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We say Good-Bye To Brad Armstrong & See Ya L8R To Beth Phoenix!
In Memory of
Brad Armstrong
June 15, 1961 – November 1, 2012
Welcome back everyone. Not a good way to start the celebration of our little Blog that Could! For what it’s worth, Happy 6th Anniversary to The Fatal 4-Way!! Can’t believe we have been doing this for 6 years. Six Very Long Years!
Sadly we have to open with the news of a death in the wrestling family. Brad Armstrong passed away last week at the age of 51. He was most notably a wrestler for the NWA and WCW in the 1980’s and 1990’s and briefly for the WWE in 2006. Brad is one of four sons of “Bullet” Bob Armstrong, brother to “The Road Dog” Brian James, current WWE referee Scott Armstrong, and former wrestler Steve Armstrong who worked for the WWE as Lance Cassidy. It’s understood that he was having some medical issues and had visited his doctor a week prior. He was found unresponsive on the morning of November 1st.
We here at the Fatal 4-Way, would like to extend our condolences to the Armstrong family in their time of loss.
Hey hey hey!! I hope everyone has had a great Halloween. I have come to the conclusion that I do not make a good ginger (Thank-God-lol). Anyways, this week we have a lot to get to. (“Heads Will Roll”-Yeah Yeah Yeahs!), and you guessed it, it’s a music blog this week! It’s time to shut it and get to bidness.
Lots of Diva news this week. Well maybe not lots but enough. (“Skyfall”-Adel). On Friday October 26th, WWE ring announcer Lilian Garcia was hit by a SUV while working out. She suffered lacerations and bruising to the left side of her body. She was released from the hospital on the Sunday following her accident and remains at home recovering. On Tuesday she sent out a tout to the WWE Universe: http://www.tout.com/m/qr37lz?ref=tw5dy48b . Other than those details, not much else is known. WWE.com released an interview done with her on Thursday;
“Lilian spoke exclusively to WWE.com for the first time since her accident in Los Angeles. While resting at home, she wanted to clear up rumors about what happened last week.
The SmackDown ring announcer and singer was hit by an SUV while she was working out. She was not in her vehicle. She called it “the most frightening thing” she ever went through.
“I’m suffering from head, neck and back trauma,” she explained. “I have lacerations and wounds on the left side of my body.”
The Diva remains under close medical care since being released from the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.
“Thanks to the UCLA medical team who took great care of me,” she said.
Lilian is feeling better, but remains on pain medication. She’ll undergo further testing next week when the swelling of her injuries goes down. She is still unsure when she’ll return to WWE.
“Hopefully I’m on the road to recovery,” she said. “I can’t stand sitting here and doing nothing. I miss being on the road for WWE and the fans. I just can’t wait to get back.”
Finally, Lilian wanted to tell the WWE Universe that their love and support has kept her going through this difficult time.
“Thank you. The most amazing fans in the world are WWE fans,” Lilian said. “Thank you for the outpouring of love, well wishes and the support.””
Beth Phoenix wrapped up her WWE storyline this week to take some time off. Nothing on WWE.com was announced regarding her future endevours, but (“Cherry Lips”-Garbage) her profile has been removed from the Superstars page and over to WWE Alumni page. She reportedly left on good terms with the WWE and is welcome back whenever she’s read to return. Her departure comes in time as her boyfriend, former WWE Champion and Hall of Famer, Adam “Edge” Copeland is to go under the knife for the second time for his neck. She is expected to be taking the time off to help him through his tough recovery, as well as spend time with her family. As a fan of women’s wrestling, her departure saddens me as it doesn’t leave much in the way of actual female wrestlers in the WWE. The Diva’s division is dwindling fast. Only Natalya is currently left as one of the only females who could carry an actual match. Tamina is out with an injury and hopefully will return soon. That, unfortunately, doesn’t leave us with much. Beth Phoenix (“I Can’t Quit You Baby”-Led Zepplin) is probably one of the most talented female wrestlers I have ever seen and I’m going to miss her. It’s a massive loss to us female fans, but I wish her well and can’t wait until she does make her return back to the ring. I can’t fault her for wanting to take care of Adam “Edge” Copeland (man, I wish I could have talked my boyfriend into dressing up like Edge for Halloween. He easily could pull it off).
Hey, great news out of RAW last week, Jerry “The King” Lawler is set to return a week this Monday. Glad he’s doing well enough to come back. His heart attack in Montreal was a massive scare to everybody.
(“Personal Jesus”-Depeche Mode)Jake “the Snake” Roberts has reportedly moved in with Diamond Dallas Page in order to train and get back into ring shape for one more run. Roberts, who is 57 years old, wants one more go. Camera’s will be trained on both Page and Roberts as DDP helps whip Roberts into shape as he’s now weighing in at 302 pounds. WOW! Roberts started using DDPYoga as on of Page’s stipulations. Roberts started using the yoga program at his home in Texas and lost 20 pounds in the first 3 ½ weeks, and has so far lost 35 pounds all together. The goal is to get Roberts using things like Facebook and Twitter and also he will undergo drug testing and if he fails one, he’s gone.
“Bottom line is, everybody wants the comeback story. Everybody wants to see Jake look good, and feel good, and not be a mess anymore. That would be great. I think there are a lot of really positive things that can come out of this if Jake really does it.” -Diamond Dallas Page
As a Jake “the Snake” Roberts fan growing up, I would love nothing better than for him to get back into shape and be clean and healthy. (“You Shook Me All Night Long”-AC/DC) If he feels the need to return to the ring for a farewell match, I hope it’s in the WWE because I would love to see him one last time. In good shape and healthy. With the life that he’s lead, I’m actually surprised he’s still around to be talking about, but I’m glad he is. I’ve already lost 2 out of 3 of my heros, and Jake is the last one left. I’m rooting for Jake in every way possible. As much as I loved the special DVD set the WWE put out a few years ago, it broke my heart to see what happened to him.
(“If Not For You”-George Harrison) I watched the Hell In A Cell pay-per-view this past week. I don’t care what anyone says, but what Alberto Del Rio did to Randy Orton, had to fucking hurt like a son of a bitch;
With Orton not being flat on the ground when Del Rio jumped off onto his chest, I’m really shocked that Orton still has a sternum. There were two additional matches not advertised, which isn’t news. There always is now days; Antonio Cesaro defended his United States Championship successfully against Justin Gabriel. Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio defeated The Prime Time Players. Can I just say (“All My Loving”-The Beatles) that Antonio Cesaro may be Swiss, but when he talks, he sounds so much like the Swedish Chef from The Muppets. Just sayin. Lol!!! I can’t believe they put the World Heavyweight Championship on Big Show. Well, actually I can. In my gut, I think I knew that’s what they were going to do, I just didn’t want that to be the case. I was hoping once Big Show was done, that Sheamus would be defending it against Wade Barrett. No secret about my feelings for Wade, but c’mon, even you guys cannot deny the chemistry that Sheamus and Barrett had in the ring together the last few weeks. The only match worth talking about is The Intercontinental Championship. (“Bawitdaba”-Kid Rock)Kofi Kingston defended his championship successfully against The Miz, but those two stole the entire show as far as I’m concern. They had Match of The Night.
I have the greatest boyfriend in the world. On Thursday he went out and bought me WWE 13, for Xbox. I own a Wii, but he owns the Xbox 360, and he knew the graphics were so much better on the Xbox so he bought me the game for that game council Thursday night it was late and I didn’t really get much time to play it before I left for work, but Friday I started and I really enjoy the game.
I have a few issues, but that might just be me working on a game council that I’m not use to. There is a reason as to why (“Sympathy For The Devil”-The Rolling Stones) I love the Wii so much… less buttons to push. My issues are this, in this order; 1)I hate that I have to download Natalya. I get downloading legends and such but not a current Diva. 2) Why are the Bella’s in it? Weren’t they gone before they started making this? Now, THEY should be downloadables if they must be in the game. I could honestly do without the Twat Twins. 3) Give me time to reverse holds for crying all night! It either tells me I’m “too fast” or “too late”. This could be partially my fault since I have no idea which buttons are where or what. Also, I’m not a gamer. I don’t usually “game”. 4)My boyfriend is a quick learner and I thought I would be able to figure things out easier.
It’s a tough game, but I like it. I can’t figure out when you go to create a superstar or diva that when you create a diva they look like Chyna before all the plastic surgery, but hey whatever. Also missing, is Tyson Kidd. Where is Tyson? I could give a flying fuck over Mike Tyson, but I want Tyson Kidd. How am I suppose to have him and Justin Gabriel tag team when Tyson Kidd is missing out of the game? (“Barely Breathing”-Darren Criss & Cory Monteith from Glee)
All in all, I’m giving it 4 ½ out of 5 stars.
(“Glory Box”-Portishead) Well, I’m done folks. I’m tired and way behind on so much. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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Hey everyone, how are we doing this week? Did you get any trick or treats? I hope your Halloween was lots of fun! Mine was pretty good. I watched some scary stuff on TV including American Horror Story! That is a really creepy show! I really suggest you check it out if you haven’t already! I know this is going a little bit off topic at the moment but I really wanted to show you guys why I love Halloween! Check out my Pumpkin Carvings that I did this year! I carved Ironman, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America and Sleepy Hallow Scarecrow Face.
I really enjoy Halloween and love to carve pumpkins! I have been doing it for years now. Anyway I hope you enjoyed my carvings. J
Now back to wrestling related things. First off I laughed so hard last week at Sarge’s blog! OMG the guy who challenged CM Punk to a fight! What a big loser! I can’t believe this guy even bothers. Punk is not going to respond to the idiot. This guy needs to get a life (I don’t think he really can) but please stop making us wrestling fans look like idiots. To be honest I can’t believe there are so many wrestling fans who are morons. When Diva and I were at the Hamilton House show two months ago I was looking at the fans and I was thinking to myself oh man I look really hot compared to more than half of these fans! LOL I don’t mean to sound shallow but a lot of people there seem to be trailer trash. Not everyone was like that. I saw some normal wrestling fans there. I also have met some really great people at different signing events. It just sucks we have some stupid wrestling fans like that guy who challenged Punk to a fight.
Moving along Ryback didn’t end up winning the WWE Championship. I guess in a way I was hoping he would but now the more I think about it, I’m glad Punk is still the WWE Champion. I’m also glad he is in a traditional Survivor Series match too. That’s right folks; the next WWE PPV is Survivor Series. I will not mention the Montreal Screw job; nope it has been discussed, examined so many times. I don’t really need to bother. It is too bad when people think Survivor Series that comes up in our mind right away (well for me it does). The PPV concept is actually pretty good. I always liked how they had teams or 4 or 5 against each other. I also liked how the one year they had faces and heels on the same team! How cool was that?! This year we have Team Foley (sorry Diva for saying that) VS Team Punk. On Foley’s team we have Randy Orton, Ryback, Kane and Daniel Bryan and Kofi Kingston. On Punk’s team we have The Mize, Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandown, and Punk himself. It should be a good main event. John Cena won’t be involved with it. LOL
Speaking about Cena what do you all think of this “friendship” of AJ and Cena? Does anyone really care? I for one really like AJ as a character. But I hate how this affair has to involve John Cena. He seems to be in really bad storylines and it makes everyone dislike him even more. Plus Cena is such a horrible actor when he does scenes like this. I rather watch paint dry than Cena’s “real acting”. Anyway it seems this who AJ and Cena storyline is going to probably end up as a Survivor Series match. I can see John Cena and AJ VS Dolf Ziggler and Vicki. Yeah that will be an exciting match to watch. Haha I hope Dolf and Cena will carry the match well. Actually AJ isn’t a bad WWE Diva. I have seen her wrestle live before and she isn’t that bad. It is Vicki who I don’t want to see wrestle. I don’t mind her as an on air character but I can’t stand seeing her wrestle.
Seeing Big Show holding the World Championship seems so wrong to me. I’m watching him on Smackdown holding it and talking to Sheamus. I really thought Sheamus was going to win at HITC. I really hope Show’s title reign doesn’t last that long. I really hope Sheamus or Wade Barrett ends up getting it from him. But the way they booked Wade on RAW this week it makes you wonder if he will ever get a title shot.
As much as I love Randy Orton, he should be putting over younger talent. It just seems like he doesn’t really do it as much. I don’t know maybe it is just me who just sees it. I know when he was getting over Triple H done a lot for him along with Batista and Ric Flair. I think Orton should do the same. But I don’t give Orton all of the blame. It goes down to the writers again. They are the ones who decides who goes over and who doesn’t.
It is good to hear Jerry “The King” Lawler will be returning to the RAW announce team in two weeks. I’m really happy about that. I miss hearing The King do colour commentary every Monday Night. I’m not sure what is going to happen with Michael Cole when Lawler comes back. Will MC go back to being a heel or he will he just stay as he is now. I have a feeling JR will go back to announcing NXT. But it has been fun seeing JR on RAW.
Anyway that’s it for me this week, I hope you have a nice day!! J
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I just want to say thank-you to everybody who contributes to the Fatal 4-Way. We all appreciate it and I honestly couldn’t do this without my 3 co-bloggers. You all bring a unique look and edge to this little blog. We have worked so hard. We don’t get paid, we would like to one day (lol) but don’t expect to. We do this because we love the business no matter how much bitching we do. Thank-You to all our readers. We wouldn’t be writing if you weren’t still reading.
Hell In A Cell Predictions and more
All the spooks are out this week. Don’t believe me just take a look at the WWE’s Hell In Cell card for this Sunday! OMG, it’s scarry.
Happy Halloween to all you ghost and goblins. It’s a wonderful time of the year for children and drunk adults. I should know, I was one of those drunk adults this weekend. Remember, don’t eat any of your candy after trick or treating until you’re parents can inspect it for any wrong doing’s, but also remember to supervise them because they will steal from you. I know, because my mother used to steal from me too. It’s like “touch my Twix, and Imma gonna cut you!”
Happy Halloween, but it’s time to shut it and get to bidness!
I’m not all that impressed with the build up to Hell In A Cell. They have had over a month to prepare and it seems like they did enough prep work as is it takes to turn a door knob. There has been times when there has been 2 weeks between pay-per-views and even those have more thought put into them. The lack of build up to Ryback vs. CM Punk, the boring build up to Sheamus vs. Big Show. For being the main championship matches, they have had less build up then Kofi vs. Miz, Layla vs. Eve vs. Kaitlyn, Orton vs. Del Rio. Even Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars has had more build up. There is something seriously going on here. It’s not like the WWE doesn’t have the resources to create interesting and intricate storylines, however it’s like they took their lazy pills. All that creative are doing is sitting there, yawning and producing crap just because they no longer want to write. I wonder if it’s because when they do write something interesting someone higher up says, “nope that’s too good for our viewers.” And they give us crap. The creative team could be bored since they continue to give us crap.
Ryback vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship: I don’t know where they could possibly take this. I doubt they are ready to bury Ryback, although I certainly won’t complain. I am curious to see how they will end this match. Someone has to go over. Do I care enough to pay for this event…nope!
Big Show vs. Sheamus for the World Championship: Is it just me, or has both major Championships (WWE & World) have always been done in a Hell In A Cell match? I don’t think this one is. It isn’t being built as a Hell In A Cell match. Either way, I hope this is the end of this program because I’m not impressed with what they’ve done with this storyline. I actually believe they should have dropped Wade Barrett into a feud with Sheamus before Big Show. Clearly that was evident with Barrett and Sheamus’ last three matches together where they OWNED the programming. OMG those two could go and I would have preferred to watch a 20-minute Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett then a 2-minute Sheamus vs. Big Show. WWE screwed up. They screwed up by putting the wrong heel in with Sheamus. Just saying.
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: I really like both guys, and both guys have done an excellent job building towards this match in a short time. Not only that, they’ve had solid and exciting matches with one another in the past few weeks. I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes my match of the night.
Layla vs. Kaitlyn vs. Eve for the WWE Diva’s Championship: I don’t like any of these three ladies. I’d rather watch a chimpanzee jerk-off to Beethoven’s 69th symphony. None of these three deserve to be in the title picture but when you think about it, the only ones who do deserve it, are Natalya, Tamina and Beth Phoenix and well, as far as we know, Beth Phoenix is done for now (although nothing has officially been announced from WWE). If Beth leaves, we are left with these three. That is not cool. I don’t care who wins, as long as it’s not Layla, Kaitlyn or Eve. I guess that means vacate the damn title.
Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Team Hell No for the WWE Tag Team Championship: TEAM this sucks only because TEAM names make me want to TEAM puke. I do however enjoy the TEAM of Kane and Daniel Bryan, but even that is getting TEAM old. I don’t TEAM think this match is going to TEAM wow me but then you TEAM never know, right? Team Right! If I had to pick a TEAM team, I would have to go with TEAM Hell No. Time to move the TEAM on…
Randy Orton vs. Alberto Del Rio: This also has the potential to steal the show at Hell In A Cell. Randy may not be there full time right now as he’s filming 12 Rounds 2 in Vancouver, but he is still making the build up to this match so fantastic. I’m sorry but if I was Alberto Del Douche Bag, and trust me when I say I’m glad I’m not, I would have crapped my little gold lammé manties when I dropped down to do the RKO as a way to Mock the Apesh Pretadoor, and found him coiled in the same position behind. Totally would have filled my shorts! Just saying!
Sorry it’s so short this weekend. I’m hanging pretty bad and it has literally taken me all day today to write this. I know right? Not a good sign. Lol!! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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F4W#160: AJ Removed as GM on RAW, Rybacks chances:
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
What’s jumpin’, jellyfishes??
Meh. Whatever. I’m not much for intros tonight. You don’t come here for snappy welcomes. If you did, I’d have to send you to get your damn head checked.
Now, let’s get down to the twig and berries of this bitch!
Ya ever get the idea that the WWE Creative Team has totally run out of ideas. Like if new ideas were dynamite, not a single one of them could even blow their nose? Watching Big Show and Sheamus these past few weeks on SmackDown, I am feeling that more with each passing segment. What do you do when you have no fucking clue what to do with two guys who are facing each other for a major title at the upcoming PPV?? Have them come out and TALK back and forth for 20 minutes every damn week! Even better, make them stand behind podiums while they do it, or have them test their strength on some piece of amusement park buffoonery that was so staged, I almost had to have surgery to get my eyes to roll back to their normal position. COME ON! Even this past Friday night, all those two did was come to the ring and yakkety-yak-yak-yak at the end of the show and then get into some pointless scuffle. Why? To build tension for the PPV on Sunday. Right? I’m hoping this all gets resolved at Hell In A Cell because I don’t know if I can take much more of all this damn talking!
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Talking!
So. Much. TALKING!
Not from Big Show, or Sheamus. Nope! From this guy………
I have no idea who this guy is, or who he thinks he is, but he has posted several videos calling out CM Punk. He jumps on there flapping his snaggle tooth and his 12 chins basically challenging CM Punk to a fight. He said he wants to do it for charity, but since CM Punk never responded to him, now he’s just more pissed than a fat lady when the BBQ ribs run out at Golden Corral! So, he hit the webcam once again this week and posted another video ranting about CM Punk again, calling him a coward.
Is this the same dumbass who got hit by Punk a few weeks ago at RAW? What is up this dude’s ass anyway? Maybe he sat on a CM Punk action figure and it got sucked up into his crack and now, he’s all bent out of shape because he can’t reach around his human-sized chicken nugget frame to pull it back out. This guy has no idea what he’s doing. Even if CM Punk did reply and agree to fight him, this bloated douche would need his inhaler halfway down the entrance ramp!
CM Punk is NOT his enemy. Apparently, God hates him enough already. Try calling Him out for a fight, asshole! If your big mouth doesn’t get you killed, you can bet sleep apnea will get you eventually! I’d say go and try out to be on The Biggest Loser, but it looks like you already nailed that title down! Tell me….did you shoot that video in your parents’ basement?
Dude, just shut the fuck up already. Get down off your damn high horse and get the point! CM Punk will NEVER fight you. I think it’s pretty much illegal for WWE superstars to put their hands on anyone outside of a damn storyline. If you’re trying to get CM Punk arrested or something, you can keep trying all you want. Nobody is listening, and nobody gives a shit!
Besides, dude looks like what would happen if “Sloth” from The Goonies fucked Honey Boo Boo’s mom!
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Speaking of CM Punk, and his match against Ryback at Hell In A Cell this Sunday, I read online that the WWE Creative brain surgeons were having trouble figuring out how to end the match. Have Punk win and end Ryback’s undefeated streak, or have Ryback win? Either finish would prove to be rather problematic for future storylines.
I think the fact that it’s a Hell In A Cell match is what hurts the formula here. If not for it being that kind of environment, and the No DQ rules of that type of match, they could still have Brock Lesnar run in, attack Ryback and give him the win by DQ, which would let Punk keep the title, as well as set up a feud for Ryback and Lesnar. Of course, I don’t know what Brock’s cushy contract will let him do in the way of matches, but this way would make more sense and keep everything intact for Punk/Rock/Cena at WrestleMania next year while letting Ryback move on and continue to have more high profile feuds.
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Anyway, people. That’s all I’ve got for you this week. If you’re getting the Hell In A Cell PPV, try to enjoy it. I will not be getting it, for various reasons. I can track the results on WWE.com for free, and get a decent recap during the week on RAW and SmackDown.
Let’s hope by this time next week, we haven’t all lost faith in wrestling and stopped watching it altogether. I hope not, or we might all miss the (rumored) return of Ric Flair this Monday night on RAW. That’s what I have heard anyway. We’ll see how that goes. Maybe it will give all of us here in the Fatal 4-Way something to talk about next week. Guess you’ll just have to get your monkey asses back here to find out!
Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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WWE
Hell In A Cell
-Hell In A Cell Match; WWE Championship: C) CM Punk vs. Ryback
Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk (oh God I hope so)
The Game’s Prediction: Ryback
Greg’s Prediction: Ryback
-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Sheamus vs. Big Show
Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show
Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus
The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
Diva’s Prediction: Team Hell No
The Game’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
Greg’s Prediction: Team Hell No
-WWE Diva’s Championship; Triple Threat Match:
C)Eve vs. Layla vs. Kaitlyn
Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn (puke)
The Game’s Prediction: Layla
Greg’s Prediction: Eve
-WWE Intercontinental Championhip: C)Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz
Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston
Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston
The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston
–Randy Orton vs. Alberto Del Rio
Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
The Game’s Prediction:Alberto Del Rio
Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton
That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. Hey take a look at our Quote of The Week, complete with the picture that accompanied the quote…
“Look at how big Sandow is…” -Jim Ross on RAW October 22,2012
CM Punk DVD review, TUF 17 Coaches, & tons more shennigans
Hey there folks, hope things are going great in this wonderful yet weird month of October. We are almost finished this month and then we will be able to celebrate six full years of this amazing blog. We have fun doing this. But enough about that for now, lets get this party started!
Here I am! I was going to take the week off, partly because lately I’ve been very repetitive, and because I didn’t think I’d have anything good to say. It’s not fair to my readers or my co-bloggers that I say the same thing every week. This week, I think I have stuff to say that won’t boarder on repetitive. Hey, at least I’m aware of it, eh? lol! I’ll shut it and get to bidness….
The problem is I don’t know where to start. OK, I got this;
The first segment on RAW this week had The Big Show bitching about Booker T and Sheamus and that joke of a debate from two weeks ago. Anyways, as usual this goes into the fact that he was World Champion for 45-seconds, losing to Daniel Bryan. He’s tired of the reminders and calls out Bryan to rectify the embarrassment of that loss. Clearly The Big Show isn’t where I’m going with this. As he waits, the shot turns backstage to Aksana, Justin Gabriel, Santino Marella, Zack Ryder, R-Truth and the tag team champions (both of them). Daniel Bryan says he’s not going out there, but General Manager AJ shows up and tells him he is. He turns to Kane and in a nut shell asks for his help, to which Kane responds with an outburst of laughter. I’m not sure if I was just really tired, or actually found this funny, but I got laughing. The harder Kane laughed, the harder I laughed. Kane and Daniel Bryan couldn’t be so opposite, but they have chemistry as a team. I just works. It’s unfortunate they are stuck with a stupid tag team name. Team Hell No! I blame Twilight for this. Ever since that stupid “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” shit started, everything is “Team” Whatever! Hell, I was even proclaiming I was “Team Frank” and “Team Dan” during Big Brother this year. I hate you Twilight! Anyways, I hate this “Team Hell No!” bullshit. This is what happens when you let 12 to 19 year olds vote on Tag Team names. R-tarded!! I’m off topic, but that’s kinda my thing now, lol! Anyways, Kane and Bryan work well because they are so different. Opposites attract. I’m probably the only blogger in the Fatal 4-Way who actually likes the comical shit between these two. What also made that backstage segment work was the participation by the wrestlers and production crew saying “YES!” to Bryan’s “NO!” as he walked to the ring. That just worked perfectly.
Speaking of Kane; Apparently he has a new role backstage and is working with creative. I’m not sure what role in creative he’ll be taking. Is it a small role or a prominent role? He’s been there the longest (Undertake and Triple H aside), so it makes sense that he would eventually be given an opportunity behind the scenes. Way to go Kane! Congrats!
Since Kane destroyed Matt Striker, I think I can move along. There’s always been something about Striker that’s bothered me… I realized I find him creepy. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen his pecker. The fact that he would pose and take pictures of himself showing off his really small bo-bo, just baffles me. What does he think it’s large? Have you ever noticed the really excited look on his face and twinkle in his eyes whenever he introduces and interviews Randy Orton? It’s like Striker has a crush on the Viper. I know that look because it’s the same look I get for Mat (and Wade Barrett-shh!). Striker really likes to talk to Orton. Bet he’s got a mini-hard-on for the Apex Predator.
I love listening to Alberto Del Rio say “Apex Predator”. If you really listen to him, it sounds like he’s saying “ape-ash pretadoor”, lol. I laugh like I do when my brother says “south” or “mouth” (he says “saulth” and “malth” ROLFMAO!)
Bravo WWE! Second week in a row that Sheamus and Wade Barrett stole the show on RAW. This week they were given almost 12 ½ minutes, and the two of them had an amazing match. The match reminded me of why I’m a wrestling fan. Those two work great together, and after Sheamus’ run with Big Show, the WWE would be stupid not to build a strong feud between Barrett & Sheamus. Their match on RAW was pay-per-view quality. It’s nice to have solid matches like this. There is enough time to give others a chance and give them more time, and for once this week there were more time given to matches than to promos. That’s progress, and I think it’s because they gave Barrett and Sheamus that time. These two could equal money if the WWE built their feud up properly.
Another props goes out to Kofi Kingston and The Miz who, not once but twice, this week had great matches. It’s about time that Kofi is getting a push as a singles competitor. I know you all know that I’ve been a Kofi fan from day one, so seeing him get this push is awesome. On WWE’s new show on Wednesday’s called “Main Event”, The Miz and Kofi brought it. They had a match that could have main evented a pay-per-view. I’m not the only one who has said that. We don’t get the channel up here in Canada, and one of my twitter followers @BradWardLive, tweeted me about it so I found it online and he was right. Great Match!
The Miz is going under some tests. They’re called Impact Tests, and it’s a series of tests the WWE have their wrestlers go under if suspected of a head injury. On RAW The Miz took a hard kick to the head from Kofi. As precautions he’s being looked at.
The WWE always took injuries seriously. Recently they’ve put together a Wellness Policy to protect their wrestlers from addictions, steroid use (well some anyways) and other health issues. The Wellness Policy found MVP’s rare heart condition, which probably saved his life. Since the Chris Benoit double murder suicide, shed light on the effects of multiple head injures. The WWE has taken extra precautions to prevent major head injuries. That doesn’t mean that accidents, like the hard kick to The Miz’s head, don’t happen. They do a series of tests to keep an eye on their brain and skull. The WWE take a lot of flack in the media for various reasons, but they do care about the well-being of the men and women who bring in their revenue.
I was impressed with Dolph Ziggler on RAW this week. I’m not a huge fan of him, but I think I could be persuaded to change that. I recently gave him praise for his in-ring work against Randy Orton, but this week on RAW, he actually cut a good, strong promo. Saying that he doesn’t understand how Ryback is a candidate for the WWE championship. Saying that he, Ziggler, had to work hard and earned his opportunities. That he had to go through seven other men to win the Money In The Bank ladder match. What did Ryback do? He calls Ryback a flash in the pan and in two months nobody will remember his name. Then he said something that really made me take notice. If this actually happened, I probably wouldn’t crap all over it. He said that he should take on CM Punk at Hell In A Cell and when he beats Punk, he’ll cash in his Money In The Bank contract and win the World Heavyweight Championship too. If they never had Ziggler say that, and just did that, that could have been an amazing game changer. Ziggler said that he works hard every night and steals the show, yet it’s not enough. He had to do the MITB match. Ryback marches around, and he’s in the title picture? I have to agree with Ziggler. His in-ring work is technical, crisp, fast and skilled. Ryback’s is power and the use of steroids. The fucker does a few power moves, then picks up a guy, marches around a few times and that’s it. It’s ridiculous! It’s dick bookings like this that piss me off. Ryback isn’t the next Goldberg, he’s the next Great Khali. Booked on his ridiculous size, and power. Not his skill, stamina, and character. I wouldn’t be surprised if in two months Ryback is playing air guitar with Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre. The Job Squad 2!
Speaking of which…Slater, McIntyre, and Mahal, really? Really? I don’t see how these three would even associate with one another. It bothers me that McIntyre is even in this joke of a mid-card faction. He’s the only one who has solid in-ring work. What has hindered him was creative, and now this is just more damage to him. The 3MB! Useless. Useless as a fart on toast!
I have a bit more but I really want to review CM Punk: Best In The World DVD that was released October 9th. I’m a wee bit behind. It was so good that I have 4 ½ pages of notes from disk one alone. The first disk is the biography portion of the set and what I like about it, is that I expected him to be very honest and open yet mysterious at the same time, and that’s exactly what he was. He’s an amazing person. Almost like an octagon; he has so many sides to him. He’s not one dimensional like some of the other wrestlers. Punk’s never been a conformist, not in high school and certainly not now. He talks about how he started wrestling, his experience in ROH with an emotional recount of his farewell match. His frustrations of signing with the WWE and being put in OVW. Punk’s struggles against the odds and how much he credits Paul Heyman with helping him keep his identity and support. His drive, and passion not just to make it but to prove he deserved it. He had to fight to keep his job. Triple H said that Punk had potential and an attitude that a lot of the other’s didn’t possess. People thought he tarnished the World Heavyweight championship. His pro,o work including the epic shoot promo.
Only thing that shocked me was the short list of matches on disks two and three, however, the match choices were great, longer ones that filled in the time. As for the extras, he goes over changes to his looks, fitting in with out compromising himself. His names origin, worst injury, working in OVW with Brent Allbright, WM 22 as one of Cena’s gangsters, Survivor Series 2006 and teaming with DX, friends first impressions, his in-ring style, origins of “It’s Clobberin’ Time,” his “cubs” hat, things that pissed him off in the WWE, Lars from Rancid talks about how he helped Punk make a decision regarding his WWE contract, winning the WWE title at Money In The Bank and how it ended up in his fridge, his ex-girlfriend’s t-shirt and a musical montage of his career.
I really enjoyed the DVD and the look into CM Punk’s life. He shares enough but still leaves a lot unsaid. Remaining a bit of a mystery. The DVD was well put together and the biography aspect left me wanting to know more about Phil Brooks.
I give CM Punk: Best In The World, DVD….
4 ½ GTS’s out of 5!
Antonio Cesaro. Now there’s a guy I just don’t get. I don’t know about any of you but I find him boring. I just don’t get it.
Justin Gabriel I get that. What I don’t get is why the WWE is not pushing him. Give him a feud with Cesaro for the United States Championship and let him go over. He’s young and impressive. Deserving of a push. He works hard, and looks unique. If the WWE can’t do that, then Gabriel and Tyson Kidd should get a solid, respectable run as tag team champions.
One last thing before I go, Big Brother alumni made his “pectacular” debut at TNA’s Bound For Glory (hole) last Sunday. Jesse Goddarz debuted as Tara’s boyfriend. I haven’t seen it yet (since I don’t have cable) but I do plan on it eventually.
I think for someone who didn’t have anything to say this week, I actually said a lot. Maybe too much. At least it wasn’t all the same shit as before. A little nice mixed with bitchy, haha. I like to be diverse. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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Greetings and Salutations, scallywags!
I honestly don’t have a lot of time this week, and I’m sure there aren’t a lot of you out there who give a shit about my current “real life” crap. Sure, my job search is still ongoing, and there have been some positive developments. I got called a few days ago for a job that pays about twice what the people who are currently hiring me are paying, and they need me in roughly a week and a half for the position. It would be awesome, but I’ll let you know later on how all that goes.
Now, let’s get down to why we all came here to begin with…..
Hot Pockets!!
Huh? Whaaat?? Yeah, you read that right. Fucking Hot Pockets. You’ll understand why this is relevant in a minute. Ya see, I was on Facebook today and I saw an ad pop up for Hot Pockets, but this one was “different”. It has Snoop Dogg on the picture for it. Naturally, I had to see what this was about. Wait. Is he still Snoop Dogg? Or, is it Snoop Lion now? Whatever!
I clicked on it, and the page for Hot Pockets opened up on Facebook. I had to “Like” the page before it would let me watch the damn video. Fucking advertising gimmicks! So, I clicked on it, and the video became available. It was a Hot Pockets commercial, but it was made into a music video parody of the song “Drop It Like It’s Hot”. Or, as Snoop would say “Smoke It Like It’s Pot”! But, I digress. I sat…..and waited through the 3 minute or so long video and saw a number of things.
For one, there was Snoop himself…
There was a creepy dancing Hot Pocket guy and some slutty backup dancers…..
And, most appetizing to look at during a food commercial….the obligatory “sweaty fat kid”!
YUMMMMYYYYY!!!
But, what brought it all together for me was when the giant dancing Hot Pocket started to burn up (as I could assume from all the fake smoke coming out of him), the Crotch Pockets all teamed up to remove the guy’s suit, and look who was under it!!
The mother-lovin’ Funkasaurus! Brodus freakin’ Clay! It all made sense to me at that point why a link on WWE’s page sent me to watch this video for stupid Hot Pockets! 3 Minutes and several seconds of my life I will never get back.
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I had an idea, in my own twisted imagination. I do that a lot, actually. I come up with all these ideas of how things in wrestling should be, but they all end up being good ideas….and nothing more. Rarely does anything ever turn out the way I imagined it should be, and it’s a damn shame it doesn’t!
Case in point, the WWE Championship match at Hell In A Cell. Did you all hear John Cena refer to Ryback as “the next big thing”? CM Punk hangs around with Paul Heyman. How would it be if that remark by Cena was a “tell” that Ryback is going to get attacked during the WWE title match by Paul Heyman’s other client….a guy who was once known as “the next big thing”, Brock Lesnar??? Hearing Cena say that during the contract signing made me sit up a little bit and the gears in my head started to spin. Probably all for nothing, but it’s fun to think “what might have been”.
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I have more bright ideas, but I’ll save them for another day. Let’s just wait and see if the whole Brock Lesnar thing happens at the PPV. I might not sound so crazy if that shit really happens. If not….yeah, I’m fucked! Someone call the straight jacket brigade! The Funny Farm will be my retirement home.
Sorry this was so short, but I didn’t have much to talk about this week anyway. So, I figured I’d get on here and fire off a little something “fun” for you to look over. Hope I didn’t waste your time. If you think I did, that’s just your opinion, and The Sarge says FUCK YOUR OPINIONS!
Okay, maybe not. That was a little harsh. I guess that’s just my way of saying there is no input necessary in cases like this.
I’m going to call it a day and end this right here, folks. I’ll catch you all back here next time. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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F4W Breaking News: Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen named coaches for TUF 17:
Hey everyone, how are you doing this week? I hope you’re all right! First off I want to say thank you to the couple of Run-Ins we had in the last two weeks. It is nice to get other wrestling fans views of this crazy world of professional wrestling that we watch. Good job with the columns! I hope we can get more of them.
How did everyone like this week episode of RAW? I thought it was okay. I’m not too sure if I like Ryback in the main event for the Hell In A Cell match against CM Punk. I believe it is too early for Ryback to be in a match like that. I just feel they are trying to set him up to fail. I really hope not because WWE does need to create new stars but they need to take time to build them up. So I’m not sure who will win this match. I would like to see Punk win because really I want him to hold onto the WWE Championship until the Royal Rumble then lose it to The Rock. But I guess we will find out soon enough.
I really love the team of Daniel Bryan and Kane. They are pretty entertaining together and I like how they have the WWE Tag Team Championships. I’m actually enjoying the tag team wrestling again. It is nice that they are giving more focus on tag team wrestling again. The tournament has been pretty good (and predictable) but still it is something to look forward to. I would like to see the team of Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow face off against Kane and Daniel Bryan at Hell In A Cell match. But first they have to beat Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara in the tag team tournament. Hopefully they will beat them.
It was great seeing Wade Barrett VS. Sheamus on RAW two times in a row. Those two guys can put on a great match. I really wished that was the main event for the World Championship in the Hell In A Cell. These two guys will face each other for the belt. It won’t be long before Wade Barrett is holding a Championship. I would be surprised if Wade doesn’t have the belt by WrestleMania. I think he is the only guy (besides Randy Orton) who deserves the World Championship. Anyway Big Show is getting the title shot next Sunday at the PPV. I don’t think he will beat Sheamus. It will probably be a brutal match that they have though! LOL
I was watching this WWE 13 promo/interview video of CM Punk and Stone Cold Steve Austin with Jim Ross asking the questions. It was very well produced and you can tell that both CM Punk and Stone Cold want to wrestle each other very bad! It is just a matter of time and if Stone Cold is healthy enough to do it. That would be a sweet match to see at WrestleMania for sure! J Here is the link to the video I suggest you check it out! It is worth the watch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs_oEwF3bEo
So The Miz lost his WWE IC Championship to Kofi Kingston. You know what I’m glad Kofi is getting a push and the title. He is one of those guys who I think could be a player down the road. He has the look and the wrestling ability to become a great superstar. WWE has been pretty good to him and I really hope they give him a decent run with the title. I feel bad for The Miz though. He is such a great character but lately he hasn’t really wooed me enough to care about him. I really want to see him get back into his game. He can be very entertaining. He is awesome. We need his awesomeness to come back!
Right now I’m watching WWE Smackdown while I’m writing this blog. I’m watching The Miz VS. Randy Orton. I really love Orton! Haha It is pretty weird seeing Orton with a lot of hair and sideburns. It kinda makes him look more mature. But I miss the buzz hair style. It is more like him. I hear Randy Orton really wants to be a heel again but it seems as though WWE doesn’t have any plans to turn him. He has way too many fans but I’m pretty sure they could get him to become a heel if he were aligning himself with Paul Heyman. Just look at what Punk has done with Heyman. I’m sure Randy could use mic skills from Heyman.
Oh it looks like we’re going to get Sheamus VS. Wade Barrett on Smackdown! This time it is going to be a lumberjack match! That should be pretty cool! I believe Sheamus won the match (I read the results). But I’m sure it was a good match. BTW The Miz lost to Randy Orton clean.
A lot of you will be happy about this news. Vince McMahon hates Brodus Clay and hates the character. So that is why Brodus has been losing so much lately. I’m pretty sure the funk has left the building. I guess we will see him disappear and come back as something new or he will end up in TNA. One or the other. Which one would you prefer?
Speaking about TNA, congrats to Jeff Hardy for winning the TNA World Championship. It is about time he won the belt there. I hope he doesn’t do anything wrong. I believe he has cleaned up and I hope he continues doing so. I know there are rumours he wants to leave TNA when his contract is up and go back to WWE. It should be interesting if he does end up doing that.
What does everyone think of the Hulk Hogan sex video? I mean I didn’t watch it but the whole thing sounds pretty fishy to me. I’m sure Hogan knew he was getting recorded by Bubba. The lawsuit is a joke. Hogan has become a joke himself. Even Tosh.O made fun of him on his show. It just seems when you think it couldn’t get worse for Hogan, it does.
Anyway that is it for me this week. I hope you enjoyed my blog! Have a nice day!! J
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That’s it for us this week. Next week we have Hell In A Cell predictions and more. Thanks for joining us!
“Why don’t you let everybody know exactly how intimate you and me were behind closed doors, let them know I’m the reason there’s a skip in your step… C’mon AJ, let everyone know why I’m the BEST in the world at what I do…”
– CM Punk
CM Punk’s attack, Annoying little things, and More
Welcome faithful readers. We are back. Did you know that in just a few weeks, Sarge, The Game and I have been doing this blog for 6 years? Greg has been with us for a little over a year, going on two this coming January. We have rocked this publication quite well. We have produced around 300 blogs by November 1st. Not too shabby. So instead of us boasting about how AMHAHZING we are, lets get to the good stuff, shall we?
F4W#158: 8/10/12 RAW Vince McMahon vs CM Punk Decision Time
F4W #159: CM Punk Attack, Jeremy Stephens, Dave Bautista and UFC 153:
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What’s up, wieners??
Err…I mean “winners”.
Yeah, it’s that time again. I’ve been waiting here all week to get this done. So, let’s get to it, people! This bitch ain’t gonna read itself.
Along with the recent “future endeavoring” of Kelly Kelly and a few others, breaking news has come down from Mt. Olympus. Today, Zeus cast down his order and has officially come to terms with the release of The Kraken!
Okay, all joking aside, I really have to wonder who is screwing with Ryback’s creative path. I was happy enough with him ripping new assholes into all the low/mid-card jabronis on the roster, but I guess they had to eventually move him up into contention for a title. And I was even okay with him going after The Miz and battling for the Intercontinental Championship at Hell In A Cell. But….now they have Kofi Kingston in that spot against Miz and Ryback is inexplicably now hell-bent on killing CM Punk. Where was the build-up for that angle? Trick question! There was NONE! One day, Ryback is dumping Tensai like a 400-lb bag of smashed assholes…getting sandbagged and botching his finisher no less than three times…and now, he gets a high-vis spot against the WWE Champion. Strange! Sin Cara botches getting out of bed in the morning, and he hasn’t seen a title shot in his entire WWE tenure. Not that I would know of, or even recall. Ya see, I generally go hit the can when Sin Cara shows up. His mood lighting gives me a headache. When I come back, I am all ready and refreshed….and my bladder is “Sin PeePee”!
The thing that kills it for me is, it’s up to CM Punk to choose if he wants to face John Cena at Hell In A Cell, or face Ryback. But, is it really “his” choice? Troops, WWE can’t pull the wool over my eyes anymore. Every “choice” that is given to anyone (even the WWE Universe) is all predetermined and any input we all may believe that we have is a mere fallacy. It is a meaningless waste of our time, and an insult to our intelligence. All except for the drooling masses of Cena fans who are too brainwashed, sheep-like and downright dim-witted to understand what’s really going on. Oh sure, they might come out and have Punk face Ryback anyway, but if WWE has its way, they’ll put “Super Cena”….cut up arm and all, into the match and still have him beat CM Punk so all the little Cenanites can piss themselves with joy once again!
Makes me wonder if they are pushing Ryback too far, too fast. He wasn’t even in a title hunt three weeks ago, and now he is already in a feud with the top wrestler on RAW. I’d hate to see him hit the ceiling so soon and just fizzle out into mediocrity soon after. A month from now, he might be jobbing to Alberto Del Rio, for all we know. WWE has a great way of taking the biggest, baddest guy and making him into the biggest excuse for a piss break we fans have ever seen.
If he does end up being completely done with WWE in a few more months, he can always go back to selling crackers….
As you may have heard, Hulk Hogan’s sex tape was leaked last week and his lawyers are all pissed about it. Apparently, the footage is barely worth anyone’s trouble, so you’ll be wasting your time looking for it unless you’re really that hard up for a good laugh. From what I heard, he even cuts the chick off during a BJ to take a phone call from his son, Nick.
Hogan was making the rounds this week on Howard Stern and a few other radio and TV shows to try and clear the air about this whole mess. I witnessed perhaps his most laughably awkward moment when he appeared on the 4th hour of the Today Show where he had to discuss this touchy subject with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb. For those of you who might not know who this is, they are two ladies who basically take over the Today Show studio from 10AM-11AM to drink like fishes and try to get us to give a shit about what some D-lister has on his/her iPod or some shit. I normally turn the channel, but when I heard Hulk Hogan was going to be on there, I had to suffer through it. I love taking one for the team. It often results in some fun commentary.
The whole exchange was just uncomfortable. I had to feel bad for Hogan trying to field all these sex tape questions from a couple boozed-up menopausal witches who never shut up! Did I mention they doctored the set up to look like a wrestling ring before the segment? Yeah. They did. And to make it worse, after talking about his misdeeds “back in the day” for longer than anyone would feel comfortable with, they had one of the female interns run out dressed in wrestling gear that makes Michael Cole’s WrestleMania ensemble look catwalk-worthy and proceed to repeatedly stuff her face in Hogan’s junk in a weak attempt to “wrestle” with him. Hogan kept backing away as if the chick was some kind of hormonal, leg-humping poodle.
It feels weird to laugh and cringe at the same time, but I did it….all for you, troops!!
One last bit before I go….
Speaking of shameless attention whores….here’s Kim Kardashian!
What does this have to do with wrestling? Well, nothing. I mean, Kim Kardashian was featured at WrestleMania a couple years back (for God knows why), but the reason I brought this picture up is…..
What the fuck is that on her face???
Did she just go skiing and forget to take her damn goggles off? Seriously! With glasses that freakin’ huge, she must be able to see into the future.
Oh, wait. If she was able to see the future, then she would have avoided that whole 72-day marriage debacle and becoming a worldwide laughing stock.
So, now she’s porking Kanye West, which I guess is good for both of their egos. They are both so full of themselves and obsessed with attention, they are practically made for each other. And it’s nice to know that Kanye West isn’t picky, and is totally okay with lapping up Ray J’s sloppy seconds.
See, just look at that!
That’s love right there. Look at that death grip Kim has on Kanye’s ass. Either that, or that side is where Kanye keeps his wallet. Wow…she’s really up there. That’s gotta leave a mark. She’s probing him so hard, she’ll have to wash her hands when she’s done. At least, I hope she did. Kanye’s got “one in the pink”, and Kim’s got “two in the stink”!
Maybe it’s payback for something Kanye tried to get her to do in bed the night before. Awww, who am I kidding? Isn’t it obvious Kim Kardashian will do ANYTHING for fame?
I mean…attention.
I mean….money.
Umm….I meant LOVE. Yeah, that’s it! LOVE…of fame, and attention…and money!
Alright, troops. I’m all done with you for this week. I know I’ve been sort of “hit and miss” lately with writing. I promise I will try to contribute more often. My head isn’t in this like it used to be with job searching and all kinds of other junk going on right now. But, as long as I am able to, I will write my articles and provide them to you!
Until next time, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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When Wrestlers Strike Back!
By
Brandon Ewing (aka, Myster Controversy)
Some of you guys may remember me from a couple of months ago. I had written a couple of reviews for an episode of Monday Night RAW and NXT. Today I make my return to the Fatal 4-Way Blog by request of The Sarge. Who has ordered me to give my input on a very controversial topic (pun intended).
Now, for those who have no idea what I’m talking about (which you should, unless you’re a non-wrestling fan or have been living under a rock). Here’s a video of what happened during the end of Monday Night RAW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKQM5aYuKXE
The buzz going around this week is over an incident that occurred Monday night on RAW. Phil Brooks, who wrestles under the name “CM Punk”, lost his cool and struck a fan during the closing moments of the broadcast. Since the news broke of this incident, there have been many videos released. All showing different angles of the attack taking place. The question was asked. “Who’s to blame? Was the fan a victim, or is CM Punk?”
On Tuesday, the WWE released an official statement:
“WWE security was unfortunately not in the appropriate place at the time. Given CM Punk’s persona as a ‘bad guy’ fans were naturally heckling him, but unfortunately a few fans began shoving him and one struck him in the kidney and on the back.
WWE regrets that proper security measures were not in place, and CM Punk apologizes for reacting in the heat of the moment.”
Prior to this statement being released. The victim, whose name has not been released at this time, has filed a report with the Sacramento County police department. However, it will be up to the district attorney if any charges will be filed against the WWE or CM Punk.
It’s been well over three days since this incident took place. All over Facebook, Twitter, and any other form of media that allows wrestling fans and skeptics to voice their opinion. Everyone has their take on the situation. The reaction seems to be split 50/50. We’ve got people who feel that CM Punk should’ve acted like a ‘professional’ and not have struck the fan. Others feel that Punk’s actions were justified.
What is Myster Controversy’s take on the situation you may ask?
I feel that CM Punk reacted, and did what any normal human being would do. To those who feel otherwise? You need to wake up! Snap back into what we call reality. To those people who think Punk is the “bad guy” in all this? You’re about as delusional as a child still believing in Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny. I ask you people who’re either on the fence, or feel that what CM Punk did was uncalled for. What would you do if you were walking down the street, and for no reason whatsoever. Somebody walks up to you and punches you in the face? Do you just stand there like a dumbass and take the hit? Or do you fight back?
I hope that if you have some common sense. You’d deck the person back. This issue with CM Punk is no different than you getting punched on the street. Only it happened inside an arena, during a live edition of Monday Night RAW for the entire world to see. Since CM Punk is a widely acclaimed, larger than life WWE Superstar. He becomes an easy target due to his attitude and demeanor. To the non-wrestling fan, his name alone sends off red flags. Due to his size and stature, it’s no surprise that CM Punk had a bulls-eye on him. When he entered the crowd and became a target of the lion’s den. The fans were given there moment to let this smug, and overly confident bad guy get his. If this were someone like John Cena, Big Show or Brock Lesnar, we wouldn’t be having this discussion. Those fans never would’ve laid a finger on any of those wrestlers. Would you want to mess with John Cena? Who has the body of he-man. Brock Lesnar, a former UFC & MMA fighter, probably would’ve snapped the fan in half with his bare hands. Hell if it were Big Show, the fans would’ve parted like the Dead Sea out there lol.
If anything positive can be said here, CM Punk knows how to do his job as a heel character. To get someone, anyone to want to even think about punching his lights out. This says a lot about the “character” that CM Punk portrays today on WWE television. Thankfully, this is the year 2012 and not the 1960’s & 1970’s. Let’s be honest wrestling historians. If this was the 60’s & 70’s, the least of Punk’s worries would be to get pushed, shoved or punched. Back when “wrestling was rasslin’ as they say. You had to worry about getting stabbed or shot. Don’t believe me? Look it up, happened in Puerto Rico all the time. Terry Funk spoke about getting stabbed while working a match for Carlos Colon’s promotion many eons ago.
Not to get too far off track. I feel that Punk’s actions were completely justifiable. The moment a fan lays his/her hands on ANY performer in an aggressive way. Expect to receive the consequences for your actions. Now, had this been the other way around. If we saw CM Punk purposely slap or punch a fan for no reason other than just to do it? Then you can make a case out of it. However, in this instance CM Punk gave the fan what we had coming to him. Did he hit the wrong guy? From my vantage point and out of the videos I’ve watched. I don’t think he did.
I’ve gone back and watched the videos forwards and backwards. Frame by frame, you name it. Everybody was shoving Punk around, and give the WWE Champion credit where it’s due. He showed a lot of restraint up until the end. When the victim with the glasses smacked him in the head, Punk lost his temper and drilled him. From the vantage point that I saw, I believe it was clearly intentional. The fan was shown getting in on the act. Unlike the rest of the crowd, he happened to hit CM Punk at the wrong place at the wrong time. Punk had enough of the abuse, and somebody sadly had to pay for it.
Bottom line, I feel that at any sporting event. Regardless if it’s pro wrestling, NBA, NFL, UFC, etc. As a fan, your job is to be an audience member, not a part of the action. You don’t punch, shove or lay a hand on the talent. When you do that and attempt to become a part of the show. You cross a line that should never be crossed to begin with. I cannot believe that in the 21st century. In the year 2012 no less, people have grown to be this stupid!
Newsflash! Wrestling is fake.
Hell, I’ve been a hardcore fan since the age of four. So you might as well say for the better part of twenty plus years. I’ve watched enough of this crazy male soap opera to know the people I see in the ring are portraying a character. Characters that are no different from those we see in movies or Television shows. The matches are choreographed. The end result of those matches is pre-determined. Yet for the life of me, I cannot understand how fans can so easily forget all this. Then turn into these selfish, self-absorbed egomaniacs who feel they have to be a part of the action. I think for future references. All wrestling organizations need to have better security for the wrestlers. When the matches or segments call for them to enter a crowd, tighten up the security to protect the talent and the fans alike. I think at the end of the day. When the question is asked: “Who the real ‘bad guys’ are?” You cannot point the finger at CM Punk. You cannot point the finger at the audience. Put the blame where it needs to be on. WWE Security is at fault for not doing their job. They provide a barrier between contact with the talent and the audience. Where the hell were those guys at on Monday Night RAW? Forget firing writers and producers. Let Vince fire these idiots and hire better security!
I hope this is a lesson learned for not only the WWE. But for TNA Wrestling too, as they can take notes and learn from this incident. Matter of fact, all wrestling promotions should provide better protection for the employee’s. I sincerely hope that when all is said and done. CM Punk receives the very minimal punishment, if nothing at all. I hope the fan gets absolutely nothing out of this, but I have a feeling he obviously will. So that WWE can avoid further lawsuits and legal action. Wrestling fans need to literately “Know there role” as a fan. Learn that you’re not a performer. Your job is to cheer the good guys. Boo the bad guys and have a good time. That’s it! Let’s not over complicate things. Until you have a wrestling contract. Stay out of the action. Let them do their job and you do yours. Respect the talent in the ring, and they will respect you. Simple as that!
It wouldn’t be October without a spooky and deadly edition of the Skirt Sheet. I’m going to say it again, this all just in fun and I wish harm on no one mentioned in this edition. The fun part of the Dexter edition of the Skirt Sheet, is to reek havoc on a hypothetical world, which eliminates our problems in a harmful way on paper (or computer) without actually hurting anyone. I have fun with these. Lord knows I watch enough crime shows to come up with new and fun ways to fictionally kill people. I mean, in real life you can only kill a person once, in the Dexter edition, I’ve killed Shawn Michaels, Michelle McCool, Layla, Candice Michelle, and Hulk Hogan at least a half a dozen times by now. I’m sure I’m not finished with them yet either. Lol! So with that, it’s time to pick up the knife and get to bidness….
First and foremost….
The Writers on WWE RAW: I have no bloody (ha!) idea what you guys are doing to the show, but you are killing it. It’s like you struggle to fill a three hour time slot, 2 hours and 19 minutes is what you actually have to fill because commercials take up the other 40 or so minutes. Yet you force us to sit through silly skits, pointless promos that are getting so repetitive, that I know what CM Punk is going to say before Monday even arrives. For someone who can talk circles around everyone, he’s so repetitive that he’s talking himself into circles, for nearly 30 minutes a week. And you can only really take the “I’m the tag team champions,”/”NO, I am the tag team champions” stuff so far. The time wasted on a 2 hour and 19 minute show on just talking, and backstage crap and silly vignettes (although you know the show is bad when I praise those silly vignettes). Match time reign between 90 seconds to 4 minutes, with maybe one match above the 7 minute mark. Why not use some of that three hours to put on quality and lengthy matches? As it is, I’m finding the matches on SmackDown to be much better. I’m not saying that there isn’t good matches on RAW, because there’s at least one that makes me take notice. The writers are killing RAW with all the bull crap, and maybe we should stick some actual bull crap and make them choke on it, like they make us choke on it each and ever week. Oh, what’s the matter creative writing team? Can’t breathe? That’s it flail, use up all your oxygen. Ha! Done!
Vince McMahon: Seriously? “The most important thing we bring to the WWE is action…” WHAT THE FLOCK? Action? Where? Because you’re lucky if you have 30 minutes of action in every episode of RAW. And half the time that action is laughable at best. I can only sit through so many Ryback, Tensai, Funkasaurus and John Cena matches before I want to stab myself in the chest with a rusty ice pick. Doesn’t that say something? What about the joke of a match between Mr. McMahon and CM Punk? Really? You can’t book your WWE Champion in a more legitimate match? Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett, was a phenomenal match. OMG I was wowed by the two of them working together. I think there is some serious matches that SHOULD (but won’t) be booked between Sheamus & Barrett. I notice it’s not the main event stars, like Punk or Cena who are putting on good matches, yet McMahon keeps pushing Cena, Big Show, Del Rio, etc. down our throats. Two weeks ago, Dolph Ziggler & Kofi Kingston had a great match, on SmackDown Beth Phoenix & Natalya had a great match. The guys and Diva’s stuck in mid-card, are not getting the chance. It’s sad. CM Punk is probably the only main eventer, right now, that can have a good strong match. But I want to see Kofi, Ziggler (yes I said I want to see more Ziggler-hell has frozen over), more Cody, more Wade, more Sheamus (yes I consider him mid-card, despite the World Heavyweight Championship, because that title hasn’t headlined a Pay-Per-View in God knows how long). Vince is hung up on guys like fucking Ryback, and Cena. To hell with the steroided up freaks. So I’m thinking, lets pump McMahon full of steroids, at full strength, and see if he bursts from over-loaded muscles.
Layla: SHUT UP!!! OMG I’m so sick and tired of her joining commentary. She can’t talk and her voice is worse than a cat getting caught in a ban saw, not that I know what that sounds like, but I imagine it’s not as annoying and bad as listening to Layla talk. Fire her already too. She can’t wrestle, her entry music is god awful and every time she’s in the ring I keep expecting her to hurt another diva. She’s dangerous. I’m sticking her through a ban saw as soon as I stick noise canceling ear phones with The Stone Roses on extra loud to drown that sorry bitch out. FUCK, I cannot stand it! EeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
JBL (John Bradshaw Layfield): Hurry back Jerry Lawler!! I never liked JBL on commentary. Hell I didn’t really like watching him wrestle. He’s so full of pointlessness shit that it’s grating on my nerves. Not only that, he got confused and called Michael Cole, Jim Ross, on RAW this past week when Jim Ross was backstage “convincing” Vince McMahon NOT to wrestle CM Punk. It’s like last time whenever Matt Hardy, Edge and/or Lita was in the ring he kept commenting on the love triangle, even though it was like three years in the past. He has nothing to say that is pertinent to anything. I think he’s the type of guy who would go batty in locked in a room with eurotechno music going on for 24/7. I’ll just leave this rope, knife, gun and see what he picks up first to put himself out of his misery. Since he’s from Texas, I’m guessing the gun.
Paul Heyman: What is your actual function? CM Punk doesn’t technically need you. He can cut a promo better than Heyman can. I got the pairing of Heyman with Brock Lesnar, because Lesnar on his own basically buries himself because he is a pompous asshat, but Heyman and Punk, I just don’t get. He just walks behind Punk carrying the WWE Championship, and then what? Leave a buffet of ham sandwiches out and he’ll burst his arteries like Mama Cass, that way I don’t have to take the fall for his death. It’ll just look natural. He’s not worth going to jail for, besides….orange isn’t my colour.
CM Punk: God I hate putting him on this list. He technically doesn’t deserve it because he’s an amazing wrestler and I do respect the shit out of him. However, his promos lately about disrespect are all the same. It’s like a record is skipping. That damn needle is caught on the groove of one of your favourite records, and it won’t stop skipping… Disrespect me, Disrespect me, Disrespect Me……..You get the picture. Do I think he’s the best in the World? Right now, hell to the yes! Overall, maybe. Do I think it’s fair to compare Shawn Michaels to him? Hell no. I’ll get to him in a second. CM Punk, does deserve respect. He has it, and that’s why he can do promos like this, but hearing the same demands from Jerry Lawler, to Jim Ross, to Vince McMahon, is the same promo just over and over and over again. They say stabbing someone is a way to get sexual gratification, and CM Punk is pretty damn hot. I, personally, don’t have an impotence problem, but I think stabbing will get that sexual frustration out as well as mocking the over repetitive motion that is similar to his current line or promos as of late. (I seriously hope this is the last time I ever have to put Punk on this list. He’s too good to be on my Dexter list).
Shawn Michaels: I am so tired of people saying that he was one of the greats. My boyfriend and I were discussing this night when he casually asked me how RAW was, and I went on this rant about how everyone is saying Punk needs to earn respect so he can be like Shawn Michaels, The Rock, Stone Cold, Bret Hart, etc.. And both Mat and I came to the conclusion that Shawn Michaels wasn’t that great in the ring. Yes, he was good with promos, character development and emotion. He knew how to draw you into his matches, but when you really look at any Shawn Michaels matches, they’re not that great. They all look the same. Flying elbow, the infamous Ric Flair-like stagger and fall, the kip-up, maybe a figure four leg lock, a bunch of head and wrist locks and ends with sweet chin music, which is a kick to the chin. Not that fan-fucking-tastic. Over-rated is a huge problem in the WWE and has been for many decades. It started with Hulk Hogan, and it’s going on now with John Cena. Since Shawn is an avid hunter, I’m going to let him run from me, then I’m going to shoot him with an arrow, then pelt him with a pellet gun, shoot him in the foot, then the knee, then the hand, and then about ten times in the heart and once in the chin for some good music. Over kill for the over rated.
John Cena: Go A-WAY! You’re injured yet you won’t stay off my damn television. Also, you’re over rated, probably more than Shawn Michaels. I love the point CM Punk keeps bringing up whenever someone like Bret Hart, Jim Ross or Lawler says, “you will have earned respect when you beat John Cena…” UM Helloooooo, Punk has beaten Cena in many forms. Now they say that he won’t have respect unless he beats Cena in a Hell In A Cell match. WTF? It’s like Cena is the shits bananas. I can beat Cena. The fucker has 5 fucking useless moves that he repeats in the ring. How is it that someone who has a bag full of moves in his arsenal like Punk, has to EARN respect by beating someone who knows 5 moves? I don’t understand? I don’t understand the hype of Cena either. Flash marketing is the only thing this ass-flap has going for him. They market enough shit and everybody under the age of smart will buy into it. How about a special John Cena ice cream bar, with cinnamon to cover the taste of anti-freeze. Enjoy! (haha, anti-freeze in an ice cream bar…is that even possible? DON’T ANYONE TRY IT TO SEE…God I don’t want anyone being dumb enough to see if that works or not.)
I’m thinking that’s enough for today. I can’t think of any other way to harm people. I’m sure there is a whole wackadoodle way of doing things but I’m starting to think that doing Dexter Skirt Sheets might be dangerous to some readers. Especially ones who don’t know how to separate fiction from reality. This, my friends is fiction. Albeit at it’s worse, lol. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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That’s it for this week people! I know we’ve totally dropped the ball on TNA predictions as of late but I don’t get that channel anymore and it’s not worth my download minutes. Haha! Anyways, we will try to get back into the groove eventually. Take it easy!
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Short but good one this week, Including a Run-In!
We’re back this week and I think y’all are getting off easy this week because it’s going to be relatively short. We have a Run-In with Mike this week, plus Sarge and myself. Lets roll the footage monkies!
Yo folks, how’s it going? This week is going to be short and sweet seeing as I don’t really want to repeat myself from the last couple of weeks. It’s pretty sad that all there is to say is the same shit that I’ve been saying week in and week out. I don’t like to be too repetitive, but sometimes I can’t help it. So, I’m going to shut it and get to bidness.
I have to say, I enjoyed Beth Phoenix vs. Natalya from two weeks ago on SmackDown, however, I believe they wasted an amazing match on television, when those two should have totally taken a pay-per-view spot and get 10 to 15 minutes. It is probably one match that will be a candidate for my year end but it’s still early. Also, there hasn’t been that many fantastic matches as of late to really add into the end of the year.
If it wasn’t for the stupid PG rating that the WWE has going on, then I’m pretty sure there would have been a “You FUCKED Up” chant going on during Ryback vs. Tensai. Ryback failed not once but three times in trying to lift Tensai up for his finisher. Not only that but the match itself was horrible. As I see it, neither guy is a good wrestler. Tensai’s push was over when he lost to Tyson Kidd (which was great for Tyson Kidd, so I’m not complaining. Partly because Kidd has more talent then most of the other superstars.) I still don’t understand how they can push Ryback and justify all because the dude is a huge steroidal freak-a-zoid. I can guarantee you that you won’t see a Ryback action figure in my collection any time soon. That guy just baffles my mind. All his push tells me is that Vince McMahon still has a hard-on over the large muscular men. Watch out Linda!
This week the promo time and the in-ring action time was pretty much on par with each other. I didn’t bother taking notes on the Jim Ross appreciation night because quite frankly that bored me to tears, and I wanted to stab my ears with something sharp.
To be completely honest, I’m finding it harder and harder to maintain interest in wrestling. It’s now a 3-hour show that I wish would end an hour into it. The worst thing the WWE ever did was making their show now 3-hours long. It’s too much. Way too much, and now they are adding a totally new show and I’m not going to watch it. I’m getting tired of the product. I will now just stick to RAW and SmackDown for the sake of the blog but I can’t find reason to sit through NXT or Superstars or Main Event or whatever the fuck it’s called.
Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, & Drew McIntyre… I’m not sure what they are actually trying to do with those three but the fact to the matter is, the only thing they have in common is that they are all jobbers. If they are calling themselves a band, then maybe they should stick Jinder Mahal in the background plucking a sitar because nobody is ever going to understand his jibber-jabber bull shit and nobody will understand his so-called dancing of patting the dog and screwing in the light bulb. Drew McIntyre is the only one who steps into the ring that doesn’t make me want to fast forward or skip, plus he’s the best looking one of the “band”. No matter which way you put it, you have crap. If it looks like crap, sounds like crap, then is must be crap!
For being brought in with vignettes, and new mysterious sounding promos, the use of Wade Barrett has been too minimal for my liking. We need more Wade!!
Now it’s official, I’m running out of shit to say to you guys. This might just be the shortest edition of the Skirt Sheet that you guys ever will read. By boyfriend and I are settling in nicely. Making strides in our apartment. Still need to find home for some of my action figures and some of Mat’s Transformers. Our place will probably look like a toy store when we are done. Lol!! Anyways, until next week (hopefully), all you Canadians enjoy your thanksgiving. Toodles. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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“Just when they think they got the answers, I change the questions.”
Whats shakin’ everyone? It’s been a while but I felt that I should write about a few things in the wrestling world. This past Friday I went to an Indie wrestling show in my small town of Bracebridge ontario hosted by CPW (Canadian Pro Wrestling) called Bracebridge Brawl 2 since they did the first one in June. This one believe it or not was held in the auditorium of the local highschool….thats right I say the local highschool but I digress …it was extremely entertaining and for only $12 for a 2.5 hr show sadly they couldn’t sell beer at the venue so I got drunk and walked/ staggered to the event lol. Anyone remember this guy? That’s right its Highlander Robbie McAllister former WWE superstar.
Here are the results as follows: Supremo Fantastico beat John Greed how ever after the match Tornado attacked Supremo Fantastico and Highlander Robbie came out to save him Robbie gets on the mic and tells Tornado that he’s asked the CPW Commissioner to set up the main event to be Highlander Robbie vs Tornado.
Jake O’Reilly slipped a quick devious win with help of Darko over Psycho Mike,
Dragon Lee got a taste of his own medicine from the victorious Phil Atlas,
Hometown boy Josh Alexander captured a victory over Shawn Spears,
Crazy Steve and Darko’s match was thrown out due to outside interference and a tag with Darko and O’Reilly vs Psycho Mike and Steve ensued. Psycho Mike And Crazy Steve victorious.
The Main Event saw former WWE superstar Highlander Robbie beat the veteran Tornado to the roar of the Bracebridge crowd. The chant’s of “CPW CPW CPW” were loud and ever so welcome.
I don’t have much else to say about the wrestling world other than “HOORAY” Kelly Kelly is gone, I hope The Glamazon stays, I’m loving the aces and eights for the most part, CM Punk still rocks face or heel and putting him with Paul Heyman GENIUS!!! AJ Lee still is great , the skipping still makes her look unstablewhich is great for her character lol and TEAM HELL NO well being a stupid name makes for interesting segments. Team Rhode Scholar is looking to be good too but WTH is up with the word TEAM in from of all these new tag teams? Big show isn’t relevant anymore so why do they bother.
That’s about all I have for this week folks as there isn’t too much in the wrestling world that’s impressing me lately…but I’ll get into that another time. Til next time ………
“I am your reality check!”
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
How ya doin’, dingbats?
Okay, not you, specifically. The “dingbat” remark is because I call my son that sometimes, and I just think it’s a hilarious thing to call him. But, it fits him. He is 100% certified insane. He is, in fact…..a dingbat! No other way to explain it.
Anyway, some things have developed since I last wrote an article for you guys. I know I didn’t write last week, and I apologize to anyone who may have been put off by my absence. Sometimes, it’s just not in the cards to write. I had writer’s block and a terminal lack of inspiration. There was no way I was going to be able to put out anything any of you would give two shits about, and I simply didn’t want to waste your time.
So, if you’ll remember, a couple weeks ago, I mentioned that I got called and interviewed for a new job. Well, not a lot has progressed since then. I filled out some more paperwork and did a drug test for them, but no word on when I will actually start working yet. However, I got a call last week from another company that liked what they saw on my resume. This job also pays better, by the way. Like $800/month better! I would like to think they are moving along in trying to get me on board with them, but since that initial call, I have not heard anything else back. I guess I’ll keep you posted on this, too.
Wish me luck!!
So, I decided to set my DVR this week and catch the new WWE show, Main Event. It’s aired on a cable television channel called ION Television. How many of you out there actually have this channel on your cable system? I didn’t even know I had it until I went and looked for it, honestly.
How many weekly shows does WWE need, really? RAW, SmackDown, NXT, Superstars, Saturday Morning Slam…and now, Main Event. Now, I admittedly don’t watch NXT or Superstars. I watched Saturday Morning Slam one time. It was like WWE for 5th graders. Totally geared toward kids. Not my bag at all, and there was only like 2 matches on the show. The rest was shitty “human interest” stories and goof ball video packages that any self-respecting professional would cringe at the very thought of being featured in.
All this episode of Main Event ended up being was: 2 video packages, CM Punk VS Sheamus, a bunch of yakking and a shitty tag team match that lasted 5 minutes.
Ya know, I have an idea on how this whole thing can be brought to an end! Remember when douchebag Spike Lee tried to sue Spike TV for using the name “Spike”? The ION channel can be taken to court by TNA X-Division Champion and resident Douche-asaurus Rex….Zema Ion! Why not? Seems like the kind of D-Bag move someone like him would make. I never watched ION to begin with, and I might not go back now. WWE Main Event was nothing special, and missing it just like Superstars, NXT and the other “B” and “C” shows WWE tries to shove down our throats isn’t going to make me lose any sleep, I promise you!
How stupid does WWE think we are? Seriously. This bit with Kaitlynn being attacked at Night of Champions by a “blonde” while Eve won the Divas Championship is total bullshit, and it’s not fooling anyone. It’s plain to see how this will all pan out. They said the one who attacked Kaitlynn on the video camera had blonde hair. So now, they are taking all the blonde Divas and either FE’ing them (like Kelly Kelly), or just making their lives miserable (like Beth Phoenix). When this all comes to a head, I bet the big revelation is going to have us all saying “I told you so!”. Sure, the attacker was blonde, but who’s to say the person wasn’t wearing a wig? Here’s the real question. Did she have a camel toe? Yeah, that’s right! It’s EVE who attacked Kaitlynn after all this BS. I’m no expert, but if this ends up any other way, I will be shocked. It’s the only way that makes sense.
But….this is WWE we’re talking about here.
Alright, people. I’m pretty much over it for this week. Not much on my mind, as seems to be the case lately. Been distracted with the whole job search thing and other factors taking me off my game. I hope I haven’t bored any of you to death. Not yet, anyway. I will try to put out longer articles in the future. Sometimes, I just don’t have a lot to talk about.
Cut me some frickin’ slack!
I’ll catch you all back here next time. Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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That’s it for us this week, hope you enjoyed our little blog. It’s been so busy that we can only promise to try our best. Have a great long weekend. Don’t drink and drive! Or I’ll give you a “souvenir”.
“Look at that, Ryback just popped up!”
-Michael Cole on RAW October 1,2012
Girls Only this week; talk RAW number breakdown, Triple H Makes changes, & Bye-Bye Kelly Kelly!
Howdy peeps, what a long week. So much going on that it’s next to impossible to catch up with things. But we are sort of here, and when I say “we” I mean me.
Do you know when you see something and you know it’s not good, but you try your hardest to find the good in it, but you can’t. That’s how I’m feeling about wrestling right now. Try as I might, I’m not finding much good with it. I’ll shut it and get to bidness…
For the past few weeks you are all aware that I’ve been keeping track of how much time the WWE spends on matches. This past week showed the LOWEST amount of time thus far. I was getting hopeful. The last few weeks the WWE has actually put a bit more time into their matches, but this week was a significant drop. It’s like they reversed. Last week it was 47 minutes and 15 seconds of in-ring action, and 23 minutes & 15 seconds of promos. This week, there was 26 minutes and 19 seconds of in-ring action, and 48 minutes and 26 seconds of promos. What is WRONG here? You have a 2 hour, 17 minute and 27 second of programming to fill before they add commercials, but ONLY 26 minutes of that was actual wrestling. I thought we were tuning in for a wrestling show and not a talk show?
So I kind of went on a tangent last week. And after I posted the blog, I read both Sarge’s and Greg’s. I had already watched The Game’s Youtube video. And I got laughing because of Sarge, here’s why;
“Could I joke about Cena in his new pink
shirt? Sure, but that would make me a dick for basically cracking jokes about breast cancer. Still, I’m
sure there is something to be said about it. Like how Fruity Pebbles now come in pink.” -Sarge
I’m guessing this makes me a dick. Lol (DILLIGAF!)
Wait a second. I wasn’t cracking jokes about breast cancer. I have boobies. Boobies that I care deeply about. I got rid of more than half of them 8-years ago because of problems with my back and neck, but I still love my boobies. I just have an issue of pandering shit like this. I have issues with John Cena doing it. Wouldn’t it make more sense that they have a Diva do it? After all, they have boobies. Fake ones, but still. The more the WWE makes John Cena an ambassador for shit like this, whether it be against bullying, breast cancer, cereal abuse, whatever, the more I want to kick Cena in the box! Like I said, I did say some pretty serious things last week, but I in no means wanted to put Breast Cancer down in anyways, I just wanted to stress the point that it should be ALL CANCERS, not just one.
The more I think about, the more my edition of The Skirt Sheet made little to no sense last week. I chop that up to pure exhaustion. Quite frankly lately I have honestly felt…NOTHING! I don’t know if it’s the stress of the move, the overwhelming anticipation of the move, realizing that I’m no longer in 100% control over my choices and decision, that I have to consult with someone now after 32 years of NOT doing that and purposely defying all who tried. My anxiety has taken over so much, that I am completely numb. Tomorrow is Thursday, and Mat and I get the keys to the apartment. I think once we have those keys in our hands, we both will be feeling a lot better. Come Saturday and the move is over with, I hope that normalcy will be back. It’s not the fact that I’ll be living with Mat, because I want that SO bad, it’s the actual move itself that has me freaking out.
OK, moving on!
Greg asked our opinions about whether or not we felt that since returning The Miz has lost some of his confidence. I was thinking about it and there is a definite difference in The Miz. Ever since he got in trouble for messing up that catch that nearly severely injured R-Truth, he was punished. Not all at once but gradually. Personally, if I get in shit at work, it affects my work performance. I tend to dwell on what it was that I wrong, and it takes me a bit to get back to normal. I always go into work with the full intent of doing my absolute best. Nobody’s perfect. Yes The Miz could have hurt R-Truth, but to be honest, I watched that footage over more than a few times and it just looked to me that it wasn’t entirely The Miz’s fault. The timing was all off and R-Truth shifted in mid-air and The Miz didn’t have time to adjust to that shift. To answer Greg’s questions, since that happened, there has been a change in The Miz’s work. His promos aren’t as witty, and not as polished as they once were. His in-ring, however, is noticeably better since he returned. He looks to be more in-shape. But yes, there is something missing. I think that is heart. I don’t think The Miz’s heart is quite in it at the moment. During Miz-TV, and the reaction from the fans (which was rude, btw) made him falter a bit in that interview. So, yes Greg, I think there is a definite confidence issue.
OH and Greg… WE ARE SOOOOOO NOT PG RATED!!! LMAO!!!
I got something in the mail this week. Our favourite ring announcer, Lilian Garcia (@LilianGarcia) released her English EP, “My Time.” The CD features six English songs, which her first CD was all Spanish with the exception of two songs and was a full CD. U Drive Me Loca, Ur Girl (till the end of the world) and My Time are great up-beat songs. And Over & Over and Tell Me are great, medium tempo songs. And her cover of Coldplay’s “Fix You” is amazing.
And yes, that is an autographed copy. Thanks-Lilian!
I may have ripped on RAW a bit earlier about their lack of matches, but how fantastic was Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler? I’m starting to see a pattern. I went back through my notes that I’ve kept for the year end blog. It makes things easier when I want to know dates of shit. Anyways, I noticed quite a few “good match” or “great match” highlighted next to a bunch of matches, and in more than half of those there is a common denominator, and this pains me to say it because I can’t stand him, but it’s Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler, is having amazing matches. I’m taking notice. I’m not a fan of him because his face annoys me, I don’t like his ripped-off look and character of “Ravishing” Rick Rude, and I cannot stand his greasy hair. ICK! That makes me want to puke. The more I look at my notes and the more I see “Great” or “Good” highlighted next to his name and someone else’s, I see that his name is popping up a hell of a lot. Could there be a major surprise from me at the end of the year? I guess we’ll see.
I have no idea if Beth Phoenix is leaving or not. According to a report, a fan asked her outside of an event and she said that she had no intention of leaving or retiring from the WWE. So I have no clue what’s going on. Reports are still going around saying that she had her departure planned for months and that she’s leaving on good terms with the WWE. I don’t know where she plans on going because if she’s thinking TNA, I got news for you…
If any of you are wondering what is going on with the Knockouts division, well I think I have an idea. They have lost a considerable amount of talent lately and they aren’t getting the recognition that they once were. At one time, it was the Knockouts that were shining over all the male wrestlers. Not anymore. Dr. Tom Pritchard recently joined on and he has never been a fan of women’s wrestling, and that has crossed over in TNA. The decline of the once dominant female wrestling on television, is slowly leaving us. Soon there will be no place for the women to work on television. The WWE allegedly has plans on improving the Diva’s but they’ve said that before and I’ve seen nothing of the sorts. I hope it’s true and hope they don’t wait too long. They could scoop up Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, re-hire Kharma, and persuade Beth Phoenix to stay. Who knows, maybe Mickie James and Tara (formally Victoria) might come back. Lets rebuild what was once an amazing division. It can’t be that hard. How many times have I done it in this blog alone? I just did it for Christs sakes! Lol!!
I’m a sad excuse for a wrestling fan. Why? You ask! Because, I love the Daniel Bryan/Kane vignettes of them doing stupid shit. I think it just breaks up the monotony of the crap the WWE is force feeding us. Sure it’s not wrestling GOLD, but damn it’s getting there. I’m not sure what it is about some comedic vignettes that the WWE tries to do, but rarely do they actually make me laugh. What people forget, with any comedy, it’s all about timing. It’s all about timing and the delivery, and the one thing that makes this so funny is that you have Kane, a monster, who by definition shouldn’t be funny since he’s a “monster”, then you have a serious wrestler like Daniel Bryan who also shouldn’t be funny. Hell, from the past I would have sworn he had no personality. Yet here he is. Funny as shit! Both are. Because their timing and delivery are perfect. Not to mention their chemistry. These two very opposite personalities clash which creates a comedic chemistry between them. It’s genius.
Apparently one of the reasons we are seeing Daniel Bryan and Kane so much on WWE programming is because Triple H is slowly taking over Vince McMahon’s duties, and one of the things he hopes to change is the way the tag team division currently is. By doing so, he’s pairing up different guys in the ring to see if they fit together, and that is likely why we are seeing so many random pairings. Guys that aren’t doing too much in the singles division because of too many single competitors, and single competitors that hog every-fucking-thing (yeah Cena). This gives them the opportunity to have television time and exposure. With any luck, we will see more focus on the tag team championships, I just don’t want to see the same damn people wearing the belts all the time. I don’t want Kane and Daniel Bryan to become the John Cena of the tag team division. I’d like to see what Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio could offer as well as Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd. I think the pairing of Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes has a lot of potential, however it’s a shame because I’d rather see Rhodes on the singles road back to the Intercontinental Championship or the WWE/World championships. I guess you take the exposure as you get it.
Part of the turn around with Triple H leading the charge, is also the Diva’s division, which I spoke about above. I just hope that he doesn’t completely screw the pooch on that as well.
I was forced to sit through a Brodus Clay match from Monday because I was doing that timing thing. One of the massive downfalls of timing matches, promos, or bowel movements, which is what a Brodus Clay match resembles. During the match, I couldn’t help but wonder if Cameron, his one funkadactyl, who is known so fondly of telling “Stone Cold” Steve Austin that her favourite match of all time was Melina vs. Alicia Fox, which made her a laughing stock. Probably why they changed her name. Anyways, I couldn’t help but wonder if she’s watching Clay vs. Tensai and wondering if this match is the match of the year? Or if this match has replaced her Alicia Fox/Melina match. C’mon, if you’re going to pick a diva’s match to tell Austin, don’t pick anything with Alicia Fox in it. I know there has been a lot of useless Diva’s that have come and gone, but I’m not sure there is any that has been or will be more useless than Cameron.
I haven’t had a whole lot of time to read about this because I’ve had no Internet for the weekend. However, I did see stuff on Twitter that kind of indicated this so I checked it out briefly when I had the opportunity. WWE has released WWE Diva, Kelly Kelly and wished her best in her future endeavors. I’m not sad. Nope. Not a at all.
I think I’ve taken up a lot of your time this week. I think I’m going to call it a day. I have a move that I’m in the middle of completing that I just want to finish. I’m tired of being tired and stressed and at the moment that is what I am. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Next weekend is Thanksgiving here in Canada. Probably my least favourite holiday because it’s meaningless but at least I get paid time and a half for it. YAY! Go Me! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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Well what else is there to say? Not much when you’re talking to yourself, lol! Anyways, see you all next week.
“So I hear @TheBethPhoenix and @NatbyNature had a great match last night #shouldabeenappv #imagineiftheyhad15mins” – Adam “Edge” Copeland via Twitter @EdgeRatedR
Beth Phoenix Gives Notice, Cena/Riley Injured & More…
Yes Yes Yes I KNOW we are very very tardy this week. Leave me alone, I’m only human. But because of the lateness of this blog, y’all get the benefit of skilling a cheesy introduction… Roll the footage Junior!
I’m getting tired of having one good week of wrestling a month, only to be a let down the following weeks. I’m going to just get to this and leave the formalities out…
The WWE bit off more than they could chew when they decided that RAW on Monday nights should be three-hours long. It’s too much for them to make a decent show. I’m glad that I no longer watch WWE RAW on Monday’s because that would be three hours of my life I would never get back. It’s that horrible. If they had just kept to their regular two-hours, then I don’t think I would be as disappointed. It has to be easier to come up with more important matches and storylines, when creative and booking, don’t have to fill a three hour show. It’s bloody clear that they are struggling with the extra hour. I’m struggling with the extra hour and I’m the one watching it. I don’t want to see more commercials, or more back stage segments. I want more matches at a better quality. On average this week most matches lasted about four minutes, with two matches being the exception. There were 47 minutes and 15 seconds of in-ring action, which is so far the most there has been on RAW. There was 23 minutes and 15 seconds of promo work, and 6 minutes and 19 seconds of useless backstage segments. If I had the time this week, I would be timing SmackDown to see how they compare. I just think it’s way too much for the WWE to handle. It’s like watching a pay-per-view with a bit more commercials. If I remember correctly, didn’t WCW Nitro try to go for three hours? Yeah I believe it did, and it didn’t even last two years at three hours. I don’t think this bodes well for the WWE. They are making the same pattern of mistakes as WCW did back in the day.
I’m starting to think there are more WWE wrestlers that I can do without then there is that I can do with. Shall we tally this?
I can live with 28 current Superstars and Divas: AJ, Beth Phoenix, Christian, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Daniel Bryan, Evan Bourne, Jack Swagger, Jey & Jimmy Uso, Justin Gabriel, Kane, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Natalya, R-Truth, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Tamina, Ted DiBiase, Triple H, Tyson Kidd, The Undertaker, Vickie Guerrero, Wade Barrett & William Regal.
I can’t stand or can do with out 46 current Superstars and Divas: Aksana, Alberto Del Rio, Alicia Fox, Alex Riley, Antonio Cesaro, Big Show, Brodus Clay, Camacho, Cameron, Curt Hawkins, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Epico, Eve, Ezekiel Jackson, The Great Khali, Heath Slater, Hornswoggle, Hunico, Jinder Mahal, John Cena, Johnny Curtis, JTG, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Layla, Mark Henry, Mason Ryan, Michael McGillicutty, Naomi, Primo, Ricardo Rodriguez, Rosa, Ryback, Sakamoto, Santino Marella, Tensai, Teddy Long, Booker T, Titus O’Neil, Trent Barreta, Yoshi Tatsu & Zack Ryder.
To be honest, I’m actually surprised some of those 46 still even have jobs.
Did anyone even notice that Big Show hasn’t been on television for God knows how long? I didn’t until I was bored one night this week here at work and was reading the Dirt Sheets. Hell, I didn’t even notice that Mark Henry or Ezekiel Jackson were gone. It’s amazing who you don’t miss. Alex Riley, Damien Sandow, Drew McIntyre, and Alberto Del Rio are more maybes. I can take them or leave them. Same with Eve. The rest can bugger off as far as I’m concerned. The WWE needs a complete roster overhaul. I’m sick of John Cena being shoved so far down my throat that he’s coming out my ass and being re-shoved in and it doesn’t taste good. It’s a vicious cycle with Cena. Now he’s really walking around looking like a fruity pebble.
Yes, Cena is sporting a pink shirt now, to show his support for breast cancer. Could this man BE the biggest kiss ass in the world? I would say yes. Maybe, just maybe, I’m a bit tired of the boobs getting all the attention in the Cancer world. The thing is, the success rate is better then say if you have colon cancer. I lost my grandmother to colon cancer and I’ve heard of so many other’s losing their lives to colon cancer, why isn’t that a month? Why doesn’t that have a ribbon? Who wouldn’t give anything to see Cena promoting colon cancer, dressed in brown, looking like a cocoa pebble? Seems appropriate since he’s an asshole. I’m not saying that Breast Cancer isn’t a big deal. Every cancer is. That’s why instead of having one month for breast cancer, it should be for ALL CANCERS!! What, is society Cancer racists? Apparently it’s not sexists, or is it? Breast Cancer shouldn’t have it’s own month. No Cancers should. They should all ban together. Besides, people can throw all the money in the world at Cancer, it’s not going to make a difference. It’s like HIV and AIDS. It’s a disease that has a cure, it’s just the government’s way of population control. Same with diabetes. I like that one the best, because that one they make to be OUR fault that we get it. It’s OUR fault that we are fat and eat crap. That was sarcasm folks. The government wants us to quit smoking, yet they produce more and more cigarettes. They want us to eat healthy, yet they show fast food and junk food commercials on the television all day long, and anyone working a minimum wage job or stuck on welfare, can’t afford gym memberships. Kids extracurricular activities at school are being cut because of lack of money. Yet it’s OUR fault. People get pregnant or transmitted diseases because of the lack of commercialism in condoms and birth control.
I saw this commercial promoting “Safe Breath” for this gum and it had two people making out and she asks him if he has “anything”, and he goes hunting for this “anything”, and when he finally finds it, he pops in a piece of gum and gets to macking on this chick. No wonder there is an alarming in teenage sexual transmitted diseases and teenage pregnancies. GUM IS NOT BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!! Kids are stupid these days, they would likely believe they can’t get any diseases or babies from gum!
Anyways, I’m not sure where I was going with any of this. To be honest, it’s been a long week. I worked six days in a row, plus between packing for my move next weekend, and making my boyfriend happy, my sister happy, my brother happy and everyone else happy, I’ve seemed to have lost a bit of my own happiness. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy, I just forget how to recognize it sometimes. Moving is stressful, and when you’re moving in with your boyfriend, it’s even more so. I’m scared. Scared to death but at the same time I’m so excited. I know once all our shit is in our apartment, I’ll be a lot more relaxed. You can certainly unpack faster then you can pack. At least in my experience.
Good news to all us non-Cena fans… He’s injured!!!
Haha! I actually had more on this but I’d be damned if I can actually remember the details. So I shall go look it up. BRB…..OK, I’m back. Apparently Cena underwent surgery to remove bone cartilage in his arm. He’ll be out of action for 4-6 weeks but unfortunately he says he’ll be on this Monday’s RAW. Why doesn’t he take the hint?
Also, Alex Riley underwent surgery this week for both his knee and elbow. I have no clue how long he’ll be out for, but I’m expecting months.
This Friday, I had a visitor at my boyfriend’s work place. A few months back I met a woman, Linda, who is married to a man by the name of Johnny Powers. He’s a retired wrestler from my area. Anyways, Linda was a doll to bring by some autographed photographs for me from Johnny. I’m a moron and packed them before I had a chance to get a picture taken of them to show you guys, but when I get moved I’ll make sure I do that. Anyways, if you guys want to know more about Johnny Powers, you can look him up on Wikipedia or check out his website here:
Anyways, his wife said that she would bring by some more stuff for me soon. She’s a wonderful woman. So that made my night for me on Friday.
Major news breaking this week. It’s a sad day for female fans like myself because Beth Phoenix asked for her release from the WWE. I honestly can’t say I blame her. The way the WWE uses (or doesn’t use) their female talent is deplorable. I’m sad because now we have even less women in the ring that can actually wrestle. With Beth’s departure at the end of October (October 22nd RAW is expected to be her last night), we only have Natalya and Tamina Snuka, and I won’t be surprised if the two of them leave soon because of lack of use. It truly is a shame to lose a beautiful, real, and talented woman like Beth. I’m going to really miss her. She’s someone I respect a great deal and I hope that she can find a promotion that will use her to her full potential. One that will respect her as much as I do. The way I see it, it’s the WWE’s loss. They’re losing someone who could potentially out wrestle most of the male superstars. And it’s our loss because the WWE didn’t use her to her full potential. Best of Luck Beth. I’m going to take in the next month and be there supporting you all the way. Cheers!
And with that said, I need to wrap this up considering it’s late enough as it is this week. Like I said, I’ve been so busy it’s super crazy. Sorry for the tardiness. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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UFC 152 thoughts and Jerry Lawler:
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What’s up, wackos?
So, the hunt continues….or, does it? I still have not started back to work, but I did fill out paperwork this week and some other administrative type stuff was done. So, I am on the way to getting back to work. Lots of big changes on the horizon for me and the ‘fam”, I think. Positive changes. Big, sometimes scary, but still positive. I will know more in the next few months. Just keep me in your thoughts. Okay?
No, really. You think I’m fucking with you? I’m serious!
Aww, Hell. Now look what happened. There I go getting all worked up. Hey! Do you think I need anger management like Kane and Daniel Bryan? Well, seeing how it’s been working out for them, I’m going to go with….FUCK NO!
I have to admit this angle between them seemed pretty dumb at first. I may have ripped on it a bit in previous weeks, but it’s all sort of growing on me. I have come to accept it because I realized that this is the kind of thing we get now because of the PG rating. No dominant tag teams like LOD and Demolition. The definition of a tag team in today’s WWE is two random guys forced to work together who get a fluke title win and then fail to coexist for more than 3 weeks after that. Silly, almost cartoonish in nature, bullshit! Just the ticket for the little kiddies who sit glued to the tube waiting for a glimpse of their hero, Cena. Isn’t it? But, this Kane/Daniel Bryan thing is going to give these little tykes some big problems! I mean….both these guys run around shouting at each other “I am the tag team champions!” What the Hell is that? Bad fucking grammar! That’s what that is. Nice job, WWE! When you decided to “mold” the youth of America, you took it literally…like the blue and green fuzz that grows on food that’s well past its prime.
However, I did get a good laugh out of the bit backstage where Kane said Daniel Bryan belonged in a petting zoo, and then DB said Kane should be in a basement petting zoo. Of course, that caused my mind to wander and I tried to think….what would a “basement petting zoo” be like. What kind of animals would be in this zoo? All I can say is, any kind of petting that takes place in a basement cannot be good.
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Speaking of #goatface, THIS almost happened the other day……
See, now that I am “USAF, Retired”…I no longer have to shave off all my facial hair. I can grow a mustache or a beard (or both) if I am so inclined. Lots of former military people grow out their hair after they leave the service. Of course, some of them go a little crazy and end up looking like ZZ Top or Cousin It. Not me. I just experimented with a little goatee action. Now that I am out of the military, I was considering a new look. Where’s the harm in that?
I posted this photo on Facebook and got a lot of positive feedback. Very encouraging! I’m sure a few of the people who chimed in were just being nice (rather than honest), but it was good to hear that I wasn’t entirely unfortunate looking. I knew I could live with it, but the real test would be if other people could stand to live with me looking so different.
I went back and shaved the rest of it off after that picture was taken. I hadn’t fully committed to the idea by then. However, there is a growing possibility that I may give it another try and keep it next time!
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So….yeah. I guess that’s about all I’ve got for you this week. I tried to think of some other things that deserved my attention, but nothing really jumped out at me. Could I joke about Cena in his new pink shirt? Sure, but that would make me a dick for basically cracking jokes about breast cancer. Still, I’m sure there is something to be said about it. Like how Fruity Pebbles now come in pink.
Meh. I tried.
Guess I should probably just get out of here for now. I’ll see you all back here next time, troops. Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Hey everybody how are you doing this week? I’m doing pretty well thanks. It has been a couple of weeks since I did a blog, so let’s get this thing started!
First off I have to say I really enjoyed RAW two weeks ago from Montreal. It was a fun show up until Jerry Lawler had a heart attack (I’m very happy he is going to be okay). But I have to say Michael Cole and the WWE Superstars and the doctors and EMTs did a great job with the situation and I’m glad everything turned out positive in the end. Also Bret Hart had some great promos with CM Punk and John Cena. It was nice seeing Bret on RAW again. I’m sure we will see him again.
I also had the pleasure of going to see a live event in Hamilton with Diva and her boyfriend Mat. It was a lot of fun! I took some pictures of the show. I had a lot of action shots such as Randy Orton’s pose and Randy Orton’s oh never mind. This is a PG blog right?! LOL But we did have a fun time. I have to admit I’m becoming more of a fan of Cody Rhodes. I just think he is a great wrestler. I have always enjoyed his character from the beginning. I really hope he gets another shot at the IC title. Here are some pictures from the event. I know Diva posted some of hers, but here are mine!
This week RAW was all right. I have a couple of complaints though. I really did not enjoy the crowd at all. I found them to be way too harsh. Plus lately the crowds have been really great and they are really into the product which makes the show more enjoyable to watch. I found when they started chanting boring during Miz TV that it wasn’t needed. I thought Booker T and The Miz were doing a good job. It got better when Ryback came in threw out everything (including a live mike that went into the crowd and a fan started to chant Gooooldberg into it and the PA system played it out) check it out if you missed that. I just didn’t think the crowd needed to yell boring during the first part of it. Maybe I’m pissed because I’m a fan of The Miz and lately he hasn’t really been up to par like he was a couple of years ago. I don’t know do you agree with me on that statement? Do you find The Miz has lost some of his awesomeness? I don’t think he acts as confident as he used to. Let me know what you think? Sarge? Diva? The Game? What do you guys think?
Another complaint I have about RAW this week is JBL. I can’t stand him doing broadcasting. I think I rather have Booker T doing it than him. I know he hasn’t been around for a while but still I never really liked him doing it when he was on SmackDown and I still don’t like it now. It was good to see JR though. I’m hoping this week it is just JR and Michael Cole together or maybe they might bring out Edge or Mick Foley. That would be nice. I just hope Cena doesn’t end up doing it because he can’t wrestle at the moment.
The reason why Cena can’t wrestle is he had surgery this week. He is probably going to be out for a few weeks. Big Show is supposed to come back and fill in for him while he is away during house shows. Apparently Big Show asked for some time off after SummerSlam and he got it. That’s why we haven’t seen him on TV lately. But he is supposed to be back now on TV.
Speaking about returns on TV, Edge made his return on Smackdown. He is helping out Daniel Bryan and Kane with their Anger Management issues. I hope this isn’t a one time only deal. I hope we see Edge more often. Also Edge has caved in and joined Twitter. @EdgeRatedR Don’t forget to follow him! He will probably have some great tweets I’m sure!
Anyway that’s all I have for you this week. I hope you have a nice day! J You can reach me @blitz101 on twitter. Also check out my tumblr site too! http://glclub.tumblr.com
That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way. What a true 4-way this week, eh folks? It’s been a while. So just in case you haven’t figured it out yet, but we will be late again next week, and maybe the week after. I (Diva) am moving this coming Saturday and I have no idea how long it will take for us to set up our Internet at our place. But it’s been a slice, so yes, we will be late, but we will still be here!
“Yes I’m a hypocrite and finally gave in to twitsanity!”
-Adam “Edge” Copeland via Twitter @EdgeRatedR
Jerry Lawler, Night Of Champions Predictions
Hey there peeps! What a crazy-ass week in wrestling, eh? I’m in shock at what went down on Monday on RAW, as I’m sure all of you are. I’m just happy that Jerry Lawler is doing well, however he really shouldn’t be eating some of the stuff he was fed in the Montreal Hospital. Are they that desperate for repeat business?
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
Alright, people.
I know there has been a crap load of stuff going down lately, and I didn’t write last week…but I’m still going to make this one as short and sweet as possible.
I have had a lot on my mind these past few weeks. No job after retirement, and an uncertain future tend to make one a bit distracted. Most of you probably couldn’t relate. Well, it’s not fun at all. Good thing about all this is, I finally had a good interview the other day and got hired. It’s not the best paying job ever, but it’s better than nothing. It will keep food in my kids’ tummies and clothes on their backs. That’s all I care about right now.
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First off, we all know about Jerry Lawler’s heart attack during RAW last Monday. I’m not saying anything about it because so many other people already have. Pardon the bad pun, but it would be like beating a dead horse.
Get well soon, “King”!
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Wow. That was in bad taste! That joke I just made. But, you know something? I don’t freakin’ care. This is MY segment, and I will do and say whatever I damn well please! What are you going to do? Ban me??
Speaking of bans, this angle about Sheamus’ Brogue Kick being banned is total bullshit! There have been storylines about people’s signature and finisher moves being banned before, and they were just as stupid. It’s just another recycled idea, thanks to the brain trusts in WWE Creative!
You know what should be banned? Stupid recycled storylines nobody gives two shits about!
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I really feel bad for Kane. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. The more I see the direction he is headed, the more I wonder if he went back to wearing a mask not to regain his image as a monster….but to hide his face in shame.
Case in point, this awful “anger management” storyline he is in right now with Daniel Bryan. The best part of it was when DB ripped into the kid wearing the goat mask. That’s about all. Honestly, the kid in the goat mask only makes me laugh because he reminded me of when Bobby Brady (on the Brady Bunch) went on TV and lost the “Cartoon King’s Ice Cream Eating Contest”. He went home and sulked around the house wearing a donkey mask. The people who write for WWE these days should all have to wear donkey masks and dunce caps to show what a bunch of fucking stupid jackasses they all are!
What the Hell was this “hug it out” bit a couple weeks ago? More proof that “PG” is an insult to the intelligence of anyone old enough to see past Cena’s bullshit and know better than to buy into it…..or, anyone over the age of 10, in other words. Nope! No match, or a tag team for those two. Instead, we had to sit through 10 minutes of Kane and D’Bryan struggling to get near each other like some little kid not wanting to get a kiss from his 400 lb grandma with the mustache.
This week, they talked about feeling better by squeezing their balls. I am not touching that one! Is this their way of pushing the envelope these days? I was coming up with better material when I was in 3rd grade, and I don’t even think I was watching wrestling back then.
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Okay. There it is. That’s all I’ve got for ya. I told you it would be short. When have I ever lied to you?
You’re welcome!
I’ll catch you all back here next time, troops. Until then…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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At this point in time, I’m not sure what it is I can say. I could be saucy and flippant with all of you through my forum, but I’m not sure if that’s completely appropriate. At least not until I’ve dealt with the reason why it’s not appropriate.
This past Monday night on RAW, during Kane and Daniel Bryan vs. The Prime Time Players, Jerry “The King” Lawler collapsed at the announcer’s table while commentating with Michael Cole. This was not an act or a work, as we would say in the wrestling circles. This was 100% real life. A situation that the WWE handled amazingly. A situation that the referee, Charles Robinson, Glenn Jacobs (Kane), Bryan Danielson (Daniel Bryan), Fred Rosser (Darren Young), Thaddeus Bullard (Titus O’Neil), Justin Roberts, Michael Cole & the camera crew all handled professionally. They kept the match going, and as Cole attended to Lawler, still managed to call the action in the ring. The fans, although not paying attention to what was going on in the ring, stood by and were respectful of what was going on. Whether that was do to uncertainty as to what was actually going on, or if it was concern, doesn’t matter. The Montreal fans were amazing. Earlier in the night, not long before this happened, Jerry “The King” Lawler and Randy Orton wrestled CM Punk and Dolph Ziggler. I noticed that Lawler was a bit slower than usual. Ordinarily I would have just acquated that to his age (62-years old), but knowing what I did while I was watching it, I was looking for signs. Other than the slowness, there wasn’t any. Half way through the aforementioned tag team match, right at the two-hour mark of the entire show, you hear a weird, gurgle-like sound then Cole repeating himself and the next shot you see Cole bent over Lawler’s side of the table. I’m not going to lie, when Greg told me this, I was at work, and did not see what was going on (plus here in Canada we are an hour behind, even though it was live FROM Canada), so therefore I was extremely trepidatcious about the situation he was describing to me. Can you blame me? WWE has a history of using extreme real-life situations as way to enhance a character or storyline. So yeah, I was skeptical. The more I paid attention to Twitter, and heard multiple descriptions as to what was going on, that skepticism lifted.
According to sources from backstage as well as Michael Cole’s updates, EMT’s worked on Lawler backstage, performing CPR before he was transported to a local hospital in Montreal. When he arrived at the hospital he was taken into an isolated ER, where he was breathing on his own. Eventually he started to become a bit more responsive. Throughout this ordeal, Vince McMahon was at his side. Not leaving him. It was confirmed that Jerry Lawler suffered a heart attack. I found reports saying that he was clinically dead for 20 minutes, so if any of you read those reports, know that they are false. It is impossible to be clinically dead for 20 minutes. If you are dead for ten minutes, they won’t continue to resuscitate and you would be actually dead. False reporting like that, is what pisses me off.
September 12, 2012 @2:21am: Jerry Lawler update from his son Brian Christopher: “K, here’s the latest real update. Lauren and I are here at the hospital in Montreal. He does not look good at all. He is responsive to questions that he is asked which is very good. His sedation and breathing support are being lowered slowly right now. He was shocked a total of 7 times at the arena and underwent a balloon stint to open up a clogged artery when he arrived at hospital. Everyone out there needs to say a special prayer for his brain at this point, please. Tests on his brain will not be available until the morning. One of us two will keep all you guys informed as we know more”
September 12, 20212 @5:29 p.m: As of Wednesday afternoon, Sept. 12, 2012, Jerry “The King” Lawler remains in a cardiac care unit in Montreal. His vital signs continue to be stable. He is awake, recognizes family members and is communicating with them. We continue to wish Jerry all the best for a full recovery.
The good news is, there was no damage done to Lawler’s brain. He’s not out of the woods, but he’s doing better than Monday night. I will keep updating until I post this blog (as it’s currently September 13, @12:59am).
Michael Cole’s professionalism was above the rest. He conducted himself in a way that showed respect for his colleague and the fact that he kept calm throughout the ordeal showed that he is amazing at his job. I’m sure Lawler will appreciate Cole for caring about him enough not to continue on with calling the left over matches. Yes as a viewer it was weird, but as someone who has been to multiple live events, it’s nothing new to me. You don’t have commentating while you are at the arena watching the shows live. I respect Cole for making that decision. He did a great job handling everything.
Now moving on to less serious stuff…
Speaking of live events. Greg and I took my boyfriend, Mat, to his first live WWE event this past Saturday in Hamilton. I was impressed. Often I choose to stay away from house shows simply for the fact that the matches are lack luster, but this time that was quite the opposite. Instead of only two matches being good, only two out of seven, sucked. Those two being Heath Slater vs. NXT’s Roman Reigns, and Jinder Mahal vs. Ryback. One thing I will say is that Ryback is jacked the fuck up. OMG! Steroids city my faithful readers. There just is no way in hell that guy has a penis anymore after all the ‘roids he’s done. Just sayin! The first match was a triple threat for the United States championship. At this point I’m freaking out because there was suppose to be a triple threat for the World Heavyweight championship between Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus and WADE BARRETT. So now I’m thinking, no Wade. And since the DVR screwed up and randomly stopped recording SmackDown last Friday, LITERALLY right before Wade’s return, I really didn’t want to miss him this time. Where was I? Oh right, so it was Sin Cara vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Antonio Cesaro (with Aksana).
Next was the Heath Slater vs. Roman Reigns with the NXT up and comer going over. Heath jobbed. I laughed. Natalya took the roll as babyface against Alicia Fox.
What got me was that Alicia Fox thought she had to work the crowd into hating her by chanting “USA” at us. Sad fact is, she didn’t need to work to get the heat, nobody likes her.
Especially in Canada. She was working so hard to get heat that she just ended up pissing us all off and Mat was getting annoyed with her. Obviously Natalya went over. Up next was probably my current favourite tag team, Justin Gabriel and Canada’s own, Tyson Kidd, vs. Johnny Curtis & Michael McGillicutty.
I was so excited to see these two. I like to refer to them like a favourite song that you never want to end. I just wish they could keep wrestling. These two certainly didn’t disappoint either. The two of them kept the excitement level up and were amazing. But the match had to end, and thankfully they put Kidd and Gabriel over. Thanks Fellas! The last match before intermission (because they have those at house shows), was Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton. I was actually super shocked at how amazing this match was. Don’t get me wrong, I know Orton and Ziggler can put on good matches, but it’s unusual at a house show that they would work so hard, yet they did. Orton even did the super-plex from the top rope. It was a really good match.
Mat and I went out for a quick smoke before the show returned and when I got back there were two fans being carried out of the ring by security. Suckers! Honestly, people in Hamilton are so stupid. Maybe it’s because about 75% of the Hamilton fans have to mortgage their trailers for the third time just to go to these shows. (Greg, Mat & I aren’t from Hamilton, just for the record). When we got back, I was still on edge (haha, I wish) about no Wade. By this time it was clear he wasn’t in the main event as they had the WWE Hamilton Universe tweet whether or not we wanted the main event for the World championship be a 2 out of 3 Falls match or a street fight. And the match didn’t include Wade Barrett. But when we got back and they were about to start the next match after the intermission, my fears were replaced with anchors and roses, of the Barrett Barrage.
Yes that’s a picture of him removing his shirt. I think I may have embarrassed my boyfriend a bit because of my reaction to Barrett. Which is so not like me, to be honest with you. Might have been the combo of Mat sitting beside me and Wade in front of me. I was surrounded by hotness. As Mat’s been telling people “my girlfriend was making puddles.” Ew, I know right?! (I wasn’t.) Anyways, when I was explaining this to Colleen, I couldn’t remember who he was facing at the house show. Lol! It wasn’t like the guy was insignificant. Eventually I remembered that Wade Barrett was wrestling Ted DiBiase. I still like Barrett’s promo, saying that he was open for business, I immediately said, “yes please!” Lol!! After Barrett demolished DiBiase, next was Jinder Mahal vs. Ryback. Mat was like, “wow, that dude is HUUUGE!”. Yes he was indeed huge. BORING match! After that was the main event. The peeps of Hamilton voted for a street fight between Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus.
The match wasn’t bad. They did some pretty neat stuff in the match, like Sheamus getting out of the cross arm breaker. But it was Sheamus who stood tall in the end. As far as match of the night, I have to give that honour to Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler. Mat had a great time at his first live WWE event, as did Greg and I (although not our first).
Last week, the big news was about hair. And I did a poll; Who had the best hair cut of 2012? Yes I know the year isn’t over yet, but who cares. It’s hair. Your choices were:
And I promised I would give you my pick for the Best Hair Cut of 2012!!! And the winner is….
Edge! Undertaker just looks completely freaky with a shaved head, and Triple H still has that freshly feathered look that is so not cool. Adam “Edge” Copeland picked a cut that suits him and accentuates his features; his large mouth (I’ve often dreamed of that mouth).
Other than what happened to Lawler this past Monday on RAW, I actually thought the show was really good. I haven’t been able to say that in a while. Usually what the WWE does on RAW just pisses me off. I actually prefer SmackDown but my blog is usually done before I get to watch SmackDown so I don’t report on it that often. My favourite was Sheamus during his deposition this week. In fact it was so funny, he is the Fatal 4-Way’s Quote of the Week (yeah I know I missed it last week). I found the vignette of his deposition with David Otunga and Ricardo Rodriguez, was hilarious. See for yourself, I got GIFs (Thank-God for Tumblr).
OMG I was dying! I was laughing so hard that I almost peed my pants. Sheamus is vastly becoming one of my favs. Then again, I am a sucker for men who make me laugh.
Wade Barrett open for business? Sample his product? I AM SO IN!!!
I know Sarge wasn’t big on the Kane/Daniel Bryan stuff, but I’m finding it more entertaining then the matches on RAW. SmackDown seems to be my favourite show at the moment. So if I am finding Kane and Daniel Bryan squeezing their balls, and Kane telling D’Bryan that his is bigger, more entertaining then the matches on RAW, that doesn’t bode well for the WWE’s head show. If people are proportionate to their size, then obviously Kane’s will be bigger. I’m just sayin’!
I think that’s all I’ve got for tis week, but I thought I would be sad that I no longer had Big Brother stuff to talk about, but to be honest, I’m glad. Lol! I’m stuck at work on a Saturday night, and I’m not happy. To say that I’m having a diva-like fit, is an understatement. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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WWE
Night Of Champions
-(possible rumoured match) WWE Intercontinental Championship, Fatal 4-Way:
C)The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara vs. Cody Rhodes
Sarge’s Prediction: Rey Mysterio
Diva’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes
The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes
Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes
-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Kofi Kingston & R-Truth vs. Kane & Daniel Bryan
Sarge’s Prediction:Kane/Daniel Bryan (because the joke isn’t over yet)
Diva’s Prediction: Kane & Daniel Bryan
The Game’s Prediction: Kane & Daniel Bryan
Greg’s Prediction: Kane & Daniel Bryan
–Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler
Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Diva’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler (puke0
The Game’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
-World Heavyweight Championship: C) Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus
The Game’s Prediction: Lipshits Fella!! aka Sheamus
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
-WWE United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. pre-show Battle Royal Winner
Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Greg’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Layla vs. Kaitlyn
Sarge’s Prediction:Kaitlyn (a title run is probably in her contract LOL)
Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn (puke)
The Game’s Prediction: Booooooring……Kaitlyn I guess
Greg’s Prediction: Layla
-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk vs. John Cena
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (via DQ)
The Game’s Prediction: John Cena
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
That’s it for this week. Hopefully next week is a bit different but exciting. I’m glad to know that Jerry “The King” Lawler is doing much better. With that, see you next week Peeps!
“If your Lipschitz, what did your arse do?”
-Sheamus on RAW
Hair today….Gone Tomorrow!
It’s late, and lets face it, introductions are rather meaningless. So we shall get on with it, because it’s just easier that way.
Hey everyone, how are you this week? Me, I’m doing pretty good thanks. It has been a while since I written a blog. I have been busy with work and also I haven’t been feeling so well either. Also WWE and TNA haven’t really impressed me lately. But here I am with a new blog for you! Let’s get this thing started! J
So this weekend I will be going with Sarah and her boyfriend Mat to watch WWE Smackdown event live in Hamilton, Ontario. I’m really looking forward to it because this is my first time in a year seeing a live event. The last time I saw WWE live was last year in Toronto. That was a TV taping for their Friday night show Smackdown! Anyway the main event for the show is Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett vs. Alberto Del Rio in a triple threat match. I’m looking forward to this match because I haven’t seen Wade in action in almost 6 months now. So it would be nice to see him back in the ring. I do believe this match will be a great thing. I don’t really know what else is planned except for a Randy Orton appearance. So it should be quite fun! This will be Mat’s first live event so I’m sure he is pumped about it.
This Monday on RAW Bret The Hitman Hart will be there. Why will he be there? Well for one thing RAW will be live from Montreal at the Bell Centre. Does this sound familiar? It is indeed the place where the “Montreal Screwjob” happened. Anyone who has followed wrestling knows this story. It is actually one of most talked about “real thing” that happened in Pro Wrestling. Bret Hart was the victim of Vince McMahon screwing him out of the WWE Championship. This happened in 1997 at Survivor Series. Only a few people knew what was going down (Shawn Micheals, Vince McMahon, Triple H and others) prior to the match. One of the best videos to watch this go down is Wrestling With Shadows. This is a documentary about Bret Hart. It gives you a lot of details about how everything happened. It is a must watch for any wrestling fan.
Has anyone noticed on WWE TV lately that Christian has been missing in action? Well according to pwinsider.com Christian asked for some time off so his ankle could heal. I guess he is supposed to be on the Canadian Tour this weekend, so I’m hoping I will see him in Hamilton. I really miss seeing him on TV. He is one of my favourites. It is too bad Vince doesn’t take him more seriously. He could be a real great World Champion or WWE Champion. But I don’t think it will ever happen. L
Some stuff that I’m enjoying on RAW lately is the Anger Management segments with Kane and Daniel Bryan. Those skits have been great. I really thought the hugging thing on RAW was pretty funny and also strange to see on TV (it kinda reminded me of Bret and HBK hugging) lol. I have to admit Daniel Bryan has seen to get himself over with Yes Yes Yes and No No No! Lol The fans love it and it has become one of the best catch phases since What?. I’m just surprised he didn’t do this all when he was the World Champion.
Does everyone like CM Punk as a heel? I think he has been great. His feud with Jerry Lawler has been good. He has become one of the top heels in the WWE. He even managed to get his hometown to turn on him. He “walked out” on his hometown to take a “personal day” so he couldn’t have to wrestle Sheamus that night in a Champion vs. Champion match. Then before the night was over he aligned himself with Paul Heyman. Talk about establishing himself as one of the most hated guys, he just managed to do that with Paul Heyman by his side. This could be a fun few months with the two of them together. I can’t wait to see what they have in store for the WWE.
Has anyone seen Triple H’s new hair cut? Triple H finally got rid of his long blonde hair. Yeah you heard me right, he no longer has long hair. Who would have thought that he would do something like that? He finally is now a business man! LOL I know The Game wasn’t too thrilled about the picture when I posted it on facebook the other day. But I don’t really mind the new look. But I imagine he will grow the hair long again by WrestleMania.
Anyway that’s it for this week. I hope everyone has a great week and Have a nice day!! J
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CM Punk and Heyman Together, Cameron DUI, Wade Barrett:
I got what I wanted… sort of. More on that later. This very well could be the end of my weekly Big Brother report. For those of you still unsure why I am doing this, it’s because a pro-wrestler’s son is currently in the Big Brother house. Sid Eudy (aka, Sid Vicious, Sid Justice, Sycho Sid, etc..) had played some pretty major roles in the history of wrestling. Shawn Michaels body guard who turned on him, feuded with Hulk Hogan, acted in the Million Dollar Corporation, crapped his pants in a match against The Undertaker. He’s been around the block. And he isn’t a small guy by all means. Hence the reason why I’ve been reporting on his son, Frank. The Big Brother player with 9-lives. But it’s time to shut it and get to bidness…
The news that seems to be getting around at the moment is the loss of the golden tresses of on Triple H. Yep, I’m not even kidding you. The big news out of wrestling this week is Triple H’s hair. Or shall I say, lack there of. He’s sporting the Edge look now. One identical to the cut that Edge had just before his Hall of Fame induction. This was the headline news on WWE.com. Who actually gives a shit about this stuff? His hair didn’t make him wrestle good. That sentence didn’t sound good. Lol! Lets face it, there has been three major changes in hair styles amongst some of our favourites, and Triple H is the one who makes the headline????
I’m going to let you all decide…..
So? I’ll tell you my pick for best hair cut next week. I need to keep y’all in suspense because it’s SUCH A BIG FREAKIN DEAL!!!
In case you are all wondering where Christian is, he’s being kept off of television for the time being. WWE struck a deal with TNA over Ric Flair months ago, so that Flair could be at the WWE Hall Of Fame induction of the Four Horsemen. In return, Christian is to appear for TNA at Bound For Glory (hole) to induct Sting. Originally, Christian was to enter a feud with current United States Champion Antonio Cesaro (I’m guessing this break from WWE television is a blessing in disguise for Mr. Reso). So instead of having Christian in an on-screen feud with Cesaro while being seen on TNA television, the WWE opted not to have him on-screen at all.
Keepin’ it real, eh, WWE?
That’s a loaded statement…real and WWE in the same sentence. Oh don’t look so shocked that I ruined your perception of the wrestling business. If wrestling was real, John Cena would be a jobber, where he belongs.
What did everyone think of The Miz on commentary? I actually enjoyed it. I’m not sure if it was because he was a fresh voice or because he did well in my eyes. But apparently he received a lot of heat backstage for his commentary skills. I think I just like hearing a new voice each week. That could be an option for the WWE to explore. Maybe next week we have Kofi Kingston on commentary, or Zack Ryder, or whatever. As long as it’s not Layla. OMG I can’t stand her voice. It’s like a rat with down syndrome. And I think people with downs are adorable. Especially Lauren Potter who plays Becky Jackson on GLEE. OMG she is the cutest ever! Layla, however, is not. God I hate her. I think I might even hate her more than McStool. It actually drives me crazy when my niece Emily says “flawless” all the time because it takes me back to the horrible days of Michelle McCool and Layla, walking around with the Women’s Championship belt like they deserved it, when clearly they only had it because McCool was allowing Undertaker to bone her up her ass. *Shudders.
I got way off topic up there. HA! That’s what Undertaker said!
I hate it when you take a break from writing, and you lose your mo-jo. I had a good flow going on this morning, but had to pack up because it was the end of my shift, and now as I sit here, at the start of my current shift, I have nothing.
I got what I wanted this week. Granted not in the way I would have liked. Wade Barrett returned to WWE television this week. You would think a guy who was so close to being in the main event status, and lined up to win the Money In The Bank, and had special vignettes made for his return, that the WWE would have done his return in a more elaborate style. You would expect him to return on RAW in a major capacity, making his return a surprise. Maybe sticking him in the World Heavyweight Championship match against Sheamus and Alberto Del Douche Bag. But nope. Instead, they have him return to SmackDown, which is taped on Tuesday and aired on Friday, with spoilers being out before Wednesday even hits. Instead of making Barrett’s return a surprise, which would have guaranteed me marking out like a 12-year old, instead I won’t be doing anything. Not only do they bring him back on a taped show, but they have him squash Yoshi Tatsu, who is a borderline jobber for the WWE. How does this even matter? I’m not happy with the WWE right now when it comes Wade’s return. I am happy that he’s finally back and I am guaranteed to see him this Saturday at the house show in Hamilton (for the record, it’s currently Thursday night).
Big Brother happened tonight. On Sunday, Ian won the Head of Household competition, and decided to put up Jenn and Frank. Jenn being Frank’s biggest alliance member.
Remember how last week, Dan made an alliance with Jenn and Frank and Danielle, well the one thing that makes Dan the greatest player in the history of Big Brother, is that he never meant that alliance at all. This week, Dan won the Power of Veto (POV), and Frank made the stupidest move ever by insisting that Dan use the POV on Jenn, so that they can keep their alliance a secret. Dan uses the POV and takes Jenn off the block, which forced Ian to pick a replacement nominee, which was Joe. All week, the house made Frank feel like he was safe, and that Joe was going home. Well tonight, it was double eviction night.
Well, I’m sad to say that this will be my final Big Brother report as Frank was sent home with a 3-1 vote (Jenn being his only vote). After Frank left, Dan won the HOH competition and put up Joe and Ian. Ian won POV and was replaced by Danielle. Joe went out the door just after Frank did. So Bye-Bye Frank Eudy… off to the jury house you go!
I’m not done. Earlier in the week, TNA’s farm team (if you will) OVW’s and former Big Brother player (Seasons 10 & 11, with appearances in 12 & 13), Jessie Godderz. Mr. PEC-tacular as he has dubbed himself. Ian got a Pandora’s Box (similar to Frank’s from last week), and Ian got Christmas and the rest of the house got JESSIE CLAUS. Well Jessie and Dan go way back to season 10, and don’t really get a long. I’ll let the GIF’s tell you the story….
I think the best is Dan’s face when the door opens…..
With that being said folks. I have a busy weekend ahead of me. I hope you enjoyed my Big Brother report for these past few weeks. I’m sure most of you are happy it’s over. See you next week. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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That’s it for this week. If it isn’t funny, then you probably didn’t hear it from us. Check back next week. Sorry for No TNA pay-per-view predictions, as we figured nobody watches that crap anyways.
Projectiles, Bashings and Babyies but Not bashing projectile babies! Lol
Being Clever isn’t always easy, with that said, we are so happy to see y’all back here. Joining us for another week of the Fatal 4-Way. We are happy to serve to you our wisdom, humour and really fucked up opinions each and every week.
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
What’s shakin’, bacon??
Hey, guess what! I almost died this week.
Okay, maybe not, but it sure felt like it. Ya see, I sat down for a little “Sargey Time” after the wife and kids took a hike to Dream Town, had a few beers and posted some rather genius things on Facebook amongst some friends. I felt great and it was a good time. Something I needed after the huge bummer the past few weeks had been. What I didn’t consider was, before I started downing the beers, I had already enjoyed two rather generous glasses of Moscato wine. Come to find out, wine + beer = fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Buffy!!
I know it’s not like that for everyone, but it certainly screwed me up really well….and not while I was drinking it, but the next morning. I had the hangover from Hell. But, it doesn’t end there! Somehow, I also managed to come down with a nasty 24-hour stomach virus. The hangover was bad enough. Add to that the double whammy of the stomach bug, and I was barely able to pick myself up off of the couch most of the day. Not good when the urge to spew like Krakatoa hits the old gut. You have to telegraph it so you can get moving ahead of time in order to make it to bathroom before repainting the wall with last night’s dinner.
Here’s the worst part of this. I was sick a few days ago, but almost on the same day, my son had thrown up overnight in his bed, and again after breakfast. Then I come to find out my wife was also feeling ill with the same pukey urges and feeling like shit warmed over in a microwave as well. By the end of the night, I had all but gotten over my illness. Taking Motrin really helped turn things around for me. I had not done it sooner because I didn’t think I could keep the pills down. Earlier that day, I couldn’t even stomach ginger ale and saltine crackers (which are supposed to help settle your stomach). Went to bed early and woke up feeling pretty good. My wife was still not doing very well, but seems to be getting better. Kaden threw up again last night, but didn’t seem sick at all otherwise the rest of the day.
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Speaking of heavy drinking and making people want to puke…..here’s “Cameron”.
She will now, and from this day forward, be known not as the idiot who told Stone Cold Steve Austin that her all-time favorite match in WWE was “Melina and Alicia Fox”, but….the Drunk-adactyl!
She was stopped and arrested this week for DUI in Tampa, Florida. But, you wanna see the real stupidity in all this? Here’s the news article on the incident:
WWE Cameron offered officer $10,000 bribe: Police Posted
in August 29th, 2012 by Cee L R in Alcohol, crime, News
A WWE superstar is accused of attempting to bribe a Florida police officer who arrested her last week on DUI charges.
According to the police report, Cameron, whose real name is Nicole Andrew, offered a Tampa Bay police officer $10,000 not to arrest her after he pulled her over last Friday morning.
Cameron was driving outside Tampa International Airport around 2:23 a.m. when the officer noticed her erratic driving.
The cop pulled her over and gave her a Breathalyzer test, which registered at .20, more than twice the legal limit in Florida.
Cameron then allegedly pleaded with the officer telling him she would be fired if she gets arrested. She then offered him the cash.
The officer went ahead and arrested her after her passenger told the cop they had been out drinking all night.
Wow! What a fucktard this one is! It just keeps getting better. Other articles state that Cameron also listed Wells Fargo as her employer, not WWE. Oh, she’s gonna burn for that one! Does alcohol abuse count as a Wellness Program violation? What’s with these Tough Enough people and their inability to keep their noses clean? “Big Andy” got booted before ever making out of development. Not long ago, Ivelisse got FE’d from the development fed as well for having attitude problems and being hard to work with. Now, the “Melina and Alicia Foxx” dumbass gets busted for DUI. What’s next?? I already know Luke Robinson (TE runner-up to Big Andy) would never make it because he can’t travel. The TSA doesn’t allow passengers to take more than 3 ounces of liquids onto a plane. Luke is at least 210 pounds of douche. He’d never make it through security!
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Okay, I know we’ve seen this a thousand times before….
Rey loves to get up close with his young fans who show appreciation by wearing his masks. As a fan since my childhood, I can relate to this, and I think it’s wonderful that he likes to interact like this with the kids. My first ever experience in person with a professional wrestler was back when I was 2 or 3 years old. My Dad was the innkeeper at the Holiday Inn where a lot of the AWA wrestlers would shack up while they were in town. He became acquainted with many of them, and got an invite to come backstage after one of their shows. He brought me along to watch the event, and I admittedly can’t recall most of it, but I do remember what happened after the show. My Dad took me along with him back in the locker room area to meet this guy called The Crusher.
He and my Dad talked for a bit, then my Dad introduced me. The Crusher reached out and shook my hand, saying in his gravely voice, “How ya doin’, kid?”. He had a lit cigar in his mouth and everything. I still look back on it to this day as my first exposure to wrestling and one of my fondest memories. It could very well be why I was so big of a fan when I began watching wrestling on a regular basis several years later. I’ve been a rabid and loyal fan for what seems like my entire life.
I can only guess that this is similar to the impression Rey makes on his young fans, but kids these days are so “Cena-fied”, they will all probably forget it ever happened ten years down the road. My appreciation for wrestling has carried this memory with me for the past (almost) 40 years now.
But, as for Rey, I admit I have a little joke in my mind about him. I like to think that, when he gets up close to the kids like that, he is saying stuff like “I know you touch yourself at night!”, or “The dinosaurs died because of you!”, or “You’re adopted!”.
Haven’t you ever wondered what he says to them? I’m sure we can all make our own assumptions. Now, you know mine.
You’re welcome!
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I think I’ve done enough damage for one week. So….I’m going to call it a day and get my happy ass out of here, troops! I’ll see you back here next time! Don’t ya dare be late.
Until then, troopers….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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HHH Game Over? + Tyler Reks:
This has been a relatively uneventful week for the wrestling world. I’m not sure how much stuff I’m going to be able to squeeze out but I am not above trying. There has been some interesting news that has developed, but then again, in comparison to real interesting news, it’s not that interesting, but since it’s all we have to work with, well, then it’s interesting. You feel me? OMG I’ve been listening to Teddy Long promos too long. I’m going to shut it and get to bidness.
RAW sucked! That is all. Actually I wish that was all. I have some things that I would like to comment on. Most likely bitch about. Lol!
43 minutes and 38 seconds of in-ring work. What the hell is the matter with the WWE? I think there was more wrestling when they just did a two hour show. The match quality was seriously lacking. I found myself bored and restless and wanting to fast forward because I just wanted it to be over. I bitch alot about the lack of in-ring work, but the best part of the night was during…
Yes, I know it was bad, but you couldn’t help but laugh at it. Especially when Kane was getting into why he was so angry. I couldn’t help it. I was laughing, and by the time I realized I was laughing at this stupid vignette, it was too late. Kane had went for the 10-point landing and it was all over…
Alrighty, moving on. I found the main event to be, dare I say, predictable and useless. Two words I don’t often describe when talking about CM Punk. No doubt, that’s not his fault. At least they chose to do this match on RAW and not at a pay-per-view, because that would have sucked Chyna’s hairy twat.
Speaking of which… Adult porn industry leader, Vivid Entertainment is set to release Chyna’s pornographic wrestling parody soon, entitled Queen of The Ring, or something like that. I didn’t post a picture of the cover of the wrestling-parody porn because I just ate my lunch.
WWE sort-of-Diva Cameron (Ariane Andrews, the “my favourite match of all time is Melina vs. Alicia Fox” on 2011’s Tough Enough fame) was arrested. For those of you not sure who this is, she’s one of Brodus Clay’s “Funkadactyles”. She allegedly offered police $10,000 to let her go after she was arrested for a DUI last week because she “would lose her job” (we can only hope). The police report shows that she blew a (insert blow job and Vince McMahon joke here) .20, which is more than twice the legal limit in Florida. A rep for the WWE said that Cameron did not let them know what happened and that they will take the appropriate actions (yeah, right. I don’t think we, as fans, are that lucky).
In other news….
It’s another girl for The Undertaker and his wife, the Over-Stretched Anus. Now ask yourself this, how does an over-stretched anus have a baby? Well, if McCool’s anus is stretched over her face it could be coming from behind, allowing said baby anus to escape her raunchy whoo-ha! Is it sad or disturbing that I actually took the time to over think this? This is The Undertaker’s fourth child and McStool’s first. The baby’s name is Kaia Faith Calaway.
Also…
Heath Slater and his wife Stephie Jean, had a baby as well. Also a girl. I don’t really care. Sadly I didn’t really care too much about McStool having a baby anus either but the fact that Wendy and his wife are breeding, scares me.
That’s a lot of damn ginger’s being born this week. That just ain’t right.
Since I’m being a complete bitch on wheels, it’s time to move on to my weekly Big Brother report. Last week, we almost saw Frank get evicted only to save himself once again by winning the POV. He lost two of his closest alliance members in Mike Boogie and Ashley (although she was pretty useless). Well, Frank successfully won HOH and managed to save himself for the week. On Sunday he put up Danielle and her closest alliance member (and my favourite all-time player), Dan up for eviction. Frank got lucky, or unlucky enough to open Pandora’s Box; A game changing option that can unleash both good and bad into the house. Frank chose to open it. Inside his was a chance to win some money. He had to choose 3 boxes and whatever amount was in each one, he got to keep. The first one I think was a $1.27, the second was $7 and the third was $3,000, give or take. I can’t really remember. While he was locked up there in the HOH room, the house guest were scrambling for little plastic eggs that had quarters inside them. Once they got fifty-cents they could run into the arcade room, and use the claw machine to try to pick up the golden power of veto ball that would be one of two veto’s for the week. Dan was franctically trying to get this veto. His back was against the wall. But it was geeky/creepy Ian who won it. During the actual POV competition, the involved houseguests had to earn points by guessing the what the drawing meant and whether or not they chose to take the punishment or not. If they took the punishment, they received the points as well as the punishment. Britany chose to shackle herself to Danielle for 24-hours, Danielle got covered in paint thrown at her by the other houseguests for 2-minutes, Jenn (Frank’s only alliance memeber) burned her clothes and took a slop ticket where she has to only eat slop for the rest of the her stay in the house, Dan got a 24-hour solitary dance party, Frank got a carrot suit for a week, had to take a dip in avacado, he has to sit out of his next eligable HOH (that’s 2 HOH comps) and had to take a chum shower every time the bell went off for 24-hours.
In the end, he got himself disqualified because he whispered an answer to Britany. But it was Jenn who ended the game with the most points and winning the second power of veto. Nobody knew that while Dan was locked in his solitary dance party, that he was concocting a plan that would make the last 13 seasons of Big Brother look like childs play. He basically cememented himself as the GREATEST PLAYER IN BIG BROTHER HISTORY. When he finally came out he made all the houseguest gather in the living room and welcomed them to his Big Brother funeral, where he said nice things to everyone, except his closest allie, Danielle. He ripped her apart in front of all the houseguest in an elaborate plan to do two things; 1) get himself off the block while keeping Danielle safe, 2) Evict Britany. After he humilated Danielle, he went upstairs with Frank. The man who put him up and who was super pissed at Dan for supposedly executing the plan to get Boogie and Ashley out. Dan swears on the Bible and his marriage, that it wasn’t him. That it was Ian, and proceeds to spill his guts to Frank. Dan suggests that him, Danielle, and Jenn, form a secret alliance. That Jenn is to use her POV on Dan, and replace him with Britany. Frank is game, as long as both Jenn and Danielle are on board. Dan goes to talk to Danielle, who had no idea Dan was planning on saying those mean things to her. After he explains that he needed her tears and her reaction to be real, and that he did indeed used her emotions for both their advancement, she was calmer. Still pissed off but willing to work with Dan, Jenn and Frank.
It’s on like Aldaron folks! At the veto meeting, Ian went first and chose not to use his golden power of veto. I loved the way that Jenn got Ian to go first because if she had gone first and taken Dan off the block, and Frank put up Britany, Ian could have taken her down. Jenn said since Ian won the first POV he should go first. Ian sits down after not using his POV and Jenn stands back up says that what she’s doing is for her own personal game move and that she was going to use the veto on Dan. Ian and Britany’s faces were priceless. Ian looked like he was going to hyperventalate. Frank gets up and tells Britany to pop-a-squat next to Danielle. Dan’s plan… a Success!!
Now, for the evictions… Britany goes home as planned and the competition for the next HOH begins. And doesn’t Ian win the damn competition. NO! NO! NO! The Carrot is going up dudes! I don’t know if Frank can save himself again. His number may be up!
I don’t know what it says about this weeks wrestling programming when I’ve hardly been able to comment on anything that wasn’t a stupid vignette being the best part of the week. I’ve been busy with different life stuff that’s going on, but still. I’ve watched RAW, NXT, read the Superstars results and have watched SmackDown. I’ve been skipping TNA because frankly I have a life and well, as you know it’s Big Brother season. Big Brother takes up 3 days of my week, much like the WWE. I’m just greatful that Big Brother season lasts only 3 months. Maybe that’s what wrestling needs, an off season. One month of down time for us fans because the WWE alone is cramming at least 5 hours of televised, plus 2 hours of web shows down our throats a week, and that isn’t including the pay-per-views. If ya toss TNA in there, that’s 7 hours plus any little 1 hour shows. So we average about 9 hours a week, sometimes more. Down time might be nice. Say, during the three months that Big Brother is on. Like Septemeber when all the really good shows come back from their summer vacations. I think it’s a worth while trade off.
That’s it for me. I’m pooped. Mat & I are moving in together soon. We just need to finalize things with our apartment and October 1st, the place is ours. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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