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Hey, we’re back and it’s a WWE pay-per-view weekend. We are flying one short this week. Sarge’s Boot Camp won’t be back until March 10th when we do our March edition. He sends his regards and says just because he isn’t here doesn’t mean that you can slack off. He’s in the process of moving from one state to another state and is very busy. He feels horrible but hey, when you’re doing a huge move like that with two small children, it’s not easy.
Enjoy this months edition and don’t forget to check back on March 10th for a new edition. And as always, we have our Elimination Chamber predictions for you all to enjoy. It’s time to Pump up the jam, pump it up, get this partay started…
Here we are once again. Miss me? Yeah I figured as much. I tell ya, it’s difficult not writing each week but it really has freed up some of my time. Don’t get me wrong, I love this blog. It’s my baby. However, not writing this each week has allowed me to do some other writing. Not just the books I work on, but I recently decided to write a blog that turned into an essay on something I’m very passionate about, and no, it isn’t wrestling. Ever since I was 8 years old, I fell in love with Killer Whales or Orcas. They were this amazing, majestic animal that lived in the unknown world of the ocean, and they captivated me. As some of you might already know, I’ve been very vocal about what’s going on at MarineLand in Niagara Falls, but it wasn’t just that aquarium theme park that was becoming a problem. It brought me more awareness that I tried to make excuses for previously that I no longer could or want to ignore any longer. Sarge & his wife Heather should be glad that this didn’t happen before my visit there because I’m sure they would have killed me with all my anti-captivity and lets protest this and that mentality that I seemed to have adopted since August 15th of 2012. Anyways, I wrote this article, and researched my ass off just to make sure I had the information that could back up what I’ve learned. The eye opener… this little documentary that was banned after only 3 showings in Japan called “The Cove.” As I sat and watched it, I was angry, and in tears at the travesty I was seeing. At one point, I even had to hit pause so I could throw-up. It literally made me sick. So, I did what I do best, I took to paper (or the laptop) and wrote about everything. What’s going on at MarineLand, Sea World, in Taiji in Japan and all the connection to what’s going on in Taiji and how it aids in what’s going on at Marineland and Sea World. So far I’m pretty much going unheard. I have very little support from my family & friends, but what support I do have, I am grateful for. I remembered a while back I was posting some of my wrestling stuff on this site called TRIOND, where they would set up your article to be published and everytime someone viewed your article you would get paid a couple of cents. Trust me, it’s not very much money. I went back to that site and I submitted what I had recently wrote, it’s been published and now when any one clicks on it and takes a look, I’m getting paid a few cents. I decided before I posted that I wasn’t going to be the person to benefit from any of the money that I might make off of these animals that I love. I will not sink so low to be like Taiji and earn money for these animals misery. So, everytime someone reads my article, which are free to read, I will donate all the proceeds to Ric O’Barry (an avid Dolphin activist) charity to Save Japan’s Dolphins (https://secure3.convio.net/eii/site/Donation2?df_id=1622&1622.donation=form1&JServSessionIdr004=4ut21zzch4.app332b) and if I get a lot of views I’ll donate some to another charity that relates to this issue. So if you want to help me out, click, read and share this and help encourage awareness to what’s going on http://scienceray.com/biology/the-effects-of-captivity-the-links-to-horror-to-cetaceans-pinnipeds/
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The Royal Rumble took place just a few weeks ago and I don’t really want to toot my own horn but… TOOT-friggin-TOOT! The Rock defeated CM Punk to become WWE Champion and John Cena won the Royal Rumble to face the WWE Champion at WrestleMania 29 on April 7th. Big freaking surprise!!! Sometimes I really hate being right. The WWE dropped enough frigging hints at Cena going over in the Rumble. Saying that he won the Rumble for the first time on the 27th of January, and they pushed hard the number of two-time Royal Rumble winners, and they even had him in the Royal Rumble commercial evesdropping on everyone in the pub and then winking at the end. Um… anyone who missed all those are morons. Just sayin!
I have a half problem with The Rock being champion and half no problem with The Rock being champion. Problem: He defeated CM Punk, who is more deserving and harder working then anyone on the roster at this current time. Not a problem: The Rock = ratings. Problem: This right away means The Rock vs. John Cean #2 at WrestleMania 29, and quite frankly the first time around was so hyped up that the match was a shear let down. Not a Problem: The Rock = butts in seats. Problem: Having someone who is only around on a very limited schedule since he’s busy, The Rock is taking prime opportunties away from other superstars who are there over 300 days a year, working hard, working through injuries and are STILL sitting in the back because someone who pops up time to time is back and is now carrying the championship. Not a problem: The Rock has always and will always represent the company in a positive manner. He has pull with the outside media and has a personality that draws people to him. See what I mean? It’s half and half thing. I think all three problems and all three not a problems are all valid. Yes I was pissed that I was right watching The Royal Rumble, but the more I thought about it, the only thing I was truly pissed about was that it was CM Punk who had to drop the title to The Rock and ruining his beautiful streak of whatever days it was. I’m tired I can’t think that far back, lol.
Big ass surprise that for once the WWE was able to keep underwraps was Chris Jericho! So didn’t see that coming. I didn’t have time to really go looking for many spoilers but what I did see was that Shelton Benjamin and Carlito were indeed confirmed and The Hurricane was rumoured to be. I knew that Hurricane wasn’t going and I never heard BOO abour Jericho. So it was nice that for once, the Internet didn’t actually spoil something for me. Much like the upcoming WrestleMania 29 card. Not that I’m not smart enough to figure that one out myself, right?
How about we put John Cena in captivity? Oooh burn on Cena!
Sorry that was random. I haven’t paid any attention to TNA so I’m not even going there. I was traumatized last month when I talked about it. Why do I bring up stuff that gives me nightmares on purpose? Am I that much of a masocist?
I guess we should talk about this Sunday’s pay-per-view, The Elimination Chamber. For a pay-per-view that is aptly themed there is only one actual Elimination Chamber match. SmackDown is having an EC match to determine the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29. In the chamber is Randy Orton, Daniel Bryan, Kane, and returning Chris Jericho, Mark Henry and Jack Swagger. I’m tired of Mark Henry. I have been since a week after he debuted. It’s not a racial thing before someone jumps on me because if I was a racist I wouldn’t have had that sex dream involving Kofi Kingston, a pair of handcuffs and Polish donut. Don’t ask, it’s safer not to. But I digress… Mark Henry isn’t talented. He is gross for starters, anyone who sweats that much is so not attractive, and dare I say, not healthy? I’m loving the aggression of Jack Swagger, although I personally think he looks like crap compared to before. He looks chubbier and unkept. However, I’m not sure of the addition of Zeb Coulter yet. So far the promo they cut on Monday Night RAW this week was a bit risky in the fact that a lot of the WWE’s fan base isn’t just American’s but nationalities around the world who not only live in their nations but in the United States. Sadly I agree on some level with them. We have the same problem here in Canada, probably worse because our country will let anyone in. However, I’m just saying that that promo was a risk. Honestly, I’m not really sure where this match is going. It could in so many different ways.
Ryback, Sheamus & John Cena take on The Shield. There is no way that the WWE is going to allow Cena to lose momentum going into WrestleMania so unfortunately that means that The Shield will likely pay the price. If The Shield were to lose it would be a step in disbanning a very promising group. Do I believe in The Shield, I’d like to but unfortunately I don’t have much faith in the WWE’s ability to take a promising faction and allowing them to become legendary. Remember The Nexus? It was great until Wade Barrett was replaced by CM Punk who, is great but didn’t belong in Nexus.
I am NOT a fan of Antonio Cesaro. The dude has the hairest thighs in the WWE. It reminds me of Tensai’s back when he was Albert. However, I had done multiple tweets regarding the hairy crotch and thighs of Cesaro, and I’ve recently noticed that it seems he’s femme-scaped his vagina. He and The Miz have had this back and forth for a while now, and I feel in order to make The Miz’s babyface turn more solid, it would be to over-throw the United States champion this Sunday after all the bragging Cesaro has done about “no American can beat me.” As a very skeptical female, I’m pretty sure he’s been “beaten” a lot. After all, he carries a purse.
The Diva’s championship is going to be defended after not seeing much of the diva’s over the past few weeks. WWE has totally neglected the Diva’s completely. Natalya and AJ are the only two that ever seem to get screen time, and unfortunately Natalya is getting air time with Khali and Hornswoggle. So I ask myself, who the hell did she piss off? Diva’s champion, Kaitlyn, takes on Tamina Snuka. And for the love of God, I hope Tamina goes over. We are seriously lacking strong, capable diva’s in this division and it’s at it’s weakest point since Candice Michelle was champion. Kaitlyn definitely has potential but I just think it’s too soon and that she hasn’t generated enough interest. Then again, if the Diva’s haven’t been on television in weeks, is that really her fault? No, it’s the WWE’s. With that said, I would still rather see Tamina as Diva’s Champion and then she and Natalya have a feud which I can tell you this, will be epic.
I’m over the Big Show. My thoughts on this World Heavyweight Championshp match is that nobody wants to see Big Show as champion again. Alberto Del Rio has changed from hated heel to loved babyface pretty fast and has adapted well. He’s still got that toughness but he’s connecting with the fans. He’s doing really well right now. Do I see him as World Heavyweight champion going into WrestleMania 29, nope. I truly believe that Dolph Ziggler will seek this Sunday as his opportunity to cash in his Money In The Bank contract while Del Rio is weak.
The Rock defends his WWE Champion for the first time since winning it from CM Punk at the Royal Rumble against the former champion. Obviously this is anti-climatic since we know it will be The Rock vs. John Cena two at WrestleMania. Stand by for cheesy cereal related promos for a month and a half. At least it’s not a year of this crap like last time.
The pre-show has Tensai and Brodus Clay vs. Team Rhodes Scholars. I was under the impression that Team Rhodes Scholars have decided to go their seperate ways and concentrate soley on their singles career. This is confusing. Not as confusing as Tensai and Brodus Clay’s relationship. It all started with a giant man who is suppose to be dominating and scary, wearing lingerie & dancing…
Um, yeah. And while this was going down I managed to find a screen capture of someone who had the exact same expression as I did…
Anyways, unless you’ve followed me on twitter or tumblr, I’m pretty sure that you have all figured out just how stoked I am for the on inductee to this years WWE Hall of Fame…
Yes Congratulations Trish Stratus!! You deserve it. Of course she totally deserves this but in a way I would have thought there were others who might be more in the forefront for an induction over Trish. Like Macho Man or Miss Elizabeth. Also the major announcement of Bruno Sammartino being inducted gives me hope that maybe one day, Owen Hart might be inducted. If Bruno Sammartino can come to terms with the WWE and Vince McMahon, then maybe Martha Hart will be able to do the same to allow her deceased husband to deservingly be inducted. Don’t worry, I won’t hold my breath. So far, I’m looking forward to the Hall of Fame this year. Trish, Bruno and Mick Foley. The only one I dread is Bob Backlund but I think I covered that before. They should probably stick Backlund first so that people won’t mind being a bit late, plus then Foley can bring everyone out of the boredom coma that Backlund is sure to induce on everyone.
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Hello everyone, how are you doing this month? Welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day. I hope you guys enjoyed the Royal Rumble last month. I was pretty impressed with it up until the last few minutes of the Rumble match (more on that in a bit). This weekend we have another PPV which is the Elimination Chamber. So I guess I should start off with this wrestling blog.
The Royal Rumble PPV was pretty good. I have admit I enjoyed most of the PPV. There were a few surprises including the return of Chris Jericho in the Rumble match itself. Actually I wasn’t expecting to see him on the PPV. So that was a nice surprise. Another great surprise was Bret Hart being part of the PPV. He was giving Alberto Del Rio some advice for going up against Big Show which he did take and he ended up beating Big Show with a little help from duct tape and Ricardo. Speaking about Ricardo how cool was it when Bret Hart gave Ricardo his shades?! That was pretty awesome! I am starting to enjoy Alberto and Ricardo as faces. I actually don’t mind seeing Alberto holding onto the World Championship either. He makes a good champion. As long as we don’t see The Big Show with the championship again, everything is good with me.
The Royal Rumble match itself was pretty good up until the last few minutes. We all pretty much knew John Cena was going to win the Rumble with commercial giving it away pretty much. Like a said it was great seeing Chris Jericho come out as #2 and he got perhaps one of the biggest pops of the night. Chris Jericho ended up being in the match over 40 minutes! The guy still has it. He knows how to be over with the fans when he is a face and when he is a heel. There aren’t a lot of wrestlers who can do that. It takes an art to do it and Chris has it down. He can get the fans to react in many different ways. But back to the match, we saw Kofi Kingston use JBL’s chair to get back into the ring. We saw the debut of Bo Dallas eliminate Wade Barrett, then of Wade got his revenge and took out Bo Dallas. We saw Ryback come in and throw out some guys. Then it was down to Ryback and Cena. Cena ended up getting the best of Ryback and threw him over the top to win the Royal Rumble match.
Now onto the WWE Championship match between CM Punk vs. The Rock. I thought the match was pretty solid. I know a lot of people were upset with outcome of the match but I wasn’t. I knew The Rock was going win the WWE Championship. I mean we heard for months ever since The Rock announced he had a Championship match at the RAW 1000 episode that he was going to win the WWE Championship. I know The Rock hasn’t been around much but it shouldn’t matter. The Rock came back because he wanted to come back and we should be grateful for it. Don’t get me wrong I love CM Punk and I loved how he had one of the longest Championship streaks with the company in a long time. But sooner or later it had to end. Who better to end than The Rock?! Would you guys rather see Cena or Ryback end the streak? Yeah I didn’t think so either. But of course the way things are going for Mania we will probably see The Rock drop the Championship to John Cena but I will save that for next month’s column. LOL
Pwinsider first reported that The Undertaker may not be ready for WrestleMania 29. I heard rumours that he just isn’t fit or he just doesn’t really want to do it anymore. He is happy with 20-0 streak and wants to leave it at that. I truly believe The Undertaker will wrestle at Mania but I don’t know if it will be a singles match or tag match. I guess we will have to wait and see what happens in the upcoming weeks.
Also the WWE has announced a few wrestlers for their upcoming Hall of Fame inductions. The following wrestlers have been confirmed include Mick Foley, Bob Buckland, Trish Stratus, and Bruno Samartino. So far that is a great class for this year’s WWE Hall of Fame. It will be taking place the night before WrestleMania 29 at MSG. The greatest arena of all time! I believe The Game is going to be there and I’m kinda of jealous that he is going! I hope he has a great time there.
A couple of weeks ago Bret Hart was interviewed for aftermath on The Score (it is a sports channel in Canada which airs WWE programming). He had some not so nice kind words about Triple H. He basically said Triple H wasn’t a good worker. He even went as far to say he wouldn’t put Triple H in a top 1000 performer list! Now that’s a little harsh. I may not be one of Triple H’s biggest fans but I have to say he can put on some really great matches. His two matches with Undertaker were pretty good. Bret Hart actually comment about one of them saying he would only give it 4 out of 10. Come on Bret I know you may have had some bad blood with Triple H over the whole Montreal Screwjob but I thought you put that behind you and moved on?! You made peace with Vince and Shawn why not Triple H? This is the guy who is eventually going to take over WWE someday. Don’t you want to stay in his good books so you can still do cameos for WWE in the future?! Sometimes I wonder why wrestlers have such big egos! LOL Anyway for the most part I agree with Bret on things he has said in past interviews and this one just seem way too bizarre for me not to comment on.
Okay so that’s it for me for this month! I hope you guys enjoy the PPV this Sunday if you’re going to watch it. Don’t forget to check out our PPV predictions at the end of the blog! Have a Nice Day! J
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WWE
Elimination Chamber
Pre-Show: Tensai & Brodus Clay vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sarge’s Prediction: Tensai & Brodus Clay
Diva’s Prediction: Tensai & Brodus Clay (barf)
The Game’s Prediction: Tensai & Brodus Clay
Greg’s Prediction: Tensai & Brodus Clay
-SmackDown Elimination Chamber match: Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kane vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Jack Swagger vs. Mark Henry
Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho
Diva’s Prediction: tough one but I’m going with Randy Orton
The Game’s Prediction: Randy Orton
Greg’s Prediction: Randy Orton
-United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz
Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Diva’s Prediction: The Miz (hopefully)
The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
Greg’s Prediction: The Miz
-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Big Show
Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio then Dolph Ziggler cashes in and wins
The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
-WWE Diva’s Championship:C)Kaitlyn vs. Tamina Snuka
Sarge’s Prediction: Tamina Snuka
Diva’s Prediction: Tamina Snuka (hopefully)
The Game’s Prediction: Tamina Snuka
Greg’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
-6 Man Tag Team Match: Ryback, Sheamus & John Cena vs. The Shield
Sarge’s Prediction: Ryback, Sheamus & John Cena
Diva’s Prediction: Ryback, Sheamus & John Cena
The Game’s Prediction: The Shield
Greg’s Prediction: The Shield
-WWE Championship (if The Rock gets counted out or disqualified, CM Punk wins the WWE Championship): C)The Rock vs. CM Punk
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: The Rock
The Game’s Prediction: The Rock
Greg’s Prediction: The Rock
That’s it for us this week. See you MARCH 10th on our ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA!
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-Chris Jericho making fun of Big E. Langston on RAW Febraury 11, 2013
Royal Rumble Predictions and Shenanigans from you favourite Wrestling Bloggers
Welcome back!!! Well because all four of us are here this week, we are keeping the introduction short. Don’t forget to check out our Royal Rumble predictions at the end of our blogs. Enjoy and so great to be back writing.
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Ten-hut, troops! Long time, no see.
It feels like forever since I got to sit down and crank out one of these articles for you guys. It feels good to be back in business. With The Sarge in the house, you know that business is about to pick up!
So much has been going on, and still is, so let’s get down to it. We’re not getting any younger, damn it!
First off, I have to share a bit of personal life crap with you. Sorry, but life isn’t all wrestling for me. I have a life outside of being “The Sarge” after all. Most of all, I want to talk about my job. Last time we met, I was talking about how much that job sucked massive goat testicles. Well, it still kind of does, but to a lesser extent. It’s actually getting easier for me. I’m getting used to it. My confidence is increasing every day, and the whole thing is really becoming “tolerable”. This job gave me a migraine from the stress level a couple weeks back….and I don’t get migraines. Never have until that day. I went to the ER and got treated for that. The meds they gave me worked wonderfully, though the delivery method was a bit suspect. They gave me two shots….one in each butt cheek! I know, TMI. But, whatcha gonna do? I had to share so you can feel my pain, so to speak. However, since that day, my job has really improved and I have not been nearly as weird about going back there. I think I may actually survive this, people!
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I think nothing set the tone for 2013 in WWE like the bit on RAW with Mae Young giving “birth” to Hornswoggle on the New Year’s Eve episode. Maybe the absolute dumbest thing I have ever witnessed! How fucking brain-dead does WWE think we are? How was that supposed to be funny? Or entertaining? Or even worth putting on the air at all? WWE has no screening process anymore. I am convinced of that now. I thought having the Muppets on RAW was bad. And again at Tribute To The Troops, but enough already!! Even the rubber hand was a better idea than freakin’ Swoggle. Seriously! When they said Mae Young was pregnant, I admit I flinched toward my remote for just a moment in a knee-jerk reaction to turn off RAW and watch….well, anything else. But, I had no interest, so I stayed on USA and lived to regret my decision. Out pops Hornswoggle, and I suddenly felt insulted and somehow dumber for having witnessed that skit in its entirety.
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Brace yourselves, everyone. I’m going to say it! The Shield….is stupid! All three of them. Another way WWE sees fit to insult our intelligence. From day one, they have lied through their teeth to all of us. Blatantly showing their asses with every word out of their mouths. The first time we saw them, what did they do? They interfered in CM Punk’s match by attacking Ryback. Then, they do their best to back-pedal and deny any involvement with CM Punk. Then, they attack Ryback again and several other superstars in the coming weeks. Last time we saw them, they jumped The Rock during his promo against….that’s right…CM Punk!
Seriously?? Come on, guys. You’re killin’ me. This whole thing is all so mind-numbingly retarded. It’s like the creative team isn’t even trying anymore.
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Speaking of not trying anymore, I have to say I am disappointed so far with The Rock this year since his return. He comes back and on the first night, he comes out and cracks jokes and insults. The next week, yet another “Rock Concert”. Like we haven’t seen that millions (and millions) of times before. There’s nothing new or interesting. He cuts a promo against CM Punk on Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday and roughly plagiarizes the iconic “I Have A Dream” speech, making it into the basis of his promo. Really, Rock? The man who has been regarded as one of the all-time greatest mic workers in ALL of entertainment seems to have lost his mojo. Must be hard to come up with the right words when there aren’t any cue cards to read from. You gotta play it safe when there is no director to yell “Cut!” and give you a second and third shot to get your lines right!
Maybe even as early as last year. Honestly, Rock….you lost me at Kung Pow Chicken. What the fuck does that even mean? I can understand the reference to Fruity Pebbles. But, calling someone a Kung Pow Chicken? What are you? Five years old? That doesn’t even make sense. What does that make CM Punk? Shrimp Lo Mein? Mongolian Beef? Moo Goo Gai Pan? Fuck, I don’t know. Neither does The Rock…or the guy who writes his material….or both. All that talk about Chinese food is making me hungry now, and the carry-out place I normally go to is closed. Fuck you, Rock!
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So, I guess by thinking that 3MB is the stupidest thing in recent memory, I totally get the point behind their gimmick. I think I am right, and I’m completely okay with that. Glad someone has a clue. Another victory in my war against WWE’s obvious disrespect and underestimation of the intelligence of its fans.
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Aside from the Mae Young bit that I mentioned earlier, one more thing really set the tone for WWE in the new year. The end of the New Year’s Eve episode of RAW when John Cena dumped feces all over Dolph Ziggler and AJ in the middle of the ring. One word: shitty! Yep, that about sums it up. I’ve been waiting ever since then for WWE to show me something that changes my outlook. So far, they have failed to do so.
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TNA has not been much better. Jeff Hardy is once again their World Champion, and while I am not entirely against that, there has been a lot more left to be desired. The Aces & 8’s storyline is still going on, with Luke Gallows and Mike Knox both being revealed as members after losing their masks. Devon was revealed as their Sergeant At Arms. Proving further that TNA is like the place where WWE has-beens go to live out their last days.
Worst thing as of late has been the storyline involving Brooke Hogan and Bully Ray trying to get Hulk Hogan to accept their relationship. Just terrible and painful to sit through. It’s all so pointless and has no place on the show, if you ask me. Nobody watches wrestling for storylines like that. They call wrestling a “soap opera for men”, and it’s crap angles like this that give wrestling that abhorrent reputation. It’s things like this that make the uninitiated masses look upon life-long wrestling fans like me and snicker at the notion that I actually watch this shit. I am not ashamed, even with such horrible storylines going on (past and present). What makes me a fan is my dedication to the work these men and women put forth in the ring. I admire many of them for their ability. I look up to them for their ability to work the crowd, tell the story and keep the fans entertained. I can honestly do without a lot of the talking and shenanigans that go on outside of the actual in-ring action. I understand it’s a necessary evil in order to drive the current storylines along, and some superstars and Divas have made all that blabbering seem tolerable. I just wish there was less of it. I know I am not the only one who feels like that. I have heard so many people complain about how little actual time is spent on matches as opposed to time spent talking and doing retarded crap backstage.
….and anything having to do with Hornswoggle. If there wasn’t some sort of equal opportunity infraction in firing that little turd, they should have shit-canned him years ago! Bottom line.
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Don’t even get me started on Manti Te’O and his imaginary dead girlfriend! I am so sick of hearing about that ignorant fucktard. I mean, how freakin’ stupid and clueless do you have to be to get caught up in something like that? You have an Internet relationship with some chick who ends up in the hospital and dies from leukemia, and then you find out the person you talked to on the phone was actually a dude pretending to be a woman. This is too priceless to be made up! Don’t you know every hot chick on the Internet is really a 500-lb basement-dwelling troglodyte? Jesus H Christ! Everybody knows that! Get with the fucking program, Man-Tits Tebow!! Or whatever your name is.
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Okay, guys. I am out of here before I do or say anything else that might get a hit put out on me. With any luck, I’ll be back next time for more “honestly brutal” commentary. You know you love it! If you say you don’t, you’re a freaking liar. Just own up! If you hate this, why do you keep coming back? AHA!! Gotcha, bitch!
Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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F4W#168: TLC – Tables, Ladders and Chairs Results, CM Punk on RAW
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F4W#169: RAW Highlights December 17th/12
F4W #170: Trent Baretta RELEASED, Del Rio NEW WHC and Foley in the HOF
Hey everyone welcome back to Have A Nice Day blog. I hope you had a great Christmas break and a Happy New Years. Mine was pretty great. I got to spend time with my family during the holidays. It was such a great visit. Anyway let’s get back into the wrestling shall we…
I’m going to start off with John Cena. His promo this past Monday on RAW was just horrible. I had no idea what the hell he was trying to do or say. This guy is supposed to be the top guy in their company and yet he acts like the top fool in their company! Something is wrong here folks and I don’t know how WWE can fix it. John Cena has become so unbearable to watch or to listen to. The guy can’t wrestle or cut a decent promo. Why does WWE have him as the top guy?! I just don’t get it. I don’t think even turning him heel would do anything good for him. They have made Cena into such a huge joke now; nobody would take him serious as a heel. *Spoiler Alert* I heard rumours that he will be facing The Rock for the WWE Championship at Mania. I don’t think the guy even deserves to be in the main event (let alone a WWE Championship match) because there are way more deserving wrestlers out there who can do a better job than Cena. But Vince McMahon doesn’t see that. He thinks he knows what the WWE Universe wants and that is Cena and his “poppy” jokes. Well I tell you Vince nobody likes it and if you keep insulting us with this Cena garbage you will see a lot of fans turn away from your product. One of the worse things Vince can do is put the WWE Championship back on Cena at Mania. I feel a riot happening at WrestleMania 29.
I found this week’s RAW to be pretty boring for the “go home edition” of RAW for the Rumble. Usually WWE puts on a strong RAW before their PPV. Well this week was just the complete opposite. The only good thing about RAW this week was CM Punks promo. But it wasn’t really his best promo that he has done but still it outshine pretty much anything else on RAW. I’m really looking forward to seeing The Rock vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble. I’m going to be going over to Colleen’s house to watch it with Diva. That should be a fun time. If the PPV ends up being brutal we can always make fun of it. I’m sure between the three of us we can come up with some entertaining remarks. Perhaps we will post some on twitter while we are watching it. Back to Rock/Punk match I have been enjoying the promos from both guys. I know Punk has been the better guy with the promos, but I read the Smackdown spoiler and it seems like The Rock will have a serious promo finally! LOL I guess getting beat down by The Shield this week on RAW has awakened The Great One. It should be a great match to watch!
If you have been watching RAW for the past two weeks you have probably heard by now for this year’s WWE HOF Class of 2013 two wrestlers have been added. They are Mick Foley and Bob Backlund. Both wrestlers deserve to be in the HOF. I’m glad they are getting their chance now. I’m hoping that Macho Man Randy Savage will be inducted this year along with Miss Elizabeth but I’m having my doubts about that one. We shall see. One guy who I would like to get in would be Jake The Snake Roberts. I heard that he has lost over 50 pounds while training with DDP. Way to go Jake. I hope he keeps it up. He was always one of my favourite wrestlers to watch. Even though he had a rough life, he always seemed to entertain for the most part until his later years when it all seemed to catch up with him. I hope Jake is better and just lives the rest of this life normal as possible.
We did picks for the Royal Rumble this year and I picked Sheamus to win it again. I hope he does. I rather see him than Cena win it. But I have a feeling Cena will end up winning it and will go onto WrestleMania. You can check out the rest of our predictions at the end of our blog.
I hope you guys like our new format for the Fatal 4-Way. We have decided to do just a monthly blog now instead of every week. Our lives have changed so much so it has been harder to keep up with doing blogs every week. This way you will get better blogs and perhaps more LOL moments from our one liner we have. I know I will.
Recently I have noticed Zack Ryder has become really annoying lately on Twitter. A lot of his tweets really don’t have any purpose. I mean I feel bad for the guy because he just wants to be over with the fans (which he did very well until WWE killed it) and now I just seem him as someone who is desperate to get noticed. I hate it. Someone in WWE really hates him and they try to do everything they can to make him look bad. But the guy doesn’t give up he just complains. I don’t know what he can do to get back where he was two years ago. For starters I think he needs to come up with something new. I know he just finished up his youtube show. Now I think he needs something fresh and he needs to stop complaining about how WWE treats him. I don’t want to say become a sell out because I don’t want that either. He just needs to find someone in creative who can vouch for him. He is entertaining and he isn’t too bad on the eyes either. Maybe his music career will help him out. I haven’t watched his video yet but I plan to do that sometime soon. I just hate seeing good talent like him being wasted when he deserves so much more.
Anyone miss Brock Lesnar? I kinda do actually. I know he will be coming back very soon, so I’m looking forward to seeing him kick some more asses. WWE does need him and I heard he plans on staying with them for at least another year after this WrestleMania. So sorry Diva Brock won’t be leaving anytime soon! LOL
Anyway that’s it for me this month! I hope you enjoyed my blog and I will see you soon! Have A Nice Day!! J You can reach me @blitz101 on Twitter or check out my tumblr http://glclub.tumblr.com
Well it’s officially the first Skirt Sheet of 2013. How has the past few weeks been treating all y’all? Have you missed us? I tell you I feel so much better and not as stressed out about writing. I just hope everyone’s new years has started out wonderfully. But enough with the small talk, it’s time to shut it and get to bidness.
A lot has gone on since the year has started in the world of professional wrestling. I’m not even really sure where to start. I can honestly say, I have officially given up on TNA. They are very very gross. So we are going to start there.
1) I’m sorry but did Velvet Sky have some work done on her face? She doesn’t look at all the same as before. Her cheeks are to injected, her eyes higher up on her face, her nose and God only knows what…
2) WHY? WHY in all of tarnation would anyone want to marry Brooke Hogan? She’s been passed around times then a communion cup. The only thing that doesn’t surprise me is that she’s going after someone who is old enough to be her father since her father and all his old friend have had a piece of Brooke Hogan. It’s just disgusting! Blech!
3) I should really be careful considering that Hulk Hogan can’t take any criticism or blame and sues everyone. This time he’s suing a medical facility who he claims fucked up his back even more. He claims that the Laser Spine Institute in Tampa, Florida, performed unnecessary surgeries that damaged his career, and is suing them for $50 million. He’s also claiming that the unnecessary surgeries that he had in 2009 prevented him from having a lucrative match with John Cena at WrestleMania 25. Well, that’s his word against everybody else’s. I never heard that rumour at all. It is isn’t uncommon that he’s full of shit! Hello, his autobiography. That was such a crock of shit.
4) So they call them selves Aces and Eights. They are like this old man biker club. What are they? TNA’s idea of WWE’s The Shield??
OK I’m so done with TNA… Literally!
Moving on to WWE!
1) Ding Dong the Bitch is gone!!!
Happy days are here again!!
2) Or are they?
Really? Of all the Diva’s? Seriously? Why not Tamina or Natalya? They are the only two that can actually have a real match, and yet they give the Diva’s title to a noob, like Kaitlyn? I’m shaking my head over here!
3) I don’t even understand why, WHY Natalya is being put with Khali, who by the way I refuse to refer to as The Great Khali, because he is NOT great. OMG who the hell believes that? Why is he getting all these matches on television? Has the world gone bat shit crazy? And why is every sentence a question?
4) CM Punk delivered one of the most epic promos and it started the year off with so much hope. January 7th was one of the best RAW’s we’ve had this year and even in the past few months. Punk delivered a promo that was dead on. The entire thing. Minus The Rock’s part. The Rock, is very similar to Paul McCartney. He’s a strong singer, but his song writing is mostly fluff. Well The Rock is like a singer. His voice and delivery is strong but the shit he says is mostly fluff. I also promise that would be the last time I compare a wrestler to a Beatle.
“You’re playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your millions and millions and your finally’s, and I’m in the big leagues and I’m swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it’s all kiddie games. You can’t leave a mark on the champ’s face. Come Royal Rumble, understand when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.”
CM Punk, has always said what we here have been saying all along. That quote above, is epic. That one paragraph says so much more than you realize. When you get to the end of this blog, check out another quote from Punk’s epic promo. Because if you have been listening to everything that I’ve been saying this blog all last year, then you’ll see that I’m not the only one who has noticed.
5) On WWE.com some of the superstars who were mentioned in CM Punk’s “Pipe Bomb” responded, including 16 time Champion Ric Flair and the workhorse Tyson Kidd. I had also read Brodus Clay’s response to the pipe bomb. What are my thoughts on this? Well, I’ll tell ya…Brodus Clay played up his babyface character and said that Punk never should have mentioned his name because it wasn’t true. Um, yeah it is. Brodus Clay must have forgotten that when he was brought into the WWE from NXT originally he was Alberto Del Rio’s monster. Then he comes back as this kitschy gimmick. Way to either play up your character so the WWE looks good, or way to suck up to the creative team who made you and Vince McMahon who approved it (if he didn’t come up with it himself). Flair, also, took the more diplomatic approached and chose not to agree with Punk on anything. He said that the fans do matter and that he has always wanted the fans to leave, saying they saw everything they expected and more when they saw him. He performed to gain the fans respect.
“Like I said, if you like me or don’t like me, learn to love it baby, because it is the best thing going today. And that’s the quote I’ll drop on him [down the line] if I see him. WOO!!!”-Flair
But I have to really commend Tyson Kidd. He didn’t choose the higher road. Instead he seemed happy that Punk said his name and mentioned his work ethic. Punk hasn’t been the only one taking notice of Kidd’s work ethic. That is something I’ve mentioned often. But it was Kidd’s response to Punk’s “pipe bomb” that I respect and agree with…
“My initial reaction was that: A.) These people understand and care, too, and B.) Punk is 100 percent right. I respect CM Punk to the highest degree. If he comes out in his gear, I’m excited. If he comes out with a microphone, I’m equally excited. Love him or hate him, he’s good at what he does. I’ve always considered myself a workhorse, and I’ve definitely used that word to describe myself over the last two years. I go out there and give it my all every single match — and I’ve been doing that for 17 years. Whether in WWE or Japan or Europe or back home in [Calgary, Alberta’s] Stampede Wrestling, it’s always been the same story. In a worst-case scenario, I will out wrestle everybody on this show. Anyone that’s gonna out wrestle me had better perform after me, because I’m going to outperform everybody that I saw before me.”
-Tyson Kidd
He isn’t blowing smoke out his ass either when he says that he works harder than everybody else. So kudos to Tyson Kidd for saying exactly what was true of his current state.
6) Tyson Kidd also has the unlucky draw of being the first person severely injured in 2013. Well actually he closed out 2012 with the injury. He had tears in his right ACL and meniscus and a slight MCL tear as well. All have been repaired, and fixed. The injury could have been way worse. A dislocated knee that would have ruptured all the tendons and ligaments at the same time. Kidd avoided disaster by getting the knee fixed now. He dropped twenty-pounds before the surgery to make it easier to keep extra weight off his knee but doing a very structured cardio routine as well as going on a juice diet. He plans on attacking his physio therapy with the same attack he takes to the ring. According to WWE.com, they say he can be back in seven to nine months, but Kidd plans on being back in six.
7) I suppose I should actually talk about this upcoming pay-per-view. The Royal Rumble has been one of my favourites my entire life. The uniqueness of it all, but this year that uniqueness is gone because of the predictability of it all. Unless a last minute change takes place, I can tell you right now what’s going to happen and then tell you what’s going to transpire at WrestleMania on April 7th. And us loyal, true and intelligent fans are not going to be happy. They pretty much already spoiled the fact that John Cena is the only person to win the Royal Rumble on the 27th of January. Oddly that’s tomorrow and guess who is in the Rumble? Cena. Plus they keep bringing up the number of past superstars who have won the Rumble twice. So right there you know it’s going to be someone who has already won it once before. Cena’s won it once before. So there’s two dead give away as to who will win the Royal Rumble. Which leads me to my next pisser. *****SPOILER ALERT***** I saw a post that said that at WrestleMania 29 it was going to be The Rock vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship. So guess what that means? CM Punk will not be WWE Champions after tomorrow. Nope, The Rock will. Where he will then proceed to drop the title to John Cena at a very anti-climatic Rock vs. Cena 2 match at the Show of Shows. I wasn’t impressed with the first Rock vs. Cena, I sure as hell am not looking forward to a number two. Well maybe a different kind of number 2 (haha Sarge will be so proud that I slipped that poop joke in there. Maybe I’ll get brownie (ha! Brownie) points for slipping a poop joke in in the same sentence as Rock vs. Cena). **** SPOILERS OVER***** I don’t really want to go too in depth at what I think is going to happen at the Royal Rumble because then where would my predictions be? Not a surprise. I think it’s safe to say, I’m going on what I’ve heard, not what I want to happen. Because if I went with what I want to happen they would look like this; CM Punk retains; Del Rio retains; Team Rhodes Scholars become tag team champions; and Wade Barrett wins the Rumble. But as the Rolling Stones say, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”.
Who has basically had enough of the whole Dr. Shelby and the Anger Management segments? Don’t get me wrong I find the hugging stuff funny, but when they do it to people who aren’t usually full of humour or expecting it. Like Randy Orton. OMG that was funny. But when they did it Monday night and made everyone in the arena hug, it was over done. Way too much. As much as this has to suck for Kane’s character, it works because he is so unlikely a hugger. Yet he adds the comical relief along with Daniel Bryan’s facial expressions. They are defending the tag team championship against Team Rhodes Scholars. Another team that seem to work together quite well. Damien Sandow, also has great facial expressions that help pull the fans in to what he’s feeling or thinking by just a movement of the eyes or the brow line. Cody Rhodes, well there isn’t much to say about Cody Rhodes, except what the fuck is with that mustache? All the wrestlers are having a blast with it but he keeps it anyways. I just keep thinking…
I mean seriously, it makes him look über creepy! But I will say, I cannot think of one WWE superstar or diva who has not made fun of or mocked Rhodes’ mustache whether it actually WWE television or on twitter. Someone has mentioned it. And well, it does have us all talking.
Well I think I’ve blabbered on enough seeing as this has turned into a massive, well I don’t know what. But Lets just say the pictures take up a lot of room but they were worth it! Until next month. One thought to leave you with, I can’t wait for Mick Foley’s Hall of Fame speech, but I will probably miss it if Bob Backland goes first because that’s going to put me to sleep. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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WWE
Royal Rumble
Youtube Pre-PPV Match:-WWE United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. The Miz
Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Diva’s Prediction: The Miz
The Game’s Prediction: The Miz
Greg’s Prediction: The Miz via DQ
-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Team Hell No vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
Diva’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
The Game’s Prediction: Team Hell No
Greg’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
-World Heavyweight Championship, Last Man Standing Match:
C)Alberto Del Rio vs. Big Show
Sarge’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
The Game’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
Greg’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio
-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk vs. The Rock
Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock
Diva’s Prediction: The Rock (unfortunately)
The Game’s Prediction: The Rock
Greg’s Prediction: The Rock
-The Royal Rumble (30 Men):
Sarge’s Predictions: Final 4: Randy Orton, John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, & Sheamus
Winner of the Royal Rumble: John Cena
Diva’s Predictions: Final 4: 1) John Cena, 2)Sheamus, 3)Randy Orton, 4)Dolph Ziggler
Winner of the Royal Rumble: John Cena (again…unfortunately) (I want The Game’s prediction to come true!)
The Game’s Predictions: Final 4: Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett, Ryback & Dean Ambrose
Winner of the Royal Rumble: Wade Barrett
Greg’s Predictions: Final 4: Wade Barrett, Sheamus, John Cena, & Ryback
Winner of the Royal Rumble: Sheamus
See you next month the Saturday before WWE’s Elimination Chamber as we start on the road to WrestleMania 29!!
“why an invisible child, lil’ Jimmy, is better positioned on the flagship show, Monday Night RAW, then a workhorse like Tyson Kidd?”
-CM Punk, January 7, 2013 RAW
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes to The Fatal 4-Way!!!
Welcome back, sort of. I hope you had a wonderful Holiday season. We here at the Fatal 4-Way have a major announcement to make. We all had a great break, but it made us realize just how much time writing and putting this amazing blog out takes up.
So after discussing it thoroughly the four of us have decided that we are still going to write, just not as often. We have deemed doing a monthly blog more appropriate. The next task was basically deciding the easiest time to do said monthly post, and since we are more based on WWE viewing, and we are all WWE fans more so than TNA fans, we have decided that the Saturday before a WWE pay-per-view, we will ALL post in the Fatal 4-Way. You will get one big blog a month including our WWE Pay-Per-View Predictions for that pay-per-view.
Our lives have changed so much in the last year to two years that we have all been struggling to find the time and energy to put the blog out every week. We aren’t ready to give up completely, not after six going on our seventh year, but we have just decided to cut back.
So meet you guys all back here on Saturday January 26th for our NEXT blog, including our Royal Rumble Predictions!
In case you miss us and all our wackiness… Every Friday night Diva will tweet her thoughts on WWE SmackDown live during the show. And check through the weeks for her RAW tweets over on Twitter @F4WDiva. Plus you can find Sarge on Twitter @The_Sarge_F4W , The Game on Twitter @HHHFan83 and Greg on Twitter @blitz101 as well.
Ciao!!
-Diva, Sarge, The Game & Greg!
End Of The Year Best & Worst of 2012
In Memory of Everyone Who Lost Their
Lives at the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings in Newton, Connecticut
Charlotte (6), Rachel (29), Olivia (6), Dylan (6), Dawn (47), Jesse (6), Ana (6), Anne Marie (52), Emilie (6), Noah (6), Jessica (6), Lauren (30), Mary (56), Victoria (27), Daniel (7) Josephine (7), Madeleine (6), Catharine (6), Chase (7), James (6), Jack (6), Caroline (6), Avielle (6), Benjamin (6) and Allison (6)
December 14, 2012
Happy Holidays everybody!! Well it wouldn’t be the holiday season without the cheerfulness of The Fatal 4-Way bloggers giving you their best and worst of the 2012 year. And here we are once again. The FINAL blog of 2012. My favourite time of the year where I, Diva, get to see where my fellow bloggers are at. So lets get this Christmas party started, shall we?
Best and Worst of 2012:
1)Best (non-PPV) DVD: 1) You Think You Know Me (Edge)
2) Best In the World (CM Punk)
3)Attitude Era
4) Falls Count Anywhere
5) RAW 1000
Best DVD of 2011 is: Best in the World (CM Punk)
2)Best T-Shirt:
1) Zack Ryder’s (purple)
2) Miz’s Haters Love Me
3) CM Punk’s Best In The World
4) Rock’s Boots 2 Asses
5) R Truth’s Little Jimmy
Best T-Shirt of 2012 is: Miz’s Haters Love Me
3)OMG Moment:
1) AJ becomes RAW GM
2) HHH/Taker WM 28 promo
3) Jericho Return
4) Sheamus 18 seconds
5) Legends vs Heath Slater
OMG Moment of 2012: HHH/Taker WM 28 Promo February 20th RAW:
part 1: http://youtu.be/BQCbv4Z3UaE
part 2: http://youtu.be/EGEFysgJURM
4)Most Under-utilized Wrestler: 1) Wade Barrett
2) Daniel Bryan
3)Kane
4)Drew McIntyre
5) Alicia Fox
Most Under-utilized Wrestlers of 2012: Drew McIntyre
5)Most Over-utilized Wrestler: 1) John Cena
2) Kofi Kingston
3) CM Punk
4) Randy Orton
5) Kaitlyn
Most Over-utilized Wrestler of 2012: Kaitlyn
6)Stupidest Moment/Storyline:
1) AJ/Cena scandal
2) Team Hell No Anger Management
3) AJ Styles/Claire Lynch/Dixie Carter baby Daddy drama
4) Any skit involving the Muppets
5) Brodus Clay dancing with his “Mama” and “The Bridge Club” (WrestleMania)
Stupidest Moment/Storyline of 2012: Anger Management
7)Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
2) Fred 3 (John Cena)
3) The Association (Kevin Nash)
Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Fred 3 (John Cena)
8)Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) Fast 5 (The Rock)
2) Bending the Rules (Edge)
3)Rock of Ages (Kevin Nash)
Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Bending the Rules (Edge)
9)Worst Pay-Per-View:
1) Elimination Chamber (WWE)
2) No Way Out (WWE)
3) Money In The Bank (WWE)
4) Victory Road (TNA)
5) Hardcore Justice (TNA)
Worst Pay-Per-View of 2012: Victory Road (TNA)
10)Best Pay-Per-View:
1) WrestleMania 28 (WWE)
2) SummerSlam (WWE)
3) Hell in a Cell (WWE)
4) TLC (WWE)
5) Survivor Series (WWE)
Best Pay-Per-View of 2011: WrestleMania 28 (WWE)
11)Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Matt Striker
2) Josh Matthews
3) Ricardo Rodriguez
4) Jeremy Borash
5) Tazz
Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Matt Striker
12)Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1)Jim Ross
2)Jerry Lawler
3)JBL
4)Michael Cole
5)Miz
Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Jerry Lawler
13)PROMO of The Year:
1) CM Punk’s Respect; July 30th RAW: http://www.wwe.com/videos/big-show-interrupts-cm-punk-as-he-explains-his-attack-on-the-rock-raw-july-30-20-26041499
2) Triple H & Undertaker WrestleMania Promo; March 5th RAW: http://youtu.be/g4L4ZefM9gg
3) The Rock and John Cena; March 26th RAW: http://youtu.be/db35bJCRqFk
4) Chris Jericho’s End Of The World Promo; February 6th RAW: http://youtu.be/KA7Kcug9Nn8
5) Jerry Lawler’s Comeback Promo; November 12th RAW: http://youtu.be/oquQoQAK3yY
Promo of The Year for 2012: Jerry Lawler Heart Attack Comeback http://youtu.be/oquQoQAK3yY
14)Worst Tag Team: 1) Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
2) Usos
3) Santino Marella and Zack Ryder
4) R Truth and Kofi Kingston
5) Hornswoggle and Khali
Worst Tag Team of 2012: Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio
15)Best Tag Team: 1) 3MB
2) The Shield
3) RhodeScholars
4) Prime Time Players
5) Hell No
Best Tag Team of 2012: Prime Time Players
16)Worst Female Wrestler: 1) Kaitlyn
2) Tamina
3) Eve
4) Layla
5) Naomi
Worst Female Wrestler of 2012: Naomi
17)Best Female Wrestler: 1) Beth Phoenix
2) Rosa
3) Aksana
4) Nikki
5) Brie
Best Female Wrestler of 2012: Beth Phoenix
18)Worst Male Wrestler: 1) Khali
2) Tensai
3) Yoshi Tatsu
4) Santino Marella
5) Brodus Clay
Worst Male Wrestler of 2012: Tensai
19)Best Male Wrestler : 1) Miz
2) Alberto Del Rio
3) CM Punk
4) Chris Jericho
5) Undertaker
Best Male Wrestler of 2012: CM Punk
20)Match of The Year:
1) Ryback vs CM Punk – October 28th, Hell In The Cell
2) Triple H vs. Undertaker – April 1st, WrestleMania 28
3) Sheamus vs Big Show – October 28th, Hell In The Cell
4) John Cena vs CM Punk – September 16th, Night Of Champions
5) Randy Orton vs Wade Barrett – February 3rd, SmackDown
Match of the Year for 2012: Triple H vs Undertaker; April 1st,WrestleMania 28
BOAM!
Frage’s Best and Worst of 2012:
1)Best (non-PPV) DVD: 1) TLC 2: Crash & Burn Hosted by Christian
2) CM Punk: Best in the World
3) The Best of Raw & SmackDown 2012
4) You Think You Know Me: The Story of Edge
5) King of The Ring (Hosted by King Booker… Yeah that sucked, but DVD is great)
Best DVD of 2011 is: You Think You Know Me: The Story of Edge
2)Best T-Shirt:
1) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
2) NO! NO! NO! (STOP IT!)
3) Embrace Your Evil
4) GTS [Yellow]
5) I Dig Crazy Chicks
Best T-Shirt of 2012 is: I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
3)OMG Moment:
1) Sheamus becomes as Stale as Cena
2) Christian Wins First Major WWE Championship (ECW Championship counted to me as Major Championship though)
3) AJ Becomes GM of RAW
4) Edge inducted into Hall of Fame
5) Big Show Win’s a World Championship at Hell In A Cell
OMG Moment of 2012: Edge Inducted into the Hall Of Fame http://youtu.be/Ltd7r611Jw8
4)Most Under-utilized Wrestler: 1) Hunico
2) Kofi Kingston
3) Natalya
4) Justin Gabriel
5) Tensai
Most Under-utilized Wrestlers of 2012: Justin Gabriel
5)Most Over-utilized Wrestler: 1) Vicki Guerrero
2) Ryback
3) CM Punk
4) Santino
5) John Cena
Most Over-utilized Wrestler of 2012: John Cena
6)Stupidest Moment/Storyline: 1) AJ Crazy In Love
2) AJ & Cena relationship
3) Sheamus Brogue Kick being Banned
4) Big Show’s “IRONCLAD” Contract
5) 3MB is Formed
Stupidest Moment/Storyline of 2012: Big Show’s “IRONCLAD” Contract
7)Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) John Cena in Fred 3
2) John Cena in Fred 3
3) John Cena in Fred 3
Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: John Cena in Fred 3
8)Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) Edge in Bending The Rules
2) Stone Cole in Maximum Conviction
3) Stacy Kiebler in Dysfunctional Friends
Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Edge in Bending The Rules
9)Worst Pay-Per-View: 1) Night of Champions (WWE)
2) Hell In A Cell (WWE)
3) Money In The Bank (WWE)
4) Bound For Glory (TNA)
5) Hardcore Justice (TNA)
Worst Pay-Per-View of 2012: Hardcore Justice (TNA)
10)Best Pay-Per-View: 1) No Way Out (WWE)
2) Survivor Series (WWE)
3) TLC (WWE)
4) WrestleMania 28 (WWE)
5) TNA Sacrifice (TNA)
Best Pay-Per-View of 2011: WrestleMania 28
11)Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Michael Cole
2) Matt Striker
3) Josh Matthews
4) Booker T
5) Michael Cole (as a heel)
Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Michael Cole (as a heel)
12)Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Jim Ross
2) JBL
3) Jerry Lawler
4) Lilian Garcia
5) Ricardo Rodriguez
Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Jim Ross
13)PROMO of The Year:
1) Shield interview with Cole on RAW; November 26th RAW: http://youtu.be/NuuZm_xg0kk
2) CM Punk Promo on Flair during Slammy’s; December 17th RAW: http://youtu.be/7LhVuaifXWE
3) Kane Anger Management Promo talking about his past; August 27th RAW: http://youtu.be/zmONdNzhMbs
4) Daniel Bryan yells at a child during Anger Management; August 27th RAW: http://youtu.be/J-TVJQizqoE
5) Dolph Ziggler talks down to AJ in Locker room; November 19th RAW: http://youtu.be/ijIZ7tba3sA
Promo of The Year for 2012: Kane Anger Management Promo talking about his past; August 27th RAW: http://youtu.be/zmONdNzhMbs
14)Worst Tag Team: 1) CoBro (Zack Ryder & Santino)
2) Rhodes Scholars
3) Epico & Primo
4) R-Truth & Kofi
5) 3MB
Worst Tag Team of 2012: CoBro (Zack Ryder & Santino)
15)Best Tag Team: 1) Team Hell No
2) Prime Time Players
3) Mysterio & Sin Cara
4) The Shield
5) Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd
Best Tag Team of 2012: Prime Time Players [Although no one will agree with me]
16)Worst Female Wrestler: 1) Eve
2) Alicia Fox
3) Naomi
4) Cameron
5) Kelly Kelly
Worst Female Wrestler of 2012: Eve
17)Best Female Wrestler: 1) AJ
2) Beth Phoenix
3) Natalya
4) Layla
5) Kaitlyn
Best Female Wrestler of 2012: Beth Phoenix
18)Worst Male Wrestler: 1) Brodus Clay
2) R-Truth
3) Ryback
4) Big Show
5) John Cena
Worst Male Wrestler of 2012: Brodus Clay
19)Best Male Wrestler : 1) CM Punk
2) The Miz
3) Kofi Kingston
4) Wade Barrett
5) Daniel Bryan
Best Male Wrestler of 2012: Wade Barrett
20)Match of The Year:
1) Randy Orton Vs. Alberto Del Rio Falls Count Anywhere, SmackDown November 6, 2012
2) The Miz Vs. Kofi Kingston, WWE Main Event October 16, 2012
3) The Rock Vs. John Cena, WrestleMania 28 April 1, 2012
4) CM Punk Vs. Chris Jericho, WrestleMania 28
5) Dolph Ziggler Vs. John Cena, TLC December 16, 2012
2012 Match Of The Year: CM Punk Vs. Chris Jericho, WrestleMania 28
SARGE’S BEST & WORST OF 2012
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1)Best (non-PPV) DVD: 1) Rock VS Cena – Once In A Lifetime
2) Attitude Era
3) Edge: You Think You Know Me
4) Undertaker: The Streak
5) Brock Lesnar: Here Comes The Pain
Best DVD of 2011 is: Undertaker: The Streak
2)Best T-Shirt:
1) DX’s RAW 1000 commemorative t-shirt
2) The Miz’s “Haters Love Me” t-shirt
3) Undertaker’s “Apocalyptic Warrior” t-shirt
4) John Cena’s “Rise Above Cancer” t-shirt
5) “I’m A Paul Heyman Guy” t-shirt
Best T-Shirt of 2012 is: Miz’s “Haters Love Me” t-shirt
3)OMG Moment:
1) Brock Lesnar breaks Triple H’s arm on RAW
2) Kofi Kingston does a handstand to save himself in the Royal Rumble match
3) The Rock defeats John Cena at WrestleMania 28
4) Jerry Lawler’s heart attack on RAW
5) CM Punk attacks The Rock
OMG Moment of 2012: Jerry Lawler’s heart attack on RAW http://youtu.be/weGr3MgTWzU
4)Most Under-utilized Wrestler: 1) Tyson Kidd
2) Wade Barrett
3) Rey Mysterio
4) The Miz
5) Randy Orton
Most Under-utilized Wrestlers of 2012: The Miz
5)Most Over-utilized Wrestler: 1) Daniel Bryan
2) John Cena
3) Dolph Ziggler
4) Alberto Del Rio
5) Kane
Most Over-utilized Wrestler of 2012: John Cena
6)Stupidest Moment/Storyline: 1) AJ/Cena scandal
2) Team Hell No Anger Management
3) AJ Styles/Claire Lynch/Dixie Carter baby Daddy drama
4) Any skit involving the Muppets
5) Brodus Clay dancing with his “Mama” and “The Bridge Club” (WrestleMania)
Stupidest Moment/Storyline of 2012: AJ Styles/Claire Lynch thing
7)Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) Fred 3: Camp Fred (John Cena)
2) Dysfunctional Friends (Stacy Keibler)
3) Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Fred 3: Camp Fred (yes, even seeing Kevin Nash in a banana hammock is better than this!)
8)Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler: 1) Bending The Rules (Edge)
2) The Expendables (Stone Cold Steve Austin)
3) Celebrity Wife Swap (Mick Foley)
Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Bending The Rules
9)Worst Pay-Per-View: 1) Royal Rumble (WWE)
2) Victory Road (TNA)
3) TLC (WWE)
4) Hardcore Justice (TNA)
5) Hell In A Cell (WWE)
Worst Pay-Per-View of 2012: Hell In A Cell (WWE)
10)Best Pay-Per-View: 1) Money In The Bank
2) Elimination Chamber
3) WrestleMania 28
4) No Way Out
5) Extreme Rules
Best Pay-Per-View of 2012: No Way Out (Diva knows why!)
11)Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Josh Matthews
2) JBL
3) Todd Grisham
4) Christie Hemme
5) Justin Roberts
Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: JBL
12)Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Lilian Garcia
2) Michael Cole
3) Jim Ross
4) Jerry The King Lawler
5) Booker T
Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Jerry “The King” Lawler
13)PROMO of The Year:
1) Rock’s WM Promo against Cena; February 27th, RAW: http://youtu.be/U5ZaLU2lNJo
2) Triple H & Undertaker WrestleMania Promo; February 20th, RAW:
part 1: http://youtu.be/BQCbv4Z3UaE
part 2: http://youtu.be/EGEFysgJURM
3) Paul Heyman as Brock Lesnars Mouth piece; May 7th, RAW: http://youtu.be/bJQRh6VqzzM
4) CM Punk’s “RESPECT” Promo; July 30th RAW: http://www.wwe.com/videos/big-show-interrupts-cm-punk-as-he-explains-his-attack-on-the-rock-raw-july-30-20-26041499
5) Mick Foley’s Promo against CM Punk when Jerry Lawler Returned; November 12th RAW: http://youtu.be/L26wl8a686o
Promo of The Year for 2012: Rock’s WM promos against Cena http://youtu.be/U5ZaLU2lNJo
14)Worst Tag Team: 1) ODB & Eric Young
2) Team CoBro
3) Mexican America
4) Prime Time Players
5) Primo & Epico
Worst Tag Team of 2012: Team CoBro
15)Best Tag Team: 1) Team Hell No
2) Team Rhodes Scholars
3) International Airstrike
4) The Uso’s
5) Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez
Best Tag Team of 2012: Team Hell No
16)Worst Female Wrestler: 1) ODB
2) Rosa Mendez
3) Madison Rayne
4) Alicia Fox
5) The Bella Twins
Worst Female Wrestler of 2012: Rosa Mendez
17)Best Female Wrestler: 1) Kharma
2) Beth Phoenix
3) Mickie James
4) Tamina Snuka
5) Natalya
Best Female Wrestler of 2012: Beth Phoenix
18)Worst Male Wrestler: 1) Sin Cara
2) Tensai
3) Santino Marella
4) Jessie Godderz
5) Brad Maddox
Worst Male Wrestler of 2012: Santino Marella
19)Best Male Wrestler : 1) Kofi Kingston
2) John Cena
3) Jeff Hardy
4) AJ Styles
5) CM Punk
Best Male Wrestler of 2012: CM Punk
20)Match of The Year:
1) Rock VS Cena (April 1st, WrestleMania)
2) Undertaker VS Triple H (April 1st, WrestleMania)
3) Brock Lesnar VS John Cena (April 29th, Extreme Rules)
4) SmackDown Money In The Bank Ladder Match (July 15th , Money In The Bank)
5) WWE Intercontinental Championship C)The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston, (October 17th, Main Event)
Match of the Year for 2012: Undertaker VS Triple H (April 1st, WrestleMania 28)
It seems it’s that time of year again. I actually look forward to this each year. It gives me a chance to see what my fellow bloggers pick for their best and worst of the year. Last year I made it harder, forced them to really research their picks. So it’s time to show off my picks, so lets get to bidness.
1)Best (non-PPV) DVD: 1) WWE Attitude Era
2) Edge: You Think You Know Me
3) CM Punk: Best In The World
4) Falls Count Anywhere
5) Undertaker: The Streak
Best DVD of 2011 is: Edge: You Think You Know Me
2)Best T-Shirt:
1) Damien Sandow “You’re Welcome”
2) Wade Barrett “Barrett Barrage”
3) Kofi Kingston “I Can Fly”
4) Paul Heyman “I’m A Paul Heyman Guy”
5) Team Hell No “Hugging Is All The Rage”
Best T-Shirt of 2012 is: Wade Barrett “Barrett Barrage”
3)OMG Moment:
1) Chris Jericho Returns and says NOTHING (January 2nd RAW)
2) WWE’s Tribute to the Children & Teachers of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting (December 16th TLC ppv)
3) Kane and Daniel Bryan Hug it out (September 3rd RAW)
4) Jerry Lawler’s Heart Attack on the Air (September 10th RAW)
5) Kofi Kingston Hand Walks To The Steps (January 29th Royal Rumble)
OMG Moment of 2012: Tie: WWE’s Tribute to the Children & Teachers of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting (December 16th TLC ppv)http://youtu.be/UTvMCY76vJg
& Kofi Kingston Hand Walks To The Steps (January 29th Royal Rumble) http://youtu.be/aOeumCBBlYQ
4)Most Under-utilized Wrestler: 1) Tyson Kidd (WWE)
2) Natalya (WWE)
3) Justin Gabriel (WWE)
4) Tamina Snuka (WWE)
5) Christian (WWE)
Most Under-utilized Wrestlers of 2012: Justin Gabriel (WWE)
5)Most Over-utilized Wrestler: 1) Ryback (WWE)
2) John Cena (WWE)
3) Big Show (WWE)
4) Great Khali (WWE)
5) Eve (WWE)
Most Over-utilized Wrestler of 2012: Ryback (WWE)
6)Stupidest Moment/Storyline: 1) Anything with John Laurinaitis (WWE)
2) Brad Maddox vs. Ryback (WWE)
3) Brooke Hogan/Bully Ray/Hulk Hogan (TNA)
4) Paul Heyman Fakes A Heart Attack (WWE)
5) AJ and John Cena Affair (WWE)
Stupidest Moment/Storyline of 2012: Brooke Hogan/Bully Ray/Hulk Hogan (TNA)
7)Worst Movie /TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler (2012 only): 1) Dysfunctional Friends (Stacy Keibler)
2) Fred 3: Camp Fred (John Cena)
3) Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
8)Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler (2012 only): 1) Bending The Rules (Edge)
2) Haven (Edge)
3) Psych (The Miz)
Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Bending The Rules (Edge)
- Worst Pay-Per-View: 1) WWE Royal Rumble
2) WWE Survivor Series
3) TNA Destination X
4) WWE Hell In A Cell
5) TNA Hard Justice
Worst Pay-Per-View of 2012: TNA Destination X
10)Best Pay-Per-View: 1) WWE Extreme Rules
2) TNA LockDown
3) WWE Money In The Bank
4) WWE Night Of Champions
5) WWE SummerSlam
Best Pay-Per-View of 2011: WWE SummerSlam
11)Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) JBL(WWE)
2) Jeremy Borash (TNA)
3) Christie Hemme (TNA)
4) Matt Striker (WWE)
5) Ricardo Rodriguez (WWE)
Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: JBL (WWE)
12)Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Lilian Garcia (WWE)
2) Josh Mathews (WWE)
3) Mike Tenay (TNA)
4) Jim Ross (WWE/NXT)
5) Justin Roberts (WWE)
Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Josh Mathews (WWE)
13)PROMO of The Year:
1) The Rock WWE RAW March 12, 2012: http://youtu.be/oANjnBx9Pf8
2) Chris Jericho WWE RAW February 6, 2012: http://youtu.be/KA7Kcug9Nn8
3) Triple H WWE RAW May 14, 2012: http://youtu.be/Qmuuk6Mzppg
4) Triple H & Undertaker WWE RAW February 20, 2012:
part 1: http://youtu.be/BQCbv4Z3UaE
part 2: http://youtu.be/EGEFysgJURM
5) CM Punk WWE RAW April 9, 2012: http://youtu.be/SUGH5jP9SBg
Promo of The Year for 2012: Chris Jericho WWE RAW February 6, 2012: http://youtu.be/KA7Kcug9Nn8
14)Worst Tag Team: 1) Santino Marella & Zack Ryder (WWE)
2) Camacho & Hunico (WWE)
3) Tyler Reks & Curt Hawkins (WWE)
4) The Bella Twins (WWE)
5) Hornswoggle & Khali (WWE)
Worst Tag Team of 2012: Hornswoggle & Khali (WWE)
15)Best Tag Team: 1) Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (WWE)
2) Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio (WWE)
3) The Ascension (NXT)
4) Cody Rhodes & Damien Sandow (WWE)
5) Epico & Primo (WWE)
Best Tag Team of 2012: The Ascension (NXT)
16)Worst Female Wrestler: 1) Madison Rayne (TNA)
2) Alicia Fox (WWE)
3) Aksana (WWE)
4) Rosa Mendes (WWE)
5) Layla (WWE)
Worst Female Wrestler of 2012: Aksana (WWE)
17)Best Female Wrestler: 1) Beth Phoenix (WWE)
2) Mickie James (TNA)
3) Angelina Love (TNA)
4) AJ Lee (WWE)
5) Tara (TNA)
Best Female Wrestler of 2012: Beth Phoenix (WWE)
18)Worst Male Wrestler: 1) Ryback (WWE)
2) Big Show (WWE)
3) Brad Maddox (WWE)
4) Heath Slater (WWE)
5) Bully Ray (TNA)
Worst Male Wrestler of 2012: Ryback (WWE)
19)Best Male Wrestler : 1) Jeff Hardy (TNA)
2) Sheamus (WWE)
3) Dolph Ziggler (WWE)
4) Randy Orton (WWE)
5) CM Punk (WWE)
Best Male Wrestler of 2012: Sheamus (WWE)
20)Match of The Year:
1) Hell In A Cell;Triple H vs. Undertaker, WWE WrestleMania 28 April 1, 2012
2) Last Man Standing; AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels, TNA Destination X July 8, 2012
3) WWE Championship, C)CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, WWE WrestleMania 28 April 1, 2012
4) Sheamus vs. Wade Barrett, WWE RAW October 15, 2012
5) WWE Intercontinental Championship C)The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston, WWE Main Event October 17, 2012
Match of the Year for 2012: WWE Championship, C)CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho, WWE WrestleMania 28 April 1, 2012
My Best and Worst of 2012:
1)Best (non-PPV) DVD: 1) Rock VS Cena Once In A Lifetime
2) Brock Lesnar Here Comes The Pain
3) WWE Attitude Era
4) n.W.o The Revolution DVD
5) You Think You Know Me Edge DVD
Best DVD of 2011 is: You Think You Know Me
2)Best T-Shirt:
1) Team Hell No I Am The Tag Team Champions
2) GTS CM Punk
3) No No No Daniel Bryan
4) Zack Ryder Siiiick t-shirt
5) I am a Paul Heyman Guy
Best T-Shirt of 2012 is: No No No Daniel Bryan
3)OMG Moment:
1) Jerry Lawler suffers a heart attack on WWE RAW
2) CM Punk body slams The Rock on 1000th RAW and turns heel
3) Brodus Clay debuts as The Funkasaurus
4) The Undertaker cuts his hair!
5) Brock Lesnar Returns to WWE RAW
OMG Moment of 2012: Jerry Lawler Suffers Heart Attack on WWE RAW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGr3MgTWzU
4)Most Under-utilized Wrestler: 1) Zack Ryder
2) Wade Barrett
3) Cody Rhodes
4) Justin Gabriel
5) Tyson Kidd
Most Under-utilized Wrestlers of 2012: Justin Gabriel and Tyson Kidd
5)Most Over-utilized Wrestler: 1) John Cena
2) Dolf Ziggler
3) Alberto Del Rio
4) Big Show
5) Ryback
Most Over-utilized Wrestler of 2012: John Cena
6)Stupidest Moment/Storyline: 1) AJ/John Cena love story
2) Paul Heyman mocking Jerry Lawler’s heart attack
3) AJ as GM
4) John Laurinaitis as GM
5) Brock Lesnar losing to John Cena
Stupidest Moment/Storyline of 2012: AJ/John Cena love story
7)Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler (2012 only): 1) Pair of Kings (The Miz)
2) Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
3) Clear Lake (Rowdy Roddy Piper)
Worst Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Magic Mike (Kevin Nash)
8)Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler (2012 only): 1) Bending The Rules (Edge)
2) Haven (Edge)
3) Journey 2 The Mysterious Island (Dwayne The Rock Johnson)
Best Movie/TV Starring/Appearance by A Wrestler of 2012: Bending The Rules Edge
9)Worst Pay-Per-View: 1) Survivor Series
2) Hell In A Cell
3) Royal Rumble
4) Turning Point
5) Bound By Glory
Worst Pay-Per-View of 2012: Hell In A Cell
10)Best Pay-Per-View: 1) Extreme Rules
2) WrestleMania 28
3) SummerSlam
4) Elimination Chamber
5) Money In The Bank
Best Pay-Per-View of 2011:WrestleMania 28
11)Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) JBL
2) Booker T
3) Joey Matthews
4) Michael Cole
5) Ricardo
Worst Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: JBL
12)Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer: 1) Jim Ross
2) Jerry Lawler
3) Lian Garcia
4) Matt Striker
5) William Regal
Best Commentator/In-Ring Announcer of 2012: Jim Ross
13)PROMO of The Year:
1) Chris Jericho calls CM Punk a Bastard RAW March 26, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_1sDuoK38
2) The Rock returns to Philadelphia March 20th RAW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6yAWFm2Rhs
3) John Cena, Bret Hart and CM Punk promo RAW Sept 11 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecv3VMJCWps
4) CM Punk, Daniel Bryan and The Rock 1000th RAW July 23rd 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERAEecQBPoM
5) The Undertaker and Triple H Promo RAW Feb 20th 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS69VM23psQ
Promo of The Year for 2012: John Cena, Bret Hart and CM Punk Promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecv3VMJCWps
14)Worst Tag Team: 1) Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
2) The Usos
3) Primo & Epico
4) Hernandez and Chavo
5) Eric Young and ODB
Worst Tag Team of 2012: Eric Young and ODB
15)Best Tag Team: 1) Kane & Daniel Bryan
2) Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel
3) Rhodes Scholars
4) R-Truth & Kofi Kingston
5) Prime Time Players
Best Tag Team of 2012: Kane & Daniel Bryan
16)Worst Female Wrestler: 1) Eve
2) AJ
3) Kelly Kelly
4) Layla
5) Kaitlyn
Worst Female Wrestler of 2012: Eve
17)Best Female Wrestler: 1) Natalya
2) Beth Phoenix
3) Tara
4) Mickie James
5) Velvet Sky
Best Female Wrestler of 2012:Tara
18)Worst Male Wrestler: 1) John Cena
2) Brock Lesnar
3) Antonio Ceasaro
4) Big Show
5) Alberto Del Rio
Worst Male Wrestler of 2012:John Cena
19)Best Male Wrestler : 1) Sheamus
2) Randy Orton
3) Cody Rhodes
4) CM Punk
5) The Rock
Best Male Wrestler of 2012: CM Punk
20)Match of The Year:
1) The Undertaker VS Triple H WrestleMania 28
2) Brock Lesnar VS John Cena Extreme Rules PPV
3) The Rock VS John Cena WrestleMania 28
4) Brock Lesnar VS Triple H, SummerSlam 2012
5) CM Punk VS Chris Jericho WrestleMania 28
Match of the Year for 2012: The Rock VS John Cena WrestleMania 28
That’s it for 2012. I hope everyone has a wonderful Holiday season, and a very Happy New year! Keep it safe and spectacular. Please don’t drink or drive. We’ve had enough tragedy this season. Cheers and see you back here January 5, 2013!!
“Worst Apocalypse ever!!! What a rip-off…”
-Chris Jericho via Twitter @IAmJericho
WWE TLC ppv Predictions, Randy Orton injured & More
Y’all are in luck! We know just how busy the holiday season is and so this week we kept it very short. Just Diva with a short edition of The Skirt Sheet and The Game with two brief Youtube blogs for ya, and our WWE TLC Predictions. Enjoy!
What do you do when you have been so busy and you think or want your head to explode? You watch wrestling. Or at least you try. That said. I successfully watched RAW on Tuesday and I tried to watch SmackDown on Friday but I was so busy that I saw the first match and then went to bed because it was 1am and I had been out literally since 10pm on Thursday and didn’t get home until 9:30pm on Friday. I didn’t get to finish SmackDown until tonight and I had commentary and loads of questions I did not feel like answering from Mat and his friend. It time to shut it and get to bidness.
First off… I know I did this rant before where I blamed Twilight about the whole “Team” bull shit, but does the WWE have to put TEAM in front of every tag team? We know they’re a team that’s why they call it tag team wrestling you fuck wits. Like I know some wrestling fans are r-tarded but do they have to point that out?
Randy Orton is injured. This sucks. I’m not to familiar with the details but The Game has a video blog about it that y’all can check out. I haven’t had a chance to. As you can tell this is very late this weekend.
While I was putting together my End Of The Year blog for next weekend I decided to take a really close look at the superstars and Diva’s win/loss record for televised events. I know I missed an episode of Superstars or Main Event or NXT here and there but what I found both flabbergasted and amazed me. I actually based my Male Superstar of the year on said record. I wish I had the energy this year to really keep up with TNA wrestling but I lost momentum around May. This year wasn’t easy for me to sit down and try to maintain interest. Maybe it’s because my life changed so much or maybe because well, wrestling sucked big hairy balls this year. Or both. I think it’s rather safe to say that it’s both.
What the hell is with Cody Rhode’s mustache? He looks like some porn star from the 1980’s. It’s rather funny actually. It didn’t take long for The Miz to incorporate jokes into his promo during his MizTV on Monday either. I’m wondering why now he decided to try out the mustache thing. No offense but it doesn’t really suit him. I think he was better looking without it.
I have been rather open about how I’m not a fan of Dolph Ziggler. I don’t like him, I don’t like his hair that’s for sure. But I have been giving him credit lately. His in-ring work has been amazing as of late. I think putting his Money In The Bank contract up in a ladder match against anyone else would have been fine, but Cena. I actually fear for Ziggler. If he loses the brief case than what’s that say about the WWE’s faith in the younger guys? Not much if you ask me. What they need to do now, is start pushing guys like Ziggler. I personally don’t think Ziggler is WWE championship material but I think he deserves the chances. He definitely deserves them more than Ryback.
OMG, don’t even get me started on Ryback. God, he came up with Wade Barrett in the first season of NXT and was even apart of the NEXUS with Barrett as the leader. Barrett won the first NXT and yet he’s wrestling for mid card titles while a guy who has no talent, whose name was Skip Sheffield is now getting the WWE championship opportunities that Barrett should be having. I think if Ryback ever wins the WWE or World Championship before Barrett, I will have to be done. I mean that just doesn’t make sense to me. Plus how much longer can they have him losing in fucked up situations against CM Punk?
On Monday on RAW, Wade Barrett’s in the ring waiting for his match and out comes Vince McMahon, then Vickie Guerrero who stand there and make other matches and the entire thing had nothing to do with Barrett. Why have him just randomly standing there waiting for his match to start if you aren’t going to start it? Hell, it could have been anyone standing in the ring while Guerrero and McMahon had their little pow-wow about other wrestlers and matches on the show. That’s one of my biggest problems with commentators too. While one match is going on, they’ll talk about all the other matches that are coming on later on or they’ll be talking about a promo or scandal that’s been going on for weeks. And there are two people inside the ring working their asses off and the commentators aren’t even giving a shit. How are the fans at home suppose to give a shit about the two guys inside the ring if the commentators aren’t? Think about it. It’s so mental.
Anyways, told ya it was going to be short this week. Love to you all but I’ve been so extremely busy this week and just haven’t had time to think up anything for this weeks blog. Between Christmas shopping and Christmas baking and looking after my boyfriend’s niece and nephew for the weekend, and working my job for the past two weeks where I’ve done more shifts than anyone else. I don’t think you can blame me for being completely boned. I think I’m done all my Christmas shopping. I have to be, I ran out of money. Lol!! With any luck I will look at what I’ve bought and see that I am truly done. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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F4W#166: Randy Orton Injured At Troops Taping + UFC Call Outs:
F4W#167: TUF 16 Results Nelson vs. Mitrione + Hominick Retirement and UFC
158:
WWE
TLC
-Pre-show: #1 Contenders Santa’s Helper Battle Royal for WWE Diva’s Championship: Layla vs. Kaitlyn vs. Tamina vs. Alicia Fox vs. Rosa vs. Cameron vs. Naomi vs. Natalya vs. Akasana
Sarge’s Prediction: Tamina
Diva’s Prediction: Don’t care cuz it never goes the way it Should… Natalya because she’s the best.
The Game’s Prediction: zzzzzz but in the interest of picking someone Rosa
Greg’s Prediction: Kaitlyn but who really cares about this one
-WWE United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth
Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Greg’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
-#1 Contenders Match for the Tag Team Championship:
Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
Diva’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
The Game’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
Greg’s Prediction: Team Rhodes Scholars
-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett
Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston
Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett
The Game’s Prediction: Wade Barrett
Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston
-World Heavyweight Championship Chairs Match: C) Big Show vs. Sheamus
Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show
Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (hope I’m wrong)
The Game’s Prediction: Big Show
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus
-Money In The Bank Contract up for grabs in a Ladder Match:
Brief Case Holder) Dolph Ziggler vs. John Cena
Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
Diva’s Prediction: John Cena
The Game’s Prediction:Dolph Ziggler
Greg’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler
-TLC Six-Man Match: Ryback & Team Hell No vs. The Shield
Sarge’s Prediction: The Shield
Diva’s Prediction: Ryback & Team Hell No (because they will want to bury The Shield before they even get going)
The Game’s Prediction: The Shield
Greg’s Prediction: The Shield
That’s it for this week. See you all next week for our final blog of 2012. Our Best and Worst of 2012. It’s always a blast to do that one. Cheers!
“Tomorrow at #WWETLC, I’m going to metaphorically de-flea, de-fang, de-claw and castrate ‘The Wildcat’. #NewICChamp”
-Wade Barrett via Twitter @WadeBarrett
CM Punk Surgery, Bret Hart News, Tribute to the Troops, Hazing and UFC on Fox5
It’s an all male edition this weekend folks. Diva is currently indisposed with another project plus she’s completing a 96 hours (2 weeks worth) of work. So enjoy.
F4W#164: CM Punk’s Knee Surgery:
F4W#165: UFC on FOX 5 Results, CM Punk and More:
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Hey there, hooligans!
Sorry about bailing on you last week. I was retardedly busy, and there were people over to the house on the night I normally sit down to type my article. No personal space, no privacy….no work gets done. Bottom line! So, it wasn’t completely my fault.
So, the last time we got together in this joint, I talked about the new talent that has been shown in vignettes in recent weeks…Fandango. I called him “Fandangoo” because that was what he was called on the very first video they showed of him. Of course, it wasn’t the right name, but it was way more funny to say, so I ran with it. We haven’t seen much out of him for a couple weeks, but I think there was another video for him last week sometime. I’m trying to pay attention without becoming too obsessive, if that makes sense. Just trying to be observant and keep from looking like an ass. But, whatever he’s being called this week….Fandango…..Fandangoo…..Finger Bang….Honey Boo Boo….Mr. Magoo….I hope he debuts soon so we can finally stop sitting through the bad video packages and start sitting through matches that will probably make us pray for the bad videos to come back.
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Since I last wrote, we have seen the appearance of a group calling themselves “The Shield”. Three boobs from NXT got called up to make a faction that looks like they broke into the Big Boss Man’s dressing room and stole his vests. Big whoop! They all swear they aren’t connected to CM Punk or Paul Heyman or anyone at all, but how do you explain the fact that they just always happen to jump a guy (or guys) who are looking to make life uncomfortable for CM Punk and Paul Heyman? Whoever is making this shit up must think we are all idiots. Does WWE really think WWE’s main demographic is made up of people who can’t tell lies from the truth? Sure, on WWE’s Corporate web page, they list the numbers right there….but what percentage of those viewers are really the bird-brained, pathological dirtbag types who would seriously believe in the crap “The Shield” has to say?
After this group first debuted and their group name was revealed, it didn’t take long for the trio to be met with tons of online criticism. All for what they chose as their name, no less. I was out browsing the interwebs (as I have been known to do on occasion), and the day after “The Shield” was introduced, I saw a lot of people whining about how “unoriginal” it was, and how it was a blatant rip-off of S.H.I.E.L.D from The Avengers. But, ya see, there is a difference. The one in The Avengers is an acronym, but the one in WWE is just “The Shield”. Not a copy of The Avengers, or the old cop show that used to be on TV with the bald dude who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movies. People seriously need to get a grip, step down from their high horses and start living in the same world the rest of us do where everything WWE does needs to be taken with a huge grain of salt! Sure, that much sodium will play havoc on your blood pressure, but it’s a necessary evil.
But, if any of you out there in “look down your nose” -land still need there to be an acronym for WWE’s newest faction, then I say…try this on for size:
Stupid
Hypocrites
Inevitably to be
Exposed as
Lying
Douchebags
You’re welcome!
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Is CM Punk really sitting out of the TLC pay-per-view due to knee surgery? So, the WWE Championship is NOT going to be defended? Really? Really??? Really? (Okay, so I’m no Miz here) Not to mention, Ryback is now booked in a 6-man tag match with Team Hell No against The Shield. Wow! That sucks. I wonder how that little slip is going to screw the buy rate for this show. Then again, who really wants to see yet another Ryback VS Punk PPV title match? It will just end in another controversial finish anyway.
And John Cena is facing Dolph Ziggler in a match where Ziggler’s MITB briefcase is up for grabs? Like we don’t know where this is headed. Sheesh! I am so glad I don’t bother with actually paying for these events. My Daddy didn’t raise no damn morons!
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Should I be totally psyched that this year’s WWE Tribute To The Troops is happening 15 miles down the road from my house at the Naval Base in Norfolk, Virginia?? Oh, I should be. But, I am NOT! I’d never make it down there to see any of it, and I am not technically in the military anymore since I retired. I still retain the title of my last rank (Technical Sergeant)…and I will always be “The Sarge” to all my loyal readers and fans across the globe. The millions…..and millions (more or less). Don’t get me wrong. I will still watch the show from home, and I will still enjoy it even though they’ve dumbed it down to Kindergarten level with The Muppets running around. I really have to question WWE’s thought process sometimes. We aren’t all drooling, diaper-wearing preschoolers who think shit like Muppets and goof balls wearing green arm socks that look like cobras is good television! Good thing Jack Swagger is gone, or he’d hunt down Miss Piggy looking for another “ham sandwich, wakka-wakka!”. Whatever the Hell that was supposed to mean. You go to Subway and the guy behind the counter would pimp-slap your ass if you said that. At least at the Subway in my neighborhood. All they are missing down there is an anal-retentive hard ass standing there, and a set of rules posted on a board in the back. If you don’t follow the rules, the guy shouts “No sub for you!” and yanks it out of your hands! I wish it was like that. I’d call him “The Sub Nazi”, and I’d just sit there all day and laugh at all the poor fuckers who get denied for being ignorant dipshits! Believe me, the ignorant dipshit population in these parts is BOOMING!! They breed like rabbits. Big, inbred, gap-toothed rabbits!! I’m surprised I don’t have whiplash from how often I find myself shaking my head at the things I see and hear sometimes.
But, I digress.
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And with that, I’m out!
I’ll catch you all back here next time, troops! Until then…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Hey everyone how are you doing this week? I’m doing pretty well. I’m enjoying my day off from work. I took an extra day off so I could have a three day weekend. This time of a year it is nice to have the extra time off. So I decided to go see my Dad curl today in Niagara Falls. His team was there for two days. They won their two games yesterday and won their game today when I was watching them. I’m not a huge fan of curling but I don’t mind watching it once in a while. It is something that both my parents do. My Mom just started getting back into it this year. I haven’t really started my Christmas shopping yet. I have an idea as to what to get for my love ones so it shouldn’t take too long to get the gifts. So that’s my week, now let’s get into wrestling now.
I’m going to start off with some Bret Hart news for you. I was on pwinsider web site and they told me Bret Hart is going to write another book. He has actually started writing it now. Nobody knows when it will be ready but I expect it might be a while before we actually see the book available. If it is anything like his first book, this new book will be awesome! I can’t wait to read it when it does come out! I really enjoyed his first book and I really recommend you guys read it. It is really worth it.
CM Punk was working with an injured knee for some time now and this past Monday when Ryback threw Punk into the table it made Punk’s knee worse. So CM Punk had surgery on it this week and will not be able to wrestle at the TLC PPV. Which is a blessing in a disguise for me because I didn’t really want to see Ryback VS Punk at the PPV anyway? LOL Punk won’t have to give up his WWE Championship. He is scheduled to be on this week’s RAW but will probably be in a wheelchair. I believe WWE is going to have Punk still do some promos while he is out of action. They expect Punk to be ready for the Royal Rumble to face off against The Rock. Do you guys remember when Bret Hart had knee surgery and Austin made his life a living hell. Well expect the same thing to happen with Punk and Ryback.
Some TNA news signings for you; Velvet Sky and Eric Young have both agreed to return to action with them. Dixie Carter has been pushing for Velvet Sky to come back to TNA for a long time and I guess it has paid off. She is on her way back (I think she was backstage at Impact last night). I’m not sure when Eric Young will be back on Impact but I’m sure it will be pretty soon! Maybe as early as next week!
I am really enjoying The Miz as a face these days. I knew he could be a pretty good face. His interaction with CM Punk on RAW was probably one of my favourite segments from RAW this week. Actually both Punk and Miz were really awesome. I wouldn’t mind seeing them two go at it at some point. It would be pretty sweet to see them wrestle each other. That could be a potential
WrestleMania match if they don’t have anyone else to face.
Speaking about WrestleMania match, The Undertaker has given the okay for WWE to pencil him in for WrestleMania. He has already picked out who he wants to wrestle. I have no idea who it could be but I’m guessing either Punk or Jericho. Those are my two first picks. The reason why I say them because those are the only two who could carry The Undertaker for a match. He needs someone who he knows that can work well with him. Either one would be good for him.
So a former WWE Development Talent Kevin Matthews has been accusing current WWE Development Trainer Bill DeMott of hazing. He posted a picture on twitter of a naked wrestler doing a stinkface to another wrestler. It turns out it was Luke Gallows who was doing the stinkface and it was Zach Ryder who was the wrestler receiving this. I know in every sport there is hazing and I don’t expect any less from professional wrestling either. I mean I heard stories of Randy Orton placing his dick on Cena’s shoulder all the time when Cena sat down. So I mean guys will be guys. But when a trainer is the one who is telling talent to do this in order to get them out of training?! That’s another story all together. Bill DeMott shouldn’t be allowed to be a trainer. Now that this has gotten out and if it gets posted on TMZ or any other web site like that, it could hurt WWE in a big way. I should also mention this happened in Deep South Wrestling which is no longer open. But DeMott is still a trainer for WWE. He is now with Florida Championship Wrestling. I really hope he has cleaned up his act but I have a feeling he hasn’t. Don’t be surprised if I write about this again. I have included a picture of the hazing which Sarah will post after this paragraph. It might not be good to look at while you’re at work. Thanks to pwinsider for posting this story.
Anyway that’s it for me this week. I hope everyone has a nice day!! You can always reach me on twitter @blitz101 J
That’s it for this week. Remember to check us out next weekend for our WWE TLC ppv predictions. We know you love it when we do that. Coming up soon is our Best and Worst of 2012. Always a blast to do those.
“Ignorance is curable, but stupid is forever.”
-Damien Sandow WWE RAW December 3, 2012
Cena’s dating a former Diva, The Shield, RAW and Possible Hardy reunion???
Hey, welcome back! There are three of us here this week. We want to give a special shout-out to SARGE!
Happy Birthday Sarge!!
There ya have it! Lol! We here hope Sarge had a great birthday weekend and enjoyed his weekend off from writing for us this week. He’s been a pivotal part of us keeping this blog afloat. He brings a certain somethin’-somethin’ to this work. We all love and respect him here. He doesn’t demand it or beg for it, he just gets it.
I have no idea what I’m going to say this week because I didn’t really have a plan in mind for this weekend. To be honest I totally forgot about the blog. Yep, I forgot about the blog I started six years ago. Lol! I’d make a horrible parent. I’d probably leave my child in between the doors at the mall. Oh wait that happened to me once. Despite that I always loved my grandmother. Anyways, it’s time to shut it and, hopefully, get to bidness.
I found on tumblr.com that Kia Stevens, aka Kharma, recently spoke to divadirt.com about her release from WWE. She spoke about how she got the job and that she was just days away from announcing her full retirement from the wrestling business when Tommy Dreamer asked her if he could give John Laurinaitis her number. Within minutes Laurinaitis, the head of Talent Relations with the WWE, called her and offered her a position on the Diva’s roster. Although her run within the WWE was short due to discovering she was pregnant, what she contributed was groundbreaking. When she talked about her release she didn’t hold any blame against the company and said that it was “appropriate.”
“Sometimes things aren’t moving along as quickly as they need to be, and some things weren’t progressing as quickly as they should have been. I think the release was actually a good idea and very appropriate. WWE, the world knows they don’t just hire anyone. If they hire you, they’re going to invest in you. They’re going to apply any and every resource they have for anything that you’re going through, so having said that, again, the timing just was there. My release was, in my opinion, appropriate.” -Kia Stevens
The door to a return is still open for Stevens. The fact that she remained humble after her release instead of bitter, will keep the relationship between the WWE and herself in better standings.
John Cena has been apparently dating Nikki Bella. He and Daniel Bryan could have a kinky foursome with the slutty twins since Bryan’s dating Brie Bella. Both Greg and I think it’s gross. Cena isn’t ugly, he just can’t wrestle. Then again, neither can either of the Bella’s. I think he could do better than a long-faced, ugly flamingo but hey that’s just me.
Canada is apparently catching up the States. Well, sort of. When RAW was just 2 hours long at 9pm, we go it at 9:15pm. But when RAW went to 3-hours back in July, we started at 9pm. So we went from being 15-minutes behind to being an hour behind. The SCORE here in Canada will be moving RAW to 8:15 starting December 10th. I hate that channel and it makes me happy that I get to download it and don’t have to put up with the stupid sports ticker at the bottom or Arda Ocal or Renee Pacquette. OMG don’t even get me started on that. Personally, I think Greg is fucking with me, because quite frankly when you don’t have cable television it’s easy to do. But he told me that both Arda Ocal and Renee Pacquette have both been hired by the WWE. I seriously hope he’s fucking with me. I cannot stand RENEE!!! OMG she yells into the microphone. It’s a MICROPHONE!!!! We can hear you just fine! Not only that she is a moron. Brodus Clay isn’t talented. He’s a fat douche bag that if I had a Douche bag jar that anyone who was a douche bag or did something douchey had to put money in it, I would have hundred jars just from Clay alone.
Lets talk about The Shield. Not the show about a special corrupt police force, but the three NXT guys, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. For interest, Reigns comes from the legendary Samoan family the Anoi’s, his father is Sika, and he’s related to Yokozuna, the Uso’s, Umaga, The Rock, Rikisi, Tamina Snuka and Jimmy Snuka. He comes from an awesome blood line. Greg, Mat and I saw him take on Heath Slater at the house show we went to in Hamilton in September. Dean Ambrose seems to be the leader of this little group, as he did most of the talking. I was impressed with Michael Cole’s sit-down interview they aired on RAW this past week. Ambrose is particularly well spoken and I was taken by the way he talked. I think if done correctly, the Shield has the potential to make the NEXUS look moronic. Since they had a gold with NEXUS but dropped the ball, I suspect the WWE will do the same with this group as well. I think the last faction they didn’t completely fuck up was Evolution. They even managed to fuck up the nWo when they arrived in the WWE.
Tamina Snuka is looking awesome. It looks as if she’s getting a push, which is long overdo. She is a phenomenal wrestler but just hasn’t had the time in the ring to prove it. I’m not a fan of her ring attire but it’s not always what you wear. In her case, her outfit is too busy and takes away from what you are seeing in the ring. If she toned it down, it would be easier to see her talent. You embellish the package when the package needs to hide something. Like Alicia Fox should be more embellished then she is because she needs to hide the fact that she can’t wrestle. A talented person like Tamina shouldn’t be wearing anything that takes away from her talent.
Holy Flaming Camel Toe, Batman!
I’m actually looking forward to one match at the WWE TLC pay-per-view. Kofi Kingston vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Intercontinental Championship. The way both men have been performing in the ring whether together or separately has been amazing. They are both working hard and having great matches. If ya put two talented people who are having some of the best matches of their careers together, then you’re either going to have one hell of an amazing match, or it’ll bomb. I’m confident that these two will not bomb. If they do, I will eat my shorts.
I think I’m done for tonight. I honestly have been busy preparing for the end of the year blog that it’s taking all my brain power. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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Hey everyone how are you doing this week? Have you started your Christmas shopping yet (I haven’t but I don’t have that many to shop for)? I find as I get older it is harder to suggest things for Christmas. I was at my parent’s house last weekend for a visit and I was asking my Mom what does she want for Christmas? She told me she wasn’t sure. I said well you have to come up with something. Then she asked me what I wanted. At first I couldn’t think of anything but after a while I came up with some ideas for her. I love to celebrate Christmas. I find it is probably one of my favourite times of the year (besides Halloween). I like spending time with my family and I also love eating the baking goods. But enough about writing about Christmas, this is a professional wrestling blog!
I’m going to start off with this juicy news item for you guys. I read on pwinsider that Matt Hardy was doing a podcast this week and he was asked about the rumours about Jeff Hardy’s contract being up early next year and whether or if Hardy was going to return to WWE. Of course Matt said there could be a Hardy Boys reunion in WWE next year. I’m not sure if there will be one for sure. I know in the past Matt has said things on the Internet to get interest from the fans about him. I have to give him credit though he is very good at that. He knows how to use the Internet to his advantage. But if anything I could see Jeff Hardy returning to WWE for one last run (which I always believed he would go back to WWE eventually). But Matt I’m not 100% sold on him returning. It would be great to see both of them back, but I just have a feeling WWE would treat Matt like crap and he would end up like he did when left WWE a couple of years ago. I don’t want to see him like that. He is a great performer and I know he has cleaned up his act and I’m glad he is in a situation where he has control of his life. I hope it stays like that. If he can find a way to make a return to WWE where his life will be okay then perhaps they could give him another shot. But first Jeff would have to return in order for Matt to even consider returning to WWE.
Has anyone wonder what has happened to Christian? I haven’t seen him on WWE TV for months now. I really miss seeing him on RAW and Smackdown! I hope he is all right. I’m going to try to find out what is really up with him. Anyone reading this knows what happened with him please let me know. I know he asked for some time off but I didn’t think it was going to be this long. He hasn’t really even tweeted that much on Twitter. I just find it a little odd.
Can we just skip the TLC PPV and move onto the Royal Rumble instead? LOL I really don’t want to see Ryback VS CM Punk in a TLC match. I have a feeling that this match is going stink. I’m pretty much over this feud too. I really can’t wait for The Rock to come back at the Royal Rumble! I’m hoping Colleen and Diva decide to order it! J It is one of my favourite PPVs to watch!
I kinda watched WWE RAW this week. I’m starting to get bored of three hour RAWs. It is really hard to watch. This week is a blur to me. I really tried watching it but I just ended up talking to my friend on the phone for the first hour of RAW then I watched most of the second hour and some of the third hour. Lucky for me The Score repeats it the next day so I can watch it again if I choose too! But right now I can’t remember what happened this week! LOL I’m drawing a blank here. This is probably not a good thing. It isn’t me; it is WWE fault for not making it entertaining enough for me to remember it! Haha Oh wait I remember Wade Barrette wrestling Kofi Kingston in a non-title match. That was good. Also Alberto Del Rio beat The Great Khali with a submission! John Cena beat Dolf Ziggler cleaned! WTF is up with that? Why can’t Dolf get a break? Oh wait he won the MITB match…but apparently that means nothing to WWE creative. Sheamus had a match against Damien Sandown who I’m actually really beginning to like a lot. That guy has huge potential in WWE. Kane fought CM Punk in the main event. I believe the Twitterverse picked Kane. It was either him or Daniel Bryan. Bryan ended up going against Rey Mysterio and he lost to Rey Rey. That’s all I remember from RAW this week! Oh wait there was some John Cena and Aj stuff going on too.
This weekend at my work we’re having Red Bull Crashed Ice happening. If you don’t know what it is I will tell you right now; it is these guys who wear hockey equipment and they skate along this course that has ice on it. It is actually pretty cool. I’m going to probably watch the Championship race tomorrow night (Sat Dec 2nd). They are expecting anywhere between 50, 000 to 100, 000 people to check it out. I will post some pictures of it in my next blog so you can see what this is all about.
Anyway that is it for this week! I hope you enjoyed my blog and Have a nice day!! J
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F4W#163: RAW highlights/The Shield: http://youtu.be/iicTYz0VGBU
That’s it for this week. We’ll be back next week. Hell, maybe we’ll even be early again like before. Depends on Diva. Take ‘er easy and if she’s easy take her twice!
“Maybe @WadeBarrett had best refine his domestication tactics. Getting kicked in the mouth isn’t very effective… #ChinChecker #smackdown” -Kofi Kingston via Twitter @truekofi
Fandangoo, Diva Arrested, Survivor Series & Crap!
Where the hell is everybody at? Hopye you all enjoyed your weekends. We’ve been busy here at the Fatal 4-Way. OK, not really. Lol!! We have been busy but not necessarily with the blog. Lol!! What can I say, we are that damn good. It doesn’t take much to whip this mo-fo together (yeah it does, I’m lying).
Well hello, there…Sexy! Are you rocking it out Gangnam Style? God I hope not. That song’s so annoying however there is a great cover of it for all you Minecraft players out there on youtube. The video is quite neat actually.
But neither Minecraft or Gangnam Style has anything to do with wrestling. What hit me the other night was that we are just one pay-per-view away from the Royal Rumble in January. The TLC pay-per-view, and then the next one is the Royal Rumble ppv. How awesome is that? Which means, WrestleMania 29 is right around the corner. With that, I’ll shut it and get to bidness.
Did anyone else vomit in their mouths when John Cena locked tongues with AJ? It looked like he was trying to get to her va-jay-jay the PG way. And trust me, there is no such thing as that in a PG way.
Ryback should stick to tossing around living room furniture because his promo skills scream, “duh football!” Listening to him talk himself into a hole (not unlike the one Cena was trying to get to, ew), I wanted to take back that 5 minutes and sue the WWE and Ryback for loss of time on my life. Ryback is over-rated and over-used. I could think of ten other fella’s who deserve to be in the hunt for CM Punk’s WWE championship.
Well, Punk made it. This past Monday marked 365 days as champion. As of this posting he’s at 374 days as champion, unless something happens this weekend that we don’t know about yet. Would I like him so surpass Bruno Sammartino who is sitting pretty as the longest running WWF/WWE champion in history at 2,803 Days, yes I would but I somehow doubt that CM Punk is going to be champion for nearly 8 years. Yep, that’s right folks, Diva did math. I might not be accurate but points there for at least trying, right? In this day and age, it’s impossible for a champion to hold on to any championship for two years let alone seven and a half. There’s just too many Superstars in the running for the big one. WWE doesn’t always keep it fair they choose from a plethora of big guys (in stature that is), which leaves the medium to smaller guys fighting for the lower card titles.
Survivor Series didn’t have the epicness as last years. It must have been The Rock who made last years good. I don’t really know what it was. I think it was a handful of things. For once the Diva’s match didn’t suck as bad as I expected it too. The replacement for Cody Rhodes on Team Ziggler could have been better than David Otunga. What a waste of space he was. I like that Team Ziggler won, but seriously, eliminated Wade Barrett was a horrible idea. I’m not being biased here (OK maybe a wee bit), but how is that suppose to instill a push? What I did like about the traditional Survivor Series team matches was the opening match. However, take Brodus Clay & Tensai out of the match and it would have been match of the night. With those two tools in there it automatically doesn’t make the cut. But damn, Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd are the epitome of excitement. Those four worked their asses off against Tensai’s team of Epico & Primo and the annoying Prime Time Players. I’m this close to shoving that whistle up Titus O’Neil’s ass. And next time he barks like that, I’m tempted to call the Humane Society to let that dog he swallowed hole out. Thankfully both team Captains (Tensai and Brodus Clay) were taken out early on in the match leaving the other eight to own the show. Which they could have done. So close but so far. I’m dreading yet another Sheamus vs. Big Show match. Sheamus is so talented but Big Show bores me to the point where I contemplated licking a light socket just to get excitement. I was also bored to tears with CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback. It’s not Punk’s fault, it’s Cena’s and Ryback’s fault. I just can’t stand either Cena or Ryback. They’re like a bad STD except there is NO CREAM FOR THAT!
Speaking of that match, NXT stars Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollin’s lead the attack on Ryback both at Survivor Series and the following night on RAW. What is everybody’s take on this? Clearly, Paul Heyman set that up. However, I’m really hoping that this isn’t another “Nexus” scenario because that was done. In almost the exact same fashion. If the WWE had done that right and made Nexus a stronger faction, with just Wade Barrett as their leader, things would have turned out differently. We wouldn’t have the Corre to deal with, and they could have been the greatest faction in recent WWE history. WWE gets bored to fast and disbands potential so fast. Don’t blink, you’ll miss something great.
WWE Diva, Kaitlyn was arrested last week for an unpaid speeding ticket.
Picture and article courtesy of tumblr.com.
Too bad it wasn’t something more juicy because then y’all might give a shit. I’m sitting here thinking, “the only reason I’m mentioning this, is because I have nothing.” Lol!
The 2013 Royal Rumble promotional poster has been released…
There you have it folks. I’m not sure what’s left to say. I decorated my apartment with my boyfriend this weekend. Surprised that such a tiny apartment took the entire day to decorate. But it looks nice. Although my white garland with white & R2D2 lights keeps falling down. I think I put it too close to the sliding door. Oops, my bad! Mat and I had a day that was just us, doing fuck all at home. Put the garland and lights on the balcony, put the garland up inside, greenery around the apartment, put up our first Christmas card from my friend Dave, and got the tree up and decorated while watching a crap load of Christmas movies (The Muppets Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story, White Christmas, Christmas Vacation, Merry Christmas Mr. Bean and A Garfield Christmas Special). It took us from noon to almost midnight to do all this, but it was fun. At least I think now he understands why I had so many Christmas totes. Lol!
That’s it for me this week. I think I stretched this week’s edition with enough bullshit. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertantly piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
Hey peeps! What’s percolatin’??
Now, I’m sure some of you were a little put off by my rant last week….getting all “real” on you and shit like that. What can I say? That was my frame of mind last week. That was the kind of week I had been having. As I like to say, “Sometimes, life gets in the way!”. Last week was an understatement. My tone during that article was very depressing. Not the normal upbeat kind of thing you’ve come to expect from me when I put this blog out for you all to enjoy. There was no enjoyment last week, and I apologize.
This week, I plan to try and make up for it, and have some fun. I think you all deserve that, and it will be good to get back on track with the way I usually do things around here!
So, let’s see… What can I talk about first?
Oh, right!
What in the bloody blue Hell is a “Fandangoo”???
Okay. Before you jump up and start waggling your fingers at me with some “smart mark” comment about they corrected it a week later and it only has one “O” now….just sit down and shut the fuck up! I’m gonna crack on this, and you’re going to have two choices of what to do in this matter. Nothing, and like it! Am I clear? Good! Now, let’s move on…..
Fandangoo! I mean, how desperate do you have to be for a gimmick that you settle for this?? It doesn’t even sound like a good character. It makes the bad gimmicks from the 80’s seem like sheer brilliance. How close was Johnny Curtis to cutting his wrists before he opted to take this on? Fandangoo! Sounds like something out of Dr. Seuss, or maybe a slang term for an STD you might catch from a Brazilian hooker. You need your trusty assistant, Pepe, at your side when you travel in such sketchy territory. He will keep you safe and disease free! “Oh no, Senor. You do not want her. She gots de Fandangoo!”.
(Admit it. You just read that last part in a Mexican accent!)
Thanks, Pepe! You’re a life saver.
Or, maybe it’s the name of a new web site. Like the site fandango.com where you can buy movie tickets. At fandangoo.com, I guess you’d go there to buy what? Tickets to movies at a porn theater? Must be where the “goo” part comes into play.
I didn’t see any further vignettes for this guy all week, so I wonder if this thing has been scrapped, or if they’re backing off so they can bring him out in a couple weeks. Hard to say, but regardless….I have a very bad feeling about this!
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WWE.com did a countdown of the 50 Most Beautiful People in WWE history, and I am not completely on board with every placement they did. Some people obviously were added as a joke. At least it seemed that way. A few of them I had never heard of before. But, I agree 100% with Trish Stratus being the #3 on that list, with the #1 spot going to none other than Miss Elizabeth! I could not be more pleased with that #1 ranking for someone who always carried herself with the class and poise of a queen.
Anyone who disagrees with me will have to settle their difference of opinion in Mortal Kombat.
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I want to thank John Cena for completely ruining AJ for me with that kiss on Monday night. I always thought Cena could fuck up a wet dream…and I was RIGHT! AJ is tainted now, and I may never look at her the same way again. I still like her and think she is great. Just hate that she had to be orally violated by Cena for the sake of a shitty storyline.
Ya know, I almost…for one brief moment, thought that someone should have called security, or shot Cena with a taser. The way he was making out with AJ was really “un-sexy”. He was eating her face like a fat kid on a $5 foot long! I think Cena needs a Wellness Program investigation to make sure he wasn’t high on bath salts that night.
Jesus H Christ, people! If that’s how Cena gets down, it’s no wonder why his marriage failed!
And, the only reason why Dolph Ziggler gives half a shit about any of this is because he is jealous of Cena’s relationship with AJ. He wants some of that hot, sweaty Cena lovin’, too!
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There’s been a lot of buzz this week about the three NXT guys who attacked Ryback at Survivor Series. Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns (no relation to Luther Reigns, I hope) are the kind of guys who would have been called up from FCW to face Ryback in one of his squash matches, but it seems they have somehow won the proverbial lottery and are splitting the winnings three ways. It still remains to be seen whether this will succeed, or not. Affiliating them in some way with Paul Heyman and CM Punk will do wonders to develop their characters, but how long until Ryback puts all three of them on the shelf?
There is a reason why NXT is not televised, and you can only watch the “show” online, and that’s because NXT has evolved into a C-rated holding cell brand for people who work for WWE, but the writers have no fucking idea what to do with them. NXT is the inner rim of the WWE toilet bowl, where floaters swirl round and round until they are flushed away for good, or for a lucky few….washed to the edge of either the RAW or SmackDown side and survive to face another day.
These guys were a big deal back in the land of nobodies. Let’s see if they can make it on the main roster.
Word has it that more “talent” from the NXT brand is going to be brought up soon as well. Hey, WWE. I understand that you want to give the opportunity to those who you deem worthy, but let’s not flood the main roster with a bunch of scrubs who still aren’t quite ready for prime time, eh? Look what happened to the Divas division. Too many Diva Search wash-outs who got a second chance killed the quality of that once great division and has reduced it to a joke, in some people’s opinions…mine included. It’s a shame. They “future endeavor” all the ones who can actually carry a match, and leave it to the talentless swimsuit models to fuck it up for everyone else. Now, I know the men’s roster isn’t it in any real danger (yet) of being watered down and polluted with lesser performers, but if this current trend continues, we may all be in a lot of trouble. Whoever is calling the shots backstage had better keep a watchful eye on this big migration up from NXT. There is a lot of good to this, but there may also be a whole lot of bad if this blows up in their faces!
Just sayin’…..
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Alright, people. I’m about done with you for this week. I hope you had a better time than you did last week. I mean, you could have shoved a pencil in your eye and hooked jumper cables up to your balls, and still had a better time than what last week’s Boot Camp brought to the table.
I’ll catch you back here next time, troopers! Take it easy, and have a great week. I’ll see you later. Until then, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!
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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)
Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
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That’s it for us this week, hope you enjoyed Sarge & Diva’s shenanigans. It’s going to be a busy rush to get the Fatal 4-Way’s holiday tradition of preparing the Best and Worst of 2012 edition. Coming in a month! Enjoy peeps!
“Whoa! Thank God Cena & Ziggler didn’t make it to the showers! Only 1 guy walks out of a wrestling shower room fight!!! “
-Carlito Colon via Twitter @Bodyguylito
Survivor Series Predictions & More
Hey peeps, it’s another week here at the Fatal 4-Way. Can you believe that the American Thanksgiving is already here? Well not today but in a few days, which means Christmas isn’t that far away. I may have to bang my head on something sharp now. I’m so glad I reminded myself about that. Why did I? I will allow anyone of you first crack at kicking my ass for mention the “C” word. Sarge, how about taking it away?
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
How goes it, goobers??
There really isn’t a lot to talk about wrestling-wise right now. Nothing that comes to mind. I’ve got a few things on my radar, but that’s all for another time. Right now, please humor me as I go off the grid, break character for a while, and let things get “real” for a change!
Hey, all kidding aside, I hope everyone has been hanging in there as well as possible lately. You know yours truly has been. Surviving, at best. What more could be expected? Ever since retirement, I have been looking for another job with mixed results. Sent my resume to countless websites and companies, went to a few interviews, and I finally got picked up for one of those jobs! In fact, I started it back on Tuesday, and I’ve got to tell ya…..all the time I was away from work, I never missed anything. It still sucks my will to live and every hour feels like 3. They don’t pay me enough to sit there and do what I’ve been doing all day, let alone sit in shitty traffic in both directions. The mornings aren’t all that bad, but the drive home EVERY fucking night this week had me sitting in a line of cars backed up for 6 miles. That’s half my commute. It takes me almost an hour to go 13 miles! Fucking lame and kills my gas mileage. I’m going to have to spend half of my pay every week just to fill up my tank to drive back and forth to that place.
Still, this job is better than having no job at all. The little money I bring home will continue to keep food in my family’s stomachs and clothes on their backs….but not much else. Honestly, that’s all I care about. Even when the money sucks and we can only get by on the bare minimum, it could always be worse, I guess. That’s what people when they live under the impression that life still holds a glimmer of hope for them. I am confident that things will get better over time. If not where we are now, then maybe somewhere else. I don’t want to go into specifics, but things will eventually change for me and the family. One thing at a time. Each day as it comes. That’s what we do and how we live.
I’ve been told that this kind of “low point” tends to happen to people who retire from the military. It’s all part of the adjustment to civilian life, people tell me. It’s no secret the economy in this country sucks hairy goat balls. The job market isn’t much better. It took me 4 months to get back to work again. I did everything I could to get my ass back to work and start making money for my wife and kids again. Yeah, for me, too….but they come first! Now, I am back working again, but it’s not for the money I would like to be making. So, even with a job and a paycheck, I still feel like I’m not doing enough for the ones I love. I want them to have better than this. I want it for all of us, and this piddly $13/hour grind isn’t going to cut it by a long shot!
I guess the one shining light in all this is the way my wife still has my back, even with the crap turn our lives have taken as of late. She has been a rock through all of it. She never backed down. Never lost faith in me. She has been supportive beyond measure and always says and does things to help keep my chin up. My kids also do wonders for my morale. They always manage to make me smile and laugh no matter how bad my state of mind might be. It’s been more than two years since my son, Kaden was born, and I still just sit there looking at and admiring this wonderful little boy, wondering how someone like me could have possibly created such an amazing child. He’s so smart, sweet and hilarious. My daughter turns 1-year old next month on the 21st (when the world is supposed to end!). Hard to believe it’s already been a year. She has developed in leaps and bounds. Already walking, starting to talk a little bit and just making my wife and I sit back and smile with everything she does. It’s my family and friends who keep me centered in these trying times, and I am forever grateful to everyone for showing that they care. Even those of you who follow me on Facebook have had your say. As you might have seen from some of my recent posts, I have been having a considerable amount of difficulty staying positive. My friends and family stepped forward to reply to my posts with offerings of support and words of encouragement. I take that kind of thing to heart, and when I say you ALL have a special place in my heart…you know who you are!
Seriously, can you blame me? You’ve read (I hope) what I have to deal with these days. It sucks to live each day feeling like I am a failure to the ones I love. Could you really live like that? How would you manage if your quality of life suddenly took a nose dive into the fucking toilet? Before I retired, we made too much money to qualify for WIC, or even food stamps. Now….we’re getting all that shit! I’m not thumbing my nose at it. I know it’s necessary. I guess it’s sort of a “pride” thing. We never needed help before, but now, it practically seems like we couldn’t get by without it.
Anyway, it’s time I shut the fuck up and crawl back under my rock. Hope I haven’t bummed anyone out. I know this isn’t my usual schtick, but I figured it was time I switched gears for one week, and showed you all that your “friendly neighborhood Sarge” is human after all. I promise things will get better, troops. I know they will. So, whether you’re one of those people who wait all week just to see what The Sarge is going to do next….or one of those who simply starts scrolling at my banner and doesn’t give two shits about me or anything I have to say…..I sit down every week and do this “Boot Camp” thing for our readers, and I will NOT stop until God Himself tells me it’s time to hang it up! The Fatal 4-Way is 6 years strong and showing no signs of letting up….and it’s an honor to be a part of it all. It’s an honor to contribute as a member of this team…and it’s a honor to put this thing together for all of you!
Okay, I’m done now. Stepping down off of my damn soap box. Carry on, troops! You’re DISMISSED!!
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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)
Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Getting out of the shower to pee is like getting out of your car to order at the drive-thru.
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F4W#162: UFC 154, Fake Heart Attacks, Shane Carwin and More:
Wow, I take one week off and it turns out that it worked in my favour. The WWE has already given me enough stuff to talk about. Including a lot that has photographic evidence. Some, anyways. So Imma going to shut it and get to bidness.
I’m guess y’all are wondering what my thoughts are on the fake heart attack angle that Paul Heyman did in the ring on Monday night are. It’s a tough thing to talk about. I mean yeah sure it was in bad taste but then again, nothing the WWE shocks me. I’m not saying I was expecting it so soon but I was indeed expecting it to happen sooner than later. The way I see it, Jerry “The King” Lawler was probably behind the idea to help CM Punk and Paul Heyman get over as heels. Not that they weren’t doing it on their own but the more fuel to the fire of hatered the better, am I right? It’s not the first time Jerry Lawler’s personal life had become a part of the story line. Hell, it’s not the first time for some wrestlers. The way I see it, he would have had to express permission for the WWE to show the footage that was taken backstage the night in Montreal when he had his heart attack. One that was very real. Lawler is a professional, and one whose death almost took place on international television (again, sadly, that wouldn’t have been a first), I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the idea of Heyman faking a heart attack was his own. Lawler allowed his own son, Brian Christopher to come out on television and flat out say that he was a lousy father, and Michael Cole sat there and mocked Lawler’s recently dead mother. These things, would have had to been concented to. So before anyone starts bitching at the poor taste the WWE excersised, then think about this. It isn’t the first time. It won’t be the last time. Plus everyone has been bitching about the PG content as of late and have been begging for the Attitude Era to come back. With Linda McMahon losing the Senatorial race in Conneticut, chances of her running again are slim. The WWE might just be tip toeing back into a more edgier zone. From here on out, anything that is done in more taste or pushes the enevelope, we really shouldn’t bitch or complain about. Hell, we here at the Fatal 4-Way are far from PG. I’m surprised my Breast Cancer rant from a few weeks back didn’t get me in hot water. Even if it did, would I care? No.
I think people need to lighten up. It’s not like the WWE doing something tasteless is out of the ordinary.
Watching RAW this week and as bored as I was, it left me free to explore perfect photographic opportunities. So shall we?
1) I’m convince more than ever that Dolph Ziggler stuffs his wrestling trunks. I’m pretty sure if I was a dude, I would be concerned about my bobo getting hurt and less concerned about making people know whether or not I was stacked. If you are trying to point out your Point, then clearly you don’t have one. Ziggler stuffs.
2) William Regal took a hard hit on Monday, and it wasn’t from Ziggler’s junk either. No what he was hit with was definately bigger and more realistic. Big Show’s fist. Wow that still didn’t sound right. It was actually more Big Show’s hand as you can clearly see the outline on Regal’s chest from where Big Show slapped him. Still sounds wrong…
3)I think Sarge’s article about the fat guy in his parents basement challenging CM Punk got out. Either that or Punk has more than one fat virgin male fan out there. Here I thought they were usually John Cena fans? But I must ask this before I forget, but Camping anyone?
Hey, I didn’t know the WWEshop.com made Superstar tents!
4)My friend and I have discussed at length, haha another Ziggler Penis joke, Ziggler’s sexuality. My friend is gay, and he agrees that Dolph Ziggler is gay. Maybe I need to bring to the table Antonio Cesaro’s sexuality as he was carrying around a purse on RAW. As my friend would say, no straight guy carries one of those.
In one retrospect, he’s hiding his junk behind his “murse” so therefore Antonio Cesaro must be packing quite the rod. Ew! I’ve seen how hairy his upper thigh area is, so even if he is packng a decent pecker, I’m sure it still looks like a robin’s egg poking out of an eagle’s nest.
5)Brad Maddox got his nice, tight, tush handed to him on Monday night RAW by Ryback. To say I was a bit disappointed was an understatement. I was having flash backs to when the 1-2-3 Kid beat Razor Ramone. Yes I saw that happen the first time. Yes I’m that old. Anyways, the flashbacks continued. The more I watched Maddox enter the arena, the more I realized, he was stealing from entrances.
How many entrances from wrestlers from the past did he steal? A bit of Jericho mixed with Razor Ramone mixed with Breg Hart, and a touch of Wade Barrett at the end. That GIF was just one of many over on Tumblr. That made me laugh, but not as hard as I did when the ambulance was backed into the arena. I was totally expecting some of the other referee’s to get out and lean up against it with their arms crossed over their chests. You know kind of like when you have that one nerdy kid who really wants to play baseball but can’t bat worth shit, so the pitcher calls the entire outfield to come closer. Great show of faith in Maddox. I would have loved to see him squeek out an upset win over Ryback, but that didn’t happen. I know it’s not realistic when a guy like Maddox fights a steroid machine like Ryback but then again the WWE never caters to the realisim or else the Diva’s who could actually wrestle would be on TV instead of the ones who can’t but are on TV all the damn time. So I wasn’t surprised when Maddox lost and lost hard. Doesn’t he kind of remind you of a young Matt Hardy?
6) Daniel Bryan:
GOAT FACE!
The End! lol!!!
So now that my picture fun is over with.
Cody Rhodes suffered an injury during the taping of Wednesday’s show Main Event. During his match against Kane, he suffered a concussion and a strained shoulder. With more tests planned for this week on Rhodes, his Survivor Series participation is in question. He and his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, are a part of Team Ziggler against Team Foley. It’ll be interesting to see whether or not Rhodes will be able to take part.
I think that’s all I’ve got for this week. So I didn’t yap your heads off, but I would have thought that was a good thing? Lol!! Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends, you know who you are. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!
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WWE
Survivor Series
-United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth
Sarge’s Prediction: R-Truth
Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro
Greg’s Prediction: R-Truth
-Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Elimination Match (possible match):
Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. Epico & Primo vs. The Prime Time
Players
Sarge’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
Diva’s Prediction: Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (I’m being hopeful)
The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players
Greg’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio
-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Eve vs. Kaitlyn
Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn
The Game’s Prediction: Eve! If they give Kaitlyn anymore tv time i quit!!
Greg’s Prediction: Eve
-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Big Show vs. Sheamus
Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus
Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (unfortunately)
The Game’s Prediction: Big Show
Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus then Dolph Ziggler cashes in his MITB
-10-Man Traditonal Survivor Series Elimination Match:
Team Foley: vs: Team Ziggler
Randy Orton Dolph Ziggler
Kofi Kingston Wade Barrett
Kane Alberto Del Rio
Daniel Bryan Cody Rhodes (?)
The Miz Damien Sandow
Sarge’s Prediction: Team Ziggler
Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio
The Game’s Prediction: Team Ziggler
Greg’s Prediction:Team Foley with Randy Orton & The Miz being sole survivors
-WWE Championship; Triple Threat Match:C) CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback
Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk
Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk
The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk
Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk
That’s it for this week. See y’all next week. We have a busy month ahead of us in December. I’m not sure if we are going to be taking a weekend off like we usually do. I need to discuss that with my team. I think we all deserve a little break, don’t we? To all our American friends, that includes Sarge and his amazing family… HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!! And remember there’s a lot to give thanks to.
“I hit hard!!”-Ryback On RAW November 12, 2012
“Thanks for stating the obvious…to yourself you douche-fart.”
-Me in response to Ryback on RAW November 12, 2012
Snazzle, Politics and Suspensions!
Hey there peeps! Hope everyone enjoyed the very nice weekend (at least here in Southern Ontario). It’s a testosterone filled edition this week as I am taking the week off. I have all the faith in the world of my male counter-parts to whip it out. Lol!!
***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***
BOOT CAMP
What’s up, weasels??
So, it’s been a couple weeks since ya heard from your friendly neighborhood Sarge, and there has been a lot going on. Not just in wrestling, but in “real life”, too. Remember a few weeks back when I told you how my current job search was shaping up? Not much success to speak of back then, eh?? Well, since the posting of that article, I have had several phone calls from potential prospects, and just the other day, I got all suited up “Barney Stinson style” and went to two in-person job interviews.
Both were very good experiences overall. Pretty happy with them. Now, I wait to hear back from them and see if anyone will actually accept me. Nailing down one of these jobs would be LEGEN…..wait for it……DARY! I’ve got to admit, there was a lady in my first interview and she was very (how do I say this?) “nice looking”. If she asked me what position I was there to interview for, I’d have a hard time keeping myself from blurting out “Ummm…is missionary still available?”
Yes, I am The Sarge, and I am a man-pig. Get used to it!!
I’m joking, of course.
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I only wish WWE was joking with all of us when they made the biggest fuck-up in PPV booking history LIVE on Monday Night RAW a couple weeks back when they announced Team Foley VS Team Punk at Survivor Series. Sure, it’s great to actually have a traditional Survivor Series match at that PPV, but why the bloody fucking Hell would put the reigning WWE Champion and the #1 Contender on opposing sides if said match rather than put them against each other in a match for the damn title?? The WWE writers remind me when Minnie Mouse cheated on Mickey….because she was fucking Goofy! Now, I’m glad they came out and “sort of” admitted they screwed up by reconfiguring the teams for Survivor Series and booking a title defense for CM Punk against Ryback (and Cena). Now, Team Punk has become Team Ziggler and The Miz has quit for his team already. I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to associate my name with a clusterfuck like this year’s Survivor Series, either.
What’s with all this damn “Team” crap? Team Foley. Team Punk. Team Ziggler. Team Cobro?? Team Rhodes Scholars?? This is WWE, not fucking Twilight, you dipshits. Knock it off already! People run around shirtless in WWE because it’s generally acceptable. Fuckers in the Twilight movies do it to make 12 year old girls leave wet spots on the movie theater seats. Freakin’ gross, I know! I’m so glad the next movie is going to be the last one. I guarantee if anyone back in the day ever called Hawk and Animal “Team Road Warriors”, the bitch would be sucking his steaks through a straw!
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But, the highest profile “team” action as of late seems to be the alleged match between “Team AJ” and “Team Cena’s Lady Parts”. Honestly, I think this whole bit is a load of bull crap. I have no idea where Vickie Guerrero is going with this, or for what reason we are all being subjected to this garbage, but it’s happening and there isn’t a damn thing anyone can do about it short of tuning it out, or taking a shit break every time we hear “Excuse Me!” until further notice.
It’s funny how people named AJ seem to get stuck in the dumbest storylines. A couple months back, we had AJ Styles over on TNA Impact Wrestling in some intelligence insulting “baby Daddy” angle that was so fucking terrible, AJ’s female counterpart in the storyline (Claire Lynch) actually received harassing e-mails and death threats, and the angle had to be terminated because the fans were getting so worked up and pissed off over how damn retarded it was getting!
Can we do that with the AJ/Cena thing, too? Please??
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After all that, I think I am about done for this week. Maybe it’s best that I back off now before anyone really gets hurt….or someone puts a hit on me for something I said.
Hey, it could happen! I swear.
Anyway, I’m out of here for this week. Have a great week coming up, and a happy Veteran’s Day on Monday, if you live in a place that celebrates that day. I do, and it holds a special meaning for me seeing how I am, in fact, a military veteran myself! I really do appreciate how some restaurants in this country make a nice gesture by offering free meals to Vets on that day. I know they mean well, but I have to feel bad for the people who endorse these events. Ya see, I have heard horror stories about how long the lines are to get into these restaurants, and how many people just turn around and leave because they would have to wait for hours just to get a damn seat. I imagine the service when the joint is so ridiculously packed would be horrendous as well. It’s so sad to think how angry people get while taking part in a function that is supposed to be a happy celebratory environment. That’s why I choose to avoid those things altogether and stay home for Veterans Day meals. What do you expect me to do? Take my chances at Golden Corral and their Wonderful Chocolate E-Coli Fountain?? FUCK THAT, JUNIOR!
I’m out! And you’re…..DISMISSED!!!
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Hey everyone, how are you doing this week? Did you enjoy both WWE RAW and Super Smackdown? Or were you more concerned with the US Election this week? I’m glad to see Obama back in office for another four years. I do believe he is the right guy for Americans (but that is just my opinion). Speaking about the election did you hear Linda McMahon didn’t win her senate seat? I think we all knew she wasn’t going to win, but the most amazing thing out of this was how much money she spent! She apparently spent 100 Million dollars for her campaign! That’s just so crazy! I don’t think she needed to spend that much money. She probably could have just spent 25 million and that would have been all right. But 100 million?! Just think what that money could have been used for instead? Sometimes I wonder if polictions have more money than brains. LOL Anyway enough with that and let’s move onto something more interesting in wrestling!
I have to be honest this week when I was watching WWE RAW I really wasn’t into it much. I was doing other things on my computer. I did watch it for the three hours but nothing really caught my attention. I think one of the reasons why I didn’t bother paying much attention do it was I read the results earlier. Both RAW and Smackdown were taped in England and they are a few hours ahead of us. So the reports were coming in just as RAW was starting up. I read it and was like meh it seems like an okay show. The only big news out of it we now get a Triple Threat match for the WWE Championship. Both CM Punk and Ryback have been pulled out of their Survivor Series match to be put into this new main event with you guessed it superman himself John Cena. I was really looking forward to seeing them in the actual Survivor Series elimination match. But now Team Foley needs to find someone to replace Ryback and Team Punk has now been turned into Team Ziggler and The Miz has stepped down from that team because he doesn’t trust Paul Heyman. So Wade Barrett is now replacing him. I have a feeling we might The Miz joining Team Foley in the future. But who knows for sure.
I recently heard some plans for The Rock when he returns to WWE starting in January. Some of the ideas I heard through a hotline are really cool and I’m pretty sure if any of you are a Rock fan you will be enjoying it. The WWE seems to have a lot of things planned for him when he does come back. I don’t want to spoil anything for you guys but in the coming months you will see some pretty exciting things. Hopefully WWE doesn’t change their mind or The Rock either.
I just read on pwinsider today that JBL has signed a deal to stay with WWE. He will be broadcasting with Joey Mathews on Smackdown. He won’t be wrestling though. I hope he gets better at his commentary. I didn’t watch him on Smackdown on Tuesday because I was working nights this week. I think he is starting to get back into the groove of things because when he first came back he was brutal! He will also be on PPVs with Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Speaking about Lawler he is going to be returning to WWE RAW this Monday night as a broadcaster! I’m really glad to hear this news. I have missed seeing him on WWE TV. It really hasn’t been the same without him. I know a lot of WWE fans around the world have missed him too!
Here is something fun I’m going to share with you; last night while I was at work I decided to tweet a celebrity. This celebrity was Devon Sawa. He is a Canadian Actor who has been in films such as Idle Hands, Final Destination, Casper, Wild America and many other films. Currently he is co-starring in Nikita. Anyway I just recently started to follow him on Twitter this week. I noticed that he is a big WWE Wrestling fan as well as a MMA fan too. So I decided to ask him who is his favourite WWE Superstar at the moment. He tweeted back to me saying it was CM Punk! I was quite impressed to hear back from him. So I’m hoping I will be able to ask him more questions via Twitter. We shall see. His twitter is @DevonESawa if you want to follow him!
This weekend is the TNA PPV. I don’t think we will be doing predictions for it. I only know one match and it is Jeff Hardy VS Austin Aries for the TNA World Championship. I hope Jeff Hardy does win. He has straightened up a lot this year. I hope he stays on a good path.
Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you all enjoyed my blog and have a nice day!! J
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That’s it for this weeks my friends. Hope you’ll be back for next week which will include WWE Survivor Series Predictions. Sorry to our TNA fans that we’ve been skimping on TNA pay-per-view predictions. I still don’t have cable so I have no idea what’s going on and I dare not to waste my downloading time on TNA. Just saying! Ciao!
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