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1000th Episode of RAW!!!


Hey there peeps! What’s going down? Did you enjoy this weeks programming? Sarge and Diva are here to entertain you this week so, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

Woo one-thousand episodes of RAW, and it only took nineteen and a half years. Well here’s to another 1000 episodes. If anyone can do it, then Vince McMahon can. With that, I shall shut it and get to bidness.

 

I was very impressed with the 1000th episode, and only mildly disappointed. Match wise they were lacking, as there was not a whole lot. Match of the night goes to Christian vs. The Miz for Christian’s Intercontinental championship.  The match was damn good and the two worked well together. Obviously with The Miz going over to become the NEW Intercontinental champion, he’s out of the dog house. Which is…AWESOME!!! Yeah, I said it. Cheesy I know.

 

I may not be the biggest Shawn Michaels fan, but I quite enjoyed the opening segment with DX. A bit of nostalgic moment, reminding me that RAW use to be edgier and exciting. Not this PG crap they’re force feeding us on a weekly basis. I though all five men; Shawn, Triple H, The Road Dogg,  “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn, and X-Pac, all looked in great shape. Speaking of “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn, they actually beeped out the “Ass” in “Bad Ass”. I was like really? They let The Rock say “candy-ass” all the time without censorship, yet they censored “Bad BEEP” Billy Gunn? WTF? Hell, they say “ass” on TV all the time. It’s no longer a taboo word.

One of the funniest things all night, and it really caught me off guard was the segment with Layla & AJ, talking about how “unstable” the entire WWE locker room is. The first two times AJ opened the door, were not as hilarious as the third time. First it was just “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan walking down the hall saying “hooooo.”  What got me was Layla didn’t answer him. How rude?! Lol!! The second time was R-Truth & “Rowdy” Roddy Piper playing jump rope with Lil’ Jimmy…

Yeah, I know!

Are you ready for the best part? The part that literally had me laughing my fucking ass off? Mae Young, showed up with her and Mark Henry’s son… The Hand!

OMG!! It was too frigging hilarious. I was dying. For years we just assumed the hand once was the fist in the old SmackDown set. Guess that’s someone else’s baby. Lol! My boyfriend asked the best question, “how does he masturbate?” My guess is with a hand job! Bazinga!

With that, I’ll just jump to AJ & Daniel Bryan’s wedding. The ceremony was presided by The Slickster, the doctor of style, and he’s chubby.

I knew right away that this wedding wasn’t going to take place when they didn’t do a video montage of AJ & Daniel to that cheesy, yet God awful “Together” song. To be on the safe side, I’m so having a wedding montage to that song at my wedding. With that the odds of having a 7-foot bald headed monster crashing my wedding with a chair, or a deadly snake in one of my wedding presents , or a crazed billionaire won’t stop my wedding by walking in with his bank vault shoved up his arse. Wait? Maybe these all happened BECAUSE of that cheesy song. Sigh!  Anywhoo (haha), the wedding didn’t take place, because that crazed billionaire with his bank vault shoved up his rectum (nearly killed him) came out after AJ announced that she received another proposal earlier. No, she’s not marrying Vince McMahon, nope instead McMahon has lost his ever-loving mind because he chose AJ to be the NEW GENERAL MANAGER of RAW.  Why? She’s hardly been in the business. She’s hardly had any matches on television, let alone any good ones. There has to be at least a dozen other choices; Mick Foley, William Regal, Trish Stratus, Lita, Edge, Bret Hart, Jim Ross, Vickie Guerrero, Road Dogg, Ron Simmons, JBL, or Teddy Long (who would be my second to last choice since I can’t understand a word that man says). Stephanie McMahon would be a great choice. I miss her on television. But AJ? Really? Literally allowing an inmate to run the asylum.

 

Trish Stratus was there, but we had like a sixty-second backstage segment between her and Triple H. It was reversal of a segment they did 12-years ago when Triple H was teaching Trish Stratus some moves before a mixed tag team match against The Rock and Lita (yeah my memory is that DAMN good–Haha).

This time, Triple H was complaining about stiffness, so Trish showed him some yoga moves, and unlike before, it wasn’t Stephanie McMahon walking in, but DX.

That’s pretty much it for Trish 😦

 

They did redeem themselves a little while later, which for me was the best part of the show… LITA!!!!!! Lita returned, looking amazing and like the Lita we all loved before. She defeated Heath Slater, with the help from Ron Simmons and JBL of the APA, DDP, Rikishi, Doink The Clown, Animal, Sycho Sid, Vader, Bob Backlund, Piper, and Sgt. Slaughter. Seeing Heath being beat by a chick was just the icing on the cake. Seeing her just made me long for the days of Team eXtreme, Edge & Christian, T & A. God I miss the good ol’ days. Part of me hopes that Amy Dumas (Lita, for all you noobs) missed that rush so much, that she’ll come back. I know, wishful thinking.

Here’s a blast from the past. I remember this guy from years before RAW even got started. Other than “Mean” Gene Okerlund, Sean Mooney was one of the prime backstage interviewers in the late 80’s to early 90’s. It was neat seeing him again on RAW. A real treat. He still looks the same.

What would be the 1000th episode without one of the original stars who helped kick off the 19 ½ years of epic wrestling programming? The Undertaker made his first appearance since WrestleMania 28, to join up with his “brother” Kane. The Brother’s of destruction reunite after Kane is targeted by the jobbers of the company; Jinder Mahal (useless), Tyler Reks, Curt Hawkins, Hunico, Camacho and Drew McIntyre. Not that Kane couldn’t take care of them himself, but it was a good excuse to reunite him with ‘Taker.

What I didn’t understand was Charlie Sheen’s role in everything. He was supposedly suppose to be the special guest ambassador of RAW, except he wasn’t there in person. They Skyped with him from his home.

I don’t get it.

 

So that was the 1000th episode of RAW in a nutshell, how did I get in this bloody nutshell? Haha!

 

So Another TNA knockout has been granted her release. Velvet Sky this week announced on her Twitter that she is no longer apart of TNA. It seems that TNA is treating their knockouts similar to how the WWE treats their Diva’s. The question is, with the departure of both Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, what is next for the two former TNA Knockouts? Will the become WWE Diva’s? And if they do, will their arrival mean a change for the Diva’s division? We can only hope.

 

We are nearing the end of this weeks Skirt Sheet, so with that, we must give you a update on Sycho Sid’s son, Frank, on Big Brother 14. He successfully completed his week of Head of Household. Not sure what next week will hold for him. I fear that he could be back doored if the Power of Veto is used and he isn’t already on the block. So more next week on Frank (By the way, I’m picking him to win the money, not just because he’s a wrestler’s son, but because he’s a likable person and a good player).

 

That’s it for this week my lovelies. Next week we will likely be late, as I am accompanying my boyfriend to his family reunion for the weekend. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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BOOT CAMP

What’s good, wizards?

I hope you don’t mind, but I don’t have a lot to say about any one thing today.  So….I’m going to say a little about a lot of things. How’s that grab ya?  Good?  It better, because I’m not changing my mind now.

Let me first say that I absolutely HATE Internet rumors, and no time to these rumors run more rampant than just before a big wrestling event. It happens before most PPVs, and even on the day of the 1000th episode of RAW last Monday.  Too much speculation making us all think and get our hopes up that something might happen that never does. Like the rumors about a possible appearance by the Ultimate Warrior that night.  If any of you know me, you know I am (and always have been) a huge Warrior fan.  I figured he’d be one of the “Legends” to come out and beat Heath Slater into a pulp, but….NOPE!  But, we did get to see Lita and Trish Stratus again.  So, I will forgive the rumors….this time!

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Cena is the first MITB winner to lose his title shot.  Why do we give a fuck?  He only lost to claim he was the “first to do it”. Is it going to hurt his image?  No?  He’s John Cena.  He could get caught in a Las Vegas hotel room snorting lines of cocaine off of a stripper’s ass while getting head from a donkey and he would still main event every PPV for the next 5 years anyway.

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When Santino walks to the ring, he looks like he is holding back a fit of explosive diarrhea.

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I hate being sick, but what I hate even more is knowing I will probably still be feeling like dog shit this Thursday when I go to a job fair to look for another line of work since my retirement. 

I thought I was going to be hired back by the contractor company over at my old squadron, but I guess that’s not happening now.  Not sure why.  They hired back people with less job experience and time in the service than I have. 

Anyway, the search will continue, I suppose.

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We bought our first watermelon of the season today.  They were on sale for half what they are normally priced at, so it was a good deal!  We cut it up and have it all stored in the fridge.  I want to go get some, but it’s getting late and I don’t know how much longer I am going to be up. 

Damn bowls of cut watermelon sitting in my fridge, taunting me like John Cena, saying “If you want some, come GET SOME!”.

Fuck you, Cena-melon!  I’ll get to you in the morning.

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They only started talking about this a few weeks ago, but I am so fucking tired of all this Tout crap.  It’s almost worse than Twitter, and I could really do without having to sit through all the videos.  99% of the people in these “Touts” piss me off because they look and sound like God damn idiots who started watching wrestling last month.  I just hate the whole idea of Tout because, at least with Twitter, you only have a cheese-ball profile pic to look at.  With Tout, you get to listen to what these morons are saying…AND have to look at their stupid facial expressions (or lack thereof) while they spew their 15 seconds of crap!  It’s fucking painful, folks! Seriously.  If WWE is trying to kill me for the things I have said and done in this blog over the years, they have a good chance of succeeding if this Tout thing goes on much longer.  I’d have to gouge out my eyes so I can’t see these people…poke out my ear drums with an ice pick so I can’t hear their asinine comments, and by that point, life will become so unbearable that I will just give up and jump off of a bridge.

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Even though I loved the 1000th RAW for the most part, I have to say that the whole wedding segment was both stupid and insultingly predictable.  Not in the way that I knew exactly what was going to happen, but in that I knew there was “no chance in Hell” of it going off without a hitch.  Well, actually, it did go off “without a hitch”.  In-ring weddings are like contract signings, only with nicer clothing and more flowers.

As a result of this one, AJ is now the new RAW General Manager.  Talk about the inmates running the asylum!

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Ever since Brooke Hogan was named as the General Manager (or whatever) of the Knockouts division, I have had a bad feeling about the future for these talented women.  Nothing much has changed, but the news I got the other day confirmed my fears.  Velvet Sky has been “future endeavored”!  She left TNA because she was unhappy with the recent handling of her character.

Way to go!  Let possibly one of the most popular Knockouts in TNA history walk away, just like you did with Angelina Love.  That’s the problem with TNA.  They get rid of all the good workers and keep all the mediocre/shitty ones for years and years.  There are a few exceptions to that, but mostly…it’s true.

They want to put Brooke Hogan in charge of the Knockouts?  Okay, then I blame her for the departure of Velvet Sky.

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I’m going to restore some of your faith in me and officially announce that I am completely ignoring the whole storyline over on TNA with AJ Styles, Claire Lynch, Christopher Daniels and Dixie Carter.  I talked about this a few weeks ago.  It’s a crappy idea and it makes fools out of all wrestling fans by making this show exactly what everyone makes fun of it for being….a soap opera for men.  I have always taken offense to that remark because I see wrestling as more than just a shitty soap opera.

 

Okay, not quite like that, but you get my drift (I hope).  I hate this angle they’ve got going because it’s all just some kind of silly Jerry Springer shit with cell phone pics of AJ and Claire in a hotel room in bed together and some crap about AJ being the father of Claire’s baby….yadda yadda yadda.  Oh, spare me!  If I wanted to sit through some retarded “Baby Mama Drama”, I’d freakin’ watch Maury.

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Okay, everyone.  That about does it for me this week.  Here’s hoping the next 6 days or so are good to you.  Good enough that you are able to drag your sorry asses back here next time when Boot Camp is back in session!

Until then, troops…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Man is the only living being who cuts down trees, makes paper, and then writes “SAVE TREES” on it.

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That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Join us again next week for more shenanigans. Adios muchachos.

I have been granted my release by TNA at this time. It’s what’s best for me right now and I wanted to thank TNA and …And I also want to thank Vince Russo for creating and believing in the team of The Beautiful People. We had a great run! @Actualalove”

-Velvet Sky via Twitter @VelVelHoller

TNA Live, NXT, And More


Hey there 4-Way readers!!! Hope you enjoyed a great week. Hopefully we won’t be so rushed this week to get our little blog out to you like we have been in the past few weeks. Granted we are very late, but it won’t be rushed… I hope. Lol!! Sorry about the tardiness this week, it’s just been so busy for Diva. Next week will probably be even worse, so just bare with us.

 

Forgot to mention last week that we would have TNA Slammiversary predictions for you this week, and we do. Right where we always put our predictions…at the end! So hang on, it’s gonna be a great blog this week!!

Sarge is unable to be here this week as he was at a loss for words this week after watching the Michael Cole segment on RAW, seeing Hornswoggle impersonate JR and then have to look at Damien Sandow’s ring attire again. He was almost hospitalized by the trauma this week has caused his intelligence and dignity as a wrestling fan.

 

That is all!

Hey everyone, how are you doing today?! I’m doing pretty well myself. On Saturday I will be going to the Niagara Falls Comic-Con to see the best there is, the best there was and the best there will ever be! That’s right I’m going to be meeting Bret “The Hitman” Hart!! I am so excited about this! He is one of my favourite wrestlers of all time! I’m going with Diva, Colleen and Mat. It should be fun times!! Next time I write an article I will post pictures from it! J

TNA has a PPV this Sunday. I picked my predictions. I don’t know how well I will do considering I don’t really follow TNA as much as WWE. But who knows maybe I will get a few right! I watched Impact last week for a bit. I was quite impressed with it. I mean I prefer to watch anything live than tape when it comes to wrestling. That’s one of the reasons why I prefer to watch RAW over Smackdown. But seeing TNA live was good. It reminded me of the old WCW days when they weren’t as big. I used to watch WCW Saturday Nights on TBS when we started getting the channel. It was always a fun show to watch. I believe it got cancelled when Nitro started. Even though that show was taped, it didn’t really have a huge crowd back then but the fans who did watch it were pretty hardcore fans (even if the product was silly at times).

Anyway back to TNA as I was watching it two wrestlers I saw on the show I thought could make it in WWE. One wrestler being James Storm. I believe this guy could be the next Stone Cold. I don’t think he will be like Stone Cold. I think he could be big if he were to jump to WWE. He has everything Vince needs in a wrestler and he has the look that could get him up to the top. I think when his contract ends with TNA WWE should really take a look at him coming into the company. Another guy who I always thought could do it well in WWE is AJ Styles. He is an amazing talent and he could do well with wrestlers such as CM Punk, Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan and many more wrestlers! I hope someday he will come into WWE. I just hope WWE doesn’t screw him up!

Did anyone watch RAW this week? I did. For the most part RAW just sucked big time. The only part that I enjoyed the most was when John Cena took care of Michael Cole. Cole’s character had it coming a long time ago! But it was nice to see him get good old JR’s BBQ sauce on him at the end of RAW! Other than that I didn’t really care for too much more of the show. I really hope when Vince returns on RAW on Monday that he really does say to John Laurinist that he is “fired” from being the GM on RAW and Smackdown. This storyline has gone on far too long and if you follow the ratings trend it tells you people are getting sick of it too. I’m not sure what Vince could to do to replace John as GM. Maybe I guess give it back to Teddy Long. They don’t need to make the GM the focal point of their shows. They need to start pushing the younger talents so they have Superstars in the years to come.

Anyway that’s all I have for you today! I hope you enjoy your weekend and if you watch the PPV I hope it is good too! Have a nice day! J

 

Roundtable #3 w/Karicho:

http://youtu.be/J6apjPR2CYk

 

Alberto Del Rio Possibly Pulled from No Way Out:

http://youtu.be/1XK4Z6ije5k

 

First off, a very Happy Birthday to Kaden, mini-Sarge, as he turns 2 years old today. In one week I’ll be there with Sarge and his family. Throwing down with Kaden Monkey-Butt, kicking it old school! Next week we will be coming to you live from VIRGINIA!!! This week, it’s time for Diva to shut it and get to bidness!

 

I got caught up on TNA Impact finally. I’m still completely lost but to sum it up in one shot is this. It’s nice to see that they finally made the leap to going LIVE instead of taped each week. So I made some notes on the first LIVE episode of TNA, which is exactly how they are treating the show, and here they are;

1– HEY!! They finally got REAL pyro!

2– I Hate Hulk Hogan but even he is better than Laurinaitis.

3– Are they really trying to put main event stars in a mid-card (or low-card, depending on how you look at it) title hunt? Are they stupid?

4– Is this “Gut Check” suppose to be TNA’s version of “Tough Enough”? If it is, then they need a “Gut Check”. This Joey Ryan guy looks like the love child of “Leapin’” Lanny Poffo & John Morrison…

5– I’ve decided that I KNOW the real reason as to why Jeff Hardy is painting eyes on his eyelids, it’s so he can’t see what a train wreck TNA really is, Lol!

6– Not enough Angelina Love.

7– TNA is 10 years old? WOW! I’m surprised they made it this far. Is there anyone who can actually GO into their pitiful Hall of Fame? Probably not. Shark Boy??

8–Brooke Hogan=Nepotism at it’s worst! This hoochie is younger than me, and she looks so much older than I am. It pays to stay out of the sun and work at night time to avoid wrinkles and skin cancer. It’s like Brooke Hogan is a walking Skin Cancer. The skin tag on the arm pit of wrestling!

 

OK I’m done!

 

Looking at this weekends TNA Slammiversary card has me questioning if this is the event they consider to be their (shitty) equivalent to WWE’s WrestleMania. If so, they are in desperate need of a brand new booking committee. There isn’t one match on there that I give a crap about.

 

So last weekend, my friend Mat and I went to Burlington Toy and Comic Show. It was a lot of fun. Mat was like a kid in a candy store. We weren’t even inside the show yet and he was marking out at the car from Dukes of Hazards. My main reason for going was to meet TNA Knockout, actually my first TNA talent (other than the ones I met who were in WWE at the time and now in TNA), Angelina Love. Now you all know that I totally love her character and think that she’s amazing talent. Great on the mic and everything, so it was A MUST to meet her last weekend. She signed her action figure for me (which I FINALLY bought at the Toy show. So hard to find), and had my picture taken with her. She was really nice, and I was impressed by her. After the photo, she asked me to tweet it to her later, and I did.

(I totally should have pushed my boobs up higher)She knew I tweeted her about coming to meet her earlier and then she tweeted and re-tweeted me later on, after I tweeted her the photo of us.

So yes that was my weekend last weekend. My weekend this weekend will hopefully be just as successful as last. I’m writing this before the Niagara Falls Comicon, where I plan on meeting Bret “Hitman” Hart with Greg, Colleen and Mat. So stay tune for pictures next week.

 

I’m tired of thinking that the WWE believe we are stupid enough to buy into Ryback’s crap-ass gimmick. Have you seen what his opponents look like? I believe I touched on this last week, but sometimes a visual will help those who aren’t familiar with Ryback’s history. Most of his opponents look like these four….

Did the graduating class of 2012’s grade 8 become super desperate to get laid that they had to imitate professional wrestlers? Sorry, I have no idea where that was going. Meh, nobody cares.

 

How’s this for looking kinky and possibly bordering on breaking the PG rating?

Looks like Santino better get ready for a donkey punch. I’m sorry, but it’s hilarious! Looks uncomfortable for Santino being pinned to steel steps with a 400+ pound giant on his back. I like Big Show as a monster, but I think it would have been better suited in making Kane this kind of monster as he returned as a monster but has basically become a pussy again. It’s like the WWE can’t concentrate on more than one big guy at a time. It’s like the writers have A-D-D. They can’t focus on two different monsters. Then again, look at these two monsters…

WHAT IS WITH VICKIE GUERRERO’S BOOBS?! Those things could hold up a collection of books written by timeless authors. It’s like a shelf in her shirt.  Colleen and I nearly died of laughter at the perkiness of them. I’m curious to know if she had them reduced in the last week. She didn’t really do much and they look smaller and higher than before. Since I know what freshly reduced boobs look like as I had mine done. I’m guessing that’s what she had.

 

If the WWE concentrated on the quality of matches on RAW and SmackDown instead of quantity and backstage segments and in-ring promos, they might actually have decent shows out there. WWE puts less emphasis on the backstage segments and promos on NXT  and more on matches. The shows matches are better quality, harder worked and just as, if not more so, long as the two primary shows. NXT has at least two amazing matches each week. Ones that I’m sure most of the WWE “universe” over-look because well, it’s not RAW and/or SmackDown. Their tag team matches are with par of the Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian era, and their diva’s matches are on par with a Cody Rhodes match. This week it was the same thing. Tamina Snuka and Natalya put on one hell of a diva’s match this week. I was so impressed by the work the two of them were doing, that it made me mourn the days of when Diva’s matches once had the opportunity to be a main event on RAW. Where the diva’s didn’t suck balls to get championships, but worked their asses off. Just look at the amazing height, Tamina Snuka got in re-creating her father’s (“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka) finisher…

The tag team division is stronger. The Uso’s are featured on the show almost each week. An underrated and underused team in the WWE. And as much as I’m not a fan of tag teams that are just tossed together, like Kofi Kingston and R-Truth (however they work really well together and I’m not against them), I’m LOVING Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel together. Kidd’s speed, and technical mixed with high-flying mingling perfectly with Gabriel’s high-flying, quickness, stealth and timing, makes these two and undeniable force in the tag team division…IF USED CORRECTLY! I crave more from these two. I hate it when their matches end because I could watch them forever. They remind me of TNA’s Motorcity Machine Guns, or a modern day Hardy Boyz mixed with Hart Foundation. They look good together too.

The two of them are smooth. They’re like a great song that you never want to end (for my current song that I don’t want to end, check out George Harrison’s “Be Here Now,” that song makes me feel so much emotion.). I don’t want the WWE to end this union between them any time soon. I want them to actually put them on the main roster and help Kofi and Truth rebuild the tag team division because quite frankly, there isn’t anyone. The WWE’s tag team division is almost as lacking as their Diva’s division. Both need tremendous help! Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd are just the dudes to do it.  We can call them the HUGE JUNK Guys. OMG both of them are so well endowed in the pants department. I’m currently thinking about being the cheese in a Kidd/Gabriel sandwich. Sadly, in the case of all cheese… I stand alone 😦

 

Lol!! Colleen and I decided the perfect Tag Team name for Gabriel & Kidd would be the Manacondas. Yes, we are that disturbed.

 

I guess I shall wrap this up for this week. I’ve got an extremely busy weekend ahead of me. I get my hole checked out (not that hole you pervs! The one in my tummy), my hair did, a manicure & pedicure, plus my eyebrows waxed and reshaped. Meeting Bret “Hitman” Hart, and who knows else. Hanging with Mat, I’m sure. Yep, sure is a busy week. See you next week from Virginia! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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TNA

Slammiversary

-TNA Tag Team Championship: C)Christopher Daniels & Kazarian vs. AJ Styles & Kurt Angle

Sarge’s Prediction: AJ Styles & Kurt Angle

Diva’s Prediction: AJ Styles & Kurt Angle

The Game’s Prediction: AJ Styles & Kurt Angle

Greg’s Prediction: AJ Styles & Kurt Angle

Joseph Parks vs. Bully Ray

Sarge’s Prediction: Joseph Parks

Diva’s Prediction: Joseph Parks

The Game’s Prediction: Joseph Parks

Greg’s Prediction: Joseph Parks

Devon & Garrett Bischoff vs. Robbie E. & Robbie T.

Sarge’s Prediction: Devon & Garrett Bischoff

Diva’s Prediction: Devon & Garrett Bischoff

The Game’s Prediction: Robbie E & Robbie T

Greg’s Prediction: Devon & Garrett Bischoff

-TNA Knockouts Championship: C)Gail Kim  vs.  Brooke Tessmacher

Sarge’s Prediction: Brooke Tessmacher

Diva’s Prediction: Gail Kim

The Game’s Prediction: Brooke Tessmacher

Greg’s Prediction: Gail Kim

-Open Challenge Match: Crimson  vs. TBA

Sarge’s Prediction: Whoever TBA is

Diva’s Prediction: Crimson

The Game’s Prediction: TBA

Greg’s Prediction: Crimson

Austin Aries    vs.    Samoa Joe

Sarge’s Prediction: Samoa Joe

Diva’s Prediction: Austin Aries

The Game’s Prediction: Samoa Joe

Greg’s Prediction: Austin Aries

-3-Way Match for #1 Contendership for the TNA Heavyweight Championship:

Mr. Anderson     vs.    Rob Van Damn   vs.  Jeff Hardy

Sarge’s Prediction: Mr. Anderson

Diva’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy

The Game’s Prediction: Rob Van Damn

Greg’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy

-TNA Heavyweight Championship: C)Bobby Roode  vs.  Sting

Sarge’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

Diva’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

The Game’s Prediction: Sting

Greg’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

 

That’s it for this weeks edition. Next week we will have our WWE pay-per-view predictions for No Way Out. And Sarge and I will be posting from Virginia. Stay tuned for super happy fun awesome time!

 

“It’s Slobberknocker good!”

-Michael Cole on RAW June 4, 2012

Being Forced to apologize to Jim Ross by John Cena