He recently spoke to the Miami Herald and said the following;
“I wouldn’t want to do anything to disrespect Mr. Belding. I have scenarios that I think would work. I turned 61 this year. It’s not like I’m going to be coming off the top rope. If J.R. [Jim Ross] is in the ring, I think Mr. Belding can get in the ring. Wouldn’t that be something having Mr. Belding versus Michael Cole? I better go to the gym. Zack could also set up The Max backstage with Zack hanging out with his buddies, and Mr. Belding coming out to support him as friend and ally. If I got to do anything with him, it would be a great thing. I do know he did this on his own, and it’s his moment in the sun. I want to support him. It’s all about Zack Ryder.”
To that I say…Hell To The NO!!!
The Rock is rumoured to be returning to WWE television in the upcoming weeks. He is currently filming a movie in New Orleans called Snitch. He has a movie opening up February 10th called Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. In the upcoming weeks, I suspect we will need to see more of The Rock than before seeing as there is only 12weeks until WrestleMania 28. Twelve weeks to build up their main even that they set up a year prior. I’m sorry but with so much time, The Rock is going to have to learn to juggle!
Another possible return to the WWE ring is Rob Van Damn. Word on the dirt sheet circuit is that he might be returning. Same rumour applies to Batista, who apparently found out the hard way, that just because he’s big and cut, doesn’t mean he’s talented and can actually fight. His MMA career fizzled out before it really even began. Speaking of MMA, there is another strong rumour that Brock Lesnar wants back in the WWE after announcing his retirement at the last UFC event. I’m sure our Game has that in his YouTube vids.
Randy Orton tweeted recently about the problem in his back. Said that it’s between his L4 and L5, that he herniated a disc. That was causing him problems in his left leg. It seems like it will be better news, and with all Wade Barrett hyping up the Royal Rumble, and everything going down, I suspect Orton will cost him the Rumble in some manner.
Now maybe it’s just me, or my keen sense of alertion (is that a word? Fuck it, it is now), but I couldn’t help but spot just how happy Wade Barrett was after squashing Santino Marella this past Monday on RAW…
I am TOTALLY hopping on that Barrage! Boner Barrage is AWESOME! (Yes I notice where the referee is pointing to, and I need to thank him because his hand is what drew my attention to the happy in Barrett’s manties).
My niece Kaitlynn wanted me to discuss the bitter divorce going on between The Awesome Truth. Back in November, just after Survivor Series, we saw The Miz attack R-Truth, then brag about it since. Now that R-Truth is back from his drug violation, it seems that Truth is one-upping his former tag team partner. And as much of a non-fan of R-Truth’s that I am, I have to say, this past week was damn entertaining. Quack! Quack! Only R-Truth could get away with that. But let me say this… Truth’s duck, has nothing on my baby cow! (If you know me, then you know my baby cow noise). I was never a major fan of Awesome Truth to begin with, as I fully believe that it brought The Miz back down to mid-card level. Which it totally did. However, it brought R-Truth up a notch. Having Truth as a heel made him more worthy of my attention than the annoying ass-hat who would rap his way through the throngs of fans on each show. For starters the dude can’t rap. Second of all, it’s annoying and the only way it would have been entertaining is if someone tripped him, like The Game and I always said we would do if we ever got the opportunity. Having R-Truth as a heel just seemed to work and made him less annoying because heels are suppose to be annoying. With Truth being back to being a face, I’m not sure how entertaining he will remain. Lets just say, we will be a-ok with R-Truth if he doesn’t start his “WHATS UP” rap again!
Next week I want to focus on the mid-card talent. Guys who should be pushed but never will. Some around the WWE locker-room refer to themselves as the Mid-Card Mafia. I’m going to look further into this and be next week with more.
I love being the proprietor of all these shits and giggles (camel toes and boners, oh my), but it’s time to shimmy on out here and hang with my home-boy, Greg. Since we’ll be watching the movie “The Help” later today (read the book first. I will warn you now, I couldn’t put the book down. Yes it’s mostly for chicks, but it wouldn’t kill you boys to edu-ma-cate yourselves a bit on the civil rights movement for integration of two different races). Because in life, there are winners, and there are losers…Be Jealous and Be Sexy (how come this ending phrase just doesn’t seem right in this spot after discussing the Civil Rights movement?- *Shrugs).
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Brock Lesnar Retires, More from UFC 141:
It Begins…Chris Jericho Returns:
Remembering Chris Kanyon:
Rumble Pics, UFC on Fox, and More with Special Guest– Greg!:
Hello everyone!! I would like to announce I’m taking over as one of the four writers at the Fatal 4 Way Blog. I want to thank Diva, The Game, and Sarge for letting me come aboard! If you don’t know by now let me introduce myself. My name is Greg. I have been part of Fatal 4 Way Blog for about two years now. I have only done run-ins during that time. I’m looking forward to doing a lot more for this blog in 2012 and beyond! I hope you’re ready for some fun stuff coming your way! I will try my best to make sure I entertain you as much as possible and also talk about the wacky world of professional wrestling!
First off before I get into this blog for this week I want to ask you the reader do you like the title of my blog? Currently it is called Have A Nice Day. I figured I needed something wrestling related and I wanted it to be catchy. So yeah, that is it for now (Unless anyone else has some ideas for me)? You can reach me at @blitz101 on twitter, or via e-mail glane2@cogeco.ca
This week I wanted to try something different. I want to give you my Top Ten List for Things I Want to See Happen in Pro Wrestling in 2012. Wow what a big title! LOL so let’s start this list already!
10) I want to see a better Diva division in WWE. It’s time for WWE to bring back the division to its glory days when Trish, Lita, Mickie etc were there. We need new Divas who can wrestle and we also need the Divas who can wrestle, wrestle! Let them shine!
9) I want a WWE PPV in Toronto. It has been way too long since WWE has had a PPV in Canada. If we can’t get WrestleMania 29 at least give us SummerSlam or Survivor Series.
8) I want The Undertaker to win his 20th match at WrestleMania 28 and call it quits. He’s a legend. I want to see him retire on top. His body can’t take much anymore. Nobody wants to see him end up in a wheelchair. He will if he keeps on competing.
7) I really hope Randy “Macho Man” Savage and Miss Elizabeth will be inducted together into the WWE Hall of Fame this year. They both deserve it. It is their time. I wish Randy was inducted earlier when he was alive. It is time now Vince to do it.
6) It’s time for Ted Dibease to finally get the push he deserves. WWE has wasted him so much in the last two years. Ted is a great wrestler and I would love to see him get an IC Title run this year.
5) I want to see a good Triple H movie! LOL I’m tired of his crappy movies! He’s the boss’s Son-In-Law he should be doing better WWE Films! I think Diva and I should write a script for WWE films just for Triple H. What do you think Diva?
4) Bryan Daniel vs CM Punk feud! Who would love to see that? I know I would. I hope it happens in 2012. If Punk does end up going to Smackdown I hope Bryan stays so the two of them can wrestle each other.
3) The Rock beats John Cena at WrestleMania 28. Then The Rock stays with WWE for a while and gives us a match with Chris Jericho at SummerSlam.
2) Michael Cole leaves RAW and Jim Ross comes back to the broadcast Booth.
1) Zack Ryder vs John Cena at SummerSlam for the WWE Championship. I believe this could be a great match if it was built right. They both are over and Zack deserves a match like this.
So that is it for this week. I hope you enjoy my first blog of 2012! Again thanks for reading the Fatal 4 Way! Have a nice day!!
TNA
Genesis
-TNA X-Division 4-Corners Match:C)Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Jesse Sorensen vs. Zema Ion
Sarge’s Prediction: Jesse Sorensen
Diva’s Prediction: Austin Aries
The Game’s Prediction:Austin Aries
Greg’s Prediction: Austin Aries
–Rob Van Damn vs. Gunner
Sarge’s Prediction: Gunner
Diva’s Prediction: Gunner
The Game’s Prediction: RVD
Greg’s Prediction: Gunner
–D’Angelo Dinero vs. Devon Dudley
Sarge’s Prediction: D’Angelo Dinero (The Pope)
Diva’s Prediction: Devon Dudley
The Game’s Prediction:Devon Dudley
Greg’s Prediction:D’Angelo Dinero
-TNA Knockout’s Championship:C)Gail Kim vs. Mickie James
Sarge’s Prediction:Mickie James
Diva’s Prediction:Mickie James
The Game’s Prediction:Mickie James
Greg’s Prediction:Gail Kim
–Kurt Angle vs. James Storm
Sarge’s Prediction: James Storm
Diva’s Prediction: James Storm
The Game’s Prediction: Kurt Angle
Greg’s Prediction:Kurt Angle
-Monsters Ball Match (stipulation if Abyss loses he joins Immortal): Abyss vs. Bully Ray
Sarge’s Prediction:Bully Ray
Diva’s Prediction:Abyss
The Game’s Prediction: Bully Ray
Greg’s Prediction:Bully Ray
-TNA Heavyweight Championship:C)Bobby Roode vs. Jeff Hardy
Sarge’s Prediction: Bobby Roode
Diva’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy
The Game’s Prediction: Bobby Roode
Greg’s Prediction: Bobby Roode
That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way! An awesome start to year full of surprises. Lets hope this year is a great one. Let there be less tragedy in our lives, both outside of the ring and inside the brotherhood that is the wrestling world. See you next week!!
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