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WWE No Way Out Predictions & Diva meets The Hitman
We are live (well, at least two of us are) from Virginia!! I love it when the blog goes International, well not that international. Considering we have always had Sarge who is the only out of Canada writer at the moment. We have our WWE No Way Out predictions that everybody loves! Anyways, lets just get this show on the road.
OK, So I’m not TECHNICALLY live in Virginia this week. Consider this a pre-tape. I decided to save time that I thought that at least starting The Skirt Sheet this week was a good idea to save on time. I will finish this in Virginia and post the entire blog from Virginia. Don’t you hate it when you have an excellent idea floating around your head and forgot it? That’s happening to me right now. I had this righteous idea and thought, “I should write this sum bitch down or else I’m going to forget it.” Needless to say, I didn’t write it down and now well, I forgot it. It was a doozey too. It’s time to shut it and get to bidness. I have a lot of crap to get to and it’s only Wednesday morning at 4:23.
Saturday, was a great day. To say that I’m a bit in shock is a touch of an understatement. On Saturday, it never quite hit me. Hell, it didn’t really hit me until Tuesday, but I friggin’ met Bret “Hitman” Hart! I stood in line for 2-hours to meet a man, who I’ve looked up to since I was ten years old. That’s 22 years. A man from a family I respect so much that two years ago, I trespassed on his family’s former property just to get a look at the house this amazing wrestling family lived. I frigging met Bret “Hitman” Hart! I did it with three of my best friends too. Greg, Colleen and Mat. It was, yeah! I can’t even describe the feeling that I have right now besides bewilderment. I feel like I’m daydreaming but I have the photographic proof that I FUCKING MET BRET “HITMAN” HART!!! Sure three days later it hit me, even though Mat kept telling me that I met him on Saturday all day long. It never hit me until Tuesday. Un-fucking-believable!! Can you tell I’m still in shock?
This was probably why meeting “The Genius” Lanny Poffo, so anti-climatic. I wanted to meet the Genius, because A) he was funny, B) he’s Macho Man’s brother, and C) he’s better than Hogan’s butt-monkey minions Brutus Beefcake and the Nasty Boys. The one thing I can tell you, is if Poffo was wearing a different shirt, I wouldn’t have recognized him. He’s in damn good shape though, and looks good for being 57 ½ years old. Oh and here’s a random fact about Lanny Poffo… He’s CANADIAN!!! Yep, he was born in Calgary, Alberta. Who knew?! He did, but I didn’t! I know tons about shit like this. Sometimes you just need to read up on your edu-ma-kate-shun! ROFLMAO!
Who else was there?? Brutus Beefcake, The Nasty Boys, and Virgil. Plus Robin from the original Batman, Screech from Save By The Bell. Mat & Colleen had their picture taken with the doctor guy from Star Trek Voyageur. It was a wonderful, yet long day. Totally worth it and I had a fantastic time. Never been to a Comic-con before and it was neat seeing all the different people dressed up, and meeting wrestlers I’ve grown up with.
So I watched TNA Slammiversary from Sunday (only on Monday). So instead of going full throttle into TNA talk, I’ll do point forms…. READY? SET? BLOW!!!
1- Match #1 between X-Division champion Austin Aries and Samoa Joe was an amazing match. It was a clinic! I wasn’t sure how Samoa Joe would do with the quickness and agility of Aries but he kept pace. I’m not saying Joe is slow by any means, because for a bigger guy, he is agile and quick, but Aries is almost lightening quick compared to Joe. Awesome job! If you download just one match from Slammiversary, download this one.
2- Match #2 wasn’t a pre-booked match, but a late addition (we all know how I feel about these), but props out to Hernandez and Kid Kash for working hard and actually making a good match out of very little. I don’t mean that in a bad way either. There were tons of high spots that these two X-Division stars executed. I was impressed.
3-Match #3, I’m not a Devon fan, I never was. So I had very little expectations going into Devon & Garrett Bischoff vs. Robbie E. & Robbie T.. But since I forgot to watch Impact last week, I’m not sure if I’m missing something. Madison Rayne watched from the ramp. What I did notice is that she looked less like Miss Piggy this time and more like Nancy Kerrigan if Tonya Harding missed her knee cap and hit her in the face instead. Nasty ass!!
4-Match #4 was for the #1 contendership for the TNA heavyweight championship. A triple threat match between Jeff Hardy, Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Damn. I was actually a bit disappointed. RVD looked really slow, and Mr. Anderson did nothing. Jeff Hardy carried the match and he took majority of the bumps. I was not all that impressed with this match.
5-The return of James Storm as the TBA opponent of the 470+day undefeated Crimson. The more TNA pushed the fact that Crimson had been undefeated for 470+days, was a dead give away to the outcome of this match. Never mind the fact that his opponent was Storm. Predictable thy name is professional wrestling!!!!
6-TNA president, Dixie Carter came out to introduce who would be the first inductee in the TNA Hall of Fame. Not surprised that it would be Sting (Yawn! Somebody call the gimmick police because he just keeps on stealing them).
7-Gail Kim defends her Knockouts Championship against Miss. Tessmacher. All I have to say to this is…. That’s a shit outcome! (for all you noobs out there, Tessmacher is the new Knockouts Champion.)
8-Not sure why WWE superstar, Christian (former TNA Champion, Christian Cage) made an appearance just to introduce the TNA #1 moment in ten years. It was Sting. Not quite sure what Sting moment. From what I took from it, was that it was just Sting *cough-overrated-cough*
9-Wow! How is it that AJ Styles never ceases to amaze me? Kurt Angle & AJ Styles took on TNA Tag Team Champions, Christopher Daniels & Kazarian, it was made to be a personal match for AJ against his two former friends, over an alleged affair with Dixie Carter. The storyline itself, who fucking cares, but AJ as a performer was amazing. Definitely has Wrestler of The Year Candidate in him.
10-Sting didn’t defeat Bobby Roode… That is all!
11-I’ve learned that I have the attention span of a gnat while watching TNA wrestling, so I made up a game a few months back, where I would play “Spot the Mullet & Serial Killer glasses.” It’s a game I used to play in the 90’s while watching WWF. I discovered that it’s way too hard to play that game now with TNA because that is more than half their audience. So I’ve switched it up to, “Spot The WWE T-Shirt game”. And it worked! I spotted 5 WWE T-shirts in the TNA crowd…
It’s not an easy game. If you don’t know your wrestling t-shirts, you may as well forget it.
Moving on to WWE where things don’t get much better. Lol!
I don’t think I laughed so hard from anything Vince McMahon has said until he said this to Laurinaitis on RAW this past week…
“You’re an astute business man who actually, and this is a true story, who actually hired the wrong one-legged wrestler!”
-Mr. McMahon to Executive Vice-President of Talent Relations, John Laurinaitis
It’s all making sense now! No wonder I couldn’t stand…stand HA!…Zack Gowen! Laurinaitis had the wrong cripple! Makes perfect sense now!! STOP LAUGHING COLLEEN, you might hurt yourself!
All I could think about when they showed Big Show pop R-Truth on the head was, “mama had a baby and it’s head popped off!” Remember, that thing you probably did to dandelions when you were a youngling? Way to write R-Truth off the show to deal with his ankle injury, just bop him on the head. Ooh that reminds me of little Rabbit Foo-Foo. He was hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Anyways, no telling how long R-Truth will be away from action, but this makes you wonder the affect this has to have on Kofi Kingston, losing yet another tag team partner to injury (granted the other was to the Wellness Policy, but he became injured). Both times, Kofi was/is Tag Team champions. First with Evan Bourne who got nailed for smoking fake marijuana (then the second fail of the test and then an accident to which he’s recovering from now), and now with R-Truth, who has suffered an ankle injury. I love Kofi Kingston, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not gonna be tagging with him. It’s kind of like CM Punk’s curse. His last three WrestleMania opponents are all suspended; Rey Mysterio (Wellness Policy failure), Randy Orton (Wellness Policy failure), and Chris Jericho (disrespecting the Brazilian flag).
Watching the segment with Daniel Bryan, CM Punk and Kane turned into something that looked like it belonged in the local Pedophile Convention the moment AJ stepped through the ropes.
She can’t be more than 12 (actually she’s apparently 25). Someone feed her some donuts would ya! Anywhooo…. this whole, whatever the hell you call it is getting creepy. Seeing grown men fighting over someone like this. Daniel Bryan with his beard looks like an actual creeper (see end of the blog for our quote of the week to see exactly what I mean, lol). Her just standing there gets worse than this. Laurinaitis makes a tag team match with Kane and Daniel Bryan teaming up against CM Punk and AJ. WTF? So later on, they are in the ring and AJ tags herself in while Kane’s in there, and not only does she manage to confuse him, but she grossed me out as well because the DUDE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER….
Ewwwwww!!!
Worst. Segment. In. RAW. History…
Mr. McMahon dancing with The Funkasaurus’ dancers, the Pterodactyls. This just proves that he was the genius (and I use that term as loosely as these dancers uses their twats) behind the mess that is the Funkasaurus. God help us all!! I often forget that this is the man who came up with T.L. Hopper and the Gobblygooker.
I have to move on from here. Probably should talk about Alberto Del Rio. According to some sources on Tumblr (granted they are just complete rumours, as nothing can be 100% confirmed from there), the WWE were looking to pull Del Rio from the World Heavyweight Championship match against champion Sheamus this Sunday at No Way Out. Luck would have it, during Del Rio’s match last Friday (actually Tuesday), he suffered a concussion when Khali nailed him in the noggin good. Problem solved for the WWE if that was the case. No word on how long Del Rio will be out of action. I’m not a fan of his by any means, but as a superstar who just got back from a nagging injury then to be put back on the shelf just a couple of months later, has to be so frustrating. He might think about going back to Mexico and selling tickets to a donkey show. Probably make a killing and would keep him in his white Hermés scarves.
We made it through April and May without a butt-load of firings. That’s usually the season where the firings take place. Just after WrestleMania. A few have been let go, but mostly from Florida Championship Wrestling, where they call talent up from. Could it be still too early for us to let our “future endevoured” guard down? Who knows, it is the WWE after all.
Whenever the commentators say the word “unload”… like “Big Show just unloaded on John Cena”… I freakin’ giggle. It just sounds so dirty to me. C’mon, next time listen to it. It totally sounds perverted. So funny!
I actually do believe that is all for me to comment on today. I’m enjoying my holidays here in… LOVELY VIRGINIA! Yes I pulled a Mick Foley, I was going for the cheap pops here folks! Gah! Sometimes nobody gets my humour. This is indeed the life, feet up, drink in hand, two gorgeous kids, and two amazing friends near by. Yep, this is the life, so this next statement has never been more true… Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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No Way Out
-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Christian vs. Cody Rhodes
Sarge’s Prediction: Christian
Diva’s Prediction: Christian
The Game’s Prediction: Christian
Greg’s Prediction: Christian
-World Championship: C)Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus
The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Layla vs. Beth Phoenix
Sarge’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix
Diva’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix (she better be)
The Game’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix
Greg’s Prediction: Layla via DQ
-WWE Championship, Triple Threat Match: C)CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane
Sarge’s Prediction: Kane
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
-Steel Cage Match, if Big Show Loses John Laurinaitis is fired: John Cena vs. Big Show
Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show
Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (I hope I’m wrong)
The Game’s Prediction: Big Show
Greg’s Prediction: John Cena
Lol!! I guess that’s it for this week. Didn’t realize I’d be flying solo, but I can attest to the fact that Sarge was super busy this week with Kaden’s birthday party which we just got home from. Next week I’m sure half the blog will still be written from Virginia. See you next wee, I gotta go, I have some drunk Wii bowling to do with Sarge.
“Once you go Bryan, there’s no point in tryin'”
-Daniel Bryan about his sex appeal to the ladies
WWE Over The Limit Predictions & more more more how do u like it?
I wish I had some witty way to open this week edition, but frankly I don’t.
Oh I guess that’s something witty. Anyways, this week we are here to kick some booty so enjoy yo! And WWE Over The Limit Predictions.
Welcome back homies!! It’s a big weekend here with the WWE pay-per-view, and I promised I would give you a quick rundown of the TNA pay-per-view from last week, which I downloaded and watched Monday night. So with that all said, it’s time to shut it, and get to bidness!
I did really well with staying away from the results last weekend, so watching it on Monday I was able to do predictions for it and I actually did fairly well. I got five out of eight matches right. Some matches weren’t too bad, and others I didn’t even watch in it’s entirety.
TNA Sacrifice
-TNA Tag Team Championship: C)Magnus & Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels & Kazarian
My Prediction: Magnus & Samoa Joe
Going Over: Christopher Daniels & Kazarian
-This match wasn’t bad at all. I was very impressed with the way Daniels and Kazarian work together. They have a similar style that allows them to plan their attacks (ha, plan!). They have chemistry, style and believability as a tag team. A connection that make them look as if they’ve always worked as a tag team. I wasn’t surprised that they went over. If I had made my prediction part way through the match, I would have picked them to win, but I did not. I always make mine before the match starts.
-TNA Knockouts Championship: C)Gail Kim vs. Miss Tessmacher
My Prediction: Gail Kim
Going Over: Gail Kim
-I’m not a fan of Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) by any means, but she showed vast improvement in this match against Gail Kim. The match itself was better than recent WWE Diva’s matches, but on par with other Knockout matches I have to say it was…meh!
-TNA Television Championship: C)Devon vs. Robbie E. & Robbie T.
My Prediction: Devon
Going Over: Devon
-Simply put…Nobody cares! I’m never going to understand how Robbie E.’s gimmick of being a Jersey Shore knock-off gets over, but it turns me right off.
– Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson
My Prediction: Jeff Hardy
Going Over: Mr. Anderson
-Solid match. The two did a great job. I just missed the story behind it. How Hardy can go from having an emotional set of matches based on a solid and emotional back story, to basically having very little of both. It lost me. I was surprised Anderson went over.
–Eric Young (w/ODB) vs. Crimson
My Prediction: Crimson
Going Over: Crimson
-Crimson continues to be billed as a powerhouse, and in terms of his looks, I believe it. Until he starts wrestling.
–Austin Aries vs. Bubba Ray Dudley
My Prediction: Austin Aries
Going Over: Austin Aries
-I was lost on this one. For some reason, Abyss’s brother, Joe Parks, was involved. I’m not really sure exactly how. I don’t always watch TNA Impact so I miss a lot. If you were to ask me, I thought “Joe Parks” is/was Abyss. I also don’t really care that much. I like Aries style, but his persona is too much of a rip-off of WWE’s CM Punk. I’m not even sure if this was for Aries X-Division championship. At this point I wasn’t paying too close attention. Until……
–AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle
My Prediction: Kurt Angle
Going Over: Kurt Angle
-MATCH OF THE NIGHT FOR SURE!!!!! I am a fan of both Angle and Styles, so I immediately paid close attention to this match. It was back and forth, and had low spots and high spots and everything in between. This was what wrestling matches should be like. One thing I was lost on… AJ Styles and Dixie Carter? Wtf? I may need to look into that soon. OMG I totally forgot to set the DVR to record Impact tonight (it’s currently Thursday, just for interest, lol). Back this match. Loved it. It’s going to be a candidate for sure for my year ends!
-TNA Heavyweight Championship, Ladder Match: C) Robert Roode vs. Rob Van Damn
My Prediction: Rob Van Damn
Going Over: Robert Roode
-I’m so not into either of these guys. I find their styles too miss-matched. Rob Van Damn just looks like he’s slowed down a lot. However, both guys took some seriously sick looking bumps. But as far as ladder matches go, I’ve seen better.
Anyways, there ya go! TNA’s Sacrifice in a nutshell. Look, I’m in a nut shell and I can’t get out! Yeeeeep! I promise never to do that again!
There is actually so much to cover this week, I’m not even sure where to begin, but since I just finished with last weeks TNA pay-per-view, I’ll follow that up with TNA news.
Starting Thursday May 31st, Impact will be live each week. Congratulations to the small, strange, promotion of TNA as this will probably help increase their viewer ship and it’s a big step for them. I’m surprised they waited this long as it’s been about ten years since they began. Maybe things will start to make sense because if you’re filming two weeks worth of shows, it’s clear their writers can’t remember the shit they wrote two weeks ago. I think that’s why everything about TNA confuses me. So hopefully going live each week will be beneficial for me as a fan and viewer and dare I say critic.
Why stop there, right? Well WWE is going to do one better (or worse)… Starting Monday July 23rd, the RAW Supershow will now be 3-hours…EVERY WEEK! July 23rd marks their 1000th episode so I understand why going three hours for THAT show, but I’m not sure if I can handle 3-hours of Laurinaitis every week. Hell I can’t even handle 3-minutes. Did I say THREEEEEE MINUTES?? Yeah I wish. I’d like to put his fucking face through a concrete slab.
I also think it’s safe to say that we are slowly seeing the demise of the roster split between RAW and SmackDown. Little by little, I’m seeing more talent being shuffled between both shows. I for one, is fine with it being split up, but there are still some benefits to having two completely separate shows. Starting with, get rid of Laurinaitis.
Right now, my biggest beef with the WWE is John Laurinaitis. I’ve never liked him. Even before he started to have a physical presence on my television screen once a week (now twice a week). From the stories I’ve heard about him, he’s a giant douche rocket! Funny how that doesn’t change when he goes out on television. He’s still a giant douche rocket. YES I hate him, and that’s what they want, but I am literally contemplating never watching WWE again if he remains on there for much longer. I would rather suffer through the weekly uncertainty that is TNA Impact than sit through a Laurinaitis sighting. The man has no talent. He shouldn’t even be on television, and he sure as hell shouldn’t be in a match facing the company’s biggest star. I do believe this will be the second pay-per-view where I will actually be cheering for John Cena. But it’s not like he’s going to win. No way. They won’t fire Laurinaitis, because I’m not that lucky! He’ll win. He’ll win because of Brock Lesnar. Despite the fact Lesnar is still under contract, he isn’t a WWE superstar in the storylines, nope he “quit”, so I’m banking on the fact that he’ll be back Sunday, and help Laurinaitis defeat Cena. Which means forever and ever we will have to hear about it. Yippee!!! (That was sarcasm folks!). The only way that this could work in Cena’s favour, is if The Big Show sneaks in to help Cena and get back at Laurinaitis. I know we haven’t seen the last of Big Show. And if we actually have then damn he left looking like a pussy. A real, big, and large, and tall drawn out pussy. OMG I’m stopping. Can’t help that my mind has been in the gutter lately (thanks Mat! lol!) Simply put….
Laurinaitis is a DICK!
I came across something super hilarious on Tumblr the other day. It had the differences between a WWE live apology from 11 years ago to what a WWE live apology is now. Have a look-see…
We all know that I’m a huge Tyson Kidd fan, and each week this Canadian dude always manages to amaze the fuck out of me. He’s just so talented that I can’t wait for his matches. He works hard, and he improves each time. Now, instead of using the Sharpshooter as his finisher, he’s readapted it and made his very own submission finisher, aptly called The Dungeon. And damn if it isn’t an excellent finisher. I think we should get this trending on Twitter (oh God I’m turning into TNA and WWE). #WeWantTysonKiddAsIntercontinentalChampion! Don’t forget that bloody hash-tag. lol!!
And with that my darlings, I am out. I have a lot to do this weekend. Starting with a sleep over with my darling niece. We have some GLEE to get caught up on, that we both held off to watch so that we could watch it together. Then Emily & I will head out Saturday for an early birthday dinner with family, and then me and Mat will likely do something together… A MOVIE! We’ll WATCH a movie! Pervs! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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BOOT CAMP
What’s up, whack jobs?
Hey, I’m sorry for any of you who got queasy with all the vasectomy talk last week. I just felt like I needed to share that with you guys. Not to gross you out, or make you uncomfortable. I mean, come on! We’ve been doing this for how long now? I thought nothing would be consider “too much information” by this point.
Anyway, I apologize. If it’s any consolation, my balls are feeling much better now. I don’t need to put ice on them anymore.
I know. Too much “sharing”. My bad!
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I think it’s funny how big and bad they made Brock Lesnar out to be when he came back, but after Cena beat him at Extreme Rules, he disappears, apparently quits WWE altogether and then has Paul Heyman do all his talking for him. He threatens to sue WWE for “breach of contract”. What was this contract?? Was he supposed to win every match? Was booking Cena to win at the PPV against what Brock Lesnar was promised? If so, that’s pretty stupid. So now, Heyman comes back last week and gets threatened by Triple H, which prompts Heyman to then sue Triple H for assault. Who’s the bigger cry baby here? Lesnar or Heyman?
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Speaking of cry babies, that bit with Big Show and John Laurinaitis was REALLY uncomfortable to watch. I’m not a rabid Big Show fan by any means, but as a human being, watching a grown man get broken down like that was hardly entertaining. It was just hard to sit through.
I have to hand it to Laurinaitis. He almost deserves an Oscar for how well (and with a straight face) he pulls off the role of the biggest asshole to ever grace a WWE ring. He’s the most convincing douchebag I have ever seen, and I actually respect him for how well he nails his performance every single night. Definitely the kind of character we all love to hate!
Much like John Cena, who came out at the end of the night and did what I can only describe as a half-assed Jim Carrey impression. It was so freakishly ridiculous, you could even see Laurinaitis fighting off the urge to bust up laughing at Cena’s idiotic seizures on the mic. Apparently, Cena thought he was hysterical, but that’s what you get when you spend too much time in “PG Land”. You start thinking baby talk makes for good promos.
I got news for ya, poster boy. Even my 2 year-old son thinks your mic work is embarrassing! It’s time to quit being such a fucking Muppet and stop insulting us with all the kiddie crap. My little boy thinks “Wow Wow Wubbzy” is the greatest show on TV, but he couldn’t sit through one of Cena’s promos if his life depended on it.
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So, I guess the secret is out on Damien Sandow. He finally took his robe off this week to fight Yoshi Tatsu, and his ring attire makes him look like Rico’s pool boy. Seriously! What the fuck was he wearing? Pink trunks, purple knee pads and white boots?? There’s gotta be a fashion foul in there somewhere. All I can remember about the experience was, once the robe came off, the only thought that went through my mind was, “Put it back on! Put it back on!!”
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It looks as thought this is really going to happen. Next month, not only do I get to retire after 20 years in the US Air Force, but our very own Diva….the mistress of the Skirt Sheet herself, is going to come down from the Great White North and spend a week or so visiting yours truly! Many good times to be had, and who knows? We might even bust out a tag-team edition of the Video Boot Camp and slap that shit up on YouTube!
We’ll see about that…..
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Hey, people. This is gonna be all for me this week. Kind of short, but I think I did rather well considering I really had nothing to go on when I started.
I’ll see you all back here next time, troops! Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Breaking News Cruz OUT of UFC 148:
RAW Recap – Paul Heyman RETURNS:
SmackDown and OTL Thoughts:
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WWE
Over The Limit
-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Kofi Kingston & vs. Jack Swagger &
R-Truth Dolph Ziggler
Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
The Game’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
-World Heavyweight Championship- Fatal 4-Way:
C) Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho vs. Alberto Del Rio
Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus
The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
-WWE Diva’s Championship: C) Layla vs. Beth Phoenix
Sarge’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix
Diva’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix
The Game’s Prediction: Layla
Greg’s Prediction: Beth Phoenix via Disqualification thanks to Kharma
-WWE Championship: C) CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
-If John Laurinaitis loses, he is fired. All WWE Superstars & Diva’s are banned from ringside, if any should come down to ring side, then they will be fired:
John Cena vs. John Laurinaitis
Sarge’s Prediction:Cena, when Big Show comes out and kills Laurinaitis. He’s technically NOT a superstar anymore. LOL
Diva’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis because of Brock Lesnar
The Game’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis
Greg’s Prediction: John Laurinaitis with help from Big Show who turns heel
That’s it for this week, stay cool…Summer’s coming and quite frankly it’s likely to be a hot one!!!
“Going 3 hrs every Mon night was one (of many) of WCW’s mistakes. Let’s hope it doesn’t water down RAW like it did Nitro.”
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