Survivor Series Predictions & More

 

Hey peeps, it’s another week here at the Fatal 4-Way. Can you believe that the American Thanksgiving is already here? Well not today but in a few days, which means Christmas isn’t that far away. I may have to bang my head on something sharp now. I’m so glad I reminded myself about that. Why did I? I will allow anyone of you first crack at kicking my ass for mention the “C” word. Sarge, how about taking it away?

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

 

 

BOOT CAMP

 

 

How goes it, goobers??

 

There really isn’t a lot to talk about wrestling-wise right now. Nothing that comes to mind. I’ve got a few things on my radar, but that’s all for another time. Right now, please humor me as I go off the grid, break character for a while, and let things get “real” for a change!

 

Hey, all kidding aside, I hope everyone has been hanging in there as well as possible lately. You know yours truly has been. Surviving, at best. What more could be expected? Ever since retirement, I have been looking for another job with mixed results. Sent my resume to countless websites and companies, went to a few interviews, and I finally got picked up for one of those jobs! In fact, I started it back on Tuesday, and I’ve got to tell ya…..all the time I was away from work, I never missed anything. It still sucks my will to live and every hour feels like 3. They don’t pay me enough to sit there and do what I’ve been doing all day, let alone sit in shitty traffic in both directions. The mornings aren’t all that bad, but the drive home EVERY fucking night this week had me sitting in a line of cars backed up for 6 miles. That’s half my commute. It takes me almost an hour to go 13 miles! Fucking lame and kills my gas mileage. I’m going to have to spend half of my pay every week just to fill up my tank to drive back and forth to that place.

 

Still, this job is better than having no job at all. The little money I bring home will continue to keep food in my family’s stomachs and clothes on their backs….but not much else. Honestly, that’s all I care about. Even when the money sucks and we can only get by on the bare minimum, it could always be worse, I guess. That’s what people when they live under the impression that life still holds a glimmer of hope for them. I am confident that things will get better over time. If not where we are now, then maybe somewhere else. I don’t want to go into specifics, but things will eventually change for me and the family. One thing at a time. Each day as it comes. That’s what we do and how we live.

 

I’ve been told that this kind of “low point” tends to happen to people who retire from the military. It’s all part of the adjustment to civilian life, people tell me. It’s no secret the economy in this country sucks hairy goat balls. The job market isn’t much better. It took me 4 months to get back to work again. I did everything I could to get my ass back to work and start making money for my wife and kids again. Yeah, for me, too….but they come first! Now, I am back working again, but it’s not for the money I would like to be making. So, even with a job and a paycheck, I still feel like I’m not doing enough for the ones I love. I want them to have better than this. I want it for all of us, and this piddly $13/hour grind isn’t going to cut it by a long shot!

 

I guess the one shining light in all this is the way my wife still has my back, even with the crap turn our lives have taken as of late. She has been a rock through all of it. She never backed down. Never lost faith in me. She has been supportive beyond measure and always says and does things to help keep my chin up. My kids also do wonders for my morale. They always manage to make me smile and laugh no matter how bad my state of mind might be. It’s been more than two years since my son, Kaden was born, and I still just sit there looking at and admiring this wonderful little boy, wondering how someone like me could have possibly created such an amazing child. He’s so smart, sweet and hilarious. My daughter turns 1-year old next month on the 21st (when the world is supposed to end!). Hard to believe it’s already been a year. She has developed in leaps and bounds. Already walking, starting to talk a little bit and just making my wife and I sit back and smile with everything she does. It’s my family and friends who keep me centered in these trying times, and I am forever grateful to everyone for showing that they care. Even those of you who follow me on Facebook have had your say. As you might have seen from some of my recent posts, I have been having a considerable amount of difficulty staying positive. My friends and family stepped forward to reply to my posts with offerings of support and words of encouragement. I take that kind of thing to heart, and when I say you ALL have a special place in my heart…you know who you are!

 

Seriously, can you blame me? You’ve read (I hope) what I have to deal with these days. It sucks to live each day feeling like I am a failure to the ones I love. Could you really live like that? How would you manage if your quality of life suddenly took a nose dive into the fucking toilet? Before I retired, we made too much money to qualify for WIC, or even food stamps. Now….we’re getting all that shit! I’m not thumbing my nose at it. I know it’s necessary. I guess it’s sort of a “pride” thing. We never needed help before, but now, it practically seems like we couldn’t get by without it.

 

Anyway, it’s time I shut the fuck up and crawl back under my rock. Hope I haven’t bummed anyone out. I know this isn’t my usual schtick, but I figured it was time I switched gears for one week, and showed you all that your “friendly neighborhood Sarge” is human after all. I promise things will get better, troops. I know they will. So, whether you’re one of those people who wait all week just to see what The Sarge is going to do next….or one of those who simply starts scrolling at my banner and doesn’t give two shits about me or anything I have to say…..I sit down every week and do this “Boot Camp” thing for our readers, and I will NOT stop until God Himself tells me it’s time to hang it up! The Fatal 4-Way is 6 years strong and showing no signs of letting up….and it’s an honor to be a part of it all. It’s an honor to contribute as a member of this team…and it’s a honor to put this thing together for all of you!

 

Okay, I’m done now. Stepping down off of my damn soap box. Carry on, troops! You’re DISMISSED!!

 

 

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F4W#162: UFC 154, Fake Heart Attacks, Shane Carwin and More:

http://youtu.be/sETvXWdLkH0

Wow, I take one week off and it turns out that it worked in my favour. The WWE has already given me enough stuff to talk about. Including a lot that has photographic evidence. Some, anyways. So Imma going to shut it and get to bidness.

 

I’m guess y’all are wondering what my thoughts are on the fake heart attack angle that Paul Heyman did in the ring on Monday night are. It’s a tough thing to talk about. I mean yeah sure it was in bad taste but then again, nothing the WWE shocks me. I’m not saying I was expecting it so soon but I was indeed expecting it to happen sooner than later. The way I see it, Jerry “The King” Lawler was probably behind the idea to help CM Punk and Paul Heyman get over as heels. Not that they weren’t doing it on their own but the more fuel to the fire of hatered the better, am I right? It’s not the first time Jerry Lawler’s personal life had become a part of the story line. Hell, it’s not the first time for some wrestlers. The way I see it, he would have had to express permission for the WWE to show the footage that was taken backstage the night in Montreal when he had his heart attack. One that was very real. Lawler is a professional, and one whose death almost took place on international television (again, sadly, that wouldn’t have been a first), I wouldn’t be surprised at all if the idea of Heyman faking a heart attack was his own. Lawler allowed his own son, Brian Christopher to come out on television and flat out say that he was a lousy father, and Michael Cole sat there and mocked Lawler’s recently dead mother. These things, would have had to been concented to. So before anyone starts bitching at the poor taste the WWE excersised, then think about this. It isn’t the first time. It won’t be the last time. Plus everyone has been bitching about the PG content as of late and have been begging for the Attitude Era to come back. With Linda McMahon losing the Senatorial race in Conneticut, chances of her running again are slim. The WWE might just be tip toeing back into a more edgier zone. From here on out, anything that is done in more taste or pushes the enevelope, we really shouldn’t bitch or complain about. Hell, we here at the Fatal 4-Way are far from PG. I’m surprised my Breast Cancer rant from a few weeks back didn’t get me in hot water. Even if it did, would I care? No.

I think people need to lighten up. It’s not like the WWE doing something tasteless is out of the ordinary.

 

Watching RAW this week and as bored as I was, it left me free to explore perfect photographic opportunities. So shall we?

1) I’m convince more than ever that Dolph Ziggler stuffs his wrestling trunks. I’m pretty sure if I was a dude, I would be concerned about my bobo getting hurt and less concerned about making people know whether or not I was stacked. If you are trying to point out your Point, then clearly you don’t have one. Ziggler stuffs.

2) William Regal took a hard hit on Monday, and it wasn’t from Ziggler’s junk either. No what he was hit with was definately bigger and more realistic. Big Show’s fist. Wow that still didn’t sound right. It was actually more Big Show’s hand as you can clearly see the outline on Regal’s chest from where Big Show slapped him. Still sounds wrong…

3)I think Sarge’s article about the fat guy in his parents basement challenging CM Punk got out. Either that or Punk has more than one fat virgin male fan out there. Here I thought they were usually John Cena fans? But I must ask this before I forget, but Camping anyone?

Hey, I didn’t know the WWEshop.com made Superstar tents!

 

4)My friend and I have discussed at length, haha another Ziggler Penis joke, Ziggler’s sexuality. My friend is gay, and he agrees that Dolph Ziggler is gay. Maybe I need to bring to the table Antonio Cesaro’s sexuality as he was carrying around a purse on RAW. As my friend would say, no straight guy carries one of those.

In one retrospect, he’s hiding his junk behind his “murse” so therefore Antonio Cesaro must be packing quite the rod. Ew! I’ve seen how hairy his upper thigh area is, so even if he is packng a decent pecker, I’m sure it still looks like a robin’s egg poking out of an eagle’s nest.

 

5)Brad Maddox got his nice, tight, tush handed to him on Monday night RAW by Ryback. To say I was a bit disappointed was an understatement. I was having flash backs to when the 1-2-3 Kid beat Razor Ramone. Yes I saw that happen the first time. Yes I’m that old. Anyways, the flashbacks continued. The more I watched Maddox enter the arena, the more I realized, he was stealing from entrances.

How many entrances from wrestlers from the past did he steal? A bit of Jericho mixed with Razor Ramone mixed with Breg Hart, and a touch of Wade Barrett at the end. That GIF was just one of many over on Tumblr. That made me laugh, but not as hard as I did when the ambulance was backed into the arena. I was totally expecting some of the other referee’s to get out and lean up against it with their arms crossed over their chests. You know kind of like when you have that one nerdy kid who really wants to play baseball but can’t bat worth shit, so the pitcher calls the entire outfield to come closer. Great show of faith in Maddox. I would have loved to see him squeek out an upset win over Ryback, but that didn’t happen. I know it’s not realistic when a guy like Maddox fights a steroid machine like Ryback but then again the WWE never caters to the realisim or else the Diva’s who could actually wrestle would be on TV instead of the ones who can’t but are on TV all the damn time. So I wasn’t surprised when Maddox lost and lost hard. Doesn’t he kind of remind you of a young Matt Hardy?

6) Daniel Bryan:

 GOAT FACE!

 

The End! lol!!!

 

So now that my picture fun is over with.

 

Cody Rhodes suffered an injury during the taping of Wednesday’s show Main Event. During his match against Kane, he suffered a concussion and a strained shoulder. With more tests planned for this week on Rhodes, his Survivor Series participation is in question. He and his tag team partner, Damien Sandow, are a part of Team Ziggler against Team Foley. It’ll be interesting to see whether or not Rhodes will be able to take part.

 

I think that’s all I’ve got for this week. So I didn’t yap your heads off, but I would have thought that was a good thing? Lol!! Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends, you know who you are. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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WWE

Survivor Series

-United States Championship: C)Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth

Sarge’s Prediction: R-Truth

Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Greg’s Prediction: R-Truth

 

-Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Elimination Match (possible match):

Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio vs. Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd vs. Epico & Primo vs. The Prime Time

Players

Sarge’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio

Diva’s Prediction: Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd (I’m being hopeful)

The Game’s Prediction: Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction: Sin Cara & Rey Mysterio

 

-WWE Diva’s Championship: C)Eve vs. Kaitlyn

Sarge’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

Diva’s Prediction: Kaitlyn

The Game’s Prediction: Eve! If they give Kaitlyn anymore tv time i quit!!

Greg’s Prediction: Eve

 

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Big Show vs. Sheamus

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show (unfortunately)

The Game’s Prediction: Big Show

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus then Dolph Ziggler cashes in his MITB

 

-10-Man Traditonal Survivor Series Elimination Match:

Team Foley: vs: Team Ziggler

Randy Orton Dolph Ziggler

Kofi Kingston Wade Barrett

Kane Alberto Del Rio

Daniel Bryan Cody Rhodes (?)

The Miz Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Wade Barrett and Alberto Del Rio

The Game’s Prediction: Team Ziggler

Greg’s Prediction:Team Foley with Randy Orton & The Miz being sole survivors

 

 

-WWE Championship; Triple Threat Match:C) CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

That’s it for this week. See y’all next week. We have a busy month ahead of us in December. I’m not sure if we are going to be taking a weekend off like we usually do. I need to discuss that with my team. I think we all deserve a little break, don’t we? To all our American friends, that includes Sarge and his amazing family… HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!! And remember there’s a lot to give thanks to.

“I hit hard!!”-Ryback On RAW November 12, 2012

“Thanks for stating the obvious…to yourself you douche-fart.”

-Me in response to Ryback on RAW November 12, 2012

Girls Only this week; talk RAW number breakdown, Triple H Makes changes, & Bye-Bye Kelly Kelly!

Howdy peeps, what a long week. So much going on that it’s next to impossible to catch up with things. But we are sort of here, and when I say “we” I mean me.

Do you know when you see something and you know it’s not good, but you try your hardest to find the good in it, but you can’t. That’s how I’m feeling about wrestling right now. Try as I might, I’m not finding much good with it. I’ll shut it and get to bidness…

 

For the past few weeks you are all aware that I’ve been keeping track of how much time the WWE spends on matches. This past week showed the LOWEST amount of time thus far. I was getting hopeful. The last few weeks the WWE has actually put a bit more time into their matches, but this week was a significant drop. It’s like they reversed. Last week it was 47 minutes and 15 seconds of in-ring action, and 23 minutes & 15 seconds of promos. This week, there was 26 minutes and 19 seconds of in-ring action, and 48 minutes and 26 seconds of promos. What is WRONG here? You have a 2 hour, 17 minute and 27 second of programming to fill before they add commercials, but ONLY 26 minutes of that was actual wrestling. I thought we were tuning in for a wrestling show and not a talk show?

 

So I kind of went on a tangent last week. And after I posted the blog, I read both Sarge’s and Greg’s. I had already watched The Game’s Youtube video. And I got laughing because of Sarge, here’s why;

 

“Could I joke about Cena in his new pink

shirt? Sure, but that would make me a dick for basically cracking jokes about breast cancer. Still, I’m

sure there is something to be said about it. Like how Fruity Pebbles now come in pink.” -Sarge

 

I’m guessing this makes me a dick. Lol (DILLIGAF!)

 

Wait a second. I wasn’t cracking jokes about breast cancer. I have boobies. Boobies that I care deeply about. I got rid of more than half of them 8-years ago because of problems with my back and neck, but I still love my boobies. I just have an issue of pandering shit like this. I have issues with John Cena doing it. Wouldn’t it make more sense that they have a Diva do it? After all, they have boobies. Fake ones, but still. The more the WWE makes John Cena an ambassador for shit like this, whether it be against bullying, breast cancer, cereal abuse, whatever, the more I want to kick Cena in the box! Like I said, I did say some pretty serious things last week, but I in no means wanted to put Breast Cancer down in anyways, I just wanted to stress the point that it should be ALL CANCERS, not just one.

 

The more I think about, the more my edition of The Skirt Sheet made little to no sense last week. I chop that up to pure exhaustion. Quite frankly lately I have honestly felt…NOTHING! I don’t know if it’s the stress of the move, the overwhelming anticipation of the move, realizing that I’m no longer in 100% control over my choices and decision, that I have to consult with someone now after 32 years of NOT doing that and purposely defying all who tried. My anxiety has taken over so much, that I am completely numb. Tomorrow is Thursday, and Mat and I get the keys to the apartment. I think once we have those keys in our hands, we both will be feeling a lot better. Come Saturday and the move is over with, I hope that normalcy will be back. It’s not the fact that I’ll be living with Mat, because I want that SO bad, it’s the actual move itself that has me freaking out.

 

OK, moving on!

 

Greg asked our opinions about whether or not we felt that since returning The Miz has lost some of his confidence. I was thinking about it and there is a definite difference in The Miz. Ever since he got in trouble for messing up that catch that nearly severely injured R-Truth, he was punished. Not all at once but gradually. Personally, if I get in shit at work, it affects my work performance. I tend to dwell on what it was that I wrong, and it takes me a bit to get back to normal. I always go into work with the full intent of doing my absolute best. Nobody’s perfect. Yes The Miz could have hurt R-Truth, but to be honest, I watched that footage over more than a few times and it just looked to me that it wasn’t entirely The Miz’s fault. The timing was all off and R-Truth shifted in mid-air and The Miz didn’t have time to adjust to that shift. To answer Greg’s questions, since that happened, there has been a change in The Miz’s work. His promos aren’t as witty, and not as polished as they once were. His in-ring, however, is noticeably better since he returned. He looks to be more in-shape. But yes, there is something missing. I think that is heart. I don’t think The Miz’s heart is quite in it at the moment. During Miz-TV, and the reaction from the fans (which was rude, btw) made him falter a bit in that interview. So, yes Greg, I think there is a definite confidence issue.

 

OH and Greg… WE ARE SOOOOOO NOT PG RATED!!! LMAO!!!

 

I got something in the mail this week. Our favourite ring announcer, Lilian Garcia (@LilianGarcia) released her English EP, “My Time.” The CD features six English songs, which her first CD was all Spanish with the exception of two songs and was a full CD. U Drive Me Loca, Ur Girl (till the end of the world) and My Time are great up-beat songs. And Over & Over and Tell Me are great, medium tempo songs. And her cover of Coldplay’s “Fix You” is amazing.

And yes, that is an autographed copy. Thanks-Lilian!

 

I may have ripped on RAW a bit earlier about their lack of matches, but how fantastic was Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler? I’m starting to see a pattern. I went back through my notes that I’ve kept for the year end blog. It makes things easier when I want to know dates of shit. Anyways, I noticed quite a few “good match” or “great match” highlighted next to a bunch of matches, and in more than half of those there is a common denominator, and this pains me to say it because I can’t stand him, but it’s Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler, is having amazing matches. I’m taking notice. I’m not a fan of him because his face annoys me, I don’t like his ripped-off look and character of “Ravishing” Rick Rude, and I cannot stand his greasy hair. ICK! That makes me want to puke. The more I look at my notes and the more I see “Great” or “Good” highlighted next to his name and someone else’s, I see that his name is popping up a hell of a lot. Could there be a major surprise from me at the end of the year? I guess we’ll see.

 

I have no idea if Beth Phoenix is leaving or not. According to a report, a fan asked her outside of an event and she said that she had no intention of leaving or retiring from the WWE. So I have no clue what’s going on. Reports are still going around saying that she had her departure planned for months and that she’s leaving on good terms with the WWE. I don’t know where she plans on going because if she’s thinking TNA, I got news for you…

 

If any of you are wondering what is going on with the Knockouts division, well I think I have an idea. They have lost a considerable amount of talent lately and they aren’t getting the recognition that they once were. At one time, it was the Knockouts that were shining over all the male wrestlers. Not anymore. Dr. Tom Pritchard recently joined on and he has never been a fan of women’s wrestling, and that has crossed over in TNA. The decline of the once dominant female wrestling on television, is slowly leaving us. Soon there will be no place for the women to work on television. The WWE allegedly has plans on improving the Diva’s but they’ve said that before and I’ve seen nothing of the sorts. I hope it’s true and hope they don’t wait too long. They could scoop up Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, re-hire Kharma, and persuade Beth Phoenix to stay. Who knows, maybe Mickie James and Tara (formally Victoria) might come back. Lets rebuild what was once an amazing division. It can’t be that hard. How many times have I done it in this blog alone? I just did it for Christs sakes! Lol!!

 

I’m a sad excuse for a wrestling fan. Why? You ask! Because, I love the Daniel Bryan/Kane vignettes of them doing stupid shit. I think it just breaks up the monotony of the crap the WWE is force feeding us. Sure it’s not wrestling GOLD, but damn it’s getting there. I’m not sure what it is about some comedic vignettes that the WWE tries to do, but rarely do they actually make me laugh. What people forget, with any comedy, it’s all about timing. It’s all about timing and the delivery, and the one thing that makes this so funny is that you have Kane, a monster, who by definition shouldn’t be funny since he’s a “monster”, then you have a serious wrestler like Daniel Bryan who also shouldn’t be funny. Hell, from the past I would have sworn he had no personality. Yet here he is. Funny as shit! Both are. Because their timing and delivery are perfect. Not to mention their chemistry. These two very opposite personalities clash which creates a comedic chemistry between them. It’s genius.

 

Apparently one of the reasons we are seeing Daniel Bryan and Kane so much on WWE programming is because Triple H is slowly taking over Vince McMahon’s duties, and one of the things he hopes to change is the way the tag team division currently is. By doing so, he’s pairing up different guys in the ring to see if they fit together, and that is likely why we are seeing so many random pairings. Guys that aren’t doing too much in the singles division because of too many single competitors, and single competitors that hog every-fucking-thing (yeah Cena). This gives them the opportunity to have television time and exposure. With any luck, we will see more focus on the tag team championships, I just don’t want to see the same damn people wearing the belts all the time. I don’t want Kane and Daniel Bryan to become the John Cena of the tag team division. I’d like to see what Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio could offer as well as Justin Gabriel & Tyson Kidd. I think the pairing of Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes has a lot of potential, however it’s a shame because I’d rather see Rhodes on the singles road back to the Intercontinental Championship or the WWE/World championships. I guess you take the exposure as you get it.

 

Part of the turn around with Triple H leading the charge, is also the Diva’s division, which I spoke about above. I just hope that he doesn’t completely screw the pooch on that as well.

 

I was forced to sit through a Brodus Clay match from Monday because I was doing that timing thing. One of the massive downfalls of timing matches, promos, or bowel movements, which is what a Brodus Clay match resembles. During the match, I couldn’t help but wonder if Cameron, his one funkadactyl, who is known so fondly of telling “Stone Cold” Steve Austin that her favourite match of all time was Melina vs. Alicia Fox, which made her a laughing stock. Probably why they changed her name. Anyways, I couldn’t help but wonder if she’s watching Clay vs. Tensai and wondering if this match is the match of the year? Or if this match has replaced her Alicia Fox/Melina match. C’mon, if you’re going to pick a diva’s match to tell Austin, don’t pick anything with Alicia Fox in it. I know there has been a lot of useless Diva’s that have come and gone, but I’m not sure there is any that has been or will be more useless than Cameron.

 

I haven’t had a whole lot of time to read about this because I’ve had no Internet for the weekend. However, I did see stuff on Twitter that kind of indicated this so I checked it out briefly when I had the opportunity. WWE has released WWE Diva, Kelly Kelly and wished her best in her future endeavors. I’m not sad. Nope. Not a at all.

 

I think I’ve taken up a lot of your time this week. I think I’m going to call it a day. I have a move that I’m in the middle of completing that I just want to finish. I’m tired of being tired and stressed and at the moment that is what I am. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Next weekend is Thanksgiving here in Canada. Probably my least favourite holiday because it’s meaningless but at least I get paid time and a half for it. YAY! Go Me! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Well what else is there to say? Not much when you’re talking to yourself, lol! Anyways, see you all next week.

 

“So I hear @TheBethPhoenix and @NatbyNature had a great match last night #shouldabeenappv #imagineiftheyhad15mins” – Adam “Edge” Copeland via Twitter @EdgeRatedR

Complete SummerSlam report plus Mini-Skirt Sheet too!

We have a shorty but a goodie. My niece Kaitlyn is back with the Mini-Skirt Sheet, and instead of finishing with our WWE SummerSlam predictions, we are going to start off with them. So lets get going my friends.

 

WWE

Summer Slam

Pre-Show on Youtube: 

-WWE United States Championship: C)Santino Marella  vs. Antonio Cesaro

Sarge’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

The Game’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Greg’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz  vs.  Rey Mysterio

Sarge’s Prediction: Rey Mysterio

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

The Game’s Prediction: The Miz

Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

–Kane vs.  Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: Kane

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction: Kane

Greg’s Prediction: Kane

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Alberto Del Rio

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

–Chris Jericho  vs. Dolph Ziggler

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

The Game’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Kofi Kingston & R-Truth vs. The Prime Time Players

Sarge’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

The Game’s Prediction: The Prime Time Players

Greg’s Prediction:Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

-WWE Championship, Triple Threat Match: C)CM Punk vs. John Cena  vs.  Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction:  CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction:CM Punk via DQ cause The Rock will take him out

–Triple H  vs.  Brock Lesnar

Sarge’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Diva’s Prediction: Triple H

The Game’s Prediction: Triple H

Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

 

Howdy Peeps! What you’re about to witness, is live SummerSlam Commentary by yours truly, as I sit here with Colleen, Kaitlyn, Emily, Greg and Mat. I had a bit of late start because I’ve been protesting animal cruelty at MarineLand here in Canada.  So I’m going to shut it and get to bidness, because the pay-per-view is starting.

 

Dark Match: United States Championship: C)Santino Marella vs. Antonio Cesaro. We have a new United States Champion, Antonio Cesaro. And that’s all I’m wasting on that match.

 

Match #1: Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho; I love that the match is starting off fast paced. Both guys are keeping pace with one another and Jericho is showing that he’s still the best in the world at whatever he does, however Ziggler isn’t making it easy. Jericho is definitely showing why he is the veteran in this match. He’s able to anticipate Ziggler’s moves (haha). Ziggler reminds me of a modern day “Ravishing” Rick Rude, only he’s ugly, alive, and not so ravishing. The match is doing a good job at keeping my attention, even though Ziggler is wearing very sparkly pants with baby pink trim, yeah, I know. That’s what I was thinking. Hey, HEY, HEYY! Ziggler hits the Zig-Zag on Jericho and get s a two-count. Thank-God! That was close. I’m down for pushing the younger talent but please it’s only exceptable when the younger talent has actual talent. Ziggler jumps over Jericho, attaches a sleeper hold on to Jericho while piggy backing (yeah-lol) as Vickie Guerrero screams on at Ziggler. Jericho is fading but he’s starting to “Hulk” up and bashes Ziggler into the corner. Hits him with a “WOOO” Flair-like chop to the chest. Oh this ain’t gonna be good. Jericho hits a hurinrana on Ziggler from the top rope, OMG that fucking awesome!! We all marked out here. A close two-count and Mat nearly had a kitten. Lol!! This is a great match. It’s very back and forth. Jericho with the running bulldog, into the lionsault but Ziggler gets his knees up to the ribs, then jumps up hits the zig-zag again but only a two-count.  Code Breaker to Ziggler but Jericho is slow to grab Ziggler for the count and Ziggles rolls out of the ring on to the floor, completely dazed. Jericho picks up Ziggler and tosses his gross-greasy ass back into the ring. Vickie grabs Jericho’s legs giving Ziggler was given the advantage and a miss. Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho and Ziggler is gonna tap, and HE TAPS!!!!   OMG AWESOME FUCKING MATCH!!! Whose the best now BITCHES!!!  We all get this match prediction right!

 

Match #2: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Mat hates Daniel Bryan. lol!! I think we are all going for Kane, except me. Lol! After the last match, the crowd seemed to simmer down quite a bit. It’s like Ziggler and Jericho made them tired. But as Daniel Bryan gets going, everyone begins chanting “Yes” at him, and then he takes the boots to Kane’s chest but misses with the last kick as Kane nails him with a clothes line. Emily notices a wardrobe malfunction in Kane’s boots lace is untied. Kane goes for a choke slam but trips on his untied boot lace… Totally kidding. Lol!! Kane snaps and starts pounding on Bryan. Daniel Bryan matches make my drowsy. He tries to lock on the “NO” lock but Kane fights hard. I really need a drink so I’ll be right back! Back, Kane signals for the choke slam, and I was wrong it was for the tombstone but Bryan counters with a roll-up for the win.  After the Match Kane goes ballistic backstage throwing around very heavy empty cardboard boxes, and then tosses Josh Matthews who is dumb enough to attempt to interview a very PMS-ing Kane!

 

Match #3: WWE Intercontinental Championship:C)The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio. Colleen, Emily, Greg and I went for The Miz to retain his Intercontinental championship, while Mat and Kaitlyn chose Rey Mysterio for the win. I’m thinking that this match has the opportunity to rival that of Jericho and Ziggler for exciting matches. The Miz works to slow down and ground the high-flyer Mysterio. By tossing him into the restraining wall and then tossing him back into the ring for a two-count. Awesome (ha) looking back break by The Miz to Mysterio that looked fairly brutal.  The Miz is in control. The Miz seems to have a counter for everything Mysterio throws at him. Mysterio nails Miz with a brutal kick to the “face”. I’m definitely seeing a difference in The Miz’s in-ring set of moves. Mysterio counters with a DDT and the Miz kicks out at two. Mysterio to the top rope, but the Miz counters and nails him in the head with a “fist”. Miz up to the middle rope with Mysterio on the middled rope, pushes Miz to the ground goes to the top for a hurricarana, with a set up for a successful 6-1-9, and Mysterio to the top  for West Coast Pop, but The  Miz counters and then Mysterio counters and nearly gets the three count. Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale and gets the 1-2-3!

 

CM Punk walks into AJ’s office and continues to bitch about the unfairness of being stuck in a match where he doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose his WWE Championship. He accuses her of doing this because he said no to her when she proposed to him. Then tells her she is disrespecting him just like everyone else. Says he will prove to everyone else that he is Best In The World. And that tomorrow night, she and everyone else will be forced to show him respect. The entire time AJ has a strange look on her face but says nothing. Clearly she isn’t even listening.

 

Match #4: World Heavyweight Championship: C)Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio. This time, this cheese stands alone, as I am the only one who went for Alberto Del Rio, however I won’t be upset if I am wrong. I think I actually made my prediction hastily. I usually base my predictions on who has the upper hand going into the pay-per-view. I didn’t do that, this time. Del Rio had the upper hand going in. Both men go over the top rope with Sheamus bouncing off the announce table, then a big boot to Del Rio, as they fight on the outside of the ring. Sheamus throws Del Rio back in the ring and nails Sheamus in the head with a kick. Del Rio takes the Champion into the corner and the ref counts to four to release Sheamus. Sheamus nails Del Rio with a neck breaker goes for the pin but Del Rio kicks out.  Lot of corner work in this match. Sheamus hits Del Rio with a rolling senton. The champion goes for the Celtic Cross but ends up too close to the corner. Del Rio holds on to the turn buckle and loosens it.  Del Rio goes for the cross arm bar but Sheamus counters and goes for a Brogue kick but gets hung up on the ropes, allowing Del Rio to nail Sheamus. The two are on the outside. This match is at a steady pace, with both getting about equal shots in. Del Rio is currently in control over the champion. Del Rio locks in the cross arm bar and Sheamus is barely holding on but he manages to turn it putting Del Rio’s shoulders on the ground, lifting him up with his brute strength and slamming Del Rio over. Amazing feats of strength. Wow! Sheamus goes into the turnbuckle face first and Del Rio got a two and a half count and then Del Rio freaks out on his ring announcer and brings in Ricardo into the match and while the referee is dealing Ricardo who tosses his shoe to Del Rio, Sheamus catches it and uses it to nail Del Rio and then pins him for three. Del Rio’s foot is on the rope but the referee didn’t see it and Sheamus removes Del Rio’s foot from the ropes. Sheamus retains!!! Del Rio is freaking out like a bitch. Viva la burrito!

 

Match #5: WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Kofi Kingston vs. The Prime Time Players. We all went for the Tag Team Champions to retain their titles.  Kofi can be my Superman, shh, don’t tell my boyfriend. Lol! R-Truth fighting off both O’Neil and Young after a tag O’Neil takes control over one-half of the champions, but O’Neil is nailed by a spinning heel kick by Truth. Truth gets the tag and Kofi off the top rope. Kofi taking it to O’Neil and landing a perfect Boom-Drop! He goes to go for Trouble In Paradise but Darren Young distracts and Kofi nearly trips over the referee. Titus nails Kofi with a heavy slam then tags in Young or the black John Cena. Sorry I’m distracted because I’m deciding whether or not Kofi is wearing a cup, or he’s just very lucky to be endowed. Kofi tags in Truth and Truth takes it to Young. Titus interrupts the counts and Titus goes to throw Kofi over the top but Kofi skins the cat and then pulls the rope down sending O’Neil over the top rope, Kofi flies and Truth manages to get the pin on Young.

 

Match #6: WWE Championship, Triple Threat Match: C)CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show. We all went with CM Punk to retain. I’m not sure how well I’m going to put everything I’m seeing into words. However The Big Show is in control by slapping both Punk and Cena in the chest, then both Cena and Punk kind of team up in an attempt to take Big Show out. Both go for a suplex on Show but Show delivers a suplex to the smaller guys. Big Show’s ass takes out Cena. Then he goes for Punk. Punk isn’t hit enough and attacks Show. Says he’s gonna put Show to Sleep but he doesn’t quite manage. He does get him up but fails. Then Cena gets Show up and Punk knocks Cena over and they go over like a tree. Punk goes for the cover on Cena but Show breaks it up.  Punk up on the top rope and jumps into the loving arms of Big Show. Cena is on the floor having a nap. Show gets his fist ready and Cena runs in, and Big Show spears him and covers for a two count.  Show is piling both Cena and Punk in the corner, and goes up to the middle rope and poises himself for a leap and Punk rolled out of the way and Cena gets squished and Punk stops the cover from a standing jump off the top. Big Show tosses the champion out of the ring. Now it’s time for Punk’s mini-nap while Cena and Show fight. Punk flies over the top rope and into the hand of Show who choke lunges him into the ropes and Punk bounces off like a rag doll. Cena and Show in the ring and Show delivers a side walk slam to Cena. Big Show is looking super dominant, no doubt he’ll be running out of gas soon. Punk nails Show and allows Cena the set up for the five knuckle shuffle and Punk nails Cena, then goes to the top rope for the Macho Man elbow and off the top onto Big Show. Big Show tosses Punk off of him. Powering out. Punk locks in a super cool submission hold but Show fights it, holding it on. Then manages to get out of it.  Cena out of nowhere and locks on the STF. Big Show powers out with Cena on his back. Mat want Show to make Cena stain his own shorts. Cena to the top rope but Show catches him and SLAMS his ass to the ground. Punk off the top rope, taking out Show and then the flying knee to Show in the corner and goes for a second flying knee. Not getting his dinky stuck. And he goes for a third flying knee and sets up for a running bulldog but Show counters and Cena to the top rope with a leg drop on Shows neck and Punk locks on the anaconda and Cena locks on the STF and Show tapped out. Both guys winning the match. The referee is confused both had their holds locked on. Both Cena and Punk are arguing with the referee. Out comes the RAW General manager, AJ, skipping down to the ring.  AJ says re-start the match. Both Cena and Punk aren’t happy and walk into a double choke slam, and pins Cena but Cena rolls out and goes for a cover on Punk but Punk kicks out. Cena lifts Big Show for the Attitude Adjustment, and Punk knocks Cena out of the ring goes for the cover on Big Show and 1-2-3 and my niece Kaitlyn goes fucking ape shit!!!! CM Punk retains!!!

 

We are all doing super good on our predictions. Considering this is the first time that Kaitlyn and Mat are doing predictions.  And now a performance by Kevin Rudolph. Smoke break.

HI AUNTIE!!! ❤ Bitch i ain’t no ape..mee a panzi 😉

 

Match #7: Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar. I don’t care how popular Brock Lesnar thinks he is, I fucking hate this man. I think he’s over-rated.  Mat (like a mentally challenged person): “This is my favourite swim suit. Mom says I have to wear the gloves so I don’t hurt my hands.” Lmao!! Colleen singing Triple H’s theme song: “I am heavy dick and there’s no way you can take me.” Kaitlyn adding to it: “You’ll be walking like a penguin for a week.” We are dying here of laughing our asses off right now. What the hell is with the UFC type lighting and the very “official” announcing of each guy and their weight? Justin Roberts clearly was having fun announcing this. Lesnar rushes Trips into the corner. The two are keeping it in the corner. Triple H tosses Lesnar to the outside and he looks like he has booger hanging out of his nose. Triple H with a high knee to Lesnar and then Lesnar to the floor…again. Everyone here went for Triple H except Greg. Lesnar has boner. Just thought that was worthy of sharing. It’s not a very big. Oh and he is defying his mama and tossing his gloves out. Mat as Lesnar: “My mommy made me put in my mouth guard so I’m still OK.” Lmao!! Mat & Kaitlyn are having a blast mocking Lesnar. Lesnar pump handles slams on to the announce table right on his “bad” arm (only he moved his arm so it was on the back). Not the Spanish one because the table didn’t break. Lol! Another slam to Triple H. Lesnar is focused on the once broken arm. Lesnar yells, “this is my house.” Which we obviously made fun of. Lesnar’s really working that arm. Suplex throw by Lesnar. Lesnar’s nose is bleeding, I think that means he’ll be fined for the blood. Sucker! Triple H DDT’s Lesnar. Lesnar hooks Triple H’s arm and Michael Cole is having verbal boner over it. Lesnar’s in control.  Triple H Irish whipped into the steel steps. Triple H back first into the Spanish announce table and the table is in the process of being dismantle. Lesnar to the top of the overturned table and delivers an elbow to a fallen Triple H.  And Triple H is totally boned! Lesnar rolls him up in a small package. HA! Small package! This is boring as shit. I think I need Wade Barrett to come out and make things interesting. But I know that’s not going to happen. You know what I’m doing right now, I’m being like the announcers who talk about something else during a match because they never promote what’s actually going down in the ring so therefore I’m doing it to by talking about the importance of Wade Barrett and his onslaught of the Barrage. Lesnar goes to the corner and Triple H ducks him and then goes for the Pedigree on the douche in the MMA shorts. The next ten minutes better be more exciting than this. Paul Heyman just asked if Lesnar is hurt, and Lesnar is spits out a wad of snot from his mouth then his mouth guard. Then Triple H nails him. Looks like Lesnar is gonna cry. Cole makes a point of telling us fans that Lesnar’s got a history of stomach issues. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!! Boring! But I’m cuddling with my boyfriend. Triple H looks constipated as he attempts to apply the Pedigree but Lesnar goes for the F-5 but Hunter manages to get out and actually delivers a clean Pedigree, but Lesnar kicks out. That was not as exciting as it sounds. Lesnar brings Triple H up and delivers the F-5 but Triple H kicks out. Lesnar locks on the Kimora lock onto Triple H. Triple H is looking for the ropes and got it.  Triple H tries to fight out and forces Lesnar to break the hold. Triple H with a pedigree to Brock Lesnar, but as he rolls Lesnar over, Lesnar counters with another Kimora lock. Hunter’s fighting his ass off, smacking Lesnar in the side and Triple H taps! Brock Lesnar with the win. Boooooooooooo… I’m shitting over this match. Lesnar leaves the ring area, and the camera’s on Triple H, as he scootches to the ropes. People are chanting Triple H as the doctor and the referee come out but Triple H pushes the doctor away and the doctor just leaves. Hey he must have his degree from the same place MarineLand’s lead veterinarian got her degree. The School of Worst Doctors ever. The fans all cheer/boo Triple H. A lot of mixed reactions.

 

I fucking hate Brock Lesnar. He’s such a cock sucker. What are you going to do now Brock, huh? Go home have a Coors and fuck your wife? Huh! You cocky son of a bitch!!!

 

All in all, I’m tired of matches with the build up like Lesnar/Triple H, or Lesnar/Cena, or Rock/Cena being so promoted and then be nothing but an utter disappointment. This match aside, this pay-per-view was damn good.  I’m still going with Chris Jericho and Dolph Ziggler as match of the night.

 

As promised my Big Brother report. Frank finished a successful week as HOH but now is in jeopardy as we go into nominations which took place tonight. However, we haven’t watched today’s episode at the time of this writing. So I’ll have to give you a report next week.

 

That’s it for this week. See you next week. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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Hey there people!! Mini-Skirt here with my thoughts on WWE 🙂

First off, I’d like to point out my horrible ability of picking a top 5. SO in no order ..(after Punk aha) CM Punk, Jericho, Miz, Mysterio, Triple H. Divas: Trish Stratus, Natalya, Kaitlyn, Beth, Tamina.

Now one thing I hate, WHERES THE DIVAS!? Lately, my Auntie Skirt Sheet’s been educating me in all things WWE. And I truly believe, Divas, are being completely underestimated. Well, at least the good ones. 😉 I believe there are way to many Barbie’s to true Divas. As for Kaitlyn and Eve….fuuhh!! Eve doesn’t deserve anything as of late. I’ll admit she could, COULD be a good wrestler. But ever since her stint with Zack Ryder and Cena…oh boy. Anyways, Kaitlyn deserves way more from WWE then Eve, as dose the whole Divas devision (like i said earlier though, the GOOD ones). One day, Kaitlyn will be the best current Diva, and not just for her kick ass name 😉

As for Triple H and Lesnar, I’ll admit, Triple H doesn’t have as much going for him compared to Brock Lesnar going into their match on Summer Slam. Though I am pulling 100% for Triple H, I believe hes going to get a run for his money, as will Lesnar and Heyman 🙂

And finally, CM Punk 😀 Man do I love that guy aha! And with his new attitude, honestly, I don’t agree with everything hes saying. Or at least they way he makes it come across. But he is the WWE Champion is he not? He should be main event on RAW way more. No, not EVERY show. And respect wise, WWE Champ? No respect? Bullshit! If the WWE Champ doesn’t have respect, what dose the WWE even have? So i agree with Punk for sure on the fact that he should have more respect as the Champ, and as the amazing profound man he is himself. But for wrestling skill, still amazing. And I don’t mean to sound bias, but he is DEFINITLY a better wrestler then Cena, and even more so if steroids are taken out of the equation. Now for Big Show, he is defiantly a good wrestler. But if he didn’t have his size, he wouldn’t stand a chance.

Well I’ll leave you with the thought of an anorexic Big Show…sorry  bout dat! aha!!

And now the full pay-per-view results with tonights crew in the order of matches with complete results and (blog filler).

WWE

Summer Slam

Pre-Show on Youtube: 

-WWE United States Championship: C)Santino Marella  vs. Antonio Cesaro

Colleen’s Prediction: Santino Marella

Diva’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Emily’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Mat’s Prediction: Santino Marella

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Greg’s Prediction: Antonio Cesaro

Going Over: Antonio Cesaro

Actual PPV:

–Chris Jericho  vs. Dolph Ziggler

Colleen’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Emily’s Prediction:  Chris Jericho

Mat’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Going Over: Chris Jericho (submission)

–Kane vs.  Daniel Bryan

Colleen’s Prediction: Kane

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Emily’s Prediction: Kane

Mat’s Prediction: Kane

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Kane

Greg’s Prediction: Kane

Going Over: Daniel Bryan (pinfall)

-WWE Intercontinental Championship: C)The Miz  vs.  Rey Mysterio

Colleen’s Prediction: The Miz

Diva’s Prediction: The Miz

Emily’s Prediction: The Miz

Mat’s Prediction: Rey Mysterio

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Rey Mysterio

Greg’s Prediction: The Miz

Going Over: The Miz (pinfall)

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio

Colleen’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction:  Alberto Del Rio

Emily’s Prediction:  Sheamus

Mat’s Prediction: Sheamus

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

Going Over: Sheamus (pinfall)

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C) Kofi Kingston & R-Truth vs. The Prime Time Players

Colleen’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Emily’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Mat’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Greg’s Prediction:Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Going Over: Kofi Kingston (pinfall)

-WWE Championship, Triple Threat Match: C)CM Punk vs. John Cena  vs.  Big Show

Colleen’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: CM Punk

Emily’s Prediction: CM Punk

Mat’s Prediction: CM Punk

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: CM Punk

Greg’s Prediction:CM Punk

Going Over: CM Punk (pinfall)

–Triple H  vs.  Brock Lesnar

Colleen’s Prediction: Triple H

Diva’s Prediction: Triple H

Emily’s Prediction: Triple H

Mat’s Prediction: Triple H

Kaitlyn’s Prediction: Triple H

Greg’s Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Going Over: Brock Lesnar (submission)

That’s it for this weeks people. It’s time we start watching Big Brother. See y’all next week.

“Jericho + Ziggler = house torn down. Wow!”

-Kofi Kingston via Twitter @TrueKofi

Money In The Bank Predictions AND MORE Shenanigans!

Welcome to this weeks wacky-ass Fatal 4-Way. OMG it’s a good one this week so no more blabbering on. Lets get this show on the road.

Superstar Collection Zack Ryder:

http://youtu.be/3FdEZb8BrAg

 

TUF Season 16 Coaches Named:

http://youtu.be/MmOkRO7F8N8

 

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertantly piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Ni-hao, nincompoops!

Sitting here in front of my computer, but traded up my usual beer for a pot of hot coffee.  It’s been a long, tiresome week.  Also, I have come down with a slight sinus congestion issue, and it helps clear up my head. 

Good news of the week is….my work has officially told me not to come back in anymore.  Okay, not in a nasty way, but because they finally decided to let me start my terminal leave.

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So, what’s going on in the world today?  The Money In The Bank PPV is this weekend (tonight, if you are reading this on Sunday).  I think the actual MITB matches this year are screwed up.  One has eight people in it, and the other only has four.  However, I was almost sure the SmackDown MITB would be a man short after watching Tensai slam Tyson Kidd into the ring apron last week.  STOP IT!!  Kidd deserves his time to shine, and the MITB match is a great moment to showcase his ability.  Will he win?  Of course not.  But, fuck that slob Tensai if he ruins this for Tyson Kidd in any way.  Fat bastard has no place in a MITB to begin with!

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I think some of the writers for both WWE and TNA need to be fired. There have been ridiculous and shitty angles in the past.  Don’t get me wrong!  But lately, I don’t know how anyone ever signed off on letting these storylines see the light of day.

Over in TNA, where “Wrestling Matters”…we have the continuing “baby Daddy” drama between AJ Styles and his rehab monkey friend, Claire.  Christopher Daniels is part of this in some way, too.  I have learned to get up and generally ignore this whole bit when I see these people on my TV, so I am not entirely sure what’s going on.  Nor, do I care.  It’s embarrassing to me as a wrestling fan to see such ill-conceived, blatant soap opera drivel being fed to those of us who tune in hoping NOT to see anything so sappy and downright nonsensical.  It’s insulting!  I can hear the echo of thousands of non-fans chanting “Told you so!  Told you so! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!” when shit like this comes across my TV screen.

A little less ridiculous was the marriage proposal crap during RAW between AJ, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.  The best part of it all was the double slap AJ dealt to Punk and Bryan just before leaving back up the ramp with her signature skip and pointy-fingered “Yes!” chant.  I love that.  She is so insanely adorable!

This segment also saw the return of the “Anonymous RAW General Manager”, and later in the night…Hornswoggle was revealed as the identity of the mystery GM.  We all could have done without that waste of air time.  I hated him when he ran around like a shaved chimp in a Leprechaun suit going “Gak a dak a dak a rak dak gak a dar grrrp a derp!!!”, he just became another fat, annoying midget who pisses me off just by being there.

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So, is Heath Slater pulling a “reverse” Randy Orton?  Instead of killing Legends, he is being killed by the Legends.  Well, maybe not “Legends” as in a Hall of Fame sense, but people who have not been seen for years.  People like Vader, Psycho Sid, Bob Backlund and Doink the Clown.  Either way, every time I see Slater now, I know what’s going to happen.  The only thing that makes this different than a Ryback match is that you don’t know for sure who is coming out to maul “Wendy” next.

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The 1000th episode of RAW is going to be a ground-breaking spectacle. That’s for sure.  But, I am sure quite a few of Vince’s goons are snorting some serious “booger sugar” if they signed off on letting Charlie Sheen act as the “social media ambassador” for the night.  What the fuck does that even mean?  It’s obviously just a bullshit title given to Sheen so he can play a role and show his face during the broadcast.  Sure, it will draw ratings like 12 sets of flaming boobies, but this has to be the biggest publicity stunt in WWE history.  I hope none of the superstars or Divas actually get to come in contact with Sheen, or WWE itself will go out of business after 80% of its on-air “talent” get axed for Wellness Program violations.  Being around Charlie Sheen, the contact buzz alone would be enough to drop an elephant, I’m sure!

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Speaking of elephants, or huge, imposing things we will find hard to ignore…WWE seems to have found its new “throat stuffer”. It’s called Tout, and they shoved it down our throats even worse during SmackDown the other night than they normally do with Twitter. Now, WWE programming can be doubly annoying!  Oh, goody goody gum drops!

Tout www.tout.com is a site where anyone can shoot a 15-second video on their webcams or iPhone app and submit for the world to see.  Great!  That’s all we need.  Now every kid with a half-assed opinion on anything can put his geeky, annoying mug on Tout and run his/her mouth about any crap they see fit.  I’m all for freedom of speech, but there has got to be a limit. 

I get a really bad feeling about all of this.  Have you ever heard of Chat Roulette?  It’s a website in the social media genre where users were allowed to enter chat rooms and communicate face to face with each other via webcam feeds.  Sounds pretty sweet, huh?  NOPE!  This site quickly became legendary for the proliferation of instances when a chat room would open up only to reveal the real-time footage of some dude slapping his Jimmy around like it owed him money!  Yep, just chat room after chat room of guys showing off their privates.

This is how I see Tout becoming after a while.  Douches will be douches and soon, there’ll be nothing but dudes beating their meat all over Tout for 15-seconds at a time.  It’ll get so bad that the creators of the site will have to change the address to www.whipit-tout.com. But, since this site has a big WWE indorsement, it’ll probably just be filled up with videos of people who can barely spell “WWE” spouting off like they think they know everything.  That, or a bunch of misguided little kids in Cena shirts drooling all over themselves. I guess the web address www.Cena-Humpers.com was already taken.

I am almost tempted to go out there and do a 15-second bit of my own….just because.  But, I am going to pass.  If any of you decide to go check it out and make a video, post the link in an e-mail to one of us here at the blog and we will feature it in our next edition!

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Alright, kids.  I’m going to call this one “DONE”.  Pretty much covered everything I had on tap, so this is a good enough place to call it quits for another week.  I’ll see you all right back here next time Boot Camp is open for business.  Don’t be late!  I’m taking attendance, ya know.

Anyway, I’ll catch ya next time, troops!  Until then…YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Hey everyone, how are you all doing this week?! Welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day!! J I watched most of this week’s RAW and it was okay. It wasn’t as good as I thought it would be but also it wasn’t as bad either.

Some of the good stuff on RAW is AJ. I just love her crazy character. She has really performed well and has made this guest referee storyline even more fun! She has really been putting the moves on Punk and Bryan for a while now. Nobody really knows who she is going to end up with (if she even ends up with someone). I wasn’t really that big of a fan of the whole marriage proposal that took 20 minutes to do. It should have been shorter then people wouldn’t have complained so much. Also it was really out there and nobody really believes that kind of stuff anymore because WWE does it so much. Who really needs another wedding storyline?

Did you know there is a PPV this Sunday?! It is the Money in the Bank PPV. There are two matches for this PPV that the winner gets a World Championship match or WWE Championship match. They can use contract any time they want to. They have up to a year to cash it in! For the WWE Championship MITB you have four former WWE Champions John Cana vs. Big Show vs. Chris Jericho vs. Kane. More than likely Big Show is going to win it but I’m not 100% sold on it. You see I have a vision, that’s right, a physic vision. I’m going to tell you what I see. I see Big Show taking everyone out one by one. Then he grabs the ladder and proceeds to climb it, while he is doing this you hear the music “Do you smell what The Rock is cooking”? The Rock comes out. Big Show is kinda shocked to see him coming towards him. The Rock takes out Kane, Jericho, and Cena. Then he gets into the ring and Big Show is still climbing up the ladder. The Rock grabs a chair and hits Big Show in the back a few times and Show falls off the ladder. The Rock does The People’s Elbow on Show. Then The Rock grabs the ladder puts it up and he climbs up the ladder and grabs the briefcase and is your winner. Doesn’t this make sense? Then The Rock can challenge the WWE Champion at WrestleMania 29 whoever it may be. That would make a big twist for the WWE Championship. The Rock then can show up at the 1000 episode of RAW and explain to the WWE Universe what he has planned for us.

Now onto the World Championship MITB match. You have Christian vs. Santino vs. Tyson Kidd vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Dolf Ziggler vs. Damien Sandow vs. Sin Cara vs. Tensai. I have two favourites who I would like to see win this match. My first pick is Cody Rhodes. I have said it before, Cody Rhodes is a top performer and if he is given a chance he can go places! The other person who I would like to see win is Tyson Kidd. I really hope the push they are giving him doesn’t stop after MITB. Even if he does lose I really want to see him go up the charts. He is very talented and the WWE needs him. Please Vince gives Tyson a shot and let him shine. He’s the closest thing to Bret besides Natalya that can actually do things in the ring.

The big rumour making the rounds this week is about Kharma. Apparently she is finished with WWE. I hope it isn’t true. We never really had a chance to see what she can do in the ring. With the stillborn death of her baby I don’t think she is ready to return to the ring anytime soon. I don’t blame her either. I wish her the best and here’s hoping we will hear her evil laugh again on WWE TV.

I totally forgot to watch TNA this week. I heard Hogan got laid out and will be missing some action for a while. The reason why they did that is Hogan will be getting back surgery. I think with Hogan out of the picture, Impact can just get so much better. Maybe it will be the last we will see of him? LOL I wish (along with a lot of others). But for now let’s enjoy the Hogan and Bischoff less of TNA!

I bought the blu ray copy of Bending the Rules. It was finally released in Canada. I do have another copy of it from Diva (thank you so much) but it kinda got ruined the second time it got watched. But anyone the blu ray version is pretty sweet because it has all of the extra stuff including a different ending to the movie. If you haven’t check it out, make sure you do because it is actually pretty funny and good!

Have you been enjoying the segments with Heath Slater getting his ass kicked by for WWE Champions on RAW these last few weeks? I know I have. I missed the one with Vader but I did see the others with Rowdy Piper, DDP, Psycho Sid and this past week Bob Backlund! My God Backlund must be very old but he hasn’t really aged at all. The guy still has it! Unreal! I think it would be very cool if Ultimate Warrior showed up for the 1000 RAW and beat the crap out of Slater. Even though I may not Warrior you have to admit he was part of the WWE for a while.

Anyway this is it for me this week. I hope everyone has a great weekend and if you’re going to watch the PPV this Sunday have fun watching it! Until then have a nice day!! J

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Yowza’s! What a week! Oh I think I might possibly have a doozey here for all y’all. This Diva has been busy gathering material. I think I may have something special. Oh the pressure I just pressed upon myself with that, now I just hope that I can make this worth your while but I am confident that I should be able to make some, shall we say… MAGIC, out of this weeks Skirt Sheet. It’s time to shut it and get to bidness…

 

I promised last week that I would discuss TNA’s Destination X pay-per-view with all of you since the card wasn’t complete as of the time of the Fatal 4-Way’s publication. I will always full-fill my promises (providing I actually remember making one, haha). Unfortunately I wish I didn’t make this promise. This was a shitty pay-per-view. I was so bored sitting through it, I was looking for stuff to poke through my eyes and any other facial orphus I could think of.  I started off freaking confused as all get out. My viewing of the pay-per-view started in a middle of some random match with a bunch of guys I have never even heard of. I guess it was some “Last Chance” qualifier match for the X-Division Championship Tournament they were holding. The winner of that match was Mason Andrews (asphincter said what?), and immediately he went on to the semi-final against Kid Kash (now I know who that is). This match wasn’t horrible, but I believe this is where I started to look for stuff to stick in my eye. In the next semi-final it was Kenny King (who?) vs. Douglas Williams (know him), and I thought Williams would go over but nope… Random new guy went over. At this point I had hopes that TNA wasn’t going to be predictable like the WWE. However, in the third qualifier, Sonjay Dutt, who recently returned to TNA, went over Rashad Cameron. Shortly after that, TNA had put together a video package on Jesse Sorenson, which was amazing and I quite enjoyed it. Then they brought out Jesse Sorenson out to talk live to the fans in what was a really good and heartfelt promo.  Then this happened…

Zema Ion. I still don’t know what a Zema Ion is, but this guy with the gnarly hair, and the world’s second ugliest pants (first still goes to the Norwegian curling team from the 2010 Winter Olympics). I’m not sure what this guy’s deal is suppose to be, but it bothers me. He looks like a rejected gigolo that no one would pay money to sleep with (maybe he has to pay them, I dunno how this would work, because he couldn’t pay me enough to go down that road). He came out just as Sorenson was leaving and was competing against Flip Casanova. Yes, I just said FLIP CASSANOVA!! Who the hell was smoking the bad shit the day that poor dude got tuck with such a dorky ring name? I should feel pity for him, but even as a new comer, I’m pretty sure I would have vittoed that name. I knew right away that Zema was going over in this match, because Sorenson stated in his promo that he wants Ion to go over in the entire tournament so that he had something to look forward to when he comes back. Gee thanks buddy for the spoiler. Could have warned me first. After Zema’s match came the confusing series for Bound For Glory (hole). I must be missing a lot over on TNA since I haven’t found time to tune in. What the hell are the points for? This is confusing and stupid. If I’m confused, what must that make all the dumb wrestling fans? I’m a smart cookie, not to toot my own horn (toot-toot), and I don’t get it. Anyways, Kurt Angle took on Samoa Joe and lost to the fat-assed-moob-motorboating Samoan. If you can’t tell by now, I don’t see much in Samoa Joe, actually that’s not true. Good wrestler, I just can’t stand his look or his face, or his giant ass. Match of the night was up next. I usually despise last man standing matches but for some reason I watched this one with less dread than I have in the past. AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels. A storyline that had a lot of high emotions going into it. Great build-up, even though it didn’t make a heck of a whole lot of sense, at least it was something. I really like AJ Styles, so sitting through this match wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be. I actually put down the knife I was contemplating (that means thinking folks) using to cut out my ocular (eyes) cavity (don’t do this at home because I didn’t haven’t a knife and I wouldn’t have done anything so stupid. It’s just for dramatic affect. If you are dumb enough to actually try to cut out your eye then you’re probably dumb enough not to properly sterilize the knife.) This match was solid. I enjoyed it and I liked the fact they took the match out of the ring and went further away from ring side. Bravo.  Up next was the Ultimate X match to determine the winner of the vacant X-Division championship between Mason Andrews, Kenny King, Sonjay Dutt & Zema Ion. Again, after Sorenson’s promo, I knew exactly who was going to go over in this match and I realized that TNA is just like the WWE after all. Zema Ion is your new X-Division champion. And while we are at it, Austin Aries is your new TNA Heavyweight Champion.

 

Oh Austin Aries. TNA’s answer to WWE’s CM Punk. Only thing is, the dude can try as he might to look and act like Punk, but he will NEVER be CM Punk. NEVER! Next time any of you feel like you need a good laugh and flick on TNA wrestling, pay close attention to Aries. I bet you will see it too.

 

Do y’all want to get “MAGICAL” right now? Too bad if you don’t because I’m about to have a blast. So this past Tuesday I went to see the male stripper movie (no, not with my boyfriend. I couldn’t pay him to see that movie), Magic Mike, starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer (I actually have no bloody idea who this dude is, but not too shabby), Matt Bomer (yum), and Kevin Nash. Yes you read that right. KEVIN NASH. As in the 52 year old professional wrestler, who played male stripper, YES MALE STRIPPER, Tarzan in the movie. I am HIGHLY traumatized here folks. So much so that I couldn’t enjoy the sexiness that belongs to Tatum and Bomer. Every dude on that list could dance and air hump so well that nobody blew out a hip, except one. If you said Kevin Nash than you guessed it!!! OMG it was horrifying and sad at the same time. Don’t get me wrong, Nash was in great physical shape, and they didn’t show him below the waist, except once and he was in a speedo thingy, which is where the traumatizing comes (ew) into play. The shot was super quick but for some reason, my eye line was at level with Big Daddy Cool Diesel’s transformer. I may have just peed a little after busting a gut at that description. Anywhoooo, the guy was thankfully put to the back of the group numbers (great view, eh Nash?), because he couldn’t dance. Now I’m not sure if he actually could have but just couldn’t get comfortable being up there  or maybe he was uncomfortable with an actor who is open about his homosexuality (lets hope it’s not that because there is no reason to be uncomfortable. And that would be Matt Bomer, in case anyone was wondering), or if he couldn’t move very much because of his nasty habit of breaking a bone of some sort whenever he breathes heavy. Either way, Nash was horrible in this movie. I don’t know what possessed the casting director to put him in this movie. Or what possessed Nash to audition for this movie. And wouldn’t everyone reading this, want to be a fly on the wall when he walks through the doors to the male locker room in the WWE? It’s been 15-16 years since Shawn Michaels posed for PlayGirl, and they STILL aren’t letting that one go. Nash is gonna be in for some massive ribbing.

Or this…

OHHH My EYES! MY EYES! lmfao!

 

Go Tyson Kidd Go!! I’m actually pulling for him to win his Money In The Bank ladder match. I know it’s a massive long shot but I would love for him to get a massive opportunity. One that would just catapult him to the top. I know there seem to be a lot of people behind Tyson as they have seen what I have seen and believe for him to be underrated & underused, because he is. Wouldn’t that be awesome if he is afforded the opportunity to go over in that match, cash in on a dazed and confused Alberto Del Rio or Sheamus and 1-2-3!! Tyson Kidd World Heavyweight Champion!! That would be such a shocker. I will keep dreaming.

 

Speaking of Money In The Bank, Greg recently brought up a theory he had regarding The Rock. He thinks it would be awesome if he is a surprise entrant in the Money In The Bank ladder match for the WWE Championship contract, then win the match. Goes on and cashes in, I think Greg said at WrestleMania. When Greg was telling me all about this, I couldn’t help but think that is such a great way to swerve people. As of right now, I’m thinking Cena is so going over in that match because that is the one thing he hasn’t done and won. Why not now? It’s stupid and I think that is the match I’m looking forward to the least. I don’t want to see FORMER multiple champions ONLY in one of these matches. It’s unfair to guys who deserve to at least have the opportunity to shine. WHERE THE FUCK IS KOFI KINGSTON in all this? He didn’t even get a fucking qualifier. I’m not holding my breath for Wade’s return any time soon. July is already half over and no sign of my British hottie (shhh don’t tell Mat).  Wow, this time I really got off topic. Where was I going with this? Right, anyways, it was announced that The Rock would be at the 1000^th episode of RAW on July 23^rd (when they will start being 3hour long programs). He’s suppose to be making a statement regarding the WWE Championship.  So I guess we will see what transpires at the Money In The Bank pay-per-view.

 

KANE! The WWE keeps dropping the ball on him. He was this nasty, gnarly monster who beat the tar out of Zack Ryder and John Cena, and Randy Orton. He was this can’t be stopped and unable to feel emotions. Yet they all of a sudden had him making out with AJ, and now he’s all buddy buddy tag teaming up with John Cena this past week. If there ever was a character that has be scratching my head in bewilderment, then it would be Kane. Is he a bad guy or is he a good guy? Is he a tweener?

 

Speaking of AJ. What the hell happened on RAW? AJ proposes to CM Punk, and then Daniel Bryan proposes to AJ? This is the weirdest fucked up shit of a love triangle I’ve ever seen and I sat through General Hospital’s Brenda-Sonny-Jason-Carly-Jax years (hell if I’m not mistaken, that shit is STILL going on-minus Brenda).

By the end of RAW, she had slapped both fella’s across the face. CM Punk needs to get back on track, and I hope that this Sunday at the Money In The Bank pay-per-view will finally put an end to all this stuff. It’s just taking away from my wrestling and making me work harder to remember promo’s and shit like that. What got me laughing was before the match that anonymous RAW General Manager made earlier of Eve and Daniel Bryan vs. AJ and CM Punk. Eve came up to CM Punk and was talking about how he needs to watch himself because AJ is crazy and all that jazz. The look on CM Punk’s face says it all…

Yep! That’s my face too when Eve is talking. And doesn’t she look like a man in this photo? It’s like the more make-up she paints on herself the more she looks like she belongs in a drag queen show.

 

OK! Lets just get this out there. I called it. I knew that the revealing of who was the anonymous RAW general manager was going to be Rikishi all over again. For those of you who don’t know what that means, it stems back to the a day in the past at Survivor Series, where “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was hit by a car and the person drove off. For months nobody knew who had done it. There were so many amazing speculations as to who was driving the car, and what motive did they have? Then it was revealed to be Rikishi, and nobody cared. It was like that toy you find at Christmas time hidden away, and you think it’s for you but on Christmas day, it’s no where to be seen. A giant fucking let down! The RAW anonymous general manager was a Rikishi-incident. Hornswoggle was the General Manager who communicated through the lap top that made Michael Cole famous for saying, “Can I have your attention please?” and  the ever famous, “…and I quote…”  Someone needs to lynch that dang midget!

 

The Game brought this up to me as well. Big Brother started this past Thursday, but I wasn’t aware of the cast yet because quite frankly I’m trying NOT to look at spoilers for this season. Anyways, he asked if Psycho Sid’s son was one of the house guests staying in the Big Brother house, and I said I don’t know. So I did some checking and low and behold, Psycho Sid’s son is indeed in the house. Frank Eudy. Who knew! I’ll have to keep y’all posted on his game play. (It’s currently Tuesday, so I haven’t seen the show yet, but OMG it’s suppose to be the biggest season…YET!)

 

Well, I may as well call it a day. I’m not planning on writing next week because I am going camping next weekend and I figure I’ll have too much to do. However, if I find time to get done writing earlier in the week then I will get something out. Also, due to my camping trip next weekend, the Fatal 4-Way will be late getting out as I won’t be home until after two in the afternoon sometime. Until next week sometime, cheers peeps! Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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WWE

Money In The Bank

-RAW Money In The Bank Ladder Match: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho  vs. Kane  vs. Big Show

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena

The Game’s Prediction: John Cena

Greg’s Prediction: The Rock (read my article to find out how) or Big Show

-WWE Tag Team Championship: C)Kofi Kingston & R-Truth  vs.  Hunico & Camacho

Sarge’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Diva’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth (by DQ because of the Prime Time Players)

The Game’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

Greg’s Prediction: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth

-World Heavyweight Championship: C)Sheamus    vs.    Alberto Del Rio

Sarge’s Prediction: Sheamus

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

-SmackDown Money In The Bank Ladder Match: Tyson Kidd vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Christian  vs. Tensai  vs. Cody Rhodes   vs. Santino Marella   vs.  Damien Sandow

Sarge’s Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

Diva’s Prediction: Tyson Kidd (going for the dream and the long shot)

The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

Greg’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

-WWE Championship with Special Referee AJ: C)CM Punk  vs. Daniel Bryan

Sarge’s Prediction: CM Punk

Diva’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

The Game’s Prediction:

Greg’s Prediction: CM Punk

Well, that is all folks! Hope we get an exciting Money In The Bank pay-per-view this month. I am really pulling for Tyson Kidd, but I know it’s a long long shot. He will probably steel the show, unless Wade Barrett returns and takes him out. I love Greg’s senerio about The Rock. Lets see if he’s right, so come back next weekend. Remember, we will be LATE next week because Diva (me) will be camping for the first time with her boyfriend, Mat, and friends. Wish me luck! Lol!!

As I trip over my own feet walking down the jetway, the guy behind me says “well your feet might not be working but your legs sure are” Wow!

-Mickie James via Twitter @MickieJames

Laurinaitis Sucks, Cena’s Divorce & more!!

Happy Mother’s Day out there to all you Mom’s! Y’all deserve it! Raising kids and being the best parent that you can be is the toughest job out there and the pay sucks, but the benefits more than make up for it. We cherish and love our mom’s so much and thank-you for giving us life (and not actually taking it back when we do something wrong!) One day, I hope, I’ll get a chance for a mother’s day of my own. To all those mommies kicking asses and taking names, this blogs for you!

I’m not sure if this will turn out to be a traditional Dexter list because to be honest, I’m just really really pissed off tonight. Worst week at work, and it didn’t even start at work. It started because some morons in their father’s Lexus decided that it was fun to harass me at a gas station then proceed to follow me to work. Anyways, that’s been my week. It’s time to stick the duct tape over my victims mouths and get to work.

 

For those unfamiliar with the Dexter Skirt Sheet, should know one thing…It’s all in fun. It’s a hypothetical way for me to take out my frustration about wrestling in my blog. I do not condone or suggest that anything actually happens like this because that’s immoral, and wrong. I wouldn’t hurt them, I just get frustrated sometimes. However this will be the first time that Shawn Michaels, and Michelle McCool won’t be featured in the Dexter list. I’m not even sure if this is going to be a list in the traditional sense of the word. It might just be me über bitching. Well maybe until I get to Laurinaitis. That could get messy. Must remember to lay down the proverbial drop cloth.

 

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW this week. It seemed to be the longest two hours ever. Everything was just completely dragged out and the matches were very lack luster.

 

The Miz putting Brodus Clay over, nearly made me want to vomit. The match just sucked! It’s obvious now more than ever that The Miz is not going back up to the top anytime soon. In fact, I think they are what I’m now referring to the “Getting Matt Hardy-ed.” Talented person, who pisses the officials off once and/or makes a boo-boo, and then gets punished by losing to subsequently untalented and waste of space performers that need to be put over but don’t deserve to be put over, and this goes on until the “Matt Hardy-ed” party’s contract is over or until they get fired. It seems ever since Miz, missed catching R-Truth, he’s been going straight down hill from the top. Accidents do happen, I truly believe that. Nobody is perfect. I have to deal with that in my own job. Apparently I’ve nearly been Matt Hardy-ed here because of one mistake. People expect you to be perfect, but if they want perfection, hire robots. Anyways, back to The Miz. Looking like an orange aside from too much spray tan this past Monday, he went out there and worked hard to make both himself and Clay look good. Judging from the fact that Clay sucks massive herpie inflamed balls that’s not easy to do. Either way, Miz deserved more from that match. He should have gotten the win over Clay. I get that the WWE wants to keep Clay as a monster in the ring and gentle dinosaur outside of the ring, but come the fuck on! Who is stupid enough to buy into this? The WWE is already recycling and old gimmick from the 80’s by stealing The Junk Yard Dog’s idea of bringing children into the ring to dance with them. I’m just waiting for some Church mother to freak out and start saying that Clay is a pedophile. That will put  a stop to the Funkasaurus. What makes him funky anyways? Is it fromundacheese? Not even going to question why he’s a saurus. Think about it!

 

And for the record… I still think he looks more like Funky Kong from Mariokart than King Hippo from Tyson’s Knock-out game! Just sayin’! And we all know I’m always right.

 

Dolph Ziggler! A man who was once in the WWE championship picture. A question that still makes me wonder who did he blow to get put there.  While you’re pondering that question, I’m going forward. I know that a lot of you think that Ziggler is talented but I find him inconsistent. This past week on RAW, he fucked up his finisher the Zig-Zag, which btw are rolling papers that a lot of people use to roll their fatties! The booking in this match sucked anyways. Kofi Kingston’s S.O.S is a great move that he rarely hits, and then Ziggler kicks out of it? Like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BALLS WAS THAT ABOUT????  Nothing about this entire match made any sense. I felt like I was watching a TNA match. Kofi wasn’t the problem. He never is. But between the booking, and Ziggler, it made everything look like complete crap!

 

I am seriously starting to believe that I could run this company better than they are.

 

And what the hell is this A&W dude, or AW or Ass Wash, or whatever his name is. I’m sort of confused because wasn’t this guy Abraham Washington before. OMG I just got it! AW = Abraham Washington. Anyways the name isn’t important, what is, is apparently he’s building a stable. He’s got Primo, Epico and Rosa and maybe possibly Mason Ryan. You know what I’m thinking here… Anyone who goes with A&W/AW/Ass Wash/Abraham Washington, I bet eventually ends up on the “future endevoured” list. I see four people looking ready to get the boot.

 

Kaitlyn (not my niece but the WWE Diva) has an Adam’s apple. Just sayin’!

 

I’m still on the belief that current WWE Diva’s Champion, Layla, is going to hurt someone. She’s so sloppy. She’s been with the WWE for how long now? Six years. Six years and she has no fucking clue what she’s doing out there. She’s sloppy which means she can easily hurt someone. Someone with talent. Go back and dance for the mother ship of air heads. I’m tired of these shitty ditzy bitches coming into the wrestling world. Lets keep, Karma, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Tamina. Get rid of the rest. Offer Trish and Lita a contract to help out Fit Finlay train the few that might have a decent career like Kelly Kelly, Eve and maybe Layla. Get Mickie James, Tara (Victoria) and Gail Kim back. Allow them to have strong matches. Use them properly and promote them properly. Then steal Velvet Sky and Angelina Love and rebuild the Beautiful People. How much work would the WWE have to put into fixing the Diva’s division? Not much. Look how fucking easy I made it. It’s just the matter of dollars and contracts. But it’s not completely hopeless. Get writers specifically for the Diva’s. Have three or four writers coming up with ideas and storylines for the Diva’s. Slowly infuse them into the shows and each week I bet those girls will be taken seriously again.

 

I’m glad Paul Heyman is back. Not overly thrilled at how he came back. The wrestling genius showed up last Monday on behalf of Brock Lesnar. It’s clear that Heyman will work as a fill-in for Lesnar since the WWE only has a limited amount of dates they can use Lesnar for. I’m assuming Heyman is there to speak for Lesnar who apparently hasn’t learned the proper way to cut a promo. Heyman, is an excellent promo man. He often says what he wants and goes off the cuff quite often. However, I didn’t feel it this past Monday. I felt nothing from him. I get that he was suppose to be angry about the treatment of Lesnar, but there was so much more lacking from that promo.

 

I guess what I’m really doing is just “Dexter-ing” one person, really! Surprised? Well, why butcher Lesnar right now since he wasn’t on this past week and really I’ve actually annihilated him 3 weeks in a row. I’m giving myself a Lesnar break! Lol!!

 

John Laurinaitis: I certainly have better things to do with my time then listen John Laurinaitis verbally masturbate.  Remember that drop cloth I mentioned before, time to lay that sucker down, and cover up because this is gonna get messy!!!!!!!!!!  This self-serving son of a bitch has become what Eric Bischoff was to WCW. A poison. A cancerous strain that has been injected into the core of the WWE. Slowly killing the company. A company which I’ve been loyal to since I was a youngling. If WWE goes under because of Laurinaitis, I’m out of wrestling. I can’t take TNA. I can watch it here or there but not consecutively. I’m glad that Laurinaitis feels that he can get off by stroking his own ego and boost his self confidence but like any masturbatory admissions, nobody needs to see that.  He’s talking about how he went into a fit of rage last week and attacked Cena, well that made me want to pee because I was laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all. If he wants to see what a true fit of rage is, I’ll show him. OK him showing up here and there was annoying but livable. Now he’s taking up like fifteen minutes of television where a perfectly good match could be placed. That fifteen minutes isn’t including all the backstage segments in which they stick him and Eve in. I want my fucking wrestling back, and less of that ball-fart Laurinaitis. The writers actually have something good going on with the GM gimmick right now, but unfortunately they don’t have anyone good enough to work it. No matter how much Laurinaitis thinks he’s talented, he’s less talented than a door knob that WON’T turn. I’m starting to go bat crap cray-cray here and it’s his fault. If they could have actually put someone in there with a bit of a personality then maybe this stupid GM shit wouldn’t be so unbearable. What do we have to do in order to restore the business? I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of hearing that scratchy throat of his and now I want to cut it right out of him. That way, he can never talk again.

 

I wasn’t overly impressed with RAW or SmackDown, and I missed NXT and Superstars. So yeah!

 

I’m not really sure why Maxine from NXT is all of a sudden on RAW tagging with Natalya.  Actually scratch that. As I wrote it, I figured it out, lol!! Beth Phoenix is “injured” and the Bella twats are gone (WHORE-YA), so there is a lack of heel Diva’s right now working in the division. Not sure if we will see Eve back in the ring as she’s got this “suck”-atary position going on under (yes I said under) John Laurinaitis. Whether or not they are going to turn AJ or Kaitlyn heel is unknown right now. They did waste a perfectly good spot on SmackDown this past week pitting those two against each other in what was not a wrestling match but more of a very weak chick fight. I almost had my friend Mat believing that AJ was twelve, but he’s too smart for me. Ha!

 

The end of RAW sucked pretty gnarly ass. I’m not sure how beneficial it is to not put over your WWE champion. I get that they want to keep Lord Tensai (Albert) undefeated, which is smart if they end up using him right (which they won’t), but still. Instead of Punk being pinned by Tensai, maybe they should have had Daniel Bryan go over Punk instead. At least then it adds that much fuel to Punk going into Over The Limit next Sunday. If Tensai pinned Punk, then he should be the one having the title match despite the Beat The Clock challenge from last week. That’s my opinion.

 

I was discussing with a facebook friend of mine about The SCORE’s AFTERMATH show they put on after they air SmackDown on Friday’s, and how much we both hate Renee. I’m so glad that someone actually agrees with me that she yells through the entire conversation and has absolutely no idea what is good and what is wrong with wrestling. She’s a fan of “The Funkasaurus” Brodus Clay. Like WTF is that?  She thinks Sheamus is nothing. I mean why is she on there? Is she suppose to be pulling in the female viewers? Because if she is, chances are they are fans of the Bella Twins and Kelly Kelly. Because this BITCH ain’t watching and never will. Anyone know where I can apply for her job because I at least know what the hell I’m talking about!! I should know, I’ve been doing this blog for 6 years almost! Plus I’ve been watching since I was still in one piece pajamas with the feet on them! Yes! FEET! God I miss those! I had this pair of Smurf jammies and oh dear heaven they were comfy!

 

OK um, awkward!

 

In a month, I’ll be trekking down to see one of my best friends for the first time since meeting him 8 years ago online. You guys know and love him as Sarge. I can’t wait for that. I’m hoping we can do a youtube video edition of the Boot Camp/Skirt Sheet. It would be super froot! Plus I get to meet his babies! I’m so looking forward to snuggles from Kaden and Aly! And Mrs. Sarge and I have some massive shopping planned as well. Hurry up MAY! I can’t wait to get my vay-cay on!

 

I think that’s a great spot to call it a night. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

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BOOT CAMP

How’s it hangin’, hosers?

Actually, don’t answer that.   The whole “hangin'” thing makes me think about certain parts of my anatomy.  Parts that are currently under a baggie filled with frozen peas to help with swelling.  I guess I should explain myself before this becomes any more uncomfortable.

Back on Wednesday, I had a vasectomy.  It was a mutually agreed upon decision after we had my daughter.  We had our little boy and our little girl, and we decided we were DONE.  So, I figured the best time to get the procedure was while I was still on active duty. Since I am technically done with the Air Force as of June 6th, I wanted to get in there and have it taken care of as soon as possible. Sure, I was nervous.  It’s freakin’ surgery….on my man parts!  The very thought of it would make a lesser man cringe and run away with his wiener tucked between his legs….or, as I like to call it, a “drag queen starter kit”.  But, I digress.

Anyway, I bit the bullet and went in there.  I sat down and  waited….and waited….and finally, they called me back to the room to get my gown on (the one where your ass hangs out the back) and get prepped.  Let me tell ya, it wasn’t really quite as I had imagined it, or even how other people had described it.  I felt a lot of really uncomfortable pressure and yes…some pain.  It was NOT pleasant whatsoever, but I got through it, and now I can say….it has been done.  No more kids for this crusty old Sergeant!

But, like I said, my wife and I are good with that.  Two perfect, healthy and ridiculously adorable little ones are just enough for us.

But, hey!!  What am I doing?  Why am I telling you all this??  We are a wrestling blog, not a medical journal.  The best I can do is relate this to wrestling by comparing it to the bit where Mr. Yamaguchi-san (from Kaientai) confronted Val Venis and said, “I choppy-choppy your pee-pee!”.

Well, they didn’t “choppy-choppy” anything.  One tiny incision, two stitches.  That’s all it was, in the end.  Sure, my “McNuggets”
will never be the same, but it’s still a Happy Meal, baby! Super-size that bitch!  Well, not for a few more weeks, that is.  I need my time to heal.

Speaking of needing time to heal, I think I need to change the subject before we lose all our male readers with all this wiener surgery talk.  I know we’re all adults here, but there are some things even the most macho of us “men-folk” can’t stomach for very long.

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Looks like my balls weren’t the only ones having a bad week.  Anyone remember “Rimjob” from last year’s WWE Tough Enough?  The former Miss USA?  She was sentenced this week for her arrest back in December for driving drunk  with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit in the state of Michigan.  Fakih was given six months probation, 20 hours of community service, and $600 in fines and costs.

I think it’s safe to say we all dodged a bullet when she was eliminated from Tough Enough.  If this is her lifestyle and she is going to get nabbed for such stupid and completely avoidable shit like this, she would have been “future endeavored” long before she ever saw the light of a WWE arena.

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Being the MF’n king of segues, the guy who actually won last season’s Tough Enough, “Big Andy” Leavine was released from WWE about two weeks ago (April 23, 2012).  You gotta love how people go through all that trouble to win a competition like Tough Enough and then never amount to a pile of bunny turds!

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Remember not long ago, just before WrestleMania, when The Rock sang about basically screwing Cena’s wife?  Well, he didn’t, but he might just as well have because news broke earlier this week of John Cena filing for divorce from his wife (and high school sweetheart), Liz.  No real details were given, but no doubt the life of a sports entertainer, the long hours on the road and the hectic schedule just finally broke the couple apart.  It happens all the freakin’ time.  Seems not even “super Cena” is impervious to the effects his life has on his personal relationships.

But, as if there aren’t enough comparisons and similarities between Cena and Hulk Hogan, Liz Cena has hired prominent attorney Raymond Rafool, who also represented Linda Hogan in her divorce.

Creepy, isn’t it?

I guess even his wife got tired of choking on the Kung Pow chicken after all this time.  Hope Cena has fun doing the Five Knuckle Shuffle…….

Nah, it’s too easy!

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So, who else thinks that the news of Brock Lesnar quitting WWE last Monday night is all a huge pile of bullshit?  I’m not believing for one second that he only came back for a month to have one match against John Cena and break Triple H’s arm before leaving again.

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One last thing for this week, it appears to me that Eve has come down with an incurable case of Bella Syndrome.  She’s the latest WWE Diva to have fallen out of usefulness in the ring and assigned a role to portray backstage.  However, instead of having her lurk around aimlessly, they gave her a fancy new job title and have her dress like a naughty librarian…which I am not completely against.  She’s not my favorite Diva by any means, but I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed.  Just sayin’….

But, this all seems to point to an inevitable “future endeavoring” in the near future.  It happens all the time.  When people stop seeing as much ring time and are given a more backstage presence, it generally means they are on the chopping block.  I guess we will have to wait and see what really happens, but if you wake up one day, check your Facebook or Twitter feed and get the news of Eve being FE’d, well…..just remember, I told you so!

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You know what?  I’m done for this week!  Sure, I might have more I could possibly talk about, but I don’t want to give it all away at one time.  I mean, don’t even get me started about John Laurinaitis being Cena’s opponent at Over The Limit…and how fucking retarded that idea is.

Anyway, I’m going to get out of here for now.  I’ll be back next week unless I happen to suck at budgeting my time and let a thunderstorm stop me from getting my article done when I had the time to work on it. Yeah, that’s what happened last week!  I totally botched that one like a freakin’ BOSS!  This week, I didn’t even let getting neutered stand in the way of bringing this thing to all of you!

You damn well better appreciate this!

But, I’ll see you all back here next time.  Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

Oh! One last thing.  It has come to my attention that, in the past month or so, our numbers have been going up considerably.  The number of people who visit this blog each week, that is.  It has jumped to levels I never imagined.  Lord knows who actually read this stuff, but I just wanted to say….to all of you who are….

THANK YOU!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone… which actually makes it fair.

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That’s it for this weeks edition. Next week we will have our WWE Over The Limit PPV predictions. Sorry to all those TNA fans who missed our predictions this week, but truth be told, I forgot. And Greg reminded me way too late for me to go digging. So Next week the Skirt Sheet will have the low down TNA’s ppv (whatever the name is this month, haha). Cheers!

 

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you are say-ing…I don’t speak UGLY!”

-Angelina Love

WrestleMania 28 FUN-FUN-FUN!!!

FINALLY!!! WrestleMania is in a matter of hours. I bet y’all can’t wait for tonight!! As usually we have a full weekend here for you all, so lets get to it, shall we?

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Alrighty then!  Hey, know what time it is?

Did you just look at your watch?  No, I meant in general.  Do you know what time it is?  It’s not lunch time….or dinner time….or sexy time…or Daylight Savings time…or even Vader time.  No, it’s Boot Camp time, bitches!  Let’s get to it!

More importantly, it’s WRESTLEMANIA TIME!  Yes, this Sunday (perhaps it’s Sunday when you’re reading this blog) it’s the greatest pay-per-view event of the year!  The WWE’s Super Bowl.  Did you think I was going to sit this one out??  Awww HELL NO!  In fact, I’ve got a little something here for ya.

Listen up!

The Sarge is back

And I’m here to entertain ya!

Bringing you a rap

About this Sunday’s WrestleMania.

Chris Jericho returned

And he’s challenged CM Punk.

Trying to break down the champ

Calling his Dad a drunk.

Dredging up family secrets

Getting under Punk’s skin.

Jericho thinks these mind games

Are going to help him win.

Once all the talking’s finished

And the final salvo hurled,

We’ll see who is left standing

As the REAL “Best In The World”!

There’s a battle for control

With Team Johnny and Team Teddy.

Laurinaitis on both the shows?

I don’t think we’re ready!

Teddy Long, I can tolerate.

I hope his team won’t bomb it!

‘Cause I swear to God, I promise you…

If Team Johnny wins, I’ll vomit!

Cody VS Big Show

Seems almost like a joke.

But Big Show has a habit

Of the WrestleMania choke.

We’re gonna see Randy Orton

Face the Big Red Monster, Kane.

Will the Viper strike with an RKO

And leave the monster slain?

Or could it be that Kane will win?

Add Orton’s to the list of names

Who challenged the Big Red Monster

And went crashing down in flames!

The Divas match is set!

Eve and Beth versus Kelly and Menounos.

Who’s gonna win?  I don’t care.

I’ll be in the bathroom dropping “Big Shows”!

There’s the long-awaited match

For the World Heavyweight belt.

It’s the annoying, shit-head vegan

Against the Brogue Kick dealing Celt!

A Tag Team Triple Threat match?

I didn’t even see it listed.

If I hadn’t checked WWE.com

I’d never know it existed.

Taker VS Hunter

A rematch from last year.

It’s Hell In A Cell with a special guest ref….

Hold on!  I need another beer.

As I was saying, it’s Hell In A Cell

For Triple H and Taker.

Shawn Michaels is the guest official.

He could be the difference maker!

He could screw the Phenom over,

But I hope he doesn’t try it.

If he is the reason Hunter wins,

The fans are gonna riot!

I hope it ends well for Taker,

But what fills me up with terror

Is thinking the “End of an Era”

Will be ending in an error.

It’s Cena versus Rock

So over hyped, I’m sickened!

With all the Twitter trending

And the stupid Kung Pow chicken.

These two have been battling

Like Darth Vader and the Rebels.

Rock chants for “Boots 2 Asses”

And calls Cena Fruity Pebbles.

Match of the Year?  Maybe so.

Might even win a Slammy!

When The Rock whoops that candy ass

Alllllllllllllllllll over Mi-a-mi!!

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Before I go, I need to touch on one more thing.  I know I brought this up a while back, and Diva talked about it just last week….but it happened again on Thursday night.

 

Gaaahhh!!! Dude really needs to knock it off with the creepy eyelid paint. It’s just too weird!

Okay, here it is.  Cena has his Fruity Pebbles.  Right?  Well, I have now found a cereal fitting of Jeff Hardy and his oogie expressions of creativity…..

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Okay, people.  This is where I say goodbye for another week.  If you’re getting WrestleMania, I hope it’s worth the inflated price tag.  If you’re smart (and able to), you could just stream it and watch it for free.  As for the rest of us….

I’ll catch you all back here next time!  Until then, troops….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

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Hey everyone, how are we doing this week? I’m pretty good myself. I just celebrated my 33^rd Birthday yesterday (March 29^th) by going to Cora’s for breakfast and working at night. LOL I had a fun time! But did you know I share the same birthday with Diva?! Yes that’s right! We’re just so awesome that we had to be born on the same day! Haha! Are you jealous yet? 😛 Actually tonight (Friday) and tomorrow night (Saturday) I will be celebrating more for my birthday. I will be going to the bar tonight and tomorrow night I will be putting on some roller skates and skate the night away! I’m so looking forward to it!

Another thing I’m looking forward to is this Sunday. I will be going over to Colleen’s house to watch WrestleMania 28 with Diva, The Game, Colleen and Emily! It should be a great time! I can’t wait to finally watch The Rock vs. John Cena for the first time ever. It should be a great match. I really enjoyed their segment this week on RAW (it was probably the second thing I liked about this week’s RAW). They had a great back and forth promo which was done really nice. I really hope The Rock gets the win here because he does deserve it. Plus it has been so many years since The Rock has gone one on one with anyone in the square circle! This match will be the main event and I hope it lives up to everyone expectations!

Next match I’m looking forward to seeing is Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship. I really like how Chris has brought in this heat with Punk’s family. It makes it more interesting and it also makes Punk kind of volunable. We haven’t seen Punk like this ever since he did that kick ass promo last year. Actually I don’t think Punk has been like that before on TV. It is a different side of Punk we’re getting to see now. Also Chris is being the best heel that he is. He is one of the top heels in this business. He’s such a great one. I’m sure he will be remembered as one of the best all time heels. I’m really torn as to who I want to win this match. I’m going with Jericho just because I have been a fan of his from the first time I saw him wrestling on WCW Nitro. But if Punk wins I will be happy too. Just that I will be wrong on my predictions! Oh well. But who knows maybe Jericho will win the Championship on Sunday. Prove everyone that he is the best in the world?

Another match I’m looking forward to watching is the Hell in the Cell match. It will be Triple H vs. The Undetaker with HBK as the special guest referee. I’m rooting for The Undertaker to win (sorry The Game)! I don’t want The Undertaker to lose. I want him to go 20 to 0. I believe he will do that. Undertaker deserves to win his 20^th match. I want him to be remembered as the wrestler who never lost a match at WrestleMania.

Speaking about The Undertaker Diva just told me the news about how he and Michelle McCool are having a McTaker! How about that? The Undertaker is going to be a Dad for the fifth time now! Wow, way to go Deadman! I wonder what his demon is going to look like. LOL

I really don’t have too much to say about the World Title match other than I hope Sheamus kicks Daniel Bryan’s ass and wins the belt. I really don’t like seeing Daniel as the champion. I’m getting tired of him and I want to see Sheamus with the belt. The guy is a great worker and he has always impressed me ever since he came into the WWE a few years ago. Plus I want to see Sheamus vs. Barrett at SummerSlam for the World Title!! I’m sure Diva agrees with me on that one!

Kane vs. Randy Orton should be a good match. I like Randy Orton a lot. He’s a great talent and he looks so umm yeah great! J LOL But I’m picking Kane to win this match. I feel as though Randy doesn’t really need the win as much as Kane does. Kane needs to get heat and if this continues to the next PPV then Randy can get the win on that show.

Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy has really lost my interest with so many talents getting dropped from this match (Christian, Alberto Del Rio technically he wasn’t announced but was rumoured). I just don’t care. Well I do actually care. I hope Team Teddy wins. Which means Johnny is off from our TV for good. Well I guess we will see if that happens or not. I don’t want this to go on anymore. WWE needs to start clean on Monday with new feuds.

Cody Rhodes has been really great on the mic. I have always liked him ever since he started wrestling. I know a lot of people didn’t like him at first and I know a lot of you still don’t like him. But I think he could be the breakout star of 2012. He has so much potential to become a great superstar (Perhaps even better than his Dad Dusty). He still has a lot to do to prove it. But he’s doing a great job so far. Even though I put the Big Show down to win at WrestleMania 28 I still think Cody is the better wrestler. I just wished they made the IC Championship mean something more (Instead of using it as a prop). This is supposed to be the second most important championship after the two top championships. I hope Cody will get a rematch after Mania and win the IC championship again.

Kelly Kelly and Maria whoever she is vs. Beth and Eve will probably be okay. I already heard Maria is hurt and can’t wrestle because she broke some ribs on Dancing With The Stars. Meh! Maybe they could bring in a returning Karma to take her place? That would be something special for sure! I wouldn’t mind seeing that actually happen! Then Karma could squash Kelly Kelly after like a fly! Yes let’s do that!!!

I heard a rumour that a certain former WWE Superstar might make his return at WrestleMania. I’m not going to say who it is because it hasn’t been confirmed as of now. But if it is true, this return could potential affect two matches on this card. The question is, which match will it affect?! Also how will the fans react to his WWE return?

One thing I will like to say about RAW. It was a “Big Show” for the most part! If you watched it and saw the promo with Cody Rhodes you will know what I’m meaning. Cody was referring to how Big Show chokes at his matches on the biggest show of the year. So he was telling everyone certain things using the word Big Show. I hope I don’t Big Show tonight. Or you know the Leafs they Big Show last night. LOL That was my favourite thing from RAW this week. Believe me it was hard for me to stay awake for the full two hours plus! I don’t know what Creative was thinking but that was by far the worse go home show to WrestleMania in years! WTF were they thinking when they came up with all of that crap? Why did we see Brodus Clay on RAW when he is not even part of WrestleMania? Where was Triple H or Undertaker? All we got was a video. It just didn’t make any sense whatsoever! I hope on Monday we have a blow away show. I also hope the PPV is great too!

Anyway that’s it for me this week! I hope you enjoyed my column this week. If you’re going to watch WrestleMania 28 this Sunday I hope your party is awesome! Have a nice day!! J

If you want to get a hold of me you can do so by tweeting me @blitz101

 

Well today’s the day! In a mere few hours we will be celebrating the 28^th WrestleMania. Can you believe we are witnessing 28 years of the grandest show there is in the wrestling business? I feel so old since I started at the first WrestleMania. Just a side note, last week I said I wanted to be stabbed by a rusty nail with “rabis”, lmao, I totally meant rabies. I better shut it and get to bidness….Lol!!

 

I have a lot of stuff to prepare for today with the party. The Game and Greg will be in attendance later tonight. Looks to be a small affair, which is fine. Like I said last week, our theme is in dedication of 2012 Hall of Famer, Adam “Edge” Copeland. It’s going to be a smash.

 

I have to be honest, the WrestleMania card looks dismal at best this year. The WWE have been so busy in hyping up The Rock vs. John Cena, that they really have neglected the rest of the event. Only in the past week or so have we actually started to care about the Hell In A Cell match between Triple H and The Undertaker.  I will get to each match respectively and include my predictions as well.

Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny. The WWE, in my opinion has wasted a great deal of time on this match and have neglected their two main championship matches. It’s not like we didn’t see this coming, because we totally did. I  just didn’t think that they would spend so much time pushing this on us, and I certainly didn’t think they would have so much damn trouble booking twelve solid wrestlers for this match, but I was wrong on both counts. Team Teddy, looks to be the weakest if you ask me, with United States Champion Santino Marella (weak) as team captain leading Kofi Kingston (solid), R-Truth (solid), Khali (weakest), Zack Ryder (middle) and Booker T (middle) taking on Team Johnny, captained by David Otunga (weak) leading Dolph Ziggler (solid), Jack Swagger (solid), The Miz (solid), Mark Henry (solid) and first it was Christian (solid) and then they replaced him this past Monday with Drew McIntyre (middle). Yes Team Teddy has solid to middle strength workers but with Khali being on the team, it just drags their chances down the toilet. Realistically they are going to lose. There is eleven other guys in that ring who have to make him look good, and they are all going to get tired of doing it, and do you blame them? Couldn’t Justin Gabriel or somebody else have been place in that match? Anyone at this point is a better fit than Khali.  What is the point of putting Christian in the match, if they were just planning on taking him out? As a PEEP, I’m pissed off because I was happy to have him back, only to lose him again. Then I remembered that Vince McMahon hates him so now it doesn’t surprise me that Christian is getting the shaft (and not in a good way). With John Laurinaitis being executive vice-president of talent relations, I don’t see him wanting to put Teddy Long over. Because when you think of it, that’s exactly what’s going on here. The stipulation going into this match is whoevers team wins, Teddy or John, will become the official General Manager of both RAW and SmackDown. This has nothing to do with the twelve guys doing the dirty work in the ring. They are just lucky enough to be getting a pay-check at the biggest event of the year. If Team Teddy wins, then Teddy Long gets over. If Team Johnny wins, then John Laurinaitis gets over. My way of thinking is this; Teddy Long has gotten the best of that douche bag Laurinaitis over the past month, so I’m going to predict that Team Johnny is going to win this one. I don’t want either guy to win because I can’t understand what Teddy Long is saying and I can’t hear what Laurinaitis is saying. As far as I’m concerned it’s a lose-lose for us fans. I’m just happy that Kofi is getting a paycheck.

The Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs as Cody Rhodes, who is currently the longest running champion in the company, will defend his title against Big Show. Through the past few weeks Cody has been humiliating Big Show by showing clips of all of Big Show’s past WrestleMania appearances and matches. None of which is flattering for Big Show. Jokes of Big Show being the anti-Undertaker, and clips of him in his sumo gear has been flashed before us like a memory we all have had to bury deep just to get rid of that image of Show’s dimply ass in the thong. *Shudders. But with Cody getting the upper hand by the humiliation, which also included him handcuffing Show to the ring ropes two weeks ago and beating him with boxing gloves, I’m going to say that Cody may be walking into WrestleMania as Intercontinental champion, but he is NOT walking out as Intercontinental Champion.

With the amount of attention the WWE has given this match, it’s amazing that I even remembered to include it. The 2012 Royal Rumble winner, Sheamus, chose World Heavyweight champion, Daniel Bryan as his opponent of choice for the show of shows. The booking on this match is horrible. There is no real feud established between the two guys. Sheamus is a former champion, and Daniel Bryan is boring. Lol!! I know that doesn’t have much to do with it. I cannot pin-point which fella has the upper hand physically, but Sheamus does verbally. This match could really go either way, seeing as the WWE officials (aka Vince McMahon) obviously don’t care one way or another.  I’m going to stake my claim on Sheamus walking out the winner, but not necessarily the champion.

Kane targeted Randy Orton all because last year, he showed that he could be human. That it was seeing the footage of Randy Orton and him shaking hands that showed him the way back to being an evil monster. The back story here is weak at best. Not a lot of effort has gone into booking this match seeing as they had to reach for a reason that I’m sure we all forgot even happened. Apparently Kane did not. Just like Daniel Bryan and Sheamus, this match could really go either way. It’s a bit harder to predict just because Orton has been more methodical in his attacks, where as Kane has been more laid back. It seems the writers forgot which one is suppose to be the monster. I’m going to base my prediction on who needs the win more, and I’m giving that to Randy Orton. In the long run, he needs it more to keep on a steady path, whereas Kane had his shot. Don’t get me wrong, Kane could use it too. He does need help re-establishing that he is indeed a monster. Randy Orton for the win. By Disqualification.

For the diva’s match they once again have found the lowest of the low to come in, in Extra reporter (and former guest star on One Tree Hill) Maria Menounos to tag with Kelly Kelly to take on WWE Diva’s Champion, Beth Phoenix and Eve. Gee, who will win that match? Maria Menounos and Kelly Kelly because the stupid celebrities NEVER LOSE at WrestleMania (see Snooki). I know I’m bitching but I’m bitching about the absurdity of the entire situation the WWE has place us fans in. As much as we usually take the time to bitch and moan about things, they sometimes surprise us (see Snooki, not sucking as badly as we all thought she would. She’s apparently really good at “sucking”-lol).  I just for once, would like the WWE to actually help instead of hinder the Diva’s division. They had the opportunity to build a strong match, with Beth defending her title against, EVE or, Natalya (wouldn’t that be a dream match?) or Tamina. Fucking WWE dropped the damn ball again!

The WWE has actually done a brilliant job at building this match between WWE Champion CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho. What started as a bid to see who was indeed the “Best In The World,” has turned personal with Jericho bringing Punk’s family into it. Nothing says business like bringing in the alcoholic father, the allegedly drug addict younger sister and the normal mother who married said alcoholic father AFTER the birth of your opponent and calling him a bastard. Jericho said he is going to expose CM Punk as a fraud after he walks out the WWE champion and shows why he is “the Best In The World,” but what exactly are you going to prove? Punk’s personal life has nothing to do with his in-ring ability, and he admitted that his father was an alcoholic. He chose to live the straight-edged lifestyle, how is that a fraud? What does Jericho have some kind of college video tape of Punk doing lines and becoming drunk off of a pink wine cooler, shouting, “it tastes like Pink! It. Tastes. Like. Pink! Hey, that’s what she said!” I just got a call from my boss and I totally lost my train of thought…lol!  Oh right, anyways, I sincerely doubt Jericho can do all that he says he can do, nor do I think it matters because it’s just a storyline. Jericho has the upper hand going into this match and normally I would sit here and say that Jericho is going to have to eat crow, but he came back for a reason. He came back to pursue the WWE championship and as much as I respect and support CM Punk and believe he’s an amazing role model for teenagers and young adults, I have to give this match to Jericho. To be honest, I won’t be upset at the outcome. It’s a tough one to predict.

WrestleMania is about the Undertaker for me. I have a gut feeling that this will be it for the Deadman. He’s become so much of a staple in my life as a wrestling fan that I’m not sure how his retiring will go down with me. I know he has to put his health first and if last years match was any indication, he’s gotta have some reservations going into the Hell In A Cell match tonight against Triple H. And with Shawn Michaels the special guest referee, this match could go anyway. Nobody has the visual upper hand. Triple H probably has the psychological hand over Undertaker, but is that enough? Undertaker can take the mind games because he can dish it out too.  If The Undertaker’s streak is broken and his record stands at 19-1 instead of 20-0, then…

 

I WILL RIOT!!!!!

 

I’m now officially calling this the “UNWANTED BLOW JOB” Match! Oh, how funny I is… For all you Skirt Sheet newbs out there let me fill you in. An “Unwanted Blow Job” match, is the match the WWE chooses to be shoved down our throats for a long period of time, that we hear so much about, so often that we no longer want it shoved down our throats. Most women, don’t really like giving bj’s so this is an analogy they will all get. Lol! I’m a huge Rock fan, and I’ve never hidden my dislike for John Cena, and I’m not going to start now. Everyone is saying that Cena is winning the verbal battle, but did anyone ever think about the fact that could just be your panicky feelings kicking in? All us anti-Cena fans are sweating because people keep saying that he’s out-doing The Rock on the microphone. He’s not people. He isn’t at all. If he is, it’s because The Rock is talking in circles to throw Cena off. To give Cena…oh FUCK THIS SHIT! I’m aiding in the blow job. I’m like pushing this match like the WWE. Why friggin’ bother analyzing it. Cena is going to go over and there isn’t a damn thing we normal fans can do about it. The Rock’s always brought in positive outside media attention, and the WWE has not made that go unnoticed. Cena brings in a disarray of feelings from the fans, whereas The Rock’s fan base seem to be the ones that are paying the money for the events. I’m going to say we are all going to be highly disappointed.  It’s all smoke and mirrors my friends. The WWE is great at creating illusions that make certain people look really good. It’s the Five-Knuckle Shuffle vs. the People’s Elbow. The Attitude Adjustment vs. the Rock Bottom. The STFU vs. the Sharpshooter. And there you have their set moves. Toss in a lock-up at the start, a head-lock in the middle, and about a dozen clothes lines and body slams. If your lucky a well executed supplex and then a pin or a tap-out, no it won’t be a tap-out, a pin in the end and you have their match. Neither guy is all that well-rounded in the ring technically. The Rock has been here before working with a guy who had a smaller move-set than his own, ten years ago in Toronto to be exact. Hulk Hogan has about as much in-ring ability as the spatula in my kitchen utensil drawer, which isn’t much different than Cena’s in-ring ability. It’s all an illusion because it’s the fans who made that match in Toronto, and it’ll be the fans who will make that match in Miami tonight. I want The Rock to win for the simple fact he is NOT CENA, but I know deep down inside, John Cena will be walking out WrestleMania 28 the winner and will brag about it for the next month.

 

Before WrestleMania there is one ceremony that takes place the night before. The WWE’s Hall of Fame inductions. The class of 2012 will be Edge, Mil Mascaras, The 4-Horseman (Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, Arn Anderson and manager JJ Dillion), Mike Tyson, Ron Simmons, and Yokozuna. A pretty solid class, although it is my feeling that there are two very important people missing and I wish that the WWE had added them this year; “Macho Man” Randy Savage, and Miss Elizabeth. Yes I know (to all who are yelling at me…) Owen Hart should be inducted, but do not hold your breath. Remember, it’s not the WWE holding his induction up, it’s his widow, Martha. Inducting Edge will be child-hood best friend, former tag-team partner, Christian. Alberto Del Rio will induct his uncle, Mil Mascaras. Dusty Rhodes (oh great, I hate this man) will induct the Horseman (prepare for the longest speeches in history), John Bradshaw Layfield, better knowns as JBL, will induct his former tag-team partner, Ron Simmons. D-Generation X’s Triple H and Shawn Michaels will induct boxer, Mike Tyson to the celebrity wing of the Hall of Fame, and family members, Jimmy and Jey Uso will induct Yokozuna. All are deserving (except
Tyson, because I don’t think there should be a celebrity wing), so congratulations class of 2012!

 

I saw this on Tumblr and I nearly died on the spot;

Then I realized this is a good thing!!! Because if Undertaker’s super-sperm keeps impregnating Man-Hans McCool, then we will never EVVVVER see that slut-cunt again!

 

 

 

Just before I go, on Tumblr I found this really telling and honest interview with Wade Barrett (God I miss his sexy British Ass) Watch it; http://youtu.be/_iiHxrIqmaU

 

 

 

I guess I’ve babbled on quite a bit already about this weekends festivities. Anyone who is attending WrestleMania, the Hall of Fame or Fan Axcess we would love to hear from you. It’s WrestleMania weekend so be safe everyone!!  Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

 

 

 

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WWE

 

WrestleMania 28

 

-For The General Manager Position of both RAW & SmackDown:

 

Team Teddy: Captain: Santino Marella, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Khali & Booker T (w/Teddy Long and Hornswoggle)

 

vs.

 

Team Johnny: Captain: David Otunga, Mark Henry, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, The Miz & Drew McIntyre (w/John Laurinaitis and Vickie Guerrero)

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

Diva’s Prediction: Team Johnny

 

The Game’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

Greg’s Prediction: Team Teddy

 

-WWE Intercontinental Championship:C)Cody Rhodes vs. The Big Show

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Big Show

 

Diva’s Prediction: Big Show

 

The Game’s Prediction: Cody Rhodes

 

Greg’s Prediction: Big Show

 

-World Heavyweight Championship:C)Daniel Bryan (w/AJ) vs. Sheamus

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Daniel Bryan

 

Diva’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

The Game’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

Greg’s Prediction: Sheamus

 

–Randy Orton vs.  Kane

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Randy Orton

 

Diva’s Prediction: Randy Orton

 

The Game’s Prediction: Kane

 

Greg’s Prediction: Kane

 

–Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Eve & Beth Phoenix

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Kelly x2 & Maria Menudo… or whatever

 

Diva’s Prediction:  Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

 

The Game’s Prediction: Eve & Beth Phoenix

 

Greg’s Prediction: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos

 

-WWE Championship: C)CM Punk  vs. Chris Jericho

 

Sarge’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

Diva’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

The Game’s Prediction: Chris Jericho via DQ

 

Greg’s Prediction: Chris Jericho

 

-Hell In A Cell; Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels: The Undertaker vs. Triple H

 

Sarge’s Prediction: The Undertaker or bust

 

Diva’s Prediction: The Undertaker or riot

 

The Game’s Prediction: Triple H

 

Greg’s Prediction: The Undertaker

 

–The Rock    vs.   John Cena

 

Sarge’s Prediction: The Rock (though I have a bad feeling it’ll be Cena)

 

Diva’s Prediction: John Cena (but I hope I’m wrong)

 

The Game’s Prediction: The Rock

 

Greg’s Prediction: The Rock

 

 

That’s it for this weeks edition of the Fatal 4-Way. Be sure to check back next week for WrestleMania 28 outcomes, opinions and more shenanigans. Hope everyone enjoys the event this weekend. And remember, Don’t Drink & Drive; you could get a straw up your nose. Lol!!! Cheers peeps!

 

“Hold on, hold on…It’s not like you’re going to catch me, You’d be like a giant

 

water buffalo running down a cheetah.”

 

-Cody Rhodes to The Big Show

 

Raw March 26, 2012

 

 

 

 

A Plethora of Wrestling stuff this week & Diva’s ANNUAL anti-Valentine’s Day Rant

I could waste time on a fancy indroduction but why bother? I had a hard enough time

finding stuff to write about in my own blog. Anyways, enjoy people, it was a slow week.

I

I honestly don’t know why I’m even here because it was a huge struggle to come up with

even the slightest thing to say. It might not be decent either. I’m so drained of energy this week that I

don’t even have a decent opening for you all. Imma gonna shut it and get to bidness…

First off before I become a raging bitch… I want to wish my friend Heather a happy

birthday. She is a terrific mother and one of the most generous and nicest people I know, and I’m

lucky to have her in my life, even if it is my virtual life. She and Sarge are two of the most amazing

people and have two of the most adorable children ever. Heather, your birthday card is in the mail, I

had a hell of a time finding American stamps because the only places open on my schedule either

were sold out or I could only buy an entire book of stamps, which I didn’t need. Lol!!! But it is on

it’s way. Cheers Sweetie!

NOW I’m allowed to start being a raging bitch…Shut your hole Chipper, lol, I’m NOT

always a raging bitch 😉 (Yes I’m picking on you because you’re the most likely person to say

something, haha! I enjoy teasing you.)

Annually I have done an anti-Valentine’s Day rant, as I am very much against this

commercialized so-called “holiday.” As far as I’m concerned, it’s not an official holiday if I don’t

get paid time and a half. Or in this case, pain and suffering through all the barf-worthy romantic

bullshit that every man feels like he HAS to do or else he won’t get his annual blow job. Ok lets talk

about that for a second… As a woman, giving a blow job is no longer such a, and pardon the pun,

hard ship, now lots of guys want anal sex (don’t worry Colleen, I’m sending a much edited version

to our niece, lol). Some women won’t even do that for all the diamonds in the world, and I am one of

them (yuck), but I am sure there are some out there who will allow their man to…go “there”, on

Valentines day if their man gives them a worthy gift. Women are selfish and will bend over (haha)

backwards for diamonds and platinum. If they are a cheap ass woman, they’ll bend over for a box of

dollar store chocolates, but lets not go there because those are the women who wear those awful

crocs, date men with mullets and probably give up the back door access on a regular basis. I know

what you all are thinking; “Diva’s single so she’s lashing out at all the couples out there.” Yes I am

single, but my annual rants are because I’m single, it’s because this is a stupid “holiday.” Let me

tell you something about myself… I am a 31 ½ years old (that is my honest age), I am indeed single

(recently), I am a girl but I am not your typical female. My favourite colour is rather girlie (purple),

I don’t mind certain flowers (lilies, orchids, Gerber daisies, hydrangeas, morning glories and

uniquely dyed roses, but I hate HATE carnations because they look cheap), I love chocolate (Lindor

especially, Godiva too. Especially CARAMELS). I prefer to wear jeans, I like shoes and handbags, I

like to look good with hair and make-up in tact (but not too much make-up, I don’t want to look like

a whore). I love my boobs because I had them made smaller, and now they are perfect. I love

hockey, and professional wrestling. I used to LOVE figure skating but pretty much all my favourites

retired and you hardly see them any more and lets face it, there is not nearly enough chair shots. I

don’t get jealous easily, I would rather a man tell me I do look fat in something if I do indeed look

fat because I don’t want to go out looking anymore like a heffer than I already do. I want honesty

not lies just to make me feel good. I do NOT want to celebrate Valentines day, and no I’m not just

saying that. I say what I mean, I don’t fuck around with saying one thing and then get all pissed off

when the guy listens. The only time a guy does anything romantic is when it’s unexpected. I have

said this before in my rants, but if the guy I am with just picks a random date like July 12th, or

October 1st, and does something romantic, then that means so much more than if he does something

on February 14th. If someone was to do something on Valentines day, which I doubt. It might be

different if I’m actually not expecting it, but I could really care less. Surprises are great. One year

my best friends mom and dad gave me a teddy bear and a card, and it was so unexpected that I still

have both 14 years later. My own parents don’t believe in Valentines day for their children. I’m all

for it. If I had kids, I would partake in the despised “holiday” just for them. Other than that, I have

nothing else to share except this…. Celebrate the murder of a human being by finding romance in

the awful act of slaughter. Give your lady or your dude their favourite thing whether it be chocolates

from the dollarstore and socks with no holes in them so their plastic shoes no longer leak, or a blow

job to that special guy in your life for giving you a 10k diamond-platinum bracelet that he is now

bankrupt for. Enjoy. I will not. I am hoping to maybe watch GLEE with my niece on Tuesday, and I

wouldn’t want to spend it any other way.

Moving on to wrestling from this past week…

Normally I would say this was a good week… No “Funkasaurus”!!! Anyone notice that

this is the first time since Brodus Clay’s re-debut that we haven’t sat through any of the shit that is

“Funkasaurus”? I’m hoping that continues, because wrestling is just more enjoyable without that

crap.

Speaking of crap… This farting storyline that the WWE has given Natalya and now

Tyson Kidd, sucks. There are two ways of looking at this…one is negative and one is leaning towards

the positive. So what do you want first, the good or the bad? Bad it is… The WWE is trying to make

the Hart family look, again pardon the pun, shitty for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that

Natalya’s and Tyson’s fans are outspoken (mainly me, I’m guessing) about the lack of suitable

treatment of both, so the WWE is punishing them with this crap-ass (haha) storyline. The good is,

the two of them survive this and the WWE sees just how dedicated they are to the business and they

get the world handed to them. Don’t follow me on this? Remember when Trish Stratus was in the

storyline with Vince McMahon back in 2001, and he made her strip down to her underpants and bra

and get on all fours and bark like a dog? She took a lot of flack for doing that storyline but she said

that if she had said “no” to it, then where would she be now? Nowhere. She did what she had to do

in order to make it further in the business. And now she is the most well known, most respected

WWE Diva and 7-time WWE Women’s Champion. She did what it took to get that push. Maybe, just

maybe, Natalya is doing the same thing with this farting storyline. If she says yes to whatever is

handed to her, then she could be the next Trish Stratus. And why not? Ask yourself, would you

rather be next to naked on your hands & knees barking like a dog in front of millions, or have

someone push a fart button as your doing squats? Think about that. I’d rather fart! I still hate the

storyline, I think it’s disrespectful to the Hart legacy, but I pray something good comes out of this,

and I’m not talking about relief.

Lets be positive for a moment…

Chris Jericho’s promo this past Monday on RAW was Legen-wait for it-dary! Already is

a definite candidate for Promo of the year in my end of the year blog. The elocution of the delivery,

the words and the flow of it. The pieces of truth behind it. The very subtle hints of more than just

him seeking to take back what is his. It’s truly epic!

“The end of the World as you know it has arrived. Because with my re-appearance on

RAW, I spell the end. The end of thievery. The end of plagiarism. The end of charlotons and liars

claiming to be something they are not. By just re-appearing on RAW, I have made every other

performer in this company obsolete. Because every man and every woman who have appeared in this

ring, is nothing more than a Chris Jericho wannabe. A cheap copy of me. Stealing my ideas and

thoughts that I made popular. That I invented. I have got a whole roster of WWE Superstars that are

Chris Jericho wannabe’s in the back, and a whole arena filled with Chris Jericho wannabe’s right

here. Right now. Oh yeah! Oh yeah, look [points into the crowd]; You’re a wannabe. You’re a

wannabe. You’re a wannabe. You’re a wannabe. You’re a wannabe. And the pathetic thing is, I

manipulated all of you without saying a single word. I trolled all of you. And you did whatever I said

because you are all wannabe’s. Just like The Miz. Before The Miz walked out here in a suit and tie, and

a scowl and talking, very-slowly. I did it first. Before Kofi Kingston came here and did all these

incredible moves, I did things in this ring that you’ve never seen before. Before R-Truth said “what’s

up?” I said, “shut the hell up!” Before Dolph Ziggler walked to the ring with Vickie Guerrero, I

walked to the ring in the main event at WrestleMania 18 with Stephanie McMahon. And then there’s,

CM Punk. The worst of them all. A man who will look you in the and bold face lie by saying he’s “the

best in the world,” when he certainly is not. He is not original or unique. He’s nothing more than a

Chris Jericho wannabe. And he knows, deep-down inside, that I, and I alone, am “the best in the

world” at everything I do. I am “the best in the world” at everything I do and I don’t have to write it

on the back of a t-shirt to prove it, because I am IT. Because i live and breathe IT! Because I became

IT when I became the first undisputed champion in the history of this business. When I dominated the

WWE and won every championship you could conceivably win. When I eliminated 28 other men in the

Royal Rumble, including Randy Orton, in his very own home town, I earned the right to be called “the

best in the world.” It’s my legacy. It’s my legend. It’s who I am. So yes, this is the end of the world as

you know it, because I am coming back to reclaim what is mine.”

-Chris Jericho, RAW 02/06/2012

Fucking epic!

Wade Barrett has new theme music. Here is my take on it. I prefer the other one, but

then again I have only actually heard the new one 4 times, and it is hard to really get a grasp on it

on T.V.. So I’m reserving the right to keep my judgment to myself for a while. Besides, on twitter he

told anyone who didn’t like his new entrance music could kiss his, “English arse.” So on second

thought… I HATE IT!!!!!! Because I hate it so much, can I kiss something else? I’m so naughty.

Even if I do start to like it, I am still willing to…wait…If I’m willing to do ANYTHING, does that

make me one of the trashy bitches I was making fun of earlier in my Anti-Valentine’s Day rant?

Nope because I don’t date men with mullets and I absolutely refuse to wear crocs. I’ve had

dollarstore chocolate when I used to work there and no fucking way. Lol!! Wade Barrett is in a high

class of his own, any girl (don’t even get any ideas ladies, I’ve had dibs on him for a long time now)

would bend over (haha) backwards for him. For now, the discussion on how much I would actually

whore myself out to Wade Barrett and whether or not I like or don’t like his entrance music is on

hold.

The Miz fucked up something fierce on Monday night. I wonder if he will see a bit of a

punishment for the miscue on R-Truth’s flip over the top rope. For those of you unfamiliar with

what I’m getting at… The Miz was suppose to “catch” R-Truth as he sailed over the top rope in a

senton, but was unable to because he was standing about a foot to the right of where he should have

been. I guess we could also say that R-Truth didn’t spot properly before making the move and run a

foot to the right where The Miz was standing. It’s a bit difficult to see who was at actual fault. But

no doubt the blame has landed on The Miz. R-Truth was hurt and had to leave the 6-Pack challenge

which featured all 6 of the RAW Elimination Chamber participants. Apparently he is fine now and

that it wasn’t a serious injury. It looked pretty nasty and I guess R-Truth was lucky…this time.

I am very happy that The Undertaker is back, but I do NOT care to see The Undertaker

vs. Triple H at WrestleMania 28, for the THIRD TIME!!!! Rumour has it, Shawn Michaels will act

as Special Guest Referee. That’s more evident now since it was announced last Monday on RAW

that Michaels will be on RAW this coming Monday. It’s no secret that I am not a Shawn Michaels

fan in any way, shape or form, so I am not happy about this coming Monday. I am not happy about

the prospect of him being involved in a match that I have no desire to see again. One thing I can

agree with Triple H on is, I don’t want my last memory of The Undertaker to be of him taken out on

a flatbed cart. I do agree that I think the Undertaker needs to fix the image of him leaving Mania

from last year, but I do NOT think it should be against Triple H…AGAIN! I find it hard to believe

that there isn’t another person out there who could go with The Undertaker at WrestleMania 28,

make both of them look good and still lose without his career being shat all over. Yes I said “shat”! I

personally could stand seeing Randy Orton being a viable candidate to do another WrestleMania

spot with Undertaker. Their last Mania match was pretty good and with Orton more rounded now

than he was in 2005, I think the two of them would have one hell of a match. It is my opinion that

with the WWE taking the three-pete of Triple H vs. Undertaker, they are just incredibly lazy. Their

writers are incredibly lazy. Gives two guys, one who hasn’t worked a match since last year’s

WrestleMania and a guy who has worked like two maybe three matches since last year’s

WrestleMania a crack at the big pay check. Which to me isn’t really all that fair. Same I guess could

be said for The Rock who hasn’t worked since WrestleMania 9 years ago. Either give it to someone

who needs this match or someone who was rather young and inexperienced the first time they

worked with him at WrestleMania. Just three times is rather much. Undertaker vs. Triple part 3

equal boring.

I got to thinking about Daniel Bryan and his whole arrogant persona. It’s not working

for me. I am finding it rather hard to take serious threats from a guy who yells, “I’m a vegan!” all

the time. Ooh a man with an iron deficiency who bruises easily. That is soo threatening. “I’m Daniel

Bryan and I am a VEEEEE-GAN!” He’s a giant pussy! I’m all for not eating meat. I’m not big on it

anyways, but I know that the body needs certain nutrients that come from meat. I refuse to touch

pork products because of a Canadian serial killer who chopped his victims up and fed the parts to

his pigs which became food for the rest of us (don’t worry Colleen, I’ll censor that for our niece, lol).

As for red meat, I don’t much care for it. Fish and sea food doesn’t belong to us, it belongs to the

oceanic eco-system, and it smells disgusting. I pretty much eat chicken and turkey. I need eggs in my

diet, I love cheese and chocolate milk (although I stick to almond milk so it doesn’t really count). I

couldn’t do a vegan diet. I don’t bruise now, and I’ve fractured my baby toe and there isn’t a single

bruise around it. Bruises are gnarly who wants that shit on their bodies? Lol! I have enough

physical imperfections, not bruising is what makes me so special. But to find a man who yells at his

opponents that he’s a “vegan” is hardly threatening. Apparently being a vegan has killed Daniel

Bryan’s brain cells as well, because on SmackDown when he was telling Teddy Long what he

DOESN’T eat, he said, “meat, eggs, dairy and cheese…any product from an animal.” Did he forget

that cheese is dairy. EAT A FUCKING Turkey club sandwich you nerd!

For the record, I cannot stand any of the Diva’s with the exception of Beth Phoenix,

Natalya and Tamina. All the others could fucking blow up for all I care. And who let a 12-year old

at ringside?

And that is it for me. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

Wanna a Piece of Diva? Email her at Fatal4WayBlog@gmail.com

OR, hit her up on Twitter: @F4WDiva

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the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA

or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off! But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your

mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!

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BOOT CAMP

Guten tag, grab-asses!

You ready for some Boot Camp mayhem this week? Funny. I’m not. Not really. Seems there’s

something in the water lately, and at least a couple of us here in the F4W have contracted a case of

creative constipation. Hey, it happens to the best of ’em, folks. It always passes, so please bear with

me…and the rest of us, if we seem to be a little off our game for a bit. Wrestling has just been really

boring lately across the board, and we aren’t left with a whole lot to talk about.

Like I said, it’s “creative constipation”. But we will get over it. It’s not like in WWE where the

constipation is just a symptom caused by a chronic bout of “head in ass disease”.

Speaking of people with their heads up their asses…what the blue fuck is the WWE Board of Directors

smoking? NOT firing John Laurinaitis last week? No wonder Stone Cold used to say “What?” all the

time. He couldn’t understand a lot of this shit either. If I was the kind of raging ass clown that “Big

Johnny” has been the past few months, I would have been FE’d before the Rumble even took place.

There would be no February for little old Sarge. I’d be living in a van down by the fucking river faster

than you could say “bad decision”. Life is full of bad decisions. Some people suffer for them, but

others manage to profit from them. The world is a really screwed up place, troopers! Let’s be careful

out there.

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The intro to this week’s Impact Wrestling show had me rolling my eyes something fierce. It was a

“Star Wars” themed show in celebration of the “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Penis” coming out

in 3D.

Oops. Did I say “penis”? Yes. Yes, I did.

The intro vignette compared several current Impact storylines to those in the Star Wars canon. The

feud between Garret Bischoff and his father, Eric was likened to Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader.

SOOOOOOOOOOO not even close! I sense delusions of grandeur. Bobby Roode/James Storm/Bully

Ray/Jeef Hardy (you’re welcome, Deevzy!) feud was compared to the Jedi’s facing Darth Maul.

Still….I didn’t see the connection. I think they were struggling toward the middle here. They couldn’t

really make any comparisons related to the Knockouts, not because they don’t matter, but because there

really isn’t any “girl on girl action” in Star Wars. Nope! Not even with “Slave Girl” Leia from “Return

of the Jedi”. Sorry, nerds! Drop your cocks and grab your socks. This is Boot Camp, not some God

damn circle jerk. If ya can’t move out of your parent’s basement, at least get your minds out of the

gutter, for Pete’s sake!

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In case any of you were wondering, due to my lack of inspiration, I have taken it upon myself to enjoy

a few “adult beverages” before sitting down to do this article. If my tone seems a little “off”, or there is

just a general “goofed-up” feel to anything I am expressing this time around….Hell, you must be a firsttimer

reader then.

Nothing I do in here is ever “normal” and it sure as fuck isn’t “family-friendly”. I never said CM Punk

was my role model. Anyone who thinks I idolize John Cena (Mr. PG) can line up to my left so I can

run down the whole row and slap each one of you silly bastards clean into next week!

All seriousness aside, if any of you have never blogged under the influence, I highly recommend it! It’s

a lot of fun. Some of the world’s greatest creative geniuses have done some of their best work while

either drunk, high…or after sex. I can’t speak for the “sex” bit since that hasn’t happened lately, but I

may have to try it again soon!

I call it “blogging like a rockstar”. But, I have my limits. I drink. That’s all. I don’t do drugs. I said

this is the work of a “genius”, not Evan Bourne.

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As I sit and watch these shows I recorded in a later time slot, I have to say the commercials are

completely f’d up. This is how people get in trouble. There is a reason why all those ridiculous

infomercials for everything from multi-purpose household tools… to P90X… to Pajama Grams and

“male enhancement” drugs are only on at 3AM. People who are up that late at night are just not all

right in the head. Now, with the Valentine’s Day season upon us, I have noticed a lot more of “those”

kind of commercials coming on during my shows. They are all just one big trap for anyone mentally

impaired enough to take the bait.

Case in point, commercials for Valentine’s Day boxed chocolates. Once a “must have” item for anyone

looking for a little “boom boom”, now….not so much. From what I have heard recently, more women

are NOT looking for candy at Valentine’s Day. In fact, they would rather NOT have it. Our society has

become more image conscious, and too much chocolate will give them a badonkadonk that makes Kim

Kardashian’s ass look anorexic. Candy does not bring a couple closer. The guy just gets caught in the

woman’s gravitational pull. He’s not in love. He’s just in orbit!

Forget doing something unique to show your affections. Screw naming a star after your “old lady”.

Buy her enough chocolate, and soon her ass will get so big, it will have its own zip code!

So yeah, to all those pretty little fuck-sponges they show on the Russel Stover commercial gushing

about how they all want chocolates for Valentine’s Day…..I’m throwing the BS flag!

Let’s face it. The only “chocolate” they want in their mouths on Valentine’s Day is probably named

Leroy. Just sayin….

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Don’t believe that shit for one second, fellas!

See, TNA? I can do Star Wars shit, too. At least mine makes sense.

Ya know what? I’m going to quit while I’m ahead. Probably for the best. Don’t you think?

I’ll catch ya back here next time, troopers! Until then….YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet? You got something to say to me? E-mail me at

darkside619@hotmail.com and get it

off your flabby little chest! Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will

be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article. Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and

sound off!! I’ll make you famous! >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you:

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The Nick Diaz Controversy:

Hey everyone, welcome to another edition of Have a Nice Day. I guess I should start off with my

thoughts on this year’s Royal Rumble. First off I would like to thank Diva and Colleen for letting me

watch the PPV with them at Colleen’s place. I always enjoy watching PPVs with them. It is always a

blast!

J

The PPV itself wasn’t really a blast! LOL It was more a bust. The one thing that stood out to me about

the Rumble is how unorganized WWE Creative is. Actually how lazy they are. Here we have one of the

biggest PPV of the year and what does WWE do? They add two matches on the day of the PPV!!! WTF

WWE?! Why would you do that? I can understand if you decide to add one match but two matches at

the last minute! (With no build up whatsoever is really not cool at all). Also we fans don’t deserve to

be treated like that. WWE shouldn’t be able to pull something like that. It just goes to show how much

creative really thinks of us. They say they listen to the WWE Universe, well I say hell no they don’t! Lol

It is just not right.

About the Royal Rumble match itself it was okay. I didn’t like the fact how we had all three announcers

be part of the match. It just goes to show you how much WWE is lacking in the talent they have. Even

the surprises they had weren’t as exciting as previous years. Some good things about the match Kofi

Kingston amazing hand stand going back into the ring, Sheamus winning the Rumble by upsetting

Jericho(who I thought was going to win), Kharma’s surprise return and strength after just having a

baby about three weeks before.

The Kane/Cena match was stupid. I didn’t like the ending at all. You never have a double count out on

a PPV. Especially a match that is supposed to be a somewhat main event. After the match was over it

just got worse! I just don’t get it. This feud started out good then it just got worse. The whole Zack

Ryder/Eve storyline just didn’t make it better. The acting has been horrible. Cena needs to be better

on his timing. He’s just so bad. The way he is acting, he has no chance against The Rock in cool factor

(even if he did have a chance) when they start building their match. I’m going to be glad when this

whole Cena/Kane thing is over at Elimination Chamber PPV. Anyway that’s all I have to say about that

match.

The Elimination Chamber PPV is coming up next. It actually could be entertaining if WWE plays their

cards right. Let’s start off with the Smackdown Elimination Chamber Match. You have Randy Orton vs.

Wade Barrett vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Daniel Bryan (champion) vs. The Big Show vs. The Great Khahli. I

could see this going two different outcomes. First Wade Barrett comes out as the Champion and will

face Sheamus or Daniel Bryan retains the belt and faces Sheamus for the World Championship. Out of

the two matches I would like to see Wade vs. Sheamus for the World Championship at Wrestle Mania

28. I believe that would be pretty sweet. It could have the better build up. These two superstars could

tear down the house and it could potentially be a match of the year. I’m sure Diva would agree with

me!

The RAW Elimination Chamber match: We have CM Punk (champion) vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Mize vs.

Kofi Kingston vs. R-Truth vs. Dolf Ziggler. This match I’m really looking forward to because I believe

Chris Jericho is going to win the WWE Championship. Yep then we’re going to have the EPIC match of

the year at WrestleMania 28 Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship. Both of these

guys are in their prime and they will pull all of the stops in this match! Believe me it is going to be

EPIC!!

Moving along to this week RAW. The Miz did one of the worse things a wrestler should not do. He

didn’t protect his fellow wrestler. During the main event R-Truth did a running flip over the top rope

and was supposed to land on top of The Miz. Except The Miz wasn’t there to catch him. Truth landed

badly and had to be rushed out of the ring. Luckily Truth is going to be okay but The Miz got reamed

out by Triple H after the match in the back in front of the whole locker room. Now The Miz has heat

with WWE Management which means he will probably be in the dog house for a while. Which really

sucks because I am a huge Miz fan. I don’t want to see him getting pinned by the likes of the

Funkasaurus. Please no!

The Undertaker finally returned last week on RAW and wants a piece of Triple H at WrestleMania 28. I

really don’t want to see this match again but I don’t really have a choice because I’m not part of

Creative. So I guess we will see it whether we want to or not. But I did like The Undertaker’s video this

week. It was cool. He wants revenge. He may have won the match last year but he didn’t win the

battle. He wants another shot. So when will Triple H say yes? Perhaps as early as this Monday when

HBK returns? What will HBK say to Triple H to convince him to fight The Undertaker again? Or will HBK

try to prevent Triple H from saying yes? Hmm big questions?! Okay maybe I am interested in this

match now that I have written all of that! LOL

I haven’t really said too much about this year WWE HOF. I’m happy Edge is getting inducted. He

deserves it for sure. But a part of me wishes it was Randy Macho Man Savage getting inducted. I just

don’t get Vince McMahon. Why can’t he just induct him? The WWE HOF doesn’t seem like a wrestling

HOF without Savage in it. I just feel he should of been in there already and he isn’t. Seeing Ric Flair

getting his second induction just doesn’t seem fair. I do like seeing Mike Tyson getting inducted into

the Celebrity part. He has done so much with WWE and he is just a huge fan. He should be inducted.

Next year should be Pee Wee Herman! LOL

Okay I’m done for this week. I have written a lot for this week. So I hope everyone has A Nice Day!!

J

You can reach me on twitter @blitz101

That’s it for this “exciting” week in wrestling. Good job to my boys who put in this

weekend. Loves it! Next week we will have WWE Elimination Chamber Predictions. I know we were

suppose to do TNA’s Against All Odds pay-per-view predictions, but I am the one who sends them

out, and I didn’t have access to Internet all week until just now so no TNA predictions this weekend.

You can all breathe a sigh of relief. Lol!!

“’ang on, just ‘old on a second, I’m going to be as polite as I can ‘ere, but are you aware that you’re

nothing more than a WrestleMania punch line?”

-Wade Barrett to Big Show

SmackDown 02/10/2012

A New Addition to our team officially makes his debut as one of us!!!

Haha!! That’s right bitches!!! Greg is permanent here in the Fatal 4-Way!!! He’s a great addition to our little pose and we are back, hitting it with all new crap for you to guzzle down!! Enjoy because 2012 is the year of the 4-Way!!!!

 

It REALLY does Begin…NOW!!!

 

(MUST WATCH YouTube vid)

 

http://youtu.be/owHwojA5Ebw

***the views and opinions expressed in “Boot Camp” are strictly my own and do not in any way reflect those of WWE, TNA or any other group that I might inadvertently piss off!  But….If you’re gonna get all emo over it, then run home to your mommy, curl up in the fetal position and cry salty tears into your fucking Ovaltine!!***

BOOT CAMP

Yo yo yo!  What’s poppin’, Bro?  Get your ass out of slo-mo.  It’s time to GO GO GOOOOO!!!!  Y’all are my troopers, as if you didn’t know.   The New Year’s upon us, time to make it my….HO!

Okay, I’m done.  Seriously.

Before I get to the thing EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY’S talking about….I’ve got some other junk to get off my chest first.  Hornswoggle!  Un-freakin’ believable!  I know WWE is all PG and shit, but letting Horny out of his cage for even 5 minutes is 5 minutes too many.  What they’re doing with him is so retarded, it’s an insult to retards, not to mention all of us who are NOT!  WWE only thinks we are, and that’s part of their damn problem.  This isn’t good old “Slim Jim’s and beer” wrestling.  This is “graham crackers and Kool-Aid” wrestling.  It’s not even “wrestling”.  It’s just horrible. Every time I hear that fruity Irish jig playing on my TV, my IQ drops 30 points.  Even my son doesn’t buy into this Hornswoggle shit. He leaves the room and plays with his blocks when Hornswoggle comes out.  Guess I’m raising him right after all.

They had him beat Sheamus in a Battle Royal around Christmas time, but that was only to push along the storyline of him getting a wish granted from Santa Claus.  We are all STILL regretting that little lapse in creative judgment.  Now, they had him pull Heath Slater over the top rope to show that he may very well win the Royal Rumble. Really??  Really??  I’m begging you, WWE! PPLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE give me a contract!!  I will punt that little turd so hard, he’ll wake up in another solar system!

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I’m sorry, but I just can’t see Daniel Bryan as the World Heavyweight Champion.  He’s a great competitor.  Don’t get me wrong.  I don’t think he “looks” like a World Champion.  There’s something about him that doesn’t jive with me.

But, that’s just me.  Believe what you want.  We are all entitled to our opinions.  I am.  You are.  The crazy cat lady down the street.  The guy who drives by your house every morning in the white van with no windows.  Everybody.  So, don’t fucking judge me!

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Still have to laugh about Hunico.  He should have kept his mask on so none of us would know who he is.  Unfortunately for him, that’s not the case, and now….he’s doing THIS!

Nope! That doesn’t look gay at all.

Here’s comes Hunico and Camacho down the ramp on their pimped-out Hunicycle! So, Huni was pissed at Ted DiBiase because he wasn’t invited to DiBiase’s party.  Really?  This is the reason for a feud?  That’s more pointless  than when Chris Jericho spilled hot coffee on Kane. Hunico asked DiBiase why he couldn’t “party with his posse”. Again, I laughed.  Anyone who rides “bitch” on a fucking bicycle has no business getting in anyone’s face about anything. Just another illegal looking for a handout, from how it looks to me.

If WWE doesn’t work out for him, he could always take his Hunicycle and try other jobs.  Maybe become a hair dresser and shave off people’s Huni-brows.  or take up farming and grow a field of Huni-corn.  I bet people would come from miles around to see that shit!  But, once they found out it was just stupid regular corn, half the country would be rallying to deport the poor fucker.

Or, he could just deport himself and save us all a bunch of red tape.

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Okay, what’s the deal with Kane.  He tricks Cena by  coming up out of the ring and trying to kidnap Zack Ryder.  Was Kane’s glove supposed to have chloroform on it, or what?  He subdued Ryder simply by putting his gloved hand over his face for a few seconds.  I don’t get it.  At first, I thought maybe Kane had borrowed the Mandible Claw from Mankind, but a mix of Kane and Mankind would make him Abyss, and that’s a whole ‘nother show, people!

Great! Now that I put “chloroform” in one of my articles, if something happens to one of my kids, everyone’s going to think I tried to copy Casey Anthony.  If they did, they’d be even more wrong than the jury that let Anthony off the hook.  I still smell a rat…and it smells like chloroform.  Hopefully, everything will turn out great for me and my family, and you all won’t get that chloroform-y feeling as you suffer through another boring year-long snooze-fest of a trial.  Better watch myself, though.  If Nancy Grace needs something to boost her ratings, she might come snooping through my trash someday and have the FBI come and look on my computer for suspicious Google searches.  I wonder if my case would hold up if all they found were links to Asian ass porn and video game walk-throughs.

Alright, I have really reached a low point this week.  I am taking Kane straight from Katie Vick to Casey Anthony.  What the Hell is wrong with me??

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I have to ask.  What the blue crap was that with Jericho on RAW??  Does he think he can just show up, not say a word except YAAAYYYY a few times, and that’s good enough?  Dude….I’m still scratching my head. Is this the 2012 version of a Rick Roll?  Did we all just get Jeri-Trolled??  What the fuck was that?  All he managed to do was prove all the geekboys out there right and show us that the possible spoiler pic shown across the Interwebs of him at the Nashville airport earlier that day were all…..100% correct.  I couldn’t believe some of the shit I was seeing as the time drew closer. People were buzzing about everybody from Undertaker (with a year-old pic somebody dug up and posted) to the freshly retired Brock Lesnar.

Nope! Just Jericho…in all his human slot machine-looking glory!  His snazzy duds were like a cross between Liberace and the DeLorean from “Back To The Future”.  Just don’t tell me where he was hiding his flux capacitor!

Please…….don’t!

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I want to thank Diva for helping to celebrate the arrival of my darling little girl last week.  You can see why I had my hands full last week, but Deevz was gracious enough to post pics and everything.  My hat is off to you, young lady!

Wait…I’m not wearing a hat.  What the…..???

Anyway, I thought I’d do the “Daddy” thing and post up a pic of my great little girl,  AnnaLynne Klaire.

She’s the little doll on the right! 

You’re welcome.  😉

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Well, there ya have it.  Y2J breaks the walls down…and I cross all kinds of lines!  It’s what we do, people.

I’m going to cut this one off here.  I’ll be back next time, so don’t think you can get rid of me that easily.  If the Internet Police haven’t hauled me away for doing “God knows what”, then I’ll be here waiting for your sorry carcasses!

Don’t be late.

Until next time, troops…..YOU’RE DISMISSED!!

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Had enough yet?  You got something to say to me?  E-mail me at darkside619@hotmail.com and get it off your flabby little chest!  Your feedback is both welcomed and encouraged, and your responses will be highlighted in my next Boot Camp article.  Your orders are clear, troops……it’s time to stand up and sound off!!   I’ll make you famous!  >:)

Until next time, this is The Sarge…..reminding you: If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.

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Hope everyone enjoyed their New Years. At The Skirt Sheet, I kept things a little short (haha), and ended up laying low. Oh well, dem’s da breaks! New year, new beginning, and hopefully new legs by the end of the year. I’m kicking ass at my Trish Stratus Yoga DVD, and have made a solid work out plan for the month of yoga mixed with cardio. In February I’ll change it up a bit and do more yoga and then in March I’ll do more Cardio. I totally recommend Trish’s yoga DVD. If I remember I’ll post her website shop address near the end.

 

First off, Sarge, BRAVO on your Boot Camp last weekend. Although, we don’t farm olives up here in Canada but for the Mexi-cools part 2, they are welcome to just walk over our boarder crossing, since we let any Jinder, Epico, or Khali in if you know what I mean, and they can yank on some cucumbers.

 

“It Begins” wasn’t The Undertaker. Now I never said it was going to be, but I was guessing. Jericho did try extremely hard to swerve everyone. The WWE didn’t really work all that hard to conceal it when he flew into a very busy airport that afternoon in Nashville. Good job! Jericho himself was busy posting pictures of him all over Europe on his Twitter account (@IAmJericho). At least he was working at swerving people, the WWE seemed to have given up. For those of you don’t get what Jericho was doing, then either you’re novice or not as intelligent as you THINK you are. The only thing I’m truly unclear about is, the promo’s with the two children. I’m wondering the part about “when she tells me to…” who this “she” is? Stephanie McMahon? Trish Stratus? Lita? If Trish & Lita came back as the “She” who told him to come back, then awesome. Lol!! Then again, I have a tendency to over think things. He had that crowd in the palm of his hands. At first they seemed a bit confused yet happy to see back Y2J, and the more he played up how happy he was to be back, the more they fed off of him. He showed that he had the power over them to command their admirations without opening his mouth. What I took from it was the fact that it made people take notice and wonder what Jericho was doing there if he wasn’t going to speak. The other two previous returns he did with epic build up ended with him cutting a stellar promo. But instead of Jericho doing that this time, he played a methodical mind game with everyone in that arena and at home. As he left the stage, you could see that gleam of a cocky man, on his way to a slow heel turn, where he is going to be at his most evil (if the WWE does this right). The fans were still left in awe, yet were booing him by the end of the segment. Just what Jericho wants. Only time will tell to be honest. But in all sincerity, this sign says it all…

FROOT!!!!! Damn tootin! Lol!!! Don’t ask!!!

 

As a woman, I follow the women in both WWE and TNA Impact wrestling quite closely (when I can, in regards to the Knockouts). Now I don’t always agree with what they are doing and all, but Can we PLEASE stop the Camel Toes?

One camel toe is enough, but TWIN CAMEL TOES? Really?

 

Camel toes aside (lmao), the WWE diva’s really need to step it up. TNA’s Knockouts were featured on IMPACT in the Main Event on December 29th, and Gail Kim and Mickie James brought the house down in what could have been Match of The Year, if we wait long enough to do the end of the year best/worst shit. Beth Phoenix, Natalya and Tamina need more matches (and NOT together). What they need is to have REAL competition. Not inflatable dolls with the I.Q less than rubber.  TNA Knockouts aren’t lacking on the skank factor, lets be honest here, but the thing is, I’m not taking notice of that, because those chicks can actually wrestle a match. So noticing that their boobs are up to their chin, or their nether lips are hanging from their denim shorts, is a moot point. I have never noticed that because what I see are women who can kick ass in the ring, and make each other look like strong competitors. What knockouts lack in in-ring skills, they make up for in verbal and mic skills. Take Madison Rayne for example, she sucks in the ring (mind you she’s still better than some of the WWE Diva’s) but she is excellent on the mic and has maintained the character and has done an exceptional job at building herself up. Compared to TNA’s Knockouts, the WWE Diva’s have just basically been divided into Babyface Divas and Heel Divas, the WWE’s creative team have totally ignored the fact that their Diva’s need character. Once that don’t dry hump the air (Eve and Kelly Kelly). Maybe, just maybe more fans would get behind them if we saw more well rounded characters come out from Alicia Fox, or Tamina, or all of them. It wouldn’t kill them to all take acting classes, and learn out to talk into the mic. There only ever were a handful of diva’s prior to this who actually could talk on stick. Sable, Sunny, Ivory, and Trish. If any of you remember the first time Trish Stratus took the microphone, she looked like a deer caught in the headlights, but eventually she grew more comfortable taking the reigns with her character. Vickie Guerrero only has her character and she’s it the only WWE Diva who is just that. She has character. She has a persona that she plays off of out there, and since she’s become this cougar with the loud, “EXCUSE ME,” she’s made herself very valuable to the women in the company. She stands out, and it isn’t just because of her “Guerrero” last name. Beth Phoenix is a close second with the microphone in her hand, but even still, she’s a long way from reaching the top where Guerrero is. The WWE need to spend some time on their diva’s. Because if they can make one who is excellent on the stick, but sucky in the ring, we might actually be able to get behind them. Look at Cena. Can’t wrestle but the bum-hole can talk. Madison Rayne, can’t wrestle, but she can talk and act out her character. I will also say this, at least Madison Rayne knows how to run the ropes, Kelly Kelly doesn’t know how to do that.  It worked for Michelle McCool too. As much as I hate that over-stretched anus, the bitch could run her mouth. She made me hate her more than I ever thought imaginable. She had to talk enough for two. Layla couldn’t wrestle or talk, yet she made Layla stand out. TNA have something special with their knockout’s that the WWE doesn’t have with their Diva’s.

 

Moving forth… wait?

 

Anyone remember Saved By The Bell? Apparently Dustin Diamond isn’t the only Save By The Beller who wants to be involved in wrestling. Dennis Haskins, who played naive principal Mr. Belding, wants in. Apparently Haskins was put in touch with United States Champion, Zack Ryder via The Miz, and started appearing on Ryder’s YouTube show. He recently spoke to the Miami Herald and said the following;

 

“I wouldn’t want to do anything to disrespect Mr. Belding. I have scenarios that I think would work. I turned 61 this year. It’s not like I’m going to be coming off the top rope. If J.R. [Jim Ross] is in the ring, I think Mr. Belding can get in the ring. Wouldn’t that be something having Mr. Belding versus Michael Cole? I better go to the gym. Zack could also set up The Max backstage with Zack hanging out with his buddies, and Mr. Belding coming out to support him as friend and ally. If I got to do anything with him, it would be a great thing. I do know he did this on his own, and it’s his moment in the sun. I want to support him. It’s all about Zack Ryder.”

To that I say…Hell To The NO!!!

The Rock is rumoured to be returning to WWE television in the upcoming weeks. He is currently filming a movie in New Orleans called Snitch. He has a movie opening up February 10^th called Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. In the upcoming weeks, I suspect we will need to see more of The Rock than before seeing as there is only 12weeks until WrestleMania 28. Twelve weeks to build up their main even that they set up a year prior. I’m sorry but with so much time, The Rock is going to have to learn to juggle!

Another possible return to the WWE ring is Rob Van Damn. Word on the dirt sheet circuit is that he might be returning. Same rumour applies to Batista, who apparently found out the hard way, that just because he’s big and cut, doesn’t mean he’s talented and can actually fight. His MMA career fizzled out before it really even began. Speaking of MMA, there is another strong rumour that Brock Lesnar wants back in the WWE after announcing his retirement at the last UFC event. I’m sure our Game has that in his YouTube vids.

Randy Orton tweeted recently about the problem in his back. Said that it’s between his L4 and L5, that he herniated a disc. That was causing him problems in his left leg. It seems like it will be better news, and with all Wade Barrett hyping up the Royal Rumble, and everything going down, I suspect Orton will cost him the Rumble in some manner.

Now maybe it’s just me, or my keen sense of alertion (is that a word? Fuck it, it is now), but I couldn’t help but spot just how happy Wade Barrett was after squashing Santino Marella this past Monday on RAW…

I am TOTALLY hopping on that Barrage! Boner Barrage is AWESOME! (Yes I notice where the referee is pointing to, and I need to thank him because his hand is what drew my attention to the happy in Barrett’s manties).

My niece Kaitlynn wanted me to discuss the bitter divorce going on between The Awesome Truth. Back in November, just after Survivor Series, we saw The Miz attack R-Truth, then brag about it since. Now that R-Truth is back from his drug violation, it seems that Truth is one-upping his former tag team partner. And as much of a non-fan of R-Truth’s that I am, I have to say, this past week was damn entertaining. Quack! Quack!  Only R-Truth could get away with that. But let me say this… Truth’s duck, has nothing on my baby cow! (If you know me, then you know my baby cow noise). I was never a major fan of Awesome Truth to begin with, as I fully believe that it brought The Miz back down to mid-card level. Which it totally did. However, it brought R-Truth up a notch. Having Truth as a heel made him more worthy of my attention than the annoying ass-hat who would rap his way through the throngs of fans on each show. For starters the dude can’t rap. Second of all, it’s annoying and the only way it would have been entertaining is if someone tripped him, like The Game and I always said we would do if we ever got the opportunity. Having R-Truth as a heel just seemed to work and made him less annoying because heels are suppose to be annoying. With Truth being back to being a face, I’m not sure how entertaining he will remain. Lets just say, we will be a-ok with R-Truth if he doesn’t start his “WHATS UP” rap again!

Next week I want to focus on the mid-card talent. Guys who should be pushed but never will. Some around the WWE locker-room refer to themselves as the Mid-Card Mafia. I’m going to look further into this and be next week with more.

I love being the proprietor of all these shits and giggles (camel toes and boners, oh my), but it’s time to shimmy on out here and hang with my home-boy, Greg. Since we’ll be watching the movie “The Help” later today (read the book first. I will warn you now, I couldn’t put the book down. Yes it’s mostly for chicks, but it wouldn’t kill you boys to edu-ma-cate yourselves a bit on the civil rights movement for integration of two different races).  Because in life, there are winners, and there are losers…Be Jealous and Be Sexy (how come this ending phrase just doesn’t seem right in this spot after discussing the Civil Rights movement?- *Shrugs).

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Brock Lesnar Retires, More from UFC 141:

http://youtu.be/kZuX9nBknFE

It Begins…Chris Jericho Returns:

http://youtu.be/OKqj4YsG2Rc

Remembering Chris Kanyon:

http://youtu.be/et4R5kByvs0

 

Rumble Pics, UFC on Fox, and More with Special Guest– Greg!:

http://youtu.be/i5279hADv98

Hello everyone!! I would like to announce I’m taking over as one of the four writers at the Fatal 4 Way Blog. I want to thank Diva, The Game, and Sarge for letting me come aboard! If you don’t know by now let me introduce myself. My name is Greg. I have been part of Fatal 4 Way Blog for about two years now. I have only done run-ins during that time. I’m looking forward to doing a lot more for this blog in 2012 and beyond! I hope you’re ready for some fun stuff coming your way! I will try my best to make sure I entertain you as much as possible and also talk about the wacky world of professional wrestling!

First off before I get into this blog for this week I want to ask you the reader do you like the title of my blog? Currently it is called Have A Nice Day. I figured I needed something wrestling related and I wanted it to be catchy. So yeah, that is it for now (Unless anyone else has some ideas for me)? You can reach me at @blitz101 on twitter, or via e-mail glane2@cogeco.ca

This week I wanted to try something different. I want to give you my Top Ten List for Things I Want to See Happen in Pro Wrestling in 2012. Wow what a big title! LOL so let’s start this list already!

10) I want to see a better Diva division in WWE. It’s time for WWE to bring back the division to its glory days when Trish, Lita, Mickie etc were there. We need new Divas who can wrestle and we also need the Divas who can wrestle, wrestle! Let them shine!

9) I want a WWE PPV in Toronto. It has been way too long since WWE has had a PPV in Canada. If we can’t get WrestleMania 29 at least give us SummerSlam or Survivor Series.

8) I want The Undertaker to win his 20^th match at WrestleMania 28 and call it quits. He’s a legend. I want to see him retire on top. His body can’t take much anymore. Nobody wants to see him end up in a wheelchair. He will if he keeps on competing.

7) I really hope Randy “Macho Man” Savage and Miss Elizabeth will be inducted together into the WWE Hall of Fame this year. They both deserve it. It is their time. I wish Randy was inducted earlier when he was alive. It is time now Vince to do it.

6) It’s time for Ted Dibease to finally get the push he deserves. WWE has wasted him so much in the last two years. Ted is a great wrestler and I would love to see him get an IC Title run this year.

5) I want to see a good Triple H movie! LOL I’m tired of his crappy movies! He’s the boss’s Son-In-Law he should be doing better WWE Films! I think Diva and I should write a script for WWE films just for Triple H. What do you think Diva?

4) Bryan Daniel vs CM Punk feud! Who would love to see that? I know I would. I hope it happens in 2012. If Punk does end up going to Smackdown I hope Bryan stays so the two of them can wrestle each other.

3) The Rock beats John Cena at WrestleMania 28. Then The Rock stays with WWE for a while and gives us a match with Chris Jericho at SummerSlam.

2) Michael Cole leaves RAW and Jim Ross comes back to the broadcast Booth.

1) Zack Ryder vs John Cena at SummerSlam for the WWE Championship. I believe this could be a great match if it was built right. They both are over and Zack deserves a match like this.

So that is it for this week. I hope you enjoy my first blog of 2012! Again thanks for reading the Fatal 4 Way! Have a nice day!!

TNA

Genesis

-TNA X-Division 4-Corners Match:C)Austin Aries vs. Kid Kash vs. Jesse Sorensen vs. Zema Ion

Sarge’s Prediction: Jesse Sorensen

Diva’s Prediction: Austin Aries

The Game’s Prediction:Austin Aries

Greg’s Prediction: Austin Aries

–Rob Van Damn vs. Gunner

Sarge’s Prediction: Gunner

Diva’s Prediction: Gunner

The Game’s Prediction: RVD

Greg’s Prediction: Gunner

–D’Angelo Dinero vs. Devon Dudley

Sarge’s Prediction: D’Angelo Dinero (The Pope)

Diva’s Prediction: Devon Dudley

The Game’s Prediction:Devon Dudley

Greg’s Prediction:D’Angelo Dinero

-TNA Knockout’s Championship:C)Gail Kim vs. Mickie James

Sarge’s Prediction:Mickie James

Diva’s Prediction:Mickie James

The Game’s Prediction:Mickie James

Greg’s Prediction:Gail Kim

–Kurt Angle vs. James Storm

Sarge’s Prediction: James Storm

Diva’s Prediction: James Storm

The Game’s Prediction: Kurt Angle

Greg’s Prediction:Kurt Angle

-Monsters Ball Match (stipulation if Abyss loses he joins Immortal): Abyss vs. Bully Ray

Sarge’s Prediction:Bully Ray

Diva’s Prediction:Abyss

The Game’s Prediction: Bully Ray

Greg’s Prediction:Bully Ray

-TNA Heavyweight Championship:C)Bobby Roode vs. Jeff Hardy

Sarge’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

Diva’s Prediction: Jeff Hardy

The Game’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

Greg’s Prediction: Bobby Roode

That’s it for this weeks Fatal 4-Way! An awesome start to year full of surprises. Lets hope this year is a great one. Let there be less tragedy in our lives, both outside of the ring and inside the brotherhood that is the wrestling world. See you next week!!

“A 60 yr old man just told me I looked cute eating my ice cream cone…I’m really creeped out. Should have held off on the rainbow sprinkles.”

-Kofi Kingston via Twitter

@TrueKofi

 

Survivor Series Recap, R-Truth, Daniel Bryan & More!!!

Welcome Survivors!!! What a great Pay-Per-View (for once). It’s been a while since the WWE was able to deliver quality again. Not saying it’s because of The Rock, but it might have been, his return and the fact that they were in the most famous arena in the wrestling world, Madison Square Gardens, the fans were definitely electric.

Lots of stuff to get to this week; including details on Matt Hardy’s situation as well as another WWE Suspension for violating the Wellness Program.

Roll the footage Monkies!!

WOW, Survivor Series blew me away. Solid matches, with only one being the weakest (and it wasn’t the Diva’s).

Survivor Series started out as a conundrum for me, as I had heard two conflicting opponents for Dolph Ziggler’s United States championship; first I heard on Tuesday that it would be John Morrison, and then I heard on Wednesday that it would be announced on Friday Night’s SmackDown that it would be Zack Ryder. Me, knowing the WWE’s penchant for changing things at the last minuted, decided to do predictions for both possible out come. After I posted the blog Saturday night, I was reading something and they were teasing a possible triple-threat match. One scenario I did not contemplate. Thankfully come Sunday, I didn’t need to worry, as it was John Morrison (it what will MOST likely be his final WWE pay-per-view) challenged Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship, making this the EASIEST match to predict. We all nailed our predictions with this one. I almost felt horrible for the guys as they had to work through a boisterous “We Want Ryder” chant. Seeing as nobody in the crowd wanted to see this match, they did surprisingly well, with the exception of a horribly missed hip-toss by Morrison to Ziggler. Ziggler retains his United States championship. 

Zack Ryder came out and probably received the third loudest ovation of the night, right behind CM Punk and The Rock. Not bad for a dude from Long Island.

Next up was the dreaded Lumber Jill match as Beth Phoenix was defending her Diva’s Championship against the aggravating Eve. Now surprisingly this match didn’t blow major hairy donkey balls. Which should say something. Was it match of the night, hell to the no, but it had a bit more fan enthusiasm as the World Championship match later on. Going into this, I suspect that the Diva’s realized if they were going to challenge the history of Women’s matches at Survivor Series they had their work cut out for them; Trish Stratus’ first Women’s championship in 2001, Stratus vs. Victoria in a first ever women’s hardcore match in 2002, then Victoria vs. Lita in the first ever Women’s steel cage match in 2003, and of course Lita’s retirement in 2006. Phoenix and Eve really needed to pull something magical this year to land themselves into the record books. Although the match was mediocre at best in the beginning, the middle and the end started to gain some momentum. If only Eve would stop that air-humping before her standing moonsault, maybe then could I tolerate her more as one of the top Divas, but until then she can suck on that Donkey’s left one. The end, surprised me. I was starting to feel as though Eve might be able to pull off the win, but it wasn’t until Beth got her on up on the robes for the largest Glam Slam yet.

Great job by both ladies to say the least. Beth Phoenix rightfully retains the Diva’s Championship.

There were a couple backstage spots, including yet another epic promo by The Rock regarding John Cena’s “ovulating lady parts,” lol.

Up next, was the 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination match. For those of you new to the concept. When the Survivor Series debuted 25 years ago, all matches were structured like this. Five guys on each side and the match didn’t end until one entire team was completely eliminated, leaving the 5 or less guys on the other team the Survivors. Now days, they usually only put one or two of these matches into the actual event, which sucks. We have Team Barrett; Captained by Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, Hunico, and Cody Rhodes, vs. Team Orton; Captained by Randy Orton, Kofi Kingston, Sheamus, Sin Cara, and Mason Ryan. Not too far into the match, Orton was tagged in by Kofi then he eliminated Ziggler from Team Barrett. Things evened up by an unfortunate accident that really wasn’t all that surprising since it was done by Sin Cara. As he and Kofi Kingston leaped over the top rope, Kofi doing it perfectly and Cara, not so much, did some severe damage to Cara who was eliminated due to injury.

Sin Cara must be Spanish for “Fuck-up All-The-Time”. The way he hurt himself had nothing to do with his landing, it was his take off. Reports say he has suffered a ruptured patellar tendon (knee) and will be out 6-9months after surgery and rehab. Cody Rhodes then eliminates Mason Ryan (I’m sorry, but if you tell me that guy isn’t jacked up on gas, you need your eyes checked). Wade Barrett gets in the ring and eliminates Kofi with his finisher, Wasteland. Sheamus gets himself eliminated by disqualification, and because of his little temper tantrum afterwards allowed Orton to rid Team Barrett of Swagger, thus leaving Team Barrett with Hunico and Rhodes. Poor Wade, had one useless ass-wipe and one pretty boy to help keep his team alive. However, Hunico (the Unico green olive as I like to refer to him), didn’t last long. Cody offers up a distraction by getting RKO-ed by Orton, who then was tossed up into Barrett’s Wasteland and defeated. With Team Barrett’s Captain and Rhodes being the soul survivors.

Next up was the World Heavyweight Champion, Mark Henry defending against The Big Show. The match started off so damn slow. It was hard to get behind either guys. The word brutal comes to mind. The crowd broke out in the deadly “boring” chant. The match didn’t go too long, with one spot as Big Show went to the top rope to deliver a, sort of Savage-like elbow. The ring held this time, which actually surprised me as they mentioned the ring breaking at the last pay-per-view, and the fact that they stated that they reinforced the ring.

The fans picked themselves up out of their boredom, at the end of the match after the Worlds Largest Nut Shot, which caused Henry to get disqualified allowing Big Show to get the win, but not the championship. Following the match, Big Show proceeded to break Mark Henry’s foot (thank-you) with the chair.

Up next was suppose to be Matt Striker interviewing Wade Barrett, but just as Barrett started talking about the Barrett Barrage, The Awesome Truth (R-Truth & The Miz) interrupted in which turned out to be a hilarious promo where R-Truth goes off on a tirade about talking to pigeons. R-Truth: “Do you know what the pigeons said?”  Matt Striker: “coo.” It became pretty hilarious.  Found a shitty link on You Tube but it’s still hilarious.

http://youtu.be/veGSuwfQPE4

Alberto Del Rio defends his WWE Championship against CM Punk, in what has to be one of the best matches from this year. The lead in to this match was great. The bookers did a good job getting this match booked. It was exciting from the announcement that CM Punk had hired his very own ring announcer to introduce him, Howard Finkle, and it kept up the excitement right till the end when CM Punk locked in the Anaconda Vice, making Del Rio tap. The celebration which ensued afterwards was as rewarding as Punk getting Del Rio to submit. The camera angle that was missed by myself the first time, got to see the replay of Del Rio rolling up Punk for a two-count by pulling his tights, allowing us to get a glimpse of Punk’s “skinny fat ass.”

The match that everyone has been waiting for, and paid for (in HD for an extra ten-fucking-bucks, by accident… Remember folks paying ten more dollars for HD isn’t really worth it, although we saw a lot of weird stuff that we normally wouldn’t have seen in regular D? Is that what you call it? Anyways…)  Never Before, Never Again…. Which also applies to the accidental purchasing of the event in HD-roflmao.

The Awesome Truth vs. John Cena and The Rock. It’s 2-on-2 with the Great One and the Poo! That didn’t quite work, did it? Lol!!! The Rock came out fighting, and any doubt about him having ring-rust after 7-years being out of the ring, was abolished. Trouble between Cena and Rock was evident from the moment they stepped through the ropes, yet they managed to function together as a team against a more established tag team combination. Trust was not there, but replaced by trepidation by both Rock and Cena. The match was solid if not a bit predictable in the outcome. Must have missed when Cena learned how do execute a simple drop kick, but he did break the even easier monkey flip for the first time. No surprise, The Rock and John Cena went over. After a posing cock-fight between to massive ego’s, The Rock did what everybody wanted him to do and Rock Bottom Cena’s ass in the middle of the ring, bringing the end of the Survivor Series to an amazing and well deserved ending.

And that concludes your Survivor Series 2011 recap.

What can I say about RAW? Well, for being a post Pay-Per-View show, it delivered in some aspects. CM Punk, always creative with words, managed to cut yet another epic promo from the middle of the ring about the importance of winning the WWE Championship in Madison Square Gardens, and vowing to make the title interesting again.  The boredom ensued when interim General Manager, John Laurinaitis came down and proclaimed that he was just as happy about this as everyone else, which prompted Punk to call him out as a “middle-management-soul-sucking-douche bag” to which all Laurinaitis had to say was that he was “upper-management.” The GM yammers on about taking one piece of advice from someone he respected and that was that “if I put myself into the fans shoes, then I can’t go wrong,” bullshitted his way into kissing the fans asses by saying he’s giving them what they want, and makes Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler for later on. To which Punk proclaimed that he must be def because the fans don’t want Punk and Ziggler, they want Zack Ryder and Ziggler. How is it that CM Punk, manages to say what we all have been saying for years, yet nobody else has the balls to stand up and say it? Sure, we can go on and on about it in this web publication, but nobody in the WWE (or TNA, for that matter) are actually going to listen to us.

I had to laugh at Kevin Nash, later on in the show, when he bitched about The Rock and Cena being the main event at Survivor Series, and saying that it should have been him and Triple H headlining Madison Square Gardens. And then blames Triple H for that not happening. Um, yeah, about that… YO KEVIN!!! You’re the Fuck Muffin who took Triple H out. This promo made no fucking sense. Just saying. 

A teaser happened on RAW. Clearly there will be something between Cody Rhodes and Booker T at some point as Rhodes tossed water in Booker’s face after his match against Santino Marella (yawn).

Kane is on his way back. Hopefully he will be masked, but to myself and to all the vintage Kane fans out there, don’t hold your breath. WWE often screws shit up, why because they don’t listen to us. They do the exact opposite. So start tweeting how you hope he is maskless. Lmao!!!

When Big Show makes a fist and says he’s coming for you…. I say RUN like a mutha fucka! That fisting is going to hurt.

Damn good solid match between Wade Barrett and Kofi Kingston with Randy Orton at ringside. There was a HUGE cross body from the top rope by Kingston on to Barrett that looked awesome.

The Awesome Truth comes out near the end of the show, interrupting John Cena’s promo about the Rock Bottom heard around the world from the previous night. John Cena cuts a relatively honest promo about the bromance between Truth & Miz then leaves the ring, leaving the two to hash out and argue over what Cena said. This led to R-Truth leaving the ring with The Miz at his heels. Miz turns Truth around at the top of the entrance stage and delivers a Skull Crushing Finale.

Now, unlike Evan Bourne’s hasty, non-explained exit, the WWE decided to explain the hasty exit of R-Truth by breaking up The Awesome Truth (this is why I rarely actually referred to The Miz & R-Truth as The Awesome Truth, because I knew they wouldn’t last long). Like Bourne, R-Truth (aka Ron Killings) violated the WWE’s Wellness Program and will be out for 30 days starting on November 22^nd. This collaborates the rumour that one of the Survivor Series main event participants failed a drug test. Looking at The Rock, you might have thought it was him as he looked JACKED UP. Thankfully he didn’t get nailed. R-Truth however did, and rumour has it, it’s because of the same shit Evan Bourne smoked. The fake marijuana called SPICE. More on this at a later time. No word yet if it’s connected to the same party that Bourne was at, but it’s unlikely as it wouldn’t remain in ones system for that long. This would be Truth’s first violation since returning to the company while this policy has been in place.

Speaking of Drugs. OH MATT HARDY!!! As I quickly managed to toss into The Skirt Sheet last weekend, Matt Hardy was booted out of rehab for failing a Breathalyzer test when he returned to the WWE sponsored Rehab facility after being out on a weeks pass home. He claimed it was mouth was (now it has been proven that if you have just used mouth wash that has alcohol in it, that it will show up on these tests, but on a low scale. I have no idea what the scale for Hardy showed). Hardy agreed to rehab to avoid jail time for the offenses he racked up. The douche monkey was one month away from being released. I had so much hope for him as he willingly went to jail, but I guess it’s the best alternative to jail time, right? Both Hardy’s could have dropped the soap and made Tyson Tomko REAL happy. Lol!! Hardy faces a bunch of court dates for his charges.

* November 30th – Driving While Impaired
* December 1st – Felony Possession With Intent to Manufacture, Sell and/or Deliver a Schedule 3 Controlled Substance, Felony Possession of a Schedule 1 Controlled Substance, Felony Maintaining a Vehicle/Dwelling for Controlled Substances, Misdemeanor Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
* December 6th – Reckless Driving with Wanton Disregard
* December 21st – Driving While Impaired, Exceeding a Safe Speed

You would think that Matt Hardy was the smarter brother and had LEARNED from his little brother’s mistakes a few years back. Apparently the older Hardy had taken too many head shots, because he has proven that he is in fact DUMBER than Jeff Hardy. Such a disappointment for me too. I was probably his biggest supporter. If he returns to TNA after his stint in jail, he will be rewarded with the TNA Heavyweight Championship. *Shaking My Head!

Speaking of a waste of time…(Burn), Monday December 12^th RAW is scheduled to be yet another three-hour show, which are rumoured to be The Slammy Awards. The predictable award show much like the Prime Time Emmy’s whenever Modern Family is nominated (yawn—hate that fucking show). Lucky for all you readers that there will be no typical Fatal 4-Way that week following the Slammy’s because we will be posting our Best and Worst of 2011 lists. Can you imagine how much fun you will miss?

SmackDown was pretty good this week. However I really just want to talk about the giant YOINK job the WWE pulled on us at the start of this weeks show. Mark Henry cut a dumbass promo (much like all his promos) and The Big Show came out and ended up fisting (tee-hee) Henry down. Daniel Bryan decided that he was going to cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract. He does, and he WINS by pinning Henry. He would have been the World Heavyweight Champion, and the crowd was right into it too. Until SmackDown General Manager Teddy Long came down and said, that Henry was couldn’t compete due to injury, and that the win wasn’t valid. He gave the brief case containing the contract that Bryan won from the Money In The Bank pay-per-view, but Bryan isn’t champion. Like seriously, WTF? How many times have other MITB winners cashed in when the Champion was injured.  This made no sense to me. If Henry was THAT injured, then he should have had to give up the Championship and taken time off.

Found this picture from WWE.com…. When did Curt Hawkins become a baton twirler?

Circus Act Gone WRONG!!!!!

Ever wonder what Kelly Kelly’s Maxim magazine cover looked like before they airbrushed it? Well I have the un-airbrushed copy right here. Have a look. You won’t believe your eyes.

With that said peeps… I’m outtie. Because, In Life…There Are Winners, and There Are Losers….Be Jealous and Be Sexy!

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-UFC 139 Results & Survivor Series:

http://youtu.be/z-Jnk1mEslY

-Monday Night RAW Review

http://youtu.be/RQgXNKhdLq8

That’s it for this week folks. Hope our American friends (and family) are chocked full of turkey and STUFFING! Ask Sarge’s wife, I was going nuts talking about stuffing on her facebook. Lol!! Ciao from the Game & I for this week.

Michael Cole (RAW after Rhodes threw water at Booker T): “I can’t believe I got wet!”

Me: “That’s what SHE said!”