Summer Slam Fiasco, and TNA possible Finished??

How’s everyone’s summer going? Ready for Summer Slam? I’m passing on it. Find out why in The Skirt Sheet. Needless to say, I’m less than impressed with the way the card has been presented.

Happy Birthday Hulk/Paul Heyman DVD Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1-Kpm6TgyQ&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

BREAKING NEWS: Jon Jones OUT of 178 postpones fight til 182: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuSwePnonFE&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w

Doesn’t seem like yesterday that we were sitting down here at our computers, writing/reading this blog? A month sure does go by fast, these days. A lot can happen in three weeks, which in the wrestling world means nothing. Same feuds, same promos, and same old bull shit. With that, I will shut it and get to bidness…

I’m not even sure where to start. Maybe with Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose. Last month at the Battleground pay-per-view, the two of them were suppose to have a match. What happened was, the two ended up fighting throughout the night in random places. All of which were “unsanctioned”. Their official match never took place. At first I was a bit cheesed at the WWE for this cock-tease but then I was actually glad they did it like that. It made for the emotions and the anticipation of this match all that more exciting. We still got to see them fight each other, but this time we got the parking lot brawl too. It was reminiscent of the attitude era. They had so much potential in this feud that they dropped the ball last week on SmackDown. Before we get to that, we must go back nearly two weeks. Picture this…RAW somewhere in Texas. A beat the clock challenge is issued between Ambrose and Rollins by The Authority, where the winner choses their match stipulation for Summer Slam. Dean Ambrose goes out there and fights Alberto Del Rio, winning the match in 15 minutes and 42 seconds. Later on, it was suppose to be Seth Rollins vs. Rob Van Damn, but we all know how the Authority wants their guys to have it super easy. At the last minute RVD is replaced by Heath Slater. The match looks like its going to be won in fast time by Rollins, until Ambrose shows up ands starts messing with Rollin’s brief case. This distractions, costs Rollins the match and is pinned by Heath Slater. So now, Dean Ambrose gets to chose the stipulation and he will announce it on SmackDown. This is where WWE really fucked up. This is a 5-star caliber match they’re dealing with. Both superstars can haul-ass in the ring. One would think that they would have Ambrose demand that the Money In The Bank brief case be put up. That makes the most sense, doesn’t it? Nope instead they have Ambrose announce that he wants a Lumberjack match at Summer Slam. Whaaaaaaa?! Lumberjack matches are for RAW and SmackDown, not a pay-per-view. Nobody is going to pay for a lumberjack match. I was willing to pay to see Ambrose vs. Rollins for the MITB brief case, not for a lumberjack match. I’m highly disappointed in the WWE at this stupid stipulations. I’m happy for guys like Tyson Kidd, who will get a PPP pay-check, but still.

Shitty booking!!

Since I mentioned Alberto Del Rio in that last paragraph, I guess it’s as good as time as any to say….

I need a new one that says “Oops sorry Page cannot be Requested” (More on that later). Alberto Del Rio was fired for slapping a WWE employee. Apparently this employee made a racial remark about having Del Rio clear the tables in catering, and it got back to Del Rio who reacted by confronting the employee and then slapping him. Del Rio was let go by the WWE, and rumour has it, later on in the week the employee was also let go for making a racial remark. I’m not a huge fan of Del Rio’s to begin with but any racial slurs, remarks or the like need to be dealt with. There are some employees that doesn’t apply to *cough* Michael Hayes *cough*.

TNA is currently looking for a new place to air TNA Impact, as SPIKE decided against renewing TNA’s contract. This is a huge blow to the little company. So far, I haven’t heard if there was any other networks interested in broadcasting TNA. We’ll need to keep an eye on this.

Sticking with TNA, I saw something on Facebook that Owner, Dixie Carter broke her back after being put through a table by Bully Ray (aka Bubba Ray Dudley). I’m guessing this is a work, however there are a lot of people out there who are believing this mess. I’m sticking with that it’s a work.

Wrestling is in such a state right now. I’m getting tired of watching it. There’s so much of it on. I tried to keep up with TNA, but TNA is so bad that I want to kill myself five minutes into it. Oh is that too soon?

I have some comments regarding this weeks RAW; Lol, oh this should be good. This weeks RAW was pretty much a giant waste of time. I’m already sick of the constant badgering of the whole $9.99 shit. For starters, their stupid network doesn’t cost $9.99 everywhere. Only in the States. In Canada, it’s $11.99. And if anyone noticed they say “The Best of WWE NETWORK” available now in 117 (or whatever it is) countries. What in THEE blue hell does “Best of…” mean? Does that mean we have limited content? Old content? Anything new that they may or may not release on the network is going to be delayed up here? For $11.99, they can suck on a donkey’s taint.

Damn! Hulk Hogan’s guest list is old! I’m just shocked that Scott Hall could walk to the ring and actually speak without falling over. The dude was upright. That’s twice in public appearances where Hall remained upright; at the WWE Hall Of Fame, and on this weeks RAW. Dude still doesn’t look that great.

Man, did Paul Orndorff shrink! The little old man in a giant velour robe, could not have been Mr. Wonderful. It was like a shriveled prune in a watermelon. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman, even made an appearance, and the more and more I think about it, the more I really hope that my child doesn’t come out looking like Brock Lesnar. If he/she does, I may have to allow them to wear CROCS on their feet just so people don’t see how ugly my child is. If you know anything about me at all, it’s that I feel putting CROCS on your child is actually child abuse. Those shoes, are fucking ugly as sin. CROCS and UGS. Who names these? Seriously?!

Seriously? Even Hogan’s cake has $9.99 on it. I’m so glad I didn’t see this or else I would have turned it right off.

If you didn’t see the whole “Daniel Bryan is cheating on Brie and Stephanie has the proof” bullshit coming from the start of RAW when it was announced that Stephanie had a “confession” then maybe you should stop sniffing glue. I saw that coming from a mile away. I didn’t actually account for that the alleged woman would make me want to bark furiously at my television and throw sandwiches at the unhealthy bag of bones.

The moment Brie came out to confront, the “other woman”, Megan Miller,–WOOF! WOOF! WO-WOOF! WOOOOOOOFF!!!!– we knew that she was going to end up getting arrested before the nights end. The WWE actually had a decent storyline going between Stephanie and Brie Bella. They have totally jumped the shark. Last week was pushing it with the very unnecessary contract signing crap. They could have left it alone without that, but compared to this week, last week was great. This week…Shark jumping. Appropriate that it’s Shark Week over on Discovery (which they need to stop airing mockumentaries and showboating pieces, but they need to air more true educating documentaries on these amazing animals instead of hyping up their myths, which are totally unfounded).

I don’t care what’s going on, whether you are allowing Paige to be a distraction for AJ or not, you DO NOT ALLOW someone of EVA MARIE’s caliber to ever pin someone of AJ Lee’s caliber! Have her go over via disqualification or count-out, but AJ should never have been pinned by Eva Marie. Just who exactly is Eva Marie going down on backstage to be allowed that privilege? AJ could have faced any other diva, with the exception of Rosa Mendes, and gone over with a pin. Eva Marie, is the queen of giving oral to get pins. I say oral instead of blow jobs, because a part of me thinks that Stephanie McMahon could be getting, I’m not going to finish this sentence as I can see all the male readers getting giant smiles across their faces at that possible image. What? Where did you think I was going to go with that last bit? Y’all are a bunch of pervs!

Did I already mention how stupid it is for Dean Ambrose to ask for a Lumberjack instead of the Money In the Bank brief case? Oh I did? Well, it’s still really fucking stupid. That hasn’t changed.

NXT is once again putting on some stellar matches. Both WWE Superstars, Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd are shining in NXT. Why not, they certainly are not getting any air time on WWE television. Sami Zayne and Adam Rose advances in the #1 contendership Tag Team Tournament, along with Collin Cassidy & Enzo Amore, Kalisto & Sin Cara and The Vaudevillians. Round 2 starts next week. The eventual winners will have a snow-ball chance in hell at becoming the new NXT Tag Team Champions. They have to beat The Ascension first. Konnor and Viktor have been tag champs for 339 Days (as of August 17, 2014). Great ending to Bayley vs. Sasha Banks #1 contender match for the NXT Women’s Championship. Look like Banks had Bayley where she wanted her but Bayley reversed the submission hold and ended up pinning Banks. Bayley will now face Charlotte for the championship. Tyler Breeze FINALLY takes advantage of his #1 contendership after 3months and goes after Adrian Neville’s NXT Championship. It was a great match this past Thursday, until Tyson Kidd (I love him but still) got involved costing Breeze the title. The match ended in a disqualification, allowing Neville to pick up the so-called win.

 

I’m now into my second trimester with our baby beluga. The morning sickness is shit but I’m making it through. Our baby is pretty active, took almost an hour to get a decent sonogram picture for a test I was having.

Anyways, that is it for me this month. See you in September!Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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Hey everyone, how are we doing this month?! I can’t believe it is already SummerSlam weekend. Plus it is already midway through August! Time sure does fly fast! I had a nice vacation in July. I didn’t end up going to Toronto like I wanted to but I still had a nice break from work. But I wished it was longer though! LOL Oh well. Anyway let’s get on with this wrestling blog shall we?!

This year I won’t be watching SummerSlam. I don’t think I’m really going to miss too much because the card isn’t really that great. The build to SummerSlam has been okay. I mean for some of the top matches have been built up nicely(Cena/Lesnar, Reigns/Orton, Ambrose/Rollins) but that’s pretty much it. If you count Stephanie and Brie then that’s it too.

Speaking about Stephanie and Brie their feud was going really well up until this past Monday’s RAW when WWE Creative decided to bring in Daniel Bryan’s “trainer” into the mix. That was a complete waste of my time and your time(if you happened to watch that crap). I knew from the beginning it was going to be bad when I saw her come in. The women couldn’t even act. It was just so horrible in so many ways. It just got worse and worse. Needless to say that ended my interest in their feud. Thanks WWE for ruin something that I was interested in watching.

I don’t know what is going to happen between Cena and Lesnar. I picked Cena to win. But I’m not 50% sold on him winning. I’m also not 50% sold on Brock winning either. My gut feeling is this match is going to end up in some screw up finish and we may not have a winner in this match. Probably have to go through another match in the next PPV to determine a winner.

Have you been noticing that Swagger has some “swag” in him?! I made a funny! Lol He is gotten over with the fans because of his feud happening with Rusev. Also have you noticed Cesaro has been losing and has lost all heat that he had six months ago?! What is wrong with this picture?! It is like bizzaro world in WWE. I have no idea what Cesaro did or said but man his stock just went down big time. Yet this is another case of WWE doing what’s right for business…

Speaking about bizarre how about Goldust and Stardust promos?! WTF are they talking about?! LOL I love it though! Those two guys are pretty entertaining and I’m always looking forward to seeing them on my TV. I was disappointed that they weren’t used this week.

If you watched RAW on Monday you noticed that it was Hulk Hogan’s birthday. He had some guests including Ric Flair, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Mean Gene, Jimmy Hart and Mr. Wonderful. It was kinda cool seeing them all there. But seeing Hall and Nash with grey hair made me feel really old! At least Hall was walking though! It was a pretty nice thing what WWE did for Hogan. He does deserve it(even though sometimes I don’t think he does with some of the crap he has done). But he was really touched by what they did and I truly believe Hogan meant it.

Sting will be at Summer Slam this weekend. He will be part of a panel. I think more than likely we will see Sting on WWE TV soon enough. Well we have already seen him on WWE TV in part of that awesome WWE 2K15 game promo.

Anyway that’s it for me this month. I can’t really think of anything else to chat about. I hope you guys enjoyed my column and have a nice day! 🙂

You can reach me on Twitter @blitz101 or by e-mail gl.club17@gmail.com

 

WWE

Summer Slam

-Flag Match: Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

Sarge’s Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Rusev

The Game’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Jack Swagger

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

–Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) AJ Lee vs. Paige

Sarge’s Prediction: Paige

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Lee

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Lee

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: AJ Lee

–Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton

Sarge’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

The Game’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-Lumber Jack Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins

Sarge’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

Diva’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose

–Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon

Sarge’s Prediction: Stephanie McMahon

Diva’s Prediction: Brie Bella (DQ)

The Game’s Prediction: Brie Bella

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Brie Bella

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C) John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

The Game’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

That’s it for this month’s Fatal 4-Way. Hopefully next month, Sarge will be back with his Boot Camp. His family has been dealing with a tragedy lately and Greg, Steve and Myself want to wish his family our sympathies. They recently lost Mrs. Sarge’s cousin in a tragic and very public way. And our heart goes out to her and her cousin’s family. Not going to end this on a sad note, but a picture Quote of the Month from Paige;