2015 WWE Night Of Champions Predictions & More

Hey hey hey! Another month gone by, and another pay-per-view that we must predict. Seems like no time passes in between these things. Either that or I’m so damn busy that I miss the time. Anyways, away we go….

Hello there my Royal Subjects and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts! So it is another PPV weekend again. It is the Night of Champions. I’m first going to write about my thoughts on the last PPV.

I thought SummerSlam was pretty good and entertaining! Seth Rollins ended up retaining the WWE World Championship and winning the United States Championship too! He had a good match with John Cena and they both worked really hard in the match. But here is how Rollins ended up winning he was just about to get a chair and hit Cena but Jon Stewart came down and took away the chair and he hit Cena in the back and Seth ended up winning the match! Everyone went nuts when Stewart hit him. The NYC crowd loved it a lot! So it was a great entertaining moment for sure!

The Undertaker VS Brock Lesnar match was really great as well. The Undertaker ended up winning the match via kicking Brock in the nuts when the ref wasn’t paying attention. But there was a screwy finished before that happened. You see Brock had The Undertaker in a submission and the ref was looking to see if Brock had his shoulders down on the mat but he didn’t see The Undertaker tapping out but the time keeper did and rang the bell. So that confused some people because Brock wasn’t pinned. So the ref said he didn’t call the match finished and was arguing with the time keeper then that’s when Undertaker low bowed him and put him in a submission and Brock passed out while holding up his middle finger to Taker. So I really enjoyed that match a lot.

One more thing about the Brock/Taker match during their match both of them went down then Brock got up and started laughing at Taker then all of the sudden Taker got up and mocked Brock and he started to laugh! It was a moment that made me LOL so much! Now there are so many memes about it! I’m sure Diva will have a few for you to see!

Overall I really did enjoy SummerSlam and it was great that Diva has the WWE Network so we can all come over and watch the PPVs each month! So guess what I’m doing tomorrow night?! Haha Don’t worry Diva I’m bringing a bottle of wine for the occasion!

So the next night on RAW after the PPV aired there were some big surprises. Of course Jon Stewart came out to a big pop and he said the reason why he didn’t want to Cena to win the WWE Heavyweight Championship was because he didn’t want Cena to tie Ric Flair’s number of Championships. Ric is a legend and he didn’t like how the streak was ruin by Brock so he didn’t want to see Ric loose his status as the most title reigns. So this brought out Ric Flair to the ring and he told Stewart that he ruined everything the night before. He said wanted Cena to win the Championship that night because he respects Cena and if anyone was to break his record it should be Cena. Of course a lot of the fans didn’t really like that all. This brought out Cena who was furious with Stewart and they talked for a bit. Cena decided to take out his frustrations with Stewart and gave Stewart the AA in the middle of the ring! That was pretty cool! Haha Anyway I love Jon Stewart he is a great fan of the WWE and he was a great host and I hope they bring him back for WrestleMania next year!

A week before their match at SS Seth Rollins asked Triple H and Stephanie if he defeated John Cena at SS could he get a gold statue of himself and have it at the WWE headquarters in Stamford like the other ones that are there. So they both agreed to it. So the next night on RAW they decided to have this big reveal of the Statue. You knew something was going to be up with that. John Cena was in the back and told Triple H and Stephanie that he wasn’t done with Rollins and that he will see him later that night. Of course they said no he wasn’t going to do that and he was barred from the arena. So was John Cena going to sneak his way back in at the end of the show? Well they had the statue on this dolly and there was curtains covering it up. It was in the middle of the ring. Both Triple H and Stephanie talked about Seth Rollins how he is future of the WWE. Then Rollins was introduced and he had some words too. Then finally it was the big reveal of the Statue. They took the curtains off and it was Sting standing in there instead of the statue! He of course had the baseball bat and went after Seth Rollins! It was pretty cool seeing Sting there. Now they have a match set up at Night of Champions for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship!

That isn’t the only match that Seth has for the night. He will have to face John Cena for the US Championship too. I think John will end up winning his match against Rollins and I believe Rollins will beat Sting at Night of Champions.

Another surprise which happened on RAW was the return of the Dudley Boys! I wasn’t expecting that! It was a great surprise and they took out The New Day when they made their return! They of course will be getting a tag team championship match at Night of Champions. I don’t think they will win that night but I do expect The Dudley Boys to end up winning the championship at some point.

I want to take a second to say how I was impressed with a match between Sasha Banks and Bailey at the NXT Takeover! It was probably one of the best women matches I have ever seen! It was really great work from both of them and it saw Bailey getting the win and NXT Diva Championship. Way to go. I really like Sasha Banks a lot. I think she is a star and a great wrestler too!

I’m a little disappointed with how WWE is handling their Women Revolution on RAW so far. They haven’t really let the NXT women wrestlers who have come up do their thing in the ring. We know they can wrestle but I don’t understand why Vince won’t let them do their thing in the ring?! It just boggles my mind! But of course there is a lot of stuff that goes on WWE TV that boggles my mind a lot too! So it isn’t just that one area! Oh well. I hope it will eventually change.

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you enjoy the PPV if you’re watching it!

If you want to get a hold of me you can e-mail me gl.club17@gmail.com or reach me on twitter @blitz101

 

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BOOT CAMP

Ladies and gentlemen…..troopers of all ages….how’s it hangin’?

It’s good to be back once again here in the old Boot Camp. I want to take a minute before we get rolling to apologize for being such a downer in my last edition. Sure, everything I talked about came right from my heart, but it was definitely not a fun read. Not my usual fare, to say the least. I guess I had been through a ton of shit in the weeks leading up to that moment, and I feel good enough about our writer/reader relationship that I just opened up and got it all off my chest. It may take a while, but I am going to try my best to make it up to you.

Things have improved greatly in the past couple of months, and although I have not gone back to work quite yet, I have been relaxing and taking some time to be a father to my kids. Sure, my wife is going nuts and is basically pissed that I am here all the time now, but until I go back to another job….she’s stuck with me. The kids love spending the time with me, and I love spending it with them. I love making them smile and laugh because it’s so good for my soul. It has helped me heal on a spiritual level, and it all just makes me love them even more. It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

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I need to let you know ahead of time that this “Night of Champions” edition of Sarge’s Boot Camp is going to be a little on the short side. I have been brainstorming all day, and honestly haven’t been able to come up with much that I feel I could talk about at length. But, it’s not length that matters. Right, ladies?

Hey, I’m joking! The Sarge has never needed to make excuses where it counts.

Wow, where the Hell was I going with that? Hmmm…..let’s just move on, shall we?

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I don’t know what possessed Sheamus to cut his hair into a Mohawk and start wearing metal dingleberries in his beard, but I am sure he has a good reason. All the fans can do is chant “You look stupid!”. The fans don’t know shit! I agree…Sheamus looks a little “different”, but I wouldn’t call him stupid. Let’s face it. He’s not exactly Mantaur. Or the Gobbledy Gooker. You wanna talk about stupid looking MF’rs? Those two make Sheamus look like GQ material.

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On a side note, I am typing this article on a Friday night. There is no wrestling on, and I do not have any shows to browse through on my DVR. So, I am watching a movie on Netflix about a guy who has a little monster living inside his rectum. Yes, you read that correctly. I couldn’t make this up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJ-7oJ9cqA

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WWE’s logic is once again confusing me all to Hell. Brock Lesnar VS The Undertaker was all the rage leading into SummerSlam. On RAW the following night, Paul Heyman and Lesnar came out to address the outcome of the match and claim that there will be a rematch to set the record straight. One week later, and there are barely two words mentioned about Lesnar or Undertaker at all. All that has been advertised since is a WWE Network special that will air live from Madison Square Garden featuring Brock Lesnar, and his opponent will be……The…….Big…….Show!!???

Huh??

How and why should that need to happen? What beef does Show have with Lesnar? The whole thing makes no sense. That is, unless they plan to have Taker interfere once again like he did at Battleground….and that will be boring, not to mention somewhat predictable. You can always tell when someone is going to come out and get involved when a guy feuding with someone is booked in a match against someone who they have absolutely no business facing to begin with. It happens all the time!

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I was so busy going on about my recent funk that I totally forgot to mention something that has developed in my life in the past month. We got a new internet provider for the house and we can now stream Netflix as well as WWE Network!! Yeah, I can now watch NXT every Wednesday and all the PPVs again. I have to be honest…..this is a real game changer for me. I went more than two years not being able to watch PPVs because of either 1) the cost of going through my cable company, or 2) having an internet provider that couldn’t support streaming of WWE Network (or Netflix) content. I even had to miss last year’s WrestleMania and watch it several months later on Blu-Ray. There is something un-American about that. Simply not cool! But now, all that has changed. I never got to watch NXT shows or PPVs, but now that I have….I am quickly becoming a big fan of that brand. NXT TakeOver last month was freaking incredible. I never thought I would see a WWE even where the women’s match was touted as the best of the night, but Bayley and Sasha Banks KILLED IT at TakeOver. If I had missed it, I would have felt completely cheated because the internet blew up the next day with people going nuts over this Divas match. I hear lots of people mentioning the words “match of the year”….for a Divas match. Never in my wrestling fan life have I ever thought I would see the day when a women’s match would be seen as such a phenomenal event. Whatever it was that happened that night, all the stars and planets were aligned in such a way that something truly special took place, and the NXT Universe hasn’t shut up about it since! Now, we look to the next NXT TakeOver, and there will be a rematch. Sasha Banks VS Bayley in a 30-minute Iron Man (or Woman) match. This match will MAIN EVENT the show!! A Divas match as the main event of a WWE PPV. Has Hell frozen over? Have things finally begun to turn around for the women’s division in WWE?

I would say……not quite. Bayley and Sasha are just two examples of what the division NEEDS to be NOW! But, only within NXT. On the main roster, we still have Team Bella, and as we saw the other night on SmackDown (to name just one shining example)…..this is what’s wrong with the Divas division in regards to the main roster. Everything leading up to that sham of a party for Nikki Bella was not worth anyone’s time and we as a public of consumers (and intelligent human beings in general) should petition WWE to remove the Bellas from our TV screens and compensate each and every last one of us for the time we will never get back as we suffered through that insulting, self-indulgent truckload of tripe! Nikki, Brie and Alicia Fox delivered their lines with all the eloquence of an amateur porn actress who watches too much E! Network. They make them the focus of ‘Total Divas’, and it has all gone to their heads. The Bellas think they are the WWE’s answer to the Kardashians, and that, in itself makes me cringe so hard, I may develop back problems later in life. Can I sue WWE for that?

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Speaking of lawsuits, maybe now is a good time for me to hit the road before I cause any more trouble. I may have already said too much! So, I guess you know where this is going.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

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Well, SummerSlam was so-so. Predictable but wasn’t completely a waste. So much to get to. So much that I actually started this on Tuesday instead of this morning when it was deadlined to be posted. Lol!! So I better shut it and get to bidness.

Five Words…..

The Vigilante in my panties!!!!!!

As far as celebrities in the ring goes, Arrow’s Stephen Amell, did an exceptional job. He actually worked on training before his match at SummerSlam, as noted by his facebook streaming videos. He may not have had complete proper training, but he didn’t look like shit in the ring like some. I’m sure he will end up in the WWE Hall of Fame’s Celebrity Wing down the line. I think we can all agree that he is more worthy of such induction more than Drew Carey ever was. I’ve never seen a celebrity non-wrestler do such a high risk move than Amell when he jumped off the top rope onto Stardust and King Barrett who were on the floor. Like C’mon!!!

The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar was this time booked right. At the end of the show in the main event. It wasn’t a half bad match, and was probably the best one on the card. Although, I’m pretty sure I said something different the night of Summer Slam. All of us couldn’t help but crack up when Brock Lesnar started to laugh at The Undertaker, and the Undertaker laughed back…

This entire thing has started a trend of meme’s on the Internet. Some of them are quite funny.

I can’t help but talk about what many people, (aka wrestling fans), have been saying could be match of the year… NXT Women’s Championship, champion Sasha Banks vs. Bayley the night before Summer Slam. It was just incredible. I mean I have never seen so much heart and so much structure to make a match look perfect. They have put all of the male wrestlers to shame. I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MROEK_yPlKA

So all this crap going on between Rusev, Summer Rae, Lana and Dolph Ziggler is so shitty. I’m sorry but this isn’t interesting. It’s like watching a shit episode of Days Of Our Lives. Ziggler looks like a man hoe, who should probably be checked for many STD’s or I’s or whatever the fuck they’re calling transmitted sexual shit nowadays. Then again, if he’s been with Summer Rae, then he definitely needs to be checked… BUUUUURRRRRRNNNN!!!!!

People can’t stop talking about the return of the Dudley Boyz. I have one question… Why? Why talk about them? They weren’t really even needed back in attitude era. I certainly wasn’t tuning into the TLC matches because of them. They were just sort of there, in the background. It was the Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian who made those matches and the tag team divison stand out. Not a couple of miss-matched hillbilly camo wearing fat fuckers. The talent pool had to be quite shitty over on TNA if they gave Bubba Ray Dudley their heavyweight championship. Now they’re back for what? One last humiliation? I’m the only one who isn’t excited about this return… That I know of. I think that their time has come and gone, and I’m not sure what they want from us fans. Because I’m all out of adulation for a tag team that I don’t believe deserves much. Headbutting a few crotches with your tongue out hardly calls for applause. The best part of that was the whole “wuzzzzzz uppppppp??!!!!” which wasn’t even theirs. They were mediocre wrestlers who got famous because of a table. The Hardys and Edge & Christian did most of the work in their matches, taking the hardest bumps and taking the most risks.

John Cena…. still hate him. In fact, I’m not the only one in my household who does not like John Cena. Last week, I was watching RAW, while River was in her excersaucer, and she plays, never pays attention to the television unless the Octonauts are on the television. Seth Rollins comes out and starts talking and River, whips around. OMG it’s SETH ROLLINS!!!!

Then, John Cena came out. I was laughing so hard at her, that I didn’t get a video or a photo, but she started crying. Not in the good, “Oh my god, it’s my hero and I can’t contain myself” type of crying either, but more like, “mama, make him go away! He’s horrible. Ew, he hurts my eyes,” sort of way. Lol! It was hilarious.

WWE really knows how to screw two people at once. Both AJ Lee and Charlotte. With Nikki Bella now holding the record of longest Diva’s champion, breaking AJ’s record; I can’t help but think it’s all because of the shit going on between WWE and CM Punk. Why not allow John Cena’s fuck-buddy get the honour of having such a reign, especially since she doesn’t deserve it. Poor Charlotte gets to have a momenth where she believed she won it, only to have that moment taken away from her and her father, Ric Flair. So both got screwed. Charlotte’s moment got taken away from her, and AJ Lee’s incomprable reign got shit on by a Bella. Sort of how I feel whenever I think of Candice Michelle, Michelle McCool & Layla all carrying the WWE Women’s Championship and how they shit on the legacy that the Fabulous Moolah, Wendy Richter, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, Mickie James, & Trish Stratus, all built. AJ was a good wrestler. She was probably the only to hold that title that made the belt have an ounce of credability. Paige is deserving, but only if they let her work the way she did in NXT. The WWE needs to allow the girls who came through NXT, to work the same way they worked in NXT. Paige, Sasha Banks, Charlotte, and Becky Lynch, all need to be allowed to do what they did to make them so amazing in NXT.

Unless between now and publication if I can think of anything I wanna talk about, I’ll add it. But right now, I have a lot going on. I have a walk that is coming up that you can find information on Facebook for, Walk 4 Kiska—Kiska’s Legacy. I need pledges. It’s like a flat rate. If you pledge a dollar or ten dollars, that’s it. It’s not per kilometre or anything. So feel freek to contact me (info at the end of Skirt Sheet). But it’s October 3^rd at Sunnybrook Park in Toronto, Ontario. We would love your support if you’re in the area and can make it down. It’s for a good cause. Even if you just walk with us, that’s also good enough. We’ll be happy to talk to anyone with questions regarding Canada’s last orca, Kiska.

Take it easy my peeps. See you in a month. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Night Of Champions

Kick-Off Show: –Neville & The Lucha Dragons vs. Stardust & The Ascension (Cosmic Wasteland)

Sarges’ Prediction: Neville & The LuchaDragons

Diva’s Prediction: Stardust & The Ascension

The Game’s Prediction: Stardust & The Ascension

King Greg’s Prediction: Neville & The LuchaDragons

PPV:

-WWE United States Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

Sarges’ Prediction: John Cena

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (barf)

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: John Cena

-6 Man Tag Team Match: The Wyatt Family vs. Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & ??

Sarges’ Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Diva’s Prediction: hmm…I’m going to have to go with The Wyatt Family (although tough one)

The Game’s Prediction: Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns & Mystery Partner

King Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Ryback vs. Kevin Owens

Sarges’ Prediction: Ryback

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens (hopefully)

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte

Sarges’ Prediction: Charlotte

Diva’s Prediction: Charlotte (since she got SCREWED on RAW)

The Game’s Prediction: Nikki Bella

King Greg’s Prediction: Charlotte

–Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Sarges’ Prediction: Rusev

Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

King Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

-WWE Tag Ream Championship: C)New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz

Sarges’ Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

Diva’s Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

The Game’s Prediction: New Day

King Greg’s Prediction: New Day

-WWE World Heavyweight Championship: C)Seth Rollins vs. Sting

Sarges’ Prediction: Seth Rollins

Diva’s Prediction: Sting

The Game’s Prediction: Sting

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins via screw job

That’s it for this month’s Fatal 4-Way. Hope you check back next month for Hell In A Cell. Lets hope a piano falls on John Cena soon, or else I’m going to have to stop watching wrestling. Can’t stand his ass or his face for that matter. Cheers!

WWE Battleground and NXT Diva Take Over?

We are one short this week, but I’m sure Sarge will be back in time for SummerSlam. He’s on vaccation from the cyber world. But trust that he will be back with his boot camp so you suckers better be ready for an ass whoopin’ when he does. He did stop by to deliver his WWE Battleground Predictions.

Lets roll the footage monkey’s…

Hello there my fellow royal readers and welcome to another edition of The Royal Thoughts. First off I would like to say I’m sorry for not posting an article last month. I know you the readers were looking forward to a bloody good article! Well I had a few issues with my bloody computer and I also wasn’t bloody feeling that well either. But now I feel better and my computer is working better too! Onto my thoughts for this month!

So many things have happened since I last wrote. Both John Cena and Kevin Owens each have a win(in their feud). Now they are facing each other once again this Sunday at Battle Ground(what a lame name for a PPV). I’m hoping Kevin ends up winning since he lost his NXT World Championship. That way he can become the new US Champion! But I have to admit these open challenges which John Cena has been doing have been actually entertaining and fun to watch. He recently had two matches with Cesaro and they were really great! I know a lot of people were talking about it online! But I do believe it is John’s turn to drop the US title at Battle Ground.

The Main Event for Battle Ground is going to be WWE Heavyweight Championship match Seth Rollins(c) VS Brock Lesner. I don’t see Lesner winning this match. I have a feeling Seth will keep the championship for now. But this match should be pretty awesome! Both guys are very entertaining in their own way and I can’t wait to see these two go at it! 🙂

One match that won’t be happening at WWE Battle Ground now is The Miz VS Ryback VS Big Show for the IC Championship. Ryback is in the hospital with a Straft infection in his knee. That’s a pretty serious injury! So he will be out for a few weeks more than likely! I imagine they will have the match later this month or at Summer Slam. We shall see!

I just watched the new Divas who have came up from NXT to join the WWE Roster. Can I just say thank goodness they are here now! Maybe Women wrestling will be actually fun to watch! I hope so! It is good to see Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte. These ladies will make the Diva’s division so much better! See good things come from this! 😀

Another match that will be happening this Sunday will be Randy Orton VS Mr Money In The Bank Sheamus. This should be a pretty fun match! I think Sheamus needs the win here so he can look good when he cashes in his MITB contract. I could see Sheamus doing it very soon! I wouldn’t be surprised if he did it at Summer Slam. That would be interesting if that happened.

I saw a youtube video of CM Punk working out with other UFC fighters. He seems really into it and I can’t wait to see his fight match in UFC. I think Diva and I should have a party when it happens? I think it would be cool to see how he does in it. I mean UFC is huge and they mean business. Do you guys think Punk can do it?

I haven’t watched any Tough Enough and I have no interest in watching it. I think Diva is watching it. I’m sure she will report about it if she is watching it? Lol

Anyway I’m finish for this month my Royal Readers! I will talk to you later! See ya!

You can reach me @blitz101 or e-mail me at gl.club17@gmail.com

BREAKING NEWS: Aldo OUT of 189 Mendes Replacing vs McGregor UFC 189: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSmtmiY6unc

My UFC 189 picks and thoughts NXT TakeOver in Brooklyn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9f6Vz15r9c

Results for UFC 189 and UFC Ultimate Fighter Finale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unw9RA4Ah70

NXT Divas TakeOver RAW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bcvNIHl194

I’m just going to jump in this, so I’m shutting it and getting to bidness…

I’ve been so out of wrestling the past few weeks. Between moving and dealing with River, who is a lot more active and vocal, I just haven’t had a moment to really enjoy things. I’m so behind on NXT that I barely know what’s going on. Tough Enough is pretty much the same crap shoot it was a few years ago. None of these people scream WWE Superstar to me. There is nobody I’m rooting for. I’m still watching it, because it’s the summer and there really isn’t much else on.

I’ve been watching the episodes of Swerved, and laughing my ass off at some of the gags. This week R-Truth dressed up as BAE (Bad Ass Elephant) and stood in the hallway backstage at a WWE event and scared random people. One of those people he TRIED to scare was Naomi, who just turned around and kicked him in the junk. I think I laughed my ass off for about two minutes. The other one I laughed at was this one…

http://www.wwe.com/videos/wwe-network-swerved-are-you-pranking-me-preview-27632037

Just a shout out to who ever booked the Diva’s segment on RAW this week. Good job. First interesting Diva’s segment in a long time. I like to attribute that to Paige and the NXT Diva’s, Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks. Seriously, the crowd was even chanting “This is Awesome!” It was truly well done and I’m actually excited about the division. I’m just hoping they don’t fuck it up by adding Eva Marie somewhere.

This domination by the NXT Diva’s (left to right: Charlotte, Becky Lynch and NXT Women’s Champ, Sasha Banks, locking in submissions on Team Bella; Alicia Fox, Brie Bella and WWE Diva’s Champ, Nikki Bella). If you want to see what actually went down and check out the NXT Diva’s in action… http://www.wwe.com/videos/nxt-divas-emerge-to-challenge-team-bella-raw-july-13-2015-27650619

I have so much more high hopes from the Diva’s from NXT. They seem to be far more experienced in the ring then most of the WWE’s current Diva’s roster. People like the Bella’s, Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, Layla, and anyone who isn’t Paige, Naomi, Tamina and Natalya, need to really take notice and learn to wrestle at a level higher then they are currently. Once Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks become regulars on the main roster, things are going to change and actually have the potential to make the Diva’s division matter. My only concern is that they will be told to tone it down in order for the Bella’s and other useless diva’s to keep up and not look like complete crap. It’s the same thing that has happened to the current NXT male superstars who have come. They’ve toned it down in order to make the WWE’s main superstars look good. It’s sad really. It’s a precedent that was set when Rey Mysterio joined WWE and was asked to keep the high flying moves limited as it was obvious that half the roster had no clue how to take them offensively.

However, if the NXT diva’s and the stronger diva’s on the current WWE roster, keep up the quality that they have been known to work at, then I’m going to go out on a limb to say that we are about the enter an era of diva’s work similar to that of the early 2000’s with Trish Stratus, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, Jacqueline, etc.. I guess like every period in wrestling, there is a down time. There’s been suck a down time in the Diva’s division that since Total Diva’s began airing, I’ve noticed improvements in the Bella Twins and other diva’s who are featured on the show. I guess because the outside spotlight is starting to shine in on the diva’s division, that they couldn’t have the stars of their reality show look like shit in the ring. It’s worked as a great way to motivate the talent.

Charlotte, Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch aside, the other diva’s on NXT have their work cut out for them. There is of course the ever loveable, Bailey. Who is probably the ultimate under dog and baby face. There is Alexa Bliss, who has yet to do anything note worthy, and Carmella, who basically has one of the catchiest catch phrases but that’s about it. Emma, who’s short lived push on the main roster fizzled when she shoplifted from a walmart last year. Then there is Dana Brooke. I’ve not seen such low quality in a diva’s in-ring work since Christy Hemme’s WWE run. Brooke is HORRIBLE!!!

For once I’m excited. So we shall see how long this excitement lasts.

Cesaro is working his hairy ass off. I give the guy credit, he’s a hell of a wrestler and really took it to John Cena nearly two weeks ago on RAW. That was one of Cena’s best matches and he should really thank Cesaro for carrying him. I still have no use for Cena. I think a fish stuck on a pile of sand is more useful then Cena.

Can we not discuss the Tokyo show of the WWE? The worst match on there, was Brock Lesnar vs. Kofi Kingston. It’s not a dig at either guys, it’s the booking of the match. Kofi being billed as his opponent, didn’t stand a bloody chance. You knew the ending right away. Perfect example of a squash match. Match of the night is tied between Chris Jericho vs. Neville and Kevin Owens defending the NXT Championship against Finn Balor. It wasn’t a surprise that Balor would go over, considering how they were hyping him up the weeks leading up to the live event in Tokyo. Nevertheless, it was a steller match. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqFSL3ROxw

Having Jericho and Neville face off as the curtain jerkers was a great start to otherwise a mediocre event. The match wasn’t as predictable as Balor vs. Owens, as either guy could have won. The match was fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMl9e6eXDr8

I think that’s about it for me this month. I have a lot of work to do as my niece, Kaitlyn, and nephew, Evan, are coming for a visit this coming Tuesday. So with that, Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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WWE

Battleground

Kick-off Show: -Battle for the Crown: R-Truth vs. King Barrett

Sarges’ Prediction: King Barrett

Diva’s Prediction: King Barrett

The Game’s Prediction: King Barrett

King Greg’s Prediction: King Barrett

PPV:

– Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Sarges’ Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

King Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-WWE Tag Team Chamionship: C)The Prime Time Players vs. The New Day

Sarges’ Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

The Game’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

King Greg’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

–Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Sarges’ Prediction: Roman Reigns

Diva’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

The Game’s Prediction: Bray Wyatt

King Greg’s Prediction: Roman Reigns

-WWE United States Championship: C) John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

Sarges’ Prediction: Kevin Owens

Diva’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

The Game’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

King Greg’s Prediction: Kevin Owens

-WWE Championship: C) Seth Rollins vs. Brock Lesnar

Sarges’ Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar by DQ

The Game’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

King Greg’s Prediction: Seth Rollins

That’s it for this months Fatal 4-Way, we will see you in a month for Summer Slam. I hear some pretty impressive rumours are going around and they involve Stephen Amel from Arrow, and another one about The Undertaker…. So doncha dare miss it!

HOF News, Hogan, & Elimination Chamber Predictions

In Memory Of
Nelson Frazier Jr.

(aka; Big Daddy V/Viscera/King Mabel)

(February 14, 1972-February 18, 2014)

Not exactly the way we want to start of our blog of the month. That’s two deaths, in two months. Hopefully that will be it for a while.

For those of you unfamiliar with Nelson Frazier Jr, he was better known as WWE Superstar Big Daddy V. He started his WWE career back in 1993 in a tag team with Robert “Bobby” Horne (Mo), as Mabel, to form Men On A Mission. He had brief success after the break-up of Men On A Mission, and won the 1995 King Of The Ring, to be renamed King Mabel. He left in 1996, only to return in 1998 as Viscera and joined The Undertaker’s Ministry of Darkness. Eventually he dropped the creepy Viscera gimmick when he left the company in 2000. He returned in 2004 and became Big Daddy V, until 2008. He died of an apparent massive heart attack at home in his bed, according to his wife. He had just turned 42. Our deepest sympathies to his wife and family, as well as all his friends.

Royal Rumble 2014 Results: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf58mfNRH2s&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

CM Punk Situation + RAW 20^th Anniversary DVD Review and More: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgRUqQQHQg&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RAW 2/10/14- Lita Put In The HOF, Shield vs. Wyatts Build up, and Cena vs. Orton…AGAIN!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb1VabE-eY&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

RIP Nelson Frazier Jr. aka Big Daddy V, Take Down: The DNA of GSP, UFC 170: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWEkSEJ2NGM&list=UU0XMnDOTIW_H3Chwzr6R_8w&feature=c4-overview

 

Feel bad that we have to start another month of on such a sad note. Unfortunately, there’s not much we can do about that. Whenever a wrestler dies young, it’s sad. It’s happened so much there is a point where you start to become immune to the grief and just carry on. You honour them in a small way because you watched them for years, and it’s fitting and respectful. But it’s rarely a surprise. Not anymore. Thankfully, as of late (touch wood), there hasn’t been as many deaths, at least not like the early 2000’s when it seemed someone died in wrestling way too young on what seemed like a weekly basis.

Rest In Peace, Nelson Frazier Jr. Hope you find happiness on the other side.

Now it’s time to shut it, and get to bidness.

Well, I may as well start here. CM Punk! My thoughts on his leaving the company are so mixed up. First and foremost, I don’t blame him. He was one of WWE’s top stars, and they kept feeding a bag full of shit after bag of shit. He was being held down and put into useless storylines. Storylines for someone who just started. Phil Brooks was understandably fed up with the bullshit. One of the stars of the Royal Rumble (more on that later), comes in at number one and holds on until he was the 27th person tossed out. Because of the way the fans treated the outcome, the WWE scrambled to re-write RAW the following day, leaving Punk off the show entirely. So he walked, and we haven’t seen him since. At first I thought that it was kind of silly to just walk out because you weren’t in the show, but then I saw RAW. If they called that a re-write to fix their mistakes the night before at the Rumble, then I would have walked too. Hell, I almost did. Whatever their re-write was, it didn’t work. We are still getting the same shit they had originally planned for WrestleMania 30 in April. Only thing is, now Punk is gone. It’s such a messy situation because us fans aren’t sure whether or not it’s a work, or if it’s the Godforsaken truth. So far, and sadly, it looks damn real.

He’s not the only one not happy in the WWE. Christian isn’t happy either. Both CM Punk and Christian are two people who don’t like to be walked on and manipulated. They work hard and want to see the results of that hard work. Neither has. In a long time. Christian’s contract is up this year and rumour is going around that he isn’t planning on re-signing. Whether he goes to TNA, holds out for Jeff Jarrett’s supposed new promotion, or retires to enjoy family life, who knows.

But with the departure of one and the possible upcoming departure of another favourite, and very talented in-ring performer, I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can stomach. I’ve been a fan for 30 years and I’ve gone through it all, but I think everyone has a breaking point, and I’m pretty sure I’ve reached mine. We’ll see after WrestleMania, whether or not I decide to keep on watching. I’m tired of it. NXT is keeping me interested. The promos may be sub-par, but the wrestling is amazing. Especially their Diva’s division. I may give up on the main WWE and just simply watch NXT. It’ll feel like I’m retiring from the business of being an invested fan. Retirement perks are that I save my eyes from the shit they are putting on their shows, my bank account will thank me, and I’ll have more free time to spend with my boyfriend, and watch television.

Sarge posted a link to some dude’s YouTube video where the dude counts down who he believes are the Top 10 Worst Wrestlers. Shall we give my take on his list?

10: Santino Marella; this guy says he’s a bad wrestler. I say he’s a damn good wrestler who just so happened to get a really shitty and dumb gimmick. Disagree.

9: Big Daddy V (Viscera/Mabel); Even though he just left the wrestling world for good, and I don’t really like to speak bad of the deceased, but I need to be honest. -Agree

8: Vladimir Kozlov; Kozlov never did it for me. I often found him boring and stale in the ring. He was sloppy, not polished at all. Sorry Sarge, but I agree.

7:Yoshi Tatsu; It’s almost the same case as Santino Marella, only it’s more due to the fact Tatsu get held back from the ring. He gets few matches, and it’s always him jobbing to everybody else. He has a boatload of talent, he just easily gets held back because of his size. Disagree.

6: Shelton Benjamin; I most certainly do not agree that Shelton Benjamin is one of the worst wrestlers. He had so much untapped talent. The WWE never used him to his full potential. His matches were always technically sound. Strongly Disagree.

5: Vince McMahon: I don’t classify Mr. McMahon as a wrestler. He’s the owner of a wrestling business, who has had a handful of matches. Agree.

4: Colin Delaney: I’m sure Colin had some sort of talent, but I don’t think we saw enough of him to make a strong case here. N/A

3: Yeti Man: What the fuck is a Yeti Man? Is this some sort of TNA bullshit? No it was WCW’s stupid gimmick. Many fans of wrestling are actually ashamed to have witnessed this. Seeing as I had no idea what this was, I’m innocent. I’m just ashamed that something worse than The Executioner existed.

I’m sorry but that looks more like a Mummy, but I guess Mummy Man was taken. I don’t know. AGREED!!!!!!!

2: Orlando Bloom: Is it Orlando Bloom? The Bi-sexual dude with the weird bugged out face that looks like a cross between Whoopie Goldberg and R-Truth? No wait, it’s Orlando Jordan. My bad. I get those two messed up. Not the actual person, just the names. I never found anything substantial about ORLANDO JORDAN’s wrestling skills. Agree.

1: John Cena: Oh hey he makes number 1 on yet another list. Cena may be one WWE’s biggest money makers, but it certainly isn’t due to Cena’s in-ring skills, but more about the magical illusions the WWE are able to weave to make unsuspecting fans buy into utter crap. Hence John Cena. When Cena first appeared on the scene and was still a mid-carder, rapping and all that crap, he was tolerable because of his mic skills, but even those skills have dissipated to a certain extent. He’s become repetitive and that, combined with his wrestling skills. AGREE!

Now I’ve watched 30 years of wrestling. I could do a ton of lists. But as a quick one for my top 10 Worst Wrestlers I’m going this way (in no particular order);

10: Zack Gowan

9: Vladimir Kozlov

8: Gene Snitsky

7: Hulk Hogan

6: Joey Abs

5: Akeem

4: Gillburg

3: John Cena

2: Kamala

1: Heidenreich

Lets just say I have my reasons.

Moving on…

How crappy was the Royal Rumble this year? What a fucking bullshit-crap-ass-waste of money. I love the Royal Rumble, and it very rarely lets me down. We all knew that Batista was going to win it, even though I believe a majority of us were against it. Breakout star was definitely Roman Reigns. By a mile. Match of the night belongs to Bray Wyatt vs. Daniel Bryan. Sadly this may have been the last time we’ve seen CM Punk. I don’t know if have ourselves to blame or what, but because of the fans boisterous reaction to Batista in the final few minutes of the Rumble, and then the outcome, the next day on RAW the writer’s were scrambling to fix the show to prevent any more possible hostility to the main event at WrestleMania 30. So much so they left CM Punk off the show. A show that had R-Truth vs. Fandango (could have done without), Ryback and Curtis Axel were on the show (really could have done without). Take those two matches out and you have enough time to toss in a CM Punk promo. Or a nice long CM Punk match. Either way, he’s gone.

So last month, I was stoked about seeing Jake “The Snake” Roberts showing up on Old School RAW. I bet you can imagine how happy I was to see and hear this news…

Jake “The Snake” Roberts will be inducted into the 2014 Hall of Fame, along with the Ultimate Warrior, and one of my favourite females, who I idolized for years…

What a class this is shaping up to be. Lita, Jake in the Hall of Fame. I was never really a huge fan of the Ultimate Warrior. Probably because I was under the age of 10 when he was there and I was too young to follow drug induced promos. He never made any freakin’ sense. I’m 29 plus some years now, and I still can’t make sense of any of those promos from back in the day. I’m glad that Lita is joining this years Hall of Fame. It wouldn’t be right to have just Trish Stratus in there and then wait years for Lita. Those two defined what women’s wrestling should be in the early 2000’s. It doesn’t feel like it was that long ago, but it was, 14-years ago. I just wish it was that way now. There will never be another Trish Stratus, and we can definitely say there will never be another Lita. Congrats to both Jake and Lita. I can’t wait to celebrate your inductions.

BABY NEWS!! No it’s not Trish related, and Max being breast fed on Canadian television (yes that happened, and no you pervs you didn’t get to see Trish’s boobies). No this news is a shocker. Adam “Edge” Copeland and Beth Kocianski (aka Beth Phoenix) welcomed a little baby girl two months ago, named Lyric. He dropped the bombshell on the George Strombo show up here in Canada just a couple of weeks ago. I was flabbergasted as he had said before that he didn’t really want children. Maybe he just didn’t think he wanted any, but the glow and smile and love he had on his face when he was talking about her, was undeniable. Both Beth and Adam are very private people, so there is no surprise that they kept this from the public. Congratulations to them on the birth of their first child. Cheers!

Mmm, Edge is definitely a DILF!

So this Monday the new WWE Network launches. I wouldn’t mind checking it out, but unfortunately they think Canada is such a foreign country that they can’t get it to us when they debut. It’s not like we are over seas or anything. We are similar in many ways. Just we are a better hockey players than the Americans, and we don’t cheat to get gold in Ice Dance at the Olympics. We are also smart enough not to make Justin Bieber famous, we gave him to the Americans. My family and friends who live in the States, aside, we are also generally smarter as well. Actually that might be stretching it. I think pretty much both countries are morons. I can say that with all honesty because I’ve seen and heard what people watch on television. Breaking Amish, Duck Dynasty, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, yeah, fail NORTH AMERICA! Sorry, my rant was brought to you by lack of Diet Coke. I have no idea where I was going with when I started this little paragraph, so I’m just going to end it now.

Those Christian Mingle commercials make me laugh. A bunch of bible thumpers looking for love, I bet those are the most boring dates ever. Yeah Diet Coke withdrawal is not a good thing for me. I’m going. I can’t do this right now. I need to go and get myself Diet Coke, I’m one step away from killing someone. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA, the whiny fanboys of the IWC, or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 BOOT CAMP

 What’s up, woodchucks?

Or, should I say “groundhogs”? No. No, that would be an insult. Ya see, I respect all my troops….but that cold-blooded, lying, piece of shit sociopathic franken-gopher, Punxsutawney Phil can plant a big, wet smacker directly on my ghostly white corn cannon! Six more weeks of winter, eh? Fuck you, Phil!

So, I normally wait until WrestleMania weekend to do one of my “infamous” lists of random thoughts. However, I am feeling the urge to kick one out for this weekend as well.

Don’t worry. I will still be doing my “RandomMania” list before the biggest PPV of the year. As for now….let’s do this!

*** Maybe it’s the “poop joke aficionado” in me, but “Elimination Chamber” brings to mind a special room in a proctologist’s office where constipated people go to empty their colons before an “in-depth” exam.

*** I wonder if Daniel Bryan got the inspiration for his “YES YES YES” chant from one of Brie Bella’s orgasms.

*** I know that the producers wanted to give us a really “up close and personal” look into the lives of the cast members on Total Divas, but how personal is “too personal”? Natalya pissing herself in the ring, John Cena talking about shitting his pants, Cameron’s “hoo-ha” issues and Naomi’s contagious foot fungus. If anything, it’s making me see these people in an entirely different light….and it’s not pretty. Seems the most normal one of the group is Eva Marie, and she’s medically brain-dead.

Next season, Summer Rae joins the cast. What little nugget of wisdom are we going to discover about her? I can already feeling the nightmares brewing in my mind. I’m going to call it right now….pre-op transsexual with “Daddy issues”.

*** No disrespect to a certified Legend, but when they had a Black History Month profile on Bobo Brazil a couple weeks ago, I chuckled a little bit every time the narrator said the name of Brazil’s signature move, the “Coco Butt”. (tee hee)

*** Have I mentioned before that I am really starting to like Emma from NXT? I never watch NXT, so I never saw her until she started showing up on RAW and SmackDown, but she is quickly growing on me. I like her goofy “dancing” and entrance music. She’s like Summer Rae without all the “taking myself seriously” stuff. Emma is cool. I hope to see more out of her in the future. Shame she is saddled with Santino at the moment.

*** A few days ago, it was reported that Nelson Frazier Jr, who was known as “King Mabel”, Viscera and Big Daddy V had passed away. He will be missed. I have a lot of good memories of his work in the ring. Most recently, I remember his feud with The Boogeyman in ECW.

*** I just found out that Hulk Hogan is going to be hosting WrestleMania 30. I hope the Ultimate Warrior puts his plane into a nosedive.

*** I am actually hoping Randy Orton loses in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday. Over the past couple months, he has become nothing more than a whiny bitch who kisses Triple H’s ass constantly. He is being made to look very weak, and I am just getting sick of him as the champion. However, the list of possible new champions doesn’t exactly give me much hope. The only thing worse than this is knowing Batista is going to be facing whoever wins this match at WrestleMania.

*** Back when Daniel Bryan was part of the Wyatt family, I couldn’t see it. He looked too “clean”. I don’t know. He just didn’t seem to fit in as well as one might think. I am actually glad the storyline as cut short.

*** Not exactly sure if breaking up the Prime Time Players was a good move, but I am relieved that they waited until the buzz of Darren Young’s “coming out” had time to blow over. Imagine the public relations shit storm if too many people got the wrong idea about why Titus O’Neil was beating the crap out of Darren Young, like if they thought it was because of his sexual orientation. Phew!

*** Maybe it’s good that nobody in the Rhodes family is really huge and muscular. It would be way too easy to call them the “Rhoids” family. C’mon, it’s not even a challenge, people!

*** Should I feel old since the people being put in the WWE Hall of Fame the past few years are all people I grew up watching? Or, should I simply be proud to look back and realize that I have been a wrestling fan for as long as I have been?

*** I love the idea behind the WWE Network, and the price makes it accessible to nearly everyone. I just don’t use my laptop or phone as a replacement for my television. Even at $10 per month, I just can’t see myself sitting and watching WrestleMania on a 5 inch screen! I have more pride than that, for Christ’s sake. If I am watching a PPV, I am having guests over, and we are watching it on my 50” plasma HD TV. Thank you very much!

*** CM Punk leaving WWE by basically walking out on the company is not the way I would have liked to see him go. I wish he was still there, but I am sure he had his reasons. He hadn’t been used all that well since he lost the WWE Championship, and being screwed over at the Royal Rumble for the reason of Batista coming back after four years and winning it…let alone going on to headline at WrestleMania 30…yeah, I can see where Punk would be ready to walk. I will probably never fully understand his reasoning, but I am behind CM Punk in his decision. Honestly, WWE loses more people because the talent gets unhappy with how they are (or are not) being used. With a “Creative” team that has no fucking idea what to do with so many of its superstars and Divas, WWE is its own worst enemy.

*** …and then, there’s this:

The Deadman is looking like “death warmed over”. Makes me wonder how he is going to appear when we see him again on RAW this Monday night, or at WrestleMania this year. He looks more like “Get off my lawn!” than “This is my yard!”. Damn….McStool must really be sucking the life out of him lately.

Okay, all kidding aside, I hope everyone enjoys the Elimination Chamber PPV on Sunday. Those of you who are actually going to buy it, watch it, or give half a fuck at all about it, that is. I will not be watching it. I only get the “big” PPVs, so next one I actually pay for will be WrestleMania 30…which will also mark the next time we all gather here once again.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone, how are you doing this month?! I can’t believe it is already February and it is almost finished! Wow, crazy! Time sure does go fast! Pretty soon WM 30 will be here! Have you guys thought of any ideas for WM 30 parties?! I know Diva and I were kinda discussing things when we were watching the Royal Rumble. I think we might go with a HOF theme because so far we have The Ultimate Warrior, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and Lita so far for the class of 2014. I heard some rumours as to who else will be inducted. It looks like it could be a good one!

So as I’m writing this blog WWE just issued a press release about the return of Hulk Hogan to WWE. It will happen this Monday on RAW. It was leaked out weeks ago that Hogan was returning. We just didn’t know exactly when. Now we do. WWE also said Hogan will be hosting WrestleMania 30(hmmm is WWE reading my blogs)?! I do recall me mentioning how I would like to see Hogan hosting WrestleMania 30 and not actually wrestling in it. So it looks like WWE followed my advice! Now the next question is will Sting make his debut for WWE?! Hmmm

Let’s talk about the Royal Rumble. I really hated it this year! It was too predictable! Batista ended up winning the Rumble. Everyone in the arena was pretty much pissed off that he won. It isn’t Batista’s fault though…it is WWE’s fault. They were not listening to their fans and the fans let them know how they felt at the PPV! When Diva and I were watching Orton vs Cena the WWE universe let WWE know how they felt about seeing that match again. It was pretty ugly! But then again WWE deserved it. Both Diva and I were pretty much bored with the PPV(I’m sure she will have her say about it in her blog).

The WWE Network looks pretty sweet! WWE announced it last month and there has been so much talk about it. It won’t be available for us Canadians until later this year or early next year. But when does come available I may consider trying it for six months. I mean if I can get every PPV a month for $9.99 a month then why not try it out? I think this could be the next big thing WWE has come up with and I believe it is going to be huge and bring wrestling back to another boom!

This Sunday is the Elimination Chamber PPV. The main event is Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Cesaro vs Christian vs Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. I’m pretty much going with Orton in this match because the main event at Mania is probably going to be Orton vs Batista for the WWE Heavyweight Championship. Also happening at this PPV is The Wyatt Family vs The Shield, Darren Young vs Titus O’Neil, The New/Old Age Outlaws vs The Uso’s, Big E vs Jack Swagger and Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs Curtis Axel & Ryback. It should be a good PPV. The card isn’t that weak for once. But I’m not going to watch it though. Lol

Anyway that’s all I have to write about now. So I hope you have a nice day! 🙂

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WWE

Elimination Chamber

-Kick-off: Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Curtis Axel & Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

The Game’s Prediction: Curtis Axel & Ryback

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes & Goldust

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C) Big E vs. Jack Swagger

Sarge’s Prediction: Big E

Diva’s Prediction: Big E

The Game’s Prediction: Big E

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Big E

–Darren Young vs. Titus O’Neil

Sarge’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

Diva’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

The Game’s Prediction: Darren Young

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Titus O’Neil

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) New Age Outlaws vs. The Uso’s

Sarge’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Diva’s Prediction: The Uso’s

The Game’s Prediction: The Uso’s

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Uso’s

–Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Batista

Diva’s Prediction: Batista

The Game’s Prediction: Batista

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Badista haha

–The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family

Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield

Diva’s Prediction: I believe in THE SHIELD

The Game’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: The Wyatt Family

-Elimination Chamber; WWE World Heavyweight Championship:

C) Randy Orton vs. Cesaro vs. Christian vs. Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton

Bad News Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton

That’s it for us this month. Next month we will be back on March 16^th just to catch up on what’s taken place. Obviously we won’t have predictions, since there is no Pay-Per-View in March. Take it easy peeps!

1000th Episode of RAW!!!

Hey there peeps! What’s going down? Did you enjoy this weeks programming? Sarge and Diva are here to entertain you this week so, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

Woo one-thousand episodes of RAW, and it only took nineteen and a half years. Well here’s to another 1000 episodes. If anyone can do it, then Vince McMahon can. With that, I shall shut it and get to bidness.

 

I was very impressed with the 1000^th episode, and only mildly disappointed. Match wise they were lacking, as there was not a whole lot. Match of the night goes to Christian vs. The Miz for Christian’s Intercontinental championship.  The match was damn good and the two worked well together. Obviously with The Miz going over to become the NEW Intercontinental champion, he’s out of the dog house. Which is…AWESOME!!! Yeah, I said it. Cheesy I know.

 

I may not be the biggest Shawn Michaels fan, but I quite enjoyed the opening segment with DX. A bit of nostalgic moment, reminding me that RAW use to be edgier and exciting. Not this PG crap they’re force feeding us on a weekly basis. I though all five men; Shawn, Triple H, The Road Dogg,  “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn, and X-Pac, all looked in great shape. Speaking of “Bad Ass” Billy Gunn, they actually beeped out the “Ass” in “Bad Ass”. I was like really? They let The Rock say “candy-ass” all the time without censorship, yet they censored “Bad BEEP” Billy Gunn? WTF? Hell, they say “ass” on TV all the time. It’s no longer a taboo word.

One of the funniest things all night, and it really caught me off guard was the segment with Layla & AJ, talking about how “unstable” the entire WWE locker room is. The first two times AJ opened the door, were not as hilarious as the third time. First it was just “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan walking down the hall saying “hooooo.”  What got me was Layla didn’t answer him. How rude?! Lol!! The second time was R-Truth & “Rowdy” Roddy Piper playing jump rope with Lil’ Jimmy…

Yeah, I know!

Are you ready for the best part? The part that literally had me laughing my fucking ass off? Mae Young, showed up with her and Mark Henry’s son… The Hand!

OMG!! It was too frigging hilarious. I was dying. For years we just assumed the hand once was the fist in the old SmackDown set. Guess that’s someone else’s baby. Lol! My boyfriend asked the best question, “how does he masturbate?” My guess is with a hand job! Bazinga!

With that, I’ll just jump to AJ & Daniel Bryan’s wedding. The ceremony was presided by The Slickster, the doctor of style, and he’s chubby.

I knew right away that this wedding wasn’t going to take place when they didn’t do a video montage of AJ & Daniel to that cheesy, yet God awful “Together” song. To be on the safe side, I’m so having a wedding montage to that song at my wedding. With that the odds of having a 7-foot bald headed monster crashing my wedding with a chair, or a deadly snake in one of my wedding presents , or a crazed billionaire won’t stop my wedding by walking in with his bank vault shoved up his arse. Wait? Maybe these all happened BECAUSE of that cheesy song. Sigh!  Anywhoo (haha), the wedding didn’t take place, because that crazed billionaire with his bank vault shoved up his rectum (nearly killed him) came out after AJ announced that she received another proposal earlier. No, she’s not marrying Vince McMahon, nope instead McMahon has lost his ever-loving mind because he chose AJ to be the NEW GENERAL MANAGER of RAW.  Why? She’s hardly been in the business. She’s hardly had any matches on television, let alone any good ones. There has to be at least a dozen other choices; Mick Foley, William Regal, Trish Stratus, Lita, Edge, Bret Hart, Jim Ross, Vickie Guerrero, Road Dogg, Ron Simmons, JBL, or Teddy Long (who would be my second to last choice since I can’t understand a word that man says). Stephanie McMahon would be a great choice. I miss her on television. But AJ? Really? Literally allowing an inmate to run the asylum.

 

Trish Stratus was there, but we had like a sixty-second backstage segment between her and Triple H. It was reversal of a segment they did 12-years ago when Triple H was teaching Trish Stratus some moves before a mixed tag team match against The Rock and Lita (yeah my memory is that DAMN good–Haha).

This time, Triple H was complaining about stiffness, so Trish showed him some yoga moves, and unlike before, it wasn’t Stephanie McMahon walking in, but DX.

That’s pretty much it for Trish 😦

 

They did redeem themselves a little while later, which for me was the best part of the show… LITA!!!!!! Lita returned, looking amazing and like the Lita we all loved before. She defeated Heath Slater, with the help from Ron Simmons and JBL of the APA, DDP, Rikishi, Doink The Clown, Animal, Sycho Sid, Vader, Bob Backlund, Piper, and Sgt. Slaughter. Seeing Heath being beat by a chick was just the icing on the cake. Seeing her just made me long for the days of Team eXtreme, Edge & Christian, T & A. God I miss the good ol’ days. Part of me hopes that Amy Dumas (Lita, for all you noobs) missed that rush so much, that she’ll come back. I know, wishful thinking.

Here’s a blast from the past. I remember this guy from years before RAW even got started. Other than “Mean” Gene Okerlund, Sean Mooney was one of the prime backstage interviewers in the late 80’s to early 90’s. It was neat seeing him again on RAW. A real treat. He still looks the same.

What would be the 1000^th episode without one of the original stars who helped kick off the 19 ½ years of epic wrestling programming? The Undertaker made his first appearance since WrestleMania 28, to join up with his “brother” Kane. The Brother’s of destruction reunite after Kane is targeted by the jobbers of the company; Jinder Mahal (useless), Tyler Reks, Curt Hawkins, Hunico, Camacho and Drew McIntyre. Not that Kane couldn’t take care of them himself, but it was a good excuse to reunite him with ‘Taker.

What I didn’t understand was Charlie Sheen’s role in everything. He was supposedly suppose to be the special guest ambassador of RAW, except he wasn’t there in person. They Skyped with him from his home.

I don’t get it.

 

So that was the 1000^th episode of RAW in a nutshell, how did I get in this bloody nutshell? Haha!

 

So Another TNA knockout has been granted her release. Velvet Sky this week announced on her Twitter that she is no longer apart of TNA. It seems that TNA is treating their knockouts similar to how the WWE treats their Diva’s. The question is, with the departure of both Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, what is next for the two former TNA Knockouts? Will the become WWE Diva’s? And if they do, will their arrival mean a change for the Diva’s division? We can only hope.

 

We are nearing the end of this weeks Skirt Sheet, so with that, we must give you a update on Sycho Sid’s son, Frank, on Big Brother 14. He successfully completed his week of Head of Household. Not sure what next week will hold for him. I fear that he could be back doored if the Power of Veto is used and he isn’t already on the block. So more next week on Frank (By the way, I’m picking him to win the money, not just because he’s a wrestler’s son, but because he’s a likable person and a good player).

 

That’s it for this week my lovelies. Next week we will likely be late, as I am accompanying my boyfriend to his family reunion for the weekend. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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BOOT CAMP

What’s good, wizards?

I hope you don’t mind, but I don’t have a lot to say about any one thing today.  So….I’m going to say a little about a lot of things. How’s that grab ya?  Good?  It better, because I’m not changing my mind now.

Let me first say that I absolutely HATE Internet rumors, and no time to these rumors run more rampant than just before a big wrestling event. It happens before most PPVs, and even on the day of the 1000th episode of RAW last Monday.  Too much speculation making us all think and get our hopes up that something might happen that never does. Like the rumors about a possible appearance by the Ultimate Warrior that night.  If any of you know me, you know I am (and always have been) a huge Warrior fan.  I figured he’d be one of the “Legends” to come out and beat Heath Slater into a pulp, but….NOPE!  But, we did get to see Lita and Trish Stratus again.  So, I will forgive the rumors….this time!

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Cena is the first MITB winner to lose his title shot.  Why do we give a fuck?  He only lost to claim he was the “first to do it”. Is it going to hurt his image?  No?  He’s John Cena.  He could get caught in a Las Vegas hotel room snorting lines of cocaine off of a stripper’s ass while getting head from a donkey and he would still main event every PPV for the next 5 years anyway.

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When Santino walks to the ring, he looks like he is holding back a fit of explosive diarrhea.

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I hate being sick, but what I hate even more is knowing I will probably still be feeling like dog shit this Thursday when I go to a job fair to look for another line of work since my retirement. 

I thought I was going to be hired back by the contractor company over at my old squadron, but I guess that’s not happening now.  Not sure why.  They hired back people with less job experience and time in the service than I have. 

Anyway, the search will continue, I suppose.

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We bought our first watermelon of the season today.  They were on sale for half what they are normally priced at, so it was a good deal!  We cut it up and have it all stored in the fridge.  I want to go get some, but it’s getting late and I don’t know how much longer I am going to be up. 

Damn bowls of cut watermelon sitting in my fridge, taunting me like John Cena, saying “If you want some, come GET SOME!”.

Fuck you, Cena-melon!  I’ll get to you in the morning.

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They only started talking about this a few weeks ago, but I am so fucking tired of all this Tout crap.  It’s almost worse than Twitter, and I could really do without having to sit through all the videos.  99% of the people in these “Touts” piss me off because they look and sound like God damn idiots who started watching wrestling last month.  I just hate the whole idea of Tout because, at least with Twitter, you only have a cheese-ball profile pic to look at.  With Tout, you get to listen to what these morons are saying…AND have to look at their stupid facial expressions (or lack thereof) while they spew their 15 seconds of crap!  It’s fucking painful, folks! Seriously.  If WWE is trying to kill me for the things I have said and done in this blog over the years, they have a good chance of succeeding if this Tout thing goes on much longer.  I’d have to gouge out my eyes so I can’t see these people…poke out my ear drums with an ice pick so I can’t hear their asinine comments, and by that point, life will become so unbearable that I will just give up and jump off of a bridge.

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Even though I loved the 1000th RAW for the most part, I have to say that the whole wedding segment was both stupid and insultingly predictable.  Not in the way that I knew exactly what was going to happen, but in that I knew there was “no chance in Hell” of it going off without a hitch.  Well, actually, it did go off “without a hitch”.  In-ring weddings are like contract signings, only with nicer clothing and more flowers.

As a result of this one, AJ is now the new RAW General Manager.  Talk about the inmates running the asylum!

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Ever since Brooke Hogan was named as the General Manager (or whatever) of the Knockouts division, I have had a bad feeling about the future for these talented women.  Nothing much has changed, but the news I got the other day confirmed my fears.  Velvet Sky has been “future endeavored”!  She left TNA because she was unhappy with the recent handling of her character.

Way to go!  Let possibly one of the most popular Knockouts in TNA history walk away, just like you did with Angelina Love.  That’s the problem with TNA.  They get rid of all the good workers and keep all the mediocre/shitty ones for years and years.  There are a few exceptions to that, but mostly…it’s true.

They want to put Brooke Hogan in charge of the Knockouts?  Okay, then I blame her for the departure of Velvet Sky.

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I’m going to restore some of your faith in me and officially announce that I am completely ignoring the whole storyline over on TNA with AJ Styles, Claire Lynch, Christopher Daniels and Dixie Carter.  I talked about this a few weeks ago.  It’s a crappy idea and it makes fools out of all wrestling fans by making this show exactly what everyone makes fun of it for being….a soap opera for men.  I have always taken offense to that remark because I see wrestling as more than just a shitty soap opera.

 

Okay, not quite like that, but you get my drift (I hope).  I hate this angle they’ve got going because it’s all just some kind of silly Jerry Springer shit with cell phone pics of AJ and Claire in a hotel room in bed together and some crap about AJ being the father of Claire’s baby….yadda yadda yadda.  Oh, spare me!  If I wanted to sit through some retarded “Baby Mama Drama”, I’d freakin’ watch Maury.

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Okay, everyone.  That about does it for me this week.  Here’s hoping the next 6 days or so are good to you.  Good enough that you are able to drag your sorry asses back here next time when Boot Camp is back in session!

Until then, troops…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Join us again next week for more shenanigans. Adios muchachos.

“I have been granted my release by TNA at this time. It’s what’s best for me right now and I wanted to thank TNA and …And I also want to thank Vince Russo for creating and believing in the team of The Beautiful People. We had a great run! @Actualalove”

-Velvet Sky via Twitter @VelVelHoller